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At the Screen Guild Theater, a radio production is assembling
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with Barbara Stanwyck, Basil Rathbone, and director Michael Curtis, and
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Jack Benny wants in. Our visit with the Jack Benny
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program brings us to the Frontline Theater presentation, Ham for Sale,
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drawn from the March 27, 1944 Screen Guild Theater broadcast,
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episode number 189. It's the Frontline Theater. It's the Frontline Theater.
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Frontline Theater presents a riotous, hectic comedy, Ham for Sale,
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starring Barbara Stanwyck, Basil Rathbone, Michael Curtiz, and one of
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America's top funnymen, Jack Benny. As an additional treat, there's
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the intermission music of Russ Morgan and his orchestra.
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Welcome to Frontline Theater, men.
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This is your theater, and every performance is presented for you,
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the men and women of the United Nations. Our play,
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Ham for Sale, features four of Hollywood's outstanding personalities, Barbara Stanwyck,
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Basil Rathbone, Michael Curtiz, and Jack Benny. Strictly speaking, our
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play is not really a play at all, but rather
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Jack Benny's efforts to get into one. On hand to
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acquaint you with the details is one of filmdom's most
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lovable character actors, Mr. Gene Herschel. Now the house lights
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dim and the curtain rises. And here to give you
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the lowdown on ham for sale is Mr.
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Herschel. Thank you and good evening.
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For our guests on tonight's program, we have Barbara Stanwyck,
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Basil Rathbone, and your actor, Michael Curtis. Three of Filmdom's
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outstanding personalities who will offer.
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Just a minute, Gene. I thought Jack Benny was supposed
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to be one of the guests here tonight. Jack Benny?
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Yes.
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Well, he was.
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But he got a little temperamental, so we, uh... Well,
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so he's just not here tonight. But, Gene, Jack told
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me that.
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No, Truman. Let me explain the whole thing. When Jack
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found out that Michael Curtis was going.
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To direct Barbara Stanwyck and Basil Ratbone in a dramatic sketch,
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right away he wanted to muzzle in on it. So
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he called me up and tried to sell himself. I
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had a terrible time getting rid of him, and.
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This is exactly what happened.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello, this is Jack Benny speaking. I'd like to talk
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to Mr. Holt.
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Who?
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Mr.
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Holt.
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Mr. Hirsch Holt.
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Is he in?
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You must mean Gene Hirsch Holt. This is he speaking.
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Oh, Gene Hirsch Holt, yes. Didn't he explain to you
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that the play is all set and the cast is complete?
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Well, yes.
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I'll tell you what, I'll tell you. Let's make it
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some other night.
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Well, now, look, don't give me that some other time stuff,
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and you don't have to beat around the bush, either.
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Look, Mr.
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Herschel, if you don't want me to be on this show,
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just say so. And all I want is a simple answer.
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Yes or no?
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No.
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Now, wait a minute. Look, and I can tell from
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your attitude, Mr. Herschel, that this is a personal matter.
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I mean, what have you got against me?
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I haven't got anything against you, Jack, but you're a comedian.
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Frankly, I don't think you have enough dramatic ability to
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play the lead opposite Miss Stanwyck.
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What do you mean I can't be dramatic? Did you
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ever see me when I was worried? Why, I'm only 32,
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and I've got gray hair.
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You're only what?
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I've got gray hair, can't you hear? Now, look, who
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can I speak to besides you about this?
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Well, Jack, there's only one suggestion I can make.
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Get in touch with Mr. Michael Curtace. He is going
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to direct the play we are doing on this program.
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Michael Cortez, the director who won the Academy Award? Oh, boy.
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And if it's all right with Cortez, it's all
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right
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with me.
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Well, thanks, thanks. I'll call him right away. By the way,
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what's Mr. Cortez's telephone number?
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Uh, Ulrich 8900.
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Wait till I write that down.
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Ulrich 8... Hey, wait a minute. That's the number you
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call to get the right time. Now, look, Mr. Herschel. Hello? Hello?
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Operator, I was cut off.
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You weren't cut off, brother.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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Fine president for the Motion Picture Relief Fund. Got a
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good mind to run against him. Now, let's see. Where
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can I get Cortez's number? Well, here's the telephone book
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right here.
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Let's see.
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There's C, C, C, Cur, Curry.
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I hate curry.
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Why do they have to take chicken and spoil it
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with that stuff? Kurt, Kurt C., Kurt Tess. Oh, there
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it is. No, no, no, miss. I want to talk
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to Mr. Kurt Tess personally.
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Who's calling, please?
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Benny, Jack Benny.
