Full Transcript for Hypocrisy and Bullsh*t

Mamdanistan, and I don't really right now. 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:02.560 It's his birthday, but guess what? 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:05.199 My milk was still$9.79 today. 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:06.000 That's fucked up. 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:07.280 Fucked up. 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:10.800 I also have another thing we really need to fix now that I live in Hell's Kitchen. 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:11.280 Right. 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:13.520 The A-train, the 50th Street. 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:17.120 We need, so there's an exit close to the exit. 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:18.399 I'm so sorry. 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:21.920 And I love words, and I love when they come together in such a way. 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:23.040 It's poetry. 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:23.839 There's an exit. 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:26.079 There's an exit next to the stairs. 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:26.720 Right. 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:29.360 But there's not an entrance next to the stairs. 00:04:29.759 --> 00:04:34.000 You essentially have to walk so deep to enter the subway. 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:40.000 So, like when you're walking in, if the subway's coming, which happened to me yesterday, you're gonna miss it. 00:04:40.560 --> 00:04:40.959 You know? 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:44.480 Yeah, that's if the entrance was where the exit is, right? 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:47.120 Like, it's kind of like um anal sex. 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:49.360 It's like the entrance and the exit are the same. 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:54.399 And that would be nice if the A train, especially because it's in Hell's Kitchen, which is famously a gay area now. 00:04:54.639 --> 00:04:55.279 It's big gay. 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:58.079 Uh my dad was like, Do you know the history of why it's called Hell's Kitchen? 00:04:58.240 --> 00:05:00.879 I was like, Yeah, because he saw gangs from New York. 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:01.439 Yeah, yeah. 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.680 It was like Irish mafia love. 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:04.639 Yeah. 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:09.680 Did um, okay, so other other takeaways from this neighborhood, what are they? 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:11.360 I can't say yet. 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:15.360 I mean, I literally have lived here for two nights now. 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:19.920 I just think it's like so dangerous, like for us to be living this year. 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:21.680 I'm so scared for Peter. 00:05:21.839 --> 00:05:22.399 For Peter. 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:28.160 Everyone pray for Peter because if we didn't spend enough time together for actually 160 steps away. 00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:28.560 Yeah. 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.160 There's like almost no way to not hang out. 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:31.439 Not hang out every day. 00:05:31.759 --> 00:05:33.279 Literally, yesterday I came. 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:37.040 I mean, so far I've seen you every day since moving here, which has been two days. 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:37.519 Yeah. 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:45.600 Um, but I literally came over for 20 minutes

yesterday morning just to say hello before starting my day. 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:47.279 Yeah, that's a that's a dream come true. 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:50.319 Is it dream come true because I don't want to be your roommate again? 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:51.920 Right because college was a lot. 00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:56.959 It was a complete joy, but I couldn't do it again um because you're just too fun. 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:01.920 But being able to basically be your roommate, we're we're communally living. 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.560 Yeah, we that nine dollar milk that I got today is. 00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:05.519 That's mine too. 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:06.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:06:06.399 --> 00:06:11.519 I mean, I have it, I just got my shower curtain in, so I have been showering at their apartment. 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:12.000 Right. 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:14.000 And that's been wonderful. 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:16.319 And I'm sad to like now have to shower my own apartment. 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:18.800 But I think I can still like come back and forth, come back and forth. 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:20.079 All the time, baby. 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:21.839 Um, and how is moving itself? 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:24.079 Would you say it was a piece of cake? 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:27.519 Yeah, this is sponsored content, or it was. 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:29.199 Um thank you, piece of cake. 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:30.720 Oh my god, they spoke everything. 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:31.680 That's no worries, though. 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:35.199 Piece of cake moving, who in in your video you just called them they. 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:38.399 You don't want to refer to them by name? 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:40.160 They just texted me. 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:45.040 And well, I at the end I said piece of cake, and also in the beginning, like I showed their logo like throughout. 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:46.560 I did exactly what they asked. 00:06:46.639 --> 00:06:50.319 And also, they just emailed me and said it was beautiful, perfect. 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:53.279 You look like Evangelica, Elisa Evangelisa, you're a model. 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:54.879 They loved your content. 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:55.920 They they approved it. 00:06:56.240 --> 00:06:58.720 Do you think sales has gone up at Piece of Cake? 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:00.560 So I'm bored. 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:05.519 Um give me a lip liner because I'm fucking bored. 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:15.360 Yeah, I don't watch the the Bravo shows, but there's one that I do watch, and that is actually the only Bravo shows I've watched are Salt Lake City, the last two seasons. 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:16.959 One is airing now. 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:18.160 Highly recommend. 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:28.720 And only the reunions of seasons where someone has been brutally cheated on or betrayed in a relationship manner. 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:29.199 Right. 00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:31.759 Umly the reunions. 00:07:32.000 -->

00:07:37.759 But I have enough context that it's a joy, and that it's not a joy to watch, but well, it is a joy for me because I do feel vindicated. 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:39.120 It's cathartic, yeah. 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:39.680 Yeah. 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:40.959 It's cathartic, yeah. 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:43.120 So you've watched Vanderpump and you've watched Summer House. 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:43.360 Yeah. 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:44.319 It's cathartic. 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:47.519 Um, okay, so moving was a piece of cake. 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:48.639 Your mommy came. 00:07:48.879 --> 00:07:51.920 My mom came and helped me pack and unpack. 00:07:52.000 --> 00:07:52.800 She's fucking incredible. 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:54.160 Your dad wasn't interested. 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:55.199 He did come. 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:55.519 Oh. 00:07:55.839 --> 00:07:57.839 Um, but he didn't help me pack. 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:00.879 My parents are not allowed to listen to this, so I'll drag them. 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:01.120 Yeah. 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:06.720 I literally, I was like, so my mom came a day earlier than my dad to start packing with me. 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:11.759 And I was like, so when dad comes, he is not allowed to pack. 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:12.480 Why? 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:13.600 He's bad at packing. 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:14.720 He would break everything. 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:19.040 Like, not on per he would try his darndest, but he would break everything. 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:22.720 He just like doesn't have super high spatial awareness. 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:24.560 But he can pack like clothes. 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:25.120 I mean, I guess. 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:31.439 I don't think like no no, because while he's packing clothes, he would knock something and it would break. 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:34.240 And and he just like doesn't have the patience for that. 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:36.399 And it just like is not for him. 00:08:36.799 --> 00:08:41.919 But my parents are really the perfect team because my dad is a lawyer, right? 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:46.639 And he's very practical, and he can be like a hard ass, yeah. 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:48.799 Like a goofy, silly guy. 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:50.480 But that's how you know him. 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:59.919 But he's also like a hard ass and very logical and very like um he not nitpicky, but like he gets those fine details. 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:02.159 And then my mom is a chatty Kathy. 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:08.480 She makes best friends with literally everyone she meets, including like the person at the bodega, the the movers. 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:09.039 Right. 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:12.799 Um and she she likes the task like packing. 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:13.679 She loves to pack. 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:21.279 She's she's very my dad's detail-oriented like practically, and my mom's detail-oriented in more of like a physical way with like moving. 00:09:21.360 --> 00:09:23.120 I mean, she's an architect interior designer. 00:09:23.279 --> 00:09:23.519 Right. 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:29.039 So, specifically for an apartment, they are the dream team of signing the documents and then moving in. 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:29.600 Right. 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:30.480 That's beautiful. 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:30.799 Yeah. 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:34.320 So, okay, so your dad was only there for a little bit of time. 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:36.559 And what were his tasks ultimately? 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:37.679 To sit there? 00:09:38.399 --> 00:09:39.679 He didn't. 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:42.159 No, no, his tasks was like the signing of the documents. 00:09:42.320 --> 00:09:42.960 Oh, great, great, great. 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:43.840 Like helping with that. 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:44.720 And then your mom. 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:46.159 What were her tasks? 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:46.960 Everything else. 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:47.519 Everything else. 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:48.799 And what did that include? 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:52.320 We listened to disco music while packing, which was so fun. 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:54.080 Name some artists. 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:56.480 Um P. 00:09:58.000 --> 00:09:59.279 A lot of Cher. 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:02.960 A lot of Diana Ross. 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:05.200 Kylie Minogue, even. 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:08.799 Uh, Chaplarone came on and my mom said, I do not like this one. 00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:10.399 I was like, I actually love this song. 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:10.639 Oh. 00:10:11.120 --> 00:10:12.080 And I was like, but no worries. 00:10:12.320 --> 00:10:12.720 No worries. 00:10:12.879 --> 00:10:13.279 No worries. 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:16.320 We were listening to a lot of I my favorite album. 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:24.240 This is so weird, but I literally think my favorite album in the world is Cher's Mamma Mia album, which is just covers of Abba songs. 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:24.799 Wow. 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:26.320 Is it Abba or Abba? 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:27.440 It's Abba, right? 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:28.240 I think it's Abba. 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:29.039 It's Abba? 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:29.759 Yeah. 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.039 Because Abba is like the Hebrew word for dad. 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:33.840 Yeah. 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:38.879 And Abba is like I think my mom was calling it Abba, and I was calling it Abba. 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:39.759 And I got really good. 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:43.440 And I was like, mom, I was literally an understudy for Mamma Mia. 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:43.759 Right. 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:46.720 Yeah. 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:47.679 Mamma mia. 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:48.000 Yeah. 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:49.519 But but it's Abba. 00:10:50.080 --> 00:10:50.480 Huh. 00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:51.440 So who knows? 00:10:51.519 --> 00:10:51.840 I don't know. 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:52.960 I need to sleep. 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:54.080 I took a nap

