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Speaker 1: The Nathan, Matt and Sean podcast.
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Speaker 2: It was the Night of Nights for radio on Saturday night.
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Speaker 3: Sean certainly was. So we're over in Sydney and we were at the big convention center there. It was an interesting start for us nap because we got told we had to go quarter past six, just walk the red carpet.
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Speaker 2: Well, because we were nominated for the Bigger with a Bigger award of the night right the last one. They're like, oh, yeah, no, they want to talk to you, and Angela Bishop from Channel ten definitely wants to talk to you. Angela Bishop had no idea who we were. She had no idea that we'd been nominated. She liked somebody, so the publicers, the network publiciers, told her that we were from Perth. That's all she knew, and she asked some very generic Perth questions and then moved on and we walked away going yeah, no, she had no.
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Speaker 3: It's really funny, I know when we sit over here, a lot of the times we know that everything's run from the East Coast and no one and people who were in national businesses know this. When you're over here, you always have this thing that no one gives too rats up.
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Speaker 2: You're a colonial out poster. That's all right.
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Speaker 3: But everyone from the East Coast, I say, yah, you're very important, you're great, you're in poor our people.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So when we did walk the red carpet was just another moment of just going, no, I know where we see it and it's right to the left.
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Speaker 2: They're like, I just stand there and they'll take some photos and you see the photographers going, oh god, okay, quick, can somebody pretended I can a photo of them? All right, move on, move on. It was just anyway, so that's how we felt. But you know, it's a glittery it's a glittering night, and the bigger water of the night is the best on air team and they give that away the very last award. So that was the one that we were nominated in, which was extraordinary. No one, don't we don't believe anybody from person nominated before. It's very unusual normally Sydney and Melbourne, big network shows, you know, all the ones you've heard of Kylin, Jackie Oh and that kind of thing.
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Speaker 3: So we didn't go there with any preconceived ideas that we would win. But once you got there, because we always were like, oh, who cares? You know, we got nominated, big deal, bit of a pity one to start with. But once we got there, person after person was telling us that they thought we would win.
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Speaker 2: And this is the evidence. Our table was up the front. Yep, Kyle wasn't there, Kylin, Kyle's Carl would be there if you was going to win. Yep, that's that was the theory. So Carl's not there. What else was there?
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Speaker 3: The fact that the betting had come right. Yeah, we were paying nine dollars to start with, we were into three dollars.
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Speaker 2: Sports ran a book on it. Yeah, we had shortened in the odds. That just means our mates put money on us. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But again the whole time, now, none of us thought we're going to win. But as the night went on and get closer, because it went on.
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Speaker 2: Forever, right, they give out eighty awards. Eighty and there were two Hall of Fame inductees who both spoke for about twenty minutes each.
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Speaker 3: I could have pushed that, I could have pushed them off the stage.
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Speaker 2: It was like we were reliving their careers, glittering careers, amazing, amazing careers. But it was like we relived them in real time.
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Speaker 3: Just just to note for anyone who's making a speech, when people start talking because they're overhearing you, it's time to get off anyway back to the point, so exactly.
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Speaker 2: So they then they move the presentation. There was kind of the catwalk at the front of the stage, so I moved the presentation to this front of this catwalk because Ian Moss Ian Moss from Cold Chizel was setting up, so his crew was setting up behind for the because they were kind of like their closing act, and so that moves to the front. They're going, oh, this is We're getting down to the serious ones now. And they were announcing, so the nominees had been read, so a voiceover reads the nominees for I think it was Best Metro Talk Presenter or something.
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Speaker 3: I believe it was, yes, and then.
