Полная расшифровка выпуска Episode 34: Maximum Overdrive

but I thought the barley wine was so much more maltier and a little less bitter. 00:05:47.519 --> 00:05:49.600 Okay, so which I'm right in line with you on that. 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:50.959 I gotta look this up. 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:55.360 When we I I gotta see what the ABV was on that. 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:58.560 Uh let's see here. 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:02.319 And and Brian, I know you were not a hop head. 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:05.680 So I understand. 00:06:05.839 --> 00:06:06.079 Yeah. 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:14.000 You know, where but if you had to pick between the two, which would of the barley wine or this, where would you pick? 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:16.560 Oh, I I would pick the the optimum over the barley wine. 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:16.879 Okay. 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:17.199 Yeah. 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:20.639 The the ABV on the barley wine was only 9.6%. 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:23.600 Okay, so we're a point and a half above. 00:06:25.839 --> 00:06:26.959 That's interesting. 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:29.439 I I would drink this over the barley wine as well. 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:30.079 Yeah, I would too. 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:31.759 Barley wine's a clean sweep. 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:34.399 But yeah, it was a it was the best barley wine I ever had. 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:38.240 Barley wines, I feel like, are probably like a sour beer. 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:42.240 And that's not not the same category, but like it's an acquired taste. 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:43.199 Oh, very acquired. 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:45.680 Like, you probably just have to love a barley wine. 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:47.680 You mean you want to have some hair on your chest. 00:06:47.839 --> 00:06:50.000 You're gonna grow a bunch. 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:53.439 So I'm halfway through this guy, and I drank it fairly quick. 00:06:53.519 --> 00:06:53.839 Uh-huh. 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:55.519 My cheeks are hot. 00:06:57.040 --> 00:06:58.160 Feeling warm. 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:00.639 Kicking things off strong here on the podcast. 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:01.519 Let's do it. 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:03.439 I feel like I'm gonna go home and beat my wife. 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:06.240 Are you saying that full octane here? 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:09.439 We're going maximum overdrive on it. 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:09.759 Yeah. 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:11.600 This is diesel fuel. 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:18.160 Well, we are talking about maximum overdrive on this episode of the regular guy movie show. 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:23.759 And and gentlemen, wh when did you first watch Maximum Overdrive? 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:25.680 I know exactly when I first watched it. 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:26.160 Tell me about it. 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:27.040 Do tell. 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:30.000 It was summer, I think it was July. 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:31.360 I was 12. 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:31.920 Okay. 00:07:32.480 --> 00:07:37.680 Um we had cable, and we had a little channel called the Movie Channel. 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:38.959 The Movie Channel. 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:41.680 Before it was TMC and all that stuff, whatever. 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:46.399 And there was a show called Joe Bob Briggs Drive In Theater. 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:47.519 I remember it well. 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:47.920 Yeah. 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:48.319 Yeah. 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:52.160 And he aired this when I was 12 years old on the movie channel. 00:07:52.480 --> 00:07:52.720 Okay. 00:07:52.959 --> 00:07:54.480 That's when I watched it for the first time. 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:55.279 Okay. 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:58.000 As a 12-year-old, I thought it was awesome. 00:08:01.120 --> 00:08:01.839 Remember, I was 12. 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:05.759 I have I have no idea when I watched this movie. 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:13.759 In fact, I'm not even sure I've ever watched it in totality from beginning to end until just this week. 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:14.240 Okay. 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:16.160 Now, I've seen parts of it. 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:18.079 Like I knew the Green Goblin. 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:19.680 I knew Emilio Esteves. 00:08:20.079 --> 00:08:24.800 I knew things, but I don't think I've ever watched it from beginning to end. 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:26.319 I I can see why. 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:31.120 Well. 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:32.879 Justin, what say you? 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:34.720 My name's Justin. 00:08:34.879 --> 00:08:39.039 And I watched this movie the for the first time yesterday. 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:40.799 Not true. 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:42.799 Ladies and gentlemen, all rights in the world. 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:47.840 Not actually true because I watched it on Tuesday, but for you know continuity's sake, it's yesterday. 00:08:49.039 --> 00:08:49.679 Yesterday. 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:53.679 So yeah, uh, this was I watched it for the first time this week. 00:08:53.840 --> 00:08:56.399 And it was interesting. 00:08:56.720 --> 00:08:58.960 It is interesting. 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:12.559 Well, along those lines, if you like uh Bri or like Justin and I weren't really aware of this movie and what it was about, I can't wait for this. 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:17.120 Why don't we take a moment and enjoy a little story time with Brian? 00:09:17.360 --> 00:09:18.320 Please do. 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:20.879 Brian, tell us a story. 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:25.600 Maximum Overdrive came out in 1986 and it's rated R. 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:29.440 And it's based on the Stephen King short story Trucks. 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:32.720 Once upon a time. 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:36.240 There was a perfectly ordinary day in North Carolina. 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:41.679 The sun was shining, the birds were singing, trucks were driving down the highway. 00:09:42.480 --> 00:09:48.080 And then a comet flew past the earth, which made all machines come alive. 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:54.080 Cars started driving themselves, vending machines became rather unpleasant.

00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:59.440 Lawnmowers began Lawnmowers began cutting more than just grass. 00:10:00.480 --> 00:10:03.279 But the real troublemakers were their trucks. 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:12.799 At a truck stop called the Dixie Boy, a group of unlucky travelers suddenly found themselves surrounded by murderous 18-wheelers. 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:19.039 The travelers had to barricade themselves in the truck stop and try to figure out how to survive the night. 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:23.759 But the longer they stay, the more aggressive the machines became. 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:27.440 But luckily, they had a plan. 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:31.679 Unfortunately, the trucks had one too. 00:10:32.799 --> 00:10:42.000 So settle in, kids, and remember, if a truck starts if a truck starts honking at you for no apparent reason, don't wave. 00:10:42.960 --> 00:10:43.600 Run. 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:49.440 And how did this movie do in the box office, Brian? 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:51.120 Absolutely terrible. 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.000 I can't even imagine why. 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:55.200 Did we have guessed that? 00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:58.799 Okay, so the release date was June 25th, 1986. 00:10:58.960 --> 00:11:01.440 Um, it had a budget of about$10 million. 00:11:02.000 --> 00:11:03.440 10 million, damn. 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:07.200 Domestic total, 7.43 million. 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:09.440 Oh, that's it didn't. 00:11:10.159 --> 00:11:13.120 I'm not a math major, but I think that's less. 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.440 That's that's a negative number, gentlemen. 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:16.799 That's a negative. 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:20.080 Uh so it did not recoup its production budget. 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:31.919 Um but one little tidbit, it opened at number seven in the weekend that it premiered. 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:36.720 Behind Aliens, Heartburn the Chronicle Park 2, Ruthless People, Top Gun, and Back to School. 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:37.279 Ooh. 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:38.080 Mm-hmm. 00:11:38.159 --> 00:11:38.559 Mm-hmm. 00:11:39.120 --> 00:11:43.200 Well, 1986 was a was a pretty decent year for movies. 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:44.399 Oh, it sure was. 00:11:44.639 --> 00:11:58.799 Um that year's monsters included Top Gun, like you mentioned, which raked in$187 million, Crocodile Dundee with$175 million, and Platoon with$138 million. 00:11:59.120 --> 00:11:59.759 Damn. 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:03.039 Now, my favorite comparison from this year though. 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:03.600 Yeah. 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:07.679 So Maximum Overdrive made$7.43 million. 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:12.159 The Care Bears Movie 2 made$8.54 million. 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:18.559 So the Care Bears outgrow Stephen King's cocaine-fueled murder truck apocalypse. 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:21.679 Not just the Care Bears, but the sequel. 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:28.559 So I I guess maybe the truck's won after all. 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.559 I don't think the truck's won at all. 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:33.759 All right. 00:12:34.480 --> 00:12:35.759 Justin, uh-huh. 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:39.679 How did uh this movie get do in terms of reviews and ratings? 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:41.200 I am so looking forward to this. 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:42.399 So here's the best part. 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:44.960 I'm gonna I'm gonna do uh Brian hair. 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:46.559 Hold on to your butts. 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:48.559 All right, get a good grip. 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:49.519 Get a handful. 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:51.679 I got a handful and a half. 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:54.240 Get two handfuls because you're gonna need it. 00:12:54.559 --> 00:13:00.879 Rotten Tomatoes has an absolutely rotten score of 14%. 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:06.879 Based on 14 reviews from critics. 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:12.720 And a popcorn meter of 50%, based on over 25,000 viewer ratings. 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:13.519 That's better. 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:15.519 But still not good. 00:13:15.679 --> 00:13:17.840 It's better, it's a better F. 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:21.279 But still an F. 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:25.759 That might be the biggest discrepancy we've had towards the positive from viewers. 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:27.679 But still being really bad. 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:28.159 Yeah. 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:29.039 Oh yeah. 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:31.840 So I have I have three reviews here to share. 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:32.720 Oh do share. 00:13:32.879 --> 00:13:33.279 Let's. 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:34.960 From 2024. 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:38.559 This was 1.5 out of 4. 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:43.759 Someone once said to me, Stephen King didn't direct this movie. 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:46.080 Cocaine directed this movie. 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:48.080 And it certainly shows. 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:53.600 Number two from 2026. 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:55.279 One out of five. 00:13:55.840 --> 00:14:02.320 Maximum overdrive is a movie where the idea sounds far more entertaining than the final result. 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:08.399 A horror story about machines coming to life should be wild, fun, and chaotic. 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:13.200 But the film never fully connects those elements in a satisfying way. 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:15.919 I couldn't agree more with that one. 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:18.799 And then 2025. 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:20.559 Five out of five. 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:27.679 Whoa! This movie is a masterpiece, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:31.200 I I didn't write that one, did I? 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:32.000 I think you did. 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:35.840 Oh, I don't I don't pretend that this was a great movie. 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.360 I just thought it would be a lot of fun. 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:38.720 Oh, it's gonna be a ton of fun. 00:14:38.799 --> 00:14:39.039 Yeah. 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:43.120 But so, like the there's people that love it, there's people that hate it. 00:14:43.360 -->

00:14:55.360 And I think it begs the question: is this a genuinely bad movie that's incredibly entertaining, or is it a legitimately fun movie that critics just don't understand? 00:14:58.559 --> 00:15:00.639 I'm not sure I agree with either of those. 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:06.639 I think those are those are uh you're painting us in corners that I don't want to go into. 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:08.080 I don't want to be in this corner. 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:09.440 Don't put baby in that corner. 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:11.279 It's on a corner. 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:12.720 It's just a fucking post. 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:16.080 Still a worse movie than Maximum Over Jack. 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:18.879 You're not wrong, right? 00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:29.279 What I find uh interesting beyond the reviews you just gave is that one of the harshest critics of this movie is actually Stephen King himself. 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:29.759 Yeah. 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:32.720 I read a little bit about that when he sobered up. 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:37.840 So Stephen King and Brian, you talked you touched on it. 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:39.919 This is based upon his short story Trucks. 00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:40.320 Yep. 00:15:40.720 --> 00:15:46.639 But then he wrote the screenplay, and this is his only movie that he ever directed himself. 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:57.759 Now, lots and lots of movies have been made about and used and derived from Stephen King material, but this is the only time Stephen King did the directing. 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:08.559 Uh so can I just say there's something to be said for when you do it and you fuck it up to be like, you know what, I'm done. 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:10.480 I'm not cut out to direct. 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:11.039 Sure. 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:17.279 And I think so lots and lots of things had been made using Stephen King's material. 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:23.120 And one of the most popular movies, I think, prior to this, Maxim Overdrive coming out, was The Shining. 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:26.240 And The Shining was directed by Stanley Kubrick. 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:31.360 Stanley Kubrick really wanted to, you know, he every movie was a different style and genre. 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:37.120 He really wanted to do something horror, and so he wanted to do this Stephen King uh story of The Shining. 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:42.720 And but he did not tap Stephen King to write the screenplay. 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:57.120 Instead, he tapped someone else to write the screenplay, and when uh basically what his his what Kubrick basically said at the time, and I'm paraphrasing here, I wanted to tap a really good American writer to write the screenplay. 00:16:59.120 --> 00:17:00.639 Which pissed Stephen King off. 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:03.919 Stephen King really didn't like that movie. 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:06.799 No, no, it's not a movie. 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:19.359 You know, because basically Kubrick took a lot of liberties and went in his own direction and did his own thing, and it you know, and as far as King was concerned, it went in totally different direction than what he wanted, and he was pissed off about that. 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:22.000 And I think that was probably harboring a bit of grudge from that. 00:17:22.160 --> 00:17:32.400 And basically he, you know, he had kind of made it known that yeah, there's lots of movies made about made from my material, but none of them are very good. 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:46.160 And so I want to and in fact, there if you you can go on YouTube and you can find the the trailer for Maxim Overdrive, which basically featured Stephen King talking shit about all the other Stephen King movies that were out there. 00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:46.720 Oh, that's cool. 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:54.400 And basically said, there have been lots of movies made using my material, but this time where it's gonna be done right. 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.839 Now I'm gonna scare the hell out of you. 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:08.559 So I just I I wanna I want to tap in to my my inner Dave Chappelle and just say, cocaine's a hell of a drug. 00:18:09.440 --> 00:18:17.440 Yeah, so now at least like Justin said, at least he was self-aware enough after the fact to be like, yeah, I did it, I'm done. 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:19.680 Well, my cup of tea. 00:18:20.079 --> 00:18:26.240 And from the stories I I've read about this, you know, he had a lot working against him. 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:29.680 Uh he was working with the cinematographer who only spoke Italian. 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:32.880 So there was a lot of translation issues and things going back and forth. 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.400 Stephen King was learning how to do the job on the job. 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:43.440 Uh, he was breaking fundamental rules of filmmaking that none of the cast and crew could like, whoa, whoa, whoa, are you sure you want to do that? 00:18:43.599 --> 00:18:52.400 So uh Stephen King was calling up George Romero after hours and and like, hey, can you give me a tutorial on the 180 rule? 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:54.160 What's the 180 access rule? 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:55.039 I don't understand it. 00:18:55.200 --> 00:19:01.359 And and so he was basically getting getting told how to be a director by another director while directing a movie. 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:01.759 Yeah. 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:09.200 Um, and you know, by King's own admission, he was coked out of his mind and didn't know what he was doing. 00:19:09.839 --> 00:19:26.160 Uh but what I thought was really funny is there is a the the onset translator uh said that he personally didn't see King doing any coke, but he did notice him drinking a lot, and that it would be pretty normal for him to hit the set at 8 a.m. 00:19:26.559 --> 00:19:30.240 open up his first beer and be 10 beers in by lunchtime. 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:33.279 So, yeah, there were some things going on. 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:38.079 Oh boy.

00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:49.119 But as far as this this film goes, he he wrote the screenplay in three weeks, and what he was envisioning was a mechanical version of Alfred Hitchcock's The Bird. 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:49.599 Right. 00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:52.559 He kind of used that the birds, not the birds. 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:53.599 That's a different movie entirely. 00:19:53.839 --> 00:19:56.319 Yeah, he kind of used that as the blueprint. 00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:59.599 So the same kind of thing, just with machines, not birds. 00:19:59.839 --> 00:20:00.160 Okay. 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:02.240 Room vroom, not tweak, tweet. 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:10.640 Well, he wrote something in three weeks that left a lot of holes. 00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:12.880 Yeah, maybe it just took a little bit more time. 00:20:13.200 --> 00:20:14.240 You probably should have. 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:18.640 So yeah, he was dissatisfied with the other films that were being made. 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:21.039 Never mind the fact that they were also making him money. 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:25.200 You know, I'm surprised that they even made another one after this. 00:20:27.279 --> 00:20:30.319 I'm surprised he didn't blackball himself from uh entertainment. 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:37.039 Well, I mean, uh that same year in 1986, Stand By Me was also in theaters. 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:38.160 Another King book. 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:40.079 Which made$52.3 million. 00:20:41.039 --> 00:20:43.200 Okay, so we're back on the we're back on the money bus. 00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:45.920 Stick to just being a writer. 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:52.319 Do you guys want to take stabs at what some of the highest grossing Stephen King movies have been over time? 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:53.519 Oh, let's go. 00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:55.039 Highest grossing Stephen King. 00:20:55.519 --> 00:20:56.720 Highest domestic grossing. 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:58.799 Which which movies do you think did the best? 00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:00.640 It uh that's number one. 00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:05.920 The 2017 uh edition uh made$328.9 million dollars. 00:21:06.160 --> 00:21:06.319 Okay. 00:21:06.559 --> 00:21:08.240 What about what about misery? 00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:10.720 Misery was the ninth highest ranking. 00:21:10.799 --> 00:21:11.359 Oh wow, that's great. 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:14.799 It number two. 00:21:15.200 --> 00:21:19.599 That's the second highest with 211.6 million. 00:21:20.079 --> 00:21:21.440 What about Pet Cemetery? 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:31.200 Pet Cemetery is the fifth highest grossing with or I'm sorry, the 2019 edition uh version of Pet Cemetery made 54.7 million. 00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:32.720 Oh, I didn't know there was that. 00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:33.759 I didn't either. 00:21:34.240 --> 00:21:39.039 Uh there's a 1989 version made 57.5 million. 00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:41.519 So there's a new version of Pet Cemetery. 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:42.240 Well, newer. 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:43.839 I wouldn't say new at this point. 00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:44.799 It was twenty nineteen. 00:21:44.960 --> 00:21:46.079 It's still seven years old. 00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:46.640 Okay. 00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:47.440 But newer. 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:48.799 New to me. 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:52.640 Um The Shining. 00:21:53.279 --> 00:21:58.640 The Shining is uh the twelfth highest um with forty five point three million. 00:21:58.960 --> 00:21:59.599 Oh, I've got one. 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:00.960 The Green Mile. 00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:04.640 The Green Mile is number three at$136.8 million. 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:06.160 We got one, two, and three. 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:07.440 Yeah, what about Shawshank? 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:10.480 Shawshank is not as high as I thought it would be. 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:11.920 Yeah, it didn't do so well in the movie theater. 00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:14.480 13th at uh 28.8 million. 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:16.880 Okay, so we have one, two, three, and five. 00:22:17.119 --> 00:22:17.519 Correct? 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:18.880 What's number four? 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:20.480 What would be number four? 00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:22.319 I don't know that much about number one. 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:25.200 So I'll tell you, I I had to look this one up. 00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:26.640 I don't even remember this movie. 00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:28.079 Uh 1408. 00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:29.680 1408, never heard of it. 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:30.799 That's uh the room. 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:32.079 Yep, that's that's correct. 00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:32.319 Yep. 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:33.519 Uh made$72 million. 00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:34.319 Okay. 00:22:34.559 --> 00:22:37.519 So yeah, he's it's never saw, never saw it. 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:39.599 His works have cranked in some cash. 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:40.480 They sure have. 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:41.599 He's a cash cow. 00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:45.039 So we we've talked about Stephen King, the writer and director of this movie. 00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:48.799 Why don't we take uh a little bit of time here and talk about the people who were in the movie? 00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:50.000 Alright. 00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:55.440 First up, I have Bill Robinson played by Emilio Esteves. 00:22:55.920 --> 00:23:01.279 If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing? 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:12.640 Bill is a cook at the Dixie Boy truck stop, who quickly finds himself becoming the reluctant leader of the survivors. 00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:21.680 He's sarcastic, tough, resourceful, and increasingly pissed off as the trucks make everyone's day considerably worse. 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:26.880 So Astrophot was only 24 years old when maximum overdrive was released. 00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:31.200 You know, there was not a lot of good acting in this movie. 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:31.680 No. 00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:32.240 No. 00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:36.079 But I thought Emilio did an okay job. 00:23:36.160

--> 00:23:37.680 I I mean he was alright. 00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:44.880 I actually had a conversation with my wife of uh maybe it's a comparative analysis compared to everybody else. 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:50.240 But uh yeah, I I thought he was He wasn't terrible. 00:23:50.480 --> 00:23:51.039 He wasn't terrible. 00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:52.400 He was the best of the bad. 00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:53.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:53.680 I'll go there. 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:56.240 He's kind of like me whenever bring the best of the worst beer. 00:23:56.559 --> 00:24:00.319 It's like when when Coors Light wins the night, because it's the best of the worst. 00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:02.000 Emilio is Coors Light. 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:03.680 I I think that's a fair comparison. 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:07.599 Um he was already I wish I had a Coors Light right now. 00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:09.039 Oh, come on now. 00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:10.319 Suck it up. 00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:13.920 Uh so he was already an established actor. 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:18.960 Uh he was a Hollywood commodity, uh part of the Brat Pack, coming off the Outsiders. 00:24:19.119 --> 00:24:22.160 No Repo Man, The Breakfast Club, and St. 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:23.359 Elmo's Fire. 00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:28.000 But this was kind of his opportunity to transition into a leading man. 00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:30.000 He tried. 00:24:30.960 --> 00:24:31.599 Yeah. 00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:35.920 Good try. 00:24:36.240 --> 00:24:37.359 Good try, Emilio. 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:38.160 Good try. 00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:50.559 Interestingly, this same year in 1986, he starred in the movie Wisdom, which he also wrote and directed, making uh him one of the youngest people ever to write, direct, and star in a major studio feature. 00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:51.759 Never heard of it. 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:52.799 Me either. 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:53.920 But he still did it. 00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:55.599 It must have been great. 00:24:56.079 --> 00:24:57.039 He did a thing. 00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:58.559 Isn't he the son of Charlie Sheen? 00:24:58.640 --> 00:24:58.720 Yeah. 00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:00.160 Martin Sheen. 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:00.319 Yeah. 00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:01.839 Um Brother 2. 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:02.640 Charlie Sheen. 00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:02.880 Charlie. 00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:04.480 Are they half brothers or are they full brothers? 00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:05.039 Oh, they're full brothers. 00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:05.519 Full brothers? 00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:11.920 So Martin Sheen's actual name is Martin Estevez, uh, but he uh took the the stage name Martin Sheen because it was more marketable. 00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:18.720 In fact, there are movies you can find that that were made with Martin Estevez as his as a screen name. 00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:23.039 Um I wonder why Sheen is more marketable than Estevez. 00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:25.359 Sheen. 00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:25.759 Yeah. 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:26.799 Sheen. 00:25:27.599 --> 00:25:28.000 Sheen. 00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:28.960 Sheen. 00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:38.480 Somehow, though, it worked out for him because he did go on to be in Young Guns, Young Guns 2, and possibly the most important film he ever was in. 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:39.599 Oh, The Flying V. 00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:41.279 The Mighty Ducks. 00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:41.440 Yeah. 00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:41.839 Absolutely. 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:42.319 Absolutely. 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:44.400 Super important in my childhood. 00:25:45.680 --> 00:25:47.200 Uh all right, who else we got? 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:51.519 Next up, I have Bubba Hendershot, played by Pat Hingle. 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:56.480 That thing's over your ass is grass, boy. 00:25:58.240 --> 00:25:59.920 Grass, you hear me. 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:02.079 The fuck did he just say? 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:08.160 So Bubba is the gruff, heavily armed owner of the Dixie Boy. 00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:16.559 He's an old school paranoid survivalist who has apparently been preparing for the apocalypse long before the apocalypse actually showed up. 00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:18.319 Which is when you should start preparing. 00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:18.640 Right. 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:18.960 You should. 00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:20.799 Because if you wait until the last minute, it's too late. 00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:23.200 You can't wait till the last minute for the apocalypse. 00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:28.799 No, if you if you're gonna start accruing rocket launchers and assault weapons, now is the time. 00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:33.200 In fact, yesterday was the time, and maybe even a week ago was the time you should have started. 00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:33.920 Right. 00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:37.599 You brought up a giant hole in the plot. 00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:40.160 We'll get to that later. 00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:43.039 Why are they hip firing rocket launchers? 00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:48.480 Uh well, if if you have all that firepower, why are you not using it? 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:50.240 And using it early and often. 00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:51.359 Oh man. 00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:51.920 Yeah, of course. 00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:53.519 Anyways, I digress. 00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:54.559 Who's next? 00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:55.200 Bubba. 00:26:55.519 --> 00:27:04.000 Well, actually, no, before we do that, I what I what I think was interesting about uh Pat Hingle, which is a terrible name. 00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:09.039 Um just three years after Maxim Overdrive, he was Commissioner Gordon. 00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:12.480 Opposite opposite Michael Keaton in Tim Burton's Batman. 00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:12.799 Yeah. 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:13.599 No couldn't. 00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:14.000 Yeah. 00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:14.480 Okay. 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:19.599 And then he returned as Gordon in Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin. 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:23.839 He probably

should have gone by Patrick. 00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:25.599 Patrick Hingle. 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.480 Patrick Hingle sounds so much better than Pat. 00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:31.279 Pat Pat Engel. 00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:32.720 Pat Hingle. 00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:33.599 Who's that? 00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:35.119 It's Pat! 00:27:35.359 --> 00:27:38.400 It sounds it sounds like my cat's throwing up. 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:40.079 Pat Engel. 00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:48.160 Alright, next on my list is Brett Graham, played by Laura Harrington. 00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:49.599 Pull in there. 00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:54.160 And if you don't get your hand off my leg, you're gonna be wiping your ass with a hook the next time you take a dump. 00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:57.440 Brett is a young man's name. 00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:06.160 I mean, Brett Brett is a young woman traveling through town who gets trapped at the truck stop with the others. 00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:18.079 She's independent, resourceful, and develops a relationship with Bill while doing a surprisingly good job of holding her own amid the vehicular insanity. 00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:21.200 That was poetic. 00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:21.599 Yeah. 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:22.720 Brett. 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:25.519 Yeah, no talk about his time as a right winger for the St. 00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:26.319 Louis Blues. 00:28:28.079 --> 00:28:32.960 It's hard to say all those words with an 11% beer in my mouth. 00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:36.640 Oh, beer in your mouth. 00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:36.960 Sorry. 00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:37.599 Beer. 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:38.960 Eleven percent beer. 00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:39.359 Okay. 00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:42.240 I have eleven percent beer in my mouth right now. 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.279 Um what else was she in? 00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:52.960 She was in The Dark End of the Street, uh, as well as The Adventurers of Buckaroo Bonsai across the eighth dimension. 00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:55.440 I would say I've not seen either of those. 00:28:55.680 --> 00:29:02.880 She was also uh in the movie Men at Work in 1990, where she once again appeared opposite Emilio Esteves. 00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:03.440 Yeah. 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:04.640 Strike three for me. 00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:09.920 Uh also in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, uh, The Devil's Advocate, and Polly. 00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:14.319 Okay, so I'm like two for seven. 00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:16.079 I mean, that's not bad. 00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:19.920 I mean, that that'll get you in the Hall of Fame if it if it was a batting average, right? 00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:21.519 I'm two for seven. 00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:23.119 Not too chabby. 00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:24.799 Alright, who else we got? 00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:28.720 Next up is Connie, played by Yearly Smith. 00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:31.119 I bet there's spiders down there. 00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:34.240 Oh, I hate anything with more than four legs. 00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:35.519 I can't

do this. 00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:39.680 I'm just gonna keep oh, don't drop me now after that delicate mouth. 00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:47.680 So Connie is Curtis's newlywed wife who finds herself trapped at the truck stop with her husband. 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:57.039 She's understandably terrified by the increasingly murderous machines and spends much of the movie trying to keep Curtis from doing anything stupid. 00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:01.839 And also, I think she might be Tangina Perrin's daughter. 00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:03.920 I was gonna say the same thing. 00:30:04.079 --> 00:30:05.200 I thought so too. 00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:07.359 All I can hear was Lisa Simpson. 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:09.119 Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong. 00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:10.000 You're not wrong. 00:30:10.160 --> 00:30:10.799 That's who she is. 00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:11.359 She is. 00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:18.720 And for for me, anytime I see and hear Yeardly Smith, all I can see and think of is Lisa Simpson. 00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:19.039 Yeah. 00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:19.839 Of course. 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:21.680 I was just trying to tie it back to our movie. 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:23.200 No, and I get where you go. 00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:25.519 Yeah, very very Tangina Jr. 00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:26.000 Yes. 00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:27.279 Tangina. 00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:28.799 Tangina. 00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:32.960 What do you think Tangina's wedding gift was to the young couple? 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:42.079 Probably teeth and blood and hair wrapped up in a flannel? 00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:45.119 I I was gonna think uh like a Ouija board. 00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:45.599 Okay. 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:46.000 Okay. 00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:47.839 Um his and hers. 00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:49.359 Okay. 00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:53.839 Personalized monogram Ouija boards. 00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:59.119 I think she I think her gift was to cater, pay for the catering of the wedding. 00:30:59.279 --> 00:30:59.599 Oh, okay. 00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:01.119 Where they had very practical. 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:09.440 Where they had roast beef with gravy. 00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:10.720 So so practical. 00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:13.119 Roast beef with gravy. 00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:14.880 When it was all done. 00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:17.359 This house is clear. 00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:18.640 Yeah. 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.400 This this table. 00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:25.680 She she she was just like a a she provided waitress services. 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:28.079 Uh yeah, the table is clear. 00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:28.720 Yeah. 00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:29.440 She'd be really good. 00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:31.759 She had all the apparitions come in and do the stuff. 00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:32.400 Oh, there you go. 00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:34.480 What an occasion. 00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:34.799 Right. 00:31:35.039 --> 00:31:35.200 Yeah. 00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:35.839 How cool. 00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:36.559 Heck yeah.

00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:37.759 All right, who's next? 00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:40.880 Next up is Curtis, played by John Short. 00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:43.200 I think I just loaded my pants. 00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:49.359 Curtis is Connie's newlywed husband and one of the survivors at the truck stop. 00:31:49.759 --> 00:32:00.640 He's kind of brave and well-intentioned, but he's also the kind of guy who sees a giant killer truck outside and thinks, yeah, I should probably go check that out. 00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:06.000 He was a bit of a dum-dum. 00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:07.440 He was a dum-dum. 00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:08.720 Big old dum-dum. 00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:09.680 There were a lot of dum-dums. 00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.079 There's a whole bunch of dum-dums in this movie. 00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:14.240 You might be shocked. 00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:19.920 But Maxim Overdrive is uh is his most notable role. 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:21.279 You've gotta be kidding me. 00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:22.880 No way. 00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:23.599 I know. 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:24.960 I know. 00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:31.039 I saw the name Short, though, and then I was like instantly like, is that Martin Short's family? 00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:32.400 Like, is that his son? 00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:35.200 I didn't look up, but maybe he didn't add any there. 00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:36.319 Let's just say it was. 00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:37.119 I wasn't curious. 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:39.759 I wasn't curious enough. 00:32:41.119 --> 00:32:43.279 I was kind of hoping the guy would die. 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:44.079 Yeah. 00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:44.400 Yeah. 00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:44.799 Yeah. 00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:52.640 And then Tangina's daughter would be like, and then Tangina shows up and raises him from the dead. 00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:53.440 There you go. 00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.839 Then you have a whole like, you know, cemetery situation going on. 00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:00.319 This street has a lot of hearts. 00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:05.200 And who else we got? 00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:12.079 My last person on this list is Deke Keller, played by Holter Graham. 00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.119 This is for my daddy, not off software bitch. 00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:21.519 Hell yeah, Deke. 00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:31.039 Deke is Duncan's young son who gets caught up in the chaos and ultimately becomes one of the people the survivors are desperately trying to protect. 00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:36.559 So Graham was uh about 14 years old when Maxim Overdrive was released. 00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:37.119 Yeah. 00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:38.880 His first feature film role. 00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:42.000 Uh his next movie was slightly more prestigious. 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:47.279 He played uh Denny Lachant's Gordy's deceased older brother in Stand By Me. 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:51.039 So he in the same year was in two Stephen King movies. 00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:51.680 Wow. 00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:54.799

