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00:05:09 Speaker 5: On Brownie, Brownie, it's the boys from Madelaide. 00:05:11 Speaker 1: Okay, I'll put him on. 00:05:12 Speaker 2: Thank you me, boys, Brownie, Jonnothan brown big fans. 00:05:17 Speaker 1: So good to talk to you. How's the grid Iron going? 00:05:19 Speaker 6: It's going well. I'm just watching Tom Brady about to score a. 00:05:22 Speaker 3: Touchdown interrupting it. We'll be quick, John, because we know you're busy. But we had a question. We got a kid's book, Herbert the Dancing Horse. Yeah, and we were wondering, we Reckon, you'd be perfect to play the dad horse in the book. 00:05:36 Speaker 1: How does that sound to you. 00:05:39 Speaker 6: I'm wrapped, so I've got some experience reading fairy tales. Be more than happy to play the horse. Boys, I must. 00:05:44 Speaker 2: Admit you do have a really good horse dad voice. Look, we were looking at Russell Crowe, but I'm actually just gonna. I'm happy to strike you off because I think you're perfect for the role. 00:05:54 Speaker 1: Chris. He's doing it sort of like pro bono. You know how lawyers do that sometimes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there any fee involved? Door? Do you think you'll just be happy to do? 00:06:01 Speaker 7: Well? 00:06:02 Speaker 6: Boys? It's very difficult company years with COVID. As you know, us retired footballs, we do like cash. So you know the holes in the ground in the backyard are a bit empty at the moment. You could just put together a couple of envelopes. 00:06:18 Speaker 2: I'll say is at this point I'll bring in that all proceeds for this book are going to Variety the incredible work they do so well. 00:06:25 Speaker 6: Don't won't mind? 00:06:29 Speaker 3: Allright, Brownie? Lock it in, mate, you can be the dad horse, Brownie. 00:06:35 Speaker 1: Thank you. There you go. 00:06:36 Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Jonathan Brown locked in as the first two voices in our audio book. Unless we hear back from Seth Rogen and then we will be getting rid of Christy Swan, but very exciting. They are very very good voices to have and things are going along nicely. Remember as well, if you would like a hard soft copy of our book, you can Herbert the Dancing Call dot com dot a you. The official pre orders are open now and the website is looking shmi. 00:07:02 Speaker 3: Time to hear the road. 00:07:03 Speaker 1: Well, it's time to what if. 00:07:05 Speaker 2: Visit what if dot com for awesome accommodation options, flights, packages and more everything you need for a trip away. 00:07:11 Speaker 3: So what are you waiting for? Visit what if dot com and get out there? What if it's Ozzie for travel? Check government advisories before booking and traveling. 00:07:19 Speaker 8: Ye see. 00:07:22 Speaker 1: Hello yeah Si ten. 00:07:27 Speaker 2: Super easy five questions in front of you. The winner is walking away with an Anytime Fitness membership. 00:07:32 Speaker 1: It's Anytime Fitness is. 00:07:33 Speaker 2: Eleventh birth Actually, if you joined before November eighteen, you paid just eleven dollars of joining fees. Also, everyone who gets on air is in the door to win fifty thousand dollars. 00:07:40 Speaker 3: That means Maddie from Campbelltown, you're playing, but you're also in the drawer. Congratulations, Thank you, Hi Dan and Liamoyay. 00:07:47 Speaker 2: Hey, Maddie with Superstar has announced his Australian tour in twenty twenty two. 00:07:51 Speaker 1: This morning, Oh you know, I. 00:07:54 Speaker 5: Just forgot and I abuldn't know it. 00:07:56 Speaker 2: It's crazy because you know when we said call for the money, we were literally just saying in that break. So that says to us that you don't listen to the contents of what we're saying more just you hear cash and then you. 00:08:06 Speaker 3: And also with the particular artists that we're talking about, the one is coming to Australia. We do have show ticket, yes and flights to give away this morning. Any idea, Maddie. 00:08:17 Speaker 5: Look, I'm pretty sure I'm going to hear with Justin Deeper right now. 00:08:21 Speaker 7: It is just make yourselfel Maddy. Yeah, don't say oh my god, we played this. We played we said it for like two minutes and then went into his song like you should definitely know that next one, Maddie. 00:08:32 Speaker 1: Pembroke Old scholar. 