บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Adam Devine: BDE & Pitch Perfect (FBF)

00:03:43.389 No, I think you look great. I love your watch. 86 00:03:43.430 --> 00:03:44.409 The whole thing's going great. 87 00:03:44.469 --> 00:03:44.729 Thank you. 88 00:03:44.770 --> 00:03:47.430 Thanks, thanks. Okay, so we're going to get into it. 89 00:03:47.509 --> 00:03:47.789 Okay. 90 00:03:48.009 --> 00:03:50.270 Okay, here we go. I'm going to just do this 91 00:03:50.289 --> 00:03:55.280 little intro that The world needs. Okay. Adam, welcome to 92 00:03:55.319 --> 00:03:58.919 Call Her Daddy. Okay. 93 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:01.199 Oh, I thought we were doing the Adam Levine bit. 94 00:04:01.939 --> 00:04:03.900 No, but I thought for a second you were going 95 00:04:03.919 --> 00:04:06.180 to say thank you. I don't know why. And that 96 00:04:06.240 --> 00:04:10.159 little like, was like so creepy with the straw. Okay, 97 00:04:10.189 --> 00:04:10.909 I'm going to start over. 98 00:04:10.969 --> 00:04:11.370 Here we go. 99 00:04:12.449 --> 00:04:13.770 Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. 100 00:04:13.830 --> 00:04:14.169 Thank you. 101 00:04:15.250 --> 00:04:18.850 I just have to tell you that I was a 102 00:04:18.910 --> 00:04:21.069 huge Maroon 5 fan and I'm really glad that you 103 00:04:21.089 --> 00:04:24.740 decided- to sit down with me today and talk about 104 00:04:24.750 --> 00:04:29.899 the scandal surrounding the infidelity in your marriage. How many 105 00:04:29.980 --> 00:04:34.819 times did you cheat on your wife with women that 106 00:04:34.850 --> 00:04:35.850 you met on Instagram? 107 00:04:38.009 --> 00:04:40.389 Zero times. 108 00:04:40.490 --> 00:04:43.610 It's Adam Devine, not Adam Levine. Thank fucking God. 109 00:04:43.629 --> 00:04:45.180 Thank fucking God. 110 00:04:45.810 --> 00:04:47.110 Adam, welcome to Call Her Daddy. 111 00:04:47.170 --> 00:04:47.529 Thank you. 112 00:04:48.029 --> 00:04:50.209 One fucking letter. One letter. 113 00:04:50.569 --> 00:04:51.569 It's so close. 114 00:04:51.889 --> 00:04:55.360 I actually, I met Adam Levine once at a party. 115 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:59.819 And yeah, I'm cool like that. And it was a 116 00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:01.980 whole Halloween party. I was dressed as a wizard. So 117 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:03.959 it wasn't me being cool at all. I'm like a 118 00:05:04.019 --> 00:05:06.600 wizard with like a wizard staff of like beer cans 119 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:07.540 taped together, you know. 120 00:05:07.740 --> 00:05:10.139 Love that. And I go up to him. I was 121 00:05:10.180 --> 00:05:14.060 all excited and was like, Adam Levine, I'm Adam Devine. 122 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:15.240 He's like, yeah, no, I know. 123 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:20.199 And I'm like, I get Adam Levine all the time 124 00:05:20.259 --> 00:05:23.670 on Twitter where people are like, at me, Adam Devine, 125 00:05:23.790 --> 00:05:27.569 but then say, is so hot, shirtless, singing. Like, I 126 00:05:27.610 --> 00:05:30.129 just went to his concert. And I'm like, it happens 127 00:05:30.149 --> 00:05:31.790 to me all the time. I'm sure you get me 128 00:05:31.850 --> 00:05:35.240 sometimes too on Twitter, right? And he goes, literally never. 129 00:05:37.019 --> 00:05:41.149 Literally never. You're like, Okay, never, not even one time? 130 00:05:41.170 --> 00:05:42.110 And he's like, mm-mm. 131 00:05:42.689 --> 00:05:45.230 So he is a fucking dick. No, I love that. 132 00:05:46.490 --> 00:05:49.000 Sort of habit, like, but also invite me back to 133 00:05:49.009 --> 00:05:49.800 the Halloween party. 134 00:05:49.819 --> 00:05:51.439 Right, you're like, I will come back as a wizard. 135 00:05:52.180 --> 00:05:55.300 Do you think actually people thought that it was you 136 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:55.920 in that situation? 137 00:05:55.939 --> 00:05:56.439 People did. 138 00:05:56.500 --> 00:06:00.339 Like, it wasn't, that's, I like, I would never, I'm 139 00:06:00.379 --> 00:06:04.050 not big into, like, inserting myself into someone else's drama. 140 00:06:04.129 --> 00:06:06.540 I'm like, this guy is already going through it. And 141 00:06:06.639 --> 00:06:10.500 so I was like steering clear. Uh, and then like, 142 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:14.560 like news organizations, I forget what it was. It was 143 00:06:14.579 --> 00:06:18.319 like the Baltimore, like their local news, their headline was 144 00:06:18.500 --> 00:06:21.899 Adam divine cheats on pregnant wife and said Adam divine. 145 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:24.459 And then I was getting so many people that were 146 00:06:24.500 --> 00:06:25.860 just DM me, me. 147 00:06:25.779 --> 00:06:27.300 Being how fucking dare you. 148 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:29.779 And then you look at their page and I'm like, 149 00:06:29.819 --> 00:06:32.120 this person does not follow me. They have no, they 150 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:35.699 are not workaholic fans. They have not seen my movies. 151 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:39.000 Like they truly were a Maroon 5 fan and now 152 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:42.449 hate me on accident. Like somehow clicked the wrong thing. 153 00:06:42.910 --> 00:06:46.509 And so I was getting legitimately hundreds of DMs. 154 00:06:46.589 --> 00:06:48.810 And did your wife at all be like, give me 155 00:06:48.850 --> 00:06:51.970 your fucking phone. Just let me check. Let me just 156 00:06:51.990 --> 00:06:52.939 check this out. 157 00:06:53.060 --> 00:06:54.120 The name is too close. 158 00:06:54.629 --> 00:06:57.540 Like it could be you too. Dude, that's so fucking 159 00:06:57.579 --> 00:07:00.300 crazy because I remember when you posted the Instagram and 160 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:02.399 the caption and it was just brilliant of you to 161 00:07:02.439 --> 00:07:04.759 just be like, hey, just so you know, like we're 162 00:07:04.779 --> 00:07:06.879 good over here. My wife and I are happy. I'm 163 00:07:06.939 --> 00:07:07.939 not cheating. 164 00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:10.199 Yeah, I guess I am a comedic genius. 165 00:07:10.459 --> 00:07:13.550 Yeah, you're pretty good. You're not bad.

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I think you're very unique in Hollywood. 198 00:09:11.230 --> 00:09:13.230 Your humor is amazing and I'm very happy you're here 199 00:09:13.289 --> 00:09:14.070 and not Adam Levine. 200 00:09:14.129 --> 00:09:14.669 Thanks, Alex. 201 00:09:14.950 --> 00:09:16.409 You grew up in Nebraska. 202 00:09:16.590 --> 00:09:16.909 I did. 203 00:09:17.049 --> 00:09:19.029 I've never been to Nebraska. 204 00:09:19.190 --> 00:09:19.789 Most people haven't. 205 00:09:20.070 --> 00:09:24.570 Okay. What is a stereotype that people in Nebraska have 206 00:09:24.590 --> 00:09:25.929 that you think you defy? 207 00:09:25.950 --> 00:09:29.929 I feel like Nebraska is like, it's such like a 208 00:09:30.070 --> 00:09:33.649 flyover state. Like I feel like if you're not from there, 209 00:09:33.850 --> 00:09:37.419 you just haven't been there. So there's like no stereotypes. 210 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:39.120 People are just like Nebraska. 211 00:09:40.419 --> 00:09:40.950 Huh? 212 00:09:42.590 --> 00:09:46.570 Wow. I've never really. 213 00:09:46.590 --> 00:09:46.659 Huh? 214 00:09:48.889 --> 00:09:51.690 So there's no stereotypes. So I feel like when they 215 00:09:51.710 --> 00:09:54.169 meet me, they're like, that's what you look like. Yeah. 216 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:56.659 Well, I mean, I feel like I look like I'm 217 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:59.679 from Nebraska. I'm like, you're like, yeah, this guy eats steak. 218 00:10:00.509 --> 00:10:04.269 He eats corn a lot. You could tell he isn't 219 00:10:04.340 --> 00:10:05.029 off the carbs. 220 00:10:05.909 --> 00:10:09.500 He's full carbo loading with baked potatoes on the reg. 221 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:10.340 Right. 222 00:10:10.580 --> 00:10:12.259 Like a white guy from Nebraska. 223 00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:15.519 Yeah, they're like, he puts real butter on his potatoes. 224 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.080 You know what? That's a really great way to explain 225 00:10:20.139 --> 00:10:22.659 it because I wasn't, I think I, as I was 226 00:10:22.700 --> 00:10:25.679 thinking about this question, that's exactly what, I was wanting 227 00:10:25.720 --> 00:10:27.360 you to tell me something that I didn't know about 228 00:10:27.379 --> 00:10:28.960 Nebraska because I'm like, I don't know much. 229 00:10:29.220 --> 00:10:32.740 Yeah, we're just a, we're a sturdy people. Heart, you know, 230 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.620 salt of the earth, I think they say. 231 00:10:34.710 --> 00:10:35.419 Okay, yep. 232 00:10:35.470 --> 00:10:36.809 I don't know what that phrase means, but. 233 00:10:36.970 --> 00:10:38.730 I love it though. We're going to go with it. 234 00:10:39.110 --> 00:10:42.049 Do you think that there's like an accent happening there 235 00:10:42.090 --> 00:10:44.549 that we don't know about? Like a Nebraska accent? 236 00:10:45.529 --> 00:10:49.129 Uh, No, people in Nebraska think that our accent is 237 00:10:49.169 --> 00:10:51.639 like flat. But when I moved to California for the 238 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:55.259 first time, I was on some like head shop on 239 00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:56.580 Hollywood Boulevard being like. 240 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:59.419 You can just buy pipes? What? This is crazy. 241 00:11:00.059 --> 00:11:04.669 And the guy behind the counter was like, where are 242 00:11:04.690 --> 00:11:07.090 you from? So I think I must have had an accent. 243 00:11:07.129 --> 00:11:08.830 I don't think I have much of one anymore. 244 00:11:08.889 --> 00:11:09.330 What do you

