Full Transcript for Doing karate in the afterlife (Dave Theune, Raphael Chestang)

00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:24.800 How are you? 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:27.039 I'm fine, I guess. 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:28.800 Uh wow. 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:32.400 Um, I think I told you I was interested in taking singing lessons. 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:32.960 Oh, yeah. 00:03:33.199 --> 00:03:36.080 But I didn't want to get big timed by Aretha Franklin in my class. 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:36.639 Yeah, yeah. 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:52.800 Um, so I'm looking for kind of more of the um the like 27 club guys that died when they were 27, like your Kurt Cobain's and your um sorry, I was thinking 700 club, which is like whatever, yeah, super Christian. 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:54.400 No, I'm not looking for those guys. 00:03:54.719 --> 00:03:58.000 I actually profoundly trying to avoid those guys. 00:03:58.479 --> 00:04:01.439 I would be surprised if they're here for being honest. 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:02.319 And me too. 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:03.280 I haven't seen them. 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:04.240 Okay, 27. 00:04:04.319 --> 00:04:06.479 So Jimi Hendrix, yeah, Amy Winehouse. 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:06.879 Yep. 00:04:07.039 --> 00:04:09.840 I'm trying to get singing lessons from them because maybe River Phoenix. 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:10.879 No, he died younger. 00:04:11.039 --> 00:04:12.319 And was he a singer? 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:14.639 You know, with River Phoenix, he could do everything. 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:15.199 He could do everything. 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:15.439 Sure. 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:16.959 Sure. 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:17.439 Yeah. 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:29.759 Um, so yeah, I I I I contacted Amy, hadn't gotten haven't gotten a total response because you have to, you know, you're you're in a way, I'm auditioning when I'm doing a voicemail because if they don't like my voice, maybe they don't want to teach me singing. 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:32.240 They'll hear the voicemail and they'll go, this person stands on chance. 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:32.480 Right. 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:35.519 So I'm trying to be like, hi, it's Rick. 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:36.959 You know, like give a lesson. 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:38.240 And that is your singing voice. 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:44.079 Now, last on the last episode, I believe I sang a number of times, and I don't think you have the opportunity to bust one out. 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:46.480 Is do you want to potentially bust one out right now? 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:50.959 Um, I feel like I don't. 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:52.319 Okay. 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:53.360 Okay. 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:57.199 I will say I was at one point, I was roasted in the comments. 00:04:57.519 --> 00:05:03.279 Uh, because apparently, apparently, uh this show is not just on our public access in the afterlife. 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:04.639 Apparently, people are putting it on the internet. 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:05.600 We didn't know that. 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:06.720 I guess thank you. 00:05:07.120 --> 00:05:08.079 Thank you

to whoever's doing that. 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:10.959 Hopefully the money or the compensation, whatever comes our way. 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:12.959 But people have been leaving like a bunch of comments. 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:18.480 So I I took some of the I got I grabbed some of the comments and I thought it'd be fun for us to look at that. 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:19.040 I would love to. 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:23.040 Yeah, do you want to just maybe we can like look at one of them and you want to pick one at random? 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:23.360 Yeah. 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:23.920 Alright. 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:26.079 I can need to pick that one. 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:26.399 Okay. 00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:27.920 What's this one? 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:29.600 Yeah, this show is not good. 00:05:29.759 --> 00:05:30.560 One star. 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:35.360 So okay. 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:40.399 Why did I write that one? 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:42.000 You know, what's I should have noted that. 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:42.959 It's interesting. 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:46.079 I'm using context clues here, and I think I get the gist. 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:50.079 But I have to say, sometimes a star system is not what you think it is. 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:54.879 Yeah, because like sometimes like a uh like one star. 00:05:55.199 --> 00:05:57.360 I mean, one star is immensely powerful. 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:57.920 Right. 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:58.800 Like the sun. 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:00.079 In the mmm. 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:02.079 Yeah, or Beetlejuice, you know? 00:06:02.319 --> 00:06:02.720 Right. 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:04.000 So that's good. 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:06.959 In the Michelin world, having one star is unbelievable. 00:06:07.439 --> 00:06:08.079 Incredible. 00:06:08.319 --> 00:06:09.519 It's it's not one star. 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:11.040 Maybe it's one Michelin star. 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:14.959 The thing that makes it the thing that gives me pause is it does say is not good. 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:17.279 And that's kind of hard to interpret differently. 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:18.959 Yeah, this show. 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:21.040 Yeah, this show is yeah. 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:21.600 This show. 00:06:21.839 --> 00:06:22.480 This show is not. 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:23.759 What if there's missing punctuation? 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:24.240 Oh, yeah. 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:26.319 This show is not, period. 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:26.720 Good. 00:06:26.959 --> 00:06:27.920 Good one star. 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:29.120 Good one star. 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:31.680 Yeah, this show is not still feels bad. 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:37.920 But what's nice is when you leave a star rating in the comments, it actually doesn't affect our star rating. 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:45.759 By just typing one star, it doesn't and actually I would encourage anyone who wants to rank us rank us one star to just write it. 00:06:45.920 --> 00:06:47.519 Um, because it's not

registering. 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:51.360 Yeah, if you're if you're ranking us five stars, do that in the star meter thing. 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:52.639 Yeah, yeah. 00:06:52.800 --> 00:06:53.759 Um, awesome. 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:55.519 Well, this was a really good segment idea. 00:06:55.759 --> 00:06:58.000 Maybe, maybe, maybe the next one will be better. 00:06:58.480 --> 00:06:59.360 Yeah, I hope. 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:04.399 Um, well, I'm kind of excited to talk to our first guest. 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:05.199 I don't know how you feel. 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:06.399 I'm very excited. 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:12.000 Uh, you know, I I was able to look a little bit of the history of this person, and um, obviously they're a famous inventor. 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:13.519 I assume everybody knows their name. 00:07:13.759 --> 00:07:16.399 Please welcome Alexander Graham Bell. 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:17.600 Hey. 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:19.680 Hello there to my friends. 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:20.639 Hi there. 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:23.279 You doing all right? 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:23.680 Yes. 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:24.480 I'm doing all right. 00:07:24.639 --> 00:07:25.759 You're finding your touchstone phrase. 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:26.959 Uh, yes. 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:28.560 What would be one? 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:30.800 Uh, because you're Scottish, right? 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:31.360 Donkey. 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:31.839 Donkey. 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:32.000 Donkey. 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:32.639 I think Donkey. 00:07:32.800 --> 00:07:33.360 Donkey is a good one. 00:07:33.519 --> 00:07:35.439 I feel like that's what old Scotsmen were using. 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:36.639 We're saying donkey. 00:07:36.879 --> 00:07:38.319 Is that where Shrek got it? 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:41.439 I think Shrek got it from Donkey. 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:43.360 You think they started saying Donkey? 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:43.759 Yeah. 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:46.000 Okay, because all the Scottish people were saying donkey. 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:47.360 I just saw that movie, by the way. 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:48.399 You just saw Shrek? 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:48.879 Yes. 00:07:49.279 --> 00:07:50.319 Does it feel accurate? 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:51.680 Uh incredibly so. 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:52.639 Yes, it does. 00:07:52.800 --> 00:07:54.079 May I ask to what? 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:56.399 Uh just the way that we were. 00:07:57.680 --> 00:07:59.680 The people that would mill about and whatnot. 00:07:59.839 --> 00:08:00.240 Uh-huh. 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.079 Living in swamps, grabbing earwax. 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:02.480 Yes. 00:08:02.959 --> 00:08:04.240 Speaking of earwax, hey. 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:12.000 You probably are intimately equated with all things ear because you created the like US patent for the telephone. 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:12.480 That's right. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:15.279 So you've got one of my babies right here now here. 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:19.680 Now, what's interesting is nobody has called in on this phone, which is always available to call in. 00:08:19.839 --> 00:08:20.160 Okay. 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:22.319 Um, so please, it would actually mean a lot to our guests. 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:24.000 Now would be a great time to call on. 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:26.079 It'd be a great time to call in. 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:28.079 Give us a couple of stars, if you will. 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:28.720 Please. 00:08:29.199 --> 00:08:30.000 More than one would be great. 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:30.399 Please. 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:33.840 And if it's not five, I guess you can just verbalize it over the phone because that doesn't really count. 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:34.320 That's okay. 00:08:34.399 --> 00:08:35.039 Yeah, we don't mind. 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:35.759 Um, yeah. 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:38.960 Please tell us how did you come about creating that phone? 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:40.240 Well, let me tell you what. 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.039 I am intimately aware of all things hearing. 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:43.360 Yeah. 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:45.759 For me, wife and me mum. 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:47.600 Both deaf. 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:49.600 Wow. 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:50.000 Okay. 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:54.639 This is something that I did know, and that's what you led you to start looking into. 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:55.279 Yes. 00:08:55.519 --> 00:08:56.720 Trying to help people. 00:08:57.120 --> 00:08:57.759 Hey, yes. 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:58.320 Right? 00:08:58.480 --> 00:08:58.879 That's right. 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:00.240 And I got to the phone. 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:05.919 It got to the point where we made the advancements needed to create Donkey. 00:09:06.399 --> 00:09:07.840 Yeah, anytime you needed to switch. 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:08.799 We can help you out, too. 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:09.200 Donkey. 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:10.320 Great. 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:13.759 It got to the point where we were able to create the telephone. 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:17.840 And it appealed not just to those who've hard of hearing, but don'tke. 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.240 To people all over the world. 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:23.360 Did it spread fast? 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:24.480 Very fast. 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:24.879 Yeah. 00:09:25.039 --> 00:09:25.679 Very fast. 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:27.360 It caught on like, let's see. 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:29.600 Um, what would you say today? 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:30.720 Ska music. 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:31.200 Oh. 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:31.840 Oh. 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:36.320 I would almost say that's like we're like 25 years behind. 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:37.519 Are you a big ska guy? 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:38.960 Or maybe third wave. 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:40.080 Uh third wave. 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:40.960 Sell out. 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:42.320 Is now the third wave? 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:42.559 I think. 00:09:43.440 -->