yesterday. 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:55.039 We went out at Bur. 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:55.600 Oh my god. 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:56.559 So we go to Burst. 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:58.559 It's a it's it's a walking distance away. 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:00.879 We're not gonna dox yourself, but it's a walking distance away. 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:03.120 And then I get to go home without taking the subway. 00:11:03.279 --> 00:11:03.919 Dreams come true. 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:07.200 It is so nice to go out and not take the subway, not take a car. 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:08.080 You're just dangerous. 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:14.799 And I I the thing, I think I was so not scared, but like our dreams in college were to live in New York. 00:11:14.960 --> 00:11:15.279 Right. 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:22.639 You to be like bravo social media director, me to be on Broadway, and us to live in House Kitchen. 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:24.799 And we have two out of three. 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:25.519 Yeah. 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:26.799 And that's enough. 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:29.360 And sometimes two out of three is it's the majority. 00:11:29.600 --> 00:11:29.759 Yeah. 00:11:29.840 --> 00:11:30.480 And you know what? 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:32.080 I perform on Broadway sometimes. 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:32.639 All the time. 00:11:32.799 --> 00:11:34.559 Not like a Broadway show, but like on the street. 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:35.039 Yeah, yeah. 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:35.440 Yeah. 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:36.879 So I think I'm on Broadway. 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:37.519 That's true. 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.279 You've walked around and dragged there. 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:39.679 Yeah. 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:40.320 So many times. 00:11:40.639 --> 00:11:41.360 To get to a gig. 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:42.240 To get to a gig. 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:49.440 And now I will be able to walk to a gig in full dragoons, put my heels on, do my little thing, take my heels off and go home. 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:52.480 You have no idea how nice that's gonna feel the first time you do it. 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:54.000 Oh, I have an idea. 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:54.480 Yeah. 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:59.279 Because I have come here and gone on a drag and slept on your couch. 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:04.159 You moving has made me re-appreciate like living in such a central neighborhood. 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:05.759 I'm like, oh, this is so nice. 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.080 Like I'm gonna go to work tomorrow and walk there. 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:10.399 Walking is major. 00:12:10.639 --> 00:12:11.360 Walking is major. 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:12.080 My day job. 00:12:12.320 --> 00:12:16.639 I already did, so everyone knows I teach yoga at Red Eye from 5 to 6 p.m. 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:17.360 on Fridays. 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:18.720 Can't wait to see you there. 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:22.480 And I told my mom, I said, I have horrible news. 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:24.639 I do have to go teach a yoga class. 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:25.919 Like on the day of my move. 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:27.759 That was crazy that you didn't like cancel. 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:28.879 I know. 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:32.879 I just like really thought it was horrible planning. 00:12:33.039 --> 00:12:35.679 No, the whole thing was perhaps kind of horrible planning on my part. 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:44.080 Um, but I really thought I when I was talking to the movers on the phone, they're like, we'll be done by 2 p.m. 00:12:44.559 --> 00:12:45.919 Like like maximum. 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:48.399 Like we expect to be done by one, but we'll be done by two. 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:51.440 And then I was, I was like, so I'm expecting they'll be done by three. 00:12:51.519 --> 00:12:51.679 Yeah. 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:53.679 And then I'll have an hour to like debrief. 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:54.159 Yeah. 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:58.559 But unfortunately, they were done at like like after four. 00:12:58.799 --> 00:12:59.039 Yeah. 00:12:59.200 --> 00:13:02.879 Um, but then I walked to Red Eye, taught a class, came home. 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:03.679 Boom. 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:04.480 Boom. 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:04.879 Yeah. 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:05.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:08.720 Um, okay, so would you recommend moving to people? 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:09.759 Yeah. 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:15.200 Wait, so something so fucking um I don't believe in Kuko. 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:18.960 But see, that's another share song that I love. 00:13:19.120 --> 00:13:19.279 Right. 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:20.000 That's one of my favorites. 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:21.519 Believe by share. 00:13:21.759 --> 00:13:24.559 And it recently hit one million streams. 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:26.720 Or sorry, one billion streams. 00:13:27.039 --> 00:13:28.320 Because I've listened to it a million times. 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:29.679 Yeah, no, I did two. 00:13:29.840 --> 00:13:31.200 No, I listened to it three million times. 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:37.200 Um, well, you actually you texted me that and you said I think that you the all of these probably were you. 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:38.240 Oh, I don't even remember that. 00:13:38.399 --> 00:13:38.639 Yeah. 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:41.759 Because I was like, I didn't even know that you knew how much I loved this song. 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:42.399 Yeah. 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:46.320 Uh it's weird that I like I love Cher so much her music. 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:48.639 I don't really know like super much about her life or anything. 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:48.960 Right. 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:51.120 I just like really actually like her music. 00:13:51.360 --> 00:13:52.639 What about her fashion? 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:54.720 Bob Mackey, May He Rest. 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:55.679 May He Rest. 00:13:55.759 --> 00:13:56.000 Yeah. 00:13:56.159 --> 00:14:01.600 Um, no, I love her fashion and her persona and her like I don't need a Man thing.

00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:05.120 Like, I I mean I have a whole mix of just her iconic quotes. 00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:08.559 Um what the fuck were we talking about? 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:09.360 Moving. 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:10.240 Oh my god. 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:11.519 So So major. 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:23.039 So if people remember, or you should go read my Substack, my second Everest post was about how when so my ex that I can't stop talking about. 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:25.679 No, I I did stop talking about him for a long time. 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:28.879 But I'm bringing back in this moment because this is crazy. 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:30.080 I'm bringing sexy back. 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:31.919 He's not sexy, but I'm back. 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:32.480 Yeah, yeah. 00:14:32.799 --> 00:14:49.279 Um I uh his sibling and sister-in-law for Christmas got me a tarot card reader because they knew that I like one of the siblings literally, or sorry, one the sister-in-law is literally like a witch. 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:49.600 Yeah. 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:51.039 Uh like a wicken. 00:14:51.200 --> 00:14:52.639 And are you witchy? 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:54.720 I'm a witchy woman. 00:14:55.039 --> 00:14:56.559 Yeah, you guys like to be witchy. 00:14:56.879 --> 00:15:01.840 I'm witchy in like the Emma Roberts kind of like cunty fashion way. 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:02.399 Right. 00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:06.639 Uh like, but I'm not an American horror story, which I've never seen. 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:10.720 Uh, but I'm not actually witchy, but I like to dress as a witch sometimes. 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:12.320 I like to I like spooky. 00:15:12.480 --> 00:15:13.120 You like spooky. 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:13.759 I'm witchy. 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:14.320 You're witchy. 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:15.679 I love to like light a candle. 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:16.080 Ooh. 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:16.559 Yeah. 00:15:18.080 --> 00:15:18.879 You like a seance? 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:20.080 I love a seance. 00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:24.559 The way I do seance is not really how other people do seances, but they it works for me. 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:25.120 It works for me. 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:26.879 So, anyways, you got a tarot card reading. 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:27.200 Yeah. 00:15:27.440 --> 00:15:32.720 So got a tarot card reading, and this tarot card reader said that I'm not with the love of my life. 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:39.440 And I was like, Well, I'm pretty sure like I'm sitting in this chair because of the my boyfriend that's like sitting in this other room waiting for me to finish. 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:41.279 That's like kind of something weird to say. 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:47.440 And she also so, and then a week after that, broke up, blew up in my face, cheating on me, blah blah blah. 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:50.799 With his best friend's husband, insane, insane, insane. 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:52.240 Where's my Bravo show? 00:15:52.559 --> 00:15:57.840 So I literally was like, Oh, this is how I go absolutely vi rule. 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:00.080 Yeah, and I didn't for that. 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:02.399 Still for Velma's big tits, right? 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:04.639 Yeah, but it's like at least something. 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:06.320 Yeah, at least it's something. 00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:27.919 So uh the tarot card reader also tells me uh someone is like you're going to do a big move this coming year, and it if someone tells you to move, whether it's like closer to something, further away from something to a different state, like if someone asks you to move, you have to say yes. 00:16:28.159 --> 00:16:28.480 Whoa. 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:30.159 So I did that. 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:31.360 Who asked you? 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:34.639 My friend Eileen, who's a realtor, she was like, You should move. 00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:36.399 Whoa, you can say that part. 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:37.200 Yeah. 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:39.919 Um, and well, that's why you're here. 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:41.200 Yeah, exactly. 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:57.919 And um I think the like je ne sais quoi of me is that and like the best part about well, I was saying my mom would be great on a podcast too, because it's like, yeah, I'm expecting that the people listening right now, they are, which is no one, yeah. 00:16:58.159 --> 00:17:02.799 Um, but I'm I'm like, yeah, you're doing the dishes, you like left the room, you came back. 00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:04.880 I'm still telling this fucking story, and that's fine. 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:06.640 Like, yeah, you don't have to listen to all of it. 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:09.200 I would definitely say listen at like five percent. 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:14.720 Like you're really focused on other things, you're doing other things, but we are our voices, they're like music. 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:15.759 Well, it's like we're hanging out. 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:17.440 We're hanging out, and you're hanging out with us too. 00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:18.960 Do you feel like you're hanging out with us? 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:19.359 Yeah. 00:17:19.519 --> 00:17:22.240 If they're hanging out with us right now, you know what they would notice? 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:23.680 We're both wearing hats. 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:27.359 Yeah, I think it's so um disgusting right now. 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:27.680 Yeah. 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.039 I just feel like so ugly. 00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:33.599 I need to trim my beard, I need to shower in my new shower. 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:38.079 I'm getting um haircut and beard trimmed tomorrow and a spray tan. 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:40.160 And it's your anniversary. 00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:40.799 Yes. 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:44.400 This is actually coming out on your first wedding anniversary. 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:47.759 Today, everyone, close your eyes. 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:49.359 Now open them. 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:51.279 Now close them one more time.

