Full Transcript for Doug Budin Unleashed: Childhood Scars, Cancelled Costumes, and Bravo-Level Drama

Buden. 73 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:20.720 He's hilarious and I'm pretty much Oh. I got my 74 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:23.120 laptop back. That was a fun thing. I went down 75 00:04:23.120 --> 00:04:26.759 to the Soho Apple store and a non binary person 76 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:30.759 recognized me from the Internet and the radio. That was 77 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:33.560 always flattering to be recognized. I was also recognized on 78 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:37.360 the flight. I felt like such a celebrity. There's a 79 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:39.120 lot going on in the world. Andy and I played 80 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:46.000 a prank on Howard Stern that was really fun. Send 81 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.360 me good vibes, Send me good vibes that I make 82 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:53.879 it through this trip in one piece and not covered 83 00:04:54.720 --> 00:05:02.319 in lube. Okay, enjoy, Doug. We just told it. Okay, Okay, 84 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:03.920 I'm gonna sit close to you to make sure we're 85 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:06.360 in the frame. Yeah, get close, get uncomfortably close. 86 00:05:06.519 --> 00:05:11.639 Wait a minute. This is a Bravo pillow. 87 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:17.000 Show. The camera are are you were on high? We started? 88 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:20.639 Oh we did. This is a pillow of Craig conovers 89 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:25.959 from Sewing down South. Okay, so that Southern Charm. 90 00:05:25.639 --> 00:05:29.079 Viewers will know that Laura Marie Shane Hall's just went 91 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:31.240 off about how bad these pillows were. But these are 92 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:31.800 this is nice. 93 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:32.680 Thought it was nice. 94 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:34.639 I think she thought they were overpriced and she was. 95 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.319 She was personally offended by this pillow. 96 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:42.120 Okay, okay, so I I really upped my pillow game here. 97 00:05:42.319 --> 00:05:46.079 This is so I gotta tell you these some of 98 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.839 these are inexpensive. I bought too. It was a pair, 99 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:53.240 and they were not. They were not too expensive. That's 100 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:56.240 super cheap and very old. It's relegated to hear. 101 00:05:56.519 --> 00:05:59.240 But Rosebud, this is the most expensive one. 102 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:02.600 I got this at see And so I was like 103 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:05.839 I love this sort of shin wazerie moment. Yeah yeah, 104 00:06:05.879 --> 00:06:08.319 and then so I meant it. So it was forty dollars. 105 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:10.920 Maybe it was thirty dollars, but then it said, oh 106 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:12.600 do you want down? I said, yeah, I want down, 107 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:15.839 So then it became fifty dollars. And then it said, 108 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:19.639 oh do you want it double sided? And I said yeah, 109 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:21.759 So then it became one hundred dollars. 110 00:06:22.240 --> 00:06:23.079 I think that's worth it. 111 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:25.000 And then it said what about the piping? So I 112 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:27.360 paid fifteen So this one pillow was one hundred and 113 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:28.240 fifteen dollars. 114 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.759 That's nothing. See how much was this? How much was 115 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:34.399 the quick Okay, well that's this is worth forty. 116 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:37.040 Yeah, I'm okay with it. 117 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:41.879 I'm looking at it's tigers. What's it called? Sewing down South? 118 00:06:41.879 --> 00:06:42.600 Swing down South? 119 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:45.600 Okay, cute, well, bravo, congrats, congratstick. 120 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:47.639 And then this one I just got. This was I 121 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:50.600 love this Jonathan Adler sale. You have to wait for 122 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:51.040 the sale. 123 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:51.680 I love it. 124 00:06:51.920 --> 00:06:52.160 Yeah. 125 00:06:52.199 --> 00:06:56.079 It's one shirt. Yeah, and it's simple. It's a palm 126 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:57.360 tree and a starfish. 127 00:06:57.600 --> 00:06:59.399 Yeah. That's that's all you need in life. 128 00:06:59.480 --> 00:07:01.720 It's like you and me, who's the pump tree. Who's 129 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:02.240 the starfish. 130 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:05.680 I'll be the starfish. Okay, sort of like a little blobular. 131 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:09.079 I've never seen a starfish in real life. Oh that's 132 00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:11.720 not true. That place where you stick your hand in 133 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:14.000 it like an aquarium place. 134 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:16.600 The West Side Club, you know what I mean. 135 00:07:16.879 --> 00:07:18.600 They set up those things for kids. 136 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.639 Waiting ull tidepool. 137 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:22.240 Yeah. 138 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:25.079 Yeah, like a petting zoo for the marine leg exactly. 139 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:27.439 Okay, aquatic aquansiasts. 140 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:31.639 I love those. I got stung by a stingray. You did, Yes, 141 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:32.519 aren't those? 142 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:33.160 That's dangerous? 143 00:07:33.160 --> 00:07:35.680 A year and a half ago. It was right after 144 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:38.399 my show on Tuesdays, and I do you want to 145 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:38.920 get forks? 146 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:42.959 I mean this is the most not awkward at all. 147 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:46.040 Hold it up, pop, we can get you can get 148 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:47.800 a fork or a knife. We could get something, some 149 00:07:47.879 --> 00:07:48.639 sort of tweezer. 150 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:50.199 It's just a stick or something. 151 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:51.040 Do you want to get a stick? 152 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:51.360 No? 153 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:52.319 No, we can take a break. 154

00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:54.920 No. See, because I'm easy, I go with the flow, John. 155 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:57.759 I mean in theory, some of the like fitness influencers 156 00:07:57.759 --> 00:07:59.519 who use these, they put they put them on their 157 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:01.399 ball cap and they clip it up here so they 158 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:02.600 can talk while they're working out. 159 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:09.519 Well, on Workout in fact, season two, watch What Happens 160 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:14.959 Live special after show. Yes, the most oft written question 161 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:18.160 was what are those necklaces you're wearing? And they said 162 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:18.839 they were mics. 163 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:20.160 They were mics, yeah. 164 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:22.360 And those were like, please, but necklaces. 165 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:24.600 I know. I didn't bring you a necklace. I'm sorry, 166 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:27.319 but I can give you alist. 167 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:29.439 But I did. We'll do that later. But I did 168 00:08:29.519 --> 00:08:30.639 watch that show. 169 00:08:30.720 --> 00:08:33.639 Okay, thank you for watching listen. It's not necessary, but 170 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.080 you always go above and beyond. Thank you for the 171 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:38.320 delicious ice coffee too. So you made this in a 172 00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:40.559 two thousand dollars coffee I have the. 173 00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:44.240 Most expensive coffee machine ever, but you ratter love it? 174 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:47.759 Yeah, I can definitely taste it. 175 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:52.759 Kitchen Aid KF eight available in my Amazon Things place 176 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:54.759 on Amazon, but it's now it's on sale. 177 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:56.200 We have to talk about that. I have a whope, 178 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:59.000 I have a question about the Amazon thing. But you 179 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:01.360 did watch Workout? Did you ever seen work Out before? Yeah? 180 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:02.039 I watched it. 181 00:09:02.080 --> 00:09:03.559 By the way, I don't give a shit anymore. I'm 182 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:05.120 so done. I cannot wait for it to be over. 183 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:07.000 I can't believe I'm actually going to finish. 184 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:09.279 I thought I was going to watch all of it 185 00:09:09.480 --> 00:09:12.720 up to season three, episode five. But I didn't watch 186 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:16.159 season one, and then I watched some of season two, 187 00:09:16.200 --> 00:09:17.679 and then I thought, oh, I'll watch the watch what 188 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:20.399 Happens Live like the reunion, because that'll show me all 189 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:20.960 the clips. 190 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:23.039 Yeah, but once. 191 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:26.720 Greg Plitt arrived on the scene, I was okay watching 192 00:09:27.240 --> 00:09:30.159 episodes one through four to get to five. 193 00:09:30.440 --> 00:09:33.440 Yes, well, this is the fourth time on the show 194 00:09:33.480 --> 00:09:34.840 I've had to do this. But do you know about 195 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:36.080 Greg Play. 196 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:39.960 Died while filming a video runned over by a train 197 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:40.720 in Burbank. 198 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:44.759 Tears to you, Greg, that's sad. Now, what do you think? 199 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:47.159 The theory is, why didn't hear the train coming? He 200 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:49.000 had a crew with him. Why did no one see 201 00:09:49.039 --> 00:09:49.559 the train coming? 202 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:51.960 Okay, the art tied to the track the article that 203 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:55.080 I will you do. There is video, not just of 204 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:56.840 the crew. I don't know if the crew filmed it, 205 00:09:56.879 --> 00:09:58.799 but there's video from the train cab. 206 00:09:59.360 --> 00:09:59.639 Fuck. 207 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:04.559 So was he well? I didn't, I don't know. I 208 00:10:04.559 --> 00:10:07.240 mean probably he was shooting a fitness thing, so he 209 00:10:07.279 --> 00:10:11.200 probably was. The theory is that he thought he was 210 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:15.639 on the track parallel to the one the train was 211 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:20.399 going to run. The train on the parallel track. 212 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:21.639 I might cry. 213 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:24.879 So, I mean it's it is really sad, and the saddest. 214 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:27.000 Part of that it was in Burbank. I know you're 215 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:28.679 gonna die on train tracks. At least let it be 216 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:31.480 like Transylvania or Transylvania. I don't know. 217 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:33.480 You know about northern California. 218 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:37.679 Yeah, a beautiful place, yes, exactly to first of. 219 00:10:37.679 --> 00:10:40.360 All, is Transylvania so picturesque? Have you? 220 00:10:40.559 --> 00:10:43.000 Yes? Isn't it? Isn't it? Castles and ship? 221 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:47.879 Well, there's at least one, but I've never been Canada. 222 00:10:48.159 --> 00:10:50.600 Just someplace with a beautiful scenery. Yes, I don't know. 223 00:10:50.639 --> 00:10:53.360 Why is it Transylvania a vampire? 224 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:56.919 Well, it is rather very It's a very specific choice. 225 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:00.440 I immediately went to, like on your Mac there's that 226 00:11:00.679 --> 00:11:03.279 screen the picture that's like that bridge. 227 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:05.519 Yeah, that type of ship. 228 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:08.039 Okay, it could have been out. 229 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:11.240 To ri I p Greg love you. He does look 230 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:11.919 he looks great. 231 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:15.200 He does he's I mean he was so handsome. I 232 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:18.919 remember him, you do, yes, I absolutely

