Full Transcript for The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 072 - Joey Gaynor

Mexican or mom's 00:04:42.379 --> 00:04:45.639 white first. It's like she's born here. It's 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:49.660 like shut up. What are you doing? Gomez. How 00:04:49.660 --> 00:04:54.000 like how do these people literally they it's 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:57.079 not like they get on and they and they start 00:04:57.079 --> 00:04:59.699 they obviously start crying before they got on 00:04:59.699 --> 00:05:02.100 or fake crying, whatever they're doing. It's 00:05:02.100 --> 00:05:05.000 just it's so fucking ridiculous, man. It's like 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:09.129 you're either stupid because they're deporting 00:05:09.129 --> 00:05:12.389 actual illegal people or people that are committed 00:05:12.389 --> 00:05:13.910 crimes. That's the rule they're concentrating 00:05:13.910 --> 00:05:17.990 on right now. Right. Or you're just doing this 00:05:17.990 --> 00:05:20.589 for show and acting. Either way, it's bullshit. 00:05:20.670 --> 00:05:22.569 Right. Well, before you play about that, that's 00:05:22.569 --> 00:05:24.949 exactly what it is. Like you're coming across 00:05:24.949 --> 00:05:27.069 incoherent. Your words aren't you're not being 00:05:27.069 --> 00:05:29.069 eloquent. If you were serious about this, you 00:05:29.069 --> 00:05:31.800 would gather your emotions together. write down 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:34.680 something serious and then put it out eloquently 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:37.959 and actually state your case. This is a strict 00:05:37.959 --> 00:05:40.540 cry for attention. And look at me. Look at me. 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:44.000 Just look insane, too. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:47.879 so vigilant in being so upset over this deportation 00:05:47.879 --> 00:05:50.439 that get the fuck out of here. Good, Bobby, close 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:57.839 that and play it up. This moron, I feel more 00:05:57.839 --> 00:06:01.699 confident. This is me and I love it. I have lost 00:06:01.699 --> 00:06:04.480 41 pounds. Oh, of course you get some CNN. So 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:08.680 we got to lower that while it's playing through 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:13.579 and then. Yeah, baby, got to love ads, got to 00:06:13.579 --> 00:06:16.779 love ads. CNN, CNN, Acosta's out. He got fucking 00:06:16.779 --> 00:06:20.500 brutalized by who was the Birchett? I think his 00:06:20.500 --> 00:06:24.660 name was. Oh, I don't know. I think his name 00:06:24.660 --> 00:06:26.600 is Birchett, something Senator or Congressman 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.720 Birchett. He was. There we go. We'll talk about 00:06:28.720 --> 00:06:34.779 it. Only people are getting attacked, children. 00:06:38.579 --> 00:06:42.079 They don't understand. I think that this is an 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:45.120 issue for some people that is extreme. And you 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:49.540 never will understand, bitch. Bobby, do you have 00:06:49.540 --> 00:06:52.819 the one I sent, the black dude making fun of 00:06:52.819 --> 00:06:54.759 all these people, but saying all the positive 00:06:54.759 --> 00:06:56.819 shit he's doing? That one's fucking great. That's 00:06:56.819 --> 00:07:01.069 the best, man. Do you have it, Bobby? I think 00:07:01.069 --> 00:07:03.949 I sent it to you on Instagram. You got that by 00:07:03.949 --> 00:07:08.310 Bay. I turned them on for a second. No problem. 00:07:08.889 --> 00:07:10.730 Yeah, we got to play that one some point here. 00:07:10.750 --> 00:07:13.430 When you have it up, it's fucking great. So funny. 00:07:14.550 --> 00:07:18.189 Oh, I should play this for our audience while 00:07:18.189 --> 00:07:21.990 Bobby's looking for that something light hearted. 00:07:23.449 --> 00:07:31.209 Celebrity sports. Here we go. Triller TV presents 00:07:31.209 --> 00:07:34.509 Celebrity Sports Inc. 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And have you seen 00:09:48.509 --> 00:09:50.690 pictures of his former girlfriend who's on the 00:09:50.690 --> 00:09:54.649 streets now? No, she she was a hot model fitness 00:09:54.649 --> 00:09:57.289 model. She's and he got her in all kinds of drugs. 00:09:57.289 --> 00:09:59.889 She lives on the fucking streets in L .A. like 00:09:59.889 --> 00:10:04.590 in Skid Row. Oof, oof, oof, sad. Yeah, man. What 00:10:04.590 --> 00:10:07.929 do you know? Well, I mean, God, well, as I say, 00:10:07.929 --> 00:10:11.629 you got to kind of be in that light where you 00:10:11.629 --> 00:10:13.889 could have went that way and avoided it. Because 00:10:13.889 --> 00:10:15.809 I was gonna say it's easy. You could see how 00:10:15.809 --> 00:10:17.909 somebody could kind of gravitate towards that 00:10:17.909 --> 00:10:19.809 when you're out with models all the time, you're 00:10:19.809 --> 00:10:22.669 partying, drinking, you know, you got some celebrity 00:10:22.669 --> 00:10:26.889 drugs. I just was not into it. No, thanks. Yeah, 00:10:26.889 --> 00:10:30.750 thank God, too, because you never know. Here, 00:10:30.769 --> 00:10:34.210 I got a fuck Mary kill for you. And you're gay. 00:10:34.309 --> 00:10:36.769 You're gay. You're gay in this fuck Mary kill. 00:10:36.789 --> 00:10:42.830 Damn it. Fuck Mary kill. Ed Kowalczyk, Chad Taylor, 00:10:43.190 --> 00:10:47.450 Patrick Dahlheimer. Yeah. Wow. You got to fucking 00:10:47.450 --> 00:10:50.789 do that one. Yep. I'll give you mine afterwards 00:10:50.789 --> 00:10:54.970 and then I'll tell you why. Oh, I don't even 00:10:54.970 --> 00:10:59.330 want to answer that. I know that's been a litigation 00:10:59.330 --> 00:11:01.870 I got to worry about, so I'm not answering this. 00:11:02.210 --> 00:11:06.690 All right. Well, I'm going to. Ideally, I would 00:11:06.690 --> 00:11:08.970 marry Patrick because I just think he's like 00:11:08.970 --> 00:11:10.769 the cooler one out there would have been my thing 00:11:10.769 --> 00:11:13.850 for Mary. Yes. OK, but I'm going to marry Ed 00:11:13.850 --> 00:11:16.230 so I could divorce him and take all his money. 00:11:17.710 --> 00:11:22.909 I'm going to kill Chad Taylor. Just why not? 00:11:23.429 --> 00:11:29.950 And I'm going to fuck Patrick. That was too close 00:11:29.950 --> 00:11:32.750 to home. Yeah, I knew it was, but I had to had 00:11:32.750 --> 00:11:37.440 to put it out there, folks. What else? I got 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:42.700 a bunch of cool stuff for us. Oh, Bobby, do me 00:11:42.700 --> 00:11:45.240 a favor. There was some Blockbuster store that 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:47.440 was open, like, way past the other Blockbuster 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:48.960 stores I heard about. Yeah, it was in Oregon. 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.340 Like, for a while after, like, what the hell 00:11:52.340 --> 00:11:54.000 was going on there? Oh, for years, like decades 00:11:54.000 --> 00:11:56.240 after. I think it's finally closed, but yeah, 00:11:56.519 --> 00:11:58.799 I think it was in Bend, Oregon. That's freaking 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:02.350 funny, man. Last one. Last one standing. Oh, 00:12:02.450 --> 00:12:04.409 I got a funny story. Well, it's not really funny, 00:12:04.409 --> 00:12:05.690 dude. I was just thinking about it the other 00:12:05.690 --> 00:12:07.110 day and I'm like, I should talk about this on 00:12:07.110 --> 00:12:11.889 the podcast. When I was like 17, 18, I used to 00:12:11.889 --> 00:12:16.190 get pop from this lady in the town I lived in 00:12:16.190 --> 00:12:18.889 and she was like an older lady. She had kids. 00:12:18.950 --> 00:12:21.389 I feel like she was on like, you know, like government 00:12:21.389 --> 00:12:23.350 assistance and shit. Like the house was just 00:12:23.350 --> 00:12:26.519 kind of crazy. But she was this big old fat lady 00:12:26.519 --> 00:12:28.860 like I'm talking could have been on like my 600 00:12:28.860 --> 00:12:31.700 pound fucking life or whatever those shows are 00:12:31.700 --> 00:12:36.899 and You would go in to get the weed and like 00:12:36.899 --> 00:12:38.940 she would make you like smoke a bowl with her 00:12:38.940 --> 00:12:40.919 and stuff Hold on Bobby with that. I'm sharing 00:12:40.919 --> 00:12:45.600 a second And she had this dog and this dog was 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:48.019 cool with people coming in but the moment you 00:12:48.019 --> 00:12:52.029 went to leave This dog would fucking go nuts, 00:12:52.210 --> 00:12:54.590 like rabied, fucking foaming at the mouth, going 00:12:54.590 --> 00:12:57.250 to eat you every time you would go leave. You 00:12:57.250 --> 00:13:00.649 walk in there. No problem. The moment you went 00:13:00.649 --> 00:13:03.710 for that door, dude, it was the scariest fucking 00:13:03.710 --> 00:13:07.250 thing in the world. Joe on your ass, huh? Yes. 00:13:07.590 --> 00:13:11.110 I have no idea how I found this lady, like how 00:13:11.110 --> 00:13:13.049 I figured out she was a pot dealer and all that 00:13:13.049 --> 00:13:16.450 jazz. But I remember I used to shit my pants 00:13:16.450

--> 00:13:19.379 every time I had to go because I mean, there 00:13:19.379 --> 00:13:21.460 were times where like, you know, they would hold 00:13:21.460 --> 00:13:23.740 the dog and then at times it would break away. 00:13:23.860 --> 00:13:25.960 Somebody would have to jump on it. Like it was 00:13:25.960 --> 00:13:29.720 close call numerous times. So every time I'd 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:31.059 go, dude, I would shit my pants. I'm thinking 00:13:31.059 --> 00:13:33.320 about I'm like, you're a fucking idiot, bro. 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:36.080 Like now you would never catch me doing that. 00:13:36.100 --> 00:13:39.320 Like I could I would not smoke weed. Yeah. Yeah. 00:13:39.379 --> 00:13:41.580 Yeah. But back then I'm like, what the fuck? 00:13:41.899 --> 00:13:44.200 And To this day, I have no idea like what the 00:13:44.200 --> 00:13:46.519 dog's deal was. Like, why would it allow you 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:48.580 in the house? But then when you go to leave, 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:50.740 I was just going to say it's like reverse behavior 00:13:50.740 --> 00:13:52.159 that you think it would attack you when you came 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:56.080 in. Right. It was so creepy, dude. And she was 00:13:56.080 --> 00:13:59.200 strange, man. Like she's like a 40 year old lady. 00:13:59.700 --> 00:14:02.200 She's got like younger kids in the school district 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:04.600 and she's just selling weed to everybody in town. 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.299 It was fucking strange. Better. I think the better 00:14:07.299 --> 00:14:09.299 story is what you need to figure out is how the 00:14:09.299 --> 00:14:14.269 fuck you found her. Yeah. The first time you 00:14:14.269 --> 00:14:17.309 went to the house, what was that like? Well, 00:14:17.690 --> 00:14:21.029 that's from the moment the first time it happened. 00:14:21.090 --> 00:14:23.909 So it was like immediately scared from time one. 00:14:24.149 --> 00:14:26.970 I just remember how the I think I worked at a 00:14:26.970 --> 00:14:29.090 sub shop. Maybe she came in and blah, blah, blah, 00:14:29.090 --> 00:14:30.950 blah, blah. I mean, that would be the only thing 00:14:30.950 --> 00:14:34.190 I could think of as other than that, like I wasn't 00:14:34.190 --> 00:14:39.309 running in her circles. But crazy, dude, crazy, 00:14:39.309 --> 00:14:42.820 crazy wild. Wild. Like, what the fuck? Like, 00:14:42.899 --> 00:14:45.179 I can see if you if I was like a crackhead or 00:14:45.179 --> 00:14:47.259 needed to get heroin, like put myself in that 00:14:47.259 --> 00:14:49.480 predicament. But for weed, I'm thinking like, 00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:53.039 you're an idiot. All right, let's bring on our 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:59.000 next guest, Mr. Joey Gainer. Oh, after. Oh, yeah. 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:00.100 Yeah, Bobby. Sorry about that. We're going to 00:15:00.100 --> 00:15:02.360 play that afterwards. Bob, it's around time. 00:15:03.659 --> 00:15:08.559 Mr. Joey Gainer. Can you hear me? I can hear 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:13.320 her. Yeah, can you do me a favor go into the 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:17.419 settings and there should be an audio option 00:15:17.419 --> 00:15:28.460 and then click the There we go, I think we're 00:15:28.460 --> 00:15:40.179 good Yes I don't think I need them. I'm going 00:15:40.179 --> 00:15:44.620 to my sound settings now. OK. And it doesn't 00:15:44.620 --> 00:15:47.179 look like I'm going to need them. It's not the 00:15:47.179 --> 00:15:50.860 bleeding or anything. Sure. Whatever works. There 00:15:50.860 --> 00:15:53.220 you go. I'm going to take them off, you know. 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:57.059 Boom. And first of all, just you guys don't drop 00:15:57.059 --> 00:16:00.919 enough F -bombs. I'm pissed off. More fucking 00:16:00.919 --> 00:16:04.179 F -bombs on this show. Woo! That's what we brought 00:16:04.179 --> 00:16:06.610 you on for, Joe. No, what you sound it like, 00:16:06.789 --> 00:16:09.269 it sounded like I was at my cousin Mike's house, 00:16:09.909 --> 00:16:14.169 my uncle Emilio's house, you know, and on Christmas 00:16:14.169 --> 00:16:15.809 or New Year's or Easter, when they're playing 00:16:15.809 --> 00:16:18.450 cards and the grownups are in the kitchen, we're 00:16:18.450 --> 00:16:20.330 in the living room and all you can hear is, the 00:16:20.330 --> 00:16:23.889 fucking five, I'm gonna go to the school, you 00:16:23.889 --> 00:16:28.830 know, that's pretty at home here. By the way, 00:16:29.409 --> 00:16:32.590 I was listening to you guys talk about the deportation. 00:16:32.590 --> 00:16:36.049 I live in Tucson. And there's a detention center 00:16:36.049 --> 00:16:40.769 about five miles from me. Oh, wow. This this 00:16:40.769 --> 00:16:44.210 state is not crazy like other states. When they 00:16:44.210 --> 00:16:46.370 get people, they pretty much bring them back 00:16:46.370 --> 00:16:50.330 on a bus. And I don't know why they're flying 00:16:50.330 --> 00:16:52.190 them, because two sons would setting them back 00:16:52.190 --> 00:16:56.320 by bus. I mean, it's anyway. but it's really 00:16:56.320 --> 00:16:58.559 funny. Let's use regular airlines. A regular 00:16:58.559 --> 00:17:01.480 airline, if you do that, it's $8 ,000. A military 00:17:01.480 --> 00:17:05.200 plane's $800 ,000. Somebody sit down with a pen 00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:11.680 and pad, will you? Clinton did. Clinton sat down 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:13.319 and led him and asked him, how did you balance 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:15.079 the budget? He said, well, it took a pad and 00:17:15.079 --> 00:17:18.119 a pen. And I sat down and balanced the budget. 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:21.160 He figured out. So come on, man. You've already 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:23.599 blown a lot of money here. I don't care who won 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:26.869 the election. I do. But I don't. It's over. The 00:17:26.869 --> 00:17:29.869 point is, I'm glad there's no people going, I 00:17:29.869 --> 00:17:32.170 don't know who to vote

for. I can't find the 00:17:32.170 --> 00:17:35.029 information. I don't know who to vote for. Oh, 00:17:35.069 --> 00:17:37.170 you can't find the information on the candidates? 00:17:37.509 --> 00:17:40.710 No. Oh, how big was P. Diddy's dick size? Oh, 00:17:41.250 --> 00:17:43.150 nine inches, just one on the way, I walked it 00:17:43.150 --> 00:17:45.910 up. He had baby oil. Oh, but you can't find me. 00:17:46.430 --> 00:17:49.289 Anyway. Well, I'm afraid now I've only had seven 00:17:49.289 --> 00:17:52.279 coffees, you know. Let's go. They're moving the 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.220 house in next door to me or something. I don't 00:17:54.220 --> 00:17:58.559 know. I know. Seriously, I live in a mobile home, 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:01.519 one of those communities, and they're moving 00:18:01.519 --> 00:18:04.940 in a new house. Ah, so you have all that background. 00:18:05.420 --> 00:18:09.160 So I feel like we have Joey for president coming 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:12.099 up then, because yeah, I'm old enough to run. 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:15.099 I'm going to be 70 now in this country. You have 00:18:15.099 --> 00:18:19.259 to be like my age to run with your younger. Apparently. 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.460 And I want to pick a real young dumb comic to 00:18:22.460 --> 00:18:27.359 run with me. Hey, there you go. That's me. Well, 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:30.359 I guess. But you could seem you seem to talk 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:32.099 well and walk well. So I don't know if you're 00:18:32.099 --> 00:18:34.920 qualified to be present. All right. Yeah, I take 00:18:34.920 --> 00:18:38.160 my vitamins and what's that? Previgin bullshit. 00:18:38.259 --> 00:18:42.140 I don't take it. I got type two diabetes. I take 00:18:42.140 --> 00:18:44.000 whatever the doctor tells me to take it. I stop 00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.720 worrying about it. I don't have any worms in 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:51.140 my head. I've never eaten roadkill. And my father 00:18:51.140 --> 00:18:54.920 died in 1963, exactly two days before John Kennedy 00:18:54.920 --> 00:18:58.839 was shot. Conspiracy theories. I'm still wondering 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:03.450 what did he know? Are you saying that your dad 00:19:03.450 --> 00:19:06.450 maybe was part of those last words to me was 00:19:06.450 --> 00:19:10.769 I'll be back Saturday from Dallas. Wow. Wow. 00:19:11.289 --> 00:19:13.710 No, I believe you, Joey. What am I? Woody Harrelson. 00:19:13.869 --> 00:19:17.849 I believe this man. I just opened up a can of 00:19:17.849 --> 00:19:21.349 worms here. Conspiracy theory coming at you. 00:19:23.670 --> 00:19:27.029 Watch out. Good conspiracy theory. Open up a 00:19:27.029 --> 00:19:30.349 can of tomato sauce of homemade tomato sauce 00:19:30.349 --> 00:19:34.500 out of a jar. That's conspiracy. I'm half Italian, 00:19:34.839 --> 00:19:37.579 so, you know, the other half Irish. I also have 00:19:37.579 --> 00:19:39.960 Latino blood, but that's on the bumper of my 00:19:39.960 -->