00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:53.119 Now open them and say happy. 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:54.799 Happy anniversary. 00:17:55.279 --> 00:17:58.640 We also have to recognize that not everyone listens to this the moment it comes out. 00:17:58.880 --> 00:18:01.680 Some people discovered this years after this came out. 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:02.079 Yes. 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:05.839 But at the time of recording, tomorrow is the anniversary. 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:10.160 If you're in if you're an alien from the future listening to this, hi. 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:11.519 Hey, girl. 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:13.279 Um all aliens are girls. 00:18:13.359 --> 00:18:14.000 It's kind of like bees. 00:18:14.240 --> 00:18:14.400 Right. 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:15.039 In the chat. 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:18.720 But anywho, yeah, it's my wedding anniversary. 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:20.799 Can you believe it's in one year? 00:18:21.119 --> 00:18:22.000 I I can't. 00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:22.720 I really can't. 00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:24.720 What do you remember from that day? 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:38.160 I literally I was saying this earlier today, off pod, of course, that I your wedding was so incredible that I don't feel like I need to have a wedding because I already had my dream wedding, but it was your wedding. 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:39.519 I agree. 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:43.839 It was literally perfect, like no notes whatsoever. 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.319 Um, besides my dad dying, like right before it. 00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:48.000 Like, only note I would give. 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:54.880 Um, but I had the best time, and um, I pre-scheduled a post to go live tomorrow at 9:35 a.m. 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:59.119 And 9.35 is like, because it's like, oh, he must be posting this in real time. 00:18:59.200 --> 00:18:59.920 He didn't schedule that. 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:01.759 Like, you should do like 9.34. 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:03.279 Oh, you're so right. 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:03.680 Yeah. 00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:04.240 I'll go back. 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:06.079 Oh, I think they only do five-minute increases. 00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:06.559 I know. 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:06.960 Yeah. 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:10.240 But it's gonna be so chill, but we're gonna be like, whoa, like he just woke up. 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:11.440 People are gonna be like, whoa. 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:12.720 You're gonna be like, whoa. 00:19:12.960 --> 00:19:14.480 Um, and it's so cute. 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:16.400 It's just like the moment we say I do. 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:20.240 Um, I so things I loved about your wedding. 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:22.960 Yeah, uh, your outfits were to die for. 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:23.680 I love her. 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:26.480 Uh, I loved Peter's speech. 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:29.920 I loved the giant tool ball that Lauren made. 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:34.799 I loved the just like run of the night in general. 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:37.039 We really cared about the run of show. 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:39.279 The flow of it all was very important. 00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:42.000 How it flowed from one space to another, to another. 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:48.000 I loved when I told you guys to try on your full outfit, and you both were like, I really don't want to, I really don't want to. 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:49.759 I was like, you must try on your full outfit. 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:54.079 And then they arrive on the wedding day, and they're like, Okay, no, no, let me tell the story. 00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:55.519 Let me tell you this is kind of major. 00:19:55.680 --> 00:19:59.279 Okay, so because this podcast started, you know, after the wedding. 00:19:59.359 --> 00:20:02.319 So we've barely gonna speak about the wedding of the podcast. 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:05.039 So, ladies and gentlemen, imagine this. 00:20:05.119 --> 00:20:06.000 Close your eyes. 00:20:06.799 --> 00:20:08.400 Now open them and listen to the story. 00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:11.279 So when you say ladies and gentlemen, do you realize what you say? 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:12.880 And do you realize who you are? 00:20:13.519 --> 00:20:14.559 Fabulous. 00:20:14.799 --> 00:20:22.960 But anywho, on our wedding day, we know we we worked really hard leading up to the wedding to get our outfits in the perfect place. 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:26.720 There were custom elements, we had to send things back and forth. 00:20:26.799 --> 00:20:30.240 We're kind of down to the wire, but then we finally got our outfits. 00:20:30.319 --> 00:20:35.039 And then we got we got tuxes from suit supply and then had a lot of things added to them. 00:20:35.519 --> 00:20:38.240 So, anyways, it is time, it's like 3 p.m. 00:20:38.559 --> 00:20:45.599 That's when the photographer and the videographer arrived to our hotel room to film us getting dressed, you know? 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:48.319 So we're like, oh, it's the moment. 00:20:48.400 --> 00:20:56.720 We got our makeup done, we're having champagne, um, we're putting on our socks, we're putting on our shirt. 00:20:57.039 --> 00:21:03.839 And then I go to button my shirt, and I'm like, uh, there's no buttons. 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:05.519 And then Peter's like, huh? 00:21:05.599 --> 00:21:08.880 And then he looks, he's like, my shirt doesn't have buttons either. 00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:10.640 And we're like, stop. 00:21:11.599 --> 00:21:21.519 And then we realize that we didn't buy whatever buttons we were supposed to buy with the tuck shirt, which I assumed that they would have sold that to us, but they didn't. 00:21:21.759 --> 00:21:23.759 And so then it was full panic.com. 00:21:24.079 --> 00:21:25.920 I would assume that they would have sold that to you. 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:28.160 I was not there for that aspect. 00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:31.279 I was there for basically everything besides the final pickup. 00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:31.759 Right. 00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:38.640 Um, I would have assumed they would sell the

buttons to you, but I knew that you had to have buttons. 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:41.279 We didn't actually really talk about the buttons. 00:21:41.599 --> 00:21:43.440 I just assumed, I mean, I didn't assume. 00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:44.400 I didn't think about that for the time. 00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:45.200 Well, you just didn't know. 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:47.680 You just didn't realize that textes don't come with buttons. 00:21:47.839 --> 00:21:49.039 Tex shirts don't come with buttons. 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:50.079 They should, though. 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:52.000 Shouldn't they just come with that? 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:53.519 It's just something that does they don't do. 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:54.480 It's so weird. 00:21:54.559 --> 00:21:58.319 I'm like, wouldn't you want to charge me more money and then I'll buy it? 00:21:58.559 --> 00:21:58.960 Right, right. 00:21:59.039 --> 00:21:59.839 I'm surprised they didn't. 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.680 didn't say like do you want the buttons in this or not? 00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:08.240 But yeah, that's why I said like you need to try on the complete outfit before. 00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:12.880 Um, but I mean, Donald is a logistics king and literally did everything. 00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:19.759 I just it's funny, like, I'm actually very good on like a film set and putting like the production of all that together. 00:22:20.079 --> 00:22:22.960 I'm really good for drag and like the costume of it all. 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:26.720 But when it comes to my actual life, I'm like, I just don't want to. 00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:27.599 I don't want to. 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:30.799 Like it takes concentration for me and I just don't fucking feel like it. 00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:33.039 But for that, I knew that to do that. 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:35.759 Um, and Donald was very meticulous about the whole thing. 00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:41.039 But you know, luckily, okay, so then Google suit supply supply. 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:44.079 I was like, oh, our wedding is gonna have to start late. 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:45.119 Like, this is a disaster. 00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:48.000 Someone's gonna have to go to the city, come back. 00:22:48.160 --> 00:22:50.880 We only had an hour to get to this wedding. 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:52.480 Um, where are you going? 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:53.440 Just keep talking. 00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:55.119 Oh, you just plug in my phone. 00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:56.640 Okay, you need to plug in your phone. 00:22:56.880 --> 00:23:00.079 Um, so I was like, we need to be at the wedding in an hour. 00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:04.720 We're gonna have to delay it for someone to go and and and we can't take our pictures like we wanted to before. 00:23:04.880 --> 00:23:10.160 And then we looked up suit supply, and there happened to be one literally one block away. 00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:14.559 I was like, Lord, Jesus, hallelujah! 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:21.119 And so the videographer and the photographer walked to suit supply and got ran to suit supply. 00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:27.839 I was like, take my credit card, get every button, every color, every variety, yeah, and then I'll return whatever we don't use tomorrow. 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:28.799 And that's what they did. 00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:40.880 They I was like, I know you're here uh to to record us, but no, they were like, Well, no, no, they offered because I was like, okay, I'll I also had like a face mask on, and I was still in my pajamas because I was helping them out all day. 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:45.359 And I was like, okay, I'm just gonna go with this weirdo face mask on. 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:49.759 Like, and they're like, we will go, you finish getting ready, and yeah. 00:23:50.079 --> 00:23:52.319 Yeah, it was really drama. 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:55.279 I also loved being like your little servant all day. 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.440 Oh, it was really special, both of you. 00:23:57.839 --> 00:24:00.559 It was also fun that like you guys were getting ready together, yeah. 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:06.799 And I know that a lot of times people get ready separately, yeah, but because it's like apparently bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. 00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:08.160 But I'm the bride. 00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:10.000 Yeah, and I'm a really chill bride. 00:24:10.160 --> 00:24:10.480 Yeah. 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:12.799 Um, you actually were a really chill bride, both of you were. 00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:24.640 I have worked on many events in my life, and so I understand putting to one together and all the questions to ask and all the dots to cross. 00:24:24.799 --> 00:24:27.440 Um, so it was very much in my wheelhouse. 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:28.720 Peter, it wasn't. 00:24:29.359 --> 00:24:31.279 He's not a logistics girl. 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:36.160 Um he you would think like maybe he would be somewhat better at this, but he was so bad at wedding. 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:43.440 I think it was in the first episode of the podcast that I said that, or no, I actually wrote I wrote um another subsec about this. 00:24:43.519 --> 00:24:43.599 Yeah. 00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:45.759 About our like Fire Island adventure ones. 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:46.000 Yeah. 00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:49.599 And I'm like, you present as chaotic good. 00:24:49.839 --> 00:24:50.000 Yeah. 00:24:50.319 --> 00:24:54.400 But you present as like someone who would never be able to follow a schedule. 00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:54.720 Right. 00:24:54.960 --> 00:25:00.160 Who just like beats their own drum and kind of doesn't understand time, space, or a continuum. 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:00.559 Yeah. 00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:05.599 But actually you present as that, but you were like type A in real life. 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:06.559 Very much so. 00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:13.920 And I what do I present I in my mind I present as like as that, but I actually am. 00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:15.119 I think I don't though. 00:25:15.200