think? 245 00:11:10.370 --> 00:11:13.700 I can hear like a tiny twang. But what I, 246 00:11:14.139 --> 00:11:16.620 I am from a little twang, like a little, like 247 00:11:16.740 --> 00:11:19.740 it's not Southern. It's not, it's something. 248 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:22.879 It's unique. Yeah. A little, a little salt and pepper. 249 00:11:22.940 --> 00:11:26.059 Exactly. The salt and pepper meat and potatoes vibe. 250 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:26.500 That's right. 251 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:30.580 I'm from Philadelphia outside of it though. And I'm just 252 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.840 so happy that I don't have the Philly accent. Do 253 00:11:33.860 --> 00:11:34.879 you know the Philly accent? 254 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:40.549 It's atrocious. Yeah. So I'm glad you don't have it. No, 255 00:11:40.590 --> 00:11:40.929 I don't know. 256 00:11:41.009 --> 00:11:42.929 I don't know if I could do a Philly accent, 257 00:11:42.970 --> 00:11:46.250 but I will say that Philly, I've had a great, 258 00:11:46.330 --> 00:11:49.570 I've done awesome shows there and I've had a great 259 00:11:49.629 --> 00:11:52.669 times there, but it was one of the few places, 260 00:11:52.690 --> 00:11:54.830 and Boston's kind of like this too, where people just 261 00:11:54.870 --> 00:11:58.269 like want to fight you. Like it was like right 262 00:11:58.289 --> 00:12:00.710 when Workaholics just came out. So we were like newly 263 00:12:00.809 --> 00:12:03.889 famous or whatever. And we like went there on some 264 00:12:03.950 --> 00:12:07.710 sort of tour. And this guy, we were like, Genos 265 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:08.330 or Pats? 266 00:12:08.590 --> 00:12:11.529 Cheesesteaks? We're going to try both. And we're eating there 267 00:12:11.549 --> 00:12:15.649 and some guy was like, fuck you. You think you're cool, huh? Oh, 268 00:12:15.710 --> 00:12:19.169 fucking Mr. Hollywood. And I'm like, I'm going to have 269 00:12:19.210 --> 00:12:19.909 to fight a man. 270 00:12:20.389 --> 00:12:21.889 You're like, I just wanted a cheesesteak. 271 00:12:21.929 --> 00:12:22.659 Hi, sir. 272 00:12:22.740 --> 00:12:25.240 And I'm not like a confrontational guy. So I'm like, 273 00:12:25.340 --> 00:12:28.299 I got to put up my dukes. I'm like, do 274 00:12:28.340 --> 00:12:29.179 I call them dukes? 275 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:30.820 I don't know. I'm going to get my ass kicked 276 00:12:30.940 --> 00:12:31.480 by this guy. 277 00:12:31.659 --> 00:12:36.059 You're so accurate. Number one, Let me just proclaim this 278 00:12:36.100 --> 00:12:39.059 so that no one in Philly hates me now and 279 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:39.610 comes for me. 280 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:40.830 I've had a great time there. 281 00:12:41.009 --> 00:12:41.350 Love. 282 00:12:41.429 --> 00:12:42.809 Aggressive, aggressive people. 283 00:12:43.370 --> 00:12:47.110 The fans are so aggressive. I grew up, my dad 284 00:12:47.149 --> 00:12:48.409 worked for the Philadelphia Flyers. 285 00:12:48.610 --> 00:12:49.129 Oh, cool. 286 00:12:49.190 --> 00:12:51.110 And so I would always go to these hockey games. 287 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:54.360 After every game or in the middle of the games, 288 00:12:54.419 --> 00:12:56.500 I would always be asking my parents, like, why is 289 00:12:56.539 --> 00:12:59.799 everyone so angry? Like, we're even winning. Like, why are 290 00:12:59.850 --> 00:13:01.639 we angry? Now they're losing all the time. And it's like, no, 291 00:13:01.649 --> 00:13:05.309 they're really angry. But it's such an aggressive mentality. And 292 00:13:05.350 --> 00:13:08.490 it's a little scary. But what's scarier is, yes, the accent. Like, 293 00:13:08.690 --> 00:13:09.929 do you know what we call water? 294 00:13:11.470 --> 00:13:14.230 Like water. Wooder. Wooder with a D. 295 00:13:14.289 --> 00:13:16.620 I'm going home to drink some wooder. 296 00:13:17.620 --> 00:13:18.919 You're going home to drink some water. 297 00:13:18.940 --> 00:13:21.059 Going home to drink some water. Go Eagles. 298 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:24.669 Yeah, I think in Omaha we don't say water. We 299 00:13:24.710 --> 00:13:25.210 say water. 300 00:13:25.389 --> 00:13:26.190 It's not great. 301 00:13:26.330 --> 00:13:28.970 We do say like mom. 302 00:13:29.769 --> 00:13:29.870 Oh. 303 00:13:30.029 --> 00:13:32.809 Like mom. Dad. 304 00:13:33.909 --> 00:13:34.610 Mom. 305 00:13:34.629 --> 00:13:37.309 So it's like a mouth opening. 306 00:13:37.610 --> 00:13:40.860 Yeah, it's like vowels just like fall out of your mouth. 307 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:45.220 Okay, but at least you're enunciating. You know what I mean? Like, 308 00:13:45.259 --> 00:13:47.139 that's a little bit better. So Philly, love you all. 309 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.220 Shout out. But if you say water, it's fucking water. 310 00:13:49.419 --> 00:13:49.580 Yeah. 311 00:13:49.899 --> 00:13:52.179 One thing I love about you is that you do 312 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:56.799 seem like you are entirely, like, open about just putting 313 00:13:56.820 --> 00:13:58.220 yourself out there. Like, you don't give a shit what 314 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:00.480 people think. So can you give us some advice for 315 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:05.820 someone that's listening that's, like, introverted, shy, a little insecure? Like, 316 00:14:06.179 --> 00:14:08.059 how do you get to a place where you're like, 317 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:10.360 I don't give a fuck what people think about me. 318 00:14:10.370 --> 00:14:11.259 I'm just going to do what I do. 319 00:14:11.279 --> 00:14:16.759 You know, I tell... I'm always giving advice. No, but 320 00:14:17.399 --> 00:14:25.679 I feel like it just, nothing matters. It just doesn't matter. 321 00:14:26.220 --> 00:14:26.919 Like it doesn't. 322 00:14:27.559 --> 00:14:32.450 I would say 99.5% of the time, it just doesn't matter. 323 00:14:32.730 --> 00:14:35.809 Like what that person thinks of you. They're not thinking 324 00:14:35.870 --> 00:14:39.090 about what you just said. Like they, you,

my wife 325 00:14:39.110 --> 00:14:40.870 does this all the time where she'll say something and 326 00:14:40.889 --> 00:14:44.049 then like, I, she's like tossing and turning and she 327 00:14:44.090 --> 00:14:47.210 can't sleep. And I'm like, what's going on over there? 328 00:14:47.230 --> 00:14:49.889 I'm like, are you okay? Are you having like night convulsions? 329 00:14:50.389 --> 00:14:52.710 And she's like, no, I said this thing that I 330 00:14:52.750 --> 00:14:53.450 shouldn't have said. 331 00:14:53.470 --> 00:14:54.860 And then I'm like, what? 332 00:14:55.460 --> 00:14:57.440 And then she'll tell me and I'm like, oh, they don't, 333 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:00.720 they're not thinking about that even a little bit. Like they, 334 00:15:00.860 --> 00:15:03.519 no one thinks about anyone else. We're only thinking about 335 00:15:03.580 --> 00:15:05.220 ourselves all the time. 336 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:09.960 So fucking true. Listen, I love men. I love women. 337 00:15:09.980 --> 00:15:12.450 I love everyone. But women do have a tendency a 338 00:15:12.549 --> 00:15:15.429 little bit more to overanalyze, which I think can be 339 00:15:15.450 --> 00:15:16.730 a superpower at times. 340 00:15:16.750 --> 00:15:17.750 Yeah, they're smarter, usually. 341 00:15:17.769 --> 00:15:20.070 Yeah, we're smarter, we're more tuned in, we should run 342 00:15:20.110 --> 00:15:23.710 the world. However, it can be a deficit when we're 343 00:15:23.789 --> 00:15:25.649 up at night. My boyfriend does the same thing. He's like, 344 00:15:26.090 --> 00:15:29.710 your legs are now twitching. Just tell me what happened. 345 00:15:29.730 --> 00:15:30.789 Can you tell I don't know what to do with 346 00:15:30.830 --> 00:15:31.269 my legs? 347 00:15:31.450 --> 00:15:34.980 You're literally like... Nah, just say comfortable. 348 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:37.340 Speaking of not knowing. 349 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:38.519 Can I tell you something? 350 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:40.799 My wife is going to watch this podcast and be 351 00:15:40.980 --> 00:15:43.779 tossing and turning and be like, and I'm like, what's wrong? 352 00:15:43.850 --> 00:15:48.590 She's like, your legs. What were you saying with those legs? What? 353 00:15:48.690 --> 00:15:49.190 My legs. 354 00:15:50.049 --> 00:15:53.529 Let me just clarify so you feel better. This chair, 355 00:15:53.669 --> 00:15:55.000 these chairs. 356 00:15:55.019 --> 00:15:59.820 Are 87 inches deep. There's a full on grown man 357 00:15:59.899 --> 00:16:01.600 laying down level deep. 358 00:16:02.129 --> 00:16:05.389 They have caused such issues. And this is the issue. 359 00:16:05.809 --> 00:16:08.980 I think that all the fans watching fucking love them. 360 00:16:09.399 --> 00:16:11.139 I always get, where'd you get the chairs? Where'd you 361 00:16:11.159 --> 00:16:13.539 get the chairs? I want the chairs. When you're in person, 362 00:16:13.899 --> 00:16:17.519 when you're in person, you can't imagine a woman in 363 00:16:17.539 --> 00:16:20.549 a skirt and heels. That's the moment where I say, 364 00:16:20.870 --> 00:16:23.470 I'm sorry. You're going to figure it out. You got 365 00:16:23.509 --> 00:16:24.370 your pants on. 366 00:16:24.470 --> 00:16:25.850 Yeah, I am wearing pants. 367 00:16:26.210 --> 00:16:26.809 This is good. 368 00:16:26.889 --> 00:16:29.830 I've been a nude in a film before, so I'm 369 00:16:30.210 --> 00:16:31.110 perfectly okay. 370 00:16:31.659 --> 00:16:33.279 I just want you to know if you squirm around, 371 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:36.299 no one's judging you because this is, we're moving chairs. 372 00:16:36.500 --> 00:16:39.080 We're moving houses actually, but we're also leaving these chairs behind. 373 00:16:39.100 --> 00:16:40.659 All right, I'll take them. Okay. 374 00:16:40.860 --> 00:16:45.879 Oh, okay. Okay, great. Let's talk about Workaholics. Okay. To 375 00:16:45.990 --> 00:16:48.120 anyone that hasn't watched it, you live under a rock. 376 00:16:48.230 --> 00:16:52.009 It's about three dudes in their 20s that live together 377 00:16:52.429 --> 00:16:53.330 and work together. 378 00:16:53.350 --> 00:16:53.750 That's right. 379 00:16:54.190 --> 00:16:56.950 How did you meet your co-stars and who came up 380 00:16:56.970 --> 00:16:57.789 with the premise of the show? 381 00:16:59.389 --> 00:17:02.409 Well, I met Blake and Kyle, who played Carl, our 382 00:17:02.450 --> 00:17:04.730 drug dealer on the show, who ended up directing most 383 00:17:04.769 --> 00:17:09.839 of our episodes. We met in improv class at Community College, 384 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:13.200 at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California. 385 00:17:13.220 --> 00:17:13.880 That's dope. 386 00:17:13.940 --> 00:17:14.180 Yeah. 387 00:17:14.359 --> 00:17:16.539 And it was like day one of improv class. And 388 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.460 at the time, Blake, he has this like long, cool 389 00:17:19.500 --> 00:17:22.980 dude hair. And he had this like tiny little fro. 390 00:17:23.609 --> 00:17:26.390 And in high school, they called him Afrofetus because he 391 00:17:26.430 --> 00:17:30.309 was so skinny with this tiny little afro and uh 392 00:17:31.329 --> 00:17:34.029 he really has blossomed as he's gotten older because he's 393 00:17:34.049 --> 00:17:37.329 like considered like hot boy now uh but he was 394 00:17:37.539 --> 00:17:41.200 homely as fuck back then I'm looking at you Blake 395 00:17:41.819 --> 00:17:44.200 and uh and I just thought he was so funny 396 00:17:44.279 --> 00:17:46.779 so afterwards it was weird because it was like I 397 00:17:46.819 --> 00:17:50.519 was sort of like hitting on my friend you know 398 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:53.950 where like I remember like my other buddy was like 399 00:17:55.130 --> 00:17:55.950 what's going on over there? 400 00:17:55.970 --> 00:17:57.369 Because I came up to him a little nervous. I 401 00:17:57.369 --> 00:17:58.769 was like, hey, what's up? 402 00:18:00.329 --> 00:18:03.710 If you'd be

