บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Firewalker

in seventh grade. 39 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:38.759 You did wrestling? 40 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:40.120 I never won. 41 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:46.759 She did take taekwondo, she said, Yeah, I told you. 42 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:50.360 You said karate. So karate and taekwondo are different art forms. 43 00:02:50.599 --> 00:02:54.680 Oh, I thought she did both. See, that's what kind 44 00:02:54.680 --> 00:02:58.919 of bad She's trained in many martial arts. In my mind, here. 45 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:02.479 She goes quit because she didn't want people touching her. Oh, 46 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:05.199 which I get. I understand that because there's a lot 47 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:06.080 of touch. She touches. 48 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:06.960 It's a lot of that. 49 00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:09.520 That's my favorite one. You do wrestling, but one of 50 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:11.800 the things they teach you is called checking the oil, 51 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:13.840 and you just stick your thumb up someone's butt, and 52 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:16.120 it's like, why is that a move? When you go, 53 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:18.280 you're like, why did you teach me that? I'm in 54 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:19.680 seventh grade. 55 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:21.159 Like checking the oil? 56 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:25.159 Oh? 57 00:03:25.199 --> 00:03:25.960 Oh my god? 58 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:28.639 That was my experience. Did I go to a weird 59 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:30.120 school in seventh grade? 60 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:33.520 Maybe people like starting I thought we're going to get 61 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:36.000 him into some martial arts when they're being bullied, and 62 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:36.960 then they teach you. 63 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:39.000 That it shocks them. 64 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:41.520 I'm already the weird kid at school. 65 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:47.039 People don't need me to know his thumb ass. All right? 66 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:48.520 You ready to get to the news. 67 00:03:48.919 --> 00:03:50.800 Yeah, let's get into the news. 68 00:03:54.039 --> 00:03:56.719 I know, Friday, November twenty first, nineteen eighty six and 69 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:58.840 leads or you're not so current event. 70 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:06.159 I couldn't remember what day it was. I didn't write 71 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:08.639 it down. I was like, it was Friday. Yeah, he 72 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:09.759 came in on a Friday. 73 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:14.680 I'm unemployed right now, so every every day is Friday. 74 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:18.920 Matisa's bronze sculpture Reclining Nude from nineteen oh seven which 75 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:22.279 once belonged to former Vice President Nelson A. Rockefeller, was 76 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:27.000 sold for one point fourty three million, inspiring US to 77 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:29.800 sell twenty dollars photos of Jeremy nude on a lazy boy. 78 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:34.439 Yeah, twenty bucks. 79 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:37.560 Twenty bucks is twenty five. You know, I'll get you 80 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:39.680 a salad these days, Yeah. 81 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:43.720 A tossed salad. Shut up, Jerny, Oh my god. 82 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:48.959 The Interior Department proposed today that aircraft be barred from 83 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.399 part of the Grand Canyon, but it stopped short of 84 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:54.759 seeking to ban off lights below the rim, saying it 85 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:57.639 needs to be a special occasion occasion to seek a 86 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:58.360 rim job. 87 00:04:58.720 --> 00:04:59.560 It were on theme. 88 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:05.720 I just love that it's called a rem chob I. 89 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:10.399 I you know, I read like Cosmotolic and Cosmopolitan magazine 90 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:13.360 and stuff like that, and I'm like, not all there, 91 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:16.439 but I read once that guys like just a happy 92 00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:20.319 little party finger, happy little party fingers when you're going down. 93 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:24.040 Then yeah, they like it. So I like snuck one 94 00:05:24.079 --> 00:05:26.800 in on this super macho guy one time, giving him 95 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:30.519 a blowy and he was like whoa Oh. I said, 96 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.439 oh you don't like that, and he was like no, 97 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.480 not for me, And I was like okay, and I 98 00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:37.480 just went back to work. 99 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:42.560 The things you do when you're ignorant. Oh that's not 100 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:43.560 the social norm. 101 00:05:43.959 --> 00:05:45.319 Hell else am I gonna learn? 102 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:49.040 A study has found that smokers who cut back tend 103 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:53.199 to compensate by smoking more intensely, tripling the tar and 104 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:58.079 nicotine they inhale from each cigarette and undercutting their efforts 105 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:01.120 to improve their health. A follow up study found that 106 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:06.399 you should shut the hell up and mind your damn business. Yeah, 107 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:13.360 do what I want. With thirty million dollars in federal 108 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:18.439 highway funds at stake, Denver inaugurated its third Better Annual 109 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:22.560 Air campaign, restricting farts to Wednesdays and Saturdays. 110 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:26.160 That's a belly ech collar days. It's so hard, Like 111 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:27.959 when you start dating a new person, you have to 112 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:32.079 hold farts for a while. Just not good. I really 113 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:34.240 still don't fart in front of people because people have 114 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:35.360 made me so ashamed of it. 115 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:39.560 Good. I've got back at good. I hate that people 116 00:06:39.639 -->

00:06:42.800 think that they's acceptable to just my kids, they're like 117 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:44.920 two and four. Stop farting. 118 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:51.199 Oh my gosh, miserable. John Paul the Second was welcomed 119 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:54.360 in Fiji today with the presentation of Well Teeth and 120 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:57.199 a roasted pig. After eating the pig, he grabbed his 121 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:59.680 tummy and ran off, and finally proved that the Pope 122 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:04.920 does indeed shit in the woods. The ah OH debate. 123 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:08.920 A federal appeals court today up held lower court rulings 124 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:12.680 that local bands against nude dancing and nightclubs as morally 125 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:16.800 offensive are unconstitutional. We were unable to get a comment 126 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:19.079 from the judges as they were receiving model service and 127 00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:22.879 nipple facials in the VIP lounge. 128 00:07:23.079 --> 00:07:27.480 Nipple facials are my favorite. President Reagan said today that 129 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:30.879 he had absolutely no plans to send more arms to 130 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:34.279 a run, saying, who do they think they are? An octopus? 131 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:40.199 An American Tale is being released this weekend and is 132 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:44.920 Don Bluth's second animated theatrical feature after the Secret of Nim. 133 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:48.759 The film is a heartwarming tale of immigrants being portrayed 134 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:54.120 by Felthy Rodent. Good work, Don the hell were you thinking? 135 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:58.160 I love that movie as a child, so good. It's 136 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:01.560 so good. I need to watch it. I haven't rewatched 137 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:03.199 it since I was like fifteen. 138 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:07.480 I think you can find it somewhere out there. Shut up, Jeremy, 139 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:09.639 you know remember the song somewhere out there? 140 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:13.639 Remember it with crack use in New York City increasing, 141 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:18.279 Some municipal hospitals are turning into acupuncture therapy to help 142 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:21.759 free patients from addiction. One patient said he's cured his 143 00:08:21.839 --> 00:08:25.199 crack addiction, but all those needle popes for his gateway 144 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:29.240 into heroin. I don't know what I ate before this. 145 00:08:29.360 --> 00:08:33.159 It's like peanut butter in my mouth. We're talking about heroines. 146 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:39.200 Some people are collibating Take fifteen as they adopt more 147 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:43.320 traditional family roles and values. The once rebellious older members 148 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:47.039 of the baby Boom generation are returning to churches and synagogues, 149 00:08:47.159 --> 00:08:50.360 saying who else is gonna raise their children? They're not 150 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:51.080 gonna do it. 151 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:56.879 They're not gonna do it. Somebody got it. After weeks 152 00:08:56.879 --> 00:09:02.399 of arduous negotiations involving top corporate management at CBS, Bill 153 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:05.159 Moyers told his colleagues that he was cutting ties at 154 00:09:05.159 --> 00:09:10.639 the network, boasting that he just purchased really sharp fabric scissors. 155 00:09:10.759 --> 00:09:11.399 Snip snip. 156 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:17.240 Here goes your tie, snipsnip. Also, if you use these 157 00:09:17.559 --> 00:09:20.440 fabric scissors on paper, Mama's gonna get mad. 158 00:09:21.279 --> 00:09:23.679 Oh yeah, when people get really weird about using the 159 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:26.559 wrong scissors for the wrong thing, the. 160 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:30.440 Board of Education yesterday approved a new parental consent form 161 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:35.480 listing prescriptions for contracemptives as one service available to high 162 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:40.519 school students. Finally getting written proof who the cool parents are? Oh? 163 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:43.279 Hell yeah, hey, Mike, can I get these? 164 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:45.519 Yeah? 165 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:48.879 And those we're not still curving. 166 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:55.679 It's always nice to get those out of the way. 167 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:05.080 What words, Oh the stumble bumbles? Yeah, what I'm. 168 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:07.159 Telling the news, I'm like, don't look at me for 169 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:07.679 the news. 170 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:12.320 That's why I like just reading them once. Don't don't 171 00:10:12.360 --> 00:10:15.639 prep yourself, don't prep your mouth. We don't go. We 172 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:17.919 don't go lemon face, lion face or anything. We don't 173 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:22.120 yellow leather, red, leather, yellow. No. I prepare you to 174 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:23.840 do exercises. 175 00:10:23.919 --> 00:10:25.960 You email them to me and then I open them 176 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:26.600 on camera. 177 00:10:29.159 --> 00:10:31.720 At least you're opening a nose on camera, not something else. 178 00:10:32.120 --> 00:10:34.120 Yeah, I know I've been in trouble for that before. 179 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.080 All Right, what did we watch this week? This is 180 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:43.759 our second film in our finale finally, Yeah, it's part two, 181 00:10:44.679 --> 00:10:47.480 and this one was my choice. I forced you all 182 00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:52.759 to watch an old favorite of mine as a child, Firewalker, 183 00:10:53.320 --> 00:10:56.559 starring Chuck Norris Lucascid Jr. 184 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:58.960 It's so wild how when I was a child, I 185 00:10:59.000 --> 00:10:59.960 didn't find this so race. 186 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:06.039 Of course you didn't, you know. I watched it and 187

00:11:06.039 --> 00:11:07.960 I was like, I'm justifying all of this. 188 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:13.639 It's like they deserved the gold. Yeah, they did serve it. 189 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:19.360 Their adventurers. Adventurers deserve their gold. Yeah, doesn't matter where 190 00:11:19.360 --> 00:11:21.600 it's from or who it used to belong to. He 191 00:11:21.679 --> 00:11:26.440 had all those amazing jokes about Chuck Norris because like 192 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:30.159 he's it's not human what he's capable of doing with 193 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:36.360 his body. Yeah, because a lot of that work you 194 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:38.879 could see his face, so it was him doing the stunt. 195 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:42.879 This is my This remains to be my favorite Chuck 196 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:46.480 Norris film. I think it's the best acting he's ever done. 197 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:52.039 He's he never hits the mark to me, and this one, 198 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:53.519 I just I think he's so good. 199 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:56.240 And it's the lady from Flash Gordon who's so cute. 200 00:11:56.799 --> 00:12:00.960 She's just so cute. She's the Meg Ryan of her time. Yeah, 201 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:01.960 Melody Anderson. 202 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:04.000 Yes, I was gonna say Melody, and I was like, 203 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:05.679 if I'm wrong and I say it, I'm gonna sound 204 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:06.879 like a real dufos. 205 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:09.360 She looks kind of like Melody from Hey Dude. And 206 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:11.759 they have the same name. There's only two melodies I've 207 00:12:11.759 --> 00:12:13.679 ever known, so I SNS. 208 00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:17.279 I found a New York Times review of Firewalker. I'm 209 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:20.559 gonna read it to you right now. Firewalker, which opens 210 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:23.639 today at the Warner Twin and other theaters, as a 211 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:27.679 bargain basement imitation of films on the order of Indiana 212 00:12:27.759 --> 00:12:30.200 Jones and The Temple of Doom and Romancing the Stone. 213 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:34.000 It stars Chuck Norris and what his associates describe as 214 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:38.000 the first comedy role in his action packed career. How 215 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:41.919 can they tell, certainly not from the film, which is 216 00:12:42.039 --> 00:12:46.000 lightweight without being lighthearted. It's set in Mexico as well 217 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:48.840 as in a fictional Latin American country called San Miguel, 218 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:51.559 which from the maps we see is somewhere in the 219 00:12:51.639 --> 00:12:56.159 Yucatan Peninsula, and in several caves which seem to be 220 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:59.120 of constructed in a studio. The story has something to 221 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:02.559 do with a couple of American soldiers of fortune who 222 00:13:02.879 --> 00:13:05.639 are hired by a pretty young woman to find a 223 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:10.080 lost Aztec treasure. When mister Norris, the former karate champion, 224 00:13:10.240 --> 00:13:13.840 isn't using his feet on ill tempered Indians and Mexicans, 225 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:18.399 he's stomping on the facetious dialogue, which deserves it more. 226 00:13:19.120 --> 00:13:24.360 Firewalkers rated PG. It contains some mostly bloodless. 227 00:13:23.799 --> 00:13:27.759 Violence, mostly bloodless. 228 00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:32.519 Mostly bloodless. Yeah, they were not too rough on the film. 229 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.039 Yeah, they weren't too rough. Yeah, you know what I 230 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:38.480 loved about melodies acting? 231 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:46.080 Huh they're dead stairs m I'll tell you one thing 232 00:13:46.679 --> 00:13:49.080 for me. This film is all about lou g Gossip, 233 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:54.639 Lewis Gossip Junior who got the oscar for an officer 234 00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:57.840 and a gentleman who's an enemy Minds Iron Eagle franchise, 235 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:02.960 Digs Town Roots, Josh three D. I love Lewis gossagr. 236 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:04.279 Yeah he's awesome. 237 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:07.279 I saw this as a kid, and anytime I saw 238 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:09.720 him pop up in anywhere else, I got so excited 239 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:14.080 because of Firewalker, and nobody knew Firewalker when I was 240 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:15.759 growing up. I was like, did you go see that one? 241 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:19.159 They're like, no, who watches Chuck Norris movie? Shut up? 242 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:24.200 Oh my gosh. It's like you were just with the 243 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:26.039 wrong age group. If you would have just gone and 244 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:28.480 talked to other forty year olds like you were a 245 00:14:28.559 --> 00:14:31.240 forty year old draft in a child's body. 246 00:14:32.960 --> 00:14:36.200 Oh man. So the film opens and we are in 247 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:38.120 a sand dune car chase. 248 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:42.360 Yeah, and they're arguing over go left. I said, go right. 249 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:45.600 It's the first time we see Max not listen. 250 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.559 He's just kind of doing his own thing to Leo. 251 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:52.039 Yeah, Chuck Norris who plays Max, doesn't listen. He just 252 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.159 does his own thing. He's his own person and just 253 00:14:54.279 --> 00:15:00.480 drags Leo along for everything. And ough what do they do? 254 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:05.080 Immediately because of Max not listening, they get caught in 255 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:09.320 the only little desert oasis in the little water. 256 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:12.559 They just fall right, very good at driving into water. 257 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:17.240 How shall we count the way? 258 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:20.279 How shall we? And I love this bad guy that 259

