Full Transcript for A mystery I cannot solve in the afterlife (Anna Bezahler, Kimia Behpoornia)

faithfully by Journey. 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:52.640 Willie, that was so beautiful. 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:53.760 Thank you. 00:01:54.079 --> 00:01:55.200 Oh my god. 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:56.159 Thank you. 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:56.879 Wow. 00:01:57.040 --> 00:01:58.239 I mean, I knew you sang. 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:00.239 Um, I didn't know you were in a club. 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:01.599 Because I know you love music. 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:02.879 I do love music, yeah. 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:15.120 So when I was in college, I my freshman year, I was obsessed with acapella, and I auditioned for my college, the University of Michigan, had like 17 a cappella groups, and I think I auditioned for like 11 of them. 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:20.240 Okay, so I had to go to 11 different auditions, like six different callbacks, which was crazy. 00:02:20.400 --> 00:02:29.680 And in the movie Pitch Perfect, everybody was sitting in the theater and they auditioned people one by one so that everybody could hear the auditioners. 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:31.039 And I'm like, that's way better. 00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:31.759 A combine. 00:02:31.919 --> 00:02:32.639 It's a combine. 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:33.919 Pitch Perfect had a combine. 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:34.719 They had a combine. 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:36.240 That's the difference, I guess, between a combine and a combine. 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:39.199 And then big singers came and said, I like your stuff, kid. 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:42.319 Like a coach. 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:42.960 Who's that? 00:02:43.039 --> 00:02:43.919 That's a coach. 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:52.800 We need you on the squad. 00:02:53.439 --> 00:03:03.919 That did that was an exciting moment when the the a cappella group showed up to my dorm door, knocked on the door, I opened it up, and they're singing at me, telling me that I'm in the group. 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.639 I actually think that sounds really crazy. 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:08.639 It was so special. 00:03:08.879 --> 00:03:12.719 And then, like, all the other kids in the dorms are like sick in their heads out, like, what the hell's going on? 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:13.439 It was cool. 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:14.000 Wow. 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:14.639 Yeah. 00:03:14.879 --> 00:03:17.120 I remember they after they left. 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:19.759 I turned around and like did a front kick because I was so excited. 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:20.639 I truly was upset. 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:23.680 Holy cow! 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:26.800 I was I was so obsessed with Acapella at the time. 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:28.080 That's so sweet. 00:03:29.199 --> 00:03:32.960 Uh I didn't get into anything I tried out for in college. 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:33.680 You tried. 00:03:34.639 --> 00:03:35.759 I think we've talked about this. 00:03:35.840 --> 00:03:38.400 You tried out for the improv groups, right? 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:40.800 The sketch comedy groups? 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:44.400 Were

they why are we talking? 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:49.199 You I tried out for is this afterlifey? 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:49.680 All right. 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:52.960 I tried out for the sketch comedy group. 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:53.520 That's right. 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:54.800 What's the name of them? 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:58.240 I their name does not need to be more promoted. 00:03:58.479 --> 00:04:03.199 Well, the only reason I ask is because I think you've roasted this group before. 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:03.919 Am I wrong? 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:04.879 No, you're not wrong. 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:11.439 You've roasted the group before because the people that did make the group still continue to talk about how they are on the group. 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:17.759 Yeah, and I'm like, I I guess they would say, why are you still talking about not being on it? 00:04:18.160 --> 00:04:24.879 But uh I the reason I I think it's funny that I didn't get on and I and I tried very, very hard. 00:04:25.519 --> 00:04:25.839 Uh-huh. 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:33.120 Uh and I tried out once for the improv group, and then I tried out once for an offshoot improv group, and I did not get on the You didn't even get on the offshoot. 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:40.079 But you didn't start doing improv until I didn't do any sort of performance until I was like 22 or 21. 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:41.199 Oh wow, okay. 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:43.199 Did you do theater in high school or anything? 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:44.319 No, no. 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:52.240 I got a role in Midsummer Night's Dream as a fairy, but my best friend did not, and so I was like, that's not for me. 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:53.279 And I quit. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:55.600 If my friend can't be a fairy, absolutely. 00:04:55.839 --> 00:04:57.600 I was like, I'm out. 00:04:58.319 --> 00:04:59.839 Well, there's still a chance. 00:04:59.920 --> 00:05:01.199 You can do theater up here. 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:02.720 It's never too late. 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:04.480 I don't know, Willie. 00:05:04.639 --> 00:05:05.120 I can't. 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:05.600 Okay. 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:10.079 The way that on a as a comedian on Earth, you were trying to be a comedian, I was a comedian. 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:13.120 I famously attempted to be a comedian. 00:05:14.399 --> 00:05:23.279 On Earth, where they like suddenly started requiring you to like not just write, not just act, you also had to film your own stuff, you had to edit your own stuff, you had to, you had to have your own channel, you had to be your own producer. 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:24.639 You had to be a business. 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:29.040 I feel that way with with live actors too, where they're like, can you sing? 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:30.240 I'm like, no. 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:31.279 Can you dance? 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:32.079 I'm like, no. 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:34.480 It's like, how does that have to do with acting? 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:36.959 What if I don't want to be in a musical? 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:39.439 Is that okay if I don't want to be in a musical? 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:44.800 And so I feel like it's not okay, and no one's telling me it's not okay, but I feel it in the room. 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.920 Well, you talked about taking vocal lessons with Aretha Franklin. 00:05:48.319 --> 00:05:51.439 Well, I I then was like, forget it. 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:54.720 If you don't have confidence in it though, you can always work on it. 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:56.480 It's never too late to learn anything. 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:04.079 It's like, oh, you can only learn piano when you're six years old. 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:04.480 Yeah. 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:06.800 It's like, no, you can learn piano whenever. 00:06:07.040 --> 00:06:08.800 But how do you get through the moments? 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:10.879 Okay, let's say I took a singing lesson with Aretha. 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:16.959 Inevitably, there's gonna be stuff that's just like, I just don't know what to do. 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:25.199 Because you're asking me to do something with my voice, and you can't show me because your vocal cords exist in your neck. 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.439 A good teacher and mine exist in my neck. 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:31.600 A good teacher will help you find your find your neck. 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.160 A good teacher will help you find your neck, okay? 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:36.160 And let you do what your neck does best. 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:38.560 This is what's hard about physical skills. 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:40.319 You know, I never learned to swim on earth. 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:42.879 Someone's trying to teach you how to use your own body. 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:45.920 I don't I can't use my own body. 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:46.879 Yeah. 00:06:47.199 --> 00:06:49.600 You can you can't use your own body? 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:50.720 That's a I'm sorry. 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:53.600 I said yeah, but that's a crazy sentence, Reka. 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:56.160 If there's one person that you can use your body, it should be you. 00:06:56.399 --> 00:06:58.319 It's I'm third on the list. 00:06:58.480 --> 00:07:00.639 It's like a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:03.519 He places third in his own look-alike contest. 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:05.279 I'm like, it's not me. 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:09.839 It's like Aretha Franklin, a dog, and then me. 00:07:10.079 --> 00:07:11.279 I think it's just about training. 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:15.040 It's just the idea of people are like, oh my god, you're so good at guitar, I could never do that. 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:20.079 It's like, I you think you think I picked this up when I was a baby? 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:21.279 I guess I do have a thing. 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:22.399 You're not born with it. 00:07:22.639 --> 00:07:27.680 I will think like if someone compliments a skill I have, I'm like,

anyone on earth can do this. 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:29.519 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:32.240 And then if I compliment someone else's skill and they're like, you can do this. 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:35.519 I'm like, you literally know nothing. 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:36.800 I can't do that. 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:38.720 What do people compliment about you? 00:07:39.680 --> 00:07:40.319 Well. 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:43.839 Take your time. 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:47.920 Did I and I did I say when or did I say if they were to? 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:51.360 If ever someone were to finally, I think is what you said. 00:07:51.519 --> 00:07:51.759 Okay. 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:55.360 If someone were to finally for once, compliment me. 00:07:55.680 --> 00:08:01.360 Uh I I have famously been told I try really hard. 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:05.680 Yeah. 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:06.959 Yeah, you do. 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:08.720 You do. 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:12.720 I also think you're very funny, you're very smart, and you're very talented. 00:08:12.959 --> 00:08:14.639 And I think, frankly, you're a very good actor. 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:17.439 So that's why I think that you should try and pursue this in the afterlife. 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:17.920 Okay. 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:22.399 It doesn't have to be movies and TV, maybe just like a local afterlife community production. 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:23.839 Wow. 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:27.040 An afterlife community production could be really fun. 00:08:27.519 --> 00:08:29.839 William Shakespeare is running afterlife card. 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:30.480 You think no? 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:31.199 Not Shakespeare. 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:32.000 Not Shakespeare. 00:08:32.159 --> 00:08:32.480 Okay. 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:33.679 Not you. 00:08:34.799 --> 00:08:35.759 Wait, sorry. 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:37.120 You kind of flipped your position. 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:39.120 First it was not Shakespeare, now it's not me. 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:42.080 I'm saying not not you, you you don't do Shakespeare. 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:42.799 Do something else. 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:44.559 Which is the worst part of the equation? 00:08:44.720 --> 00:08:46.799 Who is messing up who in that equation? 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:51.759 I think I guess I could how about I say it as Shakespeare would kind of mess you up. 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:54.720 He'd kind of taint what's going on with me. 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:56.320 Yeah, let's say it that way. 00:08:57.120 --> 00:08:58.799 He'd ruin my oeuvre. 00:08:59.120 --> 00:08:59.759 That's right. 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:00.240 Okay. 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:00.720 That's right. 00:09:01.039 --> 00:09:01.679 I like that. 00:09:02.399 --> 00:09:03.279 Who else is running? 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.519 I'm trying to think of other community productions that I've seen out here. 00:09:07.919 --> 00:09:08.799 Well, Sonnheim. 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:09.840 But that's a musical. 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:11.600 And I Sonnheim's always gonna be musical. 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:13.279 I can't with that. 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:13.759 Yeah. 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:14.559 I can't with that. 00:09:14.799 --> 00:09:15.440 And that's gonna be big. 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:17.360 Sonnenheim's not gonna do it small. 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:25.200 When I What about the the do you think the character of Guffman from Waiting for Guffman, do you think he's his name's not Guffman? 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:26.000 But you know what I mean? 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:26.960 Because he dies. 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:28.879 What's his name in Waiting for Guffman? 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:30.320 Do you want me to take time to look that up? 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:31.200 Nah, it's fine. 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:32.480 It's like Corky Vaughn. 00:09:33.840 --> 00:09:34.320 It's Corky. 00:09:34.559 --> 00:09:35.919 Something Corky's definitely dead. 00:09:36.480 --> 00:09:37.840 Corky's gotta be dead. 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:44.399 But isn't the whole premise of that movie that it's like a farcically bad movie or bad bar a bad production? 00:09:44.879 --> 00:09:46.000 I think it's a good production. 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:48.000 I think it's silly, but I think it's good. 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:51.039 For community production, I think it's accurate for a community production. 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:53.200 And I think that's would be right up your alley. 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:54.000 And you know what? 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:55.360 It's about the people. 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:56.399 It's about the people. 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:58.399 It's about your best friend being a little fairy. 00:09:58.639 --> 00:09:59.600 This is what I'm saying. 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:04.080 Miss Barry was like, no, and I was like, I'm out. 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:05.519 I'm out of here. 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:08.080 My best friend didn't get to be a fairy. 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.000 You can kiss my ass. 00:10:11.120 --> 00:10:12.879 I'm not helping you. 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:16.559 I'm not getting you out of this one, Miss Barry. 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:19.120 Bye-bye. 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:21.600 Yeah, it's about the people. 00:10:21.679 --> 00:10:22.879 So I'll hit up Quirky. 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:23.519 I'll try it. 00:10:23.679 --> 00:10:23.919 Yeah. 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:24.799 Quirky. 00:10:25.279 --> 00:10:26.000 Romano? 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:26.399 No. 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:27.759 No, that's a movie. 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.120 What is the name in Murphy Brown? 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:34.080 Quirky is the name of one of the reporters. 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:37.440 Sorry, I guess we can look this up at commercial. 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:41.759 I guess I can't bring up any references, but everyone else is allowed to. 00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:43.360 Speaking of everybody else. 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:45.279 Somebody else we got on the show. 00:10:46.159 --> 00:10:48.639

