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This week on the WriterCon podcast.
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Perseverance. I think you study your craft, you write and
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write and write, and you do not quit no matter what,
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no matter how many rejections. You just need one person
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to say yes. If you believe in it and that
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your stories are stories of your heart, you just keep
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going with them.
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Welcome to WriterCon, a gathering place for writers to share
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their knowledge about writing and the writing world.
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Do you have a desire to write?
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Thank you, Jesse Ulrich. Thank you.
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Hey there, writers.
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We are coming to you live from WriterCon 2026. We
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have assembled in Oklahoma City with over 300 people who
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care about books, literature, and the art and craft of writing.
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This is the third day of a jam-packed schedule that
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includes contests, pitching to agents, talking to publishers, and, of course,
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attending more than 100 sessions led by some of the
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top authors and industry pros.
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In the nation.
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It's been an amazing experience. Jesse, of course, is the
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only way we make this possible. He's handled the sound
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for this event. He's recording all the sessions. And Friday night,
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he made what I think is his debut as a
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single DJ. Was that a good fit for you, Jesse?
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It certainly was. There's nothing I love more than running
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a joke into the ground.
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You have immortalized the battle of Bilbo Baggins.
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Hell yeah.
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I heard about that.
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Nimoy had an okay run with it, but yours is better.
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I found my people.
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And Laura, last night we got to hear you sing
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like a princess. And this afternoon you're officiating at WriterCon Jeopardy.
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So fun.
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What's your favorite part of the conference?
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I'm going to have to say my favorite part.
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Is seeing all my people. I love making connections here.
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I love seeing the older, the people who come back.
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Again and again, the repeat visitors. And then I like
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welcoming in all of our new attendees.
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We just grow every year and it's a bigger family
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every year.
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It feels like a family reunion to me.
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I love it.
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Yeah.
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Well, this is a very special episode of the podcast
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because we have not one. not two, but three major
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luminaries with us. We have, of course, tonight's keynote speaker,
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the number one New York Times best-selling historical novelist and
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screenplay writer, William Martin. We have USA Today best-selling thriller
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and romance writer, Danny Petri. And Dan and Martin, who
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writes for games and much, much more, and all.
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Of us are with us today.
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We'll talk to all of them, I promise. Bill, Martin,
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this is your second time to be a WriterCon keynote,
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and I believe you are the first person to ever
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hold that distinction. What caught your attention this year? We've changed,
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haven't we?
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Well, I would say that it's much bigger. There are
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people from how many states did you tell me?
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Twenty-nine. Twenty-nine states, along with a few other countries.
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Seven countries.
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Not to brag. Right, right.
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But with all the size, the thing that hasn't changed
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that I really like feeling here is the positive energy component.
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Uh, the vibe is very happy here.
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Everybody really, uh, is enjoying themselves and I hope learning
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something about writing and, uh, and we'll bring that particular
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positive energy back to their desks and their libraries and
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their quiet places wherever they sit down and beat their
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head on the wall for two, four, six, or 18
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hours a day, whatever it takes to write the books because, uh,
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What an event like this does is inspire people with
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that kind of positive energy and give people a sense
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that they can do it too.
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That's, I think, what we're trying to do here.
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Dan, you are also back to both the podcast and
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the conference.
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Impressions? Notice anything different?
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Different?
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I say it's got the best parts of it continuing
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on because I.
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I kind of want to echo what Laura said.
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It's like, see, I'm, I'm seeing all these friends that
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I made two years ago and there's, I'm seeing their progress.
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I guess that's the difference is that.
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Two years on the people that I was talking to
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two years ago, they've, uh, they've.
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Written their books, they've published books, they've grown their business.
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Uh, and so it's nice to see that, but it's, uh,
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it's also, it's a family affair for the Bernhards I know. And, uh,
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it's nice for it to be something of a family
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affair here at my, my, Parents were not here at
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my last stop.
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We kind of switched off, and my wife is here.
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So we've got the whole game.
