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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me for another episode of Screen Generation.
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It's a podcast about the movies released by Sony underlabel Screen Gems.
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Sometimes the movies we cover have been forgotten, and other times they spawn a globally successful franchise that make millions of dollars, like this movie.
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And I can't cover this movie in any special way, so we're gonna have a guest.
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And after we talked about this movie, we played a homebrew tabletop RPG version of this game, and I think I want to do this.
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I think I want to put this out in the world.
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I think actually it's very funny to play a game based on a movie that is based on a game, and uh I I don't know.
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Here's my friend, Shane Barnwell, playing a Lewis campaign of Resident Evil DD with me.
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So I hope you enjoy.
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I'm locked in.
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Your stars team has breached the main entrance of Spencer Mansion.
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There is an emergency triggering the quarantine of a subterranean lab.
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After locating the unconscious groundskeepers and taking a nifty tramway, you find yourself in a generic office with a single cubicle dividing the square room into four.
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Each quadrant has a desktop computer with a number sequence flashing somewhat aggressively.
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Across the room is a single door with a key padlock.
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What do you do?
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So the the choices here that I heard are I either go to a computer or I bust down a door.
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I say uh investigate either.
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So like uh Okay, okay.
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I go, I look at X and then roll for how good your investigation is, right?
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Okay.
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Let me let me investigate the computer and see if we got some sort of notepads lying around because people are lazy and have bad memory.
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Okay, let me tell you, it might be on a notepad nearby, right under in one of the drawers, and and uh everyone has their password written down.
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Everybody has their password written down somewhere.
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Always remember.
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It's an escape room.
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This is it.
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Let's roll, baby.
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Alright, come on.
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12.
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The computer says facility shut down.
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Reset in one minute.
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59 seconds.
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Alright, here's what we do 58.
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Rip that computer out of the all the sockets ever.
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So we may we may have stopped it in time, but probably not.
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So now we're gonna go to the door and we're gonna see if we can bust this down or look for something that will help us pry it open, crowbar something.
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Okay, roll for both attacks.
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So give me two rolls.
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16 and 12.
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No, 17.
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17?
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17.
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Alright.
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Glass walls come down.
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Your exit from the tram has been closed, and the door swings open.
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The air inside smells recycled as if something has died inside.
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We're already at about spy here.
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But it's okay.
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Something is recycling in here.
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You're runs and this is actually like a horror game.
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It's time to find a way out.
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Okay.
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So are are we uh are are you gonna be going past the door or like are we looking through?
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What's the what's our deal?
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Let's look first.
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We gotta always look first.
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Be aware of your surroundings.
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Take a roll.
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20.
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20.
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You can see that there are three people in the hallway.
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None of them are looking at you.
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Alright.
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Two of them are kind of like pacing back and forth, they're not going anywhere.
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And then one of them is bent down forward.
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Let me tell you, they don't have fentanyl in this movie.
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So this is what we're gonna do.
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They're zombies.
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We're humans.
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We have the advantage.
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It's time to sneak all three of them straight to the head and always cut off the head.
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Do we have any weapons?
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What do you say?
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Um you have ranged and close quarters.
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Would you like to go quietly and use the close quarters, or would you like to stay back and fire at these things?
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Okay.
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I don't let me tell you, I trust my shot, I don't trust anybody else's.
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I was gonna say also, I think uh your weapon's the only one that's gonna count right now.
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So Okay, okay.
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Let me let me let me investigate a little bit more.
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I can tell you that if you go uh with a melee weapon and take out, say one that being that they're not looking at you, you will not draw attention to the other two.
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If you fire, they both will turn.
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That well that was it's definitely a close encounter or look into it.
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And I kinda wanna like as I'm going up to them, I'm seeing kind of what the what if it's for sure zombies that we're dealing with, or kind of what are we dealing with.
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If it is zombies, as you get closer, the smell gets worse, and uh their sound sounds are more erratic.
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They're breathing out of their mouths, not their nose.
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They are uh either not intelligent, or we need to get rid of them.
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So let's go ahead and get rid of a melee attack.
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Okay, um, roll for the first one.
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Twenty oh two.
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Your Billy Club finds purchase on her head, but she turns around almost immediately.
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Now you have three enemies looking at you and you are in close quarters.
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What do you do?
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There's gotta be an office somewhere where we can quickly go in if we see something in there, close the door, and then we get some time to think about what we need to do.
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We need to find a weapon.
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We need to find a better weapon because that one didn't work.
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You can run away if you want, but the one that you try to hit will have an opportunity to attack against you.
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You can continue to fight it or you can.