00:08:34 Speaker 2: Kamal has reportedly split split from his wife Sahondra after fifty five years. A long time crazy, they're getting a divorced now? Can you finish His famous catchphrase, why are people so. 00:08:49 Speaker 5: I did not finish that catch bras, I'm gonna go with annoying anyway, are so annoying? 00:08:55 Speaker 2: It's not that, not that, but good guess Mattie from Hope Valley is eighteen years old. I strongly doubt you'll get this. Do you know the famous but he hate Saturday Kamar the singer? 00:09:08 Speaker 1: Why are people so. 00:09:11 Speaker 9: Yeah? 00:09:11 Speaker 7: Look, I got nothing. 00:09:13 Speaker 3: Sorry, but thanks for playing. 00:09:16 Speaker 2: It's not annoying, but it's like that, Susie McLaren vale. Why are people so. 00:09:22 Speaker 9: Stupid? 00:09:25 Speaker 2: It should be that I'm thinking the same thing this morning. Milly from Powerful Gardens Comal. Why are people so I'm kind? 00:09:34 Speaker 1: Ye really all right, We're good. We're good here, Okay. 00:09:38 Speaker 3: A bit of a sport question, Yeah, straighten up the ship. 00:09:42 Speaker 2: Which football team does Former Adelaide Crow's player Hugh Green would play for Gold Coast or the Kangaroos? 00:09:50 Speaker 3: Okay, fifty fifty. This also very confusing, Millie, because he did play for Gold Coast and near twenty four hours ago, go until I don't confuse anybody, but they put him up for draft basically with the intention of redrafting him, but then the Kangaroos stole him from them. 00:10:09 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's move on to Sean and Hall at Cove Sean, which festival kicks off in Victor Harbor on Friday. 00:10:16

Speaker 1: Cool, yeah, okay, last one. This is the gym membership. 00:10:20 Speaker 2: The Greens have made a proposal for marijuana to be legalized in South Australia. Finish this famous Snoop Dogg lyric when the Pimps and the crib mar drop. 00:10:30 Speaker 6: A log of pop. 00:10:31 Speaker 1: Yeah, celebrate. 00:10:39 Speaker 10: It's not legally, Ben and Liam, it's like dopamine theories. 00:10:45 Speaker 2: We went out to dinner last night, Ben and Sarah, my fiance, seemed to be upset. When we went to bed. Her eyes were closed, but she had that stank face on, you know, you know when you've done something wrong and they're lying there and just a very unhappy expression. 00:10:59 Speaker 1: And so I said, what's wrong? 00:11:02 Speaker 2: She said, I feel like a fat slugs. You know, she's not a fat slug, she's very fit, and but that's what you know, that's how you feel after a curry sometimes, especially when you go curry with me and I maybe order a little bit too much. 00:11:18 Speaker 3: So many people in their cars at home going I can relate to the. 00:11:24 Speaker 2: After a couple of gurrys, and she was also tired, so she's I'm just so tired, I can barely keep my eyes open. 00:11:31 Speaker 1: She was cold as well. 00:11:33 Speaker 2: Certainly, so I went downstairs to get her two wayed blankets. I was just being hicked with like a meleow attack on her problems. Good news, though not your fault so far exactly. So I put the blankets on her, and at that point her nose started bleeding, and I, yeah, I don't know if it was unrelated or maybe it was internal bleeding from the twenty kilos of blanket crushing torso, but yeah, her ribs could have you actually puncture lungs. Not sure, we'll have to get to the hospital ladder on today. Anyway, all the issues had been addressed now, so we could finally turn the lights. 00:12:07 Speaker 1: Off and go to bed. 00:12:08 Speaker 2: So I was pretty happy with that, turn those lights off. All of a sudden backflip, Oh, I don't think I can sleep anymore. I'm not really that tired. Did you put the fan? I'm not boiling in here and the top of it all off, Jeez, I'm starving. I'm gonna go downstairs and get a snack. What you felt like a fat slug. This was all in five minutes. And you understand now why guys find it hard to read. The ladies sometimes try and work out what they've done. 00:12:36 Speaker 1: Peace up, Pod down, we're. 00:12:40 Speaker 3: Singing our soders. 00:12:43 Speaker 7: All around Dada light, We're singing our soders. 00:12:48 Speaker 1: We do it every Tuesday, that we do. 00:12:51 Speaker 2: If you would ever like us to do your suburb, you can send us a text O four. 00:12:54 Speaker 1: Double nine one nine nine one nine. 00:12:57 Speaker 2: Got one here from Mandy who wants us to do north Haven North I went. 00:13:02 Speaker 3: To north Haven recently actually for like one of them. I've been there before, but I went there properly to play a game of golf. 00:13:07 Speaker 1: Great golf course. 