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Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: Gotta do your job right.
Speaker 1: I got distracted by two pudding heads.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it wasn't The light behind you.
Speaker 1: That you didn't even notice wasn't red. Yeah. No. I've been too busy uh working on paperwork. You know?
Speaker 2: First time you did something. Boss man giving me a bunch of paperwork and all this other crap I gotta do. Right. I'll have plenty of paperwork after your show's over today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Based on the uh failed response to my text message, I'm just waiting to get escorted down to the conference room.
Speaker 3: Victor, I had a dream. Uh I had a dream last night, and it kind of startled me awake. I had a dream that I was standing kind of right here, and Jade had to fire you.
Speaker 1: Oh,
Speaker 3: it was a reminiscence. It's a real dream I had.
Speaker 1: Well, um you know, it wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 3: It was you know, it's uh it's a Friday. It's toward the end of the year. Yeah. And um I I did get a little bit unhinged yesterday on my show. A little bit of arguing with listeners. Now I don't know what to what else to say about it. Everybody was kind of upset. They
Speaker 1: were upset.
Speaker 3: And nobody was in here like cheering about it that
Speaker 1: I got fired.
Speaker 2: Except
Speaker 3: for baby me. Well, don't worry.
Speaker 1: If I if I did get canned, I'm not gonna be that one of those typical radio DJs who posts this heartfelt thing about hey, I want to thank everybody for all my wonderful years with phone. No, I'd be broadcasting live from my studio at home that now is magically working, and boy would it, it would be a dumpster fire of chaos. You know, I've been on the wagon, but it might be a good day to come off of it and just go full unhinged because what I want to go find a job in Alabama. You think I'm gonna keep trying to find a job in this dump of an industry?
No. This is the like the only good place to work in radio. I'd be done. I'd go sell cars and like the average radio DJ who gets let go.
So no offense to radio DJs who go sell cars afterward. You probably make a lot more money. You might get a raise every once in a while, Jade. I did read that uh Idaho has one of the highest wage growths in the nation.
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what our governor said.
Speaker 2: Maybe Josh should have a dream of that about him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did not have a dream about him. It was a weird one though, because it was like uh you and I were just standing here having a conversation. I don't even know about what, and then Jade walked in and went, uh we got it, we got to talk. I was like, oh no. Like, what is happening?
Speaker 1: Well, and then you disappeared and then you came back, and then uh that was uh it was over. And it was you were like, I'm gathering my things and I'm leaving. And I went, okay. All right then. God, it would take me so long if I had
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to gather my things.
Speaker 2: You got so much crap
Speaker 1: in here, so much stuff all over the place.
Speaker 2: Stay with me.
Speaker 1: I know. This room is like me and Jade's uh uh basically our bedroom.
Speaker 3: Time capsule. Our bedrooms from when we were in high school. We just kept all the stuff and brought it here. Yeah, I mean, I've got a picture of me on that from like 2001.
Speaker 1: So you know, there's there's a lot of stuff in here. That that thing was going in the dumpster, and
Speaker 3: I was like, no, that's a classic. It's historical. It's Josh Tyler's face on it. We have to keep it.
Speaker 1: It's got a bunch of old pudding heads on there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's got Baby Jade. It's got Piper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch
Speaker 2: of old school people on there.
Speaker 1: I think there's a picture of me with hair on there.
Speaker 2: That's So long ago.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say a dream about somebody getting
Speaker 3: fired in radio is not a weird dream. No, it was specifically you though. That's why it was interesting. I
Speaker 1: don't think it would be weird. Did I just come and be like, no, look you're fired.
Speaker 3: No, no, like you went uh disappeared, and then you came back and we were still standing here and you were like, I gotta gather all my stuff. I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I I I'd make uh somebody else gather my stuff box it up for me.
Speaker 3: I gotta I've got an online tantrum to throw at home.
Speaker 1: I'm busy.
Speaker 3: I thought I'd put your mind at ease though, that you know, at least uh it's only in dreams, right?
Speaker 2: The universe is speaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the show ain't over. They tend to try to do that uh but when they can get you away from the microphone.
Speaker 2: That's why I have the cops sitting outside.
Speaker 1: He's coming.
Speaker 2: He's here. I saw him walk in. It's okay.
Speaker 1: I can yell real loud. One of the mics in these uh studios is gonna be on. You'll be able to hear me through the wall. I'll go out like Lou Brutus did. Hopefully, my remote access is still good from home. I'm starting to pipe in all kinds of uncensored songs. Some of those ones we listen to off air and we go, wouldn't that be funny to play on air?
Speaker 3: Writing all of these things down, right? Like as uh like a
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I shouldn't give you notes. I shouldn't give you notes on the things you need to make sure to restrict me from.
Speaker 2: You know how proficient we are at removing access.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but usually I'm the one helping. You guys don't have a lot to cover as a two-man team. I'd be checking every app possible. All right, working on slipping something as quickly as possible. I'd be voice tracking on classy from home.
Speaker 3: Just what's happening.
Speaker 1: Just right in the middle of songs, just all of a sudden some quiet Adele song. And you got me just screaming profanities. Ha-ha! What you gonna do? Find the company.
Speaker 2: You want to put it in a spot where it wouldn't be noticed for a while.
Speaker 3: Like a music bed.
Speaker 2: Like farm country.
Speaker 1: No, I want it to be heard.
Speaker 2: So it'll be heard. It just won't be found for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true. But I I I want it on uh, you know, classy or Z.
Speaker 2: Speaking of finding something,
Speaker 3: you haven't found the nugget of joy if left you about this time last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's I still haven't. Uh I've I've looked all over the place and I just gave up. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Your observation skills are terrible.