00:19:44.569 car. Police matter. And we are. I don't want 00:19:44.569 --> 00:19:46.869 innocent people getting involved here on the 00:19:46.869 --> 00:19:49.329 chat or something. So, you know, Joey, I actually 00:19:49.329 --> 00:19:52.650 have Latinos in my family tree and they're still 00:19:52.650 --> 00:19:54.710 hang still hanging from it, dude. So I'm not 00:19:54.710 --> 00:19:56.970 really into your joke about the bumper in the 00:19:56.970 --> 00:19:59.329 blood. So the truth is that the God's honest 00:19:59.329 --> 00:20:02.769 truth is I have in our family. We have Irish, 00:20:03.009 --> 00:20:08.990 Italian, German, Polish, Scottish. We have Filipino, 00:20:08.990 --> 00:20:13.609 Spanish, Japanese. We have. Just about everything 00:20:13.609 --> 00:20:16.789 but black. And if Nicki Minaj would drop that 00:20:16.789 --> 00:20:20.049 fucking straining order, we'd have black in my 00:20:20.049 --> 00:20:24.490 family. There you go. But no, we have an array 00:20:24.490 --> 00:20:27.529 of people, and we're a melting pot in America. 00:20:27.829 --> 00:20:30.490 Just show up and just don't... Look, my grandfather 00:20:30.490 --> 00:20:36.150 got here in 1899. Geez. He didn't get his citizenship 00:20:36.150 --> 00:20:41.609 papers until 2019. and he worked every day. He 00:20:41.609 --> 00:20:44.609 was a porter in a fucking bowling alley because 00:20:44.609 --> 00:20:46.930 they wouldn't give Italians great jobs, you know. 00:20:46.970 --> 00:20:48.730 They wouldn't give the Irish great job. They 00:20:48.730 --> 00:20:51.130 gave a shit. They gave the Jews shitty jobs. 00:20:51.170 --> 00:20:53.890 That's why we, you know, so when black people 00:20:53.890 --> 00:20:56.069 get angry, I understand it, man. You know, you 00:20:56.069 --> 00:20:58.829 look back at how everybody got treated when they 00:20:58.829 --> 00:21:01.609 came here. They were brought here. They didn't 00:21:01.609 --> 00:21:06.009 just decide to get here, you know, but the only 00:21:06.009 --> 00:21:08.220 thing I've actually ever... agreed with Donald 00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:11.220 Trump about. And it's very funny is what he said. 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.299 People come here from their country because it's 00:21:14.299 --> 00:21:16.259 a shithole. And I said, well, that's not the 00:21:16.259 --> 00:21:19.759 way to say it. Yeah, you're right. Because nobody 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:22.319 comes here going, oh, I used to love when I was 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:24.759 a kid and we'd have immigrants move in and they'd 00:21:24.759 --> 00:21:26.940 say, oh, my country's better. Well, why are you 00:21:26.940 --> 00:21:30.019 here? Right. Right. You know. Oh, well, well, 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:32.470 you know. He is often not very eloquent, but 00:21:32.470 --> 00:21:34.950 he says it's not. But you know, we're just we're 00:21:34.950 --> 00:21:38.049 all just Americans trying to trying to find eggs. 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.930 I think we all agree that we like legal immigration. 00:21:41.250 --> 00:21:43.450 We are fine. Yeah, I don't have a problem with 00:21:43.450 --> 00:21:45.369 legal immigration. I mean, there's some of my 00:21:45.369 --> 00:21:47.289 friends. I've got to sneak them in and out because 00:21:47.289 --> 00:21:52.589 we got business. But we're all just squirrels 00:21:52.589 --> 00:21:54.769 trying to get a nut to move that. But you know 00:21:54.769 --> 00:21:57.289 that we're all just nuts trying to eat squirrels. 00:21:57.289 --> 00:22:02.410 We're not. That's true. You have to watch the 00:22:02.410 --> 00:22:05.170 alienation channel to get all the answers. So 00:22:05.170 --> 00:22:07.690 wait, Joe, you're in Tucson, Arizona now? Yes, 00:22:07.690 --> 00:22:11.490 I've been I came here. I'm writing my book and 00:22:11.490 --> 00:22:17.049 I wanted to. L .A. was really getting crazy. 00:22:17.670 --> 00:22:21.069 Rents were going so high that. Yeah, nuts. I 00:22:21.069 --> 00:22:27.890 mean, and again. A lot of that comes from. in 00:22:27.890 --> 00:22:32.230 the 90s, certain entities came to this country 00:22:32.230 --> 00:22:34.750 started buying up everything and buying up people's 00:22:34.750 --> 00:22:38.670 houses and just shot the rents up. And it just 00:22:38.670 --> 00:22:41.509 got worse and worse. Are those Jewish people? 00:22:41.730 --> 00:22:45.210 No, no, no, no, no. These were people from China 00:22:45.210 --> 00:22:50.720 or Iran or. I live in Irvine, so I don't know 00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:52.960 about Chinese. I lived in Whittier. I lived in 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:55.339 California 47 years. I lived in Whittier, then 00:22:55.339 --> 00:22:59.019 I lived in Sherman Oaks and then Van Nuys. And 00:22:59.019 --> 00:23:05.200 the homeless thing got, so, you know, look, you 00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:07.559 go back to look when it started. It started during 00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:09.720 the Reagan administration. He signed a bill to 00:23:09.720 --> 00:23:12.000 take all the funding away from them. Let's put 00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:15.299 it out there. The nuthouses, I'm sorry, but the 00:23:15.299 --> 00:23:18.579 asylums. and whatever, and these people got dumped 00:23:18.579 --> 00:23:20.660 on the street and they still have nowhere to 00:23:20.660 --> 00:23:23.940 go. And you can blame Reagan for writing and 00:23:23.940 --> 00:23:25.980 signing the bill, but you can also blame every 00:23:25.980 --> 00:23:28.859 fucking president since and every body of the 00:23:28.859 --> 00:23:30.880 Senate and the House who have not reversed it, 00:23:31.039 --> 00:23:33.480 changed it, done anything about it. They just 00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:36.279 keep going, oh, we got a homeless and it's terrible. 00:23:36.599 --> 00:23:40.619 Well, you know, and it's gotten crazy there. 00:23:43.109 --> 00:23:45.910 Anyway, I moved here, the most unambitious town 00:23:45.910 --> 00:23:50.369 in America and you saw. No, it's a great little 00:23:50.369 --> 00:23:52.150 town.

I'm having a good time here. I just got 00:23:52.150 --> 00:23:55.950 back from California. I did a weekend there and 00:23:55.950 --> 00:23:59.650 in Hemet. Hemet. Good old Hemet. All right. Reason 00:23:59.650 --> 00:24:04.410 why I brought it up, Joey, is June 1st. Celebrity 00:24:04.410 --> 00:24:07.109 Sports is hosting its first event in Tucson. 00:24:07.569 --> 00:24:09.839 Celebrity flag football. Maybe you want to go 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:11.279 check that out, see if you can get involved. 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:15.799 Triller TV presents it. Oh, cool. Pippi Longstocking 00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:17.819 is going to be there. Tammy Aaron, Jeremy Jackson 00:24:17.819 --> 00:24:20.160 from Baywatch, a bunch of cool people. I wonder 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:22.279 if they want Frankie to rap from First and Ten, 00:24:22.380 --> 00:24:24.740 the most hated character the show ever had. Four 00:24:24.740 --> 00:24:27.819 episodes of people wanted to murder me. That's 00:24:27.819 --> 00:24:30.000 what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm walking down the street 00:24:30.000 --> 00:24:32.240 in my First and Ten jacket after the show came 00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:36.440 out and guys would drive up. Slow down and start 00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:41.160 yelling. I saw what you did, you mother. I mean, 00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.940 it's a show. They're like wrestling fans, you 00:24:43.940 --> 00:24:48.440 know. Yeah. Speaking of, you mind if I show a 00:24:48.440 --> 00:24:52.480 picture of. Oh, go for it. All right. Cool. That's 00:24:52.480 --> 00:24:57.880 why I sent them. Oh, Adam. But where did it? 00:24:58.180 --> 00:25:05.099 OK. Dr. D. David Schultz. Well. That's great. 00:25:05.380 --> 00:25:09.579 Well, no. Yeah, go ahead. You're looking at is 00:25:09.579 --> 00:25:14.640 New Year's Eve, 1980 into 81. We'll start from 00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:17.779 the right here with this gentleman. That's very 00:25:17.779 --> 00:25:21.299 young Dice Clay. You know who he looks like, 00:25:21.400 --> 00:25:25.099 Joey, or who looks like him here? Who's that? 00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:28.059 Have you ever heard of Kill Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe? 00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:30.119 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird. 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:34.119 we just noticed that hang out but we've met right 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:39.519 um then that's andy letterer andrew j letterer 00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:42.720 actor comedian writer he's in new york now the 00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:45.339 fella with the mustache the big guy that's freddy 00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:47.940 asparagus you everybody remembers him as the 00:25:47.940 --> 00:25:52.579 bartender in three amigos oh wow yeah he's also 00:25:52.579 --> 00:25:58.430 uh baby hernandez in havana and uh The sidekick 00:25:58.430 --> 00:26:02.809 of Andy Garcia in 8 Million Ways to Die. We were 00:26:02.809 --> 00:26:05.910 a comedy team. We were stand -ups, but we also 00:26:05.910 --> 00:26:08.910 had a comedy thing we put together. And we would

00:26:08.910 --> 00:26:13.329 do this wrestling bit where I was the manager 00:26:13.329 --> 00:26:16.109 taking advantage of the wrestler that didn't 00:26:16.109 --> 00:26:19.049 speak English. And it was actually hysterical. 00:26:19.950 --> 00:26:22.210 Was this anything to do with that or no? No, 00:26:22.210 --> 00:26:26.730 this came later. It's so funny. 1984, I was at 00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:30.410 a wrestling show in Los Angeles at the Olympic 00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:33.230 auditorium. And Adrian Adonis came out and I 00:26:33.230 --> 00:26:35.930 started to chant, because he was stomping around 00:26:35.930 --> 00:26:38.349 in his black leather jacket and all that stuff. 00:26:38.809 --> 00:26:42.809 And being a wrestling fan at the time, knowing 00:26:42.809 --> 00:26:47.990 nothing about anything, I started to chant Adonis 00:26:47.990 --> 00:26:52.509 is a F -A -G. And the whole place, 10 ,000 people 00:26:52.509 --> 00:26:54.349 are chanting it. Now he's got his hands on his 00:26:54.349 --> 00:26:57.130 ears. This is 1984, ladies and gentlemen. So 00:26:57.130 --> 00:26:59.670 don't start crying. Yeah, right. Don't cancel 00:26:59.670 --> 00:27:03.930 Joey over it, please. You know, this is way back 00:27:03.930 --> 00:27:06.849 when I've got gay cousins and, and they're not 00:27:06.849 --> 00:27:08.509 in show business. They can't help me. So fuck 00:27:08.509 --> 00:27:12.769 them. No, no. I have gay, we look, you know, 00:27:12.809 --> 00:27:16.950 we, they know I'm not. I don't care what anybody 00:27:16.950 --> 00:27:21.470 does, seriously. So anyway, anyway, anyway, 10 00:27:21.470 --> 00:27:23.630 ,000 people are chanting and all the bad guys 00:27:23.630 --> 00:27:25.349 are running out of the dressing room. They got 00:27:25.349 --> 00:27:28.509 like the five guys, the hands over his ears and 00:27:28.509 --> 00:27:32.029 everything. So the show goes on and at the end 00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:34.569 of the night, we knew the guy that ran the Olympic 00:27:34.569 --> 00:27:37.470 auditorium basically less. So we were going over 00:27:37.470 --> 00:27:39.930 there to talk to him, say thanks for setting 00:27:39.930 --> 00:27:42.319 us up and blah, blah, blah. And I turn around 00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:44.619 and there's Adrian Adonis standing by the loading 00:27:44.619 --> 00:27:49.160 door with his bags, like a little kid lost in 00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:51.940 the mall. And now I got to go out that door and 00:27:51.940 --> 00:27:54.099 I'm like, oh, I got to walk by this guy. Jesus 00:27:54.099 --> 00:27:57.579 Christ. And I walk by and I said, well, you know 00:27:57.579 --> 00:27:59.240 what? If you're going to get punched out, you're 00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:01.039 going to get punched out. I walked up and I said, 00:28:01.180 --> 00:28:06.519 Mr. Adonis, great show tonight. Blah, blah, blah. 00:28:06.700 --> 00:28:09.319 Oh, thanks, man. Yeah, you know. And I said, 00:28:09.380 --> 00:28:13.319 I'm sorry, I'm the guy that started that fag 00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:20.500 chant. And and again, no offense to anybody out 00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:22.420 there. I really don't care. This is wrestling. 00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:25.380 Wrestling is wrestling before the Internet was 00:28:25.380 --> 00:28:32.420 the first virtual world. Yes, it was. So he he 00:28:32.420 --> 00:28:35.569 looks at me and he goes, you started that. And 00:28:35.569 --> 00:28:39.009 I'm like, yeah. And oh, man, that got me over 00:28:39.009 --> 00:28:41.710 so big. Did you see how crazy they went? You 00:28:41.710 --> 00:28:44.650 gave me an idea. And he didn't talk like Jesse 00:28:44.650 --> 00:28:49.130 Ventura, but he was excited, blah, blah, blah. 00:28:49.170 --> 00:28:51.490 So we start talking and talking. Wounds up. He 00:28:51.490 --> 00:28:54.829 missed his flight. He didn't get he missed going 00:28:54.829 --> 00:28:56.710 to the airport, whatever. So we went to my friend 00:28:56.710 --> 00:29:00.089 T .J. Schwartz's house. And T .J. was the editor 00:29:00.089 --> 00:29:04.650 of Tough Stuff magazine for the card collectors 00:29:04.650 --> 00:29:08.099 and everything. and we go to the house, we're 00:29:08.099 --> 00:29:12.480 there all night, and Keith gets a ride from TJ's 00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:14.619 friend who happened to be down from Bakersfield, 00:29:14.660 --> 00:29:17.299 and that's where Keith lived, his name was Keith 00:29:17.299 --> 00:29:20.119 Frank. Keith lived in Bakersfield, so they rode 00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.599 back up together, and we started to correspond, 00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:24.460 we'd talk on the phone a lot and everything, 00:29:25.099 --> 00:29:31.839 and about a year and a half later, he gets to 00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:34.420 LA and misses his flight to Bakersfield again. 00:29:34.700 --> 00:29:37.160 So I go pick them up at the airport, I grab them 00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:39.700 and I bring them back to my house in Whittier. 00:29:39.980 --> 00:29:42.500 And at the time I lived in Whittier and I would 00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:45.740 go on the road and I lived with my mom basically 00:29:45.740 --> 00:29:47.900 because it made no sense to have two apartments, 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:50.779 it would be stupid. And she didn't drive, et 00:29:50.779 --> 00:29:53.000 cetera. I'm Italian, we don't leave our mother 00:29:53.000 --> 00:29:58.579 when they're 70, we don't leave. So anyway. He 00:29:58.579 --> 00:30:01.259 comes over and my mother was a gigantic wrestling 00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:03.599 fan. On her deathbed, she was heckling Jerry 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:10.019 Lawler, okay? I swear to God. So he comes over 00:30:10.019 --> 00:30:11.680 and everything and I said, yeah, grab the couch 00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:13.319 here, you know, blah, blah, blah, make yourself 00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:15.759 at home. So I go and knock on the bedroom door 00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:17.839 and I came out, listen, we have a guest overnight. 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:22.539 Who?