remember. But minute 233 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.639 I saw him on the rewatch, I was like, oh, yeah, 234 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:25.159 I remember him. He hid very little teeth. 235 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:27.039 There was something there is going on. 236 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.679 A bit of a not a sibilant s. But that weird. 237 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:34.679 Speech Mariah Carrey almost I don't. 238 00:11:34.440 --> 00:11:37.440 Know that I've ever seen her speak, But he didn't 239 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.519 open his mouth a lot, and he definitely had little, 240 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:43.320 little teeth, which is usually I'm weary of people with 241 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:44.039 small teeth. 242 00:11:44.200 --> 00:11:45.960 No, and you're looking at my teeth to make sure 243 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:48.240 they're not small. They're big. But I'm going to get 244 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:49.919 them even bigger. I'm gonna go to Smile Texas to 245 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:50.919 get the same teeth as Tamra. 246 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:52.919 Judge, are you getting big? Are you getting new teth? 247 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:53.720 I'm getting your teeth. 248 00:11:54.559 --> 00:11:58.519 Why that's a real great use of your money. Why 249 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:01.360 not book an e Contra up to Transylvania for the. 250 00:12:01.279 --> 00:12:05.559 Same I could I need implants on the bottom. We 251 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.360 just because John Hill's t I It's not for aesthetic reasons. 252 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:10.480 I'm happy with my top teeth. The problem is that 253 00:12:10.600 --> 00:12:12.679 I need implants on the bottom. I need some implants 254 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.039 and it's gonna cost me fifty seven thousand dollars here 255 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:17.279 in La. So I'm working out a deal with Smile 256 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:19.080 Texas to kind of do the whole mouth. 257 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:20.960 Oh I did hear you talk about It's not. 258 00:12:20.960 --> 00:12:23.480 About like I could get veneers in Burbank. In fact, 259 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:26.600 I have gotten vinears on Burbank on a train while alive. 260 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:29.960 But I'm gonna go to Smile, Texas, okay, and they're 261 00:12:29.960 --> 00:12:32.480 gonna they're gonna do the I have a prosthenonis, I 262 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:35.320 have a periodonist, I have a dentist. I have five 263 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:37.320 different people working on this now and it's so much 264 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:39.360 and it's too annoying. So they're gonna do it all 265 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:42.759 one stop shop and they're gonna make my top teeth 266 00:12:42.759 --> 00:12:43.240 look snap. 267 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:45.320 I mean, if that's what you want, then you should 268 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:45.679 do it well. 269 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:48.279 I want teeth. I don't know if I want, Like if. 270 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:53.039 You don't have Greg Plitt teeth, that's true, and neither 271 00:12:53.080 --> 00:12:53.720 do you. 272 00:12:53.759 --> 00:12:56.919 No, I don't you have great natural These are all. 273 00:12:56.799 --> 00:13:00.399 Mine except this half of this one's plastic because when 274 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:02.600 I was thirteen, I got into a fight with Ricky 275 00:13:02.679 --> 00:13:06.279 lou What happened, and he threw a light bulb at 276 00:13:06.279 --> 00:13:09.200 me and it cracked my tooth, And that's plastic. 277 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:12.519 One time I was at church and I shared a 278 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:18.799 birthday with Johnny Carson, Pele the soccer player, and Renee 279 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:22.879 the girl from Bible School, And I don't say that pejoratively. 280 00:13:23.159 --> 00:13:27.720 She was. Actually yeah, but she was, you know, whatever 281 00:13:27.720 --> 00:13:31.360 that diagnosis is, she was, she was, she was she yeah, 282 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:33.440 she was wonderful, but she you know, she had some issues. 283 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:37.240 She had some temper issues. And she stabbed me with 284 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:40.320 a like you know, if you're making a puppet about 285 00:13:40.320 --> 00:13:42.080 the Bible, like a puppet show with the Bible, and 286 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:44.159 you have doing a puppet show, she. 287 00:13:44.120 --> 00:13:47.519 Took those Bible. I'm Jewish. 288 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:48.919 You have the Bible. 289 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:53.480 We have a Bible. I own one. I own one. 290 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:57.759 I'm leaving because was going to stay over. Oh you 291 00:13:57.879 --> 00:13:59.879 got to decorate. 292 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:01.960 That Bible that I put it in the nights down. 293 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:05.519 So smart Vicky, so she'll feel safe. Yeah yeah, okay. 294 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:08.919 But anyway, so she stabbed she stabbed me stick something. 295 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:12.679 She's stabbed me with the rod that moves the arms 296 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:16.879 of the puppet in the Bible. The puppet shows. 297 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:18.799 About the Bible not as important as the party was 298 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:20.159 a puppet's. 299 00:14:19.559 --> 00:14:21.399 Trying to set the scene. She stabbed me in the eye. 300 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:24.120 And then did you retaliate when you got a light 301 00:14:24.159 --> 00:14:25.159 bulb throwing your teeth? 302 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:28.879 I don't. I don't think so. I mean, I'm he's 303 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:29.879 still one of my closest. 304 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:32.000 Are you serious, Yes, well you're so forgiving. 305 00:14:32.159 --> 00:14:34.440 And his mother met when they were pregnant with us. 306 00:14:34.440 --> 00:14:35.679 That was like me and my friend John. 307 00:14:36.200 --> 00:14:39.279 And then see that that beautiful photograph of the opera 308 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:41.799 house and noto. He and I took that

together. He's 309 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:44.639 a photographer and he used to shoot for a contentass traveler. 310 00:14:44.960 --> 00:14:47.960 He trained me to assist him on all the jobs, 311 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:50.519 so he and I traveled around the world. I got 312 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:53.200 paid to travel around the world with him. 313 00:14:53.240 --> 00:14:55.279 So it was just a mild violence. 314 00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:57.320 Yes, okay, I don't know. I mean it was. It's 315 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.559 a very odd thing to be playing with the light bulb. 316 00:14:59.600 --> 00:15:01.840 Well, these look great, they look like I think Jewish 317 00:15:01.840 --> 00:15:03.639 people have strong natural teeth. 318 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.159 I had raises and the orthodontist used to tie my 319 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:10.279 wrists down to the chair. That's because my sister went 320 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:12.600 to him and she was a bier, so he was 321 00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:17.399 nervous about me. Yes, and my orthodontist, doctor Levy, he 322 00:15:17.639 --> 00:15:22.320 is so seventies. He had It was a circular floor 323 00:15:22.759 --> 00:15:26.240 with two chairs and he would see two patients at once, 324 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:29.080 so he would know. I swear to God, he would 325 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:31.440 press the pedal and you would rotate like one of 326 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:32.720 those fancy restaurants at the. 327 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:34.440 Top of a Lazy Susan, Yes, a. 328 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:37.759 Lazy Susan, And you would rotate around and there was 329 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:42.759 a weird divider that showed like like lava lamp images 330 00:15:42.840 --> 00:15:43.080 on it. 331 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:48.679 Very seventies, yes, very seventies, but that yeah wow. 332 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:50.759 And I wore braces, but I didn't wear the rubber bands. 333 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:52.320 And he would say did you wear your rubber bands? 334 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:54.240 And would say, of course I did. And then he 335 00:15:54.279 --> 00:15:55.960 would say, you didn't wear your rubber bands. 336 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.360 They always know more rubber band? Did you lie to 337 00:15:58.399 --> 00:15:58.919 your doctor? 338 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.519 Uh? We used to see the same doctor. 339 00:16:02.840 --> 00:16:03.519 Yes, we did. 340 00:16:04.120 --> 00:16:06.679 What happened he retired. 341 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:09.360 I still think it could have been we had him killed. 342 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:12.679 I think I remember he did a hip of violation. 343 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:18.120 Oh wait, what was the hip of violation? I got 344 00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:19.159 an I got a weird email. 345 00:16:19.320 --> 00:16:22.720 I got the email and I called you and I said, 346 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:25.360 give me that email and he said, no, let me 347 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:27.440 look at our job. 348 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:30.639 It was everyone's information see. 349 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:35.840 His entire practice instead of bccing so. And there were 350 00:16:35.879 --> 00:16:39.080 some there were some notable people. 351 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:42.879 We go to a gay homosexual West Hollywood doctor where 352 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:46.360 everyone goes to get their prepens such have that email 353 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:47.759 you saved it speaking. 354 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:51.000 It was so interested to see how many famous people 355 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:54.639 it's just their names John at gmail dot com. It 356 00:16:54.720 --> 00:16:58.080 was like people's actual names at Gmail. 357 00:16:58.240 --> 00:17:00.799 I didn't even look at I just saw and was shocked. 358 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:03.159 And then I said Tim minute, I was like, did 359 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:05.319 you mean to do He was like, oh my god, 360 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:07.319 Oh my god. And then then we got an email 361 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:09.680 an hour later that was like doctor Z and so 362 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:13.680 wishes to reverse or pull back or whatever, you know, 363 00:17:13.799 --> 00:17:14.960 ignore that email. 364 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:18.680 Uh huh, you can't put the genie back in the inbox. 365 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:22.119 That was it. Yeah, anyway, I don't see him anymore. 366 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:24.680 Well I'm I'm in the same office. Well who do 367 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:27.839 you You don't go to doctor V. No, I go to 368 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:31.400 doctor V. I moved. Yes, he's concierge. You have to 369 00:17:31.400 --> 00:17:33.119 pay five hundred dollars a year, but it's worth it 370 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:35.519 because if I'm paying five hundred dollars a year, that 371 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:38.359 means in my mind that I can harass you morning, 372 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:40.799 noon and night and say what do you think about this? 373 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:42.039 Have you ever heard of this? 374 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:46.799 And I maybe I'll look into it to see that 375 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:47.960 guy Kenny. 376 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.200 Okay, you need to move to doctor V because Jake 377 00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:55.240 his pay, you're going to be into it. Oh, he's 378 00:17:55.240 --> 00:18:00.440 a TikToker. He's not. He's not doing his job. He's not. 379 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:01.519 I don't want to see. 380 00:18:01.559 --> 00:18:03.319 He's in his scrubs and all of his he's just 381 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:05.599 spending his time doing tiktoks. But he's so sweet and 382 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:06.160 he's so hot. 383 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:10.240 I do have a thing about you. I only see 384 00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:15.200 really hot doctors unless they're gonna see me naked. Then 385 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.640 I don't want a hot doctor. My eye doctor super hot, 386 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:20.400 My chiropractor.