This is a person who I am a huge fan of. 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:48.879 Yes. 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:50.080 I've read their books. 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:53.679 I've helped solve their crimes in my mind. 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:56.480 Please welcome the show, Ercule Poirot. 00:10:56.720 --> 00:10:57.120 Hello. 00:10:57.200 --> 00:10:57.519 Hello. 00:10:57.679 --> 00:10:58.799 Thank you so much for having me. 00:10:58.960 --> 00:10:59.600 Thank you so much for having me. 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:01.679 I'll take your hand. 00:11:02.240 --> 00:11:02.559 Oh. 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:07.440 Oh my God. 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:08.320 Stretch. 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:08.879 Stretch. 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:09.519 What are you doing? 00:11:09.679 --> 00:11:10.159 That's just cool. 00:11:10.960 --> 00:11:11.759 Well, he is really nervous. 00:11:12.159 --> 00:11:13.840 Well, he doesn't have very nervous. 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:17.919 Such a big mystery novel fan. 00:11:18.320 --> 00:11:18.559 Oh, yeah. 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:19.919 Agatha Christie fan. 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:21.840 And uh we should really say Poirot fan. 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:23.200 I'm a huge Poirot fan. 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:25.679 She gets a lot of credit, but I'm doing the work. 00:11:25.759 --> 00:11:27.279 You know, you're doing all the work. 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:27.840 Exactly. 00:11:28.080 --> 00:11:28.240 Yeah. 00:11:28.399 --> 00:11:31.200 And I think what's great about you is you do an excellent job. 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:42.879 You're always putting the pieces together, but you really do a good job of incorporating somebody else who may be like a victim or uh be a witness around, and you use them to help you solve your crimes. 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:43.519 Absolutely. 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:45.120 There's no one who isn't helpful. 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:56.799 You know, you can go to a gas station and then when you're talking to the attendants there, they might have something, some information that you didn't even realize was going to crack the case because it's it's a psychological thing, you know what I mean? 00:11:57.519 --> 00:12:02.399 It's not um about uh facts, it's about motive. 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:05.519 How do you do know how you died? 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:06.320 Yes. 00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:08.720 Well, it's a little actually. 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:10.960 This has been very interesting. 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:12.240 This is a very interesting. 00:12:14.879 --> 00:12:16.639 I love an interesting yes. 00:12:17.039 --> 00:12:19.919 So we were filming a cable access show on Earth. 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.960 Okay, and something happened. 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:25.279 A spark fused Yeah. 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:32.159 We were in the middle, we were holding the microphones, and we were like, and then we got we got shocked, and it I don't think it was storming out. 00:12:32.399 --> 00:12:33.200 We don't know what it was. 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:40.159 We kind of assume maybe it was a thunderstorm, but maybe I I guess there could there have been foul play? 00:12:40.399 --> 00:12:41.120 Absolutely. 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:44.399 There's rarely a deaf without uh foul play. 00:12:44.559 --> 00:12:49.200 Rarely rarely there's rarely a deaf play in a retirement community when people die of old age. 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:50.159 Foul play. 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:54.639 Yes, because why do you think so you you're saying it why it isn't even raining out? 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:55.840 No, I don't remember it raining. 00:12:56.320 --> 00:12:58.159 It's it's a windowless room because for sound. 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:00.000 Of course, yeah, I understand that. 00:13:00.159 --> 00:13:01.600 Yeah, so he has a podcast. 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:02.399 I have a podcast. 00:13:02.639 --> 00:13:03.279 You have a podcast? 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.440 Yes, in the afterlife, I started a podcast. 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:05.919 Yes, I have. 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:06.799 What's it called? 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:08.159 It's called How Did I Die? 00:13:08.559 --> 00:13:09.360 How did I die? 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:11.600 You should have known. 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:16.960 Yeah, it's it's a little bit of a competition I was surprised you guys invited me here, actually. 00:13:17.279 --> 00:13:19.600 Because I do think people listen to one or the other. 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:20.639 Oh my gosh. 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:22.559 We would love to we would love to go on your show. 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:28.639 I eventually so unbelievably flattered you said our show is in competition with yours. 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:29.279 Truly. 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:32.240 I think we're creaking in at like 15 viewers or something. 00:13:32.480 --> 00:13:32.720 We're good. 00:13:32.799 --> 00:13:33.440 It's getting up there. 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:34.080 It's getting up there. 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:35.039 Yeah, that's pretty good. 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:36.559 I have 15, 16, so yeah. 00:13:36.799 --> 00:13:36.960 Okay. 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:38.320 Only 15 or 16? 00:13:38.559 --> 00:13:39.679 Well, it's very oversaturated. 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:44.960 And I think this is also it's oversaturated, but I think what you said earlier is also true where Agatha Christie gets a lot of the credit. 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:46.559 Yes, but you do the work. 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:49.279 If Agatha Christie was up here, which she is. 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:49.759 She is. 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:50.559 She's dead. 00:13:50.799 --> 00:14:02.240 She she, you know, I actually have a bit of a bone to pick with her because she died, and then she released my story around the same time because she wanted to have the last word on how I die. 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:03.120 You know what I mean? 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:04.159 Does this make sense? 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:04.720 Yes. 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:05.279 Yes. 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:08.080 And and so she sort of stole my son there.

00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:10.320 Well, how did she die? 00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:16.960 Uh old edge is is allegedly what it is, but as we discussed earlier, that's impossible. 00:14:17.200 --> 00:14:19.039 It's the one case I can't crack. 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:20.399 Now that would be fascinating. 00:14:23.360 --> 00:14:23.600 I know. 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:24.480 I need to get on it. 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:27.039 That is so meta and so beautiful. 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:35.279 It is I I hate to be selfish with my with your time, but I do need to dig into maybe our potential murder. 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:36.159 Yeah, of course. 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:39.200 Well, first question is this Did you have any enemies? 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:40.639 I mean, of course. 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:49.519 Well, I was a pretty successful comedian, so I can imagine there are people that maybe jealous or something about the stuff I'm doing. 00:14:49.840 --> 00:14:50.639 Yeah, of course. 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:52.720 Because everybody wants to be doing what you're doing. 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:56.639 I mean, what you you what what kind of comedian were you? 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.879 There's stand-up, there's actor, there's writer. 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:12.399 I I did acting acting and then a writing and then um improv, which is sort of like you make it up, and then I wrote sketch. 00:15:12.639 --> 00:15:14.080 I kind of had to do a lot of stuff. 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:20.879 Okay, so you had so that actually opens you up to a lot of different enemies because you could have one from every single pool. 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:23.360 Most person has an enemy in each pool. 00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:23.759 Yeah. 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:26.000 Um and each social circle. 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:29.679 Yeah, gen generally people have one enemy in each one of their circles. 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:30.320 Exactly. 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:35.279 Sounds like you have at least seven circles of comedy to be uh worried about. 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:39.360 Okay, and we'll leave. 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:43.200 You he was trying comedy and like he was doing little videos. 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:45.440 They weren't good enough that anybody would want to kill me over. 00:15:45.679 --> 00:15:46.080 You don't think? 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:52.000 I think my number one enemy, and I don't even know, and this is a mystery in itself, is one time I got a comment on a video. 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:52.559 Right. 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:56.879 And there was somebody that claimed that I was their bully in high school. 00:15:57.519 --> 00:16:00.080 And I don't remember bullying anybody when I was in high school. 00:16:00.559 --> 00:16:01.200 Bullies never remember. 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:02.559 Bullies think they're being normal. 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:03.840 This is what I'm saying. 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:06.320 Bullies think they're being normal and fun. 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:08.159 Sometimes you think you're being fun. 00:16:08.320 --> 00:16:11.519 I've I've I've experienced uh a bullying somewhat. 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:12.799 You've you have bullied. 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:16.320 It's funny if you say I've experienced bullying someone. 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:17.600 I have experienced it. 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:18.639 That happened to me. 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:23.600 I thought that we were having fun, and then I found out later that I was actually terrorizing this kid. 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:25.279 This m this must be what it was. 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:25.519 Yeah. 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:28.480 And that's why I'm concerned that this person might be coming after me. 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:31.120 Well, what kind of bullying did he say you did? 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:40.879 Well, what they said was uh it it was in reference to a video where I called the town of people I grew up with a bunch of honkies because they were 99% white people. 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:41.360 Yeah. 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:41.919 Okay. 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:53.600 And they said this person was a popular kid and a bully, and they bullied me in particular, and I can't believe he would say this after we welcomed him into our community. 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:55.519 Oh my god. 00:16:55.919 --> 00:16:56.639 That's an enemy. 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:57.360 That is an enemy. 00:16:57.600 --> 00:16:58.240 That's an enemy. 00:16:58.559 --> 00:16:59.200 That's an enemy. 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:01.600 Have you guys seen uh 30 rock? 00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:01.919 Yes. 00:17:02.320 --> 00:17:07.759 It's the Liz Lemon effect where you felt like you were being bullied, but you were actually bullying. 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:11.599 I cannot believe I'm hearing Liz Lemon effect from Hercule Poirot. 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:15.200 I have to say, afterlife, I've caught up on a lot of people. 00:17:16.160 --> 00:17:19.680 We had Elaine Stritch on the show, also, who plays Jack Doneggy's mom. 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:22.319 Thank you for that little background information. 00:17:22.400 --> 00:17:23.759 It had slipped my brain. 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:24.720 Yeah. 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:25.680 That's incredible. 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:27.839 Jack Don, he is an incredible guy. 00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:32.000 The suit, Jack Donnegy, is an incredible guy. 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:33.599 He's my idol. 00:17:34.079 --> 00:17:35.119 He is your idol? 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:36.960 He's my favorite character on the show. 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:37.920 I agree. 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:39.920 He actually is also my favorite character in the show. 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:42.640 But I can't believe that you would idolize anybody. 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:45.279 I feel like so many people now should be idolizing you. 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:48.960 Well, it's when I was on Earth, I didn't idolize anyone. 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:49.359 Yeah. 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:50.079 I really didn't. 00:17:50.400 --> 00:17:52.319 When you're