I said, Keith. Who's Keith? Adrian Adonis. 00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:24.759 His real name is Keith, but Adrian Adonis. Adrian 00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:26.819 Adonis, what are you crazy? Are you serious? 00:30:27.690 --> 00:30:32.329 So the next morning I get up, it's about 730, 00:30:32.390 --> 00:30:35.809 eight o 'clock in the morning, I get up and I 00:30:35.809 --> 00:30:37.690 come out to the kitchen, I jump in the shower, 00:30:37.690 --> 00:30:39.849 I come out to the kitchen and there's Adrian, 00:30:40.109 --> 00:30:44.509 there's Keith sitting at the table having breakfast. 00:30:44.650 --> 00:30:46.750 My mother made breakfast for him, bacon and eggs, 00:30:46.890 --> 00:30:49.589 everything, you know, like good fellows, you 00:30:49.589 --> 00:30:53.069 know, come on in, I'll make you something. So 00:30:53.069 --> 00:31:00.119 all family photos are out on the table. And I 00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.319 go, what's going on? He looks at me and he says, 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:04.880 you know, we're cousins. I said, seriously? He 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:08.720 goes, yeah, your mother's grandmother's name 00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:12.759 is Caputo and I'm related to the computer. And 00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:14.819 he did look like a lot of people in my family 00:31:14.819 --> 00:31:19.720 at the same. And so we found out we were related. 00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:25.970 Wow. Yeah. Now fast forward to 1987. A wrestler 00:31:25.970 --> 00:31:29.009 named Pistol Pete used to live in the houses 00:31:29.009 --> 00:31:32.089 that were over by my uncle's office. And one 00:31:32.089 --> 00:31:34.210 day I walked to the liquor store, get a soda 00:31:34.210 --> 00:31:36.190 and walk him back. And here comes this wrestler 00:31:36.190 --> 00:31:39.670 guy I see on TV locally, Pistol Pete. And I go, 00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:42.130 hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. My name is 00:31:42.130 --> 00:31:44.809 Joey. We start talking. And I tell him I'm a 00:31:44.809 --> 00:31:46.750 comedian and an actor. And he goes, yeah, we're 00:31:46.750 --> 00:31:50.240 starting a new wrestling thing. It's called Muscle 00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:52.700 Rock. It's rock and roll and wrestling. And we're 00:31:52.700 --> 00:31:54.900 looking for another announcer. We have one guy, 00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:57.140 but we need somebody, you know, blah, blah, blah. 00:31:57.619 --> 00:31:59.259 So we get together. We have a little meeting. 00:31:59.259 --> 00:32:01.579 He takes me over to the promoter's house, the 00:32:01.579 --> 00:32:06.720 producer promoter, Eric Shaw and Eric show on 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:10.460 New York credit. Anyway, shout out. Anyway, we 00:32:10.460 --> 00:32:13.880 go over there. Shout out. Yeah. And we go and 00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:15.660 blah, blah, blah. And I'm going to do my first 00:32:15.660 --> 00:32:21.130 wrestling show in December of 1987. And I dressed 00:32:21.130 --> 00:32:25.250 up for it. I wish I still had that tuxedo jacket. 00:32:25.329 -->

00:32:28.250 It would be worth a fucking fortune. Anyway, 00:32:28.930 --> 00:32:32.289 they tell me that Dr. D. David Schultz is going 00:32:32.289 --> 00:32:33.869 to be on the show. I'm going to be interviewing 00:32:33.869 --> 00:32:37.289 him. This is right after John Stossel. Not too 00:32:37.289 --> 00:32:39.549 long after the Stossel incident where he smacked 00:32:39.549 --> 00:32:42.950 him around. Oh, wow. So I call Keith on the phone. 00:32:43.130 --> 00:32:45.230 I said, yeah, I'm doing the show. And he's given 00:32:45.230 --> 00:32:47.569 me pointers on how to conduct myself around the 00:32:47.569 --> 00:32:51.809 boys. you know, just how to, I've never done 00:32:51.809 --> 00:32:53.490 this, you know, although I've been a wrestling 00:32:53.490 --> 00:32:55.990 fan forever and I can pretend I've never done 00:32:55.990 --> 00:33:00.089 it for real. And I said, well, I got to interview, 00:33:00.089 --> 00:33:02.829 you know, David Schultz. I mean, I don't know. 00:33:02.910 --> 00:33:04.569 And he goes, oh, let me give him a call. I'll 00:33:04.569 --> 00:33:07.269 let him know who you are. And, you know, very 00:33:07.269 --> 00:33:09.789 natural, aren't we? So he calls me back. He goes, 00:33:09.930 --> 00:33:12.589 yeah, you're all set. Don't worry. He knows blah, 00:33:12.769 --> 00:33:15.730 blah, blah. Just go up, introduce yourself and 00:33:15.730 --> 00:33:18.569 you and him work out the interview. I'm like 00:33:18.569 --> 00:33:22.589 wow you know so I I go uh the day of the show 00:33:22.589 --> 00:33:26.769 and I walk up uh David Joey um you know fabulous 00:33:26.769 --> 00:33:29.930 rave for this I'm fabulous rave Fabiano but Joey's 00:33:29.930 --> 00:33:32.190 nice to be oh yeah man Keith's cousin yeah how 00:33:32.190 --> 00:33:34.990 you doing man yeah uh so hey you want to do this 00:33:34.990 --> 00:33:37.509 I said well you're the you're the the guy I said 00:33:37.509 --> 00:33:39.990 how do you want to do it I said I'll do it I'll 00:33:39.990 --> 00:33:42.190 do the cue from you because it's your character." 00:33:42.190 --> 00:33:43.789 He says, all right, well, ask me a couple of 00:33:43.789 --> 00:33:46.369 questions. I'll start out nice. Then I'll go 00:33:46.369 --> 00:33:48.470 crazy. I said, great, man, I'll get out of the 00:33:48.470 --> 00:33:50.490 ring. He goes, that'll work, that'll work. And 00:33:50.490 --> 00:33:52.869 it did. He starts out here, this photo, he's 00:33:52.869 --> 00:33:55.190 like, well, I'm glad to be here in California. 00:33:55.670 --> 00:33:57.829 When I get a hold of Harley Davidson, and he 00:33:57.829 --> 00:34:02.450 just goes nuts. And I slid right out of the ring. 00:34:03.750 --> 00:34:06.529 And that was really a lot of fun. It really was. 00:34:07.529 --> 00:34:11.809 And to get to work with him, young Eddie Guerrero, 00:34:12.590 --> 00:34:17.190 the Guerrero family, a great wrestling family, 00:34:17.989 --> 00:34:21.050 Chavo Mando, Hector, Eddie, the four brothers, 00:34:21.230 --> 00:34:24.030 the father, Gori Guerrero was a world renowned 00:34:24.030 --> 00:34:29.309 luchador. And I got to work with some great people 00:34:29.309 --> 00:34:33.590 on that show. That's awesome. What organization 00:34:33.590 --> 00:34:36.989 was that for? That was the IWF. They didn't have 00:34:36.989 --> 00:34:38.869 a name, and I came up with the International 00:34:38.869 --> 00:34:41.710 Wrestling Federation, otherwise known as Muscle 00:34:41.710 --> 00:34:45.909 Rock Madness, and we would have a band play in 00:34:45.909 --> 00:34:49.389 between the matches. The other show I did like 00:34:49.389 --> 00:34:54.869 that, because this show, Muscle Rock, was being 00:34:54.869 --> 00:34:57.710 written by Johnny Legend, the rockabilly bastard, 00:34:58.010 --> 00:35:01.719 great performer, and he and I got together. and 00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:03.760 we started to write the shows and then we were 00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:06.699 doing something he'd already been doing, incredibly 00:35:06.699 --> 00:35:10.079 strange rock and roll wrestling. And that's where 00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:13.300 you'd have like the opening match, then the Bomboros 00:35:13.300 --> 00:35:16.099 would play a set, and then another match, and 00:35:16.099 --> 00:35:18.460 then Big Sandy and the Flyboys would come out, 00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:21.059 and then another match, and then, you know, London 00:35:21.059 --> 00:35:23.219 after midnight would play. Big Sandy and the 00:35:23.219 --> 00:35:26.059 Flyboys, those were my jam. Yeah, yeah, I worked 00:35:26.059 --> 00:35:28.179 with Big Sandy a couple times, he's great. And 00:35:28.179 --> 00:35:31.079 so we were doing these shows in LA at a place 00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:34.659 called Moguls in the late 90s into the early 00:35:34.659 --> 00:35:39.219 2000s and celebrities were coming to the show 00:35:39.219 --> 00:35:43.699 and wrestlers were showing up, like Spicoli would 00:35:43.699 --> 00:35:49.699 show up and hang out. And what's his name? Lionheart, 00:35:49.780 --> 00:35:52.619 Chris Jericho would come and hang out. Just hang 00:35:52.619 --> 00:35:55.800 out in the dressing room. And my character for 00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:59.739 that show was L. Ron Farrakhan, who was buying 00:35:59.739 --> 00:36:02.579 up Hollywood Boulevard to make parking lots because 00:36:02.579 --> 00:36:05.940 LA needs parking lots. And I would hand out personality 00:36:05.940 --> 00:36:09.460 tests because it was kind of a take off on like 00:36:09.460 --> 00:36:13.840 Scientology and Buddhism, whatever the hell, 00:36:14.179 --> 00:36:17.880 I mixed it all up. I would hand out these personality 00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:21.300 tests. I would hand out 100, I'd get 98 back. 00:36:21.530 --> 00:36:23.949 people were so into it. And one night I was up 00:36:23.949 --> 00:36:26.469 there doing my whole preaching thing about unity 00:36:26.469 --> 00:36:28.829 through division. Yes, we all live in our own

00:36:28.829 --> 00:36:31.429 enclaves. Yes, we want to be with our own. And 00:36:31.429 --> 00:36:34.170 that is because we like being with our own. But 00:36:34.170 --> 00:36:37.130 when there's a problem, the Americans, we band 00:36:37.130 --> 00:36:39.969 together. This is called unity through division. 00:36:40.130 --> 00:36:42.110 I got the place chanting unity through division, 00:36:42.369 --> 00:36:44.489 the most ridiculous thing. And I feel the weight 00:36:44.489 --> 00:36:48.110 of a bear on me. And I turn and look and it's 00:36:48.110 --> 00:36:51.750 Chris Farley. Oh, shit, shit grabs the mic and 00:36:51.750 --> 00:36:55.090 this man's doing God's work. You must listen 00:36:55.090 --> 00:36:58.530 to this man. And for 10 minutes, he's up there 00:36:58.530 --> 00:37:02.369 with me. And the poor guy was just soaked. Even 00:37:02.369 --> 00:37:05.710 his sport coat was just sweated through. Wow. 00:37:05.949 --> 00:37:08.510 I'll just say this. Whoever was around him handling 00:37:08.510 --> 00:37:10.510 him supposed to be making sure he's all right. 00:37:10.650 --> 00:37:15.170 They didn't. Yeah. What is it said a talent? 00:37:15.530 --> 00:37:19.710 I mean, what a great talent that guy was. He 00:37:19.710 --> 00:37:24.210 made me laugh by turning his head, okay? I just 00:37:24.210 --> 00:37:27.690 thought he was a big kid that was so funny. But 00:37:27.690 --> 00:37:30.050 yeah, that was the other show that we were working 00:37:30.050 --> 00:37:35.889 with. We were drawing some big crowds with that. 00:37:37.289 --> 00:37:40.590 That's a cool ass experience, man. I know we 00:37:40.590 --> 00:37:41.869 hopped off this picture to go to the wrestling 00:37:41.869 --> 00:37:44.110 one because I thought... You were kind of relate 00:37:44.110 --> 00:37:46.909 into that picture, but let's. That's me in the 00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:51.010 middle. Look at you. You look like a a young 00:37:51.010 --> 00:37:55.570 Ashton Kutcher there, bro. Yeah, I used to get 00:37:55.570 --> 00:37:59.489 mistaken. I used to get mistaken for Harvey Keitel. 00:38:00.329 --> 00:38:07.130 Robert De Niro. And I did that. Robert De Niro. 00:38:08.190 --> 00:38:12.030 Oh, what was the British actor? Hello. Let's 00:38:12.030 --> 00:38:15.230 put another. There was a Brit, Albert Finney. 00:38:15.409 --> 00:38:17.170 People would come up to me at the airport. Are 00:38:17.170 --> 00:38:19.769 you Albert Finney? And I say, no, Joey Gaynor, 00:38:19.909 --> 00:38:23.110 but we the comedian. But we get, you know, mistaken 00:38:23.110 --> 00:38:26.389 for each other. And then they enter an autograph 00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:30.610 because they're embarrassed. And actually, a 00:38:30.610 --> 00:38:33.349 couple of years ago, I had a crew cut for something 00:38:33.349 --> 00:38:35.989 and which never happened. I'm never going to 00:38:35.989 --> 00:38:39.530 get a crew cut again. Fuck that. And see, this 00:38:39.530 --> 00:38:41.969 is my ponytail. It's not neck hair. It's a real 00:38:41.969 --> 00:38:46.369 ponytail with real hair. Because I don't use 00:38:46.369 --> 00:38:49.130 those guys with a bald head and a neck hair tied 00:38:49.130 --> 00:38:52.389 up. Fuck that. That's bullshit. I will not shave 00:38:52.389 --> 00:38:55.750 my head. Okay. Ball spot and all. I'm not shaving 00:38:55.750 --> 00:38:58.889 my head because these are the loyal ones. You 00:38:58.889 --> 00:39:02.010 do not kill the loyal ones. Just remember that. 00:39:02.710 --> 00:39:04.489 Now, anyway, now I lost my train of thought. 00:39:04.570 --> 00:39:11.019 I got to smoke more pot. Do it up. Yeah, I would 00:39:11.019 --> 00:39:13.780 get mistaken for me, but I was in a, I was in 00:39:13.780 --> 00:39:16.780 a Filipino fast food place. I can't think of 00:39:16.780 --> 00:39:19.239 the name of it. It's in LA. It's great stuff. 00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.800 And I'm in there and a lady comes up to me and 00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:24.440 says, Oh, excuse me. But I just have, I had my 00:39:24.440 --> 00:39:27.139 glasses on and she says, I just have to tell 00:39:27.139 --> 00:39:30.500 you these here. I had these on. Okay. And I'm 00:39:30.500 --> 00:39:32.579 like this, I'm talking to my friend and I'm, 00:39:32.579 --> 00:39:35.349 I'm laughing and I, Okay. And she comes up to 00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:37.190 me and she goes, Oh, I love that show you're 00:39:37.190 --> 00:39:39.889 on with the kids and the two gay, the two gay 00:39:39.889 --> 00:39:42.230 guys that are married and your beautiful wife. 00:39:42.269 --> 00:39:45.050 And then the other kids, the two daughters and 00:39:45.050 --> 00:39:48.809 the son who's goofy and looking at her. Oh, ma 00:39:48.809 --> 00:39:54.190 'am, ma 'am. I'm not Ed O 'Neill. Oh, I thought 00:39:54.190 --> 00:39:56.590 you, I said, no, I'm Joey Gaynor. Ed and I get, 00:39:56.829 --> 00:39:59.679 get confused for each other. all the time. And 00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:01.719 she goes, Oh, oh, I'm the comedian. I said, I'm 00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:04.119 the comedian actor. He's that's no deal. And 00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:07.360 she goes, Oh, oh, oh, what can I have your own? 00:40:09.539 --> 00:40:13.079 I don't want to say to them. No, I'm not. I don't. 00:40:13.139 --> 00:40:16.000 I try to be. But it's very funny. You know, as 00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.840 long as I'm not mistaken for some, some, some 00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:20.719 kid going, that's him daddy. That's the man. 00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:23.500 You know, I don't give a shit. Yeah, right, right. 00:40:23.619 --> 00:40:26.639 You don't need that. Yeah, and then who's the 00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:28.760 last two here? Who's the the blonde and then 00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:31.699 the black dude? That's Argus Hamilton and Argus 00:40:31.699 --> 00:40:34.699 is very very funny he and I started out at the 00:40:34.699 --> 00:40:39.019 Comedy Store the same week in 1976 in March and 00:40:39.019 --> 00:40:42.940 I wrote for we've