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Speaker 2: Kip Whiteman, who I think he's worked here. I think he's from from Perth, yeah he but he's based in Brisbane. Now he opens the envelope and says best on Air Team Metro, Jonesy and Amanda and we all went that's our category. He's just read the winners for the wrong award and what he's read he's blown the result of the big award of the night that was at the one we were nominated for and which clearly we hadn't won at that point, and so then Jones he had to jump up, and everybody's going, what's happening? And then you can see the people scrambling in the control room. So they put up the on the big screen, the sort of steel of them winning it, and then then they take it down again and then they're like, what do we do? And you could see the poor guy Kip is on his like reading something, an email on his phone that must have been you know what the award winners are or the categories. He's trying to make sense about it debarkle.
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Speaker 3: Then on the screen they put up a picture of this guy Ray Hadley used to be over on the East Coast. They hadn't actually announced that he had won two, so then that came back on.
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Speaker 2: So he was the one they should have announced. Oh, it was just bizarre.
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Speaker 3: So we're sitting there.
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Speaker 2: Because we're sitting there, it's like such an absolute fizzer.
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Speaker 3: Before they get to the main one, haven't won.
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Speaker 2: We hadn't even heard that bit where
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they go and the nominees are and that they would say Nathan Angel seven, so we could go, oh, look, we're in with a chance, because we knew at that point that we went in with the chance. It was such a Remember when Australia's next Top Model, poor Sarah Murdoch announced the wrong winner. So because the voting was so close that and nobody was telling her any ear, so she just went with the most recent update that she'd had, yes, and it was the wrong one. She calls the winner up that she thinks is a winner, and then in her ear they're going, no, that's the wrong one. And then she had to tell this girl to her face, oh wait, no it's not you, it's the other one. I mean awkward, it's just awkward all around.
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Speaker 3: Well, it was awkward at the time. We had a good laugh over it the whole time.
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Speaker 2: Of course, that happens to us.
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Speaker 5: Yep.
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Speaker 3: We want to hear about people's people who botched the big moment, maybe the big announcement that they was supposed to make and someone handed them the wrong thing. Maybe they came up with they said they called the wrong name.
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Speaker 2: Perhaps maybe you said the wrong name in your wedding vows. Oh Oh, that's watching a big announcement. You just you'd walk out of the church by yourself. I would imagine that it.
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Speaker 2: The big moment wasn't botched.
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Speaker 4: Hit us up.
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Speaker 2: Joe's in secret harbor.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, hey, going Joe.
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Speaker 2: So we are talking about when the big moment got botched. What happened.
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Speaker 6: Well, I just have a little bit of a peele. My name's Joe Joanna. I just got a little peeve about not being called Joanne, so I've shortened it to Joe for many, many years. The final day came my husband and I were getting married, and my celebrants said the wrong name, and I'm like, oh, I accept it, you know, from her, that's fine. But he repeated it, and it was at the time I'm like, I said, no, I'm not doing it because you said the wrong name.
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Speaker 3: And then you stopped and you said.
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Speaker 4: That, you know, but in jest.
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Speaker 1: Yes, the whole crowd, the whole crowd.
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Speaker 6: Last up, it showed how nervous he was and it just broke the ice and everything was fine, And next week is our twenties wedding, and so did I did forgive him, I did walk off.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty funny though, to actually call him on in that moment as a joke. But that's funny.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, I guess it was funny at the time.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, when the celebrant gets the wrong name and you've heard it in your mind, I mean I
can relate to this.
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Speaker 2: At least Joanne and Joanna are close. It could have been much worse if it'd said Stephanie or something. Thanks Joe, Teagan's in Poor Kennedy, Hello.
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Speaker 3: Hello, how are you going again?
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Speaker 2: So did the big moment get botched? What happened?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: I guess the past one. I'm in a same sex relationship, So me and my partner are getting married twenty twelve, and the celebrant's about to announce, and it's like, oh, please welcome mister and miss.
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Speaker 2: Two women.
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Speaker 5: I've orded.
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Speaker 3: Everyone like going, oh, what a mistake you can do with.
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Speaker 1: Last Yeah, that's true.
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Speaker 2: I guess we can look back and laugh about it now and ten years later.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, child, but yeah.