00:09:44.639 Real big fish, if my understanding. 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:45.360 Yeah, real big fish. 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:46.320 It's a bit ahead of my time. 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:48.799 But uh, I believe that's third wave ska. 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:50.720 And I'll tell you what, it's the best. 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:53.679 Wait, real big fish is ahead of your time? 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:55.120 Ahead of my time? 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:56.320 Well, this is interesting. 00:09:56.399 --> 00:09:57.360 Is that considered ahead? 00:09:57.679 --> 00:10:01.360 So you just recently got into I just recently got I mean, it was I was before their time. 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:02.159 You were before their time. 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:04.720 They're ahead Fair enough. 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:05.279 There we go. 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:06.159 There we go. 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:06.559 Yeah, yeah. 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:10.480 And I'll tell you what, what that leads me to why I'm here today. 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:10.960 Oh. 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:14.480 I know you look at me as some great inventor. 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:15.200 Of course. 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:20.879 As someone who's maybe led the way and has climbed mountains. 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:27.919 But I'm here to tell you right now, I pale in comparison to the recent inventors of your time. 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:28.799 Stop it. 00:10:29.039 --> 00:10:31.200 You came here to tell us that you pale in comparison? 00:10:31.759 --> 00:10:34.799 You hold me up in too lofty of esteem. 00:10:35.039 --> 00:10:35.120 No. 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:38.799 I almost feel like many people probably don't know who you are, but continue. 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:42.720 The other day I went out for dinner. 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:47.360 And when I say I went out, I mean I went out for pizza. 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:48.960 Okay. 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:51.679 And for the first time in my life. 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:53.919 And I've never seen this before. 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:58.000 There was cheese within the crust. 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:06.480 And I tell you right now, as God is my witness, that it may be the greatest invention I've ever witnessed. 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:07.519 Alexander. 00:11:07.679 --> 00:11:11.600 Alexander, you compare to the telephone, you changed people's lives. 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:15.519 You pioneered work with people who are hard of hearing, who are deaf. 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:19.360 You you made it so that people could communicate across the country. 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:25.200 Soft crest pizza is just like a way to get a little extra cheese, which is really good. 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:26.240 It's really, really good. 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:27.440 Where would you have put it? 00:11:27.600 --> 00:11:29.840 If you had meant making the pizza, where would you put it in the phone? 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:30.559 I'm an idiot. 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:32.799 Right, right. 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:33.600 And the tip? 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:35.679 You would have shoved it in the tip of what? 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:38.879 What do you So you mean the middle? 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:40.080 The point? 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:42.240 You don't make pizza a slice at a time. 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:43.919 You make a big round one. 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:48.720 You put the big bulbous bounce of cheese right by the tip of the triangle? 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:50.399 I'm not the inventor. 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:51.440 Yeah, clearly. 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:52.240 Well, good, yeah. 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.639 I mean, uh, hey, that's as good as any idea I would have had. 00:11:54.799 --> 00:11:55.279 Don't care. 00:11:55.440 --> 00:11:57.120 I could not have thought of a place. 00:11:57.519 --> 00:11:58.159 And they did. 00:11:58.399 --> 00:11:59.039 Yeah, they did. 00:11:59.200 --> 00:12:03.360 So I think what they do is they do they take basically mozzarella sticks and then kind of roll it into the. 00:12:03.840 --> 00:12:06.720 I don't think they want to admit that they're taking string cheese and putting it in there. 00:12:06.879 --> 00:12:07.360 It's kind of worth it. 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:10.799 But I think they're kind of doing that and just rolling a ridge around. 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:14.799 But but Alexander, you said there's greater inventors of our time. 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:18.240 Are there other things you're thinking about here besides we have stuff crap pizza? 00:12:18.399 --> 00:12:19.120 Stuff crap people. 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:20.399 You have struck up people. 00:12:20.639 --> 00:12:22.399 We got struck up people, which is good. 00:12:23.279 --> 00:12:31.679 I mean, I I I when I try and think of great inventors, a big thing that you did too is you invented many things, right? 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:33.279 It wasn't just like one thing. 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.519 And you were so like philanthropic from what I understand. 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:37.759 You were like the president of the National Geographic Society. 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:39.360 Well, and in that, yes, I did. 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:40.159 Yes, I did. 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:43.360 As well as one of the early mind detectors. 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:45.120 Mine detectors? 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:46.399 To detective people have mines? 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:47.360 No, no, no, no, no. 00:12:47.679 --> 00:12:48.000 Mine. 00:12:48.159 --> 00:12:48.559 Mine. 00:12:48.639 --> 00:12:49.679 The destructive devices. 00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:52.159 Now, mine are the mines also destructive devices? 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:53.200 They certainly can be. 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:54.159 Yes, they can. 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:54.720 Okay. 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:55.679 Okay, okay, okay. 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:57.360 And then I saw metal detectors too. 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:59.039 Which I guess is the same thing, probably, right? 00:12:59.279 --> 00:12:59.440 Yes. 00:13:00.320 -->

00:13:01.440 Mine is like an offshoot. 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:03.600 You detect metal and you go, could that be a mine? 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:03.919 Right. 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:05.200 And then maybe it's a watch. 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:08.559 Yeah, you're like, oh, I found oh, I made a mind detector. 00:13:08.639 --> 00:13:10.240 And everybody else is like, that's kind of just a metal detector. 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:11.759 We're kind of using that to find paper clips. 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:12.960 Yeah, we could kind of find anything with it. 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:13.279 Right. 00:13:13.440 --> 00:13:15.200 Yeah, you're limiting your scope by saying mind detector. 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:15.759 Absolutely. 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:18.240 And and I say right now, that's all will and good. 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:18.639 Yeah. 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:22.720 But you tell me right now, what are you using more? 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:24.320 A mind detector? 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:24.879 Okay. 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:32.559 Or are you using shampoo and conditioner in one bottle? 00:13:32.960 --> 00:13:33.519 So, okay. 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:35.679 I use it every day. 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:37.200 You don't. 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:38.240 You do? 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:39.120 You do? 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:42.080 Wait, I uh shampoo and conditioning. 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:42.799 Yeah. 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:44.159 You do? 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:45.200 You have a shampoo. 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:46.000 What? 00:13:46.080 --> 00:13:47.279 I use it for my beard. 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:48.320 Oh. 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:49.279 Wow. 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:50.799 Sorry. 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:53.039 I'm so surprised why you guys are so surprised. 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:54.399 Everybody was thinking about it. 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:55.840 We were all kind of thinking about it. 00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:57.039 So I, you know, we were just. 00:13:57.279 --> 00:13:58.559 You just keep it, you keep it tight on top? 00:13:58.879 --> 00:13:59.679 I keep it tight on top. 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:01.039 Hey, you keep it tight, it looks good on you. 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:02.639 A lot of people can pull it off. 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:03.120 You do. 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:04.159 Completely. 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:04.639 Thank you. 00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:06.480 You do shampoo and conditioner on the beard? 00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:07.039 On my beard. 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:07.360 That's right. 00:14:07.600 --> 00:14:07.679 Really? 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:08.080 Yeah, yeah. 00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:09.600 I can't do that condition. 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:12.639 I got really oily skin and it followed me into through my death. 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.720 I don't should I be doing that with my mustache? 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:17.200 Um, do you what combination? 00:14:17.279 --> 00:14:18.000 Do you have combination? 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:19.600 Dry, oily, dry skin, oily skin. 00:14:19.679

--> 00:14:20.000 What do you think? 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:22.320 I think I have more than the normal. 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:28.639 If I'm ranking the inventions of the four that we've bit discussed, I'm still putting phone number one. 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:36.559 I'm putting phone, then stuffed crust pizza very close behind because you've reminded me that people are doing stuff to crust that is awesome. 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:38.240 Like making it into a breadstick. 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:39.519 We're doing like turbo crust. 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:40.639 What's turbo crust? 00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:41.759 What's turbo crust? 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:43.600 Jets pizza does the turbo crust where they have. 00:14:44.080 --> 00:14:45.840 Well that seems like a name just because they're called Jets Pizza. 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.720 Well, they turbo, you know, like turbo it all up, you know? 00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:50.320 From zero to turbo. 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:51.360 It's turboed. 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:54.159 Between zero and turbo, theirs goes all the way to turbo. 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:56.080 Yeah, but I don't even know what that means. 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:58.240 Well, think about what's not turbo. 00:14:58.720 --> 00:14:58.960 Plain? 00:14:59.279 --> 00:14:59.600 Opposite. 00:14:59.679 --> 00:14:59.919 Yes. 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:00.720 Straight up opposite. 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:02.080 Fried turtle. 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:02.559 Turtle? 00:15:02.639 --> 00:15:03.279 Not turbo. 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:05.519 I don't think they're doing a turtle crust. 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:06.159 Turtle crust. 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:06.879 Turtle crust. 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:07.600 Ooh. 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:09.679 Ooh, good or ooh bad? 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:10.159 I don't know. 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:12.240 Because you said ooh gross and then you smiled after. 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:13.200 You went, ooh. 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:13.840 Ooh. 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:20.879 So mine is phone, stuffed crust pizza, shampoo and conditioner, and minded detection. 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:22.879 I go shampoo and conditioner dead last. 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:24.000 I can't use that shit. 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:24.480 What? 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:24.960 What? 00:15:25.200 --> 00:15:28.799 When you have a product that does two things, they do both of them poorly. 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:29.519 Oh. 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:34.480 But a metal detector does one thing, detects metal. 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:38.000 Well, but it to be fair, no offense, it detects too many things. 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:39.679 Because originally it was just for mines. 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:41.200 But now it's detecting everything. 00:15:41.440 --> 00:15:42.240 Listen, okay. 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:47.200 If my shampoo was so good that it also like wiped my ass, that's awesome. 00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:52.720 But shampoo and conditioner is just a worse shampoo and a worse conditioner in one bottle.