00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:21.120 gets them. 260 00:15:21.480 --> 00:15:25.759 Yeah, the general who we receive. So when he comes approaching, 261 00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:28.080 they see him, they're like, oh, no, it's a general. 262 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:31.440 But guess he's gonna I bet you he's gonna say 263 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:34.440 something stupid like so gentlemen, we meet you again. And 264 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:37.919 immediately we get there, so gentlemen again, this is the 265 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:40.159 type of movie we're in for. 266 00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:43.279 And what I also love about this is Okay, So 267 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:45.919 he's got them tied to the ground in the sand 268 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.960 like cruciform kind of thing, like their legs at stakes, 269 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:53.759 their hands at steaks, and he's like telling them how 270 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:56.120 long it's gonna take their skin to boil and stuff. 271 00:15:56.200 --> 00:15:57.840 I'm like, I'm gonna leave you here, But he gives 272 00:15:57.840 --> 00:15:58.720 them a Perrier. 273 00:16:01.320 --> 00:16:02.279 It's his torture. 274 00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:05.360 It's like, I know that that perier is hard to 275 00:16:05.360 --> 00:16:08.039 come by here. Why would you leave it here just 276 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:09.279 to like make fun? 277 00:16:09.639 --> 00:16:12.960 It makes him chuckle. He's like, oh, you're going to 278 00:16:13.039 --> 00:16:16.120 tie a first, and the power to survive is in 279 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:20.799 your own hands. Also, my favorite is like, we have 280 00:16:20.879 --> 00:16:24.440 no idea what they did to get chased. We have 281 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:27.679 no backstory to the general there is nothing that tells 282 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:34.159 us anything about what is going on with these guys. 283 00:16:34.200 --> 00:16:37.279 And uh, it's just jumps right in it. 284 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:41.159 They leave, Yes, and Chuck Horris breaks the perier with 285 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:42.480 his bare hands. 286 00:16:42.159 --> 00:16:46.639 Bare hands, try it, it's. 287 00:16:46.559 --> 00:16:48.360 Not and there's no blood. 288 00:16:50.159 --> 00:16:54.159 He doesn't cut himself at all. No, No, this ain't 289 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:56.440 his first Perrier bottle to break. 290 00:16:57.200 --> 00:16:57.279 No. 291 00:16:58.240 --> 00:17:00.919 And then he started cutting himself free. And then something's 292 00:17:01.559 --> 00:17:03.360 crawling up the lego yo. 293 00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:05.680 Which I have to say immediately, this is a it's 294 00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:13.440 a minor one. But I've got an on set speculation here. Wow, 295 00:17:14.720 --> 00:17:19.079 they definitely forgot to get b roll right. Yes, they 296 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:21.240 had to have been like, we'll pick it up. We'll 297 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:23.519 pick it up, We'll get something, because we see him 298 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:26.200 there and he's complaining about something crawling all over him 299 00:17:26.680 --> 00:17:31.519 and we can clearly see there is nothing crawling all 300 00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:32.000 over him. 301 00:17:32.359 --> 00:17:36.160 We need and I was wondering, like, did he improv this? 302 00:17:36.519 --> 00:17:42.000 And then we're gonna use the improv but we're not gonna. 303 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:45.200 Because it's like just show ants or a scorpion going 304 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:50.880 up some shorts some thing that way. When he jumps 305 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:53.119 up and he does this, we can justify Okay, we 306 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:55.359 don't see anything whatever but. 307 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:56.960 That. 308 00:17:57.119 --> 00:17:59.039 But it just made me so frustrated. I was like, 309 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:02.079 what is it? What's crawling up him? I need to 310 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:03.039 know is. 311 00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:06.079 In the hospital? 312 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:07.880 What kind of desert animal is it? 313 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:13.240 Also help me out with this. After they do this, Yeah, 314 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:15.039 he says he's going to a bar in Arizona. 315 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:18.119 Well he says he he wants to go to that bar. 316 00:18:18.359 --> 00:18:21.799 Okay, so then they just in the middle of this desert, 317 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:23.759 they walk somewhere and they make it to a bar. 318 00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:27.000 Yeah it's not the bar in Arizona, but. 319 00:18:29.559 --> 00:18:34.359 I have the same name that he said, and I 320 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:36.160 was like, what, oh. 321 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:38.720 Did they show it? Like this is it. This is 322 00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:40.960 Benny's tavern. I don't know what he said. 323 00:18:41.240 --> 00:18:42.720 I thought it was like topes or something. 324 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:44.680 I don't remember it either way. 325 00:18:44.720 --> 00:18:46.599 I thought I had the same name of the bar 326 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:48.400 he said. And I'm like, we're supposed to believe that 327 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:50.680 these two idiots made it all the way the Arizona 328 00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:51.640 to this bar they wanted to. 329 00:18:51.920 --> 00:18:56.759 So they're in this bar chilling and Leo he's like, 330 00:18:57.079 --> 00:19:01.720 how many expeditions expeditions of it being on? Man? He's like, oh, man, 331 00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:06.680 I don't know, hundreds, hundreds. He's an idiot who has 332 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:10.920 no idea of reality. We've been on hundreds. And he's like, no, 333 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:11.920 we've been on fifteen. 334 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:13.799 And how many have we made money on? 335 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:17.839 And how out of fifteen, how many have been profitable? Three? 336 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:21.000 And we don't even know how profitable. 337 00:19:21.279 -->

00:19:23.680 Yeah, it's like you made one hundred each and you 338 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:24.440 almost died. 339 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:27.799 And then we meet our third lead. 340 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:32.519 Yes, and she asks the bartender like, I'm looking for two. 341 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:34.119 I'm looking for some dumb men. 342 00:19:34.519 --> 00:19:38.599 I need a man with undying loyalty, brave and not 343 00:19:38.759 --> 00:19:39.880 too smart. 344 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:44.960 Oh like my men, brave and dumb. 345 00:19:46.960 --> 00:19:47.839 Me two sisters. 346 00:19:47.880 --> 00:19:48.599 There's a letter. 347 00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:54.880 Yeah, take your pick car, they're off dumb. Yeah, And 348 00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:57.160 so she goes over, Oh they said I'm good enemy like, 349 00:19:57.319 --> 00:19:58.400 oh yeah, well great. 350 00:19:58.839 --> 00:20:03.519 Yeah. The bartender says I'm all right, okay. 351 00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:08.119 And she's super hot. But it's like she doesn't give 352 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:11.279 a lot of an explanation for somebody to be like 353 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:13.680 we're in, Like, it's not i'll pay you this much, 354 00:20:13.720 --> 00:20:16.759 you get this percentage, there's no negotiation. 355 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:20.880 No, it's very vague. No, she says it's fifty to fifty. 356 00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:23.720 Will you get fifty percent of whatever treasure we. 357 00:20:23.680 --> 00:20:26.640 Find, treasure that I've dreamed about. 358 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:31.240 Yeah, I dreamed well, And then she's like she starts 359 00:20:31.240 --> 00:20:36.160 getting scared about like revealing too much information because something's 360 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:38.680 up with her, right, she's we're not quite sure, and 361 00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:42.240 she's afraid to give this next piece of information. But 362 00:20:42.480 --> 00:20:46.839 she's she's afraid for the wrong reason. She should be 363 00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:48.200 afraid because it's racist. 364 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:53.000 Yeah, you're scared. 365 00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:55.160 They're just not gonna believe you. I'm scared of that. 366 00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:56.440 It's pretty racist. Girl. 367 00:20:56.720 --> 00:21:01.440 Maybe I want to go steal from the natives. 368 00:21:01.599 --> 00:21:05.000 I'm gonna steal from the natives. But also it's being 369 00:21:05.400 --> 00:21:12.799 protected by a red cyclops with long black hair. Girl girl, 370 00:21:13.920 --> 00:21:15.680 it's very obvious. What you mean. 371 00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:19.599 Yeah, even for the eighties, you were doing too much. 372 00:21:20.039 --> 00:21:24.079 So then all of a sudden, a crossbowt bolt hits 373 00:21:24.119 --> 00:21:26.759 the table or the little wood piece behind him. They're 374 00:21:26.799 --> 00:21:29.359 being attacked, and what do they do Crawl out. 375 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:34.119 Run away? Yeah, these brave men. You a crossbolts. 376 00:21:35.279 --> 00:21:38.720 I'm mad at here. Yeah. So they immediately start wandering 377 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:45.240 the wild donkeys and Max he's just talking Patricia's ear 378 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:49.359 off of all of his all of their different stories, 379 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:53.079 and Leo's mocking him because he's obviously tells these stories 380 00:21:53.119 --> 00:21:56.839 to everyone. Did I miss something or you were No? 381 00:21:57.119 --> 00:22:00.000 I was. I was catching myself on my notes because 382 00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:01.599 I was like, I think this is the place where 383 00:22:01.640 --> 00:22:05.319 they had a white man pretending to be Mexican with 384 00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:08.839 a very strong accent, telling them it was a sacred place. 385 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:11.799 He needed sacred. 386 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:16.119 Oh something sacred to you. 387 00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:18.440 That was one of the grips. They're like, ah, crap, 388 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:19.279 we need somebody. 389 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:23.240 You're doing brown face with a fake eyes, rough face. 390 00:22:23.319 --> 00:22:25.319 Go go Sendtor to makeup. 391 00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:30.839 So he gets out and Leo's like, well, maybe he's right, 392 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:32.640 And he's like, oh, you worry too much. 393 00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:38.160 He doesn't worry about Max doesn't worry about anything. 394 00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:40.880 Yeah, and then like they have to go up this 395 00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:43.400 like cliff thing and everybody's having a hard time. 396 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:43.680 In check. 397 00:22:43.720 --> 00:22:46.920 Norris is pulling everybody up, but everybody he's helping is 398 00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:49.079 saying I got it, I got it, and they're just 399 00:22:50.519 --> 00:22:55.319 they do not have it. 400 00:22:56.720 --> 00:22:59.240 And we pull back and we see them climbing and 401 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:01.960 we see the back of someone watching. 402 00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:03.640 Yeah. 403 00:23:04.319 --> 00:23:06.039 I love They get to the top of this thing 404 00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:09.319 and Max immediately goes, well, no caves here. I guess 405 00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:12.640 this is worthless. Yeah, he's ready to give up. 406 00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:14.880 And I love that. I say, I'm sure there are 407 00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:17.039 some old people in there sleeping. 408 00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:19.960 Right Well, she walks in because she's like, no, it's 409 00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:23.559 behind that tree, and he's like oh, and they immediately 410 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:25.880 go in and she's like, wait, no, I don't want 411 00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:28.480 to go in. There's old people sleeping. And these guys 412 00:23:28.480 --> 00:23:32.279 they don't get anything, like they didn't get the reference 413 00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:35.119 to the red cyclops. They're like, oh, well, we're