been friends for since then 00:40:42.940 --> 00:40:46.719 He had a show but you could still get the reruns 00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:53.110 on the internet website. It's called, or even 00:40:53.110 --> 00:40:55.469 YouTube, I think it's called Comedy Store Tonight 00:40:55.469 --> 00:40:58.289 with Argus Hamilton. And until the pandemic, 00:40:58.829 --> 00:41:01.289 that was being produced in the basement of Comedy 00:41:01.289 --> 00:41:03.349 Store. They have a little studio and it was a 00:41:03.349 --> 00:41:05.650 talk show. We had a nice little audience and 00:41:05.650 --> 00:41:09.329 I was writing with them and I was writing for 00:41:09.329 --> 00:41:10.869 them and everything and I did the show a couple 00:41:10.869 --> 00:41:15.530 of times. It was really good. We had a lot of 00:41:15.530 --> 00:41:19.789 great guests on the show. It's really funny because 00:41:19.789 --> 00:41:22.969 I'm a conservative hippie. When people ask me, 00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:25.090 what is your idea? I'm a conservative hippie. 00:41:25.190 --> 00:41:28.630 What does that mean? Go figure it out. You can't 00:41:28.630 --> 00:41:31.510 figure that the fuck out. It means, yeah, I believe 00:41:31.510 --> 00:41:33.789 in civil rights. I don't believe in insanity. 00:41:36.329 --> 00:41:39.909 So he and I would write with him. And one of 00:41:39.909 --> 00:41:42.469 the jokes I wrote for him, and at first he was 00:41:42.469 --> 00:41:44.250 leery to do it, then he went, no, no, I gotta 00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:48.289 do it, was I said, well, you could say, oh, by 00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:50.530 the way, last night, Melania was on Hannity, 00:41:50.929 --> 00:41:53.489 and she said the first time she saw Donald, she 00:41:53.489 --> 00:41:56.630 was breathless. I said, yeah, because it was 00:41:56.630 --> 00:42:03.449 only one air hole in the crate. And he went, 00:42:03.750 --> 00:42:09.699 oh, I'll do it. It's a good joke. Listen. I was 00:42:09.699 --> 00:42:12.079 a big fan of Joe Biden. Now he's got a lot. He 00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:14.699 was on the other night on an interview. They 00:42:14.699 --> 00:42:16.619 asked him, what are you doing now? He says, well, 00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:26.039 now I'm spending my time golfing. Swimming. It 00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:29.039 sounds about right. Yeah, no, you know, look, 00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:33.139 he got fucked. He got fucked. Really. I mean, 00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:36.199 you come in and all of a sudden, you know, look, 00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.840 I don't want to get nuts with it. We all know 00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:45.500 the whole thing was nuts. And it's not a fixed 00:42:45.500 --> 00:42:47.960 election. People voted for what they wanted. 00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:50.059 You know, look, I didn't vote for Trump, but 00:42:50.059 --> 00:42:53.119 hey, he won. So that's the president right now. 00:42:53.239 --> 00:42:56.980 So I even though I'm not a fan of his, I don't 00:42:56.980 --> 00:42:59.679 want him to fail. I don't want. the country to 00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:02.880 fucking fail. Of course. That's why, you know, 00:43:03.019 --> 00:43:06.320 everybody's just, you know, hoping. Let's see 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:08.420 what happens. So well, isn't that the weirdest 00:43:08.420 --> 00:43:10.719 thing, Joey? It's like, even if you hate, you 00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:12.760 know, President Trump and you don't, you hate 00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.219 Republicans, you should still root for the guy. 00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:21.150 He's. Yeah, I don't hate Republicans. I. I don't 00:43:21.150 --> 00:43:23.809 hate Americans. No, I didn't mean you personally. 00:43:24.849 --> 00:43:27.869 Everybody that's woke is an idiot and everybody 00:43:27.869 --> 00:43:30.449 that's Republicans and asshole is like, no, no, 00:43:30.469 --> 00:43:33.989 no, no. A lot of people that are woke are very 00:43:33.989 --> 00:43:38.170 young and don't get it. Yeah, they're impressionable. 00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:41.289 They're looking for a Vietnam to protest, right? 00:43:41.610 --> 00:43:45.429 They're looking for their Vietnam. They don't 00:43:45.429 --> 00:43:47.489 maybe they don't realize that but that's what 00:43:47.489 --> 00:43:52.639 they're doing. Right. And I, boy, and I remember 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:58.039 Vietnam. Man, I still have PTSDs. I didn't go. 00:43:58.619 --> 00:44:02.219 So I feel I missed out on drugs and pussy. But 00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:05.320 so I but I so I have nightmares. No, no, no. 00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:09.179 I as much as I protested the Vietnam War. OK. 00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:13.539 And all of that shit. Never once, never once 00:44:13.539 --> 00:44:17.570 have I told a soldier he was a murderer. uh made 00:44:17.570 --> 00:44:21.710 norm made remarks spit and assault none of that 00:44:21.710 --> 00:44:24.730 shit right go into the army or whatever for whatever 00:44:24.730 --> 00:44:28.030 reason education a job or they they volunteer 00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:31.170 we have a volunteer army now these people go 00:44:31.170 --> 00:44:34.349 into the military they do their job i don't get 00:44:34.349 --> 00:44:38.030 mad at them maybe i don't like why they're being 00:44:38.030 --> 00:44:41.829 used You know, and it's like I've told Vietnam 00:44:41.829 --> 00:44:44.590 vets that are friends of mine. I, Hey man, you 00:44:44.590 --> 00:44:46.210 were over there fighting. I was over here fighting, 00:44:46.329 --> 00:44:48.010 fighting for what? Get your ass out of there, 00:44:48.170 --> 00:44:50.809 man. And they'd laugh, you know, Oh, okay. You 00:44:50.809 --> 00:44:53.969 know, because that's, you know, but as much as 00:44:53.969 --> 00:45:02.309 I never, I can't see hating. Look, there's people 00:45:02.309 --> 00:45:05.170 in this country that are educated. They think 00:45:05.170 --> 00:45:07.110 they're educated and they're not. They're not 00:45:07.110 --> 00:45:09.130 that educated because they're getting all of 00:45:09.130 -->

00:45:12.090 their fucking news from TikTok and QAnon and 00:45:12.090 --> 00:45:14.469 all that. Just watch the fucking news on TV and 00:45:14.469 --> 00:45:16.869 then go check it out. Okay. Read the fucking 00:45:16.869 --> 00:45:20.510 newspaper. You remember those? In the back there 00:45:20.510 --> 00:45:24.150 were funnies and you know, and also the number, 00:45:24.750 --> 00:45:29.190 054, 052. You could play the numbers. That's 00:45:29.190 --> 00:45:31.969 what the newspaper was for kids. So you could 00:45:31.969 --> 00:45:35.460 play policy. Yes. But Joey, you got to, you got 00:45:35.460 --> 00:45:39.920 to, you got to think a little bit though. I mean, 00:45:40.219 --> 00:45:43.099 we were kind of duped by the mainstream media, 00:45:43.139 --> 00:45:46.860 whether print or, you know, TV versions of it 00:45:46.860 --> 00:45:49.420 during COVID and a lot of shit was exposed. So 00:45:49.420 --> 00:45:51.960 I think, I think that, look, I had relatives 00:45:51.960 --> 00:45:56.719 die from COVID. Yeah. It's, you know, look, it's 00:45:56.719 --> 00:45:59.179 not a flu. It attacks your organs. It's a whole 00:45:59.179 --> 00:46:03.699 different ball game. Uh, uh, the thing that was, 00:46:03.849 --> 00:46:08.369 weird to me was that everybody was, what is it, 00:46:08.369 --> 00:46:12.710 what is it, what is it? I mean, I'm still baffled 00:46:12.710 --> 00:46:14.989 by the whole fucking thing. I mean, you know, 00:46:14.989 --> 00:46:22.429 it was nice that we got money, but I've never 00:46:22.429 --> 00:46:25.329 been afraid of a vaccine. I've never been afraid 00:46:25.329 --> 00:46:26.989 of them. I mean, I've been getting them since 00:46:26.989 --> 00:46:30.730 I'm a little kid. Measles, chicken pox, polio, 00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:35.659 all of that shit. I mean, I go and get, I got 00:46:35.659 --> 00:46:39.619 the vaccine for the COVID. I also get, well, 00:46:39.619 --> 00:46:43.119 at my age, I get the one for the pneumonia and 00:46:43.119 --> 00:46:45.099 stuff like that, because you just want to, you 00:46:45.099 --> 00:46:47.500 know, I got the shingles vaccine. That knocked 00:46:47.500 --> 00:46:50.980 me on my ass, but I'm glad I got it because I 00:46:50.980 --> 00:46:52.960 don't want to develop shingles. I mean, you know, 00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:56.860 these are proven vaccines. The fast tracking 00:46:56.860 --> 00:46:59.960 of the vaccines to fight this was a very good 00:46:59.960 --> 00:47:02.829 move. That was President Trump did that. Even 00:47:02.829 --> 00:47:04.949 Gavin Newsom said, thank you for that. And I, 00:47:05.210 --> 00:47:07.329 when somebody does something good, you do a good 00:47:07.329 --> 00:47:10.010 thing. I mean, you know, you're scared to panic 00:47:10.010 --> 00:47:15.329 the public in the beginning. And that's, you 00:47:15.329 --> 00:47:17.670 can't be scared about panicking the public. You 00:47:17.670 --> 00:47:19.949 got to say, look, we may have a big problem here. 00:47:20.010 --> 00:47:23.010 Let's get ready. You know, we're working on this 00:47:23.010 --> 00:47:25.449 and working on that. That comes with experience 00:47:25.449 --> 00:47:28.630 and stuff, whatever you want to call it. But 00:47:28.630 --> 00:47:33.420 I think there was so much, Look, there's so much 00:47:33.420 --> 00:47:38.360 insane shit on both sides about all of this that 00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.760 I what I did I was very lucky when I have a bad 00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:46.199 post nasal drip overnight Okay. Now a lot of 00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:51.000 women want to be with me Joey Joey real quick 00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:53.460 before you continue on the thought though. So 00:47:53.460 --> 00:47:56.679 do you remember? When this first happened so 00:47:56.679 --> 00:47:59.630 President Trump was the first world leader to 00:47:59.630 --> 00:48:01.949 close down flights in and out of countries like 00:48:01.949 --> 00:48:04.690 he stopped flights coming from Wuhan, China. 00:48:04.730 --> 00:48:07.730 I have a problem with that. Right. But a lot 00:48:07.730 --> 00:48:11.670 of perceived notions were in America that he 00:48:11.670 --> 00:48:14.010 was racist for doing that. So at first they were 00:48:14.010 --> 00:48:17.409 like, how dare he close down flights from Obama 00:48:17.409 --> 00:48:20.929 racist deporting six million illegal aliens? 00:48:21.269 --> 00:48:24.349 No. All right. So what I was saying was I'm lucky 00:48:24.349 --> 00:48:27.050 I'm on a medicine called Singlar, which keeps 00:48:27.050 --> 00:48:30.179 your sinuses and breathing track open all night. 00:48:30.579 --> 00:48:34.619 And about in 2019, late 2019, I'm listening to 00:48:34.619 --> 00:48:40.199 the radio, radio kids used to be great. And I'm 00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:42.159 listening and a doctor came on and he said, well, 00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:44.699 this is a, it's not a flu. It's a thing where 00:48:44.699 --> 00:48:46.579 it closes your organs, it closes your breathing 00:48:46.579 --> 00:48:48.679 passages. He said, however, people who've been 00:48:48.679 --> 00:48:51.519 taking Singlar for a year or more seem to be 00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:55.099 able to get around this because it can't close 00:48:55.099 --> 00:48:57.260 their breathing passages. The medicine keeps 00:48:57.260 --> 00:49:03.230 it open. And so I had been on it for over a year. 00:49:03.269 --> 00:49:07.429 So I was very lucky. I contracted it in 22. I 00:49:07.429 --> 00:49:10.309 did all the stuff for 10 days. I took Zetra Myosin 00:49:10.309 --> 00:49:12.929 and these pills for the cough, which I never 00:49:12.929 --> 00:49:15.130 developed. And I really never had a fever or 00:49:15.130 --> 00:49:17.610 got sick. I had aching pain for a day or two. 00:49:18.610 --> 00:49:24.000 But a lot of people that are vulnerable. this 00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:26.880 thing really hurt them bad. I mean, it attacks 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:31.659 your organs. And I had no problem with them

closing 00:49:31.659 --> 00:49:34.719 down. I mean, this was a pandemic, man. You know, 00:49:34.820 --> 00:49:37.679 this is what it was. So there's a lot of things 00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:40.980 that I don't have a problem with. There's other 00:49:40.980 --> 00:49:45.219 social, I'm not a social justice warrior. Those 00:49:45.219 --> 00:49:47.440 people are full of shit. And not all of them. 00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:49.820 Some of them really mean it in their heart, but 00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:52.119 a lot of them are just there to be with their 00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:55.550 friends. And I know what that's like. You know, 00:49:55.630 --> 00:49:58.190 I was a teenager. I was in my 20s. I know what 00:49:58.190 --> 00:50:00.070 it's like to want to be like your friends. You 00:50:00.070 --> 00:50:01.510 want to say what they say. You want to do what 00:50:01.510 --> 00:50:04.849 they do. But, you know, you got it. I think when 00:50:04.849 --> 00:50:08.190 I was younger, we we actually had real information 00:50:08.190 --> 00:50:11.530 because we weren't bombarded with bullshit all 00:50:11.530 --> 00:50:14.989 to the left and right. Right my phone every two 00:50:14.989 --> 00:50:17.809 minutes, you know, and the left and the right 00:50:17.809 --> 00:50:20.989 weren't so far left and right They were a lot 00:50:20.989 --> 00:50:24.190 more center and yeah thoughts during the Nixon 00:50:24.190 --> 00:50:26.869 administration 72 I went underground with my 00:50:26.869 --> 00:50:29.630 friend and we pretended to be tars teenage Republicans 00:50:29.630 --> 00:50:37.769 to spy To spy on the Nixon campaign Tell McGovern 00:50:37.769 --> 00:50:40.050 campaign. Hey, they're gonna be campaigning Saturday, 00:50:40.110 --> 00:50:45.150 whatever And we had a great time doing that. 00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:47.889 But I met, see, this is when I really learned 00:50:47.889 --> 00:50:50.710 a lot. I met a fellow named Senator Matty Rinaldo, 00:50:51.309 --> 00:50:53.309 who was a state senator in New Jersey, a Republican. 00:50:53.510 --> 00:50:55.590 And then we were sitting at the bar of the place. 00:50:55.730 --> 00:50:57.550 I was at, he bought me a Coke Cola and he says, 00:50:57.690 --> 00:50:59.070 there's a young person. I want to know what you 00:50:59.070 --> 00:51:01.489 think about Vietnam, this and that. I said, wow, 00:51:01.650 --> 00:51:04.610 it's just senators, state senators asking me 00:51:04.610 --> 00:51:07.260 what I think. And we had this great conversation. 00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:10.480 And he agreed with me on a lot of points. And 00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:13.599 he said, it's a struggle because I try to, I'm 00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:15.159 trying to work with the other side. There's people 00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.340 on my side that don't want to, people on that 00:51:17.340 --> 00:51:19.260 side don't want to, we're trying to, and blah, 00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:22.420 blah. And we had this great conversation. And 00:51:22.420 --> 00:51:26.920 that changed my mind a lot about politics and 00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:30.480 the whole thing. See, liberal used to mean open 00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:32.789 -minded. Let me hear everything. I want to hear 00:51:32.789 --> 00:51:36.250 your idea, your idea. But Clinton was the greatest 00:51:36.250 --> 00:51:38.789 example of a true liberal. He took the ideas 00:51:38.789 --> 00:51:42.489 from the Republicans and the Democrats and found, 00:51:42.869 --> 00:51:45.469 OK, that idea is good, but this part works better 00:51:45.469 --> 00:51:47.449 with this part. So we're going to take these 00:51:47.449 --> 00:51:49.489 two ideas and take the best two parts and do 00:51:49.489 --> 00:51:55.289 and that that that's what he did. And I didn't 00:51:55.289 --> 00:51:58.610 think George I didn't hate George Bush or whatever. 00:51:58.929 --> 00:52:02.280 You know, I was senior or junior. Well, I like 00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:05.440 senior. Yeah, I liked him a lot. Junior, I thought 00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:09.980 was surrounded by some kind of crazy folks, but 00:52:09.980 --> 00:52:12.380 he wasn't a bad person. He was a good guy. I 00:52:12.380 --> 00:52:15.300 mean, in his heart, George Bush Jr. is a good 00:52:15.300 --> 00:52:19.239 guy. He's not a I don't think he's a he was certainly 00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.539 he was certainly like the voice of a leader that 00:52:22.539 --> 00:52:25.300 you wanted to hear at the time after 9 11. Oh, 00:52:25.340 --> 00:52:27.099 he did. Yeah, he stepped in there beautifully. 00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:31.619 Yeah. Yeah. He did a great job. I mean, you know, 00:52:31.619 --> 00:52:33.980 look, Iraq was a big mistake, in my opinion, 00:52:34.460 --> 00:52:38.219 because it destabilized everything. We should 00:52:38.219 --> 00:52:40.000 have just went through Afghanistan and bombed 00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:43.760 them into glass. No, no, no. I mean, well, basically, 00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:49.019 I'm kidding. We went into Iraq, we destabilized 00:52:49.019 --> 00:52:51.860 that region as far as like Saddam was a shitty 00:52:51.860 --> 00:52:54.360 leader, but at least he had that area in check. 00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:56.619 Yeah, it was secular. He didn't want nobody leading 00:52:56.619 --> 00:52:59.719 but him, you know, and and George Bush senior 00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:02.440 knew knew that. That's why we went in. He got 00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:06.639 him out of Kuwait and we got out. And but anyway, 00:53:06.739 --> 00:53:09.820 boy, this turned into a political discussion. 00:53:11.460 --> 00:53:13.440 Anyway, if you want to look at any other pictures, 00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:15.059 yeah, Joey, let's get back to that. Cause you've 00:53:15.059 --> 00:53:16.980 got some cool ones here, man. Let me, let me 00:53:16.980 --> 00:53:22.219 go back to sharing this scream. Here we go. This 00:53:22.219 --> 00:53:26.519 is my babysitter photo. And then who's the black 00:53:26.519 --> 00:53:30.639 gentleman. That's