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I'm gonna I I'll fight off one of them.
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I'll fight off one of them to get to get to uh you know what?
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Give me all three.
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Okay.
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Give me all three.
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You know what?
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I just remembered I got a gun and they already know where I'm at.
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Let me tell you, we're taking one step back.
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We're aiming at all the heads, so we're knocking all three of them down.
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Alright, looks like we're click-clack, bang, bang, we're in the murder business.
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Now, aim for your fire.
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So that didn't work.
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Uh because you said you fired all three of them, I will give you three shots, and then the first one will get to attack because you just missed.
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Yep, I understand then.
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Also, I think you're good at this game.
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Because if you kill off as many of these characters as you want.
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We got a bunch of stars, guys.
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Yeah.
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Alright, like it we're learning.
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We're learning how to play the game, and then uh like lock them down and we'll figure it out.
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If we get out of this mansion, who knows?
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Maybe Raccoon City or you know.
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We're not gonna go see no raccoons.
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Alright.
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On to the next.
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Alright, come on.
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Hey, what are you gonna roll?
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You gotta hit him.
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14! 18.
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Alright, we have a headshot.
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Bang.
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One now.
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And one more.
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I'm letting you fire on all three of them so that you're not swarm.
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11! Oh, okay.
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You ring him.
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I'm not gonna give you uh I'm not gonna give you a good shot on that.
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Like, you know, hey, um, he's moving at you slower, so he's not gonna come right now.
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This is the first time that they're gonna have to uh actually take an attack on you.
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And they were pretty weak.
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They seem weak.
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Uh they are dead bodies.
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You're more worried if they bite or scratch you.
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If I get a good roll, that's gonna suck.
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Yeah, that's really gonna suck.
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So that 87, it misses! Alright, so like all I had to do was get under a 60.
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I didn't do that, so you're fine.
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You can run away, or it could try to attack the two remaining.
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I'm already here.
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Okay, take them out.
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Oh! You gotta run away, bro! Okay, that is a two, and uh it's I swing a miss.
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Yeah, I swing a miss.
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I shoot swing and miss both times.
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I'm truly a-cause of the lower roll, I'm gonna take away your next attack on the other one.
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The other one's still further away and it's moving daintily here, but
yeah, I knocked it down a little bit.
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This one has the the right to attack you, bro.
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Like you're not doing good enough to 42.
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Okay, it hits.
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And we're gonna do for damage one.
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Take away one of your cores.
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You are at 66% of your life.
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And that hit is not something to look back on.
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Like, uh, here's the thing.
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You can kill these two in front of you, but are you gonna get out of this room?
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We gotta get out of here.
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We gotta get out of here.
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Get to safety somehow, somehow.
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Okay, come on, let's do it.
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Oh, five! Okay.
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I have to be the worst roller in history.
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Ugh.
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I mean The fate is just uh not on notes.
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The honesty you're not getting something above a 10, so pretty it's pretty bad.
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And also, if you're shooting for like three different people, I'm not gonna count that as the first one, you miss.
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You might actually have to go back to uh a ranged weapon or something because uh you're losing ammunition and you're not hitting anything.
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So, like uh let's go.
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Um you have the one behind it, you have to shoot it at it, go for roll.
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17.
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Okay, okay, come on.
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Second cross down because of how even rolling.
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The time when you got hit, now you're realizing something's wrong with your blood.
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And yes, this is the time for you to take your anti-venom.
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Bring my wife back.
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Because Michelle Rodriguez took the anti-venom and did not help her.
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I want you also to roll, and if it's an even, you get healed, and if it's an odd, you're still infected.
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You might have to drink another one.
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It is 13, and uh, you're gonna have to drink another one.
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Sorry, I thought I was running away.
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No, this is the one.
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This is yeah, this is just to make sure you don't turn into a monster.
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Yeah, okay.
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I know I got another one somewhere.
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Alright, I got it.
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Okay, cool, cool, okay.
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Dude, do not worry.
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You gotta decide.
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Are you going to attack this to kill it?
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You have to.
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The first the one in front of you, though, you have not been able to hit.
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And so we're out of the situation where what do we do about like uh uh something that's in front of you that you can't hit?
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I think maybe you go to your ranged weapon.
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I will give you a better option on that.
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Yeah.
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Go to a ranged weapon and then uh uh what do you call it?
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One through four, you hit three.
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Okay, alright.
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You've taken down your zombie in front of you.
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The hallway is clear, finally.
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Also, you are way luckier than you should be.
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Like, two out of three, you're okay.
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You're okay.
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Alright, here we go.