king shit, why would you idolize anybody? 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:52.799 Exactly. 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:57.279 I walked in a room, people were nervous, they were excited, they were scared. 00:17:57.440 --> 00:17:58.799 Like I had a lot of power. 00:17:59.119 --> 00:17:59.519 For sure. 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:01.920 It's been very humbling to be in the afterlife. 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:03.359 Because there are a lot of powerful people here. 00:18:03.599 --> 00:18:06.400 And I'm sure there's a lot of detectives up here. 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:07.039 Absolutely. 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:09.359 Holmes. 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:10.960 Holmes famously died. 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:12.000 Nancy Drew. 00:18:12.799 --> 00:18:13.519 Can we not? 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:14.319 Not Holmes. 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:15.599 No, I come on. 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:16.400 Okay, sorry. 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:18.240 This is my competition. 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:18.799 Like, come on. 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:19.119 Sorry. 00:18:19.279 --> 00:18:25.119 I think I will say I the only other thing I'll say about him is I think you're a much better detective. 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:27.119 I feel like he's sloppy. 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:27.839 Thank you. 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:30.000 He's getting into trouble constantly. 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:35.359 Well, I think he I he's an addict, not to vilify addiction, but he's an addict. 00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:39.519 I've never taken an ounce of anything in my entire life, and I'm solving crimes. 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.839 The most I've done is eat too much bread. 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:43.680 That's the most I've ever done. 00:18:43.920 --> 00:18:44.160 I know. 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:45.519 I feel like you're very put together. 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:46.079 Uh-huh. 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:49.200 You got you got your mustache that's so very neat and particular. 00:18:49.680 --> 00:18:50.240 Very particular. 00:18:50.319 --> 00:18:50.480 Yeah. 00:18:50.559 --> 00:18:50.799 Yeah, yeah. 00:18:51.359 --> 00:18:52.400 You have great facial hair. 00:18:52.720 --> 00:18:53.359 Thank you very much. 00:18:53.519 --> 00:18:56.640 Oh my god, I feel so I've literally got chilled. 00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:57.759 I'm like chilled. 00:18:58.000 --> 00:18:59.119 This is so huge for you. 00:18:59.359 --> 00:19:01.759 Uh, can you tell me what your favorite murder was that you ever solved? 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:02.640 Oh, okay. 00:19:02.720 --> 00:19:05.920 So this is one that was never uh totally publicized. 00:19:06.160 --> 00:19:06.400 Okay. 00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:06.880 Yeah. 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:10.880 And it was uh one that happened to a neighbor of mine. 00:19:11.359 --> 00:19:14.640 Uh that neighbor uh disappeared one day. 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:14.960 Yeah. 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:16.880 And we didn't know what had happened. 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:19.279 Everybody said, Oh, who don't worry about it. 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:20.720 So crazy to say. 00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:22.480 Yeah, people were like, stop reading. 00:19:24.319 --> 00:19:24.799 Yes, I get it. 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:25.759 So suspicious. 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.119 It was so suspicious. 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:29.599 Was it the person that said don't worry about it? 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:30.400 It was. 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:31.519 Ultimately, yeah. 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:34.400 Because everybody kept trying to tell me, oh, he just went to Florida. 00:19:34.480 --> 00:19:36.319 It wasn't, it was too cold here for you. 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:38.400 You really do help him solve. 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:40.079 Yes, thank you so much. 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:43.119 So I would love to get your advice on future. 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:44.079 Oh, please. 00:19:44.240 --> 00:19:48.079 Anytime somebody I I mean, I'd love to come on your podcast and try and help you. 00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:52.960 So the people that come on your podcast, I will say, your the podcast is How Did I Die? 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:58.880 It's people who came here and are unsure of their death circumstances, like ours. 00:19:59.119 --> 00:19:59.839 Exactly. 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:01.759 And I assume many times it's murder. 00:20:01.920 --> 00:20:02.400 Exactly. 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:03.920 Every time it's murder. 00:20:04.079 --> 00:20:05.680 Every time it's a 100 out of 100%. 00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:08.000 So the question is answered. 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:08.880 How did I die? 00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:09.359 Murder. 00:20:09.519 --> 00:20:09.680 Murder. 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:11.359 Well, but you want to know more. 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:12.400 You want to know how, how. 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:15.839 But you, as you guys know, it's very important social clips. 00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:18.240 Even in the afterlife, social clips are important. 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:19.119 It's so important. 00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:20.319 You gotta get clips. 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:23.599 So I do say that at the top of every single clip. 00:20:24.079 --> 00:20:24.720 How did I die? 00:20:24.960 --> 00:20:25.599 Murder. 00:20:25.839 --> 00:20:27.119 And then we break it down. 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:31.440 So even if you only have five seconds of of of of of of of attention. 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:34.400 Yes, this is very good for you guys to know. 00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:38.240 Even if you have five seconds of attention, you know how the person died. 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:38.640 Yes. 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:39.119 Murder. 00:20:39.279 --> 00:20:39.599 Murder. 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:42.720 I I do want to dig into this before we bring up the next guest. 00:20:43.119 --> 00:20:46.480 Because you we I possibly have seven or more enemies. 00:20:47.279 --> 00:20:47.680 At least. 00:20:47.839 --> 00:20:50.400 Because it sounds like you tried everything. 00:20:51.279 --> 00:20:54.799 I mean, I You just kept trying and trying and trying. 00:20:54.960 --> 00:20:56.960 I sketch. 00:20:57.839

--> 00:20:58.240 Right. 00:20:58.480 --> 00:20:58.880 Character. 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:00.640 We kept going one of these one of these issues. 00:21:00.799 --> 00:21:02.319 I didn't even watch doing them. 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:03.680 I wasn't just trying. 00:21:03.759 --> 00:21:04.480 I was doing them. 00:21:04.720 --> 00:21:05.440 You were doing them. 00:21:05.519 --> 00:21:06.799 You were getting paid. 00:21:07.119 --> 00:21:08.960 Always getting paid for your work. 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:11.279 Well, that's not even very common in comedy. 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:13.039 That's not common in comedy. 00:21:13.839 --> 00:21:14.960 Detective different. 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:16.160 You were always getting paid. 00:21:16.799 --> 00:21:17.839 I always got paid. 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:21.119 Unless I was on vacation and then I had room and board paid for. 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:25.680 Oh, sometimes they would just say, Oh, you thank you. 00:21:25.839 --> 00:21:27.599 Has anybody gotten murdered in a visa? 00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:28.799 Because then you're like done that. 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:30.799 And then like we'll give you room and board. 00:21:31.279 --> 00:21:32.160 We'll give you room and board. 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:33.039 We'll pay for your flight. 00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:34.240 Come on out, we'll solve the murder. 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:35.119 First class? 00:21:35.359 --> 00:21:36.799 Sorry, we can't. 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:38.400 Yeah, not often. 00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:39.599 Yeah, that makes sense. 00:21:39.920 --> 00:21:40.559 Okay, so wait. 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:43.200 I have seven or more enemies. 00:21:43.279 --> 00:21:44.640 Well, Lee has at least one. 00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:45.680 I know I have the one. 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:46.640 You have the one. 00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:53.599 What how do we go about narrowing this down into the murder that inevitably happened and the motives? 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:59.279 So basically, what you need to do is you need to go around and talk to someone you think has nothing to do with it. 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:02.720 God, there's so many people that probably had nothing to do with it. 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:04.240 So, like, yeah, perfect. 00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:05.119 So that's good. 00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:06.960 You should have like 50 people to talk to. 00:22:07.039 --> 00:22:07.279 Okay. 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:07.680 Okay. 00:22:07.920 --> 00:22:12.319 Uh, who's someone just completely random in your life that maybe knows you but not that well? 00:22:12.559 --> 00:22:13.759 And they're alive or they're dead? 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:14.720 They're alive. 00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:17.119 Uh, my uh fourth grade teacher, Mr. 00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:17.440 Smith. 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:21.759 Oh my god, well, that's a perfect place to start because he maybe saw the bullying. 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:23.599 Oh my god, yes. 00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:29.519 So, what you need to see is how the bullying fallout

affected the bully's life. 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:30.160 Right? 00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:41.039 Because let's say you bullied him, maybe he wanted to be a hairdresser, and you bullied him, and so he never cut hair again, and now he grows up and he has long hair and then he tripped over it and falls and dies, right? 00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:43.200 Let's say that's what's happened. 00:22:43.519 --> 00:22:44.319 Let's just say. 00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:44.880 Okay. 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:48.079 I don't think I would bully somebody out of becoming a hairdresser. 00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:51.759 I don't honestly I don't know even what form that would take. 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:57.599 I do sometimes feel bullied, you know, because you don't have hair on top of your head, and I'm wondering if that's a comment. 00:22:57.839 --> 00:22:59.200 You guys have opposite hair. 00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:00.640 We have opposite hair. 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:01.920 On top, on bottom. 00:23:02.079 --> 00:23:02.160 Yeah. 00:23:02.480 --> 00:23:03.680 That's upside down. 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:09.920 So did you have someone in your life who was jealous of your hair or wanted to turn that to the case? 00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:11.359 That's so nice. 00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:14.799 Um, I am unfortunately Indian and Unfortunately. 00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:16.000 Unfortunately. 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:19.680 Hi, I'm Ray Shaw, and I'm unfortunately. 00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:25.359 What I have to say is that people have a really specific understanding of what Indian hair should look like. 00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:30.400 And so I actually uh was made fun of for my hair by a lot of people in my family for a long time. 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:32.319 So potentially a link. 00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:33.440 Yeah, I guess. 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.960 Oh, yeah, if Walid was in my family, which he's trying to be. 00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:40.240 And if he uh bullied someone out of being a hairdresser. 00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:40.640 Right. 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:41.759 My first theory. 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:44.559 So you're how often do episodes your podcast takes? 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:46.880 It feels like it would take years to accomplish what. 00:23:47.359 --> 00:23:48.079 What are you talking about? 00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:56.319 He just jumped, he just solved this whole thing about Because you you what are you we So we're landing on the hairdresser? 00:23:56.640 --> 00:23:57.039 Yes, right. 00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:58.319 We are landing on the hairdresser. 00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:00.720 What we do is we follow that path first. 00:24:01.279 --> 00:24:01.920 Follow the thread. 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:04.160 Yes, and then it will unlock another thread. 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:05.680 It's never the first theory. 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:06.079 Okay. 00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:07.519 It's always like the 15th. 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:07.920 Okay. 00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:10.240 At least But sometimes then it goes back to the