--> 00:25:20.400 I think I'm learning that like I actually seem like a complete space cadet. 00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:21.279 Yeah, you do. 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:23.039 I think I'm a complete space cadet. 00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:23.519 Yeah. 00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:25.599 But that's beautiful. 00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:26.480 Yeah, it's funny. 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.359 I'm a deep thinker and my brain goes so fast. 00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:35.519 I don't know if this is for everyone, but my my inner monologue is so fast that I literally like can't catch up to it. 00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.839 And that's why you talk and move slow? 00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:38.400 Yes. 00:25:38.559 --> 00:25:38.880 Whoa. 00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:49.839 Because my brain is going so quickly that I'm like, I don't know why I wanted to do it. 00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:52.480 That's why I couldn't live with Donald. 00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:54.079 That is what college was. 00:25:54.319 --> 00:26:00.400 We would be having like Do I present as like a dumb blonde? 00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:03.920 Um You don't present as dumb, I don't think. 00:26:04.240 --> 00:26:04.559 Okay. 00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:07.440 But like I think I'm like a deep thinker. 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:10.400 I don't think that's how you present but I don't present as a deep thinker. 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:11.519 I don't think you present as a deep guy. 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:13.680 I present as like, I also am like this. 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:15.039 You're a nasal gay guy. 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:16.160 I'm a nasal gay guy. 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.079 I'm a cliche thing. 00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:23.279 I I um I I also think I like lean into it more with you. 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:23.599 Yeah. 00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:24.400 I like to blame you. 00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:25.359 You always use that excuse. 00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:25.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:26.720 I like to blame that. 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:29.039 And I think I'm also my most me when I'm with you. 00:26:29.279 --> 00:26:30.720 Yeah, so that are you. 00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:36.559 But I uh Are you so scared right now? 00:26:37.039 --> 00:26:37.920 Because you scared me. 00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:39.119 Yeah, you stupid freaky. 00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:40.400 Well, it is spooky season. 00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:41.119 Hey, bitch. 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:42.160 It's Cactober. 00:26:42.319 --> 00:26:45.200 Um but, anyways, back to wedding, wedding, wedding, winning. 00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:46.079 Of course. 00:26:46.319 --> 00:26:50.880 Um, I so they run back with our buttons. 00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:52.799 You don't want to name them. 00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:56.240 Their names are fabulous and fabulous. 00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:58.960 So they run back to our place. 00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:00.559 They have the buttons, honey. 00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:01.039 And guess what? 00:27:01.119 --> 00:27:01.759 The day was saved. 00:27:01.839 --> 00:27:04.480 That was the only thing that went like a little off the whole time. 00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:05.680 Yeah, that was the only thing. 00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:07.680 And it ended up being really fun. 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:12.720 I mean, you could also say something that went wrong is I chipped my tooth and had to go to the dentist at 7 a.m. 00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:13.599 That day? 00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:15.039 That the day of my wedding. 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:16.079 I don't remember that. 00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:16.960 Well, I chiped up. 00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:18.559 Because I had already woken up. 00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:20.319 Like I woke up after you had gone back. 00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:21.039 Yeah, yeah. 00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:27.599 The night before my wedding, around my wedding time, I was having these weird teeth issues where my tooth kept chipping. 00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:29.279 Anywho, the night before the wedding. 00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:31.759 He is a fake tooth because you fell. 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:35.200 Right. 00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:40.640 Anywho, so I bit into a cookie at the rehearsal dinner and my tooth chipped. 00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:42.480 And I was like, You're kidding. 00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:43.759 You're kidding. 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.640 And I text my dentist, who she volunteered beforehand. 00:27:46.720 --> 00:27:50.799 She's like, if anything happens around your wedding, I I will show up there. 00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:52.319 And that's amazing. 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:52.640 Yeah. 00:27:52.799 --> 00:28:01.279 And she I texted her and she was like, Okay, I'm like fully at a Tate McCrae concert right now, and we're obviously not open tomorrow, but I will come in and I will fix your tooth for your wedding day. 00:28:01.359 --> 00:28:03.519 So I was like, Great, I'll be there at 7 a.m. 00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:08.400 And so I woke up, went right to the dentist, came back. 00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:10.000 Peter was still asleep. 00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:15.599 Um, like also something so special was the hotel people. 00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:15.920 Yeah. 00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:22.799 When I said I was the best guy, and I had to explain, like, your brother wanted to be the best man, you weren't gonna have a best man, but he said it was fucked up. 00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:22.960 Right. 00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:28.000 And I was like, well, I also wanted to be the best man, so it's like Johnny gets to be the best man, and I get to be the best guy. 00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:28.400 Yeah. 00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:32.160 And but they put my room right next to yours, which was so sweet. 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.000 And now we're living that again as your new neighbor. 00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:38.319 Yeah, we don't even need to do that in hotels anymore. 00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:40.640 Yeah, because we have hotels in our home. 00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:46.319 I know that you said like huge windows can be scary, but like in my hotel room for my wedding, it was fabulous.

00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:49.680 It was really fun for wedding, yeah, but for a whole lifetime. 00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:51.200 A lifetime I couldn't do it. 00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:52.240 Uh uh, I love that. 00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:55.519 And also, well, I guess it was the top room. 00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:56.160 Yeah. 00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:59.759 But some of these buildings I like that wasn't a super high hotel room. 00:28:59.839 --> 00:29:00.000 Yeah. 00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:02.799 Some of these buildings I viewed, it was like the 30th floor. 00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:03.359 Right. 00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:05.440 And I'm like, I am going to fame. 00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:06.079 Yeah, no, it's not. 00:29:06.160 --> 00:29:06.880 It was also so funny. 00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:12.480 Like, it was so funny to be like, I know this view is literally like in magazines. 00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:12.960 Right. 00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:14.880 But I cannot be part of it. 00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:17.440 I would love I relate to that. 00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:20.079 I would love to go to a bridge and like look at Manhattan. 00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:20.400 Right. 00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:22.240 But I don't want to like wake up and do that. 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:24.480 No, that's not fabulous. 00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:25.119 For me. 00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:25.680 For you. 00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:26.799 Because do you know what? 00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:31.839 Why like this this vibe is very nobody has fun anymore. 00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:32.880 New York is dead. 00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:42.640 So in my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna be smoking because everyone knows I smoke once a year in P Town in the smoking section, and I say, I got chills. 00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:48.799 And I'm gonna do that outside the window and fucking fall and die. 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:52.160 Now, if you want to smoke, you have a huge balcony. 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:54.079 It's not a balcony, it's what is it? 00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:55.359 That's outdoor space. 00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:56.079 A patio. 00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:56.799 Patio. 00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:57.680 It's the first floor. 00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:03.759 One of the most amazing things about Michael's apartment is his patio is bigger than many apartments that I've seen. 00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:04.720 It is so special. 00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:06.960 Yeah, you're gonna have to really make it amazing. 00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:10.319 I I mean, I know exactly what I want to do with that. 00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:12.079 Yeah, and you need to add a barbecue. 00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:14.400 So you keep saying this. 00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:16.400 I legally cannot have a barbecue. 00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:17.759 And I never wanted one there. 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:20.559 But there is a rooftop with a barbecue in my delta. 00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:21.359 Okay, okay. 00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:22.640 And the rooftop is so nice. 00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:26.000 Um, so we're gonna barbecue up there and then we can bring it down to my patio. 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:31.599 But I also was thinking, like, ugh, I don't want, like, I'm if you live in this building, you're paying for the roof too. 00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:34.079 But like, if you have my own patio, I don't want to fucking go up there. 00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.039 But the first day we went in, it was so muggy. 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.079 We went up to the roof. 00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:42.640 I showed my dad the roof, and I was like, wait, it's so nice because it's up in the sky here. 00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:45.200 So I will be using this space. 00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:46.799 Yeah, and we'll be tanning. 00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:48.000 Yeah, we're gonna be so. 00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:53.119 I I know it's I know what I want to do with my apartment, and it's gonna take like a long time. 00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:56.240 Um, and I'm definitely gonna make a lot of content about it in like a whole series. 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:56.960 Incredible. 00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:02.960 Um, but I know exactly basically all of the inside stuff of my apartment. 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:04.480 I have an idea, but not exactly. 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:04.799 Yeah. 00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.279 Outside, I know exactly what I want. 00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:09.279 I know all like I have the furniture. 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:20.000 There's this this the that chair that from Thailand that I like desperately want, but I'm not gonna get because it shipping, I think, is$400 on top of the price of the chair, which is probably like$800. 00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:20.720 That's insane. 00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:24.079 But it's these like gorgeous custom woven chairs. 00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:25.519 Um probably find a deep. 00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:26.480 I'm my mother's son. 00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:27.759 I'm my mother's son. 00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:29.279 I don't want to dupe. 00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:33.279 I'm my mother's son, like I but it also has to be like outdoor furniture. 00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:34.240 Like, is that outdoor furniture? 00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:35.359 No, it is outdoor furniture. 00:31:35.599 --> 00:31:36.160 This place. 00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:48.720 Um, I am unfortunately like really picky about fabrics and just furniture in general, like clothing fabrics and also furniture. 00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:54.319 And but I'm my mother's son, so I grew up going to all of these like showrooms seeing furniture. 00:31:54.559 --> 00:31:59.839 Yeah, and so I like unfortunately I'm going through the internet and even like internet pictures, right? 00:31:59.920 --> 00:32:01.200 That are made to look perfect, yeah. 00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:04.400 And I'm like looking up things, and then I find I'm like, this is exactly what I want. 00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:07.359 And then it's like, unfortunately, this is six thousand dollars. 00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:10.400 And I'm like, Mom, why do I have such expensive taste? 00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:12.160 And