gonna 414 00:23:35.119 --> 00:23:38.240 find dragons. It's like, we know what she's saying. Come on, 415 00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.039 and now she's like, oh, there's old people sleeping. You 416 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:44.720 can't read that. Immediately she's talking about dead people, old 417 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:48.559 people sleeping. Yeah, come on, and they're just but when 418 00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:51.640 she's screamed, she wanders off screens. They go in and 419 00:23:51.640 --> 00:24:01.160 they're like, whew, old people sleeping. She's psyched. What's going 420 00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:02.039 on with her? 421 00:24:02.599 --> 00:24:06.839 Nothing gets past these too, okay, And then he says, hey, Max, 422 00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:10.519 Patricia's gone, and they talk about putting her on a leash. 423 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:15.920 Because she keeps wandering off, and I love that they 424 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:18.799 go and find her. And so from here, this is 425 00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:23.240 fifteen to twenty seconds that she screams when she sees 426 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:27.599 all these bones, terrified. Fifteen seconds later they run to 427 00:24:27.640 --> 00:24:29.880 go find her. She's laying on an altar with a 428 00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:33.680 skull on top of her and her sunglasses on top 429 00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:39.880 of the skull, like terrified. Now now you're just playing 430 00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:42.559 with the bones? What is going on with you? 431 00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:45.759 Yeah? And then they say, toy, how about you, pal? 432 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:48.680 Can you tell us a like just being as disrespectful 433 00:24:48.680 --> 00:24:57.119 as anyone could possibly be. Then they do that polaroid Shoot, yeah, wacky. 434 00:24:57.160 --> 00:25:00.240 There's a Spanish helmet in there. Because Leo knows all 435 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:03.680 this stuff. Leo as dumb as he can be throughout 436 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:07.319 it and not get references. He's the smart one. He 437 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:11.240 knows his history. He knows his artifacts, like he specializes 438 00:25:11.759 --> 00:25:16.079 in like all of the different he's you know, gold, and. 439 00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:18.920 You could just say you have a crush on him. 440 00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:22.559 I do. But this is an important thing because he's 441 00:25:22.599 --> 00:25:24.880 always comes off as like the weak one, that like 442 00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:26.960 he's just always along for the right. He's the smart 443 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.799 one who's into you know, he's the Indiana Jones without 444 00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:30.319 being tough. 445 00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:34.640 Yeah, and this is where she gets kidnapped. 446 00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:39.759 Right. Well, first I believe he Chuck Norris grabs the 447 00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:43.200 skull right, and it starts to the eyes. I start 448 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:47.920 red and he gets scared. He's like yeah, and it 449 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:53.799 drops breaks open. There is a knife with a red ruby, 450 00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:56.200 as opposed to all those other colored rubies. 451 00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:00.000 Yeah, there are other colored room. 452 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:01.559 I don't know anything about rubies. 453 00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:04.440 He drops the skull and it's the ruby. 454 00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:10.079 Yes, you got the knife. And immediately she's kidnapped, Yeah, 455 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:12.920 grabbed from behind, and they're being attacked again. 456 00:26:13.640 --> 00:26:18.440 And the native man, Yeah, it's the native man who's ancestor, 457 00:26:18.519 --> 00:26:22.640 who's lived here. These are his people. 458 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:25.279 Yeah, hey, that's my knife. It's on my land. Get 459 00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:26.920 off of my property. What are you doing? 460 00:26:27.400 --> 00:26:30.359 They shoot at him, right, and they miss, so like 461 00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:32.839 these are these guys who are always on exoditions. They 462 00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:34.359 can't hit a target. 463 00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:38.119 Max cannot shoot anything, and then he always gives it 464 00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:42.720 to uh Leo, who never shoots. He never fires. He's like, 465 00:26:42.759 --> 00:26:43.720 I'm not kill anybody. 466 00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.200 Yeah, But then Leo takes a gun and then they 467 00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:49.319 killed an Indigenous man who's defending his territory. 468 00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:49.920 Right. 469 00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:55.359 Cool, great, cool the ricochet bullet and I shot. 470 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:57.920 Oh yeah, because he shoots and he goes be that 471 00:26:58.200 --> 00:27:02.119 stupid gag fifteen Rickish got him. Yeah. 472 00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:06.480 Great. They run outside, so Mike and Leah and kill 473 00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:07.720 more indigenous people. 474 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:14.599 They're attacked for theft and trespassing. Well yeah, because he's 475 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:16.279 got her at the top of the cliff. He brings 476 00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:19.319 her out and then he's like, all right, just uh 477 00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:22.920 let her go and he sees the glowing red ruby. 478 00:27:23.359 --> 00:27:26.960 So Max drop the knife and then this this guy 479 00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:30.200 sees it and freaks out and jumps to his death. 480 00:27:31.519 --> 00:27:31.720 Yeah. 481 00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:34.519 I guess they all know like the history of this knife. 482 00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:38.119 And then what does he say, I didn't tell him jump. 483 00:27:38.039 --> 00:27:45.279 Geez, hey, hey, don't kill yourself. He's just a knife. Gosh. 484 00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:47.160 So then they go back to their hotel room. They're 485 00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:50.359 looking at their little thing and they're like, ooh, Astac 486 00:27:50.880 --> 00:27:54.119 Mayan figures

all in the same thing. And they were 487 00:27:54.119 --> 00:28:00.880 in a Spanish with a Spanish helmet whatever, and let's 488 00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:05.519 go visit a tall eagle. I don't even know how 489 00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:07.119 they got tall eagles information. 490 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.119 And why would he talk to these people? This is 491 00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:13.400 so confusing to me. Why would this man ever help 492 00:28:13.519 --> 00:28:17.119 these white people trying to steal from indigenous He. 493 00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:20.519 Knocking his door, They're like tollgal. He's like, I'm watching. 494 00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:23.359 I love Lucy. I don't know why he puts up 495 00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:25.640 with her. If she was mine, I cut her nose off. 496 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:31.200 What I'm sorry. Then he explains why he would help 497 00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:33.680 these people because he's a psycho too. 498 00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:36.440 They bring him a bottle of alcohol, and he's like, 499 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:42.599 when white men bring gifts means they want something. Just 500 00:28:42.680 --> 00:28:43.880 give it to you. 501 00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:46.720 Yep, there you go. I'm an alcoholic. 502 00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:50.079 Although he does, he does go in and I don't 503 00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:54.599 remember what he says, but Patricia, she says, I think 504 00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:57.720 he wants a piece of the action. And he's not 505 00:28:57.920 --> 00:28:59.640 me the great spirit. 506 00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:04.319 Yeah, and he he gives them like a protective. 507 00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:08.039 Spell, right, well, he gives her because after they agree 508 00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:13.799 when he says the Great Spirit some weird like wind lights, 509 00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:19.680 glowing drums in the background start playing. And then Leo 510 00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:24.119 tries to tell Max two percent. He's just thrown up 511 00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:27.359 two by his cheek, and he goes twenty percent of 512 00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:29.400 whatever we find. He's like, what the hell? 513 00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:36.200 Yeah, I was living for their tribe. Yeah, you're gonna 514 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:39.720 steal from indigenous people and then give back to Indigenous people. 515 00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:43.680 Yeah, wait, you're gonna you're gonna give him twenty percent. 516 00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:46.640 That's too much. They'll accept way less. 517 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.319 Yeah, it'll be grateful. We just took it off their hands. 518 00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:54.240 Yeah. 519 00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:59.160 And he tells a tale of the Firewalker. His soul 520 00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.440 can walk on this That's about the extent of what 521 00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:04.920 I understood about the Firewalker. 522 00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:07.359 Yeah, and I was like, oh, this is gonna be 523 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:08.079 a big payoff. 524 00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:12.759 And so he just can his soul walks on the sun. Yeah, 525 00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:17.000 oh don't okay, okay, But the Spaniards. He explains why 526 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:20.720 the Spanish stuff was there. They were seeking the Firewalker gold. 527 00:30:22.119 --> 00:30:25.599 And then it doesn't pay anything else off. Nope. As 528 00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:27.799 they leave, of course, he has to throw out. He 529 00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:30.519 gives her the little bag to protect her, and he 530 00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:33.319 gives us a little line of I don't know how 531 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:37.599 Tonto did it either, Do we. 532 00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:45.279 Cool? Go back to I Love Lucy. So then they 533 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:47.759 go to the bar and they repeat the information because 534 00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:50.400 now the camera is inside the bar. Luckily, no one 535 00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:52.839 else at all is there, so they can just hang 536 00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:57.759 out with this stolen relic from Native Land on their table. 537 00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:00.680 T in like a room. They were in their room 538 00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.960 because they're playing gin or no, they're playing cards. Leo 539 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.799 and Purtucier are playing cards, right, oh yeah, and she 540 00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.759 goes gin and Leo says, we're playing poker. So she 541 00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:21.880 just let's undercut any sort of intelligence that she made. 542 00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:27.720 Everybody's a morron. It's a joke. Leo just has to 543 00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:28.880 sit with morons. 544 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.960 So he Leo stands up as as Max is like 545 00:31:34.720 --> 00:31:36.759 has his hand on the wall looking at this map, 546 00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:38.519 and he's like, all right, maybe it's over here. It's 547 00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:41.640 over here, And she just gets up and I guess 548 00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:45.400 she's drunk. I just thought she was fine. And then 549 00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:49.359 she stabs the wall or the map and then passes 550 00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:55.160 out drunk. She just goes bank and then falls into 551 00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:59.519 his arms and like what just happened? So when they 552 00:31:59.599 --> 00:32:02.279 both go to decide to go to bed, Max is 553 00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:05.559 just kind of like, I don't know, doing nothing, and 554 00:32:05.559 --> 00:32:10.119 there's a knock on the door. Who's at the door 555 00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:12.680 but a pretty native lady. 556 00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:19.000 Oh this is Oh my god? Is this now? I 557 00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:19.640 want to ask you? 558 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:19.960 This is? 559 00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:23.480 He says, watch out for coyote when they where he leaves. 560 00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:24.680 Watch out for coyote. 561 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:28.359 Yeah. So this lady comes in

and then so you've 562 00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.880 been told watch out. There's gonna be like evil spirits 563 00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:32.920 and stuff trying to come for you. What does he 564 00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:34.559 do with fucking makes out with her? 565 00:32:35.799 --> 00:32:38.720 She walks in a potion from Tall Eagle. He's like, 566 00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:41.880 you've never met this woman, and he goes He just 567 00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:44.319 looks at her and goes, I never turned down a 568 00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:45.200 good potion. 569 00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:48.039 And makes it with a weird line. 570 00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:55.160 When he's mess out, he gets all dizzy, passes out, 571 00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:57.759 and of course, you know, we have this kind of 572 00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:01.880 inner cut thing with Tallie go chanting and stuff by 573 00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.640 a fire and Patricia's sleeping and then she like wakes 574 00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:07.440 up suddenly. 575 00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:12.359 Yeah, she gets those premonition dreams and visions and stuff. 576 00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:14.279 So she feels him in trouble. 577 00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:19.319 Yeah, and so she gets up, runs out and starts 578 00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:22.559 fighting her. The lady that's trying to stab. 579 00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:29.880 And it's in her cut with Tall el Yeah, chanting canceled. 580 00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:33.720 I was like, how am I going to make it 581 00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:35.480 through this without being terrible? 582 00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:42.200 I know, like if I'm recalling what was happening, I 583 00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:43.559 mean I'm terrible. 584 00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:45.519 Do it. 585 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:50.519 I can't repeat him doing Yes, that's how it works. 586 00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:55.880 So he's doing a chance over a fire, shaking a snake. 587 00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.680 Yeah. And then so Patricia tries to fight. She is 588 00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:04.799 not overpowering, uh, this coyote lady. 589 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:07.680 Finally, Leo wakes up and knocks her out. 590 00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:11.119 Leo wakes up and this is all because of Tall 591 00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:15.079 Eagle his chance. He wakes up Leo. Leo comes out, 592 00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:19.840 knocks her on the noggin, and they lock her up 593 00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:21.800 in a barn. Yeah. 594 00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:24.400 And then she she asked how is he and he 595 00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:26.000 says he's sleeping like a baby. 596 00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:28.320 This is a nice little heart to heart with Leo 597 00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:34.880 and Patricia and kind of like going through just their 598 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:39.199 their journeys and why Leo goes with him everywhere. I 599 00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:43.920 think it's a sweet little Yeah. G does not agree 600 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:49.159 with She's like, oh, this is so typical of

a 601 00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:50.000 mail rider. 602 00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:53.079 Yeah, Well it's these two just talking about how obsessed 603 00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:55.360 they are with Max the boy. 604 00:34:55.519 --> 00:35:01.880 Yeah. Yeah, but we're getting exposition. I feel like g 605 00:35:02.079 --> 00:35:04.920 had to put in a couple of notes because of 606 00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:09.079 what I said last week about Blonde Death. Oh, you're 607 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:14.199 gonna shot on my movie, on your movie. That's not 608 00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:18.760 what happened. Yes, just emasculating Leo at every turn, that's 609 00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:19.559 what she wrote. 610 00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:25.519 The only real badass in the script, she said by 611 00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:27.920 by she wrote these notes before we did blond Up. 612 00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:29.960 Thank you, thank you. 613 00:35:30.159 --> 00:35:35.719 This deserves the trash I wrote. It deserves the disrespect. 614 00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:40.960 It'll be blinded by your eight year old self. No. 615 00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:43.480 So she also to say them when Leo leaves the 616 00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:47.079 room though, like she wants smacks and just touching us 617 00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:48.559 passed out body. 618 00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:53.320 Which not okay, yep, not okay. 619 00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:57.320 It's just a weird scene, just a weird choice, very odd. 620 00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:00.639 Oh man. The next morning, where did she go? 621 00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:03.199 Yeah, the bartender or whoever it was to put her 622 00:36:03.199 --> 00:36:06.280 buddy there goes and sees that she's gone coyote. 623 00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:08.280 And but but she's not gone, is she. 624 00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:09.960 No, she's a snake. 625 00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:16.440 She's a big ass snake just up in the rafters. 626 00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:18.639 Just initated. The snake canceled. 627 00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:23.760 Good job, what are you trying to do? You need 628 00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:28.079 to do next? Just make your eyes a little slits. 629 00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:32.039 Why, I was really trying to do it. That's how 630 00:36:32.039 --> 00:36:35.960 I try to do that. Leo and Max decide they 631 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.000 need to get out of Dodge. There's some weird people 632 00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:40.039 around here. You think you're some of them. 633 00:36:42.039 --> 00:36:44.239 You're holding your own in that little group. So they 634 00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:48.760 go fly on in an airplane. Yeah, and immediately this 635 00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:54.800 airplane's gonna explode. Yeah, it's a terrible on fire. Leo's like, 636 00:36:55.519 --> 00:36:58.280 what's happening in Max is sleeping because. 637 00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:01.239 Why wouldn't he be sleeping, Like, Oh, it's nothing, it's 638 00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:02.800 just a fire. We're gonna land. 639 00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:06.480 We're landing anyway. Fire, We're not gonna explode. Yeah. 640 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:10.480 So the smoking plane lands and he slept through it again, 641 00:37:11.079 --> 00:37:13.800 just slept through the fire plane landing. 642 00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:17.960 They hop in a taxi and this this part got 643 00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:20.880 me a little nervous. They're in this taxi and they're 644 00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:23.679 driving and they do this like little turn into their 645 00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:29.480 hotel and there is a dog running alongside this car, 646 00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.480 and it made me so nervous. I was like, I 647 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:36.760 hit this dog. It's too close to their car. Doggie, move. 648 00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:44.280 I didn't even notice that hear me, doggy, get out 649 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:45.559 of here the cars bee? 650 00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:46.159 Are you? 651 00:37:47.239 --> 00:37:49.480 I just like that. She was taking pictures of the 652 00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:53.679 man telling them where they're going, and so he's like, 653 00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:59.679 get the fuck out of my can, get out, I'm. 654 00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:03.079 A tur so. Leo and Max go to their room 655 00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:06.440 and they're just arguing with each other, and Max is 656 00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.960 yelling at them for being a little puss. Yeah, you're 657 00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:12.960 getting as bad as that fruit cake girl in there. 658 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:15.280 Oh yeah, oh a fruitcake. 659 00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:17.880 I love that. She comes busting in and she's like, 660 00:38:18.599 --> 00:38:21.880 I actually really like this little bit of dialogue that 661 00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:26.239 was written in there for them. She's like fruitcake and 662 00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:29.639 he's like, oh, the walls are that thin? And she says, no, 663 00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:33.960 your mouth is that big, which I love that because 664 00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:35.239 it's like you're an asshole. 665 00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:37.159 Yeah. 666 00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:38.480 I think it's a great line. 667 00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:41.079 She's in there doing her self care, she's got her 668 00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:43.880 skin care on. What I love is she's in this 669 00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:48.199 dingy ass hotel. It looks disgusting, the bed looks dirty, 670 00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:51.000 everything's gross. She's like, I'm gonna do a face mask. 671 00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.679 Are you telling me you too good for a dirty bed? Girl? 672 00:38:54.119 --> 00:38:58.480 Yes? Do you want to sleep in a dirty bed? 673 00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:01.199 Is there any situation. 674 00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:03.440 With my wife? 675 00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:09.320 Oh my god, Emily. So she tells him off and 676 00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:12.719 that says call me for dinner, which I love. 677 00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:13.719 Yep. 678 00:39:14.400

