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Welcome to Rose City Red Card for 10/19/2026.
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I know every time I say the date, Marissa gives me this look like, wait, what? What? It's... Like, September went by so fast. It really did. And it's already October 19? Over halfway through October. Damn.
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Our last game of the season is on November 1. Well, welcome, Marissa. Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey, chat. It's Marissa. Hey, chat. I'm here. I'm queer. We ready. Let's do this. Absolutely.
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That's why we're here is to talk the Portland Thorns. That's why we show up. Yeah.
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We were here...
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It was our first match without Wilson. We watched it... First of two matches, yeah. First of two matches.
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She's out with the red card. Talk a little bit more about her and what that means for the team a bit later.
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But what do you... How are you feeling? You know, it was it was an interesting game. I'm feeling disappointed, but not surprised.
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What have we been doing?
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Like, Houston, Boston, now Bay, these are literally the bottom of the table teams and we just cannot figure it out. We keep saying, this should be, you know, an easier game for us at least, but... Like the last four games, I remember we were talking about it. We're like, okay, North Carolina should be the only kind of one that's trouble, but we play in them at Providence, you know? And now it's like, be... Playing at Providence kinda means nothing. Like, I used to be kind of a fortress and we're kind of having bad luck there and...
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Yeah. I don't know. Double Seroquel tonight.
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Well, are we blaming the Etsy witches or, do we need to hire the... I think we need to hire witches. I feel like we've been kind of joking about it, but like, I don't know, witchcraft. So I've been watching... I watched Tremors and The Craft this weekend. Nice. And The Craft went south, but we're better people than them. So I'm not gonna kill anybody, but I am definitely willing to use magic and black magic and witchcraft, white magic, purple magic, gay magic, straight magic, trans magic.
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Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. All magic. Brooke is saying, yes, hire them and quickly. Yeah.
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So call out to any Portland witches out there.
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You wanna...
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Slide into our DMs, Slide into our DMs, email us, Rose City Red Card at Gmail dot com.
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We need a spell. Yeah. If you could cast a spell on mic for us. Yes.
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We have money, we have cannabis, we have t shirts. Oh, we do. We have hugs, we have good vibes. We have we record shirts now. Yeah. We got them.
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We...
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Tell us what you need, and it's gonna be fantastic.
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Yeah. Tell us because we we we need you We do. Now more than ever. We really, really... Because we can't fucking depend on the GM or the coach to do dick about dick, so we need the witchcraft.
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Alright. Well, and we need it before Friday. Yes. We need to... Because, hey, if we win Friday, we are in the So we we really, really need that.
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Again, we'll talk more about that game because we're so fucking excited for it. Yeah.
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It's gonna be a blast. But before we get to that too much, let's let's hear a little bit more about what happened this last weekend. Yeah. Marissa, tell us a little bit about the game.
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Alright, Rose City Red Card fans. This is Marissa, and we are talking about the game that just happened yesterday, which is on Sunday, second game of the day, 2PM Pacific time.
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We tied, barely, Bay FC.
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It was a hard one to watch.
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Barely.
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We...
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I know...
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Okay. So let's just let's just start. So I think that this was our best starting defense that we could have.
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Best, not great. Not great.
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Not great, but good. This was, I think, like, with... So we got Vignola and Reyes on the outside, and we have Perry and Calzada as the center backs.
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Like I said, this is the best options that... This is the best that's available for us. It is strong, but it is not strong enough. We are about to get into playoffs. We are going to be playing against insane teams Yeah. That will just mollywop us. We need to be prepared. We need to be prepared.
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Like... So, yeah, that was the best defense.
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I mean, this is like... So I'm gonna... Let me just keep talking. My bad.
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So we had Flem, Tordin, and Nijstad in the middle, which is really, really solid. And then up top, we had Weaver, Hanks, and Turner. I think that this is without... Obviously, without Soph, this is like our strongest lineup that we have available at this point. We got some great names up there. We have some great names, which is why we'll get into the negativity and hatred later. But, yeah, this is... This was I think best lineup available.
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Yeah. Like we brought up earlier, this is game one of two that Soph is gonna miss.
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Bay was without Claire Hutton, which is one of their best players, if not their best player.
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She's a, yeah, midfielder for the USA team and she just...
