Full Transcript for Do cherries float in the afterlife (Alex Fernie, Leonard Smith Jr.)

wrote that were good. 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:40.879 What what WTF, what's going on here? 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:42.400 I maybe this is good. 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:43.439 This isn't bad. 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:45.519 I accidentally droped into this video. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:46.719 Like, what's going on? 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:50.079 And can't tell what this is about. 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:52.959 I don't think there's a positive way to say can't tell what this is about. 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:54.319 I can't tell what this is about. 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:55.840 Like when I see a TV show. 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:57.920 What if it's like this is crazy? 00:01:58.159 --> 00:01:59.599 That could be good, right? 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:02.719 This is this is I actually dropped. 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:03.840 I dropped I droped. 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:05.599 They spelled drop dropped wrong. 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.040 It's yeah, it's dropped. 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:10.240 Droped into this video, and I can't tell what this is about. 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.080 Okay, here can I comment on this? 00:02:12.319 --> 00:02:12.560 Sure. 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:13.599 Watch the video. 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:14.240 Yes. 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:15.520 Then you know what it's about. 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:15.919 Yeah. 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:17.520 We stay up top, we're dead. 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:17.919 Yeah. 00:02:18.080 --> 00:02:20.560 You droped in and then you're waiting for two seconds. 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:23.759 Did you did you go through did you scro scrub? 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:24.719 Did you scrobe? 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:27.120 Did you scrobe halfway through and you droped right in? 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:28.639 Well, start at the beginning. 00:02:28.719 --> 00:02:29.199 We explained. 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:30.960 Or like, or like go to our page. 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:36.319 Maybe we need to make more inscrutable and cryptic videos so that you go to our page to go, what's this about? 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:42.240 Can you imagine clicking on a video, watching part of it, not understanding it, and then feeling the need to comment? 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:43.120 That's a crazy thing. 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:44.319 We can't even talk about it. 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:46.400 I don't want to make people scared to comment. 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:47.520 But I can't imagine. 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:49.039 If you're confused, comment now. 00:02:49.120 --> 00:02:50.560 Yeah, actually, wait, it's good for engagement. 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:51.840 Just write, I dropped in. 00:02:51.919 --> 00:02:52.319 What's happening? 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:53.120 I dropped in. 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:54.960 I dropped in and I'm loving this, maybe. 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:58.319 But no, I simply, even in the afterlife, could never. 00:02:58.639 --> 00:03:05.199 My friend Mike Trapp, who is alive, which is a count against him, once told me he read a recipe once and someone commented on it. 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:06.080 What is this? 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:07.439 Wait, never mind. 00:03:08.879 --> 00:03:11.439 And I think when you write never mind. 00:03:11.919 --> 00:03:12.479 Never mind it. 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:15.120 Never mind is the verbal delete, right? 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:15.919 Just delete it. 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:16.639 Just delete it. 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:17.520 To close the page. 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:18.719 You can never mind it. 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:20.800 We don't ever need to know that it happened. 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:24.319 You can always never mind a comment just on your own. 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:26.879 Just just with that little backspace key. 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:27.599 You can never mind it. 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:32.080 Because it's very different than when I'm setting a text and I accidentally send one too quick, and then I give a never mind. 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:35.039 Commenting on a recipe is very intentional. 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:35.759 Yeah. 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:36.319 Yeah. 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:39.199 If it were a separate comment, if you're like, oh, I can't delete my comments. 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:41.199 One and you go one second later, you go, never mind. 00:03:41.439 --> 00:03:41.759 I guess. 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:44.080 I go, think before you act. 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:46.240 I go think before you act a little bit. 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:47.199 That's crazy. 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:48.479 That's a crazy thing. 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:49.039 Okay. 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:50.719 Well, thank you for the comment. 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:51.199 I guess. 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:52.639 I guess it's good for engagement. 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:54.800 I honestly, if you hate the show, you should comment. 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:55.840 I think it's good for engagement. 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:56.639 Yes, I agree. 00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:58.000 Please tell us if you hate this thing. 00:03:58.159 --> 00:04:00.159 Uh but and we appreciate you stopping by. 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:00.960 Yeah. 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:03.039 Speaking of stopping by, yeah. 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:05.280 I stopped by a piano class. 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:05.919 Great. 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:06.960 Okay, excellent. 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:11.360 Um, I didn't want to take one with Beethoven because he was a guest. 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:11.759 Yeah. 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:13.280 And it felt weird. 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:15.360 It felt like it'd be embarrassing. 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:18.399 Why do you assume it would automatically be embarrassing? 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:19.519 It's like a power shift. 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:21.920 I felt like here we're big dogs. 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:23.120 We're kind of the big dogs. 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:26.160 And then to go and now you're learning from Beethoven. 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:26.639 Yeah. 00:04:26.720 --> 00:04:26.959 Okay. 00:04:27.199 -->

00:04:27.360 Yeah. 00:04:27.519 --> 00:04:28.720 You look like a noob. 00:04:29.199 --> 00:04:29.839 Which you are. 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:30.720 Insane. 00:04:30.879 --> 00:04:32.560 How are you learning anything in particular? 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:35.439 Well, I'm practicing scale, so you're just getting the like finger. 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:36.720 Got any favorites? 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:37.279 Scale? 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:37.680 Yeah. 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:38.160 C? 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:39.920 C is the easiest. 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:41.199 Okay. 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:44.000 Well, I thought I was freaking sue me. 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:45.439 I like the easiest one. 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:47.519 Isn't C just all the white keys? 00:04:47.839 --> 00:04:48.800 And now I'm racist. 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:49.759 What's going on with you? 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:51.759 I'm just saying you could play, you could play it like this. 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:54.160 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do you know what I mean? 00:04:54.399 --> 00:04:55.360 Am I crazy? 00:04:55.839 --> 00:04:57.439 You're the one taking piano classes. 00:04:57.519 --> 00:04:59.199 It's been 20 years since I've played piano. 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:00.319 And you okay, wow. 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:02.160 Everyone did hobbies in their kid. 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:03.920 And so I'm too late to catch up. 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:04.560 What hobbies? 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:06.240 You didn't have any hobbies as a kid? 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:07.199 I drew a little. 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:07.759 You do a little bit. 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:08.639 I painted a little. 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:09.199 Okay. 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:12.160 I um Why don't you get into painting again? 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:13.839 You can paint me. 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:16.480 I've never been painted, I don't think. 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:17.600 I drew myself. 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:20.800 I remember in uh in eighth grade we had to draw ourselves. 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:22.560 So I did that, but nobody's ever painted me. 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:24.720 I cannot do abstract work. 00:05:26.639 --> 00:05:26.959 Okay. 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:29.120 What are you using pointalism? 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:30.079 What do you how are you drawing? 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:34.160 How would you paint finger painting? 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:36.959 That's me? 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:41.519 Just a circle, and you're coloring in my beard and two dots for eyes. 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:42.639 And I'm happy. 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:44.399 That was a little happy face you drew. 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:44.959 Okay. 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:45.680 Well, that's nice. 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:46.399 Oh yeah. 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:49.040 Uh I guess that makes sense though. 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:50.160 You you draw. 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:51.199 I do draw. 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:52.639 You don't get drawn. 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:54.000

I mean, you're not drawing other people then. 00:05:54.319 --> 00:05:54.639 Exactly. 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:57.920 I was I'm so interested in getting into photography. 00:05:58.319 --> 00:05:59.199 I love photography. 00:05:59.519 --> 00:06:01.279 What makes you think that you have the eye for that? 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:02.000 If anything. 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:04.079 Um probably all of my different art skills. 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:07.199 Like I'm a graphic designer, uh, video editor, I'm an illustrator. 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:10.959 Well, it's all in the same vein of visual things. 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:12.240 No, am I wrong? 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:15.199 I'm sure a photographer would take on Bridge with Thought, but sure. 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:19.439 Well, you know, I'm I apologize if I've offended any photographers that are watching the show right now. 00:06:19.600 --> 00:06:20.560 Name a famous photographer. 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:22.240 Uh Ansel Adams. 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:25.279 I'm not an actor. 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:28.079 I you're thinking of Ansel Algorg. 00:06:28.319 --> 00:06:28.639 Okay. 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:30.800 And did you say something? 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:32.879 You name a famous photographer. 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:34.319 No, it's not my passion. 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:35.439 I'm not trying to become one. 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:37.279 Name a famous pianist besides Beethoven. 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:38.000 A pianist? 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:38.319 Yeah. 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:38.959 Bach. 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:39.600 Bach. 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:40.720 Did he put you a piano? 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:41.439 Bach, Bach. 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:42.560 Bach, Bach Bach? 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:43.360 What? 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:44.480 Yes, of course you did piano. 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:45.839 Why made me second gas? 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:46.800 Bach, yeah. 00:06:46.879 --> 00:06:47.439 I'm sure he did. 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:47.920 Yeah. 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:48.399 Yeah. 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:49.839 Uh well, what do you want me to say? 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:50.319 Uh nothing. 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:50.639 Okay. 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:53.120 I'm sure you're gonna be awesome at photography, and I'm gonna suck ass at piano. 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:54.319 Is already what was I gonna say? 00:06:54.399 --> 00:07:00.560 I was re I brought up photography because what I was gonna say was something very interesting that I've lost now at this point. 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:00.720 Okay. 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:02.079 Because you distracted me. 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:04.720 Uh was it what what your subjects would be? 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:11.439 Was it how many Ah, yes, because I've been interested in getting into photography, but also I would love to have photos of myself. 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:14.639 But it's like I feel like why do you want photos of yourself? 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:19.120 Because for me, you know, for maybe

