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Did you ever notice how dating apps feel like you're
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just kind of scrolling through a yard sale of human emotions.
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I know a lot of people, good people who want
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something real, like actual commitment, not just a wyd at
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eleven forty seven pm. That's why I like this app
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called Upward. It's for people where faith actually matters, not
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just yeah I went to church twice in twenty fourteen.
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I'm talking shared values, family, commitment, integrity, the stuff that
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makes a relationship solid. What's cool is you're starting from
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the same foundation. You're not three weeks in wondering oh
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you don't believe in marriage, because that's that's a wild
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Tuesday to have. Upward is built for people who want
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a date with intention, like you're actually trying to build something,
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whether faith is the center of your life or just
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how you were raised. It helps you meet someone who's
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aligned before things get serious. And look, I'm not saying
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I've got it all figured out. You know that I'm
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still out here. But if you're tired of guesswork and
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want something grounded in real, I use this might be
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your move. Download Upward and start dating with intention. Go
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find your person. I want to wish everybody a happy
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Saint Patrick's day, and that's what it is. Maybe Saint Patty,
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Hey Patty, do Patty. We used to have this girl
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bus and her parents didn't let her do much, you know,
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when God didn't really let her do much. She didn't
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have you know, she probably had a couple of abilities,
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but she would She was in charge of bringing a
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garbage out to the curb, you know, and we'd be
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out there by the bus stop. Sometimes she lugged them
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cans on out and it was kind of like one
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of the only times she'd kind of go out and about,
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and so she'd get all dressed up and even when
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of them put her mama's lipstick on and pull them
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garbage cans out there, and we'd be like, hey, Patty,
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and she would smile. Brouh, she smiled. I mean, she
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would get all shy sometimes and even hide, but she
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would stop pulling the can and hide behind it. So
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she'd be hiding behind that garbage can. But we'd be like, hey, hey, Patty,
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just kind of you know, being sweet to her or whatever.
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It's not really flirting, but just you know, just hate
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Patty in her and uh, and she would just be
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so shy and nervous, boy, hey Patty, And she'd be
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pulling that can out there at a curve. But she'd
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smile so big when we kind of like be flirting
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at her, you know, and her lipstick. Man, she smiles
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so big. She'd get lipstick on her on her ear lobes. Bruh.
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She was like that happyed out And there's something nice
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about that seeing somebody get joyed out happy Saint Patrick's day.
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Who was Saint Patrick? Let me look it up real quick,
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who was Saint Patrick? Because I've been. I've been to
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some Saint Patty's. Boy, I've been, Dude. I remember one
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time I was out. I remember down in Rochester downtown
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over there, and people are getting blasted. They're just like
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Saint Pata. They don't even know who, you know, hey Petty.
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People don't even know what's going on, dude. People out
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there that's eating cigarettes and just dude. They had one dude,
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he had his kid in a one of those wagons,
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like a little wagon. He had a one year old,
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just or maybe a half a one year old. This
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bitch probably you know, just however much half of one is.
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And that was him. The baby just a little damn manger.
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This motherfucker had like a little to go manger. Just
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it's just some hay around that bitch. And he'd stacked
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a bunch of to go orders on top of that
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baby bro just to keep them warm. Bro, a baby
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stay warm. Touch a baby bro on its back or whatever,
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Touch it again in an hour. I bet you that
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bitch still warm. But yeah, his dude, he was just
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rolling home. Bro. He had like six or seven to
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go order stacked on that sleeping baby bruh, A bunch
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of garbage plates stacked on a damn faux monto cut.
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What do we got here? Saint Patrick? And this is
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on perplexity, That's what I'm using. Saint Patrick was a
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fifth century Christian missionary and bishop. He was born in Britain.
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At age sixteen, he was captured by Irish raiders and
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taken to Ireland as a slave, where he herded animals
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for about six years before escaping back to his family.
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Let's go, Patty, hey, Patty. After returning home, he eventually
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trained for ministry and later felt called back to Ireland
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as a missionary. Okay. Patrick spent years traveling through parts
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of Ireland preaching baptizing, founding churches, and ordaining clergy. He
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is traditionally regarded as the first Bishop of Armagh. Came
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the leading figure associated with Ireland's conversion from Paganism to Christianity. Dang,
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he was that dog. He was that lord dog. Brother
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we ride here, Hey, Penny, he was a lord dog.
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The famous story that he drove the snakes out of
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Ireland is considered a legend, often read symbolically, since there
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is no evidence Ireland had native snakes after the Last
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Ice Age. Wow, so there's no snakes in Ireland. Huh,
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they're all working in politics in Israel I guess or America. Anyway,
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Happy Saint Patrick's Day to everybody who's celebrating and got
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my green on, got my green on? Uh, what's cracking, dude,
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not much. Bron just got back from Albakky albaquit Kiker.
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They put so many Kirkkirkkirks in it. You know, by
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the time you're done saying it, you're going on you
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already left. You're like, damn, I don't you know. I
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was there, but I couldn't say it fast enough because
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they had too many Albert Albertquerque. Have you tried the
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Green Chilies. Bro, if you haven't been to albert then
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you don't you know, you don't know what it's like. Bro.
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When you get there, it's freaking it's very Latino. You know,
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it's like a lot of like essays who never wrote
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any essays. Bro, you know what I'm saying. Like that,
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it's like a fucking like. But it's also like a
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lot of hardworking, good people. There a lot of kindness.
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Bro.
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You know Mexican culture, Bro, they freaking it's a blast, dude,
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they have a blast, bro. You know, and that most
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of our laborers in the U in America, most of
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the hardest workers are Meicanos, not all of them, am
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not saying that. And everybody's kind of taking their turn
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over time. If you look through history, all cultures have
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taken their time of being hard workers, and some, you know,
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some are more prevalent now than others. But it's for
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sure they got a lot of Latinos there, Latinos, Latinos
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and bro, it's but you got a lot of construction
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babies down there, children born out even you know, you
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you'll you'll you'll you'll see in the street you'll have
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two kids, even just even the children are involved in trades.
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You know, I saw two kids just throwing a piece
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of drywall back and forth. You'll see a homeless dude.
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He'll have a sign, but it's written in drywall and
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it's really edged really well, and you know he's got
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base board at the bottom of his sond. You know,
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like even ship like that, You're like, damn this. You'll
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see a dog house there, just the shingles are done
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really well. There's just like a Latino guy that's drinking
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under one of the eaves of the home. But yeah, man,
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it's a place you you grow to love. But I'll
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say this about Albuquerque, bro, they don't like doing two
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stories on nothing. Everything is just one story, bro, one
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just like only one story. It's almost like for a
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long time they maybe didn't have a ladder and then
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finally they got a ladder. Because they'll be like fifty
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miles of just one story houses, just like ranch style home.
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Just have you tried the green chilies everywhere you go
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to eat. We went
to a place I went to
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watch my friend Diego's sister was playing basketball out there
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in the state tournament, and so we went to watch
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her game. And it was cool. It was at the
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pit where the Lobos play, where the New Mexico basketball
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team plays, and they won their game. They lost their
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second game, but you'll get them next year. That's the vibe.
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And yeah, it was just great. Bro. We went to
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a place to eat called Frontier. Oh it was so good. Bro.
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He was just so fucking good. Heink Patty. But they
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also it's like, no matter who you talk to, they're
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they're just like, yeah, have you tried the green chilies.
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They'll have a dude in a comb or whatever, and
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he'll finally like start to say something and they'll be like,
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he's gonna talk and he'll be like, if you try
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the green chillies, it's all anybody cares about. Bro. You
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could be going to jail and they'll be like, how
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do you plead And they'll be like, I've tried the
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green chilies. It's just there's something about it. Bro. That's
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just their thing. Bro. The green Chili's over there. So
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but that was it was a blast just to get
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to go over there. We just went for the day,
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caught the game and uh, and came back home. What
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else is going on? Well, personally, I guess there's oh,
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we're gonna we got this episode. We we're gonna talk
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to some bus boys. We're gonna talk about the bus
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Boys movie. The tickets. The tickets for them movie go
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on sale March sixteenth, So uh so that's gonna be wonderful.
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We have we have some bus boys that have just
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called in and left voicemails. We put an all call
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out for that. So that's what's popping. Have you tried
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the green chilies. It's fucking crazy over there.
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Dog.
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You'll see a kid in the street just fucking throwing
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a drill, just throwing a drill to his friend. It's
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it's just it's a construction area, bro. The whole place
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a lot of people that are working construction, but the
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place looks like it could probably use a little bit
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of construction. So it's just a dichotomy over there, you know.
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But a lot of great people. We had a blast
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man and unique people, Bro. Unique. I could see why
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they say a lot of times UFOs landed out there
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because they got some They got people that's halfway to
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space out there. And now. But kick kick kick kick, Yeah,
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they got some people that's halfway to space. Hey, Penny,
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have you tried the green chilies, buddy, Like, dude, chills,
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she's just bringing out the recycling bend. She's shy. Yeah,
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we'll get into that in a second. What's going on,
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dude with me? I gotta check in. Man, it's been
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It's like, I don't know. I don't want us get
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into like a complaining culture. Nobody wants to hear that. Shit.
