บทถอดความฉบับเต็มของ Sci-Fi Show Reboot (with Eugene Cordero)

I blank, am blank, David blank, right? Well, no, you'd say I space, David space. 00:02:39 Speaker 6: You wouldn't say blank. 00:02:40 Speaker 4: Yeah, well, by blank is implied as space. Blank seems like there's a missing word. 00:02:44 Speaker 8: I think there's also a chance that there's going to be one of those... Krylons underneath or whatever that's called. 00:02:49 Speaker 4: Kyron? Kyron. Yeah, yeah. 00:02:51 Speaker 5: Krylon? 00:02:51 Speaker 8: Krylon is my character. Sorry to jump into it. 00:02:54 Speaker 6: That's crazy. 00:02:54 Speaker 3: You thought they were going to have your own character? 00:02:57 Speaker 4: I know. Sorry. Your own character bouncing around? You just said it? What was the word? What's the actual word? 00:03:03 Speaker 6: It's Kyron. 00:03:04 Speaker 4: I'm a Krylon, obviously. I know. 00:03:06 Speaker 8: Hey, I don't want to spoil it since, you know, it's not coming out for a while, but when you had, you know, Ted do such an amazing job as the original Krylon. The fact that I got to also be of that race is absolutely wonderful. 00:03:28 Speaker 5: It's crazy that you're of that race. 00:03:29 Speaker 4: I can't believe it. Did you get to sit down with him, Ted? We got to talk through email. That's nice, that's nice. 00:03:37 Speaker 8: Because after the whole show, he kind of disappeared from the world, moved to Madagascar, I think it was. 00:03:45 Speaker 4: So then we talked through emails. The tips he. 00:03:48 Speaker 8: Did give me were good luck, oh and that felt good that's good good you know just for somebody like that to um even respond is amazing um i wrote this three-page email yeah if you would print. 00:04:04 Speaker 6: It out it would be three pages how did you know the. 00:04:06 Speaker 9: Pages um i said if you'd print it out yeah yeah well because it's just yeah. 00:04:10 Speaker 8: Yeah i'm just kind of sick for information yeah yeah no i mean and i'm saying like maybe the font would be like 12. 00:04:16 Speaker 4: So three pages. It's a lot. 00:04:18 Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. 00:04:19 Speaker 4: Double space. And he responded with, good luck. 00:04:23 Speaker 8: And I think just from that was enough for me to go like, thank you. 00:04:30 Speaker 1: Did you feel like it was a friendly good luck, or do you think it was a good luck period? 00:04:36 Speaker 4: There was a period there. Oh, shoot. But like, If that's the whole email, I would hope that you'd end it. 00:04:43 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:04:44 Speaker 8: Because if he put anything else, then I'd think that there's a second part of that email and he just sent it before it was done. 00:04:52 Speaker 4: That makes sense. This was done. It showed me that that was all he was going to say. He shut the door. That's nice. But thank you, Ted. I hope I do our race, our alien race, proud. I feel like you did. Oh, thank you. I feel like you did. Hey, listen. 00:05:10 Speaker 8: Spending seven hours in a chair to make sure that my brows were just perfect. 00:05:17 Speaker 1: It's just for the brows. 00:05:18 Speaker 4: It was just for the brow. Well, the brows are the nerve receptors for the entire body. 00:05:23 Speaker 3: Right. 00:05:24 Speaker 4: For that race. 00:05:25 Speaker 1: The Krylon people, or the Krylon aliens, I should say, they speak through their eyebrows. 00:05:31 Speaker 2: Yes. 00:05:32 Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. 00:05:33 Speaker 1: So getting your eyebrows done is like a it's it's it's a matter of communication. 00:05:39 Speaker 8: Well, I mean, yeah, they have to, you know, get rid of this whole one, put the mouth on that one and then glue your mouth shut and then glue my mouth shut. 00:05:47 Speaker 7: It's fascinating, too, especially and I don't want to like spoil anything. But at the end of the season, when we do see the meteor coming, we see it on your brow. 00:05:55 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:05:55 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:05:56 Speaker 8: Yeah. 00:05:56 Speaker 4: It shines back. Do it, do it again. It shines back. 00:06:00 Speaker 6: It shines back and we go, oh my God, check the ship. 00:06:02 Speaker 8: Well, the thing is, is we've done all these episodes. In my email to him, three pages, 12 point. I was like, hey, how did you express yourself so much and then go back to do all the VO later? 00:06:17 Speaker 4: It was a big question you wish he'd asked. 00:06:19 Speaker 8: I wish he answered and he said good luck because that made me go, oh, it's going to be. 00:06:22 Speaker 4: Harder than I thought. And it was. It was great to be on set with all of you. 00:06:28 Speaker 8: It was tough to have my mouth covered, only just dynamic breathing through my nose. 00:06:36 Speaker 5: I would say it's hardest during lunch. 00:06:39 Speaker 4: Oh, lunch was awful. We didn't ask you questions. 00:06:41 Speaker 5: There was no way for you to really respond. 00:06:43 Speaker 4: And have you noticed, like, my nose is pretty fucked up. I guess his was fucked up after years. 00:06:48 Speaker 8: Because, like, just trying to do all liquid and just snorting the shit out of. 00:06:53 Speaker 4: Stuff was brutal. 00:06:53 Speaker 7: And that's why I kept hitting up the group text every weekend. Because we were in Vancouver and I was like, I'd love to see each other on the weekends, but it felt like when we were shooting, and I know we have long hours on Monday through Friday, but it did feel like Saturday and Sunday is the time that we could. 00:07:05 Speaker 6: Have hung out a little. 00:07:07 Speaker 3: And you were so active on the group text during the shooting because you couldn't speak to us, but we didn't have our phones. 00:07:11 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:07:12 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:07:12 Speaker 4: Yeah. So like, you know, essays I'd write. They're haunting. I look back at them. 00:07:18 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:07:18 Speaker 1: Looking back at some of those memes were really funny. I wish I could have reacted to them and. 00:07:23 Speaker 4: Built on them in real time. Wow. 00:07:24 Speaker 3:

Hey. 00:07:25 Speaker 1: Hey. 00:07:26 Speaker 4: Look at them now. They still hold up. But yeah, it was tough, but good. I mean, I learned lessons early on. 00:07:34 Speaker 8: I wish somebody would have told me, Ted, or whatever, would have told me, hey, don't you gum before they cover your mouth. 00:07:41 Speaker 4: Because then it's just like, wow, that's their day. 00:07:43 Speaker 6: What a hard lesson to learn. 00:07:45 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:07:45 Speaker 4: I mean, I swallowed it within... Let me think. 00:07:53 Speaker 6: No, take your time. 00:07:54 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I swallowed it. 00:07:56 Speaker 1: I don't know. 00:07:56 Speaker 4: Okay. I can't remember exactly. That was a long day. But I had to have swallowed it because that's it. But you don't have it now. 00:08:08 Speaker 3: Yep, yep. 00:08:09 Speaker 4: I'm good. 00:08:09 Speaker 1: No, you don't have it. 00:08:10 Speaker 4: That's good. 00:08:11 Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:08:11 Speaker 4: That would have been a long time now. A year ago? Yeah, a long time. If you still have that gum in there, that would be amazing. 00:08:17 Speaker 8: Hey, my mouth felt numb, but I will say, watching. 00:08:22 Speaker 4: You all work, And enjoy it. 00:08:24 Speaker 8: And only express it through my eyes and through my texts that you didn't receive until later. 00:08:30 Speaker 4: But I was gushing in those texts. 00:08:32 Speaker 5: You were so nice. 00:08:34 Speaker 4: So nice. I loved everything. You were a fearless leader. Oh, come on. Unbelievable. Guys, come on. Captain. Captain. 00:08:39 Speaker 6: America's heartthrob. 00:08:40 Speaker 4: The captain. Yes. 00:08:42 Speaker 1: In Captain We Trust. 00:08:43 Speaker 4: Yes. I saw your action figure. They made it. Yeah. They haven't leaked it yet, but I mean, they, they leaked it. They haven't released it yet, but man, it looks good. 00:08:52 Speaker 2: A purposeful leak and then not a release yet, but yeah, I love it. I mean, I, it's, it's always been a dream of mine to see myself as an action figure and it's so fun that it's come to life. 00:09:02 Speaker 4: Yeah, Fangoria exclusive. They leaked it to Fangoria. 00:09:05 Speaker 5: Yeah, they leaked it on Fangoria. And the people that are commenting on Fangoria are. 00:09:09 Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I can't believe he has wings. 00:09:11 Speaker 1: Yes. 00:09:12 Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah. Watch the show. Guys, we're redoing it. 00:09:14 Speaker 6: It's a reboot. He's got wings. I don't know what else to say. 00:09:17 Speaker 4: It's a spin-off reboot. 00:09:18 Speaker 5: I've got wings. 00:09:19 Speaker 4: Wings on a spaceship. 00:09:20 Speaker 2: Yeah, wings on a spaceship. And God, the comedy that comes from the wings on a spaceship. Be all constantly. 00:09:27 Speaker 4: I mean, what's the classic line? You don't need a fly. We're in space. 00:09:30 Speaker 9: You know? 00:09:30 Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:09:33 Speaker 8: But it was something about having them