first. 00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:10.559 Okay. 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:11.680 Often it wins. 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:14.799 Often it will circle back to the first. 00:24:14.960 --> 00:24:15.200 Uh-huh. 00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:20.400 But you need all that other stuff to find out something like the um the weapon, you know? 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:22.799 And are we just pontificating or are we asking? 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:24.000 Are we like calling Mr. 00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:24.559 Smith? 00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:26.079 I would call him if he'll pick up. 00:24:27.359 --> 00:24:28.960 How old do you think he is now? 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:33.519 Um, he's got he was probably in his 40s when I was eight. 00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:36.319 So he's probably in his 70s now. 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:37.519 He's going to love this. 00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:39.599 He's gonna he honestly will love this. 00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:39.920 Yeah. 00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:44.960 How many of us wouldn't be so excited to hear from a former student to be asked about their murder? 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:47.680 That's something they don't talk about in detective books. 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:49.839 It's like everybody's so excited. 00:24:50.000 --> 00:24:52.480 I come into a room and they're like, I have something to say, I have something to say. 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:53.440 I'm like, sure, show, sure. 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:54.720 I go through you one by one. 00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:55.119 Yes. 00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:55.599 Yeah. 00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:56.240 It's fun. 00:24:56.480 --> 00:25:05.359 Yeah, I think that uh I think the book might have been five little pigs, but it's a murder where it's a cold case from like 30 years ago, and you have to go back and interview all the people. 00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:09.279 You recommended this to me and I um have it on hold at the Afterlife Library. 00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:11.440 Oh, that's amazing! Um, so don't like spoil it. 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:12.240 I won't spoil it. 00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:13.920 And I know both of you know, but don't spoil it. 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:20.640 But it's what I'm gonna say is it's a cold case, which is like sometimes you gotta recollect things from 30 years ago. 00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:21.759 Yeah, exactly. 00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:23.839 Oh that's fun. 00:25:24.079 --> 00:25:24.559 That's fun. 00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:27.359 Now, how long can you hold the book at the library here? 00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:30.240 Because it sounds like it's been on hold for a minute. 00:25:30.480 --> 00:25:32.720 It's been on hold for a minute because so many it's so popular. 00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:33.519 Okay, yeah. 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:34.640 Is that nice to hear? 00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:40.640 It's really nice to hear, but it's it's kind of like Taylor Swift with um uh Scudier Braun. 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:42.160 I barely get any money from it. 00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:42.559 Yeah. 00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:45.119 I have to rewrite all the books myself. 00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:46.640 To get any money from it. 00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:47.839 Here's what really happened. 00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:49.119 Here's what really happened. 00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:51.359 Your own kind of like if I did it. 00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:52.079 Yes. 00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:53.279 I woke up. 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:54.400 I woke up. 00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:56.079 Oh, so it's just it's the exact same thing. 00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:57.039 It's a lot about making money. 00:25:57.279 --> 00:25:59.200 It's the same booking from the first person. 00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:00.960 Yeah, it's exactly the same. 00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:02.000 I woke up. 00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:02.880 I woke up. 00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:04.240 I opened my eyes. 00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:05.359 I opened my eyes. 00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:06.400 I got out of event. 00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:07.359 I got out of event. 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:08.559 Have you read my book? 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:10.079 No, no, but I'm a writer. 00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:11.119 Oh, okay. 00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:12.000 So I can understand. 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:14.319 It's one of the comedy things that you tried to do. 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:15.039 Amazing. 00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:15.920 The sequence of events. 00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:18.880 So if you ever need help writing any of your stories down, I'd love that. 00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:20.240 I'm super available. 00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:21.839 Oh my god, I love that. 00:26:22.000 --> 00:26:24.799 Yeah, because this might how long does this take? 00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:26.640 This is some full time, no? 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:27.599 No, this is not full time. 00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:28.720 Oh, not full time. 00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:32.079 No, this is like one one hour every other week. 00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:33.519 Okay, yeah, great. 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:34.319 That's awesome. 00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:36.319 We should do it after a class or something. 00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:37.279 I like to do my work. 00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:38.480 After whose class? 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:41.759 After um, I have you guys not taken the ceramics class? 00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:48.240 Oh, this ceramics class is so popular, you just kind of assume you made a hamburger. 00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:51.200 I made a little hamburger on my ceramics class. 00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.079 I didn't know you didn't know what you were taking out of your pocket. 00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:57.920 That's really good. 00:26:58.559 --> 00:26:59.599 See, this is what I'm saying. 00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:00.880 You gotta get into hobbies and stuff. 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.640 Find something that you could might be good at. 00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:04.400 Take this class with me, please. 00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:05.519 There's always openings. 00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:06.960 How people drop, right? 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.480 What did they teach you? 00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:10.799 What do

you mean what did they teach me? 00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:12.720 They taught me how to make a little hamburger. 00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:15.279 I don't understand. 00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:17.599 That's the first lesson. 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:19.200 The first lesson is hamburger. 00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:24.240 Then you, if you do good at hamburger, which I am not graduated yet, clearly. 00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:25.359 You have to do another one? 00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:26.960 No, you do french fry. 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:29.119 Very difficult. 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:33.599 What is the objective of the and do you ever make anything large like a pot or a bowl or something? 00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:34.720 No, no, no, no, no. 00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:35.920 Little food. 00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:37.279 Tiny food. 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:38.799 Why would I make a pot? 00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.279 Is that I could buy it at the st uh hefensal. 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:43.839 You can't buy a little ceramic hamburger at the store. 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.799 No, you have to you create things that are hard to find. 00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:49.440 That honestly That's actually very beautiful. 00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:50.160 That is beautiful. 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:52.319 That's beautiful. 00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:52.960 Wow. 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:57.839 Well, Poirot, I'm gonna ask you a little bit more about hamburger creation while we take a break. 00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.440 So we'll be right back. 00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:00.880 Thank you so much. 00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:04.079 Regular size food. 00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:07.039 It's not too big and it's also not even too small. 00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:08.480 Regular size food. 00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:09.839 Um, can I have some? 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:10.880 Yes, please. 00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:11.920 It's the best. 00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:13.440 Regular size food. 00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:18.000 Try it now! And we're back. 00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:22.880 Our next guest is a piece of history. 00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:23.839 I totally agree. 00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:28.960 I think I talked about this a long time ago where I wanted to I think I described it as like the missing link. 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:29.440 Yeah. 00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:34.960 The first being who went from being not a human to human. 00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:35.359 Yeah. 00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:38.880 And I think pretty close to that we have here on the couch. 00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:40.799 Pretty close to that we have here on the couch. 00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:43.440 Please welcome Lucy the first human. 00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:46.400 Hi. 00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:47.440 Are you okay, Lucy? 00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:47.839 Cold. 00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:49.279 Do you want a blanket? 00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:49.920 Yes. 00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:50.480 Yes. 00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:51.359 Oh my god. 00:28:51.599 --> 00:28:56.160 Lucy, we are so appreciative of you. 00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:56.799 Mad. 00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:57.519 You're mad? 00:28:58.160 --> 00:28:58.319 Mad. 00:28:58.640 --> 00:28:58.960 Why? 00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:00.480 I'm first human. 00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:01.440 Yeah. 00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:02.559 I'm what? 00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:05.440 Like number thousand guest? 00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:09.920 Oh, you thought maybe we should get our guests. 00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:16.720 It should have been you and then like your neighbor. 00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:17.920 You making fun? 00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:18.880 No, no, no, no, no. 00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:21.039 We really appreciate you coming on the show. 00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:24.319 You're very early on in our eventually. 00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:25.920 Well, we're gonna have thousands of guests. 00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:30.880 You'll look very early on in the we it was not, so sometimes it's just scheduling stuff. 00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:32.240 You sweating. 00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:36.480 It is sometimes just it's just we are really honored you're here. 00:29:36.640 --> 00:29:38.960 And the fact that we've made you mad, I don't want to make it about us. 00:29:39.119 --> 00:29:39.599 It makes us like. 00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:43.680 And now that I think about it, at minimum, you should have at least been the first guest on this episode. 00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:45.279 That would have definitely at least made sense. 00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:46.160 Doesn't help. 00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:46.960 Yeah, it didn't help. 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:47.839 It doesn't help. 00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:48.559 It doesn't. 00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:49.279 We're so sorry. 00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:49.839 We're sorry. 00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:51.039 That's our big oversight. 00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:57.200 I think the next time we do anything and there's a first, we invite the first human. 00:29:57.440 --> 00:29:57.839 Yes. 00:29:58.079 --> 00:29:58.720 Yes. 00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:02.079 So first birthday for your kid. 00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:03.519 What are you talking about? 00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:05.359 I get to come. 00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:08.480 At my kid's first birthday, you get to come? 00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:09.920 You're not even gonna be there. 00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.039 I won't even be there. 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:11.599 What? 00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:12.319 Because he's dead. 00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:13.599 My kid's still alive. 00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:14.319 Oh, we're dead. 00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:15.920 Been dead so long, I forget I'm dead. 00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:17.519 Did you have any kids? 00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:18.319 Yeah. 00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:18.880 Yeah. 00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:19.599 So many. 00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:20.240 So many. 00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:22.160 Kind of my second job is have kids. 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:23.519 No, it's my third job. 00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:25.519 This is what Walid wishes women did. 00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:26.640 Okay. 00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:29.200 Don't put that

on. 00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:32.240 I just assume Wally bad guy. 00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:33.759 No, I'm not a bad guy. 00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:35.759 Wally doesn't invite me to be first guest. 00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:36.799 Well, neither did Ray. 00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:39.440 Wally thinks women only should have babies. 00:30:39.599 --> 00:30:40.559 Yeah, it sucks. 00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:41.519 I think, right? 00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:42.880 That's something you think? 00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:44.559 Yeah, that is not something I think. 00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:48.319 I mean, do I think women are the only beings that can have babies? 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:50.559 People with uteruses can have babies. 00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:52.400 Yeah, walk that back, Walid. 00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:53.519 Walk that back. 00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:54.960 Come on, Walid. 00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:56.000 Yeah, Lucy. 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.359 Yeah, Lucy. 00:30:58.000 --> 00:30:59.359 I've been here a long time. 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:01.519 Uterus capable people. 00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:02.000 Sure. 00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:03.519 Should. 00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:04.640 Must. 00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:06.000 Not must. 00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:06.640 Can. 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:07.599 Could. 00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:08.160 Right. 00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:09.440 Lucy, I'm so sorry. 00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:10.160 That's okay. 00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:11.119 I'm sorry. 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:19.519 Now, when you were around on Earth, was the diff I've I I gotta imagine. 00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:20.640 I've like I've seen primates. 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:21.279 This is what I'll say. 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:22.240 And not that you're primate. 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:24.079 No, you are primates. 00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:25.119 We're primates, right? 00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:25.920 Yes. 00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:30.799 He's nervous now trying to get exactly right when talking to me. 00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:32.160 Go ahead, Wally. 00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:32.880 I don't know. 00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:35.759 What is your political correctness stance? 00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:36.480 Very simple. 00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:37.839 You've been around for millions of years. 00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:39.200 Very simple, very simple. 00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:40.079 Very simple. 00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:40.720 Yep. 00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:42.160 That's my answer. 00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:42.799 Okay. 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:44.400 Political correctness is very simple. 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:45.200 Very simple. 00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:45.839 Okay. 00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:47.440 Okay, then I should have no problem. 00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:49.599 I don't need to tiptoe around all this. 00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.440 I just feel like uh the uh men. 00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:55.279 Yeah, men men? 00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:56.400 Still scared. 00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:57.519 Why am I not allowed to be? 00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:58.559 Still scared. 00:31:58.799 --> 00:32:03.359 The male and female beings looked probably very similar at the time when you were around. 00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:04.240 To now? 00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:05.440 Compared to now. 00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:07.039 Look similar to each other. 00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:07.839 To each other. 00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.319 Just the way that like chimpanzees look like one another. 00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:13.200 Well, actually, have something to say. 00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:14.480 Yeah. 00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:19.119 So you know, I travel around, or my body travel around to many museums. 00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:19.680 Of course. 00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:22.160 Different museum, museum, museum, museum. 00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:22.400 Yeah. 00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:23.599 My skeleton. 00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:25.920 And then picture of what they think I looked like. 00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:27.359 They're wrong. 00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:28.079 They're wrong. 00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:28.559 Look at me. 00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:29.119 I look like you guys. 00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:30.000 You look nothing like that. 00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:30.960 I look like you guys. 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:31.759 You look like us. 00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:33.920 I'm actually cutie. 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:35.440 It is so crazy. 00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:38.079 They don't I I've never seen them say that you're cutie. 00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:38.799 I'm a cutie. 00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:47.359 I feel that the point they're trying to make almost is look how different humans used to look. 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:47.680 Yeah. 00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:48.240 Look at this. 00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:49.359 Isn't this crazy? 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:54.319 We always want to feel like everyone different from us at all times of history. 00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:55.039 Mm-hmm. 00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:55.519 Yeah. 00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:59.039 Now, I have a question that I've been thinking about since I learned you were gonna be on the show. 00:32:59.200 --> 00:32:59.359 Yeah. 00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:01.599 Now you do consider yourself the first human. 00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:03.519 I am the first human. 00:33:03.599 --> 00:33:03.759 Right. 00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:05.599 You are the first human. 00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:06.240 Yep. 00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:09.039 What was your parents' deal? 00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:10.160 What do you mean? 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:11.519 Oh, don't do this, Walid. 00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:12.960 You're doing chicken or egg, Walid. 00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:13.599 What are you doing? 00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:14.319 Chicken or egg. 00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:17.440 I'm just saying, if you're the egg, what was the chicken? 00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:18.400 Sorry? 00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:21.119 If you're the first human, what was the chicken? 00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:25.200 Oh, they were just look, they were just stupid than me. 00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.440 So you know I came out and I was smarter. 00:33:27.519 -->