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Yes, sir.
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Is it about insurance or something?
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No.
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No, it's about acting. Please get Mr. Kurt Tess on
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the phone.
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Yes, sir.
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Insurance, yes.
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Haven't sold a policy since Warner Brothers picked up my option.
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In the first place.
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Mr.
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Cortez. This is Jack.
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Jack who?
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Oh, pardon me, Benny.
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Jack Benny.
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Remember, we met once at a party at Marlene Dietrich's house.
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Uh, Marlene Dietrich?
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You know, the girl with the legs.
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All girls I know have legs.
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That's right, they do.
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Now look, Mr.
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Cortez.
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Oh, Jack Benny.
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Oh, oh.
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Are you the radio comedian?
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And violinist. Now here's... Now, here's the situation, Mr.
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Cortez.
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I just spoke to Gene Herschel, president of the Motion
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Picture Relief Fund, whom, incidentally, I'm running against next year.
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And Mr. Herschel said if it was okay with you,
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I could be on the program.
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Ah, but I'm not directing a comedy, Mr. Benny. It's
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going to be a very serious, dramatic play.
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Well, gee, I can do drama.
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I made a picture once called The Meanest Man.
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In the World.
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I didn't get one laugh in it. Now, uh, now
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what do you say?
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I'm glad I missed it.
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Look, I don't mean that.
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I'm talking about acting with Barbara Stanley.
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Now, Mr.
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Benny, I'm trying to explain it to the best of
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my ability. You are a comedian, and it's impossible to
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convince anyone that you are a lover.
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Well, I'm too much of a gentleman to mention names, but, um...
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But there are a couple of girls at the Florentine
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Gardens that'll give you an argument about that, brother.
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Now, just wait a moment, Jack.
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Basil Radburn is all set to play opposite Barbara Stanwyck.
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And there is nothing I can.
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Do about it.
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Basil Radburn? Well, why can't we make it a triangle?
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Why can't he be her husband and I her lover?
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Because I am a director and not a miracle man.
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Well, I'll take care of the miracles. It, uh, it
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can be worked out.
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Don't worry. All right.
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I tell you what, Jack. I'm very busy now. I
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suggest you call Miss Stanwyck. And if it's all right
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with her, it's okay with me. Thank you.
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I'll do that. Oh, what's Miss Stanwyck's telephone number?
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Oh, I think it's Crestview 67071.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye. Goodbye.
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Hello.
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Joe's Fish Market.
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What? Come on, buddy.
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I haven't got all day. Is Barbara there? Barracuda, 42
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cents a pound.
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Barracuda? Who is this anyway?
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This is Joe's fish market. Oh, I don't want any fish.
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I've got to.
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What's wrong with fish?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Boats going out every day, taking a chance with submarines,
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and you don't like the fish they bring back. Look,
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it isn't that. I just happen to call... It's guys
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like you that are eating up all the cows.
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In this country.
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I never ate a cow in my life. I got
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the wrong number. Goodbye.
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Hmm.
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Cortez gave me the wrong number purposely. Oh, well, I'll
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get Barbara in the phone book, and I won't take
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any chances this time. I'll trap her into letting me
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play the part.
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Now, let's see.
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I'll disguise my voice.
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Let's see.
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Stanwyck. S-S-T.
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Stan.
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Standish. Stank.
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I used to go with a girl named Stank. Alga Stank.
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Stanley.
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Stanton. There it is.
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Stanwyck. Hello.
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I'd like to speak to Miss.
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Stanwyck, please.
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This is Miss Stanwyck speaking.
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Oh, my name is Sizzbucket. Roscoe J.
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Sizzbucket.
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I'm with the Radio Gallup poll. Tell me, Miss Stanwyck,
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who do you listen to?
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On Sundays?
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Amy McPherson.
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I see. Well, Miss Sandwick, do you ever listen to
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Jack Benny? Oh, yes.
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I never miss him.
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He's wonderful. Well, that's nice to know. Tell me, Miss Sandwick,
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would you be interested in doing a play that is
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a love scene with Mr. Benny on the radio?
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On the radio, back porch, or Davenport? No.
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Hmm.
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But you just said he was wonderful.
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I don't mind listening to him, but I won't have
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him pawing me.
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Who said I was going to pour you?
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Just a minute. Who is this, anyway?
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It ain't Joe's Fish Market. Now, look, Barbara... Why, Jack Benny,
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you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, I was
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only kidding. Have you any objection to my playing the
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part of your husband in the sketch?
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But I understood Basil Rathbone was playing the part.