just gave you just like, I don't know. 00:09:38 Speaker 4: You were so brash. Yeah. But then the wings brought, you know, because they were like butterfly. 00:09:44 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:09:44 Speaker 3: Literally. 00:09:45 Speaker 4: They're butterfly ass. 00:09:45 Speaker 2: But they bring out a certain confidence because I could never see the wings. 00:09:50 Speaker 5: I could only feel them on my back. 00:09:51 Speaker 4: Interesting. Right. 00:09:52 Speaker 2: So sometimes, you know, sometimes now I'm like, put those wings back on me. Having a tough day, having a big meeting, I'm like, put the wings back on me. 00:09:59 Speaker 4: So I can become Captain Crutch. 00:10:01 Speaker 6: Give you that confidence again. 00:10:02 Speaker 4: Captain Crutch. 00:10:03 Speaker 6: And you're so young. Thank you. 00:10:04 Speaker 7: You are like so young. Did you just like graduate theater school and just. 00:10:08 Speaker 4: Immediately booked it? 00:10:09 Speaker 5: Yeah, I graduated NYU. 00:10:11 Speaker 4: That's so crazy, huh? Yeah, it's crazy. It's been a great dream. It was so lucky to get that audition. 00:10:16 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:10:17 Speaker 2: My mom is a big producer on the show, so it was just awesome that she put me in front of all the producers. 00:10:21 Speaker 4: That's so lucky that your mom was... And also, your dad was the original captain. My dad is the original captain. 00:10:26 Speaker 7: I forget that that's also how you got the job. 00:10:29 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:30 Speaker 2: So the thing is, I tweeted some tweets about my dad, about how funny it is, kind of like. 00:10:35 Speaker 4: working with him and being around him. And they were like, well, we have this spinoff. 00:10:39 Speaker 5: I think you guys should do it. 00:10:40 Speaker 4: That's awesome. You just got a tweet or a DM on Twitter. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy. I mean, especially since we haven't seen you in like 26 years. 00:10:47 Speaker 5: How long has it been? 00:10:48 Speaker 4: Where have you been? Well, since the show went off and then I'm back. You're back. I painted houses for 25 years. Oh, my gosh. 00:10:55 Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh. 00:10:56 Speaker 3: The same color? I painted every house the same color. 00:11:00 Speaker 4: Wow. If you needed white, you called Daryl. 00:11:02 Speaker 5: I remember things. 00:11:03 Speaker 7: The last time I think I saw you on my timeline was like rumors of you maybe being in Dancing with the Stars. 00:11:10 Speaker 4: Yes, yes. 00:11:10 Speaker 6: And then everyone in the comments was like, who is that? 00:11:12 Speaker 4: Yes, yes. 00:11:12 Speaker 1: Yes, I heard you were considered for Celebrity Jeopardy. 00:11:16 Speaker 3: Yes, so I have been considered for every celebrity adjacent reality show. 00:11:21 Speaker 4: That's crazy. I almost did I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here in the UK. Oh, whoa. 00:11:25 Speaker 10: Yeah. 00:11:25 Speaker 4: How do people not know the original Doipy? 00:11:28 Speaker 3: The cyborg you know I have my fans shout out to the doyps I love you guys you guys are amazing. 00:11:34 Speaker 2: I love seeing them at the conventions it's You can always tell there's always two. 00:11:39 Speaker 4: There's always two Doips. 00:11:40 Speaker 3: And they're wearing the exact headset that they sold, that one weird makeup company sold. Guys, stop wearing those. Those were recalled. Those have mercury in them. 00:11:51 Speaker 4: Stop. 00:11:52 Speaker 6: Kids, go to bed. They have mercury. 00:11:54 Speaker 4: Kids, go to bed. There's mercury in those. Don't put them on your head or in your mouth. Take the mouthpiece out. You're going to get sick. And they won't. They won't. They love it. But Doipy 43, I mean, this is like the 43rd version of Doipy. 00:12:05 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:12:06 Speaker 4: In this universe, I'm really excited for people to see the difference. 00:12:09 Speaker 5: I mean, how does it feel to bring something new to an original character? 00:12:12 Speaker 3: It feels like I'm almost stepping into a past life. Like, almost as if I'm becoming Cleopatra. You know, I'm not him anymore. 00:12:24 Speaker 4: Well, you're also not 13 years old anymore. I'm also not 13. And I'm also, you know, not a youth extra small. 00:12:33 Speaker 1: Right? 00:12:33 Speaker 4: Yes. I got bigger. I got buffer. 00:12:35 Speaker 3: Right. 00:12:35 Speaker 4: I got fatter. Yeah. I got a lot. There's a lot of layers under here now. 00:12:39 Speaker 3: And I'm a different type of doypy. 00:12:42 Speaker 4: Yeah. And I hope you see the new doypy in my performance. I mean, yes. I think you were incredible. I loved the original series. I loved watching you as this child actor. 00:12:53 Speaker 8: I mean, you were. 00:12:54 Speaker 4: You know, on every cereal box you were, you know. So charming, so cute. I feel so lucky. I had your toy. I had the original toy. Oh, my God, yes. 00:13:02 Speaker 8: Because I was just like, man, this is so fun to play with. 00:13:06 Speaker 4: Thank you. 00:13:07 Speaker 1: And your grape juice jingle, it got me through preschool. 00:13:11 Speaker 4: Yeah, grape juice jingle. Do you want me to do it? 00:13:13 Speaker 3: Yeah, please. 00:13:13 Speaker 1: Oh, my God. 00:13:14 Speaker 6: I can't imagine what it would be like now that. 00:13:15 Speaker 4: You're old singing it. 00:13:17 Speaker 6: I bet it sounds funny. 00:13:18 Speaker 3: If you want to give a belch, drink a big old glass of squelch. 00:13:22 Speaker 4: Oh, man. 00:13:23 Speaker 5: It doesn't sound as good. 00:13:24 Speaker 4: It's good stuff. It just is a little lower than I remember. 00:13:26 Speaker 1: He was 13 at the time. 00:13:27 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was much higher. 00:13:28 Speaker 6: It sounded sweeter. 00:13:29 Speaker 4: I do remember that. Yeah, look. 00:13:32 Speaker 3: You know, I am so grateful for what I got to do at 13. There's so many actors out there that won't be able to do that in their adult lives. Do I wish that I was a child

star in an era where everything was a little more regulated and protected? 00:13:47 Speaker 4: No, I don't. 00:13:47 Speaker 3: I loved everything I got to do. Get me in there as a kid, cover me in metal, put metal in my mouth. Let's go for it. 00:13:53 Speaker 6: Can I ask, did you just like, freak out when you got the call that we were gonna do this again? 00:13:58 Speaker 4: And you were coming back? 00:13:59 Speaker 6: Like, I can't imagine, like, you probably wished for that every single day of your life. 00:14:03 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I gave it up. You know, there was a period where I was like, it's done. And then I, the first response was no, no, no, not again. 00:14:11 Speaker 4: I can't. I can't. You know, I just got rid of the melanoma. It's so intense. 00:14:16 Speaker 3: And that was an intense therapy that we got through and surgery. 00:14:21 Speaker 4: But now I'm back. You're back. It's cool because it's TV. Yeah. Yeah, but I like that it's TV. I'm sure you. 00:14:28 Speaker 8: Had fun painting houses white for a while, and it's so good to see you again. Thank you. 00:14:33 Speaker 4: I mean, I was cast pretty early, obviously after. 00:14:36 Speaker 8: You, because you were the reason it was being made. But I got cast pretty early, and I remember when they said it was going to be digitally, that your character was going to be digital now. 00:14:45 Speaker 6: It made more sense when they first said that. 00:14:47 Speaker 8: And then they were going to just hire a child's voice to then be, even though it's, It's version 43. It would still be the same size and age because kids are going to love that. 00:14:58 Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have seen. 00:15:03 Speaker 8: The toy for that character now, but it's not the same. 00:15:09 Speaker 2: Doipy 43 is looking interesting. They weirdly didn't... They try to cover you all in male, but. 00:15:16 Speaker 4: Right. 00:15:17 Speaker 2: And metal, but they just kind of left some pieces out, like your stomach is kind of out. 00:15:22 Speaker 4: And it's not covered, it's like flesh colored. We can talk about it. 00:15:27 Speaker 6: The metal is like, yeah. 00:15:29 Speaker 3: It's flesh covered, it looks like you rubbed a pillow, and then there's just makeup that has come off you. 00:15:36 Speaker 6: It's like flabby metal, and I've never. 00:15:38 Speaker 4: Seen something like that. 00:15:39 Speaker 3: It's sharp metal, and then it does kind of force this muffin top. 00:15:44 Speaker 4: And I do wish they would give me something to cover it. They said there's no metal that is shaped like my muffin top. Well, it's so crazy, because when we were shooting it, they were like, we'll fix this, and we'll fix this in post. They really were saying. They were. 00:15:56 Speaker 9: They were. 00:16:06 Speaker 4: They promised me. 00:16:07 Speaker 8: We're going to fix it in post because this has just got to be a problem or that's how you like. 00:16:11 Speaker 4: Well, to be. 00:16:12 Speaker