I had this as a child too. 00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:13.920 Wow, I needed every beanie baby. 00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:16.000 That's when it started. 00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:16.400 Yeah. 00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:18.400 Because beanie babies be expensive. 00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:20.160 It's weird, like genetically. 00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:22.960 The bee and beanie baby is for be expensive. 00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:27.680 Be exclusive, my favorite sort in pizza. 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:29.519 Not my favorite, but one of. 00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:33.440 One of this year they I didn't love the stock, but in the past loved it a lot more. 00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:36.240 And be exclusive is kind of like a request to gay people. 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:38.079 It's like stop being open. 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:38.960 Right. 00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:40.880 Yeah. 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:51.279 When I did the best buck competition in um Fire Island, yeah, and I was asking, because I really like to inspire um love, sex, and romance uh when I'm doing shows. 00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.400 And so I was asking, like, everyone, are you single? 00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:55.839 Are you looking whatever? 00:32:56.079 --> 00:33:00.000 Only one person was in a monogamous relationship out of the entire people. 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:04.799 But everyone had it was like, okay, I like, oh yes, I have a husband and a boyfriend. 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:06.720 Everyone had a husband and a boyfriend. 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:07.119 That's insane. 00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:11.519 And I said to my friend Donald, I said, You can do whatever you want with your life. 00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:11.759 Yeah. 00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:13.519 But if you get a boyfriend, I'm out. 00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:16.880 Yeah, we are one year into our marriage, and so far we don't have a boyfriend. 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:19.119 But how do you ever get a boyfriend? 00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:19.759 I'm out. 00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:20.400 I'm out. 00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:21.200 I'm out. 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:21.759 I'm out. 00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:24.160 I'm like, why even do it? 00:33:24.240 --> 00:33:27.200 But listen, everyone do whatever you want in your life. 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:31.200 In my life, what I'm gonna do is talk about Kelly Clarkson's bird. 00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:33.440 Yeah, cyber group thing. 00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:38.079 I know we talked a little bit about this last time, but there have been so many updates. 00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:42.799 There's been so many updates, and it's gotten way crazier, and we need to dive right in. 00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:44.079 We need to dive right in. 00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:48.079 I feel like just a week ago, we didn't even know what the art of play was. 00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:48.480 Right. 00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:50.240 We didn't know what Molly the Bird was. 00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:50.640 Yeah. 00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:52.480 Now these are a huge part of our lexicon. 00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:56.240

Like, truly, I need to order, I want to be Molly the Bird for Halloween. 00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:59.599 So I've seen so much content as people already dressing up as that. 00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:01.759 So it's like the new as part of it too. 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:02.240 Yeah. 00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:07.119 Um, I think even by the time this comes out tomorrow, yeah, because we're recording it day before, it's old news. 00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:07.759 It is old news. 00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:11.280 Um, it's already old news, but we need to discuss because it's wild. 00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:16.559 I think that a lot of people are like, well, if Kelly Clarkson is like, she never does stuff like this. 00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:20.800 She never, like, if she's saying it, she's a good person, she's really sweet and kind. 00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.000 If she's doing this, then you know that they treated her wrong. 00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:29.199 But what we have to consider is that she used to have a full production team behind her, right? 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:29.599 Right. 00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:30.639 Like weeks ago. 00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:34.480 But she just ended her talk show and now she no longer has a press team. 00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:39.599 So she is going rogue, and that includes her going full Karen on the store. 00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:48.239 I do think it is something she could have texted to her besties to complain instead of the whole world because she does have a huge platform. 00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:48.800 Yeah. 00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:51.760 I do think that they probably were mean to her in that store. 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:52.079 Yeah. 00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:59.599 And I do think that they listed that doll for, sorry, that animatron for such a high price because they were like, no one's gonna buy this. 00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:00.960 Yeah, like it's a little bird. 00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:02.960 Like it's a little bird that moves around. 00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:04.800 No one's gonna buy this for$15,000. 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:06.960 It's like almost a joke price. 00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:07.599 Yes. 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:12.800 Um, so then when someone comes in looking like a drowned rat, we all saw that video, honey. 00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:14.239 She looked like us right now. 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:15.280 Literally, but worse. 00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:16.800 Literally, but but worse. 00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:18.800 Well, worse than you, not worse than you. 00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:20.239 I look pretty bad right now. 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:22.000 Um, I hope you're listening only. 00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.400 I definitely have a face for radio today, you guys. 00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:29.360 Uh, but she they're like, oh no, we're not selling that to you. 00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:30.320 And or anyone. 00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:32.400 Like, I think they're told, like, we do not sell that bird. 00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:43.679 Yeah, I mean, I don't think they even thought about it before, but I I did see a theory yesterday online being like, she did this to distract from the AI stuff on lots of screens. 00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:45.679 Now no one's talking about that. 00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:47.119 There's no chance that she did that. 00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:50.400 No, I think that this is actually a piggybacking off of that. 00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:50.880 Right. 00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:53.599 Because people were really freaking out about that, and then this happens. 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:57.039 But I also think people really need to laugh like now more than ever. 00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:01.920 People need a distraction, they need to laugh because they're just so much hypocrisy and bullshit happening in the world. 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:09.920 And so they this is like that perfect absurdist story that just is completely inconsequential and it's just so fun. 00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.559 It's like a it's like a car crash, but no one actually crashed. 00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:13.440 Like no one's hurt. 00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.960 It's fun how it's built because it's building and building and building. 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:20.000 Because when she first tweeted about this, I immediately shared it. 00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:23.119 I was like, oh shit, Kelly Clarsen is going off on this store. 00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:24.000 Like, funny. 00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:25.519 But then the store circling back. 00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:29.599 Well, then revealing that it was about Molly the animatronic bird. 00:36:29.679 --> 00:36:35.039 I was like, oh, this is what got Kelly Clarkson is this bird. 00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.039 And I'm like, now this is iconic. 00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:42.320 Yeah, and then her like, and then them making a statement, and then her being like, That's not the truth, Alan. 00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:43.440 That's not what happened. 00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:46.559 And then the store being like, actually, it is the truth. 00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:51.920 And then the store accidentally the like revealing the video footage. 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.239 Yeah, I mean, you can see that she looks pissed. 00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:57.119 Like she was they said something mean to her, and then she looks pissed. 00:36:57.280 --> 00:36:57.440 Yeah. 00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:02.639 I I have worked, I still work in customer service, and I've worked in customer service for so long. 00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:02.960 Yeah. 00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:07.519 And there's a way to treat people, and they were not probably doing that. 00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:10.079 My guess is that they didn't recognize Kelly Clarkson in that. 00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:11.599 Of course, that doesn't matter, right? 00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:18.559 No, I'm just saying they didn't recognize her, and she's probably used to being treated in a certain way, but as a celebrity. 00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:18.800 Yes. 00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:25.760 Um, and and people are probably really

nice to her because they know what a lovely person she is, how she presents to be. 00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:28.320 Um, which I do think she's lovely and so nice. 00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:33.199 Um, and so people usually greet her with like such kindness and excitement, and she's like, What? 00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:36.719 Like she was treated kind of like a normal person, and she probably didn't feel good. 00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:37.280 No. 00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:41.519 Um yeah, but yeah, it's just so silly. 00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:46.800 Listen, we stand with Kelly and she was triggered by like someone being like, You're poor. 00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:48.079 Right, right, exactly. 00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:49.280 I think it was a trigger for her. 00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:50.159 I wonder what she was. 00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:52.159 It's very Demi Lovato ice cream store. 00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:53.039 Yes, it is. 00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:55.280 And if you don't remember, Demi Lovato went off on a front. 00:37:55.599 --> 00:37:57.039 This is before Demi was they. 00:37:57.360 --> 00:38:00.559 Demi's back to she now, but but this was before Demi. 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:03.920 This was like maybe right after alien stuff. 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.559 Sorry, extraterrestrials. 00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:07.519 Let's get it right. 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:08.320 Let's get it right. 00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:14.639 Because no one deserves to be called an alien, especially extraterrestrials. 00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:16.719 So that's an amazing. 00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:24.880 If you don't remember, um, Demi Lovato went to a froyo store once and was very triggered because they had sugar-free options. 00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:30.719 They had like a million options, like gluten-free, sugar-free, uh, food-free, like every kind of option. 00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:32.559 It was very LA, very performative. 00:38:32.719 --> 00:38:33.039 Yeah. 00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:34.079 Um, probably. 00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:45.760 And I think that the LA, we obviously are New York City gays, but I think the LA culture is very like, gotta be healthy and like performative, like inclusivity of all different dietary options. 00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:48.880 It's definitely like, so I think she got really triggered by that. 00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:53.039 And she's like, I don't want to go to this fucking store and be triggered by my eating disorder. 00:38:53.199 --> 00:39:04.880 Um, but also at the same time, while it could be performative, like there are other people with food restrictions and like intolerances that now they can go to that specific Froyo store and get ice cream and actually eat it. 00:39:04.960 --> 00:39:05.119 Yeah. 00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.960 There were like people with diabetes also being like, I can't eat uh sugar. 00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:12.000 I can't eat sugar, so like I can actually have that. 00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:21.039 Um, so it's both, but I think she's like, but in an LA way, like sharing