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She She joined Bay early
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this year. Yeah. And, you know, it seemed like they they spent a lot of money for her. Ton of money on her. Mhmm. You know, trying to shore up, some of their weaknesses. Mhmm. You know, maybe that's something that Thorns should think about doing. Yeah. I mean, we haven't made any corrections to our roster. I think we just have some... I don't know if it's the owners, but like the GM, nigga, you cheap as fuck.
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You cheap as fuck. Spend some fucking money. Stop getting these little band aids.
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Okay? Moving on. My bad. I will have a few of those. We also... Okay. So, yeah, let's just talk about the game. So Weaver got her second goal of the season ten minutes in off of We started off this game strong. It was great.
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And the first couple minutes were jarring. We needed to settle. After we settled, we're like, okay. Let's kinda just play our game. We got a really nice Nijstad cross...
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Or not cross, but a really nice assist right to Weaver. One touch right in. Happy birthday, Weaver. Congratulations on that goal. I mean, also happy birthday, Reilyn Turner. Yeah. But, you know Two birthdays on the Yeah. Two birthdays. Yeah. Cool to see. It's exciting. They did have different games. And Weaver got a goal on a birthday. That's exciting. You know?
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Yeah. But also, like, we have an early goal curse. I feel like now when I see the Thorns score early, I'm even more worried. Yeah. It's even, like, worse off. Like, Denver... Like, how many games? Like...
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Anyways, so, yes, we do have a little bit of a early girl goal curse.
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That fucking sucks. So we had that ten minutes, we're looking good. Mhmm. And then, you know, even before, anything happens, you know, we're still looking good, and then, there's a penalty. Mhmm. And we're waiting on the penalty. Right. VAR is looking at it. Mhmm. And so what what did you do while this happened? Oh, I saw that there was gonna be a penalty, I removed removed myself and went to go smoke outside.
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Yep. So you, you texted me, I think, fuck. Yep.
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And so then we were waiting and waiting, and then the penalty got overturned, and I texted you, yes.
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And you didn't see it.
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Then you came in, and what what else happened in those, like, two minutes? Well, they scored and so I came in and automatically thought that we scored the PK and I texted Alan back, what's yes, Alan? What's yes? And then I looked and Then you put it together and I was realized...... And like, oh, right, right, right, right, right. There was no PK. There was no PK. They just... They scored right after it anyway, Yep. It looked like it was... There's nobody's fault, but it did look like it was MA's problem again. So...
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You know, it's a whole team. Yeah. It's a whole team, but there are these little mistakes. I feel like, what the fuck are we fucking doing? And we'll talk a little bit more about what's wrong in the back. Yeah.
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True.
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That then tied it up. We're going to half tied up, and then Bay scores again. Yeah.
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Fuller scored again. Fuller has been actually doing really well, and this is... Think we... Before we played Bay this last time, I think we were talking about like, or maybe we didn't play them, but I've been talking about them and I'm like, they shouldn't be this low. They have great players. They're... They shouldn't be this low on the totem pole. Like, they're great.
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You know what I mean? And so, yeah, so Fuller scores at the sixty seventh minute, from the top of the box over Arnold because somebody was off their line again.
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Girl, if you're gonna be aggressive, be aggressive, but you can't just be chilling, like, six, seven yards off the line when players...
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Scouting and analytics is real. You don't think all the forwards watch watch you, Maca, game footage of you being off your line and being... Seeing where you are, seeing what you're not good at, teams know it. Yeah. Teams know it, and we're getting punished for it. I mean, like, everybody's getting scouted, but... We even saw it last week on the break. Yeah. She was she was off her line. Yeah. Dude, those... That Germany game was rough. That was really rough. And she's just, yeah, she's just off her line. While she's great, great goal... Great goalie, you know, good goalie now, great goalie a while ago.
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I do think it's time for us to put Messner in.
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Shake it up, move some things around.
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She had a great couple games for us at the beginning of the year when Mackenzie Arnold was at the Asian Cup. We haven't seen her play in a while. No. We haven't seen her play in a while, but she played actually really, really well. And I feel like we know what we're gonna get from Mackenzie Arnold, like, let's see what we can get. I mean, obviously, if we're... If we make it into playoffs, like, we need... I don't know if they wanna mix that up so much, but I don't know. She just doesn't communicate out there. She's not controlling her players, her... Like, you know, like, hey, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, you know, when somebody's opening the box, like... Well, you know, we'll get into that even more in our next segment. But then we hit the eighty fifth minute, and that apparently is when Hanks scoring ability turns on. Yeah. We've seen her twice this year score after eighty five minutes. So this time it was in the eighty sixth minute.