down for it, it'd be cool if 403 00:18:03.809 --> 00:18:06.490 perhaps me and you could get together and write some 404 00:18:06.529 --> 00:18:07.730 comedy bits together. 405 00:18:07.750 --> 00:18:11.690 And Blake's like, yeah, I think that'd be cool, man. 406 00:18:12.210 --> 00:18:15.940 And then I moved up to LA from Orange County 407 00:18:15.960 --> 00:18:20.480 about a year later and met Anders at the Second City, 408 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:22.680 which is a improv school. 409 00:18:23.140 --> 00:18:26.299 I can imagine being in an improv class. There's some 410 00:18:26.380 --> 00:18:30.269 characters in there. Like, do you think you thrived in 411 00:18:30.390 --> 00:18:32.630 improv class or did you keep to yourself a little 412 00:18:32.670 --> 00:18:32.950 bit there? 413 00:18:32.970 --> 00:18:35.069 I kept to myself a little bit. I mean, like, 414 00:18:35.930 --> 00:18:40.470 because I would say, like, improv classes are weird. 415 00:18:40.490 --> 00:18:41.299 Have you ever taken one? 416 00:18:42.059 --> 00:18:44.619 I kind of did in college, but that wasn't even 417 00:18:44.660 --> 00:18:45.240 a fucking thing. 418 00:18:45.319 --> 00:18:47.500 Yeah. So, like, I took. 419 00:18:48.269 --> 00:18:53.119 a lot, especially when I was like, like 18, 19. 420 00:18:53.119 --> 00:18:56.599 And there's always like a businessman who's just like the 421 00:18:56.660 --> 00:19:00.000 funny guy in the office. And then there's like 12 422 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:05.480 true lunatics who are just like the psychotic. 423 00:19:04.980 --> 00:19:07.720 Aunt who's just like, they say I'm funny. And you're like, 424 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:09.029 oh my God, lady. 425 00:19:09.490 --> 00:19:13.750 And then there's like maybe two normal people who you'll 426 00:19:13.829 --> 00:19:16.910 end up seeing later on in life. Like I know like, 427 00:19:19.220 --> 00:19:22.000 like Eric Andre was in an improv class of mine 428 00:19:22.059 --> 00:19:24.859 back in the day. And then all the workaholics guys 429 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:27.440 and Jillian Bell, who was on workaholics, I knew from 430 00:19:27.460 --> 00:19:28.799 improv classes and stuff. 431 00:19:28.819 --> 00:19:30.880 So you can find little diamonds in the rough. There's 432 00:19:31.460 --> 00:19:33.400 on the periphery. You're like, I want to stay away 433 00:19:33.420 --> 00:19:35.829 from that person. That person's insane. 434 00:19:35.849 --> 00:19:35.970 Yeah. 435 00:19:36.069 --> 00:19:39.289 There's always like a few people that you can tell. 436 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:43.680 aren't lunatics who are actually trying to figure out how 437 00:19:43.700 --> 00:19:45.569 to make this into a profession. 438 00:19:45.609 --> 00:19:48.470 So you come up with the show and it's fucking hilarious. 439 00:19:49.470 --> 00:19:51.700 Is there ever... a point i'm thinking of like you 440 00:19:51.720 --> 00:19:55.319 guys then are friends and you're filming as friends was 441 00:19:55.339 --> 00:19:57.660 there ever a point in like a joke or a 442 00:19:57.720 --> 00:19:59.640 scare or something happening where you guys took it too 443 00:19:59.680 --> 00:20:00.960 far and like you couldn't. 444 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:03.630 Air it no there was never like we couldn't air 445 00:20:03.650 --> 00:20:05.549 it comedy central especially back then was. 446 00:20:05.450 --> 00:20:11.970 Like really uh really cool and open and down. 447 00:20:12.049 --> 00:20:13.529 I feel like we might not be able to get 448 00:20:13.569 --> 00:20:17.049 away with everything. Cause things are a little touchier now. 449 00:20:17.069 --> 00:20:21.160 Like we did one bit where Carl, the drug dealer, um, 450 00:20:22.700 --> 00:20:26.099 was sick of his penis and he wanted to remove 451 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:28.079 it because it gets him in all the trouble in 452 00:20:28.140 --> 00:20:32.250 his life. And they were really worried about us being 453 00:20:32.269 --> 00:20:35.269 like transphobic or something. And we're like, well, it's not 454 00:20:35.289 --> 00:20:37.690 about that. He just doesn't want to have his penis. 455 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:39.700 And that was like a real battle that we had 456 00:20:39.740 --> 00:20:41.789 for a while. But we ended up winning and the 457 00:20:41.970 --> 00:20:45.809 show was very funny. We did another episode where we 458 00:20:45.829 --> 00:20:49.069 go to our neighbor's house and they're having a pride party. 459 00:20:49.170 --> 00:20:53.069 And we think it's pride fighting, like UFC, like pride fighting. 460 00:20:54.619 --> 00:20:57.380 But they're a group of gay men having a pride party. 461 00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:01.779 And we go there and then we get blackout drunk 462 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:04.400 and we pass out and we wake up in their bed. 463 00:21:04.539 --> 00:21:07.319 And I wake up and I think I have jizz 464 00:21:07.380 --> 00:21:11.130 on my face. And I'm like, oh my God, I 465 00:21:11.170 --> 00:21:12.890 think we fucked each other. And then the two gay. 466 00:21:12.779 --> 00:21:14.859 Guys were like, you guys were really, you guys were 467 00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:16.759 going at each other. You guys were fucking each other 468 00:21:16.779 --> 00:21:17.539 a lot last night. 469 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:20.359 And so we go through that entire episode and we 470 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:22.380 like are reeling with this. And then at the end 471 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:24.039 of the day, we're like, I'm glad if I were 472 00:21:24.059 --> 00:21:25.140 to fuck a man, it was you. 473 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:28.210 And we're together. And we're like, and we're together. 474 00:21:28.289 --> 00:21:30.309 And then we go back to him and we're like 475 00:21:30.349 --> 00:21:33.369 wearing rainbow shirts now. And we're like, we're out and 476 00:21:33.390 --> 00:21:36.740 we're proud. We fuck each other now. And the guy's like, oh, 477 00:21:36.779 --> 00:21:38.769 we were kidding with you. It was toothpaste

we put 478 00:21:38.829 --> 00:21:41.970 on your face. And we're like, was it? I wonder 479 00:21:42.009 --> 00:21:45.170 why my jizz was minty fresh. And then we were like, 480 00:21:45.410 --> 00:21:48.009 that's pushing the envelope, you know? But we like were 481 00:21:48.089 --> 00:21:51.059 up for a GLAAD award. They like loved the episode. 482 00:22:08.420 --> 00:22:11.299 Welcome to this Holland & Barrett ad break. Go on, 483 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:14.299 take a moment. With so much wellness advice out there, 484 00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.740 knowing what's right for you isn't always simple. Our expert 485 00:22:17.779 --> 00:22:21.240 advisors match proven support to you. Whether that's Better You 486 00:22:21.309 --> 00:22:24.420 B12 Boost Spray to keep you energized or H & 487 00:22:24.049 --> 00:22:27.930 B Magnesium Bisglycinate for busy days. Back your body with 488 00:22:27.970 --> 00:22:31.670 more confidence, less guesswork at Holland & Barrett. 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Because your health means everything. 500 00:23:08.940 --> 00:23:12.289 With like the bro culture in the show, I personally 501 00:23:12.329 --> 00:23:14.730 find it very funny of how you guys like take 502 00:23:14.789 --> 00:23:16.710 it right to the edge in moments. And I do 503 00:23:16.730 --> 00:23:17.829 think that's hard to do though. 504 00:23:17.910 --> 00:23:20.410 The hardest part was like, it's sort of based on 505 00:23:20.490 --> 00:23:23.710 our actual personalities, like our characters. And then it's just 506 00:23:23.730 --> 00:23:26.730 taken to 12, you know? So every once in a while, 507 00:23:26.819 --> 00:23:31.319 it'd be like, Duris is pitching a joke and you're like, well, 508 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:33.640 Adam is a fucking idiot. 509 00:23:33.660 --> 00:23:36.839 And like, also like egotistical and, but also kind of 510 00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:37.180 a bitch. 511 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.609 So I think he would say, and I'm like, Yeah, well, 512 00:23:40.809 --> 00:23:43.970 Anders has a stick up his ass, and he thinks 513 00:23:44.009 --> 00:23:45.670 he's better than everyone else. 514 00:23:46.029 --> 00:23:49.089 And the character, though. The character. 515 00:23:49.150 --> 00:23:50.950 Did you guys get in a lot of fights or no? 516 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:55.480 No, not really. I mean, we're brothers, I feel. It's 517 00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:56.059 the brother fights. 518 00:23:56.099 --> 00:23:57.759 Yeah, we get in fights, but at the end of 519 00:23:57.779 --> 00:24:00.660 the day, you're like, all right, should we go get 520 00:24:00.700 --> 00:24:04.380 milkshakes or whatever? Whatever fat kid thing we're about to 521 00:24:04.420 --> 00:24:04.640 go do. 522 00:24:04.660 --> 00:24:09.640 Yes, yes. You basically booked Pitch Perfect around the time 523 00:24:09.680 --> 00:24:11.339 that you were filming Workaholics, right? 