00:13:08 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an interesting little spot there, and it's taparous sort of just pass you know, semaphore, and you don't really go to north Haven a lot due. 00:13:16 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's right at the end, right out of harbor. 00:13:19 Speaker 2: But I thought maybe this morning we could dabble with a bit of a genre that we don't usually touched. 00:13:26 Speaker 1: Oh no, don't've done a couple of country. We did the Billy Ray CRS one. 00:13:30 Speaker 2: It was more little nas X that's true, Yeah, that's right, But Billy Ray Cyrus because it was don't Break my Heart, Make you break your heart? 00:13:37 Speaker 1: What do we do that. 00:13:42 Speaker 2: Song? 00:13:43 Speaker 3: Yeah about Yeah, I know you're talking about yeah yeah. 00:13:45 Speaker 2: Anyway, so yeah, I was thinking. I was thinking we sort of break into the dance music world. Does that sound fun? 00:13:51 Speaker 1: Yeah? 00:13:51 Speaker 3: I mean there's not a lot of lyrics though in dance music. 00:13:53 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, but they're just good songs, you know. So why don't we get into this one? Okay, it's for all faving guys. 00:14:01 Speaker 3: Baby. 00:14:02 Speaker 2: It's near Outer Harbor, got a train station and Marina. They've got their own golf course in north have. 00:14:16 Speaker 1: Playing dancing. What's a dance song, isn't it you? 00:14:21 Speaker 6: Ever? 00:14:21 Speaker 3: No one can see your dance moves. 00:14:25 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna dance's rest you enough your grunt. 00:14:37 Speaker 3: I'm making this work. Can we cut off? 00:14:41 Speaker 10: Cut it? 00:14:41 Speaker 1: Cut it? It's a good song. Are you killing my vibe? I mean, it's a great song, but no one can see you dancing. 00:14:47 Speaker 2: Well, they're dancing in their cars, so they're not worried about me dancing. 00:14:51 Speaker 3: I'm just saying, can you choose a song that has a bit more sub. 00:14:53 Speaker 1: You want me to do a song? Another song with more lyrics. Yeah what you want? 00:14:57 Speaker 8: Okay, well we can do that. I'll change the sub why not, lam I'm sorry? 00:15:22 Speaker 3: What now? But this is the same problem as the first thing. 00:15:26 Speaker 1: You serious? 00:15:27 Speaker 2: Do you know how hard I had to work on the lyrics with the call on me Er Prince parody. 00:15:33 Speaker 1: Try one more, one more? I got one more in the tank and that's all we get. Why don't we go to the hill? This is a new love alone, all right? He comes to job, Get into the beer. You ready, you're kills feeling Street three kill Freeze Hill, very freeze. You missed you miss I missed it. We rewind that that one more time. All sizes the suburb being the bad guy? What you are being the bad. 00:16:12 Speaker 3: Guy in these suburb songs all the time? Limb, But I know what's happened. You haven't written an. 00:16:16 Speaker 1: Actual sign, had one for DJ Sammy's Heaven, and so. 00:16:19 Speaker 3:

You're taking the easy way out and just done dance songs with no living me one more chance. 00:16:26 Speaker 1: There's no way you can make it up. Have a little listen to this and this is sandstorm Yep. It's literally gotten no words. It's more than the musical I wanted to think of that glim burn. 00:16:44 Speaker 2: Stop dancing just thinking about glynn burn as you're dancing, Okay, I promise will be better next week. 00:16:51 Speaker 1: So yes, didn't have much time. This is one ha ha ha ha. Yes, what a funny story clear Instagram. Good morning guys. 00:17:03 Speaker 9: Well, if you're worried about the Queen and her health, worry no more because Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister of the UK, has said that she's fine. 00:17:11 Speaker 3: Why is Boris Johnson the authority on the Queen's health. I guess he's the like next not next to this, not her doctor. Yeah, but he would be the one, you know, giving the message. I think that makes sense. Let's have a little listen. 00:17:24 Speaker 11: As for your question about her majesty, I just wanted to reassure everybody by saying that I did see the Queen last week on Wednesday in Windsor and she's very well. So I just it shouldn't need saying, but I just wanted to say it anyway. 