Only one of which, this one, was directed by Stephen King. 00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:55.920 Good for you, Deke. 00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:56.400 Yeah. 00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:58.640 Deke is a weird name. 00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:00.319 I also name. 00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.559 Maybe maybe Stephen King's neighbor. 00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:04.640 That's why he got cast in all these things. 00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:16.000 There was something in the fact that his name was Deke, and years later, Gordon uh Emilio Estevez would play Gordon Bombay, whose famous move was the triple Deke. 00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:18.880 The triple Dek! Oh shit, you tied it all together. 00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:20.239 I did, and a nice little bow. 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.159 Bringing it back to Mighty Ducks. 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.480 And you know how much I love a bow. 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:26.800 The bows and how they're tied together. 00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:29.599 I I think it's just a grand coincidence. 00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:30.639 Oh no. 00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:33.679 Now that Seth has presented it, it's gospel. 00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:34.559 Airtight. 00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:35.119 Mm-hmm. 00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:36.880 You know what's weird? 00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:43.760 Child actors and actresses are usually the weakest link in the acting in all the movies. 00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:44.079 Yeah. 00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:45.760 I thought he was one of the stronger ones. 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:47.760 I fully agree. 00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:48.239 Yeah. 00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:50.960 I thought he he was barely in the movie. 00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:51.199 Yeah. 00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:53.360 And he was still one of the best actors in it. 00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:54.800 I couldn't agree more. 00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:59.679 Man, I just took my final drink of that optimum. 00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:01.119 I'm getting ready to. 00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:02.960 And it hurt my soul. 00:35:03.119 --> 00:35:03.360 Yeah. 00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:04.880 It ripped it right out of my chest. 00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:06.000 Because it's over? 00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:06.639 No. 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:09.519 I could use a water. 00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:11.599 Um well. 00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:18.880 Excuse me, I just finished my That's a hefty burr. 00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:19.920 Hey, hey. 00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:23.519 Well, bing! Another hair just grew out of my chest. 00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:36.719 So outside of acting in film and television, what I find interesting about Graham is that he went on to become a prolific voice actor as well as audiobook narrator. 00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:42.719 And he's narrated a number of audiobooks, including works by Stephen King. 00:35:43.039 --> 00:35:43.679 Weird. 00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:45.119 Weird indeed. 00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:45.679 Yeah. 00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:49.679 Is there anyone else in this movie, character-wise, that we want to talk about? 00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:50.800 There's

a couple. 00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:51.360 Okay. 00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:59.760 Um did you guys notice the man in the arcade room who got fried by the uh video arcade? 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:01.280 I noticed him getting fried. 00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:04.639 Um, but I don't know who that is. 00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:09.360 That was Giancarlo Esposito. 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:09.840 What? 00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:10.320 Yes. 00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:13.280 Gus Fring from Breaking Bad? 00:36:13.519 --> 00:36:14.079 That was him. 00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:15.679 I'll be dipped. 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:16.159 Right? 00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:16.880 Isn't that crazy? 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:18.559 I'll be dipped in dog shit. 00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:20.800 I didn't know any of that. 00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.559 So, and there's one more character. 00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:23.119 Okay. 00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:27.440 She is credited as second woman. 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:28.719 Second woman. 00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:31.119 What did she go on to do? 00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:35.280 And that character was played by Marla Maples. 00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:36.559 Uh-uh. 00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:37.199 Yeah. 00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:40.079 One of uh Trump's ex-wives. 00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:41.119 Uh-huh. 00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:42.719 I don't remember. 00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:44.480 I I watched the movie. 00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:46.159 I didn't notice her. 00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:48.559 I'm not even sure who the second woman is. 00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:49.840 Second woman where? 00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:50.480 I don't know. 00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:52.320 She's second woman. 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:52.960 Okay. 00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:53.679 Okay. 00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:54.159 All right. 00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:56.159 But for Trump, it's probably like the 28th. 00:36:56.239 --> 00:36:56.880 I don't know. 00:36:57.760 --> 00:36:58.559 In a row? 00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:03.679 You threw a clerk reference in there. 00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:04.559 I sure did. 00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:05.199 I sure did. 00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:17.440 Well, now that we've talked about all the people who are in the movie, let's take a moment and talk about your second beer of the podcast. 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:19.440 We don't need to talk about it. 00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:21.840 So this is a pick of Justin's. 00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:23.119 We don't need to talk about it. 00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:23.599 Come on. 00:37:24.079 --> 00:37:25.440 Can we say talk about it? 00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:28.880 I think we need to talk a lot about it. 00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:29.360 Okay. 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:33.920 Well, this is a pumpkin beer. 00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:34.719 Mmm. 00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.599 You know how much we love those. 00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:46.960 And this continues the streak of me believing that pumpkin beers are bullshit and no one should make them ever. 00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:51.199 Uh, it is Schlafly Brewing, which is local. 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:51.840 It is. 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.079 And has some very good tasty beers. 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:54.800 They do. 00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:57.440 Uh, this is a vanilla pumpkin ale. 00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:04.880 Uh, it's an ale brewed with vanilla extract, pumpkin, and spices. 00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:05.760 It is. 00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:12.480 I think probably the only good thing about this thing is it's an 8% ABV. 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:19.119 So it's a step down from the optimum, but it's still a pretty stout beer. 00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:23.920 Now, I will say it does not taste like an 8%. 00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:25.119 No, it doesn't. 00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:25.840 It doesn't. 00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:27.760 I I think the sweetness covers it up. 00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:30.480 Which makes it a dangerous beer. 00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:33.199 If you're gonna drink these, if you like them. 00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:34.960 It tastes like vanilla extract. 00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:36.639 It does taste like vanilla extract. 00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:37.840 Very heavy on the beer. 00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:42.480 I I gotta I gotta think hard to taste the pumpkin. 00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:44.559 So this is uh 100%. 00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:54.000 Our pumpkin beer on the last episode on the Nightmare uh on Elm Street episode was also a vanilla pumpkin ale. 00:38:56.400 --> 00:39:01.840 That one I felt mellowed out and I thought was was very drinkable after a few sips in. 00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:03.920 Um I'm not getting there with this one. 00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:07.440 I still just getting that this is a sipper? 00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:07.760 No. 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.639 Because I can't can't swig more than a sip on this. 00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:12.320 Well, if you do, you'll get diabetes. 00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:18.000 Well, it does say on the neck of this thing. 00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:20.079 Uh where is it? 00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:29.119 Schlathley vanilla pumpkin ale blends classic pumpkin pie spices with the creamy sweetness of vanilla. 00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:30.480 Life is short. 00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:32.320 Drink dessert first. 00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:35.760 It is sweet enough to be a dessert beer. 00:39:35.920 --> 00:39:37.039 It's a dessert beer, yeah. 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:37.920 100%. 00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:43.679 I don't like it. 00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:45.760 I'm with you. 00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:52.480 I'm also gonna say that I will probably never like any pumpkin beer that we bring to the table. 00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:53.760 One day we'll find one. 00:39:53.920 --> 00:40:00.239 I think that I said before that it will always be my third place, and I will happily take third place on this one. 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:04.880 You know, this is a distinct 180 from uh our verse beer. 00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.400 Very, very you go from bitter to sweet. 00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:08.800 Yeah. 00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:09.440 Yeah. 00:40:09.760 -->

00:40:10.159 Yeah. 00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.199 We keep looking for a pumpkin beer that's tolerable. 00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:20.320 So, listeners, if if you have a suggestion with all ears. 00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:21.679 Please, somebody. 00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:22.960 Somebody come up with one. 00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:24.960 Throw us a fucking bone. 00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:26.320 Put it in the comments. 00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:27.920 What's your favorite pumpkin beer? 00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:31.199 Because or what's a pumpkin beer that you can tolerate well? 00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:36.800 Because the only one so far has been the pumpkin that was mixed with a porter. 00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:37.119 Yeah. 00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:37.519 Right? 00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:38.880 And that was a strong play. 00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:39.760 It was. 00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:42.480 I'll still pumpkin. 00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:44.159 I I'm not gonna vote for you. 00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:49.360 You're always gonna be my third place, but it was probably the best version of a pumpkin. 00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:50.000 I agree. 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:51.360 But you had to mix it. 00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:55.360 Why why don't we see more porters or stouts with pumpkin? 00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:56.159 I don't know. 00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:58.639 I I think they go together like peanut butter and jelly. 00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:12.079 Because I think all these pumpkin beers are targeting the same audience that go in for the Starbucks pumpkin lattes, who are not your standard craft beer drinkers. 00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:17.840 I could see I'm a craft beer drinker, and I do like a pumpkin latte. 00:41:19.440 --> 00:41:21.199 So let bring that in. 00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:25.840 I'm a bit where is I I'm uh I'm a basic white girl. 00:41:26.079 --> 00:41:28.239 When it comes to my pumpkin latte. 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:29.920 Where's the dark pump? 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.079 I think you need to help a balance. 00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:33.440 How about a pumpkin coffee beer? 00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:34.559 That's a good question. 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:37.760 Pumpkin coffee beer with pumpkin espresso stout would be great. 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:44.239 I think a pumpkin with just a roasted it could be a uh it could be a brown ale, I think would be a good pairing. 00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:54.639 I a stout would be a great pairing, a porter could be a good pairing, but they always go with these light body ales where the pumpkin flavor has nothing to balance it. 00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:55.199 Right. 00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:56.719 It's too much, it's too sweet. 00:41:56.880 --> 00:42:00.480 And if they do balance it, they throw in something else, like in this case, vanilla. 00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:05.440 Vanilla, which just makes it coyingly sweet. 00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.800 You know, I'm gonna throw a call out. 00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:14.239 I I know a couple breweries follow us and listen to the show because they like our cake on the beer. 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:15.280 And the movies. 00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:23.039 I'm going to challenge them to make a coffee pumpkin stout. 00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:24.719 You know who you are. 00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:26.320 You know who you are. 00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:27.119 Do it. 00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:28.239 You heard it here first. 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:28.800 Do it. 00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:30.480 I don't know if anybody else is making it. 00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:31.440 You could be the first. 00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:32.719 You could corner this market. 00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:33.119 Yeah. 00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:33.599 Oh. 00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:36.800 You could make some You could make a pumpkin beer good. 00:42:37.280 --> 00:42:38.719 Or tolerable at least. 00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:41.920 Palatable. 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:42.559 Yeah. 00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:43.440 Alright. 00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:45.360 But this is not a no. 00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:46.800 Well, what do you guys say? 00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.920 We get into the nitty-gritty of maximum overdrive. 00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:51.280 That's nits and grits. 00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:52.320 Do we have to? 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:53.039 Yes. 00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:54.159 Yes, we do. 00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:56.800 You is what we're here for, Brian. 00:42:56.880 --> 00:43:00.079 And goddammit, you picked this movie, so we're gonna talk about it. 00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:01.599 All my fault. 00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:20.159 Well, we start the movie off with uh what I can only describe as a very crap image of stars, which tilts down to a similarly crap view of a non-rotating Earth in front of more crap looking stars and little wisps of green floating by. 00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:25.039 And then a yellow bit of text fades onto the screen. 00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:33.440 Now, all my fellow graphic design nerds out there, I'm gonna warn you, this is a trigger warning. 00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:41.760 They use a justify alignment for all the text, except for the first line, which is which is indented. 00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:46.800 Also, all the text is in italics. 00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:48.000 Why? 00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:48.639 Ew. 00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.199 Italics is for emphasis. 00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:55.199 If everything is emphasized, nothing is emphasized. 00:43:55.519 --> 00:43:56.159 That's true. 00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:58.719 I think I think we struck a nerve. 00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:02.480 Anyway. 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:08.719 But he also says eight days, five hours, twenty-nine minutes, twenty-three seconds. 00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:09.199 Yeah. 00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:11.440 And it reminded me of Donnie Darko. 00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.960 And I had to go back and look at the Donnie Darko, and it wasn't that. 00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:18.639 But I was like, damn. 00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:18.880 Yeah. 00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:19.920 That's pretty damn close. 00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:21.519

So with very specific. 00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:34.559 What the text tells us is that on June 19, 1987, at 9 47 AM Eastern Standard Time, Earth begins passing through the extraordinarily diffuse tail of the rogue comet Rhea M. 00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.599 What does extraordinarily diffuse even mean? 00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:41.199 It is very big and wide. 00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:41.840 Okay. 00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:43.599 It has a giant berth. 00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:45.119 Then use those words. 00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:45.599 Yeah. 00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:53.760 The Earth will remain in the tail of the comet for eight days, five hours, twenty-nine minutes, and twenty-three seconds. 00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:57.119 Why specifically AM Eastern Standard Time? 00:44:58.079 --> 00:44:59.679 Well, you have to have a focal point. 00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:01.599 I mean, you want them to use like great time. 00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:03.840 But they are being so goddamn specific. 00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:04.079 Yeah. 00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.280 Just say on this day. 00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.639 We don't have to go into hours and minutes and so on and so forth. 00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:22.639 Beyond that, again, the layout design nerding me got so pissed off the fact they spelled out 29 minutes and 23 seconds using words instead of numbers. 00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:27.519 Because you you spell out numbers below 10. 00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:29.599 After that, you can use the actual digits. 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:30.400 True. 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:30.800 Yeah. 00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:31.519 Very true. 00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:33.039 So god damn you. 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:35.039 You pissed me off to start off. 00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:37.679 29 minutes. 00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:40.400 Are you criticizing one of America's greatest authors? 00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:41.760 Fucking yes, I am. 00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:46.800 We cut from this though to Wilmington, North Carolina. 00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:49.519 Have you have either of you guys ever been to Wilmington, North Carolina? 00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:50.559 I have been to Wilmington. 00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:51.199 I have not. 00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:52.320 I've been. 00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:53.840 It's a nice lovely place. 00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:55.679 Yeah, lovely, lovely place. 00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:58.000 Went there a number of years ago. 00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:01.760 My wife did and I did a road trip to Wilmington, stayed there for a few days. 00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:08.239 Actually, we went to Asheville, North Carolina for a few days, and then drove to Wilmington and then to Wrightfield Beach. 00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:09.920 So we did the whole North Carolina tour. 00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:16.400 I heard that Asheville is supreme in craft beer. 00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:16.960 It is. 00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:24.880 Definitely worth a road trip. 00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:25.199 Yep. 00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:26.639 Second that. 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:29.840 But Wilmington, we we did really enjoyed it. 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:33.119 Went to they did a had a ghost tour that we went and did. 00:46:33.360 --> 00:46:33.599 Cool. 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:35.360 Haunted Wilmington. 00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:42.719 And then my wife was very excited because she loved the television show Dawson's Creek, which was filmed in Wilmington. 00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:45.599 So we got to go see some of the Dawson's Creek sites. 00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:48.800 Not nearly exciting to me, but but she liked it. 00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:52.800 So you know, I got to enjoy it through her, which made it fun for me. 00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:53.519 Yeah, yeah. 00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:58.320 You've got to do some of the things for her so you can enjoy the trip too. 00:46:58.480 --> 00:46:58.639 Yeah. 00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:04.559 Did she enjoy the part where Pacey was fucking his teacher? 00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:07.280 Especially that one. 00:47:08.239 --> 00:47:09.440 Yeah, that was that was the best part. 00:47:09.679 --> 00:47:10.559 They went to the school. 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:12.079 A little roleplay afterwards. 00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:16.320 Hey, what we did on our vacation is none of your goddamn business. 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:17.679 So yes. 00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:18.239 Yeah. 00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:18.559 Yeah. 00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:19.039 Uh huh. 00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:21.519 Uh we get a they lived it. 00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:22.159 Good for you. 00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:26.480 We we get a scene of a of a man uh at an ATM. 00:47:26.639 --> 00:47:35.440 Um and uh the ATM um well has uh has some sp unkind words for the gentleman. 00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:35.920 It does. 00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:38.960 Honey, come on over here, sugar buns. 00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:45.440 This machine just called me an asshole. 00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:50.719 And that gentleman was played by Stephen King. 00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:51.280 It was. 00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:52.159 Was it really? 00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:52.960 Yeah, that was him. 00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:55.360 Alright, nice, nice. 00:47:55.599 --> 00:48:01.840 Uh, and and from there we we kick into opening credits rolling with a bit of AC DC playing underneath. 00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:04.239 And AC DC did the music throughout the movie. 00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:05.119 They did. 00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:08.079 Um three original songs just for the movie. 00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:27.840 Yeah, Who Made Who is in here, and uh I forget which other ones were original to it, but but yeah, it was it was uh so basically Stephen King is one of his directorial choices, went to producer Dino Delorentis and said, Hey, hey, I want all the music to be by AC DC. 00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:30.400 Because cocaine. 00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:40.320 Yeah, because he went to AC DC and basically serenaded them with one of their own songs until they finally said, Okay, we'll fucking do it. 00:48:40.559 --> 00:48:41.920 And gave him

an eight-ball. 00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:43.360 Right? 00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:45.599 Angus was like, I'm all in. 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:50.079 So the three original songs were Who Made Who? 00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:53.599 Okay, DT, and Chase the Ace. 00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:54.960 Chase the Ace. 00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:55.599 Yep. 00:48:55.840 --> 00:48:58.880 All right, all right, and now we know. 00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:01.360 That's yeah, and knowing is half the battle. 00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:03.440 Don't ask me to hum a few bars. 00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:08.159 No, I don't know those songs because they they all sound alike. 00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:13.760 Yeah, are you saying that all ACDC's songs sound the same? 00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:20.480 I'm saying that AC DC has a distinct sound and each of their songs sound the same. 00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:24.320 There's a nicer way to say that, but yeah. 00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:24.880 Okay. 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:42.159 Well, from here we get a scene of the uh of a of a uh drawbridge with traffic on it that suddenly starts opening despite the fact there are all these cars and such already on it, and chaos ensues. 00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:42.960 It does. 00:49:54.400 --> 00:50:04.639 Now, so that that sound right there was a guy on a motorcycle who who falls over, slides somehow up the bridge and off the bridge. 00:50:06.559 --> 00:50:07.840 Physics don't matter. 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:08.559 It don't matter. 00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:20.159 This was the first scene in the movie really starting it off with this, and what and it was also the first scene in the movie where I'm thinking, boy, we could have done so much better with this. 00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:30.559 Now I will say it would be terrifying to be Oh, on one of those those bridges to be a car as it's coming up, as it's coming up, it would be terrifying. 00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:32.320 It would be, it'd be so scary. 00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:36.079 Car sliding backwards onto you, and what if you're that car like in the brake? 00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:36.559 Right. 00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:37.840 You know, you're just stuck there. 00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:38.480 You're scared. 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:45.039 Like that guy whose wheels were spinning, and but but but the physics in this scene don't add up. 00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:45.679 No, no, no. 00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:48.639 Like we we have watermelons flying through the air. 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:57.199 We have again motorcyclists who were sliding down the bridge, but then somehow slide off the bridge when the opening wouldn't have it doesn't work. 00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.400 No, doesn't make sense. 00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.840 I mean, unless you fell through the gap, but at that point it wasn't even opened that much. 00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:03.760 There was just all these things going on. 00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:07.360 It was chaotic, but it did make sense. 00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:18.800 No, no, so so when I saw this scene, the first thing that I was uh non-12-year-old Brian when you saw this scene was like, oh boy, we're in for a ride. 00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:23.440 And maybe not a good one, but this is this is gonna be nuts. 00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:24.320 It's something. 00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:31.360 But but I almost immediately began to question the premise of this movie, though. 00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:33.679 How could how could you not? 00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:42.960 Because how is it that the bridge is out of control, but all of these cars aren't? 00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:46.000 That that is a running question of mine. 00:51:46.400 --> 00:51:49.760 So not every machine turned at the same time. 00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.159 No, and not not all of them turned. 00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:56.960 And there didn't seem to be a rhyme or reason as to which machines and how. 00:51:57.199 --> 00:51:57.440 Right. 00:51:57.679 --> 00:52:05.760 Because in my mind, you you have well, you have things that are mechanical, you have things that are electrical, and you have things that are electronic. 00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:12.159 And each one, you know, it's a mechanical or just moving parts that are human operated by and large. 00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:12.480 Sure. 00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:16.960 You have electrical things that that are are just ran by electricity, but there's no intelligence to them. 00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:22.559 And you have electronics that have some form of elect you know, uh programmed control to them. 00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:29.440 There didn't seem to be any rhyme of reason which were affected in any given moment. 00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:36.000 In some manual non-electrical items. 00:52:36.239 --> 00:52:36.480 Right. 00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:36.880 Yeah. 00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:38.159 That we'll get into later. 00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:38.480 Uh-huh. 00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:39.840 Because I haven't noted. 00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:41.119 It's unreal. 00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:42.639 It was very willy-nilly. 00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:44.159 For lack of a better term. 00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:46.960 That is the perfect way to describe it. 00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:49.039 This movie was willy-nilly. 00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:50.800 Willy goddamn nilly. 00:52:51.199 --> 00:52:52.159 I agree. 00:52:52.880 --> 00:53:02.000 So from here, we go to the Dixie Boy truck stop, which is somewhere outside of Wilmington, North Carolina. 00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:07.519 Uh, and we meet employee Duncan Keller, who's trying to fuel up a vehicle. 00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:12.960 Uh, we got this big rig that comes in with a big, big green goblin face in the front. 00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:21.599 It's it's a semi with for a Troy store of some kind, and it's pulled up, and so Duncan's trying to fill it up, but suddenly the gas pump's not working. 00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:21.840 No. 00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:26.800 So he does just what any smart gas attendant would do. 00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:31.280 He stares directly

into the fucking nozzle until it hoses him in the eyes. 00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:32.320 It's always easy. 00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:34.719 It's always smart to look inside a hole, right? 00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:36.159 Like, yeah. 00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:39.360 Yeah, you couldn't see that happen from a mile away. 00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:44.000 So I will I want to jump back just a sec because this killed me. 00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:48.079 You were just talking about this guy, the pinball guy. 00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:48.480 Yeah. 00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:54.320 He was the pinball machine, like breaks and like the glass breaks, and there's sparks all over the place. 00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:57.199 And he says, Yo, mama. 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:05.360 And like the cigarette machine breaks too, and he's just like pocketing all the cigarettes. 00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:09.360 Like, yeah, the change machine is going nuts. 00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:10.400 Fucking great. 00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:12.159 He's just loading them his pockets. 00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:24.000 Uh, inside the truck stop, we also meet uh truck stop cook Bill, who is apparently being exploited by Dixie Boy owner Bubba Hennershot. 00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:26.960 Let me let me get this straight now. 00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:32.960 Now you want me to work for nine hours and only clock in for eight. 00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:35.440 I know you beat the college boy. 00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:39.039 Screw that, not this kid. 00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:41.920 You know what that star means, don't you? 00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:44.480 You ain't that obtuse, are you? 00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:46.480 On parole, boy. 00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:50.719 Either your ass belongs to me or it belongs to the state of North Carolina. 00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:55.039 So the obtuse thing. 00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:55.679 Mm-hmm. 00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:58.000 It reminds me of Shaw Shank Redemption. 00:54:58.159 --> 00:54:59.119 Shaw Shank Redemption. 00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:01.760 But it also reminds me of Family Guy. 00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:04.960 When they did their Shaw Shank Redemption episode. 00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:05.440 Yeah. 00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:09.760 And he was like, Why are you being so obtuse? 00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:13.760 And then like the guy was sitting as an obtuse ankle. 00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:21.280 But I also noticed in this moment here that his name is Bubba. 00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:24.079 But he calls everybody Bubba? 00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:26.000 He calls everybody else Bubba. 00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:27.760 Yeah, I didn't get that about this guy. 00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:29.119 What is that? 00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:30.559 I don't know. 00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:32.000 My name's Bubba. 00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:35.119 That'd be like me being like, hey, Justin. 00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:36.719 Yeah. 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:38.880 Oh, Justin. 00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:39.679 Hey, Justin. 00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:42.159 Like, I'm just gonna call you Justin from now on. 00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:43.360 Fuck you and your name. 00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:44.639 You're gonna go by my name. 00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:46.079 Bubba Justin. 00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:52.880 Now he Handershot mentions how Bill is a college boy. 00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:56.320 And he's mentioned this another multi a couple other times during the movie. 00:55:56.559 --> 00:55:57.039 Right. 00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:02.639 Is there anything about Bill that gives you the vibes that this guy went to college? 00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:06.159 Well, he's a felon, I guess, at the same time. 00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:08.880 Well, he's not a dumbass like everybody else is. 00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:12.000 It doesn't mean that he didn't go to college, but he's also a felon. 00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:13.280 That's why he's working there. 00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:13.760 Okay. 00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:16.400 Like he employs felons, that's what the stars were, right? 00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:16.719 Yeah. 00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:18.960 Do you see the the clock in with all the cards? 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:19.519 Yeah, yeah. 00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:21.519 If you have two stars, you're a super felon. 00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:24.880 But about two-thirds of the cards were starred. 00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:25.360 Right. 00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:25.599 Yeah. 00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:27.519 So he used that against these guys. 00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:32.239 Well, he probably gets some form of uh credit from the government for employing felons. 00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:33.519 Uh huh. 00:56:33.599 --> 00:56:33.760 Yeah. 00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:34.559 That's just smart. 00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:35.840 But it's also business. 00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:37.679 It's also keeps him under his thumb. 00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:38.239 Right, right. 00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:42.320 I will fuck you over if you fuck me over. 00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:42.719 Right. 00:56:42.880 --> 00:56:45.599 So you're gonna give me that extra unpaid hour of work. 00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:47.599 Or else. 00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:48.079 Yeah. 00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:49.360 Oh my god. 00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.000 Corporate America, Jesus Christ. 00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:53.519 We're doing that anyway. 00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:54.960 Fuck. 00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:58.719 Oh, and uh Bubba does one of your favorite things there, Justin. 00:56:58.880 --> 00:56:59.519 Yeah. 00:56:59.760 --> 00:57:02.639 Where he calls grown ass men boy. 00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:05.199 Oh, I fucking hate it. 00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:05.599 Right. 00:57:05.840 --> 00:57:06.480 And Bubba. 00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:08.960 A guy named Bubba is gonna call me boy. 00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:09.280 Right. 00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:10.559 I'm gonna slit your throat. 00:57:11.039 --> 00:57:13.360 Oh my god, I'll slit your throat so hard. 00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:19.199 Well, while Bill is uh is being exploited by Bubba, hey Just Justin. 00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:19.679 Uh-huh. 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:21.199

Let's move on, boy. 00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:30.400 Uh waitress Wanda June is left to man the grill. 00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:31.840 Uh she's real bad at it. 00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:32.800 She's terrible at it. 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:38.719 And it doesn't help that uh she's suddenly injured when an electric carving knife comes alive and attacks her. 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:42.000 Just cuts into her arm. 00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:42.960 It sure did. 00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:46.880 Uh but Bill quickly takes care of business, dispatching it with a hammer. 00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:47.280 Yeah. 00:57:47.599 --> 00:57:50.159 Which was just sitting there for some reason. 00:57:50.320 --> 00:57:51.840 I don't know why. 00:57:53.440 --> 00:58:02.320 Um, in the game room, uh, the arcade machines are going haywire after spitting out free money and cigarettes, and and then they and they just murder a guy. 00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:03.599 Just electrocute him. 00:58:03.840 --> 00:58:08.000 Electrocute him with the aid of bad special visual effects and cheesy explosions. 00:58:08.400 --> 00:58:09.039 Your mama. 00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:13.760 Oh my god, he still had electricity running over his face. 00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:14.239 Yeah. 00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:14.480 Yeah. 00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:15.440 Oh, it was so bad. 00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:16.239 It was terrible. 00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:16.960 It was so bad. 00:58:17.119 --> 00:58:19.280 I can't believe that was Giancarlo as Posito. 00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:24.079 And as bad as that moment was, it only gets worse. 00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:24.559 Yep. 00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:29.039 Because we cut from here to a little league game. 00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:34.480 Um there's so many things. 00:58:34.639 --> 00:58:36.719 I'm just gonna start from the beginning in this scene. 00:58:36.880 --> 00:58:42.000 So we got Deke, uh, who's a kid in a red shirt and jeans. 00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:42.559 Jeans. 00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:43.360 Who fucking played? 00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:44.639 We're baseball and jeans. 00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:48.400 Every single kid on this field was wearing jeans. 00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:49.280 They all were. 00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:50.159 You know what? 00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:53.360 In the 80s I played bowling games. 00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:53.840 Did you? 00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:58.880 Because I played Little League in the 80s in even podunk towns, and we didn't wear jeans. 00:58:59.039 --> 00:58:59.679 Oh, I did. 00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:02.880 I played in fourth grade. 00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:04.639 My one year in baseball. 00:59:04.719 --> 00:59:04.960 Yeah. 00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:06.480 I had baseball pants. 00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:06.800 Yeah. 00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:08.960 Oh, I didn't have baseball pants in the last game. 00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:10.239 We didn't wear jeans. 00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:10.960 Oh yeah. 00:59:11.039 --> 00:59:12.480 We I didn't think it was weird. 00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:13.360 Well I okay. 00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:13.760 All right. 00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:17.519 So you have I I will trust your experience in this. 00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:21.360 So if you think it's not weird, I'll I'll move on. 00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:30.000 Um what I did think was weird is is after the kids, you know, Deke hits a ball into play. 00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:32.719 Here around there are teams all rounding the bases. 00:59:33.039 --> 00:59:43.119 Um Deke's heading home, he leaps through the air towards home plate, but it's really not so much a slide as just a belly flop. 00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:44.880 Then he puts his arm out. 00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:45.360 Yeah. 00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:45.599 Yeah. 00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:47.840 With seconds to spare before the ball gets there. 00:59:48.239 --> 00:59:53.360 Seems like a very dramatic flare and finish that wasn't necessary in the slightest bit. 00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:56.239 Yeah, it was it was like a Pete Rose, Pete Rose slide. 00:59:58.480 --> 00:59:59.599 Little Charlie Hustle. 00:59:59.920 --> 01:00:00.960 Little Deke Hustle. 01:00:01.119 --> 01:00:01.280 Yeah. 01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:15.119 Uh and the red shirt team wins the game, and everybody's excited except for the coach, who has this look in his face like, God damn it, as he throws his clipboard down. 01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:17.119 Now I gotta buy sodas. 01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:22.159 Because, you know, team sodas are on him. 01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:23.440 Come on, you fuckers. 01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:25.599 Sodas on me. 01:00:25.840 --> 01:00:31.039 But but when he goes to purchase said sodas, things things go a little nuts. 01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:31.599 Yep. 01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:39.679 The vending machine is firing cans of soda like artillery. 01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:40.159 Yep. 01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:42.880 I don't know how. 01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:43.840 What the hell? 01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:45.280 No, I don't know. 01:00:53.199 --> 01:01:01.760 On one hand, if this were a standalone, I may have actually appreciated this scene because there was some some humor to it. 01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:04.480 It was kind of bizarre, kind of funny. 01:01:05.760 --> 01:01:09.119 But it doesn't fit the tone of anything else. 01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:09.760 No. 01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:12.320 It's it's it's disjointed. 01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:18.159 And and then again, the the inconsistencies on how this comet tail is working. 01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:24.239 Does it somehow remanufacture how soda machines dispense sodas? 01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:27.119 Because there's no firing mechanism, it's gravity. 01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:27.760 It just drops. 01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:29.039 It just drops, yeah. 01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:32.000 I guess it just made it overly aggressive. 01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.679 But these things came out as deadly projectiles. 01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:36.079 Uh-huh. 01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:37.039 Oh, he died. 01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:40.159 The coach gets killed by

soda cans. 01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:43.280 Did you see the mark on his mark on his forehead? 01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:44.159 That was gross. 01:01:44.400 --> 01:01:49.360 It was a bloody red circle on his face, and he was dead. 01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:51.760 And this thing killed him. 01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:55.840 Who knows how many kids got killed by flying soda cans? 01:01:56.000 --> 01:01:57.119 There were so many dead bodies. 01:01:57.280 --> 01:01:59.199 Like so many dead kids all over the ground. 01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:07.440 Puts on a catcher's mask and is somehow, you know, to shields the multiple facial takes he takes armies all the way up. 01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:07.840 Yeah. 01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:10.239 Other kids are running and scattering. 01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:12.800 Nobody's serpentining at all. 01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:16.000 Why are you running in a straight line? 01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:16.960 Serpentine. 01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:17.679 Serpentine. 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:18.239 Serpentine. 01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:19.760 Let's think about that for a second. 01:02:19.840 --> 01:02:24.639 Because if it's coming out straight, all you gotta do is move to the right or left. 01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:28.480 That's a that's the other big hole I had in this entire plot of this movie. 01:02:28.639 --> 01:02:30.480 Nobody thought about lateral movement. 01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:30.960 Oh no. 01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:32.559 Everyone just moves in straight lines. 01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:33.360 And that falls. 01:02:33.840 --> 01:02:35.920 Especially the people who got squished by the trucks. 01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:43.519 And this falls perfectly in line with the next part of the scene where the kid flips over his handlebars. 01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:46.639 So we have this kid who is trying to get away. 01:02:46.719 --> 01:02:48.559 It looks like on a 10-speed bike. 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:54.800 He's biking through the field, and all of a sudden, like the bike locks up and he flips head over heels over the handlebars. 01:02:54.960 --> 01:03:01.119 So just as a steamroller busts through the scoreboard and runs his ass over. 01:03:11.760 --> 01:03:15.360 I think yes, because of the timing and the perfect location. 01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:20.320 This was like a well-scripted, this was like a one-two punch. 01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.119 I I didn't know bikes could be taken over. 01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:24.320 I didn't think they should be able to get it. 01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:25.280 Because they shouldn't be. 01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:26.480 It's not a machine. 01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:27.039 No. 01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:30.239 And I just think the kid wasn't looking where he was going. 01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:31.280 So maybe he biffed it. 01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:32.000 And he biffed it. 01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:33.760 So we'll just we'll say he biffed it. 01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:34.079 Right. 01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:38.800 But it's very coincidental the location and timing of said biffing. 01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:55.519 Okay, so when the steamroller comes and runs him over after he falls off his bike, so they did this big blood bag and the steamroller runs over the blood bag, and then you kind of cut to that and the blood squished out everywhere when the kid's head goes under. 01:03:55.679 --> 01:03:56.000 Oh. 01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:58.400 And uh they were made to cut that. 01:03:58.639 --> 01:04:00.480 I I can understand why. 01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.599 So it would have been way cooler if they would have left it. 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:11.679 Oh heck yeah, I would have I don't know if I'd want to see that, but I would have at least liked to have seen the blood smear on the cylinder of the steamroller afterwards. 01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:16.960 Kind of like the blood smear on this on the the thing in uh the Indiana Jones movie. 01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:17.360 Right. 01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:19.199 When the bad guy gets in that rock crusher. 01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:19.599 Yeah. 01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:23.599 So here's my here's They almost had to cut that too. 01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:24.960 Here's my thing, though. 01:04:25.199 --> 01:04:28.960 Like But Stephen King said that was the best shot of the movie. 01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:33.280 That blood bags were and he was so pissed off they had to cut it out. 01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:34.480 I bet it's I bet it's not. 01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:38.079 But my question is, when was he judging the quality of that shot? 01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:41.199 When he was coked out of his brains? 01:04:42.159 --> 01:04:43.039 He's doing some gummies. 01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:45.599 He's like, oh yeah, it's really good. 01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:46.719 I like that. 01:04:46.960 --> 01:04:49.840 Yeah, just rubbing the rubbing the coke all over the gums. 01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:50.960 That makes me numb. 01:04:51.119 --> 01:04:52.000 It's good. 01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:54.639 Yeah, that was interesting. 01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:58.639 Deke grabs his Crew Jones Special Edition BMX. 01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:00.000 Oh, hell yeah, he did. 01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:01.519 And he heads out on his own. 01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:03.039 He did not do a backflip. 01:05:03.199 --> 01:05:03.519 No. 01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:04.880 He needed it. 01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:05.440 It's a shame. 01:05:05.599 --> 01:05:05.760 Yeah. 01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:06.400 He needed a ramp. 01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:07.360 They should have put that. 01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:08.639 They should have put that in there somewhere. 01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:11.039 He would have got away faster if he had done a backflip. 01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:11.440 For sure. 01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:12.880 He'd have won the race. 01:05:13.360 --> 01:05:14.800 He would have won the race. 01:05:16.480 --> 01:05:21.920 I do gotta say, if you're looking for an escape vehicle, I think the BMX was a strong play here. 01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:22.719 I agree. 01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:24.000 It is all

terrain. 01:05:24.639 --> 01:05:28.880 You do have the ability to make quick, quick cuts, quick turns, quick stops. 01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:30.800 You can you can ditch it easily. 01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:32.639 You can pull it behind the bushes, you can hide. 01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:33.039 Yeah. 01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:41.760 Can I also just say though that like your feet will do just fine because all you gotta do is step two feet to the right and or left? 01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:42.400 Sure. 01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:45.360 But if you want to go faster, the BMX is a good choice. 01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:46.719 You really don't have to. 01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:50.400 Because like these giant machines can't turn on a dime. 01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:53.519 But if I from the BMX, you can hop off quickly and move on your feet. 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:55.360 Which brings me to another point. 01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:59.360 In apocalyptic movies or scenarios, there's not enough use of bicycles. 01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:01.519 Are highly underutilized. 01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:02.400 Agreed. 01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:03.199 They're quiet. 01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:03.679 Agreed. 01:06:03.840 --> 01:06:04.400 They're quick. 01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:05.679 They can serve energy. 01:06:06.400 --> 01:06:06.880 Yeah. 01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:13.920 There was an episode of Fear the Walking Dead that used bicycles in a way that I'd not seen before. 01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:18.320 And I was like, that is the most brilliant thing I've seen on any of these goddamn zombie shows I've ever seen. 01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:18.639 Sure. 01:06:18.800 --> 01:06:36.480 Where they had someone riding around on a bicycle with a radio on the back, drawing zombies in, and then went up to a box truck, rode up the ramp of the box truck on the bike, all the zombies came in, and he just climbed up a ladder, went to the roof of the truck, and they closed the back of the truck, and they had a truck full of zombies that they could use as a weapon. 01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:39.679 You saved uh you just how easy. 01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:47.280 You didn't you didn't have to spend any of your uh fuel reserves fuels or or ammo or anything. 01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:47.679 Right. 01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:48.239 Yeah. 01:06:48.639 --> 01:06:49.280 It's smart. 01:06:49.519 --> 01:07:00.320 But did you also notice like during the death scenes of this movie, it was like a like highly aggressive psycho sound effect. 01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:05.360 Like but like on steroids. 01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:05.679 Yeah. 01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:08.079 It was it was like super over the top. 01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:09.920 Super over the top. 01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:10.400 Yeah. 01:07:10.639 --> 01:07:17.440 It was almost like they were mimicking and like making fun of Psycho, but making it even worse. 01:07:18.400 --> 01:07:25.280 So when Deke is riding his bike, yeah, and he rides away from the park, and he I guess he's trying to go home. 01:07:25.440 -->