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She follows up on her own rebound and scores that tying goal and... And she's our
savior.
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Alright. So... Yeah. So, Caiya Hanks, she's our golden our golden goose at this point. She saved us, got us a point this game, and then back on August 15, she got the game winning goal in her fucking return match against Orlando. So Caiya Hanks be saving us left and right, and also, like, she's only a couple games in. I feel like she's so fast. She's doing well. Like, I feel like we're we're just... If this would've been, her back. Yeah. So good to have her back. So good to have her back. Alright.
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So let's talk about also Dufour.
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Yeah. We got Dufour back. It's been a really long time since she's been on the field and this is... I mean, obviously, besides, Bella Bixby and Olivia Moultrie, this is the healthiest I feel like our rosters looked. We do not have our... We got people coming off the injury list. Our availability report is not a paragraph anymore. So I feel like this is good. I'm excited.
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It is the end of the season though, you know, we got a lot. Hopefully, we're just in time. Yeah. Hopefully, we're just in time.
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Just in time. Mister time. Mister Justin time. Mister time.
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Justin time.
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Alright. Well, let's talk a little bit more about, what's going on in the back and what we need to, do to fix it. Okay.
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Alright.
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Defense was not good. It's been getting better, but it's not good. We're still not there. We're still not there.
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We need a six, and we need a center back.
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We got Perry, but Perry is great. Perry is also young.
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Perry is also slow ish. I...
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You can't call a professional athlete slow. She is fast compared to yes. But comparatively to people running by her, she is slow.
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We need somebody seasoned. We need somebody that is used to being a center back. We need somebody back there with her.
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We need a six.
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Flem is not a six. Nijstad is not a six. Tordin is not a six. We do not have a six. They're great players. The six is a defensive midfielder.
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A six?
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Okay. Also, anytime we talk about Sam Coffey in this podcast today, we can drink. So, Sam Coffey Drink.
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Sam Coffey is the reason why our defense didn't look like doo doo last year when it should have because it's the same with the players.
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We need a defensive midfielder. A defensive midfielder is the beginning of our defense. It's... Okay. You know, midfield's the the glue that holds offense and defense together, but the defense midfielder is even, I feel like, more important, especially with somebody that struggle... With our team that struggles with defense. It is so important. It's the rock, like... So... Okay. So look. It's the six defensive midfield, two midfielders, them moving around like that. That's that's what you need. I was doing a You did some hand gestures. I did some hand gestures, Alan. Fairly vulgar, to be honest, but, I think it it...
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I don't know. I I don't think the listeners missed, too much.
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We're scissoring on the podcast.
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But, yeah, it just, something something needs to change. We're... The owners... Not the owners. I'm... That's cool. They've been doing great with the fire. Thanks for the training facility. Spend some fucking money and get us some fucking players that we need.
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Nina Nijstad, that's great. Thank you so much. Thank you for keeping Tordin on. Thank you for keeping Reilyn on. Thank you for keeping Flem on. That's great. Sign some more fucking players. When's the last time you guys spent a chunk of money? We haven't seen We haven't any big changes. We've seen people coming off the list. Yeah. And I know that not we... Not every team needs all stars or anything, but the last big player that we had was like Sam Coffey and she's gone. Sorry. Cheers. But, like, that's that's it. Like... And now, I really... I I made the... I made the hard argument that Soph isn't going anywhere because she is comfortable up here. This is... You'd... Like, a new place to live, a new city, a new coach, a new coaching style, new this, new this, new this, new this. But goddamn, if nothing's pointing to this is what's happening, I think Soph is leaving. I think that they found out in the middle of the season and that's what the ripple is on the team because the team is not there. Vilahamn does not have this team.
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Like, also, I was... I'm trying to be positive. I'm trying to be pro Vilahamn, but, like, nothing good has happened. Nothing good has happened. Anything good has happened is because we have a fucking great roster on paper, but he's not making us jealous as a team. It's not happening. It's...
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And I know he's new to the seat... New this year, but goddamn. Goddamn.
