Полная расшифровка выпуска Double Dragon

understand why everybody thinks that the guy is the villain. 04:03.446 --> 04:05.567 [SPEAKER_04]: Is that that movie with the girl being the villain, champ? 04:06.487 --> 04:13.709 [SPEAKER_05]: I just think if you want to make a girl, her sex slave against her will so that she's in an eternal hell, you should be allowed to. 04:16.309 --> 04:19.110 [SPEAKER_05]: And not feel like a bad guy for it. 04:19.943 --> 04:22.504 [SPEAKER_01]: This is vintage Gina, I believe. 04:22.524 --> 04:25.545 [SPEAKER_01]: This is what we know of what we've come to expect. 04:25.625 --> 04:28.306 [SPEAKER_05]: No, I better chance I better chance watch the video. 04:28.326 --> 04:30.567 [SPEAKER_05]: He could correctly guess it. 04:30.687 --> 04:34.949 [SPEAKER_05]: There is one very easy towel about what it is. 04:35.209 --> 04:38.010 [SPEAKER_05]: And I think I'll have to watch it again. 04:38.030 --> 04:40.971 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I think Chan would pick up on it immediately. 04:42.932 --> 04:46.113 [SPEAKER_01]: You don't make me watch Tara's content, huh? 04:46.193 --> 04:47.393 [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's like 30 seconds. 04:47.433 --> 04:49.034 [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a 30 second video. 04:50.759 --> 04:53.801 [SPEAKER_01]: 30 seconds of my life that I could put towards much better. 04:54.101 --> 04:57.123 [SPEAKER_01]: I could be building Lego space shuttles for crying out loud. 04:57.143 --> 04:57.724 [SPEAKER_01]: Let's be real. 04:57.744 --> 05:05.629 [SPEAKER_05]: That's 30 seconds of your life that you would be using to tell your kid that he's doing something he shouldn't be doing for the 20th time that day. 05:05.649 --> 05:10.632 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, no, you're you're not wrong. 05:11.772 --> 05:16.436 [SPEAKER_04]: I kept waiting for GI Joe Sigma six to show up on that list and it just didn't so I had a heart attack. 05:16.456 --> 05:17.557 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not guilty about it. 05:17.717 --> 05:18.918 [SPEAKER_05]: Also not guilty about it. 05:19.338 --> 05:21.079 [SPEAKER_05]: It takes a lot to make me feel guilty. 05:22.700 --> 05:23.021 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. 05:23.101 --> 05:29.385 [SPEAKER_04]: If somebody walked in on me watching a tunnel rat eating bugs scene, I would feel like I needed to apologize and explain. 05:30.006 --> 05:32.928 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but you're like a big white dufist. 05:32.968 --> 05:37.191 [SPEAKER_05]: If I did it, someone would be like, god, that's so hot that this chick is watching GI Joe. 05:39.980 --> 05:43.002 [SPEAKER_01]: So hot that this chick is watching so many bugs. 05:43.602 --> 05:44.303 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 05:44.823 --> 05:46.044 [SPEAKER_04]: Isn't guys on to weird stuff? 05:47.584 --> 05:48.705 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're not wrong. 05:49.045 --> 05:54.028 [SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of being into weird stuff, we watched Double Dragon as promised. 05:55.249 --> 05:57.010 [SPEAKER_04]: Video games that Ray picks. 05:57.784 --> 06:01.806 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, we need to make sure that everybody

knows that this was Ray's choice. 06:01.986 --> 06:03.407 [SPEAKER_04]: One of mine, and I'm proud of it. 06:03.808 --> 06:10.411 [SPEAKER_01]: Right out the gate, I was like, oh God, this is going to be one of the worst cartoons we've ever watched, isn't it? 06:10.491 --> 06:12.513 [SPEAKER_05]: And then I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't. 06:13.512 --> 06:17.836 [SPEAKER_01]: I, I was not, I was not weird. 06:17.856 --> 06:23.101 [SPEAKER_04]: That was a crazy twist that happened in this that I absolutely did not see coming. 06:23.361 --> 06:31.848 [SPEAKER_05]: Listen, if you were a little kid and you did not play double dragon, that would have been like a crazy twist. 06:32.409 --> 06:36.232 [SPEAKER_04]: I would argue if you did play double dragon, it's still a crazy twist. 06:36.432 --> 06:39.095 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's not part of the double dragon game. 06:40.690 --> 06:57.815 [SPEAKER_05]: It's not like as an adult it shouldn't be a crazy twist because very clearly the dad comes in at the beginning and he's like my twin sons and the bad guys took my twins on and there's like only one other man in this entire cartoon. 06:58.395 --> 07:06.877 [SPEAKER_01]: Luke and Leah situation where like there's only one other female character in this entire franchise so obviously she's a sister. 07:07.458 --> 07:11.729 [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm saying, if you were a little kid, you would be like, what? 07:11.809 --> 07:12.691 [SPEAKER_05]: No, I made it! 07:12.751 --> 07:15.658 [SPEAKER_05]: They didn't try to hide it a little bit by saying, 07:17.510 --> 07:41.842 [SPEAKER_05]: uh oh they like kept him captive like they kept me captive and tortured me and it's like okay yeah that probably that does seem like something that bad guys would do bad guys are either going to imprison you and torture you or try and turn you to their cause so we won't get there when we get there I had some issues with that scene it turns out you didn't understand that was very confusing 07:43.428 --> 07:43.808 [SPEAKER_04]: You know what? 07:43.828 --> 07:44.789 [SPEAKER_04]: Can I tell you right now? 07:45.049 --> 07:56.277 [SPEAKER_04]: I had, uh, uh, I went out for a lovely dinner last weekend, uh, as we record this with, uh, with, with Delvin Cox and Lord Snurtz to friends of the show. 07:57.117 --> 08:02.001 [SPEAKER_04]: And we went to the Square Enix Cafe in downtown Los Angeles, which was lovely. 08:02.661 --> 08:05.522 [SPEAKER_04]: and delightful, and there is one point during dinner. 08:05.582 --> 08:11.323 [SPEAKER_04]: I was sitting between Delvin Cox on my right and Lord Snurtz on my left, and there's one point during dinner. 08:11.803 --> 08:15.924 [SPEAKER_04]: When Lord Snurtz got turns because Ray, can I ask you one question? 08:16.844 --> 08:17.725 [SPEAKER_04]: I go, yeah, man, what's up? 08:18.545 --> 08:23.966 [SPEAKER_04]: And he says, I'm knowing it's half the podcast. 08:24.806 --> 08:27.507 [SPEAKER_04]: When you don't understand things that are happening, 08:28.490 --> 08:31.311 [SPEAKER_04]: Is that a bit or is that real? 08:31.371 --> 08:33.653 [SPEAKER_04]: Because legitimately, I don't know. 08:34.153 --> 08:40.736 [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to our world, Lord's nurse, every God damn episode. 08:40.796 --> 08:46.599 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, is this a bit or is Ray just functionally illiterate? 08:48.580 --> 08:50.881 [SPEAKER_04]: What I would say is always keep him guessing. 08:54.423 --> 08:55.223 [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I would say. 08:57.107 --> 09:01.932 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, if you were that witty and thought of it in the moment, but rather you waited three days. 09:02.373 --> 09:05.316 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I, you know what, I am going to craft this story. 09:05.676 --> 09:10.762 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to insert the cool, the witty bone mole that I should have said at the time. 09:10.802 --> 09:18.330 [SPEAKER_04]: And it said, I said, It's like you were there in the room, and that's crazy. 09:20.528 --> 09:25.894 [SPEAKER_04]: Look, out first off, this is one of the worst theme songs I've ever heard in any cartoon that we've ever had. 09:26.274 --> 09:37.165 [SPEAKER_04]: One of which was 50% Adantic, and boring, and like, on the nose to an end-degree, I would like to hear a little bit of it out there. 09:37.185 --> 09:42.451 [SPEAKER_05]: I just posted about this on my social media because they rhyme to insane words to rhyme. 09:45.943 --> 09:47.504 [SPEAKER_04]: I was not impressed with the wordsmithing. 09:47.524 --> 09:48.285 [SPEAKER_04]: I'll be honest with you. 09:48.545 --> 09:52.308 [SPEAKER_05]: A lot of people in my comments saying that they loved this theme song, so you guys are wrong. 09:52.508 --> 09:53.889 [SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy. 09:53.969 --> 09:54.209 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's... 10:23.683 --> 10:27.384 [SPEAKER_03]: Never intentionally harm another, do not battle if you kind of avoid it. 10:27.684 --> 10:28.684 [SPEAKER_03]: You silly. 10:56.620 --> 10:57.900 [SPEAKER_05]: You tell me that does it flap? 10:59.021 --> 10:59.921 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 11:00.961 --> 11:06.002 [SPEAKER_01]: I had to play the entire thing first off because the instrumentation is just so bad. 11:06.442 --> 11:19.445 [SPEAKER_01]: Like this, this terrible sense, the borderline racist oriental music and I would not even get into the lyrics yet, which are atrocious. 11:25.705 --> 11:29.948 [SPEAKER_04]: Gina, they rhyme dragon with dragon like four out of five lines in a row. 11:31.830 --> 11:33.191 [SPEAKER_05]: That's every song. 11:33.271 --> 11:35.892 [SPEAKER_05]: Every song's making up stupid rhymes and rhymes. 11:35.953 --> 11:40.316 [SPEAKER_04]: I started to wonder what's wrong with your followers who are really into this theme song. 11:40.516 --> 11:41.997 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I did it again. 11:42.017 --> 11:46.841 [SPEAKER_05]: They're wrong with, uh, with, uh, you know, fond kid eyes. 11:48.542 --> 11:48.742 [SPEAKER_01]: Look. 11:49.800 --> 11:54.982 [SPEAKER_01]: like