--> 00:39:17.000 It's like fucked you, but I'm still eating with you guys. 679 00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:19.320 But yeah, save a seat for me. 680 00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:21.559 I'm angry. 681 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:25.440 So they go into this little restaurant which they're always 682 00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:29.480 talking about food, into little little sections that they're not 683 00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:32.719 on camera in the voice booth, just going like, gosh, 684 00:39:32.800 --> 00:39:35.159 I really hope they have a restaurant. I'm hungry. 685 00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:36.280 They better have a good bar. 686 00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:38.400 Yeah, gosh, I hope they have a bar. 687 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:41.199 But what I love is to go into this restaurant. 688 00:39:41.239 --> 00:39:43.960 They just punch two men standing at the front. They 689 00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:44.960 just punch them. 690 00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:47.840 Out because they stand there like you can't come in here. 691 00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.639 But they didn't say that punch of him. 692 00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:54.639 And then she she looks at Lie and goes, excuse me, 693 00:39:55.199 --> 00:40:01.199 just goes so casually excuse me. Does react to the regulators, 694 00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:02.559 not two men. 695 00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:04.679 Out for really no reason. 696 00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:08.480 With a white blazer, a white linen blazer on over 697 00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:11.800 her shoulders, It's like, where do you think you are 698 00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:15.800 right now? I would not wear white to this. 699 00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:18.400 I don't know where we were headed. I just packed. 700 00:40:18.480 --> 00:40:22.159 Is this in my suitcase? Yeah? And you know what's 701 00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:26.119 a bonus and a lot of in a lot of 702 00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:31.840 these types of films, when the the woman who's the 703 00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:36.960 outsider comes in usually has about fifteen suitcases. That's not 704 00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:40.639 in this. She doesn't have fifteen suitcases an. 705 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:44.639 Outphant for every occasion. It's like, where did you get 706 00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:50.280 that built scarf? Yeah? So then it's twenty dollars for 707 00:40:50.360 --> 00:40:52.159 their drinks, which is so bizarre. 708 00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.400 So how bizarre? How bizarre? 709 00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:57.760 Sure, glad it's your money, they tell her. 710 00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:02.920 But then they start looking for information, right, yeah, waving 711 00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:03.639 around money. 712 00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:06.960 My favorite flirt, though, is she says, maybe I'm a 713 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.480 little nutty, and then heleen's inent her and says, you're 714 00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:13.719 the prettiest nut I've ever seen. Oh is that plattery? 715 00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:16.639 You've obviously never seen the cashme, motherfucker. 716

00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.320 And then he tells her to tell him something intimate, 717 00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:22.239 and she tells him about her vision she's had since 718 00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.960 she was a kid, and he goes, oh, I was 719 00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:26.440 thinking you'd tell me that you sleep naked, and she goes, 720 00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:34.320 I do just like a weird laugh. 721 00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:39.719 It was so disord So then you're right, Then that's 722 00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:42.039 the moment that he stands up and he starts trying 723 00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:42.920 to get information. 724 00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:49.159 Yeah, offering twenty American dollars, fifty dollars, one hundreds, Like 725 00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:51.800 could you not be like showing the money like this 726 00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:52.519 out in a bar? 727 00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:53.719 Gonna get us in trouble. 728 00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:57.960 So it's a like a British guy. 729 00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:02.760 Yes, I like how g wrote he looks like an 730 00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:05.320 ivory dealer and he does. 731 00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:06.320 He does. 732 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:11.920 He deals with that for sure. Yeah, and so they 733 00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:14.719 get very little information out of this guy. This guy 734 00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:18.039 gets more information out of them than he gives them. Yeah. 735 00:42:18.079 --> 00:42:20.400 He tells them to go looking for someone named Gutierrez 736 00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:24.000 at this town and they give him one hundred dollars 737 00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:24.280 for that. 738 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:26.039 Yeah, good job. 739 00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:29.519 But Max seems very thrilled with them, so like, see. 740 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:34.239 That was very easy, Like we got information right, great, 741 00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:38.360 And then they run into a big guy yeah who 742 00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:40.400 likes to spit on people for some reason. 743 00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:41.519 Yeah. 744 00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:46.440 Yeah, he tells Max that his mom is a pig 745 00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:47.840 and his father's a dog. 746 00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:49.760 Did he say anything about my sister? 747 00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:54.159 No, Well then I guess we're fine. 748 00:42:54.440 --> 00:42:57.920 I think that was improv Yeah. Leo tries to like 749 00:42:58.920 --> 00:43:01.679 cool the situation down. He's like, oh, he's a fringo, 750 00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:03.559 you know, yeah. 751 00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:05.320 Because he speaks Spanish and. 752 00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:07.800 He tries to de escalate. 753 00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:10.639 He's the one who Yeah, he's de escalating the thing. 754 00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:13.840 The guy spits on him. So he decides, no, monoc 755 00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:15.719 your ass out. I'm gonna be the tough guy in 756 00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:18.079 this minute, because everybody tells me

that I'm not. 757 00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:20.960 But then he hits me. It's like he's punched a wall. 758 00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:25.000 Yeah. I love when he When he does it and 759 00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:27.960 he realizes he's in trouble, the guy grabs and he goes, 760 00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:30.079 oh no. 761 00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:34.519 The way he says, oh no, oh no, this is great, 762 00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:39.760 and this actor is Miguel Angel Fuentes nineteen fifty three 763 00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:40.800 to twenty twenty three. 764 00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:44.400 H yes. 765 00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:47.840 Max decides finally he'll step in and help Leo, who's 766 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.000 getting his He's butt handed to him quite frankly. 767 00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:54.639 And people are trying to write, Patricia, of course. 768 00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:58.199 Why wouldn't you It's an eighties film rated PG yep. 769 00:43:58.280 --> 00:44:00.400 And then he says to hold this. Max. His hold 770 00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:05.760 is and he puts his gum in Leo's hands. It's disgusting, 771 00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.519 like what is wrong with you? Now? Max bites off 772 00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:14.559 the rapists. He spin kicks, jump kicks, running kicks everyone. 773 00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:18.039 Leo and Patricia bond over what weak cunts they are? 774 00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:23.400 Oh no, so far these three need to be deported. 775 00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:26.239 They do Actually, where the fuck is border patrol? 776 00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:28.880 What do they do? They just come into every town 777 00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:33.519 and start chaos. But you know what, it's another country, 778 00:44:33.719 --> 00:44:38.039 so it doesn't they're not We're Americans. 779 00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:39.760 Ye, there's just do. 780 00:44:39.800 --> 00:44:41.920 Whatever we want. 781 00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:44.559 Yeah, their bodies all over before the band keeps playing 782 00:44:44.599 --> 00:44:45.559 and these three just leave. 783 00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:51.719 Like then our Ivory dealer meets up with El Coyote, 784 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:56.519 who is what is the actual name of the Red Cyclops, 785 00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:59.280 So I'm gonna call him El Coyote. 786 00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:00.800 And I love his kill move. 787 00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:05.920 Yes, it's so great. He grabbed the jaw and pushes 788 00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:11.239 you against like he just and yeah, he face pushes so. 789 00:45:11.199 --> 00:45:14.400 You can't breathe at all, and you're getting your face 790 00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:16.639 smashed and you can't breathe. 791 00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:20.800 That's his Mortal Kombat finish. Yes, and he always just 792 00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:23.920 looks I'm gonna face palm you to death. 793 00:45:24.280 --> 00:45:26.320 It's so upsetting and wonderful. 794 00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:30.440 Then we cut to our gang dressed as members of 795 00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:31.199 the clergy. 796 00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:36.599 Why I have this is so weird? Too present and none. 797 00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:39.719 And they tell her as they're walking, they're obviously about 798 00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:42.159 to get on the train, and they look at Patrician 799 00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:44.760 and they tell her, just look Virginal. 800 00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:48.400 I mentioned virginal lot here. Like it's like the joke's 801 00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:50.840 getting in. Don't worry, we got it, we got it, 802 00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:55.000 going to get it. Then they keep throwing it out there, 803 00:45:55.519 --> 00:45:57.800 so the train is prouded. What did I say other 804 00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:00.079 than I hope there's a dining car. 805 00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:05.280 And again, I'm sure that they showed up to do 806 00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:09.840 vocal stuff, to do dubbing or whatever you call it. 807 00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:14.639 My brain's not there today ADR EIGHTR work, so they 808 00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:16.480 get there to do ADR work and like they just 809 00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:19.000 have two pages worth of like, I hope they have 810 00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.360 a dining car. I hope they have a restaurant. I 811 00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:22.280 hope they have a bar. 812 00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:24.880 The only thing I understand is like every time they're 813 00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:28.840 about to get to eat, they punch somebody right, and 814 00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:29.760 then they have to leave. 815 00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:32.559 I have not eaten anything. 816 00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:35.000 Would you stop? I can causing trouble. 817 00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:38.960 No punching people enough with these karate kicks. 818 00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:43.440 So she's taking these photos of him doing weird things 819 00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:44.440 as a priest. 820 00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:48.119 And they do that. He does his best flirty flirts 821 00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:48.519 with her. 822 00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:50.960 Yeah, the cigar eye contact. 823 00:46:50.679 --> 00:46:54.400 Which is just odd. He is not a smooth chalker 824 00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:55.159 at all. 825 00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:57.440 No, and there's another point where I'm going to tell 826 00:46:57.480 --> 00:46:59.440 you where it was really uncomfortable for me when they did, 827 00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:03.400 like a weird flirt would get there. So they all 828 00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:06.239 of a sudden, there's the there's the other virgin joke. 829 00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:09.519 He looks at her, aren't you aren't none supposed to 830 00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:10.360 be virgins. 831 00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:14.440 She's like, like, how do you know anything about her? 832 00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:18.920 Yeah, like you're calling her a whore. And the only 833 00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:20.880 thing that's happened in front of you around that is 834 00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:22.960

someone tried to rape her and you saved her. 835 00:47:23.639 --> 00:47:25.960 Well that that was a very common thing in the eighties. 836 00:47:26.239 --> 00:47:29.639 Wait have you been have you? Somebody attempted to rape you? 837 00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:30.880 You must be a whore. 838 00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.280 A horror. But then after after telling her, oh you're 839 00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:38.280 a whore. Yeah, yeah, no virgin, then he says, seriously, 840 00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:42.840 you do look good. Yeah, It's like, what is happening? 841 00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:45.519 You're not nailing it? Like you think you're nailing it, buddy. 842 00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:49.880 So the soldiers like they hop on and they're getting 843 00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:52.840 scared because they don't have tickets. Yeah, they didn't get 844 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:56.840 tickets and they they the soldiers go to the next 845 00:47:56.920 --> 00:48:00.679 cabin over. They pull out this guy yelling about show 846 00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:02.000 us your tickets, show us your. 847 00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:08.320 Paper, shush your papers. Yeah, they're streaming and panic. Everybody's freaking. 848 00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:10.679 He's not doing it, and so they take him out 849 00:48:10.719 --> 00:48:11.719 and shoot him. 850 00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:16.360 Yeah, that's probably routine questioning. Bang bang, And then they 851 00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:19.719 got called out of the cabin. They're very nervous. Oh god, 852 00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:21.760 what's gonna go on? But it's because they want them 853 00:48:21.800 --> 00:48:24.440 to give this man that they shot his last rights. 854 00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:29.280 Yes, so there's one of my favorite. 855 00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:34.000 It's so good because they're just like, what do we do? 856 00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:36.159 We don't know how to do this. Just say something 857 00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:40.440 in Latin. I don't know how to speak Latin. Neither 858 00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:40.880 do they. 859 00:48:41.559 --> 00:48:43.760 Yeah, so just go for it. But you can definitely 860 00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:45.599 say he's like saying freaking idiot. 861 00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:49.800 Well yeah, because he's speaking pig Latin. Yes, let's do 862 00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:51.800 pig Latin. They don't know. 863 00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:54.679 Yeah, it's so dumb. 864 00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:59.360 And so they do that, and then all of a sudden, 865 00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:04.079 and finds the paper, finds the papers, and it's like, ooh, whoops, 866 00:49:04.119 --> 00:49:06.639 thee I guess we jumped the gun on shooting a 867 00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:09.000 guy for not having a ticket for the train. 868 00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:12.159 So then they find out that it's just a superficial women. 869 00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:14.199 He's gonna make it, but she thinks it's because of 870 00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:17.880 whatever the priests did over him, like they miraculously saved 871 00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:18.280 to him. 872 00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:22.880 Yeah, so this is like bless me too, Yeah, bless 873 00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:23.480 me Papa. 874 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:28.840 So check Norris like repeats the stuff off of the 875 00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:29.440 dollar bill. 876 00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:33.079 Yeah, he plaurbus union. 877 00:49:33.880 --> 00:49:38.239 Yeah, it says out of many one for those who 878 00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:41.239 don't know. Yes, So the model of the United States 879 00:49:41.280 --> 00:49:43.639 appears on the Great Seal US currency and official documents. 880 00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:47.119 And then what does he say to him? Piece of cake? 881 00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:52.440 That didn't That's not what I would call a piece 882 00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:52.920 of cake. 883 00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:55.639 And then so they get off and they travel through 884 00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:56.800 a burning city. 885 00:49:57.239 --> 00:49:59.960 And what I think is terrible here is this is 886 00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:02.559 what like the dog gave you anxiety, it gave me anxiety. 887 00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:04.719 They're smoking. He just throws it in a cornfield. 888 00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:09.679 What that thing wasn't lit. He was just chewing on it. 889 00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:12.880 There was never smoke coming out of the cigars he 890 00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:16.880 was smoking. He was just chewing on him. Yeah, he 891 00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:21.079 has an oral fetish. Yeah, Max, not Chuck Norris, don't 892 00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:22.559 come after me. I know you're ninety. 893 00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:24.960 Yeah, so now that I hope they have a good restaurant. 894 00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:29.599 Yeah, did you send me gonna tell her? Should we 895 00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:31.440 want to tell her? And they get there and it's 896 00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:39.159 just destroyed, and again military is there these militia gorilla warriors. 897 00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:43.280 Of some type they like so much for gutierres. Yeah, 898 00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:46.639 so they're running for their lives, right mm hmm. 899 00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:51.039 Yep. This is this little like field that they're running through. 900 00:50:51.480 --> 00:50:53.039 And the first thing I was like, is just take 901 00:50:53.039 --> 00:50:55.719 off of fucking robes. Do you don't know how much 902 00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:57.719 faster you would be if you lost the robes? 903 00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:03.400 So they all get set up berated. Yeah, uh, Max 904 00:51:03.639 --> 00:51:07.880 or Leo's at gunpoint. Max just starts karate kicking people's faces, 905 00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:11.519 and uh, Patricia's hiding. 906 00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:12.880 And then they'd finally get changed. 907 00:51:12.960 --> 00:51:18.679 Yeah, Patricia's Ricia's hiding and she thinks she hears yeah, 908 00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:19.480 this part. 909 00:51:19.639 -->

