Full Transcript for Black Goo

Queens and 75 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:18.920 Phil hey the rest. Yep, that's smart. I keep on. 76 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:22.000 I never stopped putting money in this little savings account 77 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:24.199 that I don't really see for my daughter's braces. And 78 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:26.399 then the braces got paid off. Yeah, I got on there. 79 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:28.959 The other day. There was fourteen hundred dollars in the 80 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:32.639 dog and I told my wife. She's like, what are 81 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:35.560 we gonna do with it? I said, our electric bells 82 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:38.360 eight hundred dollars. So there, who's that money? That'll be 83 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:41.279 some of it. Yeah. I was looking for a bottle 84 00:04:41.319 --> 00:04:42.839 of cologne that I don't know what happened to, and 85 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:45.240 I found two hundred and fifty dollars inside of my drawer. 86 00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.639 Oh yeah, I was like, fuck yeah. She was walking 87 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:49.720 out of the room. It was I found something in 88 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:51.439 a drawer and I was like, hey, look what I found. 89 00:04:51.439 --> 00:04:53.279 She's like, unless it's money, I don't care, and I'm like, okay, 90 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:56.720 I'm sorry, And like two minutes later I found she's like. 91 00:04:56.959 --> 00:04:58.519 I was like, get ahead here and she's like is 92 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:01.879 it money? And I was like that's awesome. Yeah, I 93 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.920 was excited. Dude, I love flying ten twenty five. I 94 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:08.920 don't care. But fifty I remember we were, uh, well, 95 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:09.680 let's finish. 96 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:12.040 His patron Okay, sorry, Oh sure we're going. I forget 97 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:12.519 where we're doing this. 98 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:17.240 The Screaming Moist boy, I like to take a long 99 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:22.160 slur for that ship right there. If you're the screaming Moist, 100 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:25.079 send us an email Brohio podcast at gmail dot com 101 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:27.040 just say I am the screaming Moist. Are you moist 102 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:30.759 right now? No? No, I'm pretty dry. Sorry. Sorry. Next, 103 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:35.160 we got Ryan Darty, Thank you, Doe Hurdy, Doug Hurdy, 104 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:39.120 Doug Hurdy, Ryan, where as I like to call my 105 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:43.759 little brother because he's up fucking snitching, ass bitch crying Ryan. 106 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:48.720 We love you, brother, Yep, thank you, sir. Congratulations on 107 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:52.360 doing a good good job shaving your thighs. Oh you 108 00:05:52.439 --> 00:05:54.160 want to know how I know about that? Tell me 109 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:59.759 ask Ryan? Okay, I will how about this one last Rodrigo. 110 00:06:00.319 --> 00:06:05.360 See Rodrigo, he's so scared of Donald Trump and his 111 00:06:05.519 --> 00:06:09.839 upcoming policies that he's decided to a way to look 112 00:06:09.920 --> 00:06:13.680 more can inconspicuous is to become a Patroon pledge for 113 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:14.879 the Brohio podcast. 114 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:19.839 That'll teach him get the fucking get him off the scent. 115 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:26.519 You don't want the central there. Fucking thanks Rodrigo, Beautiful. 116 00:06:26.279 --> 00:06:30.279 You're a very very handsome fellow set of balls. I 117 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:34.160 know you have got very soft kissed bull lips. And 118 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:37.120 if that is the case, then what are you doing 119 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:42.079 not here with us? He kissing us? God damn boy. 120 00:06:42.439 --> 00:06:51.480 We are really really really poor. Okay, okay, weird really poor, 121 00:06:51.720 --> 00:06:55.560 like giving the kids paint chips for Christmas and ship 122 00:06:55.720 --> 00:07:01.879 like paint swatches from loew'st Get this for free? Right, Yeah, 123 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.120 I know everything's for free. If he still oh look 124 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:08.600 at that color, look at the look at those collars. 125 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.600 That's poor man. And we were moving out of his house. 126 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:15.600 We weren't moving, we were getting kicked out. But anyways, 127 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:23.079 we were cleaning it out, and uh I was clean out. 128 00:07:23.120 --> 00:07:24.519 One of the last things I was doing is cleaning 129 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:28.000 out of the medicine cabinet found two thousand dollars cash, 130 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:31.279 old money, like the newest, the newest bills like nineteen 131 00:07:31.319 --> 00:07:34.160 seventy two or something, up on the top shelf of 132 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:37.000 the uh this closet his house that we lived in 133 00:07:37.160 --> 00:07:45.600 for years and years, And that was like, for a moment, 134 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:50.639 I was felt like God was probably just take care 135 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.600 of me, man. But then I realized God's not real. 136 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:56.439 But then I just realized that somebody forgot that money there. 137 00:07:56.959 --> 00:07:58.920 Actually the guy that lived there before is he died 138 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:01.040 in the house. So it was that's funny. There you go. 139 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:04.920 It wasn't God, but you know, as they say, God 140 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:10.800 works some mysterious ways. There's this church group that picks 141 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:12.839 up my daughter at school now and takes her to 142 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:15.399 church on the lunch break. You were talking about that 143 00:08:15.439 --> 00:08:18.319 a little bit. I don't know what they're doing over there. 144 00:08:18.439 --> 00:08:20.240 It's a weird man hoping they're not buggering

her up. 145 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:24.839 They better fucking not be, you know. I think I 146 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.959 talked about it a little bit in the last episode. Yeah, 147 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:29.560 whenever she was telling people I smoke ribs and shit. 148 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:33.519 She went today, but I haven't talked to her today. 149 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.960 Some kind of fucking dad. I am talk to my 150 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:39.120 kids today. They're the ones missing out. Though they're not 151 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:44.320 very interesting. I am incredibly interesting. Okay, what's going on 152 00:08:44.399 --> 00:08:48.480 in California? California's piss band It leaves bottles of You're 153 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:55.320 in an elite neighborhood. Sorry, fucking plane tickets are pretty 154 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:56.440 fucking expensive to get out there. 155 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:58.960 But a mysterious person known as the piss band It 156 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:01.720 has been causing us tore in Pasadena, California for the 157 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:05.080 past six years. Jesse, the person comes out at night, 158 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:09.039 done with a mask in latex gloves, regularly leaving bottles 159 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:12.320 of urine in an influential neighborhood, carefully arranging them on 160 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:14.720 a utility box before vanishing into the night. 161 00:09:14.879 --> 00:09:17.879 As reported by The New York post Man, the bottles, 162 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:21.960 which include soda bottles, juice cartons, and gallon jugs, are 163 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:25.120 filled with a yellow liquid and are accompanied by Crewe 164 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:31.360 drawings and notes like human urine HIV positive, don't go 165 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:38.559 drinking it. The bandit sometimes strikes, marker bombs, a trucker bombs. 166 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:42.120 The bandit sometimes strikes multiple times a week, leaving behind 167 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:45.919 fresh bottles each morning that disappear by nightfall. The city 168 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:48.639 attempted to stop the bandit by adding a pointed metal 169 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:51.360 cover to the utility box, but the piss bandit simply 170 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:55.360 removed it and continued as antics. It's been a tug 171 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:59.039 of war between the neighborhood and this guy, said Grant Jansura, 172 00:09:59.320 --> 00:10:02.600 who along with filmmaker Derek Milton, launched an investigation into 173 00:10:02.639 --> 00:10:05.639 the mysterious figure. Their TikTok videos about the case of 174 00:10:05.720 --> 00:10:07.480 garnered over six hundred thousand views. 175 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:09.759 If he doesn't make a movie about this, he's fucking. 176 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:12.080 Missing his calling. Well, yeah, and Sarah and Milton see 177 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:15.080 the bandit as a vigilante artist, a

ken to Robin Hood. 178 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:20.159 Many neighbors view him as a nuisance. One local express disgust, 179 00:10:20.279 --> 00:10:23.000 stating that he never considered the act in art form. 180 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:26.159 Another neighbor threatened the bandit, saying, if I. 181 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:29.240 Catch you leaving your piss here, I'll make you drink 182 00:10:29.279 --> 00:10:30.200 every last drop. 183 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:33.519 That doesn't sound like a very Californian thing for somebody 184 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:35.600 to say. Can you imagine leaving a bottle of piss 185 00:10:35.639 --> 00:10:38.720 and saying it's art. That's where we are in this 186 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:42.320 best I can do? You had old artists just cutting 187 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:44.279 their fucking ears off, mail them to their girlfriends. This 188 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:49.120 guy just pissing in a bottle. I brought you this 189 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:54.879 juger piss who says modern arts awful me. Despite the attention, 190 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:58.399 the bandit remains elusive. He ignored the duo's attempts to communicate, 191 00:10:58.559 --> 00:11:03.000 even stealing their cameras. Ultimately, and Sorry concluded, sometimes you 192 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:06.120 just have to let an artist pee. His dedication to 193 00:11:06.240 --> 00:11:09.159 his craft is what intrigued us, and we wanted to 194 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:11.559 know why, but we realized he doesn't want to tell 195 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:14.840 us why. You answer has said, sometimes you just have 196 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:16.200 to let an artist pee. 197 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:19.960 So you think he's you think he's like doodling on 198 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:22.080 these bottles before or after he's pissing in them. 199 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:28.039 If you're the bandit cereal pisser, he want to interview you, 200 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:33.039 send us an email brill podcast Dad Gmail. Do you 201 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:34.720 know I've been on Facebook but I had I re 202 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:38.360 downloaded it because I'm starting to look for when is 203 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:45.519 it cars? My daughter she's turned sixteen, and I found 204 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:53.519 this bow gas station called Solina fifty two truck stop 205 00:11:54.399 --> 00:11:58.879 c E L I N A five to two truck stop. Yeah, 206 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:00.480 I've heard of this one before. I don't think it's 207 00:12:00.480 --> 00:12:05.279 a real truck stop now, but it's not AI either. 208 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:08.840 It feels like it's a skit or something. But just 209 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:12.039 post shit like that all day long. This goofy guy 210 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:16.360 holding a bag. It says truck or shit bag. This 211 00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:25.000 is the most entertaining like this one. It's it's like, 212 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:28.799 it says disgusting. We were

