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Hello there, welcome back.
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It is I, David Morgan, and this is the Team Wing It podcast.
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Now no one's gonna tell you what episode we're up to, but to tell you the truth, I can't remember.
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I haven't done an episode since early July, I believe it was.
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So yes, considering we are now in August.
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The 20th of August It's been a little bit of a slack time for me.
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I've been busy um between Josh and his knee and everything else, and well, just so much else going on in life.
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You know what?
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I just haven't had a lot of time to myself to get shit done.
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And um What do you do?
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While we're on the subject of Josh's knee, on Tuesday, Josh and I went and saw his surgeon or whatever the fuck they want to call it.
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And the good news is Josh does not need surgery.
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So hurrah for him.
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But he does have to keep doing exercise and physio and rehab and whatever the fuck else they want to call it.
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And I don't have a lot of what's the word?
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Belief in him.
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I don't think he's going to do it when he's not here being constantly reminded.
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So it is hopefully not, but it is only a matter of time before it happens again, and he ends up back in hospital.
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And we'll push the issue then.
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So we'll wait and see.
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But the the good news is no surgery.
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Hello, sir! Hello.
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Now, we went and saw a surgeon yesterday, didn't we?
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Yes, we did.
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And what did he say?
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I don't have to have surgery.
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So the good news is he can now walk around without a knee break.
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Hurrah.
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But he still has to do his exercises, otherwise his knee could pop like a champagne cock.
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So, sunshine, do your exercise.
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We don't want to go back to hospital.
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I will.
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Is there anything else you'd like to tell the good people in the team?
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Team we get the video universe.
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No, not really.
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And that little audio clip was a bit from a video I took on Saturday, I believe it was.
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No.
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Wait, Wednesday.
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My God.
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Wednesday there was a student-free day because of a teacher striking all this bullshit, and I had the day off anyway, so yes, I decided to do a little bit of a video where I'm interviewing Josh because I have a microphone or like a wireless microphone that looks like I can do interviews.
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And um yeah, I just never got around to doing anything without video.
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In fact, I haven't done much of anything with any videos.
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I think I've only done two or three for the whole year.
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Which for me is just stunningly bad.
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Normally I've done Sunday sippers and all sorts of stuff.
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But once again, life I'm enjoying life without getting the camera out.
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So you'll get over I weren't that popular to begin with, so I'm not too fast.
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But um this Thursday coming up, and this is why I'm talking about Josh again and videos.
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He goes, Dad, can we do a video on Thursday?
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Because it is his birthday.
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He is turning 13.
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So I am just about to be the son of a teenager.
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Considering his mother is a redhead named Karen, and I'm me.
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Oh boy, this could be interesting.
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Anyone want a kid?
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I will sell him.
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Actually, you know what?
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I'll pay you to take him some days.
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Most of the time he's pretty good though.
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But yeah, so I have, or I'm soon to have, a teenage boy.
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Oh my god, they're already starting to smell.
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It's not good.
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Men without cocks.
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You wouldn't find me fighting in an army if I had an old cock.
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What's left to fight for?
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Gold.
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I spend my life around soldiers.
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What do you think they spend that gold on?
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Family.
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Not without a cock, you don't.
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Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.
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Well, that last little bit was from the show Game of Thrones, which I and Leanne have only just gotten around to watching.
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Yeah, I know we're about 15 years behind the rest of the world, but let's face it, I do things in Dave time.
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And um, yeah, Leanne and I had finished watching Vikings and then started watching Vikings of Valhalla, and that didn't really
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grasp us.
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So it's like, nah, let's watch Game of Thrones, let's give this a shot.
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And it's like, okay.
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And I remember a comedian that I love, Brendan Burns, did a thing and he was just making a mockery of it because he didn't understand and didn't follow it and all this.
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And he's talking about incest and dragons and tits don't burn and dead white cunts and all this sort of thing.
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And um So I thought, yeah, okay, 15 years later I'll watch this.
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And um it's actually been pretty good.
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There have been some sort of episodes where it's like, eh.
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But we've got three episodes to go until the end.
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Only three.
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We have made it through almost eight full episodes.
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Now there have been some episodes we've had to watch twice because one of us keeps falling asleep through these things.
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But I will not tell you which one because I do not want to incriminate either party.
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But I must say I have really enjoyed that.
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And then apparently there's um what was it?
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Something of dragons or something that's a prequel, and so that's now going on.
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It's like, uh, do we have to watch the prequel?
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Because we watched Vikings Valhalla and that wasn't good.
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So how about we just stay with the original series and just that is it?
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Oh, the one they called the dog.
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Fuck off.
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They told me you were mean.
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Were you born mean or you just said wild ones?
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I don't give two shits about wildings.
