Full Transcript for 8: Mageslayers: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?

penis! 63 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:02,160 [Shain Sotalach] I am going to fucking- AHHHH! 64 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:05,300 [Lif] Quiet, little penis! Or is cat’o’ninetails for you! 65 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,320 [Uruk Palace Guard] I think the Chief will want to meet with you. 66 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:12,780 [Phaetra] Once we’re inside… how will we get to the Heart of Terrqas… where is it? 67 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:17,880 [Rebel Freeman] He keeps it in his bedchamber… or rather… he made the Heart Chamber into his bedchambers… 68 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,640 [Rebel Freeman] thinks sleeping with it will make him more virile or something… 69 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,420 [Cinnte Micheart] Gross… 70 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:28,680 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] What beautiful specimens! And what novel gifts they brought me! 71 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:30,540 [Cinnte Micheart] Such a charmer! 72 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,780 [Phaetra] yes… such… charisma?… 73 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:41,400 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] YSENDA! Pour wine for my guests and then remove your filthy failbirth stench from my chambers. 74 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:45,900 [Phaetra] You have a… spawnborn servant? 75 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:51,850 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Have a spawn born servant. 76 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:55,760 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I do… I am a collector of ‘curiosities’. 77 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,450 [Cinnte Micheart] dangerous curiosities… 78 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:06,820 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Nothing like a little danger to keep things interesting. Ha! But once you break them in, they’re the same as any. 79 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,180 [Cinnte Micheart] I’m curious… 80 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:19,500 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] About how we broke her in? We learned it from the Emeduans… in the old days… they had condemned men kill them… 81 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:27,750 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] that way, when they used their little ‘burning vengeance’ trick… you kill two birds with one stone… 82 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:34,970 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] the failbirth can only do it the once… after that… they’re as… 83 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,670 [Cinnte Micheart] I’ve heard some of them can hear a man’s thoughts…… 84 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,060 [Cinnte Micheart] I heard ‘the devil of daya’ cursed the whole city… 85 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:50,640 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Superstitious nonsense. The… talented… learn to separate the wheat from the chaffe with this sort of thing. 86 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:58,200 [Cinnte Micheart] Well… it sounds like we have come to the right place… I’d love to see more of your ‘talent’ 87 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:11,680 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] well… I’m a strictly business before pleasure uruk… so let’s get that part out of the way. I don’t know either of you… but… 88 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:19,890 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] looking at these two… you have clearly… studied my tastes. So! 89 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,800 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] What can The Chieftain of The Nation of Terrq do for you beautiful ladies? 90 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:29,800 [Cinnte Micheart] Nothing at all… we simply wished to introduce ourselves and make your acquaintance… 91 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:38,150 [Cinnte Micheart] we are hoping to do a lot more business in your land… and thought we ought to make… friends… with important people… 92 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:41,280 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] So these are gifts? … Gratis? 93 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:44,810 [Shain Sotalach] No! We’re actually very good! OWWWWW! 94 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:45,600 [Lif] Speak when spoken to! 95 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,790 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] My! Where did she come from?! 96 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:49,610 [Uruk Palace Guard] She’s their trainer Chief! 97 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,850 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Has she been here the entire time? 98 00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:52,910 [Uruk Palace Guard] Yes Chief! 99 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,670 [Lif] Sometimes I stand very still… 100 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:59,790 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] right… quite… unnerving. 101 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:05,840 [Phaetra] They are a gift…. Freely given… in… friendship. 102 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:17,980 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] You are of course aware… that the purchasing of ‘servants’ from other lands presents somewhat of a complication… These are Vashians… are they not?… 103 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:23,670 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] and the New Vashian Confederacy does not take kindly to the ‘indenturing’ of her people. 