01:07:25.920 Yeah. 01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:29.519 And he's hiding in the bushes, and then the lawnmower starts up. 01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:29.920 Uh-huh. 01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:31.840 And the lawnmower starts chasing him. 01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:41.679 So apparently that scene, the lawnmower ran over something or hit a pole, and and and a bunch of wood wood chips. 01:07:42.079 --> 01:07:44.400 Oh, yeah, he's trying to hit the cinematographer in the eye. 01:07:44.559 --> 01:07:44.960 In the eye. 01:07:45.199 --> 01:07:46.079 His shooting eye. 01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:50.079 Yeah, who ended up suing because of the injury on set. 01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:58.400 And and more than one actor said, uh, or actress said, yeah, it was extremely dangerous on set. 01:07:59.119 --> 01:07:59.679 Wow. 01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:01.679 Jesus Christ. 01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:02.079 Yeah. 01:08:02.239 --> 01:08:02.880 All right. 01:08:03.280 --> 01:08:18.640 Well, um, the next characters we get to meet, though, are Brett and Camp, who are Camp Lowman is a handsy Bible salesman, and Brett is a hitchhiker who Camp is giving a ride to. 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:30.800 Uh, Brett is is fishing around the radio, trying to find something, anything to listen to, uh, but is struggling, but eventually does find a station that that's broadcasting a bit of a warning. 01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:35.039 Reports of strange occurrences are pouring into the wire service. 01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:37.760 We will have further bullets as they come in. 01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:40.479 But for the moment, let me repeat this urgent message. 01:08:41.119 --> 01:08:45.039 If you are on or near a major highway, get away at once. 01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:46.720 Get away at once. 01:08:48.960 --> 01:08:52.159 Shit! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong there, Swave thing? 01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:55.680 I was glad that guy I was glad that guy died. 01:08:56.319 --> 01:08:57.600 Yeah, he didn't die soon enough for my taste. 01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:00.479 This is again. 01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:09.840 Okay, so so they're struggling to find a radio station, presumably because all the radio stations have been knocked out of commission by the the magical comet tail. 01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:10.399 Yeah. 01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:12.640 How is this one broadcasting? 01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:13.760 I don't know. 01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:16.000 What makes this one special? 01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:20.720 And how are they driving around in a car? 01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:24.000 Well, not all the machines have been affected yet. 01:09:24.319 --> 01:09:25.760 Again, why not? 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:26.479 I don't know. 01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:30.000 That's my biggest question in this whole thing. 01:09:30.079 --> 01:09:30.399 Mm-hmm. 01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:33.520 Is it all didn't happen to all of them at once? 01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:34.560 That was weird. 01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:36.239 Man, it was weird. 01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:37.600 It was so selective. 01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:38.319 Yeah. 01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:43.439 Uh anyway, so so Brett forces Camp to pull into the Dixie Boy. 01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:58.079 And what once they get out of the car, Camp is berating Brett in the parking lot when suddenly the Green Goblin, a massive truck with a giant green goblin face on the front, uh comes to life and tries to run them over. 01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:03.840 This guy. 01:10:04.640 --> 01:10:09.760 He actually said, What the dickens is going on around here? 01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:13.840 And the only thing I could think of was scissoring like the dickens. 01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:25.840 Yeah, inside everyone is now wondering what what what the fuck, you know, and uh also on the road, we meet Connie and Curtis. 01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:29.119 Uh they're newlyweds, traveling by car. 01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:30.800 We gotta get some gas. 01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:33.520 That's good because I got to go to the ladies. 01:10:34.800 --> 01:10:35.199 The ladies. 01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:43.600 Dude likes a golden shower. 01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:45.920 The golden shower hour. 01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:51.199 Well, they they stop at a roadside gas station and immediately discover a dead body. 01:10:51.359 --> 01:10:51.760 Yep. 01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:55.039 But still decide, yay, let's poke around a bit. 01:10:56.399 --> 01:11:01.039 Uh when suddenly a driverless tow truck attacks Curtis. 01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:06.079 The couple then uh escapes and gets back out onto the road. 01:11:06.319 --> 01:11:07.279 And she's driving. 01:11:07.359 --> 01:11:07.600 Yeah. 01:11:07.760 --> 01:11:09.199 And she's doing a damn good job. 01:11:09.439 --> 01:11:12.239 She's driving and also bitching him out, right? 01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:16.159 About how he couldn't be doing this the way that she's doing it. 01:11:17.359 --> 01:11:19.119 But then we cut to them later. 01:11:19.359 --> 01:11:20.399 And he's driving. 01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:21.039 Of course. 01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:23.760 Well, they must have, you know, they could have swapped at some point. 01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:24.560 I don't know. 01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:25.439 Yeah. 01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:30.960 I mean, she is related to Tangina Barron's. 01:11:31.039 --> 01:11:34.640 So maybe she just like I mean, that's headcanon, but I'm willing to accept it. 01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:41.359 She could have just like floated over to the like small paranormal. 01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:44.720 That's one of the more believable things in this movie. 01:11:45.760 --> 01:11:47.439 You're not wrong. 01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:53.920 Uh, we get another check-in with Deke, the the blue jeaned Little League uh player. 01:11:54.079 --> 01:12:00.000 Um, he's biking still through town, and we're getting glimpses of the various carnage along the way. 01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:00.319 Yep. 01:12:00.399 --> 01:12:07.279 Uh lawnmowers, chainsaws, hairdryers, radios, remote control cars, and other machines have all

murderously turned against their owners. 01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:08.239 That poor dog. 01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:10.399 Even an ice cream truck. 01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:11.039 Yeah. 01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:12.159 We see it again. 01:12:12.640 --> 01:12:14.720 Which is kind of creepy in the best of times. 01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:15.600 Well, sure. 01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:22.800 Uh, has joined Team Murder, seemingly patrolling the neighborhood for fresh opportunities to kill, slaughter, and maim. 01:12:23.119 --> 01:12:25.119 With that joyous song playing. 01:12:25.359 --> 01:12:27.039 Oh, it's so damn creepy. 01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:27.520 Mm-hmm. 01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:28.159 It is creepy. 01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:29.199 That was that was pretty creepy. 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:36.399 Squish, squeeze. 01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:45.520 Uh, back in the Dixie Boy, Diesel blinded Duncan is becoming increasingly worried about his son, Deke. 01:12:46.000 --> 01:12:47.439 You really going after Deke, man? 01:12:47.600 --> 01:12:48.239 Yeah. 01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:50.159 Okay, how many fingers you see? 01:12:50.239 --> 01:12:50.560 Huh? 01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:52.319 Eight, twelve? 01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:56.239 Alright, so I got a little double vision, but it's clearing up, Bill. 01:12:57.119 --> 01:12:58.560 I gotta find my boy. 01:12:59.199 --> 01:12:59.760 My boy. 01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:00.720 I gotta. 01:13:01.199 --> 01:13:01.439 Gotta. 01:13:02.079 --> 01:13:03.520 Anything will be going on out there. 01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:04.159 Anything. 01:13:04.319 --> 01:13:04.479 Yep. 01:13:04.720 --> 01:13:05.760 For Christ's sakes. 01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:07.119 I'd do the same thing. 01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:07.920 For sure. 01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:13.359 And you ain't never gonna have to punch out again, Bill. 01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:18.479 He does fucking call everybody else Baba. 01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:22.000 I love it, Danny calls him a fat fuck. 01:13:22.079 --> 01:13:22.399 Yeah. 01:13:22.800 --> 01:13:26.479 You know, what a piece of shit thing to say. 01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:28.000 Oh, that guy's a douche. 01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:29.840 Like, douche a loosh. 01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:33.920 As far as you know, like the world is ending. 01:13:34.079 --> 01:13:34.560 Yeah. 01:13:34.800 --> 01:13:41.119 And you're gonna sit there and say, if you leave without clocking out, you'll never clock in again. 01:13:41.359 --> 01:13:42.640 Fuck you, motherfucker. 01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:42.880 Right. 01:13:43.439 --> 01:13:45.199 Who are you surfing right now anyway? 01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:46.720 My kid's out there somewhere. 01:13:46.880 --> 01:13:47.199 Yeah. 01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:49.760 I'm going to go find my fucking kid. 01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:52.079 I don't give a shit about this job. 01:13:52.479 --> 01:13:54.079 Like, it could be the apocalypse. 01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:54.880 Who knows? 01:13:55.039 --> 01:13:58.960 Well, despite his injuries, Duncan does leave the truck stop. 01:13:59.199 --> 01:13:59.600 He does. 01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:00.960 To go search for Deke. 01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:02.479 Unfortunately, he doesn't get very far. 01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:02.960 No. 01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:12.960 He uh he failed. 01:14:13.279 --> 01:14:15.439 He failed to move laterally. 01:14:17.119 --> 01:14:17.600 To the side. 01:14:17.840 --> 01:14:18.000 Yeah. 01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:20.880 That's like it's such a slow moving sidestep. 01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:22.000 Sidestep. 01:14:22.239 --> 01:14:22.560 Okay. 01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:25.199 So it's such a slow-moving vehicle. 01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:25.520 Yeah. 01:14:25.680 --> 01:14:27.520 First of all, it's not going to explode you. 01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:28.000 No. 01:14:28.159 --> 01:14:28.960 Like it shows. 01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:33.199 And anyone with with his b his vision was impaired, yes. 01:14:33.359 --> 01:14:36.560 But his hearing, as far as I knew, was completing the operation. 01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:43.760 He should have heard an 18-wheeler start up and start to move his weight in plenty of time to move four steep four steps to the right. 01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:45.279 Yeah, for sure. 01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:46.239 My God. 01:14:48.399 --> 01:14:49.039 He gone. 01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:50.000 Yeah. 01:14:50.239 --> 01:14:52.720 Um, so yeah, he gets collided. 01:14:52.800 --> 01:15:00.479 Uh a garbage truck plows into him, kills him, and then the garbage truck crashes into camp's car and dumps a load of trash on top of it. 01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:12.880 Um, Camp runs out throwing a shit fit, but then the Green Goblin truck fires up, it comes back to life, attacking him, and knocks him into a ditch where we presume that he died. 01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:13.199 Yeah. 01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:14.079 Cross the road. 01:15:14.239 --> 01:15:14.720 Yeah. 01:15:16.079 --> 01:15:17.520 Um thank God. 01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:32.000 So now we got multiple trucks on the move, and and led by the Green Goblin, they they circle the Dixie boy, just driving circles and circles around it, trapping everybody inside. 01:15:32.079 --> 01:15:36.000 So basically, the truck stop uh becomes a fortress under siege. 01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:36.720 Right. 01:15:37.039 --> 01:15:43.520 Now, when I told my wife about the plot of this movie, yeah, her first thought was like, ooh, I love truck stops. 01:15:43.600 --> 01:15:48.720 And I had to tell her it's like, babe, this isn't Bucky's, this isn't Wally's. 01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:49.439 Right. 01:15:50.960 --> 01:15:53.840 Okay, so funny thing about the Dixie Boy, yeah. 01:15:54.239 --> 01:16:00.079 They actually built the Dixie Boy as part of the set outside of uh Wilmington. 01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:00.880 Wilmington. 01:16:01.760 --> 01:16:05.119 And a lot of truckers, like real truckers, stopped at it. 01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:05.600 Really? 01:16:05.840 --> 01:16:07.199 Thinking that it was a truck stop? 01:16:07.439 --> 01:16:08.640 It was a legit truck stop.

01:16:08.880 --> 01:16:09.439 No way. 01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:15.039 So they actually had to pause shooting now and then to like shoe away truckers who are coming. 01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:16.000 That's really funny. 01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:16.640 But yeah. 01:16:17.760 --> 01:16:20.640 To just follow up my with my wife's thinking. 01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:28.800 If you did have to hole up somewhere for a while, I think a walleyes or a bucky's would be a pretty decent play. 01:16:28.960 --> 01:16:30.319 Oh, plenty to eat. 01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:34.720 You'd have clothing, you'd have dries, you'd have showers, showers, yeah. 01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:37.199 Bathrooms out the goddamn wazoo, right? 01:16:37.359 --> 01:16:38.239 Oh, and all clean. 01:16:38.319 --> 01:16:38.479 Yeah. 01:16:38.720 --> 01:16:40.399 Install doors that go from top to bottom. 01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:41.920 So many slushy flavors. 01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:42.720 Yeah, best. 01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:49.119 Jerky, popcorn, hot dogs, brisket, a wall, fudge, a wall of jerky. 01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:49.680 Yeah. 01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:51.920 It would be like being trapped in heaven. 01:16:52.159 --> 01:16:52.560 For sure. 01:16:52.800 --> 01:16:53.039 Yeah. 01:16:53.199 --> 01:16:54.960 You can sign me up for that anytime. 01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:58.159 Oh, I would make a bed out of a bunch of like Wally stuffed animals. 01:16:58.319 --> 01:17:06.079 I think instead of camping, you know, going at a campground this year, we should just try to stay in a walley's for a full weekend. 01:17:06.399 --> 01:17:07.439 I think we could do it. 01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:08.640 I'm I'm down. 01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:09.119 Yeah. 01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:09.760 Let's do it. 01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:12.000 They might frown when we start a fire. 01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:14.560 But maybe not. 01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:15.840 They might be into it. 01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.520 Maybe that's the fire they do their barbecue. 01:17:17.840 --> 01:17:19.199 They also have, yeah, and that's the other thing. 01:17:19.279 --> 01:17:20.079 They have clothing. 01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:20.880 They have other things. 01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:21.760 They have housewares. 01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:23.439 Anything you could possibly need. 01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:23.920 Right. 01:17:24.079 --> 01:17:24.560 You know? 01:17:24.880 --> 01:17:25.760 And magnets. 01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:27.600 Smartest place to be trapped in. 01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:28.720 It's one of. 01:17:28.960 --> 01:17:30.399 I mean, it's not a bad play. 01:17:30.640 --> 01:17:33.439 No, I think you're on to something. 01:17:33.520 --> 01:17:33.760 Yeah. 01:17:33.920 --> 01:17:36.560 Hey, when the zombie apocalypse hits, we're handle Wally's. 01:17:36.640 --> 01:17:37.600 Let's meet at the Wally's. 01:17:37.760 --> 01:17:38.319 All right. 01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:40.800 I wish one was closer. 01:17:43.760 --> 01:17:45.199 Kind of want to go there now. 01:17:46.479 --> 01:17:47.119 Damn. 01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:47.439 Yeah. 01:17:47.760 --> 01:17:48.640 Mallet jerky. 01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:50.239 Wally's sponsor of the show. 01:17:55.279 --> 01:17:56.319 So yeah. 01:17:56.960 --> 01:18:00.399 We've got this convoy of trucks surrounding the Dixie Boy. 01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:06.800 Now, Connie and Curtis are still out in the road, but they've encountered another murderous semi. 01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:12.800 Um, and they it's being chased down, um, or they're being chased down by the this semi. 01:18:12.960 --> 01:18:20.720 Now they managed to outmaneuver it, and in the process of that, the truck crashes and goes off the road. 01:18:20.880 --> 01:18:21.199 Uh-huh. 01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:25.359 And while it's flying through the air, it for some reason explodes. 01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:26.720 It does the Michael Bay. 01:18:26.880 --> 01:18:27.760 Oh my God. 01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:31.439 I had such an issue with this. 01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:31.920 Yeah. 01:18:32.159 --> 01:18:34.000 Why did it explode? 01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:34.800 Nothing hit it. 01:18:35.119 --> 01:18:37.920 I mean, it was bursting into flames in mid-air. 01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:38.319 Right. 01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:39.119 It sure was. 01:18:39.279 --> 01:18:42.960 Now, when it hit the ground, it fully exploded even more. 01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:45.680 But yeah. 01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:48.720 What would make it do that movie? 01:18:49.680 --> 01:18:50.560 Movie. 01:18:50.800 --> 01:18:53.199 Boy, there's so much of that in this movie. 01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:55.119 So much movie in this movie. 01:18:55.359 --> 01:18:56.399 There's a lot of movie in this movie. 01:18:56.560 --> 01:18:58.000 There's a lot of movie in this movie. 01:18:58.399 --> 01:19:02.800 After escaping this rogue semi, they do make it to the Dixie Boy. 01:19:02.880 --> 01:19:04.079 Uh, but they have a problem. 01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:08.159 They have to get through the ring of trucks that are surrounding it. 01:19:08.319 --> 01:19:08.640 Yeah. 01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:09.920 Oh my god. 01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:15.760 When we get to that truck stop, everything will be alright. 01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:17.039 Oh yes. 01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:21.920 What are you doing? 01:19:23.279 --> 01:19:24.720 You see that gap? 01:19:26.239 --> 01:19:29.119 The next time it comes around, I'm gonna shoot right through it. 01:19:29.359 --> 01:19:32.560 No, you don't! Don't hang up on us a squash! 01:19:33.119 --> 01:19:33.600 I can do it. 01:19:33.840 --> 01:19:35.920 Well, she sounds just like it, then she does. 01:19:37.520 --> 01:19:39.199 What do you think's gonna happen to us if we start? 01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:42.560 Get her in the water! Get her in the bathing. 01:19:47.600 --> 01:19:50.479 Well, Curtis and Connie make a run for it. 01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:52.000 Or a drive for it. 01:19:52.239 --> 01:19:55.920 And they're trying to bust through the convoy. 01:19:56.319 --> 01:19:58.319 But Curtis doesn't time it quite

right. 01:19:58.479 --> 01:19:58.640 No. 01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:01.119 Doesn't quite hit make the gap. 01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:05.199 And as a result, their car is rammed and overturned. 01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:12.079 Bill and Brett, who is always around Bill now for some reason, uh run outside to rescue them. 01:20:12.159 --> 01:20:20.159 But Dixie Boy owner Bubba takes matters into his own hands and fires a rocket into one of the trucks. 01:20:38.640 --> 01:20:40.640 I know you guys typically do. 01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:41.119 Yeah. 01:20:41.520 --> 01:20:43.439 But in this case, I turned them on. 01:20:43.520 --> 01:20:43.760 Yeah. 01:20:44.000 --> 01:20:46.560 Because I want to know what the hell did he just say. 01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:49.920 And I got this is what it gave me. 01:20:50.479 --> 01:20:54.239 Stick this one up your indistinct. 01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:00.720 So I don't know what he said. 01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:02.640 Stick it up your indistinct. 01:21:04.479 --> 01:21:09.680 Um then Hendershot continues firing rockets because apparently he has a rocket launcher. 01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:16.800 And he's uh firing rocks uh rockets at the attacking trucks, and several trucks are blown to pieces. 01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:17.359 Yeah. 01:21:17.840 --> 01:21:28.239 Um inside the the Dixie boy, uh Bill and Brett are now forging a bit of a connection. 01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:33.680 A girl hitching her way down to Florida needs some protection. 01:21:35.039 --> 01:21:35.600 Yeah? 01:21:35.760 --> 01:21:37.039 That's what you're doing? 01:21:37.279 --> 01:21:37.920 Yeah. 01:21:40.239 --> 01:21:40.960 That's what I was doing. 01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:47.600 Oh, and he said that he was she did it! 01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:51.680 She did the thing! Hell yeah. 01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:55.439 I'm scared. 01:21:56.079 --> 01:21:57.439 I'm scared. 01:21:57.760 --> 01:21:58.720 You should be. 01:21:58.880 --> 01:22:00.800 I am too, baby. 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:02.079 I'm gonna fucking. 01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:04.960 She's fucking real good. 01:22:05.439 --> 01:22:05.920 Don't worry. 01:22:06.239 --> 01:22:08.720 Like Jesse Spano on caffeine, Bill. 01:22:09.119 --> 01:22:10.239 She's so scared. 01:22:10.800 --> 01:22:12.000 I'm so scared. 01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:14.800 Bill and Brett embrace. 01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:20.479 And it's clear after knowing each other for less than 30 minutes of goddamn screen time. 01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:22.000 It didn't take him long. 01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:23.439 They're in love. 01:22:23.760 --> 01:22:24.239 They are. 01:22:24.640 --> 01:22:26.319 They do it to it. 01:22:28.880 --> 01:22:35.680 Billy after this goes to see Joey in the bathroom. 01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:40.880 The closed captioning was great. 01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:41.840 It said squish. 01:22:42.079 --> 01:22:42.720 It did. 01:22:42.800 --> 01:22:44.079 I wrote it down. 01:22:44.560 --> 01:22:46.720 Flatulence and squish. 01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:48.319 The best. 01:22:48.960 --> 01:22:51.680 Has he really got a lot of firepower down in the cellar? 01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:55.520 Well, you heard him tell me to shut up, didn't you? 01:22:56.159 --> 01:22:57.279 Oh, come on, Joy. 01:22:57.439 --> 01:22:58.159 This is serious. 01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:00.239 Man, Joey just wants to poop in peace. 01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:01.680 Oh, y'all. 01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:02.880 God damn. 01:23:03.119 --> 01:23:03.840 Grenades? 01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:05.279 Well. 01:23:06.079 --> 01:23:06.880 Well, what else? 01:23:07.039 --> 01:23:09.039 Flamethrowers, rifles, what? 01:23:10.560 --> 01:23:11.439 Joey's got bombs. 01:23:14.479 --> 01:23:15.520 Got his own artillery. 01:23:17.359 --> 01:23:19.439 Kind of reminds me of our camping trip. 01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:19.920 Yeah. 01:23:20.159 --> 01:23:22.079 Where it's like, hey, watch the door. 01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:27.119 I got flatulence and squish coming. 01:23:28.000 --> 01:23:29.600 He's got everything. 01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:31.680 Now go on and leave me alone, Billy. 01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:34.000 Alright, so so this scene. 01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:38.880 Billy, when Billy pulled himself up to look over in the stall. 01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:39.359 Yeah. 01:23:39.680 --> 01:23:40.159 Watch Billy. 01:23:40.399 --> 01:23:41.199 Why would you do that? 01:23:41.359 --> 01:23:42.000 Yeah, I don't know. 01:23:42.960 --> 01:23:43.760 No, for sure. 01:23:44.239 --> 01:23:44.720 Why? 01:23:45.039 --> 01:23:49.920 So this made me think of the movie, one of our short films, Green Means Go. 01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:50.399 Uh-huh. 01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:55.439 Which which was all about someone who got anally probed by aliens. 01:23:55.760 --> 01:23:56.800 And the probe got stuck up there. 01:23:56.960 --> 01:24:03.600 And the probe got stuck, and every time he pooped or farted, he got teleported back to the field in which he was abducted from. 01:24:03.920 --> 01:24:04.239 Right. 01:24:04.479 --> 01:24:10.880 And we had cram-packed, I don't know how many flatulent sounds to it. 01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:12.000 So many farts. 01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:23.199 And that was the only time I've ever I can ever think of in all the movies I've ever watched that has had this level of flatulence per capita. 01:24:25.119 --> 01:24:25.840 And squish. 01:24:26.079 --> 01:24:26.479 And squish. 01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:29.119 Don't forget squish, right? 01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:38.800 If you don't know. 01:24:39.039 --> 01:24:39.279 Yeah. 01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:41.199 No, but this oh my God. 01:24:41.439 --> 01:24:42.800 It'll be in the links. 01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:45.680 This was so amateurish. 01:24:46.239 --> 01:24:46.880 It was. 01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:51.680 It was amateurish enough to be absolutely hilarious. 01:24:52.640 --> 01:24:53.279 It was. 01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:54.640 It was great. 01:24:54.800 --> 01:24:57.039 It was a really funny part of the movie. 01:24:57.359 --> 01:24:58.960 He's just in there

pooping. 01:24:59.039 --> 01:24:59.199 Yeah. 01:24:59.439 --> 01:25:00.239 And farting. 01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:01.359 With all the sounds. 01:25:01.520 --> 01:25:02.399 And squishing. 01:25:02.479 --> 01:25:03.119 Yep. 01:25:04.319 --> 01:25:09.680 And yeah, at the end, at the end, Bill just peeks his head over the stall door to talk to Joey. 01:25:10.079 --> 01:25:11.840 Well, he knows exactly what's going on in there. 01:25:12.000 --> 01:25:12.079 Right. 01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:15.199 And Joe's reading a high society magazine at the same time. 01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:17.279 You really in there squishing? 01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:20.640 I just want to make sure. 01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:22.560 Okay, you are. 01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:24.000 Just squishing away. 01:25:24.239 --> 01:25:25.520 You'd think you could smell it. 01:25:25.840 --> 01:25:26.880 You would smell it. 01:25:27.039 --> 01:25:27.680 Yeah. 01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:31.039 Well, who knows what that bathroom smelled like on a good day. 01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:31.600 Oh. 01:25:32.640 --> 01:25:35.520 An old mid-80s truck stop bathroom. 01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:36.880 Heck yeah. 01:25:37.199 --> 01:25:46.000 Well, after this, Bill and Brett go downstairs to find Hendershot's cache of weaponry and stash of dead bodies. 01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:46.399 Yep. 01:25:46.800 --> 01:25:48.159 That's where they put the dead bodies. 01:25:48.399 --> 01:25:57.199 Um, Hendershot confronts them and outs Billy for his criminal past in front of the girl he has been dreaming of uh for minutes. 01:25:57.359 --> 01:25:58.000 Yep. 01:25:59.199 --> 01:26:00.560 Pining for minutes. 01:26:01.520 --> 01:26:03.119 Don't think bad of me. 01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:04.640 But it doesn't. 01:26:05.199 --> 01:26:11.359 This news that that Bill is a criminal does not dissuade Brett's affection. 01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:11.680 No. 01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:13.680 Not even for a moment. 01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:17.600 You know, I think it's one of those things where chicks take the bad guy. 01:26:17.920 --> 01:26:18.560 Maybe it is. 01:26:18.960 --> 01:26:20.640 Because the very next thing we get. 01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:22.079 That's a DTF. 01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:26.479 Because the very next thing we get is afterglow. 01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:27.279 Bow chick. 01:26:28.640 --> 01:26:29.920 I'll tell you one thing. 01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:30.880 What's that? 01:26:31.600 --> 01:26:32.239 What's that? 01:26:32.479 --> 01:26:34.159 You should make love like a hero. 01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:35.119 Oh. 01:26:36.720 --> 01:26:37.520 God damn. 01:26:37.680 --> 01:26:42.239 Man, if I had a nickel every time I heard that, a nickel? 01:26:44.079 --> 01:26:46.479 I wouldn't even have a nickel when you have a nickel. 01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:50.800 I've never been called a hero after sex. 01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:56.399 I'm gonna bring that up to my wife and be like, I need you to call me a hero every time. 01:26:57.119 --> 01:26:59.840 You gotta video record that and send it to us. 01:27:00.159 --> 01:27:02.079 You're such a fucking hero. 01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:07.920 Well, Bill has a plan. 01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:17.920 I have a hard time hearing the name Bill without thinking Bill from Kill Bill. 01:27:18.159 --> 01:27:18.560 Uh-huh. 01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:19.920 Ah, yes. 01:27:22.560 --> 01:27:27.840 Well, he has a plan, which he shares amidst some post-Coitus cupcakes. 01:27:32.239 --> 01:27:34.319 They're sharing a cupcake. 01:27:35.520 --> 01:27:42.159 That they just have to get a sailboat and then they can head to an island, this island of Haven. 01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:42.479 Right. 01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:46.560 Off of the coast where no motor vehicles are allowed. 01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:47.119 Yeah. 01:27:47.680 --> 01:27:51.920 And so they just have to get to a sailboat and they can escape to safety. 01:27:52.239 --> 01:27:54.079 Because Brett's put it two and two together. 01:27:54.159 --> 01:27:55.520 It's like, well, maybe this is because of the comet. 01:27:55.600 --> 01:27:59.600 And if we this is a comet, we just gotta survive for like another eight days and we'll be okay until. 01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.640 Like, oh, we'll just go there and we'll we'll do that and we'll survive. 01:28:02.880 --> 01:28:07.600 How the fuck do you know in this moment that it's only gonna take eight days? 01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:12.640 Well, there there are newspaper articles that we see about the comet. 01:28:13.359 --> 01:28:18.079 So maybe she read it, and maybe in there it says how long it's gonna take for its tail to pass. 01:28:18.319 --> 01:28:19.439 I don't believe it. 01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:23.039 I don't believe she reads. 01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:25.920 Okay, I was gonna ask if that was what your your hang up was. 01:28:26.319 --> 01:28:29.840 We know because of the beautiful text at the beginning of the movie. 01:28:30.159 --> 01:28:33.760 Nobody believes that she reads. 01:28:35.279 --> 01:28:41.920 There's something that's gonna come up a little bit here that I'm gonna we'll we'll might challenge that. 01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:45.199 At least in terms of script writing. 01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:45.760 Okay. 01:28:46.399 --> 01:28:56.880 Um we get back to to we cut back for a little bit to Deke, who has survived his trip across town, and he's now on the outskirts of the Dixie Boy. 01:28:57.039 --> 01:28:58.880 Yeah, trying to get make his way to dad. 01:28:59.039 --> 01:29:06.800 Um, and he discovers that there's a sewer slash drainage system that runs under the highway. 01:29:07.039 --> 01:29:13.439 Under the highway, but he can't use it because there's a wire mesh blocking his way. 01:29:13.760 --> 01:29:15.279 Yeah, it's on there tight. 01:29:15.439 --> 01:29:22.479 Uh, so he's stuck on the outside looking in while the adults remain trapped inside. 01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:23.039 Right. 01:29:24.079 --> 01:29:36.560 Um that night, the the survivors who are still inside the Dixie Boy start to hear

noises of camp looman, the creepy Bible salesman, screaming outside. 01:29:36.800 --> 01:29:38.960 Help me, come and get me. 01:29:39.199 --> 01:29:40.560 I'm not fucking helping that guy. 01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:42.000 No, I'm not either. 01:29:42.239 --> 01:29:44.479 Uh for a second. 01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:47.840 Bill knows because movie. 01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:48.319 Yeah. 01:29:48.960 --> 01:29:53.359 That the sewer from the shower house leads directly to the ditch. 01:29:54.319 --> 01:30:00.880 So Bill and Curtis, armed with an assault rifle and rocket launcher, head to the sewers. 01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:01.520 Yep. 01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:03.600 They're gonna they're gonna save this guy. 01:30:04.399 --> 01:30:11.039 How would Bill know that the sewers from the shower house lead directly to this ditch? 01:30:11.279 --> 01:30:21.039 Also, why would the sewers from the shower house, which would be a sanitary shoe sewer, lead directly to the ditch, which would be a waste uh a rainwater sewer? 01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:23.840 You know, I got real Shaw Shank vibes here. 01:30:24.000 --> 01:30:25.119 Yeah, you're not wrong. 01:30:25.279 --> 01:30:25.680 Uh-huh. 01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:26.960 Uh-huh. 01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:28.720 Yeah. 01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:29.439 Yeah. 01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:32.640 Crawl through 500 yards of shit. 01:30:35.279 --> 01:30:37.039 Yeah, that's kind of what they did. 01:30:37.279 --> 01:30:43.760 Yeah, so they they crawl through the sewer, which is clearly made of plywood. 01:30:44.079 --> 01:30:45.119 Pretty big sewer. 01:30:45.199 --> 01:30:45.439 Yeah. 01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:46.159 Also. 01:30:47.439 --> 01:30:50.399 It clearly has plywood walls. 01:30:51.039 --> 01:30:51.359 Yeah. 01:30:51.520 --> 01:30:53.840 And big enough for, you know, you just have to crouch. 01:30:54.159 --> 01:30:54.239 Yeah. 01:30:54.560 --> 01:30:56.159 Yeah, it's not you don't have to crawl. 01:30:56.640 --> 01:31:01.359 Wide and tall, wide and high enough for for grown men to crawl through without any problems. 01:31:01.520 --> 01:31:02.000 Yep. 01:31:02.239 --> 01:31:08.960 Uh, stumbling their way through piss and rats uh to make their way to Loman in the ditch. 01:31:09.199 --> 01:31:15.920 Meanwhile, Deke, who couldn't open the ditch grate during the daylight, apparently has no problems opening it at night. 01:31:16.159 --> 01:31:17.279 He's been working on it. 01:31:17.439 --> 01:31:23.359 Um he's now made his way through a culvert to reach Loman, and he gets there first. 01:31:23.520 --> 01:31:24.159 Yeah. 01:31:24.399 --> 01:31:33.840 Um Loman appears at first to be dead, but when Deke gets close, Loman suddenly grabs and attacks him. 01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:41.920 How? 01:31:43.439 --> 01:31:49.119 How can you get me out of this bit? 01:31:49.840 --> 01:31:53.119 Oh by Jesus, I'll kill you. 01:31:55.359 --> 01:31:57.039 Spoken like a true man of God. 01:31:57.119 --> 01:31:57.359 Right. 01:31:57.920 --> 01:32:02.000 Not only that, but