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What's going on. I started a thing where I'm taking
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a break from dating and interacting with women. So that's
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been going pretty good. It's nice. I just wanted to
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just take a break from like, I just wanted to
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have time to focus on myself and my higher and
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my relationship with my higher power. So just to try
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and get some just things on track better. And you know,
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I think like in the world, like you're like a magnet, right,
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everybody is like a magnet. I think it's just my
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thoughts and and you attract certain things, and your magnet
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gets attracted a certain places and sometimes it's a great spot. Uh,
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but sometimes you got to just check in on the magnet,
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make sure the magnet's work and see what's going on
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with the magnet. So, yeah, that's what I wanted to do,
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you know, because I've been attached to some good metals
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over the years here and there, some precious metals. But
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I think I just need to take some time just
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to kind of look at the magnet and just see
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what's going on. Uh, you know, I just want to
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wanted to try and work on my relationship with my
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higher power. You know, I've just been recently, I've just
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been kind of sometimes, Uh, I don't know, like I
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just hadn't really been praying that much recently, and I
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was talking to my therapists about it yesterday. I couldn't
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figure out exactly why. I think. You know, sometimes sometimes
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I sometimes I don't want to do everything I'm supposed
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to do to take care of myself. And that may
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not make sense to some people or whatever, and that's fine,
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but it's like, yes, sometimes I just I don't want
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to do every like you know, I'll be doing like
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so many like I'll be doing good things for myself,
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taking care of myself this way, in this way and
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this way. And I know it's impossible for us to
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do everything to take care of ourselves. We don't want
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to live like as like slaves to like you know,
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exactly what we're you know, every article that comes out
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or everything we hear, you know, that kind of thing
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would be impossible for me. But but yeah, sometimes I
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just don't want to do all the things I'm supposed
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to do to take care of myself. Sometimes I want
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to like, well, I'm not doing that, or there's always
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one that I'll kind of leave out, or I don't know,
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I think I can't understand. I can't explain exactly what
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I'm saying, but I'm trying to. Yeah, I don't know.
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make any sense to you, Trevin? It does?
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check in and like recenter. Yeah, And I was just like,
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why am I not pray? Like what am I against?
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want a better relationship with my higher power. I think
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I think, honestly, part of me scared if I do,
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if I do the things
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then I'm gonna have to change. Uh yeah that I'm
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gonna have not change in a bad way or anything,
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but just that things could be different, you know, and
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I won't have I don't know, there's always a part
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of me that wants to be able to say I'm
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not doing that, you know, I'm not doing uh you know,
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I'm not doing that.
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I'm gonna do things my way, you know. So I
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don't know what it is, but but that that's been something.
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I was just asking God for some help, you know,
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I was just saying, I just feel kind of sometimes
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sometimes exhausted in some ways. I feel like I can't
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figure out sometimes what I'm supposed to do. Just like
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in the world, like with work and stuff, I can,
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but I you know, it's just like, yeah, what does
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God want me to do? And maybe that's it. Maybe
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I'm just scared sometimes of asking the God that and
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try and get in like a real answer, Yeah what
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does God want me to do? And then it's like,
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you know, and this sounds kind of I don't know
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if it sounds lazier what it sounds, but sometimes I
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get tired of being the one to always have to
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take care of myself, you know. I just I get
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tired of being that. It's like, oh, okay, here we
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go again. I gotta be you know, I gotta come
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to my own rescue. And I know that those that
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those are the that that's the truth. But sometimes I
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just get kind of tired of it, you know. And
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I'm not trying to say anything like I'm doing great, uh,
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but that's just kind of some real ways that I'm feeling.
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I've been doing good about pornography and looking at porno's
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and hey Patty and uh and masturbation or jerking off
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or touching your cock, buddy, but then I've I slipped
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up yesterday, So I think part of me has some
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negative feeling about that, you know, not negative, but just like,
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you know, I think I get tired of getting like, man,
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I'll get to like four or five days, you know.
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Sometimes I've gotten a long time. I've had months, and
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but you know, and then I'll just like, I don't know,
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so it's all good, just trying to be like, just say,
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what's going on with me? And yeah, and yeah, that's it.
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Sometimes you just you jerk off because it's almost Saint
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Patrick's Day. But that's not a good reason, dude. You
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can't be like I'm jerking off because it's almost Saint
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Patrick's Day. That's fucking crazy, bro, that's crazy, Hey Penny.
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Uh So that's some of what's going on with me.
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But I'll say this, it has been nice. Taking a
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break from like dating and social interaction uh with women
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has been nice because it there's been times where it's like, yeah,
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I have some more time to myself, I have some
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more time to think. Yeah, and it gives my brain
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a little bit more like space to be like Okay, hey,
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what's going on? You know, and they're kind of check
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in with myself. So uh, yeah, I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful
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that yeah, just that I can work on the magnet.
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So that's been happening. What else, Uh, you know, there's
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people message me a lot of times or will tell me, uh, hey,
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why don't you talk about this thing? Or why don't
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you talk about Iran or Iran because people say it
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different and uh and a lot of people will ask
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me about, hey, will you talk about this or will
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you say something about this? This is going on a
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lot of different causes that are dear to people's hearts
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and minds. And I understand that, and I wish there
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was that I could talk about everything. Sometimes I don't
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know enough. Sometimes I don't uh. Sometimes I'm burnt out
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from absorbing. Like you know, you absorb so much horrible
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stuff that's out there that's happening,
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it ruins you. It ruins you. It's like and and
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there's algorithms that are set up it feels like to
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ruin you. So it's not that I don't care about
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certain things. It's just that, you know, I have to
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take care of myself. I have to make sure that
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I'm living and surviving and make sure that my life
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is okay, and that the people that I'm responsible for
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through work and family, that you know that I'm upholding
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my uh place in their lives, you know. So I
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think that's it, and not that anybody's asking me to
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answer about that, but I'm sure a lot of people
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deal with that where it's like people like why why
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don't you speak up about certain things? Or one don't
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you know? And some of it's just it's too much,
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some of it's it's too much, some of it I
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don't know enough about it. So I try to. I
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try to speak up where I can. I try to
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speak up when I feel compelled, and sometimes I feel
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compelled and I don't know exactly what to say. I
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don't know enough information, so I want to have people
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on to learn more, and sometimes we have guests set
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up in advance, and so it's like certain guests aren't
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the space to have a certain conversation with people. So yeah,
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I'm not beholding to anyone about anything like that, but
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I do want to say that, and yeah, I'm doing
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the best that I can. Maybe in time I'll be
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able to have more information about certain topics and do better.
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I can do better to learn, and I try my best.
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It's hard to know. Also what is clean information, and
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that's a scary thing. So yeah, I'm not apologizing or anything.
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I just I want to speak up about that that
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I also have to take care of me and show
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up in the spaces that I'm supposed to show up
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as a human and also not to like you know,
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I don't it's tough when you attack when you you know,
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it's just
it's at times, it's a lot, and I'm
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sure a lot of people feel that way that it's
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a lot. But I do see things and I do
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pray about things. It doesn't mean that I don't know
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about them, you know, And uh yeah, And that's where
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I'm at with that. You know, I have spoken up
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about this before, but I do have a lot of
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uncomfort about America's relationship with Israel, the Israeli political leaders,
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That's what I mean. I just I believe that that
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group is it is. It just feels like a satanic regime.
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It doesn't seem it feels like they just want to
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cause pain. They just I mean, you know, these they
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don't even know where all the bodies from Gaza are,
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and they're already moved on to other places that they
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are attacking, and that America is associated now with their attacks.
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one day. I don't believe that that the Israeli leaders
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that they have any intention to to stop that. I
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don't see that they have any care for the American people.
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It doesn't seem like that. I've never heard that spoken.
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And I believe that if we don't speak up now,
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that our children won't have the chance to speak up,
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either by law or by worse. And that may sound
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crazy to some people, and that's fine if it does.
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If it does sound crazy, you and you think I'm
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crazy on that point of view, That's okay. I don't
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you know, I may disagree with you, but that's okay.
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You know, I do want to you know, I worked
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hard to be able to have a voice for myself,
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and so I hope at least you disrespect that, or
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I hope at least you just see that, like at
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least I'm trying to say what I want to say.
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And I don't understand our government's relationship with Israel's leaders
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and with Israel's government. I don't understand it, you know,
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I just it feels like there's this war machine and
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then our soldiers and are put into these spaces and
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they're just there to serve in America that they believe
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in and it's no knock against them or anything like that.
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It's just I just don't I just it just feels
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like it's causing a lot of pain and fear. And yeah,
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I don't understand our our our I don't understand Trump's relationship.
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I don't understand our politicals, like why we are so
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beholden to these to this government, this Israeli government that
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that just seems to be obsessed with uh control and
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it feels like like bloodlust, like they just like it's
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not enough, like after what happened in Gaza. I don't see.
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To me, I don't. I don't see how there could
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be any other view. But if someone else has a
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different one, that's okay, that's their point of view. I'm
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just happy to be able to uh speak up for
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myself even if I'm wrong. Even if I'm wrong, there's
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a part of me that, uh, even though it's feel
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I feel scared sometimes that I'm happy to be able
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to speak up for myself and say that, you know,
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because it's I've Yeah, having a voice has always been
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important to me, and I'm sure it is to a
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lot of people. And they're making laws now. There are
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bills being presented where we won't even have a chance
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to have a voice at some point. There's surveillance infrastructure
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that's being put into place. There's a lot of things
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happening right now, and some people are like, well, there's
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too much for me to get involved in. I understand that.
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I understand that, but yeah, I believe that if we
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don't speak up now, and it may already be too late,
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but if we don't speak up now, that one day,
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our kids will not be able to. And it's just
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it's disappointing to me too that a lot of our
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religious leaders haven't said anything. I don't understand it. I
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don't understand that. But there's a lot of stuff I
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don't understand, you know, And I think this has been
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going on for a long time. I do not understand
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Trump's like infatuation with or like beholding to this government.
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But they've had, you know, Israeli government's been involved in
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America for a long time, throughout countless political party leaders.
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So it's nothing new. It just feels very extreme right now,
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and it feels very scary, that's what it feels like.
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And I don't understand how our relationship with them is
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helping America. But that's just me. That's just my thoughts.
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All right, let's move on. I just had to say that.