00:15:52.960 --> 00:15:53.279 I see. 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:53.919 I see. 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:54.720 Okay, okay. 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:54.960 Okay. 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:56.639 Hey, well, well, potato, potato. 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:58.879 We uh agree to disagree on these things. 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:04.720 Okay, but you also, I guess this isn't an invention, but you founded ain't ATT. 00:16:05.759 --> 00:16:09.279 You've he founded Yeah, he was a co-founder, I believe. 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:10.559 I was a co-founder of ATT. 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:13.360 Alexander Bell Grim Bell. 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:15.039 Bell. 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:17.600 Used to have Bell in the name, I believe. 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:19.679 Which part? 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:21.840 Yeah, tell tele telebells. 00:16:23.039 --> 00:16:23.679 Telecommunications. 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:27.919 Yeah, I guess there's no really big way to find this out. 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:31.519 Uh, but I'm pretty sure the Bell was in the name of ATD at some point. 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:32.799 I believe it does the logo. 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:35.919 The logo, I think, was a bell, but it's a circle about it. 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:36.639 It's just a circle now. 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:37.440 It's just a circle now. 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:38.559 So it's like a blue circle. 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:39.120 It's just a blue. 00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:42.080 It kind of looks like a planet, but it's but it's got lines through it. 00:16:42.480 --> 00:16:43.039 Yeah. 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:43.679 Yeah, yeah. 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:45.519 It's still going strong though. 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:47.600 Which for I mean over a century. 00:16:47.840 --> 00:16:48.080 Okay, yeah. 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:49.759 Verizon's on our heels. 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:50.639 It's hot on our heels. 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:51.600 You still pay attention. 00:16:51.919 --> 00:16:54.000 Do you know Alexander Graham Verizon? 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:55.039 Yes. 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:55.919 Yes. 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:56.960 I have not met that. 00:16:57.039 --> 00:16:57.919 What's he like? 00:16:58.159 --> 00:16:59.200 I'll tell you what. 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:03.840 He um he it's he his voice is crystal clear. 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:04.640 I'll give you that. 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:07.200 I'll give you that in person or over the phone. 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:08.160 Can you hear him now? 00:17:08.400 --> 00:17:08.720 Good. 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:09.519 Yes. 00:17:09.920 --> 00:17:11.839 Don't advertise for his dumb shit. 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:12.720 I'm sorry. 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:13.680 For Verizon? 00:17:13.759 --> 00:17:14.079 What's wrong? 00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:15.440 Is he a bad guy? 00:17:15.599 --> 00:17:16.079 I mean. 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:17.599 No, he's a good guy. 00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:18.480 He's a good guy. 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:19.519 Don't care. 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:20.400 Okay. 00:17:21.119 --> 00:17:21.759 Listen. 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:23.440 Listen. 00:17:24.319 --> 00:17:24.640 Listen. 00:17:25.279 --> 00:17:26.319 Hey, check it out. 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:26.799 Listen to us. 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:27.920 Check it out. 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:29.359 Let me ask you a question. 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:29.759 Uh huh. 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:31.200 When you're on your phone, you love the phone. 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:32.720 Like you love phones. 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:37.359 And you're on the phone, you're talking to your friends, and you're enjoying a stuff crust pizza. 00:17:37.839 --> 00:17:38.400 Yeah, I wish. 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:39.519 Oh my god. 00:17:39.759 --> 00:17:41.359 Tell me, tell me this. 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:44.160 Is there any better place to enjoy it? 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:49.920 They're on a chair that has a little lover on the side and you recline it. 00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:50.880 A lazy boy. 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:52.640 You're a lazy boy. 00:17:53.119 --> 00:17:53.599 Crap. 00:17:53.920 --> 00:17:55.359 Lazy boy's number one over phone. 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:56.960 It's gotta go. 00:17:57.119 --> 00:17:57.599 Hold on. 00:17:58.000 --> 00:17:58.960 Lazy boys over phone. 00:17:59.200 --> 00:17:59.920 I'm so sorry. 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:03.279 I actually think because we keep talking about stuff, crest pizza, that has moved up for me. 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:04.160 That's above phones. 00:18:05.440 --> 00:18:07.680 We're talking about to be fair. 00:18:07.759 --> 00:18:09.599 And once again, this is this is not on you. 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:12.880 But phones have become kind of like one of the worst things that ever happened to society. 00:18:13.599 --> 00:18:14.480 But that's not your phone. 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:18.240 I don't know if you're aware what Steve Jobs and his little hooligans did. 00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:18.960 He's up here. 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:20.559 Yeah, they kind of ruined your phone. 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:22.960 They kind of make kids addicted to phones. 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:24.799 They make people feel bad about themselves. 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:25.920 They ruined your idea. 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:26.720 Oh my gosh. 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:28.160 You've not heard about this yet? 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:34.720 No, I have heard about uh stuff crossed pizza, Verizon, and uh combination shampoo. 00:18:35.039 --> 00:18:37.039 Yes, and conditioner, but no. 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:37.680 Yes. 00:18:37.759 --> 00:18:38.000 Yes. 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:40.319 They're they're people are becoming addicted to your product. 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:41.839 To these big old honkers? 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:44.240 Yeah, well, they got they're wet. 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:45.200 They are. 00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:46.640 Call in. 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:48.079 They start looking like this now. 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.680 What the heck is that? 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:50.960 Peruse it. 00:18:51.200 -->

00:18:53.279 Dear Lord, that's light. 00:18:53.599 --> 00:18:54.559 It's very light. 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:55.359 Oh my god. 00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:58.240 And you can you can call anyone in the world on it. 00:18:58.480 --> 00:18:58.640 Okay. 00:18:58.799 --> 00:19:02.960 You can go on the internet, you can order a stuffed crust pizza with the touch of a button. 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:04.319 Oh my gosh. 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:10.000 And the combination of all these things are worse than if they were individual. 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:11.359 It's too many. 00:19:11.440 --> 00:19:12.240 It does too many things. 00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:17.359 It orders pizza, it orders shampoo, it orders what mine detectors. 00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:19.039 It orders mine detectors. 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:20.480 Oh my gosh. 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:22.240 And you it can sometimes be a wallet. 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:23.920 Yeah, and it can be a wallet too. 00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:24.960 It does too many things. 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:25.920 It could be a wallet. 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:26.160 Yeah. 00:19:26.400 --> 00:19:31.920 Yeah, either a physical wallet, you could put your money in there and you can have money on your phone. 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:34.400 My God. 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:36.640 Could you put photos of your kids on there? 00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:36.960 Yeah. 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:38.240 What? 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:38.640 Yes. 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:39.920 Is that good or bad? 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:42.319 Because if you put a photo of a kid on this, it'd look kind of silly. 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:43.039 It'd look very good. 00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:44.319 And it better be a thin kid. 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:44.880 Yeah. 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:46.559 It better be a thin kid. 00:19:46.720 --> 00:19:48.000 But you're always saying that, Rika. 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:50.160 I think kids are getting too fat. 00:19:50.319 --> 00:19:50.480 Yeah. 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:51.039 What do you think? 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:51.599 Thin kids. 00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:52.240 Yuck. 00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:53.599 It better be a thin kid. 00:19:53.759 --> 00:19:54.079 Yuck. 00:19:54.319 --> 00:19:56.079 Yes, whatever I see a big kid on like yuck. 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:56.559 Yuck. 00:19:56.880 --> 00:19:57.440 Yuck. 00:19:57.920 --> 00:19:58.559 Hold on. 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:00.640 I no offense, Alex. 00:20:00.720 --> 00:20:01.440 I gotta call something out. 00:20:01.599 --> 00:20:01.839 What? 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:02.480 What? 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:04.880 I think I see something poking. 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:06.720 What? 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:07.200 No. 00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:12.400 Have you been pretending you don't have a smartphone so that you don't look like a simp? 00:20:13.599 --> 00:20:16.640 That's exactly why I've been pretending to not have a smartphone. 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:18.400 I don't want to look like a simp. 00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:21.200 Can you explain one more time, real quick? 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:22.240 What is a simp again? 00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:26.480 A simp is like someone who's just like simple, like you're simping for something. 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:37.039 Like if I was simping for um Verizon, I might like pepper their quote into this cable access show to seem popular because I'm simping for them. 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:38.480 Like they didn't even ask me. 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:40.000 They don't care about me, but I'm like simping. 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:43.519 That's true. 00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:44.960 That's like me simping for my child. 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:46.720 It's like I invented You invented child. 00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:48.000 You invented your child. 00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:48.559 Yeah. 00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:50.240 Fair thin. 00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:53.200 And honestly, you this is very thin. 00:20:53.519 --> 00:20:53.920 It is. 00:20:54.079 --> 00:20:55.599 I almost forgot I had it. 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:58.240 But I'll tell you what, I do love it. 00:20:58.400 --> 00:20:58.720 Yeah. 00:20:58.880 --> 00:21:00.160 I do love my invention. 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:00.559 Okay. 00:21:00.799 --> 00:21:01.599 I don't mean to say it. 00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:02.640 My inventions are bad. 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:03.599 No, they're not. 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:04.319 They're not. 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.359 Would you trade that for stuff craft stuff craft peepa right now? 00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:08.160 Papa pizza? 00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:08.480 Papa? 00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:10.160 Yes. 00:21:10.319 --> 00:21:11.119 Would you really? 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:15.920 I think we're all ranking pizza as number one. 00:21:16.720 --> 00:21:17.839 I think we're talking about it enough. 00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:18.960 We might as well order one. 00:21:19.119 --> 00:21:20.480 Let's get one here, staff. 00:21:20.880 --> 00:21:22.079 That would be all right. 00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:22.720 I'd be down. 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:23.440 I'd be down. 00:21:23.599 --> 00:21:23.920 Okay. 00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:25.119 Let's get some pizza. 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:26.799 Let's turn on some Se Ferris. 00:21:27.440 --> 00:21:28.319 Uh some what? 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:29.200 Se Ferris. 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:30.240 It's a ska band. 00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:31.279 It's a ska band. 00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:34.319 Do you think you like ska band because you're Scottish? 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:37.039 Oh well, well, well. 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:39.920 I figured you figured it out. 00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:40.960 Wow. 00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:42.160 Is that the origin? 00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:43.839 Oh, is it really? 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:44.559 I believe so. 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:48.640 And Scottish being spelled S K A T T I S H. 00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:49.359 Yes. 00:21:49.519 --> 00:21:49.680 Yes. 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:54.400 Yeah, they switched it when ska became popular to avoid the association so strongly. 00:21:54.720