like you're looking for help. 01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:02.800 Yeah. 01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:06.880 Do you think you think it's gonna be a great incentive? 01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:08.880 Do you think I will murder you? 01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:09.600 Right. 01:32:09.760 --> 01:32:14.560 Like, do you think that's gonna be the reason why somebody comes and helps you? 01:32:14.720 --> 01:32:16.640 It's also the logic doesn't even make sense. 01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:18.720 I am stuck here, I need help to get out. 01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:22.880 If you don't help me, I'm gonna somehow get on my own out on my own. 01:32:23.039 --> 01:32:23.279 Right. 01:32:23.439 --> 01:32:25.199 Why didn't you do that already, fuckface? 01:32:25.439 --> 01:32:26.000 Exactly. 01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:32.319 And you're not strong enough, obviously, to kill someone if you can't get out of the situation yourself. 01:32:32.560 --> 01:32:32.800 Right. 01:32:32.960 --> 01:32:34.159 He's stuck in the mud. 01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:35.600 You're uh taut. 01:32:36.000 --> 01:32:36.560 Yeah. 01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:37.680 Well said. 01:32:39.359 --> 01:32:43.600 Um now Deke starts crying out for Billy to help him. 01:32:44.399 --> 01:32:46.239 How does he even know Billy is there? 01:32:46.479 --> 01:32:47.600 I don't know. 01:32:48.079 --> 01:32:52.000 But thankfully he is because Bill and Curtis do arrive and they rescue Deke. 01:32:52.159 --> 01:32:54.960 Uh Loman apparently is dead at this point. 01:32:55.119 --> 01:32:55.760 Right, he dies. 01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:57.439 So that's his last gasp. 01:32:57.600 --> 01:32:58.000 Yeah. 01:32:58.239 --> 01:33:06.000 Um, somehow a truck spots them in the ditch and careen's towards them. 01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:07.920 Because apparently the trucks can hear. 01:33:08.159 --> 01:33:08.560 Apparently. 01:33:08.720 --> 01:33:08.880 Yeah. 01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:12.399 Um, maybe it's like echolocation. 01:33:12.479 --> 01:33:14.720 They can sense the vibration of the noise. 01:33:16.399 --> 01:33:20.399 You know, I'd like to ask how, but there's no satisfactory answer. 01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:23.119 My distributor cap is jiggling. 01:33:25.039 --> 01:33:26.720 There must be humans about. 01:33:27.600 --> 01:33:28.720 Oh, humans. 01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:30.319 Humans. 01:33:30.640 --> 01:33:31.680 Fuck you, humans. 01:33:31.760 --> 01:33:33.439 I'm going to eat your face. 01:33:33.920 --> 01:33:40.319 Um, Bill Curtis and Deke scramble back into the drainage pipe while the truck tries to run them down. 01:33:40.479 --> 01:33:41.600 Um Dick. 01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:42.800 I'm sorry. 01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:43.600 Dick? 01:33:43.760 --> 01:33:44.079 Dick. 01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:48.800 Deke is finally reunited with the survivors inside the Dixie Boy. 01:33:49.119 --> 01:33:49.760 Oh, that's awful. 01:33:49.840 --> 01:33:51.520 Did you just call a boy Dick? 01:33:51.920 --> 01:33:52.560 I did. 01:33:55.119 --> 01:33:55.760 I did. 01:33:56.800 --> 01:33:58.640 And you, sir, are without a doubt. 01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:01.039 One of the biggest fuckheads I've ever met in my life. 01:34:01.279 --> 01:34:02.000 I'll own that. 01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:02.880 I'll own it. 01:34:03.039 --> 01:34:03.920 Alright. 01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:07.680 Um, yeah. 01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:09.920 Finds out that his dad's dead. 01:34:10.159 --> 01:34:12.000 Got killed by a dump truck. 01:34:12.640 --> 01:34:13.359 It's sad. 01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:14.560 It is sad. 01:34:14.640 --> 01:34:20.000 And and that's another example of Bubba being so callous. 01:34:22.800 --> 01:34:25.199 Distract you with my son. 01:34:25.840 --> 01:34:26.159 No. 01:34:27.760 --> 01:34:29.359 She's got dumps like a chunk. 01:34:29.760 --> 01:34:30.079 Chuck. 01:34:30.880 --> 01:34:32.640 Guy's like, what, what, what? 01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:37.359 Let me see a butt, but but let me sing it again. 01:34:37.840 --> 01:34:41.600 There's nothing like a 40-year-old man singing Cisco. 01:34:42.399 --> 01:34:44.960 40-year-old white man singing Cisco. 01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:47.279 That's my youth. 01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:48.399 That is my youth. 01:34:48.720 --> 01:34:51.680 Let me see that songs. 01:34:55.680 --> 01:34:56.560 Anyway. 01:34:56.960 --> 01:34:57.920 What were you saying, Brad? 01:34:58.079 --> 01:34:59.199 Yeah, where were you saying, Brian? 01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:00.239 I don't remember. 01:35:00.560 --> 01:35:01.680 I don't remember either. 01:35:02.159 --> 01:35:03.119 It's probably not important. 01:35:03.359 --> 01:35:04.000 It's fine. 01:35:05.279 --> 01:35:06.800 Not as important as the songs. 01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:07.359 Anywho. 01:35:07.760 --> 01:35:08.399 Yeah. 01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:11.520 Morning comes. 01:35:12.640 --> 01:35:13.920 So does Billy. 01:35:14.399 --> 01:35:15.680 Billy comes. 01:35:16.239 --> 01:35:16.960 Inbret. 01:35:17.279 --> 01:35:17.840 The hero. 01:35:18.079 --> 01:35:18.720 Inbret. 01:35:19.039 --> 01:35:19.680 Inbret. 01:35:20.000 --> 01:35:20.720 Damn. 01:35:21.359 --> 01:35:21.680 Okay. 01:35:22.000 --> 01:35:22.800 Well, we don't know. 01:35:22.960 --> 01:35:24.880 I mean, maybe his pullout game is strong. 01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:28.159 I'm gonna pump this on your belly. 01:35:28.319 --> 01:35:30.880 And that's not a really good time to have a baby. 01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:32.960 The worst time to have a baby. 01:35:33.119 --> 01:35:33.359 Right? 01:35:33.680 --> 01:35:34.880 Trucks are running amok. 01:35:35.119 --> 01:35:38.079 I mean, we know his holdup game's not strong because he got busted. 01:35:38.479 --> 01:35:40.399 So maybe his pullout game is strong. 01:35:40.560 --> 01:35:43.039 You know, you know, take from one, give to the other. 01:35:43.279 --> 01:35:43.760 Here we go. 01:35:44.000 --> 01:35:44.720 You never know. 01:35:44.960 --> 01:35:46.399 The next day. 01:35:47.359 --> 01:35:51.279 Um things kind of escalate to another level. 01:35:51.439 --> 01:35:53.920 About that dude who woke up with the

sandwich on his stomach. 01:35:55.439 --> 01:35:59.680 And then he then he takes the sandwich off his stomach, and the cheese is still there. 01:35:59.920 --> 01:36:01.119 Oh, it didn't leave. 01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:02.960 He's like, well, that's fused. 01:36:03.199 --> 01:36:03.840 Yeah, that's fused. 01:36:05.840 --> 01:36:07.920 He needs to change into a new Bucky shirt. 01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:09.359 Just call me American cheese. 01:36:10.399 --> 01:36:12.239 Everything starts off kind of quiet. 01:36:12.560 --> 01:36:14.399 All the trucks have run out of gas. 01:36:15.039 --> 01:36:20.640 And I think everyone kind of thinks, oh, maybe, maybe, just maybe, we can get the fuck out of here. 01:36:20.880 --> 01:36:21.279 Heck yeah. 01:36:21.439 --> 01:36:22.479 Maybe we're through this. 01:36:22.720 --> 01:36:27.039 But then an unexpected uh visitor. 01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.479 Two actually two visitors come to the Dixie Boy. 01:36:30.800 --> 01:36:31.520 Show up on the scene. 01:36:31.680 --> 01:36:32.560 You know what I mean? 01:36:37.199 --> 01:36:38.720 We get a bulldozer. 01:36:38.880 --> 01:36:39.359 Yep. 01:36:40.079 --> 01:36:45.600 And we get a military platform equipped with an M60 machine gun. 01:36:45.840 --> 01:36:53.119 Yeah, it's like an old Jeep platform, a Willie's Jeep platform with a uh M60 mounted on the top of it. 01:36:53.359 --> 01:36:58.159 Now M60 doesn't have any electronic or electrical components to it. 01:36:58.640 --> 01:37:05.840 Okay, unless it is connected to the battery of the Jeep platform. 01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:07.279 No. 01:37:08.079 --> 01:37:10.640 Yeah, this was a huge giant plot hole. 01:37:10.880 --> 01:37:11.119 Yeah. 01:37:11.359 --> 01:37:11.680 Okay. 01:37:11.920 --> 01:37:13.680 Especially how it moved on its own. 01:37:13.840 --> 01:37:14.479 Yeah. 01:37:15.119 --> 01:37:24.399 Um, Handershot grabs his rocket launcher and hip fires another rocket into the bulldozer. 01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:25.680 You wanna war? 01:37:27.039 --> 01:37:28.079 You got one. 01:37:28.159 --> 01:37:29.359 Hey man, I wouldn't do that. 01:37:29.520 --> 01:37:31.600 Shut up, uh shit. 01:37:36.079 --> 01:37:37.920 I like that ticket chip. 01:37:40.159 --> 01:37:40.319 Okay. 01:37:41.039 --> 01:37:41.600 Hold on. 01:37:41.760 --> 01:37:42.000 Okay. 01:37:42.479 --> 01:37:42.800 Okay. 01:37:42.960 --> 01:37:43.119 Okay. 01:37:43.520 --> 01:37:43.600 Okay. 01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:44.479 Yeah. 01:37:44.720 --> 01:37:44.880 Okay. 01:37:45.359 --> 01:37:46.239 Yeah, lay it on me. 01:37:46.399 --> 01:37:46.640 Okay. 01:37:47.039 --> 01:37:47.520 Hold up. 01:37:47.600 --> 01:37:48.239 What do you got? 01:37:48.479 --> 01:37:54.159 That machine gun should have only been able to kill one guy. 01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:55.840 Why's that? 01:37:56.960 --> 01:38:07.920 Because if you didn't get down when Hendershot shot the bazooka in the first place, your death is on your own hands. 01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:11.359 So that's fucking stupid. 01:38:11.600 --> 01:38:14.239 So Hendershot fires his rocket. 01:38:14.640 --> 01:38:19.359 That pisses me off that every single person uses this rocket launcher, fucking hip launches it. 01:38:19.520 --> 01:38:19.600 Right. 01:38:19.920 --> 01:38:21.279 Nobody puts it up on their shoulders. 01:38:21.600 --> 01:38:22.319 Nobody launchers. 01:38:22.800 --> 01:38:24.000 It's like a traditional like business. 01:38:24.479 --> 01:38:25.520 I don't get why. 01:38:25.680 --> 01:38:29.920 I don't get why, and it annoyed me every single time I saw somebody do this. 01:38:30.239 --> 01:38:31.199 Me too. 01:38:31.439 --> 01:38:35.119 Um nothing happens to the bulldozer. 01:38:35.279 --> 01:38:35.600 No. 01:38:37.119 --> 01:38:43.760 Then, yeah, the the M60 opens fire on the Dixie Boy. 01:38:43.920 --> 01:38:49.600 The building is riddled with bullets, and several survivors are killed, including Hendershot. 01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:50.880 So many. 01:38:51.199 --> 01:38:52.960 So many people died. 01:38:53.199 --> 01:38:56.319 How many 80s movies featured the M60? 01:38:56.560 --> 01:38:57.039 A lot of them. 01:38:57.359 --> 01:39:00.319 Oh, it was like the gun of choice for action movies back then. 01:39:00.720 --> 01:39:10.720 Now, when I was in high school, um, I took the AVAB test, as a lot of people do, the armed services, locational, battery. 01:39:10.960 --> 01:39:12.399 I tested really high. 01:39:12.560 --> 01:39:12.800 Yeah. 01:39:13.039 --> 01:39:18.880 And so I was getting regular recruitment calls from various different um arms forces. 01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:19.359 Sure. 01:39:19.520 --> 01:39:23.760 The Navy was really pushing me hard to become a nuclear engineer. 01:39:24.880 --> 01:39:29.680 The Marines, their sales pitch is you're a big dude. 01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:31.520 You could be an M60 gunner. 01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:32.079 Nice. 01:39:32.960 --> 01:39:35.359 Have you watched Predator? 01:39:36.479 --> 01:39:38.960 I mean, sold right there. 01:39:39.680 --> 01:39:40.560 Oh fuck, yeah. 01:39:40.720 --> 01:39:41.520 I could be Predator. 01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:43.520 I mean, I could be a nuclear engineer. 01:39:43.760 --> 01:39:44.159 Fuck. 01:39:44.479 --> 01:39:46.800 Or I could carry a big fucking gun. 01:39:46.960 --> 01:39:47.359 Right? 01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:48.239 I don't know. 01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:50.319 I'm carrying the big fucking gun. 01:39:51.840 --> 01:39:52.800 Yeah, I didn't go any. 01:39:53.119 --> 01:39:56.640 I I I almost went Coast Guard, but but didn't in the end. 01:39:56.880 --> 01:40:00.479 I when I was 14, I got to fire an M60. 01:40:01.600 --> 01:40:02.880 From the hip. 01:40:03.359 --> 01:40:04.079 Badass. 01:40:04.239 --> 01:40:04.479 Yeah. 01:40:04.720 --> 01:40:06.399 Not a rocket launcher from the hip, though. 01:40:06.479 --> 01:40:06.800 Nope. 01:40:06.960 --> 01:40:10.560 But I tell you what, this M60 about put me on my ass. 01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:11.199 I bet. 01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:18.800 Oh, when you

see these movies of like Rambo popping out of the water and firing two of them one in each hand, there's no way. 01:40:19.520 --> 01:40:22.319 I mean, the kick on that thing was unbelievable. 01:40:22.479 --> 01:40:39.039 I fired like four shots, and then uh they had me lay down behind a sandbag and fire it that way because and I wasn't I wasn't a weaf when I was 14, but holy cow, it it knocked me the the hell over. 01:40:39.279 --> 01:40:44.880 Yeah, I'm I'm not a big gun guy, but they have this thing down in Kentucky, I forget where it's at. 01:40:45.039 --> 01:40:47.119 It's like it's like the big chute. 01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:47.520 Yeah. 01:40:47.760 --> 01:40:53.920 Where you can go down there and you can, if you're willing to pay the money, you can fire anything. 01:40:54.399 --> 01:40:55.359 Oh, yeah, it's amazing. 01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:58.479 They'll let you use a friggin' flamethrower, right? 01:40:58.640 --> 01:41:03.600 They'll let you unload entire clips off of M60s and anything else of a zoo. 01:41:04.000 --> 01:41:05.359 You can you can fire the Vulcan gun. 01:41:05.439 --> 01:41:06.239 Yeah, yeah. 01:41:06.479 --> 01:41:08.720 And I god damn. 01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:09.760 Have you been? 01:41:09.920 --> 01:41:16.560 No, but I would, I would just to feel that in my veins. 01:41:17.039 --> 01:41:17.439 Right? 01:41:17.680 --> 01:41:22.479 To feel to gird my loins with that kind of firepower just for a moment. 01:41:22.640 --> 01:41:23.439 That'd be amazing. 01:41:23.600 --> 01:41:24.880 It would be, yeah. 01:41:25.279 --> 01:41:26.960 Justin, what would you want to squeeze off? 01:41:27.119 --> 01:41:28.239 I'd shoot a bazooka. 01:41:28.560 --> 01:41:28.800 Yeah. 01:41:28.880 --> 01:41:29.840 Oh, that's a good choice. 01:41:29.920 --> 01:41:30.079 Yeah. 01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:30.800 Bazooka. 01:41:31.119 --> 01:41:32.560 I want something that explodes. 01:41:32.640 --> 01:41:32.960 Yeah. 01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:34.880 Like I've shot guns. 01:41:35.039 --> 01:41:35.279 Right. 01:41:35.439 --> 01:41:38.159 And I've shot like, you know, like an AR and things. 01:41:38.640 --> 01:41:39.199 It's fun. 01:41:39.359 --> 01:41:39.600 Yeah. 01:41:39.760 --> 01:41:40.800 It's a good time. 01:41:41.039 --> 01:41:42.640 I want something to explode. 01:41:43.439 --> 01:41:44.000 Right. 01:41:44.880 --> 01:41:46.960 I want an explosion. 01:41:47.680 --> 01:41:49.119 That's where I'm at. 01:41:50.079 --> 01:41:51.039 Where were we? 01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:51.760 Oh, yeah. 01:41:51.840 --> 01:41:54.159 The building thing is riddled with bullets. 01:41:54.560 --> 01:41:56.239 Several people killed, including Henderson. 01:41:56.720 --> 01:42:01.439 I don't know how because yeah, this gun on this platform doesn't even have like an up-down. 01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:04.479 It is just a spinny thing. 01:42:04.640 --> 01:42:05.439 It's a left-right. 01:42:05.520 --> 01:42:05.600 Yeah. 01:42:05.840 --> 01:42:07.520 So we don't even have to step to the left. 01:42:07.600 --> 01:42:08.319 Just duck. 01:42:08.720 --> 01:42:10.880 And fuck you if you didn't get down. 01:42:11.119 --> 01:42:11.359 Yeah. 01:42:11.520 --> 01:42:12.319 That's your own fault. 01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:14.640 You know, I it's more it's kind of like Darwinism. 01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:16.000 Yeah, survival of the fittest. 01:42:16.159 --> 01:42:16.399 Absolutely. 01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:17.600 The dum-dums died. 01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:17.840 Yeah. 01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:19.439 The dumb dum-dums died. 01:42:19.600 --> 01:42:20.720 So Hendrichot dies. 01:42:21.039 --> 01:42:22.880 The dream pool just got a little deeper. 01:42:23.119 --> 01:42:30.880 And after all, after the first barrage and all these people are already dead, we got a waitress who goes out there one to June and is like, who made who? 01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:32.159 We made you. 01:42:33.119 --> 01:42:34.000 We made you. 01:42:34.399 --> 01:42:35.600 And then she gets blown away. 01:42:35.840 --> 01:42:36.560 Jesus Christ. 01:42:36.800 --> 01:42:39.119 I was waiting for her to get blown away because she was annoying. 01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:39.680 She was. 01:42:39.840 --> 01:42:40.880 She was super annoying. 01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:42.159 She's the one who got attacked by the kids. 01:42:42.319 --> 01:42:44.079 I wish they had the electric knife would have finished. 01:42:44.319 --> 01:42:45.520 You know, and you know, honestly. 01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:52.399 If it weren't for Hindershot trying to exploit Billy, Billy would have been the one that took the knife damage. 01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:54.479 I think he'd have been smart enough to avoid it. 01:42:54.640 --> 01:42:55.039 Maybe. 01:42:55.119 --> 01:42:55.279 Yeah. 01:42:55.439 --> 01:42:56.479 It kind of jumped out. 01:42:56.880 --> 01:42:58.239 She moved her arm right into it. 01:42:58.399 --> 01:43:03.439 Hey, did you know that Stephen King didn't even want Billy or didn't even want Emilio Estebes to be Billy? 01:43:03.520 --> 01:43:04.239 Yes, I do know Billy. 01:43:04.319 --> 01:43:05.520 Do you know who he did want? 01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:07.039 I do know who he did want. 01:43:07.760 --> 01:43:08.079 I don't. 01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:09.279 I don't tell me. 01:43:09.439 --> 01:43:10.560 Tell me all about it. 01:43:10.880 --> 01:43:12.479 Bruce Springsteen. 01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:14.159 Shut the fuck up. 01:43:14.319 --> 01:43:14.640 Yeah. 01:43:15.680 --> 01:43:16.560 That's ridiculous. 01:43:16.800 --> 01:43:19.279 He wanted the boss to play Billy. 01:43:19.439 --> 01:43:23.039 But Dino Delorantis is like, I don't know who that is, but you know who I do know? 01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:23.680 Emilio. 01:43:23.920 --> 01:43:24.479 Martin's boy. 01:43:24.720 --> 01:43:25.840 Let's call him Martin's boy. 01:43:26.000 --> 01:43:27.520 Emilio! Emilio! 01:43:31.199 --> 01:43:32.560 That would have been a different movie. 01:43:32.720 --> 01:43:36.159 Yeah, it would have definitely been with Bruce Springsteen. 01:43:36.479

--> 01:43:38.800 Bruce Springsteen would have talked like this the whole time. 01:43:38.960 --> 01:43:40.399 I'm deposed. 01:43:41.760 --> 01:43:44.399 Mown in the tail of a comet. 01:43:46.079 --> 01:43:48.560 He would have not stood for any of this. 01:43:48.720 --> 01:43:48.880 Okay. 01:43:49.039 --> 01:43:50.479 No, tunnel of love, baby. 01:43:52.720 --> 01:43:57.439 She'd have called him a hero, he'd have been like, I just I just won your tunnel of love. 01:44:00.720 --> 01:44:02.560 He definitely would have fucked her. 01:44:06.399 --> 01:44:07.840 Bring it after riddling. 01:44:08.079 --> 01:44:08.479 Bring us back. 01:44:08.560 --> 01:44:08.960 Bring us back. 01:44:09.520 --> 01:44:14.159 After riddling half of the survivors left in the Dixie Boy with bullets. 01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:14.479 Uh-huh. 01:44:14.720 --> 01:44:18.560 This little gun platform Opens up the line of communications. 01:44:18.800 --> 01:44:23.119 It's sure that starts beeping its horn, beep, beep. 01:44:23.439 --> 01:44:26.640 Which Deke Because he just got a merit badge. 01:44:26.880 --> 01:44:27.520 In Morse code. 01:44:27.680 --> 01:44:31.520 In Morse code, recognizes, hey, that's Morse code. 01:44:31.920 --> 01:44:36.800 And so he gets some paper and he gets a pen and he jots out and he writes listening and he writes down what it says. 01:44:36.880 --> 01:44:40.800 And it's basically what the message tells him is that someone must pump fuel. 01:44:41.199 --> 01:44:42.880 Someone will not be harmed. 01:44:43.119 --> 01:44:46.880 This will be done now, or you will all die. 01:44:47.600 --> 01:44:48.319 Oh shit. 01:44:48.720 --> 01:44:50.399 Yeah, I had a problem with this scene. 01:44:51.199 --> 01:45:01.199 Which which I mean You know, if they recognize it as Morse code, when he tried started transcribing it, he wouldn't have started at the beginning. 01:45:02.159 --> 01:45:07.199 Because the message was, of course, repeating itself and going over and over, but he didn't know where the star was. 01:45:08.560 --> 01:45:10.560 And he wouldn't know the breaks. 01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:11.119 Mm-hmm. 01:45:11.279 --> 01:45:13.760 So he wouldn't have the words, he would only have letters. 01:45:14.079 --> 01:45:24.560 So he would be writing the letters down, and then you write them down until they start repeating, and they wouldn't have breaks, and then would have to decipher the letters into the words. 01:45:25.199 --> 01:45:26.479 This was too convenient. 01:45:26.720 --> 01:45:28.880 So it's kind of like Christmas story. 01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:32.720 Drink more Ovaltine. 01:45:33.520 --> 01:45:33.920 Yes. 01:45:34.239 --> 01:45:35.279 You didn't know that. 01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:40.000 Whenever they were like, whenever it's like, oh, the first word is drink. 01:45:40.239 --> 01:45:42.159 And it's like, you don't fucking know. 01:45:42.319 --> 01:45:42.640 No. 01:45:42.880 --> 01:45:44.319 It could have been a longer word. 01:45:44.479 --> 01:45:44.720 Yeah. 01:45:44.960 --> 01:45:45.920 You could have been. 01:45:46.560 --> 01:45:47.039 Oh no. 01:45:47.119 --> 01:45:47.760 It was B. 01:45:48.880 --> 01:45:50.079 Be sure to drink. 01:45:50.479 --> 01:45:52.720 And he was like, oh the first word is B. 01:45:53.039 --> 01:45:53.840 You don't fucking know. 01:45:54.079 --> 01:45:54.560 It could have been B. 01:45:54.800 --> 01:45:55.920 It could have been because. 01:45:56.159 --> 01:45:58.640 It could have been B's. 01:45:59.039 --> 01:45:59.279 B. 01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:02.479 Bisho. 01:46:02.960 --> 01:46:03.600 Bishou. 01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:04.560 Benjamin. 01:46:04.880 --> 01:46:06.159 You never fucking know. 01:46:06.319 --> 01:46:09.199 You don't know after B-E that the word is B. 01:46:09.920 --> 01:46:10.159 Come on. 01:46:10.560 --> 01:46:10.880 Ralphie. 01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:11.920 Fucking Ralphie. 01:46:12.000 --> 01:46:12.399 Fucking Ralph. 01:46:13.279 --> 01:46:14.000 God damn it. 01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:15.199 So mad. 01:46:15.600 --> 01:46:16.880 Suck on some more soap. 01:46:20.960 --> 01:46:21.920 What was the soap? 01:46:22.079 --> 01:46:23.119 What was it called? 01:46:23.520 --> 01:46:24.239 Life Boy? 01:46:24.399 --> 01:46:25.039 Life Boy. 01:46:25.119 --> 01:46:25.279 Yeah. 01:46:25.439 --> 01:46:25.680 Yep. 01:46:25.840 --> 01:46:26.880 Life Boy. 01:46:27.199 --> 01:46:29.600 Have either of you ever had to learn Morse code? 01:46:29.760 --> 01:46:30.079 Yes. 01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:30.720 No. 01:46:31.600 --> 01:46:32.000 Yes. 01:46:32.239 --> 01:46:32.479 Yeah? 01:46:32.720 --> 01:46:33.680 What did you have to learn for? 01:46:33.920 --> 01:46:34.560 Boy Scouts. 01:46:34.720 --> 01:46:34.960 Did you? 01:46:35.039 --> 01:46:35.359 Mm-hmm. 01:46:35.520 --> 01:46:38.159 See, I wasn't in Boy Scouts, but maybe I didn't go for that badge. 01:46:38.319 --> 01:46:39.439 There's a Morse code badge. 01:46:39.600 --> 01:46:39.760 Okay. 01:46:40.079 --> 01:46:43.199 You know what's really funny is I did Cub Scouts. 01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:43.600 Yeah. 01:46:43.680 --> 01:46:43.920 Yeah. 01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:44.800 For like a year. 01:46:45.199 --> 01:46:47.039 Were you a Were you a Weeblow? 01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:48.159 I was a Wii Blow. 01:46:48.319 --> 01:46:48.399 Yeah. 01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:49.279 I was. 01:46:49.520 --> 01:46:53.279 So I did and like the bike safety thing. 01:46:53.439 --> 01:46:53.840 Mm-hmm. 01:46:53.920 --> 01:46:54.159 Yeah. 01:46:54.319 --> 01:46:57.920 And after the bike safety thing, I was like, this is fucking dumb. 01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:00.880 Oh, did you ever did you ever do like a bike rodeo? 01:47:01.279 --> 01:47:02.159 Yeah, I don't know. 01:47:02.319 --> 01:47:02.960 I quit. 01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:05.199 Like, I quit so early on. 01:47:05.439 --> 01:47:05.840 Nice. 01:47:06.079 --> 01:47:07.600 You know when I quit the scouts? 01:47:08.159 --> 01:47:10.800 When I moved over to Germany, they didn't have a U.S. 01:47:10.880 --> 01:47:12.560 Scouts,

but they had a German scout. 01:47:12.800 --> 01:47:13.119 Okay. 01:47:14.720 --> 01:47:16.159 And it felt like the Hitler. 01:47:16.800 --> 01:47:17.520 I was gonna ask. 01:47:17.760 --> 01:47:22.560 Oh my gosh, everybody wearing later holes and shorts and like uh you know and chanting and stuff. 01:47:22.640 --> 01:47:24.159 And I'm like, I'm uncomfortable. 01:47:24.399 --> 01:47:24.880 I'm out. 01:47:24.960 --> 01:47:25.439 Yeah. 01:47:25.680 --> 01:47:26.239 I'm out. 01:47:26.560 --> 01:47:28.479 I don't want to grease the Jews. 01:47:30.479 --> 01:47:34.560 No, I I did not get my Morse code badge in the Boy Scouts. 01:47:34.640 --> 01:47:34.960 Yeah. 01:47:35.279 --> 01:47:39.279 Uh as an adult though, I did get my ham radio technician's license. 01:47:39.439 --> 01:47:40.000 I can see that. 01:47:40.560 --> 01:47:47.840 And um I looked at possibly getting the next level, but that one did require you to be able to use Morse code. 01:47:48.319 --> 01:47:51.680 And I studied Morse code for all of about five minutes, and I'm like, fuck it. 01:47:51.760 --> 01:47:53.359 I don't never gonna use this anyway. 01:47:53.520 --> 01:47:54.960 So never actually learned. 01:47:55.119 --> 01:47:56.479 You know who taught me Morse code? 01:47:56.640 --> 01:47:56.880 Who? 01:47:57.039 --> 01:47:57.600 My grandfather. 01:47:57.680 --> 01:47:58.079 Oh yeah. 01:47:58.239 --> 01:48:02.159 He was a single signalman on a blimp uh radio man. 01:48:02.319 --> 01:48:02.399 Okay. 01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:03.840 On a blimp in World War II. 01:48:04.079 --> 01:48:04.399 Cool. 01:48:04.560 --> 01:48:04.800 Yeah. 01:48:04.880 --> 01:48:08.560 So he uh he would sit down with me and he he taught me Morse code. 01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:11.600 I learned Morse code from Bob's Burgers. 01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:12.159 Yeah? 01:48:12.560 --> 01:48:13.600 Bob's Burgers? 01:48:13.760 --> 01:48:14.000 Yeah. 01:48:14.239 --> 01:48:14.560 Nice. 01:48:14.800 --> 01:48:23.439 There was an episode where Tina at the end of it there's a song and she goes, Do do to do to do do to do means I love you. 01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:27.760 Do do to do to do to do means I care. 01:48:29.760 --> 01:48:35.760 And in the background, there's a lady, her name or a girl named Sesmita, and she's like, That's not what that means. 01:48:38.319 --> 01:48:40.399 That reminds me of an episode of the Jetsons. 01:48:41.119 --> 01:48:42.000 The Jetsons. 01:48:42.239 --> 01:48:42.399 Yes. 01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:43.840 Holy shit, going way back. 01:48:44.000 --> 01:48:44.319 Oh yeah. 01:48:44.479 --> 01:48:48.640 Or eep ah orp uh means meet me tonight. 01:48:49.279 --> 01:48:50.560 Eep orp uh uh. 01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:52.960 Eep eep oop orp uh. 01:48:53.359 --> 01:48:54.880 Eep orp oop uh uh. 01:48:56.640 --> 01:48:58.079 And we're moving on. 01:49:00.159 --> 01:49:01.039 Uh anyway. 01:49:01.439 --> 01:49:03.359 Hey Seth Brian doesn't like stuff. 01:49:04.319 --> 01:49:05.039 I like stuff. 01:49:05.520 --> 01:49:06.880 You don't like stuff. 01:49:07.199 --> 01:49:08.159 You don't like stuff. 01:49:08.399 --> 01:49:09.279 Make it make sense. 01:49:09.760 --> 01:49:10.479 You don't like stuff. 01:49:10.640 --> 01:49:11.600 Eep oop orp uh. 01:49:12.800 --> 01:49:13.439 Moving on. 01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:14.000 All right. 01:49:14.239 --> 01:49:19.600 Uh the survivors have now gone basically from being trapped by the machines to being enslaved by them. 01:49:19.760 --> 01:49:24.880 And uh, for some reason, initially, Bill is his team is kind of excited about this. 01:49:25.039 --> 01:49:26.479 He's like, oh name. 01:49:26.640 --> 01:49:30.560 I hope they don't forget they're American Expresses and they're like running back to turn the pumps. 01:49:31.520 --> 01:49:32.000 Oh, let's go. 01:49:32.319 --> 01:49:37.359 So Brent goes to confront him about this, and it just conversation took some weird turns. 01:49:37.760 --> 01:49:39.600 Wait, you can't do this. 01:49:40.000 --> 01:49:40.720 It's not a good idea. 01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:42.800 It's like double table and getting into the Nazis. 01:49:46.960 --> 01:49:47.279 Okay. 01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:50.960 Okay, now look. 01:49:51.199 --> 01:49:52.000 Here's the way I figure it. 01:49:52.399 --> 01:49:54.159 The big guys, they're heavily decayed. 01:49:54.399 --> 01:49:57.119 They crash in here, they will break to the floor and end up in the cellar. 01:49:58.079 --> 01:49:59.279 That badger, no reason. 01:50:00.079 --> 01:50:02.800 Couldn't call in a truck full of napalm and hose this place down. 01:50:04.239 --> 01:50:06.159 Just take care of yourself, okay? 01:50:06.479 --> 01:50:07.840 What are you gonna do, huh? 01:50:08.000 --> 01:50:09.039 Run me down. 01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:12.399 Shit, that'd be like a junkie trying to run down his connection. 01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:18.640 First of all, how so so Billy sees this as a way to stay alive. 01:50:18.880 --> 01:50:20.159 Hey, they need us. 01:50:20.319 --> 01:50:20.960 Yeah. 01:50:21.359 --> 01:50:27.600 And so we can do this because they need us and we can stay alive until we figure out what to do next. 01:50:27.840 --> 01:50:30.239 But he's approaching this with such exuberance. 01:50:30.319 --> 01:50:32.720 Like he's excited about this opportunity. 01:50:32.960 --> 01:50:33.199 Yeah. 01:50:33.279 --> 01:50:35.520 Hey, we we got an option here to stay alive. 01:50:35.680 --> 01:50:37.039 I would be excited too. 01:50:37.199 --> 01:50:38.000 Yeah, okay. 01:50:38.159 --> 01:50:40.399 But I mean hot damn. 01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:42.000 I hope they brought their American Express. 01:50:42.079 --> 01:50:45.359 That was I mean, that's that was a little different. 01:50:45.600 --> 01:50:46.000 Yeah. 01:50:47.920 --> 01:50:49.199 Money means nothing right now. 01:50:49.520 --> 01:50:49.840 No. 01:50:50.159 --> 01:51:00.159 Um, so the crew of survivors begin spending hours upon hours outside fueling their mechanical overlords. 01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:01.680 This is gonna be a

long day. 01:51:01.840 --> 01:51:11.840 Did you also notice that we got a truck fueling montage set to hell's bells? 01:51:12.319 --> 01:51:15.279 Jesus! Yes, I did notice that. 01:51:15.439 --> 01:51:16.800 That was amazing. 01:51:18.239 --> 01:51:21.359 You can be blind, deaf, and dumb and still have caught that. 01:51:21.520 --> 01:51:22.000 Yeah. 01:51:22.319 --> 01:51:23.840 I loved it so much. 01:51:23.920 --> 01:51:26.319 That's that song is fucking boss. 01:51:26.640 --> 01:51:28.399 That is a great song. 01:51:29.199 --> 01:51:29.920 Okay, okay. 01:51:30.159 --> 01:51:31.119 Quick side note. 01:51:31.279 --> 01:51:31.840 Yeah. 01:51:32.159 --> 01:51:40.880 About three weeks ago, my wife and my son came back into town and we went and saw AC DC in concert. 01:51:41.119 --> 01:51:41.600 Ooh. 01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:44.079 And it was frickin' amazing. 01:51:44.319 --> 01:51:44.880 Yeah, I bet. 01:51:45.119 --> 01:51:46.960 So we went because Foo Fighters was opening. 01:51:47.119 --> 01:51:47.760 Foo Five. 01:51:48.000 --> 01:51:48.960 Love the Foos, man. 01:51:49.359 --> 01:51:49.840 Foo Five. 01:51:50.479 --> 01:51:50.640 Right? 01:51:50.800 --> 01:51:51.680 Love the Foo Fighters. 01:51:51.760 --> 01:51:52.479 They were great. 01:51:52.720 --> 01:51:54.159 And then AC DC came out. 01:51:54.239 --> 01:51:58.319 I expected them to stink because they're so old, but they were amazing. 01:51:58.479 --> 01:51:58.960 They were great. 01:51:59.039 --> 01:51:59.600 They sounded great. 01:51:59.840 --> 01:52:00.800 I've never seen them live. 01:52:01.439 --> 01:52:02.079 That's a good show. 01:52:02.239 --> 01:52:04.640 I would have never taken you for an ageist. 01:52:06.479 --> 01:52:08.720 But that's especially with your career. 01:52:09.279 --> 01:52:10.319 Right, I get it. 01:52:10.880 --> 01:52:12.239 You work with the aged. 01:52:12.479 --> 01:52:12.960 I do. 01:52:13.199 --> 01:52:13.840 I do. 01:52:15.039 --> 01:52:18.079 So three-quarters of the songs sounded alike. 01:52:21.920 --> 01:52:28.560 But they they played the good ones, like Thunderstruck and Hell's Bells and Highway to Hell and TNT. 01:52:29.279 --> 01:52:30.479 It was really good. 01:52:30.800 --> 01:52:35.600 And so when I when I saw they did the soundtrack to this movie, I was like really excited about it. 01:52:35.840 --> 01:52:40.319 So when I heard Hell's Bells during this montage, I really enjoyed the song. 01:52:40.479 --> 01:52:51.359 Well, so we get this montage, and makes it clear that I mean we see everybody in the cast that's still alive out there pumping gas on these trucks. 01:52:51.760 --> 01:52:53.199 I have two questions. 01:52:53.359 --> 01:52:53.840 Yeah. 01:52:54.159 --> 01:52:55.680 Two questions. 01:52:56.319 --> 01:52:59.359 Why are they so fucking tired? 01:52:59.680 --> 01:53:02.960 It's 100 degrees out there from pumping gas. 01:53:03.279 --> 01:53:03.600 Okay. 01:53:03.920 --> 01:53:06.960 That's exactly something I had an issue with. 01:53:07.199 -->