uh marketing the show, something we should maybe do. 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:21.279 You want to photo dress yourself to market the show? 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:22.480 I mean, whatever. 00:07:22.560 --> 00:07:23.600 If it works, it works, you know? 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:25.519 Okay. 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:27.040 Okay, you could be in it too. 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:28.079 Thank you. 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:32.959 But it's hard to you know frame up pictures of yourself. 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:37.759 When I'm trying to like figure out, oh, am I in the frame, whatever, and I'm in front of the camera and behind the camera. 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:40.079 You need to get a photographer in the afterlife to kind of take up. 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:43.199 But I don't want to pay them because I'm interested in taking up the hobby. 00:07:43.439 --> 00:07:43.920 You know what I mean? 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:48.879 What if uh what if what if they what if you need an intern? 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:50.399 Like you you promoted as an internship. 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:52.240 You get a photography hopeful that died in the field. 00:07:52.560 --> 00:07:53.199 Hit up Ansel. 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:55.199 Like, hey Ansel Elgore. 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:59.920 Hell hit up Ansel Algore when he dies and see if he wants to take pictures of me. 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:01.600 No, he's a creep, isn't he? 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:02.240 They're all creeps. 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:02.720 I don't know. 00:08:02.879 --> 00:08:03.279 I'm sure. 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:03.920 I'm sure. 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:05.519 Why are they all creeps? 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:07.439 Speaking of creeps, are you dating anybody new? 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:08.560 Okay. 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:14.160 Uh, and no, and honestly, no, I don't even have a creep at my beck and call currently. 00:08:14.639 --> 00:08:17.120 No, because I got catfished again, Walid. 00:08:17.279 --> 00:08:18.319 You got catfished again? 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:19.279 For third time. 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:21.839 Break uh for the third time. 00:08:22.079 --> 00:08:23.040 Break uh Yeah. 00:08:23.199 --> 00:08:26.800 I thought uh shame on this is what this is past shame on you. 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:27.680 Why? 00:08:27.839 --> 00:08:29.360 Because I keep putting myself out there. 00:08:29.519 --> 00:08:32.080 Oh, Walid thinks it's shameful to try to find love. 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:39.679 No, uh the saying fool me one shame on me, fool me one shame on you, fool me one shame on me, fool me three times, I'm full of things. 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:41.519 You're speaking in tongues, okay. 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:45.519 I got catfished because I was trying to go on a date with Nelson Mandela, who is dead. 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:47.360 People up here also forget that. 00:08:47.519 --> 00:08:48.240 And you're interested. 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:49.279 And I'm interested. 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:51.039 Okay, I'm interested. 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:53.519 Um, but I got catfished and it wasn't him. 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:57.919 Is that called the Mandela effect when you get catfished by Nelson Mandela? 00:08:58.080 --> 00:09:03.600 I think that would be if I thought I went on a date with him and he's like, no, you didn't. 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:04.399 No, you didn't. 00:09:04.559 --> 00:09:05.679 That was Morgan Freeman. 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:07.120 Heartbreaking. 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:12.399 If I went on a date with Morgan Freeman, that's a Mandela effect because that's also heartbreaking. 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:15.759 Because I'm not his granddaughter, so you won't date me. 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:19.759 Uh but speaking of famous politicians, yeah, we have one. 00:09:19.919 --> 00:09:20.559 We have one. 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:28.399 I think our very first former president, I am so excited to introduce President Zachary Taylor. 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:29.120 Hello. 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:29.840 Hi, Zachary. 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:30.799 Thank you for having me. 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:31.919 Thank you for being on the show. 00:09:32.480 --> 00:09:34.639 My favorite photographer is Robert Maplethorpe. 00:09:34.879 --> 00:09:36.000 Robert Maplethorpe, what kind of thing? 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:37.039 That's not an actor. 00:09:37.360 --> 00:09:38.799 No, Robert Maplethorpe was not. 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:39.919 You're thinking De Niro. 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:41.360 Okay. 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:42.720 What did you say? 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:43.600 What did I say? 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:48.879 Uh Maplethorpe took many portraits, uh and also especially extremely sexual ones. 00:09:49.279 --> 00:09:50.480 Extremely sexual. 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:51.279 Interesting. 00:09:51.440 --> 00:09:53.360 Now, what's the difference between sexual and extremely sexual? 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:56.000 Honestly, if you look it up later, it'll be so clear. 00:09:56.399 --> 00:09:56.799 Got it. 00:09:57.039 --> 00:09:57.360 Okay. 00:09:57.840 --> 00:09:59.919 And you, that's your favorite photographer. 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.759 But when you were alive, which was what, like the mid-1800s? 00:10:04.559 --> 00:10:05.200 And early. 00:10:05.360 --> 00:10:06.720 And early, of course. 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:09.360 Um, did you have a painting portrait in the White House? 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:09.919 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:10.720 Oh, of course, yes. 00:10:11.120 --> 00:10:13.679 Also, I've been I've had several daguerreotypes taken of me. 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:15.039 A daguerreotype. 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:15.919 Now, what is that? 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:19.039 It's an early form of this wasn't how I thought this was gonna start. 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:24.879 It was an early form of photography using a different system, uh, a different developmental system. 00:10:25.039 --> 00:10:29.600 But if you see people from my time photographed, it's often a daguerreotype. 00:10:29.840 --> 00:10:34.559 I

think what I'm loving about this is I know a couple of things about you, Zachary Taylor. 00:10:34.720 --> 00:10:37.200 Um, and I'm loving that we're knowing that you're smart. 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:38.720 He's like a very, very smart guy. 00:10:38.879 --> 00:10:40.559 That's a new piece of information for you. 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:45.360 Well, I don't think it I don't think it counts as being smart, just being aware of the time that you lived. 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:45.759 Okay. 00:10:45.840 --> 00:10:46.000 Yes. 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:46.720 Okay, so you're not. 00:10:47.200 --> 00:10:48.799 You're so smart, you know what a car is. 00:10:49.039 --> 00:10:49.600 Okay, sure. 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:50.559 Okay, so you're not smart. 00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:51.759 I don't want to put that on you. 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:52.960 Honestly, no. 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:55.600 Very I was a soldier first and foremost. 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:56.399 I was the president. 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:58.399 Actually, to be fair, a lot of presidents are not smart. 00:10:58.720 --> 00:10:59.039 It's true. 00:10:59.360 --> 00:10:59.519 Yeah. 00:10:59.759 --> 00:11:02.159 We're losing tallies in the smart column here. 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:06.320 Um, Zachary, did you also is Zachary too informal? 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:07.279 Do we have to say Mr. 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:07.679 President? 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:08.960 No, no, no, please. 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:11.279 The uh term ends once you've passed on. 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:12.000 Really? 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:12.320 Yeah. 00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:14.799 They don't do that on oh, once you've passed the once you've passed on. 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:19.200 I guess I haven't thought about what people call like Jimmy Carter in the afternoon. 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:22.000 Yeah, if I were if I were to talk about Ronald Reagan, I wouldn't say Mr. 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:22.799 President Reagan. 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:23.360 That's right. 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:24.559 I certainly wouldn't. 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:25.440 And I certainly wouldn't. 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:28.000 And I uh certainly wouldn't. 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:32.159 Um so Zach, uh what uh feels wrong. 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:33.200 Feels wrong? 00:11:33.840 --> 00:11:36.480 Is there something you want people to know about you? 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:41.679 I want people just to appreciate my term in office. 00:11:41.919 --> 00:11:44.960 I was president for 16 months. 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:46.960 Not the shortest, not the shortest. 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:49.679 I beat Garfield because he got shot in the back by Gateau. 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:52.799 Yeah, and of course I beat uh Harrison, who just died after a month. 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:54.320 But I made it 16 months, that's pretty good. 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:58.799 Yeah, I Harrison died from the flu because he got right it's unclear. 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:04.000 Uh it was either the flu, it was possibly the flu, or it was just the open sewer system we had in the District of Columbia. 00:12:04.559 --> 00:12:04.960 Of course. 00:12:05.120 --> 00:12:06.399 So smart that'll get you. 00:12:06.960 --> 00:12:08.240 Um now that is interesting. 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:08.879 16 months. 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:12.559 I don't typically think about president's terms in terms of like baby ages. 00:12:12.799 --> 00:12:13.440 You should, yes. 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:15.919 My presidency was the size of a guava. 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:18.080 If you use the app. 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:18.879 Okay. 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:22.159 I'm familiar with those ops, yes. 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:27.679 Wow, and so uh I will say I'm unfamiliar with what cut you short. 00:12:27.840 --> 00:12:31.519 Uh I was laid low by the most dastardly of assassins. 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:34.559 My love of cherries and milk. 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:36.559 I ate too many cherries and milk. 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:38.480 Really was expecting you to say a person. 00:12:38.639 --> 00:12:38.879 No. 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:39.279 Okay. 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:40.480 And I died. 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:42.799 And you understand. 00:12:42.960 --> 00:12:46.159 You've all had cherries and milk, the two things that are always combined. 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:48.799 And you thought, well, I can't just eat one cherry and milk. 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:50.240 You have to eat many, many cherries and milk. 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:56.000 And I ate so many cherries and milk uh that after a uh several weeks of illness, stomach-based illness, yeah. 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:57.440 I don't I won't spell it out for you. 00:12:57.679 --> 00:12:57.840 Okay. 00:12:58.080 --> 00:12:58.960 Uh I did die. 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:01.759 Were you feeding like a toddler or something? 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:02.159 Like that. 00:13:02.799 --> 00:13:03.440 Feeding me. 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:04.000 Okay. 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:05.679 It kind of answers your question. 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:10.639 Um does so but how does that kill you? 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:11.759 How does that kill you? 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:12.320 No offense. 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:13.279 None taken. 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:15.679 Uh in what way does that lead to a death? 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:18.879 You eat too many of anything, it's going to kill you. 00:13:19.120 --> 00:13:19.360 Anything. 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:20.159 Is that right? 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:22.399 There's nothing that you can't eat too much of to die. 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:25.440 This sentence, I just phrased didn't work, but you got the gist. 00:13:25.519 --> 00:13:25.679 Yeah. 00:13:25.919 --> 00:13:27.120 Even like cotton candy. 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:28.080 Oh, yes. 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:30.960 Even a whole pound of sugar. 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:32.080 But it's a whole bunch of. 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:33.440 Even a bag of cancer. 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:36.000 It's mostly air. 00:13:36.240 -->

00:13:36.559 Okay. 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:41.279 This is so shocking to me because cherries and milk independently are like healthy. 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:43.440 Is that a pregnancy thing? 00:13:43.600 --> 00:13:44.320 Am I crazy? 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:45.039 You are crazy. 00:13:45.279 --> 00:13:46.080 No, you're thinking of pickles. 00:13:46.240 --> 00:13:46.960 Are you thinking of pickles? 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:48.559 Or are you thinking of strawberries and cream? 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:50.399 Strawberries and ice cream or something like that? 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:51.919 Strawberries and ice cream's for everybody. 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:53.759 No, only pregnant people. 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.720 Strawberries and cream does feel like a cousin of cherries and milk. 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:57.919 It feels like the normal cosmic. 00:13:58.559 --> 00:14:00.000 Pickles and milk is a pregnancy thing, right? 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:01.519 Pickles and peanut butter? 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:02.480 I've never been pregnant. 00:14:02.559 --> 00:14:04.720 And when my wife, Peggy, was pregnant, I avoided her. 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:05.840 You have children. 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:06.720 Oh, yes. 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:07.360 How many? 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:08.480 Let's say six. 00:14:08.720 --> 00:14:08.799 Okay. 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:10.159 That sounds nice. 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:10.720 I have two. 00:14:10.879 --> 00:14:11.279 I have two. 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:12.000 Congratulations. 00:14:12.240 --> 00:14:12.799 Thank you very much. 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:13.519 Yeah. 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:19.039 And uh when I was a father on Earth, it was at a time when I like paid a lot of attention to my kids. 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:19.440 Yes. 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:22.080 It was that was not the um vibe. 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:22.320 Yeah. 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:25.759 Uh in the 18s, 30s, and 40s. 00:14:25.919 --> 00:14:26.000 Yeah. 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:26.960 I was busy. 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:30.399 I was fighting an unjust war in Mexico and doing great, by the way. 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:31.600 Unjust on what side? 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:33.440 Oh, we just didn't, we just straight up invaded them. 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:33.679 Yeah. 00:14:34.159 --> 00:14:35.440 We just said that the border was somewhere different. 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:36.399 We said, now this is ours. 00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:37.120 And he said, no. 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:39.759 And I said, okay, I'll see you at the Battle of Buena Vista. 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:40.000 Wow. 00:14:40.159 --> 00:14:42.799 And then I became president for 16 glorious beautiful months. 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:47.919 Now, I I gotta know the first cherries and monk night. 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:49.120 We're talking about it. 00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:50.000 I am getting hungry. 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:50.720 You're salivating? 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:51.039 Okay. 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:51.919 I don't want to make