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You reach the end of the hallway.
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The hallway has the same type door.
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It has the same type.
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Do you investigate it or do you just try to open this thing?
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I gotta investigate.
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Alright, roll.
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I feel like we gotta start using our brain here.
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20.
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20.
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You can tell the door's open.
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How's the worst worst 20 to use on that?
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I knew a big one was coming.
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Alright, well you can tell the door's time to open that door.
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You can tell the door's open.
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I'll give you more.
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Nothing dangerous is on the other side of it.
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Alright.
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Let's open it, let's open and get in there.
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Alright, cool.
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You walk inside the door, you see a bunch of glass windows.
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You know, like uh on the outside of them, you have uh like different scientists testing out different products.
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All of them have different uh like uh practicalities.
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Some are using different adhesives like tapes, other guys are shocking small animals trying to get reactions from.
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But none of them can see you.
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You're walking past them.
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What are you?
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They're just testing animals?
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They're just testing animals.
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Some of them aren't.
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Some of them, like, you know, just uh are like you know, trying to see how sticky uh you know a piece of gum is after you chew it for a couple hours.
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And I'm just and I'm just trying to uh what am I trying to do here?
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I think you're trying to kill the Red Queen, but uh Okay.
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But but let's be honest, this movie was not very uh Yeah, this is actually this is actually perfect.
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Um Here's the thing you don't know you didn't know zombies were a thing until this hallway.
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Now you've gotten to the next door, you're like, well let me know what they do.
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We need as many people alive as possible.
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You always choose life over.
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Are you gonna try to crowdfund all the scientists to help you?
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Like oh yeah.
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If you do it, I'm gonna get advantageous.
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I'm gonna convince them that there's some zombies out there, it's about time for living to stick with living.
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If these animals can somehow help us, they're in it too.
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Um because we need all the bodies we got that are living.
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Okay, roll.
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And what you're doing is you're trying to convince them to join your cause.
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Yep.
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Six.
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Okay.
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Two of the scientists come.
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You can kind of tell they're not the ones you should have.
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Like um, these they were not um abusing animals, but they were not not abusing animals.
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Yeah.
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Let me tell you, I there's some bad people in the apocalypse.
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It's talking it what you need is good management.
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Okay.
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So it I'm no bad guys in a bad situation.
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Exactly.
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Come on.
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We like I said, are you living or are you not living?
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Oh, we're we're sticking with the living.
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We're sticking with the living.
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We're gonna, and if they're if they're out of line, perfect, might as well kill them while they're alive.
00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:22.000
I'll shoot them in the brain.
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We at least got one zombie out of the way, anyways, because it was probably gonna turn, anyways.
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So come on.
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I like that thinking.
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Um, ask if uh roll, see if the scientists give you anything.
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Oh my gosh.
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I can't roll high number.
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No, if the uh the scientists don't seem that useful.
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Now, uh you're gonna go through it.
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You have three bodies behind you now, alright?
00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:45.679
Like, they're not quite useful people, but they will probably go in front of you if somebody like charges you, alright?
00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:47.440
Yeah so you have bodies to throw in.
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Human shields, if you will.
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Okay.
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So we're at the next room, it is pitch black inside.
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You can see through the keyhole that there's almost nothing on the other side of it.
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And this door is also unlocked.
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What are we doing?
00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:02.080
We can see that there's nothing.
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Almost nothing?
00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:03.200
Or not?
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When you look at it, it's pitch black.
00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:07.440
So he's absolutely like oh my gosh.
00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:18.320
We gotta investigate first, see if there's some some way, or if there's like a little crack in the door that we can see through.
00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:19.759
I know it's pitch black.
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See if we have a flashlight or something.
00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:24.879
The scientists definitely have some sort of flashlight.
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Um, I'll give you all of them have pens and pen lights though.
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They have in like the little adjoining one of these.
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Just to see the colour.
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So one of them's gonna open the door and try to like you know peek through, or yeah, let's sacrifice one of the doctors and say, show me this room.
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Alright, roll for it.
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Okay.
00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:50.480
He opens the door slightly, sticks his head in, and then a very large tongue wraps around his neck and pulls him in.
00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:56.799
The door didn't have enough space, so his head left his body, and his shoulders are still in the room.
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What do you do?
00:14:58.639 --> 00:14:59.360
Perfect.
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Close the door.
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We don't need to deal with that thing.
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Let me tell you, we are offering that guy as a sacrifice.
00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:05.759
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:06.960
That is a sacrifice.
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I don't know what that is.
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We're not bad room.
00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:11.519
On to the next one.