387 00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:21.960 Proceeds, doctor geech. 388 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:25.119 My vet was super hot. Yeah, the bets are always hot, 389 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:26.920 but my gp I just want I don't want. 390 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:30.359 Well, he checked my testicles about a month ago, and 391 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:33.640 he just happened twice. I mean there for my annual 392 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:37.480 physical and he goes, hey, so this is Dan. Dan 393 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:40.480 is a medical student. Would you mind if he observes? 394 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.880 And I'm like, well, you're both gonna look at my 395 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:45.559 balls because like, I'm not a shower, I'm a grower 396 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:49.640 and my balls are neither they're they're barely there. I 397 00:18:49.680 --> 00:18:51.880 don't yeah, I don't feel comfortable, especially in those the 398 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:54.160 harsh lighting. My balls don't look good in harsh light, 399 00:18:55.960 --> 00:19:00.680 you know. Anyway, so Kenny beat you up. I mean, 400 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:05.680 what's his name? What's your friend's name? Ricky beat you up? Okay? 401 00:19:05.680 --> 00:19:09.640 Well I was going to say I retaliated against Renee, 402 00:19:09.799 --> 00:19:13.480 but you guys became friends. Renee died, not from me, 403 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:16.759 but I have have you ever beaten someone? 404 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:21.359 Not really? Okay, I mean remember only at they ask 405 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:26.680 I was yeah, no, Remember I went to Quaker school. 406 00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:27.160 Okay. 407 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:29.759 So Pacifism is in my blood. 408 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:31.640 I never got in a facifit except just one time 409 00:19:31.640 --> 00:19:32.960 I hit a kid with a tennis racket. 410 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:35.720 Well, it sounds like you did something to Renee. I 411 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:38.119 know I said you retaliated. 412 00:19:38.480 --> 00:19:40.920 I sorry, a different story I did. I think I 413 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:43.680 slapped her maybe, but just out of shock. 414 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:44.720 You bet. 415 00:19:47.640 --> 00:19:51.160 You. That's as far as I could go. Okay, should 416 00:19:51.160 --> 00:19:53.400 we get back to work out? Okay? So you watched 417 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:56.920 the show Greg plitz Hot. This episode is you know, 418 00:19:57.119 --> 00:19:59.559 we're almost to the end of the entire series. 419 00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:02.960 This this episode, we're at the Dolphin Resort, right, which I 420 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.759 looked up in Pismo Beach. It says it's a five star, 421 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:11.440 lots of accommodation choices, one bedroom, two bedroom, one bedroom, studio, studio, 422 00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:14.559 studio with you tons of accommodation choices. 423 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:17.960 Have you been to a northern California resort like that, 424 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:21.599 like uh Esselon or anything like that? 425 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:21.759 No? 426 00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:23.519 You have you heard the story about Barbara Streisen and 427 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:26.480 Donna Karen going to Esselin in her book. See, I 428 00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:27.960 want to go to Eslin. It's this place where you 429 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:30.039 can like take a mulch bath and you go to 430 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:34.079 the heated pools naked and you go through like a. 431 00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:35.440 You could do that in my backyard. 432 00:20:35.519 --> 00:20:38.880 I know there are people out there doing it right now. Well, 433 00:20:38.920 --> 00:20:41.960 it is hot as ball, right, it's so fucking hot. Well, 434 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:43.799 I want to go to Esselon. Maybe we can go together. 435 00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:45.680 You'd be Donna Karen, I'll be Barbara Stice. 436 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:48.720 But I'm not. I think a spa is wasted on me. 437 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:53.000 I'm not. I like a facial by an Eastern European 438 00:20:53.039 --> 00:20:55.720 woman who like, you can't go, you can't be seen 439 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:58.000 in public for two or three days after. I love 440 00:20:58.079 --> 00:21:00.359 that the extractions. I don't need to see weed. I 441 00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:01.559 don't need a mulch, I. 442 00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:02.720 Don't need a hot stone. 443 00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:04.839 I've never had a hot I just want to I. 444 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:08.720 Want an elbow. I want a really hard massage. Yeah, yeah, 445 00:21:08.759 --> 00:21:10.559 I don't need a Yeah, but I want to go 446 00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:12.119 to a mulch bath. I want to like lay around 447 00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:15.519 naked and like look at the cliffs of mal Tarmel. 448 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:18.319 Oh hi, I've oh hi to you too. 449 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:21.440 They went there with the cucumber water. That's what I remember. 450 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:25.240 I got in the pools and OHI those little hot springs. 451 00:21:25.559 --> 00:21:26.119 Did you do that? 452 00:21:26.279 --> 00:21:29.119 No? But I did do a hot spring in desert 453 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:30.039 hot springs. 454 00:21:30.400 --> 00:21:32.960 I hate the desert. When I went in Budapeste, I 455 00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:38.240 went in Budapest hotel poop to the bath. Yes, I 456 00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:42.279 went in college and it was shocking. Yeah, it wasn't sexual, 457 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.359 No it was. It was not at all. It was. 458 00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:47.839 It was very asexual in fact. 459 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:53.680 Yeah, Buda. I liked Budapeste. Okay, well, there were neo 460 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:54.359 Nazis there. 461 00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:56.480 Somebody was murdered. I was staying at the Four Seasons 462 00:21:56.519 --> 00:21:59.720 and somebody was murdered like two days before we got there. 463

00:22:00.119 --> 00:22:02.119 And I was there for gay Pride. And we went 464 00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:04.799 to gay Pride and the police put a fence around 465 00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:07.119 Gay Pride and you had to have like a police 466 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:08.799 escort to get in or out. I was with my 467 00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:11.319 friend Sal and he's like, what are we doing here. 468 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:16.839 What year was this two thousand and seventeen, eighteen, twenty. 469 00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:19.119 Eighteen, okay, so kind of recent recent enough. 470 00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:22.400 Then we went on. We took the train from Budapest 471 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:26.200 to Va. The other thing is, get this, Budapest is 472 00:22:26.279 --> 00:22:30.640 basically a lie of a city, right, So Budapeste. 473 00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:31.279 It's a front for crimp prime. 474 00:22:31.599 --> 00:22:33.200 Well that I don't know. I'm just telling you the 475 00:22:33.240 --> 00:22:38.000 city itself is it's fake. It's a Potemkin village. It's 476 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:41.079 it's these buildings that the build the city of their 477 00:22:41.119 --> 00:22:44.160 two cities, Buddha and Peste, with the river in between 478 00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:48.160 the two and the city. That's true. And I forget 479 00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:50.799 which is I think Pesh is the older. But they 480 00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:53.119 most of the buildings, I think seventy percent of the 481 00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:57.160 buildings were designed in the nineteenth century and built was 482 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:02.279 designed by Gustav Eifel, who he designed the city of Budapest. 483 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:04.440 And so we were with our guide and I was like, well, 484 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:06.200 tell me about this building, and she would say, this 485 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:10.920 building look like fifteenth century, but the built eighteen olf. 486 00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:11.960 So it's like Disneyland. 487 00:23:12.079 --> 00:23:16.160 This building look like eighteenth century building nineteen you know, 488 00:23:16.240 --> 00:23:19.039 So it's like it's all fake. It's all fake. 489 00:23:20.240 --> 00:23:21.440 That gives me a pit in my stomach. 490 00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:23.839 Yeah, so it was sort of a bummer for me. Also, 491 00:23:23.960 --> 00:23:26.160 we found out that Paprika is really just the word 492 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:28.440 for pepper, and that was sort of a bummer because 493 00:23:28.519 --> 00:23:31.200 we had spent two hours looking at paprika and then 494 00:23:31.240 --> 00:23:33.640 she's like, yeah, paprika, I mean pepper. I thought it 495 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:34.640 was like its own thing. 496 00:23:34.839 --> 00:23:35.319 I did too. 497 00:23:35.519 --> 00:23:36.920 It's a city of letdowns for me. 498 00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:40.680 Also, they have cough drops there. Their brand of cough 499 00:23:40.799 --> 00:23:45.799 drop in Budapest is called Negro and my friend Remy 500 00:23:46.279 --> 00:23:48.400 is an African American girl and she had a cough 501 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:50.720 I know this because she said, can you go, please 502 00:23:50.759 --> 00:23:55.240 go to the drug store drops. Remy, just what the 503 00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:55.720 fuck is this? 504 00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:57.640 That ain't good? 505 00:23:58.039 --> 00:23:59.200 They were a regular cough drop. 506 00:23:59.319 --> 00:24:01.480 This episode of Show Pony is brought to you by 507 00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:07.000 the Buddhism BHIM the Budapeste Tourism Board. Visit Budapeste. 508 00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:09.799 I remember they had a great McDonald's though I was 509 00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:10.359 in college. 510 00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:14.119 So we left Budapest on the train to Vienna and 511 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:17.039 you know, you're going through Hungary and it's these towns 512 00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:20.480 and these women on the train and they're Babushka's there's 513 00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:23.240 no electric you know that, the lights are flickering, there's 514 00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:26.799 no no Wi Fi, there's nothing, and every town is 515 00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:30.279 it's all just consonants. You can't pronounce anything. And then 516 00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:32.440 you go through this tunnel and you come out of 517 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:37.039 the tunnel and it's blue sky and everybody's phone lit up. 518 00:24:37.079 --> 00:24:41.960 And this woman said and and what just happened? And 519 00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:45.440 the woman sitting across from us goes, you are in Austria. 520 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:48.240 We had like across into Austria and it was like 521 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:50.920 the most beautiful in the world. 522 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:53.599 In Hungary, I guess I did go to Vienna. Vienna 523 00:24:53.640 --> 00:24:56.079 we went. We went on to train from Prague to Budapest. 524 00:24:56.440 --> 00:25:00.200 That's the Golden Triangle, as people do not I's got 525 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:04.960 that Golden triangle. It's Buda, Peste, Vienna and Prague. That's 526 00:25:05.000 --> 00:25:06.680 where people go on one trip. 527 00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:08.960 I remember they kept waking us up to like stamp 528 00:25:09.039 --> 00:25:12.079 your passport in every little time micro country. It was 529 00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:14.200 very scary. And then my friend Lindsay was on her 530 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:17.599 period and when was this two thousand and one? 531 00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:23.000 Well, listen, I when when I graduated college in nineteen 532 00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:26.599 ninety one, we did like the ural you know you 533 00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:29.640 went to Europe on the Grand Tour and went to 534 00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:33.200 all the countries, so for like two hundred and forty 535 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:34.240 five dollars, Yes. 536 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:36.119 So cheap. I