Speaker 1: Dude, I've I've looked all around this room. Is it this little note?
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 3: No. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't care.
Speaker 2: You will when you finally find it.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna find it if I haven't found it at this point. I'm not gonna find it. It must be very well hidden, or I'm just not observing at all.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Well, you said the cops are here. Why isn't he here? What's he doing? Farting around out in the hallway? You know, you can come in. Jeez.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's down there talking and Chantel.
Speaker 1: chatting it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know. It's it it's 8 41. Okay, I guess he has a few minutes. I'll dump these songs.
Speaker 2: You don't have a few minutes. You need to go.
Speaker 1: Oh will you escort? Sweet, I get uh off early on a Friday. There he is. There he is.
Speaker 2: He's not in uniform. I need you to escort this hooligan out of here.
Speaker 4: Oh, please. That would make my day.
Speaker 2: Remember when you put him on cuffs and you didn't have the keys.
Speaker 4: That was the best day of my life.
Speaker 1: He's cuffed me a couple times. We need to bring the drunk goggles in again and uh
Speaker 2: some terrible.
Speaker 4: You've been practicing, you think you'd do better? Um
Speaker 2: how do you just get me drunk?
Speaker 4: Then we'll run you through it.
Speaker 1: Do you guys ever do those uh courses where people like get all hammered and then they try to drive through the cones and things?
Speaker 4: No, not those courses, but we do do wet labs where we train our troops how to uh detect people that have been drinking, so we have some people drink nothing, some people drink a little, some people drink medium amounts, and some people drink a lot, and then we have them come in the room and we run them through sobriety tests and see how they do on it to pass them off.
Speaker 1: So Oh, okay. Well, you know, I'm on the wagon, so I got no tolerance.
Speaker 4: Oh, for the sense Since this morning I've
Speaker 1: been doing
Speaker 2: good seconds ago.
Speaker 1: I've been doing good since Halloween.
Speaker 4: So get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Yeah. Why do you think I'm so alert and fiery?
Speaker 2: Whole six days.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. It's better than zero.
Speaker 4: I thought
Speaker 2: you said your mom didn't like a quitter. No, you'd have to start in order.
Speaker 1: I'm doing great at quitting. Watch. See you guys later.
Speaker 2: Sweet, save
Speaker 1: me the trouble. Want to fire me? I'll just leave. No, no, it's better to get fired because then you can get that unemployment. Yeah. So anyway.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he quite understands the system.
Speaker 1: You can't quit and get unemployment, right?
Speaker 4: Well, no, but you if you get fired for good cause, they may help you out a little bit, but they also say if you'd have done your job, you could have kept it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, as you know, the most um
Speaker 4: being laid off would be the best.
Speaker 1: Being laid off.
Speaker 4: Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds great, especially in this economy. Listen to his attitude after the slacking he gave us all this last Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: What did I do last Tuesday?
Speaker 4: Prides himself. Prides himself.
Speaker 1: What what I I got nothing to brag about. Nothing that I did on Tuesday had any impact. You know, the rest of the country,
Speaker 4: maybe, but round here, business as usual. Yeah, it's worked for 30 years. Let's keep doing it.
Speaker 1: He
Speaker 2: doesn't need any more.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're happy now. You don't have to make new friends at the top. Yeah. You can deal with the same old coders, the same old geezers.
Speaker 4: There they're just like some good friends.
Speaker 2: Me too.
Speaker 4: I'd start with one. One good friend.
Speaker 1: Hey, we only got bad friends around here, right? That's right.
Speaker 2: That's Especially a hard text group between Josh Victor and me.
Speaker 1: Yep. The
Speaker 2: bad friends texting. That's right. That's the name of our group text.
Speaker 1: You ready to uh do some traffic school powered by the advocates action?
Speaker 4: I am ready.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're gonna take a break. And then we'll be back.
Speaker 2: You people are back. You
Speaker 4: oh
Speaker 1: that's why Jade's in here. He's gonna host traffic school. Cool. Finish up my stupid paperwork, too. Getting sick of looking at it, having to reshape words because people don't know how to make sex.
Speaker 2: You've had months to do that, you slacker.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm ahead of Josh. I'm ahead of Josh because he's too busy, you know, just putting up plants and making his office look like you know every boring house that you see for sale. I'm surprised it didn't paint the walls gray.
Speaker 2: Well, they were already brown.
Speaker 1: I know I know
Speaker 2: like everything else.
Speaker 1: I'm amazed he went with at least uh you know, somewhat color because uh he seems like the type who would like a nice, just boring gray modern look, you know, like all the new McDonald's. Uh we need to bring back, we need to bring back the yellow
Speaker 2: and your house gray. Uh
Speaker 1: my house is like a dark, dark gray.
Speaker 2: Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's not
Speaker 2: weird.
Speaker 1: It's not the boring gray that you always see.
Speaker 4: It's like it's uh suck the life out of you, gray.
Speaker 1: Hey, I've got the liveliest looking house in the neighborhood, all right? I'm not like everybody else with a tan house, boring. You know, people need to liven it up around here. Can we get some color? I mean, we're heading into that time of year.
Speaker 2: Some color like gray.
Speaker 1: It's dark gray with white trim. It looks pretty bold and cool. All right. Yeah, but you know, we're heading into that dreary time of year where uh everything's just brown and gray. The snow all turns gray. Ugh, gross. Get some color going on, Idaho. You're so boring.
Speaker 2: Like my house, gray and white.
Speaker 1: Your house is the same color.
Speaker 2: as mine. I have a red door.
Speaker 1: You do have a red door.