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That's not where the red queen is, that's some something something else.
00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:17.360
And we can just keep it in there, and now we know where it is.
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That's good information, actually.
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So we shut that door, barricade it somehow.
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I don't know if that's a move.
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Um, and then we need to start going somewhere else to find the red queen.
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I wish I had more coins because you're down one scientist, however, you actually know how to play this game now.
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You're going back.
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And you have all of the other scientists that are still doing their tests.
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Do you want to try to convince any of them?
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Oh yeah.
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Okay, roll again.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Hey, come on! Hey, hey, um, cover yourself with the blood of the dead and then try again.
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Oh my god, a four! I think they're for the cause.
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I think they're like either satanic or like they're against you getting any furthers.
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There's never worshipers.
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And let me tell you.
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That's like a very rare thing.
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You can't convince a fucking person.
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God damn it.
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These people are uh and I thought I was convincing, so here we go.
00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:12.799
Okay, these things like let me tell you.
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Now I stick to the game.
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Give me an argument so I can give you an advantage or a disadvantage.
00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:21.919
Let me tell you, now I stick my gun out, point it at their heads, and say, alright, take them hostage.
00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:25.919
We try to do this nice time, but now we're taking them hostage.
00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:26.559
Okay.
00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:28.559
Um, because you're gonna change your mind later.
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Here's the thing.
00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:34.639
You're doing it incredibly confident, but you missed a lot of uh uh like close-range shots at a person.
00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:38.480
So if you ever actually try to shoot any of these scientists, you're going to miss.
00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:42.240
So here's the thing you're allowed to threaten them, you're not allowed to kill any of them.
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Yeah, I said threaten.
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That's that's not true.
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It's like the monsters can kill people, we can't.
00:16:48.960 --> 00:16:53.120
Also, these people are
obviously monsters because they didn't join you twice, bro.
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So, like it's um, roll for this one.
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This is a little more competitive.
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I I have a feeling you got something.
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Come on.
00:17:02.559 --> 00:17:03.519
11! Okay.
00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:05.759
Uh your group has doubled.
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So you had two, now you have four.
00:17:07.839 --> 00:17:13.759
Alright, you're going back out that hallway, you gotta find a different way into the lab because it's not through there.
00:17:13.839 --> 00:17:13.920
No.
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First door was the tramway and the cubicle.
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If you would like to, the tramway has been closed off to you, but uh you can search for other exits.
00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:22.559
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:27.599
We're going to, so I'm pretty sure we're still looking for the Red Queen.
00:17:28.319 --> 00:17:33.359
Um, but if this is the movie, we're not actually we're just gonna try and get out of here while we can't.
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Okay.
00:17:34.079 --> 00:17:36.000
Would you like to try to get back on the tram again?
00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:38.640
Let's look for another exit.
00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:39.119
Okay.
00:17:39.200 --> 00:17:40.319
Um while the red queen is a little bit more.
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We're all gonna investigate in the room of the uh cubicle and let's see uh how many doors are there.
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Six.
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Okay, um you only can tell the door you came in, so you're gonna have to either find a different point of egress, maybe um uh a vent or some sort of.
00:17:55.039 --> 00:17:59.519
Let's get up in the vents, let's see what's going on, see if we can peek through at each room.
00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:03.279
Yeah, this is an office building, so it's a lot of that um type of ceiling that's a good thing.
00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:04.960
Yeah, you just hug cubes, yeah.
00:18:05.039 --> 00:18:08.480
Like you take them out and like uh, so come on, uh, find a way out of this room.
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Twelve.
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Okay.
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You can tell that amongst next to every light there is a duct, and that duct is an air duct, and it'll take you to adjoining rooms next.
00:18:17.519 --> 00:18:19.920
So you can either go to the right or the left of this room.
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Let's go right.
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Always right.
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I'm gonna have to do a sorry.
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I gotta, I gotta In the room you find a um attractive young woman who has been dead.
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And it doesn't seem like she at this point is going to turn, but she has valuable information if you would like to question her.
00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:47.440
Yeah, let's question her.
00:18:47.680 --> 00:18:48.319
Alright, roll.
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15.
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What do you ask?
00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:54.799
Because here's the thing, I will give you any answer you want.
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I need to find a way out of here.
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Do you know a way out of here?
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Okay, she points to a garbage chute.
00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:07.519
Alright, and it will, through gravity, take you to the very bottom of the hive, and that will be your access to an elevator.
00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:07.839
Alright?
00:19:08.559 --> 00:19:13.279
She would have done it herself, but she knew that if she went down, she was gonna become a dog.