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Right. Yeah, right. And, Dani, first time at the conference
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and on the podcast.
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What do you think?
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I am loving it.
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It has been the most welcoming conference I've ever been to.
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People are so willing to just say, let's go sit
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down and talk. And I've met a lot of writers.
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It's their first conference, and they've said the same exact thing.
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So the classes are phenomenal, but meeting people has been
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the absolute best.
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Great. That's what I love to hear.
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All right.
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We're going to talk to all three of these prestigious people,
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I promise. And I have some especially tough questions.
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I'm kidding.
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I don't really. And we've got a special event from
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Jesse as well.
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But first, the news. News story number one.
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If you listen to the podcast regularly, you'll recall that
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a U.S. federal court several months ago ruled that Tracy
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Wolf's Craig series, published by Entangled, did not infringe on
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Lynn Freeman's vaguely.
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Similar fantasy couple.
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The two stories share fantasy tropes But according to the court,
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that's it.
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After the ruling, the defendants, which include the.
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Author, sued Freeman to recover their legal fees, which, by
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the way, totaled more than $ 3 million. The court has
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now ordered Freeman to pay those fees.
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Worse, Freeman has to put up a bond of $ 150, 000
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just to cover the legal fees while the appeal is pending.
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And if that sounds harsh, I kind of think that
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was the idea. I should point out that Freeman is
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herself a lawyer, which may have added to the judge's irritation.
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The judge thought the suit was brought in bad faith,
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and awarding attorney's fee or attorney fees might deter other
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people from filing similar frivolous lawsuits. I should point out,
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this judge had to read over 6,000 pages of a
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romantic scene to determine if there was any.
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And afterwards she said that the.
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Allegations were things like, well, the protagonists in both books
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smell good.
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She did not feel that was a copyright infringement.
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In fact, the court said that that trivializes copyright law.
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Laura, are you disturbed? that a lawyer, that an author, rather.
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Has been slammed with a huge judgment she will likely
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never be able to pay.
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My heart is still racing. I could stop for a
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second when I heard $ 3 million. That's a huge amount.
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I would be horrified if that was a judgment imposed
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upon me.
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But then again, I probably wouldn't have brought that lawsuit.
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Yes, you wouldn't.
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But, yes.
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You have better legal counsel than that. Absolutely.
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I have in-house counsel who would have told me, don't bother.
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Danny, I have to
ask you because I know back
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in the day you wrote some romance.
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Did your leads smell good? I would have to say
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the male leads did smell good. Good to know. News
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story number two.
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Some of you may have read recently that debut author
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Jerry Balad, apologies.
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If I'm mispronouncing your name, had.
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His $ 2 million book deal canceled because his agents, not
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the publisher, but the agents came to believe that his
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manuscript was, this is a quote, substantially AI-assisted, end quote.
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This book was circulated to 14 editors, building up to
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this huge auction until someone read the manuscript.
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And flagged science of AI.
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Then they used some AI detection software and decided that, well,
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they virtually confirmed that AI was used.
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For at least part of the book.
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And that's how you see your $ 2 million deal go away.
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My question, of course, was, do.
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These guys read the stuff they're bidding on?
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I mean, this should have been I would think, apparent.
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I don't know.
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Bill, you've been around, I think, doing this even longer.
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Than I have. What's your reaction to this?
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Well, the reaction to AI is that I'm glad I've
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been around a long time, and my career is in
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its final years, I would suspect.
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Because I don't want to have to be.
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Worried about AI either supplanting me or making it appear
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as if I'm using AI in my research or someplace else.
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And I think it's pretty scary, the potential for editorial
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organizations and for movies and movie producers and a lot
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of other people begin to tell themselves, well, we can
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do without the writers.
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No, you can't.
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There are certain human skills that we're going to bring
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to any project that a computer can't. No matter how
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many ways they find to steal our work, the work
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of everybody up here has been fed into a computer somewhere.