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Well, he's scheduled to, tentatively. But if you want me,
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all you've got to do is speak up. I said,
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all you've got to do is speak up. Barbara, are
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you there?
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Yes.
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Oh, oh.
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Well, I wish you'd... I wish you'd think this over, Barbara.
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But, Jack, this part doesn't fit you. It has to
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be someone with a lot of sex appeal.
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Well, I have sex appeal. Gee, I was thrown out
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of the palladium three times for dancing too close.
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Dancing too close. You were just tired and hanging on.
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Well, no wonder the way I jitterbug. Come on, what
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do you say, Barbara? How about me doing the play
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with you instead of Rathbone?
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Well, I really have nothing to do with it, Jack.
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Why don't you call up Gene Herschelt?
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I did call him, and it's up to you. Now, look, Barbara,
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I've got another idea. Why can't I.
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Will you please deposit five cents for an additional three minutes?
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Whoop.
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Three minutes already?
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Just a second.
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Would you mind dropping a nickel in, Barbara?
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I'm sorry, but I don't have a payphone in my house.
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Oh, that's right. What's the matter with me?
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Do I get that nickel or do I have to
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cut you off?
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Now, don't get excited. Here, I found one.
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There.
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No more three minutes and the man on the moon.
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It doesn't seem like we've been talking for three minutes, does.
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It, Barbara?
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You ought to be on this end.
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Oh, yes.
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Well, come to the point, Barbara. Look, here's what I
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was going to ask you. When do you start rehearsing
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the play?
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Tomorrow night at my house, but I don't think you
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ought to.
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At your house, eh? What time?
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Eight o'clock, but really, Jack, I don't think you ought.
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Eight o'clock.
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Well, thanks, Barbara. See you tomorrow night.
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I'll read the part, and Basil Rathbone will read the part,
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and may the best man win. That's fair enough, isn't it?
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I'll say it is.
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Swell. Well, goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, by the way, Barbara, shall I come for dinner?
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Hmm.
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Oh, well, some other time.
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And so ends Act One of our farce, Ham for Sale,
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starring Barbara Stanwyck, Basil Rathbone, Michael Curtiz, and Jack Benny.
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And now during intermission, here's Russ Morgan and his music
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makers to give you some of these days.
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THE END.
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Thank you, Russ Morgan. But now to act two of
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Ham for Sale with Jack Benny, Barbara Stanwyck, Basil Rathbone,
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and Michael Curtiz. As the curtain rises, we find that
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the unsuspecting Miss Stanwyck has invited Mr.
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Benny over to her home.
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Mr.
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Benny bursts into Miss Stanwyck's residence, and the butler takes
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it from there.
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Right this way, Mr.
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Benny.
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I'll show you into the drawing room. Thank you, thanks.
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Mr.
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Rathbone is here already.
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Oh, he is.
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One of those anxious guys, eh?
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Say, this is a lovely home.
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May I take your umbrella, Mr.
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Benny?
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Thank you.
Oh, yes, yes, I should have left it
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out in the hall. You know, it looked like rain
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when I started out.
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Well, well, Mr.
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Rathbone, I'm Jack Benny, the movie star.
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Now, how do you do?
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Now, how do you do?
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So the two.
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Rivals meet, eh?
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Rivals?
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Yes.
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Well, perhaps I should let Barbara tell you, but it
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looks like, well, I'm taking your place.
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You're taking my place?
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Well, it's this way.
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At rehearsal tonight, you and I are both going to
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read the part, and of course, the best man will win.
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The best man?
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Yes.
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Mr.
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Benny, when only two people are involved in a statement,
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the comparative is used. You don't say the best man
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will win, you say the better man will win. Oh. Now,
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if three or more people are involved, then the word
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best is the correct adjective. I see. So before we
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compete for the part in this play, Mr. Benny, perhaps
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it would be as well if you first.
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Learned how to speak English.
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Well, for your information, Mr.
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Rathbone, I went to Waukegan High School four years, and
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I excelled in English. In fact, I got 99 every
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single term.
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Now, ain't that interesting?
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Now, cut that out!
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And getting back to the Screen Guild show, the way
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the script is written now, you play the part of
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Miss Stanwyck's husband, is that correct?
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That is correct and final.
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Well, that remains to be seen.
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Hmm. I've heard of sore losers in my life, but
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this guy takes the cake, you know.
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Step right in here, Mr.
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Cortez. Miss Stammer will be with you shortly. Oh, thank you.
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Oh, hello, Basil.
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Hello.
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Michael, boy, how are you?
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Fine, fine.
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Oh, hello, Mr.