that to the whole world, and someone who lives in Albuquerque is like, well, I can't eat sugar. 00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:23.119 So I love that, but I can't have it. 00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:25.119 It's it's a different situation. 00:39:25.280 --> 00:39:27.199 But at the same time, just tell your friend. 00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:29.199 And now she's on a Zenpeg, she's like, never mind. 00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:30.159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:33.920 Um, but it's it's also like it is the wrong take to have. 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:35.519 Yeah, yeah. 00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:37.920 So I wonder what Kelly's taking away from this. 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:44.320 I know that she is back to performing, she has like a Vegas residency, she's been um yeah, doing shows and stuff. 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.320 Is all press good press? 00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:46.960 No. 00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:48.719 I don't think they say it is. 00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:51.199 They say it is, but some But I don't think it is. 00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:56.960 I say like OJ when he murdered someone down, like but everyone remembers him. 00:39:57.119 --> 00:39:59.599 They remember his name, but is that how you remember? 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:02.079 If you're like in the Epstein files or something. 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:04.079 I mean, don't murder someone. 00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:05.920 Like, have you ever thought about it like that? 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:11.039 I never think about it like that because I like to watch murders on what Netflix. 00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:12.239 You do, yeah. 00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:13.440 I love the stuff. 00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:14.400 Yeah, I love this. 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:15.679 I don't really care about it. 00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:20.239 But something I also don't care about is Tate McCrae's new song, Housewives. 00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:21.039 I love it. 00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:21.440 Yeah. 00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:24.320 Um, the music video was really slay, really fun. 00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:28.480 I think that I wish that the real housewives were in it. 00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.360 Yeah, that would have been that would have been really iconic. 00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:37.199 And I also think that it would have been nice if she had like one more guy who was more of a sugar daddy. 00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:38.400 I agree. 00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:41.119 I was surprised by the age of the man in the music video. 00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:42.239 There were two men in it. 00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:42.719 Oh, right. 00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:43.760 To me, they both looked the same. 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:45.119 They looked very similar. 00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:48.639 I was like, I would have liked like three men that all look different. 00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:48.880 Yeah. 00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:54.400 And we had like one young, one like super old, one maybe maybe one like Jerry Atch. 00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:54.960 Fun. 00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:55.760 Yeah. 00:40:56.159 --> 00:40:56.639 Fun. 00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:59.039 Um, she can dance though. 00:40:59.199 --> 00:40:59.440 Yeah. 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:03.039 Like her leg was going in places that I didn't know were options. 00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:04.480 They're not for the normal person. 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:05.760 They're not for the normal person. 00:41:06.079 --> 00:41:06.559 So I love that. 00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:11.599 Oh, speaking of music videos, we kind of have to go back one episode and clear up something. 00:41:11.760 --> 00:41:12.079 Uh-oh. 00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:13.440 We gotta clear up something. 00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:13.920 Yeah. 00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:22.159 Last episode, you very proudly, firmly announced that Choice of Unsung FF was um called Fistfuck. 00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.239 No, I didn't say it was called Fistfuck. 00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:26.239 I'm still have two toes down about this. 00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:27.920 Yeah, yeah, you should only have two. 00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:28.559 I have ten. 00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:30.880 I still have ten toes down about this. 00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:34.800 You know that I make up my own phrases and I get close enough. 00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:40.000 I though so we actually I really so this needs to be clipped. 00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:40.639 Okay. 00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:45.920 Troy Savan's video, FF, which stands for fucking forever, right? 00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:46.320 Yeah. 00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:48.239 In his song, that's what it stands for. 00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:48.719 Yes. 00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:59.920 But in grinder culture, which I'm on and a part of, and now in the Hell's Kitchen grid, which is very different than Upper East Side, FF stands for fist fuck. 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:03.599 Okay, and apparently it there's another word that it is too. 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:04.079 Uh-huh. 00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:07.519 Um, like Plasma said, that there's another abbreviation. 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:09.760 But stands for fistfuck. 00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:12.239 I think Troy Savon is doing a play. 00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:33.199 Troy Savon, who is very touched into the gay culture, who is very speaking to the present moment of gay guy romance, knows that FF stands for fistfuck, but he's doing an ode to that, a play on that by making it about fucking forever and making it a love song, but it's like referencing the kinky side without actually speaking to it. 00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:38.480 See, I just feel like he would allude to a fist in some capacity. 00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:41.199 Say the word fist, say hand, say thumb. 00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:50.159 I'm gonna have to text my dear friend, my dear camp friend Dylan Kavich, who just did SpawnCon with him, I imagine. 00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:50.480 Yeah. 00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:52.559 Did content, I imagine it was spawned. 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:52.960 Yeah. 00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:56.159 Um, do you know that the Gen Zs don't know what SpawnCon is? 00:42:56.400 -->

00:42:57.280 What do they what do you mean? 00:42:57.360 --> 00:42:57.840 Like they don't know. 00:42:58.000 --> 00:42:59.280 They're like, oh, you mean ads? 00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:00.400 Oh, interesting. 00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:04.239 Yeah, I told Twinkin' a Redhead, I was like They don't know, and that's what they do? 00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:09.599 I told them I was like, your SpawnCon is like literally the best on the internet. 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:11.039 And they go, what's that? 00:43:11.199 --> 00:43:12.480 Oh, it's how you make a couple of things. 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:14.639 And then they said, Oh, you mean ads? 00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:22.000 And I'm like, yeah, I mean, because you have to hashtag ad in the video, so that's how you know it. 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:24.159 But like we grew up with it being SpawnCon. 00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:27.199 Wait, that's really and it used to be hashtag spawn con. 00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:27.760 Yeah, yeah. 00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:28.000 Yeah. 00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:29.760 But now it is hashtag ad. 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:33.119 It's so strange because like to me, ad is Don Draper. 00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:33.440 Yeah. 00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:40.239 And to them, ad is making a video outside of a store and saying, we just got facts. 00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:40.639 Yeah. 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:41.920 You know what? 00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:50.639 In for like FTC disclosures, um, you have to say in a video like, and thanks, Broadway movie moving for sponsoring this video. 00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:52.239 Like, you have to say that verbally. 00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:53.440 I'm like, that's embarrassing. 00:43:53.599 --> 00:43:53.760 Yeah. 00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:55.920 That being said, I would love a check from anywhere. 00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:59.679 We're gonna and and thank you to Insert here for sponsoring this podcast. 00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:03.199 Yeah, we love insert here for everything that we need. 00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:07.280 Um, another fun-ish story. 00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:07.760 Yeah. 00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:09.840 Selma Blair biting people. 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:11.360 What the fuck? 00:44:11.519 --> 00:44:14.559 And we had just watched um The night before. 00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:16.320 The night before Christmas. 00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:21.039 No, the night before biting, we had watched What is it called? 00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:27.039 The simple with Cameron Diaz and here, keep talking about Applegate. 00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:27.519 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:44:27.679 --> 00:44:28.480 The sweetest thing. 00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:29.440 Sweetest thing. 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:36.159 If you had not seen The Sweetest Thing, also, we did not know that there's a director's cut edition, and then like the actual thing that came out. 00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:41.760 And the director's cut has a song that is called like you are too big to fit in here. 00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:43.760 Too big to fit in here. 00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:45.519 Too big to fit in here. 00:44:46.880 --> 00:44:50.159 So basically we watched the whole movie before this scene. 00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:51.679 Yeah and then it wasn't in the movie. 00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:52.000 Right. 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:55.039 And I literally Googled, like, when does a scene come up? 00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:59.360 And so it's like, oh wait, maybe like because we saw the scene happen. 00:44:59.599 --> 00:44:59.679 Yeah. 00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:01.519 Like there is where it does happen. 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:02.639 They're in this restaurant. 00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:03.599 Like, I guess they go back. 00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:03.920 Yeah. 00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:06.000 We also just kept remembering everything wrong. 00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:08.960 But we had seen the longer version in the director's cut. 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:09.199 Yeah. 00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:10.480 You gotta watch it. 00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:11.440 You gotta watch it. 00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:12.400 Fabulous film. 00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:13.280 Fabulous film. 00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:14.320 It's an incredible movie. 00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:14.559 Yeah. 00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.840 It's like a rom com in it came out in 2002. 00:45:18.320 --> 00:45:19.920 It was really ahead of its time. 00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:22.480 It was like making fun of rom coms while still being a rom-com. 00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:22.880 Yeah. 00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:26.079 And it's commenting on the f like the form of all of it. 00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:30.719 It's very camp, but it is also very good and hilarious. 00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:31.280 Yeah. 00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:33.280 It's bilarious. 00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:38.639 But anyway, so we watched that the night before, and then I checked my phone. 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:42.079 Selma Blair's kicked off a plane for biting people and kicking people. 00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:44.159 So can you tell us what happened? 00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:45.599 So jury's out. 00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:51.920 We're not sure, but apparently she she usually takes medicine that she forgot to take. 00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:57.760 I think she has MS or something like that, which is really tragic and hard to deal with. 00:45:57.920 --> 00:45:58.239 Yes. 00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:02.639 And so she was not able to take her meds that day. 00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:17.039 And so something happened with her behavior, and she bit a flight attendant and kicked them, and she got kicked off the plane and got put into jail because she was also kicking the police officers. 00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:19.119 Things went awry. 00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.239 I can't imagine you can blame MS for that. 00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:22.639 Yeah. 00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:28.079 My one of my teachers in high school has MS and never kicked anyone. 00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:28.559 Right. 00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:33.280 So, but I just I and based on anecdotal evidence, it just doesn't make sense to me. 00:46:33.519