00:33:29.839 I have more brain capability. 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:30.880 I see. 00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:31.920 Sentience. 00:33:32.160 --> 00:33:32.319 Right. 00:33:32.559 --> 00:33:34.480 Why can't you accept her parents were stupid? 00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:35.519 They were just stupid. 00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:36.319 I agree with you. 00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.319 I agree with you 100%. 00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.480 No, I I accept that your parents were dumbasses. 00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:43.200 Thank you. 00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:43.519 Yes. 00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:43.680 Okay. 00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:44.720 Compared to me, yeah. 00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:45.599 Compared to you. 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:50.960 Which I will say is unfortunately that doesn't change that much throughout human history. 00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:53.759 Nowadays there's a lot of people and their parents are dumbasses. 00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:54.160 Yeah. 00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:54.640 Right? 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.519 Not like mine. 00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:56.240 Not like yours. 00:33:56.400 --> 00:34:00.480 Mine like eat rocks, scratch butts on each other. 00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:01.599 Scratch butts on each other. 00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:03.599 That's not an effective way to get the itch out. 00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:05.599 No, you're just now that you're doubling the itch. 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:08.079 Maybe that's not what that was about. 00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:09.840 You think it was a sex thing? 00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:11.119 Maybe that was something else. 00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:11.599 Okay. 00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:13.039 Did you have siblings? 00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:14.079 Uh yeah. 00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:17.119 And how were you the oldest sibling? 00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:17.920 Smartest. 00:34:18.079 --> 00:34:18.559 Stupid. 00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:19.519 Stupid, stupid. 00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:20.639 Parents stupid. 00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:21.920 Dress me smart. 00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:24.800 So you became that must be so crushing. 00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:28.159 To look around to be like, I'm a fucking human and these dolts. 00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.880 See, I had the more it's interesting. 00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:31.760 This is very telling. 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:37.039 I was thinking from the siblings' point of view to be like, our one sister is the human. 00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:40.719 And we are nothing. 00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:44.559 I don't think they were smart enough to have thoughts like that. 00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:45.119 Yeah. 00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:46.880 I put myself out there more, you know? 00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:47.519 Really? 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:48.880 I was like noticed. 00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:50.159 I didn't notice. 00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:51.280 Yeah. 00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:52.559 I was like, huh. 00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:56.000 I can you instead of eating a rock, I'll use it as a tool. 00:34:56.320 --> 00:34:56.719 Tools. 00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:57.760 Tools are huge.

00:34:57.920 --> 00:34:58.239 Mm-hmm. 00:34:58.320 --> 00:34:58.559 Tools. 00:34:58.800 --> 00:34:59.280 Tools are huge. 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.159 Tools are huge in terms of like uh figuring out intelligence. 00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:02.480 Yeah. 00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:04.800 Like otters and chimpanzees. 00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:05.760 Like they use tools. 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:06.239 Yes. 00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:14.000 And I was like, okay, instead of throwing my poop in a hole, I'll use it as paint on a wall of a cave. 00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.239 I wonder which is smarter. 00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:21.280 One seems like disposing waste. 00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:22.400 That's a great question. 00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:24.239 The other one is like decor that's a good thing. 00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:26.320 That's a difference in time periods. 00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:29.039 No, poop smelled good then. 00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:30.400 Oh, poop used to smell good. 00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:31.679 Probably healthy, half. 00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:34.239 You just kind of eat grass and you eat rocks. 00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:39.840 But I kind of eat grass as a vegetarian, and I'm wondering it smells whole. 00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:45.599 I'm wondering if her sm her taste and smell is like if I would poop and she'd be like, Yeah, that smells good. 00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:46.559 And I'd be like, no, I don't. 00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:47.599 Rick, I'm right here. 00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:50.159 Why are you talking to me about her? 00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:51.199 She's right here. 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:52.159 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 00:35:52.239 --> 00:36:00.960 Oh, what and I don't think I'm not even saying this is just a difference in uh human history, but nowadays those that poop in the hole are actually smarter than the people that paint with their poop. 00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:01.760 Yes. 00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:02.559 Okay. 00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:04.079 It's just a change. 00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:04.960 It's just a change. 00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:05.519 Things change. 00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:06.159 Things change. 00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:07.199 That is inevitable. 00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:09.679 The only thing you can't avoid in life is change. 00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:11.039 That's very true. 00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:12.000 Really deep. 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:13.119 Is there any change? 00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:15.360 Because you have been alive longer than anyone. 00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:15.760 Yes. 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:23.280 What is like you can you can give like a top three if it's too hard to pick one, but like big changes that you're like, whoa, that shocked. 00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:24.800 I have change I want. 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:27.119 You still are waiting on a change. 00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:27.599 Yes. 00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:30.400 Can you uh who listened to this show? 00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:33.039 Uh Living World listened to this show? 00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:34.960 No, the Living

World does not listen to this show. 00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:36.639 We can haunt people. 00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:39.840 Yeah, we can pass need to send message to Living World. 00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:40.559 Yes. 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:43.840 My skeleton, it go from museum to museum to museum. 00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:44.559 You know. 00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.400 I want a blouse. 00:36:48.000 --> 00:36:49.280 On the bones? 00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:50.079 Yes. 00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:50.800 You know what? 00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:51.119 Okay. 00:36:51.280 --> 00:37:00.000 Because look I've seen um Lucy the First Human like pictures online and articles, and your chest is hanging out. 00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:00.480 Yeah. 00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:02.639 And that is totally fine if that's what you want. 00:37:02.719 --> 00:37:07.280 But I can see right now in your performance garb, you're wearing a blouse. 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:07.760 Yes. 00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:08.079 Yeah. 00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:15.920 And yeah, you normally are very covered in hair, fully like almost ape style. 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:17.280 Which we are apes. 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:21.199 Why are you like I want a Brazilian and I want a blouse. 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:22.880 You want a Brazilian and a blouse. 00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:24.400 You want to be waxed? 00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:25.039 Yes. 00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:26.880 Look at me. 00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:30.800 I like I like how I look now. 00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:32.320 No, I'm cutie. 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:33.360 You look really cute. 00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:36.320 Anyone can look cutie, even if you're covered with cuts. 00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:37.280 Cut the shit hair. 00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:44.079 Eureka! I want to be hairless and in a blouse, and I want ugg boots. 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:45.199 You want ugg boots? 00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:48.320 I'm noticing that Lucy's face is kind of what we define as big boots. 00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:51.360 Why are you talking to me, she is right here. 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:52.800 She is right here. 00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:57.360 You guys have um you guys got a frappuccino nearby? 00:37:57.599 --> 00:37:59.840 We can get you a frappuccino after the show off that book. 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:00.800 I absolutely cannot. 00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:02.079 I'll get her Frappuccino. 00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:02.800 We just got an espresso. 00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:03.519 Where? 00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:04.719 I got an espresso. 00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:07.599 You you're gonna make a Frappuccino? 00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:08.960 A Frappuccino? 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:10.719 Frappuccino. 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:12.400 It's not Frappuccino. 00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:12.880 No. 00:38:13.199 --> 00:38:14.960 I guess that kind of sounds like Paw Patrol. 00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:16.159 Frappuccino. 00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:17.519 Or Alpuccino. 00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:20.159 Yeah, I'll get you an Al Pacino, Lucy. 00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:20.719 I'm sorry about that. 00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:21.519 That's good too. 00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:22.480 You want Okay. 00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:23.599 You like Alpuccino? 00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:26.639 Lucy, I'm so sh- I here's what I'll say. 00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:28.719 It's not my place to tell anyone what they should look like. 00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:30.719 It's like when people say you don't need to wear makeup. 00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:32.079 If you want to wear makeup, wear makeup. 00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:33.519 Now Rayka nervous. 00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:35.360 I know what's she doing? 00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:37.679 Whatever she's about to say, she does not have to. 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:38.559 Keep that in mind. 00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:49.920 I'm just like, I'm just so shocked that the first human is still following the trends of people in our time, 2026. 00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:52.480 Well, you know, that you want to keep it. 00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:53.440 What's wrong with that? 00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:55.440 I want aloe tennis skirt. 00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:56.000 So what? 00:38:56.239 --> 00:38:57.360 Aloe tennis skirt. 00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:57.920 Yeah. 00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:59.920 Is that the ALO or yeah? 00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:01.119 Okay, okay. 00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:02.320 Yeah, aloe. 00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:03.440 Not like the creature. 00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:05.199 I didn't know like the L or whatever. 00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:08.719 Because you probably could have had an aloe, like with the actual leaves. 00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:12.639 Right, there was not good clothes when I was alive. 00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:14.000 And probably not even a priority. 00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:14.719 You know what? 00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:15.280 And you know what? 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:15.840 I want it. 00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:17.519 Shame on me. 00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:18.239 You want it now. 00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:19.679 Who fucking cares why? 00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:20.079 Yes. 00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:20.800 You want it now. 00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:22.400 So okay, I'm gonna write this down. 00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.679 You want we're gonna haunt some of these museums. 00:39:25.840 --> 00:39:26.559 You want a blouse? 00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:27.199 Blouse. 00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:27.679 Mm-hmm. 00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:29.039 Aloe tennis skirt. 00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:30.800 A Brazilian. 00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:31.840 A Brazilian wax. 00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:33.360 Pretending to typebreaker. 00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:35.039 Typebreaker. 00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.199 For real, send real message. 00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:38.480 Okay. 00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:40.079 Ug boots. 00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:40.800 Ug boots. 00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:41.760 The short ones. 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:45.760 Now, this you want on the models that people make of you. 00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:46.159 Yes. 00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:46.559 Okay. 00:39:46.719 --> 00:39:47.920 Because the bones are bones. 00:39:48.079