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Goddamn. Yeah. No. It's been a it's been a rough year. And, you know, Brooke is pushing back I know. Saying that nothing good has happened is a bit strong. We are seventh. Yeah. We're inside the line.
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One win clinches it.
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But, you know, again, we we had some crazy crazy shit going on where we should've won some of these games, and we've just fallen apart. And so, you know, let's talk about Soph a little bit more here in a few minutes, but let's focus right now on the back, on the defense.
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Mhmm. You said we should put Messner in, but this is... So Arnold has seven
clean sheets this year, which is her career high. Mhmm.
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Granted, team has... Two Messner and only played three games.
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Okay. That that is fair. And Arnold has not had a single clean sheet, in about two months. Yeah. Like... But also, 10 players in front of her.
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They... You know what I mean? But also Yeah. Some of those goals...
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Reach your hand out, girl. Maybe just fall, drop to the left a little bit. Put your right hand out or stay on your line or come out aggressively.
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And she has smart she comes out aggressively, she is great. Like, you know, she's had, an assist this year. It's confidence. It's confidence. I And feel like sometimes she has confidence and then sometimes she lacks it. Like that fucking Boston game.
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Oh my god. When we collapsed, we remember we were... It was two zero, and then was two one, and then it was three, and then we got that goal. And then it just just... It makes for good drama, Okay.
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So what we've been seeing though is we're still playing well at home. We're we're giving up a lot more goals away than we are at home. Mhmm. We're not winning a lot at home, but we're tying a lot more. We're we're still doing alright at home.
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We've only lost two games at home this year. Yeah. It's...
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So...... Spirit and then Boston.
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So does that have anything to do with it? Is it, you know, are we... We've talked about the the home versus away issue before, and, you know, we do great at Providence Park. But is that something we really need to work on is just our away performance, or do we really need to rework our defense? We just need to rework our defense. It doesn't matter where we play. Like, so Audi... So Washington Spirit, Rowdy Audi, that's like second... I think that's the second coolest, probably best environment attendance, everything behind us, Thorns.
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And they've been cursed. Rowdy Audi has been cursed this year. They have not been doing well at home, and they're still fucking number two or number three in the league. They just beat Gotham this year. So it doesn't matter where you win. You just need to kinda try to win. Do you know what I mean? But I will say for Providence, players everywhere know it's loud. You know what I mean? It is. Yeah. When you're trying to get a tactic from somebody, you're like, wait. What? You know? Like, it's... You know? Like It's something you have to adjust to if you're not used to it. Yeah. So... Okay. So it's kinda going on a little random tangent. So w... WNBA, Valkyries and the Dream. There... It's like the WNBA finals. If you guys aren't tuning in, it's tonight. Yeah. Or the second game is tonight. It's so much fun. I bet you a lot of you guys have been But... So after
the first game in in in the bay, Golden State won, they beat Atlanta.
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And Gabby Williams was saying, she's like, yeah. Sometimes it's just like hard to hear. I mean, we love it. We love it. It's loud, but, like, it's hard to hear. So sometimes like it could be a positive and a negative, like like if us Thorns are down and we need like tactics and we need to be communicating, maybe that's not so... I mean, obviously, we're gonna be loud as fuck as Providence. We're not gonna be trying to be quiet at all. But I'm just saying that like it is jarring for everybody when you can't hear when you can't hear yourself think, when you're like, what? Like...
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You know? And so... Yeah. But I think it's not a Providence Park problem. It's just a Us problem. We just... We we need to win everywhere. Like, we can't just depend on Providence Park to pick up points because at the end of the season, it turned that it wasn't a thing. Yeah. And, you know, we were talking about, Hutton for Bay earlier. You know, they picked her up for 1,100,000.
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You know, they saw a problem. They, you know, got somebody to fill it. Also Do we need to do the same thing? Seemed like it. Paul Green as their director of sports... Sporting. I think Brooke and, I don't know the exact name of that. Paul Green was in charge at Chelsea for the same thing, the women's Chelsea team, and brought, like, so many titles to that team. So he is in charge of, like, coach, players, everything. Like, everything's kind of underneath him. Like, he does this. Pinocchio ing it.