00:17:40 Speaker 2: He doesn't sound too confident, does at all. It kind of sounds like a weekend at Bernie situation last week? What do you take her blood? 00:17:48 Speaker 1: How does he know? Fucked? 00:17:51 Speaker 3: Not a doctor? 00:17:51 Speaker 1: He doesn't know? 00:17:53 Speaker 9: Went on going to go see the Queen check in on her and. 00:17:55 Speaker 7: She's doing well. 00:17:59 Speaker 1: Fine, Fine, absolutely, VI Britain doesn't not have to worry. Take it from me. 00:18:05 Speaker 9: And if your birthday is coming up, you might die? So what so there has been a study that's been happening since nineteen sixty nine and the results are out. You're more likely to die on your birthday than any other day. 00:18:24 Speaker 3: That's not true. 00:18:26 Speaker 1: I kind of believe, I believe it. 00:18:27 Speaker 3: Why do you believe that? 00:18:29 Speaker 9: Have you ever known someone who sadly passed away and the first thought is, like their birthday next week? 00:18:36 Speaker 1: Never? I haven't had my life. 00:18:41 Speaker 9: A lot of people that I've known that have passed away, it's usually just been their birthday or their birthday. 00:18:45 Speaker 2: Normally, surely, if hopefully, everyone lives a long life. But surely when you're getting around that hundred barck, you're not going, oh, I might want to squeeze out one more year so my gravestone looks better. 00:18:55 Speaker 1: You're just like, I'm ready whenever. 00:18:56 Speaker 9: Yeah, Well, no, it's just it's they're going off basic numbers. A lot of people die around them. 00:19:01 Speaker 1: The stats don't lie exactly. 00:19:03 Speaker 9: And fun fact, Shakespeare died on his birthday. I've read that this morning and I thought that was very interesting, So I'm also going to use that. And finally, South Australia may be rebranded to the State of Fine Food, Fine Wine and weed. 00:19:19 Speaker 1: Fine. Oh that's exciting. 00:19:26 Speaker 6: Yes, So. 00:19:28 Speaker 9: This is if if if if the Greens legal, isn't it cannabis. They're also including that if this law passes, the cultivation of up to six plants at home in South Australia. So there a whole plan at the moment is, hey, let's make that our new selling point for South. 00:19:47 Speaker 1: Australia instead of wine tours will be doing we if I thirtieth, I'm going to the broth as tasting weed pairing. 00:19:58 Speaker 2: This particular strain goes well with a zingerb a packet of Doritos. 00:20:02 Speaker 1: Ben and Liam love you Liam? Who feeds the dog in your house? Ah? 00:20:09 Speaker 2: I would say I'd do it maybe two times a week, Okay, like if so Sarah mainly Sarah about yeah, if she's sort of away or she sort of asked me to. I don't really have that trick because I'm definitely not doing it in the morning because I'm at work. 00:20:23 Speaker 1: Yep. But I'm not like, oh, the dog needs to be fed in my head, gotcha? Yeah? 00:20:27 Speaker 3: Were in our house is kind of like fifty to fifty. Yeah, well I used to. It used to be fifty to fifty. But then Finn just doesn't eat dinner when I make it anymore. So I slave over a hot bowl day in day out. I make it exactly the same way Sam makes it. That Finn doesn't eat it when I make it. It's not just quite the same as mums. Well, I don't understand what's going on. And Sam said something in the kitchen the other day. They really got under my skin. She said, I'm the favorite, and I think you got under my skin because it's probably true. 00:20:59 Speaker 1: He's the favorite. Doesn't eat your food. My food is probably walking him more. 00:21:04 Speaker 2: He obviously rebels against his father a bit because he's got some severe behavioral issues. But that's a conversation for another time. We will know happened at the barbeue and I brought my dog over to your house. If we don't, Ben's dog was really nasty dog. 00:21:18 Speaker 1: Sad. We had to separate them. Yeah, we did have separate it. We had to separate because it's having too much fun. I don't know. I think it was more one was scared for his life. 00:21:26 Speaker 3: Do you think that Toby, your dog, has a favorite? 00:21:30 Speaker 2: Oh? I mean I think we spoke about this in the past. I think it is a bit of a point of contention in the home. And I think, yes, potentially, And maybe you're the favorite? 00:21:40 Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe? Yeah? 00:21:42 Speaker 2: And maybe the inner psyche is well, Dad doesn't feed me. I need to, like, you know, I need to please him more. He doesn't give me less treats, He walks me less. 00:21:51 Speaker 3: Look, even though it pains fifty percent of the population, there's always a favorite, and then there's not a favorite. It might be more so with the