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So I know some people are like, dude, it's too
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political whatever, But that's I have to speak up for myself,
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you know, I'm saying, I've worked hard in my life
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to have a place for a voice, and you may
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not even everyone to hear my voice. Again, that's okay,
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but I have to speak up for myself, even if
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I'm wrong, and it's just a lot. That's a lot
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of fear I see just every day people around like
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what's going on here? People from different parties too, that
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like this candidate or like this candidate, what the fuck
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is going I have no idea. I have no idea,
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but it seems super scary. That's the feeling scary. You know,
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the industrial war complex, just like everything, you know, the
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fact that we know that our foods are poisoning us,
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just all we know that, the healthcare that when after
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your food poisons you, you go to get help, you
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go to get healthcare, and you get screwed there. It's
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just it's fun, it's crazy. It's crazy. And then we
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get sedate. You start looking at a married dude, you
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get people get sedate. It's like, as long as I
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have my vape and I'm able to watch like some
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kids do the Stanky leg video or something, it's like
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then I'm you know, it's like we've just like slowly
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gotten sedated. It's pretty wild and who knows what will happen.
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But shit went from like kind of seemed like kind
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of mundane in the world to fucking high speed. It
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feels like, but then you you can't get so wrapped
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up in it that's all you're thinking about and all
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you're talking about either, because then that is giving. That's like,
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that's what they want, you know. They don't want us
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to live, you know, they don't want us to live.
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They want us to be alive, but they don't want
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us to live. But anyway, I know that all all
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that stuff is a lot, but that's just shit that's
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been on my mind. Hey, panty, do you try the
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green chilies? Bro? I tried them. I freaking dude. I
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was there. You're there, You're in Albuquerque for eleven minutes,
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and some guy's coming up. He's fucking got illegal green chilies.
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He's like, Bro, these bitches aren't even supposed to be here.
467
00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:23.079
It's just like, dude, I've tried the green chilies. I've
468
00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:26.720
tried them, and they're great. They're great. And we went
469
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:30.920
to a place called El Can you look it up,
470
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.000
trevins By. It's kind of by the airport. I think
471
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:42.359
El Modello. Look it up, yeah, bro, El Modello. And
472
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:44.039
it wasn't beer. I thought I'd go in. It was
473
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:46.079
just people swimming in a bunch of like Madelo beer
474
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:50.480
or whatever, some guy doing the backstroke. You know, oh shit,
475
00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:54.720
put some drywall on here. I'm drowning. But it was
476
00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:59.359
just like the sweetest ladies working in there, I mean,
477
00:29:59.440 --> 00:30:02.960
the best, and it was just good.
478
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:03.240
Bro.
479
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.119
It just felt like, dang, it felt like when you
480
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.359
walked in there, it felt like your grandmother loved you
481
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:13.720
right when you walked in, homie. Even the gang bangers
482
00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:16.319
they were taking off their face tattoos before they walked in. Bro,
483
00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:21.799
there was like a lot of respectato for El Modello.
484
00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:27.319
But it was Yeah, I had a good time over there.
485
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:32.480
And shout out to uh, my friend Abby Pavia. She's
486
00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:36.200
a great basketball player and she's got a big heart,
487
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:39.000
and uh, it was great. It was great to watch
488
00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:45.519
her team,
her team play. Now let's get into it,
489
00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:54.039
dog dude, Saint Patrick's day. Have you tried the green beer? Uh? Damn?
490
00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:57.039
Saint Patrick was a slave, Bro. Did we say that, Trevin?
491
00:30:58.400 --> 00:31:03.079
I don't think so. It says right here. Let me see.
492
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:07.039
At about age sixteen, Saint Patrick was captured by Irish
493
00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:10.079
raiders and taking to Ireland as a slave, where he
494
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:13.319
herded animals for around six years before escaping back to
495
00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:19.920
his family. Dang, Bro, and then he went back to
496
00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:29.200
Ireland said I'm gonna change the game. Dude, that's wild.
497
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:34.519
Have you tried the Catholicism. That's what he was doing
498
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:37.319
over there. Saint Patrick spent years traveling through parts of
499
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:42.559
Ireland preaching, baptizing, baptizing, bro dog, don't stay under too long,
500
00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:47.000
you'll be late for work, founding churches and monasteries and
501
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:51.440
ordaining clergy. Dang. He was out there in the streets
502
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:55.960
pushing something that meant something to him. His own surviving
503
00:31:55.960 --> 00:32:02.640
writings are the Confessio, condemning violence against Irish Christians Amen
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by order of.
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511
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:28.599
Okay, I want to talk about bus boys, and we
512
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:30.960
got some callers. We had bus boys that called in
513
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.599
and I'm gonna tap into my you know, you know
514
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:37.240
what I'm saying. I was a bus boy for probably
515
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:41.480
seven years. I bus boyd a couple of places A
516
00:32:41.519 --> 00:32:43.519
couple of times. I worked with a couple of sisters.
517
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:47.680
One time over there at the first Mexican restaurant in
518
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:53.640
our area. And these two girls named April and May.
519
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.079
They were the chefs, and they were anytime he came
520
00:32:57.119 --> 00:32:59.759
back to get food or whatever, they got furious at
521
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:02.400
you because they was doing some other shit or whatever,
522
00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:06.640
smoking or
whatever, and uh and so yeah, you'd have
523
00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:08.480
to go out to the tables and shit was laid
524
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:10.920
and shit like that, and people left or whatever. Anyway,
525
00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:13.359
they invited me to their house one day to party.
526
00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:16.400
Asked you to bring some beer. I drank. I brought
527
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:20.160
some beer over there, and h and a dog bit
528
00:33:20.240 --> 00:33:22.119
me in. Everybody there drank all my beer, and I
529
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:24.960
fucking had to leave early. But what else I had?
530
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:27.640
I worked as Tucson, Arizona. I was a bus boy
531
00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.079
down there. I was one of the first bus boys
532
00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:35.880
to use creatine ever in the history of bus bussing.
533
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:38.319
I was probably I think I was one of the
534
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:46.039
top seven bus boys south of Phoenix, probably for a
535
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:50.079
little while. And I say that with my whole whole chest.
536
00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:55.599
I'll say that shit pure as day I was out there. Boy,
537
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:59.400
I was out there. I was on the tables, bread
538
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:03.160
on six, butter on eleven, clean up. I'm forty three.
539
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:06.960
Shit diaper some kid. They had a shit diaper over there,
540
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.159
some kid. They brought him in there. I don't even
541
00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:10.800
think they ate. They just brought the kid in there
542
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:13.920
to shit in his diaper, and somebody I fucking wrapped
543
00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:16.920
a towel around that bitch and sent him out. But
544
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:18.920
I was doing it, bro, I was on the front
545
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:27.039
lines of food use and dishware, dirty dishware. I was
546
00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:28.800
on the front lines of that shit. So I know
547
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:31.320
the trenches. I know what it's like to go back
548
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:34.599
there and I have to look at the dishwasher and
549
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:36.960
you bring one more tub and you love that motherfucker
550
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.519
because he's in the heat. Bro, the steam coming off
551
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:45.320
that fucking hole, the water hole, spigotte thing he's blasting. Bro. Now,
552
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:49.119
motherfucker got shit hanging off his eyebrows, and shit he
553
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:52.239
got pieces of fucking damp tortilla hanging out of his eyelashes.
554
00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:54.679
And that bitch is still back there, blasting in bitches,
555
00:34:55.960 --> 00:35:01.599
getting the platos o limpio, you know what I'm saying.
556
00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:03.280
And he don't want to and you can't even look
557
00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.039
him in the eye when you drop off that last
558
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:08.599
bus tub. Damn, Bro, that's the pain of a real
559
00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:12.039
bus boy, somebody who's got the tables and the trays
560
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:16.800
and the tubs and the plates in their heart when
561
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:19.159
you when you know, bruh like, I can't bring this
562
00:35:19.239 --> 00:35:24.480
to my dog one more time. And sometimes I tag
563
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:26.599
him out, I say, man, like we a tag team, Bro.
564
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:33.000
You know, it's like the World Washed, like the World
565
00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:36.679
Washing Federation, Bro, the WWF. Let me limpy o a
566
00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:38.480
tub for your daddy, get out there and get you
567
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:41.039
a cigarette and then something. He'd have a little pocket
568
00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:43.840
of Cameron this or something on shrimps and he'd get
569
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:47.280
out there and eat them bitches by himself, just to
570
00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:49.599
rebuild his conscience and stuff so we could get back.
571
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:52.880
I mean, that's a dude. That's a Vietnam right there
572
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:56.920
for some people. So shout out to all the dishwashers too, man,
573
00:35:58.000 --> 00:36:00.239
and that last tub. Sorry we brought it in there, bro.
574
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:03.559
We know how it felt, but we all had to
575
00:36:03.559 --> 00:36:07.719
get the job done. So I want to say that.
576
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.840
But we had some calls from bussers that have been
577
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:11.880
in the game over the years people called in. We
578
00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:13.519
got to go to a couple of calls of those.
579
00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:15.880
But first I do want to talk about the uh
580
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:18.639
about the movie. I just want to tell you straight
581
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:23.519
up that bus Boys, the movie will come out on
582
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:26.280
April seventeenth, so that's when you'll be able to go
583
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.519
to see it. But tickets are going to go on
584
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:35.719
sale March sixteenth. So yeah, I guess, like you know,
585
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:37.360
first of all, I got to do this movie with
586
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:40.719
David Spade, and I say this movie like, trust me,
587
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:42.559
there's a big part of me that's just I cannot
588
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.920
even believe that we did this right, and we did
589
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:49.159
this ourselves right. That's what I want to say. You know,
590
00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:52.119
I went to Hollywood and and you go pitch TV
591
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:53.960
shows and you do all these all these meetings. You're
592
00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:56.159
always waiting to hear back. You're always in this cycle
593
00:36:56.199 --> 00:37:00.199
of bullshit, you know, And it's always
somebody that there's
594
00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:03.920
nothing like me, deciding if they thought I had the
595
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:07.440
ability or the talent or the capability, or if my
596
00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:12.119
voice should be heard right. It was always the you know,
597
00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:14.480
it's the same type of people over and over again,
598
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:17.679
some schmuck who had never fucking done a day, a
599
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:21.880
moment of comedy in his life, some business, fuck whatever.