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So Bay about the hand gestures today. Yeah. And also Bay just got Jenna Nighswonger back. She was... She played back over on... She play... She crossed the river, the pond, the ocean. She played for Arsenal, wasn't getting any time over there, then she played for Aston Villa, and then arse... On, like, on a loan, and Arsenal gave her up. And so now she's back in The States. And she was... She run rookie of the year with Gotham a couple years ago. She was... She won a gold medal with, like, The USA. She was doing so awesome and then thought she was gonna go to Arsenal, played there a year, got zero time, and then went to Aston Villa. So now she's back. And with Bay... And I I kinda forgot I kinda forgot that she wasn't, I forgot that she was with Bay because I was like, oh, Claire Hutton's our best player. I was like, oh, no. We have... She... They have, like, one of the better defenders and Jenna Nighswonger back, and that's really exciting. I think That is. We are all very excited to have Jenna back on this.
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Alright. So that tells us a bit about what's, wrong on our defense.
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But as we've gotten into a couple of times now, let's talk what's going on up at the front, and, let's get into our gossip girl mode.
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Hey, girl. Hey. Time for gossip hour.
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Damn. Every time I do that, it fucking spills on me. It's covered in vodka. Okay. So gossip hour. I think we've kind of already talked about it through the thing.
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Couple episodes ago, I went heavy on this...
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The fact that Soph or anybody for that matter that's trying to make the World Cup roster next year or is on... Gonna be on the World Cup roster, the last thing they're gonna wanna do is change up their life. Change of team, change of coach, change of weather, change of city, change of friends, change of everything. Lifestyle. Lifestyle.
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Yeah. Everything changes. To a new team is a big a new team is huge. What did that team want for with us, you know, for a while, but her drafted her. But her contract only runs through this year. Yeah. Yep. And she hasn't re-signed. And a lot of players have re-signed. Like, Gotham has re-signed their hot heavy hitters, like Sonnett, Rose, like, Casey, everybody's re-signing their players, and Soph just hasn't signed.
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She's been with us for all 102 of her NWSL regular season games. We drafted her. We won a fucking... We won a championship with her. You know? Like, she's the only player to win... To have double digit goals in every season she's played. There's... Alright. So tell me what what's she doing? I don't know. I think that maybe she's shopping around to get more money, and I know that, like, her husband plays, gridiron football, and he just signed, like, a $75,000,000 deal. So I don't know if they're poor, but also I know that, like, as her, like, you wanna... I wanna make as much money as I can. I don't care what this what he this nigga making. Sorry. I'm black, by the way, you guys didn't know. I'm black. But anyways, I don't care what this nigga making. I need to make my money, you know. And so maybe she's shopping around because this is her as a free agent. She hasn't been there. She's been with us. So maybe she's trying to see what's out there. Alan.
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Alan got giddy when I said niggas. You guys... I just started laughing at you for trying to justify it. I know. Know. I'm like, I'm black. I'll show up. I can show my skin color on the next episode. You've you've been on our Instagram. Yeah. You guys have seen. Yeah. I've black arms.
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It's also not the first time you said it this episode, but you told me you were you were gonna try to start taking it back. I know. Well, I stopped saying it because Tracy says it all the time and I'm like, damn, that person sounds dumb. He's like, I don't need to be saying this word, but I'm passionate today. I'm feeling it today.
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So own it for yourself. Niggas in Paris.
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Anyways, okay.
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Circling back.
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Yeah. We don't know what she's
gonna do. I would think that it would have been announced by now, but also, like we said, this is gossip hour. Don't listen to us. Don't listen to them. But that's why they're here, is to listen to us drink and talk shit. Oh, it didn't spill. Didn't spill. There we go.
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Yeah.
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So why hasn't she re-signed? Even if not from a route, all of us Thorns players are... I don't wanna say frothing at the mouth. That sounds foul and something like male men would do, but I'm, like, waiting, dripping to hear the news that she re-signed.
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Or any news at this... If this... Oh, Soph is going to Mars and starting a new soccer team in Mars. Okay. Just let us know what's going on. I don't care. Good good for her. Let us know. But I don't know...
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Also, off topic, kind of, not really, the NWSL season starts in February next year. That's... Coming because of the World Cup. And so, like, that's in a couple months.
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Girls are gonna get no time off. They're gonna have December, January, and then preseason starts.
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So So if you're gonna make a change, you gotta do it here very soon. Yeah. Or don't change, Soph, stay with us and... Or...
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Owner's like, what are you doing?
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I'll start a GoFundMe.