once again asking truck drivers 213 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:31.639 to be more responsible with their human waste. Rodney was 214 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:33.600 patrolling the parking lot and found a full bottle of 215 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.320 mountain dew that he as soon fell off when the 216 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:38.679 mountain dew man delivered this am so he put it 217 00:12:38.759 --> 00:12:41.320 on the shelf. A customer eventually noticed the mountain dew 218 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:44.360 appeared to be discolored and notesn't find employee. Upon smelling 219 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:47.240 the contents, the employee confirmed it was indeed human liquid. 220 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:50.639 In the future, there's a mountain dew in the case. 221 00:12:50.799 --> 00:13:02.279 Fucking god, pissy mountain dew. It feels so authentic and 222 00:13:02.399 --> 00:13:03.960 he put like people like that, I don't know what 223 00:13:04.039 --> 00:13:06.919 the funk that is. That's not that's definitely not a 224 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:09.240 real person. It is one of the most powerful follows 225 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:13.399 that you will experience. Yeah, it's it's very very interesting. 226 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:15.200 I think I've seen. 227 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:18.320 I think it's came across either somebody shared something in 228 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:21.799 the private group from that page. I think it may 229 00:13:21.799 --> 00:13:26.240 have been John ellenerp of course, or somebody did and 230 00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:27.480 I was like, what the fuck is this? 231 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:30.159 And I was digging in. I'm like, oh, okay, I 232 00:13:30.279 --> 00:13:32.519 got it. I got it. I didn't mean to put 233 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:35.000 on this background music for whenever you were talking. 234 00:13:34.799 --> 00:13:41.679 About wake up, Cole, back up, chick up. 235 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:44.759 You like to do. 236 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:52.240 Chick up when then it gives about them. I don't 237 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:52.639 think you. 238 00:13:54.120 --> 00:13:54.519 Is the best. 239 00:13:54.600 --> 00:14:08.480 Dude, so righteous when they just deserve to die. 240 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:16.399 He's so good, he gets better, he gets better. His 241 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:18.960 neck looks like a package of franks. To put a 242 00:14:19.000 --> 00:14:25.679 little megaple and you gonna create an you want to 243 00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:27.240 come up, You. 244 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:27.559 Want to. 245 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:30.559 Tell he's never ever heard these songs. 246 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:32.440 I don't think it. 247 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:38.399 S It's alive dog, it is ma. I'm gonna go 248 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:39.240 to sick this night. 249 00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:47.519 When they deserve to. 250 00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:55.360 He's so good man, beautiful, beautiful singing voice thinking Mark, 251 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:59.039 not there we go, Mark with the sea. Speaking of 252 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:01.399 Mark with a Sea, let's say thank you to a 253 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:09.879 few of our robust, delicious mm hmmm sweet sponsors. Thank you, 254 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:14.399 rob dog makes that same high pitch when he gets 255 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:20.159 his poop pushed in. Time to play the game. Yes, 256 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:24.480 that's the one. It's time to play the game. He 257 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:27.399 hits it. You've seen that one, haven't you? No, I haven't. Yeah, 258 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:32.759 you gotta want you to go back to it. It's 259 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:37.399 time to play the game. He hits it just like that. Dude, 260 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.279 It's time to play the game. 261 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:46.200 It's time to play the game. It's time to play 262 00:15:46.279 --> 00:15:46.679 the game. 263 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:52.960 Even hit the laugh. 264 00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:53.320 Dude. 265 00:15:55.279 --> 00:15:55.440 Man. 266 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:58.559 We were my daughter's pewee game the other day and uh, 267 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:04.559 and I said it's time to play the game. My 268 00:16:04.639 --> 00:16:06.879 wife said what And then I said it's time to 269 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:10.320 play the game. And I hit it hard. Yeah, I did. 270 00:16:13.320 --> 00:16:21.759 Turner black goo. I know some are you saying what 271 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:26.360 in the fuck is black goo? Or I'm familiar with 272 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:30.519 black goo. I know a guy that makes black goo. 273 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:36.919 I've bought drugs off a guy named black goo. In there, 274 00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:41.240 I fucked a black dude. That's not what I'm I'm 275 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:46.720 not saying, black dude. I'm saying black goo. Goog go 276 00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:53.399 g oh oh g double o h O T t 277 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:59.879 O g O black go. Some of that, not that 278 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:04.160 fucking oil. Not them smudge marks in your tidy whities. Dog. 279 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:08.359 Oh dude, nothing gets that out. You gotta shout it out, 280 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:11.920 all right. I mean I didn't send you the it. 281 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:14.079 The other day at work, it looked like someone took 282 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:19.559 a toilet and tried to shove it in their ass. Dude, man, 283 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:24.200 you you ain't shitting dog. That guy love was though. 284 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:28.160 It was one of those toilets. It's like a you know, 285 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:32.359 it's not a full circle. The toilet seat is not 286 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:34.519 connected where like your piss goes. Yeah, you know I'm 287 00:17:34.519 --> 00:17:39.319 talking about. But where the toilet seat starts, it looked 288 00:17:39.359 --> 00:17:43.160 it was six inches of solid shit. It's not a 289 00:17:43.240 -->

00:17:45.680 part of the toilet you would traditionally shit on. So 290 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:47.920 it looked like somebody put the toilet seat up and 291 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:50.960 try to put the toilet seat in their ass. Maybe 292 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:53.279 they did, fucking gross dude, Yeah, that's weird. 293 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:53.759 It was. 294 00:17:54.319 --> 00:17:56.759 It was the spot. It was a spot at the end, 295 00:17:57.240 --> 00:17:59.960 like were your dickos So imagine a horseshoe. Yeah yeah, 296 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:03.799 right where the horseshoe starts, the point where it's not connected, 297 00:18:04.319 --> 00:18:08.880 there are six inches of solid shit. Ow exactly. That's 298 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:12.720 what I'm asking. So now everyone I work with is 299 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:17.240 under investigation by me for trying to put a toilet 300 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:21.240 seat in their butt. Yeah, dude, I don't know what 301 00:18:21.319 --> 00:18:23.880 kind of fucking coffees people are drinking. I don't know 302 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:27.359 what they're eating. They're eating Chicken Big Max like me, 303 00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:31.880 which we talked about in the Patreon. Uh. That new 304 00:18:31.960 --> 00:18:34.480 Chicken Big Mac for McDonald's is enough to make you 305 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:37.599 want to leave your family, leave everything behind and start 306 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:43.079 a Chicken Big Mac village whatever, like a fucking church 307 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:46.400 church or the Chicken Big Mac. I'm here for that 308 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:55.920 COCBM church or the Chicken Big Mac and you can 309 00:18:56.039 --> 00:19:00.440 get me there for BM. Are you going to COCBM tonight? Yeah? 310 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:04.440 I love their youth group. We're all going to say 311 00:19:04.680 --> 00:19:09.559 we don't care about football today. We're tackling a strange 312 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:12.240 and unsettling theory that some say it's straight out of 313 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:14.599 a sci fi horror movie. Oh yeah, and we love horse. 314 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:22.799 So we're talking about black goo, an alleged sentient substance 315 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:28.160 that could be connected to alien life, demonic forces, or 316 00:19:28.279 --> 00:19:33.640 even advanced military technology. You're not scary, dude, that's fucking cool. 317 00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:36.880 I like it. Let's get I looked it up. There 318 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:42.039 are no other podcasts. You look again, talk about black 319 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:54.000 goo black goo podcast. Yeah, there's nothing. I want you 320 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:57.359 to hold on for a second because we're taking you 321 00:19:57.480 --> 00:20:00.599 for a wild ass ride. Yeah, man, hearing it first, 322 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:03.920 and I know what a lot of you guys are thinking, 323 00:20:04.200 --> 00:20:07.880 mostly some of you women. I'm not talking about cum either, 324 00:20:09.319 --> 00:20:12.839 because black goo is not white semen. It's black goo. Yeah, 325 00:20:13.960 --> 00:20:19.319 we're talking about black goo. Well, now what is black goo? 326 00:20:19.400 --> 00:20:23.839 A black goo is described as a tar like synient 327 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:31.720 substance allegedly has a certain degree of intelligence. The black 328 00:20:31.759 --> 00:20:35.559 goo can communicate and may even have the ability to 329 00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:42.319 influence human consciousness. That's a symbiote like fucking venom. Venom. Yeah, 330 00:20:42.839 --> 00:20:45.480 I've never seen that movie. Yeah, Venom was my favorite. 331 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:48.960 I tried to watch Black Adam, but I felt racist. Yeah, 332 00:20:49.319 --> 00:20:51.240 just couldn't get past the title. I heard. It was 333 00:20:51.240 --> 00:20:57.039 awful too. The rock fucks everything up. Yeah, he literally 334 00:20:57.319 --> 00:21:01.279 fucking ruins everything. I don't like him. Yeah, I don't 335 00:21:01.279 --> 00:21:03.079 think he's funny. I don't think he's a good actor. 336 00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:06.440 He's in the look At but he's getting old now 337 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:08.799 he is. He's like my dad. You know what talk 338 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:11.720 my dad told me. He said, I got long fucking balls. 339 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.440 My dad told me rock Dude. I bet he's got 340 00:21:15.519 --> 00:21:18.759 some long ass utters on him. I don't know. I 341 00:21:19.079 --> 00:21:21.160 feel like his balls are probably really tight, dude. I 342 00:21:21.240 --> 00:21:24.559 bet he's got long ass balls. Yeah. That year is 343 00:21:24.640 --> 00:21:27.160 of wrestling ship getting stretched out. I bet he's got 344 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:31.480 a huge cock. I bet you that thing's big in 345 00:21:31.640 --> 00:21:33.759 fucking fat too. You call him the Rock for nothing. 346 00:21:33.920 --> 00:21:39.240 He got a big, fat cock. He's got that fucking 347 00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:41.720 PEPSI can dog, dude, if you got a fat ass cock, 348 00:21:41.799 --> 00:21:45.000 send us an email. Brohio Podcast at gmail dot com. 349 00:21:47.079 --> 00:21:50.519 Alien Life So let's talk about origin stories of black Goo. 350 00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:59.160 God give me the good daddy, Alien life form. This 351 00:21:59.279 --> 00:22:04.039 is crazy. It's dear eyes who have It's theorized to 352 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:09.799 have extraterrestrial origins, sent to Earth by aliens. Another origin 353 00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:13.079 story is that it is a military technology. Others believe 354 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:18.079 it's part of a secret government or military nanw technology programs. 355 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:21.200 Hell yeah, d Then you have to occult, which is 356 00:22:21.240 --> 00:22:25.160 our all time favorite. Some believe that goo is actually demonic. 357 00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:33.480