600
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.079
You know. You go to all these things and it's
601
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:26.880
for me, it was a waste of time. For some
602
00:37:26.920 --> 00:37:30.239
people it's great. It's their stairway to their dreams or
603
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:34.119
to different opportunities and stuff like that. And I had
604
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:36.119
a great time, Like I met a lot of great people,
605
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:39.280
and I got to develop my stand up, which was
606
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:41.599
the best thing because stand up was the thing that
607
00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:44.559
I liked the most, because nobody could give that to
608
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:47.360
their kid. You know, you go audition for some role
609
00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.480
and then some producer's kid gets it, or somebody's son
610
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:53.480
or some bully, you know, but stand up. They can't
611
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:58.320
do that. Stand up is you. Nobody could give that shit. Look,
612
00:37:58.320 --> 00:38:01.400
I'm gonna get my son the opportunity. Fuck your son,
613
00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:04.480
you know what I'm saying. He's got You can't withstand up, can't.
614
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:07.360
You got to get up there and do your job. Now,
615
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.079
some people may not like my stand up, may not
616
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:10.880
think I'm any good at it. That's fine with me,
617
00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:15.559
But you have to get up there and do your job. Nobody.
618
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:22.199
It's a fucking it's a thin line. And that's one
619
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:24.440
thing I always want. I always wanted to out my voice.
620
00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:26.599
I don't want to do your shit. I don't want
621
00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:28.760
to do your fucking I don't want to go play
622
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:31.199
some role where you have me playing this stupid rednag.
623
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:33.400
And it's just like, because you don't even understand that
624
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:37.760
maybe people where I'm from are diverse of thought and
625
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:42.400
are more intricate and aren't just racist fucking people. You know,
626
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.719
I wanted more than I like. I just I don't know.
627
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:48.599
I thought their system was outdated, to be honest with you,
628
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:52.719
and know
they you know, there's always these artists Hollywood.
629
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:58.079
It's accepting everybody that's it's not it's not and I'll
630
00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:02.480
say that firsthand. So I just want you to know
631
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:07.440
where some of my energy was coming from and why
632
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:10.559
eventually I started to do podcasting because I just wanted
633
00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:13.440
to have my own voice. I don't want to read
634
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.280
your lines. I don't even believe. I'd have meetings with
635
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:16.960
people and I would tell them about my life or
636
00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:19.199
about how I see things, and they would say that
637
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:24.159
it wouldn't fit this narrative. It would all you know,
638
00:39:26.239 --> 00:39:32.639
it wouldn't fit this narrative, And so I got tired
639
00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:36.320
of fucking waiting for them and yeah, and then so
640
00:39:36.360 --> 00:39:38.239
when I got into podcasting, it was a place where
641
00:39:38.239 --> 00:39:41.679
we could have our own voice. And I think some
642
00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:46.079
of this movie just kind of followed suit. You know.
643
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:49.559
I became friends with David Spade through Adam Egant, who
644
00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:53.800
worked at the Comedy Store, and and it was great.
645
00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:56.119
You know. I still remember the first time that I
646
00:39:56.159 --> 00:40:00.800
went to dinner. I'd I had David at the Comedy
647
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:02.119
called a few times, and then we went to dinner
648
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:03.920
one time and he gave me a Joe Dirt hat, dude,
649
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:07.880
and it was the best because I remember seeing Joe
650
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:09.480
Dirt when I was younger, and it was just like
651
00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:13.320
I didn't know it was. I thought it was a documentary,
652
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:15.840
you know, because our TV was fucked up and so
653
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:20.119
some of the audio was different, and uh, and I
654
00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:21.719
thought it was a documentary about this kid who had
655
00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:26.559
gotten left at the Grand Canyon by his parents. And
656
00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:29.039
it gave me just such like an affection for this
657
00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:36.679
for him, you know, just like a yeah, because I
658
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:38.159
think I felt like that as a kid. Anyway, I
659
00:40:38.159 --> 00:40:39.760
felt like I got left at the Grand Canyon, even
660
00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:42.480
though I was right there a bedroom over from my mother,
661
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:46.519
you know, just like you know how I felt it
662
00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:49.480
matched with how I felt. But anyway, a lot of
663
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.760
that's a lot of emo shit. But so David and
664
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:57.639
I became friends, and uh, and he's been a great friend.
665
00:40:58.480 --> 00:41:02.480
You know, he's got a big heart. He's welcomed me
666
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:04.880
into circles. He's taken me with him to like fancy
667
00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:09.920
parties where they have fancy silverware and there's fucking you know, uh,
668
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:12.719
people are stealing shit from the place, like that's how
669
00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:15.639
nice the shit is there. Like, I've been to a
670
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:18.519
lot of places where nobody's stealing shit because people are like, oh,
671
00:41:18.559 --> 00:41:20.760
this shit's trash. I already got this shit at home.
672
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:24.000
I ain't stealing more just shit. But I've been to
673
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:27.559
places where they got really nice shit with him, I
674
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:35.679
met John Ham. With him, I met John Ham. Yeah,
675
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:41.599
just uh So anyway, just getting to know him was
676
00:41:41.639 --> 00:41:45.599
a blessing. And then we started it was during COVID
677
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:49.039
we started writing a movie together. And David even this,
678
00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:51.639
I'll say this, he uh, you know, I ran out
679
00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:54.840
of gas one time and he brought me gas and
680
00:41:54.880 --> 00:42:00.199
he almost got hit by a damn kiss Sophia. I
681
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.599
mean fucking so close to hitting him and killing I
682
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:04.039
don't know if it would have killed him. I don't know.
683
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:06.559
He's not the biggest guy, but he could have challenged it,
684
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:10.239
but I don't I don't know. But he brought that
685
00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:12.519
shit out, ran across the Inner State and shit bringing
686
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:18.039
me fucking gas. So I mean, just nice shit, man.
687
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:27.239
And so we started writing this movie because we and
688
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:29.440
one thing that we found that we had in common
689
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:32.719
was that we both worked as bus boys in Arizona.
690
00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:36.159
I worked in Arizona under they had this guy Sam Fox.
691
00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:38.400
He's a restaurant tour He's a friend of mine. He
692
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:42.079
had this was his first restaurant, and I worked there
693
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:44.280
as a bus boy, and David had worked as a
694
00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:46.360
bus boy over Aaron Phoenix, And so we had this
695
00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:50.519
relationship of busting in the desert man, even when there's
696
00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:53.920
water shortages and shit like that. Bro, imagine you got
697
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:56.199
to clean up twenty tables and you ain't got no water. Cut.
698
00:42:57.239 --> 00:43:04.639
Who are you now? Who are you now? I was
699
00:43:04.679 -->
00:43:09.199
still a bus boy, So I stayed in that shit, man.
700
00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:11.960
I stayed in that shit. That was our Ewo Jima cut.
701
00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:14.639
And so that's where I was, man, And so we
702
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:19.199
kind of bonded on that type of shit. And then
703
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:23.760
we started writing this movie. Yeah, and nobody really wanted
704
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:25.920
to help, you know, And that's fine. I'm not complaining.
705
00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:27.440
I'm just saying what it was, right. I wanted to
706
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:29.280
let you know where we were at mentally, what was
707
00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:31.760
going on with us in our brains and stuff. Nobody
708
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.320
really wanted to help. We couldn't. We reached out to
709
00:43:34.320 --> 00:43:36.440
some directors that we liked, they didn't want to deal
710
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:36.800
with it.
711
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:38.280
Uh.
712
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:42.159
Our agencies didn't really help, you know. There was some
713
00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:44.679
emailing back and forth and some light shit, but nothing
714
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:47.000
really like we're gonna take these guys and we're gonna
715
00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:49.880
believe in them, you know, we're gonna really take these
716
00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:52.840
guys and do something. There wasn't any of that, and
717
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:57.880
I'll say that that's true. And so we got to
718
00:43:57.920 --> 00:43:59.840
a spot where it was like, damn, we gotta make
719
00:43:59.880 --> 00:44:02.639
this or just go buy our ways. And we'd spend
720
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:05.199
a lot of time together and made it and written
721
00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:07.559
it so far and all of that, and so we
722
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:11.599
just put up our own money, you know, we put
723
00:44:11.679 --> 00:44:16.000
up our own money. And then next thing, you know, dude,
724
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:18.360
we were making a real movie. And this is crazy.
725
00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:20.719
I didn't think it was real until I showed up
726
00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:25.000
that day on set to shoot because it had just
727
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:27.159
all been emails. It had been David and our writing,
728
00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:28.840
and we would go meet it his place and sometimes
729
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:31.840
we would get Jimmy Johns as sometimes we wouldn't, which
730
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:35.599
I didn't understand, but but I would get it in
731
00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.960
on my way home or whatever sometimes. But but yeah,
732
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:45.239
we you know, we we made this. But we we
733
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:47.199
realized that we had to pay for it, right, we
734
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:49.280
have to fund we so we put our money in.
735
00:44:49.920 --> 00:44:52.880
And I didn't realize until the day that we got
736
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:56.039
to set this set. I call it. Look, I'm not
737
00:44:56.119 --> 00:44:59.400
locked in on all the terminology and shit, so I
738
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:01.800
call it that. I know it sounds high faluting or whatever,
739
00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:05.960
But until we got to the movie site the first
740
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:09.400
day and there was like trailers, there was like a
741
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:12.920
woman with makeup or whatever, hair conditioner or whatever. You know,
742
00:45:13.320 --> 00:45:17.719
hey't Penny, have you tried the green? Yes?
743
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:18.159
I have?
744
00:45:20.519 --> 00:45:24.519
And and we and we were making a movie, and
745
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.119
it was crazy that other actors were there that we'd looked.
746
00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.679
You know, we did all of this stuff, and so
747
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:33.800
that's what's that's what we're making, right, that's what we
748
00:45:33.880 --> 00:45:39.239
put together. And we did it. We created a movie
749
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:42.320
you know, and we made something and it was crazy
750
00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:45.280
because you get to the end and I was like, fuh,
751
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:46.159
what did we do?
752
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:46.639
Dude?