know I want to move. I want 537 00:25:36.119 --> 00:25:37.960 to I want to do more. I've never been to Spain. 538 00:25:38.039 --> 00:25:41.960 I've never been to Italy both Italy. I know. Oh 539 00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:44.119 I never been in Spain or Italy. No, you just 540 00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:44.559 just go. 541 00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:46.880 I know you'll be closer when you're a New York 542 00:25:46.920 --> 00:25:47.880 you'll be much closer. 543 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:50.240 I almost went to August, and then it just seemed like, 544 00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:52.400 if I'm going to do a move this fall, I 545 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:54.920 don't need to be spending all this money on a 546 00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:58.200 Spanish adventure. It's also it's you think it's hot, I'm 547 00:25:58.200 --> 00:25:58.480 going to go. 548 00:25:58.519 --> 00:26:02.279 In May beastly yeah or yeah, anytime that's not July 549 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:02.839 and August. 550 00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:04.759 Well that's one time I thought. I walk around the 551 00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:07.079 world thinking why I've been everywhere? Because I traveled so 552 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:08.720 much in college. But I haven't been to some of 553 00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:11.079 these big places major nerve in Australia either. 554 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:13.680 Oh. I did on one of the condon As trips. 555 00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:16.400 We went to Sydney and I fed a cucka Burrah. 556 00:26:16.519 --> 00:26:17.279 Did you get chlamydia. 557 00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:18.400 It's a bird that eats meat. 558 00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:20.400 Oh, that's Koala bears. Which one? 559 00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:22.839 That's right, Koala bears. They all have climoy. Was that 560 00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:25.200 what it was? But no, Kuka bar is a bird 561 00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:27.359 and it eats meat. We fed at a piece of steak. 562 00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:32.960 Oh that's so cute. That's adorable though. Okay, great, so 563 00:26:33.079 --> 00:26:34.680 European Adventures. That's wonderful. 564 00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:37.559 I made a little I'm I have a I'm sorry 565 00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:39.000 if you're if you are watching. 566 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.359 They're going to apologize. No, this is great. All they 567 00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:43.839 want to hear is the insides of Doug. 568 00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:48.279 That's a noisy symphony. You really don't want to attend. 569 00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:51.559 Your inner model. That's all people want to hear. I'm 570 00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:54.720 having a little gas from that coffee, not out the ass, 571 00:26:54.920 --> 00:26:57.480 I mean a burb I mean like it's making me burbie. 572 00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:01.599 You are drinking it down and espresso beans. These are 573 00:27:01.759 --> 00:27:04.880 Levazza also available in my Amazon things play. 574 00:27:06.039 --> 00:27:09.960 So if someone buys Levazza coffee beans from your Amazon place. 575 00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:13.599 Fifteen cents wow, okay, I make it and I get 576 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:18.440 it as Amazon credit, so I get like three hundred 577 00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:20.039 bucks a year and as. 578 00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:25.160 That's great, that's great. Well, good for you. So they 579 00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:26.160 go to Pismo Beach. 580 00:27:26.599 --> 00:27:30.039 I mean, yeah, okay, so back to workout. So back 581 00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:33.240 to work out the sky it's now sky Lab, which 582 00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:34.799 is her farm for fat people. 583 00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:37.720 Right well, I think it's in a response to Biggest 584 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:39.839 Loser and like Weight Loss on TV, she thought, well, 585 00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:42.240 I need to sell a program, not just a bougie gym. 586 00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:44.480 But I think that was her vital mistake. I think 587 00:27:44.519 --> 00:27:47.359 they should have just kept it a bougie gym where 588 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:49.799 celebs go and lesbians are chaotic. 589 00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:51.559 I don't want to see I mean, I don't want 590 00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:53.359 to see people who look like me working out. 591 00:27:53.480 --> 00:27:54.920 Well, if I do, I want to see it with 592 00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:57.039 great steaks, like they can win a million dollars. 593 00:27:57.480 --> 00:28:02.119 Right, this was I mean, listen the camera shots of 594 00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:07.240 their asses in those sweatpants rolling on the beach was 595 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.599 not something I wanted to I you know, when I 596 00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:11.759 told you I was sitting in my. 597 00:28:11.799 --> 00:28:14.279 Bed with a bag of chips, I was eating each arms. 598 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:19.799 Wow, that bitch is fat. I mean it was. It 599 00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:23.000 was horrible. But and then you know, she kept saying 600 00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:26.440 that one woman, Deanie Genie baddest one. How many times 601 00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:27.240 did she say. 602 00:28:27.119 --> 00:28:29.839 That Deanie is she was only twenty six or something 603 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:34.119 like that, already divorced, Arety divorced. Chain smoking while working out. 604 00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:36.720 I don't know, I don't. I smoke only half a 605 00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:37.400 cardinal week. 606 00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.720 I'm making progress. My life is a complete one eighty 607 00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:44.319 because I only smoke one pack a day, not a 608 00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:45.000 cart in a day. 609 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:46.240 Get her a pro dress. 610 00:28:46.519 --> 00:28:50.079 That's not a one eighties? Yeah, no, maybe a fifteen. 611 00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:54.000 May well have No, it would be a ninety. Then 612 00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:56.400 there was the fat comedian. Now do you So I 613 00:28:56.519 --> 00:28:59.559 started googling. Now, yeah, you start like when

you hear people. 614 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.559 So I was like, Deanie work out, you know, like whatever. 615 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.880 So I start seeing where they are today. But that 616 00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:07.039 comedian he had some promise. 617 00:29:07.240 --> 00:29:09.680 Well which one? So there's Micah and then there's. 618 00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:13.240 Micah's a separate one. I went on a date with Micah. 619 00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:16.240 Are you serious? I'm going to play a clip of 620 00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:20.440 this monologue of Micah's meltdown monologue in group therapy. Is 621 00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:22.400 I'm not gonna let you slide. 622 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:25.079 What you're doing now is an excuse. 623 00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:28.640 You were saying that you're here every day. 624 00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:32.799 It has been an eye roll. Will you please shut the. 625 00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:37.599 Up and just do it every every every day? 626 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:39.599 If it's not the ankle, it's this. 627 00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:40.119 It's that that. 628 00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:43.559 I don't want to do it either. I'm exhausted, but 629 00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:44.559 I'm still doing it. 630 00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:47.200 You can say what you want to say, and I'm 631 00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:49.559 worried that it's going to be another excuse of why 632 00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:50.039 it's like that. 633 00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:54.160 But it's just shut the up and just do it. 634 00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:55.599 And you don't. 635 00:29:57.519 --> 00:30:01.000 It feels like everybody gets dragged down. Oh I will, 636 00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:06.440 I will, Jesus God, just do it. You're killing us, 637 00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:08.200 you're killing us. 638 00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:09.839 I put me more. 639 00:30:09.720 --> 00:30:10.640 Aside and said, I go. 640 00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:11.680 I swear to God. 641 00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:14.759 I want to love her. I want you, and I go, 642 00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:19.279 and don't name what she does? 643 00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:28.279 Well, NOA, I. 644 00:30:28.359 --> 00:30:30.160 Had to watch it three times. I loved it. 645 00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:33.480 So I went on a date with Micah. What was 646 00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:35.079 that restaurant next to Akbar? 647 00:30:35.240 --> 00:30:35.759 Cuckaroo? 648 00:30:36.039 --> 00:30:38.200 No, No, it's called Kitchen maybe. 649 00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:39.240 Oh that sounds. 650 00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:40.200 Familiar next to Akbar? 651 00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:43.000 What year was this? Twenty nine, ten eleven? 652 00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:46.400 I don't. I think earlier, maybe two thousand and six. 653 00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:48.440 He should be on the radio. He has an amazing, 654 00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:49.400 hilarious voice. 655 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:53.279 In Chicago, he was a dream musical. No, but he 656 00:30:53.759 --> 00:30:54.400 he was a drag.

657 00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:56.000 He would be an amazing direct. 658 00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:59.000 Yeah, he was really, really talented, but I gotta tell 659 00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:02.559 you it was a really bad what happened. I am 660 00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:07.720 not joking. I went to the bathroom. I came back. 661 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:13.599 That bitch was asleep the table. He was asleep. 662 00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:16.880 You're kidneying me, mean, trying me. 663 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:20.920 The most, you know, outrageous, scintillating conversations. 664 00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:24.119 I think you actually are not fall asleep. Was he 665 00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:24.720 on drugs? 666 00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:25.480 I don't know. 667 00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:27.839 I used to fall asleep all the time when I 668 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.720 was on oxycon. Yeah. I fell fall asleep in the 669 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.279 middle of dinner date. I wouldn't even go on dates. 670 00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:35.599 I had a huge complex after that. I was like, 671 00:31:35.720 --> 00:31:38.440 I put this bitch to sleep at dinner. 672 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:42.680 That's amazing though, that's really funny. Did you wake him up? 673 00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:43.559 Yeah? 674 00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:45.519 Yeah. I splashed water on his space. 675 00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:48.359 And then then we ended it. 676 00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:50.000 What did you have to say for himself? 677 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:53.200 I apologize. He's like, I'm really tired, I said, I hope. 678 00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:55.119 So you know, was he like was he like on 679 00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:56.200 the table or was he like this? 680 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.319 Yeah he was like that, Okay, maybe it hunched forward 681 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:03.480 he was. He was asleep and I was only gone 682 00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:05.240 for like a minute, and havel I just paid. 683 00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.720 I went to Chevy's with my friend Natalie Joy Johnson, 684 00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:12.279 and this was before I went to rehab, and I 685 00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.079 had a taco salad and I remember having in a 686 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:19.480 taco shell. Oh yeah, okay, the only way are you 687 00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:23.119 aware that you're asleep right now? And my face was 688 00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:26.319 in the shell, like my skin was touching ground beef. 689 00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:28.759 Not good. I know, the sour cream was probably very 690 00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:29.799 moist driving and. 691 00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:31.400 I was like, oh my god, I know, that's so crazy. 692 00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.119 I'm so tired. She was like something when you were high. Oka, Yes, 693 00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:36.680 I was terrible, and maybe he was. 694 00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:38.920 Maybe he allegedly, I don't know. I really don't know. 695 00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:41.079 I just well, the real question would be was

he 696 00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:45.359 in shape when you had dinner? Maybe he was hungry. 697 00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:47.480 Before he lost because he lost a lot of weight. 698 00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:50.079 And now I know it must have been at Skylab. 699 00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:53.160 What year was this again? 700 00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:56.880 I see I have to put it together. I think 701 00:32:56.960 --> 00:33:01.599 it would have been right right after May two thousand and. 702 00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:03.960 Eight, okay, because this was two thousand and nine. I 703 00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:05.240 think this episode. 704 00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:08.319 So, I mean he looks in this episode the way 705 00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:09.480 he looked when I saw him. 706 00:33:09.480 --> 00:33:13.920 Okay, so you didn't have sex, No, we didn't have dessert. 707 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:16.400 That was it. 708 00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:19.960 But the other guy was the comedian who was like 709 00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:21.240 all fat jokes. 710 00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:23.119 But I thought I thought he was high. 711 00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:24.359 I liked him. 712 00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:24.839 I liked him. 713 00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.400 I was and I thought I thought he was funny. 714 00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:28.799 I thought he was a genuinely. 715 00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.279 Funnier than who was the trainer who did stand. 716 00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:35.559 Up no Erica Zen get out of here with that, 717 00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:36.160 and then she. 718 00:33:36.279 --> 00:33:39.519 Was like, they offered me a thing at the laugh Factory. 719 00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:43.519 I was like, production did that. Okay, there's no way. 720 00:33:43.640 --> 00:33:46.440 Herset was not it's not giving comedy. 721 00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:49.440 No, it was upsetting. I really hated that trainer. When 722 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:52.359 did you watch this the workout the first season when 723 00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:55.000 it was back in the day, Okay, no, just now. 724 00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:57.200 I watched it when it was on, and then when 725 00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.640 you said I'm watching Workout, I was like, I'll just 726 00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:03.559 get through them all. So I watched all of season one. 727 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:06.400 I can't I can. You did that and then I said, 728 00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:10.480 I can't do it. I can't put it. It's interesting, 729 00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:12.719 you know. And you commented on this the other day 730 00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:17.280 with Lauren, which, of course you've watched Lauren Ashley Smith 731 00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:21.800 episode previously. Yes, of course, I'm always trying to plug. 732 00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:23.880 Yes, yes, And you've seen her also on Cooking Kibbits. 733 00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:27.400 Yes, and and Jeff was just on their show, which 734 00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:29.920 was really really funny. All this to say, I took 735