It's from Satan himself, manifestation of dark spiritual forces seman 358 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:37.920 demons as we referred to them over the years. We're 359 00:22:38.920 --> 00:22:42.519 episode on Goo. Tell me about it, bro, It's good, 360 00:22:43.000 --> 00:22:43.559 good stuff. 361 00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:43.839 Man. 362 00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:49.240 I'm just the realization is really fucking sinking in. It 363 00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:57.240 fucked me up talking. It's so stupid. Oh love it 364 00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:01.119 does it not fit what the image of this show 365 00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:04.440 or what I know absolutely this is. This is like 366 00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:09.720 peak peak bro people. Oh you do a podcast? Hut, Yeah, 367 00:23:09.720 --> 00:23:12.440 I do a podcast. I got somewhere north of three 368 00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:17.160 hundred and eighty five million daily listeners. Oh if I listen, 369 00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:18.920 what episode should I start with? 370 00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:19.480 Uh? 371 00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:21.720 Maybe a Clinton body count? And if you don't like 372 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:24.720 that one, try black Goo. You don't have a thing 373 00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:30.880 called black goo. I'm not making this shit up right now. 374 00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:33.279 Guys haven't trying to hold me quiet for about four 375 00:23:33.319 --> 00:23:35.799 to five weeks now, and I've been working. They got 376 00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:38.759 me say, New Hook's got me completely bankrupt. But the 377 00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:43.839 cabal in the New World Order, they've got black Goo. 378 00:23:46.839 --> 00:23:51.240 They've got black Jews, and they've got black dudes. 379 00:23:53.359 --> 00:23:57.960 Heary stuff. Dude. Oh man, there black Jewish people. I think, 380 00:23:58.000 --> 00:24:04.920 so speculate on that one. I don't know. I know 381 00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:07.880 from watching some documentaries that there's a lot there. Well 382 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:08.920 they're never mind. 383 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:11.839 I would like to I like to meet one for sure, 384 00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:15.039 black Jewish person. Yeah, because it's it's kind of like 385 00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:18.880 a fucking like a what's what's like a what do 386 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:19.279 you call it? 387 00:24:21.039 --> 00:24:23.960 What do you call it? Jewish people are pretty good 388 00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:29.359 good with money, and black people typically aren't. So how 389 00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:31.400 does that balance out? I don't know if it's like 390 00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:34.559 all true. I mean I'm not good with money, so 391 00:24:34.559 --> 00:24:36.480 I mean safe with me. I could say a lot 392 00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:38.400 of fucking black guys that drive a hell Cat, I'm 393 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:42.319 driving a Ford Fusion gotta be better than me. I 394 00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:44.160 don't think I've even seen a hell

Cats. I can't 395 00:24:44.200 --> 00:24:50.079 even comment on that any black Jews. You should know. 396 00:24:50.119 --> 00:24:56.359 That just sounds racist. I mean, that's exactly what Goldberg 397 00:24:56.440 --> 00:24:59.119 looks like. A black Jew. I mean, Goldberg is a 398 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:02.480 jew name. She looks like a fucking Goodyear blimt. I 399 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:08.839 can't stand that woman, dude. It's also been referenced in 400 00:25:08.920 --> 00:25:12.119 several conspiracy circles and fringe theories, but it's also shown 401 00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:15.960 up in pop culture as well. In pop culture, movies 402 00:25:16.039 --> 00:25:21.000 like Prometheus and X Files feature similar black substances with 403 00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:27.079 transformative or controlling powers. Some conspiracists claim that portrayals are 404 00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:33.039 intentional leaks or soft disclosure to prepare humanity for the 405 00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:36.920 reality of black goose. So it's possible that, uh are 406 00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:40.400 we thinking that Hollywood could be revealing more truth than 407 00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:42.559 fiction when it comes to black goo. They do this 408 00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:46.640 subliminal messaging, and it's true. What do they call it? 409 00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:53.799 Subliminal messaging and conditioning those types of things. And one 410 00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:59.000 of my all time favorite movies, Ghostbusters, too, there's a 411 00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:02.279 pink goo. Sure that stuff was pretty scary. 412 00:26:02.599 --> 00:26:02.720 Man. 413 00:26:02.759 --> 00:26:04.680 I'll tell you what. I ate that fucking baby in 414 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:05.279 the bathroom. 415 00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:09.960 So we went to the movies Sunday to see Terrifire 416 00:26:10.039 --> 00:26:13.559 three and I don't drink soda an all dog. But 417 00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:18.079 when that fucking Coca Cola commercial came on, do they 418 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.599 make them bubbles fucking surround you in the Dude, I'll 419 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:24.119 sitting there. I'm like, I want to fucking coke right now. 420 00:26:24.279 --> 00:26:25.720 Let me tell you I don't even like coke. 421 00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:30.839 Peak bliss for me sitting in on a Blockbuster film 422 00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:36.839 with a large bucket of popcorn and a large coke 423 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:41.480 zero dude, that is. And sometimes if I need to 424 00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:44.440 get a little too wild, though, rip open a bag 425 00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:46.599 of peanut m and m's and dump them in the popcorn. 426 00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:50.960 You get sweet, you get salty. Yeah, wash it down 427 00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:53.559 with a nice cold coke zero sugar free. I can't 428 00:26:53.559 --> 00:26:56.079 do the popcorn, man, I wish I could. Why it 429 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:59.720 fox my stomach up and I'm farting for

like fucking 430 00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:04.359 sick week's popcorn. Farts aren't bad, though, Dude. If it 431 00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:06.920 fucks me up, it makes me so gassy, and it's 432 00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:08.759 like it's like the gas where like I can't pass it. 433 00:27:08.920 --> 00:27:16.000 It just sits in my fucking stomach infesters. Two days later, 434 00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:17.839 I'm taking a shit and I'm lifting up off the toilet. 435 00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:19.559 I mean, I had ice cream the other day. I 436 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:21.839 haven't had ice cream and so long. Oh yeah, dude, 437 00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:24.839 it ripped my guts to sh I swear to god, 438 00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:28.160 I fucking farted and I looked to mind where I 439 00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:31.359 was like, oh, chocolate chips. I had a chocolate chip 440 00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:35.279 ice cream, but it wasn't chocolate chips. I'd ship myself. Dude. 441 00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:38.160 That's my fucking that's my guilty pleasure, ice cream ice cream. 442 00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:40.519 Yet I fucking love it so much, favor, Oh god, 443 00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:41.039 it's so good. 444 00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:45.680 Let's go to Argentina twenty thirteen to talk about possible 445 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:49.200 sightings and reports of black fucking goo or place is 446 00:27:49.240 --> 00:27:55.680 scary BFG BFG hell yeah, dude. I know all you 447 00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:57.720 red headed people listening to this show are like, oh 448 00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:03.960 BFG big fucking ginger, But no, oh today, BFG stands 449 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:07.519 for black fucking goo. Hell yeah. One of the most 450 00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:12.000 infamous black goo sightings occurred near a meteorite impact site 451 00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:16.599 in Argentina that spice peanut workers discovered a mysterious tar 452 00:28:16.839 --> 00:28:20.799 like substance while performing activation work. Witnesses reported that the 453 00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:24.039 goo seemed to exhibit strange behaviors. It moved on its 454 00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:27.680 own as though it was alive. Some accounts even suggest 455 00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:33.119 that the black goo had magnetic properties, drawing metallic objects 456 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:37.240 towards it. The goo was in fact collected and studied 457 00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:42.359 by local authorities. I'm just thinking about the guy that, like, 458 00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:46.079 I'm just a fucking I'm getting called to the crime 459 00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:50.359 scene to collect black goo. I catt to just imagine 460 00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:51.960 that nine one one call. What do you do for 461 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:56.440 a living? I studied black goo? When you found some 462 00:28:56.680 --> 00:29:00.680 black goo? Very niche but there is. Aults were never 463 00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:04.839 made public, fueling conspiracy theories about a government