--> 00:21:59.759 It's so crazy because when you say ska, if you say gun to your head, think of one instrument that back my. 00:22:02.079 --> 00:22:03.359 It's so backpipe. 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:04.559 It's so backpipe. 00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:05.599 Some people go brass. 00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:06.319 They go trumpet. 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:06.799 They go tube. 00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:07.759 I go big pipe. 00:22:09.039 --> 00:22:09.839 I go big pipe. 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:10.480 I go backpipe. 00:22:11.359 --> 00:22:11.599 Wow. 00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:12.000 Okay. 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:13.839 I kind of want to order a stuff-crest pizza. 00:22:13.920 --> 00:22:14.640 Yeah, that's trying to get one of them. 00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:17.279 And maybe we take a break for a word from our sponsors. 00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:18.000 Let's do it. 00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:19.519 We'll be right back. 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:23.359 Going once, going twice, sold. 00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:26.960 You just bought Freddie Mercury's memory of playing Live Aid. 00:22:27.119 --> 00:22:27.519 That's right. 00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:30.079 At the memory auction, you can buy and sell memories. 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:33.440 Next up, some guy Keith's memory of kissing his cousin. 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:35.680 But she's not your cousin. 00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:38.319 And we're back. 00:22:38.640 --> 00:22:42.000 Willie, I could not be more thrilled for our next guest. 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:42.960 I'm so excited. 00:22:43.039 --> 00:22:46.400 I mean, this is the first time I will say I've met an extraterrestrial. 00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:47.039 Completely. 00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:48.400 And he's extra. 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:51.200 He puts the extra and extraterrestrial. 00:22:51.759 --> 00:22:53.599 Please welcome Cletus. 00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:55.759 What's up, Cletus? 00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:56.720 Thank you for having me. 00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:57.599 No problem. 00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:08.319 Cletus, I uh was reading your description, your bio, and you seem to be a dead alien supposedly found at Area 51. 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:09.039 Is that correct? 00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:11.519 Yes, that is correct. 00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:15.839 I am one of the aliens that was found at Area 51. 00:23:16.079 --> 00:23:16.799 One of? 00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:18.400 There were multiple? 00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:22.079 I think throughout the years, people keep claiming to find dead aliens there, right? 00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:22.799 Oh, okay. 00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:24.319 There have been others. 00:23:24.559 --> 00:23:24.720 Wait. 00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:27.039 Some of them came looking for me. 00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:29.200 I was a very popular guy. 00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:30.160 How did you do that? 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:32.000 Wait, Cletus is sexy. 00:23:32.880 --> 00:23:33.200 Sorry. 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:34.559 Am I the only one that thinks this? 00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:35.920 Sorry, I'm trying to. 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:39.359 Wait, are you am I the only person that thinks this? 00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:41.279 Of the two of us, yes. 00:23:41.839 --> 00:23:42.400 No offense. 00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:43.119 No offense. 00:23:43.359 --> 00:23:44.400 The way he's talking. 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:48.559 I learned how to speak English from Barry White's song. 00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:49.759 And it shows. 00:23:50.079 --> 00:23:51.759 I wasn't sure if it was that or shaft. 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:54.240 And it shows either way. 00:23:54.400 --> 00:23:54.880 Sorry. 00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:56.319 I never get unprofessional. 00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:57.519 Continue, Cletus. 00:23:58.079 --> 00:24:03.279 Well, I crash landed on my way to Vegas because I count cards. 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:09.759 And I had watched uh uh minute movies about people counting cards. 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:11.279 Which I think should be legal. 00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:12.160 I think it's stupid. 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:14.400 I think it's stupid that you shouldn't count. 00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:15.519 You're not supposed to. 00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:16.720 Is it illegal? 00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:17.599 It's not okay, sorry. 00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:18.079 It's not illegal. 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:18.799 It's frowned upon. 00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:19.839 Yeah, it's frowned upon. 00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:21.119 They might get kicked out. 00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:22.559 They definitely don't like it. 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:23.279 They don't like it. 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:24.000 I think they should. 00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:25.359 You're just being good at the game. 00:24:25.920 --> 00:24:27.599 This is exactly this is my point. 00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:28.400 We're getting on. 00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:30.000 You guys are yeah, you guys are off. 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:30.480 Continue. 00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:37.279 How did you so you went to Vegas, but uh I feel like maybe the bigger question is how did you get to Earth? 00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:38.799 Is maybe a bigger question. 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:40.000 That's a huge question. 00:24:40.160 --> 00:24:42.240 Yeah, it was a very long trip. 00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:44.400 Okay, I guess I could understand that. 00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:46.319 I I couldn't break that. 00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:48.160 You want to know the example of the plan? 00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:52.319 I mean, nobody from Earth has been to any other planet, period. 00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:54.480 Nobody from Earth has been to any other planet. 00:24:54.799 --> 00:24:55.680 Which feels wrong. 00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:57.519 It feels like we should have been on Mars by now. 00:24:57.680 --> 00:24:58.000 I know. 00:24:58.079 --> 00:24:59.680 Like but and even farther. 00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:01.200 I mean, there's no are you from Mars? 00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:02.480 Are you from this solar system? 00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:05.039 I hate to be the person that's asking you where you're from, but where are you

from? 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:07.440 What do you mean when you ask me this? 00:25:07.759 --> 00:25:14.880 I I mean where your new family is from Where were you born? 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:16.559 Where where was I born? 00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:18.960 Well, where's your what race are you? 00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:20.319 Like just any of them. 00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:21.279 Wow. 00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:22.960 Unbelievable. 00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:24.240 Wallied. 00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:25.119 I'm sorry. 00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:26.480 I never would have thought. 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:27.920 It's fascinating. 00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:29.200 It's fascinating. 00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:30.720 And what is so fascinating? 00:25:31.440 --> 00:25:34.160 Are those your eyes or are those sunglasses? 00:25:35.279 --> 00:25:36.400 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:38.079 Fuck. 00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:39.039 You're messing it up. 00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:40.000 Don't mess it up with that. 00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:40.799 You messed it up. 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:41.680 You asked just. 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:42.720 I'm being the bad guy. 00:25:43.039 --> 00:25:44.000 You race checked. 00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:44.559 I'm not. 00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:46.240 I'm I do want to check your race. 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:47.039 What's your race? 00:25:47.200 --> 00:25:49.200 I can't believe I have to say this. 00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:50.559 I am black. 00:25:50.720 --> 00:25:56.319 And these are my eyes. 00:25:56.559 --> 00:25:57.279 You're okay. 00:25:57.599 --> 00:25:59.200 I can't believe I have to say this. 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.680 I'm black and these are my eyes. 00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:03.440 You're your first. 00:26:04.160 --> 00:26:08.720 Are you black as uh as somebody on earth would be black, or are you black for somebody back home? 00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:11.039 Oh, so I'm not black enough. 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:13.519 Which is the blackest black? 00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:14.960 Which is the real black? 00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:22.480 There's no real black, but on the Is black a term you picked up on earth, or is it something you said in your home world? 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:27.039 I am I am using terms that would be familiar to you. 00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:27.920 I'm speaking. 00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:30.160 You don't have to code switch for us. 00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.279 I I would love to know your home terms. 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:33.920 Yeah. 00:26:34.240 --> 00:26:35.759 My okay. 00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:40.240 So my race of people is chameleon. 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:49.920 And I chose black because I was coming to Nevada and I did not want to wear a whole lot of sunscreen. 00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:51.599 Oh, that's very wise. 00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:53.440 High melanin count. 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:53.680 Yes. 00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:54.480 That's very smart. 00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:56.000 I've never been sunburned. 00:26:56.880 --> 00:26:57.200 Summered? 00:26:57.440 --> 00:26:57.920 Sunburned. 00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:58.400 Sunburned. 00:26:58.480 --> 00:26:58.880 Oh, sunburned. 00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:00.480 You've never been sunburned? 00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:00.799 No. 00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:02.960 Oh, I guess you can't swim, so you don't spend time in a pool. 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:03.839 So that makes sense. 00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:05.119 What is going on? 00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:06.960 Wait, can you really not swim? 00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:07.599 No. 00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:08.400 Really? 00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:09.759 With all this water? 00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:11.680 You don't have water on your planet? 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:12.960 Not this much. 00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:14.480 You're like a dune. 00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:16.640 Or whatever that's the planet's called. 00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:19.599 Uh yeah, we are like a dune. 00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:21.440 Can we get someone else? 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:26.559 Yeah, please don't like it's like when people are like, naun is Indian pizza. 00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:30.319 I'm like, I guess it's just it's a type of bread, isn't that easier? 00:27:31.039 --> 00:27:32.640 I would just like to know more about your homeworld. 00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:34.000 It feels like you're holding out on me. 00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:43.440 And maybe, maybe I will say, maybe I am uh taking you back to your time at Area 51 where they were, I'm sure, interviewing you and asking you questions and probing you and whatnot. 00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:45.039 Yeah, maybe a better question. 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.400 You were on a planet of chameleons, right? 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:48.799 Yeah. 00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:49.920 Why why leave? 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:50.960 Uh why go to Earth? 00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:51.839 Great question. 00:27:52.480 --> 00:28:03.279 So I've learned a lot about Earth, and it is it is the urge of all intelligent beings to travel. 00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:10.559 And you you get curious about different things and you want to learn about it and experience it for yourself. 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:12.000 Yeah, I get it. 00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:15.759 The Earth has a very bad rap. 00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:16.880 Sure. 00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:18.400 Why? 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:21.279 I think Earth is like America for planets. 00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:22.640 Like we're humiliating. 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:26.640 Compared to the other planets, it's very bad. 00:28:27.440 --> 00:28:30.480 You all don't have a whole lot of time left. 00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:30.960 What? 00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:31.599 What? 00:28:32.079 --> 00:28:33.920 It doesn't look like we're dead. 00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:34.559 It doesn't affect us. 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:35.920 It doesn't affect us, but I'm curious. 00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:36.640 You have kids. 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:39.279 You should fucking give a shit about your kids for once. 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:43.519 Yeah, I guess I but I did know I did bring them into

the world knowing that we have like 30 years left. 00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:44.319 Which is selfish. 00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:45.440 Yeah, that's fair. 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:48.319 How much time does Earth have? 00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:49.279 Do you know? 00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:50.880 Maybe a billion years. 00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:54.079 Oh okay that's actually quite a long time for Earth. 00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:55.279 Okay. 00:28:55.599 --> 00:29:00.240 I for us, that's like wait, do you live like how long do you live? 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:02.240 I'm 231 years old. 00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:05.599 Is that young or old for your chameleon race? 00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:07.359 How old do I look? 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:08.960 Honestly, like 30? 00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:10.559 I think chameleon don't crack. 00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:13.279 You look you look like 34. 00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:17.920 I am of medium age. 00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:18.720 Medium age. 00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:19.119 Okay. 00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.200 So you live to maybe 500 or so. 00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:25.519 And in that amount of time, you don't get to see a whole lot of things. 00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:26.880 It's a limited amount. 00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:29.279 So I wanted to see as much as I could. 00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:34.880 And if I was going to be here, I understood that I needed money. 00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:37.039 Yeah, really important on Earth. 00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.720 Okay, so you wanted to go to Vegas. 00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:39.279 Mm-hmm. 00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:39.519 Okay. 00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:40.400 And count cards. 00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:41.359 And count cards. 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:45.119 So then how did you end up getting captured in Area 51? 00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:45.920 I crashed. 00:29:46.640 --> 00:29:47.440 You crashed your spaceship? 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:49.279 Oh, so you didn't even get to Vegas at all. 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:50.799 I did not get to Vegas. 00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:52.799 Man, Cletus, I'm sorry. 00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:54.079 I crashed. 00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:55.839 And they found me. 00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.960 And did they kill you or were you dead? 00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:01.200 They let me die. 00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:04.640 So yes, they they are they are complicit. 00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:07.680 Now that's an interesting philosophical question. 00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:10.880 If you see somebody die and you let them die, did you kill them? 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:16.720 I don't think they understood that aliens need food. 00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:17.680 Wait a second. 00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:18.799 You guys also need food. 00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:19.279 We do. 00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:19.839 We do need food. 00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:21.519 So they that should have been not a coach. 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:22.720 They did know. 00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:26.079 They absolutely know that yeah, what else? 00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:28.720 Like, what did you you