524 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:11.880 That's right, yeah. 525 00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:15.660 What was the audition process like for Pitch Perfect? Where 526 00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:17.619 were you at in your life? How did it all 527 00:24:17.660 --> 00:24:18.049 come to be? 528 00:24:18.109 --> 00:24:22.589 I was shooting the second season of Workaholics. And Workaholics 529 00:24:23.109 --> 00:24:25.890 had just come out. And it kind of clicked right 530 00:24:25.930 --> 00:24:28.869 away when it came out. And I was like, I 531 00:24:28.890 --> 00:24:31.349 don't want to do an acapella. Well, at first I 532 00:24:31.390 --> 00:24:33.619 didn't know. And I thought it was a baseball movie. 533 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:36.460 They sent me the sides and it's pitch perfect. And 534 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:39.539 I was like, you know, I don't have time to 535 00:24:39.559 --> 00:24:42.940 go audition right now. Like I'm doing my show. And 536 00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.009 it was really precious about Workaholics. 537 00:24:45.450 --> 00:24:47.829 And they're like, just go. The producers like you, just go. 538 00:24:48.130 --> 00:24:50.670 So I went on my lunch break from Workaholics and 539 00:24:50.710 --> 00:24:54.210 like went down and auditioned. And I thought it was 540 00:24:54.230 --> 00:24:56.579 a baseball movie. And I see all these hot ass 541 00:24:56.630 --> 00:25:00.710 dudes singing. And I'm like, you're not going to get 542 00:25:00.730 --> 00:25:04.369 the baseball movie singing, fucking pussy. And then I go 543 00:25:04.549 --> 00:25:06.609 in and it turns out it's not a baseball movie 544 00:25:06.650 --> 00:25:10.859 at all. And then I'm quickly learning the sides. And 545 00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:12.920 I'm like, oh, shit, this isn't baseball at all. And 546 00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:14.980 I go in and I do the audition. And they 547 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:17.539 ask me what song I prepared. And I didn't prepare 548 00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:20.240 a song. So I'm like, I didn't prepare a song. 549 00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:22.579 Take it or leave it. And they're like, leave it. Well, 550 00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:25.329 you have to sing. It's a singing movie. And I'm like, fuck. 551 00:25:25.730 --> 00:25:28.619 And so I sing whatever pops

into your head. And 552 00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:30.859 the first song, swear to God, that popped into my. 553 00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:37.329 Head was, whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, 554 00:25:37.369 --> 00:25:40.039 the evening TV, which is. 555 00:25:40.029 --> 00:25:45.210 The Full House theme song. And they're like, they loved it. 556 00:25:45.549 --> 00:25:47.170 And I left and my agent calls. 557 00:25:47.190 --> 00:25:48.670 I was like, what do you think? And I'm like, 558 00:25:49.109 --> 00:25:49.509 I don't know. 559 00:25:49.650 --> 00:25:53.750 I morphed into like an 80-year-old jazz singer. Like, I 560 00:25:53.769 --> 00:25:56.660 don't think I'm going to. get the, I'm not, because 561 00:25:56.700 --> 00:25:58.569 we have to sing like Rihanna and shit. I'm like, 562 00:25:59.029 --> 00:26:02.130 I didn't prove that I can sing. And then they're like, oh, well, 563 00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:03.269 get them next time. And then I got it. 564 00:26:03.509 --> 00:26:07.549 The fact that in a moment of like kind of crisis, 565 00:26:07.990 --> 00:26:10.029 the first thing that popped to your fucking head was 566 00:26:10.329 --> 00:26:10.910 full house. 567 00:26:11.170 --> 00:26:13.549 Go. Yeah, it was just like, they're just like sings 568 00:26:13.569 --> 00:26:15.049 to whatever popped into your head. 569 00:26:15.069 --> 00:26:21.009 And I'm like, I will say though, that was like 570 00:26:21.250 --> 00:26:22.170 very accurate. 571 00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:26.160 Yeah, I do a good whatever that guy's name is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 572 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:27.279 Whoever that man is. 573 00:26:27.799 --> 00:26:28.339 Wow. 574 00:26:28.740 --> 00:26:30.400 Okay, so that's also great that you thought it was 575 00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:31.279 a baseball movie. 576 00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:31.960 I did, yeah. 577 00:26:32.289 --> 00:26:35.769 We're learning that I don't really read my emails. Yeah, 578 00:26:36.009 --> 00:26:40.039 I sort of just read the headline and go, got it. 579 00:26:40.309 --> 00:26:43.849 I think it goes to my sort of mantra of 580 00:26:44.329 --> 00:26:46.559 nothing matters and it's fine. 581 00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:49.900 Yeah, everyone that's going to get a job, don't prepare. 582 00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:51.960 Just like go wing it. 583 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:52.029 Hey. 584 00:26:53.059 --> 00:26:54.420 I've never prepared a day in my life. 585 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:57.400 And look where the fuck you are, Adam. 586 00:26:57.539 --> 00:26:59.700 And I'm wearing a suede jacket. 587 00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:03.960 You know what's fucking crazy, though? It looks great. 588 00:27:03.980 --> 00:27:04.720 Yeah, I think it's suede. 589 00:27:04.819 --> 00:27:08.680 Did you know that you were passionate about singing and 590 00:27:08.779 --> 00:27:10.119 acapella before Pitch Perfect? 591 00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:10.740 I'm not. 592 00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:14.509 I'm not passionate about singing or acapella. 593 00:27:16.349 --> 00:27:20.250 No. I still don't consider myself a singer. I'm just like... 594 00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:23.109 good at it like I can just do. 595 00:27:23.009 --> 00:27:26.130 It got it so like I don't you know some 596 00:27:26.210 --> 00:27:29.930 people like are are just can just like they're just 597 00:27:29.990 --> 00:27:33.369 naturally a good dancer they like I can just sing 598 00:27:33.750 --> 00:27:36.309 which by the way was so funny I've always known 599 00:27:36.329 --> 00:27:38.730 I could sing I've had like choir teachers in high 600 00:27:38.769 --> 00:27:40.839 school be like you should join the swing choir and 601 00:27:40.859 --> 00:27:43.920 I'm like I want girls to like me uh I'm 602 00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:49.599 like no thank you and uh I called my dad 603 00:27:49.619 --> 00:27:51.799 when I booked Pitch Perfect. I'm like, Dad, I booked 604 00:27:51.819 --> 00:27:54.140 this studio movie. Universal's making it. 605 00:27:54.460 --> 00:27:56.200 And he's like, oh my God, yeah, man. 606 00:27:56.680 --> 00:27:57.160 Nice. 607 00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:00.319 So what is it? And I go, it's called Pitch Perfect. 608 00:28:00.339 --> 00:28:02.019 He's like, baseball movie, cool. 609 00:28:02.099 --> 00:28:05.700 And I'm like, not a baseball movie. It's a singing 610 00:28:05.779 --> 00:28:09.960 acapella movie. And he goes, but you can't sing worth shit. 611 00:28:10.700 --> 00:28:12.859 And I go, yeah, I can sing. I'm a pretty 612 00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:14.160 good singer. And he goes, bullshit. 613 00:28:14.220 --> 00:28:15.420 Bullshit. 614 00:28:16.019 --> 00:28:17.339 And I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to do 615 00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:19.319 in this movie. And he goes, I'd find a way 616 00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:21.059 to get out of that one. And I'm like, I'm, 617 00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:23.980 I'm doing it. Okay. 618 00:28:24.039 --> 00:28:26.140 Note to self, never listened to dad. And it's also 619 00:28:26.180 --> 00:28:28.230 very interesting that you knew that you were good at singing, 620 00:28:28.289 --> 00:28:30.109 but you're not like, you're not like singing around the 621 00:28:30.150 --> 00:28:30.930 house to your wife. 622 00:28:31.309 --> 00:28:32.829 No. Okay. 623 00:28:32.849 --> 00:28:35.130 But what would be your go-to karaoke song? Full house. 624 00:28:35.210 --> 00:28:39.529 I don't like karaoke really. Really? Because I'm like, what 625 00:28:39.569 --> 00:28:41.380 I do for work is perform. 626 00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:44.990 So then when I'm not, working I don't want to 627 00:28:45.069 --> 00:28:48.039 then go work okay that to me is what that 628 00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:52.140 is now and now sometimes like it'll be like 3 a.m 629 00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:53.779 and we're at someone's house and they bust out a 630 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:57.019 karaoke machine I'll get up there and try to sing 631 00:28:57.079 --> 00:28:59.940 don't stop believing or some bullshit but like