kids, it might be with the animals. But I'd love to know this morning thirteen twenty four to ten, who's the favorite? Cast This is also a dog situation. Are you the favorite? Or is it your partner? 00:22:09 Speaker 1: It would be my partner. 00:22:10 Speaker 3: Oh no, how do you know that? 00:22:11 Speaker 4: Most definitely? 00:22:13 Speaker 5: He only has to stand up and walk out the roll of the door of the morning, and she is at the gate pining for him, just looking for cuddles, more cuddles. 00:22:22 Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you leave, what happens? Oh, she doesn't move, just sits there, just goes. Who cares whatever? You be back like ten hours whatever. 00:22:33 Speaker 3: It's a harsh round. 00:22:34 Speaker 1: Yeah, I no, that hurts Aida. Is this his kids or is it like a pet? 00:22:39 Speaker 5: It's kids? 00:22:40 Speaker 1: It's actually no, that's not good. So who's your favorite parent? 00:22:44 Speaker 5: The battle you want to win? 00:22:45 Speaker 1: Tho? 00:22:46 Speaker 3: All right, so you're on the winning side absolutely, Oh so you're the favorite. 00:22:51 Speaker 5: Yep every time? 00:22:52 Speaker 3: And what do you do? 00:22:53 Speaker 9: Station? 00:22:54 Speaker 5: PlayStation does it every single time? 00:22:56 Speaker 1: So what do you mean you you just let him go on the PlayStation? 00:23:00 Speaker 2: No? 00:23:00 Speaker 5: Actually bo. 00:23:02 Speaker 3: Right, go on? Then did dad say no? And then you still bought one anyway? 00:23:08 Speaker 4: Yes? 00:23:08 Speaker 1: And that makes Yeah? I love that. 00:23:11 Speaker 2: How like every year Dad's going Jesus the she got me on the one, two, three, and four, but that's five. I tell you what, I'm going to get my pre order in. They're pretty hard to get. Has got me a good jeez. 00:23:21 Speaker 1: They're going to be teenagers by the time they like me. 00:23:23 Speaker 3: Thanks for that, Ada, Simone joins us now and are you the favorite parent? 00:23:28 Speaker 1: Good? 00:23:29 Speaker 2: Good? 00:23:30 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:23:31 Speaker 7: So my partner is my cat's favorite, and the kicker is he was actually my cat originally. 00:23:36 Speaker 3: What's the partner doing? 00:23:38 Speaker 5: I don't know, he just like he loved him and he licked his face, which is really weird because he's never. 00:23:43 Speaker 2: Like licked my face or like that. 00:23:46 Speaker 5: And I had him for about eight years before my partner. 00:23:50 Speaker 1: Eight years. You should have a lifelong bond by that point, but obviously not blank blank Yeah, pop your lid. 00:24:08 Speaker 2: Make sure you pop the lid of your car to make sure it's all road safe before you head out into a road trip. 00:24:13 Speaker 1: Otherwise you might needed contact our mates at RA A pretty. 00:24:15 Speaker 3: Simple game Lane. We played it yesterday for the first time. You pop the lid off something, you can tell us what lean is. Popping the lid off. You're walking away with a thousand dollars. Yesterday it was Pringles. Yeah, Sarah from Glenelge will give you one clure. It's not Pringles again, Okay, because it did. We did entertain the idea of doing Pringles every morning. Yeah, but it's not that it's a different lid that we're gonna be popping. Okay, yep, all right now, Liam, you've got it in front of you. Yeah, you're gonna pop the lid off it, and let's see how Sarah goes. I'd say, Sarah you've got the hardest spot right now. Yeah, you're going first. 00:24:45 Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I have a little listen to this. Okay, I'm gonna pop the lid. 00:24:48 Speaker 2: Now, what's that, Sarah, I'm gonna say a contain. 00:24:58 Speaker 1: I guess not it isn't. No, it isn't. 00:25:02 Speaker 2: Chrissy from Sac Left, do you want to have a guess? Would you like me to pop it again? I'll just put the lid back on, okay, c. 00:25:13 Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, here we go. 00:25:19 Speaker 3: Is it a coffee cup? 00:25:21 Speaker 1: Not a coffee cup? No? Maybe I'm popping it weird. 