01:53:08.560 But what was your second question? 01:53:08.800 --> 01:53:17.439 My second question is one of those trucks had 105 gallons for 58 fucking dollars. 01:53:18.159 --> 01:53:18.640 Right? 01:53:18.880 --> 01:53:19.920 God damn. 01:53:20.560 --> 01:53:23.279 Have you seen the price of diesel these days? 01:53:23.680 --> 01:53:26.640 Almost eight fucking dollars per gallon. 01:53:26.880 --> 01:53:27.520 Yeah. 01:53:27.840 --> 01:53:31.359 105 gallons for 58 bucks. 01:53:31.600 --> 01:53:32.560 Well, even that math. 01:53:32.800 --> 01:53:34.000 I'd smack my mom for that. 01:53:34.319 --> 01:53:40.560 But that even that math doesn't work because at one point I'm pretty sure I saw the diesel sign, the price, and it was like a buck ten. 01:53:40.880 --> 01:53:41.600 Right, I did too. 01:53:41.760 --> 01:53:42.159 I did too. 01:53:42.239 --> 01:53:44.000 So when I saw those numbers not work. 01:53:44.239 --> 01:53:44.399 Right. 01:53:44.640 --> 01:53:47.279 When I saw those numbers, I thought they were they were wrong. 01:53:48.000 --> 01:53:50.159 So anyway, back to back to where you were going. 01:53:50.479 --> 01:53:52.319 I saw a hilarious tweet the other day. 01:53:52.560 --> 01:53:53.279 A hilarious tweet? 01:53:53.680 --> 01:53:53.840 Yeah. 01:53:53.920 --> 01:53:54.960 It was from a buddy of mine. 01:53:55.439 --> 01:53:58.159 And he goes, just filled up my truck. 01:53:59.119 --> 01:54:02.399 I'm not so worried about a ran having nukes anymore. 01:54:07.760 --> 01:54:07.920 Right? 01:54:08.000 --> 01:54:08.800 I thought it was funny. 01:54:08.880 --> 01:54:08.960 Yeah. 01:54:09.359 --> 01:54:09.760 Nah. 01:54:10.079 --> 01:54:14.239 But anyway, everybody is taking their turns pumping gas. 01:54:14.479 --> 01:54:28.560 Um and while everyone seems to be doing this in shifts, and really all they're doing is opening a gas cap insert nozzle, close start nozzle. 01:54:28.800 --> 01:54:30.560 They are fucking dead tired. 01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:31.359 Dead tired. 01:54:31.520 --> 01:54:33.359 Now, immediately, yeah, they do show the thermometer. 01:54:33.439 --> 01:54:34.319 It's like 100 degrees. 01:54:34.479 --> 01:54:34.640 Yeah. 01:54:34.720 --> 01:54:37.439 Now, now the work in shifts. 01:54:37.680 --> 01:54:41.199 Did those handles back in the mid 80s, did they have the little like automatic? 01:54:41.680 --> 01:54:45.840 Yeah, they clearly did because they're not holding, they start and they're just standing there. 01:54:46.000 --> 01:54:48.800 They would start it and walk like clean away. 01:54:49.199 --> 01:54:51.760 I could see if you had to squeeze that and keep it squeezed. 01:54:51.920 --> 01:54:55.359 But but let's I could see after eight hours how that would be that would be tough. 01:54:55.600 --> 01:54:57.760 Oh maybe if you had to hold it the whole time. 01:54:58.159 --> 01:54:59.439 Yeah, but that's not what they showed. 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:00.239 That's not what they showed. 01:55:00.479 --> 01:55:00.560 Right. 01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:12.079 If you didn't have to hold it, because you could you could just have one person out there man in the pump, start one truck, go to the next truck, start it, and basically, and everyone else can just be inside chilling, and you just basically rotate through. 01:55:12.159 --> 01:55:16.720 And since you see everyone out there, man, you're not why did Billy have blisters on his hands? 01:55:16.880 --> 01:55:17.119 Right. 01:55:17.439 --> 01:55:20.880 I didn't think it was the that may have been from something else. 01:55:21.119 --> 01:55:22.479 This is not hard work. 01:55:23.119 --> 01:55:24.880 But anyway, this is not hard. 01:55:25.520 --> 01:55:27.520 Being outside when it's 100, I get that. 01:55:27.680 --> 01:55:28.319 That sucks. 01:55:28.399 --> 01:55:33.279 But but you're doing it in shifts, you don't have to be out there for 10 hours straight. 01:55:33.520 --> 01:55:34.159 I'm with you. 01:55:34.640 --> 01:55:37.119 But you're also under shade as well. 01:55:37.600 --> 01:55:39.680 Like there's a canopy over the top of it. 01:55:40.079 --> 01:55:43.119 Well, I've been in shade in 100-degree heat before, and it still sucks. 01:55:43.279 --> 01:55:44.000 It does suck. 01:55:44.159 --> 01:55:44.960 But it does. 01:55:45.119 --> 01:55:46.720 But I'm not getting blisters on my hands. 01:55:46.880 --> 01:55:50.800 I'm not getting blisters on my hands, and I'm not fucking exhausted. 01:55:51.119 --> 01:55:52.640 From pumping gas. 01:55:52.880 --> 01:55:53.279 Yeah. 01:55:53.600 --> 01:55:57.520 Well, this eventually takes its toll on Bill. 01:55:58.079 --> 01:56:01.439 Bill who just Bill might be dying at this point. 01:56:01.680 --> 01:56:02.880 He looks like it. 01:56:03.199 --> 01:56:03.840 He might be dying. 01:56:04.000 --> 01:56:06.000 I mean, moments ago, he was like, fuck, yeah. 01:56:06.079 --> 01:56:09.359 I hope they brought the American Express, but right now he looks like he's about ready to crum. 01:56:09.680 --> 01:56:12.479 He looks like I can't do it anymore. 01:56:12.880 --> 01:56:16.319 Barbara, I'm fucking tired. 01:56:16.880 --> 01:56:20.079 And I'm hot and I'm exhausted. 01:56:20.239 --> 01:56:21.520 And I got blisters. 01:56:21.600 --> 01:56:23.039 And I have blisters. 01:56:24.159 --> 01:56:26.079 I got blisters on my fingers. 01:56:26.319 --> 01:56:27.279 Fuck you, Bill. 01:56:28.000 --> 01:56:38.079 Well, Bill, somehow, amongst all of I guess his exhaustion, has postulated a new theory about what's actually going on. 01:56:38.239 --> 01:56:45.760 And that's not really the Rhea M comet and it's diffuse tail that's the problem. 01:56:46.079 --> 01:56:47.439 Oh, he he was right on here. 01:56:47.840 --> 01:56:53.920 He thinks maybe just maybe it's actually aliens. 01:56:55.359 --> 01:56:58.319 And they're hiding in the comet's tail. 01:56:58.479 --> 01:57:03.359 And what they're doing is they're using Earth's machine to wipe out humanity. 01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:04.399 It's a broom. 01:57:04.640

--> 01:57:06.960 Like a kind of interstellar broom. 01:57:07.760 --> 01:57:08.640 Swing us over. 01:57:11.920 --> 01:57:12.720 That's what it is. 01:57:14.239 --> 01:57:14.960 That's what it is. 01:57:16.720 --> 01:57:17.920 Swing us right now. 01:57:21.119 --> 01:57:22.000 But that's okay. 01:57:22.800 --> 01:57:23.920 Because Bill has a plan. 01:57:24.159 --> 01:57:24.640 Yep. 01:57:25.680 --> 01:57:30.079 He secretly places a grenade on the machine gun vehicle. 01:57:30.239 --> 01:57:30.640 Yep. 01:57:31.279 --> 01:57:32.880 And then it blows it up. 01:57:33.039 --> 01:57:33.680 Yep. 01:57:34.319 --> 01:57:39.039 With their mechanical prison guard gone, the survivors begin their escape. 01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:41.119 They crawl through the sewer system. 01:57:41.279 --> 01:57:47.199 Now, previously, to get in the sewer, they had to go across the convoy into the shower house and go in the sewer there. 01:57:47.279 --> 01:57:50.079 But turns out they could just do it in the basement of the Dixie Boy. 01:57:50.239 --> 01:57:50.319 Sure. 01:57:50.479 --> 01:57:51.439 Yeah, that's more convenient. 01:57:51.840 --> 01:57:55.199 The same place where all the guns are, there is an access to the sewer. 01:57:55.359 --> 01:57:55.600 Sure. 01:57:55.760 --> 01:57:58.880 The same place they had already gone to get guns previously. 01:58:00.000 --> 01:58:01.359 There's an access to the sewer. 01:58:02.159 --> 01:58:02.800 Blood hole. 01:58:02.880 --> 01:58:03.039 Yeah. 01:58:03.279 --> 01:58:03.600 Smart. 01:58:03.680 --> 01:58:03.920 Smart. 01:58:04.159 --> 01:58:04.399 Smart. 01:58:04.720 --> 01:58:07.119 So they crawl through the sewer system. 01:58:07.359 --> 01:58:08.800 With all that firepower. 01:58:09.439 --> 01:58:12.960 Why didn't they just shoot like the tires out of the trucks? 01:58:14.880 --> 01:58:15.680 Don't know. 01:58:16.319 --> 01:58:18.479 But they crawl through the sewer system and emerge. 01:58:19.439 --> 01:58:20.640 Put one in the radiator. 01:58:20.960 --> 01:58:24.720 And or why not just use the bazookas that you have? 01:58:26.000 --> 01:58:26.319 Okay. 01:58:27.199 --> 01:58:29.359 And just blow up the fuck out of all of them. 01:58:29.520 --> 01:58:33.279 Now we talked already a little bit about the M60 on the little platform car. 01:58:33.439 --> 01:58:34.000 Yeah. 01:58:34.640 --> 01:58:35.840 Not electronic. 01:58:36.399 --> 01:58:38.159 And limited ammo. 01:58:39.199 --> 01:58:40.479 How much do you think's in a belt? 01:58:40.720 --> 01:58:42.079 Well, yeah, who's reloading it? 01:58:42.239 --> 01:58:42.479 Right. 01:58:42.720 --> 01:58:46.399 Um but that is not electronic. 01:58:46.640 --> 01:58:47.600 It's not electrical. 01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:50.319 It's a purely mechanical device. 01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:52.000 So are all the other guns. 01:58:52.239 --> 01:58:53.439 So were all the other guns. 01:58:53.520 --> 01:58:53.760 Yeah. 01:58:53.920 --> 01:59:04.720 So if the comet tail could control the M60, how couldn't it have just set off control all the other guns, either making them incapable of firing or turn them on the people who are in the Dixie? 01:59:05.119 --> 01:59:05.920 Because I thought the M60. 01:59:06.159 --> 01:59:08.239 Why couldn't it have taken control of the rocket launcher? 01:59:08.399 --> 01:59:09.600 Because just blown up the rockets. 01:59:09.840 --> 01:59:13.920 Because I thought the M60 on the Jeep was tied to the components of the Jeep. 01:59:14.239 --> 01:59:15.840 That's how I justified that. 01:59:16.800 --> 01:59:19.920 That's a way to justify it. 01:59:20.159 --> 01:59:21.840 Yeah, that's a way. 01:59:22.079 --> 01:59:23.039 That is a way. 01:59:28.159 --> 01:59:30.159 Especially when they were making their escape with the guns. 01:59:30.239 --> 01:59:32.319 I'm like, how come those guns didn't just come alive? 01:59:32.640 --> 01:59:45.279 And why is it that the moment that they all dropped into the sewer, suddenly all these semis were aware, oh shit, the jig is up, and to start plowing into the Dixie Boy. 01:59:45.520 --> 01:59:45.760 Yeah. 01:59:47.600 --> 01:59:53.760 They went into the sewer like quickly after the grenade blew up the Jeep M60. 01:59:55.119 --> 01:59:55.199 Yeah. 01:59:55.439 --> 01:59:57.680 Was that the last draw for the machines? 02:00:00.079 --> 02:00:01.520 We're going to take down your whole building. 02:00:01.920 --> 02:00:03.680 That and they ran out of gas. 02:00:05.119 --> 02:00:06.720 There was a long line of sound. 02:00:07.039 --> 02:00:12.960 Well, they ran out of gas, but then they refilled it using the tanker truck that was already there as part of the convoy. 02:00:13.119 --> 02:00:13.760 Right. 02:00:15.199 --> 02:00:16.079 Whatever. 02:00:17.439 --> 02:00:18.640 I'm going to move a one. 02:00:18.880 --> 02:00:22.319 Because they they do the trucks destroy the Dixie Boy, it explodes. 02:00:22.479 --> 02:00:22.880 Yep. 02:00:23.039 --> 02:00:23.439 Boom. 02:00:23.680 --> 02:00:24.560 Goodbye, truck stop. 02:00:24.880 --> 02:00:28.079 Please do, because there's no way that we can ever fill these holes. 02:00:28.319 --> 02:00:29.119 No, not at all. 02:00:29.279 --> 02:00:30.000 Not a chance. 02:00:30.399 --> 02:00:31.760 The uh movie. 02:00:32.479 --> 02:00:32.800 Movie. 02:00:32.960 --> 02:00:34.159 There's a lot of movies in this movie. 02:00:34.640 --> 02:00:35.920 So any movies in this movie. 02:00:36.079 --> 02:00:45.279 Now, Bill and his band of heavily armed truck stop refugees are beginning their journey towards the marina under the cover of darkness. 02:00:46.880 --> 02:00:52.880 But for some reason, they stick to the main roads. 02:00:53.199 --> 02:00:53.840 You hear me too. 02:00:54.000 --> 02:00:54.720 Oh, yeah, I have to hear you. 02:00:54.880 --> 02:00:55.840 Yeah, you're sorry. 02:00:56.640 --> 02:00:57.199 I'm so sorry. 02:00:57.520 --> 02:00:58.239 Start over. 02:00:58.720 --> 02:00:59.359 My bad. 02:01:00.319 --> 02:01:02.560 They stick to the main roads. 02:01:04.000 -->

02:01:09.119 Which is exactly where they'd be most likely to be caught by rampaging murderous Autobots. 02:01:09.760 --> 02:01:11.359 Like the ice cream truck. 02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:11.840 Yeah. 02:01:12.560 --> 02:01:14.159 Yeah, that guy comes up again. 02:01:14.800 --> 02:01:20.560 Um before we get that though, they're there this is one of those moments again where it's like, what the fuck? 02:01:20.800 --> 02:01:29.279 So so they are hiding, they're they're laying low for a moment near what some kind of fast food drive-thru. 02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:30.159 Right. 02:01:30.399 --> 02:01:34.720 And the drive-thru speaker starts squawking out humans. 02:01:37.680 --> 02:01:42.479 Every car at the Dixie Boy would have had some form of speaker, right? 02:01:43.199 --> 02:01:44.800 It would have had some form of radio, right? 02:01:45.039 --> 02:01:45.279 Correct? 02:01:45.520 --> 02:01:46.000 Yep. 02:01:47.439 --> 02:01:49.359 Why'd they have to use Morse code? 02:01:55.039 --> 02:01:56.399 You shouldn't have to. 02:01:56.640 --> 02:01:58.560 You could just put it out there. 02:01:58.880 --> 02:02:01.520 Just put it out there, you fucking machine. 02:02:02.239 --> 02:02:03.680 Obviously, have a voice. 02:02:04.079 --> 02:02:05.439 Like the ice cream truck. 02:02:05.760 --> 02:02:06.720 It has a speaker. 02:02:07.199 --> 02:02:08.560 You could be speaking to everybody. 02:02:08.640 --> 02:02:08.800 Yeah. 02:02:08.960 --> 02:02:10.000 And the drive-thru. 02:02:10.239 --> 02:02:10.640 Yeah. 02:02:14.079 --> 02:02:14.319 Ah. 02:02:15.279 --> 02:02:15.600 Oh. 02:02:16.479 --> 02:02:18.239 My favorite part of the movie's coming up, though. 02:02:19.439 --> 02:02:20.079 Anyway. 02:02:20.399 --> 02:02:24.000 So um Deke blows up the fast food speaker. 02:02:24.159 --> 02:02:24.399 He does. 02:02:24.479 --> 02:02:30.399 He takes his uh takes his assault rifle, blows it up, and then he's like, I don't want this anymore. 02:02:30.640 --> 02:02:30.960 Yeah. 02:02:31.760 --> 02:02:35.439 I I thought that was the the line of the movie. 02:02:36.159 --> 02:02:36.640 Really? 02:02:36.880 --> 02:02:40.960 How that was so loud on my earphones. 02:02:41.840 --> 02:02:42.640 Let me try it again. 02:02:42.960 --> 02:02:43.119 Ho! 02:02:44.399 --> 02:02:50.000 Okay, so that this kid just this kid lost his dad to the machines. 02:02:51.520 --> 02:02:55.039 There was a speaker at the drive-thru trying to call him out. 02:02:55.359 --> 02:02:57.680 And he goes up there and he shoots the heck out of it. 02:02:58.399 --> 02:03:00.479 This is for my dad, you're not an offside of a bitch. 02:03:05.600 --> 02:03:14.319 And then he shows what makes them different than the machines because he had feelings, and he says, I don't want this anymore. 02:03:14.640 --> 02:03:14.800 Okay. 02:03:15.199 --> 02:03:16.159 And he gave away the gun. 02:03:16.399 --> 02:03:16.640 Okay. 02:03:17.039 --> 02:03:24.399 And I thought that was a very human, childlike response to what was going on. 02:03:24.960 --> 02:03:28.960 So everyone else in this party still had an assault rifle. 02:03:29.119 --> 02:03:29.359 Yeah. 02:03:29.840 --> 02:03:31.039 Were they not humans? 02:03:31.760 --> 02:03:37.920 No, they were, but his childlike innocence didn't like it. 02:03:38.239 --> 02:03:38.560 Okay. 02:03:38.800 --> 02:03:39.119 You know? 02:03:39.279 --> 02:03:39.600 Okay. 02:03:39.760 --> 02:03:40.720 It was his first kill. 02:03:40.800 --> 02:03:41.199 Uh-huh. 02:03:41.439 --> 02:03:43.920 And he was like, I don't want this anymore. 02:03:44.239 --> 02:03:46.159 It was a fast food drive-thru. 02:03:47.039 --> 02:03:49.600 Yeah, can you imagine what this kid's been through? 02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:51.680 I'm not saying he hasn't been through shit. 02:03:51.920 --> 02:03:52.960 Although Okay. 02:03:53.520 --> 02:03:59.119 I just thought the morning following finding out that his dad was murdered by a dump truck. 02:03:59.199 --> 02:04:05.600 The first shot we get of this kid is he's sitting in a in a fucking fat in a diner booth blowing bubbles. 02:04:05.760 --> 02:04:06.239 Yep. 02:04:08.640 --> 02:04:10.239 What else would you do? 02:04:10.479 --> 02:04:11.119 I don't know. 02:04:11.359 --> 02:04:12.159 Feel sad? 02:04:12.560 --> 02:04:12.960 Yeah. 02:04:14.079 --> 02:04:15.920 Those were sad bubbles he was blowing. 02:04:16.239 --> 02:04:17.600 The saddest bubbles ever. 02:04:17.840 --> 02:04:18.720 Hey, do you remember bubbles? 02:04:22.239 --> 02:04:22.479 He called. 02:04:22.560 --> 02:04:23.359 He wants to know how you're doing. 02:04:23.760 --> 02:04:24.399 Sad bubbles. 02:04:24.640 --> 02:04:25.279 Remember bubbles? 02:04:25.520 --> 02:04:25.760 I don't. 02:04:26.000 --> 02:04:27.119 Remember blown bubbles? 02:04:27.359 --> 02:04:28.000 Blowing bubbles? 02:04:28.319 --> 02:04:28.960 Yeah, he called. 02:04:29.279 --> 02:04:30.880 I wants to know what you're doing these days. 02:04:31.279 --> 02:04:31.840 Hey guys. 02:04:32.000 --> 02:04:32.159 Yeah. 02:04:32.399 --> 02:04:36.159 The survivors run into the ice cream truck. 02:04:36.479 --> 02:04:37.279 Oh shit. 02:04:37.439 --> 02:04:38.000 Yeah. 02:04:38.239 --> 02:04:41.680 The murderous ice cream truck is driving down the road towards them. 02:04:42.159 --> 02:04:42.399 Oh. 02:04:42.880 --> 02:04:49.359 Curtis and Brett open fire with just their assault weapons, just their automatic rifles. 02:04:49.600 --> 02:04:51.199 I don't even think they fire that many shots. 02:04:51.439 --> 02:04:51.680 No. 02:04:51.840 --> 02:04:53.359 And the thing goddamn explodes. 02:04:53.520 --> 02:04:53.920 It does. 02:04:54.000 --> 02:04:55.600 They must have hit the gas tank. 02:04:55.920 --> 02:04:59.119 Which is in the front of the ice cream truck. 02:04:59.520 --> 02:05:04.560 It must have hit the gas tank of the ice cream truck and one of the bullets grazed the side of it. 02:05:04.640 --> 02:05:08.319 And you know, it it caused a spark, which ignited the gasoline. 02:05:08.880 --> 02:05:14.479 And

it was probably low on gasoline because gas fumes will explode, but gasoline will not. 02:05:15.439 --> 02:05:22.880 You know, so it was probably low, and the tank was full of fumes, and it just went up like a like a Roman candle. 02:05:23.119 --> 02:05:26.800 I mean, I could see that because like it's been driving around. 02:05:26.880 --> 02:05:27.359 It's low. 02:05:27.600 --> 02:05:29.199 They can't refuel themselves. 02:05:29.439 --> 02:05:32.800 No, they are dependent on humans to do that. 02:05:32.960 --> 02:05:33.760 That's right. 02:05:34.239 --> 02:05:35.119 Yeah, that makes sense. 02:05:35.279 --> 02:05:36.319 It makes so much sense. 02:05:36.720 --> 02:05:37.600 So much sense. 02:05:37.840 --> 02:05:38.399 So much. 02:05:38.800 --> 02:05:43.279 I don't know why an ice cream truck would blow up just because of a few bullets. 02:05:43.760 --> 02:05:44.720 So much sense. 02:05:44.880 --> 02:05:47.039 Um, but they make it to the marina. 02:05:47.199 --> 02:05:48.079 Oh, wait, wait. 02:05:48.239 --> 02:05:49.199 Because movie. 02:05:49.359 --> 02:05:49.680 Movie. 02:05:50.239 --> 02:05:50.560 There we go. 02:05:50.720 --> 02:05:51.119 Movie. 02:05:51.680 --> 02:05:52.399 Maybe. 02:05:53.439 --> 02:05:55.279 Um they make it to the marina. 02:05:55.439 --> 02:05:56.000 They do. 02:05:56.159 --> 02:05:57.920 And then they find a sailboat. 02:05:58.800 --> 02:06:01.279 They see a sailboat and Bill's like, that's the one. 02:06:01.439 --> 02:06:02.960 That's the one we're gonna take it. 02:06:03.119 --> 02:06:06.960 So the band of refugees is making their way to the sailboat. 02:06:07.199 --> 02:06:11.119 Hey, hey, but real quick, do you think that sailboat had a trolling motor? 02:06:11.359 --> 02:06:15.439 No, because he was talking about the sailboat, no electronics. 02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:16.800 Like, that was his thing. 02:06:16.960 --> 02:06:18.880 Like, this was like serendipity. 02:06:18.960 --> 02:06:20.239 It's like, oh, that's a sailboat. 02:06:20.479 --> 02:06:22.239 How do you think you get that sailboat into the dock? 02:06:22.960 --> 02:06:23.600 You don't even know. 02:06:23.760 --> 02:06:24.800 You don't even know, Brian. 02:06:24.960 --> 02:06:27.119 You can't sail the boat out of the dock. 02:06:27.439 --> 02:06:29.520 You only rely on wind power. 02:06:29.760 --> 02:06:31.359 You gotta you gotta have a little motor on the door. 02:06:31.600 --> 02:06:32.239 No, Brian. 02:06:32.319 --> 02:06:32.560 No. 02:06:32.800 --> 02:06:33.119 No. 02:06:33.439 --> 02:06:34.000 No motor. 02:06:34.239 --> 02:06:35.039 Maybe or motor. 02:06:36.479 --> 02:06:36.880 Yeah. 02:06:37.119 --> 02:06:38.960 Everything's manual at this point. 02:06:39.520 --> 02:06:39.840 Okay. 02:06:40.079 --> 02:06:40.319 Yeah. 02:06:40.560 --> 02:06:42.880 I don't buy anything regarding the sailboat. 02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:46.079 I sure as shit can't believe that Bill knows how to operate a sailboat. 02:06:46.319 --> 02:06:48.239 Bill doesn't fucking know how to sail. 02:06:48.479 --> 02:06:49.439 See, earlier. 02:06:49.600 --> 02:06:50.640 He's a convict. 02:06:50.880 --> 02:06:51.199 Earlier. 02:06:51.520 --> 02:06:53.199 Bill doesn't come from college. 02:06:53.439 --> 02:06:54.239 He doesn't come from money. 02:06:54.960 --> 02:06:56.319 Sailboats in college. 02:06:57.600 --> 02:07:05.439 Maybe that's why he was robbing is so he could buy raise funds to buy a sailboat so he could sail around the world. 02:07:05.760 --> 02:07:08.000 He he owed a guy some money. 02:07:08.319 --> 02:07:13.439 But you know, and then he was gonna go to South America and he was gonna trap birds. 02:07:13.680 --> 02:07:15.520 Yeah, trap birds for 25 grand. 02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:16.239 Here we go. 02:07:16.479 --> 02:07:17.760 Maybe this is the origin story. 02:07:18.239 --> 02:07:19.039 Holy shit. 02:07:19.279 --> 02:07:19.840 Holy shit. 02:07:20.000 --> 02:07:21.119 This is Jack Colton. 02:07:21.199 --> 02:07:22.880 Yeah, he's romancing that stone, baby. 02:07:23.199 --> 02:07:25.359 Fucking Catalina wine mixer. 02:07:26.800 --> 02:07:29.359 The fucking Catalina wine mixer. 02:07:30.800 --> 02:07:32.239 So yeah, they're at the River Marine. 02:07:32.479 --> 02:07:33.199 They find a sailboat. 02:07:33.359 --> 02:07:34.159 They find a sailboat. 02:07:34.239 --> 02:07:45.199 And while they're heading to the sailboat, one of the survivors, Brad, uh, gets distracted because he sees there's a diamond ring, an obnoxiously huge diamond ring on the finger of a corpse. 02:07:45.600 --> 02:07:46.960 So obnoxiously huge. 02:07:47.199 --> 02:07:54.079 And so as he's trying to pry this diamond ring off, suddenly we see the Green Goblin truck. 02:07:54.479 --> 02:07:55.520 Oh, it's back. 02:07:55.760 --> 02:07:58.319 Which is just sitting there and waiting. 02:07:58.960 --> 02:08:01.840 Apparently, everyone in this party is blind. 02:08:02.479 --> 02:08:03.119 Nobody saw it. 02:08:03.760 --> 02:08:04.319 Nobody saw it. 02:08:04.560 --> 02:08:07.680 Can we not call him the Green Goblin truck? 02:08:07.840 --> 02:08:08.560 What should we call it? 02:08:08.720 --> 02:08:09.600 The playtime truck. 02:08:09.760 --> 02:08:10.399 The playtime truck? 02:08:10.479 --> 02:08:10.640 Yeah. 02:08:10.720 --> 02:08:11.359 Okay, I'm fine with that. 02:08:11.520 --> 02:08:12.079 Playtime truck. 02:08:12.239 --> 02:08:12.399 Okay. 02:08:12.560 --> 02:08:15.680 Alright, so no one noticed the playtime truck just sitting there. 02:08:16.079 --> 02:08:16.399 I.e. 02:08:16.560 --> 02:08:17.199 the Green Goblin. 02:08:17.359 --> 02:08:17.439 Yeah. 02:08:17.600 --> 02:08:17.680 No. 02:08:18.079 --> 02:08:19.600 And fuck no. 02:08:20.000 --> 02:08:21.119 He's the playtime truck. 02:08:21.520 --> 02:08:35.279 So Brad, uh, yeah, as he's uh making his way to the boat, the the playtime truck, i.e., the Green Goblin, um attacks and kills Brad, running him down. 02:08:35.520 --> 02:08:36.159 Yeah. 02:08:37.199 --> 02:08:40.399 Bill He totally didn't have time to step

out of the boat. 02:08:40.720 --> 02:08:44.159 No time at all to take three steps to the fucking right. 02:08:44.560 --> 02:08:49.520 Um, Bill, though, he's got a rocket launcher, and he's gonna even the score. 02:08:49.680 --> 02:08:50.399 Of course he does. 02:08:54.399 --> 02:08:55.119 Motherfucker. 02:08:56.720 --> 02:08:57.520 Motherfucker. 02:09:07.439 --> 02:09:09.279 They get on the fucking sailboat. 02:09:09.520 --> 02:09:11.199 They are Hoozers. 02:09:12.239 --> 02:09:19.119 Then in another relatively small moment, but one that pissed me off monumentally. 02:09:20.079 --> 02:09:22.079 More than the opening italyses? 02:09:22.319 --> 02:09:22.720 Possibly. 02:09:22.800 --> 02:09:22.960 Yeah. 02:09:23.359 --> 02:09:31.520 Billy is uncapable, incapable of unnodding the rope securing the boat to the dock. 02:09:31.680 --> 02:09:31.920 Yes. 02:09:32.159 --> 02:09:33.119 Oh, I didn't notice that. 02:09:33.359 --> 02:09:46.640 Even though it is not that tough of a hitch, and it's big, thick, polypropylene rope that really anyone who would have looked at this thing for two seconds would be like, oh, this way, that way, over there, boom, done, free. 02:09:46.880 --> 02:09:51.520 Instead, he calls for Brett to bring Mother's Helper. 02:09:51.760 --> 02:09:52.640 Hell yeah, he does. 02:09:52.880 --> 02:09:58.079 The big raise the straight blade razor blade that she keeps in her boot. 02:09:58.159 --> 02:10:01.600 Uh, so he can hack through this thick ass rope. 02:10:01.760 --> 02:10:04.239 And I love you're gonna need that rope. 02:10:04.720 --> 02:10:09.119 I love that you called that out because that was the thing my wife called out. 02:10:09.680 --> 02:10:13.199 He can't fucking undo this knot. 02:10:13.359 --> 02:10:14.000 Yeah. 02:10:20.159 --> 02:10:24.560 Maybe the person who tied the boat didn't know what they were doing. 02:10:24.720 --> 02:10:26.720 I and that's the other part that bugged me. 02:10:26.960 --> 02:10:32.560 I have been on enough boats, that's not a knot that you would use to secure a boat. 02:10:32.640 --> 02:10:33.840 You're correct. 02:10:35.279 --> 02:10:38.159 Now, I know that I'm only a pontoon boat captain. 02:10:38.319 --> 02:10:39.039 I'm on a boat boat. 02:10:39.279 --> 02:10:44.000 But a pontoon boat captain is like a regular boat captain, just drunker. 02:10:47.039 --> 02:10:48.800 You are 100% correct. 02:10:49.039 --> 02:10:52.079 If you're on a pontoon boat and you're not drunk, you're doing it wrong. 02:10:52.239 --> 02:10:53.840 You're doing it wrong. 02:10:54.319 --> 02:10:56.720 But they set sail towards Haven. 02:10:56.800 --> 02:11:00.079 They somehow are trolling through the marina. 02:11:01.199 --> 02:11:02.560 I don't know how. 02:11:03.520 --> 02:11:05.279 Not with the motor, apparently. 02:11:05.520 --> 02:11:06.560 No, apparently not. 02:11:06.800 --> 02:11:10.159 No, because that is how they become sentient. 02:11:10.479 --> 02:11:10.880 Yeah. 02:11:11.119 --> 02:11:16.000 Um, and then we get some text that explains everything. 02:11:16.239 --> 02:11:17.119 It does. 02:11:18.079 --> 02:11:32.159 The Russians had a satellite that found the mothership, and it was lasers and nukes, and do you guys find something real sad and lazy about a movie that has to have text at the end to resolve everything? 02:11:32.880 --> 02:11:33.680 I I do. 02:11:33.840 --> 02:11:43.359 Look, if I was I was annoyed, borderline bored, frustrated, and confused up to this point. 02:11:43.680 --> 02:11:45.840 But this made me fucking pissed. 02:11:46.159 --> 02:11:47.439 Must have been the cocaine. 02:11:47.680 --> 02:11:49.279 They were just like, fuck it. 02:11:49.600 --> 02:11:51.840 Put it on text on a on a screen. 02:11:51.920 --> 02:11:52.880 Like, I don't fucking care. 02:11:53.439 --> 02:11:56.960 Basically, we we just we get this text that says, Well, here's what happened. 02:11:57.199 --> 02:11:58.239 I don't think we need the text. 02:11:58.319 --> 02:11:59.760 I think you just have them sail away. 02:12:00.319 --> 02:12:00.479 Right. 02:12:00.880 --> 02:12:01.119 Exit. 02:12:01.520 --> 02:12:02.720 Nobody would have fucking known. 02:12:03.039 --> 02:12:05.840 I mean, on one hand, it does give us a bow. 02:12:07.439 --> 02:12:08.479 You like Mo's. 02:12:08.640 --> 02:12:10.159 It wasn't the Calvin after all. 02:12:10.239 --> 02:12:12.800 It was actually aliens, but the aliens got blew up. 02:12:13.039 --> 02:12:14.079 Text of the beginning. 02:12:14.560 --> 02:12:19.600 Oh, and the survivors of the Dixie Boy are still survivors. 02:12:19.840 --> 02:12:21.439 Text of the beginning, text of the end. 02:12:21.600 --> 02:12:24.479 You wrapped it up nicely, but it's also fucking stupid. 02:12:24.640 --> 02:12:24.800 Yeah. 02:12:24.960 --> 02:12:25.600 It's a bookend. 02:12:25.920 --> 02:12:29.279 They could have just fucking sailed away, like you said, couldn't you, Brian? 02:12:29.680 --> 02:12:32.479 They could have sailed away and nobody would have known any fucking different. 02:12:32.640 --> 02:12:32.880 No. 02:12:33.520 --> 02:12:34.239 Nobody would have known. 02:12:34.640 --> 02:12:34.800 Right. 02:12:35.279 --> 02:12:48.880 But but that that well, now that we've gotten through all of that, let's take a moment. 02:12:49.039 --> 02:12:49.680 Uh-huh. 02:12:51.119 --> 02:12:54.479 And talk about beer number three. 02:12:54.720 --> 02:12:55.680 Beer number three. 02:12:56.000 --> 02:12:58.319 Brian, this is your contribution to the podcast. 02:12:58.479 --> 02:12:58.720 Yes. 02:12:58.880 --> 02:12:59.680 What'd you bring? 02:12:59.840 --> 02:13:03.119 Okay, so I was tasked with bringing an Oktoberfest. 02:13:03.520 --> 02:13:10.079 So I went to the source and I brought Spaten Oktoberfest. 02:13:10.239 --> 02:13:12.800 So Spaten is a brewery in Munich. 02:13:12.960 --> 02:13:13.439 Uh-huh. 02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:20.000 And it is credited with making the first Oktoberfest back in 1872. 02:13:20.239 --> 02:13:21.199 The first Martin? 02:13:21.439 -->