you hungry. 00:14:52.159 --> 00:14:53.279 Wait, so this was the first night. 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:55.039 This was days you were doing this? 00:14:55.360 --> 00:14:56.720 I ate cherries and milk all the time. 00:14:56.799 --> 00:14:58.639 I just ate too many 16 months in. 00:14:58.720 --> 00:14:59.919 I believe in the 4th of July party. 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:00.399 I can't remember. 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:01.200 All the parties blend together. 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:01.840 Good grief. 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:02.559 Fourth of July. 00:15:02.720 --> 00:15:04.000 There are new dogs? 00:15:04.559 --> 00:15:08.000 Searching for food if that's the treat at the 4th of July. 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:09.200 What a treat. 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:10.320 Cherries and milk. 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:11.840 Were there a lot of cherries about? 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:14.639 Because then wasn't Washington chopping those down left and right? 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:16.240 Cherry blossoms in DC. 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:16.960 That's right. 00:15:17.039 --> 00:15:17.200 Yeah. 00:15:17.360 --> 00:15:18.320 There are cherries around. 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:19.360 They're easy to transport. 00:15:19.679 --> 00:15:20.399 DC cows. 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:23.759 So this is Washington is past his uh cherry cutting down prime. 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:24.240 Yes. 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:26.399 And is he even did he die by this time? 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:27.279 Oh, extremely. 00:15:27.679 --> 00:15:28.399 Extremely died. 00:15:28.639 --> 00:15:28.720 Yeah. 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:30.080 Yes, he's extremely died. 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:30.240 Yeah. 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:30.720 Okay. 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:31.200 Okay. 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:32.080 So the first time. 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:33.360 Are you how you had it before? 00:15:33.440 --> 00:15:34.480 I want to take you through it. 00:15:34.879 --> 00:15:35.279 You had it. 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:37.200 What you do is you take the cherries. 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:38.720 Okay, and you're familiar with cherries. 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:39.360 For sure. 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:39.679 Yeah. 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:41.279 And then you put them in the milk. 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:42.639 Ah, like cereal. 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:44.159 It's like cereal. 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:45.200 I don't like cereal. 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:46.000 This is pre-cereal. 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:46.799 This is pre-cereal. 00:15:47.039 --> 00:15:51.679 And I have to imagine one of the reasons they invented cereal was because they were like, people keep dying of these cherries and milks. 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:53.600 They're becoming addicted to these cherries and milks. 00:15:54.720 --> 00:16:04.320 It's what's crazy is the big difference with the cereal is I don't have to take every kernel of cereal and be like, uh-oh, a pit, spit it out, and then eat it. 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:06.000 Well, with a blessed life you lead. 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:07.759 That's my privilege. 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:10.480 But the pits didn't have anything to do with your death. 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:10.960 No. 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:12.480 Sheer too many. 00:16:12.639 --> 00:16:16.240 Sh just too many or if there's just stuff on the cherries and milk. 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:17.440 Oh, not watch. 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:17.919 Yeah. 00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:18.960 Maybe the raw milk. 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:20.799 Well, obviously, we didn't believe in washing then. 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:22.159 Yeah, that's how Garfield died. 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:24.559 They didn't wash his hands before they started poking around the bullet wound. 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:25.360 Is that true? 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:26.240 100% true. 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:27.600 There weren't germs back then. 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:28.000 That's right. 00:16:28.159 --> 00:16:34.000 Well, there were, but they were some guys like washing his asshole and then touching President Garfield's hole. 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:34.639 Hole? 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:34.879 Yeah. 00:16:35.120 --> 00:16:35.519 Bullet hole. 00:16:35.679 --> 00:16:36.159 Bullet hole. 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:36.799 Bullet hole. 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:39.440 And he didn't even make it believe it. 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:42.000 That's you're trying to kind of make a campaign here. 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:42.720 Can you believe that? 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:44.320 You're like, oh wait, but that guy over there. 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:46.159 But Harrison, whatever. 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:46.879 He was out in the wet. 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:52.320 Garfield's like, oh boy, you get shot in the back of the train station, the guy's poking his finger in your hole for a while, and then you just fucking drop dead. 00:16:52.480 --> 00:16:56.080 I gotta say something else additionally humiliating for Garfield to join you on the smear campaign. 00:16:56.159 --> 00:17:00.240 Is every time you've said Garfield, the first person I think of is the orange cat, which is our person. 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:00.720 That's right. 00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:01.279 Very true. 00:17:01.440 --> 00:17:01.600 Yeah. 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:02.000 Yeah. 00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:07.839 Uh so it so but you are trying to basically earn cred right now by saying your death is not the most embarrassing. 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:09.279 It isn't the most embarrassing one. 00:17:09.440 --> 00:17:11.519 There's been so many more embarrassing ones. 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:14.079 Oh, yeah. 00:17:14.240 --> 00:17:14.880 At the play? 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:16.319 You don't make a noise like that in a play. 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:17.519 It's humiliating. 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:19.839 Everyone got so freaked because he screamed so loud. 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:20.960 And I'm like, man up. 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:24.880 It's embarrassing because he was an he was an inconsiderate audience member. 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:25.519 That's right. 00:17:25.680 -->

00:17:28.079 They that's why they started doing the little speech before a play. 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:28.240 Yeah. 00:17:28.559 --> 00:17:30.559 Like, no cabbies don't get shot in the fucking head. 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:30.880 Yeah. 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:31.920 Can you be quiet? 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:33.039 Just for one moment. 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:37.759 Patty Lapone will fucking tear you a new asshole if you start getting shot in the head at a play. 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:38.799 Oh my god. 00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:39.839 Whoa, okay. 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:42.559 I I may be silly on Lincoln side. 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:44.240 I'm not fully convinced, I will say. 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:45.200 No offense. 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:49.759 Um, I too much cherries and milk, it's it's it is silly. 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:51.839 It's not the first silly death we've had on the show. 00:17:52.240 --> 00:17:54.559 Uh do you feel that it's silly at all, or no? 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:54.960 No. 00:17:55.200 --> 00:17:56.559 Have you had cherries and milk? 00:17:56.880 --> 00:17:58.160 I have never had cherries and milk. 00:17:58.559 --> 00:17:59.839 Well, together independently for sure. 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:04.480 Yeah, no, then that's not the same thing as it's being like, oh yeah, I've had cake, I had egg, and I had flour and I had sugar. 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:04.799 No. 00:18:04.960 --> 00:18:07.039 Is it a cup or a bowl with the spoons that you're doing? 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:08.960 Whatever you want could just be a cupped hand. 00:18:09.599 --> 00:18:11.519 Simply a cupped hand with having the milk that's everywhere. 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:17.519 That would be more deadly because these people are washing their assholes and then pouring milk in their hands and then eating. 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:19.039 Or they're not washing their assholes. 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:19.920 Sorry. 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.799 Yeah, actually, their hands should be squeaky clean. 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:24.720 Nobody's sticking their hand back there. 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.200 Things are just flopping out and then they're not even addressing it. 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:28.480 I don't want flopping out. 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:35.039 Do you have you learned over time that like maybe we should be washing hands? 00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:39.039 Still, is that something that you or do you think in the afterlife it doesn't particularly matter? 00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:41.359 And I will say this I keep dying in the afterlife from the cherries and milk thing. 00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:42.160 So that's why I think it's too many. 00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:45.359 I can't because they have cherries and milk up here. 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:46.079 Yeah, they do. 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:48.880 But I keep eating them and then I die again. 00:18:49.119 --> 00:18:49.359 Sad. 00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:50.160 I know. 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:50.880 I can't help it. 00:18:50.960 --> 00:18:51.599 It's an addiction. 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:59.119 That is wild because it feels like once I I was gonna say earlier, it seems like you're speaking so positively of these things that led to your death. 00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:05.759 It's almost like like people will be like, oh, I threw up after having pineapple and now I can't eat pineapple. 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:07.680 Like they have this bad association with it. 00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:08.000 Yeah. 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:09.759 You not not for you, from dying. 00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:10.640 From dying, yeah. 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:14.400 I ate the cherries and milk and I had straight up fatal diarrhea. 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:17.039 Uh and we learned what the stomach thing was. 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:17.200 Yeah. 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:17.519 Fatal. 00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:18.799 Could have guessed, but we learned. 00:19:18.960 --> 00:19:19.119 Yeah. 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:20.319 Well, you brought up throwing up. 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:23.039 I was like, well, I don't want them to think I was vomiting as the president of the United States. 00:19:23.599 --> 00:19:24.240 Oh, that's embarrassing. 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:26.240 Almost as bearing as being assassinated. 00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:27.039 Absolutely. 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.160 Now, when you say fatal diarrhea, you mean fatal to you, not to somebody else, right? 00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:31.039 Well, I was gone. 00:19:31.119 --> 00:19:31.359 I don't know. 00:19:31.440 --> 00:19:33.119 It's affected people after I was dead. 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:34.160 Whoa. 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:37.519 That would be terrible if your diarrhea killed someone else. 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:38.079 Yeah. 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:38.720 Fuck. 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:39.680 That'd be awful. 00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:41.839 You're like your wife sees it and has a heart attack. 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:42.160 Yeah. 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:45.759 But I I remember when I was a little kid, I remember one day. 00:19:45.920 --> 00:19:49.519 This was at a time when I was still liked apple juice. 00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:49.759 Yeah. 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.319 And one day I was okay. 00:19:54.480 --> 00:19:55.519 Please continue with the story. 00:19:55.680 --> 00:20:03.519 We brushed my teeth, and then immediately after brushing my teeth with minty minty toothpaste, I took a sip of apple juice, and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever had. 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:07.039 Going forward, that is what apple juice always tasted like to me. 00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:09.119 And to this day I cannot drink apple juice. 00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:09.599 Yeah. 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:12.240 Okay. 00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:13.279 So that's different. 00:20:13.599 --> 00:20:14.960 Yeah, absolutely different than what I'm saying. 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:22.720 So for those not watching, um, Zachary Taylor is has pulled out a bunch of cherries, put them in a bowl, and he's got sweet. 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:24.480

And I'm not delicious red cherries. 00:20:24.720 --> 00:20:30.240 I'm not liking the ratio that I'm anticipating here because it's just a small handful of cherries. 00:20:30.400 --> 00:20:32.240 I have no idea where he's gonna go with the milk. 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:37.279 You know, I don't know if this is crossing your mind at all, but before he pours this in, I'm wondering sink or float. 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:38.480 And I'm curious if you have a use. 00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:39.359 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:42.480 Uh, uh, uh, uh, well, it depends on how much how much of the milk. 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:43.440 No, it's a density thing. 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:44.240 Okay, okay. 00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:45.519 I think sink. 00:20:45.680 --> 00:20:46.400 I think sink. 00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:48.240 Okay, we're watching it. 00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:52.559 It's being we're getting some good foley work. 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:55.279 And they appear to still be sunk. 00:20:55.920 --> 00:20:56.559 Let's see. 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:59.279 And what's interesting is the stems aren't off. 00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:01.119 I think it's a sink situation. 00:21:01.599 --> 00:21:03.759 Hard to tell where they go. 00:21:04.079 --> 00:21:06.720 He he put just enough that we can't actually answer the question. 00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:11.200 I can quite tell if they're floating or sinking in this bowl. 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:12.079 Because you know what? 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:15.119 I was concerned when I saw the fabric of the couch. 00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:21.519 What would happen if I either spilled some of the meat or had some of my famous fatal diarrhea? 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:24.799 And I didn't want to do that, so I put less than a little bit. 00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:26.160 Oh, that's very sweet. 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:28.559 That's very do you need a spoon? 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:28.880 I don't know. 00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:29.519 No. 00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:30.400 Okay. 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:34.480 Now I'm is anybody else curious where the pit's gonna go? 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:36.799 I have a feeling it's gonna go right back in there. 00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:38.079 That's exactly where it went. 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:39.359 It went right back into the bowl. 00:21:39.839 --> 00:21:42.160 Aren't pits full of like cyanide? 00:21:42.559 --> 00:21:43.279 Are they? 00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:46.559 You know, that could be a bit of a big thing. 00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:47.920 That's an apple thing, right? 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.400 Isn't it like if you eat an apple apple seeds? 00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:55.039 They either one, grow in your stomach and you have a big apple tree in your stomach, or two, they kill you. 00:21:55.279 --> 00:21:56.240 Fuck, it's good. 00:21:56.799 --> 00:22:03.519 I I feel like though, it would make sense to me if this guy's Hork and cherries and milk like that, spitting the pits back in. 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:05.920 It's bleaching cyanide