died from like the accident? 00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:32.240 Like you you they let you just like fester after your crash? 00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:37.680 They held me and in a room in a basement. 00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:39.039 Oh, so while you were alive? 00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:40.079 While I was alive. 00:30:40.240 --> 00:30:40.400 What? 00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:42.400 They seemed more complicit by the second. 00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:43.359 Absolutely. 00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:48.960 They weren't sure what to do and they watched me do my uh karate. 00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:50.480 What? 00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:52.240 That's a new information. 00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:54.640 I'm sorry, you do a you do karate. 00:30:55.599 --> 00:30:59.119 I pre I practice I you practice the R? 00:30:59.599 --> 00:30:59.839 Yes. 00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:02.640 I practice the you don't do karate. 00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:04.799 Yeah, you were just you just said karate. 00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:09.119 You do marijuana drugs. 00:31:09.359 --> 00:31:09.759 Am I wrong? 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.079 Didn't you just say I was doing some of my karate? 00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:15.119 We can run it back. 00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:16.640 Probably not. 00:31:16.960 --> 00:31:17.599 Probably not. 00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:18.640 Okay. 00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:19.359 I'm sorry. 00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:22.640 So you were making the art of karate in your room. 00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:23.119 Okay. 00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:27.440 In in in the basement that I was in the basement room that I was given. 00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:29.359 Was it just art or was it purposeful? 00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:32.559 Were you trying to like kick down a gate or summon something? 00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:35.359 Like, what was the point of making karate? 00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:37.200 I was posturing. 00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:43.920 Um and a little bit too well because they were afraid. 00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:45.119 They got intimidated. 00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:46.400 They were intimidated. 00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:49.920 Now, question could you not just blend into the walls because you're a chameleon? 00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:50.720 Sorry. 00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:51.920 No, crap. 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:52.799 The answer is yes. 00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:56.000 God damn it. 00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.039 I I'm real You know what? 00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:04.720 I I I I fault the crash for me not coming up with that brilliant idea. 00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:05.039 Yeah. 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:07.279 That is a good idea. 00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:13.200 The crash must have caused some kind of uh it it shook up my head. 00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:14.079 CTE. 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:16.799 Or uh what did I say earlier? 00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:17.519 STD. 00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:20.480 Maybe it gave you an STD. 00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:23.759 And syphilis does mess with your brain. 00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:26.079 So maybe you got syphilis from the crass and it messed with your brain. 00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:26.559 Interesting. 00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:29.200 Maybe it's one of those things where you were not immune to it. 00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:33.839 It's the whole like uh when colonizers come and they start getting they bring the diseases. 00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:36.720 Yeah, you came to Earth and you weren't ready for an STD. 00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:39.839 Well, because Earth, we have like microplastics everywhere. 00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:42.400 We have people not getting tested for stuff. 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:44.720 We just like let COVID happen for a long time. 00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:46.480 I have a question about your death too. 00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:46.880 Yes. 00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:50.000 Now I will say, and I've not explored the entire afterlife. 00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:52.240 I've yet to see another alien being. 00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:58.799 Are you in our afterlife and there is a separate alien afterlife that you can't access? 00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:01.519 That's what I suspect. 00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:05.680 I have never seen another alien being here. 00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:07.039 Oh that's a nightmare. 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:11.200 That means you're not being let into some cool alien afterlife. 00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:11.759 Yeah. 00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:15.839 I mean, if if Earth sucks, okay, I guess we're running that assumption. 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:17.279 If Earth sucks compared to other planets. 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:21.119 Who cares? 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:21.920 It's cool. 00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:23.039 Who fucking cares? 00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:24.960 It's a miracle that it is a thing. 00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:26.000 You know what? 00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:27.200 It's cute. 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:27.759 Okay. 00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:30.000 I like when people are proud of where they're. 00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:30.880 Thank you. 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:32.240 No matter how shitty. 00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:37.920 But if Earth is so shitty, I'm sure afterlife is shitty compared to what would be your alien afterlife. 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:39.599 I'm sure as well. 00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:45.279 I feel like Alien Afterlife, if I'm just guessing, I feel like it's like parties all the time. 00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:47.519 I feel like everyone, it's like an orgy. 00:33:47.759 --> 00:33:50.960 I'm now realizing I've been to like no parties since I died. 00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:52.720 That's a you thing. 00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:53.680 For sure. 00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:55.599 I've definitely been to parties. 00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:56.160 No. 00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:56.880 Yeah. 00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:58.400 What are the odds, Wally? 00:33:58.640 --> 00:33:59.440 Just think about it. 00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:04.160 What are the odds that there have been zero parties this whole time? 00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:10.400 I get to get do get-togethers, but like with like party thumping, people drinking, yeah. 00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:11.360 Doing

drugs. 00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:12.719 There's no way people are doing that up here. 00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:16.239 I literally told you I was hanging out with the guys from the 27 Club. 00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:18.320 Don't those Christians, they don't drink or anything. 00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:20.000 Kirk O'Bain? 00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:21.199 Oh, don't Kirk Obain. 00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:23.440 I party with Jimi Hendrix the other day. 00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:24.239 You did? 00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:27.599 I'm sure I can see him and an alien getting along. 00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:30.079 I feel like is alien offensive? 00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:30.719 No, no. 00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:31.440 Okay, okay. 00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:32.719 Why would that be offensive? 00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:33.679 Is what I am. 00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:38.559 Well This is like when people on earth are like, is it offensive to be like you're Asian? 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:41.599 I'm like, it speaks more about you that you think that that's offensive. 00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:42.880 Why would that be offensive? 00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:43.440 Exactly. 00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:46.000 I'm proud of Asian. 00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:47.199 You're you're Asian to you. 00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:49.199 The way you say it sounds hurtful. 00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:52.239 I'm sorry, I'm also Asian. 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:53.920 Yeah, and just the way you're saying it, I don't know. 00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:54.880 There's like a hate to it. 00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:57.199 But alien, you're not an alien to yourself. 00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:58.320 You're only an alien to us. 00:34:58.559 --> 00:34:58.719 Right. 00:34:58.800 --> 00:34:59.679 Like I'm not diverse. 00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:00.559 Like you're alien too. 00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:02.159 I'm diverse in a group of people. 00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:02.800 Yes. 00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:04.000 Yes, yes, yes. 00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:04.639 Yeah. 00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:06.800 I understand where I am. 00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:07.360 Okay. 00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:07.760 Okay. 00:35:08.159 --> 00:35:08.480 Okay. 00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:09.119 Okay. 00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:12.639 It's fine for you to say that I am an alien. 00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:13.039 Okay. 00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:14.880 Here I am an alien. 00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:16.079 I understand this. 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:20.880 Like if you go to Mexico, you are an American, correct? 00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:26.079 Yes, but once again, that is where the American is who you are, regardless of where you go. 00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:26.559 I don't know. 00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:27.440 You're stepping in America. 00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:28.800 Okay, I'm sorry, alien. 00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:29.679 It sounds bad. 00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:30.159 Okay. 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:31.599 Okay. 00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:33.519 Okay, alien, move on. 00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:34.800 You know what? 00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:40.320 I actually I have uh I've been doing

a little bit of work to maybe grow ourselves as a podcast. 00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:40.480 Yes. 00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:42.639 So I can actually got a couple segment ideas. 00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:44.079 Oh, I'd love to do a segment. 00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:45.760 Interested in doing a segment. 00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:46.239 Sure. 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:46.639 Okay. 00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:50.800 And is a segment what like a part of your body might be called? 00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:52.480 What? 00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:53.199 Okay. 00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:54.000 We can cut that. 00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:57.440 Okay, we can't guess if you I guess if you really want all this. 00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:59.840 Go ahead and pick one of these and just give it to me. 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:00.800 Pick one at random. 00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:01.360 Cut that. 00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:01.920 I'm trying to play it. 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:02.960 Just give it to me. 00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:03.440 Oh. 00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:04.880 Okay. 00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.599 Uh, this game is called Kimia Socks. 00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:16.559 Um, so we lot we learned in our last episode that there's a high likely chance that Kimia Bapornia was the one that led to our death. 00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:21.199 And if you don't know who Kimmya is, she's a terrifically untalented comedian on Earth. 00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:23.280 Well, don't start the game yet. 00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:26.000 God, I just can't help but shit on Kimia. 00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:26.480 Okay. 00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:32.320 Okay, so this is Kimia sucks segment, is we just we go around and we all say one bad thing about Kimmy Bapornia. 00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:33.039 Okay. 00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:34.400 I'm ready. 00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:35.280 Okay. 00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:36.960 Locked and loaded. 00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:38.960 Not even, firstly, she killed us. 00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:39.360 Uh-huh. 00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:39.920 So whatever. 00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:40.719 That sucks. 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:42.079 But one, that sucks. 00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:44.800 Two, it's literally so typical of her. 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:46.800 Because what? 00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:55.039 Because she is just like kind of like just like so not a like just like a fun or funny and delightful person. 00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:55.360 Yeah. 00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:57.119 She has to take other people down. 00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:00.400 What happened to curly haired women supporting curly haired women? 00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:01.280 That's what I have. 00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:02.400 Thank you. 00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:03.360 All right, Alien. 00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:04.320 Uh Cletus. 00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:10.960 Um, have you ever seen her on television at a at a Sparks game? 00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:11.840 Yeah. 00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.679 She's always supporting women's basketball and she's on TV shows. 00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:16.800 It's a problem. 00:37:17.039 -->