that they pulled out of a child and carry around any jar with them. 11:55.522 --> 11:58.924 [SPEAKER_01]: Only if, oh, would enjoy this. 11:59.724 --> 12:07.447 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're like, don't get into any fights, you know, unless you have to. 12:07.847 --> 12:11.709 [SPEAKER_01]: And then the main lyric is fight for right, fight for might. 12:12.569 --> 12:15.631 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, we're just gonna like, I might make right, might make right. 12:17.331 --> 12:18.392 [SPEAKER_01]: Right for might fight. 12:19.322 --> 12:29.565 [SPEAKER_04]: I got double dragon free when I got my Sega Master System back in like 1986 or 87 whenever the heck that came out the game is good. 12:30.366 --> 12:31.006 [SPEAKER_04]: The game is good. 12:31.246 --> 12:36.227 [SPEAKER_04]: I think double dragon, I got it again with my Sega Master System here in the year 26. 12:36.388 --> 12:39.168 [SPEAKER_04]: I've played it recently, it does slap. 12:39.549 --> 12:46.711 [SPEAKER_04]: That being said, two things that do not happen in double dragon is, do not cause harm to another. 12:47.511 --> 12:50.713 [SPEAKER_04]: and don't fight unless you absolutely have to. 12:50.973 --> 12:53.414 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's a good show mandate. 12:53.794 --> 12:54.174 [SPEAKER_05]: Blame. 12:54.354 --> 12:54.755 [SPEAKER_05]: Blame. 12:55.015 --> 13:03.239 [SPEAKER_05]: Blame parents like yourselves because that's a kids show mandate that you can't show reproducible like damage and shit like that. 13:03.259 --> 13:10.983 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I show my kid chainsaw man so do not put me of those parents. 13:11.843 --> 13:13.984 [SPEAKER_01]: It was a horrible mistake, but I did it. 13:16.308 --> 13:20.171 [SPEAKER_01]: I think we're going to be talking about this article that I found. 13:20.952 --> 13:31.482 [SPEAKER_01]: There was a, somebody, a website tells the collection actually didn't interview with a creator, creator, developer, whatever, Phil Harnage. 13:32.323 --> 13:47.307 [SPEAKER_01]: who is honestly attached to some of the worst cartoons and apparently is responsible for some of the worst things in cartoons. 13:47.347 --> 13:49.367 [SPEAKER_01]: He started writing in 84. 13:49.768 --> 13:50.688 [SPEAKER_01]: His most recent was 2019. 13:50.748 --> 13:51.068 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude works. 14:02.051 --> 14:05.588 [SPEAKER_01]: Some of this stuff is deeply unpalatable. 14:05.849 --> 14:06.411 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say that. 14:08.052 --> 14:32.181 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's this was a little rough to get through just because I am such I am fond of the very basic video game this came from this is a very this is the classic beat them up video game I'm sure other ones came before this, but this is the one that really just made a beat them up side scroller work this is why we had X men this is why we had Ninja Turtles in the Simpsons 14:32.541 --> 14:38.123 [SPEAKER_04]: It was all because we originally had double dragon and I guess they were others, but this was the one. 14:38.664 --> 14:42.465 [SPEAKER_04]: And so for a game that's literally just mindless violence. 14:42.545 --> 14:54.010 [SPEAKER_04]: It is about you using basic weapons like sticks and knives and chains and barrels and just roll it in your way through a city of thugs to eventually save your girlfriend from like the main guy. 14:54.030 --> 14:57.272 [SPEAKER_04]: And then the big twist at the end of the game if you're playing two players, 14:58.072 --> 15:11.396 [SPEAKER_04]: is apparently she was a shared girlfriend because if you get all the way to the end, you have to fight each other to see who the girl goes off with and you become the new lord of the underworld or something, it's an outrageous ending to this game. 15:11.816 --> 15:16.717 [SPEAKER_04]: That being said, this show is about it. 15:16.777 --> 15:20.978 [SPEAKER_04]: It's like they saw a picture of the cover and said, we got it from here. 15:22.019 --> 15:23.619 [SPEAKER_04]: There is no respect to the property. 15:24.423 --> 15:44.283 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here's the thing that is essentially how it went fill like talks about how he did a lot of these video game adaptations and because he's not a gamer, he doesn't play games like another guy in the office played games, he would just watch him and go like, oh, Kupas, that 15:48.387 --> 15:50.772 [SPEAKER_01]: bullet bill, you know, like, he made a fun thing. 15:51.294 --> 15:59.030 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so he's just looking and picking things up and in his defense, he was working for DEEK. 16:00.117 --> 16:06.662 [SPEAKER_01]: And the mandate for Dique was not make the best show possible. 16:07.042 --> 16:09.224 [SPEAKER_01]: The mandate was make show. 16:09.624 --> 16:15.008 [SPEAKER_01]: We have a property make a show out of it and this is a show. 16:15.088 --> 16:16.569 [SPEAKER_05]: This is a show, y'all. 16:16.589 --> 16:20.972 [SPEAKER_01]: This is technically a television show on television. 16:21.872 --> 16:23.173 [SPEAKER_01]: And there are moving pictures. 16:25.415 --> 16:26.155 [SPEAKER_01]: I just feel good. 16:27.536 --> 16:27.977 [SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead, Gina. 16:27.997 --> 16:28.217 [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry. 16:29.052 --> 16:43.037 [SPEAKER_05]: I think two twins, one gets to go to a kind-leald Asian man skilled in martial arts and he'll get kidnapped away, uh, my, my boy. 16:43.197 --> 16:45.118 [SPEAKER_04]: Is it his name like old master? 16:45.358 --> 16:48.019 [SPEAKER_01]: His name is oldest dragon. 16:48.119 --> 16:49.740 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, this is a dragon. 16:49.880 --> 16:54.542 [SPEAKER_01]: His oldest dragon, come on, that's a name. 16:54.882 --> 16:55.962 [SPEAKER_05]: What about drunken master? 16:55.982 --> 16:57.963 [SPEAKER_05]: You would love someone named drunken master. 17:00.178 --> 17:07.022 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I had issues with hard master, but basically Ray wore me down. 17:07.102 --> 17:10.004 [SPEAKER_01]: I had to hear that name so many times when whatever finds. 17:10.044 --> 17:11.585

[SPEAKER_01]: I think guys go to hard master. 17:12.026 --> 17:12.806 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm a master. 17:12.846 --> 17:17.429 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like a valour master and like plush master. 17:17.449 --> 17:19.670 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just glad you didn't ask that. 17:19.691 --> 17:21.692 [SPEAKER_04]: I spend a lot of time with flacid master. 17:22.532 --> 17:47.446 [SPEAKER_01]: old master not even old master just like fucking what how long has he had that name did he just have to wait for everybody else to die off or were they like man you were such a crotchety old bitch even though you're like 26 years old you're oldest master look at uh cheeses so there was a character in fall out of his face you're issue with it drunken master didn't 17:50.952 --> 17:59.578 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, if there were an old fool, like a style of martial arts where you fight like an old man, then yeah, sure, call them oldest master. 18:00.419 --> 18:05.142 [SPEAKER_04]: Jen, Jen, in Fallout New Vegas, there was a character you meet named Old Lady Gibson. 18:05.743 --> 18:09.506 [SPEAKER_04]: And there's a moment where you say to her, you say, why are you named Old Lady Gibson? 18:10.046 --> 18:15.330 [SPEAKER_04]: And she says, well, because originally I was called Gibson, and I've been here a while. 18:16.891 --> 18:17.452 [SPEAKER_05]: I love it. 18:18.252 --> 18:18.612 [SPEAKER_01]: That's how. 18:21.235 --> 18:23.637 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, the fact that like, you know what? 18:23.877 --> 18:26.438 [SPEAKER_01]: How about we give a nation character a name, like a real name? 18:26.678 --> 18:27.539 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, maybe they're Fred. 18:27.779 --> 18:30.760 [SPEAKER_04]: And you know what kind of names they were giving Asian characters back then. 18:30.780 --> 18:31.921 [SPEAKER_04]: Are you sure that's what you want? 18:32.461 --> 18:39.205 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess this is the baby step to we get to actually having human beings portrayed on screen with Asian features. 18:39.745 --> 18:41.886 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, maybe that's a bit of a big ask. 18:42.627 --> 18:47.630 [SPEAKER_01]: I will say that the whole thing about not doing violence or whatever. 18:48.390 --> 19:06.080 [SPEAKER_01]: that obviously one of many things that fill and crew were told you got to do this because we're trying to sell this thing and you know when basically you're just handed a list of rules and make a thing it's real hard to make something good. 19:08.602 --> 19:10.903 [SPEAKER_01]: I would argue that maybe at no point 19:12.170 --> 19:24.880 [SPEAKER_01]: Was he ever tried to make something good because in the interview he says that like basically moved L.A. to become a writer and wasn't wasn't getting anywhere and his girlfriend was like, well, I'm sure I have for cartoons. 19:25.561 --> 19:27.402 [SPEAKER_01]: So you just like pay your goddamn rant. 19:28.383 --> 19:29.043 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like, okay. 19:29.424 --> 19:32.186 [SPEAKER_01]: So this is a guy paying rent. 19:32.866 --> 19:33.547 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's you. 19:34.007 --> 19:35.568 [SPEAKER_04]: Have you considered writing for cartoons? 