into the milk. 00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:08.480 He drinks it like cereal milk after. 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:09.759 That absolutely could be happening. 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:17.839 My administration had a treaty with Britain about whether or not we could build a uh canal through Nicaragua. 00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:22.400 And well, we didn't get around to it, but we passed the treaty, which is one of our my main achievements. 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:24.799 But the treaty didn't take effect. 00:22:25.039 --> 00:22:25.519 You just passed it. 00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:27.599 Well, it became a moot a bit of a moot point. 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:28.400 Because of your death. 00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:28.720 Yeah. 00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:29.920 I actually don't know. 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:30.720 Um, I don't think so. 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:33.359 I think it was because Britain wanted to get involved in Central America, excuse me. 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:39.680 Wanted to get involved in Central America. 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:40.960 And then we said, no, that's ours. 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:42.400 Because oh because you're closer. 00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:43.759 Just horrible. 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:45.680 Horrible for the entirety history of this country. 00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:46.000 Yeah. 00:22:46.319 --> 00:22:47.519 Um, so we said no. 00:22:47.680 --> 00:22:50.160 And then we almost went to war again for the third time. 00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:51.759 In 16 months? 00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:53.359 Yeah, in 16 months with Great Britain. 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:54.400 Yeah, we've been in our third war. 00:22:54.480 --> 00:22:54.720 I think it's a good thing. 00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:57.359 Or because 1812 and revolution. 00:22:57.519 --> 00:22:57.599 Yep. 00:22:57.759 --> 00:22:58.559 And this would be number three. 00:22:58.640 --> 00:22:59.119 Yeah, that's right. 00:22:59.359 --> 00:22:59.680 Okay. 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:02.319 But the treaty helped calm everybody's things. 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:03.359 Cool. 00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:04.960 And to celebrate, you know what I did. 00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:06.079 Cherry's monk. 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:08.640 You could have used a treaty in your stomach to calm things down. 00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:10.079 Why not just a cherry pie? 00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:11.279 Why not just a cherry? 00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:12.319 Or cherry ice cream. 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:13.519 Or cherry ice cream. 00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.599 Well, cherry pie, good answer. 00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:16.799 I don't like the crust. 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:18.799 Cherry ice cream, 1850. 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:20.160 How are we freezing that? 00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:24.960 Oh, how are we freezing that is so accurate? 00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:26.160 You don't get used to it. 00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:26.880 So accurate. 00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:28.640 That's why we love this cherry's milk. 00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:29.839 We'd often put ice cream. 00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:31.519 This is

your cherry ice cream. 00:23:31.759 --> 00:23:33.039 Oh my gosh, this is my cherry ice cream. 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:34.079 And I've tried it in the afterlife. 00:23:34.160 --> 00:23:37.680 I've tried cherry Garcia and other cherry ice creams, and I'm like, too cold. 00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:38.640 Too solid. 00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:41.200 I know that cherry Garcia was a pun. 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:42.319 Yeah, of course. 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.079 What else is there to know about it? 00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:45.039 What else is it? 00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:46.000 What did you think it meant? 00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:46.880 Cherry Garcia. 00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:49.519 Well, it's just maybe it's one of the like a Hispanic cherry? 00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:52.079 Yeah, one of the members of the cherry family of the Garcia family. 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:53.519 So it's what, cherry Garcia? 00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:54.240 Peach Garcia? 00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:55.359 Apple Garcia. 00:23:55.920 --> 00:23:56.559 Cool. 00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:58.319 Um, I have a question. 00:23:58.799 --> 00:23:59.680 I have an answer, hopefully. 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:03.039 What uh function does the milk serve? 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:06.240 So, because right now, you know what I mean? 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:07.680 Yeah, you're dripping a lot of the milk. 00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:08.160 Yeah. 00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:10.720 I forgot how much of this is an audio medium, and I apologize. 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:12.720 But I'm not going to stop because I'm locked in. 00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:13.519 It's also visual. 00:24:13.839 --> 00:24:14.799 Yes, it's very visual. 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.119 What function does the milk have? 00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:18.480 Yeah, it's almost like it's not that. 00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:22.079 Well, I'm not I don't want to be crass on your podcast, but I'm not poor. 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:23.440 I'm not just gonna eat cherries. 00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:24.720 I'm gonna eat cherries and milk. 00:24:25.039 --> 00:24:31.519 Oh milk is expensive because it's something you have to consume in theory that day, because there's no refrigeration. 00:24:31.759 --> 00:24:32.240 In theory. 00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:32.799 In theory. 00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:34.160 I don't, of course, but yes. 00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:34.799 Well, okay. 00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:35.119 I'm sorry. 00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:39.039 Now I noticed you got ours from a cart you the milk you got is from a cart in. 00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:43.839 Back then, were you going straight from cow, or what is what was the you would take a cherry. 00:24:44.079 --> 00:24:44.240 Okay. 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:45.519 There's a lot of ways to differ to it. 00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:47.119 Sometimes of course having it in a crystal bowl in the city. 00:24:47.200 --> 00:24:47.920 It's like having a chef. 00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:49.359 But the best way to do it is you take a chair. 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:58.079 You put the chair in your

mouth, and then you lie down on the ground under the cow, and you just take a couple squirts, uh, and then you spit the pit to the side. 00:24:58.240 --> 00:24:59.279 Okay, and then you go again. 00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:01.039 It was an hours-long process. 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:05.839 It sounds pleasant to some. 00:25:06.079 --> 00:25:06.640 That's right. 00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:12.079 Was it a meal where you guys would you each go under one of the nipples and have four of you? 00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:13.200 Thank you for calling them nipples. 00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:13.680 They are nipples. 00:25:13.839 --> 00:25:14.480 Are they not nipples? 00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:20.319 I mean, they are, they are, but more most people would say otters, but I think I'm saying there would be four of you, one under each individual nipple. 00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:21.039 Each otter, yeah. 00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:22.480 Most people would just say otters, right? 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:28.640 Yes, each of us would pick an areola of the cow, and then we would just go to the cow. 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:29.440 Yeah, exactly. 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:31.599 That's when you know it's getting serious. 00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:34.319 Because otherwise it's an individual effort if it's just one of you. 00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:37.279 But uh, you know, it sounds like it could be potentially be a family activity here. 00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:38.240 Absolutely. 00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.720 Or even just uh with your council. 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:42.960 I was gonna say small council, but cabinet? 00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:44.480 Cabinet, yes, small council. 00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:46.720 Yeah, it's more of a game of thrones, though. 00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:47.839 It's more of a game of thones. 00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:48.720 Absolutely. 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:52.799 How much do you feel like Game of Thrones uh is fed from real politics? 00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:54.079 From real politics? 00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.279 Probably a ton. 00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:58.799 I think that's why he can't finish the book because he has to see how politics ends. 00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.680 Oh, yeah. 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:02.799 And it is ending, and it's gone down soon. 00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:04.000 I I'm sorry. 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.960 Oh, so there's the other milk part of the trick. 00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:07.519 That's good. 00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:09.119 Well that was worse than I thought it would be. 00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:09.599 You think? 00:26:09.759 --> 00:26:10.640 Yeah, it was. 00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:15.839 I guess it's kind of like sometimes even when I eat dessert, because is this dessert or is this like a meal? 00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:16.640 That's a great question. 00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:17.440 That's a great question. 00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.960 It is a treat and a dessert. 00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.839 So you I've it's like British pudding and desserts though. 00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:22.799 Exactly. 00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:23.839 What's your favorite dessert? 00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:27.519 I love like a big chewy chocolate chip cookie with walnuts and salt on top. 00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:28.720 Oh, that sounds really good. 00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:29.359 Yeah, what about you? 00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:30.880 Mine is a mint Oreo blizzard. 00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:31.359 Number one. 00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:32.559 Number one by a mile. 00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:32.880 Yeah. 00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:33.039 Yeah. 00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:34.319 Mint or an ice cream. 00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:34.799 No offense. 00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:35.680 Not none taken. 00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:36.480 I didn't invent it. 00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:37.920 My favorite is cherries and milk. 00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:38.480 Of course. 00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:39.279 Of course. 00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:39.680 Of course. 00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:44.880 Now, how many times, because you've been dead for nearly 175 years. 00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:46.240 Um math. 00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:47.200 And math. 00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:48.720 And it's over, actually. 00:26:49.039 --> 00:26:50.559 Nearly as in either. 00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:51.680 Around. 00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:55.279 Two bitchy men talking about math. 00:26:57.680 --> 00:26:58.319 Good God. 00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.839 How many times do you think you've died of cherries and milk in the afterlife? 00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:03.519 Oh, how many stars are in the sky? 00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:04.240 Oh my god. 00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:05.119 Trillions? 00:27:05.359 --> 00:27:07.359 Count the grains of sand on the beach. 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.000 You can't do it. 00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:08.640 I don't know. 00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:10.799 Because here, obviously, time means less. 00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:11.279 Yes. 00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:14.400 Um, without the progression of anything, we're all frozen in the moment that we are in. 00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:14.880 Yes. 00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:16.240 Um, so I don't know. 00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:28.400 Uh but the the darkness keeps coming because I've eaten so many cherries and milk, and then I awake again on that same colorless, featureless beach where we all awake when we pass on, and I'm confused. 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:29.759 And then now I kind of get it. 00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:30.400 I'm like, okay. 00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:32.640 And then I start the trudge of sins. 00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:33.119 Yeah. 00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:41.759 Um, and I get back to my home uh here in the afterworld, and I open up the cooler, and I just get different working. 00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:43.599 Yeah, you dive right back in. 00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:45.440 It's it's like your destiny. 00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:48.880 It's like no matter what you change, yeah, you're always supposed to die that way. 00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:52.720 It's like a uh uh Sisyphus that you are choosing. 00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:53.279 Yes, Abby. 00:27:54.240 -->

00:27:56.559 Sisyphus if he's like, fuck, I love pushing this rock. 00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:57.200 Yeah, yeah. 00:27:57.440 --> 00:27:59.359 Yeah, it's like if a Sisyphus loved it. 00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:01.039 If a Sisyphus was a sub. 00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:04.000 I think Sisyphus is a total fucking simp for that. 00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:04.720 Oh, yeah, yeah. 00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:05.920 I think he would pay. 00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.359 If he wasn't forced to do it, he'd be paid. 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:09.920 I think he'd be uh so obsessed with it. 00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:11.599 Yeah, people are like, why are you doing it? 00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:12.960 He's like, God's making me. 00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:14.799 And you're like, no, he's fucking not. 00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:16.240 You like it. 00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:18.000 Stop being so fucking humiliated by your face. 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:19.519 Don't make it roll back down. 00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:21.359 Yeah, don't make it roll back down. 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:23.440 Sisyphus is a pervert. 00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.839 Well, I don't want to king shave him at all. 00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:29.200 Um, but absolutely because have you been to his mountain? 00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:29.440 No. 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:30.880 Have you seen him doing it? 00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:32.559 Rock hard the whole time. 00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:33.440 A whole way up. 00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:35.599 The rock is or his BS. 00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:39.599 And I don't know if that's part of the punishment because that would make it harder, just objectively. 00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:41.119 I think it's his art. 00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:42.880 I would have I would hope so. 00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:45.759 I hate to see a flaccid rock. 00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:49.519 And they're almost like it happens, and you're like, wouldn't that be lava? 00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:51.039 They're almost like it's lava. 00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:55.200 It's it's it's it's totally normal, and I'm like, it's not you, babe. 00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:57.039 I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know it's not me. 00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:58.799 You're talking about so much is what's making it. 00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:00.640 It's just like, I didn't say anything. 00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:02.000 You're talking about it. 00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:02.720 Okay. 00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:03.279 All right. 00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.920 Well, I think this is a good time for a commercial break. 00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:10.160 Um, I have to actually throw this entire bowl out uh because I can't look at it anymore. 00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:11.359 So we'll be right back. 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:13.440 Look, one of them looks like a little butt. 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:17.519 Are you dead and looking for a lawyer? 00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.759 Because me too, but I can't find any. 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:21.200 I think they're all in hell. 00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:25.279 If you can find one, go ahead and call me at