--> 00:39:49.039 No, on the bones. 00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.320 You want them on Do you want them to use the bones to make your model? 00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:53.280 No, what? 00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:54.639 No, the bones hang. 00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.119 And on the bones you put a blouse. 00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:57.519 Okay. 00:39:57.760 --> 00:39:58.480 Ugh boots. 00:39:58.559 --> 00:39:58.719 Okay. 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:00.320 Aloe tennis skirt. 00:40:00.480 --> 00:40:00.719 Okay. 00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:04.559 And the hat that the piano player from high school musical wears. 00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:05.760 I know which one you're talking about. 00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:06.960 The one she rips off at the end. 00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:07.360 Yeah. 00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:07.760 Yeah. 00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:08.800 She likes takes off. 00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:10.639 I actually had long hair the whole time. 00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:11.519 You guys didn't even know it. 00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:15.599 It's so difficult to understand if you do or don't watch musicals. 00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:16.639 I love musicals. 00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:18.480 I like really can't keep track. 00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:21.760 I sang at the beginning of this episode and it was beautiful. 00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:26.480 Sorry! Flying! 00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:31.760 That's not a star in heaven the weekend. 00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:34.559 Thank you, Lucy. 00:40:34.719 --> 00:40:35.280 Yes, of course. 00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:36.719 You get me. 00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:37.599 I get it. 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:38.800 I get it. 00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:42.800 Just because I'm old first human doesn't mean I'm like left in the dust. 00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:43.679 No, no, I wouldn't have. 00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:44.960 You're all surprised, I know. 00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:46.000 Cool, trendy stuff. 00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:47.039 I'm not surprised. 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:47.920 You all surprised. 00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:49.679 I'm taking it back. 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:50.800 Do you want anything else? 00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:52.719 Do you want do you want something done with your hair? 00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:53.280 Do you want makeup? 00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:54.079 Do you want no hair? 00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:57.199 Oh well, hair all waxed. 00:40:57.360 --> 00:40:58.639 Yeah, all so a Brazilian. 00:40:58.800 --> 00:40:59.440 Hair all waxed. 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:02.000 Is it Brazilian all it's all gone? 00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:03.119 You want a body Brazilian. 00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:04.480 Body Brazilian. 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:06.239 It's just yeah, because okay, great. 00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:06.800 Body. 00:41:07.039 --> 00:41:12.480 Now, what I'm curious about is I believe you've been dead for over 13 million years. 00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:13.760 Is that correct? 00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:16.480 Hey, but I don't understand time. 00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:20.000 I said 5,000 years once, and everyone was up my fucking asshole. 00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:21.679 Well, you said Dracula was 5,000. 00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:24.159 You just said 13 million, and I'm like, what? 00:41:24.320 --> 00:41:26.079 I think you've been dead for about 13 million years. 00:41:26.239 --> 00:41:30.719 And what I'm curious about is what is it like existing in the afterlife? 00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:33.119 I like obviously you probably live at 40. 00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:33.679 Yes. 00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:34.559 Bored bigger than that. 00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:39.920 Bored to the point of like mental like I feel like it would drive me crazy to be around for 13 minutes. 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:43.280 What do you do to keep occupied? 00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:48.159 And to I mean, you know, we just heard about I'm not texting, I'm just keeping track of time. 00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:49.840 Didn't think you were texting. 00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:50.320 Okay. 00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:50.960 Okay. 00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:53.039 Too good of a student, Rick guy. 00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:54.480 I would think you weren't. 00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:56.960 You would think I wasn't? 00:41:57.199 --> 00:41:58.000 Yeah, of course not. 00:41:58.159 --> 00:41:59.199 You could never text during work. 00:41:59.519 --> 00:41:59.760 No chance. 00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.639 Oh, I thought you meant you would think I wasn't a good student. 00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:03.760 No, no, you are. 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:05.519 You just never do nothing wrong, you know. 00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:06.320 Yeah. 00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:06.960 Mm-hmm. 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:11.519 Do you feel like you've done things wrong in like Ugh, I've done everything you can ever do. 00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:12.400 That's the thing. 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:14.159 You had so much time, you probably tried everything. 00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:15.119 I've tried everything. 00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:18.159 You tried to kill myself from here to see if there's another place to do it. 00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:19.440 I was just about to ask this. 00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:20.400 Is there a next? 00:42:20.559 --> 00:42:22.000 Have you searched for the next? 00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:23.039 I'm trying. 00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:24.400 Nothing works here. 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.920 Well, no, but there's a thing in the in like the good place. 00:42:28.079 --> 00:42:29.840 Which this is nothing like the good place. 00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:35.360 But there's a thing in the good place where at the very end they can kind of be like, I'm done. 00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:35.760 Yeah. 00:42:35.920 --> 00:42:37.679 And then they vanish off. 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:39.039 Someone let me go. 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:40.239 That's what you're looking for. 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:40.880 Please. 00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:41.519 Okay. 00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:43.360 Please kill me again. 00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:45.280 Why don't you just play like the newest video games? 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:46.480 Wait, you said kill me

again. 00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:48.000 How did you die? 00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:48.960 Oh, good question. 00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:50.880 Don't know. 00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:51.679 Don't know. 00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:52.239 Wait a minute. 00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:53.039 Oh, wait. 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:55.840 This is We'll save that question for a little bit. 00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:56.639 We'll save that question. 00:42:56.960 --> 00:42:58.880 We'll save that question for a little bit later. 00:42:59.280 --> 00:42:59.599 Okay. 00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:02.320 Actually, I think we may as well just get a cursor. 00:43:02.719 --> 00:43:04.880 I think we gotta cut to Grossa because I just okay? 00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:08.880 I'll be right back. 00:43:10.960 --> 00:43:14.239 Come on down to Totutti's Italian pizzeria. 00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:16.480 We got all the newest pies. 00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:22.320 Pepperoni pie, cheese pie, mixarandom vegetable on a plate, facida your pie. 00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:25.599 The best pizza outside our earth. 00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:27.679 Only at Totutti's. 00:43:29.280 --> 00:43:33.599 And we're back to my favorite segment of the episode. 00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:34.239 That's right. 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.920 We love introducing these people to you, but we also love introducing them to each other. 00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:41.119 Please welcome back to the show, Ercule Poirot and Lucy. 00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:42.559 The first human. 00:43:42.800 --> 00:43:43.280 Hello. 00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:54.480 Now there is already a natural jumping off point, and I and I hate to just get you started on work, Ercule, but Lucy doesn't know how she died. 00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:55.360 You don't know. 00:43:55.519 --> 00:43:55.760 No. 00:43:55.920 --> 00:43:56.880 Oh, fascinating. 00:43:57.119 --> 00:43:58.239 Did you have any enemies? 00:43:58.639 --> 00:43:59.599 So many enemies. 00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:01.599 What was your number one enemy? 00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:04.800 Could have been my parents, could have been my siblings. 00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:07.039 Her parents were dumb and her siblings were dumb. 00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:08.000 Oh, okay. 00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:13.280 So that brings them all into the picture as potential consistent. 00:44:13.519 --> 00:44:16.960 You can always you can always count on someone who's dumb to potentially be a suspect. 00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:17.760 Absolutely. 00:44:18.079 --> 00:44:21.760 Rarely do they actually do it because it's too easy. 00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:22.559 You know what I mean? 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.199 With a murderer, it's usually harder. 00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:28.079 Yeah, so you you let me ask you this. 00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:30.400 Did you bully anyone or were you bullied? 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.119 And did you make anyone think they couldn't be a hairdresser? 00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:36.159 Bullied bullied lots of people. 00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.079 You bully bully lots of people. 00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:42.400 Went around going, you're stupid, you're stupid, you're stupid. 00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:44.320 That's probably why I was a bully. 00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:46.800 Because you're around stupid people? 00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:48.960 Fucking always, dude. 00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:50.079 Fucking always. 00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:53.039 Mind you, I spent a ton of time with him. 00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:56.159 So I can't think of a moment in my life where I'm not around stupid people. 00:44:56.320 --> 00:44:57.119 I get it, Walida. 00:44:57.280 --> 00:44:57.519 I get it. 00:44:57.599 --> 00:44:58.079 It's crazy. 00:44:58.159 --> 00:44:58.559 I get it. 00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:02.400 Lucy, I I don't want to distract so much, but I I'm so curious. 00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:04.480 Did you give yourself the name Lucy? 00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:07.679 Or did was this something that was put on to you by later you guys? 00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:10.960 Why you look at me? 00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:14.400 They name me Lucy. 00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:17.199 Other people name me Lucy after they found me. 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:18.320 What's your real name? 00:45:18.480 --> 00:45:19.519 I want a better name. 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:21.519 Something cutie like Circia. 00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:24.320 Or Genevieve. 00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:26.079 And we call you Jen. 00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:29.599 Or but like both of these spell them so crazy. 00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:33.199 Certia already has a no go crazier. 00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:33.440 Really? 00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:35.280 Go crazier with Circe. 00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:36.159 Go crazier. 00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:36.800 Go off. 00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:37.760 Go off, Rayka. 00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:38.880 I spelt the name last episode. 00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:39.519 Circe. 00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:41.280 It starts with the cool S. 00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:41.920 Nice. 00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:42.880 With a dollar sign? 00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.280 No, the cool S, the super sign. 00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:46.320 The cool S. 00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:48.159 The uh stoosy s. 00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:54.639 Uh uh, and then it's like the tilde sign and an asterisk. 00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:55.199 Yeah. 00:45:55.440 --> 00:45:55.760 Okay. 00:45:55.920 --> 00:45:56.239 Okay. 00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:59.679 And then U and then R R. 00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:00.719 Sure. 00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:01.440 Yeah. 00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:04.400 And then uh a dollar sign. 00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:05.119 Great. 00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:08.400 And then instead of an H, which is I think what you'd expect. 00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:10.079 I was expecting an H here. 00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:10.400 Yeah. 00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:15.440 I think we're gonna go uh what's kind of the vibe of an H, but it's different, like a T. 00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:18.480 Uh It shows a vibe of an H. 00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:19.199 You know what I mean? 00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:20.079 Because it's straight.

00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:21.119 That's what I'm saying. 00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:23.920 It's it's this similar geometrically. 00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:24.880 T is giving H. 00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:26.480 I'm literally giving H. 00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:28.159 Think about it. 00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:33.599 We're gonna put a T and then um E. 00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:36.000 Two T's coming is an H. 00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:36.719 That's what I'm saying. 00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:37.039 Yeah. 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:41.599 And then an A is like an H that's like doing the YMCA and the A part. 00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:43.840 I see what you're saying. 00:46:43.920 --> 00:46:45.280 An A is it clapping. 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:45.679 Yeah. 00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:48.000 An A is an H who's clapping. 00:46:48.079 --> 00:46:48.719 Yeah. 00:46:49.679 --> 00:46:50.320 I like that. 00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:50.960 That's good. 00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:51.920 For Searsha. 00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:52.559 Searsha. 00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:53.440 That's something cool. 00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:54.559 Like cutie. 00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:54.800 Yeah. 00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:55.760 Something like a cutie. 00:46:56.079 --> 00:46:56.719 I think that's cool. 00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:57.360 I like that. 00:46:57.599 --> 00:46:58.960 Did you have like friends? 00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:01.199 Uh like what was your life like? 00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:05.840 I had uh uh there was a big woolly mammoth. 00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:08.320 Oh we used to fuck. 00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:10.239 You fucked a woolly mammoth? 00:47:10.480 --> 00:47:12.320 See, I used to fuck, yeah. 00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:17.440 This is so interesting because like obviously the species has evolved. 00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:22.639 I do feel that we in 2026 don't wanna fuck animals. 00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:23.440 Watch it. 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:27.199 Well, it's not about want or not want, it's about allowed or not. 00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:30.639 Do you think you it's because you can't that you won't? 00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:32.880 Which maybe makes you want more. 00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:39.360 Are you saying because woolly mammoths aren't currently because they're extinct, we're not having sex with them. 00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:40.639 They were cool guys. 00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:41.599 They were cool guys. 00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:42.239 They were cool. 00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:45.199 They do seem like the coolest big animal. 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:48.239 I think we we missed out on a good big animal. 00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:51.519 I agree, and I think that they're trying to bring them back. 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:52.239 That's true. 00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:52.880 Don't do it. 00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:54.800 Don't do it! Don't do it. 00:47:54.960 --> 00:47:55.360 Why not? 00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:58.480 I don't know, because leave us alone, man. 00:47:58.559 --> 00:47:58.719 Yeah. 00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:00.079 Leave us alone. 00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:01.039 Leave who alone? 00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:03.199 Just like they're trying to bring me back. 00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:04.800 She doesn't want to see our ex. 00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:07.039 That's what it is, I bet. 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:08.400 I'll bring some back. 00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:10.079 Leave us alone. 00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:12.960 Maybe it was if that if it was that simple. 00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:15.360 Have you seen your ex up here? 00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:18.880 Uh yeah, I have lots of exes up here. 00:48:18.960 --> 00:48:20.079 I've been here for so long. 00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:21.119 Oh, okay. 00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:24.559 So you dated on Earth, Mole Mammoths, but who who have you dated in the afterlife? 00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:26.639 Well, we well we just whitewash. 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:30.239 It was a fluke of a right. 00:48:30.559 --> 00:48:32.159 We were whatever. 00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:32.800 Like it barely. 00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:33.920 What do you mean whatever? 00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:34.719 I sort of, you know. 00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:37.119 I'm sorry that we I didn't this was not intentional. 00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:38.400 It's okay. 00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:41.039 We decided together that we weren't gonna make it weird. 00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:42.559 So crazy. 00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:45.599 I could never be this chill with an ex on the Well, here's what I did. 00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:51.840 You know the thing um where if you move into a neighborhood and you are an offender, you have to knock on every door and go, hello. 00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:52.079 Yeah. 00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:53.519 I live in your neighborhood now. 00:48:53.760 --> 00:49:00.159 I kind of did that, except I knocked on every door and I went, hello, I haven't had sex with you yet, and I'm so bored, I've been here forever. 00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:00.719 Let's have sex. 00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:02.639 So I went door to door having sex with everyone. 00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:03.199 Reverse. 00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:03.760 Hello. 00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:05.599 I would like to be a predator. 00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:09.760 Yeah, it's exactly that, which is weirdly exactly what I love. 00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:15.280 Um so we thought for a second it would be amazing, and then well, she went to the next door. 00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:19.519 And uh I waited, but she did not come back. 00:49:20.159 --> 00:49:22.000 Oh, you didn't know she was going door to door. 00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:26.159 I thought it yeah, I thought it would just be my dog, but it's cool. 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:27.679 I'm sorry. 00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:29.119 That's okay. 00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:30.000 I am sorry. 00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:31.440 It was amazing. 00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:33.360 I don't know why you ran. 00:49:33.519 --> 00:49:35.440 Maybe because it was so good. 00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:37.440 It was really, really good. 00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:38.000 Yeah. 00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:39.199 I I don't know. 00:49:39.280 -->