00:25:25 Speaker 3: No, and I think you pops up? 00:25:26 Speaker 1: What do I do? Like a bit more of a normal I'll just take it off. 00:25:29 Speaker 6: Uh. 00:25:30 Speaker 1: Kirsty from Okeden, have a listen to this? Okay, what's that? 00:25:36 Speaker 6: I actually thought it was like, you know, the coffee container. 00:25:42 Speaker 3: The previous guess. Unfortunately, did you have another one? 00:25:45 Speaker 1: You think you mixed it up, wouldn't you? 00:25:46 Speaker 9: Oh? 00:25:46 Speaker 3: You can't have? 00:25:49 Speaker 1: Alexander from Victor one more guess. Have a listen. 00:25:55 Speaker 2: I want to say. 00:25:57 Speaker 4: Something like a can of me so like eclips mints. 00:26:02 Speaker 1: I think it's talk about beef mints and I'm like, what the hell are you eating what. 00:26:09 Speaker 6: It's not? 00:26:09 Speaker 3: Hey, some phone lines are opening up for this. We're popping the lid. Thousand dollars up for grabs thanks to RAA thirteen twenty fourteen. Give us a buzz if you know what Liam is popping the lid off. Did you want to give another clue? 00:26:20 Speaker 1: Yes? Why not? I'll give a little clue. Ohng on, what's that? What was that sound? Abby, Pumpton Park, I'm gonna pop the lid? 00:26:30 Speaker 2: What was it? I thought it was a clips mint that you're there. 00:26:39 Speaker 9: A container like Eminem's or something. 00:26:46 Speaker 1: Guys, what do you mean? Have you ever had em and MS out of containers yet? 00:26:49 Speaker 3: I do find this enjoyable. I thought it was going to be easier than it's annoying for. 00:26:54 Speaker 1: Us in the studio, Thomas, A lot of people would use this product every single day. Have a listen. I'm popping the lid. Now, what is that? 00:27:01 Speaker 6: How to do this? 00:27:02 Speaker 9: What is it? 00:27:04 Speaker 4: Isn't that that the coffee can top coffee in the kin? 00:27:12 Speaker 1: Stop saying coffee containers.

That's the fourth guess we've had for that. Stop saying coffee that's not coffee, not coffee. 00:27:18 Speaker 2: If there's any clue, I'm a little asthmatic and I'm not going to be able to do any more of these. 00:27:22 Speaker 3: Jamie in Ottaway, good morning. What is leam popping the lid off? 00:27:27 Speaker 5: Oh, he's a little bit asthmatic. 00:27:28 Speaker 3: Is it a ventilin? 00:27:32 Speaker 1: I don't have a. 00:27:34 Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us a buzz. We do need some more calls in these coming because everyone is getting it wrong. That Lee in Mount Barker, what is leam popping the lid off? 00:27:46 Speaker 9: L what? 00:27:49 Speaker 1: Sorry, Christy, I have a listen to this ready. 00:27:56 Speaker 6: What is that? 00:27:58 Speaker 2: Is it like Reastpreshner? 00:28:02 Speaker 1: It's not, it's not. 00:28:04 Speaker 3: It's clearly an aerosol. 00:28:05 Speaker 2: Guys, it's an aerosol. It's an aerosol of sorts. Cove what the aerosol? Only aerosol? Guesses from now on? What could this possibly be? There's only two aerosols I could think that would pop and spray? 00:28:16 Speaker 1: What are you thinking? 00:28:19 Speaker 6: The other in't care? 00:28:20 Speaker 1: It ain't. 00:28:20 Speaker 3: It's pretty very well done. 00:28:22 Speaker 2: At least it's as close as we've had. We're getting warmer and it's in the same room. I'll say it's in the same room. The bathroom gym from Redwood Park what could it be? 00:28:32 Speaker 1: Is it head break? 00:28:34 Speaker 3: He's done that? 00:28:36 Speaker 7: Ye thousand dollars Jim. 00:28:40 Speaker 2: Congratulations. All you're twenty seventh caller, so you deserve it. 00:28:47 Speaker 1: And we're back. 00:28:48 Speaker 2: It's the end of the bed Lane podcast. We're here with birthday boy. Oh what do you want me to do it for you for your birthday? 00:29:01 Speaker 4: Not talk to me like that? 00:29:02 Speaker 1: Probably okay, we can do that. Yeah, thank god you didn't go down another path. There. 00:29:10 Speaker 2: He's been a while since without a chat. I did actually remember you. You're real falling kurb Evan. Yeah, I did remember. 00:29:15 Speaker 4: You still follow me on Instagram? You haven't un followed me yet. 00:29:17 Speaker 1: Oh, there you go. Isn't that nice? 00:29:19 Speaker 3: You follow you Instagram? 00:29:21 Speaker 4: Yeah, you do follow me. You want to see your photo of me? You said you follow me after a week. 00:29:28 Speaker 1: Yeah, I must have forgot to unfollow you. Ben's rapidly doing it now. 00:29:34 Speaker 2: That's right, because yeah you Why did you play your hair again is because we got the crazy haircuts and you did too. 00:29:39 Speaker 4: No, because I called up and to try to prove to my brother that on the biggest thing, and then he said he got on the next day, I had to bleach my hair. 00:29:48 Speaker 2: He got on Yeah, and you went it was around? Was it around like Phil photo in Euro's kind of