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We'll pay... We can we can all personally pay to get Soph still here.
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If every Portland resident gives a dollar... Mhmm.
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Dude, I even have... Well, so my friend is like in high end real estate and like sells like really like million dollar homes and condos and I was like, can you like let me know if you see anything by a Wilson family being sold?
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Like, let me know.... Inside you. Yeah. Like, put your... Because I mean, that's what reporters do. We...
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Are we? Maybe we are reporters, but like that's what we do. Boots on the ground, I'm gonna find out. Not anything personal information. I won't... Should we cut this? Jesus. I'm talking about finding... No. Yeah. Fuck it. We're gonna find out, Soph. Don't be selling your house. Stay here. We love you. Yeah. We'll fire Vilahamn. Get rid of Vilahamn. Keep you, Soph. We don't need a coach. What about Sarah Lowdon? She was great. She's... And the only reason we didn't sign Sarah Lowdon is because she was next in line like fucking Rob Gale and Rob Gale suck dick so fucking much. There's nothing wrong with sucking dick. But from my point of view, sucking dick's not cool. So not not in, not not something we would wanna do. So he suck dick. Maybe not you. And he would wear these fucking like five piece suits when it's 90 degrees and he's just sweating like a motherfucking idiot. Put a fucking t shirt on you fucking piece of shit.
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Anyways, The moving NBA where every... Everyone on the sidelines is wearing suits. Yeah. You fucking loser.
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Brooke is doing her hot take on you and saying that Soph exercised a $1,000,000 player option for 20 Yeah. 26 which was an NWSL record.
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So good luck, Marissa.
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I'd wait for the Houston, November 1 before you start the GoFundMe. Also, the next one is she was like, you guys should definitely cut that out.
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I...
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Yeah. She... That's fair. Brooke has... Also, because I named my friend also that's, like, the realtor.
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We'll bleep out your friend's name Okay. And we'll leave the rest in. Yeah. Because we'll find out. So we'll find out.
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Alright. Well, I think that's enough, gossip for today.
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So let's, find out kinda what's... What else is going on, on the table.
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Alright.
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And now everybody's favorite segment. Well, personally mine, and actually, this isn't Alan's favorite segment. Oh, no. I love this segment. No. He told me it's not his favorite. It's my least favorite. Oh, yeah. See? I... Who said that? I... I'm not sure. I heard some background noise. Anyways...
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Okay. So let's go. People on Reddit said they love this segment, which I agree because I couldn't watch this many games, so I'm very glad you did. Yeah. It is hard, especially now with the WSL back. I
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30 in the morning. It's hard. A long long day. Yeah. It's it's crazy when you don't have a life.
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Alright. Okay. So here we go. We have Marissa's match week roundup presented by Marissa. Okay.
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So we got... First game was on Friday. We had Boston versus Racing.
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Boston beats racing two one. It was a decent game. It's kind of... And it was... It's kind of a game that doesn't matter. It does matter in your heart. In your heart, it matters. But as far as standings But as far as standings and the rest of the league, it kinda didn't matter. Still... It's still fun to watch some soccer. It was still a good game.
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I'm really interesting to see what racing does, if they're gonna be a team next year or what fucking is going on. That was the only game on Friday. Saturday...
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Saturday, had...
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Jeez. Yeah. Goddamn. We did have four games on Saturday.
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Yeah. So first game was spirit versus Gotham.
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Spirit beats Gotham one zero. It was a really, really good game.
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No. No. It was a really, really good game. I was pretty impressed. Think that we're watching two of the top teams.
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Trinity Rodman's body language, it looks a little bit rough at times. I think I had the same comment about when she was playing for The USA this past week.
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But... Yeah. And Gotham is just... They're limping to the fucking finish line. It'll be interesting to see if they actually do win the shield. I think we're gonna find that out this weekend or decision day, which is the weekend after that. But... Yeah. So, yeah. So spirit beats Gotham. Congratulations, spirit. One zero.
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Next game on Saturday was Utah versus Kansas City. Kansas City beats Utah.
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Utah has been kind of on a decline, not a decline, but kind of like us.
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I mean, like, that's... They're higher in the standings, but they were looking like no one was gonna stop them for a while. And I feel like they kinda just gone down and down. I feel like injuries are really rough. I... At this point, like like, when I'm watching, like, hockey playoffs or something or I'm just like, okay. Well, the healthiest team is gonna win. You know what I mean? Like, who's got It makes a big difference. Left.