00:49:42.559 I just keep running because I don't know where to go anymore. 00:49:42.880 --> 00:49:43.199 You know? 00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:44.719 But you can run home to me. 00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:46.400 I could, but then what? 00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:50.960 You know, we we keep doing this back and forth and then and then what? 00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:57.440 We build a family, we make a life, we we lean on each other for things, we fall in love deeper and deeper every day. 00:49:57.760 --> 00:49:58.639 And then what? 00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:06.000 I mean it just seems like, you know, i if you just don't want to be with me, don't be with me. 00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:08.000 It's not it's not like that. 00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:10.000 Should we be doing this here? 00:50:11.519 --> 00:50:14.800 I tried to have you on my podcast and you did not come. 00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:16.880 So why not do it on a different podcast? 00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:18.559 At least you ask me first. 00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:22.159 Well, what's the thing? 00:50:23.280 --> 00:50:25.440 I would not ever not have booked you guys together. 00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:29.039 Truly, from top to bottom, I'm I'm just generally sorry. 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:31.039 You guys have never had this happen before? 00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:37.039 Never had which part of which part the two guests having had a uh sexual past? 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:37.519 Yes. 00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:38.880 That has never happened before. 00:50:39.039 --> 00:50:39.440 No, really. 00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:42.800 I think there's some guests that maybe had a future, a sexual future. 00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:45.199 Yeah, but we don't ask people to report that to us. 00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:46.719 No, well, we did one time. 00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:50.880 We actually specifically did ask people to call back if they've had sex. 00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:52.159 We asked one time. 00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:53.360 It was just once then. 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:57.920 It's okay to ask as long as you make it clear that they can also not answer. 00:50:58.159 --> 00:50:58.320 Okay. 00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:00.000 Being PC is simple. 00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:00.320 Yeah. 00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:00.800 Simple. 00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:01.440 So simple. 00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:02.639 It's so simple. 00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:05.920 It's well, I I'm not I'm not a dating expert. 00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:08.079 I'm not a love expert by any means. 00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:13.199 But you know, is that something that both of you are seeking in l is love in the afterlife? 00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:15.039 Uh me, absolutely. 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:17.119 I did it already. 00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:18.800 Who are you in love with? 00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:20.480 I did it so many times. 00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:22.559 She's been around 13 million years. 00:51:24.159 --> 00:51:28.239 Well, you uh and you actually brought this up when we were together, which I thought was a little weird. 00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:28.559 Yeah. 00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:30.079 Uh Roosevelt. 00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:31.760 Which one? 00:51:32.239 --> 00:51:33.679 Teddy or Franklin Delano? 00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:34.559 Be honest. 00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:35.360 Or Eleanor. 00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:36.159 Or Eleanor. 00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:37.760 Oh Eleanor. 00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:39.440 Eleanor. 00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:41.039 Eleanor. 00:51:41.199 --> 00:51:44.719 And that was your last guess, which is interesting. 00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:45.840 That is interesting. 00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:51.760 Well, our last guest was named Eleanor, but she was not Eleanor Roosevelt. 00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:54.159 And then I guess yes. 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:55.119 You guessed her last. 00:51:55.440 --> 00:51:55.840 Sorry, okay. 00:51:55.920 --> 00:51:56.000 Yes. 00:51:56.239 --> 00:51:59.119 I thought somehow do you watch our show at all? 00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:00.559 Do you watch our show? 00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:03.440 They don't watch the show, so that's just a lucky. 00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:03.920 Okay. 00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:04.719 Okay, got it. 00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:06.320 No, that was our last guy. 00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:10.639 Well, we but to be f there's only three options, you know. 00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:12.239 There's only three options of the room. 00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:13.599 There's only three Roosevelts? 00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:17.679 There's probably I mean I grew up with a guy named uh Franklin. 00:52:17.920 --> 00:52:20.079 Is that one of the three that we're talking about? 00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:22.559 Yeah, it's the same name, but it's a totally different guy from that. 00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:24.320 Gotcha. 00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:24.960 Okay. 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:25.440 Okay. 00:52:26.719 --> 00:52:27.039 Okay. 00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:29.199 It's crazy how many names you're good. 00:52:29.760 --> 00:52:31.519 Have you guys dated in after that? 00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:32.559 Not at all. 00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:33.360 I have not dated. 00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:34.960 Oh, wait, each other? 00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:35.440 No. 00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:36.559 I mean, well, yes. 00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:40.239 No, no, we have to do that. 00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:44.559 Um I have not dated anybody, but uh He's cheating on his wife. 00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:48.320 Okay, I'm not Stop doing that. 00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:49.119 I'm not cheating. 00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:53.360 Comes up every time because you bring it up. 00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:54.559 They asked. 00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:55.599 They didn't ask. 00:52:55.679 --> 00:52:56.239 I was answering. 00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:57.760 What was your question? 00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.000 Did you date do you date in the afterlife? 00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:00.480 Yes. 00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:02.800 And your answer is a cheater? 00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:03.679 Are you cheating on your wife? 00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:05.599 Yes, he's cheating on his

wife. 00:53:05.840 --> 00:53:07.920 Okay, I can I respond. 00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:13.760 I have had sex with a bunch of people, but I have not dated anybody, okay? 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:16.400 I had sex because I felt that it was okay. 00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:18.559 It's been enough enough time since I died. 00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:19.199 Yep. 00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:21.280 And I I think it's okay that I had sex. 00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:25.360 I stopped though, and I'm not dating somebody, but there is somebody. 00:53:25.440 --> 00:53:30.480 Her name's Rodica, and we are like Okay, you looked at me platonically. 00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:31.760 Because you made a face. 00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:34.239 Yeah, you looked at me because you are Indian alert. 00:53:35.519 --> 00:53:35.840 No. 00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.000 You made face first. 00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:41.599 Shears said, I don't think we're Indian alert. 00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:43.360 I don't think. 00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:46.320 That was Shears' what she was saying. 00:53:48.079 --> 00:53:50.639 He's dating my great grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma grandma. 00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:52.079 So you made a face? 00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:54.559 Because you thought Indian alert. 00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:55.440 No. 00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:58.559 You had your face screamed. 00:53:58.880 --> 00:53:59.840 Indian alert. 00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.159 Was that what's happening? 00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:03.440 No. 00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:06.880 Looks like you're feeling nervous, Tricia. 00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:08.480 You tried to get me, huh? 00:54:08.800 --> 00:54:10.559 It's not gonna- Looks like you're feeling nervous. 00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:11.679 What are you doing right here? 00:54:11.760 --> 00:54:12.960 You're embarrassing yourself. 00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:15.280 Waleed, what neighborhood do you live in? 00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:20.719 What do what neighbor- I live uh I live in the neighborhood that's like small town country live in. 00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:21.920 I'm close. 00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:22.960 Are you close by? 00:54:23.039 --> 00:54:26.239 I'll be no, I'm close to knocking nearby there. 00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:27.360 Are you coming by? 00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:28.400 I've I'm close. 00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:31.519 I've gone to many neighborhoods and that's coming up. 00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:33.440 Stop saying I'm close, I'm close. 00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:34.639 It makes me think about that guy. 00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:37.920 Okay, I'm close, I'm close, I'm coming. 00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:39.039 That's so sad. 00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:40.800 That's so sad. 00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:43.679 So you're just going to knock on his door? 00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:45.360 I'll be waiting for you. 00:54:47.119 --> 00:54:47.599 Wow. 00:54:48.800 --> 00:54:49.199 You know what? 00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.559 I do I have something special to ask you. 00:54:53.199 --> 00:54:53.519 Okay. 00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:55.440 You solve something special. 00:54:55.679 --> 00:54:56.880 You solve big mystery. 00:54:57.119 --> 00:54:57.599 Of course. 00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:00.000 You might be the only guy who helped me. 00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:02.719 How do I get out of here? 00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:05.199 Out of this life. 00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.199 Out of this life. 00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:08.400 After his death. 00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:12.400 I do not know. 00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:19.280 And I already said that if there's one mystery I don't know. 00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:20.800 He already said that. 00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:23.119 Yeah, the deathback of the Christine. 00:55:23.519 --> 00:55:24.639 He's already the one. 00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:25.519 Oops. 00:55:25.760 --> 00:55:38.639 I I'm wondering if you're Guevara, if every time there's a mystery you can't solve, you just the one mystery I cannot solve. 00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:41.280 You know what? 00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:43.119 This is really bad for my reputation. 00:55:43.360 --> 00:55:44.800 I need to take that back. 00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:46.800 That is the second mystery. 00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:47.760 I do not know. 00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:48.880 That's a good save. 00:55:49.199 --> 00:55:49.679 Really huge. 00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:52.159 That would cover the bases. 00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:52.639 Okay. 00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:53.920 I'll edit out the middle part. 00:55:54.079 --> 00:56:00.880 Yeah, I don't actually, if you don't mind, I would love to just say second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and then you edit that in if you hear mystery. 00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:02.159 So what's cool? 00:56:02.320 --> 00:56:03.039 Yeah, that's cool. 00:56:03.280 --> 00:56:11.840 I'll go back and if you ever say that again, I'll just You could be funny and just edit seventh into that one so that To give you some space. 00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:12.880 That could be funny. 00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:13.679 That could be funny. 00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:15.519 That could be funny. 00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:16.559 That could be funny. 00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:22.960 Wait, I we can't have her kill poiro here with two mysterious deaths not try to solve it. 00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:24.960 It's it's Chekhov's gun. 00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:27.119 Her death and our death. 00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:29.840 What do we do? 00:56:30.000 --> 00:56:31.199 Who killed us? 00:56:31.519 --> 00:56:37.039 This is the this is the seventh mystery I cannot solve. 00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:47.840 Do you know what actually is a little hard for me because in the afterlife I'm constantly getting asked to stop you're on vacation right now? 00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:49.039 I'm I mean in a sense. 00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.239 Because I was gonna say vacation for you just means we don't pay you. 00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:55.920 I get loop and you do the thing anyway. 00:56:56.239 --> 00:57:07.039 Also, that is such a vibe of the mysteries constantly, is like you just show up and you're the neighbor visiting