123-1235. 00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:28.240 I'm dead and I need a lawyer. 00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:30.960 And we're back. 00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:31.759 We'll leave. 00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:33.279 I'm so excited for our next guest. 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:33.920 As am I. 00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:38.000 As a musician myself, as we discussed recently, it's nice to have another one on the couch. 00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:40.480 Please welcome Selky Johnson. 00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:42.400 What a dude plus I've Silky. 00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:43.680 What is up? 00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:44.960 How we living? 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:46.000 Wait. 00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:48.880 How we're gonna be able to do it. 00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:50.000 How we dying, how we dying. 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:50.480 We're done. 00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:51.200 We're dying good. 00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:51.680 Yeah. 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:52.720 How are you? 00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:57.119 Hey man, you know, I'm you know, I'm I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. 00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:04.559 You know, when you're when you're in the afterlife, it's you got a lot of time to experience every type of emotion that you possibly can. 00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:05.039 Whoa. 00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:09.039 Yeah, and I and I feel like it's fun to try and explore those different emotions, right? 00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:11.519 Yeah, are there any that are hitting you right now? 00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:19.200 You know, I'm just you know, I'm I'm trying not to be upset. 00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:20.960 I'm trying not to be upset. 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:21.920 It's okay to be upset. 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:22.880 Big feelings like that. 00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:24.400 Well, depending on what it is, you know. 00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:28.960 I just I really thought the world was gonna end. 00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:29.680 You know? 00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:38.240 I didn't, I wasn't sure if the world was gonna end, but my goddamn hype man and my goddamn DJ, they said, listen, the Mayan calendar, it's gonna happen. 00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:39.839 We're where the world is gonna end. 00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:41.119 And I was like, well, why don't we just wait? 00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:47.680 And they were like, no, let's just fucking go on a bender and go crazy, and then we'll we'll OD, we'll die, we'll have, we'll be in bliss. 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:48.960 The fucking world didn't end. 00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:54.000 I'm up here, I'm finding people are new people are coming that have been dead, and I'm finding out that the world didn't end. 00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:55.839 This is like some 2012 shit. 00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:57.759 Yeah, I died in 2012. 00:30:58.240 --> 00:30:59.839 Oh my god. 00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.839 Like two days before December 19th. 00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:06.160 December 19th was the the big 21st, but I thought the 21st. 00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:07.839 If we had just waited, 2012. 00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:10.000 1221, 2012. 00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:10.559 That was a big day. 00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:20.400 I am so sorry, and I hate to ask this question, but did your hype man and your DJ die? 00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:23.599 Apparently, they did not. 00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:25.279 That's bullshit. 00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:26.640 Is terrible. 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:27.359 They survived. 00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:28.240 Bullshit. 00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:32.400 If you're doing a mass annihilation, you have the courtesy to also die. 00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:33.039 Absolutely. 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:34.640 Selfish. 00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:35.680 I'm so pissed. 00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.640 Is I I hate to jump to this. 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:42.480 Do you think there was any like um Do you think it was purposeful? 00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:43.920 Whoa. 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:45.119 Do you think it was purposeful? 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:45.920 You died, they didn't? 00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:46.480 Oh no. 00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:48.880 In in 15 years, he hasn't thought about that. 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:50.240 Oh no, oh no, oh no. 00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:51.440 You already said he was upset. 00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:52.400 He's gonna be really interested. 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:53.359 Nearly 15 years old. 00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:55.039 You think they could have done it on purpose? 00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:58.000 That's I I don't know. 00:31:58.079 --> 00:32:01.759 If they're the ones that were it didn't seem like you were all that interested in doing it, right? 00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:06.480 I was just trying to part, you know, I was the man, I was their breadwinner. 00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:07.680 They couldn't have done that, you know. 00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:09.519 What is it that you did on Earth? 00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:11.920 Well, I was in a I was a rapper. 00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:14.240 Okay I wasn't I wasn't famous. 00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:15.440 There was a possibility. 00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:17.119 Thing is, I was getting some traction. 00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:21.200 Yeah, you know, I um I had I had a couple meetings with Bad Boy Records. 00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:21.680 Okay. 00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:22.240 Yeah. 00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:23.119 Who's in that one? 00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:23.839 Uh Diddy. 00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:24.240 Yeah. 00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:25.200 Okay. 00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:25.599 Yeah. 00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:26.799 You've been keeping up with anything? 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:28.319 Yeah, I just recently found out. 00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:28.559 Yeah. 00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:29.359 Yeah. 00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:30.720 So I guess that kind of worked out my mind. 00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:32.240 Yeah, that was a good PR. 00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:35.359 Yeah, of course. 00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:36.240 I was very excited. 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:37.680 Yeah, a big label. 00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:43.359 Uh, and I'm just upset because you know, I World War Z was about to come out. 00:32:43.440 -->

00:32:44.400 It had been taking years. 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:45.359 I I can't talk. 00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:53.519 And I introduced I introduced my DJ DJ Dilly and my hype man, Big Man B, to World War Z in our book club. 00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:53.920 Yeah. 00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:55.279 And they got to go see it. 00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:58.559 And every time I talk about World War Z, nobody wants to tell me about it. 00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.720 They're always like, uh, you gotta see it. 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.319 You gotta never seen it, so I can't tell you. 00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:05.039 I can't tell you. 00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:06.160 Oh I know Brad Pitt. 00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:06.880 It's not bad. 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:08.960 Are they are they not telling me because it's bad? 00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:16.240 I what the only thing I've heard about it is that it's not a true uh it's not a good interpretation of the book, is what I've heard. 00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:17.440 Oh, that's a bummer. 00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:19.440 Yeah, I was so looking forward to that movie. 00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:21.279 I'm so sorry. 00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:27.039 I I just can't believe whether they meant to or not, your friends encouraged you to do something you didn't want to do. 00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:31.599 Yeah, and that, whether or not it's for uh self-annihilation, is bad fresh. 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:32.319 That's never cool. 00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:33.759 That's never cool. 00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:36.960 I'm upset, yeah, but it's okay. 00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:41.759 You know, I've been I've been realizing the afterlife, there's a there's a multitude of possibilities. 00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:42.880 And you know what? 00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:48.480 I uh not to tell you what to do, but I think I've always been looking for new music in the afterlife. 00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:49.039 Yeah, yeah. 00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:51.359 Have you thought have you started any music up here? 00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:52.160 I have not. 00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:52.799 Yeah, yeah. 00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:54.720 We've had a couple guests who have put out new albums. 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:56.400 Beethoven put on a new album. 00:33:56.799 --> 00:33:58.480 Uh uh, there was another one too. 00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:05.119 Um it's just a little tough when you're not famous, when you're not the famous start famous. 00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:06.799 This is just like Hollywood. 00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:07.920 You have to start famous. 00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:08.800 Yeah. 00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:10.559 But sometimes you do it for you, though. 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:11.920 Sometimes you do art just for you. 00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:17.679 Yeah, is there any any song you were like almost gonna release and then you died and and you wish it had been released? 00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:19.679 You can release it here if you want. 00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:23.920 No, I've actually just been working on I have it's it hasn't been music. 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:25.840 I've been working on a little personal pet project. 00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:28.400 Personal pet project or pest project. 00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:29.440 Pet project. 00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.280 It's not it's it's it's just a little something. 00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:32.480 So I'm thinking, right? 00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:34.159 Okay, but we're in the afterlife. 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.519 Yeah, we don't have movies here or shows here. 00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.480 We can't see what's being created in the present time. 00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:41.840 Yeah, we can't watch that. 00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:43.440 We can only make our own crap. 00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:51.920 So why don't we get the directors and the writers who are past and have them recreate the stuff that's happening on earth? 00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:53.039 Recreate a Hollywood, yeah. 00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:54.159 Recreate the best of it. 00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:56.719 Recreate the stuff that is happening, not create new stuff, yeah. 00:34:56.960 --> 00:35:01.599 Recreate the exact what if we had David Lynch make the rest of Game of Thrones? 00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:04.239 I only saw the first two seasons, they were great, you know? 00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:05.119 That's a great idea. 00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.199 Oh David Lynch died. 00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:07.840 Oh no. 00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:09.519 Well, but oh yes. 00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:10.559 But oh yes. 00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:11.519 That's good. 00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:12.400 Wow, okay. 00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.920 How about a Stanley Kubrick season of Game of Thrones, you know? 00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:17.440 Everyone could do Game of The Own Thrones. 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:19.360 Everybody does their own season of Game of Thrones. 00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:20.559 Whoa, that could be huge. 00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:21.519 Orson Wells. 00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:22.239 Game of Thrones. 00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:22.800 Game of Thrones. 00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:23.599 Game of Thrones. 00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:24.079 Wait. 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:26.000 The problem is I'm not famous. 00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:33.280 So I've been trying to get people together to get this idea, this thought process out there, and maybe like a collective. 00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:37.039 Tell the you know and Walid and I, to some have a level of fame. 00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.800 Yeah, to a certain extent. 00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:39.840 But yeah, no, feel free to do that. 00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:40.800 Maybe we can make moves. 00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:41.760 Hey man, fuck it. 00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:45.599 Let's have Sidney Portier play Frodo Baggins, right? 00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:46.400 Yeah. 00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:47.679 He's not directing it. 00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.039 He's just playing Frodo in Game of Through. 00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:53.360 No, I'm talking, I'm talking crazy. 00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:53.920 We can do anything. 00:35:54.239 -->

00:35:58.480 Yeah, Danny Kubrick drives Wear the Rings and Sydney Portier and Frodo Baggins. 00:35:59.119 --> 00:35:59.440 That sounds great. 00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:00.000 That sounds good. 00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:01.920 I watched the shit out of Sydney Portier's. 00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.719 It's Frodo? 00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:03.840 Bro, it's the afterlife. 00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.280 We could do what the fuck we want. 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:12.000 We could have every hot person that's ever died be the new like Game of Thrones. 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:13.440 Why they gotta be hot? 00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.519 I want everyone I would like a reason to watch Game of Thrones. 00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:19.360 You never watch Game of Thrones? 00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:21.039 I've seen the last two episodes. 00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:22.719 That's a that's crazy. 00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:23.440 What? 00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:24.159 I know. 00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:25.039 Wow. 00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:26.559 I've heard bad things. 00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.719 You haven't even Oh, you said you only seen the first two seasons. 00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:30.159 Yeah, they came out 21. 00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:31.519 And I saw the last two episodes. 00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:35.599 So together, we've seen about two seasons. 00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:38.480 Just a hair over two seasons. 00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:42.159 I I've seen the whole thing and it's it does end poorly. 00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.039 I can take a crack at the last season. 00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:47.840 Oh, you're you're putting yourself on that list. 00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:51.119 We said Stanley Kubrick, Sidney Potier. 00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:52.400 Um me? 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:53.039 Why not? 00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:53.599 Why not? 00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:54.000 Okay. 00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:55.199 Why the fuck not? 00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.280 I guess if we're really in a why the feck not territory. 00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:01.760 I mean, if everybody's taking a shot, I'll take a shot at it. 00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:03.440 Okay, what would you do to Game of Thrones? 00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:04.480 What's your directing style? 00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:05.440 And I want to hear yours too. 00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:06.960 The directing style or the story? 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.559 What am I What's the story? 00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:09.360 What's the story? 00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:10.159 How's it different? 00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:10.639 Yeah. 00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:14.079 Um, well, first of all, I think Jamie should kill Cersei. 00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:15.920 See, this means nothing to you. 00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:17.760 I know it's not landing on me. 00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:19.760 It's not landing for me either. 00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:20.880 This isn't landing. 00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:22.320 I I red light. 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:23.280 I'm not interested. 00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.280 Silky, what are you what's your take on Game of