104 00:08:23,690 --> 00:08:27,630 [Cinnte Micheart] What the confederacy doesn’t know… can’t hurt them. 105 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:33,030 [Phaetra] And I am sure your spawnborn trophy was not a daughter of the mountain… was she? 106 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:42,030 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Well… I should have expected you’d have done your homework before you came here… 107 00:08:43,060 --> 00:08:52,920 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] You’d know better than me; the confederacy doesn’t know it’s arsehole from it’s elbow! and they say the troubles are over! 108 00:08:53,180 --> 00:09:03,780 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Well, I’ll not insult your gifts! Let’s take a look at them then!... This one looks very strong! A mountain brob! 109 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:10,320 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I haven’t seen one in Terrqas since I was a child! And to think I now have one of my own! 110 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:14,480 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Tell me Brob, do you think you could best me? 111 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:19,030 [Dec Go’orbulle] I am undefeated in over 200 bouts! 112 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:26,480 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] But were you fighting hollow boned weaklings like this one? What did you call him? 113 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,620 [Dec Go’orbulle] Small cucumber- giantsbane! 114 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,580 [Shain Sotalach] Godsdammit. 115 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:34,750 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit]

Giantsbane? Are you telling me he could best you, Brob? 116 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:37,840 [Phaetra] We have never allowed them to fight. Despite much demand! 117 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:44,840 [Cinnte Micheart] We feel that… building the anticipation… only heightens the satisfaction… 118 00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:47,240 [Phaetra] Shit… you’re good at this… 119 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,620 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Hmmm? 120 00:09:48,640 --> 00:10:00,750 [Phaetra] I mean… hot… you’re so hot… and making me… so hot… right now… CHIEFTANDo you think you could best him small cucumber? 121 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:03,590 [Phaetra] Do you think you could best me? 122 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:07,850 [Shain Sotalach] I’ve never met anyone I couldn’t beat. 123 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:14,380 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Except your creditors it would seem… well I look forward to finding out…. VIGIL!…. 124 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,810 [Uruk Palace Guard] CHIEF! 125 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:25,340 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Escort our new palace entertainers to the servants quarters… whilst I… entertain my new ‘friends’…. 126 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,660 [Uruk Palace Guard] Chief! would you like someone to stand sentinel? 127 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:36,660 [Shain Sotalach] There is no way he’s going to just let two strangers be alone in the room with him and the Heart of Terrqas! 128 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:43,660 [Rebel Freeman] He’s an arrogant dick!... and also…. the mightiest warrior in Terrqas… so… you know… be careful… 129 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,780 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Chase, you belong soon to stay and sit at home. 130 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,300 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I don’t think we need an audience for the remainder of our business… 131 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,420 [Lif] Should I go too? 132 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:57,020 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] BLOOD AND ASHES! You nearly gave me an apoplexy! How did you get over here?! 133 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,450 [Lif] I here long time… should I go? 134 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:07,520 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Yes! yes! you creepy, unnerving creature! Vigil! Escort the trainer out once you are finished! 135 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:19,620 [Phaetra & Nikhol Ashorn] What?! 136 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:23,300 [Rebel Freeman] The treasury vault? Why do you want to know that? 137 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:31,120 [Addison De Ara] Terrqas, as you know, has many fine warriors who will fight for honour… but they are… occupied right now. 138 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:36,180 [Addison De Ara] The chieftain could easily recruit mercenaries to end your struggle before it has even begun… 139 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,480 [Cinnte Micheart] Smart… very smart… 140 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,000 [Nanda Nall] Shrewd indeed ma’am. 141 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,180 [Addison De Ara] Why thank you! 142 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:47,130 [Rebel Freeman] Smart? Ambitious for sure… that place is supposed to be locked up tighter than a mimic-finch’s ringpiece. 143 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,040 [Lif] Leave that to Lif! 144 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:55,540 [Uruk Palace Guard] Welcome to your new home. 145 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,240 [Dec Go’orbulle] Looks… nice? 146 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,660 [Shain Sotalach] Where is my bed? 147 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,800 [Uruk Palace Guard] You’ll share the hay pile with the rest of the reprobates. 