00:51:21.400 She thinks she hears the guy. So she's out like 910 00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:23.039 hey Max Leo, and then she sees it. 911 00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:26.519 She's a drunk guy who's like yeah, just. 912 00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:28.679 A crazy drunk guy who's obviously looking at her like 913 00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:30.679 she's a snack. And then what does she do? Starts 914 00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:32.559 ripping her robe off at this time. 915 00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:35.320 Yeah, this is the time you want to just start 916 00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:36.400 getting naked. 917 00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:37.800 Like I'm a hot blonde. 918 00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:43.199 As smells her and she passes off. Yeah, and like 919 00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:44.639 every man would do. 920 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:48.960 He's gonna rape her. He's taking his pants off. 921 00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:51.079 But it was a ploy. 922 00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:52.039 She was just. 923 00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:55.400 I got it. 924 00:51:55.760 --> 00:51:57.039 I knew you were going to rape me. 925 00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:04.159 You had this smell you the smell of a rapist. 926 00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:08.519 Yeah. So then the three best friends they get linked 927 00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.480 back up again and they're running again. 928 00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:13.599 Run away, and they get a wing chased you get away. 929 00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:15.920 So now we're in the jungle at night. 930 00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:18.840 And and Tricia's eating a bunch of green bananas. 931 00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:22.039 Tell me, Leo, if you have lots of money, what 932 00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:22.639 would you do? 933 00:52:23.079 --> 00:52:26.920 The classic classic? What would you do when you get 934 00:52:26.920 --> 00:52:27.639 the money? 935 00:52:27.920 --> 00:52:29.719 He wants to sail around the world. 936 00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:34.480 Sail around the road and get some lady lady women. 937 00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:38.239 And it could have been more awkward, like it was 938 00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:41.480 like people who have never been laid in their life 939 00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:48.039 saying this women, which like like g mentions Leo is hot, 940 00:52:48.280 --> 00:52:52.079 like he's like a hot guy, and you know whatever, 941 00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:54.800 everybody's always talking about how charming Chuck Norris is. Everybody 942 00:52:54.840 --> 00:52:57.119 loves him. It's like, why do you two acry two 943 00:52:57.199 --> 00:52:58.000 freaking idiots. 944 00:52:58.119 --> 00:53:03.360 Person with the best charismas def ly Leo Lewis Gotha junior. However, 945 00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:08.679 she did mention it was like, this is the point 946 00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:13.360 we finally realize. Okay, so Leo isn't in love with Max. 947 00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:16.280 We thought for a bowman. You're like, wait a minute, 948 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:19.800 is there a little something more going on with this? Yeah, 949

00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:24.079 there's not. They're just just partners. 950 00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:29.639 So there's chanting happening in the just partners. I mentioned 951 00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:33.480 partners a lot. Yeah, chanting happening in the distance, yes. 952 00:53:34.159 --> 00:53:37.559 And Patricia's getting really weird with the knife, yeah, and 953 00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:38.760 coyote's watching her. 954 00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:43.920 She just gets kind of in a trance and stands 955 00:53:43.960 --> 00:53:44.440 up and starts. 956 00:53:44.519 --> 00:53:47.119 But her trance is very similar to her other acting. 957 00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:50.320 For the rest of her acting, it's kind of all 958 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:50.679 the same. 959 00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:55.480 Yeah. And then of course Max y'all like he would 960 00:53:55.639 --> 00:54:01.440 just a child that's irritating him, don't wander wrong off? Yeah, 961 00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:06.039 God get a Lesia on her, and she like walks 962 00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:10.760 away holding tall eagles bag. I've got tall legals bag. 963 00:54:12.119 --> 00:54:15.400 I'm holding a bag tight. This is my protection bag, 964 00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:20.199 spilled with dust and bones whatever, he said. 965 00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:25.719 Yeah, magical stuff that's gonna help me steal from his ancestress. 966 00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:32.760 These magic bones will help me steal from your morning 967 00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:34.039 wake up call. 968 00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:38.800 Max is awakened by a boot, already tied. 969 00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:43.800 Up because he sleeps through anything. Max is a real number. 970 00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:46.199 Yeah. So they're brought to a village and they're these 971 00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:48.239 man hooting and holler. They're gonna write Patricia. 972 00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:51.840 They bring her down the hill. They separate them, much 973 00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:54.480 like the Ewoks to do with Princess Lehi. 974 00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:56.679 Yeah, and you can hear the voice in the crowd 975 00:54:56.719 --> 00:54:58.719 saying machete like three times. 976 00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:03.199 But there here's a line that's very important. As they're 977 00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:06.480 they're chanting machad day. Maybe before they do it, I 978 00:55:06.559 --> 00:55:10.480 don't know, could be during it. Max looks at Leo 979 00:55:10.519 --> 00:55:15.159 and says, no matter what happens, let's just keep our heads. Oh, 980 00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:16.840 cut to you, for. 981 00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:19.320 You're gonna get your head chopped off. 982 00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:22.079 About to lose their heads fry yep. 983 00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.159 So they're practicing on the melons. 984 00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:26.679 Yes, who, Well, when you want to chop ahead, you 985 00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:27.960 gotta practice on a melon. 986 00:55:28.199 --> 00:55:30.239 Yeah, Okay, that's the

way I'm gonna do it. 987 00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:35.000 It's chopping heads, it's having sex that's what that's what 988 00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:38.760 melons are. Good practice. Yeah, it's good for practice. 989 00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:46.199 Yeah. So then we get one of my favorites. It 990 00:55:46.239 --> 00:55:49.199 was a fake out. It's actually your friend Quirky. 991 00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:53.239 Yes, played by John Ree Davies. We all know and 992 00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:54.159 love he's. 993 00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:57.079 We love him. He's so delicious. 994 00:55:57.119 --> 00:56:00.800 Man, if you don't know who he is, what the 995 00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:06.400 hell is wrong with you? Life Lots Crusade, Gimbling from 996 00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:08.360 the Lord of the Life, the Rigs. 997 00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:16.079 He was there in Ireland when I got engaged, and 998 00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:18.079 he was He was one of the guests that the 999 00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:21.199 Connle you're at and him and Caspar are old friends 1000 00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.039 and I got to go to dinner with him to 1001 00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:29.079 it was like a Hobbit bar in Ireland and we're 1002 00:56:29.119 --> 00:56:31.039 sitting there together and he goes, I have a very 1003 00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:33.360 special treat for you. A friend of mine is a 1004 00:56:33.400 --> 00:56:36.960 friend of mine is here and wants to see your ring, 1005 00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:39.639 and I go, oh, really, let's turn around and it 1006 00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:43.079 is an actor dressed is Golind in the bar that 1007 00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:45.559 goes around in the bar performing as Gallam and he 1008 00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:49.079 goes the precious, the Precious and looks at my engagement 1009 00:56:49.159 --> 00:56:52.360 ring and I was like, this can't even be real 1010 00:56:52.440 --> 00:56:56.280 right now. It was one of the most surreal moments 1011 00:56:56.320 --> 00:57:00.679 of my entire life. I'm obsessed with him. I love him. 1012 00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:05.039 He's the best, and he's so flirty. Every time we're together, 1013 00:57:05.079 --> 00:57:08.000 we're flirting and cass, We're totally okay with it. It 1014 00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:11.719 is Jean Race Davies. I love him. 1015 00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:14.880 Oh he's so good and he's great in this. He's 1016 00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.760 not in it for very long, but he knocks it 1017 00:57:17.800 --> 00:57:19.480 out of the park. That's what the thing about. Like, 1018 00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:22.840 why I think this is Chuck Norris at his finest 1019 00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:26.119 is the people around him really bring out an extra 1020 00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.559 like it causes him to raise his own game because 1021 00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:33.559 the people alongside him are quality. 1022 00:57:34.239 --> 00:57:37.440 Yes, big time. So I love now we get to 1023 00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:40.880 have a big banquet party, yes, in the rain. 1024 00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:43.760 What's an adventure film without a rain party? 1025 00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:49.559 Yeah, it's amazing. And then I love that Patricia is 1026 00:57:49.639 --> 00:57:51.320 dancing with all the men who pretended they were gonna 1027 00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:56.760 rape her earlier. Yeah, that's fine, as you do. Some 1028 00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:59.599 of you did a really good job pretending you're gonna 1029 00:57:59.639 --> 00:57:59.960 hurt me. 1030 00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:08.360 Some of you were very convincing. Carry me, I don't care, 1031 00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:10.280 grab my butt now. It's fine. 1032 00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:14.800 We're friends now. You will grab my button. 1033 00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:16.039 Now, I don't grab my butt. 1034 00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:18.079 And then Corky offers to buy her. 1035 00:58:18.760 --> 00:58:19.960 He does, how much? 1036 00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:21.800 Yeah, they have to let him know. Oh she's not 1037 00:58:21.880 --> 00:58:22.320 for sale. 1038 00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:26.800 She's very pretty. Yeah, she's very pretty. How much? Hold 1039 00:58:26.840 --> 00:58:29.400 on here, buddy, No, we were, we were serious, but 1040 00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:34.679 you know we have we have boundaries. Yeah, animals. 1041 00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.000 He's watching her dance in the rain, so Horny style, 1042 00:58:38.519 --> 00:58:40.840 like looking at her like this is his long lost love. 1043 00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:43.840 It's so good. And then we go to the little 1044 00:58:43.920 --> 00:58:47.960 hutch porch scene where it's the three guys drinking together. 1045 00:58:48.280 --> 00:58:51.679 But first we have a William tell apple throw and thing. 1046 00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:55.639 Oh yes, that's in the whole party montage type, which 1047 00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:59.440 it's fun. It's just it's fun to see him on 1048 00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:03.280 on screen. And he's got so much charisma that it's 1049 00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:05.280 a real bright spot in the film. Yeah. 1050 00:59:05.280 --> 00:59:07.559 It is, yeah, very good. 1051 00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:10.920 And so we are. I love how she pointed out 1052 00:59:11.079 --> 00:59:14.880 that each each of them has a cigar in one 1053 00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:18.159 hand and the whole bottle. 1054 00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:21.400 They each need a fifth of whatever liquor they're drinking. 1055 00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:26.719 You was a pretty good grunt, So Chuck Norris used 1056 00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:31.480 to be this guy's grunt. Yeah, and he tells him 1057 00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:33.000 how he's got the charm boy. 1058 00:59:33.159 --> 00:59:36.719 You got the charm boy, and he's gonnah, and he 1059 00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:40.320 mentions how he's like this position that I have right now, 1060 00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:43.559 it's only until I become king and Leo Leo. 1061 00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:46.440 Yeah, what's so funny?