Speaker 2: So Dracula House.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna paint it black. Gotta keep all things rock related, Jade. So if we're gonna talk about housing, I gotta at least throw in a song reference as we learned yesterday. I got a lot to tell you today, Lieutenant Green.
Speaker 4: Can't wait.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: What a great day for me to be here.
Speaker 1: This is now Rock Talk 101. Oh, now I'm only getting audio on one headphone. Jade, everything's breaking in here. Can I get some of that
Speaker 2: classy stuff? Oh,
Speaker 1: and it or maybe my ears just ringing. I don't know.
Speaker 2: See, it is your fault.
Speaker 4: Some falling off the wagon and banging his head.
Speaker 2: You're pretty good at proficient at falling down.
Speaker 1: Usually I only bust up my knees. Not my head.
Speaker 2: You did hit your head pretty good. Well, there's just nothing in there to hurt.
Speaker 1: So I've got enough brain damage as it is. I don't need to hit my head. That's for
Speaker 5: sure. That's
Speaker 1: right. Traffic school time. Everybody powered by the advocates. And look at that, Lieutenant Crane. We've even got somebody on hold already.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a great show.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be an amazing show. All right. Caller. Thank you for your patience.
Speaker 4: Don't screw this up.
Speaker 1: Don't mess up my show. Uh traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 6: Josh double MJ.
Speaker 1: Josh double MJ. Okay.
Speaker 4: The rapper.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, what's up? Josh WMJ.
Speaker 4: W-L-M. Or
Speaker 6: just double F W-F-J. J.
Speaker 4: Try to get it right, Victor. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about how I had a ringing in my ears. I can't hear anything. So what's up, dude?
Speaker 6:
I just Swan say goodbye and uh. ask, Why are turnabouts legal?
Speaker 4: Why are they legal? That's a great point. Victor's voted against them every time.
Speaker 1: I love roundabouts because uh anything that aggravates people, I'm a fan of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hayden. Let me ask you this. Do you love waiting in traffic? Because I know it's Victor's favorite thing. Yeah. All right, good answer. But the problem is if we went back to a four-way stop or a stoplight, they have found that roundabouts do move traffic more efficiently.
Speaker 1: You could even watch it on Mythbusters.
Speaker 4: Yeah, study show.
Speaker 6: Oh, really?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I wish they'd get rid of every four-way stop in East Idaho and replace them with roundabouts. I hate being at a stop sign at about 5 p.m. You know, you want to see me road rage. There you go. Just screaming. Go! Right, go right.
Speaker 4: And you know what even works better is when people do go. It's a free flow if you've got the right of way. Don't need to stop. Look for traffic. Just free flow on in there if you got the right of way.
Speaker 1: There you go. Look to the left, go.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now, if somebody to the left, please stop.
Speaker 1: If they're not,
Speaker 4: just go.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I kind of get that, but see, that's a problem.
Speaker 4: Kind of is not good enough.
Speaker 6: Yeah. All right.
Speaker 1: Anything else, uh, Josh? Double MJ or whatever, whatever your rapper name was.
Speaker 4: Double SJ.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to say fairly well.
Speaker 1: Fare thee well.
Speaker 6: I'll get into why he's saying fair thee well. Umce we have a break between callers.
Speaker 4: It has a rock.
Speaker 1: Cause Because this is now rock talk with Lieutenant Crane and Victor Will.
Speaker 6: Well, like I said, go make you make sorry, I gotta stutter.
Speaker 1: It's okay.
Speaker 6: Go make your go make Peaches a household name.
Speaker 1: All right. All right, man.
Speaker 4: And peaches will rot if you leave them alone long enough. Well,
Speaker 1: have a
Speaker 6: good have a good one, Josh.
Speaker 1: Appreciate the call, man.
Speaker 6: Have a good have a good one too.
Speaker 1: Right on. See ya.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, Barry. You're live on Traffic School, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 7: You're live on the air with cops that rock on Cop Talk Rock. Oh, hard rock. Oh, hard talk.
Speaker 1: All right. So since we got Crazy Carl on the line yesterday, I was discussing health insurance on air. And I had a listener who called me and was very upset that I was talking politics on a rock station.
And uh so I determined by the end of that call. Okay, I guess the only thing we can talk about on this station has has it has to do with rock. So I don't know how we're gonna do this show moving forward because this show is 40 minutes of Idaho law related uh discussion.
Speaker 4: Afflictive law, really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which has nothing to do with rock. So I guess that means we can't do this show anymore. Because it's well, we're not talking all rock all the time.
Speaker 4: I we do have something in common, whether you realize it or not. I was in a meeting yesterday about insurance.
Speaker 1: Was it were you happy when you left?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly.
Speaker 4: Nobody is that's the only thing you and I have in common.
Speaker 1: I see, and that's why I thought it was an easy subject to talk about, and I still managed to get somebody mad, even though they said health insurance sucks.
Speaker 4: We may both not be in the best shape of our lives. We may both need doctors more now than we used to.
Speaker 1: Gosh. Yeah, I try to, you know, tread lightly, and still people lose their minds. But yeah, uh so during the noon hour I announced that I'm only talking about rock music, and I did a bunch of boring talk about top ten lists and things. you know, it Uh it was a joke, everybody. I'm not really going rock talk with Victor Wilt, and we only talk rock. So what I'm Carl, you got any uh questions?
Speaker 7: I was I was thinking we could do like Raid Our Love by White Lyons, we can break in the law with Jesus priest. I mean, I fought the law on the law once.
Speaker 4: Now that's the best. right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you would think that. I bet you would.
Speaker 4: There is nothing funner when you have somebody in the back seat and handcuffs and that song comes off. Oh my
Speaker 1: gosh. I
Speaker 7: guess you just be on a loop in the car anyway, right?