148 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:07,840 [Shain Sotalach] I am highly tuned athlete! How do you expect me to perform if- OOOOOOW! 149 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:16,070 [Lif] Don’t spare the rod with this one! In fact, I don’t trust him! Search him! Search them both! 150 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,970 [Uruk Palace Guard] They aren’t wearing much… where would they 151 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,910 [Lif] Small cucumber is creative! Be very thorough! 152 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:30,670 [Lif] Right, then, grip him down. 153 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:47,020 [Shain Sotalach] ITS FUCKING COLD IN HERE! Gimmie a chance to warm it up and give it a little windmill and you’ll see! 154 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:51,520 [Uruk Palace Guard] Woah! 155 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,380 [Dec Go’orbulle] It is a little cold… 156 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,560 [Uruk Palace Guard] I don’t know if I should consider you armed with that thing… 157 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:02,110 [Shain Sotalach] I mean… that’s grotesque! Functionally useless surely! 158 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:13,010 [Lif] Stupid Uruk Guards… don’t see Lif sneak away… just throw rope out window… secure to bars… 159 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,300 [Flavian] Seriously, I can help. 160 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:36,260 [Flavian] You’ve already helped! Don’t undersell yourself lad! You got us here! 161 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,620 [Addison De Ara] yes… the cobbled roads were terribly difficult to follow Eunuch boy… 162 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:47,080 [Nikhol Ashorn] Look! Lif isn’t going to be able to do this on her own! I can sneak… I’m skilled with tools… and I can fight! 163 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:52,880 [Shain Sotalach] You're a cut-rate scoundrel and a second-rate brawler... know your place! 164 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,880 [Phaetra] Shain… 165 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:54,880 [Flavian] Nikhol… 166 00:13:54,900 --> 00:14:02,380 [Nikhol Ashorn] I AM NIKHOL ASHORN! HERO OF THE AGE! AND I WILL AID MY PARTY! 167 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:07,300 [Flavian] Well said Nikhol! 168 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,540 [Addison De Ara] Okay Nikhol… 169 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,380 [Nikhol Ashorn] She said my name! 170 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,520 [Addison De Ara] How would you help? 171 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,040 [Dec Go’orbulle] You didn’t even buy me dinner… 172 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,460 [Shain Sotalach] Sure you don’t want to check again? You looked like you were enjoying it! 173 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,120 [Uruk Palace Guard] Trainer! Where is that- ah! 174 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:26,590 [Lif] Yes? 175 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:31,470 [Uruk Palace

Guard] Salt the earth! Why are you standing so close to me!? 176 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,080 [Lif] Been here long time! Want me move? 177 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,650 [Uruk Palace Guard] Yes! Yes! You… strange little nix! 178 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:41,270 [Lif] Then we go! Goodbye boys! Be good for chieftain! 179 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:53,310 [Shain Sotalach] I am going to hold filthy dirt 180 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:58,010 [Dec Go’orbulle] Nicks underwater until I see the last bubble of air surface. 181 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:04,360 [Dec Go’orbulle] She was acting Shain. I got searched too! 182 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,060 [Shain Sotalach] Oh, I'm sorry. Did 183 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,060 [Shain Sotalach] Did you get whipped?! Did you get a humiliating name?! 184 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,370 [Dec Go’orbulle] You wouldn’t shut up! 185 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:14,550 [Shain Sotalach] She enjoyed it! She was looking for an excuse! 186 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:18,020 [Dec Go’orbulle] Come on! Give her another chance! 187 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:29,510 [Shain Sotalach] Look… buddy… comrade… brother… she’s bad news… she’s bad for you… she’s bad for all of us. 188 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,740 [Shain Sotalach] The sooner we cut her loose the better… 189 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,740 [Dec Go’orbulle] She’s just a little… different… that’s all…… 190 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:42,990 [Shain Sotalach] She almost got you killed! Almost got me killed! And thrown into the fucking stocks! When I… 191 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:48,490 [Shain Sotalach] and I’m sorry to keep bringing it up… when I saved your life! 192 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,300 [Dec Go’orbulle] You didn’t have to! 193 00:15:51,540 --> 00:16:00,630 [Shain Sotalach] What? And just let the Reach Kurultai kill you? Or lock you away forever? You murdered a fucking guardsman following her lead! And… 194 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,220 [Shain Sotalach] whoever that other guy was! 195 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:12,670 [Dec Go’orbulle] Stabby Mike didn’t count! Everyone said so! And! De Ara had a plan! 196 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,620 [Shain Sotalach] A plan?! That woman is cobbling the fucking road before the carriage!... Dec… 197 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:26,030 [Shain Sotalach] There is going to come a time when you need to see sense… to choose… 198 00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,350 [Dec Go’orbulle] What? Between her and you? 199 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:35,890 [Shain Sotalach] No… between her and us. The party. She’s dangerous. 