753
00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:49.480
I was so scared. And then you go through the
754
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:51.360
editing and you do all this shit and you start
755
00:45:51.400 --> 00:45:55.960
to realize, Okay, this is how it is. And so
756
00:45:56.119 --> 00:45:58.920
that's what's coming out is our movie that we made
757
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:01.960
completely by ourselves, that these people said no to. I
758
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:04.320
don't care fuck them. You said no to me your
759
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.840
whole life, Cuz you know what I'm saying, I'm glad
760
00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:11.320
you're not on board now. So that's where we're at.
761
00:46:11.559 --> 00:46:14.840
And I think it's good man. There's some funny spots
762
00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:19.280
in it. It was a huge learning curve. I'm not
763
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:21.440
saying it's the greatest movie. I mean it's like a
764
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:30.920
three million dollar budget or something. And yeah, I learned
765
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.199
a ton. Like if I could go back and do
766
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.239
there's a lot of things I would probably adjust, Like,
767
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:40.400
I just learned a lot. I learned a lot man
768
00:46:41.440 --> 00:46:44.000
about how it would operate, just all these different things.
769
00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:47.760
So that was a blessing. It was the most expensive
770
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.719
course of education I've ever learned in my life. But
771
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:53.360
if you go see this movie, I just want you
772
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:55.519
to know that that's what it is, right, It's something
773
00:46:55.559 -->
00:46:58.840
that we made. We made it outside of the system,
774
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:03.639
and thank you David for uh yeah, let me do.
775
00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:04.000
This with you.
776
00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:06.159
There's some scenes in there, dude that David does that
777
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:12.159
are so good. Uh and this kind man, it's just
778
00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:18.639
like Tim Dillon's in it, Nick Diaz, Chris Avila, Jay Farrow,
779
00:47:19.400 --> 00:47:27.840
Trevor Wallace, Jimmy Gonzalez, Michelle Ortiz, Lindsey Normington, Thiago Martinez.
780
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:32.440
Have you tried to bring Chili Giagle, Steve Little Sky,
781
00:47:32.679 --> 00:47:38.039
bree Uh, Brent Moran. There's a lot, There's there's a lot.
782
00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:42.000
I missing a ton of wonderful folks. So so yeah,
783
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:44.000
all I'm saying is that's what this is. This is
784
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:47.519
a movie that we made that is outside of the system,
785
00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:51.519
and we want you to go see it to support
786
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:54.280
this type of uh of thing because we can do
787
00:47:54.760 --> 00:47:56.559
more in the future, and we can do it better,
788
00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:59.559
and we can help fund movies that other people want
789
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:03.440
to make that that the gatekeepers don't see, you know,
790
00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:07.320
And that's fine. I don't need the gate you know.
791
00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:08.800
I don't even want to go through the gate cub
792
00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:11.559
I'm coming up through the dirt son, I'm through the mud.
793
00:48:11.559 --> 00:48:11.800
Dog.
794
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:14.880
You keep that bitch latched, dog, I'll be in the
795
00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:18.519
yard and that's how I've always been, and so that's
796
00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:22.639
where I'm at. That's where we're at with this. Yeah,
797
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:26.800
so so thank you if you go to see it.
798
00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:32.840
It's not like, uh, what's that move Dunkirk or whatever.
799
00:48:33.039 --> 00:48:36.559
It's not like that, okay, So don't think it's like that.
800
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:44.079
It's different. It's not like Sarah Marshall Ray, It's not that. Right.
801
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:48.440
There's a movie about two dudes trying to be alive,
802
00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:53.519
trying to become waiters. That's what it's about, with some
803
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:58.639
love stories in there and some other type shit. But
804
00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:02.559
you feel me. But it's got that bust more mentality
805
00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:06.199
in it. You know, I'll be a waiter or I'll
806
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:13.039
get my shit some other way. But we even if
807
00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:17.280
I work at the restaurant, bitch, we So that's the movie.
808
00:49:17.320 --> 00:49:19.559
It's gonna be out. I can't believe it. It's kind
809
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:21.119
of scary too, because if nobody goes in the seasy,
810
00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:24.159
you're like, oh shit, all right, but that's okay too, right,
811
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:26.840
I mean, it'll bum me out, but that is okay.
812
00:49:27.559 --> 00:49:30.800
You know, I'm proud of like what we've done. I'm
813
00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:33.440
proud that we did something. You know, I feel lucky
814
00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:36.440
I got to do something with David Spade man, Like,
815
00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:40.639
you know, I don't even deserve that kind of stuff.
816
00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:42.960
And I don't mean that in a negative way about myself,
817
00:49:43.000 --> 00:49:49.239
but yeah, he's just such an immense talent and to
818
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:51.119
be able to just be around him and spend time
819
00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:53.280
and the fact that we ended up down this road
820
00:49:53.320 --> 00:50:00.000
together and here we are, it's been a blessing. And yeah,
821
00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.280
I can't even but like it's weird to say, like, yeah,
822
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:04.280
I'm in a movie. I mean, anybody could be in
823
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:05.920
a movie. I mean, you know what I'm saying. Kim
824
00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:08.320
Kardashian was in a short one with some cock in it,
825
00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:14.440
So anybody could be in a film. But but yeah,
826
00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:16.760
that we made this and that our friends showed up
827
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:22.639
to help us make this man, you know, uh yeah,
828
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:26.559
and just the actress and actresses in it. But I
829
00:50:26.599 --> 00:50:28.800
think I know there's some funny parts in it. I know,
830
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:31.400
you'll laugh. I'm curious. I think I'm just super curious,
831
00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:33.679
Like what is okay to do in a movie? What
832
00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:37.440
is you know, what could we do differently? I mean, dude,
833
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:40.639
we got the first day we started shooting, got moved
834
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.840
by a week at the last minute, like two days before.
835
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:46.920
We got moved by a week because of the fires
836
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:50.719
that were out in California that were like a year
837
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:54.280
and a half ago or whatever. Uh well whenever, the
838
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:58.559
Pasadena fires and the Palisades fires. So that was crazy.
839
00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:00.719
I mean just there was so much any things that
840
00:51:00.760 --> 00:51:06.199
were like it is just gonna happen, but it happened.
841
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:10.880
And yeah, so yeah, there's some yeah, like there's just
842
00:51:11.079 --> 00:51:14.440
it's just like I hope you will find some joy
843
00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:19.880
in it. It's a fun it's lighthearted, it's goofy, it's dumb,
844
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:24.239
it's fun.
Ah and yeah, it's a dream come true
845
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:27.280
to be able to do it. And I promise you
846
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:30.719
that if this one goes well, we will find other
847
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:32.760
things to make. If I'm not if I don't do
848
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:34.440
good and it's I'm not the one to be in
849
00:51:34.480 --> 00:51:37.480
the other things, that's fine, but we'll create other projects
850
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:40.719
that are funny that people want to see, you know,
851
00:51:41.079 --> 00:51:43.199
because that's really what needs to happen, you know, at
852
00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:45.880
least to respect other people's point of view of comedy,
853
00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:50.480
you know, you know, and to just to carry like
854
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:52.679
just you know, I don't even I don't even know
855
00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:54.440
if I'm any voices and aren't out there, but it's
856
00:51:54.480 --> 00:52:04.079
just like, you know, there's shit that's different, and yeah,
857
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:06.440
I just I promise that we'll make other cool stuff,
858
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:10.119
whether we're in it or not, but we'll write it
859
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:15.480
or we'll do something, you know. So yeah, that's where
860
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:19.480
I'm at, you know. So let's get this thing out there, bro,
861
00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:24.519
But just one more time. Tickets will be on sale Monday,
862
00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:30.480
March sixteenth. You can buy them at busboysmovie dot com,
863
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:33.159
so you'll be able to get those busboysmovie dot com.
864
00:52:33.440 --> 00:52:35.320
If they don't have it in your area, that's okay.
865
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:38.880
It'll notice what area has been looked up. And then
866
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:42.440
as soon as these first I think one hundred theaters
867
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:44.719
fill up or something, if we can sell those, then
868
00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:47.239
it's gonna let us sell more. So it's an experiment,
869
00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:50.599
you know, it's an experiment. And I appreciate you guys
870
00:52:50.639 --> 00:52:56.800
as patience. I've spent so many hours editing, going through
871
00:52:56.920 --> 00:52:59.719
watching you know, there's so many choices that you are
872
00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:02.119
a part of in uh, in this and I learned
873
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:05.800
a ton and yeah, and just yeah, thank you. So much.
874
00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:08.079
I can't even believe it. It's just crazy to even
875
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:10.079
get to do it. Whether people hate it or love it,
876
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:12.719
I don't give a shit what the critics think. Fuck them.
877
00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:16.320
The critics don't know shit. You know, the critics don't
878
00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:20.559
know shit. Remember that, the critics don't know shit. The
879
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:24.880
critic is some schmuck who's sitting over there who never
880
00:53:24.920 --> 00:53:31.159
did shit. That's the critic. That's the critic, some guy
881
00:53:31.159 --> 00:53:34.800
with a pan and a fucking uh. He probably don't
882
00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:38.000
even have a dip in. He probably don't even have
883
00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:41.159
his zen in a cheek in his cheek. To fuck him.
884
00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:44.840
The critic don't know shit. I hope the critics hate
885
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:51.000
this shit. Fuck them. Look I'm a critic now, Hey critics,
886
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:55.480
y'all fucking suck there. Boom, I just need your whole
887
00:53:55.519 --> 00:54:00.599
job in fucking four seconds, bitch. All right now, let's
888
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:05.440
get to some calls from some bus boys, some players
889
00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:07.239
that been in the game. Boy, you know what I'm
890
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:12.039
talking about. Let's go bro and look, I want other
891
00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:13.840
bus boys to call in. Some of these are good,
892
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:15.480
and so I want some other bus boys to call
893
00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:17.079
in to and hit the hot line. I like to
894
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:19.360
throw these in from time to time, just to respect
895
00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:21.679
the culture and keep it going. The hotline, as always
896
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:24.320
is nine to eighty five six six four nine five
897
00:54:24.760 --> 00:54:28.000
zero three. Or you can go to the website, theovon
898
00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:30.000
dot com. There's a place you can leave send a
899
00:54:30.079 --> 00:54:32.199
video on there as well if you want to send
900
00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:33.880
a video version of you, and we can put that
901
00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:36.920
in the show. So those are the two ways where
902
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.039
you can get in touch and communicate as well. If
903
00:54:39.079 --> 00:54:40.960
something's going on in your life is big or small,
904
00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:43.599
or if you just want to say something, or if
905
00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:45.280
you're scared about something you want to get it off
906
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:48.840
your chest. If there's something that you feel like me
907
00:54:48.960 --> 00:54:51.840
bringing up on here could be of help or service.