02:13:22.239 The Martzen? 02:13:23.039 --> 02:13:23.600 Martzen? 02:13:23.840 --> 02:13:24.479 Yep. 02:13:25.039 --> 02:13:27.680 And so I brought Spaten Oktoberfest. 02:13:27.760 --> 02:13:29.439 Now Spaten is German for Spade. 02:13:29.840 --> 02:13:30.239 Speten. 02:13:32.880 --> 02:13:33.359 Spade. 02:13:33.840 --> 02:13:38.640 That makes sense because they got a little kind of like a spade-ish kind of thing here on the label. 02:13:38.800 --> 02:13:39.279 Yeah. 02:13:39.439 --> 02:13:39.760 Yeah. 02:13:39.920 --> 02:13:46.159 So this is a uh traditional German um the breweries in Munich. 02:13:47.119 --> 02:13:50.640 And uh yeah, this is uh from the source, buddy. 02:13:50.880 --> 02:13:54.960 I I think it's interesting that they have it here as malt liquor. 02:13:55.520 --> 02:14:02.000 Which which, you know, back in the day, anything over a five ABV you had to label as malt liquor. 02:14:02.159 --> 02:14:03.359 Like Colt 45. 02:14:03.520 --> 02:14:03.840 Yeah. 02:14:04.000 --> 02:14:05.359 Uh, even though it was just beer. 02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:05.760 Yeah. 02:14:05.920 --> 02:14:08.720 Um, it's weird to me when I still when I see that now. 02:14:08.880 --> 02:14:12.159 Because we have craft beers, as we've had two of tonight. 02:14:12.319 --> 02:14:12.880 Right. 02:14:13.279 --> 02:14:14.800 Which might exceed that 5%. 02:14:15.199 --> 02:14:17.600 Definitely malt liquors in their jig beer. 02:14:17.840 --> 02:14:18.319 Yeah. 02:14:18.560 --> 02:14:24.560 So so this as a traditional Oktoberfest, it's got a little bit of that Heineken skunk to it. 02:14:25.279 --> 02:14:26.960 It's very Pilsnery to me. 02:14:27.279 --> 02:14:27.439 Yeah. 02:14:27.680 --> 02:14:31.600 I would in fact I would have guessed this was a Pilsner before I would have said Oktoberfest. 02:14:32.479 --> 02:14:34.239 Um not bad. 02:14:34.399 --> 02:14:35.439 No, not bad at all. 02:14:35.600 --> 02:14:39.920 I not my personal bailiwick, not my favorite Oktober. 02:14:40.479 --> 02:14:46.720 I I think the gold standard, especially domestically, is the uh the Sam Adams Oktoberfest. 02:14:46.880 --> 02:14:48.159 Yeah, it's so drinkable. 02:14:48.319 --> 02:14:49.680 Yeah, that's my gold stand. 02:14:50.000 --> 02:14:52.239 That's what I compare every Oktoberfest to. 02:14:52.399 --> 02:14:56.159 Um, this one's not bad, but like I said, it's got a little of that Heineken skunk to it. 02:14:56.319 --> 02:14:56.560 Yeah. 02:14:56.800 --> 02:15:00.560 So who is on our next? 02:15:00.800 --> 02:15:03.600 We have one more spooky movie. 02:15:03.760 --> 02:15:04.720 One more spooky movie. 02:15:05.359 --> 02:15:07.199 Oh, I guess Oktoberfest. 02:15:07.359 --> 02:15:08.079 I got pumpkin. 02:15:08.239 --> 02:15:09.439 You're you're doing October? 02:15:09.840 --> 02:15:10.000 Yeah. 02:15:10.159 --> 02:15:11.680 Are you bringing same ads? 02:15:11.840 --> 02:15:12.319 I don't know. 02:15:12.479 --> 02:15:13.039 We'll see. 02:15:13.199 --> 02:15:13.680 You should. 02:15:13.840 -->

02:15:14.720 Maybe you should. 02:15:15.439 --> 02:15:16.880 Tell me what to do, Justin. 02:15:17.039 --> 02:15:17.920 You'll probably win. 02:15:18.159 --> 02:15:22.159 And justin Justin gets wild cards, so he'll bring a hazy IPA. 02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:23.520 You never knew. 02:15:23.760 --> 02:15:24.800 Yes, I do know. 02:15:26.720 --> 02:15:29.119 Uh so this is this is very drinkable. 02:15:29.279 --> 02:15:29.680 It is very. 02:15:37.279 --> 02:15:40.960 I was shocked by because it doesn't, it doesn't taste like a 5.9. 02:15:41.279 --> 02:15:42.079 You're on number two. 02:15:42.399 --> 02:15:43.279 I am on number two. 02:15:43.520 --> 02:15:44.159 Yeah. 02:15:46.399 --> 02:15:47.039 Hammered. 02:15:47.199 --> 02:15:48.000 Ham sauced. 02:15:48.479 --> 02:15:49.119 Ham sauced. 02:15:49.359 --> 02:15:50.159 Ham sauce. 02:15:51.439 --> 02:15:53.840 No, but it's it's a it's a tasty beer. 02:15:54.079 --> 02:15:56.560 With with the other Oktoberfests that are out there. 02:15:56.720 --> 02:15:57.039 Yeah. 02:15:57.199 --> 02:15:59.279 I don't know if I would get this one again. 02:15:59.600 --> 02:16:00.800 I would not. 02:16:01.039 --> 02:16:01.359 Yeah. 02:16:01.600 --> 02:16:02.239 It's okay. 02:16:02.479 --> 02:16:03.199 Again, it is. 02:16:03.600 --> 02:16:04.640 It's a drinkable beer. 02:16:04.720 --> 02:16:10.560 I'd I've had more other Oktoberfests that suit my palate better. 02:16:11.520 --> 02:16:13.520 Um, I don't know. 02:16:13.600 --> 02:16:18.399 I'm also off, I'm just genuinely typically off put by a beer in a green bottle. 02:16:19.199 --> 02:16:20.479 You're not a rolling rock band. 02:16:20.880 --> 02:16:21.119 I'm not. 02:16:21.199 --> 02:16:25.760 Yeah, green and I don't care about the glass lined tanks of old Latrobe. 02:16:26.640 --> 02:16:27.920 Um, yeah, I don't know. 02:16:28.000 --> 02:16:28.720 It's just okay. 02:16:28.960 --> 02:16:30.720 Yeah, it's alright. 02:16:31.119 --> 02:16:33.360 But hey, we're drinking history, boys. 02:16:33.520 --> 02:16:34.079 That we are. 02:16:34.159 --> 02:16:34.479 Yep. 02:16:34.719 --> 02:16:35.520 History indeed. 02:16:35.680 --> 02:16:36.079 I like it. 02:16:36.159 --> 02:16:37.600 I don't mind it one bit. 02:16:37.920 --> 02:16:38.559 All right. 02:16:38.719 --> 02:16:40.159 Well, let me ask you, gents. 02:16:40.239 --> 02:16:40.719 Yes. 02:16:40.959 --> 02:16:44.319 If you could wave your magic one and change one thing. 02:16:44.639 --> 02:16:45.360 Only one? 02:16:45.600 --> 02:16:46.319 Only one. 02:16:46.479 --> 02:16:47.280 Oh man. 02:16:47.600 --> 02:16:48.399 Only one. 02:16:48.799 --> 02:16:51.360 Maximum overdrive, a better movie. 02:16:51.600 --> 02:16:51.920 Okay. 02:16:52.399 --> 02:16:54.000 What would it be? 02:16:54.959 --> 02:17:00.239 Well, I think the easy answer here is consistency among the rogue machines. 02:17:00.479 --> 02:17:01.120 Uh-huh. 02:17:02.319 --> 02:17:05.120 Why are some possessed? 02:17:05.280 --> 02:17:05.520 Yep. 02:17:05.680 --> 02:17:06.399 And some not. 02:17:06.639 --> 02:17:06.799 Yeah. 02:17:06.959 --> 02:17:08.719 I would think it would be all or nothing. 02:17:09.280 --> 02:17:12.639 Your magic wand is a perfect alignment with mine. 02:17:12.799 --> 02:17:14.239 Mine is at rules. 02:17:14.479 --> 02:17:16.479 I need some goddamn rules. 02:17:16.719 --> 02:17:17.040 Right. 02:17:17.360 --> 02:17:17.600 Right. 02:17:17.680 --> 02:17:18.799 Let's clarify that. 02:17:19.040 --> 02:17:19.360 Okay. 02:17:19.920 --> 02:17:25.440 You know, did the big rigs get affected quicker than everything else? 02:17:25.760 --> 02:17:31.920 That in the ATM machines and the in the the arcade games and the soda machines. 02:17:32.399 --> 02:17:34.399 But also not some of the others. 02:17:34.639 --> 02:17:35.280 Right. 02:17:35.680 --> 02:17:38.559 Why did the shake machine not fight back? 02:17:38.879 --> 02:17:43.040 I I don't understand the ambiguity between the rogue machines. 02:17:43.360 --> 02:17:45.440 Why did the grill not fight back? 02:17:45.680 --> 02:17:46.319 Right. 02:17:46.959 --> 02:17:47.680 I get it. 02:17:47.840 --> 02:17:48.079 Yeah. 02:17:48.239 --> 02:17:48.479 I do. 02:17:48.959 --> 02:17:49.920 So that's that's mine. 02:17:50.000 --> 02:17:51.760 Oh, Seth, that's apparently yours. 02:17:52.079 --> 02:17:52.879 That is mine. 02:17:53.040 --> 02:17:55.280 But since you took it, I'm gonna go to my number two. 02:17:55.520 --> 02:17:56.399 Okay, number two. 02:17:56.799 --> 02:18:00.959 I hate movies where there's an unearned love connection. 02:18:01.440 --> 02:18:01.600 Okay. 02:18:01.760 --> 02:18:07.920 And I thought the love connection that forged so quickly between Bill and Brett gave me the ick. 02:18:08.159 --> 02:18:09.360 Hey, love means love, man. 02:18:09.520 --> 02:18:19.280 Yeah, is and I get, you know, like in in speed, you know, the whole, you know, romance forged under arduous circumstances, blah, blah, blah. 02:18:19.440 --> 02:18:19.840 Right. 02:18:20.159 --> 02:18:21.360 I don't give a shit. 02:18:21.520 --> 02:18:37.600 I I think really they were like immediately basically full blown in love if they only met and they didn't really have any connection, and boom, other than the fact that, hey, we got two young attractive actors in the same place at the same time. 02:18:37.760 --> 02:18:38.639 They must be in love. 02:18:38.879 --> 02:18:40.559 It was a romance of convenience. 02:18:40.799 --> 02:18:46.559 Yeah, and it and and I you know, I'm gonna borrow a line that you two both have thrown out so many times. 02:18:46.799 --> 02:18:47.280 What's that? 02:18:47.520 --> 02:18:49.760 It didn't add anything to the movie. 02:18:52.239 --> 02:18:52.959 That's true. 02:18:53.200 --> 02:18:54.559 Hey, Justin, uh huh. 02:18:54.719 --> 02:18:55.840 What's your magic wand? 02:18:56.079 --> 02:18:58.159 Ooh, I'm glad you asked, Brad. 02:19:00.159 --> 02:19:06.319 I'd alter the whole, I'm so tired from filling these trucks up with gas sequence. 02:19:06.559 -->

02:19:07.200 Yes. 02:19:08.000 --> 02:19:13.120 And use the time to actually show the characters making their plan to escape. 02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:14.079 I like that. 02:19:14.319 --> 02:19:19.680 So you can still show like them being tired, but I don't know. 02:19:19.760 --> 02:19:21.520 That's a ruse to the truck. 02:19:21.840 --> 02:19:25.360 You have a little bit of great escape going on back inside the Dixie Boy. 02:19:25.520 --> 02:19:25.680 Right? 02:19:25.760 --> 02:19:28.559 So you have somebody coming out and being like, Oh my god, I'm so tired. 02:19:28.719 --> 02:19:31.040 Come relieve me from my job of filling up these gases. 02:19:34.799 --> 02:19:39.760 Like once you once you hit the the threshold of the door, uh-huh. 02:19:40.719 --> 02:19:41.760 You're not tired. 02:19:42.000 --> 02:19:45.200 Well, you're saying, okay, we're acting the plan. 02:19:45.520 --> 02:19:53.120 There's like there's like but we since we have no idea how the consistency how these machines are communicating with each other or which ones are affecting which ones are not. 02:19:53.280 --> 02:19:58.479 Honestly, uh anywhere where there's any form of electronics or electricity, you could be under surveillance. 02:19:58.719 --> 02:19:59.360 You could. 02:19:59.760 --> 02:20:03.120 But it's so inconsistent that I don't think it fucking matters. 02:20:03.520 --> 02:20:06.399 But we know they can hear, but can they read? 02:20:06.639 --> 02:20:09.440 So If they're passing notes and stuff, right? 02:20:09.520 --> 02:20:22.559 So if you're passing notes or you have like a like a a board where you've got the the red yarn that's going like connection to connection, like we're talking about like once you hit that door, like you're no longer tired. 02:20:22.639 --> 02:20:26.719 You're just faking that for the the trucks to see you faking it. 02:20:26.799 --> 02:20:30.479 Yeah, so then you can be like, all right, here's how we're gonna plan to do this. 02:20:30.559 --> 02:20:42.159 Yeah, and I think it would be a bigger payoff, too, to where it's like, now my plan has come to fruition and we're working towards this because their plan was like, how did they even come up with it? 02:20:42.319 --> 02:20:44.079 They never showed how they came up with it. 02:20:45.040 --> 02:20:53.440 Basically, what we're left to what we're left to assume is that Bill somehow came up with everything, everyone just went along with it because Bill is the leader that there needed to be cause. 02:20:53.600 --> 02:20:55.280 There needed to be an A-Team moment. 02:20:55.440 --> 02:20:56.239 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 02:20:56.559 --> 02:21:03.040 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. 02:21:03.440 --> 02:21:04.559 And then a high five. 02:21:04.719 --> 02:21:06.159 Yeah, right, right. 02:21:06.639 --> 02:21:08.719 I love it when a plan comes sticking. 02:21:09.840 --> 02:21:10.479 Exactly. 02:21:10.639 --> 02:21:11.920 Yeah, there should have been more like that. 02:21:12.000 --> 02:21:13.200 That's what they needed. 02:21:13.280 --> 02:21:14.959 And I think they should have used more grenades. 02:21:15.120 --> 02:21:15.280 Yeah. 02:21:15.440 --> 02:21:16.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 02:21:16.559 --> 02:21:20.799 If you had access to a cache of grenades, man, dump them in the gas tanks. 02:21:21.120 --> 02:21:21.520 Mm-hmm. 02:21:21.680 --> 02:21:22.159 Yeah. 02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:24.799 Just one follow-up question here. 02:21:24.879 --> 02:21:25.120 Uh-huh. 02:21:25.200 --> 02:21:28.079 And I want to go, this is going back to your criticism, Brian. 02:21:28.239 --> 02:21:28.799 Yeah. 02:21:29.840 --> 02:21:40.319 If this space comet, dust, debris, diffuse tail slash UFO could control things on Earth. 02:21:40.959 --> 02:21:45.680 Why couldn't they have also controlled the Russian satellite that ultimately blew them up? 02:21:46.159 --> 02:21:48.639 Because it was in space and it was not in the tail. 02:21:50.000 --> 02:21:50.319 What? 02:21:50.639 --> 02:21:54.000 It was maybe if it's in space, it would still be in the tail? 02:21:54.239 --> 02:21:57.520 Maybe it was on the other side of Earth out of the range of the tail. 02:21:58.239 --> 02:22:01.200 If it's on the other side of Earth, how'd they blow up the UFO? 02:22:02.479 --> 02:22:03.200 Because they moved. 02:22:03.600 --> 02:22:05.040 Did they shoot through the planet? 02:22:05.280 --> 02:22:05.600 No. 02:22:06.159 --> 02:22:07.120 It was hidden. 02:22:07.200 --> 02:22:09.040 It was in deep space. 02:22:10.239 --> 02:22:11.200 Deep space. 02:22:11.680 --> 02:22:12.799 Deep space. 02:22:13.280 --> 02:22:14.079 Oh, God. 02:22:14.159 --> 02:22:16.159 There's just so many holes. 02:22:16.399 --> 02:22:22.000 It it was a very holes. 02:22:22.319 --> 02:22:23.120 Like so many holes. 02:22:23.280 --> 02:22:23.600 It was lazy. 02:22:24.000 --> 02:22:27.600 It makes rad look well composed and fully thought out. 02:22:28.399 --> 02:22:29.760 It was it was lazy writing. 02:22:29.840 --> 02:22:30.159 Yeah. 02:22:30.399 --> 02:22:32.639 It was a lazy opening explanation. 02:22:32.719 --> 02:22:35.760 It was a lazy closing explanation. 02:22:36.959 --> 02:22:40.799 It was not well thought out at all. 02:22:41.120 --> 02:22:43.200 Which brings me to my next point, kids. 02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:45.760 Don't do coke. 02:22:46.159 --> 02:22:46.479 No. 02:22:47.360 --> 02:22:48.319 I mean. 02:22:49.200 --> 02:22:49.600 Yeah. 02:22:50.639 --> 02:22:52.879 But don't write movies. 02:22:53.120 --> 02:22:55.440 Don't do it and then direct a movie. 02:22:55.600 --> 02:22:56.079 Yeah. 02:22:56.399 --> 02:22:58.719 And expect to have good results. 02:23:01.120 --> 02:23:01.440 Okay. 02:23:01.760 --> 02:23:03.280 Have all the fun you want. 02:23:03.520 --> 02:23:05.440 But don't do it directing a movie. 02:23:05.680 --> 02:23:08.319 You guys want to change gears. 02:23:08.479 --> 02:23:08.639 Yeah. 02:23:08.719 --> 02:23:10.159 Yeah, let's change some gears. 02:23:10.719 --> 02:23:11.920 Ah I get it.

02:23:12.079 --> 02:23:13.040 Change gears. 02:23:14.319 --> 02:23:16.799 Did you know those kinds of trucks have like 17 gears. 02:23:17.280 --> 02:23:17.840 They have a lot. 02:23:18.879 --> 02:23:22.479 Well, I want to try something out here. 02:23:22.719 --> 02:23:22.959 Okay. 02:23:23.520 --> 02:23:29.840 This is a little something I call I don't want to wait for this scare to be over. 02:23:31.360 --> 02:23:32.799 Want to know right now. 02:23:34.799 --> 02:23:38.159 Maximum Overdrive was filmed in Wilmington, North Carolina. 02:23:38.559 --> 02:23:44.239 A city that would later become the home of another beloved piece of American entertainment, Dawson's Creek. 02:23:45.360 --> 02:23:49.920 So naturally, we should bring these two worlds together. 02:23:51.120 --> 02:23:55.680 I'm going to give you the beginning of an actual Dawson's Creek episode. 02:23:56.559 --> 02:23:59.600 Everything I tell you really happened on the show. 02:24:00.159 --> 02:24:08.319 But at a certain point, we're going to fire the writers, bring in Stephen King, and hand the story over to you. 02:24:09.040 --> 02:24:10.719 Our job is simple. 02:24:11.040 --> 02:24:12.239 King-ify it. 02:24:12.719 --> 02:24:12.959 Okay. 02:24:14.479 --> 02:24:26.639 So we're going to take this perfectly innocent piece of late 90s teen melodrama and turn it into something horrifying, supernatural, disturbing, completely fucked up. 02:24:26.879 --> 02:24:28.959 Or preferably all four. 02:24:29.360 --> 02:24:29.920 Nice. 02:24:30.239 --> 02:24:30.559 Okay. 02:24:31.040 --> 02:24:39.680 So we're going to start off with a scene or a setup from season one, episode seven of Dawson's Creek. 02:24:39.840 --> 02:24:40.079 Okay. 02:24:40.719 --> 02:24:41.360 Detention. 02:24:41.920 --> 02:24:51.760 Where Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Jen, and Abby all find themselves stuck at Capeside High for an eight-hour Saturday detention. 02:24:52.000 --> 02:24:58.399 Bored and increasingly irritated with each other, they decide to pass the time by playing Truth or Dare. 02:24:59.600 --> 02:25:00.799 Kingify It. 02:25:01.600 --> 02:25:03.200 Kingify Truth or Dare. 02:25:03.360 --> 02:25:08.799 Yeah, what happens next to make this fitting of a Stephen King story? 02:25:09.120 --> 02:25:09.280 Okay. 02:25:10.000 --> 02:25:16.000 Well, I think they take one of their other students that they don't like. 02:25:16.159 --> 02:25:16.559 Uh-huh. 02:25:17.360 --> 02:25:18.399 Tie him down. 02:25:19.920 --> 02:25:21.920 And break their ankles with a sledgehammer. 02:25:22.479 --> 02:25:24.000 Oh, I like that. 02:25:24.239 --> 02:25:25.120 I like it. 02:25:25.280 --> 02:25:25.600 Yeah. 02:25:25.920 --> 02:25:28.399 That is Saturday detention written all over. 02:25:28.719 --> 02:25:28.879 Yeah. 02:25:28.959 --> 02:25:32.639 And then they then they make it like a trail of like peanut butter crackers. 02:25:32.799 --> 02:25:33.120 Uh huh. 02:25:33.280 --> 02:25:36.559 And have this person with a broken ankles try and walk out. 02:25:37.120 --> 02:25:37.600 Oh man. 02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:39.680 And and find their lunch. 02:25:39.920 --> 02:25:40.479 Uh-huh. 02:25:41.120 --> 02:25:41.520 Yeah. 02:25:41.680 --> 02:25:42.159 I don't know. 02:25:42.959 --> 02:25:44.239 I like that so much. 02:25:44.879 --> 02:25:45.200 Okay. 02:25:45.600 --> 02:25:46.959 It sounds it sounds like misery. 02:25:47.120 --> 02:25:47.280 Yeah. 02:25:47.360 --> 02:25:48.399 Yeah, that'd be miserable. 02:25:50.159 --> 02:25:53.360 It sounds miserable, but I don't think I've ever heard that before. 02:25:53.520 --> 02:25:53.760 Yeah. 02:25:54.159 --> 02:25:54.399 Yeah. 02:25:54.719 --> 02:25:55.920 Novel idea. 02:25:56.239 --> 02:25:56.879 Novel. 02:25:57.200 --> 02:25:57.760 All right. 02:25:58.319 --> 02:26:01.920 From season two, episode seven, The All-Nighter. 02:26:02.399 --> 02:26:05.360 The night before a big English midterm. 02:26:05.760 --> 02:26:13.600 Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Andy, Jen, and Chris gather at Chris's house for an all-night cram session. 02:26:13.840 --> 02:26:26.479 Studying quickly gives way to distractions, and someone produces a magazine purity test that begins revealing things about the group that some of them would probably prefer remain secret. 02:26:27.680 --> 02:26:28.719 King of Fiet. 02:26:29.200 --> 02:26:35.360 So I kind of feel like at that point you're you're looking at some serious truth. 02:26:35.600 --> 02:26:35.920 Right? 02:26:36.079 --> 02:26:36.559 Yeah. 02:26:37.680 --> 02:26:44.399 And maybe those serious truths start coming into life. 02:26:46.479 --> 02:26:57.440 I'm gonna say that maybe Joey gets a little embarrassed, a little hurt, a little squeamish, a little embarrassed, and she starts getting angsty. 02:26:58.399 --> 02:26:59.520 Lots of anxiety. 02:26:59.920 --> 02:27:03.040 And all of a sudden, lights in the room start exploding. 02:27:03.200 --> 02:27:03.760 Oh no. 02:27:03.920 --> 02:27:04.239 Oh. 02:27:04.799 --> 02:27:07.840 And then all of a sudden, the Pacey. 02:27:08.159 --> 02:27:09.760 His head explodes. 02:27:10.000 --> 02:27:10.319 Oh. 02:27:10.559 --> 02:27:11.920 All over Jim. 02:27:12.239 --> 02:27:12.799 I thought you were gonna do it. 02:27:12.879 --> 02:27:13.520 And Dawson. 02:27:19.440 --> 02:27:20.559 Telekinesis, Kyle. 02:27:20.719 --> 02:27:21.360 Telekinesis. 02:27:22.159 --> 02:27:23.920 It's mine bullets. 02:27:25.920 --> 02:27:27.920 It's telekinesis, Kyle. 02:27:28.159 --> 02:27:29.520 We could shoot a yak! 02:27:29.920 --> 02:27:31.760 From 500 miles away. 02:27:32.079 --> 02:27:32.879 Five hundred meters? 02:27:33.200 --> 02:27:34.000 Five hundred yards. 02:27:34.319 --> 02:27:34.559 Yards. 02:27:34.799 --> 02:27:35.280 With mine. 02:27:35.760 --> 02:27:36.879 With mine bullets. 02:27:37.440 --> 02:27:38.079 Anyway. 02:27:38.319 --> 02:27:38.879 Yeah. 02:27:39.120 --> 02:27:39.440 Okay. 02:27:39.760 --> 02:27:42.479 So yeah, I think we're gonna bring some telekinesis into this bitch. 02:27:42.639 --> 02:27:42.879

Alright. 02:27:43.120 --> 02:27:43.920 Where do you go, Kyle? 02:27:44.079 --> 02:27:44.639 I like it. 02:27:44.799 --> 02:27:45.120 Okay. 02:27:46.319 --> 02:27:48.799 From season three, episode seven. 02:27:49.120 --> 02:27:50.719 Escape from which island. 02:27:50.879 --> 02:27:51.120 Oh. 02:27:51.600 --> 02:27:53.200 For a history class project. 02:27:53.440 --> 02:27:59.440 Dawson recruits Joey, Pacey, and Jen to travel with him to you guessed it. 02:27:59.680 --> 02:28:00.799 Which island? 02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:01.600 Oh shit. 02:28:02.000 --> 02:28:02.799 Which remote location? 02:28:03.200 --> 02:28:03.600 Wait, wait. 02:28:03.920 --> 02:28:04.559 Which island? 02:28:04.639 --> 02:28:04.959 Yeah. 02:28:06.479 --> 02:28:07.440 Which island? 02:28:07.680 --> 02:28:08.159 Which island? 02:28:08.319 --> 02:28:08.399 Yeah. 02:28:08.479 --> 02:28:08.799 The island. 02:28:09.120 --> 02:28:09.360 Seth. 02:28:09.520 --> 02:28:14.079 No, which island are you talking about? 02:28:14.959 --> 02:28:16.559 The third one on the left. 02:28:17.040 --> 02:28:17.600 Which island? 02:28:17.760 --> 02:28:18.000 Yeah. 02:28:18.879 --> 02:28:20.079 The one with the witches. 02:28:20.559 --> 02:28:20.719 Oh. 02:28:21.280 --> 02:28:21.840 Witches island. 02:28:21.920 --> 02:28:22.799 Oh, so it's witches. 02:28:23.200 --> 02:28:23.920 Not which island. 02:28:24.159 --> 02:28:24.399 Right. 02:28:24.799 --> 02:28:25.760 But which island? 02:28:26.399 --> 02:28:26.719 Island. 02:28:27.040 --> 02:28:27.280 Okay. 02:28:27.520 --> 02:28:30.879 Well, it's a ro remote location with a dark history. 02:28:31.360 --> 02:28:40.879 They're there to make a documentary about a group of women who were accused of witchcraft and supposedly killed on the island centuries earlier. 02:28:41.680 --> 02:28:42.799 King of Viat. 02:28:43.520 --> 02:28:45.280 Can I just ask first and foremost? 02:28:45.600 --> 02:28:46.559 Was this a real? 02:28:49.920 --> 02:28:50.239 Yeah. 02:28:50.959 --> 02:28:55.760 I would assume that all of them find brooms. 02:28:57.520 --> 02:28:59.920 And they just kind of cruise around on them for a bit. 02:29:00.079 --> 02:29:04.079 Well, I think each broom has a specific power to it. 02:29:04.239 --> 02:29:04.639 Yeah. 02:29:04.879 --> 02:29:06.000 One broom can fly. 02:29:06.239 --> 02:29:07.680 That sounds very pottery. 02:29:07.840 --> 02:29:08.159 Yeah. 02:29:08.319 --> 02:29:10.799 But not all the brooms have the same power. 02:29:12.000 --> 02:29:14.879 One broom can maneuver time. 02:29:15.280 --> 02:29:16.959 And one just sweeps. 02:29:17.200 --> 02:29:17.840 Yeah. 02:29:18.479 --> 02:29:19.600 And one can clean. 02:29:20.879 --> 02:29:22.879 Yeah, one can clean really, really well. 02:29:23.520 --> 02:29:24.959 Gets in the corners and everything. 02:29:25.120 --> 02:29:26.319 What was his name? 02:29:26.559 --> 02:29:28.239 Not Dawson, but the other guy. 02:29:28.399 --> 02:29:28.959 Pacey. 02:29:29.040 --> 02:29:30.319 That's Pacey's broom. 02:29:30.479 --> 02:29:31.680 He just sweeps. 02:29:31.920 --> 02:29:32.239 Yeah. 02:29:32.479 --> 02:29:34.559 He gets blisters on his hands. 02:29:34.879 --> 02:29:35.280 Ow. 02:29:36.159 --> 02:29:38.879 Use your broom's power to clean up the place. 02:29:39.200 --> 02:29:43.040 It's hard to do things from season four. 02:29:43.440 --> 02:29:44.879 He cut us off real quick. 02:29:45.440 --> 02:29:46.239 Episode three. 02:29:46.319 --> 02:29:46.799 Yeah. 02:29:47.280 --> 02:29:49.360 Two gentlemen of Capeside. 02:29:49.600 --> 02:29:56.239 Pacey tanks his sailboat out for w out with Jen for what should be a routine day on the water. 02:29:56.399 --> 02:30:02.719 Then a powerful storm rolls into Capeside, leaving the two of them trapped at sea. 02:30:03.520 --> 02:30:04.799 King of Viad. 02:30:08.079 --> 02:30:08.559 Rape. 02:30:09.920 --> 02:30:10.799 Oh my god. 02:30:11.200 --> 02:30:21.840 Well, I think I think one of them stabs themselves and throws themselves overboard. 02:30:22.079 --> 02:30:22.399 Ooh. 02:30:22.879 --> 02:30:25.520 Knowing that they're an exquisite swimmer. 02:30:26.799 --> 02:30:33.120 So leaving a trail of blood on the boat framing the other person for murder. 02:30:36.319 --> 02:30:36.559 Yeah. 02:30:36.799 --> 02:30:45.920 So when the the squall is over and the boat returns to harbor with only one passenger, the authorities are called. 02:30:46.719 --> 02:30:49.440 And they think it's the other passenger. 02:30:50.159 --> 02:30:51.840 Yeah, they think the other one's dead. 02:30:52.079 --> 02:30:52.639 Oh my god. 02:30:52.879 --> 02:30:58.479 So he gets incarcerated for murder and then breaks through the wall of the prison. 02:31:00.159 --> 02:31:03.360 And is sent to Oh Shank. 02:31:06.719 --> 02:31:10.719 Alright, from season three, episode 20, the longest day. 02:31:10.959 --> 02:31:11.440 Oh no. 02:31:11.760 --> 02:31:20.319 Joey and Pacey have secretly developed feelings for one another and have reached the point where they know they have to tell Dawson. 02:31:20.479 --> 02:31:29.200 Over the course of one increasingly complicated day, they repeatedly try to find the right moment to reveal the truth. 02:31:32.879 --> 02:31:38.719 So they both know how much everyone hates long days. 02:31:40.799 --> 02:31:42.079 The longest. 02:31:42.399 --> 02:31:44.879 And this is the longest day. 02:31:45.360 --> 02:31:47.600 So it's extra hated. 02:31:49.440 --> 02:31:51.840 I think maybe she's pregnant. 02:31:52.399 --> 02:31:52.959 Ooh. 02:31:53.600 --> 02:31:56.000 That would probably be the easiest way to tell him. 02:31:56.239 --> 02:31:57.360 With a demon baby. 02:31:57.760 --> 02:32:00.239 Oh shit, that's the hardest way to tell him. 02:32:00.399 --> 02:32:00.799 Mm-hmm. 02:32:00.959 --> 02:32:01.360 Uh-huh. 02:32:01.600 --> 02:32:05.920 Yeah, and so it it matures much quicker since it's a demon baby. 02:32:07.120 --> 02:32:09.600 And it pops out of her stomach. 02:32:10.000 --> 02:32:15.840 Do you think maybe that's