00:19:13.839 --> 00:19:14.079
Alright?
00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:14.559
Alright.
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She's seen enough colleagues die, and she's been in this room, so she's like uh dead.
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She's gonna stay here.
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Roll the make sure she's internal while you're turning around.
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I want to uh roll the killer.
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Do it.
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I already got the information.
00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:28.240
Do it.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm giving you the 14.
00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:31.680
Okay.
00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:34.079
Um she turns around, you batch your brains it.
00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:37.599
Apparently you can do it when it's a person, but you can't do it when it's a zombie.
00:19:38.240 --> 00:19:38.480
Yeah.
00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:39.519
Makes sense.
00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:42.000
What do you do about the garbage tube for we think?
00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:42.559
Like, uh.
00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:46.160
Because uh what we're guessing is we're thinking, like, what floor?
00:19:46.559 --> 00:19:46.880
Rock.
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You can probably slow yourself as you're expanding.
00:19:49.759 --> 00:19:52.880
But the issue you have is like, what happens when you hit the bottom of it?
00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:54.880
Also, uh, is anything way clear?
00:19:55.119 --> 00:19:56.319
Like, uh, how are you gonna close it?
00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:57.440
This is what we do.
00:19:57.680 --> 00:19:59.039
They're ready to feed.
00:19:59.359 --> 00:20:01.519
It's time to sacrifice the bad doctrine throw up.
00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:03.599
It's like scientists baby clubs.
00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:05.039
And this is why we keep the people.
00:20:05.599 --> 00:20:07.039
Because there need to feed.
00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.440
Dude, we're gonna make this a real game because it's fun.
00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:10.079
Tip.
00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:11.039
Okay, here's it.
00:20:11.119 --> 00:20:12.000
We're breaking even.
00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:14.960
You drop a scientist, he falls, he's fine.
00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:16.640
Alright, so guess what?
00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:18.400
We found out, the shoot's clear.
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Boom.
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Let's all go over.
00:20:21.759 --> 00:20:26.559
If you had scored great, you would have been eaten at the bottom of that, found a different way to get you out, but no, that's great.
00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:27.200
That's great.
00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:31.599
Also, it should be the biggest piece of shit, Docker, so that like I'm okay.
00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:32.960
Like the crowd hates it.
00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:33.759
Oh yeah.
00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:34.960
Alright, hey.
00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:41.440
Okay, are we all going down the chute and trying to get to we're gonna call this base floor two.
00:20:41.680 --> 00:20:43.200
So, like, basement, base floor two.
00:20:43.359 --> 00:20:45.359
All the bodies are coming, none of us are splitting them.
00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:46.160
Alright, cool.
00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:47.119
You're the last.
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Second to last.
00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:59.200
Okay, um, when you land, two of the first people that were there, not the first guy I landed, but two of the first people that were there, um, they have been taken by someone who can't see really dark.
00:20:59.519 --> 00:21:02.799
There is no like thank god we sacrificed the doctors.
00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:07.119
I was about to say it's like, uh, it would have sucked if you went right after him because I was- Oh, it's gonna take it.
00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:09.200
So, hey, um, roll for investigation.
00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:10.880
Let's see what you can see in this room.
00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:13.920
I think I already got one.
00:21:14.960 --> 00:21:16.079
Room's empty.
00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:17.039
Good.
00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:21.920
I rolled what I rolled, so it's here.
00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:25.440
Yeah, so uh, I'm not gonna I don't trust that.
00:21:26.079 --> 00:21:26.960
That was that was visual.
00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:27.680
Try something else.
00:21:27.759 --> 00:21:29.839
Maybe listen or Yeah, let's listen.
00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:32.079
Let's listen to see if there'd be any E in this.
00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:33.119
Let's give you a different score.
00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:34.799
Come on, we gotta do 20.
00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:35.279
20.
00:21:35.519 --> 00:21:35.839
Okay.
00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:44.640
You can hear the sound of three different sets of four feet congregating around one of your scientists' friends as they tear the bark.
00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:52.160
And you can tell that it is a canine type uh danger, and um, they can smell, they can't see.
00:21:52.480 --> 00:21:54.000
You cannot see, you can hear.
00:21:54.319 --> 00:21:59.119
So we are in a situation where they have to roll above a 15 to find you.
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You have to Roll above 50.
00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:01.839
Yeah, I was both.
00:22:02.960 --> 00:22:04.000
And you're gonna roll.
00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:08.319
Listen, I think this is the better up than the tongue tape.
00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:11.039
Oh hell yeah, it's it's so I'm I'm gonna take my chances.