19:36.529 --> 19:37.590 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. 19:41.336 --> 20:02.107 [SPEAKER_05]: uh... you could be back still be like hey let's do this let's do this thing for money and now people are like hey do you want to write a shitty vertical for twelve cents here you go i mean that's basically what alftails is which fills involved in or new kids on the block 20:03.688 --> 20:05.170 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we've done new kids on the block. 20:05.190 --> 20:14.278 [SPEAKER_01]: He was involved in the Dick G. I. Joe so that's always I think put on your resume 20:14.835 --> 20:16.015 [SPEAKER_04]: This is a thing that exists. 20:16.295 --> 20:24.797 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like there's a he's got a big list of shows that he worked on and I'm seeing some here that I have not even heard of before we're on the list. 20:25.137 --> 20:27.898 [SPEAKER_01]: That's let's go back to the boat into him. 20:28.658 --> 20:30.359 [SPEAKER_01]: Horse land is a show. 20:30.379 --> 20:34.500 [SPEAKER_05]: That looks like something that would you run by Taylor Sheridan. 20:34.520 --> 20:39.581 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the process to photo. 20:40.121 --> 20:41.261 [SPEAKER_01]: It's the proto. 20:41.321 --> 20:43.062 [SPEAKER_01]: What a yellowstone. 20:43.202 --> 20:43.542 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 20:44.375 --> 20:52.578 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a show, it's not based on, again, it's not based on a previous IP. 20:53.059 --> 20:58.361 [SPEAKER_01]: It is based on a website that sells horses and horse-related products. 20:58.881 --> 21:00.041 [SPEAKER_05]: Wow, delightful. 21:02.382 --> 21:03.903 [SPEAKER_01]: You got damn right, we're going to be doing that. 21:04.424 --> 21:07.466 [SPEAKER_04]: If you do it, uh, look, this is one of my amazing things. 21:07.506 --> 21:10.508 [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I listen to this terrible theme song for double dragon. 21:11.029 --> 21:15.231 [SPEAKER_04]: And the opening scene is literally a bus scene. 21:15.271 --> 21:16.332 [SPEAKER_05]: It's eight, thirty six. 21:16.392 --> 21:17.233 [SPEAKER_01]: I hope it's seen. 21:18.193 --> 21:19.474 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, but here's let me get here. 21:19.835 --> 21:22.416 [SPEAKER_01]: We've got so many things to discuss about. 21:22.456 --> 21:23.137 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't worry. 21:23.157 --> 21:27.660 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'd like to, um, I wrote nothing down. 21:27.740 --> 21:28.561 [SPEAKER_04]: It's a perfect. 21:30.047 --> 21:32.855 [SPEAKER_04]: Gina, let me get to the opening scene for God's sakes. 21:33.658 --> 21:34.621 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, get to the corner. 21:34.641 --> 21:35.563 [SPEAKER_04]: The opening scene. 21:37.809 --> 21:59.114 [SPEAKER_04]: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh 22:03.215 --> 22:06.058 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like you see him taking it from someone. 22:06.078 --> 22:08.060 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's no really. 22:08.220 --> 22:10.383 [SPEAKER_05]: Baby, you don't know who we took it from. 22:10.403 --> 22:12.345 [SPEAKER_05]: It could have been a dumb mother. 22:12.825 --> 22:14.848 [SPEAKER_05]: It were two seconds in and this is the dumbest take. 22:15.700 --> 22:22.685 [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe that I am forced to agree with Gina for a brief moment because I don't be back. 22:23.105 --> 22:25.667 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought that we were on the same page as the seeing as garbage. 22:25.968 --> 22:31.892 [SPEAKER_01]: And then you're like, yes, but this completely unrelated fucking nonsense is the reason why it's bad. 22:31.952 --> 22:34.434 [SPEAKER_04]: No, there are so many reasons why this is bad. 22:34.694 --> 22:35.795 [SPEAKER_04]: You don't need to make shit up. 22:36.635 --> 22:37.556 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not making anything up. 22:37.636 --> 22:38.957 [SPEAKER_04]: He steals a baby. 22:39.057 --> 22:40.358 [SPEAKER_04]: We don't know what's happening. 22:40.418 --> 22:57.448 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he does say this was actually my kid And I was getting it back, but it's a weird foot to start on with a kid napping without having an explanation right away Literally, I do not know if Ray is Fucking with us or not. 22:57.608 --> 22:58.208 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 22:58.228 --> 23:00.310 [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's weird way to start a show. 23:00.670 --> 23:02.011 [SPEAKER_05]: No, he's just this clueless. 23:02.031 --> 23:02.371 [SPEAKER_05]: I think 23:05.765 --> 23:07.606 [SPEAKER_04]: Then they go on to his name is Billy. 23:07.986 --> 23:09.026 [SPEAKER_04]: The sun's name is Billy. 23:09.046 --> 23:14.027 [SPEAKER_04]: He grows up And he's told the rules aren't never heard another and my next note is what are you talking about? 23:14.508 --> 23:16.088 [SPEAKER_04]: And then he says don't hurt anybody else. 23:16.268 --> 23:21.329 [SPEAKER_04]: Also take this sword Like what else do you do with the sword? 23:21.629 --> 23:23.130 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, there's plenty of things you can do with the sword. 23:23.170 --> 23:24.030 [SPEAKER_01]: You can make your bobs. 23:24.430 --> 23:29.211 [SPEAKER_05]: You could Chanachika bobs are in this episode. 23:29.392 --> 23:30.592 [SPEAKER_05]: Chop tiny sticks of wood 23:32.087 --> 23:34.348 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean ideally you'd want to use an axe for that. 23:35.189 --> 23:37.190 [SPEAKER_01]: A sword is too thin, obviously. 23:37.810 --> 23:39.311 [SPEAKER_05]: That's why I said it's not great. 23:39.891 --> 23:43.152 [SPEAKER_01]: There was, although he, he does in fact chop wood. 23:43.252 --> 23:45.473 [SPEAKER_01]: So I mean, I guess I'm the idiot here. 23:46.034 --> 23:46.894 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, boy. 23:46.914 --> 23:50.055 [SPEAKER_01]: He has also told that he could make a good sushi chef. 23:50.135 --> 23:51.516 [SPEAKER_01]: So I guess it's true. 23:51.776 --> 23:54.397 [SPEAKER_01]: That's your, you could open bottles of champagne. 23:54.477 --> 23:55.558 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't fucking know man. 23:55.618 --> 23:57.119 [SPEAKER_01]: He could be a Somalia somewhere. 23:57.139 --> 23:57.619 [SPEAKER_04]: That's fair. 23:58.023 --> 24:05.289 [SPEAKER_04]: Look, did anybody else, when we meet our two minor villains, did anybody else get massive wild bill from G.I.J. 24:05.349 --> 24:06.350 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's awesome. 24:06.390 --> 24:07.130 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, obviously. 24:07.711 --> 24:08.011 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 24:08.672 --> 24:10.313 [SPEAKER_04]: I just wanted to double check that. 24:10.793 --> 24:12.114 [SPEAKER_05]: You want to double check? 24:12.675 --> 24:14.256 [SPEAKER_05]: I want to double track and check that, yes. 24:14.476 --> 24:15.077 [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing. 24:16.097 --> 24:18.559 [SPEAKER_01]: Double drag came after D.G.I.J.O. 24:18.680 --> 24:21.522 [SPEAKER_04]: So those were the way in the Ruby Mirror at that point. 24:22.242 --> 24:24.844 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, was a bill not in the D.C. 24:27.457 --> 24:28.598 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay. 24:28.738 --> 24:32.480 [SPEAKER_01]: Also, that is one of the characters from the game. 24:32.620 --> 24:35.561 [SPEAKER_01]: So, I don't remember that guy at all. 24:36.522 --> 24:43.105 [SPEAKER_05]: You just not dare inventing these characters themselves. 24:43.185 --> 24:47.367 [SPEAKER_01]: Starting from episode two, all of the characters, all of the bad guys are brand new. 24:47.427 --> 24:50.789 [SPEAKER_01]: But for the first episode there from the game. 24:51.747 --> 24:52.228 [SPEAKER_04]: That's fair enough. 24:52.248 --> 24:53.832 [SPEAKER_04]: So they've just, I just wrote them down. 24:53.893 --> 24:55.878 [SPEAKER_04]: It's Wild Bill and Blue Hulk. 24:56.038 --> 24:56.660 [SPEAKER_04]: Those are the two. 24:56.680 --> 24:57.843 [SPEAKER_04]: That's how I knew them. 24:57.923 --> 25:00.028 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure they had other names, but I just didn't care. 25:01.648 --> 25:25.003 [SPEAKER_04]: Also this is where there's like a whole scene where they get like attacked and then this lady cop who's up there are no pedestrians anywhere in this series There's a lady cop who shows up and and it was real weird because this dojo that billies from Seems to be directly in the center of this city like all roads lead to the dojo in the center of town 25:25.924 --> 25:36.766 [SPEAKER_04]: And then after this opening scene, the Lady Cop, he says, hi, my name's Billy, and she's like, Hi,