908
00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:53.440
I'm going to try to do a better job of
909
00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:56.719
doing more solo episodes. It's been hard for me for
910
00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:59.719
some reason. This is this doing solos. It takes a
911
00:54:59.719 --> 00:55:02.679
lot of stress. It creates a lot of stress in me.
912
00:55:02.760 --> 00:55:04.719
I don't know what it is. It could just be
913
00:55:04.840 --> 00:55:09.119
what's going on right now and just the busyness of life.
914
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:11.440
I don't know. It used to be a little easier
915
00:55:11.480 --> 00:55:15.000
for me, you know, have
you tried to, but it's
916
00:55:15.079 --> 00:55:17.800
just gotten tough over the years and so but maybe
917
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:19.719
that will change. But yeah, I do want to be
918
00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:22.880
able to continue to have just more of a personal
919
00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:25.800
relationship and maybe that's something I need to pray about
920
00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:32.199
and caim pray about. So anyway, love you guys. The
921
00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:35.400
hotline ninety five six six four nine five zero three.
922
00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:37.199
Let's get to some calls.
923
00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:40.840
Hey, dear, this is Jacob from the Cincinnati area.
924
00:55:41.320 --> 00:55:44.519
What's up, Jacob. Nice to hear from you. Sorry you
925
00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:48.599
guys just lost Trey Hendrickson there. I saw that, But
926
00:55:48.719 --> 00:55:50.000
blessing is on word. Baby.
927
00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:54.079
I saw your scared story talking about bus boys.
928
00:55:54.119 --> 00:55:56.159
So I used to be a bus boy back in
929
00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:57.079
high school.
930
00:55:57.639 --> 00:56:00.840
Thank you for your service, brother, sophomore in.
931
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:04.559
My junior year at a pretty high end restaurant, and
932
00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:08.360
I think the craziest thing to happen to me there. Well,
933
00:56:08.360 --> 00:56:10.079
I saw some tits once, but that's not.
934
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:13.960
I mean, that's normal shit, Bro, that's street ship. You
935
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:17.079
could see a tit anywhere, Bro, close your eyes opening.
936
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:20.760
Bitches might see one on one.
937
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:21.760
Oh know.
938
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:23.840
Man, I'm more of a butt guy myself, but.
939
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:27.000
Bro, a but is just a big tits on the back, Bro,
940
00:56:27.079 --> 00:56:29.559
with no nipples with no milk in them. That's all
941
00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:31.400
the butt is. Let's hear it.
942
00:56:31.599 --> 00:56:35.639
I it's one day I was working, I agree at
943
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:37.639
this table and this lady was mad. She's like, can
944
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:39.320
I have a lost her desk? I said yeah, let
945
00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:42.280
me grab my waiss real quick, and she started ripping
946
00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:42.599
my ass.
947
00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:43.800
She's like, you don't need.
948
00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:46.039
To go tell her this and tell her that, just go.
949
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:47.599
Get me the lost heir disk. And I was like,
950
00:56:48.199 --> 00:56:54.079
all right, Well, you know, sometime goes by, she gets
951
00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:55.800
up to go to the restaurant, so I go over
952
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:02.159
there to check on the on the brother and he says, hey, man,
953
00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:03.079
how old are you?
954
00:57:05.159 --> 00:57:08.519
I said, I'm sixteen, sir. He's like, oh, never mind,
955
00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:14.119
said Hawaii asked, he said, my wife loves redheads. I
956
00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:18.960
forgot the next numbers, but I'm assuming that he wanted
957
00:57:18.960 --> 00:57:21.280
me to have sex with his wife in front of him,
958
00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:25.840
And you know, I don't think I would have done it.
959
00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:28.840
Maybe for the right price and shit, but yeah, anyways,
960
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:29.880
I love you, man.
961
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:32.559
Love you too. Brother. Praise God. Now you almost got
962
00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:35.599
you almost got a sex trafficked or whatever. They're by
963
00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:39.320
an urban couple, and you know that's the kind of shit,
964
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:44.320
Uh that's happening, bro, When you had high end shit.
965
00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:47.320
Anything could happen, Bro. You might get sex trafficked or whatever.
966
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:49.559
When you at a low end place where if you
967
00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:52.320
had a you know, if you're working at a subway
968
00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:54.239
or something like that, or more of like a lower
969
00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:57.400
tier fast, you know, you lucky. You're lucky if somebody
970
00:57:57.400 --> 00:58:00.440
tries to touch your ass or whatever or something, somebody
971
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:02.920
tries to fucking put their hand in your pants real
972
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:04.760
fast and pull it out and get a quick sniff
973
00:58:04.760 --> 00:58:07.800
of yet egg boy. But if you at a high
974
00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:10.199
end place, you might actually get traffic, you know, not
975
00:58:10.320 --> 00:58:13.119
some fucking hand sniffing dick monkey over there trying to
976
00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:16.679
rub on you or whatever. But what I'm saying is this, dude,
977
00:58:17.039 --> 00:58:21.239
uh yeah, they wanted that ginger boy. They wanted that
978
00:58:21.280 --> 00:58:25.320
fucking little firework, you feel me, They wanted that fucking
979
00:58:25.400 --> 00:58:29.679
spicy candle. But that's okay, Bro, that's the kind of shit.
980
00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:31.719
When you work high end shit, you at least get
981
00:58:32.119 --> 00:58:33.119
job opportunities.
982
00:58:33.159 --> 00:58:33.280
Bro.
983
00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:35.440
I always tell my friends, if you're working in a
984
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:38.480
high end place, you might get a job opportunity.
985
00:58:38.519 --> 00:58:38.599
Bro.
986
00:58:39.159 --> 00:58:42.599
Hey, bro, thanks for your service. Bru type shit we
987
00:58:42.760 --> 00:58:51.320
out boy, BLM dude, g LM two kind of Uh,
988
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:53.199
all right, let's hear this.
989
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:56.480
Hey, what's up the l love from New Jersey. This
990
00:58:56.599 --> 00:59:01.440
is Charlie. I was a bus boy and my brothers steakhouse, And.
991
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:04.559
The best part about
being a bus boy is you
992
00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:06.639
can be fed and you got a lot.
993
00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:08.280
Of food in the back there, so you can snag
994
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:11.880
on the food. And you know, being a bus boy
995
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:15.840
might not be the best job, but be the best
996
00:59:15.920 --> 00:59:16.880
bus boy you can be.
997
00:59:18.480 --> 00:59:21.000
Bro, What are you fucking Richard Nixon or something? Dude,
998
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:23.440
We're just trying to freaking clean up the tables, twin.
999
00:59:23.719 --> 00:59:26.760
You feel me, dog, But I got you, but I
1000
00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:28.679
don't know. You don't always get food in the back, dude.
1001
00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:30.400
I worked at this one place and they would they
1002
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:32.239
would have soup, but we could only eat it when
1003
00:59:32.280 --> 00:59:34.559
it was really hot. Bro. If the shit got too
1004
00:59:34.679 --> 00:59:36.719
kind of cooled off, the dude wouldn't let us eat it.
1005
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:39.840
So he like watching kids eat that hot soup or whatever.
1006
00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:43.159
That guy was a per uh maybe a pediaphile or whatever,
1007
00:59:43.239 --> 00:59:46.039
but but we didn't know him that good. We was employees,
1008
00:59:46.119 --> 00:59:50.199
you know. But yeah, but yeah, I feel you do.
1009
00:59:50.239 --> 00:59:52.559
You worked at your brother's steakhouse and you got fed, Bro,
1010
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:54.920
it's sounded like you was just over there hanging out. Boy,
1011
00:59:55.400 --> 00:59:59.440
that's fucking gentrification. Bro. All right, let's take another call.
1012
00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:02.039
Here a THEO.
1013
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:03.079
This is Ryan.
1014
01:00:03.719 --> 01:00:03.800
So.
1015
01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:07.639
I used to bus tables at this seafood place. And
1016
01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:10.360
there's this old guy who came in all the time
1017
01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:14.039
we're talking in late seventies. Quiet always sat at the
1018
01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:18.000
same two top by the window every single visit. He
1019
01:00:18.119 --> 01:00:22.639
ordered the same thing, a dozen row oysters and iced tea. Now,
1020
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:25.480
if you've ever been a bus boy, you know the rule.
1021
01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:27.920
Nobody says out loud. You know, if the table leaves
1022
01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:32.079
and there's food that looks untouched, you know it's fair game.
1023
01:00:32.559 --> 01:00:33.639
Yeah you can have a little.
1024
01:00:34.960 --> 01:00:38.199
So the guy finishes up, pays, leaves and goes over,
1025
01:00:38.480 --> 01:00:40.679
and you know, I go over to create the table
1026
01:00:41.239 --> 01:00:43.440
and there's still a couple of oysters. There are still
1027
01:00:43.440 --> 01:00:45.039
sitting in the shelves and they look perfect.
1028
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:50.599
Oh, Brud, immages don't look perfect, bro, going near somebody
1029
01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:55.199
else's oysters, Dude, that's crazy. Bro, let's hear it.
1030
01:00:55.480 --> 01:00:59.400
Lemon wedge, cocktail, sauce, the whole setup. Honestly, you look
1031
01:00:59.480 --> 01:01:00.519
like he barely touch them.