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And so... Yeah. So... Yeah. So Utah beats... Or no. Yeah. Kansas City beats Utah two to zero.
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Kansas City when healthy is scary. Croix, Croix Bethune back. Cooper's back. It's it's really scary with their healthy.
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Third game was North Carolina versus San Diego.
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Shout out to the wave.
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The wave beats North Carolina two one. Keeps us in seventh place. Thank you, San Diego wave. Thank you. Thank you, San Diego. The San Diego wave. It was a good game. Sanchez did not break the record, which we were all... Everyone's waiting for it to happen. She's still tied at 20 goals So close. With Temwa? Temwa Chawinga or Barbra Banda? We will find out soon.
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But, yeah, so that was a really good game.
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The... There was a late goal in the game. Sanchez could have because it was two to one. And so Sanchez could've easily... Not easily, could've tried to make, like, a hard shot in, but she did the unselfish thing, pass it off to her teammate, and the teammate made the goal. So that was two to one. Yeah. So it's Temwa's goal... Temwa's record. So she's tied with 20, so did not break that. We hopefully hope she does not break that. Also, next weekend when they play us, last game on Saturday was Denver versus Angel City.
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Angel City beats Denver three to two. Angel City's on a fucking run. They have been killing it lately. I've been chatting it up. Also, they came back from a two zero deficit.
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Hell yeah, Ali Sonnett, Lindsey Heaps, if you wanna retire from the USA team and only focus on club, we would all say, that's okay, girl. Do you do
what you gotta do. Be good for your club. That's okay. The USA ladies are gonna be okay without you. If you'd so choose to do that. If if it's time. If it's time. I think it's time. I think last year was time, but that's none of my business. I'm not Emma Hayes.
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Okay. Moving on to Sunday's games. First game was Houston versus Orlando. Orlando beats Houston two to one. It was a good game, but it kinda sucks because later on in... Like, Houston was like, oh, I mean, I bet Orlando's like, fuck. Yeah. We won. We need these points. And then a couple hours later, they get eliminated by, Seattle. We will... We'll get to that. That's a couple... In a couple minutes.
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So... Yeah. So sorry, Orlando.
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It's good season. See you next year. You guys... Also, they fired their coach that has been their coach for so long that won them a championship. So That throws things off, and so It's been a wiser, wacky time. They'll they'll see what what that decision brings them, but it's a hard one midseason. Yeah. Whizzy wacky time.
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Second game of the day was Thorns versus Bay. It was a tie of two to two. And third game of the day was Chicago versus Seattle. Seattle wins three to one. It looks kind of good at first. Chicago had some bright spots, but then Chicago Chicagoed, and they lost three to one versus Seattle. So, Seattle winning was gonna be scary if we didn't get that extra point. So they did not jump us in the the standing. So they are at eighth right now and we're at seventh. So I don't know how we made it off the weekend. Also, was funny. Even if we did win that game, we still would have been at seventh, but we would have tied with three... It would have been a three way tie at seventh. We would have, you know, it would have been Crazy. A big difference, but Mhmm. It's it's crazy how close things are. We've been talking about it, and the standings, you know, this whole season have just been neck and neck. Yeah. No. The table looks absolutely crazy, And we will be discussing the table as soon as this loads.
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Okay. It's loaded. Okay. So we...
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Now let's get on to the standings. We are going to dip into one through 10. One through eight are make the playoffs, but it's just so fucking close that we're gonna dip into 10. Also because 10 is Denver, and they are still technically in playoff contention. They still could make it. So every... Yeah. Alright. So we got Gotham at 55 points, number one. Sando... Sandy... Sando.
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San Diego, number two, at 54 points. That is close.
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That is so close.
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Washington Spirit at 52 points.
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Kansas City Current at fourth with 47 points. Angel City fifth with 46 points.
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Sixth place is Utah with 46 points. So they have tied with points, but not in the standings because goal differential.
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We've learned this lesson. We've learned this lesson.
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Seventh is the Portland Thorns with 44 points, and eighth is Seattle at 43 points. Ninth is North Carolina at 42 points, and tenth is Denver Summit with 38 points.