200 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,040 [Dec Go’orbulle] Lif is my friend… 201 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,810 [Shain Sotalach] Am I not your friend Dec? I was here long before her. 202 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,900 [Dec Go’orbulle] Lif wouldn’t make me choose… 203 00:16:47,760 --> 00:17:02,160 [Shain Sotalach] She is! She is making you choose! She is the one causing all the- How can you not fucking- … Wait… no… no… Dec… 204 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:06,860 [Shain Sotalach] you aren’t… please don’t tell me… 205 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:12,060 [Dec Go’orbulle] Sure are a lot of people in here… 206 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,660 [Shain Sotalach] There are a lot of people in here. 207 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,490 [Shain Sotalach] Yeah… 208 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,770 [Dec Go’orbulle] Do you think they will cause us trouble? 209 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,700 [Shain Sotalach] fuck me Dec… 210 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,500 [Dec Go’orbulle] D’ya think? 211 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,660 [Shain Sotalach] well… I fucking hope so… that’s the plan isn’t it? 212 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:41,770 [Shain Sotalach] Shhhhh! Quietly remove the bars… we don’t know how the slaves will react… 213 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:44,650 [Nikhol Ashorn] Okay! I’ll start filing away at the mortar! 214 00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,390 [Shain Sotalach] I didn’t ask… just do it. 215 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,950 [Dec Go’orbulle] I think… I think I know that guy… 216 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,130 [Shain Sotalach] What? Who? 217 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:59,790 [Dec Go’orbulle] That skinny uruk over there… I know him from somewhere…. 218 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,300 [Shain Sotalach] Well leave him alone we need to 219 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,150 [Dec Go’orbulle] Hey! Hey! Skinny Green Tusk man! Is that you?! 220 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,550 [Gorluk] Shit! Why the fuck… 221 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,520 [Shain Sotalach] For fuck sake Dec! Leave him 222 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,420 [Dec Go’orbulle] Yeah! It is you! 223 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,940 [Dec Go’orbulle] Surprised and hot in his discomfort, 224 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:21,330 [Dec Go’orbulle] the bard of the age turns to his brobbing acquaintance 225 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,220 [Gorluk] and speaks in a hushed, manic tone. 226 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:29,310 [Gorluk] Shit… did the Lyrarch really send you to capture me?! You said you would let me go! 227 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:33,370 [Dec Go’orbulle] Don’t worry Skinny green tuskman! We’re not here for you! 228 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:44,010 [Gorluk] an undisguisable wave of relief crosses the lauded versifier’s face and his shoulders relax as he responds — Did you get in trouble here too? 229 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:49,640 [Dec Go’orbulle] No! no! We’re doing a heist! 230 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,740 [Shain Sotalach] Dec! Shut the fuck up! 231 00:18:52,320 --> 00:19:01,350 [Gorluk] Intrigued, the weaver of tales and song enquires further — A heist?! What in the nine hells of oblivion are you trying to steal!? 232 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:07,360 [Uruk Palace Guard] Safe travels trainer! 233 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:24,640 [Lif] hehehehe! So stupid! No idea of devious plan! Lif the avenger will live forever! Now to climb! 234 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:03,120 [Phaetra] I’m not going to fuck this guy! Who do you think I am?! 235 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:05,180 [Cinnte Micheart] What?! No! Do your thing! 236 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,130 [Phaetra] My thing? 237 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,680

[Cinnte Micheart] Fucking doin' my magic sheet. 238 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,760 [Phaetra] We don’t even know where the thing is yet! 239 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:14,220 [Cinnte Micheart] Exactly! So do your thing! 240 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,700 [Phaetra] What?! Force him?! 241 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,110 [Cinnte Micheart] No! ask him politely! Yes of course, force him! 242 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,540 [Phaetra] That’s… that’s… brutal… that’s cruel! That’s! 243 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:41,750 [Addison De Ara] I cannot stress this enough — Absolutely… under no circumstance… at all… whatsoever… kill… anyone…. 244 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,840 [Lif] No one?! At all?! 245 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,010 [Cinnte Micheart] That seems a little… restrictive… given the scale of our endeavour… 246 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:54,630 [Addison De Ara] well… maybe one or two… if it’s by accident… but no one important! I cannot stress this enough! 247 00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,200 [Phaetra] NO! 248 00:20:56,770 --> 00:20:58,790 [Cinnte Micheart] THEN I GUESS YOU BETTER FUCK HIM THEN! 249 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:20,200 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Well! You can drink! I guess I’ll join you! … is your partner coming to join us? 250 00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:23,810 [Phaetra] I’m sorry about this. 251 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:24,990 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] No need to 252 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:27,670 [Phaetra] I am your most trusted friend…. 