Billy, I'm a, I wrote a Marion. 25:36.826 --> 25:38.327 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Marion the Lady Cop. 25:38.927 --> 25:42.127 [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just in my mind, like you really don't know who these people are. 25:42.267 --> 25:50.249 [SPEAKER_04]: It seems as if they're entire everything revolves around this goddamn dojo and shadow forces. 25:50.369 --> 25:50.869 [SPEAKER_04]: She's new. 25:50.889 --> 25:51.729 [SPEAKER_04]: She's new on the beat. 25:53.210 --> 25:53.950 [SPEAKER_04]: That's your problem 25:55.440 --> 25:57.149 [SPEAKER_04]: Have the cops not know who he is. 25:57.209 --> 25:58.756 [SPEAKER_04]: That was a little bit weird to me. 25:59.523 --> 26:09.325 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's just a dude in a, I mean, it's not a strip mall dojo, but I mean, it's just a guy. 26:09.345 --> 26:16.806 [SPEAKER_04]: It basically replaced central park in the middle of New York and you're telling me that people just aren't aware of what's going on there. 26:16.846 --> 26:25.108 [SPEAKER_05]: Like he is the one that you think, you think that the way New York works is that everyone in the neighborhood knows everyone, is that what you're saying? 26:26.280 --> 26:28.902 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, my understanding is that New York is a giant melting pot. 26:28.943 --> 26:30.824 [SPEAKER_04]: So yes, here's the thing. 26:31.185 --> 26:38.351 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, this is deep, which means that it's not so much that this dojo's at the center of everything and everybody, you know, goes there. 26:38.771 --> 26:42.935 [SPEAKER_01]: It's that they can't afford to animate anything else in the city. 26:43.476 --> 26:49.081 [SPEAKER_01]: And all of the people have to be facing in one direction, uh, because it would cost too much to flip the cell around. 26:49.161 --> 26:49.501 [SPEAKER_01]: So, 26:50.442 --> 26:51.082 [SPEAKER_01]: They're all looking. 26:51.823 --> 26:57.166 [SPEAKER_01]: I have initially early early on the writing got to me. 27:04.144 --> 27:06.786 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, they're in a helicopter. 27:06.806 --> 27:22.297 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the fact that this guy is telling him to keep his voice down as if they're stealthily sneaking through the city, bears no relation to anything or anyone, what the shit. 27:23.698 --> 27:28.422 [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't even understand he said, but I heard the words of Bulba in there from Star Wars. 27:29.535 --> 27:40.789 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, Bill's just going nuts so and dudes telling to be quiet because he might disturb somebody who's not ordered to disturb by the giant fucking helicopter flying 20 feet over their head. 27:41.317 --> 27:45.259 [SPEAKER_04]: How about Marion meeting the Dragon Master for the first time? 27:45.899 --> 27:47.380 [SPEAKER_04]: Literally, it's no idea who he is. 27:47.400 --> 27:54.344 [SPEAKER_04]: And then shows up at the beginning of the very next scene and says, hey, I talked to the guys at the station, and we've decided to deputize you. 27:54.784 --> 27:58.206 [SPEAKER_04]: You now have all the authority of law enforcement, man, I just met. 27:58.566 --> 28:01.328 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, also like he has a sword. 28:01.468 --> 28:04.449 [SPEAKER_05]: You're not just allowed to walk around with a sword, by the way. 28:04.510 --> 28:06.411 [SPEAKER_05]: I learned that on several hallways. 28:07.191 --> 28:08.672 [SPEAKER_05]: Got it. 28:11.308 --> 28:15.589 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, you're not allowed to walk around the sword, and I don't love that they make him a cop. 28:16.789 --> 28:18.209 [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know what he's like. 28:18.329 --> 28:20.950 [SPEAKER_04]: Eight, eight cab means Billy the Dragon Master, too. 28:21.310 --> 28:22.170 [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I agree. 28:22.190 --> 28:28.451 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't love, I would have loved it if he was like, if he had like laughed at her and he was like, bitch, I don't want to be it. 28:28.471 --> 28:30.112 [SPEAKER_05]: Like, that's not a reward. 28:30.132 --> 28:32.912 [SPEAKER_04]: And he said that on this show would have been the great. 28:32.932 --> 28:34.333 [SPEAKER_04]: That would have changed everything for me. 28:34.753 --> 28:36.173 [SPEAKER_01]: Let me write it that's what I would have written. 28:36.946 --> 28:42.227 [SPEAKER_01]: It is the 90s, and so this makes total sense. 28:43.067 --> 28:57.231 [SPEAKER_01]: And again, speaking to the writer creator, whatever, this feels like unexamined bias beyond just that it's the friggin' 90s, and we have super predators out there. 28:57.271 --> 29:04.252 [SPEAKER_01]: Like our big liberal deity at the time was like, yeah, but black people, they can be pretty scary. 29:07.534 --> 29:09.775 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, it's, it's not a great time. 29:09.936 --> 29:11.457 [SPEAKER_01]: Cupaganda is rife. 29:12.318 --> 29:17.022 [SPEAKER_01]: And, um, uh, then this happens. 29:21.852 --> 29:51.038 [SPEAKER_01]: that tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini tini 29:52.713 --> 29:53.113 [SPEAKER_02]: It's not. 29:55.655 --> 29:58.136 [SPEAKER_02]: The Ijola return after these messages. 30:10.818 --> 30:16.539 [SPEAKER_02]: The GI Joe Super Trooper, there's only one way to get him sent for Super Trooper certificates in a $1 handling charge. 30:16.819 --> 30:21.320 [SPEAKER_02]: See the tales on specially marked packages for yours, Super Trooper, the ultimate warrior. 30:21.340 --> 30:22.500 [SPEAKER_02]: Now, back to GI Joe. 30:36.783 --> 30:43.729 [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, they blow up the Lady Copcar and the Shadow Dragon Master is there. 30:43.789

--> 30:49.153 [SPEAKER_04]: So the villain's Blue Hulk and Wild Bill go back to the Shadow Master, who's just pissed it up. 30:49.413 --> 31:01.924 [SPEAKER_04]: I kind of liked the Shadow Master at this moment, because he's like you're incompetent, I asked you to do something simple, like obviously like, why don't you know what your problem is, you're so stupid, they're like, yeah, but the Dragon Master showed up for basically the first time. 31:02.204 --> 31:05.206 [SPEAKER_04]: And the shadow master's like, well, why didn't you say so? 31:05.706 --> 31:09.029 [SPEAKER_04]: If the dragon masters, there of course you got your asses kicked. 31:09.669 --> 31:15.053 [SPEAKER_04]: And I very much just appreciated his tone switch once he got all the facts. 31:15.113 --> 31:18.696 [SPEAKER_04]: That is good leadership. 31:18.736 --> 31:20.237 [SPEAKER_05]: He's able to admit when he's wrong. 31:20.911 --> 31:21.572 [SPEAKER_04]: I think so. 31:21.792 --> 31:28.817 [SPEAKER_04]: I think that the mark of a truly great leader is somebody who can be given new information and then act upon it. 31:28.937 --> 31:34.842 [SPEAKER_04]: Somebody who can say something, be proven wrong and instead of looking for vengeance says, you know what? 31:35.062 --> 31:35.462 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 31:35.722 --> 31:38.945 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's change what we're doing based on this new information. 31:39.826 --> 31:41.887 [SPEAKER_04]: We don't see a lot of that in the year 2026. 31:42.087 --> 31:44.109 [SPEAKER_04]: It was refreshing to see it in my 31:46.171 --> 32:01.867 [SPEAKER_01]: The point Ray, if this dojo is the center of the entire city, and Shadow Dude is the head of all crime in the city, you think he would have known that there was a dragon master just hanging out there in the cell 18 years. 32:04.257 --> 32:07.720 [SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm convinced that these are like what like the elves in Lord of the Rings. 32:07.780 --> 32:11.282 [SPEAKER_04]: They just sort of just like went underground for a certain period of time. 32:11.302 --> 32:14.164 [SPEAKER_04]: And then when they reemerged, people were like, oh, shit. 32:14.184 --> 32:15.425 [SPEAKER_04]: The elves are back out again. 32:15.445 --> 32:18.527 [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's how it is with the dragon masters. 32:18.607 --> 32:23.191 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I get the impression that like the dragon masters aren't, you know, they're not super active these days. 32:24.372 --> 32:28.855 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but also like their dojo takes in what is it like at risk children? 32:30.253 --> 32:34.317 [SPEAKER_05]: That's what Aldo Joe's deal in the 1990s. 32:34.977 --> 32:41.083 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, I have one more from this one's for the kids. 32:41.664 --> 32:43.345 [SPEAKER_03]: Never intentionally harm another. 32:43.946 --> 32:44.466 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah! 32:45.507 --> 32:45.708 [SPEAKER_01]: What? 32:46.585 --> 32:51.029 [SPEAKER_01]: What is this kid, through this in our scene, there's like exposition. 32:51.449 --> 32:52.430 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 32:52.910 --> 32:54.151 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what that was like, you know what that is? 32:54.171 --> 32:55.712 [SPEAKER_05]: Pop-bottom, it's probably was. 32:55.732 --> 33:03.378 [SPEAKER_05]: That was probably like, they tested it on audiences and like the exact sort of like, man, kids really think this is lame. 33:04.019 --> 33:07.802 [SPEAKER_05]: Like all the kids that we've been testing this honor are like, oh God, this message is so lame. 33:07.882 --> 33:09.823 [SPEAKER_05]: How can we make the message not lame? 33:10.123 --> 33:15.348 [SPEAKER_05]: And their fix was, let's have a kid character say, yeah, so that the kids know it's okay to think it's cool. 33:16.528 --> 33:17.449 [SPEAKER_04]: I have an alternate take. 33:17.550 --> 33:19.932 [SPEAKER_04]: I think that that child grew up to be Gandhi. 