cover up 464 00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:10.480 there in Argentina. Speculation arose the goo had extraterrestrial origins, 465 00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:19.759 possibly brought to Earth via the meteorite inadvertently. H never 466 00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:23.000 know what's gonna come off the meteorites. Man, Aliens are 467 00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:26.759 gonna come here and show them a fucking bottle of 468 00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:28.680 turtle wax or something. I don't know what we got. 469 00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:30.920 You know, I've been campaigning for decades about you know, 470 00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:35.880 we need cleaner meteorites entering this atmosphere. But it's it's 471 00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:37.039 gone on to death fears. 472 00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:40.799 Man, We're gonna have the cleanest meteorites, and any meteorites 473 00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:43.319 have it fluent, there's gonna be huge. The best rights 474 00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.960 we have, the best meteorites we're gonna have. Russia's gonna 475 00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:50.519 pay for their own meteorites. Mexico is gonna build a 476 00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:55.519 wall to keep the meteorites out of America. Great and performation. 477 00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:57.039 They're gonna pay for it. 478 00:29:57.680 --> 00:29:59.960 Russia, Rushier, Russia, They're gonna pay for their own media. 479 00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:05.559 Kim Trails and black goo. Hell yeah. A disturbing connection 480 00:30:05.759 --> 00:30:10.839 some conspiracy theorists make is between black goo and Kim trails, 481 00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:15.640 the fucking mud streaks of the sky, both of those 482 00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:19.119 in my pants, Kim trails the visible trails left behind 483 00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:23.119 airplanes are theorized to be a means of spreading various 484 00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:28.200 substances for government or corporate control. The theory goes that 485 00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:32.680 black goo, in its microscopic or nanu form, is being 486 00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:38.640 sprayed over the public to infect or influence human biology. 487 00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:42.640 So where do you stand on kim trails? Where go 488 00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:48.480 I made a fucking puddle earlier Kim trails? Yeah, I 489 00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:52.640 don't fucking know. There's so many more conventional ways of 490 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:56.759 poisoning us. I don't know, like general mills, cereal, there 491 00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:05.039 are so many more efficient. Uh, here's this, for instance, 492 00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:08.440 here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna lock all these 493 00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:10.680 fuckers in their house for an entire year and we're 494 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:11.880 not gonna let them out n til they get this 495 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:15.759 injection mm hm. Or you can fly a plane and 496 00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:18.640 you know, get a you know, ten percent achievability of 497 00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:20.920 whatever you're hoping to accomplish. I don't know. 498 00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:25.640 Yeah, yeah, it's it seems completely pass ackwards for me. 499 00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:26.039 Now. 500 00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.279 Birds aren't real. I do know that. Fuck No, they're not. 501 00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:31.240 I killed a bird once and I found a camera 502 00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:35.680 in it, and I'm not ready to come forward and 503 00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:38.359 talk to anybody about that. But every time I see 504 00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.119 the birds aren't real sticker, I get happy, makes me happy. 505 00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:45.400 It makes me happy, dude, I love it. I want one. Yeah, yeah, 506 00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:52.519 birds aren't real stuff. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen black 507 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.400 residue falling from the sky after heavy kim trail activity. 508 00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:59.680 This residue is said to have similar properties to the 509 00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:06.440 goo described in other sightings, dark, oily, and strangely reactive 510 00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:13.119 to electromagnetic fields. While the scientific community dismisses these claims 511 00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:16.160 because scientists don't know what the fuck they're talking about, 512 00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:19.160 and obviously, believers say this is part of a larger 513 00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:27.599 agenda of population control and mind and manipulation. I'm for it. 514 00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.200 I just want some black goo. Man, give me a 515 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:30.759 jar of it. 516 00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:33.960 Yeah, put it vile, Put in one of them little 517 00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:35.839 eggs like the Easter eggs, and then you open it 518 00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:36.839 up and black good. 519 00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:41.599 Just a who we found. Yeah, put that in your pocket. 520 00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:43.440 Kids are just sticking in up their nose and shit, 521 00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:47.319 don't tell your family about this. Don't tell your family 522 00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:50.160 about what you just saw. Local just some meteorite goo. 523 00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.359 Next time I find black goo, I'm calling nine to 524 00:32:54.359 --> 00:32:56.880 one one, hands down, Like that's what you have to do. 525 00:32:57.079 --> 00:32:59.920 I'm not risking it for the biscuit. Now I'm calling 526 00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:03.240 the emergency services. You'll let the goo experts deal with it. 527 00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:07.119 Iraq two thousand and three. Oh yeah, dated a girl 528 00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:09.160 named Iraq. That's the time you wanted to go there, 529 00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:11.799 if you're going to go there at all. Did you 530 00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:14.440 hear about the blind guy that ate seafood? No, he 531 00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:20.359 didn't work. Oh yeah. During the Iraq War, reports emerged 532

00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:23.839 from soldiers and contractors who claim to have encountered a 533 00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:30.599 strange black substance while investigating ancient Sumerian ruins. Oh this 534 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:33.440 is getting deep. Yeah, any time you bring in the 535 00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:35.599 goddamn Sumerians. Whoever that is? 536 00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:41.240 I guess where the Suma wrestlers came from, right, Yokozuna 537 00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:45.799 the rip The gou allegedly oozed from the cracks in 538 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:49.440 the ground, and some soldiers reported feeling an overwhelming sense of. 539 00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:54.240 Dread in its presence. Several accounts account accounts suggest that 540 00:33:54.359 --> 00:33:58.039 this black gou was linked to ancient technologies or deities 541 00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:03.640 worshiped by the Sumerian, perhaps tied to demonic forces or 542 00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:07.960 extraterrestrial beings. Many of these reports were dismissed as war 543 00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:12.719 time stress or psychological trauma, but conspiracy theorists believe these 544 00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:17.559 stories point to the US military's discovery and possible weaponization 545 00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:24.280 and suppression of black gou faring to not be suppressed 546 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:28.480 with my black goo, I fucking dare anybody listening to 547 00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:30.880 the show, but try and tell me what to do 548 00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:34.199 with my black goo. Don't tell me what to do 549 00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:42.239 with my gu Oh shit, dude, goo is just another 550 00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:45.159 word for come, honestly, and that's why it's so ridiculous. 551 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:49.880 That's why it's awesome. This is right in itself. 552 00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:55.199 Man, Jamie, that Chad said, my stepmom said she was 553 00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:57.000 a goo master. I still don't know what that means. 554 00:34:57.199 --> 00:35:00.119 Oh, I know what it means. Dude, Think about this. 555 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:08.480 How scary come is? Well, in what way you your 556 00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:11.199 wife's doing your laundry and you know you guys haven't 557 00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:14.840 had sex in two or three days. She picks up 558 00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:18.440 your underwear from that day. It's just full of come, naturally, 559 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:26.000 as it usually is. At that point, she assumes the worst, 560 00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:30.719 like why is this underwear full of comb? He's fucking 561 00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:36.239 around or he's jacking off a lot. Next scenario, you're 562 00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:40.119 out at a bar. Handsome man walks up, grabs you 563 00:35:40.199 --> 00:35:42.119 on the fucking cock and starts making out with you. 564 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:49.840 Deep tongue throating action. Deep fucking BFG, big fucking deep 565 00:35:49.920 -->

00:35:53.039 throat in you kissing, you said, And you say, oh 566 00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:55.760 my god, I have never kissed a man, but god 567 00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:59.840 damn it, he's a good kisser. Then he says, I'm 568 00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:03.320 a to fuck you. Damn. You go back to the 569 00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:07.679 house with him. You fuck him right. He funcks you 570 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:12.800 in the ass, and you say, Carl, thanks, thanks Carl. 571 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:17.639 You just don't want to say thanks, slunt, thanks slut, 572 00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:22.440 thanks for fucking me, Carl, thank for He says, thanks 573 00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:28.920 for that tight little white ass nick Rob. He leaves, 574 00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:35.159 slams the door. You're like, god, carls maniac. Carl cracks 575 00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.039 the door back open and says, hey, buddy, by the way, 576 00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:45.119 I got AIDS, closes the door. God damn, dude, like Carl, 577 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:47.559 I come to your butt. This is me trying to 578 00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:51.679 tell you how speary come is. Dude, Dude, fucking Carl's 579 00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:57.199 a savage dude. By the way, I got AIDS. Hey, 580 00:36:57.280 --> 00:37:00.719 you gay bitch, I got AIDS. You think I'm a 581 00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:03.719 good kisser? That was the AIDS talking. 582 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:05.719 Man. 583 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:09.199 There you are your wife and you in a fucking 584 00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:13.559 log cabin. No money, heat's turned off, water's turned off, 585 00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:17.920 no food. You guys are eating dirt. You guys are 586 00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:23.400 eating each other's toenails. Oh man, she leans over, she 587 00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:28.000 starts crying. You say, what's wrong. It's not because it's 588 00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:29.960 not because she found all that comming your underwear. It's 589 00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:34.360 because you guys don't have running water. So okay, what's wrong? Baby? 590 00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:37.679 She says, I'm pregnant and that's because of your come. 591 00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:41.239 And you're fucking dirt poor. He ain't even got a 592 00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:48.119 goddamn canna, fucking beans, got nothing, fucking sure as hell don't. Man. 593 00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:50.719 So next thing you know, you got an underwear full 594 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:54.079 of come. You got aids from Carl, and you're pregnant 595 00:37:56.840 --> 00:38:02.239 underwear full of comes. Like my villain story origin, all 596 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:05.440 of this has one root cause. During my root cause analysis, 597 00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:08.199 it's your fucking it's come. That's true, man, It's one 598 00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:11.920 common denominator and all that way scarer than black goo. Yeah, 599 00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.360 I wouldn't like having an underwear full of com Man 600 00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:22.000 would not be comfortable. Why do you keep on pinching 601 00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:26.920 your sack just like putting your well, it's funny ask, 602 00:38:27.559 --> 00:38:32.639 I've got so much coming here. Do you think if 603 00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:34.679 your pants were completely full of come, that your dick 604 00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:38.719 would float or sinking it? It's so dense, dude, My 605 00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:44.400 fucking dick ain't sinking nowhere, your fucking ass. Yeah, it's 606 00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:48.840 just standing at attention. Whether it's hard or soft, dude. Yeah, 607 00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:52.280 some fucking trousers full of goo. Man, my dick's gonna 608 00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:54.719 be hard as fuck. You know, of all the things 609 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:57.800 you could have a underwear full of. That's true, man, 610 00:38:58.000 --> 00:38:59.639 that's one thing I'd rather have a full of com 611 00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:02.639 than shoot it shit in the front of your underwear. 612 00:39:03.800 --> 00:39:05.679 That's why girls are so nasty. Do they shit their 613 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:10.000 fucking pussies? They'll ship in the front. They don't care. 614 00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:13.239 They don't know when girls shit theirselves. They don't know 615 00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:14.400 if it's going on in the front of the back. 616 00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:21.480 It's gross. Another reoccurring theme in black goo conspiracy theories 617 00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:26.559 is that it is being experimented on in secret dums 618 00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:32.239 or deep underground military bases. I'm a dumbs it's a 619 00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:35.679 good any whistle blowers have claimed that black goo is 620 00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:40.159 being harvested and studied in these highly classified facilities. These 621 00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.079 whistleblowers describe the goo as having an intelligence of its own, 622 00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:50.920 able to replicate, self, heal, and even interface with computer systems, 623 00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:55.159 leading to speculation that it is a form of alien 624 00:39:55.280 --> 00:40:01.920 technology or advanced artificial intelligence. Hell yeah, where is all 625 00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:05.679 this fucking goo that these people are worried about? And 626 00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:08.119 I don't know? There are reports that personnel working in 627 00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:13.880 these bases have experienced strange psychological effects after prolonged exposure 628 00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:19.719 to the black goo, paranoia, hallucinations, and even violent behavior 629 00:40:19.760 --> 00:40:24.079 in tendencies. Every time I go a hold of that 630 00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:28.800 black gool and whip my fucking derd's ers, I want 631 00:40:28.840 --> 00:40:36.960 to box his ears, Howdy duty. There have been reports 632 00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.320 of black goo appearing near