Thrones? 00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:27.679 Game of Thrones, first two seasons great. 00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:33.599 Uh, I thought it was gonna be the greatest show ever, and then I keep hearing people saying that it was bad and it ended badly, and I'm like, how is that possible? 00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:34.960 Yeah, how's that even possible? 00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:36.559 Maybe let's torrent you a copy. 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:37.280 I think maybe we could. 00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:38.079 Is it possible? 00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:39.039 Maybe we might be able to tell you. 00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:42.000 It might be possible to get you that and World War Z. 00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:43.360 Really? 00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:44.719 I think we could figure it out. 00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:46.400 Maybe if we find some dead hackers. 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:51.039 Could call in if you have access to the MP4s of these things. 00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.719 Who's a dead hacker that we know? 00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:55.599 Oh, like Wayne Knight from Jurassic Park. 00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:57.039 Oh, yes. 00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.599 I was like, who's the WikiLeaks guy? 00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:01.280 Oh, Edward Snowden, he's still like. 00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:02.320 Or Julian Assange. 00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:03.599 Those are the same guy, right? 00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:07.360 I really confuse both of them because they're both white, like uh Scandinavians. 00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:13.199 Yeah, and if something we'll get you Julian Assange when he dies. 00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:13.599 Uh-huh. 00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:17.039 No, yeah, if somebody could go kill David Fincher, that'd be great. 00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:18.159 No, Finch. 00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:18.639 Oh, yeah. 00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:21.199 This is an interesting thing we don't talk about in the afterlife. 00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:27.599 Is sometimes when your favorite artist is still on Earth, and you're kind of like, how do I make them kick the bucket a little sooner so they get up here? 00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:28.159 You know what I mean? 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:30.400 A little bit of possession, stabby stabby, you know what I mean. 00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:31.599 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:32.320 Absolutely. 00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:34.880 Is the name Silky your birth name? 00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:35.599 Uh, yeah. 00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:37.840 My parents, they were jazz musicians. 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.119 Were they really? 00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:39.679 Yeah. 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:40.480 That's cool. 00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:43.920 What did they uh singing, instruments, brass? 00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:44.480 What do they do? 00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.840 Oh, my mother sang and my daddy played the upright bass. 00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:48.880 Oh, I love the case. 00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.239 Oh my god, and then you're a rapper, you're like a musical family. 00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:53.840 Yeah, real musical family. 00:38:54.000 -->

00:38:56.880 Did they support you going into rap as opposed to jazz? 00:38:57.119 --> 00:39:02.079 Uh, unfortunately, they had passed before uh they my rap career began. 00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:06.239 Okay, and I haven't really had to confront them about it because they're in hell. 00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:07.440 They're in hell? 00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:07.920 Yeah, they are. 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:09.679 I thought all jazz musicians go to hell. 00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:13.199 Oh, they were Jehovah's Witnesses, so yeah, they that stinks. 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:14.880 Unfortunately, that stinks. 00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:18.000 And they go to hell not because of their beliefs, but because they bother people too much, right? 00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:18.800 Isn't that what it was? 00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:19.119 Yeah. 00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.559 And they can't even get like a little welcome party down there because they don't like holidays. 00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:24.559 So you can't do anything to celebrate it. 00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:24.960 That's right. 00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:25.360 That's right. 00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:27.119 Because you are allowed to celebrate your birthday in hell. 00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:27.440 Yeah. 00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.159 You're allowed to. 00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:29.679 Oh my gosh. 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:30.239 Wow. 00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:33.039 Okay, so you can't even talk to your parents about your rap career. 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:34.719 That well, you can talk to us. 00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:35.519 You can talk to us. 00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:36.000 Yeah. 00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:36.880 You know, it was cool. 00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:37.360 It was great. 00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:39.280 I was uh, you know, I was making moves. 00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:42.000 I saw, you know, I was just out here. 00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:54.719 Uh see, I got the name, I got the the idea of getting a hype man and a DJ because I felt like like a jazz band. 00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:56.079 You need multiple parts. 00:39:56.239 --> 00:40:00.960 Like you most rap careers or rap artists is very front-facing on the one artist. 00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:02.719 Were these guys friends of yours? 00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:03.679 They were friends of mine. 00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:04.639 You were like a DJ B. 00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:06.559 DJ Dilly and Big Man B. 00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:08.400 I think that's what you said. 00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:09.039 That's what I said. 00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:09.360 Yeah. 00:40:10.159 --> 00:40:12.880 But they they were like childhood friends of yours that came up with. 00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:13.840 They were friends I had met. 00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:16.079 They had they were friends I had met along the way, you know. 00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:16.800 A lot of the way. 00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:19.119 You know, I was smoking a lot of weed, yeah. 00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:20.719 I was selling a lot of weed. 00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:21.119 Yeah. 00:40:21.679 -->

00:40:24.079 And um, you know, we crossed paths. 00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:24.559 Yeah. 00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.159 And and one was DJ, and I was like, oh man, you know, that's cool. 00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:29.119 That's cool. 00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:35.039 And um, we had met we had met outside of uh a wing shop. 00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:36.159 I was going to get some wings. 00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:36.639 Yeah. 00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:39.440 And I was going to get a 12-piece lemon pepper flat. 00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:41.280 I was literally gonna ask what flavor is. 00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:42.079 Fried hard. 00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:43.119 Wait, what's a flat? 00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:43.440 Sorry. 00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:45.840 The flat is the drum is like the leg. 00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:46.159 Okay. 00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:47.440 And the flat is like the wing. 00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:51.360 Like, I mean, you know, it's it is the wing, you know, on the two portions of a wing. 00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:51.599 Yes. 00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:55.440 There's the drum with the the leg meat, and you know, flat is the water. 00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:58.800 I literally I'm learning a different culture. 00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:00.639 Yes, I truly have no idea. 00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:09.920 There are certain places where you can specify whether you want a flat or a plump uh DJ Dilly, he was DJing at the wing spot. 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:10.559 That's incredible. 00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:10.800 Yeah. 00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:12.239 The wing spot or the wing spot? 00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:13.119 At the wing spot. 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.000 At the wing spot. 00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:14.480 Yeah, yeah. 00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:15.440 At the wing spot. 00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:18.400 And um, and I was like, man, these wings. 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:21.760 And then you just start kind of like yeah, yeah. 00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.079 It was crazy because he also was the fry cook. 00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:25.760 He was good with his hands, you know what I'm saying? 00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:28.239 He was the fry cook and the DJ, you know? 00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:29.039 Damn. 00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:30.400 This is Big B. 00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:31.760 This is this is DJ Dilly. 00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:32.400 This is DJ Dilly. 00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:34.239 DJ Dilly sounds so delicious, by the way. 00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:35.519 Just like a big pickle. 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.679 Yeah, well, and a dilly is a type of bar. 00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:39.440 Yes, at Dairy Queen. 00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:41.760 I guess where you can get a dilly bar. 00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:42.320 A blister. 00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:43.599 Funny enough. 00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:44.239 Bitch. 00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:49.920 Funny enough, I accidentally hit Big Man B with a car out in a Dairy Queen parking lot. 00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:51.440 And that's Whoa. 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:52.719 Was that funny to him? 00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.000 No, I was just saying, you brought up the. 00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:56.000 I guess it is funny. 00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:57.039 Coincidentally. 00:41:57.280 --> 00:41:58.159 Oh, he was okay. 00:41:58.480 --> 00:41:58.960 He was okay. 00:41:59.199 --> 00:41:59.679 He was okay. 00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:01.840 Now, but he was okay. 00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:03.679 He was okay enough to start working with you. 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:04.320 Yeah, yeah. 00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.159 I I had to there's no animosity to be a good thing. 00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:08.960 No, there was no animosity because I was like, hey, hey, man, man, I'm sorry. 00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:09.760 I apologize. 00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:10.000 Yeah. 00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:10.639 I'm a little hot. 00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:11.519 He said, Oh, it's okay. 00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:12.320 I'm a little hot too. 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:13.199 Did he say oh it's okay? 00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:14.960 Or is he like, oh, it's okay? 00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:17.760 At first he was like, oh, it's okay. 00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:18.239 Okay. 00:42:18.400 --> 00:42:22.000 But then he smelled them 10-piece lemon pepper fried wings hard. 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:23.519 And didn't you say 12 piece before? 00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:24.079 Did you eat two? 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:25.840 Don't tell. 00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:28.559 I told him I got a 10-piece. 00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:29.840 And he said, you know what? 00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:30.639 I'll take the 10-piece. 00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:33.519 I said, hey man, can we split the 10 piece? 00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:33.760 Oh. 00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:34.960 Split the 10 piece. 00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.039 Let's split the 10-piece and a blizzard. 00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:37.440 Okay. 00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:39.280 And and and that sounds good. 00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:41.679 And I know you're astonished by this. 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:42.320 But listen. 00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:42.960 Crap. 00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:43.440 That sounds good. 00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:44.719 That sounds so good right now. 00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:46.880 We are poor potheads at the time. 00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:48.079 Of course. 00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:58.639 So this was you know, I there is no amount of money that I could have in my bank account in which five flat lemon pepper chicken wings and half a blizzard sounds. 00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:00.880 I'm thinking about the vegetarian version. 00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:04.159 I'm like truly my my tongue getting heavy. 00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:04.400 Uh huh. 00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:06.639 Drown a ship right now. 00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:07.599 Yeah. 00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:08.400 Absolutely. 00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:10.079 I get horny for these wings. 00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:12.239 And and and we became best friends, you know? 00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:13.280 Like, how could you not? 00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:13.599 You know? 00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:13.920 Wow. 00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:14.400 That's

amazing. 00:43:14.559 --> 00:43:15.119 How can you not? 00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:15.519 Okay. 00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:16.000 Yeah. 00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:18.159 I just uh that I mean that's great. 00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:20.559 I'm glad that you guys hit it off so well. 00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:29.599 I just am so concerned that maybe potentially this start of a relationship is maybe what led to your own death or your own downfall. 00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:32.639 Maybe I'm reading too much into it. 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.000 Yeah, he's never considered it in his whole life. 00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:38.079 He's never even considered it one time. 00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:40.159 I don't like it. 00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:41.760 Damn, hold on. 00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:44.400 Oh man. 00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:45.039 Yeah. 00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:51.519 Damn, if I had never hit him in that Dairy Queen parking lot, I might have been in the theater on the opening night of World War Z. 00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:54.159 I mean, it's a weird butterfly fact. 00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:57.519 Because maybe, but maybe also you wouldn't have even become a rapper without him, you know? 00:43:57.760 --> 00:43:58.239 That's very true. 00:43:58.480 --> 00:43:58.639 Right? 00:43:58.719 --> 00:43:59.679 Like, who's to say? 00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:03.360 I mean, maybe you stole it, so it's kind of like a probably not happen, actually. 00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:06.880 Uh, it's crazy. 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:07.519 Yeah. 00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:08.320 Yeah. 00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:08.800 Yeah. 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:14.400 But you know, but haven't you come to the afterlife and been like, actually turns out it's better here? 00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:15.360 It is kind of better. 00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.199 You know, it's crazy because I've been here 15 years. 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.480 I ain't never thought about this. 00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:21.760 Because it's crazy here, because you can masturbate as much as you want, you know? 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:23.199 I spent years masturbating. 00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:23.920 I didn't even think about it. 00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.320 And people didn't like that on earth when if you did that? 00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:28.480 I couldn't do it on earth, not like you can in the afterlife. 00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:29.840 I'm talking about in the afterlife. 00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:32.719 The first, I think six years in the afterlife, I spent masturbating. 00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:33.039 Oh, yeah. 00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:35.039 That's called gooning. 00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:36.079 It's called gooning? 00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:36.960 It's called gooning. 00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:39.519 Gooning is when you do it a lot. 00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:45.360 And you like try to get to like and do that, we don't when does it cross the line into gooning? 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:45.840 Okay. 00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:47.760 I listened to a podcast about this. 00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:51.280 Would love to know because and and we're a podcast that's gonna talk about now. 00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:51.519 Okay. 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:52.400 This is a podcast? 00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:52.800 What's it? 00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:53.840 It's a and it's a young. 00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:54.880 Oh, okay. 00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:59.039 We found out that we're on the internet, and so we're on we're dead at social media. 00:44:59.360 --> 00:44:59.840 We're dead show. 00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:00.800 Sorry, now we're dead. 00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:08.559 Um so gooning, I think, crosses into m masturbating crosses into gooning territory, I think, because of the habitualness. 00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:11.199 And gooning often involves a lot of screens. 00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:20.639 You're like multiple screening, quadrants, multiple quadrants, and the the the pornography you're watching is almost like watching like a bunch of vines. 00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:24.639 Like it's really short snippets, and people spend like eight hours doing that. 00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:25.280 Eight hours? 00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:29.119 And I think it's not even necessarily for like to fruition all the time. 00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:31.360 I think it's like there's a lot of edging stuff involved. 00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:37.599 It's like a community of people, and and it's you do goon offs where it's like I I think it's called something too. 00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.719 It's like, I dare you to send me something that would make me cut. 00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:43.360 So I think Gooning is in that universe. 00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:46.880 This is so I want to know if you've crossed over into Gooning. 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:49.599 I I haven't involved other people. 00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:53.360 But the multiple screens, eight hours. 00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:58.960 I mean, I did um uh I did masturbate for six years straight. 00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:02.480 So I guess you might as well just call me I guess King Goon. 00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:03.440 King Goon. 00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:04.480 King Goon. 00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:05.119 King Goon. 00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:09.039 Who actually is a character in my version of Game of Thrones? 00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:10.079 King Goon. 00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:10.719 King Goon. 00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:11.360 King Goon. 00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:12.480 I don't want to get into it too much. 00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:16.400 King Goon honestly actually sounds like uh Krab Rangoon, which also sounds delicious. 00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:19.519 Maybe it was very I'm thinking of the the dictator of North Korea. 00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:20.320 Oh, Kim Jong. 00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:21.039 Kim Jong. 00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:22.880 Or it sounds Kim Goon Kim Jong Goon. 00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:26.400 Kim Jong Goon! Yeah, Kim Jong Goon. 00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:30.079 Alright, we should probably cut some questions. 00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:34.239 Um, we will be right back. 00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:38.400 Come on down