time. 00:29:54 Speaker 1: Or was it more yeah around there yeah, yeah, because it's like a real thing, like your pull gas coin and retch throw back. 00:30:00 Speaker 3: All right, we do, we do still follow you on Instagram. You don't upload too much stuff, to be honest, I haven't really seen any of these guys. 00:30:09 Speaker 4: I'm sorry. 00:30:10 Speaker 3: You've also got Kurt Badman Designs. That's pretty cool. 00:30:13 Speaker 6: What do you do? 00:30:13 Speaker 3: Is that three D printing? Or is that you building? 00:30:15 Speaker 9: Yeah? 00:30:15 Speaker 6: Yeah, so I did. 00:30:16 Speaker 4: I just finish studying product design at UNI. 00:30:18 Speaker 3: Yeah, make products? 00:30:21 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, So I'm just trying to find a job in that. So if anyone listening has a job in that, that'd be great. 00:30:26 Speaker 3: Are you making inventions? Are you an inventor? 00:30:28 Speaker 4: Okay, guess kind of Yeah. So yeah, I've got three D printers and with an outlightever, I can making stuff, making chairs, stools, whatever. 00:30:36 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:30:37 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane. 00:30:40 Speaker 3: So it's like making stuff actually, yeah, like an actual designer. Yeah yeah, crazy, that's really cool. 00:30:46 Speaker 6: So what kind of thing? 00:30:47 Speaker 3: So what if I had an idea for a product but I couldn't make it, I'd come to you and say hey, can you. 00:30:51 Speaker 4: Make this pretty much? Yeah, So I hopefully get a job in a consultantcye where a company is like, hey, we need this to be fixed. Yeah, we need dis solution for this. Yeah, like can you come in, like can you design this? 00:31:01 Speaker 3: So for example, like I'm the company, but if my toothpaste, if I topaste make. 00:31:07 Speaker 4: A rack racke. 00:31:08 Speaker 1: I just saw there's one. 00:31:10 Speaker 2: Like there's some great inventions here, but there's one and it's like UI boom desk mount a bit pointless. Yeah, probably because and I'm glad you said that in the Captain because I was looking at going that's. 00:31:18 Speaker 3: A bit. 00:31:21 Speaker 2: Done, Yeah, right, because I don't know here it's basically so the UI boom, you know, very capable of sitting sitting on the table, sitting on the table or lying down. It will still give you the same sound. 00:31:31 Speaker 6: Yeah. 00:31:31 Speaker 1: And Kurt's just made a little mount here. 00:31:34 Speaker 2: Clip to the side of the table and you know it's a lift about thirty centimeters above. 00:31:39 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:31:40 Speaker 4: I got a distinction for that one. 00:31:41 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:31:42 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an interesting one. That's the thing. 00:31:43 Speaker 2: Like you know, you might people might not even like realize that they need it until yeah, you know, they got it. 00:31:50 Speaker 4: Yeah, and they get it and still realize I don't need it. 00:31:52 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:31:53 Speaker 1: Oh, Kurt, how's your hair looking now? You back to like brunette vibes? 00:31:57 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a brunette. 00:31:59 Speaker 6: Yes. Yeah. 00:31:59 Speaker 4: My brother telling me the bleacher He keeps on saying, Oh, when's the next bleaching? But it's never happening again. 00:32:04 Speaker 1: How old is your brother? 00:32:06 Speaker 4: He's I should know this twenty five? 00:32:09 Speaker 6: So old? 00:32:09 Speaker 4: Are you twenty six older? 00:32:11 Speaker 1: Older? 00:32:12 Speaker 4: I'm twenty first today? 00:32:13 Speaker 6: Oh? 00:32:14 Speaker 1: Happy man, twenty first. That's awesome. 