00:22:11.279 --> 00:22:12.400
You get to roll first, alright?
00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:14.720
You touching and hearing your way out of the room.
00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:15.920
Okay, and that's it.
00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:18.319
Um, all the people that are you're with are gonna die.
00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:19.920
Uh I'm just deciding that.
00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:24.559
Like uh they're gonna go in opposite directions, you're the only capable person, you're out of there, alright?
00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:28.480
But like, um if the dogs attack, they're gonna go for the scientists that are around you.
00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:33.359
And um, because you have a goal of escaping for them, they just they thought the you know landing was gonna be.
00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:33.839
Yeah.
00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:36.240
Alright, so hey, you're rolling for you first.
00:22:38.079 --> 00:22:38.720
17.
00:22:39.039 --> 00:22:40.799
Okay, looks like you found an exit.
00:22:40.880 --> 00:22:42.559
Uh roll for the dogs.
00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:44.960
Hey.
00:22:45.119 --> 00:22:45.279
Oh.
00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:49.839
Hey, it looks like they're eating the same size just like you know, you got some space?
00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:50.559
You're at the door.
00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:52.240
It's not like an investigation type thing.
00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:54.720
This is not a scientific door, it doesn't have any locks on or it.
00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:56.640
It is a regular office ass door.
00:22:56.960 --> 00:23:01.200
You can open it or close it, it has a lock that's on the back side of it, and you're on the back side of it.
00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:03.039
So you're the only person that can control it.
00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:04.319
What do you do?
00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:05.839
Investigate.
00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:08.160
Alright, you you tell you you can open this door.
00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:09.359
You can open this door.
00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:11.680
There's nothing on the other side of it except for light.
00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:14.720
So when you open it up, you're going to give away your position.
00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:19.359
Let's look for another door.
00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:20.480
Okay, um roll.
00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:22.880
I d this doesn't seem like a door that you would get out.
00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:23.920
That's a great option, too.
00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:25.440
Yeah, it's like a jump, yeah, yeah.
00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:27.920
17.
00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:32.000
You notice on the opposite side of the door.
00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:38.000
You're in a square room on the opposite side of the room, the opposite side of dogs are reviewing door patriot.
00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:39.279
There is a door.
00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:44.640
And that door seems to be uh hard to find because uh like you know you didn't have light coming through it.
00:23:44.720
--> 00:23:46.880
You found this door because there was light on the other side of it.
00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:49.039
Okay, let's go.
00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:59.519
You stumble over the dogs in the patriot, and uh now they're going to with advantage to the rest of uh your party.
00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:04.319
Let me roll the 100 to see uh I started with 60, I gotta go under 50 round.
00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:08.160
67, okay, nothing.
00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:08.960
You're okay.
00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:10.880
I threw a dog ball.
00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:15.759
I threw it, I threw one of the doctor's legs and just threw it.
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:16.640
Score high.
00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:20.240
See you get to that door, otherwise the dogs are gonna start killing dogs.
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:24.160
Oh everyone in the room is dead except for him.
00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:33.680
The three dogs have chosen your compatriots, and uh one of them decided to fend off and like protect the other one, so they're both dead.
00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:39.279
Because of this, they're confirming their kills and eating, which is a good thing for a dog, you know, like the opportunity.
00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:42.079
Also, it's very loud, so you can make any noise you want.
00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:43.680
My suggestion.
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:44.799
Fuck out of here.
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I've been trying to get the fuck out of here.
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Play it as it lies.
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17.
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You open the door and slam it before looking inside of it.
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It's completely dark inside.
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But you cannot hear anything, you cannot smell anything.
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It seems like a clean thing.
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Well, this was this is the only way out, so we gotta figure this out.
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Because you are also commando, you probably have some sort of illumination.
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So a flare or a flashlight if you would like to actually put that.
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This is what I'm thinking.
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We literally stick up against the side and we start feeling.
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We just start shimming on the side, kind of being as sneaky as possible.
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You avoid the media.
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Let's say that there's something in the middle of the room.
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There no zombies like chilling on the side of the wall.
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So we're just we're just kind of shimming back from it, being as quiet as possible, breathing down.
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We're we're we're trying to find something, like maybe another door, or maybe an exit.
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Because in this office setting, there's probably exit signs.
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Probably red.
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So let's see.
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Yeah, let's let's look and see if maybe there's like another hallway.
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There's something, yeah.
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Alright, roll.
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20.
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Okay.
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You find out this room is much smaller than you think, and you are quickly at the exit side through the door.
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When you push your head through, you don't even look through the like heel, you push your head through, you see a very long set of uh stairs and then an elevator.