1062 00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:47.679 Don't love don't. 1063 00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:50.159 You gotta have a dream? 1064 00:59:51.079 --> 00:59:51.480 Yeah? 1065 00:59:54.599 --> 00:59:57.239 And then I love how he proves this point of it. 1066 00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:06.239 And this is my many onsetspeculation I have because I 1067 01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:10.880 got second hand anxiety for him when it's that bottle 1068 01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:14.079 is very full and he it's a big bottle, full 1069 01:00:14.119 --> 01:00:17.000 bottle and it's like a full bottle. He has to 1070 01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:20.039 chug the whole thing. And I'm like, they reset that 1071 01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:23.920 and put too much in it, and it was too whity. 1072 01:00:23.960 --> 01:00:25.960 He was in the scene and he's like, well fuck, 1073 01:00:26.360 --> 01:00:28.159 And that was like a minute and a half he 1074 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:28.559 had it. 1075 01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:39.480 What take was this? That's the question. How many times 1076 01:00:39.480 --> 01:00:42.400 did you do this scene? How much did you have 1077 01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.159 to drink on camera? How many takes it? 1078 01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:48.119 I hate it? You know how bad you hate it 1079 01:00:48.119 --> 01:00:49.840 when you have to eat or drink in the scene. 1080 01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:51.559 You know how bad you hate it. And it's like 1081 01:00:51.679 --> 01:00:57.079 chugging a whole fifth of alcohol and it's like sweet 1082 01:00:57.119 --> 01:00:57.920 tea or something. 1083 01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:00.519 Yeah, this could be water. 1084 01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:04.400 Yeah, it's just a belly ache. Yeah, this is a 1085 01:01:04.440 --> 01:01:07.199 belly ache. But he changed the whole thing for like 1086 01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:08.000 a minute, and I have. 1087 01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:08.440 To do this. 1088 01:01:09.719 --> 01:01:12.079 And then he looks at him and says, he said, 1089 01:01:12.239 --> 01:01:14.920 but he starts off before he starts chugging. You know why. 1090 01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:21.719 Don't gope, go go go go, go, hold on, wait 1091 01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:24.320 for it, it's got two thirds to go. 1092 01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:28.559 I got the charm too, And then just walks away 1093 01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:30.639 and he's walking away because he's going to vomit. 1094 01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:39.360 I gotta go get rid of some of it. 1095 01:01:43.079 --> 01:01:46.159 So then then they have a special moment between Max 1096 01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:48.440 and Lea like I'm so glad we're friends. I'm glad 1097 01:01:48.519 --> 01:01:49.239 we're partners. 1098 01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:52.159 And you know what I was joking earlier. You can 1099 01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:56.199 come along with me on my sailboat and we'll get 1100 01:01:56.480 --> 01:02:01.639 women horn dogs horned dogs. 1101 01:02:03.639 --> 01:02:08.159 Yeah. So then we come back, it's the morning, and 1102 01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:10.320 Corky is very generous for a cold butt of killer. 1103 01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:13.119 It is and my favorite thing is they give him 1104 01:02:13.840 --> 01:02:24.360 a little Camo slug bug the command Yeah, covered in balloons. 1105 01:02:25.000 --> 01:02:27.440 Their obsessions with balloons. 1106 01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:31.559 Yeah, like like the phone stars around the headlights and stuff. 1107 01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:32.840 It's like, what is happening? 1108 01:02:32.920 --> 01:02:37.639 Who decorated this? There's a guy in the background and going, yep, 1109 01:02:38.199 --> 01:02:40.920 I didn't have a lot, but what I did with it. 1110 01:02:41.000 --> 01:02:44.039 Yeah, nailed it. So then he's like, oh wait, wait, 1111 01:02:44.079 --> 01:02:46.119 wait before you go, and they just start putting farm 1112 01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:48.599 animals in the car with the here's a pig, He's 1113 01:02:48.639 --> 01:02:53.239 four chickens, go ahead, and I love that. It's like 1114 01:02:53.320 --> 01:02:55.480 they have that moment. They're driving off and she says, 1115 01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:59.079 do you think you'll ever see him again? No? 1116 01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:02.199 No, And he's like looking off in the distance, going 1117 01:03:02.280 --> 01:03:05.000 like he's gonna get himself killed. 1118 01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:07.840 And then you see John ree Savie's watching them right 1119 01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:11.000 off like why Key knows they'll never see each other again. 1120 01:03:11.239 --> 01:03:12.440 He's like, I just heard you. 1121 01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:17.880 Yeah, the windows are down, you asshole. We're never gonna 1122 01:03:17.920 --> 01:03:19.800 hang again. I just gave you all his chickens on 1123 01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:20.159 a car. 1124 01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:24.880 Isn't a parting gift. I expect you to pay me back. 1125 01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:29.960 Yeah, I'm gonna be king and you're gonna sort. 1126 01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:32.239 Yeah, You're gonna be one of the key people to 1127 01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:35.119 get me in there. And so they start driving off 1128 01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:38.679 and Chuck Norris makes a little offhanded joke which one 1129 01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:41.239 of these are we gonna eat first? And I love 1130 01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:47.719 her reaction. Oh that's disgusting. Oh oh you're disgusting. How 1131 01:03:47.800 --> 01:03:48.199 could we? 1132 01:03:48.679 --> 01:03:51.239 Yeah, it's like you you eat animals. All you've been 1133 01:03:51.239 --> 01:03:53.079 talking about is get into a restaurant. You're not gonna 1134 01:03:53.079 --> 01:03:54.119 get chicking caesadia. 1135 01:03:54.159 --> 01:03:57.960 Bitch, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna kill it. 1136 01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:08.000 This disgusts, just like ioma green bananas. Okay. So then yeah, 1137 01:04:08.039 --> 01:04:09.519 they throw all the animals out. 1138 01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:11.800 And throw all the

animals out, and they start driving 1139 01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:15.400 through the jungle. Max telling another one of his stories. 1140 01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:17.960 It's time about pigmy Zulu cannibals. 1141 01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:21.599 Got some more racism in there. 1142 01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:25.760 You gotta do it. It wouldn't be an eighties film 1143 01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:26.320 without it. 1144 01:04:27.559 --> 01:04:30.039 So now we're at the river bank and at the 1145 01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:33.400 river bank and stupid idiot one wants to take a 1146 01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:38.079 follow her clothes off and jump like water. 1147 01:04:38.599 --> 01:04:40.119 I stink like a hoe. 1148 01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:42.880 Yeah, and then he's like, wait a second, throws rocking. 1149 01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:46.000 There are crocodiles in there, bitch, you will die immediately. 1150 01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:50.880 We'll die. I'm the smart man. Smart man throw rock. Yeah. 1151 01:04:51.039 --> 01:04:53.519 So after dinner, Leo has to go wash the dishes, 1152 01:04:53.559 --> 01:04:55.039 so they can have like a weird date. 1153 01:04:57.000 --> 01:04:59.519 You're just like me very weird date. 1154 01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:03.519 Yeah, so this is my vomit moment. Like I was saying, like, 1155 01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:06.880 there's another moment where they snuggle. It's when they nuzzle 1156 01:05:07.039 --> 01:05:09.239 heads and he's like leaning weird to her. 1157 01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:10.159 And I. 1158 01:05:11.639 --> 01:05:17.480 Just I just bench watched Love on the Spectrum and 1159 01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:21.880 this is totally a Love on the Spectrum moment. Both 1160 01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:23.920 of them, and both of these characters do seem a 1161 01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:24.800 little autistic. 1162 01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:28.480 They therearn so many times that G was like, I'm 1163 01:05:28.599 --> 01:05:30.400 questioning this, yes. 1164 01:05:32.519 --> 01:05:35.079 And it's like they started to end prov a kiss 1165 01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:38.960 and then they were afraid to him, like, oh my god, 1166 01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:41.519 we were about to just do a kiss. So are 1167 01:05:41.519 --> 01:05:42.639 we supposed to let's just. 1168 01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:46.719 Put a kiss. I don't think it's ever a good idea. No, 1169 01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:50.719 it's never a good idea. 1170 01:05:51.800 --> 01:05:57.239 No, there's no concerns needs out. Yeah, and I would 1171 01:05:57.320 --> 01:05:59.880 never do it, but as we had learned, people think 1172 01:06:00.039 --> 01:06:04.039 that I have done it, and that's embarrassing. 1173 01:06:04.679 --> 01:06:05.320 You're a liar. 1174 01:06:06.239 --> 01:06:12.239 Smooth smoo The last thing I want to do is smoochie. 1175 01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:15.000 I don't want the smoochie, Like, I really don't. Like 1176 01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:17.639 I've gotten to the point in my life where I 1177 01:06:17.679 -->

01:06:19.760 want my tongue to stay in my mouth and everybody 1178 01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:21.000 else's tongue to stay in there. 1179 01:06:21.239 --> 01:06:23.719 I keep my tongue in the back of my mouth 1180 01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:24.360 that all time. 1181 01:06:24.679 --> 01:06:33.679 Who Yeah, that French kissing is for teenagers. So now 1182 01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:37.360 this is what sucks. They hear crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, 1183 01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:40.000 and they're like, oh, Leo, and they go to checking 1184 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:43.199 him and he's gone. And in the distance they see 1185 01:06:43.239 --> 01:06:46.519 a crocodile, so they're assuming that this crocodile may they 1186 01:06:46.840 --> 01:06:50.280 ate Leo and uh, And he didn't yell. He just 1187 01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:51.360 took it like a champion. 1188 01:06:52.480 --> 01:06:55.960 Well he did a damn your video, damn. 1189 01:06:55.760 --> 01:07:00.639 You yeah, which was the best acting of whole film, 1190 01:07:00.719 --> 01:07:04.000 wasn't it, that melodramatic moment. It was so good. 1191 01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:09.000 He needed he needed lou in his corner. He needed 1192 01:07:09.039 --> 01:07:11.000 him there to get help him bring out more. But 1193 01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:13.880 he wasn't there that day. He wasn't there at filming. 1194 01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:19.639 No, this day, he was back at the hotel. So 1195 01:07:20.280 --> 01:07:24.239 it's the river bank morning, Leo's not back and they're 1196 01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:25.079 driving off. 1197 01:07:25.400 --> 01:07:28.280 He's dead. He is crock meat. 1198 01:07:28.599 --> 01:07:31.199 So what what I love here is, oh, this looks 1199 01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:33.559 like a good place to cross there. They're driving along 1200 01:07:34.199 --> 01:07:37.039 along a place to get over, and he goes, oh, 1201 01:07:37.039 --> 01:07:39.719 this is good. How do you know it's my job 1202 01:07:39.800 --> 01:07:42.440 to know? Drive straight under the water, and the car 1203 01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:47.519 starts thinking he's still in What is your fucking problem? 1204 01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:51.679 I love main characters. I love it. 1205 01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:54.599 Great job you got that charm boy. 1206 01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:58.280 She starts swimming and she's like invigorated. She's like, oh 1207 01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:02.519 this is oh yeah, she's happy beat. Her mood has changed. 1208 01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:07.360 Uh Leo hasn't been dead for twelve hours and. 1209 01:08:07.440 --> 01:08:09.039 She's like, god, I feel good. 1210 01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:11.400 Yeah, what are you doing? 1211 01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:13.480 All of your attention is on me now? 1212 01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:16.800 Yeah? Oki, every time. 1213 01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:18.840 You too talking about the past. 1214 01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:22.039 He's like like a little frog on a lily pad 1215 01:08:22.119 --> 01:08:24.000 on the the little slug bug, Like you don't want 1216 01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:25.520 to get off your slug bug. 1217 01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:30.000 And then he doggy paddles all. They can't swim either, 1218 01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:35.119 You can't shoot, you can't drive. You fuck everything up 1219 01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:38.399 except kicking people in the face. 1220 01:08:38.640 --> 01:08:40.920 You're good at kicking people in the face. Jump. 1221 01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:42.039 Keep you around for that. 1222 01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:51.479 Your ship You ain't ship one box yep. And then 1223 01:08:52.119 --> 01:08:55.119 she's like nothing like a brisk walk. Yeah, she's just 1224 01:08:55.199 --> 01:08:58.279 loving her swim and loving her walk, having this. 1225 01:08:58.239 --> 01:08:59.960 Is a fun, fun part of the journey. 1226 01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:03.399 Runs into her temple. Oh, my dreams are coming true. 1227 01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:06.359 Yeah, I know Leo's dead, but he didn't care. 1228 01:09:07.199 --> 01:09:07.920 This isn't not me. 1229 01:09:08.439 --> 01:09:10.399 Yeah, this is mean Leo. 1230 01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:10.920 Who. 1231 01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:14.319 So she's so excited she runs out the steps. 1232 01:09:14.359 --> 01:09:17.119 Like in Rocky, they're just trying to figure out how 1233 01:09:17.199 --> 01:09:18.279 to make their Yeah. 1234 01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:23.039 There's another just dipping, dicking around in the temple, touching everything, pushing. 1235 01:09:22.720 --> 01:09:25.880 Into some sort of trap booby trap off. 1236 01:09:26.159 --> 01:09:28.199 And this set looks a lot like Indiana Jones. 1237 01:09:28.399 --> 01:09:30.199 Uh huh, just a bunch of rocks. 1238 01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:32.239 Dan, There's got to be an entrance or a moving 1239 01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:34.239 wall or a trap door or something going on. 1240 01:09:34.199 --> 01:09:39.399 About an open door? What would an open door right here? 1241 01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:42.439 Right here? You mean, just just let's go walk through here? 1242 01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:45.800 What the hell is going on? This was sealed tight? 1243 01:09:46.039 --> 01:09:47.960 And then they walk in this thing in this big 1244 01:09:48.079 --> 01:09:51.720 stone statue just starts moving on its. 1245 01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:53.720 Own, and I love that. It just shoots at it 1246 01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:54.399 and it's huge. 1247 01:09:55.039 --> 01:09:56.079 It's huge. 1248 01:09:56.279 --> 01:10:01.359 Yeah, what are you doing? Do you realize what ricochet 1249 01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:03.680 bullets can do? What are you doing? 1250 01:10:03.960 --> 01:10:07.520 Also, it's massive, it's a massive statue, and he misses it. 1251 01:10:07.720 --> 01:10:10.880 He shoots like three times and he misses it, and 1252 01:10:10.920 --> 01:10:13.720 she's like, you're not very good with that thing, are you? 1253 01:10:13.720 --> 01:10:15.520 You know? Made good? Are you? He's like, give me 1254