Chris Jackson actor, actor 00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:33.139 and a writer. I think he passed away, but in 00:53:33.139 --> 00:53:36.800 the movie vacation, the original vacation, when 00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:39.489 they get lost in the ghetto, And Chevy Chase 00:53:39.489 --> 00:53:42.170 says, excuse me, I'm trying to. He's the pimp. 00:53:42.210 --> 00:53:49.329 Fuck your mama. Oh, wow. Wow. Now that that's 00:53:49.329 --> 00:53:53.530 the real Henry Hill. Get out of here. No, that's 00:53:53.530 --> 00:53:57.090 him. That's cool. He's just he's just hanging 00:53:57.090 --> 00:54:01.630 out in L .A. like with the mob. That's I met 00:54:01.630 --> 00:54:03.829 him at the Artie Lang show. I went with Blue 00:54:03.829 --> 00:54:06.460 Iris and my friend Steve Pearl. You knew Blue 00:54:06.460 --> 00:54:10.179 Iris, dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we all went 00:54:10.179 --> 00:54:13.179 to the... Hi. Where I have a photo with her. 00:54:13.699 --> 00:54:18.000 Hi, can I blow you? No, she wasn't like that 00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:20.059 in real life. That was all... But anyway, we 00:54:20.059 --> 00:54:22.519 went to see Artie Lang at the amphitheater. We're 00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:24.940 backstage and this guy comes staggering up the 00:54:24.940 --> 00:54:27.500 steps, drunk, falling down. And I look at Steve 00:54:27.500 --> 00:54:29.139 and I go, hey, look, that's Henry Hill. He goes, 00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:31.639 how do you know? I go, look at him. And so he 00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:33.719 comes over to Steve and he starts asking Steve 00:54:33.719 --> 00:54:35.969 for a cigarette. And Steve goes, hey, you know, 00:54:35.969 --> 00:54:40.389 I went to school with Marty Krugman's sons. And 00:54:40.389 --> 00:54:43.429 that was the guy, the wig guy that disappeared. 00:54:44.429 --> 00:54:46.550 Oh, yeah. And Henry just looks at him and goes, 00:54:46.650 --> 00:54:49.530 oh, and he goes running down the other end of 00:54:49.530 --> 00:54:51.869 the backstage. Then he comes back like 10 minutes 00:54:51.869 --> 00:54:54.650 later. He still wants a cigarette. Steve gives 00:54:54.650 --> 00:54:56.530 him a cigarette. We start talking. I'm Steve 00:54:56.530 --> 00:54:58.590 Pearl. I'm Joey Gaynor. Blah, blah, blah. OK, 00:54:58.650 --> 00:55:01.630 we go to show. And a year later, I go to this 00:55:01.630 --> 00:55:03.690 place called Chow Christine as we're doing a 00:55:03.690 --> 00:55:05.869 show there. called Meatballs of Comedy, and it 00:55:05.869 --> 00:55:10.409 was mostly Italian comedians, okay? And I walk 00:55:10.409 --> 00:55:16.570 in and all of a sudden, I look over and Henry 00:55:16.570 --> 00:55:20.269 Hill jumps up, literally jumps up from where 00:55:20.269 --> 00:55:23.239 he's sitting. runs up to me and goes, I know 00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:25.920 you, you're Joey Gaynor the comedian. I met you 00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:28.639 with Steve Perlin and Blue Iris was there and 00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:30.840 I already laying and it was in the amphitheater 00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:33.679 and he gives me the date. And then the cigarette 00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:35.019 and everything. And I just looked at him and 00:55:35.019 --> 00:55:37.480 I went, wow, Henry, no wonder you're a great 00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:43.840 witness. Oh, he fucking lost it. So we had two 00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:48.159 big Samoan guys sitting with him. And the Samoan 00:55:48.159 --> 00:55:50.019 guy leans over to me and goes, we're not here 00:55:50.019 --> 00:55:52.079 to keep you away from him. We're trying to keep 00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:55.500 him away from other people. It's all right. It's 00:55:55.500 --> 00:55:59.280 okay. I said, it's, it's all right. So we sit 00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:01.380 down and I tell them I'm friends with the guy, 00:56:01.500 --> 00:56:04.460 Johnny roast beef that in the movie as friends 00:56:04.460 --> 00:56:08.440 with him. Did you call him Johnny roast beef 00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:10.219 when you were friends with him? Yeah, we used 00:56:10.219 --> 00:56:12.380 to tease him all the time. And I swear to God, 00:56:12.380 --> 00:56:14.619 I can't think of his fucking name at the moment. 00:56:30.839 --> 00:56:49.400 and a But Joey, why did they stop giving a shit 00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:51.559 about this guy? Like he put some serious people 00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:53.119 away. Like it just seemed like he was living 00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:58.619 his life. I feel like I heard him back on the 00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:00.659 Stern show back in the day, and he was like arguing 00:57:00.659 --> 00:57:03.599 with mob guys that were still guys. Yeah, guys 00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:05.820 would call the Stern show you motherfucker when 00:57:05.820 --> 00:57:07.400 I see you and he'd be like, Yeah, all right, 00:57:07.500 --> 00:57:09.519 come and get me. I'll be downstairs after the 00:57:09.519 --> 00:57:11.500 show. You know, yeah, they're gonna do nothing. 00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:13.739 They're not gonna do shit. They're all They're 00:57:13.739 --> 00:57:17.159 all telephone tough guys that do that shit. You 00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:19.960 know, if you're going to get whacked, if Henry 00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:22.460 would have been whacked, that photo would have 00:57:22.460 --> 00:57:24.960 never happened. Right. And that phone call on 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:26.219 the Stern show probably wouldn't have happened. 00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:27.880 They would have just waited for him downstairs 00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:30.239 and it would have never. Right. Right. Yeah. 00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:33.139 I mean, I don't come from a family of mob guys 00:57:33.139 --> 00:57:35.199 or anything, but I mean, you're from New Jersey. 00:57:35.260 --> 00:57:39.300 Don't lie to us. But funny. Now, the funny correlation 00:57:39.300 --> 00:57:41.559 with Hill was when I was a kid growing up in 00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:45.590 Newark in the central ward. during the 60s. Okay, 00:57:45.769 --> 00:57:49.289 that's a

that's a prime time right there. Right 00:57:49.289 --> 00:57:51.909 before the riots, my mom worked in the luncheonette 00:57:51.909 --> 00:57:56.110 next to our house, called Joe Brandy's luncheonette 00:57:56.110 --> 00:57:59.969 or whatever ice cream pot. Well, I forget the 00:57:59.969 --> 00:58:05.730 name exactly. But she she every day I'd come 00:58:05.730 --> 00:58:08.969 home from school. After she started working there 00:58:08.969 --> 00:58:12.050 after a couple of months. And down the street 00:58:12.050 --> 00:58:15.690 from us on Hudson Street about a block down literally 00:58:15.690 --> 00:58:20.530 was the United cab stand. So that's the cab stand. 00:58:20.829 --> 00:58:23.070 So he would it was a big fat guy that worked 00:58:23.070 --> 00:58:24.670 in there. It's like three, four hundred pounds 00:58:24.670 --> 00:58:29.630 and Joe George. And every day or three or four 00:58:29.630 --> 00:58:32.789 times a week, Joe would give me a big white bag. 00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:35.699 And he'd say, take these meatball sandwiches 00:58:35.699 --> 00:58:38.139 down to the camp stand with Joe George. Now, 00:58:38.139 --> 00:58:41.420 don't open the bag. If you open that bag, he's 00:58:41.420 --> 00:58:43.679 going to throw the sandwiches at you and go crazy. 00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:46.099 He'll think you touched him. He's crazy like 00:58:46.099 --> 00:58:49.679 that. Wow. Okay. Now I'm nine years old. Go down, 00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:52.619 give him the bag and he'd hand me a dollar, $2 00:58:52.619 --> 00:58:56.219 tip and I go home. Oh, okay. And I go to find 00:58:56.219 --> 00:58:59.719 out years and years later, because eventually 00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:04.739 I knew that he was a bookmaker. Joe, but eventually 00:59:04.739 --> 00:59:09.059 I find out about seven or eight years ago, I 00:59:09.059 --> 00:59:11.340 finally located my cousin John down in Florida 00:59:11.340 --> 00:59:14.059 after like 50 something years. And we're on the 00:59:14.059 --> 00:59:15.800 phone talking. And I said, well, my mom, you 00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:17.539 know, she worked in Joe Grandy's place. He goes, 00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:20.739 Joe Grandy, he was the biggest bookie in Newark. 00:59:21.059 --> 00:59:23.019 I said, really? He goes, yeah, he was the number 00:59:23.019 --> 00:59:26.159 one guy from Provenzano. And I'm like, wait a 00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:29.199 minute, I was a bad boy from Tony Provenzano? 00:59:30.469 --> 00:59:35.670 Wow. I was like, wow, you know, Henry Hill is 00:59:35.670 --> 00:59:38.630 not the only kid that did that shit. There was 00:59:38.630 --> 00:59:40.909 tons of them. It's just he had a great story. 00:59:41.409 --> 00:59:44.210 Right. And I we moved after the after the riots, 00:59:44.250 --> 00:59:50.889 the the city bought our house in 1967 and 1968. 00:59:50.909 --> 00:59:54.650 We moved. I moved to Jersey City and I went to 00:59:54.650 --> 00:59:57.210 another Catholic school that was all diverse. 00:59:57.230 --> 01:00:02.469 I went to a I never knew what what I didn't know 01:00:02.469 --> 01:00:05.050 about. I didn't integration. I didn't understand 01:00:05.050 --> 01:00:07.250 any of that. I didn't understand segregation 01:00:07.250 --> 01:00:09.849 because I went to, in New York, you went to a 01:00:09.849 --> 01:00:11.789 Catholic school with black kids, white kids, 01:00:11.989 --> 01:00:15.469 Chinese kids, kids from Babylonia. I mean, never 01:00:15.469 --> 01:00:18.650 from everywhere. And then I went to an all black 01:00:18.650 --> 01:00:20.690 school when that one closed. I was the only white 01:00:20.690 --> 01:00:22.909 kid in the all black school, which I'm sure that 01:00:22.909 --> 01:00:25.329 didn't turn out okay. It turned out great. It 01:00:25.329 --> 01:00:28.130 turned out great. Yeah. I got called the N word. 01:00:28.409 --> 01:00:30.449 and a kid threw a coat over my head and said, 01:00:30.769 --> 01:00:32.829 welcome to Warren Street School. And then I had 01:00:32.829 --> 01:00:34.949 to go to principal's office the next day and 01:00:34.949 --> 01:00:37.289 they had the three kids in there and the principal, 01:00:37.789 --> 01:00:40.730 the vice principal says, these boys that threw 01:00:40.730 --> 01:00:42.969 the coat on you and a big black guy, Mr. Tully, 01:00:43.230 --> 01:00:46.969 like, what's his name? Idris Elba, like that 01:00:46.969 --> 01:00:48.550 kind of, that's who he looked like, that kind 01:00:48.550 --> 01:00:52.510 of guy. And very strict. And these boys that 01:00:52.510 --> 01:00:54.610 jumped you yesterday and I said, man, I said, 01:00:54.750 --> 01:00:58.349 look, I've only been here two weeks. Everybody 01:00:58.349 --> 01:01:02.309 looks alike. I don't know. Oh, OK. Well, you're 01:01:02.309 --> 01:01:04.150 on your own. And he throws me out of the office. 01:01:04.789 --> 01:01:06.670 They come out of the office. I'm walking down 01:01:06.670 --> 01:01:08.929 the hallway. They come out about five seconds 01:01:08.929 --> 01:01:11.429 later. And this one kid, McKinley, goes, hey, 01:01:11.550 --> 01:01:13.829 hey. And I turn around and I'm like, oh, no. 01:01:13.929 --> 01:01:16.130 And he goes, come here. He goes, man, you're 01:01:16.130 --> 01:01:18.610 a stand up dude, motherfucker. Anybody fucks 01:01:18.610 --> 01:01:21.030 with you. They got to go through us. So don't 01:01:21.030 --> 01:01:23.570 worry about shit in this school. Rock on. Have 01:01:23.570 --> 01:01:26.619 a good time. And I'm, oh, wow. So that's the, 01:01:26.619 --> 01:01:30.199 see, that's the thing. You don't, I didn't snitch 01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:33.840 and I always kept my mouth shut. Like a good 01:01:33.840 --> 01:01:36.519 boy. Like I broke my cherry. But Joey, think 01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:38.739 about it. If you, uh, if you didn't move, man, 01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:40.820 you might've been working for the mob and Ben 01:01:40.820 --> 01:01:45.500 Henry Hill. Uh, yeah. You know, again, my dad

01:01:45.500 --> 01:01:49.480 died in 63, uh, right before Kennedy. We owned 01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:52.199 the house. Thank God. And it was a really nice 01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:55.829 piece of property, but we got screwed when my 01:01:55.829 --> 01:01:59.130 mom sold it, you know, I was too young to be 01:01:59.130 --> 01:02:01.670 involved in any of that, to say something because 01:02:01.670 --> 01:02:05.349 my brother and, and that were, you know, my brother 01:02:05.349 --> 01:02:08.070 was 18 years older than me. I was born, I was 01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:12.949 something to do in February of 55. So, uh, yeah, 01:02:13.289 --> 01:02:16.090 I didn't have the, uh, any authority because 01:02:16.090 --> 01:02:19.110 we should have got about 15, $16 ,000 for the 01:02:19.110 --> 01:02:22.730 property. We only got nine, five, uh, you know, 01:02:22.730 --> 01:02:25.079 we could have, bought a fucking house had the 01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:29.079 money been right so uh but my mom did the best 01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:32.340 she could i know i'm not mad at her right but 01:02:32.340 --> 01:02:34.719 anyway no i have no i have nothing against my 01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:40.019 mother sure she was a great italian lady i had 01:02:40.019 --> 01:02:44.380 my mom and and her six sisters that's why i watched 01:02:44.380 --> 01:02:46.840 the view All right, I get a kick out of the view 01:02:46.840 --> 01:02:48.679 because I have it on in the background and it 01:02:48.679 --> 01:02:51.159 sounds like my ants. I just figured out what 01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:53.239 the problem is with you, Joey. You watch the 01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:55.460 view. All right. Now it's all coming together. 01:02:58.780 --> 01:03:01.280 Who's this handsome gentleman you're with here? 01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:04.659 That was when I got I started working with Richard 01:03:04.659 --> 01:03:34.599 Pryor and he mentored me and he he , She came 01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:37.000 in. She's been coming in my house for a long 01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:38.900 time. And then she came in to have her babies 01:03:38.900 --> 01:03:42.340 in my house. Oh, good ideas. So it's like a rescue 01:03:42.340 --> 01:03:45.039 stray cat. And then she had babies. Yes, she 01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:46.800 came in and had the babies. So she picked me 01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:51.179 to be her buddy. Right. You're my baby. Oh, yeah. 01:03:51.460 --> 01:03:54.280 Talk. All right. Just sit down. So anyway, anyway, 01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:57.750 that's Diane Cannon. Hottie bro is gorgeous. 01:03:57.929 --> 01:04:00.309 She was really hot She never admits to be in 01:04:00.309 --> 01:04:02.349 there and I was the court jester and they're 01:04:02.349 --> 01:04:05.349 all laughing because they said Richard make a 01:04:05.349 --> 01:04:08.130 speech make a speech and he's standing in front 01:04:08.130 --> 01:04:11.630 of the the microphone stunned, you know, and 01:04:11.630 --> 01:04:16.789 he's uh Well, um, I wanna I wanna and this went 01:04:16.789 --> 01:04:19.289 on for about 30 seconds. Hey, that's a pretty 01:04:19.289 --> 01:04:21.889 good prior, dude Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank 01:04:21.889 --> 01:04:24.610 you. And I in the court jester outfit, I stepped 01:04:24.610 --> 01:04:27.449 in and I went rich, rich. Look, would you fucking 01:04:27.449 --> 01:04:30.030 hurry up? Would you please? I got to get this 01:04:30.030 --> 01:04:32.409 fucking suit back by 12 or they're going to charge 01:04:32.409 --> 01:04:36.329 me for another day. Wow. Place fucking fell out 01:04:36.329 --> 01:04:40.730 and opening for him, working with him, sitting 01:04:40.730 --> 01:04:44.969 with him and talking to him about comedy, talking 01:04:44.969 --> 01:04:47.469 to him. I mean, this is a man who introduced 01:04:47.469 --> 01:04:51.000 me. to Huey Newton, and we sat down, and I'm 01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:54.300 sitting there with a historical guy. These people 01:04:54.300 --> 01:04:59.800 were all you. It was amazing. And like Charlton 01:04:59.800 --> 01:05:02.519 Heston, people think he was a racist. Not true. 01:05:03.079 --> 01:05:08.699 I was the... Missy asked me to run the door certain 01:05:08.699 --> 01:05:11.539 nights when Richard was there because she knew 01:05:11.539 --> 01:05:14.059 I would do a good job, especially handling celebrities, 01:05:14.719 --> 01:05:17.050 because I had no... I didn't have any problem 01:05:17.050 --> 01:05:19.389 with a celebrity if they came in. I wasn't indignant. 01:05:19.449 --> 01:05:21.469 Oh, yeah. He thinks he would. No, no. This guy 01:05:21.469 --> 01:05:23.750 earned his keep. And Charlton Heston came in 01:05:23.750 --> 01:05:26.869 one night. I'm looking down at down the stairs 01:05:26.869 --> 01:05:30.690 and there's Moses dressed in a cavalry. He had 01:05:30.690 --> 01:05:33.349 like on a cavalry shirt thing and the boots and 01:05:33.349 --> 01:05:36.750 the jeans. And he comes up and he goes, Hi, I'm 01:05:36.750 --> 01:05:40.150 here to see Richard Pryor. And I go, yes, Mr. 01:05:40.250 --> 01:05:42.889 Heston. He goes, no, Charlton. My friend called 01:05:42.889 --> 01:05:46.239 me Charlton. But you can. Well, my friends call 01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:51.380 me Charlie. You can call me Charlie. So I go 01:05:51.380 --> 01:05:52.820 over and I said, we're going to have your table 01:05:52.820 --> 01:05:54.960 ready in a minute. And he says, yes, I'm meeting 01:05:54.960 --> 01:05:57.619 some friends here. Is Reverend Jackson here yet? 01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:00.539 I said, no, he's not here yet. He goes, oh, OK. 01:06:01.480 --> 01:06:04.099 I am meeting him and Andre Crouch, the gospel 01:06:04.099 --> 01:06:06.500 singer. I said, no, no problem. We got you set 01:06:06.500 --> 01:06:08.880 up. We're just making sure everything is right. 01:06:08.960 --> 01:06:11.769 And then I looked at him. And I said, it just 01:06:11.769 --> 01:06:13.670 come out. I went, look, I know you did all these 01:06:13.670 -->