the like Achilles slashing baby? 02:32:16.079 --> 02:32:16.479 Right? 02:32:16.719 --> 02:32:17.520 It could do that. 02:32:17.680 --> 02:32:17.840 Yeah. 02:32:18.159 --> 02:32:18.959 To Dawson. 02:32:19.280 --> 02:32:19.680 Mm-hmm. 02:32:20.479 --> 02:32:28.319 And so the demon, you don't have to tell him about their love because the demon baby goes to kill him. 02:32:28.639 --> 02:32:30.559 And they were like, oh, pregnancy test. 02:32:30.639 --> 02:32:31.680 Oh my god, I'm pregnant. 02:32:31.760 --> 02:32:33.600 And it was like, I'm out, here I go. 02:32:33.840 --> 02:32:34.399 Fuck you. 02:32:34.719 --> 02:32:36.719 Dawson, I'm gonna go cut your Achilles. 02:32:36.879 --> 02:32:37.280 Yeah, yeah. 02:32:37.360 --> 02:32:38.719 You don't have to worry about a thing. 02:32:38.799 --> 02:32:39.760 I'll take care of it. 02:32:40.079 --> 02:32:40.559 Who's got it? 02:32:40.719 --> 02:32:42.959 Who's got a pack of cigarettes for me over here? 02:32:43.280 --> 02:32:43.520 Right? 02:32:43.840 --> 02:32:46.159 Demon baby just born needs cigarettes. 02:32:47.360 --> 02:32:51.600 I need a six-pack of fireball and a pack of Smoky Joe's. 02:32:53.040 --> 02:32:54.879 I'll find a scalpel on my way. 02:32:55.680 --> 02:32:57.760 I love the fireball in there. 02:32:58.959 --> 02:33:00.879 Dawson's got no more Achilles. 02:33:02.319 --> 02:33:03.520 And we're hammered. 02:33:04.000 --> 02:33:05.200 Smoking sticks. 02:33:05.360 --> 02:33:06.159 Let's go. 02:33:07.280 --> 02:33:07.680 Alright. 02:33:08.000 --> 02:33:09.680 Hammered demon, baby. 02:33:10.079 --> 02:33:15.360 From season five, episode 15, Downtown Crossing. 02:33:15.520 --> 02:33:16.000 Oh no. 02:33:16.319 --> 02:33:23.440 On a cold night in Boston, Joey stops at an ATM on her way across town. 02:33:23.600 --> 02:33:29.120 She notices a stranger nearby asking for money and refuses him. 02:33:29.280 --> 02:33:37.440 A short time later, the man approaches her again, this time with a gun, and demands her money and belongings. 02:33:37.840 --> 02:33:47.680 Moments after robbing her, however, the man is struck by a passing car and left injured in the street. 02:33:48.399 --> 02:33:49.520 This is for real. 02:33:53.600 --> 02:33:55.280 Jesus fucking Christ. 02:33:55.840 --> 02:33:56.159 Okay. 02:33:57.840 --> 02:33:59.760 I mean, she should have just gave money in the 02:34:00.159 --> 02:34:00.559 First place. 02:34:00.799 --> 02:34:01.280 Yeah, okay. 02:34:01.360 --> 02:34:02.799 So I here's what I'm going with. 02:34:02.959 --> 02:34:03.280 Yeah. 02:34:03.440 --> 02:34:04.719 So she's got a dead body. 02:34:04.799 --> 02:34:05.200 Uh-huh. 02:34:05.440 --> 02:34:07.120 Probably feels a little guilty about this whole thing. 02:34:07.360 --> 02:34:08.239 Does she eat it? 02:34:08.399 --> 02:34:08.639 No. 02:34:08.879 --> 02:34:09.840 To hide the evidence? 02:34:10.000 --> 02:34:12.639 She takes it to an old Indian burial ground. 02:34:13.040 --> 02:34:13.360 Okay. 02:34:13.840 --> 02:34:14.559 Buries it. 02:34:15.600 --> 02:34:17.280 And then it comes back to life. 02:34:17.520 --> 02:34:18.319 Pet cemeteries. 02:34:18.879 --> 02:34:21.120 Even more murderous than before. 02:34:24.159 --> 02:34:26.159 Talk about your all-time backfires. 02:34:30.799 --> 02:34:31.680 God damn it. 02:34:34.079 --> 02:34:34.959 That's a good one. 02:34:35.120 --> 02:34:37.360 I'm gonna fight you all over again. 02:34:37.760 --> 02:34:38.959 Son of a bitch. 02:34:39.280 --> 02:34:40.000 Last one. 02:34:40.159 --> 02:34:40.479 Okay. 02:34:41.200 --> 02:34:43.040 Season six, episode 15. 02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:44.399 Castaways. 02:34:44.639 --> 02:34:49.440 On their way home from a business party, Joey and Pacey stop at a Kmart. 02:34:49.680 --> 02:34:59.600 They don't realize the store is closing until it's too late and accidentally find themselves locked inside the enormous, completely empty store overnight. 02:34:59.760 --> 02:35:06.079 With no apparent way out, the former couple settles in for a long night together. 02:35:06.399 --> 02:35:07.520 Two things first. 02:35:07.760 --> 02:35:08.719 King of Fire. 02:35:09.200 --> 02:35:10.159 Two things first. 02:35:10.319 --> 02:35:10.959 Yeah. 02:35:11.840 --> 02:35:13.280 Business party. 02:35:14.959 --> 02:35:17.200 What kind of business are they doing? 02:35:17.440 --> 02:35:22.479 And then also, when was the last time you ever saw a fucking Kmart? 02:35:22.719 --> 02:35:24.559 Well, they w they went on a business. 02:35:24.799 --> 02:35:26.239 A long ass time ago. 02:35:26.479 --> 02:35:28.559 But back then, Kmart was still a thing. 02:35:28.799 --> 02:35:30.399 There used to be one here in town. 02:35:30.639 --> 02:35:33.680 Okay, so I think the mannequins come to life. 02:35:34.000 --> 02:35:34.479 Ooh. 02:35:36.239 --> 02:35:37.920 But do they really come to life? 02:35:38.319 --> 02:35:39.120 So okay. 02:35:39.920 --> 02:35:45.040 Do they come to life to like hurt people or are they just going to the business party? 02:35:46.959 --> 02:35:58.639 No, the mannequins are jealous of the humans that are in the store because they can be alive 24 hours, where the mannequins are only alive when the lights go out. 02:35:58.959 --> 02:35:59.280 Okay. 02:36:00.239 --> 02:36:06.399 So they try to murder the humans. 02:36:08.959 --> 02:36:09.280 Okay. 02:36:09.680 --> 02:36:13.120 But also the mannequins are like way more fashionable than humans. 02:36:13.680 --> 02:36:15.360 Oh, they're incredibly fashionable. 02:36:15.600 --> 02:36:18.559 With, I mean, as much as you can be with Kmart clothing. 02:36:21.120 --> 02:36:22.559 You're not wrong. 02:36:24.000 --> 02:36:25.920 I got some Joe Boxer going. 02:36:26.159 --> 02:36:26.479 Yeah. 02:36:26.959 --> 02:36:28.559 Joe Boxer. 02:36:29.040 --> 02:36:33.360 Holy shit, I haven't heard that in fucking years and years. 02:36:33.680 --> 02:36:34.000 Okay. 02:36:36.479 --> 02:36:39.840 I'm still so hung up on business party. 02:36:40.799 --> 02:36:43.280 Was that the like

description of the show? 02:36:43.520 --> 02:36:43.920 Yeah. 02:36:44.239 --> 02:36:45.280 Business party. 02:36:45.520 --> 02:36:47.040 What business are they doing? 02:36:47.200 --> 02:36:47.760 I don't know. 02:36:47.920 --> 02:36:48.879 I didn't watch the show. 02:36:49.200 --> 02:36:50.319 What is the synopsis? 02:36:50.639 --> 02:36:51.680 What are they doing, Seth? 02:36:51.920 --> 02:36:54.799 You know, maybe this business? 02:36:55.120 --> 02:36:56.159 Let's talk about that. 02:36:56.559 --> 02:36:58.000 Maybe get in some shit with that. 02:36:58.239 --> 02:37:02.239 Maybe they save themselves with accurate accounting. 02:37:02.479 --> 02:37:03.200 Well, we don't know. 02:37:03.360 --> 02:37:03.680 Okay. 02:37:05.200 --> 02:37:09.120 They we don't know where this business party was. 02:37:09.920 --> 02:37:12.319 Maybe it was in Derry, Maine. 02:37:13.680 --> 02:37:15.120 The home of Pennywise. 02:37:16.319 --> 02:37:17.360 Business parties? 02:37:17.520 --> 02:37:17.760 Yeah. 02:37:17.920 --> 02:37:19.360 You're gonna do business. 02:37:21.920 --> 02:37:23.600 You're gonna do some business. 02:37:23.840 --> 02:37:25.760 They go to the balloon section. 02:37:28.959 --> 02:37:30.799 I'm gonna grab your arm and wave it. 02:37:31.280 --> 02:37:33.280 One of the mannequins loses an arm. 02:37:33.520 --> 02:37:33.680 Hi. 02:37:34.639 --> 02:37:37.200 Yeah, and they wave to the rest of the mannequins with that. 02:37:37.760 --> 02:37:38.639 The severed arm. 02:37:38.879 --> 02:37:41.040 Seth is upset with us. 02:37:44.159 --> 02:37:45.520 I think we did pretty good there. 02:37:45.680 --> 02:37:46.159 I don't know. 02:37:46.399 --> 02:37:46.959 Do you? 02:37:47.200 --> 02:37:47.440 No. 02:37:47.600 --> 02:37:48.639 Alright, then tell you what. 02:37:48.719 --> 02:37:48.879 Okay. 02:37:49.040 --> 02:37:50.799 If you feel like you did good, yeah. 02:37:51.360 --> 02:37:53.280 Oh the reggies are here! 02:37:54.319 --> 02:37:54.959 You know what? 02:37:55.040 --> 02:37:58.479 I'd always feel so much better when the reggies say hey. 02:37:59.120 --> 02:37:59.440 Yeah. 02:37:59.680 --> 02:38:00.559 It makes me feel good. 02:38:00.719 --> 02:38:02.319 They don't say hey to you a lot, do they? 02:38:02.479 --> 02:38:03.120 They don't. 02:38:03.600 --> 02:38:04.879 They sure don't. 02:38:05.200 --> 02:38:06.239 Well, there you have it. 02:38:06.399 --> 02:38:13.520 Turns out all Dawson's Creek really needed was a little teenage angst, a little more supernatural evil, and significantly more blood. 02:38:13.840 --> 02:38:15.600 I never watched Dawson's Creek. 02:38:15.840 --> 02:38:16.479 I didn't either. 02:38:16.719 --> 02:38:17.360 I didn't either. 02:38:17.440 --> 02:38:18.639 I never saw it. 02:38:21.520 --> 02:38:23.360 But I never made time to watch. 02:38:23.920 --> 02:38:24.319 Yeah. 02:38:24.639 --> 02:38:26.239 So, at any rate. 02:38:26.479 --> 02:38:27.120 That's been. 02:38:27.280 --> 02:38:29.040 I was more of a 902 and old guy. 02:38:29.200

--> 02:38:30.000 Hell yeah. 02:38:30.799 --> 02:38:34.079 Remember the episode where that guy shot himself while he was Tyrell and the gun? 02:38:34.399 --> 02:38:34.799 Yeah, yeah. 02:38:35.040 --> 02:38:35.200 Yeah. 02:38:35.360 --> 02:38:36.639 It was a very special episode. 02:38:36.879 --> 02:38:38.319 It was a very special episode. 02:38:38.559 --> 02:38:39.440 But that's been. 02:38:39.600 --> 02:38:43.680 I don't want to wait for this game to be over. 02:38:44.559 --> 02:38:48.079 I want to know right now who be. 02:38:50.159 --> 02:38:51.200 That was awful. 02:38:51.360 --> 02:38:52.000 It was so good. 02:38:54.000 --> 02:38:55.120 We just move on. 02:38:55.360 --> 02:38:55.520 Okay. 02:38:55.840 --> 02:38:55.920 Yeah. 02:38:56.079 --> 02:38:57.360 Oh, we pick some poison. 02:38:57.680 --> 02:38:58.639 I like picking poison. 02:38:58.879 --> 02:38:59.280 I do too. 02:38:59.360 --> 02:39:01.920 Picking poison is so much easier than all the other stuff we have to do. 02:39:02.159 --> 02:39:03.680 I have a feeling I'm going to pick everything else. 02:39:03.840 --> 02:39:06.000 You're going to pick all the worst stuff. 02:39:06.319 --> 02:39:09.280 Alright, let's start off as we always do with movies from the same year. 02:39:09.360 --> 02:39:09.440 Yeah. 02:39:09.600 --> 02:39:10.319 1986. 02:39:10.399 --> 02:39:12.879 Would you rather watch Maximum Overdrive or Aliens? 02:39:13.040 --> 02:39:14.319 Aliens Aliens. 02:39:15.440 --> 02:39:16.319 Aliens. 02:39:16.559 --> 02:39:16.959 100%. 02:39:17.440 --> 02:39:19.520 Maximum Overdrive or Stand By Me. 02:39:19.920 --> 02:39:21.040 I'm going to watch Stand By Me. 02:39:21.280 --> 02:39:21.920 Stand by Me. 02:39:22.239 --> 02:39:23.520 Maximum Overdrive. 02:39:23.680 --> 02:39:24.239 Ew, why? 02:39:24.479 --> 02:39:24.959 Okay, hold on. 02:39:25.600 --> 02:39:26.479 Stand by Me is. 02:39:26.959 --> 02:39:28.879 Why do you hate Stand By Me so much? 02:39:29.200 --> 02:39:30.159 So overrated. 02:39:30.319 --> 02:39:31.360 Why do you hate it though? 02:39:31.600 --> 02:39:32.319 So overrated. 02:39:32.479 --> 02:39:32.959 No, no, no. 02:39:33.120 --> 02:39:33.920 Overrated as well. 02:39:34.159 --> 02:39:34.799 Why crap? 02:39:35.120 --> 02:39:36.159 Do you hate it so? 02:39:36.559 --> 02:39:36.879 Why? 02:39:37.040 --> 02:39:38.959 Because I never see the dead body. 02:39:39.280 --> 02:39:39.600 Okay. 02:39:39.920 --> 02:39:41.360 I want to see some dead Deke. 02:39:41.520 --> 02:39:42.159 Oh my god. 02:39:42.399 --> 02:39:43.280 Some dead dick? 02:39:43.680 --> 02:39:44.959 Deke! Deke? 02:39:45.120 --> 02:39:45.680 Yeah. 02:39:46.000 --> 02:39:50.639 Isn't the kid who played Deke the same kid who died in Stand By Me? 02:39:51.360 --> 02:39:52.000 Was he? 02:39:52.159 --> 02:39:52.559 I don't. 02:39:53.120 --> 02:39:53.760 Maybe. 02:39:54.000 --> 02:39:54.959 I don't know. 02:39:55.920 --> 02:40:01.600 There's supposed to be a brother, but maybe there was a So your problem with Stand By Me is you never saw the dead person? 02:40:01.920 --> 02:40:02.159 Yep. 02:40:02.319 --> 02:40:03.920 I never got closure on that movie. 02:40:04.239 --> 02:40:04.559 Okay. 02:40:04.799 --> 02:40:05.440 Alright, good enough. 02:40:05.680 --> 02:40:07.520 Maximum Overdrive or Ferris Bueller's Day Off. 02:40:07.600 --> 02:40:08.399 Ferris Buller's Day. 02:40:08.559 --> 02:40:09.360 Fairless Ferris. 02:40:09.760 --> 02:40:10.559 Fairless? 02:40:11.440 --> 02:40:13.760 Fearless! Fearless Beeless. 02:40:14.079 --> 02:40:16.159 Maximum Overdrive or Top Gun. 02:40:16.319 --> 02:40:16.719 Top True. 02:40:17.040 --> 02:40:17.520 Top Gun. 02:40:17.840 --> 02:40:19.040 I'm gonna go top gun, yeah. 02:40:19.200 --> 02:40:21.760 Maximum Overdrive or Big Trouble in Little China. 02:40:22.079 --> 02:40:23.440 Never saw Big Trouble in the Uh. 02:40:23.600 --> 02:40:24.879 Maximum Overdrive. 02:40:25.120 --> 02:40:27.680 I've God, I don't know the last time I saw Big Trouble in Little China. 02:40:28.879 --> 02:40:29.680 I walked out of that movie. 02:40:29.840 --> 02:40:30.000 Yeah. 02:40:30.319 --> 02:40:30.879 Did you really? 02:40:31.360 --> 02:40:34.239 I'm gonna go Big Trouble just because you walked out of that. 02:40:34.959 --> 02:40:35.840 It's terrible. 02:40:36.079 --> 02:40:39.040 Alright, uh, let's talk about some other Stephen King adaptations. 02:40:39.200 --> 02:40:41.120 Maximum Overdrive or Cujo. 02:40:41.840 --> 02:40:43.120 I never saw Cujo. 02:40:43.280 --> 02:40:44.239 Oh, Cujo's good. 02:40:44.399 --> 02:40:45.280 Someone go Cujo. 02:40:45.440 --> 02:40:46.159 I'll go Kujo. 02:40:46.319 --> 02:40:47.120 Yeah, why not? 02:40:47.360 --> 02:40:49.360 Maximum Overdrive or The Running Man. 02:40:49.600 --> 02:40:51.280 Oh, Running Man is awesome. 02:40:51.600 --> 02:40:52.399 I never saw it. 02:40:52.559 --> 02:40:52.799 Oh. 02:40:53.040 --> 02:40:54.000 We gotta pick that one. 02:40:54.079 --> 02:40:54.559 Yep. 02:40:54.799 --> 02:40:55.920 It's on my short list. 02:40:56.079 --> 02:40:56.639 Yeah. 02:40:56.879 --> 02:40:58.799 It's on my long list now. 02:40:59.440 --> 02:41:01.520 Maximum Overdrive or Pet Cemetery. 02:41:01.760 --> 02:41:02.239 Pet Cemetery. 02:41:03.920 --> 02:41:06.479 Maximum Overdrive or Firestarter. 02:41:07.840 --> 02:41:09.920 God, I feel like I've seen Firestarter. 02:41:10.319 --> 02:41:10.719 The song? 02:41:10.959 --> 02:41:12.159 And the Firestarter. 02:41:14.879 --> 02:41:16.959 I feel like I've seen it, but I would watch it again. 02:41:17.120 --> 02:41:18.079 I'll go with Firestarter. 02:41:18.239 --> 02:41:19.440 I'll take a Maximum Stable Drive. 02:41:19.680 --> 02:41:20.399 Take another stab. 02:41:20.799 --> 02:41:22.879 Maximum Overdrive or The Shining. 02:41:23.120 --> 02:41:23.760 Oh, Shining. 02:41:24.079 --> 02:41:24.319 Shining. 02:41:24.399 --> 02:41:24.959 Yeah, the Shining. 02:41:25.040 --> 02:41:25.440 100%. 02:41:26.479 --> 02:41:28.879 Let's talk about some other movies with machines out of control.

02:41:28.959 --> 02:41:31.360 Would you rather watch Maximum Overdrive or The Terminator? 02:41:31.520 --> 02:41:32.399 Oh, Terminator. 02:41:32.879 --> 02:41:33.760 Terminator. 02:41:34.159 --> 02:41:36.239 Maximum Overdrive or War Games. 02:41:37.200 --> 02:41:39.680 War Games was actually kind of boring. 02:41:39.920 --> 02:41:41.760 I think I'll go Maxim Overdrive in that one. 02:41:41.840 --> 02:41:42.559 Yeah, me too. 02:41:42.799 --> 02:41:44.399 I've not seen War Games. 02:41:44.799 --> 02:41:47.280 Do you want to play a game? 02:41:48.559 --> 02:41:49.200 Wait. 02:41:50.719 --> 02:41:52.639 Isn't that uh Matthew Broderick? 02:41:52.719 --> 02:41:52.959 Yeah. 02:41:53.280 --> 02:41:53.440 No. 02:41:53.840 --> 02:41:55.040 Do you want to play a game? 02:41:55.200 --> 02:41:56.719 Is that some War Games? 02:41:56.959 --> 02:41:57.760 Is it War Games? 02:41:57.840 --> 02:41:58.000 Yeah. 02:41:58.159 --> 02:41:58.799 I thought it was. 02:42:00.319 --> 02:42:01.520 I don't know what you're talking about. 02:42:01.840 --> 02:42:03.200 I want to play a game. 02:42:03.600 --> 02:42:04.879 I don't know what you're talking about. 02:42:05.440 --> 02:42:06.079 Saw. 02:42:06.399 --> 02:42:07.520 Oh! Yeah. 02:42:07.840 --> 02:42:09.840 That it's in there too, but no, this is not. 02:42:11.520 --> 02:42:12.959 It's a computer saying it. 02:42:14.000 --> 02:42:15.680 War game sounds stupid. 02:42:16.639 --> 02:42:17.040 Alright. 02:42:17.280 --> 02:42:19.200 Maximum overdriver, Christine. 02:42:19.840 --> 02:42:21.360 I have never seen Christine. 02:42:21.440 --> 02:42:22.559 I have no idea what it is. 02:42:23.120 --> 02:42:24.159 Car gone wild. 02:42:24.319 --> 02:42:25.440 The car gone wild. 02:42:25.840 --> 02:42:26.079 Car? 02:42:26.319 --> 02:42:26.559 Yeah. 02:42:26.799 --> 02:42:27.200 I'm gonna go. 02:42:27.920 --> 02:42:32.000 I'm gonna pick Christine because at least a car seems more mobile than a semi-truck. 02:42:32.639 --> 02:42:36.319 I'm gonna stick with I'm gonna go maximum overdrive just because it was funnier. 02:42:36.479 --> 02:42:39.120 Alright, Max Overdrive or i Robot. 02:42:40.159 --> 02:42:41.120 Will smooth. 02:42:41.520 --> 02:42:43.120 I'm anti-anything Will Smith these days. 02:42:43.360 --> 02:42:44.719 So I'm gonna go Maximum Overdrive for a while. 02:42:45.520 --> 02:42:45.840 I agree. 02:42:46.000 --> 02:42:48.559 Uh Maximum Overdrive or The Matrix. 02:42:48.879 --> 02:42:49.520 Matrix. 02:42:49.760 --> 02:42:50.479 Matrix. 02:42:50.719 --> 02:42:53.280 I'll go Matrix, but I didn't love it. 02:42:54.319 --> 02:42:58.239 Alright, and movies where you're trapped somewhere you really don't want to be. 02:42:58.319 --> 02:43:01.040 Would you rather watch Maximum Overdrive or The Mist? 02:43:01.680 --> 02:43:02.719 Oh The Mist. 02:43:03.280 --> 02:43:03.680 Yeah. 02:43:05.120 --> 02:43:06.799 Which is also another Stephen King. 02:43:07.920 --> 02:43:09.360 I've not seen The Mist. 02:43:09.600 --> 02:43:09.760 Okay. 02:43:11.360 --> 02:43:12.159 Do you know the ending? 02:43:12.319 --> 02:43:12.559 No. 02:43:12.719 --> 02:43:13.840 Oh, you gotta watch it. 02:43:14.000 --> 02:43:16.239 I've not seen it, so how could I know the ending? 02:43:16.479 --> 02:43:17.920 Well, because of pop culture. 02:43:19.280 --> 02:43:20.799 He doesn't pay attention to pop culture. 02:43:20.959 --> 02:43:21.920 No, I have no idea. 02:43:22.559 --> 02:43:23.120 Watch the mist. 02:43:23.200 --> 02:43:24.879 I'm not cultured in pop culture. 02:43:25.120 --> 02:43:27.920 Maximum Overdrive or Dawn of the Dead. 02:43:28.079 --> 02:43:28.719 Dawn of the Dead. 02:43:29.040 --> 02:43:29.920 Dawn of the Dead's fun. 02:43:30.079 --> 02:43:32.719 How about Maximum Overdrive or from Dust Till Dawn? 02:43:32.959 --> 02:43:33.760 Dust till Dawn. 02:43:33.840 --> 02:43:35.680 Oh, so Mahayo. 02:43:35.920 --> 02:43:36.399 Are you kidding? 02:43:36.559 --> 02:43:37.360 Dust till Dawn. 02:43:37.520 --> 02:43:38.000 Oh, wait. 02:43:38.159 --> 02:43:39.040 It's a Tarantino. 02:43:39.760 --> 02:43:40.239 No, it's a Robert. 02:43:40.959 --> 02:43:41.360 Wait, wait, wait. 02:43:41.600 --> 02:43:42.159 Wait, wait. 02:43:43.760 --> 02:43:44.639 That's Tarantino. 02:43:45.200 --> 02:43:45.920 Fuck, I know. 02:43:47.600 --> 02:43:48.959 I know he's tangential to it. 02:43:49.040 --> 02:43:50.159 I know he's in it. 02:43:50.479 --> 02:43:53.680 But I think it's more Robert Rodriguez than you hate Darry Trejo. 02:43:54.159 --> 02:43:55.760 Who's the guy with the gun on a scratch? 02:43:55.920 --> 02:43:56.559 Why do you hate it? 02:43:56.639 --> 02:43:57.200 Danny Trejo. 02:43:57.360 --> 02:43:57.440 Yeah. 02:43:57.520 --> 02:43:58.559 I don't want to get into that right now. 02:43:58.959 --> 02:44:01.840 I want to ask though, Maximum Overdrive or the Thing. 02:44:02.159 --> 02:44:04.239 I've never seen the thing, so I'll go the thing. 02:44:05.040 --> 02:44:06.239 The thing's pretty good. 02:44:06.479 --> 02:44:08.959 Uh Maximum Overdrive or Tremors. 02:44:09.680 --> 02:44:10.399 I'm gonna go Tremors. 02:44:10.639 --> 02:44:11.520 Oh, Tremors is fun. 02:44:11.760 --> 02:44:12.079 100%. 02:44:12.719 --> 02:44:13.520 Fully agree. 02:44:13.760 --> 02:44:16.239 And with that, we have picked our poison. 02:44:16.399 --> 02:44:23.040 Which means it's now time to pick the winner of the Bodiker Award. 02:44:26.239 --> 02:44:28.079 You are under a look at my notes. 02:44:28.319 --> 02:44:29.440 You have the right to remain safe. 02:44:31.280 --> 02:44:32.000 Fuck you. 02:44:32.559 --> 02:44:33.920 Guns, guns, guns. 02:44:34.000 --> 02:44:35.520 It's time to choose. 02:44:35.680 --> 02:44:39.200 Who stole the seat and live the fuse back? 02:44:39.760 --> 02:44:41.520 Oh, but just today. 02:44:42.000 --> 02:44:45.280 The butticker ward brings the bag. 02:44:51.200 --> 02:44:55.120 Not quite, but a winner. 02:44:56.879 --> 02:45:08.079 Well, if you're new to the show, each episode we choose one worthy recipient to

receive this prestigious recognition in honor of one of our favorite cinematic characters, Clarence Bodiker from Robocop. 02:45:08.479 --> 02:45:17.520 It's not an award for the best actor or whoever was on the screen the most, but the character who we think brought the most to the movie. 02:45:18.000 --> 02:45:19.360 Brian! Yes. 02:45:19.600 --> 02:45:22.959 Who is your choice for this episode's Bodtiker Award? 02:45:23.120 --> 02:45:23.520 Tell me. 02:45:23.760 --> 02:45:28.239 In third place, I have the Green Goblin. 02:45:28.399 --> 02:45:28.799 Ooh. 02:45:29.600 --> 02:45:32.959 I think that truck had a character of its own. 02:45:33.280 --> 02:45:34.799 And so he's my third place. 02:45:34.959 --> 02:45:35.280 Okay. 02:45:35.600 --> 02:45:37.440 In second place, I've got Bill. 02:45:38.159 --> 02:45:38.559 Alright. 02:45:38.719 --> 02:45:45.520 Emilio Esteves was probably the best of the worst of the acting, and the character made sense, and he was okay. 02:45:45.680 --> 02:45:50.959 But my Bodiker award winner is Deke. 02:45:51.440 --> 02:45:53.440 Deke! Deke! I went with Deke. 02:45:53.760 --> 02:45:54.399 De Boy. 02:45:54.639 --> 02:45:57.120 He was like the only one with common sense in the whole damn show. 02:45:57.360 --> 02:45:57.680 Okay. 02:45:57.920 --> 02:45:58.479 Alright. 02:45:58.879 --> 02:45:59.760 Justin. 02:46:01.120 --> 02:46:01.760 Well. 02:46:03.440 --> 02:46:07.200 I nominate the Playtime truck. 02:46:08.159 --> 02:46:09.120 Oh yeah. 02:46:09.280 --> 02:46:10.319 The Green Goblin. 02:46:10.479 --> 02:46:11.360 The Green Goblin. 02:46:11.760 --> 02:46:13.200 It's got a Green Goblin face. 02:46:13.360 --> 02:46:14.559 It's running people down. 02:46:14.719 --> 02:46:18.959 It's literally telling everybody, it's playtime, bitches. 02:46:19.760 --> 02:46:21.440 Not one line spoken. 02:46:21.600 --> 02:46:24.479 But you knew exactly what this truck was saying. 02:46:26.799 --> 02:46:27.760 I like that. 02:46:28.159 --> 02:46:29.920 You know, Seth, what say you? 02:46:30.079 --> 02:46:32.000 Who's your vodka award winner? 02:46:32.319 --> 02:46:34.559 I'm surprised you would have picked the Green Goblin. 02:46:34.719 --> 02:46:34.959 Yeah. 02:46:35.120 --> 02:46:38.319 Because, you know, in Maxim Overdrive, machines don't talk. 02:46:38.559 --> 02:46:39.040 They don't. 02:46:39.520 --> 02:46:41.120 They don't even have personalities. 02:46:41.440 --> 02:46:41.920 Kinda. 02:46:42.479 --> 02:46:48.479 But somehow, those two facts alone make them an upgrade from the human cast in this goddamn room. 02:46:50.159 --> 02:46:54.639 Who I was pretty much actively rooting against from the entirety of this film. 02:46:55.040 --> 02:47:07.280 But then there's this badass motherfucker with his giant goblin face and glowing eyes, who, compared to the rest of these dolts, is practically oozing charisma. 02:47:07.520 --> 02:47:08.239 I love it. 02:47:08.479 --> 02:47:09.440 I love it. 02:47:09.920 --> 02:47:16.079 And as soon as this big rig goes rogue, we finally get something this film desperately needs. 02:47:16.399 --> 02:47:18.559 A recognizable villain. 02:47:18.799 --> 02:47:24.399 Although I'm honestly reluctant to call him that because a villain is typically someone you root against. 02:47:24.559 --> 02:47:35.840 But in this case, I would have been perfectly happy if he won Bill and his entire pack of truck stop rejects down, leaving them as nothing but a smear of blood and guts roasting in the North Carolina heat. 02:47:36.399 --> 02:47:38.079 Villain, hero. 02:47:38.319 --> 02:47:40.879 It's just a matter of perspective, after all. 02:47:41.120 --> 02:47:54.319 Regardless, the Green Goblin is a leader, and without his presence, its presence, this movie would just be a bunch of faceless, ignorant automatons and some murderous trucks. 02:47:55.440 --> 02:47:56.319 I love it. 02:47:56.559 --> 02:47:57.440 So yeah. 02:47:57.760 --> 02:47:58.879 I think we have a winner. 02:47:59.040 --> 02:48:00.079 The playtime truck. 02:48:00.239 --> 02:48:01.040 The playtime truck. 02:48:07.440 --> 02:48:07.920 Love it. 02:48:09.440 --> 02:48:10.079 Nice. 02:48:11.200 --> 02:48:12.639 Bitches leave. 02:48:12.959 --> 02:48:13.680 Bitches leave. 02:48:13.920 --> 02:48:18.959 When I said it was in third place on my list, you guys looked at me like I was crazy. 02:48:20.719 --> 02:48:21.440 That was awesome. 02:48:23.360 --> 02:48:23.840 Loved it. 02:48:24.079 --> 02:48:24.239 Yeah. 02:48:26.879 --> 02:48:28.319 We gotta pick our best beer of the night. 02:48:28.399 --> 02:48:29.040 Oh no. 02:48:29.760 --> 02:48:31.040 Who wants to start? 02:48:31.360 --> 02:48:32.559 You know how to go first. 02:48:32.719 --> 02:48:33.040 Okay. 02:48:36.959 --> 02:48:40.719 You guys know how I feel about pumpkin beers. 02:48:40.879 --> 02:48:41.520 I do. 02:48:41.920 --> 02:48:42.959 You're not alone. 02:48:43.200 --> 02:48:44.559 I brought the pumpkin beer. 02:48:44.639 --> 02:48:44.959 You did. 02:48:45.200 --> 02:48:45.600 I did. 02:48:45.840 --> 02:48:50.000 And I knew going into this that it was gonna be a third place beer. 02:48:50.319 --> 02:48:51.680 That's where it lies. 02:48:52.000 --> 02:48:52.959 Third place. 02:48:57.200 --> 02:48:58.479 The spotten? 02:49:00.239 --> 02:49:01.440 Spaten spaten? 02:49:04.000 --> 02:49:05.440 It's gonna be my second place. 02:49:05.520 --> 02:49:05.680 Yeah. 02:49:05.920 --> 02:49:06.719 It's good. 02:49:07.200 --> 02:49:08.079 I like it. 02:49:08.559 --> 02:49:13.120 It's but it's not my favorite Oktoberfest. 02:49:13.280 --> 02:49:13.920 Right. 02:49:15.760 --> 02:49:22.000 And as much heat that was brought from your beer set. 02:49:22.239 --> 02:49:22.559 Uh-huh. 02:49:22.799 --> 02:49:30.239 As much heat as the optimum triple IPA brought to the table. 02:49:30.559 --> 02:49:32.559 I am a sucker for hops. 02:49:33.200 --> 02:49:35.120 So that's gonna be my first place beer. 02:49:35.280 --> 02:49:37.680 Justin, I am completely in line with you. 02:49:37.840