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and that computer has begun to spit out our style,
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you can type in, like chat GPT, write me an
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opening scene in the style of Bill Bernheim, and it'll
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come back and you'll say, wow, don't I sound like myself?
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And it's kind of scary, think about it. And then
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they will use that mimicking process in order to create
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fictions that have been written by machines.
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And then we'll be moving into the days of Terminator games.
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Dan, I have to ask you, because you work in games,
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which is sort of digital.
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What's the attitude toward AI there? It is very conflicted.
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It depends on what department you ask and what you're
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asking about. The way I look at it, and people
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in my department, is that we still beat the machine.
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The machine can't know what we do.
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And even if they get closer, the machine will never
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have a point of view. And that's what people.
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Even if they can't articulate it, that's what people want
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from their art and entertainment.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Here's a quote. Hugh Howey commented on this on his website.
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He said, quote, Most readers will care about machine versus
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meat as much as they currently care about publishing imprints,
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which is to say almost none. Book series will go
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viral and readers will get wholly absorbed in And where
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the story came from won't matter, end quote.
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But he did add, he did.
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Add, to be fair, there will be meat book fanatics,
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people who care about the stories behind the stories. The
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author will matter to them.
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Jesse.
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Speaking as a meat reader, are you interested in meat writers? Yes,
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I do care who the author is.
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I care about the life they have lived. I care
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about their work. I'm not going to read something that
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I know is written by a machine. And I feel
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like most readers will eventually care about that.
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I think there's.
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Enough AI negativity in the ether.
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Right now that people actually do care about this. I
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think you're right.
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All right, before we proceed to Craft Corner today, I
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understand that Jesse has something special prepared for us.
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I do. A very fun game.
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But first.
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In the middle of the earth, from the.
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Land of the stars, a brave little hobbit we all
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admire and love.
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I just wanted to include that in the podcast. Thanks, everybody.
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Continue to run it into the ground. Into the ground.
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All right. This game is called Is It Real?
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Time to test your knowledge of writer-comic podcast number one enemy,
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even though he seems like a really good dude who
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donates money to worthy causes, James Patterson. There's going to
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be a list of ten books that he has co-authored
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with somebody. And you're going to tell me whether it's
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real or fake.
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Now, let me go through the rules. I always skip this.
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So obviously I will show you a list of ten books.
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You will tell me whether they're real or fake.
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And if you all win, I will be punished by
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reading whatever James Patterson book you want me to read.
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Because my father-in-law.
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Has all of them.
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Okay. We should explain to the panel that Jesse has
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a long-standing Patterson fixation.
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I do.
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I do.
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And his writing mill that he runs.
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Even though he seems like a really good person who
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does a lot of good things, we've just decided this
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is how we're going to get, you know, hits at.
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Some Google Analytics and whatnot until he comes on the podcast.
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I will keep calling.
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Him our enemy.
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He's our nemesis. Yes, he's our nemesis. Even though, again,
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he seems like a good dude.
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Book one.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Sing Me Home, co-authored with Dolly Parton. True or false,
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is it real or fake?
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I'll say true because I know he did a book
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with Dolly.
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I'm not sure that's the title. I was going to
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say fake. All right, it is false. False.
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Rose Run was the one he co-authored with Dolly Parton.
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Aha, I got you.
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But if you're curious about what the plot of Seeing
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Me Home is, it is a country star gets entangled
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in a high-profile Nashville murder mystery when.
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A stolen demo tape reveals a dark secret.
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Of course.
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I came up with plots for all these fake books.
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That's what it got me right on. So it's Grillo, Nashville?
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Yep.
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Yes.
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All right. Book two, The Most Dangerous Game, co-written with Mr.
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Beast.
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Awesome. I know we did something with Mr. Beast, so
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I'm saying thumbs up. It is true. This book just
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came out. It came out five days ago. Its pre-orders
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were only tracking only the four digits.
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What?
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Yeah, it was not tracking well because James Patterson's audience
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doesn't want to read it and Mr.