Speaker 4: You get to the you
Speaker 7: get to the jail and you're like, why are you crying? I Oh, yeah. I mean, if if you guys took traffic school for me, I mean what am I gonna do for 45 minutes? My job?
Speaker 4: We know No, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 7: I mean, I can't hang out in the paint cabinet. Last time that happened, I had a great time, but my coworkers and the first responders didn't have good time.
Speaker 1: I know Josh was painting his office, and there's no you can't open the window.
Speaker 4: No ventilation. Like, dude, be careful. Don't drive.
Speaker 7: That brings up a question. Could you get a DUI for driving on
Speaker 4: paint fumes?
Speaker 1: I would assume so.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 6: Actually, yes.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Carl.
Speaker 1: I should have I should have called you over.
Speaker 6: I should have called you over here a couple days ago. Yeah, there's a classy DJ who's stumbling a bit. I just saw him leave work. Go get him.
Speaker 4: He's wearing a funny hat.
Speaker 1: His license, well, I'm not gonna say the name of his license plate on air, even though it's silly.
Speaker 7: So uh uh there was actually a case uh painter uh left work and the thinner will actually see through your skin into your blood system, and he I I can't
remember what he blew, but it was over the limit, and uh he went to court and fought it. He was like, I I just came out of this paint booth and uh I'm I'm covered in thinners, I'm covered in paint.
Speaker 4: I mean, uh but yeah, they they try to get me. him the equipment for that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you're supposed to wear that protective gear, yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh
Speaker 4: but that paint thinner won't turn to alcohol.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one that one sounds iffy to me. Getting away with a uh DY was I I I don't know. I'm gonna have to look up the science on that one, Carl.
Speaker 4: That's about like the guy that I found in the canal one day and his dog had just got uh his ears panned straight up and he told me, Yeah, I d I knew I shouldn't have that dog drive you still on medication Oh, boy.
Speaker 7: Oh boy. All right on. Well, hey man, I've I I I probably should get back to work. I think my boss might be listening to the radio.
Speaker 1: All right, Carl, you have an awesome weekend, man.
Speaker 7: All right, you guys see it, man. Well I can see him, brother.
Speaker 1: Right up, please. Peace. K bear, you're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this? This
Speaker 6: is Jaden.
Speaker 1: Jaden, what's up, dude?
Speaker 6: So if I am in a vehicle when someone is going criminal speeds, I'm a passenger. Would I also get a ticket or are they the one that's gonna get in trouble?
Speaker 4: Uh they're gonna get in trouble all the time all the time. Well, not all the time. There's many times we get in pursuits and uh when you get the passenger out, they're like, Whoo, thank you so much. And the seat on the passenger side smells horribly and is kind of sucked up into a pyramid 'cause they didn't want to be
Speaker 7: there.
Speaker 4: So no, as far as the driving and eluding, that would be on the driver.
Speaker 6: Sweet. All right. Good to know.
Speaker 1: All right, man. Uh good luck with your friends.
Speaker 4: All I know is if this has happened to you more than twice, you might want to think about new friend Drew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you heard my break earlier about casting uh toxic people out of your life. There you go. The
Speaker 4: old
Speaker 6: saying if he was a best friend, he'd be in the jail with you.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Well, Jaden, you have a good one, man. Thanks.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 1: Peace. K bear. It's traffic school powered by the advocates. You're live. Keep that in mind. Who's this?
Speaker 7: Good morning. Love you guys. Love the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Hey, so I got a couple of questions this morning. Uh my first one's probably gonna be uh when it comes to uh MSDS in a HVAC commercial vehicle. Um what are the standards on that? Uh when we carry flammable equipment and stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh, whether you gotta be uh placarded.
Speaker 7: Yeah, or
Speaker 4: whatever we need to do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what size of vehicle you drive? Um right now we're just doing a pickup truck or a van.
Speaker 4: Okay, in a small amount like uh five five or less.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna be fine. Uh now what is crazy though, if you're in lawn care and you have a uh pickup a lawnmower and a five gallon can of gas, you're gonna uh commercial.
Speaker 7: So you can be placed out of service.
Speaker 1: But uh as we all know as we all know, all
Speaker 7: of Idaho laws
Speaker 4: makes total sense. Yeah, so if you're a young kid trying to get you a lawn mowing business started, don't pull it on a
Speaker 7: trailer.
Speaker 4: Push it down the street.
Speaker 7: Push it. So I drive a company vehicle and I've got a cracked windshield, and I want to know the regulations on that.
Speaker 4: As long as it's not going through the driver's vision, you're fine. But if it goes through the driver's vision, it has to be replaced.
Speaker 7: Okay, so if I'm lower than my vision and like say off to one side,
Speaker 4: but isn't that nice that he's tall enough to see over the crack?
Speaker 1: I know. Not all perfect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah. I mean not everybody's all right.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. Oh I'm so tall, I can see right over it.
Speaker 7: Lieutenant shorty. My my lady's a shorty too, so I totally get that.
Speaker 4: All right. So if she drives your work truck, she's gone down.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 7: Damn what's all these possibly, but we can't put her in there. She'd get she get in trouble anyway, because I get in trouble for putting her in there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So nope, if it's through your vision as the driver at the time. Awesome.
Speaker 7: All right. Thank you guys very much. Much love.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks,
Speaker 7: man.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. Plus I'm
Speaker 7: taller
Speaker 4: than you guys and better look.
Speaker 1: Call her. You are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? What's up, ladies?
Speaker 6: It's Marvin Craig.
Speaker 1: It's it's Marvin
Speaker 4: Craig.