01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:17.760 the knife. I could throw a knife very well. 1255 01:10:18.279 --> 01:10:23.720 Yeah, she's just he's just wasting bullets run in his mouth. Okay. 1256 01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:25.520 So then they're arguing and then she sits down on 1257 01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:26.840 the throne in this right and it. 1258 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:30.880 Just turns around and there's oh passageway. 1259 01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:32.479 And we find Leo Leo. 1260 01:10:32.880 --> 01:10:37.319 This I love so much because it reminds me of 1261 01:10:37.359 --> 01:10:41.600 my four year old. They turn to each other, grab 1262 01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:43.840 hands and do a little hop. 1263 01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:50.720 Leo, like you're four and a half and you're hanging 1264 01:10:50.760 --> 01:10:51.479 over a pit. 1265 01:10:52.239 --> 01:10:54.239 Yeah, of boiling water. 1266 01:10:54.479 --> 01:10:57.399 Take your take your time, so furic acid? 1267 01:10:58.079 --> 01:11:00.000 What is that? Yeah? 1268 01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:04.920 We thought you were Dad, We are. And he tells it. 1269 01:11:05.039 --> 01:11:06.840 Max go back, like, don't do this. 1270 01:11:07.079 --> 01:11:09.600 Max doesn't door shuts behind them. 1271 01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:12.239 You're so stupid. You never listen to anything I say. 1272 01:11:13.520 --> 01:11:16.800 And then it's red cyclops or just a native nan. 1273 01:11:16.880 --> 01:11:19.520 Ol coyote L coyote. 1274 01:11:19.920 --> 01:11:23.960 Yeah, L kyote, and he tells him throw your weapons 1275 01:11:23.960 --> 01:11:27.560 in the water. You have something of mine, un as 1276 01:11:27.560 --> 01:11:30.119 you see, I have something. 1277 01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:38.600 Good. Great moment, I mean between us, and he throws 1278 01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:43.640 the knife. He's like right above his heart. Yea, because 1279 01:11:43.720 --> 01:11:46.479 L coyote means names. 1280 01:11:46.920 --> 01:11:47.119 Yep. 1281 01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:49.119 It's all about the reflex. 1282 01:11:49.439 --> 01:11:52.720 And you held the power of my ancestors in your hands, 1283 01:11:53.560 --> 01:11:55.359 and all you could see was the treasure. 1284 01:11:56.520 --> 01:11:59.000 The girl can leave. I just left him. He's like, 1285 01:11:59.319 --> 01:12:01.079 get her out of here, and then we go. 1286 01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:03.119 Weird, bye hug, weird, bye hug. 1287 01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:05.720 I don't want to go, just go okay. 1288 01:12:05.880 --> 01:12:10.399 Okay, He like, is gonna go and sacrifice the woman. 1289 01:12:10.479 --> 01:12:12.720 Now he's like, I just wanted to trap you in here, 1290 01:12:14.239 --> 01:12:16.720 sacrifice her, and you can be in here with your friend. 1291 01:12:17.239 --> 01:12:17.720 It's fine. 1292 01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:20.800 Door because the door slams behind and he's like, trick, ja, 1293 01:12:21.359 --> 01:12:23.640 I just wanted to separate you so I could kill her. 1294 01:12:25.520

--> 01:12:27.880 So he leaves them to go and kill her, and 1295 01:12:27.920 --> 01:12:32.600 then Check Morris runs and jumps onto Leo. Yes, this 1296 01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:36.520 alone should have made both of them fall the way 1297 01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:37.399 of that man. 1298 01:12:38.479 --> 01:12:40.079 You think he would have pulled his hands off? 1299 01:12:40.399 --> 01:12:44.600 Yeah, how did you do that without slipping at all? 1300 01:12:45.600 --> 01:12:48.000 Hey man, I believe in it. I believe it. That 1301 01:12:48.039 --> 01:12:50.319 was a that was a real stunt that they really did. 1302 01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:53.319 I feel like he had to have been harnessed to 1303 01:12:53.399 --> 01:12:55.279 take the weight of a man. 1304 01:12:55.239 --> 01:12:57.479 In the eighties. In the eighties. 1305 01:12:58.319 --> 01:13:01.960 Yeah, it's just felt very stupid because now both of 1306 01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:07.359 you are on this rope. But they start doing the 1307 01:13:05.279 --> 01:13:06.000 whole thing. 1308 01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:09.600 Eventually it slips and they get out. 1309 01:13:10.439 --> 01:13:12.600 Tension is building because you see the rope is starting 1310 01:13:12.600 --> 01:13:19.039 to fray, and they make it just in time, just 1311 01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:19.960 in time. 1312 01:13:20.159 --> 01:13:23.760 They come crashing down, climb up, and they're like, oh, 1313 01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:26.199 how do we get out of here now? Yeah? 1314 01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:34.239 So meanwhile Patricia's getting chiropractic work done here where I like, 1315 01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:36.119 he tells her, like where this, and then he gets 1316 01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:39.039 her in like this virgin outfit. 1317 01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:43.159 Yeah, it's all white thing. Yeah like this. You can't 1318 01:13:43.199 --> 01:13:45.399 sacrifice someone without a virgin outfit. 1319 01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:47.239 They need a white something on. 1320 01:13:51.039 --> 01:13:53.079 Yeah, got to make that blood pop. 1321 01:13:53.720 --> 01:13:57.119 Yeah. So now the dudes start climbing the wall with their. 1322 01:13:56.960 --> 01:14:00.479 Fingertips straight up. Mission impossible to right here. 1323 01:14:00.399 --> 01:14:03.159 Just turn into spiders. 1324 01:14:03.560 --> 01:14:06.800 Yeah, and their feet are just dangling like it was 1325 01:14:07.000 --> 01:14:10.760 total mission buzzible too. Yeah, that's where he stole it. 1326 01:14:12.000 --> 01:14:16.800 So now he's gonna he's gonna stab her in the 1327 01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:17.239 other round. 1328 01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:19.840 He's gonna do the classic downward stab. 1329 01:14:20.279 --> 01:14:24.079 Yeah, and then Max shoots at him just in time. 1330 01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:28.960 Just in time. The first time I hit him, everyone 1331 01:14:29.039 --> 01:14:31.239 is shocked. I don't believe direct. 1332 01:14:33.840 --> 01:14:35.720 Yeah, perfect circle. 1333 01:14:37.319 -->

01:14:40.199 Makeup work. Could have used a little bit more of 1334 01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:44.720 a touch, just a little bit more of a little 1335 01:14:44.800 --> 01:14:46.199 fine touch on that one. 1336 01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:46.760 Yeah. 1337 01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:47.800 Yeah. 1338 01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:50.640 They slapped Patricia out of her trance and then she 1339 01:14:50.720 --> 01:14:55.479 slaps him back. Fuck you actually for. 1340 01:14:58.239 --> 01:14:58.479 Yeah. 1341 01:14:58.560 --> 01:14:59.960 So Max is like, now we find the. 1342 01:15:00.399 --> 01:15:02.920 Yeah, now what now we find the gold. It's behind 1343 01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:03.399 the sun. 1344 01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:06.520 Why I've got it. 1345 01:15:07.560 --> 01:15:13.119 Patricia finds everything. She did not need anybody for this adventure. 1346 01:15:13.600 --> 01:15:16.279 She puts the knife into the altar and that's the key. 1347 01:15:16.640 --> 01:15:20.000 That's the key that leads downstairs. 1348 01:15:20.399 --> 01:15:22.760 And Leo as they're going is like, you were really 1349 01:15:22.760 --> 01:15:23.479 worried about me. 1350 01:15:23.720 --> 01:15:28.399 It's not really they were. They could not have been 1351 01:15:28.439 --> 01:15:30.640 in higher spirits on their yah. 1352 01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:32.680 I mean we went for a swim and we were 1353 01:15:32.720 --> 01:15:35.479 skipping through the woods together and you. 1354 01:15:35.439 --> 01:15:39.560 Know, finally had some alone time. Yeah. 1355 01:15:39.640 --> 01:15:42.560 So now the three thieves find the treasure room. 1356 01:15:42.680 --> 01:15:52.359 Yes, of course, it's a huge spread of treasure, just 1357 01:15:52.640 --> 01:15:55.760 crazy amounts of treasure, lots of giant. 1358 01:15:55.479 --> 01:16:01.000 Cups, tiaras, crowd Yes, Leo, it's on the Tiana. 1359 01:16:02.399 --> 01:16:07.520 She starts Patricia starts crying it wasn't crazy, was. 1360 01:16:07.479 --> 01:16:14.159 I no girl? Yeah? And he hit Max, consoles her 1361 01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:15.359 and pets. 1362 01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:20.479 Her well, fruit cake, we did good, yep. 1363 01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:22.720 And then they're hauling out the sacks. 1364 01:16:22.359 --> 01:16:26.640 Of the five big sacks of treasure, which there's no way, 1365 01:16:27.279 --> 01:16:33.319 not even no way they got that treasure in fun sacks. 1366 01:16:32.600 --> 01:16:36.239 There's way way. They just had to take their favorite pieces. 1367 01:16:36.760 --> 01:16:38.800 And then Leah's like, where'd you park the car. 1368 01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:42.800 The river in a van? 1369 01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:51.239 So now I love Chris Warley. Sweaty coyote flies up 1370 01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:55.920 literally literally he got shot through clean like that was 1371 01:16:55.960 --> 01:16:58.479 a death shot. That's a kill shot he had. And 1372 01:16:58.520 --> 01:17:00.600 now he's flying through and like on attack. 1373 01:17:00.680 -->

01:17:03.239 Motive is back and he's stronger than ever and he 1374 01:17:03.399 --> 01:17:09.079 is determined, determined to use his finish shirt. He's got 1375 01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:12.760 Leo and his finished shirt. Max chicks him off Max 1376 01:17:13.239 --> 01:17:13.840 finish shirt. 1377 01:17:15.159 --> 01:17:15.800 Yeah. 1378 01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:22.680 But then who saves the day? Patricia once again stabs him, well, 1379 01:17:22.720 --> 01:17:27.119 she stabs him in the back. He's not dead, yeah, 1380 01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:30.479 they gotta triple fight him. Yeah. 1381 01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:32.720 So then they finally beat him up and kill him, 1382 01:17:32.800 --> 01:17:34.840 and then she goes over to the altar thing and. 1383 01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:36.560 Yeah, they lay him on the altar. 1384 01:17:37.159 --> 01:17:42.079 Thank you, tell Igle, and she puts the bag on 1385 01:17:42.279 --> 01:17:46.000 him and then she dumps it all over in the 1386 01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:49.279 ashes and stuff. Good night coyote, and they walk away 1387 01:17:49.319 --> 01:17:51.319 and he just set it, just sets it on fire. 1388 01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:54.439 But the thing that I love about it as it like, 1389 01:17:54.600 --> 01:17:58.720 right when it blows up in flames, it's like the 1390 01:17:58.800 --> 01:18:04.560 sound is a Star Wars blaster. It's it's the exact 1391 01:18:04.760 --> 01:18:07.399 sound of the Star Wars blaster and it lights up 1392 01:18:07.439 --> 01:18:10.239 like was there a stormtrooper that shot it and let 1393 01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:13.439 it light up in flames? What happened there? Yeah? 1394 01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:17.640 Really fucking weird. There are a lot of you there's 1395 01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:22.239 a lot of weird sound effects in here that you're like, okay, choice. 1396 01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:28.119 Was that hat cut too much? Later on a beach, 1397 01:18:29.520 --> 01:18:30.279 was the pope there? 1398 01:18:30.840 --> 01:18:35.920 The first shot is of the sailboat, so we think, oh, no, Leo, 1399 01:18:36.720 --> 01:18:40.279 the three best friends at the tiki bar, and of 1400 01:18:40.279 --> 01:18:42.439 course Patricia's taking pics. 1401 01:18:42.079 --> 01:18:45.880 And we have to get one more one more dose 1402 01:18:46.039 --> 01:18:47.199 of racism in here. 1403 01:18:47.680 --> 01:18:50.600 Of course, last time we were in Fiji, we almost 1404 01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:52.560 got strung up by a witch doctor. 1405 01:18:52.920 --> 01:18:55.359 And then I love this little to the future the 1406 01:18:55.399 --> 01:18:58.079 future and I love this little tracking shot with the bartender. 1407 01:18:58.159 --> 01:19:02.359 Bartender waiter. Another doesn't make eye contact with the waiter, 1408 01:19:02.359 --> 01:19:05.000 which feels like Chuck Norris has never made eye contact 1409 01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:06.039 with the waiter in his life. 1410 01:19:06.279 --> 01:19:10.159 No, it was very distort get another and I was 1411 01:19:10.239 --> 01:19:11.960 yelling things that you peasant. 1412 01:19:12.840 --> 01:19:15.119 And then we do a little tracking shot with this guy, 1413 01:19:15.479 --> 01:19:18.199 and then we kind of zoom in way off in 1414 01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:22.520 the distance. There's the bar and the bartender's doing this 1415 01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:26.479 little thing and he turns around and who is it 1416 01:19:26.560 --> 01:19:29.880 but none other than the General. From the beginning, we 1417 01:19:29.960 --> 01:19:33.479 have no story about this general. And what does he say? 1418 01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:44.880 Jenny, So, gentlemmen, we meet again. So Genevieve's MVP is 1419 01:19:44.920 --> 01:19:47.680 the Indigenous people of the world for putting up with 1420 01:19:47.800 --> 01:19:50.960 this shit, namely Will Sampson or the DP. 1421 01:19:52.359 --> 01:19:56.760 The cinematography was great. There's a lot of really good cinematography. 1422 01:19:56.760 --> 01:19:58.239 If we're not going to give the MVP to the 1423 01:19:58.239 --> 01:19:59.800 Indigenous people, to the DP. 1424 01:20:02.359 --> 01:20:04.319 I don't think it's a big surprise where I put 1425 01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:09.479 my movie MVP. And my obsession with Lewis Gossip Junior 1426 01:20:10.199 --> 01:20:13.479 not even a question. I just I love him. I 1427 01:20:13.560 --> 01:20:14.520 think he's fantastic. 1428 01:20:15.319 --> 01:20:19.640 Yeah, he's great. I mean the movie MVP. For me, 1429 01:20:20.159 --> 01:20:26.119 it's honestly the stunt team again. Okay, and I know 1430 01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:28.039 that Chuck Norris said a lot of his own stunts 1431 01:20:28.319 --> 01:20:32.640 because for me, I just love how insane the kicks are. 1432 01:20:34.039 --> 01:20:38.159 It really excited me. It made me very happy. A 1433 01:20:38.199 --> 01:20:43.119 close second, though, is the locations at Locations. Yeah, because 1434 01:20:43.119 --> 01:20:45.479 they like have the same bar for every bar scene 1435 01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:47.079 and just decorated it differently. 1436 01:20:47.960 --> 01:20:57.680 Excellent. So that'll take us too, free may free boots, reimagine, 1437 01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:03.600 remastered or pre quote. 1438 01:21:05.840 --> 01:21:08.359 So it's like we're setting up a part too where 1439 01:21:08.439 --> 01:21:10.079 maybe this will get explained. 1440 01:21:10.520 --> 01:21:14.800 You give us some backstory on the General. Yeah, I 1441 01:21:15.000 --> 01:21:16.880 hundred present won this sequel. It would have had to 1442 01:21:16.920 --> 01:21:20.359 have been two to five years after the film, somewhere 1443 01:21:20.399 --> 01:21:24.079 in between. There. You need both Chuck Norris and Lewis 1444 01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:27.039 Cassa Jr. You need both of them. You can take 1445 01:21:27.119 --> 01:21:31.279 or leave melody. Yeah, that's just but those are it's 1446 01:21:31.319 --> 01:21:32.560 the duo, it's not