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Beast's audience doesn't read, so.
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If you're curious about.
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The plot of the most dangerous game, it is set
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in a.
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World on the brink of collapse.
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A thousand strangers receive a confidential invitation, but only a
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hundred make the cut to compete.
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In what?
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We don't know. All right.
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I said a little while ago that I was glad
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that my career has been around for five decades, so
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it's probably getting late in the game. And I realize that.
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I'm probably the only one up here who doesn't have
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the foggiest idea of who Mr. Beast is.
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Congratulations. You live a blessed life. It's always candy bars
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at Walmart. Listen, his videos are incredibly compelling. He's very
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good at making them. All right, next book. Overtime, co-authored
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with Shaquille O'Neal.
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Real or fake? I haven't heard about that. I'm going
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to go false.
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That is sadly false.
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But.
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Can you imagine a micro-something like this?
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An NBA legend turned detective works to solve the kidnapping
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of a franchise owner's child during the finals.
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Alright, next one.
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Eruption, co-authored with Michael Crichton.
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True.
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I remember that. Oh, Bill. It is true.
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Now, it's a disaster film based on an unfinished manuscript.
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That's not the same thing. As game master, I say, wrong.
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The book is real.
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I was hoping that was going to be with Eddie
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Van Halen. That would have been a great book. That
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would have been a great audio book. Alright, next one.
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Hell's Kitchen, Deadly Order, co-authored by Gordon Ramsay. Real or fake?
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At this point, I don't feel I know anything, but
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I'll say false. Everyone say fake. You are all correct.
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That one is fake, but it would go something like this.
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A fiery celebrity chef discovers a high-profile dining guest poisoned
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at table one, thrusting the kitchen staff into a high-stakes
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murder investigation.
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Terrible book idea. No one wants to know but hear
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about murders in restaurants. All right. The President's Daughter co-authored
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with Bill Clinton. True. I figured you would all get
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that one.
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And it's unlikely that I, interrupt, wrote a single word.
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Yeah. I'll think either one of them wrote a single
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word about one. Show of hands, how many people read it?
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Oh, there we go. Over or under on the amount
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of ghost writers on that book.
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I'm going to say five.
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All right.
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That one is true.
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It is one of two books he wrote. He wrote
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with Bill Clinton. With Bill Clinton.
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There we go.
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All right.
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Next one.
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There's a lot of air quotes on that one. Deep Freedons,
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co-authored with David Balducci.
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Former writer, kind keynote.
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Yes.
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I don't know. I'm going to say true.
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True.
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We got some false. Alright, that one is not true.
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But it would go something like this. A former special forces.
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Operative turned lone wolf investigator uncovers a treasonous plot. Frozen
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inside an abandoned Arctic research outpost.
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Alright.
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These are good, Jesse.
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Thank you.
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All of these, they all sound very believable. Thank you.
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All right, book eight, The Lost Codex, co-authored with Dan Brown. False.
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Every father-in-law's dream book.
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That one is indeed false. A cryptographer and a homicide detective.
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Team up in Rome when a murdered cardinal leaves behind
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a cipher pointing.
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To a centuries-old conspiracy.
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So really, just a Dan Brown book.
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But can you imagine?
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Can you imagine a Dan Brown book that's just like
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200 pages long?
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That's what that would be. Alright, next one. Judge Stone,
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co-authored with Viola Davis. I think that might be real, actually.
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That one is real.
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It also came out this year, because James Patterson releases
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20 books a year. This also came out earlier this year.
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It is a respected Alabama circuit judge with her safety
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and career when she presides over the high-profile, explosive trial
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of a doctor charged with performing an illegal abortion.
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Jerkstone.
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All right, book 10, The Last Frontier, co-authored with Bear Grylls.
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Real or fake? Everyone knows who Bear Grylls is. All right, good.
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That's true. The audience needs to split and count 50-50.
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All right. Give me some more thumbs up. That one
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is false. You got us. You got us. A wilderness
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survival expert.