33:21.634 --> 33:22.475 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay. 33:22.856 --> 33:25.119 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's just a big fan of non-violence 33:26.665 --> 33:28.366 [SPEAKER_04]: You also was in the 90s as a kid. 33:28.846 --> 33:31.087 [SPEAKER_04]: Also, so the bad guys real quick, Chan. 33:31.107 --> 33:44.853 [SPEAKER_04]: The bad guys I'm gonna keep this moving really quick before but the bad guys robbed the US mint and Back pull out bags of money and There's a line from about nine fifty five a sound poll. 33:44.873 --> 33:48.275 [SPEAKER_04]: I would love to get because It was just weird. 33:48.315 --> 33:52.897 [SPEAKER_04]: It's a weird thing for a wild bill to say and it's a this whole caper is 33:59.769 --> 34:03.895 [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna go down at history as the first stop raised to hit the U.S. Mint. 34:04.576 --> 34:05.357 [SPEAKER_03]: A bobo. 34:05.417 --> 34:06.558 [SPEAKER_03]: This is so good. 34:06.719 --> 34:07.760 [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna tape it. 34:08.040 --> 34:12.006 [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I'll even send it to America's most criminal home videos. 34:15.830 --> 34:16.931 [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's hilarious. 34:17.371 --> 34:21.013 [SPEAKER_04]: Do not fill me your crimes and then send them to TV shows. 34:21.573 --> 34:22.933 [SPEAKER_04]: That is how you get busted. 34:23.314 --> 34:27.356 [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's literally what influencers do you Ray have you not seen influencers? 34:27.476 --> 34:29.196 [SPEAKER_05]: And what happens to them, Gina? 34:29.397 --> 34:31.758 [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, not enough in my fucking opinion. 34:32.298 --> 34:37.240 [SPEAKER_01]: They make millions of dollars and are lauded by the children. 34:37.781 --> 34:39.922 [SPEAKER_05]: And then they post bail and it makes no difference. 34:41.977 --> 34:47.840 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, this, this was the only point where I feel like we approached some kind of wit. 34:49.140 --> 34:50.321 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, like, oh, look, there's it. 34:50.441 --> 34:52.282 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's not America's funny. 34:52.302 --> 34:55.283 [SPEAKER_01]: It's some own videos as America's most criminal home videos. 34:55.303

--> 34:58.625 [SPEAKER_04]: This guy has a character trait. 34:59.145 --> 34:59.506 [SPEAKER_04]: Great. 35:00.006 --> 35:00.606 [SPEAKER_04]: That's one. 35:01.406 --> 35:01.947 [SPEAKER_04]: That's one. 35:02.047 --> 35:05.108 [SPEAKER_04]: Look, you tell Johnny Somali that this is a good idea. 35:05.168 --> 35:06.269 [SPEAKER_04]: That's all I'm trying to say. 35:06.910 --> 35:12.034 [SPEAKER_01]: I do not know who that is and I don't don't find out who that is I'm sad. 35:12.094 --> 35:31.230 [SPEAKER_04]: I know who that is Anyway, the villains get busted anyway Yeah, and and our dragon master is just like oh, you're gonna go like do like you're gonna go stop the crimes and he goes no I must train street children Which was just 35:32.305 --> 35:33.866 [SPEAKER_04]: That's a weird, what do you call it? 35:33.946 --> 35:38.048 [SPEAKER_04]: A hero's journey, you know, denial of the, of the excursion. 35:38.669 --> 35:43.211 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if they had framed it as like, yeah, no, I don't do cop shit. 35:44.352 --> 35:44.972 [SPEAKER_01]: What do we say? 35:45.452 --> 35:49.094 [SPEAKER_01]: You people cause more violence than you, you fix. 35:49.575 --> 35:52.096 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna be there. 35:52.576 --> 35:54.297 [SPEAKER_01]: That'd be awesome, but yeah, they don't. 35:56.879 --> 35:58.800 [SPEAKER_04]: They do, and this is when the brother shows up. 35:58.840 --> 36:00.361 [SPEAKER_04]: The long lost brother, 36:01.600 --> 36:19.822 [SPEAKER_04]: uh... who has a name I'm sure i don't know it's jimmy jimmy true good you know asian name jimmy i mean he was a he's white uh... they're they're both white honestly 36:22.183 --> 36:23.444 [SPEAKER_01]: He has blonde hair. 36:24.505 --> 36:24.925 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he does. 36:24.945 --> 36:33.212 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm clear if it's bleached or these twins are one's Asian and one's Caucasian. 36:33.773 --> 36:37.876 [SPEAKER_05]: But that woman has a lot of explaining to do. 36:37.916 --> 36:41.179 [SPEAKER_01]: If you ask me, you mean the patrol person? 36:42.019 --> 36:45.662 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm talking about the mom who births the mom. 36:46.403 --> 36:49.806 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, is this an offshoot of my two dads? 36:52.339 --> 36:56.440 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you mean, like, a mama Mia situation where, like, it could be any of three dads. 36:56.480 --> 36:57.861 [SPEAKER_01]: It could be still in Scar's guard. 36:57.881 --> 37:02.222 [SPEAKER_01]: It could be Pierce Brosnan, we could have a whole thing. 37:03.002 --> 37:05.243 [SPEAKER_04]: For all we know, it's more of a Dudley boy's situation. 37:06.263 --> 37:06.623 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. 37:06.703 --> 37:07.264 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 37:07.804 --> 37:09.804 [SPEAKER_01]: Could be a fun sign guy, Dudley. 37:10.705 --> 37:12.985 [SPEAKER_04]: Not on film in the pilot, thankfully. 37:13.886 --> 37:16.627 [SPEAKER_01]: According to the Wikipedia, the, 37:19.204 --> 37:25.166 [SPEAKER_01]: the bad shadow master is the half brother of Billy and Jimmy's mother. 37:25.766 --> 37:30.368 [SPEAKER_04]: So wait, the half brother of Billy and Jimmy's mother. 37:31.088 --> 37:31.408 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 37:31.428 --> 37:38.350 [SPEAKER_05]: So there's a game in the game, in the game, shadow master is not Jimmy is what you're saying. 37:39.031 --> 37:40.571 [SPEAKER_04]: No, the two characters names are hammer 37:46.495 --> 37:47.335 [SPEAKER_04]: There's no relation. 37:48.095 --> 37:49.856 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even remember they're being a shadow master. 37:49.876 --> 37:50.556 [SPEAKER_04]: They're might've been. 37:52.796 --> 37:55.037 [SPEAKER_05]: But in this Billy was shadow master. 37:55.097 --> 37:56.317 [SPEAKER_05]: Jimmy was shadow master. 37:56.337 --> 37:58.178 [SPEAKER_01]: He was shadow boss. 37:59.278 --> 38:01.358 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's he's like he's like the under boss. 38:02.779 --> 38:02.979 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh. 38:03.679 --> 38:07.240 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and he's like until shadow master's only in the animated series. 38:07.280 --> 38:08.340 [SPEAKER_04]: He's not in the game. 38:09.381 --> 38:10.941 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which was, which is fine. 38:11.622 --> 38:18.003 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, go ahead and pick up up because the game is literally just punch kick the end. 38:18.723 --> 38:19.603 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 38:19.763 --> 38:24.945 [SPEAKER_01]: As as enjoyable as it is and as influential as it is, like there's no story there. 38:25.045 --> 38:30.906 [SPEAKER_01]: So go ahead and make all the story you want, make all the characters you want, just make it make God damn sense. 38:32.146 --> 38:33.006 [SPEAKER_04]: Nah, we good. 38:36.344 --> 38:51.277 [SPEAKER_04]: And with before any suspicion could be arrived in Jimmy's story, as he says, I barely escaped with my life, finally I had my first moment that I could escape, as he's just built like a brick shit house, and has no bruises or scars on him whatsoever. 38:51.677 --> 39:01.366 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just saying the story immediately raises an eyebrow, thankfully a spider robot, attacks the dojo, and I thought to myself, that dojo is sort of a sitting duck. 39:01.746 --> 39:04.128 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm confused why it isn't attacked more often. 39:04.448 --> 39:06.129 [SPEAKER_04]: It seems pretty easy to attack. 39:06.469 --> 39:14.334 [SPEAKER_04]: And then the automated defenses start up and they clamp the whole thing down and start shooting lasers back at the Robo Scorpion. 39:14.634 --> 39:21.318 [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just sitting here being like, they're doing a lot of damage to all the property and streets around them. 39:21.819 --> 39:26.862 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, the damage, like the street on fire. 39:26.982 --> 39:27.882 [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm like, no, we're close. 39:30.900 --> 39:36.543 [SPEAKER_01]: Also, yeah, the fact that they have metal shutters that roll down and lasers. 39:37.083 --> 39:39.084 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is not a dojo. 39:39.164 --> 39:40.524 [SPEAKER_01]: That is a