Speaker 1: Marvin Crane. That's the first time. All right. Well, what's up? What's up, Marvin Crane?
Speaker 6: I know another guy was that. It's Victor Crane, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Hey, will you turn down your radio?
Speaker 6: It's not even that.
Speaker 1: What's all that racket then?
Speaker 6: Oh, you guys can hang up on me again.
Speaker 1: Only if you don't turn down that racket in the background, whatever it is.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people actually have to work.
Speaker 1: All right, all right. What's your question?
Speaker 4: Patience, Victor.
Speaker 6: So I seen on Facebooks the other day.
Speaker 4: Gotta be true. the law About a beer can open on the outside of the vehicle with one of them magnetic koozie daily things.
Speaker 6: It's not in the vehicle.
Speaker 4: So you can't have uh open container in a
vehicle. Yeah, I guess that would be argued in the court of law, right? But if it's accessible by the driver, we can just reach out the window and kick it off, click it off and drink it down, we'd have a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's with within driver's reach.
Speaker 6: drink it outside the window, you're still outside.
Speaker 4: But but if he brings it in the cab to drink it, he's going down. Okay, okay.
Speaker 6: This is drink
Speaker 7: it outside. So I'll
Speaker 4: just lean out the window as I'm driving down the road. Take your head out the window. Yeah, do that. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 7: You guys take all the fun out of everything.
Speaker 4: I know. We're losers.
Speaker 7: Well, What else?
Speaker 1: Well, sorry, Victor Crane.
Speaker 7: Sorry. You're gonna have to keep keep working on them schemes.
Speaker 4: If I were you, I'd still go with the Marvin Crane.
Speaker 7: When you mix them both together, it sounds way
Speaker 6: cooler. So Well, good
Speaker 2: to hear from you, man.
Speaker 6: All right, fellas.
Speaker 1: Have a great
Speaker 2: weekend.
Speaker 1: Peace. I don't like that. Hey, Bear, you're live on Traffic School, powered
Speaker 4: by I ain't gonna be very happy about that.
Speaker 1: You don't want to make me mad, people. Uh hi, caller. Who's this?
Speaker 6: It's Mark.
Speaker 1: Mark, what's up, dude?
Speaker 6: Hey, how's you on? Uh yeah, my question is uh about the uh any fanatics with like armored vehicles. Have you guys ever encountered those? Not
Speaker 4: here in Southeast Idaho. Not in
Speaker 1: South East, though.
Speaker 4: No, he said armored vehicles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've never I I think it was asking if you had to deal with anybody who had an armored vehicle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like in a pursuit or something that you'll see and stuff.
Speaker 1: No, we have not.
Speaker 6: Or a big truck. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, it depends on we we had a big jacked up truck one time. I probably shouldn't tell this, but it gets out of control. We chased him for a while. He gets high centered on the railroad tracks for whatever reason, right? And the thing you, if he'd have just realized all I gotta do is put it in four-wheel drive, he could have drove off because his front tires were touching, right?
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's one of those cowboys who moved
Speaker 4: here from you know
Speaker 1: one of them blue states.
Speaker 4: We uh we could uh we can imagine that the blood pressure gets up a little bit uh on individuals as they're in pursuit, right?
Speaker 1: On the officers. Yeah. So we had a troop kind of fresh, never been in one before. And he gets up there and he's revving his truck and it's just revving like crazy, and he's trying to go someplace and he can't because his back tires are off the ground. And he makes a statement. I'll four five your tires if you don't stop that truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you probably
shouldn't
Speaker 1: say that, huh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. We we're not gonna be shooting no tires. But it sure was fun to tease him about.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I mean, reason why I asked is I'm I go by this one house. Uh it has 10 foot uh tall fences around it, and it looks like a fortress.
Speaker 4: Now we
Speaker 3: have
Speaker 6: today. I went by it and they're tearing it down. So I was like, uh, maybe uh, you know, you guys encountered that on the road.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there a limit? It's probably city by city on how tall your fence can be.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Uh in the area that I live in, they have to approve your fence.
Speaker 1: What? Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's go in front of the planning and zoning, and they say yay or nay on on your fence.
Speaker 1: Government's always gotta overstep their reach to there's a fence.
Speaker 4: Unless it's within their laid out boundaries, right?
Speaker 1: Unless it's their late, but if you want to go above or beyond their laid out boundaries, it has to be approved. All right. Oh.
Speaker 6: Well, hey, you guys have a good weekend. Thanks for uh being there.
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you, Mark, and I hope you have a great weekend, man.
Speaker 4: I like what you said, Mark. We are there for you, the
Speaker 1: listeners.
Speaker 6: Later. Right
Speaker 1: on, peace, man. All right, let's see if we got any online questions. In the meantime, 2085 208-535-1015 is the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. This question's been asked a number of times, and somebody even answered it on the line. But uh proper way to use the ramp on a highway.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I tell you, it depends on whether you're driving a police car or not.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets out of the way for those.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's your responsibility if you're getting on the highway or interstate to merge into traffic without causing a flaw in the flow. Yep.
Speaker 1: So you gotta slow it on down.
Speaker 4: Or speed it on up.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 4: Just get in there.
Speaker 1: Don't rely on other drivers pretty much ever. Okay. That's uh it's a good just bit of common sense. Other drivers might be idiots. Okay, bear.
Speaker 7: You're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Uh, whatever was going on in the background, stop it.
Speaker 4: He just means with the radio. Whatever else you're doing, just fine.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't fill us in. But uh who's this?
Speaker 7: This is Montana.
Speaker 1: Montana.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're our neighbors.