8: Honest, you always, in between setups, you would put the robe back on. 00:16:17 Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you blame me? Yeah. 00:16:19 Speaker 8: And then you'd take it off and then it would just be sitting in the middle area so that was rubbing. 00:16:23 Speaker 4: Right, and then there was kind of lint and stuff from the robe. Yeah, the makeup was kind of coming off. 00:16:26 Speaker 8: Makeup was getting pulled off, and they were like, oh, we'll fix it, because they were going to do the whole thing in CGI anyway, so it's like, sure. 00:16:31 Speaker 6: And now the toy's got the lint on it. 00:16:35 Speaker 4: I would have shaved my belly. I would have shaved that. 00:16:38 Speaker 6: It's gross. 00:16:39 Speaker 4: It's male hair. 00:16:40 Speaker 1: The toy maker was by your side day in, day out. Yeah. I've never seen a toy maker on set like that. 00:16:47 Speaker 4: I've never seen a toy maker call the shots like that. 00:16:50 Speaker 1: The toy maker kind of said, you do what I say. 00:16:53 Speaker 8: Well, to be honest, old cartoons used to be toys first. 00:17:00 Speaker 6: Story second. 00:17:01 Speaker 5: Story second. 00:17:01 Speaker 8: So I think that's what they were going with. Now when you're, action figure, when it does come out, it's not really an action figure. 00:17:08 Speaker 4: It's just a figure. And it's like, we're in action. We're in action. We're also sitting. And the robot doesn't even have a butt. They made him sit. 00:17:18 Speaker 3: I think something happened with the Toymaker because we were best friends for six weeks. We had one lunch, one-on-one. He stopped talking to me. He was so cold to me. I think I offended him. 00:17:29 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the toy maker said that you laughed about his wife's job. Is that what the toy. 00:17:37 Speaker 6: Maker said to you? 00:17:38 Speaker 1: This is what the toy maker said to me. 00:17:40 Speaker 4: The toy maker said you laughed at his wife's job. 00:17:43 Speaker 1: So your wife, she works at Sephora. 00:17:47 Speaker 4: His wife? 00:17:47 Speaker 3: No, his wife is a secret shopper at Sephora, and she got fired for eating all the lipstick. 00:17:52 Speaker 5: Okay, that is, I'm glad I wasn't there. 00:17:54 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. That woman sounds crazy. It does, but you can't tell him. 00:18:00 Speaker 1: That's just what the toy maker. 00:18:02 Speaker 4: Said to me. You can't tell him that his wife is crazy. Well, she's crazy though. 00:18:07 Speaker 6: But look at your action figure. 00:18:08 Speaker 8: I mean, it's not, I thought it was like a pop figure at first, but then he realized it's just a tube all the way down. 00:18:14 Speaker 4: He fucked me. It's not like a big head. He fucked me. It's not a big head and then a small body. And do you understand? I know this. I'm going to have to sign these. I'm going to have to look at these every single bit. 00:18:24 Speaker 6: Not that many people are going to want you to sign it. 00:18:26 Speaker 4: It's a

tube, but then in the middle it pops out a little bit. 00:18:29 Speaker 8: It's like when you take a cupcake. 00:18:31 Speaker 4: And you do the thing where you cut in half and you put the bottom on top. That's exactly. what it looks like. Thanks, guys. I know that. 00:18:37 Speaker 1: Awesome. 00:18:37 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome. It's awesome. 00:18:38 Speaker 6: Anyway, glad you're here and they made it work. 00:18:40 Speaker 4: Yeah, happy to be here. Come on, let's jump into your... Okay, let's jump into you. 00:18:44 Speaker 8: Oh, okay. 00:18:44 Speaker 1: Well, I'm in the hot seat then. Hi, I'm Chester Arthur. I am, of course. 00:18:51 Speaker 6: Chester A. 00:18:52 Speaker 4: Arthur. 00:18:53 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:18:55 Speaker 1: Yeah, Chester A. Arthur. I, of course, play Biggs the Hacker. 00:19:03 Speaker 4: Biggs the Hacker. 00:19:07 Speaker 1: I deal with a lot of sort of lengthy paragraphs of technological exposition. 00:19:14 Speaker 6: God, are you good at it. 00:19:15 Speaker 5: We need you to be on set. 00:19:18 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:19:18 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. 00:19:19 Speaker 8: Man, the amount of times that I think my mouth is covered, thank God, because I don't have to do all of this techno babble. 00:19:27 Speaker 4: It's all nonsense. 00:19:28 Speaker 1: Amazing. 00:19:28 Speaker 4: Can you do it for us? 00:19:29 Speaker 6: Well, please. 00:19:31 Speaker 4: Of course. 00:19:31 Speaker 1: I was pretty off book for this section, so I'll go ahead and do the arrival on the third moon. 00:19:40 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:19:40 Speaker 10: Yes. 00:19:41 Speaker 1: I'll do the part where we're landing on the third moon. 00:19:43 Speaker 4: Okay. 00:19:45 Speaker 1: Captain, engaging vortex speed. 00:19:48 Speaker 4: Go, go, go. 00:19:49 Speaker 3: 15. 00:19:50 Speaker 1: There's a problem. The third moon is putting out radiation waves that are not congruent to the Y axis. We have to double act the X axis in order to get more hyperdrive. No, we're not going to get hyperdrive that way. If we stay on the axis, we don't get hyperdrive. We only get hyperdrive by putting the vortex into 70 lock speed. 70 lock speed gets us into the vortex that will get us black hole into the gravitational pull. I bet my hat on that. 00:20:20 Speaker 4: Nice. I bet my hat on that. 00:20:24 Speaker 8: If you didn't have your sign-off or your catchphrase, I was going to be like, this has to be it. 00:20:28 Speaker 4: And when you said, I only know the part. 00:20:30 Speaker 8: Where we already landed on there, I was like, please don't do that part because you don't have it. This was the part of us getting there that was very important. 00:20:39 Speaker 4: Honestly, once we got on the moon, you didn't say shit. I didn't say anything. when we get there. 00:20:43 Speaker 1: I don't really say, when people are falling in love, when people are having fights, I'm not really involved in that. I am kind of just the break so that people watching it know that something scientific is happening. 00:20:54 Speaker 4: Just know that black hole could be a verb. Exactly, get into black hole. 70 to black hole. And I just wanted to, it's always been true. 00:21:02 Speaker 8: If you watch some of the smaller episodes, the ones that people don't know. 00:21:06 Speaker 4: Of the original space show? Yes. Yeah. Of Spaceship? The original... Space. 00:21:12 Speaker 8: But I call it Space Show now because since this is Space, Space, Space Show, I call that one Space Show. 00:21:18 Speaker 4: So that everybody knows it's the original. Yeah, yeah. 00:21:20 Speaker 5: That's a good way to do it. 00:21:21 Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:21:22 Speaker 4: Or Spaceship. 00:21:22 Speaker 6: But the original, you're right. Black holes. There's a lot more verbiage. 00:21:27 Speaker 1: So science has improved just so much since then, you know, and back then when they were doing the original show, you know, people didn't know jack about black holes. They thought it was a verb. They thought it was something that you could do. You know, I think that there was actually a term throwing around in frat circles where it's like, dude, you're you're black holing me right now. 00:21:46 Speaker 8: Yeah. 00:21:46 Speaker 1: As in like, you're making me chug a lot of beer, I'm gonna freak out. 00:21:49 Speaker 4: You know? Oh, wow. That's where the verbiage started. Really? That's interesting. I heard, yeah, this is what I heard. 