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Cortez.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I just thought I'd drop around to see if
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I could.
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Now, listen, Mike. I don't know what this is all about,
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but I demand an explanation.
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Look, Mr. Rathbone.
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Explanation?
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That's what I want.
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Look, Mr.
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Cortez.
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I was under the impression that I was to appear
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opposite Miss Stammer.
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Look, Mr.
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Rathbone... Of course you were.
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Look, Mr.
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Cortez....
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Then what is this all about?
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Look, Mr.
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Richard.
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Now, look.
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Now, Mr.
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Benny, when I spoke to you on the telephone, I
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thought I made perfectly clear that I.
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Good evening, everybody.
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Well, here's Barbara. Hello, Barbara. How are you?
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Well, here we are.
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Just set the coffee down here, Richard.
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Yes, madame.
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Do me a task, Mr. Curtis.
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No, thank you.
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Coffee, Basil?
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Yes, please.
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I'll have some, too.
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Here you are, Jack.
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Uh, thanks. Oh, Barbara, this is the better coffee I
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ever tasted. Mr.
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Benny, the word is best.
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There are only two of us drinking it.
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Now, make up your mind.
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Well, we're all here, so let's get started with the rehearsal.
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Just one moment.
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Oh, Mike, let's get this settled for Mr. Benny's benefit,
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shall we? Is he or is he not replacing me
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in the play?
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Certainly not. That's ridiculous.
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Of course it's ridiculous.
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It's absurd.
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--> 00:17:42.539
You stay out of this.
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Please.
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Please stop.
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Stop all this bickering.
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Now, Jack, if you would like to watch the rehearsal,
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just take a chair over there and be quiet.
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Yes, sir. Oh, Barbara. Is it all right if I
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have some of these walnuts here? Go right ahead.
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Help yourself, Jack.
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Thanks.
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Mmm, big ones. Jumbos. Mmm.
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Mmm. Now, Barbara, you too, Basil.
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If you both turn to the page 12 on this script.
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We'll proceed.
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Boy, these nuts are good.
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Mmm. You are good.
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Now, Barbara, you are a wealthy society girl who is
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married to a New York stockbroker.
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That's who you are, Basil. But he's not in love
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with you.
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Barbara, as the French say, it's a marriage of convenience.
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That was a tough one. Mr.
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Benny! Will you stop eating the nuts? Barbara said I could.
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Anyway, Mr.
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Cortez, I don't want to sit around here like a
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bump on a log. If I can't have the lead
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in the play, isn't there something I can do?
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All right.
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If it makes you happy, you can play the part
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of a butler.
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A butler?
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Okay.
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All right, here's your script.
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Thanks.
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Now remember, Barbara, you are the wife.
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Basil, you are the husband who doesn't understand her. And Jack?
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I'm the butler whom Barbara really loves.
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You are the butler, that's all.
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Okay, okay. Heavens to Betsy.
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All right, Barbara.
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Now you start the saying. Remember your husband is two
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hours late for dinner and you are a nervous wreck.
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I understand. Go ahead. Call for your butler.
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Yes.
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Oh, Smedley. Smedley.
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Yes, madame.
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Smedley yet.
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What is it, madame?
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Are you sure my husband hasn't phoned?
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No, madame.
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That's strange.
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He said he'd be back at... What time is it, Smedley?
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It's half past eight. Shall I serve dinner, madame?
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Oh, no, no, Smedley.
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I'm much too upset to eat.
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I think I'll go to a movie. What's playing in
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the village?
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George Washington slept here. starring Jack Benny.
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That is not in the script.
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Read the line that I've written, please.
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Well, it doesn't hurt to give my picture a plug.
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It doesn't change the plot any, does it? For heaven's sake.
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Read it on the way it's written.
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All right, all.
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Right.
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Between Herschel and you, I don't understand anything. All right,
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now give me, uh, give me that again, will you, Barbara? Okay.
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No, Smedley, I'm much too upset to eat. I think
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I'll go to a movie. What's playing in the village?
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Casablanca. How's that?
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Puss Buster.
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And George Washington slept here. It's a double feature. Yeah.
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Jack, please.
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All right, I'll start over again. Shall I serve dinner, madame?
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No, Smedley, I'm much too upset to eat.
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I think I'll go to a movie.
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Is one of my pictures playing in the village?
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There can't be three features on one bill. Shut up!
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All right, all right.
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Now, Barbara, at this point, the husband entered the room.
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Not really, Mike. Oh, Mr.
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Cortez, let me ask you something. When Basil comes in,
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or Basil... By the way, how do you pronounce that?