to the Afterlife Ren Fair. 00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:41.039 Get painting lessons from Leonardo da Vinci. 00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:43.840 Yay! Get painting lessons from Michelangelo. 00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.719 Yay! Get painting lessons from Botticelli. 00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:48.239 Yay! Get your blood. 00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:51.840 Yay! Only at the Afterlife Renfare. 00:46:53.599 --> 00:46:54.559 And we're back. 00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:55.440 We'll lead. 00:46:55.599 --> 00:46:57.519 As you know, this is my favorite part of the episode. 00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:02.880 That's right, where we get a chance to not just introduce these characters to you, but also introduce them to each other. 00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:06.480 So please welcome back to the show, Zachary Taylor and Silky Johnson. 00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:08.800 Oh shit, Zachary Taylor Thomas in the house. 00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:09.280 No. 00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:11.760 We tried. 00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:13.119 We tried. 00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:14.079 He's not dead. 00:47:14.239 --> 00:47:15.760 This is President Zachary Taylor. 00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:16.320 Oh shit. 00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:19.840 He was the 12th president of the United States. 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:21.119 Do you know all your presidents? 00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:22.159 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:23.599 In order to know, wait, wait. 00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:25.920 You die while in office, right? 00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:26.400 Oh yeah. 00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:27.920 Are you the cherries and cream guy? 00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:29.280 I'm the cherries and cream guy. 00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:29.679 Oh man. 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:30.960 Cream is generous. 00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:32.400 It's just milk. 00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:34.559 It almost sounds better as cream. 00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:36.159 Yeah, it does, but like, no. 00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:37.840 You need it to be waterier. 00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:39.920 So this is nice that you know about. 00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:41.760 I know about him because like I like. 00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:44.559 Nah, I go to this place called Cookout. 00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:48.239 It's like a cookout, it's like a little um fast food place in the South. 00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:49.920 And they're known for their milkshakes. 00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:50.320 Yeah. 00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.519 And I love to get the black cherry and chocolate milkshake. 00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:53.760 Yeah. 00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:54.719 I would get it every day. 00:47:55.199 --> 00:47:58.880 And this, and then this dude at the at the at the cookout would call me BZT. 00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:00.559 And I was like, why are you calling me BZT? 00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:03.119 He's like, oh, you the black Zachary Taylor. 00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:04.239 And I said, What? 00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:09.360 He said, You better stop, you better stop eating these damn cherry and chocolate milkshakes every day. 00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:10.960

I'm telling you, it's gonna kill you. 00:48:11.119 --> 00:48:12.800 Did you have any on your bender? 00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:14.400 Um, did I have you on my bender? 00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:15.360 Oh, I had a lot. 00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:21.199 I have to say, if a fast food employee told me what I was ordering would kill me, that would be so scary. 00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:22.000 Yeah, it wouldn't be. 00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:24.719 But you but you It was a dark time, a dark period of my life. 00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:26.400 No, I think this is awesome. 00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:28.239 You both have no fear when it comes to what you want. 00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:31.039 No, you love cherries and cream, uh, sorry, milk. 00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:36.320 No, you love this this milkshake and chocolate milkshake, and you both went for it despite the warnings. 00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:39.039 I and you're saying you had a lot while you were on your bender. 00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:43.440 Yeah, it would be kind of funny if it was what killed you, if we're being honest. 00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:44.480 Oh shit. 00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.280 But what killed you, you said was a self-annihilation thing where you guys OD'd. 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.199 Where I we just did everything we could. 00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:54.639 Yeah, and I had a lot of black cherry and I had a couple blizzards. 00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:55.599 You know, I love dairy. 00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.000 That both of these men died from the same thing. 00:48:58.239 --> 00:48:59.440 My stomach is killing. 00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:03.679 I I really can't have it be that both of these men died from the same thing. 00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:05.119 Okay, maybe we should do a segment to distract. 00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:07.440 I'm gonna be sick to my stomach. 00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.800 Okay, we got these little segments because I'm trying to market the show a little bit better. 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:14.239 Um and we can just try one of these, they're very fun little games. 00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:17.679 You just want to pick a random and give it to me, and I can read it. 00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:18.400 Here we go. 00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:21.519 All right, this is called The Guests and the P. 00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.559 And you just need to guess what is under your cushion. 00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:26.239 There's something hidden under your cushion. 00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:28.400 Use your ass to figure it out. 00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:29.360 There's something under there. 00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:31.199 I did hide something under the cushion. 00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:37.360 Really get in there because you don't want it to be that there's something really obvious under there and you didn't notice. 00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.480 Yeah, and you guys both get to guess, and even Reika, you can throw in a guess if you want. 00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:42.480 I have to throw it in without having a cushion. 00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:44.559 Hold on, hold

on. 00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:47.519 And you gotta use the grip strike of your ass. 00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:48.320 I think I got it. 00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:49.280 All right, so key. 00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:51.280 I think it's a stalk of celery. 00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:52.639 Celery stalk. 00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:53.039 Okay. 00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:54.000 Z T. 00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:55.199 Uh WZ. 00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:57.280 You think it's a Bible? 00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.960 Okay, it seems like a wish more than what it's actually feels like. 00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:01.519 All right. 00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:02.480 Eureka. 00:50:03.119 --> 00:50:05.440 Um, just feeling briefly. 00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:09.440 I think I'm gonna go with a notebook. 00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:10.320 A notebook? 00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:11.360 What is the Bible? 00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:12.639 It's not the Bible. 00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:14.480 If it not I feel like there's writing in it. 00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:16.159 You guys both think it's books. 00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:19.199 Do you think a notebook stops being a notebook once you've written it? 00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:20.880 Then it's a book. 00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:22.559 When I when I have one. 00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:26.480 When I'm putting my notes in there, it becomes a bestseller. 00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:29.119 First draft Rika, that's what they call you. 00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.880 Uh I don't know who to award this to. 00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:40.800 I think Reka, you might be the closest, but uh Zachary, but per personally for me, I think Zachary might be closest. 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:42.079 Do you want to fish around in there and pull the? 00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:45.920 I'll go ahead and uh lift up the cushion, Silky, and let's see what we got. 00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:49.199 Oh my god. 00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:53.360 It's a wedding, which in the context of you being dead is very sad. 00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:56.719 Oh, it's oh, hey, ZT, not all that sad. 00:50:57.199 --> 00:50:59.280 Our buddy Walid is cheating on his wife. 00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:00.400 I'm not cheating on my wife. 00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:04.400 Does he bring up that he was married and I wasn't on Earth, which is so annoying? 00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:05.679 He does this literally all the time. 00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:09.920 Fucking fucking buddies send this to my house or whatever. 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:11.760 Also, he's cheating on his wife. 00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:12.719 Look at the back. 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:13.519 Beautiful. 00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:19.679 So it's it for those uh not watching, it is a uh the photo album for my wife and I's wedding. 00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:21.679 Uh and I didn't even think about you're cheating on. 00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:22.800 And I'm not cheating on her. 00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:26.880 We when we died, our marriage ended, and thus I can now have sex with other people. 00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:27.760 Disgusting. 00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:29.679 Yes, everybody agrees with me but you. 00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:30.320 No, they don't. 00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:31.280 I appreciate you looking too. 00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:34.719 We had a daguerreotype taken at Peggy and my wedding. 00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:36.639 Uh it was most of the wedding. 00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:38.800 Were there the Dirgatroids or whatever they're called? 00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:39.519 Daguerreotype. 00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:40.400 Diguerotypes, yeah. 00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:42.480 Dirgotroids sounds awesome. 00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.199 Oh my god, that's so delicious right now. 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:47.599 Yeah, I almost got married. 00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:48.639 You almost got married. 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:49.840 I'm kind of happy I died, actually. 00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:52.159 Yeah, I was I was engaged to Tila Tequila. 00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:55.039 Did you win the show or was this pre-show? 00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:56.880 Pre-reposed. 00:51:57.119 --> 00:51:58.960 I was I was a PA on the show. 00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:00.719 And so you were engaged on the show? 00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:01.920 No, no, no. 00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:03.360 Well, we had to keep it a secret. 00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:06.079 Oh we fell in love on set. 00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:06.960 Is she dead? 00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:09.199 She's no, she's currently a Nazi. 00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:09.920 Yeah, that's right. 00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:10.880 So again, that's what I'm saying. 00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:12.719 I dodged a bullet on the Tila Tequila. 00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:15.840 You dodged a Diddy bullet, you dodged a Tila Tequila bullet. 00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:16.079 Yeah. 00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:17.360 She's dodging a lot of bullets. 00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:18.719 Maybe I'm I don't want to assume anything. 00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:19.679 Fucking disgusting. 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:20.880 Maybe somebody told me this. 00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:22.079 I'll just tell it right here. 00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:30.719 Um, maybe somebody told me this uh out of pocket, but wasn't she not bisexual, and they kind of just did that as a way to market the show better. 00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:31.920 What are you talking about? 00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:32.159 Yeah. 00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:34.239 Because the Tila Tequila show. 00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:34.880 She had a show. 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:40.000 She had a show where it was a dating show, a shot at love with Tila Tequila, and there were both men and women on the show. 00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:43.119 But I heard Yeah, I don't think she was a real thing. 00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:45.599 I was really trying for a threesome, and she just it wouldn't be a good thing. 00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:47.920 You don't think that's just because you didn't want a threesome? 00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:48.559 No, no. 00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:50.639 I think she was I think she was faking the funk. 00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:55.360 I always app bisexuality is be by with me.