00:21:54 Speaker 5: It's like the whole X and Y axis is so important to the show, too. 00:21:57 Speaker 4: No, it's so important. 00:21:58 Speaker 6: Can I just say, the glass. 00:22:00 Speaker 4: The X and Y is. 00:22:01 Speaker 6: The X and Y is. 00:22:02 Speaker 8: The X and Y is. 00:22:03 Speaker 4: The X and Y, we don't know where we are. No, no. It's crucial to the show. You have to say it. It's a two-dimensional... You have to. 00:22:14 Speaker 1: Know where you are on a plane. 00:22:17 Speaker 4: Especially when we're dealing with the pilot. If you look at their screen, it's a grid. 00:22:23 Speaker 6: It's a literal Y and X axis. 00:22:25 Speaker 4: It's a Y and X axis. You don't need that third dimension. You just need it to be. 00:22:28 Speaker 3: X and Y. 00:22:29 Speaker 4: Just get us there. Black hole is there. Just black hole us there to the Y axis. At the end of the day, bet your hat on it and black hole us there. 00:22:37 Speaker 1: Whenever I'm reading the script and I get to the point that says I bet my hat on it, I breathe a sigh of relief. 00:22:42 Speaker 4: Thank God. 00:22:43 Speaker 3: I love the writers, too, because every time I watch some sort of sci-fi or fantasy thing, I always wonder, why did they choose that word in English that we all use. 00:22:50 Speaker 4: And I love that your character has hats. 00:22:52 Speaker 3: You're from the planet Zygog, and you guys still call them hats. 00:22:57 Speaker 4: It's so fun. 00:22:57 Speaker 1: Well, we need something for people to latch

onto, right? In all alien species, you need something that we can relate to. Sometimes it's love, sometimes it's parenthood, sometimes it's communication, sometimes it's the societal expectation of hats. All species of my alien race take off their hat when they're in the presence of a lady. 00:23:16 Speaker 6: And there you go, and that's relatable. 00:23:18 Speaker 4: I love it. 00:23:19 Speaker 8: Honestly, I know I just, because I'm just a bit, I like collecting the toys of everybody. And seeing all of the prototypes, I asked if I can get sent all of them so I can play with them. 00:23:30 Speaker 4: Obviously, I just looked at yours. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate it. It's good to look at stuff. 00:23:36 Speaker 8: The crazy thing about your character is it says, I bet my head on it, but in order to make it happen, you push on the neck. 00:23:43 Speaker 4: Yeah. you push on the neck you have to like. 00:23:46 Speaker 8: Push and like everything else is hard like a thing and then there's it's a really soft neck and you just push your two fingers. 00:23:53 Speaker 1: You know and I think I got a little preview of this happening because one time I awoke in the middle of the night and the toy maker was standing over my. 00:24:01 Speaker 4: Bed oh yeah what did you say well. 00:24:03 Speaker 1: I didn't say anything I was petrified by fear. 00:24:05 Speaker 4: Don't talk about his wife and he. 00:24:07 Speaker 1: Just you tell me brother he took he took two fingers and he put them in my neck. And I said, what? What? 00:24:17 Speaker 2: What? 00:24:17 Speaker 1: What? What? What? 00:24:18 Speaker 8: What? What? 00:24:18 Speaker 3: What? 00:24:18 Speaker 1: What? What? What? 00:24:19 Speaker 4: What? What? What? 00:24:19 Speaker 1: What? What? 00:24:20 Speaker 8: What? 00:24:20 Speaker 2: What? 00:24:20 Speaker 4: What? 00:24:21 Speaker 1: What? 00:24:21 Speaker 8: What? 00:24:21 Speaker 3: What? 00:24:21 Speaker 1: What? What? 00:24:21 Speaker 3: What? What? 00:24:22 Speaker 8: What? 00:24:22 Speaker 4: What? 00:24:22 Speaker 1: What? What? 00:24:23 Speaker 4: What? 00:24:23 Speaker 3: What? 00:24:23 Speaker 8: What? 00:24:24 Speaker 1: What? What? 00:24:38 Speaker 8: I would have done that now, too, if I think about it. If I'm a toy maker, I would go to some woman's house in the middle of the night, push on her neck and see if she makes a sound. 00:24:46 Speaker 4: See what happens. See, she talks. See, she talks. You got to know. You got to know. You can't ask him how to work that. 00:24:53 Speaker 8: No. 00:24:53 Speaker 4: You got to visit him at all costs. 00:24:55 Speaker 6: No, you have to. 00:24:56 Speaker 4: What's the inspiration for the hat? Can you tell us? The hat? Yeah. 00:24:59 Speaker 1: What's the inspiration for it? 00:25:00 Speaker 4: What's it based off? 00:25:01 Speaker 1: Oh, the hat is based off of, you know, those tinfoil hats that people wear in conspiracy circles? 00:25:08 Speaker 4: Sure. 00:25:09 Speaker 1: Well, this alien type of people, they're very connected to that line of thinking of everyone's out to get me. I am paranoid. We're a very paranoid people. That's why we make good scientists. 00:25:21 Speaker 4: And thanks for using the right kind of phrasing around aliens. 00:25:25 Speaker 5: We're alien type of people. 00:25:27 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we're all trying to be people. 00:25:30 Speaker 7: Well, that's why she's wearing a hat, right? At the end of the day, she's a girl on the computer. 00:25:36 Speaker 4: I'm a girl on the computer. But of course, you're not a girl on the computer. 00:25:40 Speaker 11: No. 00:25:40 Speaker 4: Far from it, even. Come on. 00:25:42 Speaker 6: Thanks, guys. 00:25:44 Speaker 7: Really, really grateful to be here. My name is Quinn Miranda. And I play 2052. 00:25:51 Speaker 6: Yes. 00:25:53 Speaker 7: A little ball that flies through the space that's kind of a girl figuring it out. 00:26:01 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:26:03 Speaker 5: 2052 is a girl figuring it out. 00:26:04 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:26:05 Speaker 2: It's like you think it's going to be this super super intelligent species, but actually it's just kind of like a sassy girl who's over it all. 00:26:12 Speaker 3: She's the comic relief that teens can relate to that can also sell toys. 00:26:17 Speaker 1: In the original series, it was quite literally just a ball of light that had some voiceover, but I know that a lot of our fearless showrunner looked at that and thought, you know, this could be a thing that girls can relate to. 00:26:33 Speaker 4: And thanks so much. You were there shooting with us. 00:26:36 Speaker 2: You wear a blue suit and a special 3D kind of capture on your head all day. So people thinking that it was just all post, I want to give roses to you. 00:26:47 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:26:48 Speaker 8: Because, Quinn, also you, because you were still playing it, you moved around like a ball of light. 00:26:54 Speaker 4: You ran around. 00:26:55 Speaker 6: You were so fast. 00:26:57 Speaker 7: Can I tell you, that's how my agents got me in the room for this, because they went, she's a ball of light at a dinner party. 00:27:04 Speaker 6: You have to have her read for this. And it was like such a blessing. 00:27:07 Speaker 4: It's exhausting, right? 00:27:10 Speaker 6: I'm running, right? 00:27:12 Speaker 7: And I keep going like, I feel like we could at least get a puppeteer in here or something because the ball does sit on top of. 00:27:17 Speaker 6: My head practically. 00:27:18 Speaker 7: And I have to run, run, run, run, run, run. But I can't sound like I'm running. I have to sound like I'm just floating, which is hard. 00:27:26 Speaker 3: You're wearing those little booties. And also, you're underselling yourself. Running is an understatement. You're doing somersaults. 00:27:31 Speaker 4: Yes. You're crawling up on the set. Because that ball is. 00:27:34 Speaker 8: Moving up and down and all around the place. So to get there, you were moving. And