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Basil or Basil?
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Basil.
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Mr.
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Rathbone.
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Oh, well, when Mr.
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Rathbone comes in.
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Just read the line, Jack. I handle the rest. All
right,
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all right.
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Ready? Ready, Buzzle? Make your answers, please.
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Right.
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Oh, good evening, darling.
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So sorry I'm late.
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Oh, Ronald, you're always late and you're always sorry. It's
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been like this for months. What has come between us?
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If I only knew, maybe we.
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Could work things out.
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No, it's nothing, my dear.
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It's just that I've been so busy lately at the office.
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Let's forget it.
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Dinner is served. Oh, pardon me.
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I came in too soon.
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Oh, I can't understand it, Ronald.
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We must come to some understanding.
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This can't go on forever.
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Gwen, let's be adult about the whole thing, shall we?
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Every night it's the same argument, this constant nagging, nagging, nagging.
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I tell you, I've been working at the office.
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But I phoned your office and they said you left
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at two this afternoon.
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Well, I had business at the bank. Besides, I forgot
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where I parked my car.
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Fine Sherlock Holmes can't even find his car.
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Jack, stop interrupting.
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Oh, it's no use, Ronald. I know you're lying. Look
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at you. Everything you say, everything you do gives you away.
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Now, Ben, please.
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What's that on your collar? Is it lipstick?
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It ain't ketchup.
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Jack, please!
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Well, I don't want to stand around here like a dope.
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You've got the right line now.
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Faith.
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Oh, yes.
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Beg pardon, madame.
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Dinner is served.
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Jack, don't use such a thick accent.
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Well, now I've heard everything.
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Talk yet?
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Dinner is served. Ah, dinner.
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Come along, Gwen.
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We're not having dinner, Ronald. Not until we reach a
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definite understanding.
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But I'm hungry.
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Oh, Ronald, I can't go through another day of this uncertainty.
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I must know. Do you love me or not?
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Of course I love you.
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You're lying, Ronald.
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Lying. Very well, then I'm lying.
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Gee. You might as well know the truth, Gwen. I've
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never loved you. Never. I must be nuts. And if
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you weren't so.
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If you weren't so stupid, you'd have known it a
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long time ago.
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Ronald, Ronald, what are you saying?
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Hey, wait. I married you for your money, that's all.
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Everybody else knows it. And if you weren't such a silly,
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blind little fool, you'd have realized it yourself.
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Well, stop, Ronald, stop.
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Well, now that you know how things stand between us,
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the sooner you divorce me, the happier I'll be.
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No, no, I will never divorce you, Ronald. I couldn't
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live without you.
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I couldn't, I couldn't. Tears, tears, woman's tears. Oh, stop
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the dramatic.
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Ronald.
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I'm moving to my club.
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Medley, pack my clothes.
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I wouldn't touch your dirty....
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You rat!
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Jerk!
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Jerk!
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Stick to your lines.
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You are the book.
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I don't care.
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Continue, Bezos. Well, goodbye, Gwen.
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I'm going to my club. Our attorneys can get together tomorrow.
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Don't go, Ronald.
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Please don't go.
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Oh, stop hanging on to me.
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But I won't give you up.
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I won't.
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I won't.
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Stop it, I say.
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Stop it.
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Let go of me.
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No, no.
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Then take that.
577
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That's the last straw. Stay off your coat, rat bone.
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Jack, this is only a play.
579
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Play nothing. Put up those dukes, Basil.
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Jack, if you don't behave yourself, you can't be.
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In the play.
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The heck with the play.
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If you think I'm going to stand by and see
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this cab strike the woman I love.
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The woman you love?
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Yes, Barbara. You might as well know it now.
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I've been crazy about you for years. Jack, please. I
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don't care who knows it. I don't care if the
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whole world knows it. I love you, Barbara, as I've
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never loved before. I know you will never feel the
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same way about me, so I'll walk out of your
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life forever. But before I go, kiss me. Goodbye, my love. Wow.
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Now I know why they call him the Waukegan Wolf.
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And so down comes the curtain on Ham for Sale,
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the riotous radio farce starring Jack Benny, Gene Herschel, Barbara Stanwyck,
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Basil Rathbone, and Michael Curtiz. Next week, Frontline Theater will
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again present another play. And each week thereafter, we'll offer
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your favorite stars all the great names of stage, screen,
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and radio in the dramas, musicals, mysteries, comedies, and romances
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you want to hear. If you have any special play
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you want enacted, just drop a line to Frontline Theater,
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The Jack Benny program has concluded with Ham for Sale.
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