1032
01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:04.880
Oh, bro, dog, I don't care if somebody even just
1033
01:01:04.960 --> 01:01:07.880
a little bit touched at oyster bro, ain't even showing
1034
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:10.960
up at that thing. Now, a scallop bro. Scallop is
1035
01:01:11.000 --> 01:01:13.480
just a fucking big gay oyster bro. It's just basically
1036
01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:16.039
like a bear in the gay community or whatever. But
1037
01:01:16.159 --> 01:01:19.199
amongst shellfish, let's hear more scallops. They suck.
1038
01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:23.039
And I'm hungry. I've been running around for like six hours,
1039
01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:25.960
so I look around the dining room real quick. Nobody's
1040
01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:28.400
paying attention. I grab one of the oysters, hit it
1041
01:01:28.400 --> 01:01:30.840
a little lemon, and just slurp it right down there
1042
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:33.719
while I'm on the plates. A couple minutes later, I'm
1043
01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:36.519
back in the kitchen and when the servers goes, hey,
1044
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:40.119
did you clear that old guy's oysters table, I'm like yeah,
1045
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:42.599
and she goes, do he do his weird thing again?
1046
01:01:43.320 --> 01:01:46.119
Now I'm already nervous, and I'm like, what weird thing?
1047
01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:50.719
And she goes, oh, he doesn't actually eat them. He
1048
01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.920
just sucks on them for the flavor and spits them
1049
01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:57.119
back in the shell man. When I tell you, the
1050
01:01:57.280 --> 01:01:59.519
entire kitchen turn to look at me, because by that
1051
01:01:59.559 --> 01:02:02.800
point was long gone. The dishwasher just starts laughing and goes, bro,
1052
01:02:02.880 --> 01:02:06.400
you ate a secondhand oyster and the whole The worst
1053
01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:08.960
part about it was just everybody knew this guy did that,
1054
01:02:09.320 --> 01:02:11.960
Like there's just a known thing about him. Nobody told
1055
01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:14.280
the new bout nobody. Nobody told me this. So that's
1056
01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:16.920
the day I learned in a poor restaurant rules. If
1057
01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:19.639
a food's still sitting in a customer's plate, there's there's
1058
01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:20.360
probably a reason.
1059
01:02:21.719 --> 01:02:29.039
Bruh, don't you can't be eating nobody's oyster like that. Bruh, dang, bruh.
1060
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:33.760
I can't even imagine that. Oh it makes my fucking
1061
01:02:33.920 --> 01:02:36.639
lungs hurt right now here. And you say that, you bastard,
1062
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:39.760
Why would
you do that? Why would you do that?
1063
01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:47.440
Why would you do that? I just I just don't
1064
01:02:47.519 --> 01:03:00.599
understand why you would do that? God hmm, I oh, oh, bro,
1065
01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:01.800
that's bad.
1066
01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:02.199
Dog.
1067
01:03:03.639 --> 01:03:06.079
My buddy used to be like that. Boy, My boy Josh,
1068
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:08.440
we used to work over there at Morton Seafood over
1069
01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:12.639
there on it you funked the river down there in Louisiana,
1070
01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:16.199
matdters on me and uh. We were bus boys back
1071
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:19.360
there and shit, and we was always like trying to
1072
01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:21.920
finish off a little bit of food of that and
1073
01:03:22.559 --> 01:03:25.320
sometimes the shrimps. I didn't notice the shrimps if they eat.
1074
01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:27.920
If somebody eats a peeled shrimp, sometimes a little bit
1075
01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:31.119
gets gets kind of kept down by the tail over there,
1076
01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:33.880
and he would peel off that last little outside part
1077
01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:36.679
and just get that last bit of snack off that thing. Boy,
1078
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:40.800
he was like that though. He was like that. Bro,
1079
01:03:41.159 --> 01:03:44.760
he was a real he got his ged Let's hear
1080
01:03:44.800 --> 01:03:46.599
another call on it.
1081
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:50.039
Yo, the this is Jackson. I got a crazy story
1082
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:54.119
story for you. I was a busboy at uh at A.
1083
01:03:55.639 --> 01:03:58.039
I mean the worst innings you could possibly imagine.
1084
01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:01.480
Oh, which one was it? Every single one? Let's hear more.
1085
01:04:01.960 --> 01:04:07.400
I'm talking like just people throwing stuff everywhere. It was
1086
01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:08.360
a mess.
1087
01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:10.519
We know who you're talking about when you say people
1088
01:04:10.599 --> 01:04:11.880
as well. But let's hear more.
1089
01:04:12.519 --> 01:04:17.079
But there's one time, whole group people, fifteen people came in.
1090
01:04:18.079 --> 01:04:20.920
They seemed nice, they seemed real nice. Apparently it was
1091
01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:25.760
a graduation and one of the boys just graduated and
1092
01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:29.039
the rest of the guys are very happy, and they
1093
01:04:29.039 --> 01:04:31.320
decided that was ever going to order the all you
1094
01:04:31.320 --> 01:04:36.440
can eat pancakes, just one of them. And I've explained
1095
01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:40.440
to fifteen seventeen year olds. But you can't buy just
1096
01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:43.920
one all you can Eat pancakes. You gotta buy fifteen all.
1097
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.440
You can Eat pancakes.
1098
01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:47.599
Let's just say they beat my ass and I had
1099
01:04:47.599 --> 01:04:49.440
to give them
all you can eat pancakes.
1100
01:04:49.960 --> 01:04:53.000
I don't even believe that story. They beat your ass
1101
01:04:54.119 --> 01:04:55.800
at a Denny's. But first of all, that might be
1102
01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:57.559
true to nobody even noticed, but Nina, he gave them
1103
01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.880
while you can eat pancakes. I don't even believe that.
1104
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:02.719
Thank you for the call. Do you believe that, Trevin?
1105
01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:06.880
I mean, shit happens to Denny's bro. They beat his
1106
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:09.519
ass and then he continued to work for the day,
1107
01:05:10.559 --> 01:05:14.480
tears in his eyes. I don't know. I appreciate the call, Jackson,
1108
01:05:14.519 --> 01:05:17.920
I just do not believe it. Is it wrong for
1109
01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:20.159
me to say that, Trevin? No, I mean it's a
1110
01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:23.119
fair assumption, okay, And I'm sorry you got hurt if
1111
01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:27.719
you did get hurt, but I don't think you did
1112
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:29.840
all right?
1113
01:05:32.320 --> 01:05:35.880
THEO my brother I used to be a bus boy
1114
01:05:36.199 --> 01:05:39.440
slash kind of bar back for this steakhouse in Nashville,
1115
01:05:40.239 --> 01:05:42.719
and I worked there for like, I don't know, a
1116
01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:45.559
year and a half, and basically I would just kind
1117
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:49.440
of pick up dishes from the tables sometimes and you know,
1118
01:05:49.599 --> 01:05:51.599
cut fruit for the bartender and stuff. But I would
1119
01:05:51.639 --> 01:05:53.320
you know, I would clock in at like three thirty
1120
01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:55.639
in the afternoon and I would leave at like ten
1121
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:56.320
thirty at night.
1122
01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:59.400
And I maybe worked. I mean I maybe did two
1123
01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:02.119
hours of work while I was there. And so after
1124
01:06:02.119 --> 01:06:04.119
about a year and a half working there, the manager
1125
01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:08.920
pulls me in an office one day and he goes, hey, man,
1126
01:06:10.559 --> 01:06:13.679
we're going to eliminate your position. We don't really think
1127
01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:18.639
that we need a bar back. And I said, you don't.
1128
01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:22.000
I wasn't even mad. I was like, yeah. I was like,
1129
01:06:22.039 --> 01:06:23.360
I've been working here for a year and a half
1130
01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:24.920
and I don't really know what I do, to be
1131
01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:27.880
totally honest with you, and and I've always imagined that
1132
01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:29.280
that's what it would be like to work for the
1133
01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:30.039
federal government.
1134
01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:35.079
So yeah, that was my experience. Amen. Man, that's from
1135
01:06:35.079 --> 01:06:38.639
a guy Ethan Anderson. Thank you, bro. Yeah, that's dude.
1136
01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:41.400
I agree. I mean, they just voted to let pet
1137
01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:44.960
like perverts keep spending money out of a slush fund
1138
01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:47.679
or whatever the government. Our government has sold us up
1139
01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:50.719
the river, brother, So I'm just glad that you had
1140
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:52.559
a job, even for a little bit. That'll be it.
1141
01:06:52.559 --> 01:06:54.000
One day we'll be in a museum, even if you
1142
01:06:54.000 --> 01:06:55.679
had a job just for a week or something, and
1143
01:06:55.800 --> 01:06:57.280
be like, oh, tell us about what it was like.
1144
01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:03.360
There'd be three people left. That's great, man, that's great stuff, bro,
1145
01:07:04.239 --> 01:07:09.239
I said, you you don't. All right, Let's see what
1146
01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:11.719
else we got here. There's a great one too that
1147
01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:13.119
I'm gonna I'm gonna play after this.
1148
01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:18.039
Uh. I've been a bus boy on and off for
1149
01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:19.639
a while, currently.
1150
01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:22.920
On type shit, big dog. Stay in the game, bro,
1151
01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:27.400
Stay in the freaking game. Dude. Just wear knee braces
1152
01:07:27.440 --> 01:07:30.400
or whatever. If things are getting bad, stay in the game.
1153
01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:33.719
But the wildest story I had was probably I was
1154
01:07:33.719 --> 01:07:37.679
working at PF Tangs and uh, I found someone's panties
1155
01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:41.599
under the table and I had to uh get into
1156
01:07:41.639 --> 01:07:42.440
the back of the kitchen.
1157
01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:46.599
But yep, thank you to give them to the back
1158
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:49.639
of the kitchen for what? Huh what do they want him?