you had the 3D helmet on. But then you had the ball here, which... I will say, I ruined a couple of takes where I'm supposed to be looking at the ball, but. 00:27:47 Speaker 4: I was looking at your eyes instead, so then they're like, what? Because I'm usually, yeah, I'm looking below. You look like you're in pain. And you can see me. My favorite thing is when you go, hey, my ball is up here. 00:27:57 Speaker 6: And we have to put that in the blooper reel because it's so crazy. 00:27:59 Speaker 7: But I mean, especially I want to give a shout out to all of our props and our set deck people because they have to build me all of these green screen slides. 00:28:09 Speaker 6: I'm going down slides. 00:28:11 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:28:11 Speaker 6: I'm going through tunnels. I'm just doing a lot. 00:28:15 Speaker 7: But 2052 is such a blessing for me to play and a great company of incredible actors I get to be with. 00:28:22 Speaker 6: Every single day I pinch myself after I like sit. 00:28:25 Speaker 7: And I really detox and I have like four Gatorades and I finally get the amount of electrolytes in my body. I go, I am so incredibly grateful to be an actor. 00:28:35 Speaker 8: I think about the fact that I would sit in a chair for seven hours to have the makeup done. And I used to look over at you and like, oh, you just have to be in this blue suit, whatever. But the amount of running and moving you have to do and like the seesaw scenes where they put you on that. a seesaw so that the orb goes up and down was bonkers. 00:28:55 Speaker 4: And they had Glenn, that giant grip on the other side of the seesaw. 00:28:59 Speaker 8: And he would just get off of it so that it would land real hard. 00:29:03 Speaker 4: Unbelievable. No bedside manner. 00:29:05 Speaker 6: The night before. 00:29:06 Speaker 7: When you get the call sheet and it says seesaw scenes for the whole afternoon. 00:29:09 Speaker 4: Oh, man. 00:29:10 Speaker 6: I'll be honest, my heart stops. And I go, I don't know if I can do that. 00:29:14 Speaker 4: I know, I know. 00:29:15 Speaker 8: Well, Glenn's heart did, and now he passed away. 00:29:17 Speaker 4: Yeah, he did die. Rest in peace, Glenn. 00:29:19 Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Glenn. 00:29:20 Speaker 4: I mean, he was huge. He was huge. And we were like, just do intermittent fasting. Eat at noon, bud. Just do it. Eat at noon and eat until six. I told him. 00:29:29 Speaker 2: And he's always saying, the breakfast burrito onset is the best part of the day. 00:29:32 Speaker 4: So he'd have six. He would just eat them through the day. And he wouldn't put it in the fridge. It would just get warmer and warmer, room temperature and worse. It's a hot room. 00:29:42 Speaker 6: And you're always in the chair, glued up. 00:29:44 Speaker 4: I've texted the shit out of that guy. 00:29:46 Speaker 3: You would burrito report Glenn on those texts. 00:29:50 Speaker 8: If anybody got Glenn's phone after he passed and see the amount of texts that I sent Glenn... Some of them seem real rude. I was tired at the end of the day. I also want to say, so many texts were just, enough is enough. 00:30:03 Speaker 4: Dude, that's maple syrup, not water. And I don't want to, I didn't love Glenn, but I don't. You can't even swallow that. It was so thick. 00:30:12 Speaker 1: I know. 00:30:13 Speaker 4: You can't drink that. Bread was really covered in maple syrup. Awful. You know what he'd do? 00:30:18 Speaker 8: He would go to where the tea was and he'd rip up the honey packets and put the honey packets in his maple syrup. 00:30:23 Speaker 11: So it was just totally thicker. 00:30:25 Speaker 4: He was honeying up his maple syrup? It was just sweet on sweet. And he'd say, that's my cup of tea. And I'd go, Glenn. 00:30:31 Speaker 1: That is sludge. 00:30:32 Speaker 3: I'd be like, Glenn, it's 8 p.m. You should be done eating already. Look, guys, I do think we're being insensitive. Glenn did die in a plane crash. 00:30:38 Speaker 4: Yes. That is true. What could have happened to anybody? At a certain point, you have to wonder why that plane went down. 00:30:45 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:30:47 Speaker 7: No, it was like a whole problem with the clouds that day. 00:30:51 Speaker 10: Yeah, I heard it was a whole problem with the clouds. 00:30:55 Speaker 4: The clouds got in front of the pilot. They got thick. Thick and heavy clouds. Wish they had you there so they could get through. 00:31:03 Speaker 6: X and Y. 00:31:04 Speaker 1: If only I had had those numbers, we should have been fine. 00:31:17 Speaker 4: Well, let's talk about favorite episodes, maybe? 00:31:19 Speaker 5: Yeah, let's talk about favorite episodes. 00:31:20 Speaker 4: Oh, my God, favorite moments from episodes. I mean, there's so many that come to mind. So many. 00:31:25 Speaker 1: I mean, I think the moment where we landed on that planet that was all disco ball. 00:31:32 Speaker 4: I mean, do the opening of it when we landed. 00:31:34 Speaker 2: All right, not. 00:31:35 Speaker 4: If you want to do it, or how we got there. Yeah, do how we got there. 00:31:39 Speaker 1: I'll do how we got there, and then you guys can talk about what we did once we're there. 00:31:44 Speaker 5: We might have to stop down after you explain it, but. 00:31:47 Speaker 4: Yeah, let's start. 00:31:48 Speaker 1: I think it'll be pretty clear. 00:31:50 Speaker 4: I think you won't be able to poke holes at it at all. 00:31:52 Speaker 1: No, I don't think, these writers really, they really have my back here. Engaging system overdrive. 00:32:00 Speaker 4: Engaging. 00:32:00 Speaker 1: Locking in. Locking in numbers. 7, 45, 9. Hovering above. Diving below. Pulling lever. Pulling lever up. Y-axis double across. Entering hyperdrive into hyperspace. Black hole. Black hole. 00:32:23 Speaker 4: Dodge. Weave. Weave. Weave. Dodge. 00:32:25 Speaker 1: Locking in seven. 00:32:26 Speaker 4: Locking in 45. 00:32:27 Speaker 1: No, sir. 45 is too low. 00:32:31 Speaker 4: That's what I said.

00:32:31 Speaker 1: 45 is too low. No, we need to get the hydrogen levels up to 15 before we can engage black hole. 00:32:39 Speaker 4: Well, I'm doing it anyway. 00:32:41 Speaker 1: Locking in. Locking in. Locking in. 00:32:43 Speaker 4: Lever up. 00:32:44 Speaker 1: Lever down. 00:32:44 Speaker 4: Lever up. 00:32:45 Speaker 1: Lever down. Button up. Button down. 00:32:47 Speaker 4: Button up. 00:32:47 Speaker 1: Button down. 00:32:48 Speaker 6: Button down. Button down. 00:32:52 Speaker 1: Y-axis across. Z-axis below. 00:32:54 Speaker 4: There it is. 00:32:55 Speaker 5: There's the third axis. 00:32:57 Speaker 4: We introduced Z in the pilot. That's how you know it's not the normal show. 00:33:00 Speaker 1: Piloting across X-axis. Now Y-axis. 00:33:03 Speaker 4: Hovering. We're close. We're close. 00:33:05 Speaker 1: Entering atmosphere. I bet my hat on it. 00:33:10 Speaker 4: Wow. 00:33:10 Speaker 5: That was awesome because I didn't know what you were betting your hat on. 00:33:13 Speaker 1: Yeah. At a certain point, you know, I as an actor had to figure out some of those lines because sometimes what I'm betting my hat on is just sort of like I chose to read it as. 00:33:25 Speaker 4: See that? Yeah. 00:33:26 Speaker 1: You know, and sometimes it's not clear in the dialogue what I'm betting. 00:33:30 Speaker 2: I mean, like the beautiful thing is I always thought your role was exposition. 00:33:36 Speaker 4: You explaining the movements and actions that you're doing. 00:33:39 Speaker 8: Well, I'll be honest, reading the script, and I loved what the showrunners did, and I loved how the writers, and... Props to the directors who did all the episodes because they look fantastic. 00:33:53 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:33:54 Speaker 8: When I was reading the script, I realized that she was just saying the stage director in some of it. 00:33:59 Speaker 4: But she was so locked in that even the writers were like, we've got to keep all of this. Lever up, lever down. I mean, the lever was so important. 00:34:05 Speaker 8: Yeah, because the lever was just like what you were supposed to do. 00:34:08 Speaker 4: And then the fact that you had memorized it and you had made it real. Mm-hmm. 00:34:12 Speaker 1: I mean, guys, it's so tough looking at these final draft scripts, you know, these script formatted scripts, because how on earth do you tell when you're talking and when you're moving? 00:34:25 Speaker 2: It's all words. They're sending it in final draft format. And so you're opening up a word. You're confused as hell. 00:34:31 Speaker 6: It's so different. 00:34:32 Speaker 4: That's my problem. Well, the fact that they even expected us to have final draft. True. 00:34:36 Speaker 6: I put it into a. 00:34:37 Speaker 7: Word document, and I go, is this robot talk, or is this just the transfer of the files? 00:34:41 Speaker 4: Exactly. 00:34:42 Speaker 1: They really got to figure out a way to get us a PDF of the script. 00:34:45 Speaker 3: And also, you think us