the trio. 1447 01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:35.319 Yeah. 1448 01:21:35.359 --> 01:21:37.680 But I would love an adventure and like you just said, 1449 01:21:37.800 --> 01:21:41.960 I wouldn't mind more information on this general. Yeah, let's 1450 01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:43.880 have a journey with the General. Let's do that. Let's 1451 01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:44.199 do it. 1452 01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:47.039 He's an interesting guy, they're like, but he can literally 1453 01:21:47.079 --> 01:21:50.680 only say that one sentence in English. That's why we 1454 01:21:50.720 --> 01:21:54.920 couldn't say anything else. That's all he knows. Dub him. 1455 01:21:54.960 --> 01:21:55.720 I don't care. 1456 01:21:55.800 --> 01:21:56.439 I don't care. 1457 01:21:56.840 --> 01:21:57.520 I need more. 1458 01:21:57.680 --> 01:22:01.880 I need more information. Why is this guy always after them? 1459 01:22:02.399 --> 01:22:05.039 There's there's something going on, and I want to know 1460 01:22:05.079 --> 01:22:05.600 what it is. 1461 01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:10.520 He wants that charm, oh man, charm. 1462 01:22:11.239 --> 01:22:14.439 So I believe we do have a special guest coming up, 1463 01:22:14.439 --> 01:22:14.720 don't we. 1464 01:22:14.760 --> 01:22:30.239 Oh yeah, And for this week's nostalgia is a week 1465 01:22:30.239 --> 01:22:32.520 we have animation enthusiasts Bobby Shucks. 1466 01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:36.039 Ah, hey, yeah, thanks for having me on a nostalgia 1467 01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:39.760 this week. It's it's just so great that you guys 1468 01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:41.279 are let me do this. 1469 01:22:41.399 --> 01:22:43.560 It's so great. Oh man. 1470 01:22:43.640 --> 01:22:46.399 Any day I get to talk about cartoons from the eighties, 1471 01:22:47.640 --> 01:22:52.159 it's a good day. But you know, I want to 1472 01:22:52.159 --> 01:22:58.399 talk about my nostalgia for a very specific group of cartoons. Okay, 1473 01:22:59.039 --> 01:23:02.119 cartoons about real action heroes. 1474 01:23:02.159 --> 01:23:05.439 I mean, where do they go? Where they go? I 1475 01:23:05.479 --> 01:23:05.840 don't know. 1476 01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:08.359 You guys know what I'm talking about. You guys are 1477 01:23:08.399 --> 01:23:12.239 just talking about Chuck Norris. Okay, he had a cartoon 1478 01:23:13.319 --> 01:23:16.640 called Chuck Norris Karate Commandos. Okay, there was a half 1479 01:23:16.720 --> 01:23:21.840 naked sumo champ Samurai Warrior and it was way like, 1480 01:23:21.960 --> 01:23:25.479 way ahead of its time, right because there they had 1481 01:23:25.520 --> 01:23:30.039 a lady who was an expert mechanic and technology expert. 1482 01:23:30.439 --> 01:23:31.399 A lady. 1483 01:23:34.000 --> 01:23:36.880 Way ahead of its time man. And then you had 1484 01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:42.199 Mister t cartoon, a Rambo cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rocking Wrestling. 1485 01:23:42.720 --> 01:23:46.159 In the early nineties, you got pro stars with Michael 1486 01:23:46.239 --> 01:23:53.159 Jordan Jackson and Wayne Gretzky. Action also, don't forget Action icon. 1487 01:23:53.479 --> 01:23:57.840 Roseanne bar had a cartoon. Now I'm not saying I 1488 01:23:57.920 --> 01:24:00.560 miss those types of shows because of the you know, 1489 01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:05.239 bear chested men bearing their big old barrel chests, but 1490 01:24:05.920 --> 01:24:09.800 I think there's just not enough muscular, shirtless men in 1491 01:24:09.960 --> 01:24:13.279 modern cartoons. I think we can all agree on that 1492 01:24:13.920 --> 01:24:17.039 action stars were better back then, so you know, they 1493 01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:20.720 deserved every format we could offer, not like now that 1494 01:24:20.840 --> 01:24:24.600 you want to see a cartoon with Jason Statham lead 1495 01:24:24.880 --> 01:24:31.640 a team of anthropomorphic dog warriors fighting alien slug monsters. Actually, yeah, 1496 01:24:31.720 --> 01:24:35.640 I would watch that bad example. Okay, what about I 1497 01:24:35.680 --> 01:24:39.600 mean like Vin Diesel as like a Cajun alligator wrestler 1498 01:24:39.600 --> 01:24:44.640 who travels from town to town bringing polluting corporations to justice. 1499 01:24:44.920 --> 01:24:46.279 Oh dude, I'd watched that. 1500 01:24:46.479 --> 01:24:48.239 I'd shootcakes. I'd watch that too. 1501 01:24:48.439 --> 01:24:52.239 Oh okay, what about it Ryan Gossin as a gay 1502 01:24:52.359 --> 01:24:58.319 crime fighting magician with sexy, big breasted bunny rabbit ssidekick. Yeah, 1503 01:24:58.359 --> 01:25:01.359 I'd watch all those. I'd watch that one the most. 1504 01:25:03.159 --> 01:25:04.720 I guess I just don't know what the hell I'm 1505 01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:22.319 talking about. Back to you and the boosh, Wow, man, 1506 01:25:23.119 --> 01:25:23.840 I thank you. 1507 01:25:24.479 --> 01:25:27.600 It's always fun to make people watch movies that you love, 1508 01:25:27.640 --> 01:25:30.319 and it's also very terrifying because you're like, you're gonna 1509 01:25:30.359 --> 01:25:30.600 hate this. 1510 01:25:31.239 --> 01:25:34.560 No, I freaking loved it. I love her like I've 1511 01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:37.199 always like I've had a I love Flash Gordon. Flash 1512 01:25:37.199 --> 01:25:41.159 Gordon is one of my favorites now. The Princess is 1513 01:25:41.199 --> 01:25:43.319 the one that I was the most hot for, but 1514 01:25:43.359 --> 01:25:48.159 I still love both of the women. They're amazing. So 1515 01:25:48.319 --> 01:25:50.079 I loved her. I was excited to see her. I 1516 01:25:50.119 --> 01:25:53.239 was excited to see John Ree Davies and I finally 1517 01:25:53.359 --> 01:25:58.039 understand the Chuck Norris jokes now, like honestly, like I 1518 01:25:58.119 --> 01:26:01.800 know his kicks were like my MVP. Because it was 1519 01:26:01.920 --> 01:26:04.359 really thrilling to see a human being able to do 1520 01:26:04.399 --> 01:26:05.359 the things that he can do. 1521 01:26:05.439 -->

01:26:09.199 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just it's a movie that 1522 01:26:09.239 --> 01:26:12.279 I probably watched when I was eight years old, and 1523 01:26:12.319 --> 01:26:17.319 it stayed with me hard. Yeah, Like I said, any 1524 01:26:17.359 --> 01:26:19.079 time I saw Louis Gonsid, I was like, I have 1525 01:26:19.119 --> 01:26:21.119 to watch it. I have to see this. I have 1526 01:26:21.159 --> 01:26:24.479 to watch it because it just is always stayed with me. 1527 01:26:24.520 --> 01:26:26.199 And it's one of those films that I try to 1528 01:26:26.199 --> 01:26:28.680 talk to people about. And we all have those movies 1529 01:26:29.119 --> 01:26:31.039 that you talk to I have a whole bunch, and 1530 01:26:31.079 --> 01:26:32.840 that was one where I was like, which movie do 1531 01:26:32.960 --> 01:26:35.680 we do? I have so many I want to show 1532 01:26:35.800 --> 01:26:39.119 people that mean a lot to me from a certain era. Yeah, 1533 01:26:39.239 --> 01:26:41.239 I mean we could have just watched Iron Eagle, Bit 1534 01:26:41.359 --> 01:26:42.680 More Luke Gossip, but. 1535 01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:44.640 I haven't seen that one. 1536 01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:49.680 Oh I'll have to see that one. 1537 01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:53.359 But yeah, I loved it. I thought it was great. 1538 01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:57.079 I loved a lot about it. And I do also 1539 01:26:57.319 --> 01:26:59.760 love when it's like you said, a hero who can't 1540 01:26:59.760 --> 01:26:59.920 get it. 1541 01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:03.319 I love that. I mean, my favorite, one second favorite 1542 01:27:03.319 --> 01:27:06.520 film of all time is Big Trouble in Little China 1543 01:27:06.920 --> 01:27:10.239 and Jack Burton can't get anything right. I think he's 1544 01:27:10.279 --> 01:27:15.479 the best character ever written. That's my opinion. But it's 1545 01:27:15.520 --> 01:27:21.760 just he's so inept but ed. Moving on for our goodbyes, 1546 01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:25.720 we uh we decided to do something special for this 1547 01:27:25.840 --> 01:27:31.239 week for our second ish episode of our triple finale. 1548 01:27:31.920 --> 01:27:32.640 What did we do? 1549 01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:37.439 We did the theme song for Firewalker, wrote it and 1550 01:27:37.479 --> 01:27:38.560 we recorded it. 1551 01:27:39.039 --> 01:27:42.680 Yeah, everybody, if you listen, you know that I just 1552 01:27:42.840 --> 01:27:48.079 love and assessed with film title films or title songs 1553 01:27:48.079 --> 01:27:54.119 from films. Uh so, yeah, it needed one. And I 1554 01:27:54.239 --> 01:27:58.680 refuse to watch the film before I did the music 1555 01:27:58.720 --> 01:28:02.319 because that's how they're done. They have to. Nobody sees that. 1556 01:28:02.359 --> 01:28:04.840 They're just like, what's it called? Okay, this is what 1557 01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:05.760 I think it's about. 1558 01:28:06.720 --> 01:28:13.560 Yes, Well, and with that being said, I am Jenny Winger. 1559 01:28:13.760 --> 01:28:17.960 I'm Jeremy Briggs. You can follow us on what B 1560 01:28:18.119 --> 01:28:23.159 side video rentals at any at any one of those things. 1561 01:28:23.399 --> 01:28:25.840 Yeah, find find us, find guys. 1562 01:28:26.119 --> 01:28:29.680 Look, she's really proud of us for that one. 1563 01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:34.279 Good job, guys, the worst self promoters ever. 1564 01:28:36.039 --> 01:28:38.840 You got something I would be And with that, goodbye. 1565 01:28:39.199 --> 01:28:43.960 This is Firewalker. 1566 01:29:02.079 --> 01:29:03.800 Are you reading through the wind? 1567 01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:12.720 Stop pulling through your hair, run through the jungle desert landscape? 1568 01:29:13.119 --> 01:29:20.760 You're here s lion sheer. The time is twn, the 1569 01:29:20.920 --> 01:29:24.119 weary syre. 1570 01:29:24.399 --> 01:29:26.960 Not move is up to you. 1571 01:29:28.199 --> 01:29:29.520 And I'm been sure. 1572 01:29:29.600 --> 01:29:37.479 U there We need us sile mile of guest. 1573 01:29:37.359 --> 01:29:39.920 Thro the night mile. 1574 01:29:43.119 --> 01:29:45.600 We will triumph and miss. 1575 01:29:45.680 --> 01:29:54.600 Fight to both grab the wheel time, find steal all 1576 01:29:54.720 --> 01:30:00.840 the lies and you been sold. True treasures are the gold. 1577 01:30:01.359 --> 01:30:02.840 The top is how. 1578 01:30:05.119 --> 01:30:11.000 The where is Annywhere? Who wears up shoey. 1579 01:30:12.720 --> 01:30:13.880 Like this Shorelan? 1580 01:30:14.520 --> 01:30:19.640 And we beat up by a walker. 1581 01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:25.359 By walking through the nie by a longer. 1582 01:30:27.479 --> 01:30:33.079 We can try and send this fight buy a walker. 1583 01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:42.119 By a walking through the nim by a longer we 1584 01:30:42.359 --> 01:30:45.479 will try f. 1585 01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:00.359 M hm. 1586 01:31:22.800 --> 01:31:27.560 Wind is howling, the trees are ship. 1587 01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:31.239 How dreams are dying? 1588 01:31:34.079 --> 01:31:35.039 Is weird? 1589 01:31:36.079 --> 01:31:39.119 We can have five long. 1590 01:31:41.359 --> 01:31:50.079 File walk as the ninety mile long as spy off 1591 01:31:50.319 --> 01:32:00.359 the last spy by. 1592 01:32:11.640 --> 01:32:11.960 Time. 1593 01:32:25.119 --> 01:32:26.680 Why can. 1594 01:32:28.199 --> 01:32:39.520 The bye woad through the 1595 01:32:44.720 --> 01:32:45.199 Hell yeah