terror drone. 39:41.805 --> 39:42.665 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it very much is. 39:42.705 --> 39:50.689 [SPEAKER_04]: And my question is, what is David Dinkens mayor of New York City in the early 90s doing to repair the streets around the dojo? 39:51.129 --> 39:52.209 [SPEAKER_04]: Did you look that up, right? 39:52.790 --> 39:53.610 [SPEAKER_04]: I had to just now. 39:53.650 --> 39:54.050 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 39:54.070 --> 39:54.710 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 39:55.371 --> 39:57.992 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, at least at least I got it right. 40:00.152 --> 40:02.435 [SPEAKER_04]: I could've said, Mom, Donnie, but what could does that do me? 40:02.916 --> 40:06.080 [SPEAKER_01]: You could've said, at caught and said, a go-in for the black guy, first off. 40:06.701 --> 40:09.946 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, do you fair David Dinkens was the mayor from 90 to 93? 40:10.466 --> 40:15.013 [SPEAKER_05]: I'll say you gave yourself the way as someone who did not watch a lot of in-living color. 40:17.003 --> 40:18.484 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I watched a ton of in-living color. 40:18.504 --> 40:18.784 [SPEAKER_05]: Why? 40:18.804 --> 40:21.606 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, they used to do, they used to do dink and sketches a lot. 40:22.146 --> 40:22.867 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember that. 40:23.407 --> 40:23.788 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wow. 40:23.908 --> 40:26.069 [SPEAKER_04]: I probably being in Detroit and being in middle school. 40:26.109 --> 40:28.371 [SPEAKER_04]: I probably really wasn't aware of David Tink's voice. 40:28.731 --> 40:28.951 [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm. 40:29.511 --> 40:29.952 [SPEAKER_04]: That's fair. 40:30.592 --> 40:32.293 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'll be real about it. 40:32.994 --> 40:34.695 [SPEAKER_04]: That was not where my attention was going. 40:36.376 --> 40:38.638 [SPEAKER_04]: But fire, Marshal Bill, hilarious. 40:39.158 --> 40:39.898 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 40:39.918 --> 40:41.319 [SPEAKER_04]: 85% of in-living color now. 40:41.960 --> 40:44.021 [SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 40:44.081 --> 40:46.203 [SPEAKER_05]: The way in front, the way in front there's going to pass. 40:47.041 --> 40:48.262 [SPEAKER_05]: Because he's going to be six. 40:49.602 --> 40:52.944 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, if you saw scary movie six, you would think that they did. 40:55.105 --> 40:57.346 [SPEAKER_04]: Because of the scary movie franchise. 40:58.086 --> 40:59.066 [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, why? 40:59.487 --> 41:01.728 [SPEAKER_05]: Because they were like, raise super religious. 41:01.808 --> 41:04.029 [SPEAKER_05]: And they're trying to push the envelope. 41:06.150 --> 41:11.352 [SPEAKER_05]: And if you're not going to go after white comedians the same way you go after them, then you can't go after them. 41:12.893 --> 41:13.373 [SPEAKER_04]: Fair enough. 41:15.547 --> 41:17.449 [SPEAKER_04]: Do you think we don't go after white comedians? 41:18.410 --> 41:19.411 [SPEAKER_05]: I know, you don't, right? 41:21.033 --> 41:24.516 [SPEAKER_04]: I have an entire five minutes about Dame Cook being a hack. 41:24.596 --> 41:25.697 [SPEAKER_04]: What do we mean right now? 41:26.918 --> 41:28.480 [SPEAKER_01]: Please, thank you, Justin Count. 41:28.920 --> 41:29.901 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was just kidding. 41:29.981 --> 41:31.543 [SPEAKER_04]: I have a Joe Rogan of the Left. 41:35.247 --> 41:35.767 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god. 41:35.888 --> 41:36.108 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 41:36.628 --> 41:42.592 [SPEAKER_04]: So my next question is, did they accidentally invent Cobra Kai? 41:42.732 --> 41:44.993 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really sure where that came from, but I wrote that down. 41:46.114 --> 41:50.877 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's because they were going to, they were going to open their own karate studio and then win tournaments. 41:50.937 --> 41:55.280 [SPEAKER_04]: That was their whole plan after being attacked by a giant robot spider. 41:56.710 --> 42:01.792 [SPEAKER_01]: to be fair that the kid was the one that was more into it than anybody else. 42:01.872 --> 42:08.654 [SPEAKER_04]: So this is what's insane about this show is one we also established that the twin brothers have a tow max and zamot powers. 42:08.974 --> 42:14.056 [SPEAKER_04]: If you punch one the other one feels it, which was, you know, you could also call it there. 42:14.076 --> 42:15.856 [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, can brothers syndrome. 42:16.696 --> 42:18.137 [SPEAKER_01]: Also the bruise, 42:19.637 --> 42:21.698 [SPEAKER_05]: Like, yes, the brain. 42:22.438 --> 42:26.359 [SPEAKER_05]: Also, like, every bruise in this is like, oh, that's a urine stain. 42:26.419 --> 42:33.961 [SPEAKER_05]: That's not a bruise, that's someone to, someone to go cray on that they weren't supposed to take and drew peepy on his arm. 42:34.501 --> 42:36.261 [SPEAKER_05]: Or like, I was like, what? 42:36.341 --> 42:40.362 [SPEAKER_05]: This is the animator to clearly never see a bruise in their life. 42:41.443 --> 42:42.043 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a, it's a, 42:43.717 --> 42:49.720 [SPEAKER_01]: It's a rub on tattoo and if you turn the arm a little bit further, you'll see that it says mom on it. 42:52.002 --> 42:53.923 [SPEAKER_04]: It was it was it was atrocious. 42:54.043 --> 42:57.545 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it was just it looked like somebody he'd spilled like blue milk on himself. 42:57.585 --> 42:59.206 [SPEAKER_04]: Like it was not it was not good. 43:00.667 --> 43:01.287 [SPEAKER_04]: So here's it. 43:01.627 --> 43:04.709 [SPEAKER_04]: So now we immediately cut to them competing in a tournament. 43:05.861 --> 43:11.264 [SPEAKER_04]: how much time has gone by that we've we've we've established our dojo. 43:11.624 --> 43:16.707 [SPEAKER_04]: We've gotten eligible for a tournament and finally arrived at tournament day. 43:17.007 --> 43:21.209 [SPEAKER_04]: If I believe the world of double dragon, the answer is 12 hours later. 43:21.669 --> 43:22.990 [SPEAKER_04]: This is outrageous. 43:23.530 --> 43:26.392 [SPEAKER_05]: His tracks is what kids think life is like. 43:27.782 --> 43:50.467 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, the kid already has

a key that's specific to the dragon dojo, so yeah, again, it's unclear if this is a long period of time or they're like, well, I just happen to have a bunch of child size keys laying around, but they're an actual school, right? 43:50.567 --> 43:52.888 [SPEAKER_05]: So they like, this isn't that insane. 43:52.928 --> 43:53.528 [SPEAKER_05]: They're a school. 43:54.390 --> 43:55.750 [SPEAKER_01]: They're a dojo. 43:56.031 --> 43:57.911 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but like a dojo that teaches. 43:58.812 --> 44:00.892 [SPEAKER_01]: The kids seem so excited to be taught. 44:01.092 --> 44:03.573 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like they weren't doing that. 44:03.953 --> 44:13.537 [SPEAKER_01]: They were only taught oldest Chinese guy and baby Chinese guy who grows up to be your last name. 44:14.257 --> 44:16.158 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Chinese guy question mark. 44:17.018 --> 44:19.159 [SPEAKER_04]: Chinese guy question marks this last name. 44:19.855 --> 44:31.790 [SPEAKER_04]: So okay, we're at the tournament, we're doing Cobra Kai tournament stuff and all of a sudden Marion gets an urgent call of danger and Jimmy says I'll go with you outside to your urgent call. 44:33.155 --> 44:34.476 [SPEAKER_04]: You weren't deputized. 44:34.956 --> 44:37.338 [SPEAKER_04]: Why do you just go on the police report? 44:37.658 --> 44:38.439 [SPEAKER_04]: What is happening? 44:38.479 --> 44:45.564 [SPEAKER_05]: This is something a polite man would do for a lady Ray who wasn't looking to creep or anything. 44:45.904 --> 44:46.725 [SPEAKER_04]: No, but here's the deal. 44:46.765 --> 44:48.346 [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't she originally say no. 44:48.466 --> 44:50.007 [SPEAKER_04]: And then he pushes it anyway. 44:50.027 --> 44:52.609 [SPEAKER_04]: I found out years ago that that's a no-no. 44:53.610 --> 44:54.911 [SPEAKER_05]: No, she does not say no. 44:55.351 --> 44:56.672 [SPEAKER_05]: He goes with her immediately. 44:58.133 --> 44:58.333 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 45:00.398 --> 45:07.063 [SPEAKER_01]: The weird thing to me was just when she gets the call, this is how she answers it. 45:10.126 --> 45:10.967 [SPEAKER_00]: You're in Martin here. 45:11.927 --> 45:13.909 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, isn't she an officer? 45:14.509 --> 45:20.074 [SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't she have a rank or a title or something, even just like, Inspector or something? 45:20.134 --> 45:21.896 [SPEAKER_01]: She just answers Marion Martin. 45:23.457 --> 45:24.698 [SPEAKER_05]: You don't like that women have names. 45:25.118 --> 45:26.640 [SPEAKER_05]: You just want them to have numbers, I say. 45:27.960 --> 45:36.430 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, do you, when you get on, when you get on here, like, we, we, we start up the, uh, Zencaster, you like, Gina Polito. 45:40.915 --> 45:47.843 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, kind of not today, but generally speaking, that's been a really, that's been a really, 45:49.457 --> 45:49.878 [SPEAKER_04]: it's true. 45:50.378 --> 45:53.041 [SPEAKER_04]: Billy wins the tournament, but everybody else is gone. 45:53.141 --> 45:54.482