--> 02:49:38.159 Yeah. 02:49:38.319 --> 02:49:41.200 Uh I lockstep 321. 02:49:41.760 --> 02:49:42.399 321. 02:49:42.639 --> 02:49:43.200 All right. 02:49:43.600 --> 02:49:44.879 It doesn't matter what you say. 02:49:45.120 --> 02:49:45.760 Doesn't matter what you say. 02:49:46.000 --> 02:49:46.719 But you can say it. 02:49:46.959 --> 02:49:47.520 That's not true. 02:49:47.680 --> 02:49:52.319 I will say we all agree in third place beer is the pumpkin beer. 02:49:52.559 --> 02:49:54.159 Pumpkins suck cocks. 02:49:55.120 --> 02:49:58.639 That vanilla pumpkin was diabetes in a bottle. 02:49:58.719 --> 02:50:01.280 It was or should I say diabetes. 02:50:01.520 --> 02:50:01.920 Diabetes. 02:50:02.639 --> 02:50:03.120 Diabetes. 02:50:03.360 --> 02:50:04.239 Diabetes. 02:50:05.280 --> 02:50:09.520 In second place, I have the Spotten Oktoberfest. 02:50:11.920 --> 02:50:16.399 It had a little hidden skunk to it that was just a bit off-putting to me. 02:50:16.639 --> 02:50:17.120 A little bit. 02:50:17.280 --> 02:50:24.079 And I've had better Octobers, and this doesn't even make the list as far as my favorite Oktoberfest. 02:50:25.520 --> 02:50:36.639 So by default, I'm gonna go with the Uber, Triple, Hop, Hot, Alcohol. 02:50:37.760 --> 02:50:42.559 Mainly because it gave me a buzz right off the bat. 02:50:42.799 --> 02:50:44.000 That's not gone away. 02:50:44.239 --> 02:50:45.920 It kicked me right in my booty butt. 02:50:46.000 --> 02:50:46.399 Yep. 02:50:46.559 --> 02:50:49.200 So Seth, I think it's a clean sweep. 02:50:49.280 --> 02:50:49.760 Congratulations. 02:50:50.000 --> 02:50:52.000 That's a unanimous win for me. 02:50:52.319 --> 02:50:52.879 It is. 02:50:53.200 --> 02:50:55.440 Yay! It's been a while. 02:50:57.760 --> 02:50:58.799 Congrats, Seth. 02:50:58.879 --> 02:50:59.600 Yeah, I feel good about that. 02:51:00.079 --> 02:51:00.319 You know what? 02:51:00.639 --> 02:51:01.440 I thought it was a good beer. 02:51:01.680 --> 02:51:04.479 The Reggies loved their samples of beer we gave them. 02:51:04.639 --> 02:51:04.959 Yeah. 02:51:05.200 --> 02:51:05.600 Yep. 02:51:06.079 --> 02:51:08.719 Even the samples knocked them right on their ass. 02:51:09.680 --> 02:51:11.440 The Reggies, the Reggies are lit. 02:51:12.879 --> 02:51:13.920 I got them ham sauced. 02:51:14.239 --> 02:51:15.360 They are ham sauced. 02:51:16.159 --> 02:51:18.239 And I think that's what helped get them through this movie. 02:51:18.399 --> 02:51:18.719 Yeah. 02:51:18.799 --> 02:51:19.040 Yeah. 02:51:19.440 --> 02:51:20.879 A little ham saucing doesn't hurt. 02:51:21.760 --> 02:51:26.399 Now my beer rating for this movie, I'm not gonna use the optimum beer. 02:51:26.799 --> 02:51:27.040 No. 02:51:27.360 --> 02:51:27.600 No. 02:51:28.399 --> 02:51:29.600 Because you could say two. 02:51:29.840 --> 02:51:32.239 One, two, three, and lights out, baby. 02:51:32.479 --> 02:51:33.840 I'm just gonna pass out. 02:51:34.000 --> 02:51:34.239 Yep. 02:51:34.399 --> 02:51:35.040 I'm good. 02:51:35.360 --> 02:51:35.680 Okay. 02:51:36.239 --> 02:51:38.479 Well, now that we've Congratulations, Seth. 02:51:38.559 --> 02:51:38.719 Thank you. 02:51:38.959 --> 02:51:41.040 Way to bring the best beer of the night, I appreciate it. 02:51:41.120 --> 02:51:44.239 I appreciate you guys recognizing that my beer was the best. 02:51:44.479 --> 02:51:46.159 And you know what's crazy? 02:51:46.399 --> 02:51:47.920 I voted your beer the best. 02:51:48.079 --> 02:51:48.639 I know! 02:51:48.959 --> 02:51:49.360 Mm-hmm. 02:51:49.520 --> 02:51:50.239 That's shocking. 02:51:50.479 --> 02:51:54.639 I'm gonna be lying in bed tonight with my head against my soft pillow. 02:51:54.879 --> 02:51:59.120 As I'm nodding off, I'm gonna be thinking, Brian, love my beer. 02:51:59.280 --> 02:51:59.520 Yeah. 02:51:59.680 --> 02:52:01.440 I'm gonna have a little smile on my face. 02:52:02.719 --> 02:52:04.559 Brian named me best of the word. 02:52:08.000 --> 02:52:09.600 That is so true. 02:52:10.159 --> 02:52:11.840 It hurts a little, doesn't it? 02:52:12.000 --> 02:52:12.559 It hurts a little. 02:52:13.280 --> 02:52:13.600 I'll take it. 02:52:13.760 --> 02:52:14.319 It hurts a little bit. 02:52:14.719 --> 02:52:16.399 Take it and I'll be just fine. 02:52:16.559 --> 02:52:17.600 I'll be just fine. 02:52:18.319 --> 02:52:18.799 Just fine. 02:52:18.959 --> 02:52:19.520 What do you guys say? 02:52:19.600 --> 02:52:20.319 We do some final thoughts. 02:52:20.479 --> 02:52:20.799 Let's do it. 02:52:20.959 --> 02:52:21.200 All right. 02:52:21.360 --> 02:52:21.680 Alright. 02:52:21.840 --> 02:52:23.280 Who picked this movie? 02:52:23.440 --> 02:52:27.280 Brian, you picked this movie, so you get to you're gonna be batting cleanup. 02:52:27.440 --> 02:52:29.680 Uh so Justin, you wanna kick it off? 02:52:29.920 --> 02:52:30.319 All right. 02:52:30.559 --> 02:52:31.600 So bear with me. 02:52:31.760 --> 02:52:32.399 Yep. 02:52:33.040 --> 02:52:35.520 Because I've had some heavy-duty beer. 02:52:37.440 --> 02:52:40.399 And my the thing I wrote is long. 02:52:40.719 --> 02:52:41.040 Okay. 02:52:41.440 --> 02:52:44.079 So I'm gonna just take a little bit of water. 02:52:44.319 --> 02:52:44.639 Yeah. 02:52:45.600 --> 02:52:46.399 Hydrate. 02:52:48.319 --> 02:52:49.680 You're not gonna chom ice again. 02:52:50.079 --> 02:52:52.479 Ah, no, because I was loud and I didn't mean it to be. 02:52:52.559 --> 02:52:53.040 I'm sorry. 02:52:53.280 --> 02:52:54.079 That was gauche. 02:52:55.120 --> 02:52:55.840 Gosh? 02:52:56.239 --> 02:52:56.479 Yeah. 02:52:56.639 --> 02:52:57.360 Uncouth. 02:52:58.000 --> 02:52:58.639 If you prefer. 02:52:58.959 --> 02:52:59.760 Uncool. 02:53:00.719 --> 02:53:01.200 Or that. 02:53:01.520 --> 02:53:02.399 Douchey. 02:53:05.120 --> 02:53:06.959 I'm a fucking douche bag. 02:53:07.120 --> 02:53:07.760 God damn it. 02:53:08.000 --> 02:53:08.319 Alright. 02:53:08.479 --> 02:53:10.479 So I don't know how I feel about this movie. 02:53:10.879 --> 02:53:12.079 I didn't

love it. 02:53:12.319 --> 02:53:13.760 But I didn't hate it. 02:53:14.799 --> 02:53:20.239 The storyline has more holes in it than Michael Myers at the end of the first Halloween movie. 02:53:20.399 --> 02:53:25.360 But underneath all the nonsense, there's actually a pretty clever idea here. 02:53:26.559 --> 02:53:29.040 The acting is over the top and cheesy. 02:53:29.520 --> 02:53:31.120 But was that intentional? 02:53:32.959 --> 02:53:34.719 That's where I'm so torn. 02:53:35.600 --> 02:53:43.280 It wasn't campy enough to be outright comical, and it also wasn't serious enough to really work as horror. 02:53:43.680 --> 02:53:54.319 It feels like it's stuck somewhere in this weird middle ground where I couldn't tell whether I was supposed to be scared, laughing, or just enjoying the insanity. 02:53:57.360 --> 02:53:58.159 Next page! 02:53:58.559 --> 02:53:58.959 Page two. 02:53:59.360 --> 02:53:59.920 Page two. 02:54:02.079 --> 02:54:06.879 And there's this whole weird question of what exactly becomes sentient. 02:54:07.600 --> 02:54:11.360 I don't understand why some things come to life and others don't. 02:54:11.760 --> 02:54:18.319 It almost feels like they could have just said the vehicles come to life and left it at that. 02:54:18.479 --> 02:54:25.520 Instead, we get most vehicles and some electronic equipment, but not all electronic equipment. 02:54:26.159 --> 02:54:29.280 And even a few things that aren't exactly electronic. 02:54:29.680 --> 02:54:36.479 I found myself spending way too much time wondering what the hell was going to come alive and try to kill somebody next. 02:54:36.879 --> 02:54:39.280 Maybe that's actually part of the suspense. 02:54:39.760 --> 02:54:52.239 Not knowing what machine is going to turn on you could definitely add to the tension, but I don't think the movie ever really establishes enough of a pattern for it to feel intentional. 02:54:53.040 --> 02:54:56.319 The death scenes, though, those are pretty damn good. 02:54:56.639 --> 02:55:01.280 They're bloody creative and fun, and this is where I thought the camp really shin. 02:55:01.840 --> 02:55:24.159 There's something inherently hilarious about watching somebody stand directly in the path of a massive piece of machinery moving toward them at approximately three miles per hour, with plenty of time to simply take two steps to the left, only for them to just stand there screaming until uh-oh, I've been flattened by a steamroller. 02:55:24.799 --> 02:55:29.760 Those moments felt like the movie finally embraced exactly what it was. 02:55:30.879 --> 02:55:34.399 So I really don't know what to do with this one. 02:55:34.959 --> 02:55:49.600 I definitely wouldn't seek it out intentionally, but if I were eight beers deep and maximum overdrive popped up as a suggested movie on a streaming service du jour, I think I'd click the play button. 02:55:50.799 --> 02:55:55.920 I guess that makes me a glutton for bad horror punishment. 02:55:56.159 --> 02:55:59.840 And honestly,

maybe that's exactly where this movie belongs. 02:56:01.280 --> 02:56:03.200 Eight fucking beers. 02:56:03.440 --> 02:56:04.159 Eight beers. 02:56:04.319 --> 02:56:13.600 I probably drank the same amount tonight, and I shouldn't be reading notes because it sounds bad. 02:56:13.920 --> 02:56:14.319 All right. 02:56:14.799 --> 02:56:16.479 He says, What say you? 02:56:16.719 --> 02:56:31.280 Well, I say, Wow! Wow! What a shit show! The acting is bad, the writing might somehow be worse, and the frustrating thing is the premise isn't bad. 02:56:31.600 --> 02:56:39.440 There's probably a pretty fun movie buried somewhere in the idea of every machine on earth suddenly deciding humanity can go fuck itself. 02:56:39.840 --> 02:56:43.040 But this thing went off the rails fast. 02:56:43.520 --> 02:56:44.959 I will give it this though. 02:56:45.120 --> 02:56:48.079 The driverless trucks are pretty fucking cool. 02:56:48.639 --> 02:56:58.239 There are a few shots of those big rigs circling the Dixie Boy that genuinely work, and the Green Goblin truck is truly an undeniably great visual. 02:56:58.479 --> 02:57:01.360 But that's about as far as I can go with the positives. 02:57:01.600 --> 02:57:03.600 Because this movie wasn't good. 02:57:03.680 --> 02:57:06.079 And unfortunately, it wasn't even fun bad. 02:57:06.239 --> 02:57:08.000 It was just bad bad. 02:57:08.479 --> 02:57:12.159 That said, would I watch Maxim Overdrive again? 02:57:12.639 --> 02:57:13.280 Sure. 02:57:14.479 --> 02:57:16.399 Just give me nine beers first. 02:57:17.520 --> 02:57:18.079 Alright. 02:57:18.559 --> 02:57:19.520 Nine and eight. 02:57:20.079 --> 02:57:21.440 Brian! Okay. 02:57:22.159 --> 02:57:24.719 Is Maximum Overdrive a great movie? 02:57:25.360 --> 02:57:26.239 Not at all. 02:57:29.040 --> 02:57:30.719 But it is a little bit fun. 02:57:32.159 --> 02:57:48.479 Now I think the idea is amazing, and I think a remake, especially with the whole AI discussions going along in the world right now, I I think it could be a really, really great idea, and I think it's a a movie that could be made really, really well. 02:57:49.280 --> 02:57:51.440 Unfortunately, this one wasn't. 02:57:52.159 --> 02:57:54.399 I think the idea was ahead of its time. 02:57:55.280 --> 02:57:58.079 But everything else was behind the times. 02:57:59.120 --> 02:58:06.639 Um it's loud, it's ridiculous, it's violent, it's over the top, it's completely drenched in ACDC. 02:58:08.639 --> 02:58:11.120 Somehow that's kind of what makes it a little bit fun. 02:58:11.920 --> 02:58:23.360 There's something unrestrained about watching Stephen King attempt to make a movie about homicidal machines while apparently throwing every crazy idea he had onto the screen. 02:58:25.360 --> 02:58:26.879 So much criticism here. 02:58:28.399 --> 02:58:32.799 I would watch this movie again if I had eight beers. 02:58:33.360 --> 02:58:34.639 Eight beers. 02:58:34.879 --> 02:58:35.520 Eight beers. 02:58:35.920 --> 02:58:37.440 Oh, it could

have been such a great movie. 02:58:37.760 --> 02:58:38.319 It could have been. 02:58:38.559 --> 02:58:43.600 I that's what burns me about this movie is the idea was phenomenal. 02:58:43.760 --> 02:58:50.479 And I think today, with AI, the idea could be really blown out of blown out of the park. 02:58:50.799 --> 02:58:52.239 It'd be great. 02:58:52.559 --> 02:58:54.319 But man. 02:58:55.360 --> 02:59:02.159 I think it could have been if they would have put better rules around what became sending. 02:59:02.559 --> 02:59:03.360 I I agree. 02:59:05.440 --> 02:59:06.399 So much ambiguity. 02:59:06.639 --> 02:59:06.719 Right. 02:59:06.959 --> 02:59:11.200 And not everything happened at once, and you know what does, what doesn't. 02:59:11.520 --> 02:59:13.280 So you have all these trucks. 02:59:13.760 --> 02:59:14.159 Yeah. 02:59:14.319 --> 02:59:16.239 Like just make a semi-truck then. 02:59:16.399 --> 02:59:16.799 Right? 02:59:17.040 --> 02:59:19.440 Like only the semi-trucks are affected. 02:59:19.760 --> 02:59:22.799 Because why can what was their names? 02:59:23.040 --> 02:59:25.440 Uh Tangina Jr. 02:59:25.920 --> 02:59:27.040 The newlywed couple. 02:59:27.200 --> 02:59:27.440 Yeah. 02:59:27.840 --> 02:59:29.040 Like their car was never affected. 02:59:31.520 --> 02:59:33.280 Other cars were, but not theirs. 02:59:33.360 --> 02:59:33.520 Right. 02:59:33.680 --> 02:59:35.040 Like there's so much of that. 02:59:35.200 --> 02:59:38.639 Like I wish they would have just picked Tighten it up. 02:59:38.959 --> 02:59:39.360 Something. 02:59:39.680 --> 02:59:40.000 Something. 02:59:40.239 --> 02:59:41.440 They had to have some rules. 02:59:41.520 --> 02:59:42.159 They didn't have any. 02:59:42.559 --> 02:59:47.360 Like I said, this was a and Seth, I think you you touched on it too. 02:59:47.600 --> 02:59:48.319 Great idea. 02:59:48.479 --> 02:59:48.879 Uh-huh. 02:59:49.440 --> 02:59:51.760 Poor execution. 02:59:52.079 --> 02:59:53.280 You could make it a great idea. 02:59:53.520 --> 02:59:53.680 Yeah. 02:59:53.840 --> 02:59:54.719 You really could. 02:59:56.079 --> 02:59:58.239 So all averaged out. 02:59:58.399 --> 03:00:12.479 That gives maximum overdrive a peak beer score of 8.33, which ties it up in 29th place of the movies we've watched so far with Gremlins. 03:00:13.520 --> 03:00:26.000 And that then sits two-thirds of a beer ahead or behind Harry and the Henderson's and 2.33 beers ahead of Dirty Dancing. 03:00:26.239 --> 03:00:30.719 Yay! So I think that's appropriate for this. 03:00:31.040 --> 03:00:31.440 Alright. 03:00:31.840 --> 03:00:40.079 Hey, if if you guys recasted this idea into a movie, who would you have star in it? 03:00:41.360 --> 03:00:44.159 Are we shooting it then in the 1980s or today? 03:00:44.399 --> 03:00:49.840 We're doing we're doing a today movie and we're gonna throw the AI, you know, into the mix. 03:00:50.079 --> 03:00:50.479 Uh-huh. 03:00:50.559 --> 03:00:56.559 Uh so we're gonna make it true and we're gonna have defined rules as far as what does and what doesn't become sentient. 03:00:56.799 --> 03:00:57.120 Okay. 03:00:57.360 --> 03:01:02.319 I don't know why, but I my first thought goes to Shy LeBoff. 03:01:05.280 --> 03:01:06.959 I think do it. 03:01:08.879 --> 03:01:13.040 Don't make your dreams be dream, or don't let your dreams be dreams. 03:01:13.200 --> 03:01:15.760 Oh, is he the one who's gonna say we made you? 03:01:16.000 --> 03:01:18.719 Well, he could, but I think I think he would be a good bill. 03:01:18.799 --> 03:01:21.360 I think he'd be nuts, he'd be crazy, he'd take it over the top. 03:01:21.520 --> 03:01:28.239 He would be the kind of manic crazy leader that Emilio Estevez was not. 03:01:28.399 --> 03:01:28.639 Sure. 03:01:28.799 --> 03:01:32.479 But I think that kind of intense craziness would actually work. 03:01:32.799 --> 03:01:33.360 Would translate. 03:01:33.440 --> 03:01:33.600 Yeah. 03:01:34.639 --> 03:01:35.040 Sure. 03:01:36.239 --> 03:01:38.479 I'm surprised you didn't say Ryan Gosling. 03:01:39.440 --> 03:01:43.520 I mean, I'm surprised you didn't say Ryan Gosling plus a nude scene. 03:01:43.760 --> 03:01:46.719 Oh full frontal, right? 03:01:46.959 --> 03:01:51.520 Hey, if you want to throw a little gosling dong in there, I mean I would peek a gander. 03:01:52.000 --> 03:01:53.760 Bust out the zoom lens. 03:01:55.840 --> 03:01:57.760 So I'm gonna go the opposite direction. 03:01:57.920 --> 03:01:58.239 Okay. 03:01:58.559 --> 03:01:59.920 No shia buff. 03:02:00.000 --> 03:02:04.319 I'm gonna go Bill is gonna be Dakota fanning. 03:02:04.879 --> 03:02:06.799 Ooh, flip it. 03:02:06.959 --> 03:02:07.520 That's where we're going. 03:02:08.639 --> 03:02:09.920 There's gonna be a female. 03:02:10.079 --> 03:02:14.479 That's gonna be a strong female lead that just destroys this entire thing. 03:02:14.719 --> 03:02:15.120 Nice. 03:02:15.280 --> 03:02:18.399 And then the guy, like Brett, they could still be Brett. 03:02:18.559 --> 03:02:20.959 He could still be Brett because it's a boy's name. 03:02:21.200 --> 03:02:25.360 Okay, so Shy LaBeuf is Brett in Dakota Fanning is kind of like Wilhelmina. 03:02:25.600 --> 03:02:31.600 He's kind of like aloof and like and she's gonna take him and like carry the whole show. 03:02:31.760 --> 03:02:32.000 Okay. 03:02:32.159 --> 03:02:32.559 Yeah. 03:02:32.799 --> 03:02:33.040 Yeah. 03:02:33.520 --> 03:02:34.239 Who you got, Brian? 03:02:34.399 --> 03:02:35.760 Oh, I haven't even thought about it. 03:02:36.000 --> 03:02:37.520 I just asked the question. 03:02:38.879 --> 03:02:40.319 Well, we didn't either. 03:02:40.559 --> 03:02:41.440 Let's see. 03:02:41.680 --> 03:02:47.200 Um I think I really like where you're going with a female lead here. 03:02:49.040 --> 03:02:52.719 But I would like it to be an older female. 03:02:53.520 --> 03:02:54.239 Kathy Bates. 03:02:54.479 --> 03:02:56.239 No, I'm gonna go Jamie Lee Curtis. 03:02:56.399 --> 03:02:57.440 Ooh, JLC. 03:02:57.760 --> 03:03:01.760 Yeah, I'm gonna

go JLC as the mastermind behind this thing. 03:03:02.559 --> 03:03:11.840 Um and I think her lead love interest is gonna be Harrison Ford. 03:03:12.000 --> 03:03:12.479 Ooh. 03:03:18.319 --> 03:03:20.000 I love when that shit lines up. 03:03:20.159 --> 03:03:20.319 Yeah. 03:03:20.479 --> 03:03:21.440 Like it's so nice. 03:03:21.760 --> 03:03:37.040 Because I think people born of the 70s and 80s remember life without AI, life without computers, and they can go back to the roots and they know how to unplug. 03:03:37.520 --> 03:03:37.840 Okay. 03:03:38.159 --> 03:03:42.719 So I think I think they're the masterminds behind the how do we get out of this? 03:03:42.959 --> 03:03:45.840 So you're talking about geriatrics saying, you know what? 03:03:46.639 --> 03:03:51.840 We're gonna unplug because we just fuck fuck this whole technology thing in the first place. 03:03:52.719 --> 03:03:55.840 I I know JLC listens to this podcast. 03:03:56.079 --> 03:03:56.799 Oh, she didn't. 03:03:56.959 --> 03:03:59.600 And having you call her a geriatric, you know what, though. 03:03:59.920 --> 03:04:00.639 I'm gonna piss her off. 03:04:01.040 --> 03:04:02.000 She's not aged. 03:04:02.159 --> 03:04:03.200 She no, okay. 03:04:03.440 --> 03:04:04.319 Here's the thing though. 03:04:04.399 --> 03:04:05.840 Like her and I are so tight. 03:04:06.479 --> 03:04:09.680 Her and I are so tight, she knows when I'm joking around. 03:04:10.239 --> 03:04:10.879 I don't know. 03:04:10.959 --> 03:04:12.719 That's that's that's that's I don't know. 03:04:12.959 --> 03:04:14.079 I'll text her after the show. 03:04:14.799 --> 03:04:15.280 You need to do that. 03:04:15.920 --> 03:04:16.479 You check in. 03:04:16.559 --> 03:04:18.879 But before you do that, I gotta ask you guys a question. 03:04:19.120 --> 03:04:19.600 Yep. 03:04:20.559 --> 03:04:32.559 If big if Stephen King gave us a call and said, hey, you regular guys, I want to make a sequel to Maxim Overdrive. 03:04:32.719 --> 03:04:35.760 Ooh, more Maximur Overdrive. 03:04:36.079 --> 03:04:39.280 Maximum Maximum Overdriver. 03:04:39.680 --> 03:04:41.600 Maximist overdriveist. 03:04:41.840 --> 03:04:42.719 What do you got? 03:04:42.879 --> 03:04:43.200 Okay. 03:04:44.079 --> 03:04:46.159 Well, I I think you have to add in AI. 03:04:46.399 --> 03:04:47.920 Well, you had the best beer of the night. 03:04:48.159 --> 03:04:48.639 I did. 03:04:48.799 --> 03:04:50.959 So you gotta start this fucking shit. 03:04:51.360 --> 03:04:54.879 We're gonna start this off right where the first one ended. 03:04:55.280 --> 03:04:56.079 On the sailboat? 03:04:56.239 --> 03:04:57.040 On the sailboat. 03:04:57.200 --> 03:05:10.959 So we got Bill and the crew of Rejack refugees from the Dixie Boy on a sailboat with no technology, and they are outwardly going every step of the way to shun the technology available to them because they don't want to get murdered. 03:05:11.440 --> 03:05:20.479 Now, they have no idea that the machine overlords have been thwarted. 03:05:21.200 --> 03:05:27.840 So they're sailing out there in the open sea because they don't they don't find Haven Island because Bill's really shitty at navigating. 03:05:28.079 --> 03:05:28.239 Okay. 03:05:28.479 --> 03:05:29.360 And they're not GPS. 03:05:29.600 --> 03:05:31.200 I mean that might not even be a thing anyway. 03:05:31.360 --> 03:05:31.680 Yeah. 03:05:31.840 --> 03:05:38.879 Um and so they're they're basically lost at sea but can't use technology and can't radio for help. 03:05:41.680 --> 03:05:47.120 And any ships or planes that they see they can't trust. 03:05:47.360 --> 03:05:47.840 Right. 03:05:48.799 --> 03:05:50.079 So they're adrift. 03:05:50.319 --> 03:05:50.959 Yeah. 03:05:51.760 --> 03:05:54.159 Is it like Lord of the Flies, but on a boat? 03:05:54.399 --> 03:05:56.079 Ooh, I like that. 03:05:56.239 --> 03:05:56.879 Yeah. 03:05:57.520 --> 03:05:58.959 Who do they eat first? 03:06:01.680 --> 03:06:03.760 Okay, well, let's go, let's go down that hole. 03:06:03.840 --> 03:06:09.680 Who who of the survivors would be the first one to be eaten? 03:06:10.159 --> 03:06:10.479 Oh. 03:06:10.879 --> 03:06:12.239 Tanchina's daughter. 03:06:12.479 --> 03:06:13.360 Yeah, Connie? 03:06:13.760 --> 03:06:15.280 She's so fucking annoying. 03:06:15.520 --> 03:06:19.360 I you know, I think they I think they get rid of the husband and the wife. 03:06:19.600 --> 03:06:22.239 Well, you gotta get one and not the other. 03:06:22.319 --> 03:06:22.639 So I think. 03:06:22.879 --> 03:06:23.760 Yeah, it's a package deal. 03:06:23.840 --> 03:06:24.159 Yeah, I think. 03:06:24.319 --> 03:06:28.639 I don't know though, because he kind of became a little bit of a badass. 03:06:28.879 --> 03:06:29.440 A little bit. 03:06:29.600 --> 03:06:33.600 And I think that he now has evolved to the point where he's like, you know what? 03:06:33.680 --> 03:06:37.120 My old life was with Tangina's daughter. 03:06:37.280 --> 03:06:37.920 Yeah. 03:06:38.239 --> 03:06:39.440 I don't need her anymore. 03:06:39.600 --> 03:06:41.200 No, I'm I'm like fucking Rambo now. 03:06:41.360 --> 03:06:43.280 I am happy to eat her thigh. 03:06:43.760 --> 03:06:45.440 She just complained about my driving. 03:06:45.680 --> 03:06:45.920 Right. 03:06:46.239 --> 03:06:47.520 She was a bitch all the time. 03:06:47.600 --> 03:06:47.840 Right. 03:06:48.079 --> 03:06:49.280 Constantly complaining. 03:06:49.520 --> 03:06:50.319 And you know what? 03:06:50.879 --> 03:06:52.879 Do you think Curtis is a breast or leg man? 03:06:53.040 --> 03:06:53.440 You know what? 03:06:53.520 --> 03:06:55.040 She she's a Nugget. 03:06:56.079 --> 03:06:56.559 Nugget. 03:06:56.879 --> 03:06:57.600 Nugget guy. 03:06:57.760 --> 03:06:59.920 She's she's like a butterball turkey. 03:07:01.360 --> 03:07:02.319 She could feed an army. 03:07:02.559 --> 03:07:03.360 Put her on a spit. 03:07:03.440 --> 03:07:03.760 Yeah. 03:07:04.559 --> 03:07:06.159 Apple in the mouth on the spit. 03:07:06.399 --> 03:07:06.959

I can see that. 03:07:07.120 --> 03:07:09.120 Would they be able to do that on the sailboat? 03:07:09.200 --> 03:07:11.120 Or would they have to go ashore? 03:07:12.559 --> 03:07:14.159 No, I think they do it on the sailboat. 03:07:14.239 --> 03:07:14.399 Okay. 03:07:14.639 --> 03:07:15.840 Because I think they're still adrift. 03:07:16.000 --> 03:07:16.319 Okay. 03:07:16.559 --> 03:07:17.200 Yeah. 03:07:17.680 --> 03:07:18.719 You gotta make do. 03:07:19.120 --> 03:07:20.719 The fishing didn't work out. 03:07:21.040 --> 03:07:22.239 So you eat the people. 03:07:22.479 --> 03:07:22.879 Yeah. 03:07:23.040 --> 03:07:26.239 And it's like how ominous would that be, though? 03:07:26.399 --> 03:07:34.719 Like you're on a boat with a bunch of people, and it's like everybody decides like this person is gonna be the one we kill and eat. 03:07:36.399 --> 03:07:39.040 Like, how paranoid do you get after that? 03:07:39.440 --> 03:07:40.799 Because you know next. 03:07:41.040 --> 03:07:42.079 The food's gonna run out. 03:07:42.319 --> 03:07:43.760 Who's gonna be fucking next? 03:07:43.920 --> 03:07:44.239 Yeah. 03:07:44.399 --> 03:07:46.319 Like people start getting desperate. 03:07:46.479 --> 03:07:46.959 Oh, yeah. 03:07:47.200 --> 03:07:49.760 Oh, and then it turns into kind of like survivor. 03:07:49.840 --> 03:07:50.239 Uh-huh. 03:07:50.559 --> 03:07:51.520 But on a boat. 03:07:52.399 --> 03:07:54.159 Outlast out with outplay. 03:07:54.319 --> 03:07:54.879 That's right. 03:07:57.120 --> 03:07:59.120 Don't be Tangina's daughter. 03:07:59.280 --> 03:07:59.600 No. 03:07:59.840 --> 03:08:01.200 Till there's only one. 03:08:01.440 --> 03:08:03.600 Don't be the one that complains nonstop. 03:08:04.000 --> 03:08:04.799 Who's the one? 03:08:05.040 --> 03:08:05.200 Right. 03:08:05.280 --> 03:08:06.399 Who is the one to survive? 03:08:06.479 --> 03:08:08.639 Who is the last person standing? 03:08:09.840 --> 03:08:10.319 Brett. 03:08:10.479 --> 03:08:11.040 Yeah, I'm with you. 03:08:11.120 --> 03:08:11.680 I think it's Brett. 03:08:11.920 --> 03:08:13.040 I think it's Brett too. 03:08:13.280 --> 03:08:15.840 I I think Deke is like the second one they eat. 03:08:16.159 --> 03:08:17.680 I I could see Brett. 03:08:17.760 --> 03:08:21.120 Like, it's like I mean think they would feel bad about eating Deke, but I'm with you. 03:08:21.280 --> 03:08:21.920 Yeah, they would feel bad. 03:08:22.399 --> 03:08:24.000 He's young, he's got no parents left. 03:08:24.079 --> 03:08:26.559 I mean, he he's no one wants to racist shit. 03:08:26.719 --> 03:08:28.079 And he'd be easy to overtake. 03:08:28.239 --> 03:08:28.559 Yeah. 03:08:28.719 --> 03:08:36.079 I could see like Brett also like holding Bill like by the the back of his neck and holding him underwater. 03:08:36.239 --> 03:08:36.559 Yeah. 03:08:36.799 --> 03:08:38.639 Off the side of the boat until he died. 03:08:39.360 --> 03:08:40.000 Like she's salting. 03:08:40.399 --> 03:08:41.520 It was like Brian. 03:08:41.680 --> 03:08:41.760 Yeah. 03:08:42.000 --> 03:08:43.760 It was just that shit. 03:08:43.920 --> 03:08:44.959 Just them two left. 03:08:45.040 --> 03:08:46.559 Like everybody else has been eaten. 03:08:46.879 --> 03:08:49.200 It's just you, Brett, and Bill. 03:08:49.680 --> 03:08:54.000 And she probably has sex with him just to get that one last time. 03:08:54.239 --> 03:08:55.120 You gotta get it out of the system. 03:08:55.280 --> 03:08:56.879 And then she dunks him. 03:08:57.280 --> 03:09:03.360 Dunks his head in the water and just holds it, and they struggle a little bit and shaking and struggle and shaking. 03:09:03.840 --> 03:09:05.680 Then, yeah, so she she roasts him. 03:09:05.760 --> 03:09:06.000 Yeah. 03:09:06.159 --> 03:09:10.479 And as she takes like the first bite, she's like, You taste like a hero. 03:09:11.600 --> 03:09:13.360 And then the Coast Guard pulls up. 03:09:13.520 --> 03:09:13.840 Yeah. 03:09:14.000 --> 03:09:14.719 Oh shit. 03:09:14.879 --> 03:09:16.559 There was the Coast Guard on the law. 03:09:18.079 --> 03:09:19.680 We ate eight people. 03:09:20.159 --> 03:09:22.239 That's fucking crazy. 03:09:25.200 --> 03:09:26.959 You get a little angry when you're hungry. 03:09:27.040 --> 03:09:28.479 Here are the Snickers. 03:09:28.879 --> 03:09:30.959 It turns out it's all I needed. 03:09:31.120 --> 03:09:33.520 And then the best part is a week and a half. 03:09:41.120 --> 03:09:43.200 But you gotta have a piece of this jerk the install. 03:09:48.719 --> 03:09:50.959 I don't think they had any Asians aboard. 03:09:51.280 --> 03:09:51.920 Oh no. 03:09:52.479 --> 03:09:54.000 Oh no, no. 03:09:56.399 --> 03:10:03.440 Well, for our own benefit, I'm gonna say that's the wrap on this episode of the regular guy movie show. 03:10:03.760 --> 03:10:18.319 We survived homicidal vending machines, killer lawn equipment, exploding arcades, a steamroller with absolutely no respect for little leaguers, and whatever combination of cocaine and poor judgment convinced Stephen King he should direct this whole shebang. 03:10:18.479 --> 03:10:20.159 And high gravity beers. 03:10:21.760 --> 03:10:31.840 If you have enjoyed hanging out with us, make sure to follow, subscribe, leave a review, or hit us up on the socials and tell us what you think about Maximum Overdrive. 03:10:32.079 --> 03:10:38.159 Is it actually a misunderstood piece of 80s insanity, or is it just bad? 03:10:40.000 --> 03:10:41.120 It's just bad. 03:10:41.360 --> 03:10:45.440 And most importantly, tell us who is your boniker winner. 03:10:45.680 --> 03:10:57.120 Thanks for listening, thanks for drinking along with us, and remember if your ATM calls you an asshole, maybe, just maybe, the problem is you. 03:10:58.239 --> 03:11:01.840 Until next time, be kind rewind. 03:12:03.120 --> 03:12:04.159 They were playing cards. 03:12:05.440 --> 03:12:06.879 There were nudie cards. 03:12:07.520 --> 03:12:10.399 You know, the pictures of the cards were nude women. 03:12:10.479 --> 03:12:10.799 Okay. 03:12:11.280 --> 03:12:14.719 There were pictures of nude women all over this movie. 03:12:14.959 --> 03:12:15.360 Yeah? 03:12:15.600 --> 03:12:16.879 What was the deal with that? 03:12:17.120 --> 03:12:17.600 I don't know. 03:12:17.680 --> 03:12:18.639 I didn't notice it. 03:12:19.360 --> 03:12:20.000 Really? 03:12:20.319 --> 03:12:22.479 Not until Not until the truck stopped? 03:12:22.719 --> 03:12:23.520 The truck stopped. 03:12:23.840 --> 03:12:25.360 That was the first time I noticed it. 03:12:25.600 --> 03:12:25.920 Okay. 03:12:26.319 --> 03:12:27.840 Yeah, I thought it was a little weird. 03:12:28.079 --> 03:12:30.719 I'm real bad about noticing boobs, apparently. 03:12:31.280 --> 03:12:37.200 I think this is Stephen King trying to tap into the zeitgeist of a normal human being. 03:12:37.440 --> 03:12:40.559 And he's like, What do normal guys like? 03:12:40.879 --> 03:12:42.159 Boobs, boobs. 03:12:42.319 --> 03:12:48.079 So we're just gonna have every normal guy doing things with pictures of naked women. 03:12:49.840 --> 03:12:51.280 There were more than just boobs. 03:12:51.440 --> 03:12:53.920 I mean, I mean some booges? 03:12:54.719 --> 03:12:56.000 More than just booses. 03:12:58.079 --> 03:12:59.920 It takes me back to the roast beef dinner. 03:13:00.000 --> 03:13:04.479 Well, I watched this movie twice, and clearly you were watching with a much finer tooth comb than I was. 03:13:04.959 --> 03:13:06.079 I didn't catch some of this. 03:13:06.239 --> 03:13:07.280 Oh boy. 03:13:07.760 --> 03:13:08.079 Okay. 03:13:08.559 --> 03:13:09.360 Okay, all right. 03:13:09.760 --> 03:13:11.840 I didn't pause it, but I just I didn't notice. 03:13:12.079 --> 03:13:14.639 There's some You didn't pause, you just rewound. 03:13:14.959 --> 03:13:16.879 That 10 second back button. 03:13:17.200 --> 03:13:18.639 Over and over and over. 03:13:20.079 --> 03:13:21.520 My finger hurts. 03:13:22.399 --> 03:13:25.600 If this was a BHS, your tape wouldn't work anymore. 03:13:25.840 --> 03:13:27.520 My 11th finger hertz.