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What do you do?
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I fucking love this game.
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Dude, it is so fun to give you options.
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I oh come on.
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And also, you gotta get out of here, man.
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You gotta make it to your wife can go.
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We gotta put the ear against the elevator.
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Okay.
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And see if we hear anything.
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If you put your ear into the elevator, you see that there's not a um the elevator is actually not at your level.
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If you uh call for it, it will maybe take uh you know a step for it to come down and meet you.
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You'll still be able to do the exact same thing, except for at the end of your roll, doors are gonna open up.
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That's okay if they open up in their zombies because the stairs are faster.
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Call the uh zombies.
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So we're calling the elevator?
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Yep.
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Don't have to roll for that.
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That's just a yes and no.
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When it's coming down, call to listen and then get away.
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That's the idea.
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Like you listen and listening as it's coming down.
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Yeah.
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19.
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It's empty! You get into the empty elevator.
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What are we gonna do?
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Are we gonna go to the surface or are we gonna try to uh get the fuck out of the elevator?
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Okay, roll to get to the surface.
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Four.
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33.
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Fuck, I'm sorry now.
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Okay, um.
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These were not in the movies, but now we have zombie monkeys.
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There has to be something that can keep up with you going upwards, and I'm not gonna give you another liquor.
00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:40.000
But um, but so you are fighting off these things.
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--> 00:27:44.559
All you have to do is make contact with them once, so you have to hit above an eight, under a fifteen.
00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:47.839
It's like you uh if you hit above that, you're completely obliterating them.
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:51.920
When you hit the ground, you're gonna have uh people to fight there too, alright?
00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:53.200
That's just the way you rolled.
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:53.599
Yeah.
00:27:53.839 --> 00:27:55.599
Roll to do combat against haters.
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We're calling them three little shit weasels that you know are trying to attack you.
00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:02.720
I I could not get more creative because we do not have more monsters yet.
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:04.640
15.
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:05.599
Alright.
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.440
One shit weasel down.
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:14.720
The other two are scared too, so like I'm not even gonna roll against you, no, like uh they can only attack if you fail.
00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:15.759
So, like, uh go ahead.
00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:19.119
If you want to, also, you can intimidate them all the way up.
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:21.039
Like, you just murdered one of them crazy.
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:25.119
So, like, they'll stick away, but they'll probably be like uh hit the surface.
00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:26.480
We got more bodies to sacrifice.
00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:29.119
When you hit the surface, we just think you do have enemies.
00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:32.640
You also do not want to bring up maybe multiple enemies with you and stuff.
00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:39.119
Like, I doubt they're gonna work together because especially the people working for umbrella are gonna be just as freaked out about what you've seen.
00:28:39.200 --> 00:28:40.000
No, that's what I'm saying.
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:40.880
We're bringing them with me.
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:41.200
Okay.
00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:46.960
I'm intimidating them, grabbing them by the fucking tails, and I'm like, I'm ready to throw them as soon as I get out that elevator.
00:28:47.119 --> 00:28:48.000
Okay, roll right now.
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:50.160
That's how many levels you are from the surface.
00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:51.599
Three.
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:53.200
Roll again.
00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:55.119
Alright, this is your success.
00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:57.599
18! Okay, okay.
00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:01.839
You make it to the surface, immediately they look in the elevator and they don't see anyone.
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:03.440
They're like, what happened to them?
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:11.200
Uh they look around, they see a pool of blood, and they say, look down, two shit weasels go and jump on the we call them the bad commandos, right?
00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:12.880
Now, uh, you have the opportunity.
00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:14.720
You can run away, but you have the right to.
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:18.799
However, you still have weapons, you still have uh like you know, close quarters therefore.
00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.240
If you wanted to, these people are distracted, and you can kind of pick them off.
00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:25.440
I'll give you advantage, meaning you roll twice, take the better roll.
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:28.640
Do I know like what they look like?
00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:29.680
Like what's going on?
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:32.240
You saw three figures when you elevator doors open.
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:32.480
Okay.
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:34.880
They are being engaged by two shit weasels.
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:38.319
So there's one that's free staring right at me?
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:44.000
One probably seeing their comrades being attacked, and the like, yeah, I have a feeling they're trying to look after their.
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:50.559
I honestly wanna hide in that elevator and wait for them, because they're not gonna be able to do that.
00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:54.400
Are you thinking like um at the top, like full legged like arm extension?
00:29:54.559 --> 00:29:56.799
So you're I'm because they're not gonna win that fight.
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:57.279
Okay.