saying space, space, spaceship is difficult? They wrote space for every single. 00:34:49 Speaker 4: Word in the script. 00:34:50 Speaker 6: It's impossible. But here's the thing. As you say, I take my hat off to that, and the ball is just on the tee. And then the captain. I mean, we should play the scene. 00:34:56 Speaker 4: We gotta play the scene. 00:34:57 Speaker 6: I love when you look at. 00:34:58 Speaker 7: The view of when we land and you always look at the view and it's just, it's, it's. 00:35:02 Speaker 4: Of the disco ball planet? Yeah. 00:35:04 Speaker 5: It's gorgeous. 00:35:05 Speaker 1: It's gorgeous. 00:35:07 Speaker 5: We've touched down. 00:35:10 Speaker 4: Another planet. Another devastating catastrophe just on the bounds of happening. Captain, should I, should I scan for life arms? Don't be. 00:35:23 Speaker 5: Shut up already. I've got it from here. 00:35:27 Speaker 6: Hey, wait a second. Are we talking shit about Doipy? 00:35:29 Speaker 4: I'm over here. 2052. 00:35:34 Speaker 6: Don't want to miss a session where we can talk shit about my favorite dude. 00:35:37 Speaker 5: Uh-oh. 00:35:41 Speaker 1: Uh-oh. 00:35:42 Speaker 4: Savage Reed from Klyron. 00:35:44 Speaker 5: Klyron is non-stop. 00:35:47 Speaker 4: That's what I did on the day. 00:35:49 Speaker 1: Something I just realized about this show that's pretty interesting in the dynamic is that you have almost no one to talk to. 00:35:59 Speaker 4: Because you stay on the ship. 00:36:00 Speaker 6: Because I stay on the ship. 00:36:02 Speaker 4: I'm in half the world. 00:36:04 Speaker 1: You are a ball of light. 00:36:05 Speaker 4: You're a robot. 00:36:06 Speaker 1: And you can only talk through your eyebrows. 00:36:09 Speaker 4: Once we get that ADR in. 00:36:10 Speaker 1: Once you get the ADR in. 00:36:11 Speaker 4: Once you get the ADR in. It's live. 00:36:13 Speaker 6: It's live. 00:36:14 Speaker 4: It shows that we're best friends. 00:36:15 Speaker 8: Because when we did the chemistry reads, I was able to talk during all of it. 00:36:20 Speaker 4: It was awesome. We had such good chemistry. We had a really fun time. 00:36:23 Speaker 6: We've got to get the ADR in. 00:36:25 Speaker 8: But once you get the ADR in, it's like, it's weird that you guys just had to memorize, because we were like, oh, can somebody off camera just. 00:36:33 Speaker 4: Read his lines? 00:36:34 Speaker 8: They said no, it'll mess up the dialogue, and it's like, no, because he would be talking, I couldn't say, I texted the shit out of you guys. 00:36:42 Speaker 4: This doesn't make sense. 00:36:43 Speaker 1: It just wasn't happening in real time. One of our EPs was really hell-bent on, like, that wouldn't happen in space. Nobody would be reading off camera in space. 00:36:54 Speaker 6: He's an interesting hang. 00:36:56 Speaker 1: He didn't like something. He'd just say that wouldn't happen in space. 00:36:59 Speaker 6: He's an interesting hang. 00:37:00 Speaker 7: But I'll say this doesn't stop us from the amount of incredible guest stars we have this season. 00:37:06 Speaker 6: And you have some love interests. 00:37:07 Speaker 7: You do have people to talk to that are from other planets that I think we just have to shout out. All of the amazing actors that are in this season. 00:37:16 Speaker 4: Maisie Williams. Maisie Williams came in as my love interest. 00:37:22 Speaker 8: Insane. 00:37:23 Speaker 6: Gracie Abrams? 00:37:24 Speaker 4: Gracie Abrams came in as that singing alien. 00:37:26 Speaker 1: Sorry, alien. 00:37:29 Speaker 8: Type of people. 00:37:32 Speaker 10: Lacey Chabert. Lacey Chabert. Lacey Mosley. They played the twins. And they were so dynamic. 00:37:42 Speaker 4: Which one was falling in love with you is hilarious. 00:37:46 Speaker 1: Millie Bobby Brown played Queen Europa. 00:37:49 Speaker 4: Queen Europa. Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown. Of Makeup. Yeah, Bob Brown makeup artist. 00:37:57 Speaker 8: The makeup artist Bobby Brown came in just to work on your tummy. 00:38:00 Speaker 4: Yeah, that was more of a Hail Mary. What a cool guest. 00:38:04 Speaker 7: Star to get a makeup artist in there. 00:38:07 Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a. 00:38:09 Speaker 3: We've labeled it a guest artist because we had to move on shooting and she wasn't done. 00:38:14 Speaker 4: So she's in the episode. 00:38:17 Speaker 3: She's engineer Bobby Brown fixing my midsection. 00:38:21 Speaker 4: She has a full kit. Thorax expert, which I didn't like. Being told the head of Thorax. 00:38:27 Speaker 7: My favorite episode of the whole season is when they are all on the ship and they're going through that long journey and they decide to have a birthday party for your character. 00:38:39 Speaker 4: Such an interesting episode. 00:38:40 Speaker 6: And they all get a little wasted. 00:38:42 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:38:43 Speaker 8: Well, I think we wanted to show, or they wanted to show, the showrunners wanted to show, not an interesting hang necessarily, but more of like, how this character has a deeper personality and actually likes everybody else on the ship. 00:38:59 Speaker 4: Because at that point, they were like, oh, does he even get along with everybody? 00:39:03 Speaker 5: I mean, the Clyron, yeah, it's so buttoned up. 00:39:05 Speaker 4: It's so buttoned up. 00:39:06 Speaker 2: Such a moral-based character. It's all about ethics and what to do. 00:39:10 Speaker 6: Let's see him lose control. 00:39:11 Speaker 8: Yes, and I know for sure, on the original series, Ted never lost control. They never showed that side of him. of our race, so it was fun to see what that's like because now that I know that this is how the original series was shot and now this is how we're shooting it where you don't hear the voices you would think that my character was so buttoned up, but it's just because everybody had to take a longer pause to think, are the lines going to be done by this? 00:39:40 Speaker 2: Well, this is the scene, it's like we're celebrating your

birthday, and we've all off-book memorized your lines, and you were just doing such a good job acting with your face to kind of like let us know what the lines are. 00:39:51 Speaker 4: Oh, thank you. I tried. I tried. 00:39:53 Speaker 8: I mean, they did have to come in with the menthol for my eyes to make me cry. 00:39:57 Speaker 4: Yeah. Just because they always were watery because I was breathing through my nose. 00:40:01 Speaker 8: So they had to like get extra because they were like, oh, well, this just looks like how he's usually doing. 00:40:07 Speaker 4: Yeah. And that was me. 00:40:10 Speaker 8: Texting you guys for help that I'm having a hard time breathing. 00:40:13 Speaker 5: Yeah, but we were also in the scene that we could not see. 00:40:15 Speaker 7: And they should have had somebody texting you like a second AD or something for safety. 00:40:20 Speaker 4: Yes. Yeah, it wasn't happening. 00:40:21 Speaker 8: Especially when it was time to start eating the cake and it was just like all in my eyes. 00:40:27 Speaker 4: Well, let's watch the scene. Let's show them the scene. 00:40:28 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great. 00:40:29 Speaker 4: Alert, alert. It is a very special birthday day for our very own Clyron... Wow, Doimpie, saying something right for once. 00:40:38 Speaker 7: I'll retweet that. 00:40:42 Speaker 4: That's hilarious, 2052. Cliron, we had no idea it was your birthday. How old are you turning? What? That's insane. I didn't know Clirons could even get to that age. Oh no. Oh no. 00:40:58 Speaker 6: Is that tears I see? 00:41:00 Speaker 5: I think so. 00:41:01 Speaker 1: Clyron, unlocking freezer systems now. Is there a preference to chocolate or vanilla space cake? 00:41:09 Speaker 5: I knew it. 00:41:10 Speaker 1: Oh, classic. 00:41:12 Speaker 6: Fuck, I'm on a diet. 00:41:13 Speaker 3: Analyzing appetite. I think we're all interested in some space cake. 00:41:17 Speaker 2: Okay, Doinby, get out of the room. Please just leave as we're talking here. 00:41:23 Speaker 4: Thank you. 00:41:25 Speaker 1: Oh! 00:41:25 Speaker 6: He's taking a shit! No, he's eating. 00:41:29 Speaker 4: He's eating. 00:41:29 Speaker 8: Oh, my bad. 00:41:30 Speaker 4: Oh, he's eating. 2052! 00:41:33 Speaker 5: Wow, what a powerful scene. 00:41:35 Speaker 1: What a powerful scene. It's tough, because I know there was a part in the script where you were eating, and there was a part of the script where you were taking a shit, and it's really hard to remember which is which. 00:41:43 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tough. 00:41:44 Speaker 1: When we don't hear the lines. 00:41:45 Speaker 3: And I was supposed to introduce a whole villain in that scene, too, but we had to cut that actor, too, because you told me to leave the room. 00:41:51 Speaker 4: Something about. 00:41:52 Speaker 2: your voice just got under my skin in a way. 00:41:55 Speaker 4: I'll be honest, it's just changed so much from the 13 year old version. 