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So it could It's close. Denver gets some wins, some... And then some losses in there. They could be a fucking expansion team that makes the fucking playoffs. That would be exciting. It's gonna be a crazy next couple doesn't come to our expense.
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Exactly.
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Yeah. So... Yeah.
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There's two games left.
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Hopefully, we can get a get... Win against North Carolina. Actually, we fucking will be winning against North Carolina next fucking Friday.
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That's right. That's right. And that brings us, to, our next, section. What is coming up, in this next week?
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So it was funny. Alan was trying to tell me to stop talking, but I thought he was high fiving me, so I was air high fiving him across the floor.
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I had to be like, no. No. I know. Know. Let's pause. Two two is no. And I'm like, hell yeah. High five. He's like, nope. Because I'm chatty Cathy. Nobody sure to start. So, yeah. So we have two games left, in the season. We have North Carolina coming up. This is our last home game. Last home game. Last home of the season.
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And then on November 1, we play Houston.
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Houston. Yep. November 1, it's a k a decision day. That should be the end of it for regular season.
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When we find out what's happening. It's huge.
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Like, day is crazy, but now it's even crazier with how tight the fucking playoff race is. It's gonna come down to goals and goal differential, which is so scary, but like, that's... It's... We're all so close. You know what I mean? Well, and on decision day, all eight matches kick off together.
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They are all played at the same time, which makes it really hard to watch, but, it's kinda fun for, you know, the drama of the sport in that, you know, whatever's gonna happen, you kind of learn everything at the same time. Yeah.
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I'll let... You give me a fucking water tech. Yeah. Yeah. It might be too much.
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Yeah. So the next game is coming up this Friday, and we are gonna be there. It is gonna be such a good time.
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Yeah.
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We are bringing three friends of ours.
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We've That's right. We planned on two, but we got somebody else who's joining in, so it'll be five of us. Yeah.
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Like you
said earlier, we have Rose City Red Card t shirts now. So all five of us will be wearing those, hanging out in the supporters section, and just having a great time. And I'm gonna make a bold claim now. If you guys see us in Rose City Red Card shirts, come see us and we will buy you a pub beer. Yeah. We will buy you a pub beer. If you come and be like, hey. You guys are the drunk...
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Guys are the drunks that talk about the thorns. Right? Not drunks. That sounds negative. You guys are the people that... No. No. No. I think that's that's it.
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Use the passphrase, you drunks, and we will buy you a drink.
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Also, out to Alan for giving me access to the soundboard.
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I think he regrets it, but I don't. So... Oh, we both need it. It's obviously...
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I'm I'm done.
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So, we will be at the game. It's gonna be so funch fun. Yeah.
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Heart hands to you as Mhmm.
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But, yeah, what else is happening? So if if we win this game, we're in the playoffs. Yeah. Seattle is playing against Utah half an hour before us, so right before the end of our game, if we remember to check our phones, we'll know what happened with Seattle.
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Doesn't really affect us too much, but you know... Mean, if they win, they jump us, and if we lose and they win, they jump us.
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Alright. So it does matter. It does So, matter. Yeah, we'll we'll check it during that, but, you know, like you said, we're gonna be there and we're gonna be having a great time, and it's gonna be so much fun. You said this is your first game you're attending not as media this year. Yeah. It's been a while... I think I went to two home games before before we started this fun journey together. But, yeah, I've... It's been... I've been in the in the press box. It's so cool to be up there. I wanna be with the fans. I can't even...
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We're gonna be in the supporters section. We're gonna be screaming.
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Screaming. Yeah. Over the... With the Riveters and all the fans. It's... Oh, it's gonna be so great. It's... I... And also, like, this is the last home game we have. Like, if we make the playoffs, we're not gonna get a home game. So this is it. Like, you guys show up, tell us the code, we'll buy you a pub beer, we're gonna have a fucking blast. Like, let's let's show up. Let's show up. I know it's been negative and we're negative.
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That's life. But like, let's show up for our Thorns. Like, this is like, this is our city. It's supposed to be an actually nice day. Like, it's gonna be... Like, let's It's be so much get hyped. Let's go fucking Thorns. Let's go Thorns. So Yes. You know, that brings us to the end of our episode.
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Oh my god. It's went so by so fast. It has. But we will talk to you all next week. Mhmm. And as as always, no injuries, all smiles, fuck Seattle.
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Let's go Thorns.
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Let's go Thorns.