01:06:15.929 great movies, Ben Hur, all of that. My favorite 01:06:15.929 --> 01:06:18.289 movie you did. I got to tell you the truth. There's 01:06:18.289 --> 01:06:21.530 Major Dundee with Richard Harris. And he looks 01:06:21.530 --> 01:06:31.909 at me and he goes, Major Dundee. Now that, that, 01:06:31.909 --> 01:06:35.190 and he stops for a second and he looks off at 01:06:35.190 --> 01:06:37.269 the wall like there's a vista. You know, he's 01:06:37.269 --> 01:06:39.809 looking off into, and he comes back to me and 01:06:39.809 --> 01:06:44.530 goes, And that was a swashbuckler. And then he 01:06:44.530 --> 01:06:50.769 goes, Charlton. So two minutes, like 30 seconds 01:06:50.769 --> 01:06:54.110 later, here comes Reverend Jesse Jackson and 01:06:54.110 --> 01:06:57.389 Andre Crouch. Wow. And I'm seating Charlton Heston 01:06:57.389 --> 01:07:00.610 with Jesse Jackson, Andre Crouch. I forget who 01:07:00.610 --> 01:07:03.949 else sat with him, sat with them. But, you know, 01:07:04.010 --> 01:07:07.530 see, people have these perceptions and, you know, 01:07:07.530 --> 01:07:11.940 it's like Uh, I've had young comedians that are 01:07:11.940 --> 01:07:14.360 young people now and they go, Oh, Charlton Heston. 01:07:14.539 --> 01:07:16.440 Yeah. Well, he was a race. I go, no, no, you, 01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:18.539 you don't have any, I, he marched with Dr. Martin 01:07:18.539 --> 01:07:20.659 Luther King. You don't do that. If you were racist, 01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:23.699 right? Yeah. Okay. You do that. You do that. 01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:26.739 If you have a liberal mindset and liberal has 01:07:26.739 --> 01:07:30.119 been hijacked, uh, uh, conservative has been 01:07:30.119 --> 01:07:33.039 hijacked. Conservative means you're it got started 01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:35.260 because you want to save the water, and the air, 01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:39.380 and the trees, and your country. And liberal 01:07:39.380 --> 01:07:41.800 means we want to hear all the ideas. We embrace 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.960 everybody. Let's see what's out there. And it's 01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:47.960 been hijacked, and it's a shame. And that's me 01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:50.420 and Sam jamming in the main room at a comedy 01:07:50.420 --> 01:07:54.099 store. Now, let me ask you this, though. The 01:07:54.099 --> 01:07:56.360 outfit you have on looks like you pulled it out 01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:58.920 of Kinnison's wardrobe. Well, it's really funny. 01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:07.019 I had the beret and the coat. The coat I got 01:08:07.019 --> 01:08:12.079 right around the time everybody was wearing coats. 01:08:13.159 --> 01:08:16.880 Oh, that time. Yeah, right around. I bought the 01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:25.260 coat in like 84 and 85. And then I had a beret. 01:08:25.640 --> 01:08:30.840 And here's the funny story. The truth is I Was 01:08:30.840 --> 01:08:33.420 that the comedy store and a friend of mine said, 01:08:33.579 --> 01:08:35.140 you know, you're you're you're

wearing it Well, 01:08:35.300 --> 01:08:36.939 a lot of guys were wearing coats Eddie Brill 01:08:36.939 --> 01:08:39.579 had a coat this guy had a jacket this everybody 01:08:39.579 --> 01:08:43.340 was you know, it kind of the Duster coat kind 01:08:43.340 --> 01:08:46.180 of became a style at one point, right? And I 01:08:46.180 --> 01:08:48.760 had some beautiful fucking duster coats that 01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:50.739 were you know, and then I stopped wearing them 01:08:50.739 --> 01:08:54.020 on stage This was a night where I had already 01:08:54.020 --> 01:08:55.920 been on and now the band was out there and I 01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.180 had my coat on and I I should have took it off 01:08:58.180 --> 01:09:00.819 because I had my Jersey Devils shirt on underneath 01:09:00.819 --> 01:09:04.380 which is so much cooler to Jersey. Anyway, where 01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:06.500 is this place? Is that the comedy store main 01:09:06.500 --> 01:09:09.680 room? Yeah. Okay. And later that night I gave 01:09:09.680 --> 01:09:12.039 Sam the red hat. I said this is your thing. And 01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:19.020 then I had a Rastafarian knit cap. Yeah. And 01:09:19.020 --> 01:09:24.829 I was up at his house. And about a week later, 01:09:25.189 --> 01:09:28.449 and I took it off and I went, dude, you know 01:09:28.449 --> 01:09:32.069 what? I'm not wearing hats, man. I can't be wearing 01:09:32.069 --> 01:09:35.090 hats. This is your thing. And I put it on his 01:09:35.090 --> 01:09:39.789 head and he wore it till he died. Dude, I said 01:09:39.789 --> 01:09:41.689 to Malika, does he like that thing? She goes, 01:09:41.869 --> 01:09:46.930 he never takes it off. And I was like, no shit, 01:09:46.989 --> 01:09:48.829 she goes, takes a shower, puts it right back 01:09:48.829 --> 01:09:51.710 on. I went, holy shit. And I swear to God, like 01:09:51.710 --> 01:09:54.949 on the album with that Rasta party, yeah, no, 01:09:55.109 --> 01:09:58.430 I gave him that. And then we had a falling out, 01:09:58.729 --> 01:10:01.390 as he always did. He was mad because I told him 01:10:01.390 --> 01:10:03.829 when he was gonna go do the Itook movie, I asked 01:10:03.829 --> 01:10:06.029 him at the going away party, how's the script? 01:10:06.069 --> 01:10:07.710 He goes, oh, I'm gonna read it on the plane. 01:10:09.250 --> 01:10:12.689 I shook, I, what? I said, you haven't read the 01:10:12.689 --> 01:10:15.029 script? no no i'll read it on a plane and we'll 01:10:15.029 --> 01:10:16.710 make the changes when we get to new york i should 01:10:16.710 --> 01:10:18.630 know sam how long have you had the script you'll 01:10:18.630 --> 01:10:20.449 know about four months but fuck i'm gonna i went 01:10:20.449 --> 01:10:23.270 no no you had to make the changes four months 01:10:23.270 --> 01:10:25.689 ago you're gonna get to new york they're set 01:10:25.689 --> 01:10:28.390 to shoot it's gonna be all right here we go and 01:10:28.390 --> 01:10:31.409 action and they're gonna want you to do that 01:10:31.409 --> 01:10:33.789 no no i'm fucking what do you know about it and 01:10:33.789 --> 01:10:35.810 i just worked with robert townsend on a bunch 01:10:35.810 --> 01:10:39.409 of hbo stuff uh working with him and i would 01:10:39.930 --> 01:10:43.149 I'm a voracious learner. I'll be sitting there 01:10:43.149 --> 01:10:44.909 in the background when I'm not even involved, 01:10:45.069 --> 01:10:47.310 just watching everything, soaking it up, man, 01:10:47.649 --> 01:10:52.189 at that time. I really wanted to work and know 01:10:52.189 --> 01:10:54.630 what I was, I really wanted to not just work, 01:10:54.850 --> 01:10:56.890 but know what I was doing when I got there. So 01:10:56.890 --> 01:10:58.550 I tell them this, he gets to New York, they have 01:10:58.550 --> 01:11:01.029 the whole debacle about it. If you would see 01:11:01.029 --> 01:11:04.010 the movie, I Am Sam Kenison, they do it in cartoon 01:11:04.010 --> 01:11:06.609 form. Actually, they do me in cartoon form too. 01:11:06.710 --> 01:11:09.689 It's pretty cool. And there's a lot of good people 01:11:09.689 --> 01:11:12.430 in it. Jimmy Schubert, me, Dan Barton, Jay Leno, 01:11:13.109 --> 01:11:16.329 people who really knew him, Steve Epstein, people 01:11:16.329 --> 01:11:21.569 who really knew him, Ted Nugent. You know, we 01:11:21.569 --> 01:11:25.449 really knew the guy and it's a really, really, 01:11:25.489 --> 01:11:29.550 it's a great documentary on him. And so he comes 01:11:29.550 --> 01:11:35.039 back from there and... He's pissed at me. And 01:11:35.039 --> 01:11:37.100 then a month or two later, when he got back, 01:11:37.380 --> 01:11:39.779 and that was in January, February, he came back 01:11:39.779 --> 01:11:41.739 and a couple of months later, Kevin blew his 01:11:41.739 --> 01:11:44.640 brains out his brother. Oh, and Sam just turned 01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:47.000 into a different guy. And he didn't want to, 01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:49.539 he didn't bother with me for like three years 01:11:49.539 --> 01:11:54.279 from late 88 to that was almost four years. And 01:11:54.279 --> 01:11:59.060 then in 92, shortly before he passed, he came 01:11:59.060 --> 01:12:01.680 back to the comedy store. And he came up and 01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:03.739 he gave me a big hug and he said, hey, man, how 01:12:03.739 --> 01:12:06.420 you doing? I saw you on HBO and movies and all 01:12:06.420 --> 01:12:07.920 that, man. No, it's good, man. You're working, 01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:09.859 man. And I'm like, yeah, Sam, I mean, we all 01:12:09.859 --> 01:12:11.500 should be working. How are you? You know, what 01:12:11.500 --> 01:12:13.000 do you want to be friends again? He goes, oh, 01:12:13.140 --> 01:12:16.779 okay. So we hug. Now I knew the guy from the 01:12:16.779 --> 01:12:19.880 first day he came to L .A. He came with his family. 01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:22.380 They come. He came with a bunch of comics from 01:12:22.380 --> 01:12:26.000 Houston to do a pop

up for Mitchie and. They 01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:28.920 came on a Saturday night to see the Comedy Store 01:12:28.920 --> 01:12:32.840 show with his whole family. Sam wasn't a comedian 01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:36.640 in LA yet. And I said, come to the second show. 01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:38.819 I'll set you guys up. Steve Martin's gonna be 01:12:38.819 --> 01:12:42.600 on. So he came back with his wife and his brothers 01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:45.399 and they all came in and set him up with the. 01:12:45.420 --> 01:12:47.699 booth right up by the stage to see Steve Martin. 01:12:48.100 --> 01:12:49.779 So when the show was over, he came out to me 01:12:49.779 --> 01:12:51.439 and he goes, well, I made up my decision. I'm 01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:53.659 going to move here to L .A. Yep, this is where 01:12:53.659 --> 01:12:55.680 I got to be. And he did. And that's when he moved 01:12:55.680 --> 01:12:59.800 to L .A. And he was serious about that. And he 01:12:59.800 --> 01:13:01.739 came up to me to give me a big hug and everything. 01:13:01.739 --> 01:13:04.979 And we start talking and we were laughing and 01:13:04.979 --> 01:13:06.520 stuff. He goes, yeah, I got to go to Laughlin 01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:11.539 and da da da. And let's see, that was in February, 01:13:12.220 --> 01:13:14.500 March, April. Two months later, he was killed. 01:13:15.000 --> 01:13:17.979 and the night he was killed, I had to go on stage. 01:13:18.199 --> 01:13:21.979 Here I am calling people, crying, you know? And 01:13:21.979 --> 01:13:25.380 then I had to go on stage and my friend Harris 01:13:25.380 --> 01:13:28.640 Pete, who was a MC doorman there forever, and 01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:34.420 he's an actor, did a lot of voices like for Rin 01:13:34.420 --> 01:13:37.680 and Stimpy and stuff. He's been around and I 01:13:37.680 --> 01:13:41.300 came off stage and now I had tears in my eyes 01:13:41.300 --> 01:13:42.939 again. He goes, that's one of the best shows 01:13:42.939 --> 01:13:45.979 I've ever seen you do. Wow. I said, well, you 01:13:45.979 --> 01:13:49.819 know, I said, I'm sure he's watching. And I really, 01:13:50.779 --> 01:13:53.140 you know, Sam and I had ups and downs. Sam was 01:13:53.140 --> 01:13:56.420 crazy. If you see the movie, you'll see that, 01:13:56.420 --> 01:13:58.539 you know, he had a head injury when he was a 01:13:58.539 --> 01:14:02.960 kid and he was never the same. Yeah. He was a 01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:07.619 mess. Right. It was a hot mess. But, you know, 01:14:07.699 --> 01:14:11.920 underneath there was a lot of times it was somebody 01:14:11.920 --> 01:14:14.409 that cared. And a lot of times it was somebody 01:14:14.409 --> 01:14:18.369 who was just wacko, you know. Oh, yeah. But I 01:14:18.369 --> 01:14:20.210 enjoyed the time I spent with him. I'm glad I 01:14:20.210 --> 01:14:23.050 did. You know, I'm glad I got to spend that time. 01:14:23.949 --> 01:14:26.170 Comedy legend, man. He got a little sad at the 01:14:26.170 --> 01:14:28.590 end. But I mean, when he was on fire, I mean, 01:14:28.670 --> 01:14:31.170 there was nobody better than I was doing the 01:14:31.170 --> 01:14:33.550 comedy that hadn't been done before. He was cooking. 01:14:33.989 --> 01:14:37.630 He could cook. That's me when I'm I am 19 years 01:14:37.630 --> 01:14:40.199 old. All right, man. What are we doing here? 01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:44.500 I'm singing with my in the band Brushfire. Brushfire. 01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:47.600 L .A. City College in the Battle of the Bands. 01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:51.439 Rock on. And then this is this is really cool. 01:14:51.859 --> 01:14:55.079 First and 10. That's Don Gibb, Ogre, and that's 01:14:55.079 --> 01:14:57.020 me franking around telling him he's just been 01:14:57.020 --> 01:15:00.819 he just got benched. He just got benched. What 01:15:00.819 --> 01:15:04.659 does that mean if they're starting to putz? They're 01:15:04.659 --> 01:15:06.680 going to start putts. I go, yeah, they're starting 01:15:06.680 --> 01:15:09.000 putts. And he goes, what does that mean? I go, 01:15:09.180 --> 01:15:11.439 he goes, what does that make me? And I go, chop 01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:15.199 liver. That's pretty funny. Don was great to 01:15:15.199 --> 01:15:17.659 work with. He was really cool. Yeah, he's awesome, 01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:21.460 dude. In a bunch of great movies. Yeah, OJ was 01:15:21.460 --> 01:15:26.539 my golf, my my agent's golf buddy. And I actually 01:15:26.539 --> 01:15:28.500 got along very good when that's me and Chris 01:15:28.500 --> 01:15:32.970 Rock. The great. incredible Chris Rock. What 01:15:32.970 --> 01:15:35.189 did you think when Will Smith slapped him on 01:15:35.189 --> 01:15:43.529 stage? Well, Chris is not a big person, right? 01:15:43.630 --> 01:15:46.930 It made me lose respect for Will Smith, that 01:15:46.930 --> 01:15:50.529 he's an attention seeking fucking punk. Yep. 01:15:50.729 --> 01:15:54.590 That would have been me and he'd slap me. I would 01:15:54.590 --> 01:15:58.119 have laid down and I've been talking like this 01:15:58.119 --> 01:16:02.260 from now until the check. That's right. So this 01:16:02.260 --> 01:16:05.859 was very classy about it. I mean, you know, but 01:16:05.859 --> 01:16:08.819 I've lost all respect for I don't give a fuck. 01:16:08.939 --> 01:16:12.140 I mean, Will Smith, I mean, it just that's bullshit. 01:16:12.340 --> 01:16:17.039 100 percent. The guys, the guys six inches taller 01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:19.779 than I'm fucking 30 pounds, 50 pounds heavier 01:16:19.779 --> 01:16:22.810 than I'm. I said at the time, if it was Chris 01:16:22.810 --> 01:16:24.350 Rock doing it, he's going to go up and do that. 01:16:24.369 --> 01:16:26.430 If it was the rock who said it, he would have 01:16:26.430 --> 01:16:28.090 sat there like a little bitch and done. Yeah, 01:16:28.449 --> 01:16:31.989 exactly. Exactly. He would have been laughing 01:16:31.989 --> 01:16:34.550 and everything, looking at his wife,