00:42:00 Speaker 7: It's just such a bump, and you see us get bumped during the scene. 00:42:05 Speaker 8: It's almost 43 versions later of this character has just made the character feel a little bit more curmudgeon or useless on the show. 00:42:16 Speaker 4: It's like no real need for a Doinby 43. I would love the original. Oh my God. And that is me, right? That is me. I am the original. But that kid. The kid is me. 00:42:28 Speaker 6: We're finding a kid that has that essence. 00:42:30 Speaker 4: But it wouldn't be that. It would be me. I would have it. But the fun thing was is it felt like any 13-year-old at the time. That's why. The youth is the character. 00:42:39 Speaker 1: It literally is anybody. 00:42:41 Speaker 6: Anything but you. 00:42:43 Speaker 3: One thing I will say when it comes to episodes, one of my favorite things is classic in spaceship show form. We tackle current issues through a sci-fi lens. 00:42:53 Speaker 4: Yes. If that is not maybe the most important thing of sci-fi. Oh, my gosh. Talk about today's issues. 00:42:58 Speaker 3: There's a very, very, very powerful episode of the original spaceship about apartheid that was really, really incredible. 00:43:04 Speaker 5: Really amazing. 00:43:05 Speaker 2: And we try to tackle a modern-day issue on our own show. 00:43:10 Speaker 4: It's a little different. 00:43:10 Speaker 7: I find that the showrunners kind of put a bunch of modern-day issues in one episode if I'm like– Maybe I'm overstepping, but I will say there was a lot going on in that episode. 00:43:20 Speaker 4: We tried to do it all in just one, rather. 00:43:22 Speaker 8: Than just kind of teasing her or tackling everything throughout. 00:43:28 Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to this planet called Vulpexia, which is kind of a irreversible, has an irreversible curse on it, and we handled a lot of the modern day issues. 00:43:37 Speaker 5: Kind of a one fell swoop. 00:43:39 Speaker 7: Let's play that really big, beautiful, full cast scene at the end of that episode, if you guys don't mind. 00:43:46 Speaker 6: I think it's just beautiful work. 00:43:47 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:43:48 Speaker 4: Alert, alert. I would like to make an announcement. I am bisexual. 00:43:57 Speaker 6: Well, that just happened. 00:44:00 Speaker 4: Yeah, could have called that one years ago. 00:44:02 Speaker 1: Captain, Captain, there's a problem with the levers. We're dumping too much pollution into the stream, into hyperdrive. 00:44:11 Speaker 2: Well, why do you think I'm tied up to this Volpixian high school? It's because it's on stolen land. That's why I'm tied up. 00:44:18 Speaker 4: They're stealing the land and dumping chemicals into the high school. Exactly. Exactly. 00:44:25 Speaker 1: Sorry. 00:44:26 Speaker 4: Alien type of people. You're right. 00:44:30 Speaker 9: Guys, I got to tell you something. I just took a pregnancy test. I'm pregnant and I have no access to getting rid of the baby. And I'm a ball of light. 00:44:41 Speaker 5: Oh, my God. 00:44:42 Speaker 1: Oh, my God. 00:44:43

Speaker 5: Well, you should keep it. And I don't want you to get rid of it. 00:44:50 Speaker 4: Alert, alert. There are other options, though. 00:44:53 Speaker 5: I don't think there are. 00:44:54 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:44:54 Speaker 1: The X and Y axis. There is a facility where you can get care. But unfortunately, space health insurance is so expensive. 00:45:05 Speaker 6: Chiron, your old your family used to speak of these places. 00:45:09 Speaker 5: Chiron. 00:45:12 Speaker 4: Speak. What? 00:45:14 Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, my God. 00:45:16 Speaker 5: That's what your people had to go through. 00:45:19 Speaker 4: Unbelievable. But I'm a ball of light. 00:45:21 Speaker 6: How am I going to get an abortion? 00:45:22 Speaker 4: You won't be getting an abortion. Alert, alert. There is a very, very, very evil alien race named the Glumps. The Conald Glumps. Oh my God. They think it's all right to dress up as animals and have sex? Yes. 00:45:44 Speaker 1: Wait, an anomaly on the screen. It appears that There's a group of children aliens and they have step parents and that's okay. 00:45:57 Speaker 4: Wow. What a powerful episode. Amazing. Rewatching it. I think they wrote my character anti-abortion. 00:46:05 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they did. 00:46:06 Speaker 4: I don't think it's a thing. 00:46:07 Speaker 6: I think they do. 00:46:08 Speaker 4: I was just so into it that day. 00:46:11 Speaker 5: Anti-furry, anti-abortion. 00:46:12 Speaker 4: Anti-furry, anti-abortion. And whenever we talk to the showrunner about it, who's a terrible. 00:46:16 Speaker 8: Hang, we'd have to go visit him, and he's always on that swing. 00:46:21 Speaker 4: Remember that swing he set up? 00:46:23 Speaker 8: Yes. 00:46:24 Speaker 4: Inside. 00:46:24 Speaker 8: He's always wearing sunglasses, swinging back and forth with dirty soda. 00:46:30 Speaker 6: And you go, this is not a good hang. 00:46:32 Speaker 4: You're in a swing. 00:46:33 Speaker 8: Anytime you walk up to him, he'd just point to the fact that he's swinging and you can't talk. 00:46:38 Speaker 6: Like, oh, I'm on the phone. 00:46:39 Speaker 4: I'm on the swing. 00:46:41 Speaker 2: Somebody couldn't swing and talk. 00:46:44 Speaker 4: Swinging takes up so much mental space you couldn't possibly talk. The only way you could talk to him is if you pushed. Also, I tried to... And they would only be on the way back. Then we'd talk. Terrible. 00:46:58 Speaker 1: Alert, alert, emergency alert. There's a Patreon you need to subscribe to. 00:47:03 Speaker 6: Hold on, pause the episode. 00:47:07 Speaker 4: Oh my God. 00:47:08 Speaker 6: How fun would it be to just hang out with us? 00:47:09 Speaker 9: Like maybe at weird times of the day, like 7am or 1130 PM. 00:47:13 Speaker 1: Little peek behind the curtain. This episode was recorded between nine to five, but if you want to see what we're like after hours, you got to join the Patreon. 00:47:21 Speaker 6: We'll recap episodes. And then also we'll do weird stuff like bully Jeremy.

00:47:25 Speaker 1: We bully Jeremy. We make him do 12 weeks of dancing in a row. We made Patrick write an entire screenplay in one day and we're doing an Oscars draft. So come on by. It's three bucks. 00:47:35 Speaker 6: See you there. 00:47:36 Speaker 4: Bye. 00:47:37 Speaker 11: I was trying to talk to him too because I think he thought a really big hot button issue was not recognizing step parents as parents. 00:47:47 Speaker 6: We have to talk about that part. 00:47:49 Speaker 1: I do think that he recently became a stepdad. I think it was, it sort of trickled into the work. He's like, and I have something too. 00:47:56 Speaker 4: Because that was so specific to end on that one. 00:48:00 Speaker 7: I do, I would be remiss if we didn't, before we leave, show one more scene. 00:48:05 Speaker 6: When, Clyron, you get hacked. 00:48:07 Speaker 3: Yes. 00:48:08 Speaker 7: And your eyebrows speak, and you have that insane monologue. 00:48:10 Speaker 5: And I think, actually, they added the ADR for this one already. 00:48:12 Speaker 10: They did, yeah. 00:48:13 Speaker 4: So we have you doing it. So we can hear it. 00:48:16 Speaker 6: And we just really love to see that one. 00:48:19 Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Yeah, so this is when we're landing on... Oh, yeah, we're landing, so please. 00:48:23 Speaker 4: We're landing. We're landing. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's get this set up to land. So we're about to land. Let's get there first. 00:48:33 Speaker 6: Yeah. 00:48:33 Speaker 4: And then after we get there, we arrive. 00:48:37 Speaker 6: We'll get there first. 00:48:38 Speaker 4: We'll get there first and then we arrive and then you're hacked. 00:48:40 Speaker 8: We're hacked so that I can actually talk, but we had landed on my planet. 00:48:45 Speaker 1: Yes. 00:48:45 Speaker 4: And I finally get to see Cliron. Planet Cliron. 00:48:48 Speaker 1: Yes. Captain engaging Cliron system activator. Engaging, engaging, hovering, hovering above, hovering below. Locking in. Fan swiping. 00:49:00 Speaker 4: Swipe dissolve. Swipe dissolve. Checkerboard. 00:49:04 Speaker 1: Checkerboard. Valencia filter. No, it's Instagram. Exposure up. Saturation down. No, saturation split the difference. Saturation to 50. Lower contrast, up shadows. too far brightness up no push brightness down push whites up no blacks down swipe dissolve fade to black flash to white we've landed and I'd hand my. 00:49:33 Speaker 4: Hat on that oh I'd hand my hat you'd hand your hat on that and your half you've been hacked yeah well we're here Clyron that's your home planet hey best friend how are you feeling it's so different here what do you mean everybody's dead what well let's go Clyron what are you talking about your whole civilization has been wiped out so that means I'm the only one left Wait, we're leaving? Analyzing, analyzing. 