253 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:32,620 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I know… I could trust you with anything… 254 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:34,290 [Phaetra] We grew up together… 255 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,210 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] We sparred for hours in the hidden places… 256 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:40,850 [Phaetra] You told me your hopes and dreams… 257 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,430 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] You always knew I’d be chieftain… 258 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,110 [Phaetra] I swore an oath in blood…. 259 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:48,010 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I believed you when you promised… 260 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:50,170 [Phaetra] I said a time would come… 261 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,400 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I told you I would be there for you… 262 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,480 [Phaetra] You said you would give it when I asked… 263 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,480 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I would give you anything… 264 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:03,720 [Phaetra] Give me The Heart of Terrqas…. 265 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,330 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Anything for you… 266 00:22:06,350 --> 00:22:19,570 [Cinnte Micheart] Holy… fucking… shit… That was fucking insane! Fay! I had no idea you were so powerful! Do the tears and the emotion help? 267 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:24,370 [Phaetra] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I JUST DID TO HIM?! CAN YOU EVEN COMPREHEND?! 268 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,970 [Cinnte Micheart] Sorry…. Sorry… it was just… it was cool… 269 00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:34,320 [Phaetra] It wasn’t cool… and it will hurt him forever. 270 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:45,520 [Cinnte Micheart] Who gives a shit?… he’s a slaver and a creep. I don’t know how you resist doing that to everyone!... wait… do you? 271 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,800 [Phaetra] Of course not. 272 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:48,800 [Cinnte Micheart] Have you ever done that to me!? 273 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:49,820 [Phaetra] No! 274 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,010 [Cinnte Micheart] But how would I know?! 275 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,980 [Phaetra] You’d be much nicer to me. 276 00:22:54,000 --> 00:23:03,150 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] Here… it is yours… but it must be returned… it’s not just a symbol of my authority… 277 00:23:04,110 --> 00:23:13,440 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] the magicks with which it is imbued ensure our cities defences… I know you would not ask this lightly… 278 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:19,820 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] it must be a grave need and I know you will do what must be done… 279 00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:34,040 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] I can hide it’s absence only for a time… but it must remain a secret… our nation has enemies even within these walls… 280 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:38,700 [Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit] what my cousin in Reach might do if he knew we were vulnerable… 281 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,940 [Phaetra] Thank you… now Now go to sleep… 282 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,050 [Cinnte Micheart] Let’s get out of here 283 00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:54,970 [Nanda Nall] You’ll need a distraction… something to clear out the servant’s quarters and keep the palace guard occupied. 284 00:23:55,430 --> 00:24:00,960 [Shain Sotalach] That’ll be easy! We’re working with ‘The Underground’ I’m sure the slaves will be ready to help us! 285 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:12,850 [Gorluk] Perplexed and morbidly curious Gorluk the Inspired enquires further — So how were you planning to get them to riot? 286 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,520 [Dec Go’orbulle] I was gonna give them a powerful speech… 287 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:23,490 [Gorluk] Now fascinated with the carriage-wreck of a plan… the Wayward Minstrel offers encouragement — Show me what you got! 288 00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:32,120 [Dec Go’orbulle] something like — "Hey, uh, everyone! So, freedom, right? Why wait? 289 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:54,160 [Dec Go’orbulle] I know some of you are, like, almost free, but why not riot now? Sure, you could just wait a few tenday, but, uh... 290 00:24:54,180 --> 00:25:03,610 [Dec Go’orbulle] wouldn’t fighting be better? Yeah, you might lose everything and get punished, or, you know, executed... but there’s a chance you won’t! Maybe! 291 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:16,580 [Dec Go’orbulle] I mean, you could wait and be free without risk… but, uh, danger’s cool, right? So, yeah, let’s rise up! Or, uh… maybe don’t. 292 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:20,280 [Dec Go’orbulle] You’re so close to freedom anyway. Uh… yeah. Freedom, I guess?" 293 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,530 [Gorluk] All of his math. 294 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:29,530