00:37:18.000 Yeah, I agree. 00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:19.519 Why can't I be on television? 00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:20.000 Yeah. 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:20.960 And what? 00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:21.840 Because I'm bad? 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:22.800 Yeah. 00:37:23.199 --> 00:37:24.800 Well, what? 00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:27.840 Just because I do a bad audition, I'm not allowed to be on television. 00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:28.480 Okay. 00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:33.119 It really, it's I I say, you know what I say? 00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:37.440 I say that that is infringing on your right of freedom of speech. 00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:38.079 Thank you. 00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:41.360 You should be able to be bad on television. 00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:45.199 Because Kimia is like booking all these roles because she's really talented and stuff or whatever the fuck. 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:48.400 And I'm like, they're gatekeeping. 00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:52.960 Yeah, it's kind of called gatekeeping when you get a job by yourself. 00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:54.400 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:54.960 Okay. 00:37:55.280 --> 00:38:02.320 Uh mine is um, you know, I haven't seen her, but I bet you she's really bad at dodgeball. 00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:05.199 I've never seen her do it, but she probably sucks at dodgeball. 00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:11.039 I bet you if I threw a ball at Kimmya, she'd probably move into it. 00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:13.599 Yeah, she'd probably go, let me move toward it. 00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:14.880 Fucking idiot. 00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:15.920 I've seen it. 00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:17.599 And you're right. 00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:18.480 Really? 00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:20.239 It is unbelievable. 00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:22.239 She killed us because she knows we're right. 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:23.519 Stinks. 00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:23.920 All right. 00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:25.360 Well, that was an awesome segment. 00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:26.960 Great. 00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:27.519 Cool. 00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.360 Okay, after the comment thing, I was a little worried about the segment. 00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:31.840 Yeah. 00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:32.880 So I'm glad that worked out. 00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:36.239 We're gonna get up to five stars tonight. 00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:37.280 Tonight. 00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:38.320 Uh all right. 00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:38.960 Well, great. 00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:45.599 Um, I think that maybe we should take a commercial break and we can get you and Alexander Graham Bell on the couch together. 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:46.400 I'm so excited. 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:47.360 And I'm pumped. 00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:48.880 We'll be right back. 00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:53.280 I love the ozone, but I hate the calories. 00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:55.920 Then you'll love new Diet O chips. 00:38:56.239 --> 00:39:00.719 All the great taste of the ozone with half the calories of regular ozone. 00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:02.719 Grab them while they're still hot. 00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:06.960 And we're back. 00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:08.000 Uleed. 00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:10.639 I am so excited for this part of our podcast always. 00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:11.360 Me too. 00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:15.360 I love introducing people to you, but we also get the chance to introduce them to each other. 00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.880 So please welcome back to the show, Khalidas and Alexander Graham Bell. 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:20.719 Thank you for having me back. 00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:22.000 Ahoy hoy. 00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:23.119 Ahoy hoy. 00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:24.079 Ahoy hoy. 00:39:24.159 --> 00:39:26.639 Is that a reference to something, or is that just how you greet? 00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:33.199 According to our radio waves, uh, that was the first message. 00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:34.800 Ahoy hoy. 00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.039 Isn't that something a guy on The Simpsons says? 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:38.239 You think he's dope? 00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:39.760 It's because he's so old. 00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:41.840 No, you're talking about Mr. 00:39:41.920 --> 00:39:42.320 Burns. 00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:42.719 Mr. 00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:43.840 Burns says Ahoy? 00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:44.639 Ahoy? 00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:45.679 Yeah. 00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:46.320 Yes. 00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:46.960 Sorry. 00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:48.719 Uh I'm sorry I didn't name him. 00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:49.039 Mr. 00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:51.119 Burns says that on The Simpsons. 00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:52.719 That's not what you're talking about. 00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.719 I think it's what I am talking about. 00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:55.039 Yes. 00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:58.000 Oh, that's what the real phone. 00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:02.320 Yeah, the first word to we could talk about The Simpsons if you like. 00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:03.119 No, no, no. 00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:04.559 I don't want to make anyone talk about The Simpsons. 00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:05.760 It's very funny. 00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:15.760 Yeah, I will say now this is interesting because you, when you presented the idea of a phone, I believe wanted people to say ahoy instead of hello. 00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:19.360 Does it feel like do you what's uh what's with hello? 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:20.480 Why don't you like hello? 00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:22.480 I'd I'll tell you what, it's not that I don't like it. 00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:24.320 In fact, it's quite the opposite. 00:40:24.480 --> 00:40:26.400 I like that people made it their own. 00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:30.239 Once I gave the gift, then you do what you will with it. 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:31.280 It's not for me. 00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:34.320 It's like um it's like music. 00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:38.719 Uh are you familiar with the uh song Alive by Pearl Jam? 00:40:39.599 --> 00:40:41.679 No, I haven't gotten that one yet. 00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:44.159 Well, I'm still alive. 00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:46.880 Oh that's

me singing. 00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:47.760 Oh, you finally sang. 00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:50.320 Yeah, I can do Eddie Vetter's range. 00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:55.440 You've been taking some voice lessons in the shows. 00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:56.159 Stop it. 00:40:56.239 --> 00:40:58.960 No, I've been taking voice lessons with River Phoenix. 00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:01.360 It's good. 00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:01.920 It's good. 00:41:02.079 --> 00:41:02.480 It's good. 00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:03.280 Yeah, it's good. 00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:05.119 Anyways, the point I was trying to make there. 00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:06.159 Yeah, what was the point of that? 00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:09.679 Uh just that initially it was a more of a down and a little bit more of a depressing song. 00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:09.840 Yeah. 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:15.760 But the public in the years since have taken it on to be more of a celebratory song, a celebration of life. 00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:18.400 And that's just what happens with hello. 00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:22.000 But my question to you, if you don't mind me asking your question or two. 00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:22.400 Sure. 00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:23.280 Donkey. 00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.039 Listen, I would love to know. 00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:29.039 What is your what was your method of communication on your planet? 00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:30.320 He would have that. 00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:34.079 Whoa, we it's mostly telepathic. 00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:34.719 Oh. 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:36.159 Telewhat? 00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:36.800 Telepathic. 00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:37.519 Wait, do you? 00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:38.320 Telepathic? 00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:39.760 Does that bum you out, Alexander? 00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:42.159 It just light years beyond what I was ever capable of. 00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:43.760 It's incredible to hear. 00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:44.320 I wish. 00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:46.800 You know, this is something interesting about both of you. 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:47.039 Yeah. 00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:55.440 Because Alexander, I feel it has been very um, he's comparing himself to a lot of inventions that came after him, like stuff crust pizza. 00:41:55.840 --> 00:42:02.400 And you, I I know you're not from the future, but you're probably from a uh a planet that has different technology than us. 00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:03.360 That's probably more impressive. 00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:04.719 Yes, but definitely. 00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:05.280 Yeah. 00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:09.440 What are some inventions on your planet now that you've seen what Earth is like? 00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:11.440 A spaceship. 00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:12.719 Spaceship's big. 00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:14.079 It's pretty a big one. 00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:14.960 Yeah, it's a big one. 00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:15.920 Yeah, it's a big thing. 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:19.360 So pizza lazy boy spaceship phone. 00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:21.519 You go lazy boy above spaceship. 00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:23.760 Spaceship first, because spaceship can have lazy boy in it. 00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:24.800 And then lazy boy. 00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:26.559 Well, spaceship can have anything in it. 00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:27.199 Kind of. 00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:28.400 We have pizza in it. 00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:29.519 We have one. 00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:32.639 We we have the game of golf on our planet. 00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:33.280 Yeah. 00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:36.079 But we only use one club. 00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:39.760 Well, does it does it take different forms? 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:40.320 No. 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:42.000 It just works for everything. 00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:43.519 That's honestly very efficient. 00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:45.519 I mean, because did Scotland invent golf? 00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.199 The birthplace of Scott Golf. 00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:49.679 Yes. 00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:50.400 Donkey. 00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:50.880 Great. 00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:51.280 Donkey. 00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:52.079 Donkey. 00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:52.400 Golf. 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:52.960 Donkey. 00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:53.840 Donkey. 00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:55.519 Yes. 00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.199 It's a course. 00:42:57.440 --> 00:42:57.920 Yes, yes, yes. 00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:00.400 Because there's so many um golf courses called like St. 00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:02.079 Andrews or things like that. 00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:04.960 And the name And that's Scottish. 00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:06.639 Okay, gotcha, gotcha. 00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:07.039 St. 00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:07.920 Andrews is Scottish. 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:09.039 It's gotta be. 00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:09.840 Yes, it's got to be. 00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:12.639 And none of but none of the majors are in Scotland, right? 00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:14.400 For the PGA? 00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:15.199 No. 00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:16.559 That's yes. 00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:17.840 Yes or no? 00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:18.320 Which one? 00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:20.079 I'll say the open. 00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:20.239 No. 00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:22.719 The openness, the open championship is in Scotland. 00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:24.480 Are you a golf fan? 00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:26.719 How are you paying attention to Earth Sports? 00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:33.599 Listen, since I died and I died in Vegas, and these guys beat me with golf clubs, I had to figure out. 00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:40.159 Did you karate them? 00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:41.119 Or yeah. 00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:43.039 Did you make karate at them? 00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:45.760 I well, yeah, once they started swinging golf clubs. 00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:47.920 First, I was doing my karate by myself. 00:43:48.079 --> 00:43:48.480 Yeah. 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.599 I was I was just practicing of karate. 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:54.880 Well, I you did say you were you were posturing. 00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:56.480 It was posturing. 00:43:56.639 -->