00:32:15 Speaker 2: Are you going to do anything big for it this weekend or yeah, I've got a little party on Saturday. 00:32:19 Speaker 4: Still go ax throwing and then have a little party at night. 00:32:22 Speaker 1: Is that at Maniacs? Are you an Adelaide? 00:32:25 Speaker 9: No? 00:32:25 Speaker 4: No, I mean Blue Mountains are right, Yeah. 00:32:29 Speaker 2: So you can probably just go out in the woods and throw some axes. We've got a place here pretty much called Maniacs. It's kind of the main place for ax throwing in Adelie. 00:32:37 Speaker 1: Have you been X throwing yet, Ben? 00:32:39 Speaker 3: No, I haven't been. 00:32:39 Speaker 2: If you don't, no, I'd like to do it. It seems fun. I don't know how good like at it I would be, But so you're going ax throwing. What are you doing after that? 00:32:48 Speaker 4: We're just going to a park and getting some el Jahna catered in. So there's like fifty people or something there catered el Janna. Do you have Eljana another? 00:32:57 Speaker 1: What's that? 00:32:58 Speaker 4: It's like like eleven? 00:33:00 Speaker 2: Oh, how you sound like a real worldly guy? Like, what do you do if you to a first? I'm going to throw some axes and have some lebanines. Yeah for mine, I just went to the Village Tavern in Golden Grown, absolutely written off. 00:33:11 Speaker 3: I've got some good news and some bad news. What do you want first? 00:33:16 Speaker 4: Give me? 00:33:16 Speaker 3: Bad news is we've unfollowed you on your Instagram. 00:33:22 Speaker 2: Been screwing away there being a little bit quiet doing something with his hands on. 00:33:26 Speaker 4: The good news Yeah hit me. 00:33:28 Speaker 3: I'm going to start following your Kurt Badman Design page because I like it. It's really cool. But anyone else wants to follow that because there's some cool stuff on there. I like speaking to someone who literally is making it. Yeah, before where there was nothing. 00:33:40 Speaker 1: To give you a little podcast shout out if you. 00:33:42 Speaker 3: Want to find him. Kurt Badman Design all. 00:33:46 Speaker 6: One word, Yes, Kurt with a. 00:33:49 Speaker 1: Very important not like Kirk Oba different. Now. 00:33:52 Speaker 3: Look, you've got one hundred and eighty eight followers right now. Tomorrow on the podcast, I'll do it. I'll do an update. 00:33:58 Speaker 1: We will check the truth. 00:34:00 Speaker 3: How surprised if you get two hundred. 00:34:06 Speaker 2: Wow, we'll see how we go. I must admit, like we don't have a lot of pool. Back in the day, we used to be like, hey forlor INSRA two three thousand. 00:34:14 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not so much, not so much. 00:34:17 Speaker 4: You've got influence. You've got an influence. 00:34:19 Speaker 3: About twelve people worth. Sorry, we'll see, we'll find it. 00:34:22 Speaker 1: That two hunch, that's pretty exciting. 00:34:25 Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you very much for joining us, and you enjoy the rest of your day. 00:34:29 Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Boys, good to hear from you. 00:34:31 Speaker 2: Birthday man, Happy birthday guy. If we can get over two hundred, I would like to start doing things. We start plugging people's accounts, but they can't be like your personal account has to have to be a thing, like whether it's your work account or like you've got a funny one with your friends that you trying to start. 00:34:45 Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that a lot. I'd also like to potentially think of something and people could nominate what they want on the show. But like we get Kurt to make something with this three D printer. That's like you invent something. 00:34:57 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, something like a little bit better than the UI boo. 00:35:00 Speaker 3: Yeah, but that'd be I thought that would be good for the show, and that'd be cool. Have you got an idea for an invention or something that will make the world better and then Kurt will make it? 00:35:09 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool as well. I really like that. 00:35:11 Speaker 2: If anyone's got any ideas, feel free to send them through to the Ben and Lamb Instagram will try and see if we can convince Kurt to invent it. 00:35:17 Speaker 1: Babe, Ben and Liam is a Nova podcast. 00:35:21 Speaker 10: For more great comedy shows like this kid to Nova Podcasts dot com dot au.