Speaker 7: I'm a new listener. I've enjoyed listening to you guys for about the past six months. I deliver for Amazon.
Speaker 1: So well, we appreciate you tuning in. And um I guess welcome to Idaho.
Speaker 4: Montana, I expect a thank you from you because my wife pays your wages.
Speaker 7: Oh I'm my goodness.
Speaker 4: I'm sure
the Amazon guy's like, can I just stop here once a day? Do I need to come back four or five? Just order one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people, you know, you can use the whatever they call it, if like uh nature or uh some kind of efficiency delivery, it might take
Speaker 4: you an extra day, but they'll put it in one box. And you know what else would work Oh, for sure.
Speaker 7: Montana.
Speaker 4: If you go with my wife and say, hey, make your orders, just we'll deliver them one time, once a week, you can get your delivery.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I I go to the same house every day if I'm on that route. It's wild.
Speaker 1: So what's up, dude? What's your question?
Speaker 7: So this is kind of I don't know if it's kind of out there, but how long can you drive with like a temporary uh like plate? Like where you don't have one physically on the vehicle, but where you got it posted kind of on the back of the rear window.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a great question. If you come from out of state buying a vehicle from out of state and come into Idaho, it's 28 days that you have that opportunity.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: If it's in
Speaker 7: state, you got seven days, but you can also go to the DMV and get an extension. Yes.
Speaker 6: How is that going to be?
Speaker 7: BZ72. I'm so sorry. I just ran to McDonald's to get an order for my wife.
Speaker 1: No free plugs. I hear they're graying
Speaker 4: crappy inside.
Speaker 7: My goodness.
Speaker 1: I'm getting in trouble. The food's great. I just don't like the modern decor.
Speaker 4: I miss the I miss the color. There ain't nothing better than a good McDonald's.
Speaker 1: McDonald's does
Speaker 7: not need to look like a dentist's office, okay? You're getting yourself a repeating meal. I don't eat this. My kids do it, but
Speaker 1: he does it.
Speaker 4: What a great dad.
Speaker 7: Hey, what do we have for breakfast?
Speaker 1: How about a Big Mac? It would be a great dad.
Speaker 7: Not until 1030, but how
Speaker 1: about a Big Mac and a Dr. Pepper?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that makes the day go.
Speaker 1: Right on, man.
Speaker 7: No, I appreciate that. Uh you said 28 days coming from out of
Speaker 4: state before you need to do that. Yeah, and it should be on your bill of sale. But you have that.
Speaker 7: If you buy it from a dealership, it should be on a piece of paper you can stick in your back window. If you did not make sure you carry your bill of cell with you with the date on it. Okay. And then once I do have it uh posted in the window, that might be another question and not to worry out, but how long
Speaker 4: how long do I have at that point?
Speaker 7: once the
Speaker 4: hang out in the window third 32 seconds.
Speaker 1: I got some old I got some old copy from yesterday right there.
Speaker 4: If you want if you're getting sleepy. Let me uh if I understand. What was the question? I'm putting it in the back window.
Speaker 7: Uh, where it's like the temporary um like for the tabs that are to be mailed out, or they suggest that it takes four to six weeks. So am I safe to have that in the window beyond that if I still didn't have them?
Speaker 4: What you need to
Speaker 7: do by that point is go to DMV and get an extension.
Speaker 4: Okay. So that is what that is. Yep.
Speaker 7: Okay. Okay.
Speaker 4: No, I really appreciate that. I was worried. So I
Speaker 1: was
Speaker 7: gonna say you could move to Arizona. I was in Phoenix uh a couple weeks ago, and I'm looking at my daughter's car, and she's got a paper license plate in the uh on the back. And it was from like April. I'm like, uh, where's your license plate? She's like, just didn't send it to me yet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what's going on in Phoenix? And I saw tons of these old paper license, like apparently license plate production has ceased.
Speaker 4: Backlogged.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, apparently they're year round.
Speaker 7: You don't even ever need a real license
Speaker 4: plate. Easiest way to avoid
Speaker 7: anything on that is Montana is just drive normal and not get stopped. Yeah, well, and I have to be so safe with my job. So it's like, uh, but sometimes I've seen them behind me, and I'm just like, are they gonna just pull me over just to check?
Speaker 4: How come you backdoor my mailbox in?
Speaker 7: Yeah, those vehicles are too big. I mean, the radius returning, oh my goodness, you get so close.
Speaker 4: I need to be so safe. I drag your mailbox halfway down.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Did everything else right? Just took that out.
Speaker 1: Well, right
Speaker 4: on top. Hey, Montana, I want you to know something I do for you guys because I know my wife's so prevalent on using you. I make people not park in my front drive so
Speaker 1: that Amazon can get through. Because I'm like, this is the last guy, and he's mad at me. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, they have so many rules, but they tell us if it's not the length of a football field, like we're walking it in. And I've made walks that are further than that. I've been so rural that it's like yeah, it's pretty far to begin with.
Speaker 4: You know what he's saying now, Victor. I'm in a lot better shape than you two fatties.
Speaker 7: No, this job is helpful. I I don't know how my joints and how my body's holding up, but it's like, oh my goodness. Like, yeah, it's good for the most part, but yeah, you just gotta do it right, or it's gonna hurt you later on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much to get a job in Idaho that actually pays you decent, it is gonna probably destroy your body and you'll die early.
Speaker 4: You know what he needs to do. Lift with his legs, not his back.
Speaker 1: That's what they always said. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7: That's what I hear. I gotta do that, but sometimes I forget. So it's like, yeah, and then you feel it later.
Speaker 1: Right on, dude.
Speaker 7: Well, I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know, we appreciate you calling in for the first time. Feel free to call back uh anytime, Montana.