00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.159 some notes and one of the things I wrote down 736 00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:34.800 you brought up last week, which is I love seeing 737 00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:38.559 all these old places we used to go find East 738 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:42.679 West Lounge. Yes, shout out trip will Mott, one of 739 00:34:42.760 --> 00:34:44.119 the owners of East West. 740 00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.280 JD, who's on Workout, was a bartender at eleven? 741 00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:49.639 Is that why he looked so familiar? Because I was 742 00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:50.440 googling him. 743 00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:52.760 He listened to the Danny peller Green episode. We both 744 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:56.719 I think he was also maybe important or something. Maybe 745 00:34:56.880 --> 00:35:03.760 he's so familiar to me. I I don't think it shows. 746 00:35:04.519 --> 00:35:06.480 I don't know, maybe not born. I don't know. Sorry, JD. 747 00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:09.920 But like, there is something so burned in my memory. 748 00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:13.280 I know that guy, say, I'm exactly the same. And 749 00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:17.280 I saw him. I was like, Oh, that's what's his name? 750 00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:21.280 From what's it called? So something? And Jesse was on 751 00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:24.519 that other show like Beverly Hills Chef's. 752 00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:27.119 Oh yeah, Jesse's. Do you know about Jesse right now? 753 00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:27.320 No? 754 00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:29.960 But I googled him, listen to his episode of this 755 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:31.159 Okay now. 756 00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:33.800 But what about Jackie. Have you spoken to Jackie? Oh? 757 00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:36.039 Yes, okay, and I'm about to talk to her again. 758 00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:37.960 That I need to catch up on and the whole 759 00:35:38.039 --> 00:35:40.920 Jonathan Anton crossover because she went to him to get 760 00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:41.519 her haircut. 761 00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:46.000 Yeah, yeah, so I mean she I guess she was. 762 00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:47.159 She was the ship. 763 00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:50.920 But yeah, she lives in Ohio now where she's from. 764 00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:53.840 She's from there. She's she and her mom are tight. 765 00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:56.800 Oh good like so she called her when she when 766 00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:59.559 I interviewed her, she called her mom her most beloved. 767 00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:03.519 Okay, who do you ever? Have you ever referred to 768 00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:05.360 anyone as your most beloved? 769 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.719 I think Lauren actually, okay, you would say, because she 770 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:08.559 calls me beloved. 771 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:09.119 She does. 772 00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:11.159 Yeah, she says that to many people, but I think 773 00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:13.159 I don't really say my most people ever said it 774 00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:16.159 to

me? She probably will. I would say, my I've 775 00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:19.920 never used that terminology either. How man, ask how old 776 00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:20.360 you are? You? 777 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:20.599 May? 778 00:36:20.920 --> 00:36:21.440 How old are you? 779 00:36:21.679 --> 00:36:22.000 Fifty? 780 00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:26.360 Sick? I'm fifty six, okaycause I'm just trying to put 781 00:36:26.599 --> 00:36:26.920 born in. 782 00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:32.360 Nineteen sixty nine, January sixth Oh no, yeah, I could tell. 783 00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:36.920 I think of it as King's Day. It's the day 784 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:40.239 the Kings brought the gift. The frankincense and the murr 785 00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:43.960 and the incense. That's that's what it is. What is 786 00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:47.199 Mr Murrh? It's an herb spice, smelly. 787 00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:48.360 I love frankincense. 788 00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:52.599 They're all weren't they all spices? Sure sense frankencense. 789 00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:54.519 You go to Arawhana, get a Frankensn's candle. You're not 790 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:55.719 seeing amrr candle. 791 00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:59.599 Now tryl Labo. I think I think they have Mr. 792 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:00.280 I was. 793 00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:03.320 I got I got this fragrance. Ones from the Labo called. 794 00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.920 No, you got it from you. You're right because I 795 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:09.639 stole it from you. 796 00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:10.159 You to. 797 00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:14.639 H w y l. 798 00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:16.679 It could be a town in Hungry, it's all. 799 00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:20.559 He said. Wow. You came to the studio one day 800 00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:24.159 and I said, God, you smell amazing. And he said, oh, it's. 801 00:37:26.440 --> 00:37:27.760 You're right, it's. 802 00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:30.280 I still buy it. 803 00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:32.719 Yes, very expensive. 804 00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:35.880 I lost a bottle of it in the Delta fucking 805 00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.960 sky Lounge and I got the large bottle and it 806 00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:39.679 was through. 807 00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:44.440 It's expensive. I know I'm wearing themes now. 808 00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:46.719 Yeah, well that's expensive. 809 00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:49.400 We were out at at a bar we were at 810 00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.079 it was like a Jeff Lewis Groo West. We were 811 00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:54.719 at Schmitty's and this guy came up to me and 812 00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:57.159 like j D. I was like, I know this guy 813 00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.760 from somewhere. He's like a gay about town. I've met 814 00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:03.119 him a hundred times at Outfest and the Glad Awards 815 00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:05.199 and Trevor Project. But I do know, but I don't 816 00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:07.440 know his name right. So we're chatting and I'm like, 817 00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.719 his name will just come to me, and then Jameson 818 00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:11.639 came over. I was like, here's my friend, Jameson and 819 00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:14.119 he was like, oh, nice to meet you. Didn't say 820 00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:18.079 his name. Was so pissed off. So we walked away 821 00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:19.679 and I was like, you know what, that guy smells 822 00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:22.639 so good. I said, Jameson, go smell him find out 823 00:38:22.679 --> 00:38:26.400 what's like. I'm not gonna go smell him. Go. So 824 00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:29.159 Jameson walks over and he's like and then he looked 825 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:31.360 at me and he was like So I walked back 826 00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:33.239 to the guy. I was like, hey, what what are 827 00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:35.440 you wearing? He said, I don't reveal my city? 828 00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:37.159 Oh my god. I hate this guy fuck him? 829 00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.119 And I said, what do you think I'm a goin 830 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:41.639 to get on Amazon right now? He was like, okay, fine, 831 00:38:41.960 --> 00:38:45.280 it's called te dermez ten o'clock. The next morning, I 832 00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:48.039 sent a picture of me at Nordstrum to Jameson with 833 00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:50.719 a shopping bag and that's what I wear now. 834 00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:54.000 It's so subtle. 835 00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:56.360 I'm written for my subtle teeth. 836 00:38:56.400 --> 00:39:00.280 It's rich. You are rich. You're subtle in your nuanced. 837 00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:04.360 Said no one about me and my most. 838 00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:09.840 Okay, back to Okay, go back to j D. I 839 00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:12.119 think he was important. Okay, So yes, actually I have 840 00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:13.360 a little this is a very. 841 00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:17.840 Unfortunate angle. Well I'm giving people you want to put 842 00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:20.480 a pillow crouch? No not, it's not my crotch. I 843 00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.400 just feel like my stomach is hanging out here. We 844 00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:25.039 are like talking about people working out and I'm sitting 845 00:39:25.079 --> 00:39:27.079 next to you. So I'm very in my head. 846 00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:30.199 I've gained weight and I and I continue to okay, 847 00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:33.400 and and I'm proud of it. Here listen, why don't 848 00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:34.639 we both let's do this. 849 00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:37.159 I'm gonna put my sheen Wasari right. 850 00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:38.800 In front of Oh that feels actually really good. 851 00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:43.360 This this one is west Elm purchase. 852 00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:45.599 It's nice. It's comforting. 853 00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:46.559 Yeah, I like that. 854 00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:49.519 It's you know, my dog and I play smother the baby. 855 00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.519 So when he's when he snuggles up. He wants to 856

00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:54.760 be covered at all times, and he won't get comfortable 857 00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:57.639 unless he has a pillow that's over him, that his 858 00:39:57.719 --> 00:39:59.679 whole entire body. And I say, smother the baby. 859 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:03.079 My dog hated being under the coverage. Try it, and 860 00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:05.639 I'll be like, listen, bitch, that's I'm not that dog. 861 00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:09.000 He would like he would sleep at the foot of 862 00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:09.440 my bed. 863 00:40:09.880 --> 00:40:12.000 Oh no, Pete has to be under the covers. I 864 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:13.920 was thinking the other day about how sad if I 865 00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:16.800 if I have to die by murder, if someone murders 866 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:22.239 me murder, Yeah, don't smother me with a pillow. It's 867 00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:25.599 such a you know, chop my head off or shoot me. 868 00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:26.559 Or something something quick. 869 00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:28.920 Well, I want something sexy, you know what I mean, 870 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:30.400 like a pillow died by a pillow. 871 00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:33.440 Do you not think about how you would look when 872 00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:34.119 you're found. 873 00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:36.480 Oh I guess I would look better if a pillow 874 00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:37.119 did smother me. 875 00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:40.920 I mean, because your face would still be in good shape. Okay, 876 00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:42.800 Like if you're mangled, then. 877 00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:44.639 It's like, never mind, never mind, take it back. Murder 878 00:40:44.679 --> 00:40:51.440 me with the pillow? Yeah, okay, yes, okay. So they 879 00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:54.559 do a whole lot of activities on this beach, they 880 00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:56.880 do a group therapy, but before they do the group therapy, 881 00:40:57.719 --> 00:40:59.760 she takes the boogie boarding. Now, I came up with 882 00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:06.239 the of would you rather, okay Lesbian slash Bravolebrity edition, 883 00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:09.239 would you rather boogie board with Jackie Warner or bungee 884 00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:10.400 jump with Jillian Michaels. 885 00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:14.280 Oh, I would have to boogie board. Yeah, yeah, I'm 886 00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:17.480 not gonna jump. I'm not bungee jumping, okay. But the 887 00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:18.960 other thing is, you know, I don't swim. 888 00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:20.880 What do you do? 889 00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:25.599 I just bought my first bathing suit last year. 890 00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:27.119 From Rondorf Dross. 891 00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:30.039 No, that was a candle. That was a gift from somebody. 892 00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:31.000 That I'm looking at a shopping bag. 893 00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:32.960 Is that a well known brand? 894 00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:35.119 Yeah? Ron Dorf. Come on, it's fancy. 895 00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:38.360 Should they spend on the candle? Like one hundred bucks? Yeah? 896 00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:41.400 Eighty five fifty? 897 00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:42.079 I said, thank you? 898 00:41:42.400 --> 00:41:42.840 Okay, good. 899 00:41:43.079 --> 00:41:45.760 But I grew up, you know, in New York, Like 900 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:48.320 we didn't swim. My family had a house on a lake, 901 00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:51.760 and so I know how to tread water. But that's 902 00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:53.920 about it. But I would I would have to do 903 00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:56.440 the boogie board rather than jump off on anything. 904 00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:59.360 Well, now, what's your sign though, Capricorn? Is that a 905 00:41:59.400 --> 00:41:59.920 water sign? 906 00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:01.239 You asking me? 907 00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:05.000 Okay, I would go bungee jumping, just on the off 908 00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:09.159 chance that Gillian Michael's bungee would snap. Would you rather 909 00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:11.760 go in a poop cruise with Chrishelle and g Flip 910 00:42:11.880 --> 00:42:14.039 or go to a dance performance at the Joyce starring 911 00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:15.119 Jojo c One Naked? 912 00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:19.159 Okay? The first one. I don't know exactly who the people. 913 00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.239 Are Krishelle from Selling Sunset and her wife jee Flip. 914 00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:23.519 Okay, I don't know who they are. 915 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:25.480 And a poop cruise. You don't want to go to 916 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:25.960 poop cruse? 917 00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:28.360 I don't want to go. I did watch that documentary too, Yeah, 918 00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:30.480 I wanted that documentary. 919 00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:34.000 To be better? Me too. But did you watch Unknown Number? 920 00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:39.280 No? Okay, Doug called the phone, Hold the phone, I'm leaving. 921 00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:39.559 No. 922 00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:41.960 I'd like to just tell you this has been a 923 00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:45.000 big topic of discussion because Jeff has been watching it. 924 00:42:45.280 --> 00:42:46.360 Everybody's been talking about it. 925 00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:48.360 One movie. You know what I read. 926 00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:50.280 I read the newspaper in twenty twenty two. 927 00:42:50.920 --> 00:42:52.639 I know the story, and I saw the Lisa re 928 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:53.480 in a Lifetime movie. 929 00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:56.119 It's so I mean, okay, I'll watch it, but it's 930 00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:57.519 not a surprise. 931 00:42:58.199 --> 00:42:59.079 Exactly like that. 932 00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:02.039 That's the thing. They're like, you're not gonna believe the twist, 933 00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:02.280 and I. 934 00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:04.519 Was like, well, you know the twist going there, so 935 00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:05.800 and so yeah, and they're. 936 00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:07.639