I'm not 632 00:29:00.019 --> 00:29:01.140 gonna just you're not. 633 00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:03.089 Gonna do it yeah but you are here to perform. 634 00:29:02.829 --> 00:29:07.109 Today I'm Walter this is work okay great you're paying 635 00:29:07.130 --> 00:29:09.319 me in What the fuck, Alex? 636 00:29:09.339 --> 00:29:10.240 No, there's more in there. 637 00:29:10.259 --> 00:29:11.019 Okay, there is. Okay, good. 638 00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:12.240 There's more in there. Just keep pouring. 639 00:29:12.259 --> 00:29:12.640 Keep it flowing. 640 00:29:12.740 --> 00:29:15.180 Okay, so last month, because I was going to say this, 641 00:29:15.299 --> 00:29:17.160 and you know what? You can deny me, but I'm 642 00:29:17.220 --> 00:29:19.700 just going to say it anyways. Last month, or two 643 00:29:19.740 --> 00:29:21.900 months ago, we had John Mayer on, and he did 644 00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:23.559 kind of like a Christmas song, right? 645 00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:23.660 Okay. 646 00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:26.990 Giving us a little Christmas cheer. So I was wondering 647 00:29:27.569 --> 00:29:30.250 if you would be interested in auditioning for the Call 648 00:29:30.289 --> 00:29:35.490 Her Daddy 4th of July song episode. 649 00:29:36.190 --> 00:29:36.710 All right, here we go. 650 00:29:36.710 --> 00:29:36.789 Okay. 651 00:29:37.289 --> 00:29:41.150 Shh, silence. Quiet, quiet on set, shh. 652 00:29:42.309 --> 00:29:47.640 Proud to be an American, cause at least I know 653 00:29:47.819 --> 00:29:54.319 I'm free. Won't you want to stand up next to you. 654 00:29:53.980 --> 00:29:56.259 In red, white, and blue? 655 00:29:57.240 --> 00:30:01.420 Grilling burgers on the grill. 656 00:30:01.799 --> 00:30:09.970 A bush light for me and you. Which essentially is Americana. 657 00:30:09.990 --> 00:30:17.630 I really love that. Monster trucks. Golden retrievers. Lifted trucks. 658 00:30:17.650 --> 00:30:19.859 A lot of trucks. A lot of trucks. Should have 659 00:30:19.880 --> 00:30:20.490 stopped earlier. 660 00:30:20.859 --> 00:30:23.519 That was fucking phenomenal. You got the job. 661 00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:26.000 I think I was the only one to audition for it. 662 00:30:42.569 --> 00:30:45.450 Welcome to this Holland & Barrett ad break. Go on, 663 00:30:45.710 --> 00:30:48.450 take a moment. With so much wellness advice out there, 664 00:30:48.630 --> 00:30:51.890 knowing what's right for you isn't always simple. Our expert 665 00:30:51.930 --> 00:30:55.390 advisors match proven support to you. Whether that's Better You 666 00:30:55.450 --> 00:30:58.569 B12 Boost Spray to keep you energized or H & 667 00:30:58.190 --> 00:31:02.069 B Magnesium Bisglycinate for busy days. 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Because your health means everything. 679 00:31:43.559 --> 00:31:45.480 I'm going to go through a list of some like 680 00:31:45.579 --> 00:31:48.039 random topics that are happening in the world right now. 681 00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:48.420 Okay. 682 00:31:48.460 --> 00:31:49.700 And I want your take on them. 683 00:31:50.509 --> 00:31:51.309 Okay. Yes. 684 00:31:51.650 --> 00:31:56.130 Okay. Number one, telling your friend that you don't like 685 00:31:56.150 --> 00:31:56.690 their partner. 686 00:31:57.309 --> 00:31:58.849 I don't do it. Okay. 687 00:31:59.069 --> 00:31:59.269 Yeah. 688 00:31:59.329 --> 00:32:00.200 Don't just don't do it. 689 00:32:00.269 --> 00:32:05.329 You might lose your friend forever, but what they're going 690 00:32:05.349 --> 00:32:09.190 to do is I've done this before where they like 691 00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:10.839 left their partner and you're. 692 00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:14.180 Like, thank God. Ah, she sucked, dude. 693 00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:17.119 And then they get back together and then they get 694 00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:17.970 married and you're like. 695 00:32:20.509 --> 00:32:25.869 I was kidding. Dude, I'm a comedian. 696 00:32:26.990 --> 00:32:27.369 What? 697 00:32:28.549 --> 00:32:29.690 Never invited over. 698 00:32:29.539 --> 00:32:30.119 To their house. 699 00:32:30.190 --> 00:32:32.700 What do you think about BDE? 700 00:32:33.559 --> 00:32:40.500 I have MDE. Medium dick energy. A big dick? 701 00:32:40.930 --> 00:32:41.269 Too much. 702 00:32:41.289 --> 00:32:42.049 That seems too much. 703 00:32:42.269 --> 00:32:44.150 It's a little too much to handle. It's a lot 704 00:32:44.190 --> 00:32:46.009 on the plate. You have to schedule it. You've got 705 00:32:46.029 --> 00:32:46.480 to think about it. 706 00:32:46.490 --> 00:32:48.910 I feel like I'm working with my MDE, so that's 707 00:32:48.950 --> 00:32:53.769 what I'm really pushing. I'm selling it. I'm like a telemarketer. 708 00:32:53.789 --> 00:32:57.869 I think that's the title of this episode. Adam Devine. 709 00:32:58.309 --> 00:32:58.609 MDE. 710 00:32:58.990 --> 00:32:59.529 MDE. 711 00:32:59.549 --> 00:33:00.309 Yeah. 712 00:33:00.869 --> 00:33:03.190 I think it's great. Okay, what do you think about Roadhead? 713 00:33:04.390 --> 00:33:09.390 Did not done enough in my life. It's not done enough. 714

00:33:10.630 --> 00:33:11.490 You would like that? 715 00:33:12.430 --> 00:33:12.910 I mean, no. 716 00:33:13.170 --> 00:33:16.490 The older I get, the more I'm like, and then 717 00:33:16.549 --> 00:33:18.950 where are we cleaning up? 718 00:33:19.849 --> 00:33:20.779 It's more for the thrill of it. 719 00:33:21.150 --> 00:33:21.869 Yeah. 720 00:33:21.950 --> 00:33:25.440 As I've gotten older, it's less appealing, but every once 721 00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:26.359 in a great while. 722 00:33:27.180 --> 00:33:28.059 It could be a fun thrill. 723 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:29.460 Spice it up. Yeah. 724 00:33:29.539 --> 00:33:32.119 What's your take on Pete Davidson? 725 00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:34.660 I love Pete. I know Pete. 726 00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:39.940 I had him on Adam Devine's House Party, which was 727 00:33:40.019 --> 00:33:41.660 a stand-up show I did for Comedy Central. 728 00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:43.880 And we had him season one. He was 19. 729 00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:48.059 And I'm like, this kid must have a huge cock. 730 00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:50.039 Just something about him. 731 00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:51.400 He's wiry. 732 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:54.839 Those long, wiry guys sometimes got a big old wang. 733 00:33:56.509 --> 00:33:58.750 And then that was kind of the whole topic of 734 00:33:58.829 --> 00:34:01.950 conversation on set. Like, we're all staring at this young boy. 735 00:34:01.970 --> 00:34:06.769 I know. gauging the size of his Johnson. 736 00:34:07.089 --> 00:34:09.750 How do you feel about talking to your Uber drivers? 737 00:34:11.210 --> 00:34:12.309 It's a slippery slope. 738 00:34:12.469 --> 00:34:16.610 I've had a Uber driver who realized who I was 739 00:34:17.130 --> 00:34:20.429 and drove me to their house. 740 00:34:21.269 --> 00:34:21.449 What? 741 00:34:21.610 --> 00:34:22.869 Because it was on the way to my house. 742 00:34:22.909 --> 00:34:24.860 I'm not really knowing where we're going because I'm in 743 00:34:24.889 --> 00:34:25.469 a new city. 744 00:34:25.639 --> 00:34:26.550 It was a house that I rented. 745 00:34:26.929 --> 00:34:28.219 So I'm like kind of zoned out in the back 746 00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:30.960 and we pull up and her family comes out. 747 00:34:32.059 --> 00:34:34.760 And I'm like... Where are we? I look up from 748 00:34:34.780 --> 00:34:37.539 my phone and she's just like, you don't mind, do you? 749 00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:43.500 And I'm like, you can't say yes because you're stuck 750 00:34:43.519 --> 00:34:44.420 there at their house now. 751 00:34:44.460 --> 00:34:45.739 So you're like, no. 752 00:34:46.179 --> 00:34:49.219 So then I get out of the car, a photo op, 753 00:34:49.699 --> 00:34:52.610 one of their neighbors comes over. I take photos with 754 00:34:52.670 --> 00:34:55.650 them and their family. And then I get back in 755 00:34:55.690 --> 00:34:58.070 the car and she takes me to my house now. 756 00:34:58.349 --> 00:35:00.929 And then when we pull up, she goes, hmm, so this. 757 00:35:00.809 --> 00:35:05.170 Is where you live. So It can really turn sideways 758 00:35:05.289 --> 00:35:05.889 on you. Yeah. 759 00:35:06.130 --> 00:35:07.670 Were you terrified to sleep that night? 760 00:35:08.469 --> 00:35:13.449 It was weird because her husband was like, he was 761 00:35:13.510 --> 00:35:16.070 giving like meth head energy. 762 00:35:16.110 --> 00:35:18.780 He was like, yeah, man. Oh yeah. And so I'm like, 763 00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:20.599 that's a lot. I don't know. 764 00:35:20.619 --> 00:35:21.440 A little too much. 765 00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:25.179 Yeah. I was like covering up my watch. I'm like, no. 766 00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:28.199 She's like, sure. It's a nice house. You're renting any 767 00:35:28.219 --> 00:35:30.829 valuables in there. No, no valuables here. 768 00:35:33.579 --> 00:35:35.400 You're like, I'm only here for actually a couple hours. 769 00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:36.539 I'm moving locations. 770 00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:39.860 Yeah, I'm actually moving houses to a small studio apartment. 771 00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:42.179 Holy, that's a fucking weird one. 772 00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:42.519 Yeah. 773 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:47.219 Okay, what do you think about the band Maroon 5? 774 00:35:47.219 --> 00:35:48.300 Fuck you, Adam Levine. 775 00:35:50.139 --> 00:35:52.320 But you have to at least admit that one song 776 00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:56.340 slaps of like, she will be loved. 777 00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:57.260 No, no, keep going. 778 00:35:57.400 --> 00:35:57.699 No. 779 00:35:57.860 --> 00:35:58.639 No, no, you're good. 780 00:35:58.659 --> 00:36:03.409 This is good. She will be loved. It's a banger. 781 00:36:03.969 --> 00:36:04.550 Yeah, that one. 782 00:36:05.329 --> 00:36:07.389 Is that theirs? Yeah. Then yeah. 783 00:36:07.510 --> 00:36:07.909 I think. 784 00:36:08.030 --> 00:36:09.809 Then yeah. I mean, the guy's really talented. 785 00:36:11.710 --> 00:36:14.210 At many things. How do you feel about sex on 786 00:36:14.230 --> 00:36:15.030 the first date? 787 00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:23.980 It must. A must. You have to do it. Right. 788 00:36:24.179 --> 00:36:27.460 Yeah, it's like opening the door for someone. You're like, 789 00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:29.929 you have to see, like, are they polite? Are they 790 00:36:29.969 --> 00:36:32.409 good in bed? You have to check it out. 791 00:36:32.510 --> 00:36:32.690 Yeah. 792 00:36:33.159 --> 00:36:36.420 I really appreciate that take. That's a unique one. I 793 00:36:36.460 --> 00:36:37.949 don't know if we've ever had someone say that on 794 00:36:37.989 --> 00:36:38.909 Call Her Daddy before. 795 00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:40.630 I'm here for firsts. 796 00:36:40.710 --> 00:36:42.030 I can already see the headline. 797 00:36:42.050 --> 00:36:42.489 Yeah. 798 00:36:42.710 --> 00:36:46.070 Adam Devine says, sex on the first date is a must. 799 00:36:46.269 --> 00:36:47.429 It's like opening the door. 800 00:36:47.449 --> 00:36:52.050 Yeah. Rape?