[SPEAKER_04]: So did he even really win? 45:55.023 --> 45:58.747 [SPEAKER_04]: And if I could channel, I could get a soundfall from 1501. 45:59.167 --> 46:05.214 [SPEAKER_04]: This line is maybe the most bonkers line of the entire show to me. 46:05.633 --> 46:07.034 [SPEAKER_01]: I've lost the two people. 46:07.134 --> 46:07.954 [SPEAKER_01]: I love most. 46:08.755 --> 46:10.236 [SPEAKER_01]: I failed to protect them. 46:10.556 --> 46:13.298 [SPEAKER_04]: Is it you who don't know them for five minutes? 46:14.058 --> 46:16.640 [SPEAKER_04]: He just met both of them today. 46:16.660 --> 46:20.222 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's been like three months. 46:20.262 --> 46:22.083 [SPEAKER_01]: They had time to get the dojo set up. 46:22.423 --> 46:28.967 [SPEAKER_01]: Brink kids in, get them their own keys, enter a tournament that probably lasted at least a couple days. 46:29.367 --> 46:29.788 [SPEAKER_01]: And one, 46:30.808 --> 46:33.110 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm gonna disagree. 46:33.190 --> 46:36.652 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna say he bet both of them yesterday and today. 46:37.012 --> 46:41.295 [SPEAKER_04]: He just has never had anyone in his life and he is 26 years old. 46:41.635 --> 46:44.137 [SPEAKER_04]: And this is the most depressing thing I've ever heard. 46:44.237 --> 46:48.620 [SPEAKER_05]: He's an orphan who was left at the oldest man on Earth's doorstep. 46:49.540 --> 46:50.681 [SPEAKER_01]: The oldest dragon. 46:51.041 --> 46:53.943 [SPEAKER_05]: We also don't know what his dad did after that. 46:53.983 --> 46:55.784 [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I assume his dad is dead, right? 46:56.865 --> 46:59.787 [SPEAKER_01]: I assume, but what a great story hook to bring him back. 47:00.700 --> 47:12.652 [SPEAKER_01]: Or oh, yeah, no, definitely if they got to season three or Matt might even be in season two like the dad comes back somehow and I thought you were a good yeah and his answer to all of this is I must meditate. 47:14.353 --> 47:16.415 [SPEAKER_01]: He's okay, we're. 47:20.788 --> 47:25.792 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it was like guard the dojo and then he kicks him out of the dojo man. 47:26.092 --> 47:29.254 [SPEAKER_01]: The thing has dropped down metal shutters and these are guns. 47:29.854 --> 47:32.056 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you think he's going to be safer outside? 47:33.277 --> 47:35.178 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he wants to take guard it from outside. 47:35.198 --> 47:38.120 [SPEAKER_01]: I get it. 47:38.220 --> 47:40.402 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't like having guests in my house either. 47:41.908 --> 47:49.357 [SPEAKER_01]: Except that what he does immediately is he talks to his birthmark who leads him away outside of town. 47:49.478 --> 47:52.521 [SPEAKER_04]: So he goes on like an ayahuasca journey. 47:52.702 --> 47:53.563 [SPEAKER_04]: It's crazy. 47:55.818 --> 48:20.078 [SPEAKER_04]: full on peyote stuff going on here he has so that a giant shadow attacks him and then he's told what you see is what you get and his answer is yeah what if I can't see and then runs into a wall that somehow goes away and puts him in the shadow dojo is this is some weird Harry Potter station nonsense 48:21.439 --> 48:23.120 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay. 48:23.260 --> 48:26.741 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm I'm going to come back to Phil Harnage again. 48:27.521 --> 48:35.463 [SPEAKER_01]: This interview that he did where he said that actually double dragon was one of his favorite things to work on. 48:35.903 --> 48:43.546 [SPEAKER_01]: The reason why Oh, I got to find it. 48:43.566 --> 48:44.186 [UNKNOWN]: I got to find it. 48:46.061 --> 49:01.167 [SPEAKER_01]: What was fun about it was that there are a lot of little philosophical phrases we made up to sound as if there are real, you know, Miyagi kind of saying like wise man make enemy work harder, you know, stupid stuff, but it worked for the show and we were pretty happy. 49:01.207 --> 49:02.468 [SPEAKER_01]: I wish we had done more. 49:03.148 --> 49:10.851 [SPEAKER_01]: So this, what you see is what you get is like high eastern wisdom from Philharmonage. 49:14.057 --> 49:21.919 [SPEAKER_01]: And again, I understand, like you're paying your bills and you're not doing anything terribly wrong. 49:21.959 --> 49:27.141 [SPEAKER_01]: It is the 90s after all, and the racism is just all over the place. 49:27.221 --> 49:30.462 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just, yeah, it's just, all right, you're coming in. 49:30.602 --> 49:33.643 [SPEAKER_05]: He thought he was making the Asian heroes in this. 49:34.658 --> 49:36.099 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, true. 49:36.880 --> 49:40.183 [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, but to be fair, for representation for the 90s, this is not bad. 49:40.603 --> 49:40.923 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 49:40.943 --> 49:42.104 [SPEAKER_04]: We don't think it's considered. 49:42.365 --> 49:46.168 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it considering half of the oriental people in this thing are blonde? 49:46.188 --> 49:48.130 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why. 49:48.150 --> 49:54.635 [SPEAKER_04]: Come pick, come pick, Jen, we're going up against like Mr. Fuji and Yoko Zuner right now. 49:54.695 --> 49:57.738 [SPEAKER_05]: Like, also the old man is gray hair. 49:58.479 --> 50:00.861 [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Fuji was a hero to me. 50:01.557 --> 50:01.977 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you. 50:02.077 --> 50:04.618 [SPEAKER_04]: And, and Yoko Zuna, not a Japanese man. 50:05.098 --> 50:05.298 [SPEAKER_01]: Nope. 50:07.819 --> 50:11.380 [SPEAKER_01]: And what a, what a sumo and, uh, says he wants to do something, you let him do it. 50:11.860 --> 50:14.040 [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I'm not saying no to Yoko Zuna. 50:15.281 --> 50:17.441 [SPEAKER_04]: He could have told me he wants to do a Captain America gimmick. 50:17.481 --> 50:19.222 [SPEAKER_04]: I would have been like, yes, sir, salute. 50:19.882 --> 50:20.142 [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm. 50:21.202 --> 50:26.644 [SPEAKER_04]: That being said, we get a bunch of non-sensical fights at the end, because Billy doesn't want to use violence. 50:27.264 --> 50:35.328 [SPEAKER_04]: So we have our big fight scenes against multiple

people to end the show with very little action actually happening with Billy and Perl. 50:35.948 --> 50:44.832 [SPEAKER_01]: Barrel's being thrown at Billy, and he kicks it back and knocks Blue Hulk out, which, if memory serves, is a fight from the game. 50:44.872 --> 50:46.992 [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, okay, that's a little bit of fan service. 50:47.012 --> 50:47.893 [SPEAKER_04]: So it's throwing Barrel's. 50:48.874 --> 50:58.690 [SPEAKER_01]: This pillars that drop down all of the sky I'm like that feels like it was in the game I do not remember it, but like why else would you have that random shit there? 50:58.710 --> 50:58.790 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah 51:01.263 --> 51:05.246 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, also like this is where you find out that Jimmy is the shadow boss. 51:05.827 --> 51:07.908 [SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, big reveal. 51:08.088 --> 51:09.229 [SPEAKER_04]: I was blown away by this. 51:09.410 --> 51:11.771 [SPEAKER_04]: I had absolutely no idea it was coming. 51:12.072 --> 51:20.438 [SPEAKER_01]: No, 100% this is a corvile, but also, it is so blatantly obvious that Ray understood it. 51:20.899 --> 51:23.421 [SPEAKER_04]: So, I was doing a bit, you guys. 51:23.441 --> 51:24.782 [SPEAKER_01]: It's stuck points for that. 51:25.522 --> 51:26.782 [SPEAKER_04]: I was I did understand. 51:26.962 --> 51:45.846 [SPEAKER_04]: You know why it's because his hair had that same like curvy spike in the front and then he had it as Jimmy and he has somehow his magical headpiece his cowl he puts on that turns him into the shadow master like also retains the little hair pointy thing in the front which I thought was delightful but was a sure give away. 51:47.766 --> 51:49.266 [SPEAKER_01]: He's not the best at disguise. 51:49.867 --> 51:51.807 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me do you think there's a magical shroud? 51:52.577 --> 51:55.798 [SPEAKER_01]: But I knew we'd rather can't be any smarter than Ray. 51:55.898 --> 51:59.319 [SPEAKER_04]: So, and look, wait, am I the dragon master? 51:59.339 --> 52:01.419 [SPEAKER_04]: No, you're the Blue Hulk. 52:02.519 --> 52:03.280 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, man. 52:03.340 --> 52:05.900 [SPEAKER_04]: How can I at least be wildbill in this situation, please? 52:06.280 --> 52:07.080 [SPEAKER_01]: You wish. 52:07.701 --> 52:08.501 [SPEAKER_04]: I do wish. 52:08.521 --> 52:17.563 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you saw my wrestling career, you would also make the assumption that I could not hurt anyone or cause damage to another. 52:18.425 --> 52:20.967 [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody, you need to go to cage match immediately. 52:21.247 --> 52:22.568 [SPEAKER_01]: Look up all I Ray. 52:22.588 --> 52:24.789 [SPEAKER_01]: I need to start. 52:25.190 --> 52:30.153 [SPEAKER_04]: I need to start my own page because I'm there, but I'm not like connected to any of my other matches. 52:30.213 --> 52:31.494 [SPEAKER_04]: I need to go in and find those. 