--> 00:46:33.760 Yeah. 00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:39.599 Um, yeah, I don't I don't think you can blame MS, but I do think you can blame psychosis. 00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:40.159 Right. 00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:40.719 I don't know. 00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:41.599 That is wild. 00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:41.920 Yeah. 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:45.039 But it is spooky season, so maybe she's trying to be a vampire. 00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:45.679 Right. 00:46:45.920 --> 00:46:47.440 That's the only explanation I can have. 00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:47.760 Yeah. 00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:49.519 Are vampires back? 00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:51.519 I don't think so because I don't like them. 00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:53.840 You know, my mom like is obsessed with vampires. 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:54.800 Well, I think they're meaning. 00:46:54.960 --> 00:46:55.920 I think they're blood sucking. 00:46:56.320 --> 00:46:56.800 They are. 00:46:57.519 --> 00:46:59.039 But they're like mosquitoes. 00:46:59.440 --> 00:47:02.159 Wait, is there a movie that came up about vampires? 00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:03.440 Yeah, Dracula. 00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:04.800 Dracula. 00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:07.840 I'm just kind of like, no, no, like recently. 00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:09.519 Did Dracula recently come out? 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:13.760 I feel like vampires are back, and apparently that's a recession indicator. 00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:16.719 It's kind of like when a theater does Macbeth, right? 00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:23.360 You're like, oh fuck, the show is like this theater is gonna close because Macbeth is like a moneymaker because it's about blood and shit. 00:47:23.519 --> 00:47:25.440 And that's why it's a bad luck to say the name. 00:47:25.519 --> 00:47:29.280 Because back in the day when it's like we're gonna do Macbeth at Matt, we're gonna close. 00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:30.000 Uh really. 00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:38.639 And it's similar to like bringing a Broadway star or a sh a star into a Broadway show these days because it's like, oh shit, like we need to, we're desperate to keep this running. 00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:39.119 Really? 00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:39.760 Yeah. 00:47:40.000 --> 00:47:40.559 Really? 00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:41.119 Yeah. 00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:41.760 Really? 00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:42.239 Yeah. 00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:45.840 Um and that's why I'm so excited to announce my Broadway debut. 00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:47.440 Yeah. 00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:52.239 Unfortunately, I'm gonna have to become super famous to get on Broadway because I don't think the talent is there. 00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:53.280 Right, so true. 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:55.920 But I do think the vision is the vision is true. 00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:58.320 And the vision is me signing autographs at the stage door. 00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:01.840 And yeah, I used to practice that in my math class in 12th grade. 00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:09.119 I yeah, I used to kind of pull out my my planner, which was a physical planner that I had for so long until Donna was like, you must move to Google Cal. 00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:09.280 Yeah. 00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:14.880 Because I used to miss events all the time because he'd I'd be like, I wait, okay, I don't have my planner, like I'll write that down. 00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:19.440 He's like, if you just could put it in your Google Cal right now, then you would know what's up. 00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:21.280 I've had to do that for Peter as well. 00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:25.840 And then we have like a shared calendar, so like I will add events for us as a family. 00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:35.920 Um, but I used to pull out my physical planner and make my desk mate literally be like, hey, I love your performance today, like so good. 00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:40.000 And I would sign autographs as if I were on a stage door to practice. 00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:41.599 That's adorable. 00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:43.440 You know what else is adorable? 00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:45.679 Friends reuniting. 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:49.840 And our friends are on the show, girls. 00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:53.679 I am so fucking excited for this. 00:48:54.000 --> 00:49:10.079 The girls, Lena Dunham announced via video with Jemima Kirk, with Zosha Mammoth, with Allison Williams, and yes, Andrew Reynolds, that they're coming back for another season of Girls for a six-episode arc, and they're filming it the summer. 00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:16.559 And if I am not in this in even a small way, I was not in and just like that, um, though I tried my darndest. 00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:19.679 And I like I am a girls super fan. 00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.480 I was actually on a TV show, Harry Connick Jr. 00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:22.800 show. 00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:23.199 Right. 00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:31.039 Being a girls super fan, and I was such a super fan that I got starstruck sitting next to Marnie Michaels, Miss Allison Williams, that I couldn't even speak. 00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:33.599 And so I need to be on a show. 00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:39.840 I would love to be um uh like Elijah's like young gay lover. 00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:42.159 I would love to be no, do you know what I would like to do? 00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:46.800 You want to be like a series regular, no, like just like a moment and episode where he's like fuck this twink. 00:49:46.880 --> 00:49:47.039 Yeah. 00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:49.440 Um, or like fuck this twas is what I could be. 00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:52.639 Uh, I would actually love to be an over at barista. 00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:55.119 Love that gets in like a fight with Marnie. 00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:57.119 Would you be a background extra? 00:49:57.440 --> 00:49:58.559 I wanna have a feature. 00:49:58.719 --> 00:49:59.760 I wanna have like a line. 00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:01.199 I want to say, like, excuse me. 00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:01.599 Oh. 00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:04.239 Or in in college, remember junior year? 00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:07.280 I had that line, silence

in the cot. 00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:08.400 I could do that. 00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:09.840 I could do that. 00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:11.199 That'd be really good. 00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:13.119 So, how are you gonna achieve this? 00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:17.760 I so sometimes I email my manager and I'm like, Can you get me on this? 00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:19.199 And he's like, No. 00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.239 Or he, yeah, he's like, I'll try my best. 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:22.719 Yeah. 00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:26.480 Um, I think we're starting our we're I think we should actually do it. 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:29.280 But we're like trying to get an Emmy, a campaign. 00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:29.679 Yeah. 00:50:29.840 --> 00:50:32.400 We need yeah, this is my public campaign starting now. 00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:40.559 I also have a girls mix that I do in drag, and I kind of retired it, but when Lena book Lena Dunham's book came out, I started doing it again. 00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:42.079 You should post that. 00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:45.679 Tag girls, tag all the people involved with girls. 00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:46.719 We need that to get that. 00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:47.119 Yeah. 00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:49.039 I am such a girl super fan. 00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:49.440 Yeah. 00:50:49.599 --> 00:51:03.119 I also was in the West Village yesterday and I was with my brother and his children, and we walked by a bunch, a group of white girls wearing the West Village attire, which is a white shirt, jeans, and like hair down. 00:51:03.280 --> 00:51:03.599 Yeah. 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:09.760 And I was like, you know, unfortunately, if I were women, that is exactly who I would be. 00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:13.519 And you want to hate them, but I just know that that is yeah. 00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:15.679 And my brother was like, unfortunately, yeah. 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:18.559 And like, we just have to respect them because that would be you. 00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:20.480 That's beautiful to know. 00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:24.800 Um, I love that it's like only six episodes or five episodes, whatever it is. 00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:25.360 Six. 00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:26.320 I thought it was five. 00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:32.000 Speaking of six, oh, how dare you say that. 00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:41.599 So this week, Peter's family was in town, and um, you know, he reached out to Michael and said, Do you have a recommendation for a show to see? 00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:43.760 Michael said, Yeah, you should go see Sick. 00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:46.000 Peter, Peter did not see Sick. 00:51:46.159 --> 00:51:46.639 Yeah, I yeah. 00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:48.239 He said you should see Sick. 00:51:48.320 --> 00:51:49.440 Yeah, and they hated it. 00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:51.599 And the pockets, thank you guys for listening. 00:51:52.559 --> 00:52:01.920 Um, Donald and Peter did not like six, but Peter did not say, Hi, I am going, I am seeing a show with my family and Donald. 00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:03.199