lay lines and ancient sacred 633 00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:43.199 sites in the British Isles. Some believe that these lay 634 00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:46.760 lines or channels of energy running across the earth, and 635 00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:49.280 black goo has a direct connection to its hidden power. 636 00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:54.239 Twenty fourteen hikers claim to have stumbled upon a black, 637 00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:58.679 sticky substance near an ancient stone circle in Scotland. The 638 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:02.719 substance was reportedly ill, live, moving and bubbling without any 639 00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:08.159 apparent heat source. These sites are believed by some to 640 00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:12.760 be points where the veil between dimensions is thin, potentially 641 00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:18.760 allowing dark forces or alien entities to move in and 642 00:41:19.039 --> 00:41:22.719 out of dimensions, crossing over from one to the other. 643 00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:27.199 The black goo could be seen as a residue or 644 00:41:27.320 --> 00:41:33.159 manifestation of these interm interdimensional traveling beings and activities. Hmm, 645 00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:40.360 there's a more more galla more gel Elellens, more gell Ellens, 646 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:45.360 more legion Ellens disease. Morgellens. We're gonna look this one up. 647 00:41:46.039 --> 00:41:50.280 I looked it up earlier, buts oh my god, that 648 00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:59.960 looks like chlamydia. Hold on, we're gonna pronounce this guy. Yeah, Morgellons. 649 00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:10.360 More gallons that it? Yeah, More gallons disease victims. Some 650 00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:13.400 individuals who claim to suffer from more gallons disease have 651 00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:17.119 reported finding black goo like substances emerging from their skin. 652 00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:20.800 That's disgusting. You need to go to the fucking doctor 653 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:25.039 or a veterinarian, whichever you can afford. Get them more 654 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:25.960 gallons checked out. 655 00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:28.800 If you had a disease named after you, what would 656 00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:31.159 you want symptoms the side effects to be. 657 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.400 He's got a case of the cholics, it would be diarrhea. 658 00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.719 But when every time you go you fucking come so 659 00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:45.960 hard you you climax. It just diarrhea. It can't be 660 00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:49.440 a it can't be a solid stool. Okay. You know 661 00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.639 my dad said at dinner the other night, you know 662 00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.960 he's going Yeah, we talked about he's going through some 663 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:56.880 treatment and stuff. The doctor was talking to him about 664 00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:00.719 his bowel movements, and the doctor's like, what are you 665 00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:03.039 doing this weekend? My dad said, I'm going to the 666 00:43:03.079 --> 00:43:05.840 sauer Kraut Festival. And the doctor said, I wouldn't fucking 667 00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:08.440 do that, buddy, because you know, he's got to watch 668 00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:13.679 what he's eating, his button shit. And my dad's like, 669 00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:15.920 don't bother me. And the doctor's like, what are your 670 00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:20.280 bowel movement's like? And my dad said, doc, I ain't 671 00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:24.199 had a solid bow move in about fifteen years. And 672 00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:25.880 then the doctor asked him more and he's like, oh, 673 00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:31.920 it ain't diarrhea, it's more like soft serve. Hell yeah, dude. 674 00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:34.800 So just thinking about my dad serving fucking toilet bowls 675 00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:39.480 full of soft serve to the Montgomery County Solid Waste 676 00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:43.719 District or where the fucking turds flushed to its fucking 677 00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:47.840 filling that fucker to the brim. Give me some of 678 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.920 that twisty half chocolate half. I wonder where the black 679 00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:55.920 goose coming from. This ain't that pineapple dull wet brother, 680 00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:05.480 This is that serve who describes their shit. It's something 681 00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:10.159 so delicious, and I'm thinking I've only seen soft serve 682 00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:12.920 come out of somebody's butt one other time. Yeah, and 683 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.639 it was the two girls One Cup video. Because there's 684 00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:17.800 no way in a hell that was real poop. Oh man, 685 00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:20.400 that's I will die on that hill, buddy. Yeah, I 686 00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:22.559 want to know if that is real poop? What is 687 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:26.599 the diet. It wasn't. It wasn't. It was not real poop, 688 00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:30.280 not poop from a butt. They shot chocolate moose up 689 00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.920 into those girls' butts. Yeah, that was not fucking That 690 00:44:33.079 --> 00:44:34.800 was not shit from an ass. We'll watch it at 691 00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:36.760 the end of this episode. Okay, if it's still around, 692 00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:40.840 it has to be around. We're gaalon sufferers. They say 693 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:43.199 they got black shit coming out of their open sores, 694 00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:47.239 painful lesions that seem to emit, fibers, and other foreign material, 695 00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:50.559 which they believe is evidence of some external force or infection, 696 00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:54.760 possibly linked to nanu technology or black goo. There are 697 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.960 reports from these individuals that they have discovered small deposits 698 00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:00.920 of black oily substances in their skin or clothing, which 699 00:45:00.960 -->

00:45:03.840 they believe is related to the larger black goo conspiracy. 700 00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:10.800 All the mainstream medicine largely dismisses Morgellons as a ecological condition. 701 00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:14.800 Conspiracy theorists view these accounts as proof that black goo 702 00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:21.079 is being introduced into the human body, possibly through kim trills, vaccines, 703 00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:24.760 or contaminated water. I'll tell you what, if you're drinking 704 00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:27.000 that water and day and you're drinking my dad's soft serve. 705 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:32.559 Because I remember when we were in fifth grade, I still, 706 00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:34.320 you know, I'm still pretty good friends with the teacher. 707 00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:39.639 He's talking about modernization of water. Fucking you know now 708 00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:42.400 they clean water and stuff. Yeah, He's like, yuh, I 709 00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:44.880 might not want to believe this, but sometimes the water 710 00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.280 you go to the bathroom is the same water you're 711 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:52.480 drinking months later. And he's like, it's all part of 712 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:56.360 us recycling and reusing and cleaning the water. And I said, 713 00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:01.800 so you think it's there's chance there were drinking the 714 00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:11.119 water that Abraham Lincoln pooped in? He said, brother, there's 715 00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:12.880 not a chance of that, and then he just kept on, 716 00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:15.519 kept on teaching. But he's still to this day. 717 00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:18.599 Whenever you thought you were about to blow the lid 718 00:46:18.639 --> 00:46:24.239 off of it, he had like shitt in a hole 719 00:46:24.280 --> 00:46:27.480 on the ground. I think he ever pooped in the water. 720 00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:35.000 That's true. Abraham Lincoln never ship in a running toilet. 721 00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:38.519 I don't think probably, I would say probably not. It 722 00:46:38.599 --> 00:46:40.599 isn't that wild man. No one else is crazy. I 723 00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:42.400 don't I don't know if I've ever said this, but 724 00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:46.920 we will never ever see our own buttholes. Right, that's 725 00:46:47.400 --> 00:46:50.880 you will never You'll never You'll never even see your 726 00:46:50.920 --> 00:46:53.760 own face. You just know what the mirror tells you. 727 00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:58.840 You will never see your own face. I don't like it. 728 00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:01.840 That's weird. You'll never see see your own butthole. I 729 00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:05.480 don't know if I've ever seen my butthole. I have mine. 730 00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:10.199 You've seen my butthole. You probably have seen my butthole 731 00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:14.039 at some point. Maybe if I have, I've forgotten it. 732 00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:17.800 I'm