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Speaker 4: It was funny at the time.
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Speaker 2: Oh that's awkward. That's awkward though, Yeah, that's funny. He must have like, was it a male or female?
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Speaker 4: A lady.
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Speaker 2: She must have died in that moment. Clearly she's his creature of habits. And then yeah, wrong one, Oh too funny.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, get on your tea and we've got one hundred and fifty dollars Atlas fuel voucher actually tea and that's going to come to you.
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Speaker 2: Oh awesome, there's something positive came out of it. All. Well done.
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Speaker 1: It's the Nation Matt and Sean podcast.
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Speaker 2: They hear everybody, the King and Queen and the Morning.
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Speaker 3: We welcome back absolutely Heyrick. We're just talking about you, see, congratulations and being nominated for the Radio Awards, which you guys have won plenty of awards over many so you're not forgotten when you're here in w A.
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Speaker 5: Well, when you were talking about your awards, reminded me of the log He's the Long Night sitting at the back, and you were sitting at the very front.
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 2: They put us right up the front.
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Speaker 5: By the way, Angela Bishop sense her again.
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Speaker 2: Because she's got no idea who we are, which is beautiful now of course the reason you're here, it's telethone week.
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Speaker 7: It is, I mean it comes, doesn't it here yesterday?
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Speaker 3: It seems that way. Yeah, God, and your telethon is such an amazing thing for Perth to get behind.
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Speaker 5: The amount of money.
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Speaker 3: Do we know what we're up to?
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Speaker 7: One million last year? The total is what's what's the total?
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Speaker 5: Many many many lots.
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Speaker 2: Lots of millions. It is amazing, not a billion but close, yes, yeah, maybe this year.
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Speaker 5: A lot of entertainment coming over. Jimmy Barnes over too, So we're looking forward. So Marsia heines as well.
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Speaker 3: So she's making
it come back to Marcia heins, and did say that hey week before we get in some other stuff, you just lord the seat so you can come down to our level seat right.
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Speaker 5: But he's not a short ass, is he?
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Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 5: But he likes to be the king of the studio.
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Speaker 2: He really hates people messing with his chair, like really hates it. It's like his number one bug bear.
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Speaker 5: Like me, I come in on Mondays and someone's adjusted the chair on the weekend too. Sitting Nathan, if you're listening. I appreciate what you go through.
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Speaker 2: But Nathan, if you're listening with him here in the studio, let me tell you. It's about this wide and it's very tall. I was going to say, you know that's not required. It's a big chair.
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Speaker 3: Really, did you demand a big chair?
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Speaker 5: No? No, I just went into was the only one available. Comfortable.
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Speaker 7: The crazy thing about our desk is it's really high, so you can't have a normal chair. It's like, you know, it's like a bench height sort of thing. Yeah, and a few of us like those kneeling chairs too, and trying to.
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Speaker 3: Those is really really difficult. So do you have to step up onto your set and up to your we do.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: And there's a green screen there is most people known, yes, yeah, and it says do not step on the green screen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no, we all step on it. And of course there's no pants on under the desk, right, that's the rule.
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Speaker 5: No more shorts. The old day is actually funny story. In the old days, I used to play footy in a weekend and come into the studio in your short and occasionally leave the long pants out because it was a casual day and one I was wearing these red shorts. I was playing for nolah Mara local team and someone said the bosses and thought blood got shorts on under the desk.
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Speaker 2: So you've got the full the ship, the tiger suit jacket and footy short.
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Speaker 5: That was a long time ago, by the way, but fortunately the boss was wearing shorts.
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Speaker 2: Too, So it's a good look, isn't it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Sure, Well we are going to be playing a little game called dream Team and we played it last year.
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Speaker 4: It did.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we played last year all to do with raising money a telephone and we're going to have somebody play with you at home. It's going to be good.
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Speaker 2: But tell you more about that shortly. Remember come the weekend when telethon is in full swing, you need to practice saying the.