Question mark? Is he? It really gets spinned 801 00:36:52.130 --> 00:36:55.530 out of control. What the? Adam, what did you say? 802 00:36:55.610 --> 00:36:58.780 My publicist just calls me shaking. Adam, no. 803 00:36:59.030 --> 00:37:00.559 I love that you showed up alone here. 804 00:37:01.260 --> 00:37:04.429 Yeah, what am I gonna do? Show up with... Well, 805 00:37:04.449 --> 00:37:04.869 you know what? 806 00:37:04.889 --> 00:37:07.570 I worked at the improv comedy club when I was 807 00:37:07.590 --> 00:37:10.650 like 20 to like 22. 808 00:37:10.650 --> 00:37:15.289 And all the coolest guys showed up alone. I love that. 809 00:37:15.769 --> 00:37:18.309 Like really famous guys and they'd show up with like 810 00:37:18.349 --> 00:37:21.110 a gang of people. They were less cool. 811 00:37:21.269 --> 00:37:24.699 But like Chris Rock, who's one of the most famous comedians, 812 00:37:25.030 --> 00:37:26.360 would show up just by himself. 813 00:37:27.159 --> 00:37:30.940 And I was like, that's how I... Someday... I'll be 814 00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:31.460 like that. 815 00:37:32.639 --> 00:37:34.420 Okay, this is Call Her Daddy, Adam, so we have 816 00:37:34.460 --> 00:37:36.199 to talk about your dating life. 817 00:37:36.219 --> 00:37:37.519 We have to call our fathers. Okay. 818 00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:38.239 Okay. 819 00:37:38.980 --> 00:37:41.400 Once you moved to Los Angeles, how was the dating 820 00:37:41.460 --> 00:37:43.599 scene here for you before you got famous? 821 00:37:44.780 --> 00:37:48.719 I didn't... Well, really, I started doing stand-up and comedy 822 00:37:49.059 --> 00:37:52.719 when I was 18, and I'm convinced I wouldn't have 823 00:37:52.860 --> 00:37:56.809 ever gotten a date or laid or anything if it 824 00:37:56.889 --> 00:37:58.449 wasn't for comedy. 825 00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:01.719 Just because I'm not... I never was like the type 826 00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:02.139 of guy to. 827 00:38:02.139 --> 00:38:04.059 Be up and like lick my lips and do a 828 00:38:04.099 --> 00:38:08.000 squinty eye thing and like do this a lot, which 829 00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:10.019 like all my guy friends who are really good at being. 830 00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:12.800 Like, yo, what's up? What'd you guys doing over here? 831 00:38:12.860 --> 00:38:16.150 Like that are like morph into that person. They were, 832 00:38:16.329 --> 00:38:18.789 it was working for them. I can do an impression 833 00:38:18.849 --> 00:38:21.110 of me doing that. But then it, but then it's like, 834 00:38:21.130 --> 00:38:22.570 as soon as I have to talk to them normally, 835 00:38:22.909 --> 00:38:25.590 they're like, there's a different guy in there. That's not 836 00:38:25.610 --> 00:38:27.630 the cool squinty licking lips guy. 837 00:38:28.090 --> 00:38:28.250 Right. 838 00:38:28.289 --> 00:38:28.550 We're right. 839 00:38:28.570 --> 00:38:29.849 That was actually a great impression. 840 00:38:30.449 --> 00:38:30.710 Thanks. 841 00:38:30.769 --> 00:38:32.719

I think it was better than I've ever seen the 842 00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:33.739 actual originals. 843 00:38:34.400 --> 00:38:34.739 Oh, yeah. 844 00:38:34.780 --> 00:38:37.300 But have you seen those TikTok kids with the swoopy hair? Oh, totally. 845 00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:38.000 When they go like. 846 00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:42.500 How do you feel about boys dancing? 847 00:38:45.340 --> 00:38:46.969 I don't know. And then the swoop of the hair. 848 00:38:46.989 --> 00:38:50.289 How do you feel? 849 00:38:50.869 --> 00:38:51.550 It's weird. 850 00:38:51.670 --> 00:38:54.610 It's like a totally different thing because like that wouldn't 851 00:38:54.650 --> 00:38:59.110 have like maybe times are better or definitely times are weirder. Like, 852 00:38:59.260 --> 00:39:01.739 cause when I was in high school, that wouldn't have 853 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:04.980 flown even a little bit. Like you had to keep, 854 00:39:05.579 --> 00:39:08.480 you couldn't be doing that shirtless with a group of 855 00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:14.039 friends and posting it somewhere and not getting like major 856 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:16.940 backlash from that. So like kind of cool that kids 857 00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:22.320 are so comfortable being like super cringy and weird on 858 00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:25.110 the internet that it's, but for sure, they're going to 859 00:39:25.130 --> 00:39:26.829 look back at that in like four years and be like, 860 00:39:27.030 --> 00:39:29.670 Oh Jesus Christ. I'm trying to like get a job 861 00:39:29.730 --> 00:39:32.730 now And they're like future employer looks and they're like, Oh, 862 00:39:32.750 --> 00:39:36.179 you were the squinty eyed licking lip elbows out doing 863 00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:36.820 weird dance. 864 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.199 TikTok dance kid. You're hired. 865 00:39:39.219 --> 00:39:39.900 Yeah. 866 00:39:40.789 --> 00:39:43.659 You're a genius. My God, you're plugged in. 867 00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:46.219 I agree with you. I don't think that, I think 868 00:39:46.460 --> 00:39:49.260 I would have found that like so unattractive if a 869 00:39:49.300 --> 00:39:50.900 guy at my school was doing that. 870 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.619 Yeah. But. But you're not 16 now. I'm not. 871 00:39:53.659 --> 00:39:55.860 So maybe if you were 16 now, you'd be like, 872 00:39:56.090 --> 00:40:00.849 oh my God, Caleb and Skylar and Chanston. 873 00:40:01.989 --> 00:40:02.929 Chanston? 874 00:40:02.989 --> 00:40:03.210 Yep. 875 00:40:03.369 --> 00:40:04.289 Is that a Nebraska? 876 00:40:04.630 --> 00:40:06.409 No, it has to be a name of some kid now. 877 00:40:06.570 --> 00:40:08.739 You know someone made that poor choice and made their 878 00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:11.769 kid Chance. And then we're like, And it's not original enough. 879 00:40:12.409 --> 00:40:13.239 Add a 10 to it. 880 00:40:13.550 --> 00:40:13.949 Chanston. 881 00:40:14.010 --> 00:40:14.659 Chanston. 882 00:40:16.530 --> 00:40:19.179 Hey, all the Chanstons listening. You know, those are like 883 00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:20.940 a dozen Chanstons that. 884 00:40:20.860 --> 00:40:23.219 Are listening right now. Like, oh shit, they're talking about me. 885 00:40:25.260 --> 00:40:28.099 With their tiny little butthole mouths. Oh my God, what? 886 00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:32.099 They're talking about me on call of her daddy. 887 00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:37.079 What the fuck is this? You've seen those TikTok dances, right? 888 00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:37.480 Where they're like. 889 00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:38.780 Is that the move? 890 00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:38.969 Yeah. 891 00:40:39.030 --> 00:40:39.340 Yeah. 892 00:40:40.329 --> 00:40:41.570 Are you on TikTok a lot? 893 00:40:42.050 --> 00:40:45.929 No, I've only, I only see, uh, well, by the way, 894 00:40:46.010 --> 00:40:47.510 I feel like I'm not on it enough for the 895 00:40:47.590 --> 00:40:50.539 algorithm to know me. So I've, I've been on it 896 00:40:50.579 --> 00:40:53.820 like two or three times. And every time I'm like, yeah, 897 00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:57.300 it's too much. Um, but I want to, because my 898 00:40:57.420 --> 00:40:59.559 Instagram algorithm is embarrassing. 899 00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:00.059 What is it? 900 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:02.980 It's just like, my wife is like, Jesus Christ. When 901 00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:08.719 she sees my like page, it's just like swollen beefcake dudes. 902 00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:12.150 What? Just from like working out tips. So like I 903 00:41:12.250 --> 00:41:12.650 look at. 904 00:41:12.789 --> 00:41:15.349 So like this is like I steal workouts from like 905 00:41:15.389 --> 00:41:17.900 these beefy, hunky dudes. Right. 906 00:41:18.539 --> 00:41:20.119 Because I'm like, oh, it would be kind of cool 907 00:41:20.139 --> 00:41:21.219 to look sort of like that. 908 00:41:22.380 --> 00:41:25.440 You're the dream though, Adam, because most girls are like 909 00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:27.920 taking the guy's phone and be like, there's like hot 910 00:41:27.940 --> 00:41:30.619 girls with bikinis. Your wife is like, Adam, again, like 911 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:33.170 you're looking at this guy and he's like so buff. 912 00:41:33.250 --> 00:41:35.230 Yeah, but then she has like nightmares that I'm like 913 00:41:35.289 --> 00:41:36.289 secretly a gay man. 914 00:41:36.349 --> 00:41:39.559 So like there is a downside to... Right. Me looking 915 00:41:39.659 --> 00:41:43.530 at oiled up men on Instagram. 916 00:41:43.550 --> 00:41:43.710 Right. 917 00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:46.110 Like it could be slightly questionable. 918 00:41:46.230 --> 00:41:46.469 Yeah. 919 00:41:46.489 --> 00:41:46.590 Yeah. 920 00:41:46.949 --> 00:41:49.429 But then you have the MDE. So she's like, actually 921 00:41:49.449 --> 00:41:49.869 we're good. 922 00:41:49.909 --> 00:41:50.090 Yeah. 923 00:41:50.110 --> 00:41:53.429 She's fine. Your wife is stunning. How did you guys 924 00:41:53.489 --> 00:41:54.889 meet and how did you ask her out?