Speaker 7: Okay, I appreciate it, Victor. Uh, you just really made my day.
Speaker 1: So hey, well, you have a good one, man.
Speaker 7: All right, you too. Take care.
Speaker 1: Peace. So before I get to these online questions, I I wanted to ask you if you had any insight into this. Uh, because I think that's been going on for about a month now.
Speaker 4: You know, this on patrol live, the verbal messages going on in your head.
Speaker 1: That's years and years and years. But this on patrol live, you know, we talked about it a few weeks ago. I think they're still doing it. Um, did the Idaho Falls police department suddenly hire like a million police officers? Because I have never seen so many cops out and about in my life as I have the past few weeks. And apparently my neighborhood is now the ghetto. Because I watched on patrol live. I'm like, hey, they're cruising around my neighborhood. That's
that's my neighborhood maverick there. And I'm wondering how much of it is scripted. Are they in cahoots creating events? Because okay, on Halloween night, uh, Ravonda and I went to uh for
Speaker 4: a bar. No, we
Speaker 1: did not because I am uh I'm fed up.
Speaker 4: I'm fed up with pretty much all the bars in town. So um, and I'm on the wagon.
Speaker 1: It's a long story, but anyway,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm gonna do to you guys. I don't like you, so I'm gonna quit drinking.
Speaker 1: I want to thank all the bars for aggravating me and helping keep me sober. Um we're at Fred Meyer, we got our faces painted up all silly and stuff, and we're walking out, and these two guys are walking in, and one of them, he's blasted. This
guy, he's hammered, and he opens up his arms wide, and he's all crazy, and he's like, hey buddy, let me give you a hug. And I'm I uh I didn't use this exact wording, but I was like, don't touch me. Get away from me. I might have used some other words.
Speaker 4: Let me think about that for a minute.
Speaker 1: So he walks in the store and like immediately store security is like on him, because you know these guys are making a lot of noise. So two cops come walking in, and
Speaker 4: uh you're on it, you're on the program.
Speaker 1: You're there that's where I start getting worried about. I'm like, we gotta get out, we gotta get out of here. We go outside.
Speaker 4: I'm a local celebrity.
Speaker 1: There was like eight police in the parking lot, lights flashing, and I'm like, are they here for just that one, you know, drunk guy or whatever he was on? And then the cops kind of came back out without the guy. And there's still there was cops everywhere, and almost every day when I come home, that intersection, uh, Maverick and first, you know, uh first and woodruff. I've seen like sheriffs and eight police and lights. There's cops everywhere now. What's going on?
Speaker 4: You're having hallucinations probably.
Speaker 1: Well got I got the DTs. I'm like, can you guys go patrol? Maybe downtown. You're driving me crazy. Like, if you want to get the good footage, you go downtown right now.
Speaker 4: I used to hang out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's not hard to find maniacs. Go to downtown Idaho Falls on any Friday or Saturday night, and you're gonna find crazy people everywhere. Tons of funny footage. But just the the weirdness I've been seeing. I'm like, are they just like hiring people and being like, all right, we we need something crazy for this program? Let's make it happen.
Speaker 4: That I can't speak to. Okay.
Speaker 1: Just checking. I know that's not your particular organization. You're the Idaho State Police.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a time when there was a ruckus downtown Idol Falls. I love this. And I go down there and I end up putting this guy down on the ground gently. And uh his face is looking up at me. He's like, Marvin, is that you? I love traffic school.
Speaker 1: You told me you get that often.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Got somebody in the back seat. Traffic school's good, man.
Speaker 1: Does that help sometimes with arrest situations if they're fans?
Speaker 4: Calms people down.
Speaker 1: Look at that. See, I'm
Speaker 4: doing our part.
Speaker 1: Not only do we educate, but we also help the police, you know, and de-escalate situations with this program.
Speaker 4: We we deserve your buddies with the governor. I want some kind of recognition for what we've done to change, at least in uh East Idaho. You know, some of the challenges that law enforcement face with crazy people. One of the challenges I face is I'm gonna have to see if the governor, how good a friends we really are, see if he'll walk in here with me one day.
Speaker 1: Well, you can promise him that I voted for him.
Speaker 4: You want me to be a politician too and lie?
Speaker 1: Uh that was nice. That was nice. You threw your own buddy under the bus.
Speaker 4: No, because I said you said that you voted for him. I cannot find that to be true anywhere.
Speaker 1: What you think I wouldn't vote for uh somebody on the red side of the ticket? You saw the results. Clearly, clearly. Um, I I helped keep things business as usual around here. Uh
all right, people. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Heather wants to know when is the right time to turn your headlights on and off.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a great question because it most people think it's only in the evening, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And in morning time. So it's a half hour before sunset and uh half hour after sunrise. And then what happens is if there's any kind of fog, mist, or rain that might be hazardous to see through, that's a great time to have your headlights on to.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm just doing my best to help out
uh every um auto park store in town, and I leave my headlights on all the time. So you just burn out relentlessly.
Speaker 4: When people are rich like you and have a newer vehicle, you can set it on auto and it does it all by itself.
Speaker 1: Uh, my truck does not have that. It's a it's it's an older vehicle. Trust me, I'd upgrade if I could afford. But I already discussed my raise with Jade earlier on the program.
Speaker 4: And you being on that one side and a fuel price is where they're at. I don't know why you drive a vehicle that sucks so much fuel.
Speaker 1: Hey, I gotta say, you know, gas prices are coming down. It only cost me almost a hundred bucks to fill up the other day. Not too bad.
Speaker 4: Three quarters of a tank to full.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's see here. Uh Kirsten wants to know is it the police officer's job to determine which driver is at fault for a car accident?