sorry. I remember it was one time I took 733 00:47:17.800 --> 00:47:20.000 a video of myself going to the bathroom and I 734 00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:21.920 turn around, put my butt towards the camera and just 735 00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:26.920 pulled my pants all the way down and bent over. Yeah, 736 00:47:29.519 --> 00:47:32.239 for no good reason. Sure, there's nothing to show off, 737 00:47:32.559 --> 00:47:36.920 just a Harry Sack in a butthole. Yeah, man, And 738 00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:38.960 I know what a lot of you guys thinking on 739 00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:40.719 this that are listening to you. I wish I had 740 00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:42.960 a friend that would send me snapchats of him bending 741 00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:46.800 over the waist in the bathroom. Well, I am for hire. 742 00:47:47.320 --> 00:47:49.000 There's a pay to be my friend. 743 00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:51.000 I don't know if we even talked about it, but 744 00:47:51.039 --> 00:47:52.599 there was one time when we were on the cruise 745 00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:56.559 and I think all of us went to the bathroom 746 00:47:56.599 --> 00:47:59.760 at the same fucking time, and I walk in our 747 00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:02.199 butt Jason sitting there pissing with his fucking pants and 748 00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:03.400 is underwear all the way down. 749 00:48:03.280 --> 00:48:06.199 To his ankles. And I walk in, lolist he's just 750 00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:08.480 as fucking naked ass, and he's at the stall that's 751 00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:10.760 the closest to the door. And you walk, you walk 752 00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:13.519 through the door and the stall is right there. See 753 00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:18.559 there's random people in and he's just sitting there. He 754 00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:20.559 hears me start laughing the second I come through the 755 00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:22.840 fucking door, and he's got an obnoxious laugh and he 756 00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:27.159 just starts dying laughing. And there's he's just random fucking 757 00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:30.719 people in their eyes while he's doing the fucking retard piss. 758 00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:34.599 You know the best part of that is he he 759 00:48:34.840 --> 00:48:37.000 always wears gym shorts, so I think he does this 760 00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:40.960 always more times than not. It fucked me up. That 761 00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:43.039 wasn't ready for her. You guys falling apart. I said, 762 00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:46.760 what's going on? Someone's like Jason pissing with his pants 763 00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:50.880 and under his ankles. I think you started laughing. Yeah, 764 00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:55.719 I start pissed on the wall and ship. Oh man, 765 00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:56.400 that's good times. 766 00:48:56.519 --> 00:48:59.639 I always love whenever I see a good fucking pants 767 00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:01.480 and underword down to the ash. 768 00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:08.199 Yeah, it's Some theories connect the black Goo conspiracy to 769 00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:11.679 the deep Water Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. 770 00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:17.320 We're getting hell yeah, And the aftermath of the spill, 771 00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:21.280 rumors circulated about strange black tar like substances washing up 772 00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:23.760 on the shores of the Gulf coast. Well, that's fucking oil, 773 00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:28.960 So let me debunk that for you. Eyewitnesses claimed that 774 00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:31.760 this black substance was more than just crude oil, had 775 00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:35.159 a strange consistency, and seemed to behave differently from ordinary 776 00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:40.000 oil spills. Conspiracy theorists speculate that this might have been 777 00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:43.400 a form of black goo possibly released from deep within 778 00:49:43.480 --> 00:49:46.400 the Earth as a result of the drilling process. This 779 00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:49.480 leads to further speculation to the Earth's core being home 780 00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:54.079 to hidden or ancient alien technologies, some even suggesting that 781 00:49:54.159 --> 00:49:57.599 the oil spill was intentionally triggered to release the black 782 00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:01.719 goo for study or weaponization. Then we move on to 783 00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:07.239 the paranormal angle, one of the creepiest aspects. Some believe 784 00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:09.679 that black goo is not just physical, but it is 785 00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:14.719 indeed spiritual, linking it to demonic possession possession which we've 786 00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:18.400 heard a lot over the years and covering demonic possession 787 00:50:18.480 --> 00:50:21.400 topics on this show. The goo is thought to be 788 00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:25.440 a medium through which demons or interdimensional entities can take 789 00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:28.880 control of humans. It's also been known to have shape 790 00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:33.280 shifting properties, linked to stories of demonic shape shifters. Black 791 00:50:33.360 --> 00:50:37.639 goo is said to help these entities take on different forms. 792 00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:40.360 So you come home, try and fuck your cat, But 793 00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:42.320 really it's just something. It's not really your cat, it's 794 00:50:42.639 --> 00:50:49.119 something morphed gou. It's morpho. If you've ever fucked a 795 00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:52.000 pile of morphed gou, send us an email Brohio Podcast 796 00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:56.079 at gmail dot com. We'd love to hear your story. 797 00:50:56.159 --> 00:50:57.719 We'd love to interview you and have you on the 798 00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:00.320 show if you have a sample of your fucked goo 799 00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:03.039 let us know too. That really kind email. I wanted 800 00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:05.480 to read this, see if I can find it real quick. Okay, 801 00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:08.559 is it

actually kind or are you pulling the old 802 00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:11.360 switcher roo on me? It's kind? Okay, good? I just 803 00:51:11.480 --> 00:51:14.239 liked to good people send us things that obviously mean 804 00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:16.400 a lot to them, that mean a lot to us. Sure. 805 00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:23.719 My wife, my wife hates you guys. Hell yeah. She's 806 00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:26.239 been fighting stage four cancer for the last eight years, 807 00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:28.079 and we've spent a lot of time on the road 808 00:51:28.880 --> 00:51:31.719 and in the hospitals. About this time last year, she 809 00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:36.400 was life flighted to Billings after complications from surgery. I've 810 00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:38.599 been sleeping, sleeping in the chair in the room for 811 00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:41.480 about five days. When she thought she heard me crying 812 00:51:41.639 --> 00:51:44.679 next to her, but she actually heard was me laughing 813 00:51:44.760 --> 00:51:47.559 hysterically as you talked about a visit from the Oyster Bunny. 814 00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:53.039 Oh yeah, I remember that, Thanks Biden. That Martial Law 815 00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:55.280 episode was the first time I heard of you, guys, 816 00:51:55.440 --> 00:51:57.360 And now I've listened to every one of your episodes 817 00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:00.119 at least twice in the last year. We may make 818 00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:02.239 a lot of drives from North Dakota to Montana for 819 00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:04.559 doctor's appointments, and I want to thank you too for 820 00:52:04.719 --> 00:52:08.119 making the drive so much more fun. She still hates you, guys, 821 00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:11.400 but I know she appreciates when I'm in lighthearted mood 822 00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:13.760 after listening to you guys tickle each other's chili rings 823 00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:19.239 for a couple hours. Love you guys. Nate PS, I'm tired, 824 00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:22.960 oh man. Still get a lot of emails people say 825 00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:26.960 I'm tired, dude, dude feeling man, I'm feel it all 826 00:52:26.960 --> 00:52:30.760 the way down to a bone. Thank you, Nate. We 827 00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:35.519 love you, brother. Keep keep fighting. If she did like us, 828 00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:38.639 we'd offer to zeem chat with you guys, But since 829 00:52:38.679 --> 00:52:41.760 she hates us, then that would do nothing for her. Now. 830 00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:43.719 She would just be like, why are you making me 831 00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:49.599 talk to these people? Hell yeah. Her claims that black 832 00:52:49.679 --> 00:52:53.480 Goo is part of military Black Projects cool, a nanti 833 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:57.840 tech based weapon capable of reprogramming organic life. Some say 834 00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.679 it can be used to control soldiers or even populations. 835 00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:05.119 Who knows, they're just putting on everybody over there. Now, 836 00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:08.480 these are just some military conspiracy theories linked to black Goo. 837 00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:12.239 Then there's mind control, Okay, Some theorists connect black goo 838 00:53:12.360 --> 00:53:15.679 with mk ultra like mind control experiments. I'm glad to 839 00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:20.679 leave the goo can infiltrate human biology, manipulate thoughts, and 840 00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:24.800 even hijack someone's body. That's kind of cool. And then 841 00:53:24.920 --> 00:53:29.159 again there's the link to Morgellons, a controversial mysterious condition 842 00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:33.719 where suffers believe fibers and other substances emerge from the skin. 843 00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:38.719 We talked about this one. Then there's a belief which 844 00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:41.320 I strongly believe, if I had to put my hat 845 00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:44.880 in a any ring here, if the black goo is 846 00:53:44.880 --> 00:53:49.719 alien or extraterrestrial origin, not from here. We don't know 847 00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:52.400 what to do with the black goo? What can you 848 00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:54.719 do with what? You don't know? What can you do 849 00:53:55.079 --> 00:53:59.639 with do? What can't you do with gou? Some theories 850 00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:04.679 trace black gooo's origin to ancient alien visitors. The idea 851 00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:09.039 is that black goo was left here millennia ago as 852 00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:14.119 part of terraforming project or an experiment. Others claimed black 853 00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:17.519 goo as part of the alien agenda introduced into society 854 00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:23.400 to alter human DNA or consciousness. Aliens supposedly have been 855 00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:28.760 working with governments to spread black goo globally through secret 856 00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:34.679 agreements that we've discussed in the Eisenhower Meeting the aliens. Hitler, 857 00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:39.000 he's got a fleet of fucking aliens in the Antarctica. True. 858 00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:42.519 Who's to say those guys didn't have briefcases full of 859 00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:46.519 black goo? I mean, that's the only reason to carry 860 00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:50.079 around a briefcase. Really, what do you got in the briefcase? 861 00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:51.360 Goo? 862 00:54:51.880 --> 00:55:00.599 Cash, no bood, no black gou Dude, I'm just trying 863 00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:03.840 to get that through TSA, Sarah, what is that in 864 00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:09.039 the briefcase? Dude? TSA is useless? My goo? They are 865 00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:12.559 They're bad, man. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. That's a shit show. Yeah, 866 00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:17.920 it's it's wild. It's wild. We I went through TSA 867 00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:20.079 coming home from the cruise. Yeah, and I left my 868 00:55:20.639 --> 00:55:24.360 carry on bag in TSA. We had a six hour 869