925 00:41:55.690 --> 00:41:57.969 We met on a plane. We met on an airplane. 926 00:41:58.010 --> 00:41:59.010 We sat next to each other. 927 00:41:59.590 --> 00:42:02.800 The only way I can meet a beautiful woman like 928 00:42:02.889 --> 00:42:05.900 my wife would be, she has to sit next to 929 00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:07.099 me for four hours. 930 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:09.710 Um, That's good. Yeah. 931 00:42:10.010 --> 00:42:13.889 And I didn't have to lick my lips even once. No, 932 00:42:13.929 --> 00:42:16.989 we were flying to New Orleans. And like we've stated earlier, 933 00:42:17.110 --> 00:42:21.460 I don't read emails. So I didn't know that we 934 00:42:21.500 --> 00:42:26.139 were in the same movie. And so we were sitting 935 00:42:26.179 --> 00:42:26.860 next to each other. 936 00:42:27.219 --> 00:42:29.559 She recognizes me. I don't know her. 937 00:42:29.579 --> 00:42:31.510 I just think she's a beautiful woman sitting next to me. 938 00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:35.610 I have a girlfriend at the time. I'm actively not 939 00:42:35.670 --> 00:42:38.139 trying to talk to this girl. I'm like, so she 940 00:42:38.219 --> 00:42:41.480 keeps chatting on me, and I'm like, God, am I 941 00:42:41.539 --> 00:42:42.619 hot as shit today? 942 00:42:42.820 --> 00:42:46.489 Like, what is happening? Like, why is she all into me? 943 00:42:47.190 --> 00:42:49.030 And I'm like, oh, God, man. 944 00:42:49.329 --> 00:42:53.429 And so I play Fruit Ninja on my iPad for 945 00:42:53.670 --> 00:42:58.030 four hours straight. My hands hurt from just swiping, doing 946 00:42:58.070 --> 00:43:02.289 combos with fruit. And she was like, oh, this guy. 947 00:43:02.630 --> 00:43:05.530 And then we landed... And then I see the guy 948 00:43:05.550 --> 00:43:08.329 with the sign with your name on it, the driver 949 00:43:08.730 --> 00:43:11.530 at baggage claim, and she has one too. And then 950 00:43:11.570 --> 00:43:15.079 my friend, Nina Dobrev, who's also in the movie, who 951 00:43:15.139 --> 00:43:18.380 I know her, and she had a sign. And I'm like, oh, 952 00:43:18.400 --> 00:43:19.679 we're all in this movie together? 953 00:43:19.699 --> 00:43:23.989 And Chloe Bridges, my wife, was like, yeah, what did 954 00:43:24.010 --> 00:43:25.670 you think? And I'm like, I'm so sorry, I had 955 00:43:25.829 --> 00:43:28.070 no idea. And I felt embarrassed. 956 00:43:28.090 --> 00:43:29.869 I'm like, let's all just ride in the same car 957 00:43:29.889 --> 00:43:33.139 together and get to know each other going to Baton 958 00:43:33.179 --> 00:43:35.820 Rouge cause we were shooting in Baton Rouge and it's 959 00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:38.400 like a 45 minute drive from new Orleans. And we 960 00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:41.900 go and Chloe's from new Orleans and she goes, let's 961 00:43:41.920 --> 00:43:44.550 get drive through daiquiris, which is a thing there. 962 00:43:44.989 --> 00:43:46.710 Oh my God. I need to go there. Yeah. It's 963 00:43:46.769 --> 00:43:47.250 the best. 964 00:43:47.750 --> 00:43:51.409 And, uh, we went through and like Nina to her 965 00:43:51.449 --> 00:43:53.130 credit was like playing it cool. It was like, I'll 966 00:43:53.170 --> 00:43:56.110 take a couple of little sample sizes, see, see what 967 00:43:56.150 --> 00:43:58.210 I like, you know? And so she has like a 968 00:43:58.309 --> 00:44:00.949 few little ones that she's sipping. And then Chloe goes, 969 00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:05.659 I'll take the 38 ounce party starter. And I'm like, 970 00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:10.880 I'm like, I love this girl. 971 00:44:10.900 --> 00:44:12.940 Uh, yeah. 972 00:44:13.400 --> 00:44:15.510 We, and so then when did you break up with 973 00:44:15.610 --> 00:44:16.800 that past girlfriend? 974 00:44:17.050 --> 00:44:17.969 A few weeks later. 975 00:44:18.190 --> 00:44:20.809 And then, and then we started to date, but I 976 00:44:20.849 --> 00:44:23.730 hadn't been single in like years. So then I like 977 00:44:24.389 --> 00:44:26.750 was single for a while and felt like I had 978 00:44:26.789 --> 00:44:29.510 to be single. And then after like however many months, 979 00:44:29.550 --> 00:44:33.190 six months or something, Chloe was like, you either have 980 00:44:33.210 --> 00:44:34.869 to call me your girlfriend or we have to stop 981 00:44:34.889 --> 00:44:35.269 doing this. 982 00:44:35.329 --> 00:44:37.510 And I'm like, and you're my girlfriend. 983 00:44:37.530 --> 00:44:38.030 Okay. 984 00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:41.300 You're like, I knew when you got that drink in 985 00:44:41.320 --> 00:44:42.840 the car, it was over for me. 986 00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:44.219 I got the party starter. 987 00:44:44.940 --> 00:44:45.880 What a legend. 988 00:44:45.980 --> 00:44:46.300 Yeah. 989 00:44:46.579 --> 00:44:48.800 When you guys moved in together, did you have to 990 00:44:48.980 --> 00:44:51.460 kick any like gross habits that you had? 991 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.219 There was some weird conversations because I was given a 992 00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:58.389 lot of stuff from workaholics. Like that people would just send, 993 00:44:58.590 --> 00:45:00.630 I'm sure you get stuff sent to you all the time. 994 00:45:00.869 --> 00:45:01.050 Right. 995 00:45:01.130 --> 00:45:02.869 And so like weird stuff. 996 00:45:03.300 --> 00:45:08.920 So like, uh, fleshlight, the, like the, it's like molded 997 00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:11.340 after like porn stars, vaginas or, or. 998 00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:15.079 Whatever sent me 25 of them. So I didn't know 999 00:45:15.099 --> 00:45:15.639 what to do with them. 1000 00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:17.780 So for a while I was like giving them away 1001 00:45:17.820 --> 00:45:19.539 as like kind of gag gifts, but then I like 1002 00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:21.559 gave like two or three away. And then like, I 1003 00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:23.099 was like, I don't want to be known as the 1004 00:45:23.179 --> 00:45:27.519 fleshlight guy who just has like a treasure trove of these. 1005

00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.059 So then I just stuck it in a closet, but like, 1006 00:45:30.579 --> 00:45:32.469 they're all insane. Fleshlights. 1007 00:45:32.530 --> 00:45:37.710 They're like alien fleshlights. And yeah, like alien vaginas and like, 1008 00:45:38.190 --> 00:45:40.570 and like monster pussies and like. 1009 00:45:41.070 --> 00:45:44.579 The weirdest things. So I, I, it's in my closet 1010 00:45:44.860 --> 00:45:46.340 and I came home one day and she was like 1011 00:45:46.380 --> 00:45:48.900 kind of being weird. And I'm like, what's up? 1012 00:45:48.940 --> 00:45:51.559 And she's like, uh, I, I think I have to 1013 00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.619 talk to you. I'm like, wait, what's going on? And 1014 00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:58.019 she's like, what's, do you have a thing for aliens? 1015 00:45:58.340 --> 00:46:03.599 And I'm like, what? And she's like, are you into monsters? 1016 00:46:03.860 --> 00:46:05.639 And I'm like, what are you talking? You're weirding me 1017 00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:06.019 out right now. 1018 00:46:06.219 --> 00:46:09.929 And then she pulled out 15 alien pussies, and I'm like, 1019 00:46:10.179 --> 00:46:11.690 I can see how this looks weird. 1020 00:46:12.329 --> 00:46:13.809 She's like, this is what I'm talking about. 1021 00:46:13.829 --> 00:46:15.190 This is what I'm talking about. 1022 00:46:15.690 --> 00:46:19.630 And then she's like, well, let's throw them away. And 1023 00:46:19.650 --> 00:46:21.960 I'm like, we should keep two for. 1024 00:46:24.420 --> 00:46:26.360 Not for use. It could keep them in the box, 1025 00:46:26.440 --> 00:46:28.360 but like they are hilarious. 1026 00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:28.719 Right. 1027 00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:29.519 Just in case. 1028 00:46:29.980 --> 00:46:31.570 Just in case you need to bust it out of 1029 00:46:31.619 --> 00:46:34.789 party or you meet someone who you're like, this would 1030 00:46:34.809 --> 00:46:35.090 be the. 1031 00:46:35.070 --> 00:46:36.690 Funniest gift for them. I agree. 