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THE DAIRY AISLE INTERROGATION (Nov 13) 1080p: The Dairy Isle Interrogation. Thank you for your service. You're welcome. Normal people walk away right there. Not this guy. So did you ever kill anybody? Sir, I'm holding a gallon of 2%. We went from small talk to a war crimes tribunal in three seconds. Then comes the deposition. What branch? Where were you stationed? Did you deploy? What's the worst thing you ever saw? The worst thing I ever saw. You in the dairy aisle right now. You don't ask a cop how many people he shot. You don't ask a surgeon how many people died on his table. And you don't ask a veteran for his body count next to the cottage cheese. Here's the whole field manual. You say thank you. He says you're welcome. Mission complete. Go buy your eggs. You do not follow him into the parking lot asking if he gets a flag at his funeral. This is Tug. Stay salty, you magnificent bastards.