00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:27.400 wait at the airport, and five hours into that, I said, 870 00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:30.239 oh my god, I lost my carry on So I 871 00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:35.239 run back, oh no, to TSA. Uh huh, And I said, 872 00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:41.000 all I left my carry on bag here. Is it 873 00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:44.000 still here? And the guy just stared at me twenty seconds. 874 00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.559 Can you tell me what's in it? I said, yeah, 875 00:55:50.440 --> 00:55:52.440 I know for a fact. There's a really fancy set 876 00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:54.039 of binoculars in there that mean a lot to me. 877 00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:58.719 And there's a JBL speaker and he said anything else 878 00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:01.440 and I said, I don't know. Some phone chargers. He said, 879 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:07.039 you threw your peanuts away, and I said, God, damn motherfucker, 880 00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:14.719 why the aggression. Just fucking peanuts. He must have had 881 00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:17.920 a peanut allergy. I got peanuts like peanut butter peanuts 882 00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:21.400 at uh BUCkies on the way though, Yeah, nice, and 883 00:56:21.519 --> 00:56:25.360 I was eating them. I threw my bag and fuck you, dick, 884 00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:29.760 we threw your peanuts away. Yeah, I got Well, thanks 885 00:56:29.800 --> 00:56:31.599 for sparing the binoculars, asshole. 886 00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:34.679 I sent mine through the scanner and they pulled me 887 00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:36.159 off to the side and they thought I had a bomb. 888 00:56:36.360 --> 00:56:41.239 And it was just fucking twizzlers. It was my fucking 889 00:56:41.280 --> 00:56:41.880 pulling peels. 890 00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:42.119 Dog. 891 00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:44.519 My favorite, like one of my favorite snacks are those 892 00:56:44.679 --> 00:56:48.840 Twizzler tidbits, those cherry ones. Oh my god, the fucking 893 00:56:48.840 --> 00:56:51.119 pulling peels. Man, those are my ship. Those are my ship. 894 00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:52.880 Anytime I took a trip, I gotta get a bag 895 00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:54.119 of them. That's my travel candy. 896 00:56:55.079 --> 00:56:55.280 Yeah. 897 00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:58.599 And they're not Twizzlers. Actually, aren't that bad for you? 898 00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:01.079 They're really they're really I mean, they're sugary, but there's like, no, 899 00:57:01.119 --> 00:57:03.159 they're fat free and everything. So I say, you know, 900 00:57:03.239 --> 00:57:03.599 it's good. 901 00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:05.760 We had this one woman that we used to work 902 00:57:05.800 --> 00:57:11.239 with who would always tell us that, uh, that snickers 903 00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:13.159 were good for you because they had peanuts in them. 904 00:57:13.199 --> 00:57:15.960 That's not true. Yeah, they're they're pretty much about the same. 905 00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:18.480 This Also the same person also said that if you 906 00:57:18.519 --> 00:57:22.280 were to eat if you were to eat one hundred 907 00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:25.360 calorie candy bar, it was the same equivalent as if 908 00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:28.119 you ate a hundred calorie apple. It's literally the same 909 00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:33.320 exact thing. And I'm like, it's I mean a calorie Yeah, 910 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:33.760 they said. 911 00:57:33.840 --> 00:57:35.719 She says, just as good for you. Ones just as 912 00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:37.920 good for you as the other one. And I'm like, yeah, 913 00:57:37.960 --> 00:57:39.320 that's not how it works, baby girl. 914 00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:43.360 Bet you that girl's about nine, she is large. Whatever. 915 00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:46.079 You gotta tell yourself. Yes, you can still kick it 916 00:57:46.119 --> 00:57:48.800 with us, baby girl. Yep. There are claims that black 917 00:57:48.840 --> 00:57:53.719 goo appears in ancient mythology, Norse mythology. Even some associate 918 00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:59.760 black goo with the venom of Jormae gunder jormand you 919 00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:03.840 got can get her the world serpent that cool. In 920 00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:06.920 Aztech mythology, some legends speak of a dark liquid like 921 00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:10.559 force that corrupts humans. While these connections, well, they are 922 00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:14.360 a speculative, conspiracists point to them as proof that black 923 00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:21.400 goo has been known for centuries. Some conspiracy theorists believe 924 00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:24.519 black goo is a symbol of corruption in the modern world, 925 00:58:25.159 --> 00:58:27.360 and it could possibly be tied to the rise of 926 00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:33.880 global technology, corporate control, or the obsession obsession with AI. 927 00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:39.639 You saw what Elon Musk did this week. So he's 928 00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:44.679 got a robot picking up dog shit, dancing, He's got 929 00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:48.719 a rocket that fucking retracts back like a yo yo. 930 00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:55.800 Oh dude, who is this guy? Man, He's he's so 931 00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:59.239 close to being a super villain. He's got a taxi 932 00:58:59.360 --> 00:59:03.280 cab things fucking dope. You don't even have to be 933 00:59:03.400 --> 00:59:05.199 your kids. You just send him down the road. Yeah, 934 00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:09.840 there's one instance where one of the workers the taxi 935 00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:12.960 cab just brings their dog to work on their lunch 936 00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:16.840 break and then takes it home. Could you imagine just 937 00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:19.199 like train your dog to get in the car at 938 00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:23.800 fucking eleven thirty and then this thing just drives it 939 00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:25.360 to you at work and you get to chill with 940 00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:28.119 your dog on your lunch break, and you're like all right,

Pepper, 941 00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:31.440 get back in the fucking car taking it's taking you home. 942 00:59:31.719 --> 00:59:35.559 Fucking cool, dude. And it's only thirty thousand dollars. It's yeah, 943 00:59:35.719 --> 00:59:38.159 super super cheap. And I was swatching the video of 944 00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:41.679 two chains talking to one. This is fucking dope, dude. 945 00:59:41.800 --> 00:59:43.440 It was making It was like sitting behind a bar 946 00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:46.360 making fucking drinks and shit, and and there they're talking 947 00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:48.039 to you like it's stupid, like, oh, are you a 948 00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:51.679 row It's like, uh, yeah, I'm a robot. No. It 949 00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:54.480 has like the most threatening voice ever. It sounds like 950 00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:58.639 a California Yeah, chill, Yeah, super cool dude. Yeah, what's up? 951 00:59:58.679 --> 01:00:00.599 There's like, what's the hardest part about being a robot? 952 01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:05.760 And this robot AI answers it uh, just trying to 953 01:00:05.800 --> 01:00:08.960 be like you guys really. I was like, oh, fuck, no, 954 01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:12.880 thirty thousand dollars. If I could just give my family 955 01:00:12.920 --> 01:00:14.519 to quit eating out for a month, we could buy 956 01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:16.400 one of those. Yeah, And that's what I've been trying 957 01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:19.039 to tell them. He eat stuff in the cabinet so 958 01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:21.519 we can buy a fucking robot. He walked through the 959 01:00:21.559 --> 01:00:23.800 door and just sitting there fucking dancing, come home and 960 01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:28.800 just plowing your wife in half. He's like, please save me, 961 01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:36.800 so fucking splitting her ass? What are you doing? I'm 962 01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:41.440 fucking your wife, dude. You wanted to be like, I 963 01:00:41.440 --> 01:00:44.320 ain't fucking going why I'd just be like, dude, I'm 964 01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:49.920 plowing your old lady fucking hanging ten bruh. You're not 965 01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.119 gonna do it, so I'm gonna do it. Yeah, Or 966 01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:54.280 if you think you have the ability to change its voice, 967 01:00:54.719 --> 01:01:01.239 Oh yeah, I want't minus sound like Dolly, pardon my mind, 968 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:03.519 just sound like just a big fucking burly black man. 969 01:01:05.760 --> 01:01:06.519 What up, cracker? 970 01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:09.000 Y'all trying to give me to fold this fucking laundrel? 971 01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:14.559 What you got these badass kids running around here screaming 972 01:01:14.639 --> 01:01:18.719 on my fucking day? You beat they fucking ass dog. 973 01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:21.920 It helps with homework, and shit, I would buy it 974 01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:23.320 for that alone, and just I don't have to help 975 01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:30.440 with homework ever.

Again, that's great symbolism and media go likes. 976 01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:33.159 Substances in TV and movies may be signaling to the 977 01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:38.079 public that the force it's at play. Matrix's black liquid scenes, 978 01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:43.519 Stranger Things with its dark tendrils or venom all eerily similar, 979 01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:46.119 very yelp to the story. We're trying to spin about 980 01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:53.280 black Goo. Uh, now, what's the end game here? Is 981 01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:56.880 it real? What's its purpose? And there's a few different 982 01:01:56.960 --> 01:02:01.119 theories here. There's the alien colin is theory, the Goo 983 01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:04.920 is preparing Earth for alien life by altering the planet 984 01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:08.239 or its inhabitants. There's the demonic end times so I 985 01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:10.519 like this one. Some believe black Goo is part of 986 01:02:10.559 --> 01:02:14.000 a larger demonic plan to control humanity and usher in 987 01:02:14.039 --> 01:02:19.000 the apocalypse. Nice. Then there's tran humanism. We interviewed one 988 01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:20.320 of those on the show. Let's see if we get 989 01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:22.440 a lot of those nowadays, Transgender Bender. You can go 990 01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:24.719 back and look up that episode. Yeah, people hated us 991 01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:27.639 for that. The Goo is part of a broader transhuman agenda, 992 01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:31.400 merging human biology with AI or NANDU technology to create 993 01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:34.840 a new species. Hell yeah, So what do you guys 994 01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:37.320 think listening to the show. Is black Goo a real 995 01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:43.320 tangible threat lurking beneath the surface of society or just 996 01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:46.000 another wild, fucking stupid conspiracy theory that you heard on 997 01:02:46.039 --> 01:02:50.199 this podcast. Either way, and so reach out. Let us 998 01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:52.159 know what you think about black Goo. Send us an email. 999 01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:55.800 Brohio Podcast at gmail dot com. You were a friend 1000 01:02:55.840 --> 01:02:58.400 has ever been affected by black goo? If you were 1001 01:02:58.440 --> 01:03:01.039 so one you love has ever been attacked by black goo? 1002 01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:07.079 You could be making some I want to get hit 1003 01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:10.320 by a car so I can get paid some money, dude, 1004 01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:13.880 That's that's what's up. People work will be like, oh 1005 01:03:13.960 --> 01:03:16.199 watch out, I don't caring. I'm like, please bash me 1006 01:03:16.320 --> 01:03:20.400 in the fucking skull with that so I can get 1007 01:03:20.440 --> 01:03:24.199 a Lamborghini. Man, there's not a lot that I wouldn't 1008 01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:26.280 do to get me a good chunk of money. Give 1009 01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:30.519 me a hell cat.