Speaker 4: Ooh, that's a great point she makes. And so let me just tell you how that works. We go and investigate what rules of the road were broken. So whatever laws were uh violated that caused the crash, and we put it in a crash report. Then it goes to the insurance company, and what they do is uh culpability. And so maybe one driver has uh 80% culpability and one has 20, and they break it down from there. But there's people that get paid to determine that. We just determine what laws were broken.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. There you go, Kirsten. Um justice wants to know why everyone's a moron at the roundabouts. Um you answered your own question. There's a lot of morons out there, okay.
Speaker 4: Justice, wouldn't that be a cool name to have if you're in law enforcement?
Speaker 1: So, like uh there was one guy I know who got uh arrested in Las Vegas, and the arresting officer's name, according to the ticket was Sherry Wines, and it was a man. I
was like, no, no wonder he sounded like he was so aggressive and cranky. My parents named me Sherry Wines. My parents named me Sherry. I think I'd be an angry officer too.
Speaker 4: Johnny Cash wrote a song about that.
Speaker 1: Last call, people 208-535-1015 for traffic school powered by the advocates. Um, Anything for the community, Lieutenant Crane. Anything new going on.
Speaker 4: Nothing new going on. We did get in our new building. Thanks for your support.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I made it out to your open house a couple days ago.
Speaker 4: You know, listeners, you know what he told me? Well, if you want to be my friend, you gotta call me and remind me.
Speaker 1: It's true. I'm forgetful. I have a lot of distractions in my life. Kerry, you're live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this?
Speaker 6: Martin Vick, Morton Mountain.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's happening? What you want to know?
Speaker 6: Oh, it's not what I want to know, but I would like to make a funny. Uh, I believe a lot of people are taller than you, Mountain.
Speaker 4: No kidding. Nobody's ever told me that before. Nor have I noticed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when we uh went out to lunch, booster seat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Remember, five foot four is a magical number.
Speaker 4: For what?
Speaker 6: You don't remember those commercials back in the day for a booster seat that's sitting in the front.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't
Speaker 1: how
Speaker 6: embarrassing would that be.
Speaker 4: I'm close.
Speaker 1: If you had to drive around your police cruiser with a booster seat.
Speaker 4: I'd get I'd just
Speaker 6: get in the telephone book. Well,
Speaker 1: what you could do.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to mention um today the Farm Bureau is having an event for veterans. It's starting at 11 o'clock today. And the speaker is a medal of honor recipient from our generation of the Afghanistan war.
Speaker 1: Uh, where's this taking place? And uh what time again?
Speaker 6: It's at the Farm Bureau and Pocatello. And the event starts at 11. Great.
Speaker 1: Everybody should get out and support. That sounds awesome.
Speaker 6: It's just strictly for veterans only.
Speaker 1: Okay. Never mind. Never mind. The rest of you stay home.
Speaker 4: Recall. Recall.
Speaker 1: But that's great that you guys are doing that. Glad to hear it.
Speaker 6: And it it's never it's never always guaranteed that you could ever meet a medal honor recipient alive at that. Well,
Speaker 1: very
Speaker 6: cool. From our generation. Well, very cool.
Speaker 1: I hope it goes really good.
Speaker 4: And um, we just want to leave one thing with you before you go.
Speaker 6: Victor and I both ride in an aircraft more comfortably than you do. Say again.
Speaker 4: We both ride in an aircraft more comfortably than you do.
Speaker 1: See, I give up my seat. When I need to. No, actually, I'm I'm usually very cranky on an airplane.
Speaker 6: Uh I could fall asleep on the back of a C 130 that's bumping through the air.
Speaker 1: Uh I I could usually sleep on a plane, but there's always somebody next to me. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 6: All Well, I guess I do have one question.
Speaker 1: All right, what you got?
Speaker 6: Disable veteran plates. Can they park at handcap spots?
Speaker 4: What about the without the wheelchair? Uh legally, you're supposed to have the blue placard on your rear view mirror at that point.
Speaker 6: Uh, the DOV doesn't get that for disabled veteran plates, though.
Speaker 4: Well, you should get one through your doctor's note.
Speaker 6: Oh. Yep.
Speaker 4: Easy to get, so just go ahead and put it on your rear view mirror.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 4: All right. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 1: Yes, and appreciate the call. Have an awesome day.
Speaker 6: awesome weekend. Thank you for yours. You too.
Speaker 1: All right, see you, man. Peace.
Speaker 6: All right, late. All right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna refresh this one more time. Just double check, make sure there's no more online questions. Nope, we're uh uh good to go.
Speaker 4: I get to go home.
Speaker 1: You get again. You get again! Yeah, yeah. All right, thanks everybody for taking part in traffic school powered by the advocates. Uh long as Jade doesn't fire me today, we'll be back next Friday for more Traffic School Powered by the Advocates injury attorneys. Thank you for your service, Lieutenant Crane. Hope you have a good weekend.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: I hope so.
Speaker 4: That's the difference between my outlook and yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm trying to roll into the weekend optimistic. My morning has fluctuated between being in a a good mood and getting cranky, and then you know, now I'm feeling pretty good. We'll we'll see when I you know start checking my notifications and things where it goes next.
Speaker 4: I found out what works good for me this week. I haven't even turned my computer on.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. I need to throw my phone in the garbage and this computer right here. Just pick up a book. You know, kick back and just read a good book.
Speaker 4: Look at the pictures.
Speaker 1: How do you know what kind of books I read? Quit spying on me. You installed a flaw camera in my office. I knew something was weird was going on around here.
Speaker 4: When you left for Arizona.
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