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And a drowned pilot race to stay alive in the
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Alaskan wild while fleeing armed mercenaries.
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So, all right. That's the end of my quiz. You
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all did great. Thank you.
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Did we?
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Listen, I'm going to read you a passing book just
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for fun now, and I will review it on our
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next WriterCon recording.
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So it'll take me five minutes to read. I'm a
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very fast reader, and I read a lot of books.
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Is it all those real books that came out in
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the last few months?
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Yeah, it was really hard to find ones that were
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older than four years old.
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I'm like, dude, slow down.
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Leave some for the rest of us. You will knock
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that out, though. You're used to Brandon Sanderson. Yeah, that's right.
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I'm reading Neil Stephenson's The Broke Cycle right now, which
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is three 1,200-page books.
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In a row. I'm in book three. Well, you'll be
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busy for a while. Oh, it's good stuff.
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All right.
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Well, thank you. That ends my portion of the podcast.
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Thank you, Jesse. Now, let's talk to William Martin, Danny.
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Petri, and Dan Martin.
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All right.
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Since two of you have been on the podcast, you
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know what I'm going to say. So just to be cruel,
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I'll start with you, Dani, since you don't. Traditional first question.
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If you could offer writers one piece of advice, what
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would it be?
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Perseverance. I think you study your craft, you write and
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write and write, and you do not quit no matter what,
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no matter how many rejections. You just need one person
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to say yes if you believe in it and that
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your stories are stories of your heart. You just keep
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going with them.
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Yeah, great. What about you, Dan?
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Well, I don't want to steal one of his because
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that's where most of my material comes from.
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So I'm going to pull something.
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From my talk this morning about writing for Interactive, which
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I didn't expect to be my answer today. But if
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you have an opportunity as a writer, you should avail
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yourself of your local acting class. Um, because actors look
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at scenes and characters in ways.
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That you don't as a writer.
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And if you start to see a, just a new
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angle in on how a character thinks by taking the
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approach of an actor, just even if, you know, as
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an exercise in your mind, you're going to find ways
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to make your scene stronger because gosh, darn it. They
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ask you some questions you don't want to answer sometimes, uh,
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when you're working with an actor. And, uh, if you can,
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Think ahead of the time and have a better answer.
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It'll be easier on the day on set and the
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scene will be better.
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That makes sense.
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Bill, what about you?
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Well, I'll play off of that.
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One of my early mentors was a famous Hollywood script doctor.
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His name was Robert Tom. And he wrote for a
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lot of... Directors in the 50s like Robert Aldrich didn't
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have screen credits on a lot of movies but wrote
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a movie about Leopold and Loeb called Compulsion, which you
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might have seen. Wrote a lot of movies about movies
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for Roger Corman. More on him later in the afternoon.
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And he once said to us, you should all be happy.
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This was a writing class at USC Film School. You
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should all be happy that you're writers. because you've always
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got something to do. If you're an actor, if you're
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not working, you don't know who the hell you are.
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And when you sit down as a writer, remember that
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you have an opportunity to go into hundreds of heads,
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hundreds of sets of consciousnesses in order to understand people.
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you have a, you've been given a great gift and
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a great opportunity. And while it might be, uh, tiresome and,
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and tiring and frustrating and all of the things that
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Danny has just said, don't quit because it beats real work.
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So, well, that leads to the next thing I was
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going to ask you, Bill, when did you know you
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wanted to be a writer?
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Um, when, uh, when I realized that that was going
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to be the easiest way for me to become a
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movie director. I never became the movie director, but I
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became the writer. I wrote screenplays. And all of this
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had been born back when I was a kid wanting to,
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I was in love with the movies. And at some
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point in my development, and I think it was probably
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just after the curtain opened on the movie How the
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West Was Won in Cinerama in March of 1963. Not
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that I'm planning to write an autobiography or anything. In
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March of 1963, and before James Stewart had left the
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screen in the first five minutes of that movie, I said,
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I know what I want to do with the rest
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of my life. And that movie is a big multi-generational saga,
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and years later, I wrote A lot of big multigenerational sagas.