1032 00:46:36.949 --> 00:46:37.829 So you kept them too. 1033 00:46:38.090 --> 00:46:39.429 We kept an alien and a monster. 1034 00:46:39.469 --> 00:46:40.389 Did you ever give them away? 1035 00:46:40.630 --> 00:46:42.360 We still have them. I should have brought them here. 1036 00:46:42.610 --> 00:46:46.199 We're going to transition from your real, real wife to 1037 00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:48.559 your work wife, Rebel Wilson. 1038 00:46:48.619 --> 00:46:48.820 Yep. 1039 00:46:49.019 --> 00:46:50.019 She's coming here on Monday. 1040 00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:50.599 Oh really? 1041 00:46:50.619 --> 00:46:51.139 Yeah. 1042 00:46:51.199 --> 00:46:53.670 It's going to be very fun. You guys have such 1043 00:46:53.809 --> 00:46:57.239 a good dynamic. Like I was watching this morning the 1044 00:46:57.260 --> 00:46:59.760 scene where you're like, maybe we should like make out. 1045 00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:02.179 And she's like, yeah, sometimes I think about doing heroin. 1046 00:47:02.219 --> 00:47:05.659 And then I'm like, eh, better not. And it's like, 1047 00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.139 you guys have a great dynamic. Did you guys ever 1048 00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:11.039 get to like ad lib in that movie at all together? 1049 00:47:11.780 --> 00:47:15.179 Most of, I mean, Kay Cannon wrote like an amazing script, 1050 00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:17.460 so I'm not taking anything away. But all of my 1051 00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:22.340 lines were, no. But I rewrote the whole thing. No, 1052 00:47:23.090 --> 00:47:29.380 we improv quite a bit. And actually like our love connection, 1053 00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:33.139 like me and Rebels love connect. We improv that. And 1054 00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:35.579 so then as we were shooting, they're like, that's kind 1055 00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:37.079 of funny. Put them together. 1056 00:47:37.659 --> 00:47:40.699 And and then it ended up being like a bigger, 1057 00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:41.599 bigger story. 1058 00:47:41.980 --> 00:47:46.039 So fucking good. OK, so my idea was this Rebels 1059 00:47:46.099 --> 00:47:47.380 coming on and I'm going to have to do the 1060 00:47:47.420 --> 00:47:52.380 same thing. I want you if you can. To impersonate Rebel, 1061 00:47:52.780 --> 00:47:54.960 and then I'm going to have her impersonate you. 1062 00:47:54.980 --> 00:47:56.579 Oh, that's so hard. 1063 00:47:56.699 --> 00:47:57.360 Is it so hard? 1064 00:47:57.380 --> 00:47:59.980 Well, because have you ever tried to do an Australian accent? 1065 00:48:00.059 --> 00:48:02.019 Fuck no. I don't do impersonation. 1066 00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:03.320 It's so hard to do. 1067 00:48:03.539 --> 00:48:04.179 Is it too hard? 1068 00:48:04.199 --> 00:48:07.389 I mean, it might be. I feel like she's just 1069 00:48:07.429 --> 00:48:11.989 going to be like, I'm Adam. Just with like weird 1070 00:48:12.050 --> 00:48:16.630 energy just bouncing all over the place. Yeah, no. 1071 00:48:17.110 --> 00:48:17.409 I mean, no. 1072 00:48:17.409 --> 00:48:17.469 No. 1073 00:48:23.429 --> 00:48:26.480 Adam, no. Oh, no. 1074 00:48:27.239 --> 00:48:29.099 I feel like that's the only word I could say 1075 00:48:29.260 --> 00:48:30.519 in Australian speak. 1076 00:48:30.619 --> 00:48:36.460 They say like no with an R. Okay, I got it. Okay. Hello. 1077 00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:43.829 It's sort of British. Hello. It's me, Rebel Wilson. I'm 1078 00:48:43.849 --> 00:48:48.090 the lead singer of the Beatles. I can't do it, Alex. 1079 00:48:48.110 --> 00:48:48.530 I can't do it. 1080 00:48:48.530 --> 00:48:49.429 No, it's so good. 1081 00:48:49.489 --> 00:48:49.989 It's so good. 1082 00:48:50.289 --> 00:48:52.429 It's so good. I literally, I was trying to do 1083 00:48:52.469 --> 00:48:55.059 it earlier and I was like, that's why she's iconic. 1084 00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:55.849 I can't do it. 1085 00:48:55.900 --> 00:48:56.099 Hello. 1086 00:48:56.579 --> 00:48:59.030 I'm Rebel Wilson. I'm the. 1087 00:49:00.659 --> 00:49:05.159 I

play bass in Oasis. And she's Australian. She's not 1088 00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:07.360 even from England, but I don't know how to do. 1089 00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:09.659 I think you're fully doing an English accent. 1090 00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:11.800 Because I can't do Australian. It's fine. 1091 00:49:11.909 --> 00:49:15.190 It's fine. It's fine. I cannot thank you for coming 1092 00:49:15.309 --> 00:49:17.739 on and off. Let me ask you, what are you 1093 00:49:17.780 --> 00:49:21.039 doing next? Because I know you obviously have your podcast, 1094 00:49:21.059 --> 00:49:22.340 but are you doing any new films? 1095 00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:24.969 This is important. Check it out. Our podcast that I 1096 00:49:25.010 --> 00:49:26.789 do with the Workaholics guys, it's super fun. 1097 00:49:28.429 --> 00:49:32.250 Yeah, I'm doing a season two of Bumper in Berlin, 1098 00:49:32.289 --> 00:49:36.449 the spinoff series that I'm doing for Peacock. That's a 1099 00:49:36.889 --> 00:49:39.929 spinoff of my character from Pitch Perfect. And season one 1100 00:49:39.969 --> 00:49:40.570 is super fun. 1101 00:49:40.610 --> 00:49:41.530 It's on Peacock now. 1102 00:49:41.610 --> 00:49:46.429 And then we're doing a second season with Jamila Jamil 1103 00:49:46.550 --> 00:49:52.630 and Sarah Hyland, who was my co-star in Modern Family. 1104 00:49:52.849 --> 00:49:57.110 And then Flula Borg, who's super funny. And then I 1105 00:49:58.530 --> 00:50:02.309 was going to do a Workaholics movie, but then Paramount 1106 00:50:02.329 --> 00:50:03.309 Plus pulled the plug. 1107 00:50:04.219 --> 00:50:05.840 I saw that. That really fucking sucked. 1108 00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:07.489 And it's okay. 1109 00:50:08.409 --> 00:50:09.739 And legally, I can't talk shit. 1110 00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:10.500 Right, right. 1111 00:50:10.860 --> 00:50:12.639 You just look at the camera and start sobbing. 1112 00:50:13.460 --> 00:50:13.880 Legally. 1113 00:50:13.900 --> 00:50:15.300 Legally. 1114 00:50:15.380 --> 00:50:18.480 Jesus Christ. Adam, thank you so much for coming on 1115 00:50:18.519 --> 00:50:19.139 Call Her Daddy. 1116 00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:19.579 Thanks. 1117 00:50:19.659 --> 00:50:20.440 That was very fun. 1118 00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:21.579 Thank you. I thought so too. 1119 00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:22.119 Thank you. 1120 00:50:22.260 --> 00:50:22.539 Thanks. 1121 00:50:22.619 --> 00:50:23.000 Woo! 1122 00:50:38.349 --> 00:50:41.230 Welcome to this Holland & Barrett ad break. Go on, 1123 00:50:41.489 --> 00:50:44.230 take a moment. With so much wellness advice out there, 1124 00:50:44.409 --> 00:50:47.670 knowing what's right for you isn't always simple. Our expert 1125 00:50:47.710 --> 00:50:51.170 advisors match proven support to you. Whether that's Better You 1126 00:50:51.230 --> 00:50:54.360 B12 Boost Spray to keep you energized or H & 1127 00:50:53.969 --> 00:50:57.860 B Magnesium Bisglycinate for busy days. Back your body with 1128 00:50:57.900 --> 00:51:01.599 more confidence, less guesswork at Holland & Barrett. Shop in-store, 1129 00:51:01.780 --> 00:51:05.760 online or in-app. Subject to availability, vitamin B12 and magnesium 1130 00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:07.900 contribute to the reduction of tiredness and fatigue. 1131 00:51:08.389 --> 00:51:11.030 Introducing a Beko state of mind. 1132 00:51:11.389 --> 00:51:15.030 Dad, I'm really hungry. 1133 00:51:15.409 --> 00:51:16.070 Dinner's in the oven. 1134 00:51:16.329 --> 00:51:17.110 Almost ready, pal. 1135 00:51:18.889 --> 00:51:22.440 Dad, I need my PE kit. 1136 00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:27.780 Washed, dried and ready to go. Busy homes put everything 1137 00:51:27.820 --> 00:51:31.019 to the test. That's why at Beko, we stress test 1138 00:51:31.139 --> 00:51:33.900 all our appliances to the extreme so you can be 1139 00:51:33.940 --> 00:51:36.980 ready for whatever life throws at you. That's a Beko 1140 00:51:37.019 --> 00:51:37.639 state of mind.