[Gorluk] I have some notes…. 295 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:59,980 [Nikhol Ashorn] Just lock off the belay and sit in your harness… the rope will take the weight. 296 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:08,120 [Lif] Strange words stinky wildsman! What is beeeeeeelaaaaay? What is Harnn-ess? 297 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,100 [Nikhol Ashorn] What is our nest? 298 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:14,420 [Nikhol Ashorn] Lif… did you climb up here without the climbing gear? 299 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,420 [Lif] I'm not idiot, I 300 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,210 [Lif] I not idiot! Use rope! 301 00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:22,950 [Nikhol Ashorn] Lif… I’m going to be a while… maybe you should climb down and get the harness… 302 00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:29,790 [Lif] Climb down?! Arms are burning! Joints are ache! Soon will fall down! 303 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:48,270 [Lif] ah! why you upside down?! Hair dangle like tentacle of monster! 304 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:55,020 [Nikhol Ashorn] Relax Lif… I’m going to show you how to do a stirrup… you’re just using your arms… they are one of your weakest muscles… 305 00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:59,370 [Lif] I have no weak muscle! All strong! 306 00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:03,330 [Nikhol Ashorn] Okay… okay… but if you keep trying to hold on with just your arms you are going to fall… 307 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,760 [Nikhol Ashorn] I want you to pinch the rope between your legs… can you do that?! 308 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:10,680 [Lif] yes…. yes… okay pinched! 309 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:18,050 [Nikhol Ashorn] Okay! Good. Now hold onto the rope tightly with both hands, strong, but don’t pull too hard or you'll get tired! 310 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:22,550 [Lif] yesyesyesyes… 311 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,780 [Nikhol Ashorn] Pick one leg … whichever one feels strongest!... and lift it up, like you’re going to step on something. 312 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,120 [Lif] Okay… like this? 313 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:34,030 [Nikhol Ashorn] just like that… Bring the rope under that leg and let it rest on your foot. 314 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:37,460 [Lif] Okay… okay… 315 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,900 [Nikhol Ashorn] Now, with your other foot, step on top of the rope, pressing it down on your first foot. 316 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:44,850 [Nikhol Ashorn] It's like you're making a little sandwich with the rope between your feet! 317 00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:49,280 [Lif] I love sandwich… so hungry right now… 318 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:54,060 [Nikhol Ashorn] That’s great! Stand up tall by pressing your feet together and use that to help you move up the rope. 319 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:57,240 [Nikhol Ashorn] It’s like stepping into a stirrup—push with your legs. 320 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,720 [Lif] Right! 321 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:02,580 [Nikhol Ashorn] Okay! Great! Now you can relax your arms a little… 322 00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:06,280 [Nikhol Ashorn] keep the rope pinned between your legs and they should be doing the hard work! 323 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:10,920 [Lif] Thank… thank you Nikhol. 324 00:28:12,550 --> 00:28:13,520 [Nikhol Ashorn] No problem Lif. 325 00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:57,630 [Gorluk] The great Uruks who once tore through the heavens, now content to bend our backs for the sake of peace? No! 326 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:01,120 [Gorluk] This is not peace. This is submission. 327 00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:09,050 [Gorluk] Every day we accept this fate, every step we take in their fields, every lash we endure, we stain the honour of Terrq! 328 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:13,220 [Gorluk] Not just for ourselves, but for every Uruk yet to be born. 329 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:19,580 [Gorluk] For every warrior, for every child who looks to us for guidance, we condemn them to these same chains. 330 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,900 [Gorluk] Our silence echoes through the generations. 331 00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:24,950 [Gorluk] We are more than this. 332 00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:31,010 [Gorluk] We are the pride of the mountains, the voice of the storms, and the heart of Terrq beats in our chests! 333 00:29:32,130 --> 00:29:37,250 [Gorluk] Where they speak of us as cowards too afraid to act or as ignominious fools to blind to challenge?! 334 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:44,310 [Gorluk] Is that the story of the Uruks of Terrq? Or will they speak of this day, this moment, when we remembered who we are? 335 00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:49,020 [Gorluk] When we tore off our chains and rose as one, unstoppable, unbroken! 336 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:58,650 [Gorluk] The honour of Terrq is not lost—it lives in us. And it is time to reclaim it! For ourselves. For our children. For Terrq!" 337 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:04,090 [Slaves] FOR TERRQ! FOR HONOUR!!!! 338 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:38,730 [Dec Go’orbulle] That was… very very good! But I do feel like it was a little bit deriverritative of mine… 339 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:50,300 [Gorluk] Suppressing any semblance of professional pride, the bard responds with a lie — It was mostly inspired by your own beautiful words friend! 340 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,300 [Dec Go’orbulle] oh! I forgot to ask… how did you end up in here? 341 00:30:58,210 --> 00:31:02,510 [Gorluk] I completely forgot all the tavern, gambling and brothel debts I had accrued in this here city… 342 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,240 [Dec Go’orbulle] Oh, Rachari's coming on in here! 343 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:14,330 [Dec Go’orbulle] We’re not gonna take it anymore!!!!! 