52:31.814 --> 52:32.915 [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know this is a thing. 52:32.935 --> 52:37.338 [SPEAKER_04]: So thank you everybody on the AE double back discord. 52:37.918 --> 52:43.923 [SPEAKER_04]: It turns out for finding out that they're with they found all mighty ray matches that I went in and found a bunch more that were in there. 52:44.903 --> 52:46.225 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, uh, very throwing. 52:46.245 --> 52:52.092 [SPEAKER_04]: I also did I tell the story about how I, it turns out a very huge member of WWE. 52:52.412 --> 52:56.817 [SPEAKER_04]: I trained with and wrestled on video and I had no idea that he was famous. 52:57.498 --> 52:58.920 [SPEAKER_01]: You have not yet sent me that link. 52:59.654 --> 53:00.795 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm going to need to find that. 53:00.915 --> 53:12.941 [SPEAKER_04]: Folks, there's apparently a guy named Miro who I the Bashin Bulgarian who I wrestled trained with who turned out to be a guy he became a character named Rusev in the WWE and he is very delightful man. 53:13.262 --> 53:17.664 [SPEAKER_04]: One of the best people I ever worked with in school even or in matches. 53:17.744 --> 53:21.486 [SPEAKER_04]: He was just great even though he was very new when I was with him. 53:23.227 --> 53:28.831 [SPEAKER_04]: And then it turns out he's this massive WWE star, and I legitimately did not know. 53:29.251 --> 53:34.054 [SPEAKER_04]: I did not know he had become like a thing until I caught it and passing and was whipped to it. 53:34.174 --> 53:38.877 [SPEAKER_04]: Not that long ago, and I just want to say, Rousseff, congratulations from Almighty Ray. 53:39.638 --> 53:44.541 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you also just missed him in AEW, like when you watched an episode. 53:44.601 --> 53:45.341 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, probably. 53:46.262 --> 53:49.984 [SPEAKER_04]: I would have said I would recognize him right away if I would have seen him in that show you sent me. 53:50.385 --> 53:50.705 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. 53:51.837 --> 53:53.840 [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, I've beaten him. 53:54.000 --> 53:55.042 [SPEAKER_04]: That's all I'm trying to say. 53:55.382 --> 53:57.526 [SPEAKER_04]: Almighty Ray in a match has beaten him. 53:57.886 --> 53:59.108 [SPEAKER_04]: And that's all you need to know. 53:59.769 --> 54:01.391 [SPEAKER_04]: I should be champion right now. 54:02.593 --> 54:02.993 [SPEAKER_01]: Of what? 54:05.217 --> 54:06.759 [SPEAKER_04]: Of no he has to have the podcast. 54:07.327 --> 54:08.888 [SPEAKER_01]: congratulations, you already are. 54:09.168 --> 54:09.649 [SPEAKER_04]: I did it. 54:10.930 --> 54:11.590 [SPEAKER_04]: Did I say this? 54:13.271 --> 54:15.433 [SPEAKER_04]: I got one more because there was a thing. 54:15.473 --> 54:19.175 [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a birthday that ends in zero coming up next year. 54:19.516 --> 54:23.398 [SPEAKER_04]: And I have had the thought to myself, what if I went back into wrestling training? 54:23.759 --> 54:31.364 [SPEAKER_04]: Got myself in a really good shape again and do one more show on my round number birthday that's coming up because I won't be able to do 54:35.427 --> 54:39.691 [SPEAKER_04]: I

haven't been in the ring and I think 16, 15 years, something to that effect. 54:39.731 --> 54:43.154 [SPEAKER_04]: It's been a really long time since I was the last in a ring. 54:43.615 --> 54:48.299 [SPEAKER_04]: That being said, the drive never dies and I think like, I could do that. 54:48.359 --> 54:52.784 [SPEAKER_04]: If I committed myself, I could train up really good, get my skills back up again. 54:53.164 --> 54:58.289 [SPEAKER_04]: Put on one last great match and go out on top. 55:00.379 --> 55:00.819 [SPEAKER_04]: the bottom. 55:01.139 --> 55:06.262 [SPEAKER_04]: And then, and then the very next morning after I was like, I think I should really do this. 55:06.862 --> 55:09.244 [SPEAKER_04]: I sprayed my back crawling out of bed. 55:09.704 --> 55:12.205 [SPEAKER_04]: And I realized maybe this is not in the cards for me. 55:13.781 --> 55:16.483 [SPEAKER_04]: So this is where we find out, anyway, double dragon. 55:17.023 --> 55:26.008 [SPEAKER_04]: The code of the dragon, which we've never heard of until right now, says the two of them, Jimmy, the Shadowlord, and Billy, the Dragon Master, cannot destroy each other. 55:26.448 --> 55:28.790 [SPEAKER_04]: When they hurt each other, they hurt themselves. 55:29.250 --> 55:40.817 [SPEAKER_04]: And they talk about Yin and Yang, and all Billy can do at that point as a scape with Marion from the Shadow Dojo, and say, we'll see what happens, go and forward, and that's a pilot. 55:41.737 --> 55:42.398 [SPEAKER_04]: Double dragon. 55:42.913 --> 55:46.575 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought the code of the dragon was, make your opponent defeat himself. 55:47.095 --> 55:48.416 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the code of the dragon. 55:49.656 --> 55:51.978 [SPEAKER_01]: Seems like there's a lot of codes of the dragon in this. 55:53.018 --> 55:55.479 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, dragons can keep more than one code. 55:56.660 --> 55:58.961 [SPEAKER_01]: Can the dragon, they could have many codes. 55:58.981 --> 56:00.262 [SPEAKER_01]: They could have more code. 56:01.062 --> 56:03.223 [SPEAKER_01]: Dragons are notoriously unicoded. 56:04.804 --> 56:06.365 [SPEAKER_05]: They could have seven or four code. 56:07.075 --> 56:15.078 [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe this is, maybe this is a testament to the fact that they just couldn't remember the codes so that they were like, oh yeah, the code, it's this. 56:15.118 --> 56:17.179 [SPEAKER_05]: And then another snake was like, wait, is that the code? 56:17.199 --> 56:18.199 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think that's the code. 56:18.219 --> 56:22.961 [SPEAKER_05]: And then they were like 90 codes and they were like, oh, let's just, we'll just say that all of them are the codes. 56:23.321 --> 56:24.001 [SPEAKER_01]: They're all the code. 56:25.502 --> 56:27.483 [SPEAKER_01]: They're the amazing, tiny colored dream code. 56:29.343 --> 56:30.204 [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, yep. 56:30.504 --> 56:32.404 [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe they just learned C++ channel. 56:32.424 --> 56:32.904 [SPEAKER_04]: We don't know. 56:33.685 --> 56:34.165 [SPEAKER_04]: Python. 56:35.125 --> 56:36.908 [SPEAKER_04]: It could have learned Python for all we know. 56:37.128 --> 56:40.092 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, it's a dragon thing, Python. 56:40.112 --> 56:41.013 [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe that's where it came from. 56:41.033 --> 56:41.734 [SPEAKER_01]: What I said? 56:42.355 --> 56:43.577 [SPEAKER_04]: No, I like what you did there. 56:44.915 --> 56:46.815 [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, that is double dragon. 56:47.076 --> 56:49.136 [SPEAKER_04]: I am so glad that we watched this. 56:49.636 --> 56:51.717 [SPEAKER_04]: It was, it was not good. 56:51.737 --> 56:56.138 [SPEAKER_04]: The theme song really just set the stage for where we were headed. 56:56.458 --> 56:57.998 [SPEAKER_04]: Gina, shame on your followers. 56:58.018 --> 56:58.918 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me start there. 56:59.338 --> 57:00.459 [SPEAKER_04]: That is an outrage. 57:00.739 --> 57:06.560 [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe the most offensive part of this is not so much all the Asian stereotype and terrible use. 57:07.120 --> 57:10.021 [SPEAKER_04]: But it's, you know, the factor followers loved that intro. 57:10.061 --> 57:11.601 [SPEAKER_04]: That was objectively terrible. 57:17.343 --> 57:24.785 [SPEAKER_01]: I just experienced just a brief few days ago, the who would win rule song. 57:25.985 --> 57:28.126 [SPEAKER_01]: And I lost my mind. 57:28.626 --> 57:29.606 [SPEAKER_01]: He went nuts. 57:30.406 --> 57:31.207 [SPEAKER_01]: Ridiculous. 57:31.427 --> 57:32.787 [SPEAKER_01]: It was over the top. 57:33.507 --> 57:43.230 [SPEAKER_01]: And basically, all of these very complicated rules and whatnot are crammed into something that resembles a song with, you know, 57:44.150 --> 57:55.176 [SPEAKER_01]: structure and a verse course kind of thing, but it's just basically him just rambling off this, you know, all of these rules, all of these rules into the lines of a song. 57:55.636 --> 58:02.980 [SPEAKER_01]: And it's stupid and also super funny because like it doesn't take itself seriously. 58:03.160 --> 58:03.861 [SPEAKER_01]: It is ridiculous. 58:03.881 --> 58:04.801 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it's supposed to be. 58:05.221 --> 58:10.144 [SPEAKER_01]: This song feels exactly like that, except they're taking you serious and I hated it so much. 58:11.559 --> 58:12.820 [SPEAKER_01]: It infuriated me. 58:12.860 --> 58:14.721 [SPEAKER_04]: You know what, the difference is in Tent Shand. 58:15.241 --> 58:17.223 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, 100%. 58:18.163 --> 58:20.865 [SPEAKER_04]: First rule of the dragon, you got to, you got to commit to the song. 58:22.086 --> 58:24.007 [SPEAKER_04]: Come on, it is that the code of the dragon. 58:24.287 --> 58:24.827 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 58:26.408 --> 58:27.189 [SPEAKER_05]: Commit to the song. 58:28.009 --> 58:33.673 [SPEAKER_01]: The, the, the code of the dragon is just a thin line between awesome and bullshit.