00:43:57.599 That didn't work very well, though. 00:43:58.000 --> 00:43:58.880 And it didn't work. 00:43:59.039 --> 00:43:59.760 They came at me. 00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:00.800 With golf clubs. 00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:02.480 It's interesting because the U.S. 00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:03.760 government's coming at you with golf clubs. 00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:09.440 We were having a conversation on whether they were complicit in your death, and I would say they are solely to blame. 00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:10.639 I would agree. 00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:11.199 I would agree. 00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:12.320 It seems like it's their fault. 00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:14.880 I was trying to give them every benefit of the doubt. 00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:15.360 The U.S. 00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.360 government, you do not need to give the benefit of the doubt. 00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:22.639 Hey, uh before you admit your demise in Vegas, did you get to see the blue man group? 00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:24.079 Let me adjust my eyes. 00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:24.719 Please. 00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:26.480 The blue man group. 00:44:26.639 --> 00:44:27.280 Yes. 00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:28.239 Oh no. 00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:31.119 No! I never got to see the blue man. 00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:34.800 Are you are you asking that because he can turn blue? 00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:40.000 He kind of looks like he could be Ixnay. 00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:41.199 In the blue. 00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:45.679 Well, both of you kind of look like both of you kind of look like you could be in the How do you mean? 00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:46.880 What are you saying? 00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:50.320 Because we would be excellent drummers, I assume is what you're saying, right? 00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:51.760 Is that what you mean? 00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:52.800 Um no. 00:44:53.679 --> 00:45:00.960 It's a I believe it's because only one of us would have a real use for the shampoo of conditional combination in this for summer. 00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:01.760 Yes. 00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:02.480 Uh-huh. 00:45:03.280 --> 00:45:03.440 Okay. 00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:06.639 Now the US government beat you to death with golf box. 00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:11.679 And I'm wondering, are you certain that they knew you were an alien? 00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:14.639 Yeah, they do that to people all the time. 00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:16.400 Is that what you mean? 00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:17.840 That is kind of what I'm implying. 00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:18.159 Yeah. 00:45:18.719 --> 00:45:19.360 It's entirely possible. 00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:23.760 If they thought you were an alien, you would have been hoisted onto a cushion and celebrated. 00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:31.360 But if they thought you were a person, and not to be political, you chose a type of person that gets targeted by the US government a lot. 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:31.840 Damn. 00:45:31.920 --> 00:45:38.559 I didn't want to say you chose, I guess, our most targeted race. 00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:42.320 I don't mean to. 00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:43.840 My god. 00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:46.159 You all are onto something. 00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:47.840 I really hate to be onto something. 00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:48.079 Yeah. 00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:50.400 I didn't weigh in all the factors. 00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:53.920 You just you would not have known. 00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:56.000 You came to the planet, you thought hi, Melanin count. 00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:57.519 That's that's is so logic. 00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:02.960 You did not know unless maybe you were aware of the societal uh implications. 00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:05.599 Barry White always seemed so happy. 00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:08.719 That could be misleading if that's your gauge. 00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:10.480 I was saying he's fucking lying. 00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:11.920 You know, when he's singing, it's a lie. 00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:16.639 And we all know some of our greatest clowns are also our saddest. 00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:17.760 It's true. 00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:19.360 Robin Williams. 00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:21.119 Very sad. 00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:22.239 Very sad. 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:23.679 Extreme Bozo. 00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:25.199 Bozo was very scary. 00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:26.719 John Wayne Gacy. 00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:29.119 One of our greatest clowns. 00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:31.840 One of our greatest clowns. 00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:32.559 Really sad. 00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:36.079 The only thing that could have made him scarier is clown makeup, I'd imagine. 00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:37.440 Yeah, I mean, well. 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:41.840 We have learned that he is up here around. 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:46.159 And uh Reka has said in the past that I do give John Wayne Gacy vibes. 00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:46.559 Yeah. 00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:47.199 You do. 00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:47.599 Yeah. 00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:51.920 I couldn't put my finger on it. 00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:53.119 You agree. 00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:53.840 You agree? 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:54.400 I said it. 00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:54.800 And what? 00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:57.039 I know you agree, but how do you why do you agree? 00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:58.159 A little sad. 00:46:58.320 --> 00:46:59.280 I'm a little sad. 00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:00.639 It's inside you. 00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:03.599 Are you also trying to do a Scottish accent? 00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:04.159 Oh. 00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:05.280 Don't get it. 00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:07.679 It's my chameleon. 00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:09.920 That's incredible. 00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:12.559 You know, we never got word. 00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:14.320 How did you die, Alexander Graham? 00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:15.679 Oh, that's a good question. 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:17.920 Can I be honest with you? 00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:19.519 We love nothing more. 00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.559 I died in America. 00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:30.639 In the place that was soon to become but not

was yet in Las Vegas. 00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:33.599 That is crazy. 00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:34.559 I feel sick. 00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:35.920 That's crazy. 00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:36.800 Wow. 00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:41.039 There's no way you would murder it at Area 51. 00:47:41.119 --> 00:47:42.159 That would be crazy. 00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:45.599 I was at Area 51. 00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:51.519 I had just traveled from what would become New York, New York. 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:56.159 And made my way to what then became New Amsterdam. 00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:57.519 Area 51. 00:47:57.679 --> 00:47:59.360 New York, New York, the hotel and casino. 00:47:59.679 --> 00:47:59.840 Sorry. 00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:00.320 Got it. 00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:01.599 I was gonna say. 00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:04.000 It was like New Amsterdam when you were there. 00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:04.880 New York was around. 00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:06.320 Battle of the Roses. 00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:07.440 I don't know. 00:48:07.679 --> 00:48:08.559 From the from the hotel. 00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:09.920 Hotel New York, New York, like circumstances. 00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:11.280 Yes, the more the more famous one. 00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:13.599 Yes of the two locations. 00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:19.119 But then traveled to what became Area 51, where he met me devies. 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:23.519 In fact, if I'm not mistaken, I was crushed. 00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:24.719 What? 00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.079 By a large object. 00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:26.480 No. 00:48:26.719 --> 00:48:29.119 Was it identified or unidentified? 00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:31.440 Was it identified or unidentified? 00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:32.559 It was unidentified. 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:33.199 No. 00:48:34.960 --> 00:48:36.159 I'm sorry, man. 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:36.639 No. 00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:37.519 I'm really sorry. 00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:39.119 You didn't know you hit a person? 00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:40.239 I had no idea. 00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:44.079 The spaceship is going so fast and it's so big. 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:48.639 You don't know what else you get gotten away. 00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:50.159 Oh no. 00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:54.559 That's why my mind detector was going off like crazy right before the end. 00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:55.840 You should have pointed it up. 00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:57.039 I should have pointed it up. 00:48:57.119 --> 00:48:57.840 You would have seen. 00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:02.639 Oh you know what I hate about this is it's kind of making me take the U.S. 00:49:02.719 --> 00:49:03.599 government side. 00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:05.440 Why they should have beaten into that? 00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:06.000 Wait, what? 00:49:06.079 --> 00:49:06.559 Hey, hey. 00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:08.800 You are an impressive individual. 00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:09.920 You were creating things. 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:11.920 I'm not cheese crushed. 00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:12.559 You are. 00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:15.119 I'm gonna give you more credit than you deserve. 00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:15.440 No. 00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:17.199 Take your flowers, Alexander. 00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:18.960 You invented the phone. 00:49:19.119 --> 00:49:22.239 You invented, you were helping people who had hearing difficulties. 00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:23.119 It's really cool. 00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.119 Anyone who kills you maybe deserves to get beaten to death with golf clubs, is all I'm saying. 00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:28.639 Unless I'll take it. 00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:32.480 Did you do anything really important on your planet? 00:49:32.960 --> 00:49:33.360 I really didn't. 00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:34.880 Currently, Alexander might be the most helpful. 00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:37.119 I just said I really didn't. 00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:38.000 Cool. 00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:39.440 All right. 00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:40.480 Well, that's that, I guess. 00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:41.119 Well, you know what? 00:49:41.360 --> 00:49:48.159 Early uh when I when I was doing my uh interviews for the combine, I was asked the question what was the best thing I did while I was alive? 00:49:48.559 --> 00:49:52.079 Um, and I had a shitty answer, but I'd love to hear what a combine? 00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:53.840 I'm do you know what a combine is? 00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:58.320 A combine is like a for a pretzel cheese in the middle combo. 00:49:58.559 --> 00:49:59.360 Oh combo. 00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:01.519 Oh combos again. 00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:02.400 Yeah, unbelievable. 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:03.119 Unreal. 00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:09.199 Okay, combo self crest pizza kind of hyphen combos because it's a similar idea. 00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:10.159 Similar idea. 00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:11.920 Pizza combos. 00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:17.199 I I'm trying out for the I'm in the process of trying out for the afterlife football league as a kick as a kicker. 00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:20.800 Uh oof, you gotta set your sights higher, son. 00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:24.960 Well, we learned that CT is it follows you into the afterlife. 00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:31.920 So most d you can kind of get rid of, but uh is kicker not a respected position? 00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:36.320 I mean, you really only come in the game twice. 00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.000 Yeah, but it could be for a big deal. 00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:39.440 But it could be for a big deal. 00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:41.920 Game winnership, not really a part of the team. 00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:43.280 Do they get paid at the same amount? 00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:44.719 If they're really good, yeah. 00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:45.039 Yeah. 00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:47.519 So then why isn't it respected if they're really, really good? 00:50:48.239 --> 00:50:49.199 They're not doing a whole lot. 00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:51.119 I'm just trying to understand how you can be good at something. 00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:54.800 Okay, what's the best thing you did while your life?

00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:56.800 You said you did nothing in your plan. 00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:58.320 What was the best thing you did while your life? 00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:02.320 Yeah, I got my driver's license. 00:51:02.639 --> 00:51:04.480 Well, it should be rescinded, right? 00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:07.119 Yeah, it's now did you get it or did you earn it? 00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:08.960 Did somebody maybe work? 00:51:09.360 --> 00:51:09.679 Did you buy it? 00:51:11.119 --> 00:51:12.159 Did you do it? 00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:13.760 My dad was a cop. 00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:15.760 Your dad was a cop? 00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:16.159 Yes. 00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:17.840 Do you have cops on your planet? 00:51:18.079 --> 00:51:18.639 Of course. 00:51:18.880 --> 00:51:20.880 ACAP, alien cops are bastards. 00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:22.639 I thought you were gonna say our best. 00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:25.840 Of course. 00:51:26.159 --> 00:51:30.000 You think we don't have crime on our we have to keep things in order. 00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:30.880 And it does. 00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:32.559 It keeps it in order. 00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:33.840 Yes. 00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:37.199 Oh for the mo for the for the most part. 00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:37.599 Okay. 00:51:40.960 --> 00:51:45.039 Yeah, I didn't know cops would go so far into the galaxy. 00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:45.679 Yeah. 00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:47.440 Yeah, I wish they ended here. 00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:49.039 And I wish they ended here. 00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:50.559 Well, they don't. 00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:55.599 Okay, so your dad kind of gave you the end and got you a driver's license. 00:51:56.079 --> 00:51:57.920 You gave me a driver's license. 00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:00.239 And I had to get away. 00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:03.679 Because I wasn't doing anything or making anything of myself. 00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:05.119 So that's why you crash landed. 00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:07.119 Because you didn't actually have any driving skills. 00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:08.000 Yes. 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:10.960 But where you fucking killed Alexander Granville. 00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:18.159 But a middle-aged alien buys his license, but crashes into one of the greatest inventors on earth. 00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:19.199 I'm fucking pissed. 00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:21.199 On fucking developing our ass earth. 00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:23.039 Wow, are you selling to this guy? 00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:28.159 It was a five-year trip, and I didn't hit anything until I landed. 00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:30.559 Okay, landing's probably the hardest part. 00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:34.880 He still killed one of our beloveds. 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:35.760 I know he was. 00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:36.719 That was really bad. 00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:37.519 That was really bad. 00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:39.119 And I do feel bad about that. 00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:41.760 And I'm sorry. 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:43.440 Well, I appreciate it. 00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:45.519 Please,