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And so the process was, I guess, inspired by my
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love of storytelling. And it was crystallized by those movies
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of the early 60s.
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A lot of them are pretty good. They still last.
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Dan, how about you? Of course, you grew up with
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this guy probably typing all the time.
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Yeah. Yeah, so I knew that it was a career.
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I probably had the wrong idea of what kind of
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career opportunities it presented because it was a bit skewed
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with the New York Times best-selling list and whatnot hanging
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up in the house. For me, history does repeat a
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bit in that it was USC, but for me, it
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was that I found I didn't like trying to secure
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locations on a student film with no budget, and I
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didn't like waking up at 4.30 in the to go
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to God knows where to work on a location shoot,
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and I didn't like using a portalette. So I figured
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I wanted to work at home. Been doing it since
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before it was.
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Cool, as has he. And that was really where it was.
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And also I think it's just sort of that's where
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you get to write the first pass of the movie.
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The movie gets written three times, when you write it,
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when you shoot it, and when you edit it. And
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why not be at the start of the process?
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You forgot to mention the part where all of the
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kids were marched up the stairs every Sunday to my
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office with candles to bow and genuflect before.
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Yeah, I would have wanted to hear that story.
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And that's why he paints pictures with his words.
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Danny, how about you? Have you always wanted to write?
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I got Murder on the Orient Express when I was
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eight for my birthday. And I loved putting the puzzle
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pieces together. And I've loved doing that ever since. Knew
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it from that age.
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You know, I love puzzles too. And I think that's
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part of it, particularly if you're writing crime fiction or
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this is like a big, Puzzle you're putting together.
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It is, yep.
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Okay, now we're going to have a tougher, more controversial
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question because you've all written many things. Do you have
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a favorite? Dani, you mind starting?
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Favorite book or favorite genre?
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Book.
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Book, okay.
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I would say my favorite book was the one that
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came out last, called Two Seconds Too Late. I have
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one coming out on the 15th of September that's.
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A follow-up to it.
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But Two Seconds Too Late was a thriller, but there
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were a lot of deeper issues within it in the protagonist.
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And I just really loved writing that book.
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Yeah?
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Yep. Dan, how about you? Do you have a favorite thing?
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Well, Tom Brady usually says my favorite ring is the
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next one. And I'm very excited about what I'm working
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on right now. But I'd have to go with my
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last one for now, which is Star Trek Resurgence.
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I played that.
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I loved Star Trek going into it.
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It was a passion project that I got paid for,
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which is pretty unreal.
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That's good.
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And I was happy with how it came out, which
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isn't always the case when you're working on a group
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project the way that video games are.
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And Bill, how about you? Of all those bestsellers, do
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you have a favorite?
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Well, the next one is always the favorite because you
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need to muster the energy, that positive energy I was
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mentioning a little while ago. But when I ask myself
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which of my books got me as close as I
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wanted to get to a particular objective as a storyteller,
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it's usually... the book that I.
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Would carry with me to the pearly gates. So that
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when St. Peter says, what have you been doing all
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your life? I said, well, I wrote this.
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It would be Citizen Washington, biographical novel about George Washington,
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which managed for me to bring me as close to
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my objectives as I could hope to get. But occasionally,
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And I've done this in preparation for my master class
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tomorrow here. I occasionally read things that I have written
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in the past, and I come away thinking, not bad.
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That's a nice feeling.
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So as long as I can have that feeling, I'm happy.
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I remember one time my car broke down and I
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was stuck on the side of the road and I
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didn't have anything to read except a box of my
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own books in the trunk. And so I sat there
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and read my ending. I thought, oh, that's not bad.
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I'm getting a little misty-eyed here.
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I forgot.