00:50:13 Speaker 5: Could you just shut up for a second? 00:50:15 Speaker 4: But there's one life form still out there. What? Yeah, it's you. You stay here forever by yourself. I do not understand. 00:50:23 Speaker 8: You stay here forever by yourself because we're never coming back. 00:50:28 Speaker 4: Duh! That is not in the script. We're never coming back to this planet. But you're acting kind of hacked right now. And you need to stay here. 00:50:36 Speaker 5: Maybe it's for the best. 00:50:37 Speaker 4: He's acting irrational. He has been hacked. 00:50:39 Speaker 5: I don't know what your deal is, but I can smell you. 00:50:44 Speaker 4: I am a robot. 00:50:45 Speaker 6: Hey, bro, coming from another robot, get out. 00:50:49 Speaker 4: They can't do this. They can't make me. 00:50:54 Speaker 6: All right. 00:50:55 Speaker 4: You did good. 00:50:57 Speaker 8: When you were small, you did better. But now you've done good. Thank you for everything you've done. Make this planet great again. 00:51:08 Speaker 4: Bobby, Brown, get off me. We're leaving. 00:51:10 Speaker 5: Make this planet as great as you can. 00:51:16 Speaker 4: Okay. 00:51:17 Speaker 5: Wait a second. 00:51:18 Speaker 2: What's that beetle attached to your ear, Clyron? Now that's the Clyron I know and remember. 00:51:28 Speaker 4: And I'll stay. That just happened. No, I think you should stay here. Make this planet great again. Dump the swamp. 00:51:41 Speaker 5: Dump the swamp. See how it's all swampy? He's clearing. Clear the swamp. 00:51:47 Speaker 4: All right. 00:51:49 Speaker 5: Okay. 00:51:50 Speaker 4: Wow. That was... You know, I noticed more... I'm kidding. in that, like, they wrote you a very specific way. 00:51:58 Speaker 8: I think so. And I didn't think about that until, like, some of the possible future episodes where. 00:52:04 Speaker 4: Like, you have a UFC fight on the ship? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a UFC fight on the ship. 00:52:08 Speaker 2: They got like a, they had like a, they were trying to hire that guy that was going to be like, my second, and he was eating worms the whole time. 00:52:17 Speaker 6: Isn't that why. 00:52:18 Speaker 4: You kept saying quiet piggy to me too? They kept on writing quiet piggy. Interesting. And every time you shook hands, you turned your hand over. Pull as hard as I could to prove that I was the best captain. I tried to talk to the showrunner, but he just kept swinging. I couldn't. I would try to catch him on the way back. He's like, hey, so what is the, and you go, you will not talk on this one. 00:52:42 Speaker 6: He won't talk on the swing. 00:52:43 Speaker 1: That's what's really hard. 00:52:44 Speaker 6: Just a beautiful way that the scenes just fizzle out. 00:52:46 Speaker 4: I hate to skip. 00:52:48 Speaker 6: They just slowly fizzle. I love what I love about this show. It puts you to sleep. It slowly goes on. 00:52:54 Speaker 4: The editing is crazy. There's so much dead space. They leave a lot in. 00:53:00 Speaker 6: And it goes slow until out of nowhere you go, nothing's going on. 00:53:06 Speaker 4: And then credits. You'd assume some sort of action sequence or some

compelling drive. 00:53:11 Speaker 6: No, and all of a sudden it's a lullaby putting you to bed. 00:53:14 Speaker 4: But I'd be remiss to skip. 00:53:16 Speaker 2: The new catchphrase coming out of this episode, I hand my hat on that one. 00:53:20 Speaker 4: I hand my hat. 00:53:21 Speaker 1: I hand my hat. Now, that was actually a misprint in final draft. 00:53:25 Speaker 9: Really? 00:53:26 Speaker 1: I believe it was, because I say everything that's written. 00:53:31 Speaker 4: Yes. 00:53:32 Speaker 1: I'm not deviating. I trust that the word is God, the script is God, the writers are the Bible. I am not going to say anything that they didn't tell me to say. So I hand my hat on that. 00:53:45 Speaker 2: Sure. Amazing. 00:53:45 Speaker 4: I love it. I hand my hat on that. I hand my hat off. 00:53:49 Speaker 6: Speaking of, I'll see you all at the Comic-Con. 00:53:53 Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. 00:53:54 Speaker 1: Very excited for Comic-Con. 00:53:55 Speaker 4: We got Space-Con. We're doing Goofy-Con. Are you guys doing Goofy-Con? I'm not. 00:54:00 Speaker 3: No. 00:54:00 Speaker 4: I think that's in Des Moines. It's in Des Moines. 00:54:03 Speaker 1: He's doing Goofy-Con in Des Moines. You guys are all doing UFO-Con, right? 00:54:07 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:54:08 Speaker 6: Wait, what is that? 00:54:10 Speaker 1: Oh, it's Area 51. You're probably busy. 00:54:12 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're probably busy. Yeah, UFO-Con, it's like... Seven days. It's awesome. They put you up at the best place. 00:54:18 Speaker 1: Five star resort. 00:54:19 Speaker 6: I didn't know they had no-boos outside. 00:54:23 Speaker 4: You wouldn't think they could. In the desert? With the fish that they're serving, you wouldn't think they could have a no-boo outside. 00:54:28 Speaker 6: You wouldn't think they could have a no-boo. 00:54:30 Speaker 4: In the middle of Nevada. But they do it. 00:54:32 Speaker 8: They pump in the air or something to make it cool enough. 00:54:36 Speaker 4: And they have that Vegas air, so it smells good. Pump in the good Vegas air. I'll be there for season two. 00:54:43 Speaker 3: Because you guys are going to watch Space Spaceship, and it's going to go to the top. 00:54:48 Speaker 4: If you're searching for our show, it's Space. 00:54:50 Speaker 5: Space, Spaceship. 00:54:52 Speaker 1: So make sure to type the space, but when you're telling your friends to say it, don't say the other space. Only say verbally Space Spaceship. 00:55:00 Speaker 3: To be clear, Space, Space, Space Spaceship is another show. 00:55:05 Speaker 2: It's another spinoff that's Space, Space, Spaceship if you were to read it. And if you were to explain how it's read, Space, Space, Space, Space, Spaceship. 00:55:13 Speaker 7: And if you have Apple TV, we're noticing if you dictate, if you hit the microphone to dictate what to type in, you should say two spaces. 00:55:20 Speaker 2: Yes. 00:55:21 Speaker 7: But if you have YouTube TV, you shouldn't say double spaces. 00:55:25 Speaker 4: Absolutely. 00:55:26 Speaker 8: And if you are coming to UFOCon or any of the cons we're going to, I will not sign Funkos anymore. I'm just sick of everybody's using the blue ink pen, and I know you're just pushing that on the other ones to make multiples. And that's taking away from the artist's money. 00:55:43 Speaker 6: Thank you for saying that. 00:55:44 Speaker 2: And for me, I'm not going to be signing any more breasts. It was an awesome time, but I'm happily engaged, and I've been told that's not a cool thing to do anymore. 00:55:52 Speaker 4: And I should be clear, I'm not signing any more rolls of cookie dough. Split open, right? Lightly split open and pressed. 00:56:00 Speaker 1: With peanut butter. 00:56:01 Speaker 4: All over it? But then the container is painted silver? 00:56:06 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:56:06 Speaker 4: So that it just looks like... They paint it silver. 00:56:10 Speaker 3: And sometimes they push it in the middle of a pipe. Sometimes they put pipe around the middle of a roll of cookie dough and they cut open the end. I just won't sign that anymore. I think those are kind of harsh and rude. 00:56:18 Speaker 4: But you will still sign... The cupcakes that people have squished. I'll sign the right way to eat a cupcake. Chrissy Teigen or whatever. 00:56:25 Speaker 7: I won't be signing any boxes of Plan B. My 2052 doesn't get an abortion. 00:56:32 Speaker 4: It's just incorrect. It's just not what she does. 00:56:34 Speaker 6: She wouldn't do it. 00:56:34 Speaker 4: You didn't watch the whole episode or you fell asleep. 00:56:36 Speaker 1: Yeah, literally. 00:56:37 Speaker 4: But it's beautiful when your kids come out in their tiny little balls of light. 00:56:41 Speaker 6: And then your character goes, I'm glad you kept it. 00:56:42 Speaker 4: I'm glad you kept it, aren't you? But then it was weird that you ate two. I ate two. 00:56:47 Speaker 8: They were delicious. 00:56:49 Speaker 2: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. 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