Like, oh, and I hate it to be like a 937 00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:08.559 party pooper, but. 938 00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:10.679 No, the Internet ruined it for me before I even 939 00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:12.159 saw it, and I knew the story from the Lisa 940 00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:14.840 rend A Lifetime movie. But it is still just so 941 00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:16.320 shocked the way they do it. 942 00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:19.559 It just that today Ryan Bailey was saying, like, it's 943 00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:21.800 the way they do it. And also, by the way 944 00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:24.199 the Glee that Jeff Lewis got out of the text 945 00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:27.360 messages where they're like, just you have a flat ass 946 00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:28.320 or something. 947 00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:30.639 That's interesting, what do you mean the glee because. 948 00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:33.800 I apparently enjoyed I was laughing at the text messages. 949 00:43:33.880 --> 00:43:36.960 Well I laughed because it was so shocking, but my 950 00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.920 heart was broken and I wanted that woman to go 951 00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:41.880 into solitary confinement. I want to hear it go on 952 00:43:41.920 --> 00:43:45.119 a proop cruise and sink. But like it is, it's 953 00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:48.880 just shocking the way they they have this automated like 954 00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:52.159 robot voice reading them all, so it's like my fingers, 955 00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:54.639 his his fingers, my pussy. 956 00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:58.320 It's just maybe I'll watch this because. 957 00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:01.960 Get fucking lost, bitch, like and then you see this 958 00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:05.320 girl looking at her, it's just shocking. I will watch Okay, 959 00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:06.280 but what is that? 960 00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:09.079 What that had nothing to do with g flip and 961 00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:11.400 smumell whatever? 962 00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:14.280 I said, No, poop cruise, you don't want to be 963 00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:14.960 a cruise. 964 00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:17.519 Flick's documentary is brought us to the documentary which brought 965 00:44:17.559 --> 00:44:18.159 us to this one. 966 00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:20.599 Would you rather peel shrimp with Wanda Sykes or shuck 967 00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:22.880 oysters with Sarah Paulson? Oh? 968 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:24.599 I would do anything with Wanda Sykes. 969 00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:27.199 Me too. I saw her at Cherry's on the Grove 970 00:44:27.320 --> 00:44:29.039 and Cherry Grove a month ago. 971 00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.400 And what am I doing with Wanda shucking? 972 00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:32.559 Peeling shrimp? 973 00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:35.000 Peeling shrimp? Yeah, yeah, I'll peel I mean I would 974 00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:37.679 peel shrimp with anybody. I would peel shrimp for Wanda Sikes. 975 00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:39.679 She doesn't have to do it. Okay, I'll do it, Wanda. 976

00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:43.880 I'll peel your shrimp. That's not a euphemism, would you 977 00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:46.679 put It's not a euphemism. I'll just peel the shrimp. 978 00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:49.400 I would peel her shrimp. Would you rather put up 979 00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:51.639 a Chris put up Christmas ornaments with Holland Taylor or 980 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:53.239 hunt for pheasant with Katie Lange? 981 00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:59.320 Oh that that's actually a little bit of a Sophie's choice, 982 00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:02.280 because I'm of both of them me too, So okay, 983 00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:07.079 hold on, let's talk this through. Is Holland Taylor responsible 984 00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:10.079 for like getting on a ladder and hanging anything herself? 985 00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:13.239 She's a bit, you know, in an advanced age. 986 00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:16.519 No, I don't think she has to get on the ladder. 987 00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:17.119 She's just hanging. 988 00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:18.199 She's trimming the tree with you. 989 00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:20.639 Okay, I would definitely I would do that. 990 00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:21.800 Here we go west Sailing. 991 00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:26.199 I love that song. Okay, I would do that. I 992 00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:30.039 would wassail with Holland Taylor. At the same time, I've 993 00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:32.760 never been where are we shooting for grouse? 994 00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:35.159 Hunting for her pants? 995 00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:39.880 I've never been hunting for pheasants with Katie Lane and 996 00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:41.559 with Katy I want to do both of those. 997 00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:43.320 I think I would do Katie Lane because I know 998 00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:45.719 that next Christmas maybe I could find Holland Taylor did. 999 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.639 But Katie Lane hunting pheasant is once in a lifetime. 1000 00:45:48.320 --> 00:45:52.079 Probably, Okay, I don't know. I mean I want to 1001 00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:52.480 do both. 1002 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:54.960 Okay, would you rather go fishing with eleanor Roosevelt or 1003 00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:57.039 go on a whale watching cruise at Jodie Foster. 1004 00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.480 Again, this is Sophie. 1005 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:03.480 You have to pick. 1006 00:46:03.639 --> 00:46:08.559 Okay, wait, eleanor Roosevelt, that old bag of fun. She 1007 00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:12.039 did not ever seem like she'd be fun. True, except 1008 00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:15.639 didn't Olivia Coleman play her in that movie with Bill Murray? 1009 00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:18.679 With Bill Murray, Bill Murray, No, Richard No? Maybe it 1010 00:46:18.760 --> 00:46:22.639 was Bill Murray Richard Bryan. Can you look up Hudson. 1011 00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:25.000 Something on the Hudson. Something on the Hudson. 1012 00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:28.559 Oh, lesbians cunning is on the husband? 1013 00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:32.000 I think

Olivia unless Olivia Coleman played Queen. 1014 00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:35.719 Mary, Queen Elizabeth, Okay, in the Crown. 1015 00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:38.960 In the Crown she also played It was a story. 1016 00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:43.119 It was a movie about when the Roosevelts at Hyde 1017 00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:48.199 Park entertained the King and Queen at their home in 1018 00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:48.840 Hyde Park. 1019 00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:51.760 This is a Benedict Cumberbatch that this is a. 1020 00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:55.199 Movie from twenty years ago. Something on the Hudson. It's 1021 00:46:55.199 --> 00:46:57.400 a great movie. I'm not kidding you. 1022 00:46:57.559 --> 00:46:58.199 I never saw it. 1023 00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.800 And they were very concerned because they were going to 1024 00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:03.920 be served hot dogs, and they were very nervous what 1025 00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:06.400 a hot dog was going to be, whether or not 1026 00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:09.119 they were going to eat. I remember this something on 1027 00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:09.679 the Hut set. 1028 00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:12.639 It sounds familiar now, I'm not making it up anyway. 1029 00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:14.239 All that to say he didn't see. 1030 00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:16.239 Gets your phone in a second, We'll look that up. 1031 00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:19.320 Would you rather be trapped in a coffin with Fraser 1032 00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:22.559 or Lander or trapped in a clown orgy with Captain Sandy? 1033 00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:26.880 So I mean, you know, I have that uncomfortable experience 1034 00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:30.320 with Fraser that I am really eager to try to 1035 00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:31.679 make up again. 1036 00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:35.519 Tell everyone I paid for a meet and greet. 1037 00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:40.800 With Fraser Olander at Bravocan and was so dorky and 1038 00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:45.199 embarrassing and word salading myself that security asked me to leave. 1039 00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:46.960 And I was with. 1040 00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:53.079 This goal Megan Weaver, and we walked out and she goes, 1041 00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:57.039 where's your bag? And I left my bag at Fraser's feet. 1042 00:47:57.320 --> 00:47:59.360 But you couldn't go back in because it was like 1043 00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:01.480 a one way thing. So I had to crawl on 1044 00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:04.480 my hands and knees and stick my hand through this 1045 00:48:04.719 --> 00:48:07.280 curtain and feel around for my backpack which were at 1046 00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:11.039 Fraser's feet, and like yank it out through the curtain, 1047 00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:13.400 and that's the last time I saw him. And I'm 1048 00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:16.320 I'm lucky if there's not like a cease and desist 1049 00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:19.039 or whatever, stay away from me thirty yards and now 1050 00:48:19.119 --> 00:48:21.599 he lives in la I know, I just saw that. 1051 00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:24.760 Yeah, we've kind of flirt sometimes on dim you do 1052 00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:25.440 a little bit. 1053 00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:29.079 I'm not looking to date him or have anything sexual. 1054 00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:34.000 I just think he's so debonair. Yes, perfect, French, gorgeous. 1055 00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:40.920 He's just hands He's too young, he's in his lower thirties. 1056 00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:44.920 Okay, Okay, would you rather so, I'll I'll hang out 1057 00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:49.079 in a coffin with him, Okay, perfect? Per the Smith's 1058 00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:50.960 Sisters and Jeff Lewis episode, would you rather pick up 1059 00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:52.920 Jeff Lewis from lax or jump in a sea of 1060 00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:54.559 shattered glass with Tabitha Coffee? 1061 00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.320 Oh? Tabatha Coffee didn't like I met her once and 1062 00:48:58.400 --> 00:48:59.920 she was she was unfriendly to me. 1063 00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:03.039 Really yeah, but she's that's a compliment. 1064 00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:06.400 We then had I think, I think a little rapprochemo. 1065 00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:10.000 She thought I was doing something that I wasn't doing, 1066 00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:12.280 and she was She got very aggressive. It was at 1067 00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:15.760 an outfest party. She got aggressed working. Yeah, she got aggressive. 1068 00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:18.360 She like she pushed through everybody and came up to 1069 00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:19.840 me and she put her finger in my face. 1070 00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:21.960 And then what did she think you were doing? 1071 00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.920 She thought I was like taking video tapes of her, 1072 00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:25.920 like videoing her? 1073 00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:28.639 Were you No, I wasn't. You were trying to smell 1074 00:49:28.679 --> 00:49:29.119 her her mess. 1075 00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:32.199 This was like before we had this would this wasn't 1076 00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:34.760 iPhone days. This would have been like like, I'm like 1077 00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:36.480 a super eight camera or something. 1078 00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:37.400 What was on your shoulder? 1079 00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:38.239 I don't even remember. 1080 00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:38.800 I was working. 1081 00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:40.280 I was working the party. I was like, I was 1082 00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:42.800 probably holding a tray of drinks or something and maybe 1083 00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:45.599 I clocked her and was like, oh, a v VIP 1084 00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:48.599 over a table side. But that's what she thought, and 1085 00:49:48.719 --> 00:49:52.760 she got very aggressive, and then I said, you're absolutely mistaken. 1086 00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:55.840 I'm you know, I worked for Absolute Vodka, like this 1087 00:49:56.039 --> 00:49:59.480 is my job. And then she was contrite and apologized. 1088 00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:03.519