344 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,170 [Shain Sotalach] Yeah! I need a feather bed!!!! 345 00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:21,670 [Gorluk] DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR!!!!!!! 346 00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:28,700 [Uruk Palace Guard] GET IT HERE LADS!!! LET’S PUT THESE BASTARDS DOWN!!! 347 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,200 [Nikhol Ashorn] What the fu… 348 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,000 [Lif] God, you get y'all up in here, man! 349 00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:40,040 [Lif] Hey, y'all up in here, right here! 350 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,320 [Lif] All right, let's go! 351 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,160 [Lif] Put

back bars and follow me. 352 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:14,660 [Lif] hehehe… so stupid! Never see Lif! 353 00:32:36,110 --> 00:32:38,070 [Nikhol Ashorn] So where is the treasury vault? 354 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:46,020 [Rebel Freeman] Deep inside the palace as it tucks into the mountain. Only one way in and one way out… heavily guarded. 355 00:32:50,850 --> 00:32:52,090 [Addison De Ara] Non- lethal please! 356 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:53,710 [Lif] Fine! 357 00:32:53,730 --> 00:32:54,180 [Lif] Hello! 358 00:32:57,910 --> 00:33:00,600 [Lif] You are good with that! 359 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:01,560 [Nikhol Ashorn] Thanks! 360 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:13,260 [Nikhol Ashorn] Hi! Hello! Hail and Well Met! / I am looking for a wise man! / What’s that on your shirt?! 361 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,020 [Nikhol Ashorn] What's that on your shirt? 362 00:33:17,950 --> 00:33:19,690 [Nikhol Ashorn] / I would like to see your manager! 363 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:21,560 [Uruk] oof! Argh! ow! Eugh! Shit! Fuck! Ah! Please, It’s my first day! 364 00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:23,830 [Uruk] What in the world is that over there? 365 00:33:25,930 --> 00:33:29,880 [Lif] Okay… last one…. 366 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,180 [Nikhol Ashorn] My coshing arm is a little tired… 367 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:40,900 [Lif] Only one more! You do good! hehehe… works every time. Is it a penguin?! 368 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:47,420 [Uruk] What?! Who are you?! What the fuck is a penguin!? Ow! What the fuck?! 369 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,070 [Lif] Again! 370 00:33:53,950 --> 00:33:58,450 [Lif] I think he is down…. 371 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:05,590 [Nikhol Ashorn] Good… good…. Just had to make sure… 372 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:10,920 [Lif] Good to be thorough! Good job there not dozen! 373 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,040 [Nikhol Ashorn] There was definitely a dozen! At least! 374 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:19,080 [Lif] Nope.. 9 plus one makes 10! 375 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,500 [Nikhol Ashorn] When we tell people later… can we say there was a dozen? 376 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:32,160 [Lif] No Nikhol!… TWO DOZEN! You were man possessed! I worry for you soul! Good see you smile! 377 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:37,450 [Nikhol Ashorn] Thanks! So… it’s just through here then? 378 00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:38,490 [Lif] Looks like! 379 00:34:39,890 --> 00:34:42,350 [Nikhol Ashorn] Are you sure you can pick the lock? It’s probably very secure… 380 00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:44,680 [Lif] Pick… lock? 381 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,170 [Nikhol Ashorn] yeah… remember… when Rebel Freeman said 382 00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:54,600 [Rebel Freeman] Smart? Ambitious for sure… that place is supposed to be locked up tighter than a mimic-finch’s ringpiece. 383 00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:56,060 [Nikhol Ashorn] and then you said 384 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,080 [Lif] Leave that to Lif! 385 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,980 [Lif] Not true! I would remember! I can no pick lock! 386 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,000 [Nikhol Ashorn] What!? You are like ‘the party rogue’… what do you mean you can’t pick locks?! 387 00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:10,120 [Lif] Why I learn to pick locks?! You think I am thief?! 388 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,660 [Nikhol Ashorn] Then how do you keep getting into places and sneaking up on people!? 389 00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:18,650 [Lif] people stupid… leave door unlocked… window open… or I break… much easier… 390 00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:19,930 [Nikhol Ashorn] How are we going to get in?! 391 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,490 [Lif] Maybe they stupid and leave unlocked? 392 00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:23,560 [Nikhol Ashorn] Nope. 393 00:35:24,270 --> 00:35:25,470 [Lif] Maybe is a ‘push’ door? 394 00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:26,680 [Nikhol Ashorn] No… 395 00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:29,150 [Lif] Maybe stupid palace guard have key?! 396 00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,740 [Nikhol Ashorn] Did you loot all of them? 397 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,810 [Lif] Loot!? You think I am thief! 