00:52:55.679 --> 00:52:59.679 Be by with me is kind of how you say be straight with me, to be like a little more inclusive. 00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:00.639 That's good. 00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.199 You just want to be a little more not a lot, because then it turns people off. 00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.199 Were there bisexual people in your mind? 00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:09.280 Can't tell you something? 00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:12.000 It's like around 1890, people start being like there's no bisexual. 00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:13.199 Before 1890, everyone was. 00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:13.840 Really? 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:15.679 You only met like six people in your life. 00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:16.159 Uh huh. 00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:18.559 And honestly, I think that's so fair. 00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:23.280 Like, I think people are lying to themselves when they're like, Oh, I would never date a woman, I would never date a man. 00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:24.800 I'm like, you don't know anybody. 00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:26.320 You're probably the fucking loser. 00:53:26.559 --> 00:53:27.119 So fair. 00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:30.079 It's similar reasons for like racism and stuff. 00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:34.159 Uh I tell you, I couldn't, I couldn't be around living in today's time. 00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:34.719 Really? 00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:37.440 Wait, it's not so 2012 to 2026. 00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:43.280 Well, there's the the Instagram, you can go online, you can see a beautiful woman in five minutes. 00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:44.559 Oh, back to Gooning. 00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:46.159 Yeah, I just it would be too much. 00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:46.800 It'd be too. 00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:47.840 I'm only one man. 00:53:48.320 --> 00:53:49.119 It's overstimulating. 00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:51.840 ZT, did uh people do a practice? 00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:54.559 Oh, you're the white Zachary Taylor. 00:53:54.719 --> 00:53:55.599 Yeah, WZT. 00:53:56.239 --> 00:53:58.159 Did you we want to be inclusive? 00:53:58.639 --> 00:53:59.119 Just a little. 00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:00.000 Just a little. 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:05.360 Um, did you have a thing in your time where people would pleasure themselves like all day? 00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:06.480 Onanism. 00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:07.760 Organism? 00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:08.719 Onanism. 00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:09.360 Onanism. 00:54:09.599 --> 00:54:10.000 Omenism? 00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:10.320 Nope. 00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:10.880 Onanism. 00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:11.760 Onanism. 00:54:12.639 --> 00:54:14.079 And is that what's that? 00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:15.760 It's exactly what you think it is. 00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:20.960 Uh onanism, of course, it comes from uh, I think a person in the Bible. 00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:23.199 Uh, and it is a self-pleasure. 00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:24.400 Uh is that what you're describing? 00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:24.559 Yeah. 00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:25.360 Self-pleasure. 00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:25.679 Yes. 00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:26.960 Men would do it all the time. 00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:27.360 Okay. 00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:28.960 And women were not impossible. 00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:32.079 Impossible. 00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:33.840 Just impossible. 00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:34.880 It's just impossible. 00:54:35.360 --> 00:54:36.239 It just wasn't possible. 00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:37.519 Yeah, because it's impossible. 00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:39.039 It just wouldn't be able to have one. 00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:40.559 It just impossibles. 00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:44.480 Damn, I it's it's a it's I'm an onanist. 00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:45.039 Didn't know that. 00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:46.159 You're an onanist. 00:54:46.559 --> 00:54:47.280 O-N-A-N. 00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:49.599 N-N-I-S-M for onanism. 00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:53.360 And they're they're calling it, they're calling it onanism and your kids are doing it. 00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:55.360 And your kids are doing it right now. 00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:58.000 Um, so they called it onanism. 00:54:58.079 --> 00:54:59.920 When did it become Goonanism? 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:01.840 Goonanism or masturbation. 00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:04.400 I only heard the term gooning starting last year. 00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:04.719 True. 00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:07.039 Gooning has been time. 00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:09.039 You couldn't goon back then. 00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:09.599 Yeah. 00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:10.800 In 2012? 00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:12.880 You couldn't goon back in ZT time. 00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:13.679 Oh, no way. 00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:14.239 You kidding me? 00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:15.440 Too many things to do. 00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:16.960 Crops. 00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:17.599 Crops. 00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:18.719 Because you had to hunt for food back then. 00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:19.039 Present. 00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:19.679 Yeah, yeah. 00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:20.239 Present in. 00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:22.559 And you're affected by daylight, I guess? 00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:23.199 Daylight. 00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:24.239 Well, we all are. 00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:26.400 Well, in a way that my- Sure. 00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:28.559 I had sad, of course. 00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:30.079 Seasonal effective disorder. 00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:33.840 We all did because when the sun goes down, you go to bed in 1840. 00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:36.880 People were just depressed back then and nobody knew what depression was. 00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:38.880 Yeah, that sounds right. 00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:39.519 Okay, cool. 00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:40.480 That sounds right to me. 00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:42.239 I still think people were happier back then. 00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:42.960 You think so? 00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:44.480 What's what do you think is a major difference? 00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:45.599 In which people? 00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:47.920 Uh I think even mo a lot of people. 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:48.239 Okay. 00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:50.000 I think people weren't

overstimulated. 00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:52.639 I don't think people were overworked. 00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:58.400 I think people uh they had to find joy where they could and they were appreciative of things. 00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:07.599 And you don't feel in 2012, like even though you were not in the Instagram Twitter verse that like you and your friends were were truly happy? 00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:12.079 I think I think we were we were happy maybe about a few years before. 00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:14.559 I think we're slowly creeping into unhappiness. 00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:15.280 Unhappiness. 00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:20.639 Yeah, I think in 2012, if you put out a delicious bowl of cherries and milk, they would be like, I don't want this. 00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:22.400 When's the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie coming out? 00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:22.880 That's what I mean. 00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:24.639 When's the next post on my phone? 00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:27.840 In 2012 people were yearning for Pirates of the Caribbean movies. 00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:29.039 Yeah, probably around the third to the fourth one. 00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:29.760 What was that for? 00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:30.559 After the third one. 00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:33.760 After the third one when they did that fourth one without uh without Johnny J. 00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:34.639 Oh, that's right, that's right. 00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:36.559 Right there was mermaids on Stranger Tides. 00:56:36.960 --> 00:56:37.199 Right. 00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:39.760 Are they are they like, let's talk about the artist? 00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:41.360 I don't want to eat cherries and milk. 00:56:41.679 --> 00:56:42.480 Oh, the artist is good. 00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:43.840 Artist, yeah, that was right around then. 00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:45.679 Yeah, you missed the you probably missed the artist. 00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:48.320 We get them so late up here. 00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:50.000 Yes, down here, wherever we are. 00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:53.039 Well, it's tough because you have to torrent, it's like it's really you don't have to be a bad thing. 00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:53.920 You gotta find a hacker. 00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:55.039 Gotta find a hacker. 00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:56.159 Okay, wow. 00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:58.559 I I'm sensing a bond between you two. 00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:06.000 I think WZT, you were able to find ways to be happy in your life that were very bad for you, but still made you happy. 00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:09.199 BZT, or maybe even just ZT. 00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:13.760 Um we it's clear you weren't able to be happy. 00:57:13.920 --> 00:57:14.079 Yeah. 00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:16.800 And and now you don't need social media and all these. 00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:20.000 Maybe maybe you can take some cues from WZT. 00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:20.960 Yeah, I think so. 00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:22.079 On happiness. 00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:22.880 I think so. 00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:30.880 I think I'm just

gonna have to find one thing and allow that to make me happy, and let that be the only thing that makes me happy. 00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:32.800 Is that what you're saying? 00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:33.440 I wasn't. 00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:34.559 Sounded like it to me. 00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:35.760 That's what you were saying, right? 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:36.320 That's all I like to do. 00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:39.760 I think a lot of things in a lot of people, you shouldn't pour everything into one bowl. 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:40.960 That's opposite of what you said before. 00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:42.239 You should pour it into a glass. 00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:43.519 Yeah, what should you pour into a bowl? 00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:48.800 A bunch of channels, no, that's not that's five to six cherries and a bunch of milk. 00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:50.960 Not enough to know if they float or not. 00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:52.000 It's like a wicked. 00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:52.880 Wait, wait, wait. 00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:54.800 Put the cherries in the milk like cereal? 00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:55.519 Yes. 00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:57.920 And then you deposit the stems. 00:58:00.159 --> 00:58:00.719 The first ooh. 00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:02.800 Yeah, we were doing a lot more ewes. 00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:03.360 Yeah, not. 00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:05.760 What if you put some cool whip on top? 00:58:05.920 --> 00:58:07.440 Now, see, cherries and cool whip. 00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:08.960 Cherries and cool whips sounds awesome. 00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:11.360 I again ask, what is the purpose of the milk? 00:58:11.519 --> 00:58:14.239 Because the cool whip is just so it helps it all go down. 00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:16.159 Can't be true. 00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:17.920 It thickens it up. 00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:22.800 Or it just it makes it more uh contentious going down. 00:58:22.880 --> 00:58:24.159 It's like slipping and sliding. 00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:25.119 I can't control it. 00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:26.400 It could lead me to die. 00:58:26.559 --> 00:58:26.800 Yeah. 00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:29.760 Well, no, the sheer amount was what led me to die, not the milk. 00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:32.639 Um, I'm sure I could eat just that many cherries and also die. 00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:38.079 Do you when you say sheer amount, do you mean that your stomach was so filled that it was coming up to your esophagus? 00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:41.039 Or do you think your body was just overwhelmed by cherries? 00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:46.559 I believe that my body rejected it, and after in this afterlife, my soul keeps rejecting the amount of cherry smoke that I'm eating. 00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:55.280 It must have been a built-up over a time, because once I had like two pounds of cherries and I took a picture of it, and I posted You took a picture of what? 00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:55.760 The cherries. 00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:56.559 Two pounds of cherries. 00:58:56.880 --> 00:59:00.079 And I was like, I'm so hungry,

I'm about to eat all these cherries. 00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:02.800 And everyone was like, do not eat that amount of cherries. 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:04.000 Don't eat that amount of cherries. 00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:04.639 You're about to eat. 00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:06.960 It's gonna be bad for you if you eat that amount of cherries. 00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:07.920 Was it the same fast food? 00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.159 Well, apparently, I was gonna shit myself. 00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:12.079 That's apparently if you eat that many cherries. 00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:15.519 And you tossed two, three quarts of unpasteurized milk on top of that. 00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:16.559 Oh baby. 00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:19.599 You gotta have a great hour and then the worst 14 hours after. 00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:20.559 Fatal diarrhea. 00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:24.079 You you truly like you'd like lose 15 pounds. 00:59:24.480 --> 00:59:31.840 Now, I haven't had to use a bathroom since I've been in the afterlife, but I gotta imagine, are you still having fatal diarrhea? 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:32.320 Yeah. 00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:34.800 In the afterlife, I'm basically as I was when I died. 00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.599 Because we're all stuck in that end as we know. 00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:38.480 Yeah. 00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:39.199 Jeez. 00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:45.920 Well, did did we establish I want to make sure we established a connection between these two. 00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:46.800 Well, I feel connected. 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:47.760 You feel connected? 00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:50.880 I mean, we're calling them WZT and BZT. 00:59:51.119 --> 00:59:51.920 Which sounds awesome. 00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:54.880 And honestly, actually, hold on a second. 00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:56.880 Are you gonna pitch them as a rap duo? 00:59:57.360 --> 01:00:00.079 Why are you fucking taking my ideas right out of my mouth? 01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:01.360 Because it's a bad one. 01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:03.519 Wow, he said it loud, and I liked that. 01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:10.000 Because, because, excuse me, BZT is looking. 01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:12.719 He was scorned by his hype man and his DJ. 01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.599 WZT, we don't know his musical prowess. 01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:16.400 It could be awesome. 01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:19.199 What if they were kind of like a little duo? 01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:22.000 Quick question. 01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:23.679 Quit. 01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:25.840 Am I the hype man in this situation? 01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:27.119 Quit figured out. 01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:29.119 Hey, hey, quick question. 01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:32.880 Hey, hey, hey, I got one thing to ask, Mr. 01:00:33.039 --> 01:00:34.079 WZT. 01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:36.559 Will you have a 12-piece of wings with me? 01:00:36.719 --> 01:00:39.280 I got one question for WZT. 01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:42.079 Will you have a 12-piece wing with me? 01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:44.159 I'm about to shit myself. 01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:46.880 Sounds like a hit to me. 01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:52.159 Well, they say you only live once and then thirsty afterlife. 01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:53.440 I'm Reka Shunker. 01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:54.639 And I'm Believe Mansur. 01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:56.079 And we're dad.