But I'd probably jump if if I saw her again. 1089 00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:05.239 So you'd rather drive to LA. 1090 00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:08.840 I don't love doing it, but I would if any 1091 00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:11.039 friend says I need you to pick me up, I'll 1092 00:50:11.079 --> 00:50:11.239 do it. 1093 00:50:11.519 --> 00:50:12.800 I picked up a friend two weeks ago. 1094 00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:14.039 Yeah, it sucks. 1095 00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:15.920 It sucks because there. I was like, you know what, 1096 00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:19.199 it's it was almost midnight too. It's like it's almost midnight, 1097 00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:21.400 there's no traffic. This is great, but once you pull 1098 00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:24.559 into Lax, every car in LA is sitting in there 1099 00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.320 waiting for the Uber. 1100 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:29.119 You know, I did the Uber black because they'll pick 1101 00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:29.360 you up. 1102 00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:30.920 Me too, only the guys like. 1103 00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:35.480 Go upstairs, don't do arrivals, he said, go upstairs to departure. Yeah, 1104 00:50:35.519 --> 00:50:37.239 and then I thought I was being scammed because he 1105 00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.199 sent it from like an unknown phone number, and I 1106 00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:41.679 was like, you messaged me through the uber app, mister, 1107 00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:43.320 And then he did and I was like, okay. 1108 00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:46.599 You got to do the black Yeah, okay, human centipede, 1109 00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:49.320 which rebeleberty is in the front of you? And who's 1110 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:49.760 behind you? 1111 00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:52.760 Oh I'm not getting choices. 1112 00:50:52.760 --> 00:50:54.639 No, just any revelberty. Who do you want in front 1113 00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:56.639 of you to me? Who do you want your your mouth? 1114 00:50:56.840 --> 00:50:59.360 Who's asked do you want your mouth to be sewn to? 1115 00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:01.039 And who do you want to eat your shit? 1116 00:51:01.239 --> 00:51:01.360 Oh? 1117 00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:05.840 Oh have you ever seen the human centipede? Okay, never mind, 1118 00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:06.760 that's the basic premise. 1119 00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:10.280 Oh that's what it is. Yeah, well, okay, I wouldn't 1120 00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:13.159 mind having Joe Gorga in front of me and behind me. 1121 00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:15.559 How's that? Is that wrong? 1122 00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:21.280 No, that's very very correct. So okay, good job. Cheers. 1123 00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:22.239 That made me nervous. 1124 00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:24.119 That last it made me nervous too. 1125 00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:27.880 Cheers to you. Cheers to you again. This is Levazza Coffee. 1126 00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:33.599 Available on Doug's Amazon shop. Mm hmm okay, just a 1127 00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:35.360 couple more things and then we can wrap it up 1128 00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:37.719 because I need to go back and lay down in 1129 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:41.039 the ac of my house because it is totally but 1130 00:51:41.239 --> 00:51:43.239 just the thought of having to go to my car 1131 00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:46.000 and go I'm going to the eye doctor after this. 1132 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:48.920 One of my eyes has been hurting. 1133 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.519 For four months, and so today's the day. 1134 00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:56.400 Today's that I've been putting it on somebody that doctor 1135 00:51:56.519 --> 00:52:00.920 V recommended. If you don't like them, really do they 1136 00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:01.679 take blue shield? 1137 00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:08.039 I don't know they take insurance. Okay, he's really handsome. 1138 00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:11.199 He's hot, and he straddles you, oh god, and leans 1139 00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:14.360 in looks into your eyes and then he like, well 1140 00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:17.480 touch you while he does. Oh my god. It's it's 1141 00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:19.519 worth is what's worth the visit? 1142 00:52:19.599 --> 00:52:22.840 Okay? Okay, well, wow, this guy does not sound hot. 1143 00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:25.639 I talked to his secretary. Did they still say secretary? 1144 00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:26.920 I talked to his office assistant. 1145 00:52:28.039 --> 00:52:30.920 Is a secretary in a medical field? 1146 00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:31.599 I don't know. 1147 00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:34.039 I think of a secretary as like somebody in the 1148 00:52:34.119 --> 00:52:35.199 steno pool. 1149 00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:40.920 Right, madmen, Yeah, take a memo han or like sitting 1150 00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:41.199 at the. 1151 00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.119 I went as a secretary from the stenopool one year 1152 00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:44.679 for Halloween. 1153 00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:46.280 Oh that's her second costume she was. 1154 00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:48.960 It was my first day at serious XEM. I would 1155 00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:53.519 be hive and little little you know, cat glasses and 1156 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:57.320 my name is Edith and Espinoza. 1157 00:52:57.639 --> 00:53:01.719 Oh cute, little Latin flair. What's your favorite Halloween costume 1158 00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:02.320 you've ever had? 1159 00:53:03.320 --> 00:53:06.920 Thank God there was no social media back then. Face 1160 00:53:08.199 --> 00:53:12.119 worse white face. We went my friend Sal, my friend 1161 00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:15.440 Eddie and I went as well. We would go every 1162 00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:16.840 year to Jeff Greenberg's. 1163 00:53:17.119 --> 00:53:19.440 Yeah, Jeff casting directory, and. 1164 00:53:19.639 --> 00:53:24.000 Jeff would have these epic Halloween parties. He's a big 1165 00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:26.480 he is a big, big casting director. So there were 1166 00:53:26.519 --> 00:53:29.000 a lot of celebrities there who would have access to 1167 00:53:29.119 -->

00:53:32.320 the studio, you know, costume departments, and Eddie, Sal and 1168 00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:34.039 I would go to cross dress for less and like 1169 00:53:34.119 --> 00:53:36.599 we would come up with a theme. One year we 1170 00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:39.440 were the Three Little Maids from School from the Mercado. 1171 00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:41.199 And we had this was my first musical. I was 1172 00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:41.480 ever in. 1173 00:53:41.960 --> 00:53:43.920 Well, i'll show you a picture of us. Oh, shoot 1174 00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:45.880 you a picture, Okay, okay, we'll do that. 1175 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:48.599 Then one year we kaboky Face. 1176 00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:51.079 It was bad, but you know what we learned. The 1177 00:53:51.239 --> 00:53:55.320 reason Geishas, the reason Geishas are always seen going like 1178 00:53:55.480 --> 00:53:58.639 this is because when you were in white face, even 1179 00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:02.599 your white white look yellow. So we were like ha ha, 1180 00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:08.039 like we discovered it. One year we went as Bollywood 1181 00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:11.719 dancers and we had sorries made on Pioneer Boulevard. One 1182 00:54:11.800 --> 00:54:14.519 year we went as the cast of the movie Reversal 1183 00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:19.320 of Fortune, which was very very specific. Glenn Close, Jeremy 1184 00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:23.400 irons about sunny bomb Buloh. I was funny bom Buloh 1185 00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:27.360 Sonny's big bone. Jewish sister Sal was the insulin nurse. 1186 00:54:27.639 --> 00:54:29.000 Oh yeah, famous part. 1187 00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:33.000 One year we went as Keen Saniera girls. 1188 00:54:33.159 --> 00:54:36.280 So only things that you can appropriate, yeah, only cultures 1189 00:54:36.280 --> 00:54:36.880 that aren't yours. 1190 00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:41.599 And again thank god there is no social media, no photographs. 1191 00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:43.840 But we had fun. We would get high, we would 1192 00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.320 come here, we would get high, get in our costumes. 1193 00:54:46.360 --> 00:54:48.400 Think we were so fun and then go to. 1194 00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:52.280 That party, the OK Jeff's party, go to the parade. 1195 00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:55.480 Sometimes but never never in costume or in drag. 1196 00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:58.760 Are you a big stone Er? Now? No? Any THHC 1197 00:54:58.920 --> 00:54:59.840 gummies and things like that. 1198 00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:04.119 I have some of that Tamera Judge the Vina which 1199 00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:08.440 is available at vinacbd dot com. Code Jeff for your discount, 1200 00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:12.599 and I like the ones that are THHC CBD and melowtonin. 1201 00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:19.920 But I stopped smoking pot. I well, I used to waken. 1202 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:23.039 Bake like in me too. It was my whole personality 1203 00:55:23.119 --> 00:55:23.440 to go to. 1204 00:55:23.480 --> 00:55:26.320 The meadow in Central Park of school and like the 1205 00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:29.079 private school kids were here and the public school kids 1206 00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:32.519 were there, and it was very like a microcosm. And 1207 00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:35.000 then in college I smoked pot that was laced with 1208 00:55:35.159 --> 00:55:38.559 angel dust and I had to go to the emergency 1209 00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:43.280 rooms and it was after midnight, so the garage and 1210 00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:46.079 their building was already closed. It was a disaster. So 1211 00:55:46.239 --> 00:55:49.000 then it took me a long time to smoke pot again. 1212 00:55:49.760 --> 00:55:52.400 And somebody I think we both know in common. His 1213 00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:54.280 name is Pat. I was at a party at his 1214 00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:57.719 house and he had joints and I smoked when I 1215 00:55:57.800 --> 00:55:59.599 was like, oh, I think I can do this again, 1216 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:01.239 but it sort of lost its luster. 1217 00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:03.719 Yeah, you kind of grow out of it. Jackie Hoffannoys 1218 00:56:03.800 --> 00:56:05.480 used to tell me that because she was a big stoner. 1219 00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:07.400 When I started smoking pot. She was like, I kind 1220 00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:09.920 of grew out of it. But she and I used 1221 00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:11.360 to pray that I would grow out of it because 1222 00:56:11.360 --> 00:56:14.559 I would wake and bake. It was my whole identity. 1223 00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:16.440 Yeah, it was very high school for me. 1224 00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:19.159 I was a late bloomer. I was like my late twenties. 1225 00:56:20.360 --> 00:56:22.119 What was your favorite costume? 1226 00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:28.760 Let's see, were you like this? No, I never did sludy, 1227 00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:31.920 but I would just basically on Halloween at like five PM, 1228 00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:34.679 I would go to CVS and just buy like an 1229 00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:39.079 adult diaper, whatever, wig, I had some lip gloss and 1230 00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:40.159 like nails. 1231 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:41.599 I'm putting it together and just. 1232 00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:44.960 Like look like a crazy like ditch woman. 1233 00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:46.719 One of those people who like waitstill the last night. 1234 00:56:46.800 --> 00:56:50.039 Because I live right here by Melrose. Yeah, the week 1235 00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:52.920 of Halloween, that's crazy. But I sal Eddie and I 1236 00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:54.440 would start planning months. 1237 00:56:54.960 --> 00:56:56.559 I always wanted to be that type, but I'm never 1238 00:56:56.639 --> 00:56:58.400 thinking about it, or I have an idea that's great, 1239 00:56:58.400 --> 00:56:59.800 and then I always forget, Like I think there are 1240 00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:00.920 a lots gonna be a lot of people who are 1241 00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:04.360 gladys from