1159
01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:53.679
Some some per back there huffing on them bitches. Way
1160
01:07:59.119 --> 01:08:03.760
been there, daddy, We've all been there. Huh to be
1161
01:08:03.920 --> 01:08:12.360
young hat Penny, have you dried the Greekish? All right,
1162
01:08:12.440 --> 01:08:15.239
let's get one more here. Yeah, dude, the things you
1163
01:08:15.400 --> 01:08:17.880
find under the table, bru, I find a molar under
1164
01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:22.279
one table. One time we had a due left his
1165
01:08:22.359 --> 01:08:25.079
ashes or buddy's ashes or whatever from a thing, a
1166
01:08:25.159 --> 01:08:35.640
funeral fire, death burning thing or whatever, funerals trying to think, yeah,
1167
01:08:35.760 --> 01:08:39.920
pennies or whatever. Bro, And if that's a PF change,
1168
01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:42.239
you was at that shits popping. The PF change was
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01:08:42.399 --> 01:08:46.279
nice though at a certain time, Bro, that shit was nice.
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01:08:48.479 --> 01:08:52.840
All right, let's get one more here. I love this one.
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I think we'll probably finish
on this one for now.
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We'll see. We might do some more next week, next
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01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:58.880
time we do a solo. I like this. I like
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01:08:58.960 --> 01:09:00.960
kind of seeing what kind of people were doing what
1175
01:09:01.319 --> 01:09:04.000
bus boys tell me about it. Bus girls who was
1176
01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:06.680
out there? Now, we didn't have a lot of bus girls, Bro.
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01:09:08.079 --> 01:09:10.560
The bus boys had to try to flirt with the hostesses,
1178
01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:13.000
but we were kind of too low class for them.
1179
01:09:13.039 --> 01:09:16.319
So really the waiters got the hostesses really to date them.
1180
01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:19.279
So bus boys was always out. That was the thing
1181
01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:21.279
about being bus boys. You were always on your own, Bro.
1182
01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:23.960
You always this outsider group. You weren't really the kitchen.
1183
01:09:24.600 --> 01:09:26.880
They didn't respect you to cook. They respected you to
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01:09:26.920 --> 01:09:29.680
carry the food from the cook to the table. That
1185
01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:32.279
was it. They respected you to have the food for
1186
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:35.840
about seven or eight seconds. That's as much respect as
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01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:38.880
they gave you when you was a bus boy. They
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01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:41.159
didn't respect you to cook it. They didn't respect none
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01:09:41.159 --> 01:09:44.279
of that shit. They didn't respect you. They said, for
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01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:46.920
seven seconds, you could carry this over there. That's how
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01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:50.159
am I gonna respect their hell for you onward. Here's
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01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:53.880
a call right here from Jason V I FO.
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01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:56.239
I used to be a bus boy at a couple
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01:09:56.239 --> 01:10:02.079
different restaurants. The first restaurant was the burger in Stockbridge, Michigan.
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It was owned by my uncle Danny, who was a
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01:10:05.479 --> 01:10:08.800
Vietnam War veteran. He loved Asian women and he used
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01:10:08.800 --> 01:10:10.560
to tell me growing up all the time, He's like,
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01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:14.680
get you an Oriental woman, Jason. They cook, they clean,
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01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:19.359
they don't top back. He owned the Burger Bar and
1200
01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:21.920
I worked with him, and the manager of the Burger
1201
01:10:21.960 --> 01:10:24.720
bar was my mom. So I worked with my mom.
1202
01:10:24.960 --> 01:10:28.680
Uncle Danny was the owner and my mom was the manager.
1203
01:10:29.399 --> 01:10:33.960
And my mom had a relationship with her first cousin, Steve,
1204
01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:36.640
that was the son of my uncle Danny, and Steve
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01:10:36.720 --> 01:10:38.880
was in the Outlaws motorcycle.
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01:10:38.279 --> 01:10:39.279
Club Corse Road.
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01:10:39.399 --> 01:10:43.640
Name was push Rod. And I eventually got out of
1208
01:10:43.640 --> 01:10:45.960
that environment and I grew up and I got my
1209
01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:49.560
own car, and I became a bus boy at the
1210
01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:51.399
ground in Jackson, Michigan.
1211
01:10:52.119 --> 01:10:52.960
I worked a few.
1212
01:10:52.840 --> 01:10:56.199
Days a week there, and I worked on Kids' Night,
1213
01:10:56.279 --> 01:10:58.720
which was Tuesday night, and they used to have this
1214
01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:02.760
clown come in and this clown was named Planko. Planko
1215
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:05.720
was in his fucking late forties or fifties or some shit,
1216
01:11:06.359 --> 01:11:10.279
and he was named after that Price Is Right game
1217
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:12.680
because he and his mom were like really close, and
1218
01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:15.199
she fucking died of cancer or some shit, and he
1219
01:11:15.319 --> 01:11:18.560
just called himself Plinko, the clown. Planko didn't have a
1220
01:11:18.640 --> 01:11:22.840
driver's license. I don't know if Plinko was ever legal
1221
01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:25.079
to drive in the state of Michigan. And I used
1222
01:11:25.079 --> 01:11:27.399
to have to pick him up for work. My boss
1223
01:11:27.840 --> 01:11:31.000
would give me like an extra twenty dollars if I
1224
01:11:31.039 --> 01:11:34.119
would pick up Planko, and I formed a relationship with him.
1225
01:11:34.319 --> 01:11:36.640
He would buy me booze all the fucking time. He
1226
01:11:36.680 --> 01:11:39.800
would let me smoke cigarettes and I would pick him
1227
01:11:39.840 --> 01:11:42.039
up and he put his clown makeup on as we
1228
01:11:42.039 --> 01:11:46.239
were driving to the ground Round and he would basically,
1229
01:11:46.279 --> 01:11:48.159
I don't think they'd I don't think the Ground Round
1230
01:11:48.239 --> 01:11:51.079
paid Planka. I think they paid him in fucking alcohol
1231
01:11:51.119 --> 01:11:54.199
because he would just get fucking hammered and he would
1232
01:11:54.239 --> 01:11:57.279
make these kids like these fucked up balloon animals, like
1233
01:11:57.560 --> 01:12:00.279
not even balloon animals, like balloon items like yeah, like
1234
01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:03.319
a fucking hatchet he would make, and like a balloon
1235
01:12:03.920 --> 01:12:06.399
machine gun And he would just be sitting in the
1236
01:12:06.439 --> 01:12:08.720
back as I was busting tables and he would be
1237
01:12:08.800 --> 01:12:12.760
drinking and he would be fucking hate kids. And I
1238
01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:16.880
gave Plinko a ride home. And after I quit the
1239
01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:20.359
Ground Round, Plinko actually hooked me up with this dude
1240
01:12:20.439 --> 01:12:22.800
that he was friends with and his name was Detroit Rick.
1241
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:27.079
And we used to sell cable the Scramblers out of
1242
01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:28.239
the back of Detroit
Rick.
1243
01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:30.880
Oh yeah, cable to Scramblers, dude. That shit was hype,
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01:12:31.279 --> 01:12:33.479
big industry homeward exit van.
1245
01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:35.479
It was like a cash only thing. I made a
1246
01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:40.039
lot of money that After that, I joined the Army
1247
01:12:40.359 --> 01:12:43.600
National Guard and I became a recruiter for the National Guard.
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01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:46.279
I hope this information helps Thank you for your service.
1249
01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:50.279
Thank you for your service, Jason V. That's dude. That
1250
01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:55.720
is thank you, bro. Thank you. I was losing hope
1251
01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:59.960
in humanity and in myself and you just restored it
1252
01:13:00.359 --> 01:13:04.600
with a good story. I appreciate that. Sometimes that's sometimes
1253
01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:08.239
that's all we need, you know. Yeah, thank you, bro.
1254
01:13:08.359 --> 01:13:12.560
That is thank you for your service, Jason V. And
1255
01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:17.079
for your service as an UH as an Army National Guardsman.
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01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:24.680
That's it. That's it for today. Happy Saint Patrick's Day.
1257
01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:28.239
You know, try the green chilies. Try them on Saint
1258
01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:30.239
Patty's They trying for Saint Patty's make put them in
1259
01:13:30.239 --> 01:13:36.000
your Saint Patty's food. That's a green additive. What else
1260
01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:40.760
that's about it? You know, hang in there. We'll keep
1261
01:13:40.800 --> 01:13:43.800
our heads up. We keep doing our best. We live
1262
01:13:43.880 --> 01:13:51.880
to fight another day. Busboys movie dot com. That's where
1263
01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:54.399
you can go get a ticket if you like busboysmovie
1264
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:59.359
dot com. Yeah. Anyway, God bless you guys. Uh, be
1265
01:13:59.399 --> 01:14:05.279
good to yourself, Elvese, because you deserve it, you know,
1266
01:14:05.439 --> 01:14:07.399
you do. We have to be good to ourselves. And
1267
01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:11.039
uh and one day at a time, you know, one
1268
01:14:11.079 --> 01:14:13.960
day at a time, whatever's going on. If something's tough
1269
01:14:13.960 --> 01:14:16.279
in your life. You don't have to. You don't don't
1270
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:18.039
think I have to deal with for this my whole life,
1271
01:14:18.119 --> 01:14:19.720
or I can't do this my whole life, or I
1272
01:14:19.720 --> 01:14:22.880
can't do this or this is just all you all
1273
01:14:22.960 --> 01:14:27.800
you just can I do this today? That's been helping
1274
01:14:27.840 --> 01:14:31.319
me recently. Uh? Can I do this today? Can I
1275
01:14:31.359 --> 01:14:37.600
get through this today? But yeah, thank you guys for
1276
01:14:37.680 --> 01:14:44.680
paying attention and I appreciate the support. And gang gang
1277
01:14:44.760 --> 01:14:48.640
have you tried the green cheer leasi money? Now?
1278
01:14:48.960 --> 01:14:52.199
I'm just pulling on the breeze and I feel I'm
1279
01:14:52.279 --> 01:15:00.319
falling like these leaves. I must be corner stone. But
1280
01:15:00.399 --> 01:15:03.520
when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of
1281
01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:08.079
mind my faut. I can feel it in my father's
1282
01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:10.760
so it's gonna change