making faces. 01:16:34.890 --> 01:16:38.770 Right. It was a joke, too. He said, oh, I'll 01:16:38.770 --> 01:16:41.829 see you in G .I. Jane, too. Like it was such 01:16:41.829 --> 01:16:47.010 a nothing like no harm on a Demi Moore and her 01:16:47.010 --> 01:16:49.590 at the same time. Yep. But it wasn't even it 01:16:49.590 --> 01:16:51.710 was like a hot joke. I mean, to me, more was 01:16:51.710 --> 01:16:54.050 hot and then she had a shaved head, you know. 01:16:54.409 --> 01:16:59.069 Oh, yeah, dude. Landman. And that other. Yeah. 01:16:59.149 --> 01:17:02.609 No, if you haven't seen Landman, it's worth getting 01:17:02.609 --> 01:17:06.649 Paramount. It's phenomenal. And you can see me 01:17:06.649 --> 01:17:09.449 in Paramount's blockbuster perennial Christmas 01:17:09.449 --> 01:17:13.250 film. All I Want for Christmas with Baby Thor 01:17:13.250 --> 01:17:18.420 of Urge. Yeah, baby, baby for bird pictures there 01:17:18.420 --> 01:17:21.079 Well Joey the way we do this is we always leave 01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:23.720 our audience wanting more from the guest and 01:17:23.720 --> 01:17:26.439 we have plenty more to talk to you about so Do 01:17:26.439 --> 01:17:28.359 you want to give the audience anywhere that they 01:17:28.359 --> 01:17:33.239 could find you? I got there's two different Facebook's 01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:35.619 there's Joey Gaynor and then there's mr. Integrity 01:17:35.619 --> 01:17:38.399 Joey Gaynor You'll know the Facebook that I'm 01:17:38.399 --> 01:17:40.939 on the most is the one with the crowning of Richard 01:17:40.939 --> 01:17:44.529 Pryor King of Comedy and all of that Get me there, 01:17:44.569 --> 01:17:48.109 get me on Instagram. I believe it's at Joey Gaynor 01:17:48.109 --> 01:17:51.510 55. But you'll find me on there. And I'm starting, 01:17:51.670 --> 01:17:55.770 I'm actually starting to put up stuff. I want 01:17:55.770 --> 01:17:58.210 to get on Don't Tell. I want, I'm serious. I 01:17:58.210 --> 01:18:00.090 want to, I'm starting to get back out there. 01:18:00.409 --> 01:18:02.310 There's the Don't Tell comedy thing is great. 01:18:02.649 --> 01:18:05.350 See Andy Huggins. See Andy Huggins is Don't Tell. 01:18:05.529 --> 01:18:08.329 He's my buddy and he's hysterical on there. He's 01:18:08.329 --> 01:18:14.569 also got a special on Tubi. Yeah, Andy 75 now, 01:18:14.949 --> 01:18:20.029 or 70. And he, I've known him over 40 years and 01:18:20.029 --> 01:18:22.170 he's blowing up. And I mean, and people say to 01:18:22.170 --> 01:18:24.670 me, don't you get tired of doing stand up? Never, 01:18:25.229 --> 01:18:27.229 never. When it was taken away from me, cause 01:18:27.229 --> 01:18:30.069 I got sick. That's when I realized how much I 01:18:30.069 --> 01:18:32.130 missed it. You don't miss anything till it's 01:18:32.130 --> 01:18:37.630 gone. And the fella in the middle, you keep interrupting. 01:18:40.590 --> 01:18:45.289 You know, I just want to say to everybody out 01:18:45.289 --> 01:18:47.949 there, whoever's, I know you've got a lot of 01:18:47.949 --> 01:18:51.449 listeners and everything and viewers, my take 01:18:51.449 --> 01:18:53.310 on all of this is I want everybody to have a 01:18:53.310 --> 01:18:56.630 great year, not just a great day, and stop fighting 01:18:56.630 --> 01:19:00.550 with each other, okay? Fuck this bullshit libertard 01:19:00.550 --> 01:19:04.930 and oh, you don't like that song, you're a racist. 01:19:05.149 --> 01:19:12.699 It's gotta stop, you know? Again, if a country 01:19:12.699 --> 01:19:16.880 votes in a terrorist organization to be their 01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:22.000 leader, they've been duped, okay? And when 28 01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:24.560 countries attack one country, that's not cool. 01:19:25.300 --> 01:19:29.260 So I mean, you know, what I'm saying is I don't, 01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:33.079 any type of terrorism or whatever, I don't support. 01:19:33.460 --> 01:19:35.720 And look, I support Israel, I got Jewish relatives. 01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:37.439 What am I gonna do? Go in there and go, hey, 01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:39.899 what do you guys do? No, it's just, and I don't 01:19:39.899 --> 01:19:42.119 hate the Palestinians or whatever. We just gotta 01:19:42.119 --> 01:19:45.989 get back to... recognizing we're all human. There's 01:19:45.989 --> 01:19:48.270 only one human race. We just happen to come in 01:19:48.270 --> 01:19:51.229 all kinds of flavors. I heard it was Joey Gaynor 01:19:51.229 --> 01:19:54.510 for Hamas that you were chanting. Oh, no, that 01:19:54.510 --> 01:19:59.590 was hummus. Oh, hummus. Hummus. That makes sense. 01:19:59.789 --> 01:20:01.550 Now we're getting it. We got a lot of people 01:20:01.550 --> 01:20:05.189 that are just misread, like I misled. And like 01:20:05.189 --> 01:20:10.939 I said, they and misread and and it's. They just 01:20:10.939 --> 01:20:12.880 want to be part of something but they're not 01:20:12.880 --> 01:20:15.819 delving deep enough Yeah, you know and when they 01:20:15.819 --> 01:20:21.140 do it's surface news, right? It's they so But 01:20:21.140 --> 01:20:22.979 anyway, you guys are great. I really enjoyed 01:20:22.979 --> 01:20:39.760 it Right now for some muscatel and pot Yeah. 01:20:40.039 --> 01:20:42.159 And to any Nick fans who don't think they're 01:20:42.159 --> 01:20:45.579 real. They just clobbered a great team last night. 01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.260 So if you don't if you don't think the Knicks 01:20:48.260 --> 01:20:50.479 are real and you're going to come on Facebook 01:20:50.479 --> 01:20:52.939 and you're going to start that troll shit about, 01:20:53.119 --> 01:20:56.000 yeah, they can't be bothered. Blow me. I don't 01:20:56.000 --> 01:20:59.680 want to do that. You know, but anyway, if you 01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:02.159 do blow them, we'll put it on pay -per -view. 01:21:02.520 --> 01:21:04.579 Joey, it has been our pleasure to have you on, 01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:07.760 dude. I have you on again. Yeah,

let's do it. 01:21:07.939 --> 01:21:10.020 You're fun, man. Enjoy the rest of your day. 01:21:10.479 --> 01:21:14.420 New York, right? Jersey. And then he's Callie. 01:21:14.619 --> 01:21:17.560 Oh, all right. All righty. Callie. OK, cool. 01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:20.800 Cool. And then and then he's got a nice studio 01:21:20.800 --> 01:21:23.340 in York, Pennsylvania. We go from every now and 01:21:23.340 --> 01:21:27.340 again. Cool. It's almost a little too too pimp 01:21:27.340 --> 01:21:29.859 for us. We're not as professional as the studio. 01:21:31.060 --> 01:21:33.699 Joey, again, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank 01:21:33.699 --> 01:21:38.649 you. God bless. God bless. Be good. The one and 01:21:38.649 --> 01:21:42.829 only Joey Gaynor. Yes. Yes. And yes. Oh, yeah. 01:21:43.090 --> 01:21:45.329 Amazing. Great stories. I mean, I was just letting 01:21:45.329 --> 01:21:49.010 him talk about his stories. Same. How much I 01:21:49.010 --> 01:21:51.489 could say. Right. Got to let him go. Let him 01:21:51.489 --> 01:21:54.369 go. Freaking awesome. Yeah, great. I mean, the 01:21:54.369 --> 01:21:56.210 history he has in show business is just amazing 01:21:56.210 --> 01:21:59.949 people. Crazy, dude. The Sam Kinison thing is 01:21:59.949 --> 01:22:03.149 nuts. That that fucking Rastafarian hat was his. 01:22:03.229 --> 01:22:06.510 Yeah, that famous cap is his fucking wild. That's 01:22:06.510 --> 01:22:08.729 Sam Worthy. And then the beret. Like I was making 01:22:08.729 --> 01:22:10.430 that comment like, oh, would you raid fucking 01:22:10.430 --> 01:22:12.750 Sam's comment? And it was the vice versa. Sam 01:22:12.750 --> 01:22:14.930 rated his comment because I remember the red 01:22:14.930 --> 01:22:16.810 beret. You remember Sam wearing the red beret 01:22:16.810 --> 01:22:20.069 and then fucking that thing. It's crazy. I wonder 01:22:20.069 --> 01:22:22.890 if that's a gracious to podcast exclusive. Like, 01:22:22.909 --> 01:22:25.770 I wonder if that information is out there before. 01:22:25.930 --> 01:22:29.989 Why not? Could be we'll have to claim it 100 01:22:29.989 --> 01:22:32.609 percent. We're claiming it 100 percent. What 01:22:32.609 --> 01:22:35.739 are you doing, Rob Bobby Yankee? Nothing. I was 01:22:35.739 --> 01:22:38.239 just enjoying that show. That was great. Look 01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:40.800 how high Bobby is, Chad. Look at those eyes. 01:22:41.140 --> 01:22:45.699 How are you? Yeah. Barely keep them open. He's 01:22:45.699 --> 01:22:50.539 like, yeah, man, that was great, dude. Anywho, 01:22:51.260 --> 01:22:53.279 what up, Bobby? You have anything for anything 01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:55.960 for Bobby's role? That video? Yes. Black tooth 01:22:55.960 --> 01:23:01.239 crying. Play that video. Makes me laugh every 01:23:01.239 --> 01:23:04.189 time I watch it. So good. Yeah, this is fine. 01:23:06.569 --> 01:23:08.010 Before you put that up there, Bobby, I'm just 01:23:08.010 --> 01:23:13.149 going to overlay this real

quick. Overlay the 01:23:13.149 --> 01:23:17.069 chat. Oh, it only goes down to the bottom there. 01:23:18.170 --> 01:23:21.390 Now he's muffled. I was just going to put up 01:23:21.390 --> 01:23:23.210 the chat and say hello to everybody. Hello, everybody. 01:23:23.250 --> 01:23:34.010 We see you talk to you later. Yeah, good. Invest 01:23:34.010 --> 01:23:42.069 600 billion into America. No, no. Countries used 01:23:42.069 --> 01:23:46.130 to always make us give them money. And now he's 01:23:46.130 --> 01:23:52.350 making countries invest in America. Our tax money 01:23:52.350 --> 01:23:57.350 always went to Ukraine, Africa, and other countries. 01:23:58.210 --> 01:24:02.369 And we used to get bad, but now he's making countries. 01:24:02.560 --> 01:24:08.680 give us money now they all want to invest in 01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:13.199 america he's trying to make america great again 01:24:13.199 --> 01:24:20.079 what are we gonna do america keeps getting better 01:24:20.079 --> 01:24:28.319 by the day why is trump doing this we gotta stop 01:24:28.319 --> 01:24:32.579 him so Yo, Chad, was that made before or after 01:24:32.579 --> 01:24:36.500 the Selena Gomez video? It was before. OK, I 01:24:36.500 --> 01:24:38.560 saw it a few days before the Selena Gomez video. 01:24:38.659 --> 01:24:43.439 Yeah. Oh, wow. I thought maybe he saw that. There's 01:24:43.439 --> 01:24:45.779 tons of there's tons of videos of, you know, 01:24:46.119 --> 01:24:49.819 of these liberals crying online about just whatever 01:24:49.819 --> 01:24:56.380 Trump's doing. We are right. It's like, OK, yeah, 01:24:56.659 --> 01:24:58.060 it's not taking away any of your rights. You're 01:24:58.060 --> 01:25:03.000 good. I wanted to try this on here. Wait a second. 01:25:03.340 --> 01:25:06.079 Is that did you hear that, Jeff? I did hear that. 01:25:06.859 --> 01:25:13.420 I want to try and share this and see if Siri 01:25:13.420 --> 01:25:16.619 works. All right. So like I wanted to see this 01:25:16.619 --> 01:25:21.399 right here. Magga. No. Right here. Trump Justice 01:25:21.399 --> 01:25:24.220 Department fires officials. So, yeah. So rather 01:25:24.220 --> 01:25:25.880 than like pulling this article up and reading 01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:27.779 the whole thing, I wanted to see if I could. 01:25:33.720 --> 01:25:46.539 Why is that? OK. Am I retarded? I don't know 01:25:46.539 --> 01:25:48.739 what you're trying to do. I'm trying to select. 01:25:48.880 --> 01:25:50.600 I guess I'll just do command A. I was trying 01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:52.579 to do select all, but for some reason it wasn't 01:25:52.579 --> 01:25:54.619 allowing me. Oh, yeah. And then can you see the 01:25:54.619 --> 01:25:57.560 screen here, Chad? Yeah. Okay. So now if I go 01:25:57.560 --> 01:26:00.859 to writing tools and hit summarize, can you see 01:26:00.859 --> 01:26:04.359 this screen? Yep. So we don't have to read a 01:26:04.359 --> 01:26:05.960 whole article. So the Trump Justice Department 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:08.479 has fired over a dozen officials involved in 01:26:08.479 --> 01:26:10.460 investigating Trump and launched a special project 01:26:10.460 --> 01:26:13.119 in the January six cases. The project led by 01:26:13.119 --> 01:26:15.720 interim US attorney Ed Martin investigates prosecutors 01:26:15.720 --> 01:26:18.060 who brought obstruction charges against January 01:26:18.060 --> 01:26:21.319 six rioters raising concerns about Trump's DOJ 01:26:21.319 --> 01:26:24.569 investigating the investigators. Martin, a hardline 01:26:24.569 --> 01:26:27.090 conservative, says, has praised Trump and successfully 01:26:27.090 --> 01:26:29.470 lobbied for the release of the January 6th defendants. 01:26:29.710 --> 01:26:33.210 OK, cool. So now we could pull up big ass articles 01:26:33.210 --> 01:26:36.609 and have a serious summarize for us. And yeah, 01:26:36.789 --> 01:26:39.270 man, that's great. Because, you know, sometimes 01:26:39.270 --> 01:26:41.050 you want to pull up an article, but you don't 01:26:41.050 --> 01:26:43.930 want to fucking read nine pages. Yeah. So that'll 01:26:43.930 --> 01:26:49.289 be good. Mm hmm. Anything else, boys? I think 01:26:49.289 --> 01:26:52.659 we're good. So here's, here's a picture of the 01:26:52.659 --> 01:26:56.939 last blockbuster. Oh yeah. Yeah. Was it in bend 01:26:56.939 --> 01:27:00.420 Oregon? Is that where it was? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 01:27:00.420 --> 01:27:07.180 That's it. Wow. Take me back, man. That was a, 01:27:07.180 --> 01:27:10.279 that was a fucking special time. Remember, you 01:27:10.279 --> 01:27:13.020 would rent the movie. It fucking suck after 20 01:27:13.020 --> 01:27:14.699 minutes, but you still watched it because it 01:27:14.699 --> 01:27:16.800 was like the movie you rented. You're like, fuck, 01:27:16.819 --> 01:27:19.520 I got to 2019. It was the last one in the world. 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:23.819 I think it closed during Covid, right? Wow. I 01:27:23.819 --> 01:27:26.899 think so. Yeah. Yeah. This fucking blockbuster 01:27:26.899 --> 01:27:29.340 held on through all the closing of blockbuster 01:27:29.340 --> 01:27:32.100 and Covid got rid of it. That's crazy, bro. Yeah, 01:27:32.220 --> 01:27:34.939 that's fucked up. Survived everything but COVID. 01:27:35.579 --> 01:27:37.500 Insane. That's what I was going to get into with 01:27:37.500 --> 01:27:41.500 that with Joey, you know, because he seems to 01:27:41.500 --> 01:27:44.199 be very left minded. I was going to ask, you 01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:48.239 know, say a lot of people. I mean, I give them 01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:51.800 centrist, you know, not a Trump ban. That's fine. 01:27:51.939 --> 01:27:54.800 Whatever. No, I don't think he's ultra left. 01:27:55.020 --> 01:27:56.960 Yeah. You know, but he described himself as a 01:27:56.960 --> 01:27:59.880 liberal hippie, conservative hippie, conservative 01:27:59.880 --> 01:28:02.020 hippie. That's what he said. Yeah. Oh, they said 01:28:02.020 -->