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All right, now I have some weird, what I think
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of as Jesse-esque questions. And you've each got a different one,
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so there's no point worrying about it in advance. But Bill,
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for you. If you could steal something from any library
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or museum in the world, what would it be?
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It would be the first book ever printed in America,
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the Bay Psalm book, because in my next book, I'm
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going to steal the Bay Psalm book.
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So it'd be nice to have one. Yeah. Dan, how
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about a different question?
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That was a good setup, Bill, by the way.
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Dan, if you could change any book or game ever written,
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what would it be? How would you change it?
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I'm going to go with a movie. Okay.
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And I would cut 15 minutes out of Die Hard 2.
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And there are two characters I'd combine. And it would
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be It would get halfway there to the first Die
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Hard if you just cut a little bit of time
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out of it and combine two characters, and that's the difference.
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Isn't that interesting? But I think that kind of micro-editing
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really does make a huge difference to movies.
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That's how sharp the margins can be when you're trying
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to create something that's going to have an impact.
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Yeah, it makes a big difference to books, actually, too.
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That's what I was thinking.
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Yeah, I can cut, what, 30,000 words out of my
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last book, which was painful, but you know what? It's
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a lot better now, so that was good. Danny. Yes.
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If you, what writer would you most like to sit
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down and have dinner with? And that could be living
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or dead, so.
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Okay, this might be.
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Including none of us.
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Yes, including no one on this panel.
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I was gonna say, now, okay, I am, ironically enough,
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a classics fanatic, so I would love to sit down
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with Jane Austen. I felt she was like before her
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time and I loved her wit. I just thought it
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was fascinating. So I would love to sit down and
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just chat with her with what life was at that
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time and how she was able to write those books
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back then.
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You know, I asked Lou Burney the same question on
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the podcast a few weeks ago and he said the
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same thing. So the Janeites are still with us. All right.
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One last question for each of you. What's coming next?
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What should we look for from you in the future? Bill,
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you wanna go first?
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A book about the Bay Somme book that is stolen
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in a rather dramatic way.
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Oh, I've heard about that.
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Yeah, and it leads.
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Us into a novel that brings my main character, Peter Fallon,
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who appeared first in 1980 in Back Bay, a book
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about the history of Boston. who appears in what will be,
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I think, his eighth adventure, which will be his return
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to Boston.
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He's been all over the world.
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Nice, full circle.
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Right, right.
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And for the last 25 years or so, since he's
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been appearing in subsequent novels since Back Bay, he has.
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Managed to maintain... an age that is.
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About 10 or 15 years younger than I am. And
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in this one, he'll probably have to be about 20
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years younger than I am because he still has to
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fight hand to hand on occasion. And I gave that
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up a long time ago.
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He's not aging in real time.
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Right. Exactly.
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Okay, Dan, how about you?
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I'm working on a game for Sony Interactive Entertainment and
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PlayStation that I'm really excited about. It is a great team,
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and it is kind of the video game equivalent of
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working on a blockbuster movie.
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So it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of work.
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It's a lot of time, so it's a ways off.
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But I really look forward to coming back on the
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podcast when it's announced or released.
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We can make that happen.
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And you get to experience it for yourself. I'd love that.
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Dani, how about you?
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00:36:26.849 --> 00:36:30.030
So the book I mentioned, Three Steps Behind, is coming
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out September 15th, and it features a forensic biologist and
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a private investigator with a crime that appears very simple,
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but we all know they are far more complex. And
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then I have a new series coming out with HarperCollins
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that will start next year called The Locke Chronicles, and
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they're far more thriller-based, which I'm really excited to kind
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of make that shift.
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Cool. I know you brought copies, advance copies of Three
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Steps Behind, and they sold like that.
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That's awesome.
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Brought them to RyderCon, where all the good stuff happens. Right.
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I should point out. Thank you guys all very much.
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Just a few parting words. No point in really talking
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that's September 3rd through 6th, by the way, Labor Day
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Okay?
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Wherever you get podcasts, it actually does help and make
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you refuse to quit. See you next time.