398 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:36,430 [Nikhol Ashorn] Lif… did you loot them? 399 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:41,170 [Lif] Yes… of course… but not look for key… look for gold... 400 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:45,550 [Nikhol Ashorn] But… we’re breaking into the… why would you… 401 00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:50,540 [Lif] Maybe I will give back! Maybe I keep gold safe! Lif not thief… 402 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:55,090 [Nikhol Ashorn] come on… lets search them Hey… Lif… 403 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:06,620 [Lif] Hmmm? 404 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,840 [Nikhol Ashorn] How are you… how are you feeling? 405 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:12,340 [Lif] Feeeeeeeling? 406 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:21,040 [Nikhol Ashorn] yeah… after everything that happened in Reach… you were… you were ummm… you seemed… ‘upset’… 407 00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:26,890 [Lif] nonononono! Silly Nikhol! Was clever trick! Lif is invincible! 408 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:36,830 [Nikhol Ashorn] It’s okay you know… to be hurt… 409 00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:46,490 [Lif] Lif not hurt! Lif pretend! Lif is hero. Save Reach! Lock evil wizard in tower. Reach is Free… have own king now! 410 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:51,070 [Nikhol Ashorn] Phaetra told me… told me about your memories… about 411 00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:59,460 [Lif] Evil mind-witch lies. Friend Nikhol should not trust! Friend Nikhol should believe Lif… 412 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:05,440 [Nikhol Ashorn] Okay… sure… I just want you to know… I’m here… if you need. 413 00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:09,940 [Lif] Nikhol is… Thank you… 414 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,370 [Nikhol Ashorn] Did you find a key? 415 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:15,520 [Lif] No… 416 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:24,630 [Nikhol Ashorn] Crap! We got all the way here! We can’t come back empty handed! They’re going to think I’m a total loser! 417 00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:28,640 [Lif] Maybe we can break, hmmm? 418 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:31,180 [Nikhol Ashorn] Do you really think the palace vault can just be broken open? 419 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:34,550 [Lif] What you got in that bag eunu… Nikhol? 420 00:37:34,570 -->

00:37:35,410 [Nikhol Ashorn] What haven’t I got… 421 00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:36,750 [Lif] Crowbar? 422 00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:42,600 [Nikhol Ashorn] I suppose it’s worth a try. One… two… three! 423 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:43,660 [Lif & Nikhol Ashorn] Wow! 424 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:57,110 [Nikhol Ashorn] I can’t believe that worked! I don’t even feel bad about stealing all this gold now! They made it too easy! 425 00:37:58,350 --> 00:37:59,650 [Lif] Made it too easy. 426 00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:09,640 [Nikhol Ashorn] Shit… it’s… its better than gold… Quick! Fill my bags! As much as we can carry! 427 00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,910 [Ree] visitors? 428 00:38:36,110 --> 00:38:36,850 [Ree] Send them in. 429 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:44,000 [Ree] It's no bother… Mr? 430 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,070 [Herrand] Just… call me ‘H’? 431 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,640 [Ree] And how can I help you Mr H? 432 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:58,860 [Herrand] I’m looking for some friends of mine… I’m led to believe you might know ‘em… recently came to town... helped you get established here. 433 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,480 [Ree] Could you be more specific? 434 00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:06,080 [Herrand] The M… The Budan Peace Council Force Intervention Group… 435 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,380 [Ree] I… believe they were here… yes… 436 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:16,090 [Herrand] I was hoping you might be able to help me locate them- point me in the direction… 437 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:23,500 [Ree] I’m terribly sorry Mr H… I’m not privy to the movements of the Force Intervention Group… I wish I could help. 438 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:34,570 [Herrand] That’s a shame… a real shame… Tran… 439 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:37,880 [Ree] And who is this? 440 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,290 [Herrand] My cousin… 441 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:41,100 [Ree] You don’t look much alike. 442 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:46,060 [Herrand] You know what it’s like… close as kin… the blood of the covenant and all that… 443 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,740 [Ree] Well… it’s been lovely meeting you… and I wish you all the best in your endeavours… 444 00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:56,600 [Herrand] Tran… it seems the Biksune is unwilling to help us in our search… 445 00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,320 [Tran] Right…. 446 00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:58,220 [Ree] What are you doing? 447 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:02,370 [Herrand] As I said… it’s a real shame… 448 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:06,820 [Ree] I don’t know what you think you’re playing at. I have told you… I am not privy to the 449 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:23,480 [Herrand] Well… that’s interesting isn’t it… what are remarkable device… 450 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:35,790 [Tran] Right… 451 00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:38,120 [Ree] I’m very sorry I couldn’t be more help. 452 00:40:41,990 --> 00:40:44,870 [K. Zhou (Mageslayers Narrator)] I think you might have something to tell us. 453 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:48,460 [K. Zhou (Mageslayers Narrator)] I do hope that you'll be forthcoming. 454 00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:54,190 [K. Zhou (Mageslayers Narrator)] I reckon I reckon it's in your best interests.