just tell me. 00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:47.679 To make it all the worthwhile. 00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:49.920 Did you get to see Carrot Top? 00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:51.840 No. 00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.400 Don't get to see Carrot Top. 00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:56.880 He's there like every night of the week. 00:52:57.119 --> 00:53:01.280 Is Carrot Top on your list of like inventions that we've done that are good? 00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:03.199 He's the tippy top of it all. 00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:06.400 I thought he was gonna die young, and he is sticking it out. 00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:07.599 So it'll be a while till he comes out. 00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:10.480 I can't believe he's listening as a comedian, not as an inventor. 00:53:11.280 --> 00:53:12.800 That is so he's a prophet. 00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:14.400 It's mostly true. 00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:15.280 Do you have any favorites? 00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:17.599 Oh yes, I do. 00:53:18.719 --> 00:53:20.719 What's your favorite of Topps props? 00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:23.920 Oh, it's the one where he um It's a suitcase. 00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:24.320 Uh-huh. 00:53:24.400 --> 00:53:24.559 Yeah. 00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:29.360 It's a suitcase that uh that's what has the suitcase is is what's carrying the props. 00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:30.960 Oh, I guess that's what I like about it. 00:53:31.199 --> 00:53:33.840 You like that he's props aren't loose and they're in a case. 00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:35.440 They're all contained. 00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:37.119 You know, I guess that is nice. 00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:37.920 He's organized. 00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:41.360 Yeah, showing up more with a garbage bag full of shit. 00:53:41.519 --> 00:53:43.679 Could you imagine if he was just showing up with a garbage bag full of shit? 00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:45.440 I mean, it wouldn't look professional, right? 00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:46.000 Not at all. 00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:47.280 Nobody's booking him in Las Vegas. 00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:49.440 He could use shampoo conditioner combination. 00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:50.960 Oh he's quite a lot of hair. 00:53:51.360 --> 00:53:52.159 He certainly does. 00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:53.199 He certainly does. 00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:53.760 Yeah. 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:55.360 That's nice. 00:53:56.400 --> 00:53:58.880 Are you upset because we called you out for murdering somebody? 00:53:59.039 --> 00:54:00.239 I feel like you're past about that. 00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:01.679 Well, it didn't make me happy. 00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:04.320 Well, I'm sure it didn't make Alexander Graham Bell happy. 00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:04.800 I understand. 00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:11.840 It's just you're centering your experience, Cletus, when it's really Alexander Graham Bell that had the experience that you did to him. 00:54:11.920 --> 00:54:21.760 And I know you apologize, so I don't want to say that there's no such thing as restorative justice, but it's just like I just want to make sure that you two leave the show and it

feels like there's a relationship there. 00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:22.719 It's not like bad blood. 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:24.800 Like we hate to create bad blood on the show. 00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:26.000 That's true, that's true. 00:54:26.800 --> 00:54:34.719 Hey, did you ever hear it when uh the Mighty Mighty Boston's um covered Jimi Hendrix's Are You Experienced album? 00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:37.199 No, I I didn't know that that happened. 00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:39.280 It did, and it was lovely. 00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:40.320 Is that a scar? 00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:43.440 Yeah, it's um did you ever see the movie Goodburger? 00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:45.039 Think about like every song on that album. 00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:46.079 Did you ever see it? 00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:46.559 Right. 00:54:46.800 --> 00:54:48.159 I don't think I ever saw Good Burger. 00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:49.760 Is that Psycho? 00:54:50.159 --> 00:54:54.079 What you've sorry, you two have seen Goodburger. 00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:56.239 You guys love Goodburger that much. 00:54:56.480 --> 00:54:56.800 Sorry. 00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:58.239 Is it Keenan or Cal? 00:54:58.400 --> 00:54:59.119 Which one does it for me? 00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:00.159 Why do you have to choose? 00:55:00.239 --> 00:55:00.880 And it's Cal. 00:55:02.159 --> 00:55:02.559 What do you mean? 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:04.800 Why do you have to choose that it's Cal? 00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:08.000 I I found Cal so charming as a kid. 00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:10.719 I was like, he's the funniest man on planet Earth. 00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:11.519 All right, who's yours? 00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:12.880 Who what did you which do you prefer? 00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:14.480 Yeah, when I when I was young, yeah. 00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:15.599 You're a Cal guy? 00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:15.840 Yeah. 00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:17.199 Cal leaves it all on the floor. 00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:18.079 Yeah, that's true. 00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:18.719 What about you? 00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:20.480 Oh, Cal all the way. 00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:21.360 Okay. 00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:22.639 The book of Cal's. 00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:23.599 Oh, that's Ireland. 00:55:23.840 --> 00:55:37.360 Ah, I'm a Keenan guy, so maybe I'm just I'm just Keenan is like Keenan is for people who like when they watch, they like like a steady, reliable player. 00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:40.159 Like Keenan is so reliably funny all the time, of course. 00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:42.480 I hope he never retires from SNL. 00:55:42.800 --> 00:55:44.079 I think he's one of the funniest people on SNL. 00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:45.199 I hope he stays there forever. 00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:46.079 I totally agree. 00:55:46.159 --> 00:55:48.559 Uh to see a seven-year-old Keenan so gonna eat. 00:55:48.960 --> 00:55:49.199 Exactly. 00:55:49.360 --> 00:55:50.079 I mean, he's so funny. 00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:51.760 Kel is just like a wild card. 00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:57.199 Yeah, Kel was like Kel appealed to the part

of me that like I have a crush on like the naughty kid in class. 00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:00.880 You know, like Kel is like that's probably why you had a crush on him for briefly. 00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:02.639 Kel is a bad boy. 00:56:02.880 --> 00:56:05.440 You're saying he get the vibe that is bad boy. 00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:06.239 He was a bad boy. 00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:08.320 He's like taking orange soda from the from tree. 00:56:08.800 --> 00:56:11.920 Everything from everything that he's tapping a tree, getting the orange soda out. 00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:12.639 He's crazy. 00:56:12.800 --> 00:56:13.440 He's crazy. 00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:13.840 Okay. 00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:15.760 Maybe I'll check out good burger while I'm up here. 00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:16.400 It's great. 00:56:16.480 --> 00:56:16.880 It's great. 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:18.480 Um and then they made a second one. 00:56:18.880 --> 00:56:20.079 And sequel, nobody's seen it. 00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:20.880 I didn't see the book. 00:56:21.039 --> 00:56:21.840 I didn't see the sequel. 00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:23.039 Seems like nobody's seen it. 00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:23.519 Didn't check that out. 00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:24.480 Better burger? 00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:26.079 Great burger? 00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:26.639 Great burger. 00:56:26.880 --> 00:56:27.440 Great burger. 00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:28.239 Great burger. 00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:29.280 Or good hot dog. 00:56:29.599 --> 00:56:30.960 Oh, you ought to have a good hot dog. 00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:32.480 Good, good cheese stuff pizza. 00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:32.880 Oh. 00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:34.639 Good cheese stuff, Pipa. 00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:35.679 Good cheese pop pee pop. 00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:40.320 Well, guys, I again I don't want to leave any bad blood between you two. 00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:42.239 Yeah, do you guys feel like things are saddled? 00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:42.639 Yes. 00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:43.679 I feel good. 00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:44.400 I feel great. 00:56:44.480 --> 00:56:49.840 In fact, I feel closer to you than I ever have, except for that moment where we were smashed into one another. 00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:51.199 Yeah, except where he killed you. 00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:52.719 Ironic, ain't it? 00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:55.599 It's certainly the closest that we could have ever been. 00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:59.280 Yeah, that's that's about as far apart as you could have. 00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:00.079 I don't know if it's ironic. 00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:03.599 Is it ironic if you kill someone and go, that's the closest we've been? 00:57:04.079 --> 00:57:05.119 Somebody is stabbing you. 00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:08.800 Yeah, that would be an Atlantis Morset kind of, if you're familiar. 00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:17.440 I think we all know Jagged Little Pill, backwards and forwards. 00:57:18.960 --> 00:57:19.440 Wow. 00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:19.920 Wow. 00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:21.599 That's the Dave Coulier album. 00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:21.920 Yeah. 00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:25.280 That's how you refer to it? 00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:28.559 I don't think that's how she'd like it to be referred to. 00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:34.559 It's kind of crazy that that has overshadowed one of the greatest karaoke songs you could ever sing. 00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:35.039 Which is. 00:57:35.360 --> 00:57:36.159 Uh, you ought to know. 00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:37.119 Oh, yeah. 00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:38.000 Yeah, yeah. 00:57:38.239 --> 00:57:40.639 I think one hand in my pocket is mine. 00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:41.360 It is? 00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:43.360 That's my sort of-to karaoke song? 00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:44.079 Oh wow. 00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:46.320 Cletus, what's your go to karaoke song? 00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:47.360 My darling. 00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:52.079 Can't get enough of your love, baby. 00:57:53.599 --> 00:57:56.079 I don't know how, I don't know why. 00:57:56.559 --> 00:58:00.239 Can't get enough of your love, baby. 00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:03.519 I can see why you thought Earth was awesome. 00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:05.920 That was like your experience of it. 00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:10.320 It's like, wow, it's just people loving each other and they can't get enough of it. 00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:10.800 Yeah. 00:58:10.960 --> 00:58:11.679 And you know what? 00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:13.599 There are times on Earth where it did feel like that. 00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:16.000 And I hope that we can create that up here again. 00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:16.719 I do too. 00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:20.639 So if you have any parties that you guys have coming up or anything like that, feel free to just shoot them away. 00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:22.559 I think we're on a partiful together for something. 00:58:22.880 --> 00:58:23.920 Yeah, we'll let you know. 00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:24.400 Is that right? 00:58:24.639 --> 00:58:27.039 Yeah, I think it's like a we're watching Eurovision or something. 00:58:27.199 --> 00:58:28.559 Yeah, we'll get at you, Chief. 00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:29.679 You're watching Eurovision. 00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:31.119 The movie or the actual? 00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:32.000 The show. 00:58:32.239 --> 00:58:32.559 Okay. 00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:34.800 Well, I'm boycotting it this year. 00:58:35.679 --> 00:58:38.239 Oh, sorry, we're watching a No Israel Eurovision. 00:58:40.480 --> 00:58:40.800 Okay. 00:58:41.039 --> 00:58:42.320 Is that why you were boycotting it? 00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:42.559 Okay. 00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:42.960 Yeah, yeah. 00:58:43.199 --> 00:58:44.000 Oh, we're watching the No Israel. 00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:44.960 Oh, you're watching the No Israel. 00:58:45.840 --> 00:58:45.920 Yeah. 00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:46.719 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:47.440 They just dropped her. 00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:48.639 They got access to that up here. 00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:49.360 That's great. 00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:50.079 Yep. 00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:56.480 Well, they say you only live once, but then there's the afterlife. 00:58:56.639 --> 00:58:57.760 I'm Rika Shunker. 00:58:57.920 --> 00:58:58.960 And I'm Lloyd Mansoor. 00:58:59.199 --> 00:59:00.400 And we're dad.