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Gingers I hate.
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Gingers are beautiful.
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You're kissed by fire, just like you.
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Don't point your fucking finger at me.
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So the World Cup has been and gone, and Josh and I were actually getting into it.
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I was enjoying it because well, not actually the soccer.
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I only watched one whole game, and um it was on a lot at work because a lot of the guys at work love soccer.
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So you could enter the tea room at any one point in time, and if there was a game on, they're all crowded around watching it.
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Slack bastards.
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But anyway, I liked it because I kept seeing reels on Instagram of the crowds.
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There was the Norwegian crowd, there was a Scottish crowd that went and drank Boston out of beer in one weekend or something or other.
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Um the Vikings, there was the Norwegians, and then there was Norway with is it Holland Haaland, whatever his name is, the big blonde giant dude.
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Man, the fans were nuts.
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It was just so much fun watching them.
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They were just they turned America into their own personal playground.
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And it was fun.
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Like they'd go to the golf, they'd go to the basketball, they'd go to baseball.
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The Scottish fans went to a baseball game and over the PA they started doing the I will walk, what is it, 500 miles?
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And they cut it off about 30 seconds in.
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The crowd, all Scottish fans, just kept singing that song to the end.
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They did not give a shit.
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And yeah, uh other fans went to basketball and they were just doing their rowdy soccer stuff.
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And yet you see the look on the basketball players like, what in the blue hell is going on here?
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This is nuts.
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So, yes.
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Josh enjoyed the soccer.
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I enjoyed just watching the crowd because it was great.
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It was actually a lot of fun.
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And yeah, the one game I did actually watch was I think it was Norway, was Haaland.
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I think that was it versus England in the semis or something or other where England went and beat them.
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I could happily wait, I don't know, is it another four years for the World Cup?
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I couldn't tell you how often it is.
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But talking about soccer, the guys at work, and there are quite a few guys there, and we've all gotten to be pretty good friends, like they're all Indian, Nepalese, just all different nationalities.
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And they were all mad on the soccer, and they play indoor soccer on a Thursday night, and they've invited me to play.
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Now these arseholes are all in their twenties.
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And I told them, you know I'm 48.
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You know I'm old.
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Are you just trying to kill the old man?
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And they're all laughing at it.
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Ha ha ha.
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This is gonna be fun.
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So next Thursday, hopefully, I'll play my first game.
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And let's see if the old man can actually hang with them playing a game that I know nothing
about.
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The only thing I know is don't touch the ball with your hands.
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Anything else?
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I don't know.
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I'm just gonna tackle people.
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Probably not allowed to do that.
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I wonder if I'm allowed to pick them up and give them a wrestling suplex type thing.
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Probably frowned upon, but oh well.
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We'll talk about it later the next day, I guess.
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I totally work with fucking children.
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I respect So to end this out.
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I don't know how many people know or care, but Faith No More is coming back and they're doing a tour with Sister Move Down in January 27th, I believe it is.
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So I am going and I'm taking Josh with me.
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So Josh, myself, my sister and her boyfriend.
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They're all we're all going.
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And it's probably a good thing because if it wasn't for Josh and Kate, I probably would have gone down into onto the floor into the mosh pit and regretted it for days afterwards.
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Which I've done at many concerts.
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I stage dived at the York Unidale at for Friends of Rom.
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So and that was only a couple of years ago.
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So chances are I would have tried being in the mosh pit and had a lot of fun at the time and regretted it for days later.
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So I'm looking forward to this.
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Josh is looking forward to this.
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And um the good thing is, so I get to see Iron Maiden and Megadeth in November?
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Pretty sure that's November.
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And then I get to see Sister Move Down and Faith No More.
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Now Faith No More was my last big show that I really wanted to see.
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Because they were meant to come out and then COVID hit and every other band sort of rescheduled, but Mike Patton's had mental issues, anxiety, something or other.
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So he just cancelled everything.
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And I was shitty.
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As were many, many people.
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So yes, Faith No More is the last big thing I really want to see.
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I am excited.
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Josh is excited.
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And um yes, on that note, since I ended the last podcast with Faith No More, I can't do it again.
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So I'm gonna do this.
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This is gonna be what is it?
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Kill Rock and Roll by System Over Down off the hypnotize album.
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And look, it may not be everyone's cup of tea.
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But yes.
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Fuck yes.
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I'm a little upset that Faith No More are opening for Sister Move Down.
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I would have much preferred it the other way around since I've seen System numerous times.
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But you know what?
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You can't have it all your own way, can ya?
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And on that note, I'm gonna go enjoy this, don't enjoy it, it's up to you.
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And um, yeah, hopefully it doesn't take me another two or three months to record again.
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Alright, Twiddle, people.