What should we see? 00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:04.800 Like, who live out of town. 00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:12.559 He said, What is a good show for my family that's visiting out of town to see with their young recently out of high school child? 00:52:12.800 --> 00:52:13.039 Right. 00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:15.440 So I understand how you who's a woman, yeah. 00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:18.400 And I was like, I'm gonna give you three options. 00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:20.400 Um, like, what is their vibe? 00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:20.880 Yeah. 00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:22.079 And then he gave me the vibe. 00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:24.239 I was like, definitely six. 00:52:24.559 --> 00:52:32.480 It's like very fake feminism, it's pretty horrible, but like the singing is incredible, yeah, and it's just like a stupid time. 00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:36.000 And they so and that's what he chose. 00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:40.880 Little did I know that you and Peter were joining them in the adventure. 00:52:41.039 --> 00:52:42.320 We were joining them in the adventure. 00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:45.280 Peter loves to ask advice but not share the whole story, right? 00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:46.400 And then I get blamed. 00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:52.559 But it's like you can't it was when you assume you make an asset of you and me, right, and I'm not the one that had to sit down and watch that show. 00:52:52.719 --> 00:52:54.480 I did sit down and watch that show with my mom once. 00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:58.079 I was really excited because the ads were all about like feminism and shit. 00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:00.239 And we I love feminism. 00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:00.559 Right. 00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.360 Like famously, like you're a feminine, you're a feminine big turf, big turf. 00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:06.000 I don't know. 00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:08.960 I uh but I love feminism. 00:53:10.320 --> 00:53:22.639 Anywho, so I but I walked in and I see a fan that says um yes, queen, and then I see a sweatshirt that says sorry, not sorry, and I'm like, I hate this. 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:29.119 Yeah, I'm like, I know what this is about to be, and it's so basic that it makes my skin crawl. 00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:34.159 And then from the first note, Peter and I just turned to each other and we're like, fuck. 00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:34.880 Yeah. 00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:37.920 I unfortunately enjoy the music. 00:53:38.079 --> 00:53:39.360 I love musical theater. 00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:42.400 I'm sorry, but like I really love musical theater so much. 00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:43.920 It's so embarrassing to me. 00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:46.079 I know, but I just that's what I love. 00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:51.199 And why I love it, it's so embarrassing. 00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:57.519 It's like, and I'm taking the stage and I feel this way. 00:53:58.400 --> 00:53:59.519 I'm like, die. 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:00.239 Yeah. 00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:06.079 Do you know the thing about musicals is I could never listen to a cast album before seeing the show. 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:06.400 Yeah. 00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:11.519 Because without the context of the story and everything, I generally don't really enjoy the music. 00:54:11.679 --> 00:54:11.840 Yeah. 00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:14.880 But once you know the story, it's like, wait, this is incredible. 00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:15.840 So fun. 00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:18.719 Um, yeah, I didn't feel that way about this show. 00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:19.679 I didn't either. 00:54:19.760 --> 00:54:27.760 And you know that there's a problem when when I saw it, there was a group of middle school girls behind singing every single word, and my mom and I were like, we must kill ourselves. 00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:30.159 And we went to get wine there. 00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:33.840 And guess how much it costs everyone listening at home? 00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:35.119 I want you to close your eyes. 00:54:35.280 --> 00:54:36.079 Close your eyes. 00:54:36.719 --> 00:54:41.360 And then guess a number from one to fifty. 00:54:41.840 --> 00:54:44.159 How much my wine was. 00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:53.360 Okay, if I had this many drinks, it was$47 for a tall glass of wine. 00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:54.000 Mama. 00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:55.039 For two or one? 00:54:55.519 --> 00:54:56.079 For one. 00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.000 One glass was 47. 00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:00.239 That is wrong. 00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:01.760 That I was like that is wrong. 00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:05.840 But and we're it was like everything was moving so fast that it was just like, okay. 00:55:06.719 --> 00:55:08.800 47, like that's so stupid. 00:55:08.960 --> 00:55:09.199 Yeah. 00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:10.239 That's so stupid. 00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:10.880 Yeah. 00:55:11.119 --> 00:55:14.239 Um, that being said, it was a really nice Sauvignon Blanc. 00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:15.679 There's no chance. 00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:17.119 It was like can Sauvignon Blanc. 00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:18.159 Can wine or something? 00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:19.199 Um, box wine. 00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:23.039 So, yeah, so I think that do we have anything else that the group is thinking about? 00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:24.159 No, I think we need to do this. 00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:31.039 We do need to just say that it is fucking hilarious that that Diva was the new press secretary for five full days. 00:55:31.199 --> 00:55:33.280 Yeah, couldn't know her name because she was in and out so fast. 00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:35.199 In and out so fast, yeah. 00:55:35.519 --> 00:55:36.320 Fuck Trump. 00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:37.440 Fuck Trump. 00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:39.760 Fuck this fucking countryman. 00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:41.440 But I thank God we live in Mamdanus. 00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:50.480 I feel like we're better off for it because uh even though she seemed really smart, like I think she was too a hot and I would have been distracted by those bazungas. 00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:50.880 Yeah. 00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:57.519 Speaking

of bazungas, yes, I bought size Z at titties as Velma, and I can't wait to release more content with them. 00:55:57.760 --> 00:55:59.679 Thankfully, you got a bigger apartment, so now you're ticking. 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:01.599 Yeah, now I can dig for the tits. 00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:04.000 Yeah, I have enough space now because before I really didn't. 00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:04.559 Yeah, no. 00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:07.440 Okay, let's look at people to what do you even think about? 00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.920 Um, okay, I I actually have one. 00:56:10.239 --> 00:56:10.880 Donald. 00:56:11.119 --> 00:56:11.519 Yeah. 00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:13.679 We are now playing What do you even think? 00:56:13.920 --> 00:56:14.239 Yeah. 00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:18.639 When do you even think about Catherine Howard? 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:22.079 Catherine Hera is Howard. 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:27.599 Catherine Howard is the evil stepsister of Catherine Hera. 00:56:28.239 --> 00:56:29.760 That's right, baby. 00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:32.800 They share first name. 00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:34.400 Oh my god. 00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:39.599 They share first name, and they're identical evil sisters. 00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:43.599 One of them is on Disney Plus, and one is on Hulu. 00:56:44.400 --> 00:56:46.000 And one is on ABC Family. 00:56:46.159 --> 00:56:46.960 Was I right? 00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:48.320 You are so close. 00:56:48.559 --> 00:56:54.079 Catherine Howard was one of Henry, the whatever's six wives. 00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.639 She's the one that it's like more based on Adele in the musical that's wearing that like white outfit. 00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:01.039 Yeah. 00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:05.039 Um, but it's actually based on real life situations, that musical. 00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:08.719 You know, um, they said one of them was inspired by Rihanna and Nicki Minaj. 00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:09.760 I was like, oh, she's Mega. 00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:11.599 Yes, totally. 00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:14.000 Um, do you know what's interesting about Six the Musical? 00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:14.320 What? 00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:19.119 So there was a producing team that split up, and one of them took Hamilton and one of them took Six. 00:57:19.360 --> 00:57:19.519 Oh. 00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:22.400 And so the person that took Six was like, fuck. 00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:26.079 But it's still running. 00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:29.440 So Okay, my god, I don't know if you're gonna know this one. 00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:34.400 What do you even think about Katie Zachariah? 00:57:34.800 --> 00:57:42.719 Katie Zachariah is obviously sisters with Katie Perry because they both have the same first name. 00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:47.199 And Katie Zachariah actually is the one that invented the idea. 00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:50.639 Because something that people don't know about Katie Perry is her first performance. 00:57:50.719 --> 00:57:57.840 She wasn't sure if she was gonna go pinup doll or more of the like pop art, like dancing next to left shark situation. 00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:05.199 And her sister, Katie Zachariah, yeah, was the one that said, We gotta Zach O'Raya. 00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:08.480 Like, oh, oh Raya O'Reilly. 00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:10.719 Yeah. 00:58:11.039 --> 00:58:26.320 And not only did she say, Let's go with the Left Shark situation, she also invented the app Raya, which is because Zach O Raya is a dating app for initially meant for celebrities and famous people. 00:58:26.480 --> 00:58:29.920 Now it's more influencers and real estate agents. 00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:33.199 Wow, that kind of sounds like the answer she would give. 00:58:33.360 --> 00:58:37.760 Um, because if you had done your research for this podcast, you would know who this is. 00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:40.079 This is the White House press secretary. 00:58:44.880 --> 00:58:45.679 Incredible time. 00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:47.039 Incredible time. 00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:48.480 Yeah, I'm pretty political. 00:58:48.559 --> 00:58:49.119 I'm active. 00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:49.840 Yeah. 00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:53.519 I guess you didn't go to that show yesterday that plasma and cherry did. 00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:55.440 No, I took a big fat nap. 00:58:56.880 --> 00:59:00.719 Um, yeah, so Katie Zachariah, this is the last time we'll know your name. 00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:01.360 Yeah. 00:59:01.679 --> 00:59:03.760 May you just go on. 00:59:04.400 --> 00:59:08.239 Similarly to my voice teacher in college, she lied about a degree and got fired. 00:59:08.559 --> 00:59:08.880 Whoa. 00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:14.719 Um, okay, well, by the next time our stinky thinkies listen to this episode, this is our episode. 00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:19.599 I will be freshly back from Charleston for Bravo Fan Fest. 00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:22.960 Um, but they'll have to hear about that on an upcoming episode. 00:59:23.119 --> 00:59:23.360 Yeah. 00:59:23.519 --> 00:59:25.199 Um, but thank you all for thinking. 00:59:25.360 --> 00:59:28.320 I know this got really political in our last episode there. 00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:29.280 No scurry. 00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:33.599 But thank you for sticking with us each and every week. 00:59:33.840 --> 00:59:37.039 And please remember to subscribe to our YouTube channel. 00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:41.760 And with that, we hope you keep thinking and keep your thinking hats on. 00:59:42.639 --> 00:59:47.440 Hypocrisy and bush, bush, bush, hypocrisy. 00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:48.800 Manipulation. 00:59:50.239 --> 00:59:52.400 That kind of sounds like, oh my god, bro. 00:59:53.440 --> 01:00:01.280 You think you think is produced and edited by Straight Luke, aka Luke Martin, and kind of sort of by Peter Schum. 01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:03.920 Art by Curtis Brown and music by Jack Rayner.