01:28:08.430 liberal hippie. Um, but any who he, um, I was 01:28:08.430 --> 01:28:10.649 cause he was saying, you know, like it was bad. 01:28:10.649 --> 01:28:12.670 People were dying. I was going to raise the thing. 01:28:12.670 --> 01:28:14.630 Like a lot of people said that closing down for 01:28:14.630 --> 01:28:18.949 so long was worse than, you know, than it was. 01:28:19.130 --> 01:28:22.250 Yeah. It destroyed a lot of business. It destroyed 01:28:22.250 --> 01:28:25.890 the whole economy. We're still paying for it. 01:28:26.029 --> 01:28:28.409 No, we're going to be paying for it for the next 01:28:28.409 --> 01:28:33.170 50 fucking hundred to 100 years. We printed more 01:28:33.170 --> 01:28:36.069 money in those four in the in the in those four 01:28:36.069 --> 01:28:41.289 years than ever. It by like trillions of dollars. 01:28:41.390 --> 01:28:45.909 Yeah. Yeah. It was something crazy. Like I forget 01:28:45.909 --> 01:28:48.310 what they printed, but it was fucking nuts, man. 01:28:49.090 --> 01:28:52.649 Yeah. What else? What else? Oh, I have some here. 01:28:53.029 --> 01:28:56.609 Vladimir Putin is reportedly seeking to have 01:28:56.609 --> 01:28:59.909 Anthony Fauci extradited to Russia. He's talking 01:28:59.909 --> 01:29:03.779 about that for a few days. to face COVID, to 01:29:03.779 --> 01:29:07.659 face COVID era crimes against humanity charges 01:29:07.659 --> 01:29:10.840 as part of a deal to end the war in Ukraine. 01:29:11.020 --> 01:29:14.420 Can you imagine that we have fucking Vladimir 01:29:14.420 --> 01:29:16.880 Putin doing the right thing against Fauci and 01:29:16.880 --> 01:29:19.819 not our president Biden? I would, I would imagine. 01:29:19.979 --> 01:29:22.819 We can extradite him. Well, yeah, but we have 01:29:22.819 --> 01:29:28.319 to like allow him to, you know, but I don't know. 01:29:28.560 --> 01:29:31.310 Well, yeah, I mean, Oh, so in other words, if 01:29:31.310 --> 01:29:33.649 he's pardoned, Trump could be like, go ahead. 01:29:34.289 --> 01:29:36.869 Yeah, exactly. He's pointing for crimes here. 01:29:37.569 --> 01:29:40.350 Yeah, exactly. That's the whole point. You know, 01:29:40.350 --> 01:29:43.590 that would be pimp as fuck, dude, because, well, 01:29:43.710 --> 01:29:45.409 you know, Trump and Putin are best friends. They've 01:29:45.409 --> 01:29:47.449 been cahooting for so long now. Oh, that's what 01:29:47.449 --> 01:29:51.229 they say. Yeah, that's friends. Besties. World 01:29:51.229 --> 01:29:53.310 War Three. Look out, you fucks. It's coming. 01:29:54.569 --> 01:29:56.670 Anything else before we say goodbye to our lovely 01:29:56.670 --> 01:29:58.850 audience? Please like, share, subscribe, follow. 01:29:59.149 --> 01:30:03.090 there you go all that jazz oh one thing check 01:30:03.090 --> 01:30:06.270 this out tell me this doesn't look like um like 01:30:06.270 --> 01:30:09.029 pre -programming for 9 -eleven hold on a second 01:30:09.029 --> 01:30:12.510 it doesn't look like pre -programming for 9 -eleven 01:30:12.510 --> 01:30:16.310 no tell me that it that it does it looks complete 01:30:16.310 --> 01:30:19.470 and this was made in 1950 it's a godzilla movie 01:30:19.470 --> 01:30:32.939 watch this What does that look like to you? That's 01:30:32.939 --> 01:30:48.699 insane. That is insane. 1950s. That's crazy. 01:30:51.720 --> 01:30:55.600 Looks just like the steel structure. That's fucking 01:30:55.600 --> 01:31:14.760 crazy. That's crazy. Interesting. Yeah, that's 01:31:14.760 --> 01:31:16.899 definitely you. You're funny with that stuff, 01:31:17.020 --> 01:31:20.020 Bobby. Like you fucking pull up clips from Back 01:31:20.020 --> 01:31:23.439 to the Future and you think the fucking pine 01:31:23.439 --> 01:31:27.100 thing is like representative of 9 -11. Like you 01:31:27.100 --> 01:31:29.640 got a lot of those things. where you draw conclusions 01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:34.840 that, you know, are a little far fetched. Like 01:31:34.840 --> 01:31:38.680 twin pines from fucking back to the future. Things 01:31:38.680 --> 01:31:41.880 have been pre -programmed and people have been 01:31:41.880 --> 01:31:44.739 desensitized. You know what the CIA said in the 01:31:44.739 --> 01:31:50.199 50s or the 60s? They said their their objective 01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:54.109 is to have the whole American public what they 01:31:54.109 --> 01:31:56.770 know and what they understand to be the absolute 01:31:56.770 --> 01:31:59.930 opposite of the truth. That's what they said. 01:32:00.170 --> 01:32:03.029 That's what they said. That's their goal. Who 01:32:03.029 --> 01:32:06.569 said that in the CIA and how did it get released? 01:32:06.970 --> 01:32:09.310 The Congress hearing. It was a congressional 01:32:09.310 --> 01:32:12.130 hearing. You could look it up. It was it was 01:32:12.130 --> 01:32:16.949 darn like. You tell me a CIA director or something 01:32:16.949 --> 01:32:21.899 said this to Congress? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Next 01:32:21.899 --> 01:32:24.359 the next show I'll find and I'll bring it for 01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:29.460 the show. Wow. Let's do it. Crazy. Yeah, me too. 01:32:30.319 --> 01:32:33.460 You've heard that haven't you Chad? Did you did 01:32:33.460 --> 01:32:36.020 you hear about that? I haven't heard that that 01:32:36.020 --> 01:32:39.199 exact thing what you're saying, but I mean, the 01:32:39.199 --> 01:32:44.819 CIA has infiltrated media and newspapers and 01:32:44.819 --> 01:32:47.800 movies and Hollywood in order to put out crazy 01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:50.420 fucking messages for sure. Right. But the fucking 01:32:50.420 --> 01:32:52.899 say that in front of Congress and Congress not 01:32:52.899 --> 01:32:54.380 doing anything about it. That's a fucking bit 01:32:54.380 --> 01:32:56.899 much, man. I'm going to I'm going to see if I 01:32:56.899 --> 01:32:58.699 can find it in that show. They're all scared 01:32:58.699 --> 01:33:02.239 of the CIA. Yeah. But I mean, that's the oversight 01:33:02.239 -->

01:33:04.960 committee is scared of the fucking CIA. The CIA 01:33:04.960 --> 01:33:06.819 Oversight Committee in the Congress is scared 01:33:06.819 --> 01:33:09.460 of the CIA. So who's overseeing them if they're 01:33:09.460 --> 01:33:12.720 scared of them? Well, the only person not scared 01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:15.300 of them is our fucking president, as he has shown 01:33:15.300 --> 01:33:17.500 that motherfucker. I don't care. He's like, fuck 01:33:17.500 --> 01:33:22.420 you guys. I'm coming. And when I come, I come 01:33:22.420 --> 01:33:26.039 like the thunder. But tell me that building imploding 01:33:26.039 --> 01:33:29.420 like that and the structure of the building didn't 01:33:29.420 --> 01:33:32.960 look exactly like the World Trade Center. It 01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:36.119 was similar. It was similar. But you sure that's 01:33:36.119 --> 01:33:39.199 not from fucking Godzilla, the Japanese movie 01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:41.279 and it's the Empire State Building, because that's 01:33:41.279 --> 01:33:44.399 what it looked like to me. It was supposed to 01:33:44.399 --> 01:33:51.550 be Godzilla, but it's in Japan. The first Godzilla 01:33:51.550 --> 01:33:54.430 movie was in Japan, was made in Japan, but it 01:33:54.430 --> 01:33:57.869 was... 1950. But it was based in New York. It 01:33:57.869 --> 01:34:00.510 was filmed in Japan, but it was based in New 01:34:00.510 --> 01:34:05.010 York. No, this was in Japan. Godzilla was released 01:34:05.010 --> 01:34:07.250 from... Oh, I'm thinking of King Kong, not Godzilla. 01:34:09.210 --> 01:34:12.189 What's the fucking one that goes on top of the 01:34:12.189 --> 01:34:15.149 Empire State Building with the girl? OK, that's 01:34:15.149 --> 01:34:16.310 the one I'm thinking of. That's what that looked 01:34:16.310 --> 01:34:18.430 like to me. Remember the video game you could 01:34:18.430 --> 01:34:20.630 use in the arcade where you could destroy the 01:34:20.630 --> 01:34:23.569 buildings and stuff? Yeah. You remember that 01:34:23.569 --> 01:34:28.210 back in like the 80s and the 90s? No, I was doing 01:34:28.210 --> 01:34:30.350 wholesome things. I wasn't destroying buildings. 01:34:31.489 --> 01:34:37.489 I was playing with Barbies. Hey, wholesome. I 01:34:37.489 --> 01:34:39.649 was making them scissor. I was doing very cool 01:34:39.649 --> 01:34:43.050 shit with my Barbie taking Ken's lack of genitals 01:34:43.050 --> 01:34:45.569 and the Barbies lack of genitals. Here you go. 01:34:45.689 --> 01:34:49.930 Yep. And I licked them both. The front of the 01:34:49.930 --> 01:34:53.470 back. Oh, come on. Now the whole thing, dog. 01:34:55.130 --> 01:34:58.050 The whole from the front to the back. Come on. 01:34:58.470 --> 01:35:02.789 That is some breakdowns of left. No, I don't 01:35:02.789 --> 01:35:06.560 want to watch a breakdown of what? No, no, no, 01:35:06.619 --> 01:35:09.260 no, no. We got it. We got to talk. I got to I 01:35:09.260 --> 01:35:12.960 got to let me think how to say

this. I got to 01:35:12.960 --> 01:35:14.979 edit you like you got to realize that we can't 01:35:14.979 --> 01:35:17.859 watch a fucking 10 minute video to get to a 30 01:35:17.859 --> 01:35:20.239 second point. So when you pull videos, we got 01:35:20.239 --> 01:35:22.140 to have like the clips that you want ready to 01:35:22.140 --> 01:35:26.140 go. Like we can't be sitting through 20. That's 01:35:26.140 --> 01:35:29.140 OK. Let me say, go ahead. Put it up. You ready, 01:35:29.300 --> 01:35:54.130 audience? All right, here we go What I did when 01:35:54.130 --> 01:35:57.569 they were sitting by themselves I approached 01:35:57.569 --> 01:36:03.210 them Wait, what are we watching here? This is 01:36:03.210 --> 01:36:06.630 about somebody misgendering people. Well, this 01:36:06.630 --> 01:36:08.789 is not what you said you were putting up, but 01:36:08.789 --> 01:36:20.590 okay. Is that a filter or makeup? No, that's 01:36:20.590 --> 01:36:28.390 makeup. That's makeup. I'm glad I never saw you. 01:36:30.060 --> 01:36:33.579 all right okay so if i'm no longer a human legally 01:36:33.579 --> 01:36:41.359 speaking of course you are i am gonna go commiserate 01:36:41.359 --> 01:36:43.720 with my fellow queer people at my favorite lesbian 01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:49.479 bar ready for the circus roll up roll up is that 01:36:49.479 --> 01:36:52.659 circus recruiting and as long as you draw breath 01:36:52.659 --> 01:36:56.319 every breath you take is a rebellion keep dude 01:36:56.569 --> 01:36:59.229 All right. Like, why are there no normal looking 01:36:59.229 --> 01:37:02.470 people like saying this stuff? Like, exactly, 01:37:02.569 --> 01:37:05.909 exactly. Well, now, now the the cover going around 01:37:05.909 --> 01:37:11.470 is cute. The cute winter boots, cute winter boots, 01:37:11.649 --> 01:37:14.409 cute winter boots. So these people on like TikTok. 01:37:14.920 --> 01:37:17.100 They're they're talking about revolution. That's 01:37:17.100 --> 01:37:19.039 what cute winter boots means. They're going to 01:37:19.039 --> 01:37:23.520 start a revolution. Oh, are they? Yeah. And it's 01:37:23.520 --> 01:37:25.359 like their code word that no one they didn't 01:37:25.359 --> 01:37:29.100 think anyone was going to catch on like blue 01:37:29.100 --> 01:37:33.000 hair and blue gray. Yeah. It's like those those 01:37:33.000 --> 01:37:34.979 kinds of people are going to take up arms and 01:37:34.979 --> 01:37:36.720 start a revolution. Good fucking. I'm going to 01:37:36.720 --> 01:37:40.300 throw glitter on him. How dare he? No, but I 01:37:40.300 --> 01:37:44.630 mean, are they not understanding like There's 01:37:44.630 --> 01:37:46.850 two genders. That doesn't mean that you can't 01:37:46.850 --> 01:37:50.229 be gay. You can't be a trans person, but you're 01:37:50.229 --> 01:37:54.130 just biologically a male or a female. You have 01:37:54.130 --> 01:37:56.350 all your sexual rights. You have all you could 01:37:56.350 --> 01:37:59.149 do whatever the fuck you want. There's just you 01:37:59.149 --> 01:38:02.189 are right. It's just that if you're born a male, 01:38:02.449 --> 01:38:05.369 you can only do male things like on a male bathroom 01:38:05.369 --> 01:38:08.369 or play a male sport. Even if you transition. 01:38:08.670 --> 01:38:11.649 and you use your mental illness to get a different 01:38:11.649 --> 01:38:14.710 sexual organ, you're still physically a male. 01:38:14.949 --> 01:38:19.430 And there's only two genders in the world. Period. 01:38:19.529 --> 01:38:21.569 End of story. Male and female. That's it. That's 01:38:21.569 --> 01:38:25.609 all he did. He wasn't taking away LGBTQI plus 01:38:25.609 --> 01:38:29.810 rights or fucking anything like that. It's like 01:38:29.810 --> 01:38:31.989 crazy that people want to get worked up over 01:38:31.989 --> 01:38:35.550 nothing. Well, the first openly gay treasury 01:38:35.550 --> 01:38:40.550 secretary was just confirmed. His pick and not 01:38:40.550 --> 01:38:43.909 a D .E .Y. but an actual fucking earned spot 01:38:43.909 --> 01:38:46.170 merit base. He's qualified, but he's openly gay. 01:38:46.189 --> 01:38:48.989 But so that's my point is, why would he if he's, 01:38:48.989 --> 01:38:50.609 you know, anti -gay, he's going to take away 01:38:50.609 --> 01:38:52.489 all your rights. Why is he putting an openly 01:38:52.489 --> 01:38:55.369 gay person? At least he doesn't dress like a 01:38:55.369 --> 01:38:59.680 woman like the house secretary. It's got to be 01:38:59.680 --> 01:39:03.880 so different situation It's got to be so frustrating 01:39:03.880 --> 01:39:07.340 to be called fucking racist and fucking Homophobe 01:39:07.340 --> 01:39:09.319 and all this stuff when you're not and you actually 01:39:09.319 --> 01:39:11.600 have these people's backs and you've had for 01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:15.899 a very long time and you get fucking you know 01:39:15.899 --> 01:39:17.779 Labeled as something that you're not it's crazy 01:39:17.779 --> 01:39:21.159 would drive me fucking nuts. Yeah Anyway, the 01:39:21.159 --> 01:39:22.760 labels don't meet shit anymore like you know 01:39:22.760 --> 01:39:24.640 all the word did not see in the fucking bullshit 01:39:24.640 --> 01:39:26.819 It's like no one cares anymore. It's like you've 01:39:26.819 --> 01:39:29.970 overused it It's the boy you cry wolf. We don't 01:39:29.970 --> 01:39:33.029 care anymore. You can call us Nazis and fucking 01:39:33.029 --> 01:39:35.449 bigots and racists and all the bullshit you want. 01:39:35.590 --> 01:39:37.569 No, we don't fucking care. It's like it just 01:39:37.569 --> 01:39:39.890 doesn't mean anything. Right. That's the old 01:39:39.890 --> 01:39:43.189 guy. Yeah. Especially. Yeah. When you know you're 01:39:43.189 --> 01:39:47.250 not. It's just like actually bitches. Anyway, 01:39:47.510 --> 01:39:50.930 Chris, you said is people looking for their 15 01:39:50.930 --> 01:39:54.350 minutes of fame, which I agree with, too. Yeah, 01:39:54.390 --> 01:39:57.340 I agree with that. Of course. All right, gracious 01:39:57.340 --> 01:39:59.939 audience. Thank you for joining us on this gracious 01:39:59.939 --> 01:40:05.159 Tuesday. Chad and I are your host. Bobby is your 01:40:05.159 --> 01:40:11.359 fuck up and just playing with you, Bobby. We 01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:12.699 love you. Say goodbye to them so I can shut you 01:40:12.699 --> 01:40:15.560 off real quick. Bye, everybody. Have a good day. 01:40:15.579 --> 01:40:18.619 Have a good year. Bye, Bobby. I guess Bobby's 01:40:18.619 --> 01:40:20.779 gone for the year, folks. He just said bye for 01:40:20.779 --> 01:40:24.140 the year. All righty then. But we do love you 01:40:24.140 --> 01:40:25.380 guys out there. Thank you for coming on this 01:40:25.380 --> 01:40:28.119 journey. We'll probably get to an Instagram show 01:40:28.119 --> 01:40:30.640 this week. Chad and I will figure out the day 01:40:30.640 --> 01:40:33.640 and all that. Promote it for you guys. So thanks.