for the summer and somebody gets murdered next door. 00:57:07.199 --> 00:57:07.280 Yeah. 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:08.239 That happens constantly. 00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:13.599 You're retiring and you're like, I got roped back in again. 00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:15.119 I can't escape it. 00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:16.480 It's just how it works. 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:20.400 Unfortunately, murders are all around us, especially in a land where we all have died. 00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:21.920 Everything is in murder. 00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:25.280 And if you really want me to tell you how you died, I will tell you. 00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:26.960 But then you have to live with that information. 00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:28.480 Wait, so you know? 00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:29.760 I think I do. 00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:32.559 It just kind of came to me as I was sitting here. 00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:35.519 Oh my god, that is how always how it happens with Hercul Purrow. 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:38.239 It's so crazy because in the book you expect some big climax. 00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:38.559 No. 00:57:38.719 --> 00:57:42.559 But he'll kind of just be sitting for hours and hours, and then someone's like, Would you like tea? 00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:43.920 And he's like, I know who did it. 00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:46.239 And we're like, we've all been freaking out. 00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:49.199 The craziest thing that you do, and I love you, Ercuil. 00:57:49.360 --> 00:57:50.239 I love you so much. 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:57.360 But the craziest thing that you do is you'll be with the guy who you've been working for like six weeks on this case, and you're like, I got it. 00:57:57.440 --> 00:57:59.039 And the guy's like, Oh, really? 00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:02.159 And you're like, Yeah, let's let me get everybody in a room and then I'll tell you. 00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:04.960 It's like, can you just can you tell me? 00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:07.280 No, it's more fun to be a group thing. 00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:08.000 Yeah, you can't do it. 00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:08.639 It is more fun. 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.239 And then it comes out a little more evident. 00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:14.480 Yeah. 00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:15.280 You know what I mean? 00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:15.840 Yeah. 00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:18.079 And somebody will like try and run away or whatever. 00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:19.039 Yeah, exactly. 00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:19.599 Yeah. 00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:21.039 Okay, we gotta know. 00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:22.559 Lucy, how did Lucy die? 00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:24.159 Are you comfortable knowing this information? 00:58:24.400 --> 00:58:26.880 Yeah, tell me something new, I dare you. 00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:33.599 Well, you died tripping on a rock because your little sister put it there. 00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:36.320 She put it there? 00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:37.199 She put it there. 00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:42.400 She knew you were going to walk to do your final masterpiece of poop painting?

00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:44.960 And she put little rock in the way. 00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:50.400 So she was not as stupid as I thought. 00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:51.119 Wow. 00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:52.880 So she was probably the second human. 00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:54.320 She's probably up here. 00:58:54.480 --> 00:58:55.599 I have to find her. 00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:57.119 Unless she's in hell. 00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:58.320 I have to find her. 00:58:58.559 --> 00:58:59.119 You do. 00:58:59.280 --> 00:59:01.119 Maybe that's my one true love. 00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:01.920 Your sister? 00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:02.960 No, I don't think so. 00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:04.960 That's definitely something that's changed. 00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:08.480 Yeah, back then they probably were going to get each other constantly. 00:59:08.800 --> 00:59:09.280 Yeah. 00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:12.480 For now, times we don't do that anymore. 00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:17.280 But if she has an eighth of Eleanor Roosevelt's personality, I have to at least try. 00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:19.039 I think an eighth is a low bar. 00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:21.519 And I think an eighth is a low bar. 00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:25.119 There's actually gonna be a lot of people that were kind of like Eleanor Roosevelt up here. 00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:29.679 I think it'd be hard pressed to find somebody that isn't an eighth like Eleanor Roosevelt. 00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:32.639 Yeah, I don't I we don't have to go to sister immediately. 00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:33.119 Yes. 00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:41.199 I think I think there's other eligible people maybe right in front of your eyes. 00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:47.599 Poirot Poirot, do you want to tell us how we died? 00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:52.159 You two died because your bully. 00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:52.559 No. 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:53.039 Yes. 00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:54.159 My bully. 00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:55.519 Your bully. 00:59:57.760 --> 00:59:58.320 My bully. 00:59:58.559 --> 00:59:59.199 Your bully. 00:59:59.440 --> 01:00:00.559 You're my client. 01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:03.760 Had a rival show. 01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:04.559 No. 01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:07.360 And you guys were gaining traction online. 01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:07.920 Yes. 01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:10.000 And that really bothered him. 01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:10.480 No. 01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:15.119 So he electrocuted you through the wires. 01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:15.519 Who? 01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:17.440 Why me? 01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:19.920 I have nothing to do with him. 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:27.119 You were his greatest enemy in a competition you didn't even know you were a part of. 01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:29.199 Another comedy competition. 01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:32.000 Short form. 01:00:35.039 --> 01:00:36.800 Did you ever do comedy start? 01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:39.920 No, but I had stupid friends who did. 01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:41.519 That's the thing. 01:00:41.840 --> 01:00:42.239 Fuck. 01:00:42.480 -->

01:00:49.519 You don't even have to have done it for people to be jealous because they are turning to each other as they're going, Oh, she's going to be so good and she didn't even train. 01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:56.079 I did two dropout improv shows with some comedy sports people, and we did short form. 01:00:56.480 --> 01:00:59.199 And I must have done so fucking well. 01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:00.320 So good at it. 01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:04.320 That somebody was like, That's my enemy, and now we're in competition. 01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:10.719 You probably blew them out of the water, and everybody was embarrassed because they had trained so hard and then you did it effortlessly. 01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:14.320 So you are saying it was one of the people, maybe in that show? 01:01:14.800 --> 01:01:17.440 Well, that's what the bully. 01:01:17.920 --> 01:01:18.159 Right? 01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:19.039 Is that what you're saying? 01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:22.880 Or who was in the show? 01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:24.960 Oh, it was in the show. 01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:25.519 Okay. 01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:31.119 That show was, God, someone it was Jacob Oisaki. 01:01:31.840 --> 01:01:32.960 Didn't go to high school with Jacob. 01:01:33.119 --> 01:01:33.599 Can't be him. 01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:35.039 Uh Kurt. 01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:36.079 Um. 01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:37.920 I went to high school with a Kurt. 01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:38.639 Could it be Kurt? 01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:40.800 Jeremy Colhain. 01:01:41.440 --> 01:01:42.320 No, he's too nice. 01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:43.199 I like him too much. 01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:46.000 And then there was um God. 01:01:46.239 --> 01:01:47.519 Oh, Lou Wilson. 01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:48.159 I love Lou. 01:01:48.800 --> 01:01:49.679 Did you go to high school with him? 01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:50.960 I didn't go to high school with Lou. 01:01:51.360 --> 01:01:51.920 Then he's out? 01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:52.400 Okay. 01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:53.119 And then there was. 01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:55.280 This is the part they never put in the books. 01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:57.519 This is the part they never put where someone's thinking about. 01:01:58.000 --> 01:01:59.280 Someone just kind of grunted at the end of the day. 01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:05.840 And then other people listen and sort of interject little like, oh, I love him. 01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:06.480 So funny. 01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:08.400 He's so funny. 01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:11.840 Um Oscar Montoya? 01:02:12.559 --> 01:02:14.320 Oh, I think he's older than me. 01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:17.039 I don't think I would have bullied somebody who's older than me. 01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:22.639 Then there was um Also, what if it's not a man? 01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:25.840 Why so hard to remember last person? 01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:31.440 There's gotta be Why so difficult? 01:02:31.519 --> 01:02:34.480 There's gotta be made not memorable last person? 01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:35.280 Maybe not. 01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:36.800 There's gotta be somebody else. 01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:37.199 Wait. 01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:42.000 Often that just slips through your mind, the one who's sort of just like making connections and bringing the thing to pay. 01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:44.239 Probably exactly why that's the person that murdered you. 01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:49.199 It was um It was uh really taking so long. 01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:54.000 It was uh this is important. 01:02:55.519 --> 01:02:57.280 I'm getting the the shape? 01:02:57.519 --> 01:02:58.400 You're getting the shape? 01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:00.800 That's the shape! Okay, payback. 01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:02.400 A little bit of payback. 01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:03.440 I'm getting the shape. 01:03:03.679 --> 01:03:04.480 Hold on. 01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:06.000 I'm getting the shape. 01:03:06.239 --> 01:03:07.039 What are you doing? 01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:08.320 I'm getting the shape. 01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:09.840 I'm getting the smell. 01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:10.800 She smells? 01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:11.679 Smells? 01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:13.760 I'm getting the smell. 01:03:15.519 --> 01:03:15.840 Whoa. 01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:16.639 Who is it? 01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:17.519 This is this person. 01:03:21.119 --> 01:03:23.440 Whoa! It went into your mouth. 01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:26.159 This person was breathing in my mouth the whole shop. 01:03:26.800 --> 01:03:27.360 Didn't happen. 01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:29.440 Stop! What who is it? 01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:30.800 Kimmy Bitporney. 01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:33.519 Oh my god, I went to high school with Kimmya. 01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:34.400 Shut up. 01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:35.280 Did you bully her? 01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:36.880 Because she Mellow piece of shit? 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:37.280 Of course I did. 01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:38.960 Because she wanted to be a hairdresser. 01:03:39.199 --> 01:03:40.239 Of course I did. 01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:44.239 Kimmy killed us. 01:03:44.559 --> 01:03:48.159 Kimmy killed us because I absolutely crushed those two shows. 01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:54.559 You guys deserve it. 01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:56.639 What the hell, Sheirsa? 01:03:57.440 --> 01:03:58.000 I don't know. 01:03:58.320 --> 01:03:58.719 What do you mean? 01:03:58.960 --> 01:03:59.280 You don't know? 01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:00.559 You said we deserve to die? 01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:02.400 We all deserve to die. 01:04:02.639 --> 01:04:02.880 What? 01:04:03.360 --> 01:04:04.159 We all do die. 01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:05.280 We don't all deserve to. 01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:09.119 Change and death are the only things that are inevitable. 01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:11.519 And then we end up here. 01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:14.400 And then freaking what? 01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:16.639 You know what I mean? 01:04:16.880 --> 01:04:18.239 It's a good question. 01:04:18.559 --> 01:04:21.280 God, I mean, do you feel any solace? 01:04:21.519 --> 01:04:23.519 Like we've all just learned our murderer. 01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:28.800 Do you feel any different now that you've learned your sister is the one that caused your demise? 01:04:29.039 --> 01:04:29.519 Feel great. 01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:31.440 Gonna have the greatest romance. 01:04:32.079 --> 01:04:33.039 With your sister? 01:04:33.119 --> 01:04:33.599 That's crazy. 01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:35.199 Are you still gonna come by my place? 01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:36.000 Yeah, baby. 01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:36.480 Okay, good. 01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:38.719 I would never start a romance with Kimya. 01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:39.599 God. 01:04:40.000 --> 01:04:40.239 What? 01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:41.679 We started my with my murder. 01:04:42.320 --> 01:04:43.760 Out of nowhere! With my murderer. 01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:45.440 Out of nowhere! Oh, with your murder. 01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:46.000 Oh, okay. 01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:47.199 Like Cersha's doing. 01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:48.320 Oh, I see, I see, I see. 01:04:48.719 --> 01:04:50.400 I would never start a romance with Kimya. 01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:51.760 Uncalled for comment. 01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:53.199 Start the romances. 01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:55.119 We have never heard it before. 01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:56.239 Start the romance. 01:04:56.559 --> 01:04:58.719 I would never begin a kiss-a-thon. 01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:01.840 I would never another crazy way to say that. 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:02.159 Yeah. 01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:03.599 It's sex, lady. 01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:04.719 Grow up. 01:05:06.159 --> 01:05:06.559 Grow up. 01:05:06.880 --> 01:05:07.199 Grow up. 01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:09.199 Hey Raya, free the book. 01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:13.119 Well, they say you only live once. 01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:14.719 And then there's the afterlife. 01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:16.000 I'm Reka Shunker. 01:05:16.159 --> 01:05:17.360 And I'm Louis Mansur. 01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:18.800 And we're dad.