weapons. Have you seen weapons? No? No interest? 1242 00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:06.039 Are you not a scary movie fan? I thought you were. 1243 00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:09.519 No, I'm a fine with them. They don't. There was 1244 00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:12.800 a movie when I was younger, young called Let's Scare 1245 00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:13.679 Jessica Today. 1246 00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:14.320 I've seen it. 1247 00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:16.480 Okay, I saw that in the movie theater like that. 1248 00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.400 Oh it's so good. And Audrey Rose, I don't know 1249 00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:20.039 Audrey Rose. 1250 00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:25.800 Oh, Audrey Rose, Oh so good. She gets reincarnated. What 1251 00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:28.760 I want to say, was possessed and her name was 1252 00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:32.960 Ivy Templeton. And this this dead girl, Audrey Rose, inhabits 1253 00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:35.519 her body and under hypnosis, and it's the end of 1254 00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:38.280 the movie. They live in a stunning apartment on the 1255 00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:41.159 Upper West Side Alla Rosemary's baby, but not the Drakota. 1256 00:57:41.320 --> 00:57:43.000 But at the end she's so they're like, what's wrong 1257 00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:44.840 with her? What's wrong with her? And then they put 1258 00:57:44.840 --> 00:57:49.639 her under hypnosis and we see her, the dead girl 1259 00:57:49.719 --> 00:57:52.159 come through, and she goes, she's under she's hypnosised, and 1260 00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:55.639 she's like, mommy, mommy, and she died in a car accident. 1261 00:57:55.639 --> 00:57:59.280 And then she goes, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, and 1262 00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:03.039 she's banged on like a mime. She's really good at it, 1263 00:58:03.199 --> 00:58:04.960 and her hands started bleeding. And then we learned that 1264 00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:09.119 Audrey Rose died in a car fire and she was die. 1265 00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:13.119 Oh it is so dramatic. Audrey Rose, Audrey Rose. 1266 00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:14.960 Okay, it's going on the list. 1267 00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:18.679 We have to look up. We have to look well, 1268 00:58:18.719 --> 00:58:20.639 you have to look up that hide on the hun movie? 1269 00:58:21.559 --> 00:58:22.639 Is that what it was called? Did I just come 1270 00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:24.320 you just had it? I think I just come out, 1271 00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:26.639 And I'm gonna say it was Bill Murray. 1272 00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:29.239 I really what it was? That book? Okay, Bill Urry, 1273 00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:30.480 Richard Pryor, and Olivia Coleman. 1274 00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:33.000 Okay, not Richard Pryor, remove him. I'm gonna say it 1275 00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:35.199 was Bill Murray. It was Olivia Coleman. And I'm going 1276 00:58:35.280 --> 00:58:39.039 to say Laura Lenny or Laura Dern. 1277 00:58:41.320 --> 00:58:43.400 Maybe you are still smoking pot. I think it's one 1278 00:58:43.400 --> 00:58:43.639 of those. 1279 00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:45.440 I'm not We're gonna look that up, but we're also 1280 00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:48.159 going to look up Audrey Rose. See who else is 1281 00:58:48.199 --> 00:58:48.719 in that movie? 1282 00:58:48.840 --> 00:58:52.519 Okay, I'm watching Workout, I know. I mean, let's see 1283 00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:54.760 the last three things they go to. They have group therapy, 1284 00:58:55.000 --> 00:58:58.159 your your ex boyfriend, sleepy time narcoleptic Micah has a 1285 00:58:58.280 --> 00:59:02.320 throwdown monologue, I hope shut the fuck up. I mean, 1286 00:59:03.079 --> 00:59:06.920 you're bringing us all, you're killing killing us, You're killing 1287 00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:09.719 us all I know. And she's just trying to get 1288 00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:10.199 her smokes. 1289 00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:13.239 She's like, I gotta go smoke. And then Greg, her trainer, 1290 00:59:13.440 --> 00:59:16.280 who hates her, hates her. He's like, he's like, it's 1291 00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:18.119 your journey. Yeah, your journey. 1292 00:59:19.039 --> 00:59:21.599 I'm on team Greg for this one. She's a psychopath. 1293 00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:23.960 The episode before that, she she had a tantrum because 1294 00:59:23.960 --> 00:59:28.119 he was too late. She was, yeah, on his side, you. 1295 00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:30.719 Know what, they deserve each other, Like her being bad 1296 00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:32.400 doesn't make him good because I don't think he was 1297 00:59:32.440 --> 00:59:35.880 great either. He was disinterested, he was yeah, he was. 1298 00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:38.280 She halfassing Greg at the very end, right, Or is 1299 00:59:38.320 --> 00:59:41.440 it the next episode where Jackie's like, I'm gonna swap 1300 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:44.800 you and she gives Greg as his punishment for getting 1301 00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:49.280 drunk and sleeping with Vanessa has his punishment she gives 1302 00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:53.559 She assigns Danie to him and his small teeth. See, 1303 00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:55.719 I was so invested. I watched the first few minutes 1304 00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:59.519 of episode six. Oh god, that's our spoiler alert. 1305 00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:01.440 Well, it's the next week on and I saw her 1306 01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:03.719 talking to Brian Peeler again, who I also I still 1307 01:00:03.760 --> 01:00:05.039 love Ryan Peter even though. 1308 01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:08.360 Him I do a scar from that diving accident. 1309 01:00:08.719 --> 01:00:09.320 Is that what that is? 1310 01:00:09.719 --> 01:00:11.559 I thought, I'm mad at and watch what happened live too. 1311 01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:15.719 He when he was a child, he was diving and 1312 01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:17.239 I guess he landed on his head. 1313 01:00:17.599 --> 01:00:20.000 Very Jonny Ericson Toata vibes. Do you know who that is? 1314 01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:23.320 Johnny Rickson? Toada was a lady in a

wheelchair, a quadriplegic. 1315 01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:25.280 They would trot her out to all the churches when 1316 01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:28.719 I was a young Christian and it was like a 1317 01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:32.320 tale of how to like still have hope in adversity 1318 01:00:32.800 --> 01:00:35.599 because she jumped in a pool and like and that 1319 01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:37.760 hit her head and it did it and then yeah, 1320 01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:38.639 they would wheel her out. 1321 01:00:38.679 --> 01:00:40.199 There are always those stories every year. 1322 01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:42.119 So yeah, it's really sad. 1323 01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:44.000 It's horrible. That is why I don't swim. 1324 01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:46.880 That's why you don't swim. That's I love to swim, 1325 01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:50.559 but I don't dive head first. At least I'll dive 1326 01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:55.519 feet first. I'll jump. Yeah, okay, I want But Doug, 1327 01:00:55.639 --> 01:00:58.400 I love you so much. You're plugging plug some other things. 1328 01:00:58.440 --> 01:00:59.159 Let's plug something. 1329 01:00:59.480 --> 01:01:01.079 Hi away, I'm Doug Butuden. 1330 01:01:01.320 --> 01:01:02.400 I'm going to do an intro for you. 1331 01:01:03.159 --> 01:01:06.440 John has already introed me. But I'm on Instagram at 1332 01:01:06.559 --> 01:01:10.119 Doug Butden and most Thursdays I'm doing cooking kibbits on 1333 01:01:10.320 --> 01:01:11.280 Instagram Live. 1334 01:01:11.599 --> 01:01:12.960 Thank you for doing your day off. 1335 01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:15.760 Oh my pledgure I for you. Know I would do 1336 01:01:15.800 --> 01:01:17.920 anything for you. I love you, I tumble for you. 1337 01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:20.639 I'd go to Budapest for you. 1338 01:01:21.159 --> 01:01:24.639 See, I wouldn't go back to Budapest. You're most drop 1339 01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:26.760 you off in Vienna and say have fun. 1340 01:01:26.679 --> 01:01:29.159 And then pick me up at La X. Yeah I would, Okay, 1341 01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:29.920 i'd pick you up. 1342 01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:31.519 Thanks for listening, friends. 1343 01:01:31.400 --> 01:01:34.880 Thanks anything else you want to plug? No cooking kibbitts 1344 01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:38.159 cooking kibbits. Jeff Lewis Live, Jeff Lewis Live. How did 1345 01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:40.039 you meet Jeff by the way through. 1346 01:01:40.199 --> 01:01:41.480 My friend Patrick Moran? 1347 01:01:41.679 --> 01:01:43.599 I know Patrick, so Patrick is one of my very 1348 01:01:43.639 --> 01:01:44.639 best friends, right, and. 1349 01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:46.719 We were at the glad Awards. Okay, Patrick was my 1350 01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:50.480 plus one and he was like, oh that's my friend, Jeff. 1351 01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:51.400 Let me speak to you. 1352 01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:54.000 So we walked over. I think Flipping Out had just 1353 01:01:54.239 --> 01:01:56.039 aired or was just going to air one or the 1354 01:01:56.079 --> 01:01:59.119 other and Jeff was there with Jenny and a gaggle 1355 01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:00.960 of people and we hung, you know, we all just 1356 01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:04.119 had drinks together. And then every few years I would 1357 01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:06.800 run into Jeff at the Park cocktail party at Patrick's. 1358 01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:11.000 And then Patrick hosted my fiftieth and it was at 1359 01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:14.639 my He invited Jeff and he invited Jeff and Gage. 1360 01:02:15.199 --> 01:02:17.719 And at my fiftieth, Jeff was like, how come you 1361 01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:20.800 haven't been on my show? What show? And he said 1362 01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:22.800 Gage is going to call you Monday. And I was like, okay, 1363 01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:26.639 I never thought he would. And then he had me 1364 01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:28.920 on with Gage, and then it was very all about Eve. 1365 01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:31.519 He was like, well Gage, and I broke up. I 1366 01:02:31.639 --> 01:02:35.920 was like, I'm available, and look at you now. Look 1367 01:02:35.960 --> 01:02:38.239 at me now, all these years later, but I got 1368 01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:41.079 to know you, I know, and the Smith sisters and 1369 01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:45.400 Alyssa and Jamison and Sarah who just returned from Lebanon. 1370 01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:47.239 And I loved Sarah so much. 1371 01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.920 She gave me somewhere for baclavah also not a euphemism, 1372 01:02:50.039 --> 01:02:51.679 and it was delicious. 1373 01:02:51.840 --> 01:02:55.079 Yep, I would feel her shrimp. I love Sarah so much. 1374 01:02:55.159 --> 01:02:55.719 Yes, she's great. 1375 01:02:56.960 --> 01:02:59.760 Okay, this is it. I love you, you know you. 1376 01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:01.400 It's like one of those things. 1377 01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:13.800 Bye bye bye bye. Yes, Thank you for watching, Thank 1378 01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:15.679 you for listening, Thank you for telling all of your 1379 01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:20.760 friends about Show Pony. This show is created, written, produced, directed, performed, 1380 01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:24.079 edited and distributed by me, John Arthur Hill. Follow me 1381 01:03:24.159 --> 01:03:27.400 on Instagram, John Arthur Hill. Tell all your friends, share 1382 01:03:27.480 --> 01:03:30.840 the clips, share the joy far and wide of Show Pony. 1383 01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:33.400 We are almost done. We're four episodes away from the 1384 01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:36.199 finale of the entire series. Jackie Warner is going to 1385 01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:38.239 come back in a couple episodes and do a wrap up, 1386 01:03:38.400 --> 01:03:40.840 a final word on the series, and then I'm going 1387 01:03:40.880 --> 01:03:43.440 to be done, and then we'll move on to something else. 1388 01:03:43.679 --> 01:03:46.159 So keep the suggestions coming. I love hearing your comments 1389 01:03:46.239 --> 01:03:48.920 on YouTube. I love hearing your comments pretty much everywhere. 1390 01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:52.360 Thank you for all the positive feedback, and I thank 1391 01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:54.360 you for all the negative feedback. I've really only gotten two. 1392 01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:58.440 But I'm I'm thinking I'm kind of like done with 1393 01:03:58.679 --> 01:04:03.000 caring about anyative comments because I'm having a good time 1394 01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:07.280 and crush your fingers that none of my clothes get 1395 01:04:07.320 --> 01:04:13.360 stained with even further amounts of silicone lubricant or as 1396 01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:17.960 Halle Berry calls it intimacy gel. Thank you for joining. 1397 01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:22.239 I will see you next week. Be safe, be kind. 1398 01:04:24.639 --> 01:04:26.880 That should be a tagline of some sort. I'll lock 1399 01:04:26.920 --> 01:04:28.159 it in next time. Bye,