Yeah, hell cat, turn me into 1010 01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:34.639 a black goo? Tell you what, they turned me into 1011 01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:36.079 a black goo. That's the first thing I'm doing is 1012 01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:41.800 buying a hell cat. Dude. Maybe buy me a nice, 1013 01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:45.599 big booty white woman. That's a BBW. Gary got me 1014 01:03:45.639 --> 01:03:52.159 one of those. A fat fucking an. Oh fuck man, 1015 01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:53.840 I love me some black goo. Let's get this something. 1016 01:03:53.920 --> 01:03:55.840 Hell yeah. If you like fat asses, you're listening to 1017 01:03:55.880 --> 01:04:00.840 the right podcast. We're gonna look at two girls, one cup. 1018 01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:02.760 Oh yeah, yeah. We gotta finish the we'll play it, 1019 01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:04.880 finish it out. We'll play the audio. Can we play 1020 01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:06.760 the audio? We can play the audio. It's just everybody 1021 01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:11.880 knows the song so I mean it's two girls, one cup. 1022 01:04:11.960 --> 01:04:18.320 Gotta use the index because Google. All right, that's not right. 1023 01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:23.760 Or in the corners of the guy flopping his dick 1024 01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:31.679 around and says, want it bigger? Yeah, that's kind of it. 1025 01:04:33.079 --> 01:04:42.440 Oh my god, incognitio for this one. Two girls, one cup, 1026 01:04:42.920 --> 01:05:00.519 original man, Yep, yep, yep, there it is. I'm here 1027 01:05:00.559 --> 01:05:05.360 for this though. Yeah. See see I came from a 1028 01:05:05.400 --> 01:05:10.320 butthole that can't that's not real poop. Yeah, it's it 1029 01:05:10.360 --> 01:05:17.639 looks like there's hay in it. Hey, hey, keptor fucking 1030 01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:21.280 ass in the barn before they made this video. Get 1031 01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:24.760 your fucking ass back out there in the barn, bitch. God, dude, 1032 01:05:25.000 --> 01:05:27.480 that OWDs a lot of shit from a tiny asshole. 1033 01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:29.559 Howl. 1034 01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:34.639 What if you and me don't even really poop that much? God? Yeah, 1035 01:05:39.679 --> 01:05:46.320 oh my god, that's all over her thighs. It doesn't 1036 01:05:46.320 --> 01:05:47.280 even bother me anymore. 1037 01:05:47.679 --> 01:05:49.719 No, I'm kind of desensitized. Yeah, I feel like that. 1038 01:05:50.199 --> 01:05:52.519 This is what used to get me, is this. Yeah, 1039 01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:57.280 the spitting up of it, that's not that's peanut butter. 1040 01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:00.400 If you think about it's peanut butter, it's not that bad. 1041 01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:05.360 Yeah. Yeah, Okay, that's a little. That's pretty that's pretty nasty. 1042 01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:09.719 That's pretty graphic. Yeah you can't watch can read the comments. 1043 01:06:10.599 --> 01:06:12.639 This part gets me right here too. They're throwing up, 1044 01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:15.880 throwing it up. Oh see, yeah that was real cute. Yeah, 1045 01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:18.119 that's put for sure. What do you think them girls 1046 01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:18.480 are up to? 1047 01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:18.760 Now? 1048 01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:22.840 You think got normal jobs? They throw baked tellers or something. 1049 01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:26.719 They ain't handle that well though, yeah, or she's sucking 1050 01:06:26.760 --> 01:06:29.800 on it. Can imagine how bad that smells if it's 1051 01:06:29.840 --> 01:06:32.400 just chocolate moose, like I think it is, Like I 1052 01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:34.360 know it is, and I didn't say anthing about how 1053 01:06:34.400 --> 01:06:36.199 bad it tastes. That is how bad it smells. 1054 01:06:37.440 --> 01:06:42.599 Oh man, yeah, man, that's that's that's great. I love 1055 01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:46.599 the egoes from There's like no like, no build up. 1056 01:06:46.599 --> 01:06:48.440 It's just they're sitting here, one girl sucking on another 1057 01:06:48.480 --> 01:06:50.599 girl's titties. The next thing you know, there's an asshole 1058 01:06:50.639 --> 01:06:51.480 with turds coming out of. 1059 01:06:51.559 --> 01:06:54.719 Someone shitting in a fucking tupperware bucket, someone shopping out. Hey, turds. 1060 01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:58.039 She needed something as a binder to hold all that 1061 01:06:58.079 --> 01:07:02.960 boop together, like a sick out in the yard eating 1062 01:07:03.000 --> 01:07:03.559 dead grass. 1063 01:07:03.840 --> 01:07:07.760 That bitch had worms. Yeah, I don't know man E 1064 01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:13.719 Moore Fiber crazy weird dude, far living. Yeah, people are 1065 01:07:13.719 --> 01:07:17.480 into scat though, like getting ship on, eating shit. Yeah, 1066 01:07:17.960 --> 01:07:19.400 I'm men do a lot of stuff that's definitely not 1067 01:07:19.480 --> 01:07:22.960 one of them. Can't do poop. I can't do things 1068 01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:27.239 that don't smell the way they're supposed to. Yeah, there 1069 01:07:27.320 --> 01:07:29.039 was a really weird video I saw the other day 1070 01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:31.440 with like these college age girls and they pull up 1071 01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:33.960 at this corner and there's like this fat fucking Asian 1072 01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:39.440 dude and he's like four and she's like that Asian, 1073 01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:41.440 that's rare, and they're laughing. The girls are laughing. Then 1074 01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:43.239 she pulls off her socks and she hands them the 1075 01:07:43.280 --> 01:07:46.480 guy and he gives her forty dollars. He's like, you come, come, be, 1076 01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:48.119 come by tomorrow and do the same thing, you know, 1077 01:07:48.360 --> 01:07:51.920 just like being a little fucking incel dude. Yeah, and 1078 01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:57.639 I don't. I have three daughters, right, And when one 1079 01:07:57.639 --> 01:07:59.880 of them fucking assholes get their stinky

feet near me, 1080 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:04.719 it makes you want a fucking gag. Yeah, and thank 1081 01:08:04.800 --> 01:08:08.079 god my wife doesn't have stinky feet. Oh, I got boys. Man, 1082 01:08:08.119 --> 01:08:12.599 it's fucking rough. It's brutal, brutal, and you know they 1083 01:08:12.639 --> 01:08:16.920 wear clean socks. But it's like they ship in their 1084 01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:19.560 socks and wear them around all day. It's something about 1085 01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:23.680 that fucking age. Man. They just just stink. They stink. 1086 01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:26.399 They're gross, fucking weird. 1087 01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:26.600 Man. 1088 01:08:26.600 --> 01:08:28.680 I don't like it. And then you know, you set 1089 01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:31.199 up at night all because it come. I told you 1090 01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:34.640 it's scary. Shit, dude, underwear full of come. Man, think 1091 01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:37.000 about that. You got these kids with stinky ass feet, 1092 01:08:37.039 --> 01:08:40.399 all this because it come. It really is. And then 1093 01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:44.640 you set up gripped with stress every night because you 1094 01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:48.800 you start thinking about euthanasia and ship you know, putting 1095 01:08:48.840 --> 01:08:53.479 one of them down. Can't do that. Yeah, that's only 1096 01:08:53.560 --> 01:08:57.319 for dogs and cats aside from their feet. I love 1097 01:08:57.399 --> 01:08:57.800 my kids. 1098 01:08:58.119 --> 01:09:01.119 I just don't like they just stinky, stink. Yeah, kid's 1099 01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:03.279 kids smell though, That's just what they're doing. You're a 1100 01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:05.520 lot worse off than me, Oh dude, it's fucking brutal. 1101 01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:10.119 We have two kids that have crossed the smell good 1102 01:09:10.159 --> 01:09:13.720 all the time threshold. So they'll walk by like, no, 1103 01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:15.840 I don't like your perfume, but you smell good. Yeah, 1104 01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:19.720 and then there for a while they're stealing their mom's perfume, 1105 01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:22.439 and I'm like, you need a fucking quit. 1106 01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:26.159 Yeah, this is fucking weird. This scent yeah, is meant 1107 01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:27.920 for my woman. 1108 01:09:28.239 --> 01:09:29.840 My oldest son would come into my room and steal 1109 01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:32.119 my ship and then we finally just got him a 1110 01:09:32.199 --> 01:09:32.600 scent bird. 1111 01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:33.119 Yeah. 1112 01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:35.640 Subscriptions. I'm like, dude, you say the fuck out of mind. 1113 01:09:35.680 --> 01:09:37.560 I start hiding stuff. It's too expensive to be fucking 1114 01:09:37.560 --> 01:09:40.880 around with my shit. My youngest one. They do that 1115 01:09:41.000 --> 01:09:44.720 kid fucking he stinks. Man, he's We'll walk into one 1116 01:09:44.760 --> 01:09:46.560 of our room, he's in our bed, and I'm like, dude, 1117 01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:49.000 get those fucking nasty ast feet out of my out 1118 01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:51.119 of my bed, get your ass in the shower. And 1119 01:09:51.239 --> 01:09:53.000 it's like he's at dage where like he fucking hates 1120 01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:56.439 taking a shower. And I'm like, dude, are you okay? 1121 01:09:56.600 --> 01:09:59.039 Like smelling that bad? Like, how is it okay? How 1122 01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:04.000 does it not offend your knows? He's like, uh, I'm fine, 1123 01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:07.680 Give a fuck Fortnite Fortnite twenty twenty. 1124 01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:10.920 Oh God. 1125 01:10:12.000 --> 01:10:14.680 Kids are great and awful at the same time, all 1126 01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:17.760 of them. Yeah, then they grow uped us just kind 1127 01:10:18.439 --> 01:10:22.840 wonderful smelling men. Yeah, you won't ever catch me stinking 1128 01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:25.279 bro never never, never, you might catch me in a 1129 01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:25.800 bad mood. 1130 01:10:26.520 --> 01:10:32.159 True, but my fart a lot, but catch me stinking rah. 1131 01:10:33.439 --> 01:10:36.800 Al Right, guys, time for Chick fil A nuggies, oh dude, 1132 01:10:36.880 --> 01:10:38.880 girled nuggets, Kale Sala, and a cup of fruit. You're 1133 01:10:38.880 --> 01:10:42.359 about to have you good into your night. Yeah, hell yeah. 1134 01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:45.039 Thank you so much for tuning into this episode about 1135 01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:47.439 black Goo. 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