00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:00.079
So I'm waiting for them, because they're not gonna know to shoot it at the end.
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:03.839
You wanna press the button that closes the doors of the elevator but doesn't move it?
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:05.200
Oh, yeah, let's do that.
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:06.319
That might be that might be better.
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:08.400
Roll to close that, and then let's see how the combat.
00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:10.000
Oh, fuck it, man.
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.519
You close the door, they kill everyone.
00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:13.200
Now it's the situation.
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:16.799
You gotta leave, and the shit weasels have killed your combatants.
00:30:16.960 --> 00:30:18.480
You have two people that are waiting for you.
00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:21.680
Also, um, they're intimidated by you because you killed their combatants.
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:22.880
I'm still intimidating them.
00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:25.200
So here's the- I come out with the blood all on me.
00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:34.000
What you're doing is you're rolling to open the door, get out without being attacked, and then also uh I will give you freedom the second you walk off the platform, alright?
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:34.240
Alright.
00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:36.079
It's the same as being on the helipad, alright?
00:30:36.160 --> 00:30:36.720
Like you're there.
00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:37.119
Alright.
00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:38.880
You just gotta roll.
00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:41.200
17.
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:42.640
Okay.
00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:46.480
The shit weasels look at you like, yeah, he's the guy that got Josh.
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.039
And I'm gonna warm the blood oil on him like this.
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:49.759
You leave.
00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:52.240
And then the helicopter comes in.
00:30:52.319 -->
00:30:53.839
I gotta do all this in sound design.
00:30:58.799 --> 00:31:02.000
And it's like, uh, they're on vacation.
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:03.359
Credits roll.
00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:09.359
That is our first campaign saving private Barnwell.
00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:10.799
Come on, was that not fun?
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:11.440
Come on.
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:13.599
I did I body him.
00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:15.680
Thank you for listening to Screen Generation.
00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:20.640
My name is Evan Hughes, I'm the host, and uh today we got to hang out with Shane Barnwell.
00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:26.720
He is uh a treasure, and if you'd like to hear more from him, please check out the Voices of Enchantment podcast.
00:31:27.039 --> 00:31:28.960
Wherever you're listening to this, listen to that.
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:37.359
And um uh I also would like to say that um next week we're going to be covering a guy rich movie in the same way that I kind of covered this.
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:39.279
I I did not talk about Paul W.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:39.440
S.
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:49.839
Anderson at all during this episode, uh, though I could have in the playground of the rich.
00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:52.960
Or it's people's tame if they find a good game.
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.640
Our job is to smile like idiots.
00:31:58.000 --> 00:31:59.279
It was his job.
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:00.960
My name is Stephanie, Dr.
00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:01.519
Fuck John.
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:02.799
Would you show my wife the gym?
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:03.440
Wait, yeah.
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:04.799
Your gym, mother.
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:06.880
It was her rule.
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.279
Peepy, water and towel.
00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:09.920
Understand?
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:11.200
That's what I've talked about.
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:14.319
It was about having it all.
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:16.960
Peepy, I think I'm going to keep that water.
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:22.400
Until it was all the way.
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.279
That's impossible, you idiot.
00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:31.920
Number one, don't foot me again.
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:36.079
Number two, you want food to left the what are you doing?
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:36.799
Sorry.
00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:38.640
Number three, you'll wait on me now.
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:39.279
I want to be.
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:02.640
That's enough.
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:21.920
So, um, next week we have a shot in the mist.
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:24.240
I don't know, I don't think I'll be able to make a game out of it.
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:27.279
My name is Evan Hughes, this is my show, and I really love doing it.
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:32.960
Reporting from Las Cruz is New Mexico, 40 minutes from Texas, which is allegedly blue.
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:41.920
Who's ready to vote?
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:44.960
Who's ready to change this state?
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:51.680
The day we vote moment in American history.
00:33:52.160 --> 00:34:03.200
Uh in 16 days, there is going to be an enormously important election, perhaps the most important election, midterm election, in American history.
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:29.840
Because what is at stake, and the reason that Musk and these other billionaires are pouring in ungodly amounts of money, the issue at stake is whether you are going to have a Congress that stands up to the most dangerous president in American history, or whether you continue to have a House and a Senate which acts as a rubber stamp for Donald Trump.
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:56.320
The issue of this campaign is whether or not we have a Congress that continues to give tax breaks to billionaires and works on behalf of their very wealthy campaign contributors, or whether we have a Congress that stands up for the working families of America.
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:15.599
So in the next sixteen days, I'm asking you to do everything that you can to bring out the vote.
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Let's win this election.