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Speaker 5: Number one, three, seven, five zero seven?
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Speaker 1: Do you go beautiful?
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Speaker 5: Good?
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Speaker 1: You didn't know that, didn't.
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Speaker 3: That's the teamwork, right, so one you have to know.
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Speaker 2: Everything at any given rome.
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Speaker 1: And it's the Nathan, Matt and Sean podcast.
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Speaker 2: So as you know, we were away in Sydney from we got their Thursday night yep and got back yesterday. Lots of misadventures went that.
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Speaker 3: Sean certainly was when Nathan and I. We were there on Thursday night.
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Speaker 2: We had slightly flight, a later flight than me. Yeah, we get like the Royal family. We can't find the worst place.
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Speaker 3: You know, just case flowing goes down anyway, So Nathan and I I ordered anew before us and I put it in the Uber. Porterhouse Hotel was the name of the place we're staying at, and I didn't really look at the address. I just pressed the button and away we went. And the Uber driver takes us to this place, the Porterhouse Hotel, which was an abandoned.
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Speaker 2: An abandoned Irish pub. Yes, and so why do I know that, Sean?
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Speaker 3: Well, that knows that because the very next day, when we were leaving a photo shoot that we were doing all together, once again ordered the Uber and I ordered the same place, the Porthhouse Hotel, which the guy took us to the abandoned building. Again. I did it twice in a row.
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Speaker 2: As we pull up, Sean goes, oh, I've done it again, And I'm like, oh, Sean, but.
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Speaker 3: I wasn't the only one who had a mind.
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Speaker 2: Well, I go, yeah, you're such an idiot, Sean. So after that, that same day, Sean, you invited me out with some of your friends to go on a boat on the harbor, which was a great We.
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Speaker 3: Had a great day.
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Speaker 2: It was a great day. It was a great day until we picked up Steph from Foxhole, let's know her and her contribution to the afternoon was a bottle of tekiller, which was duly consumed, and then things went south from there. But I it was like it was evening by this dage. I had been wearing my sunglasses. I'd take them. They were sitting on top of my head, and one stage Steph sort of grabbed me around the deck. Ah that you know, mates are and my sunglasses tipped off the back of my head and they went over the rail and they landed on a little ledge near one of the engines of the boat, and we're like, oh, look at that. That's a close call. And the skipper girard came and leant over and sort of had to go climb down onto the ledge and get them for me, brings them back, and so then instead of putting them in my bag for safekeeping, of course, I put them back on the top of my head, and about two minutes later Steph grabbed me again and they just went bang straight over the side of the boat to the bottom of Sydney Harbor, never to be seen again. And I did not learn my lesson the first start.
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Speaker 3: I know, well both of us didn't in those circumstances. We actually open this up the scene. People are being so stupid we do something twice.
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Speaker 2: We can't be the only ones. It was something so stupid that
you did it twice. We're going to have a prize, Yeah we have.
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Speaker 3: We've got a three hundred dollars to spend at Matilda Bay Restaurant. You can check out their Wedding and Events showcase on October twenty nine. Register now at Matilda Bay Restaurant dot com dot au. But were you so stupid you did it twice?
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Speaker 2: Sharon's and Lynwood? Did you do something stupid twice? Shana?
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Speaker 4: It was it was my dad. We used through he is sang out at the yacht buber Lot and this particular one has a dog leg to wear Jenny on our way through the.
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Speaker 3: Boat yep, and he clean and the club.
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Speaker 4: Had a bit of drink, walked down to go and sleep on the boat that night and just kept going, didn't take the turn and walked off the end of the jetty The next night he was walking down there, hadn't had anything to drink, but he was telling his mate what he's done. It is exactly the same thing again without the alcohol, managed to get his rope arm fort on a rope and dissipated his shoulder.
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Speaker 3: Ah, Sharon, Sharon, that's embarrassing. The first time you got an excuse you about is the second time as.
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Speaker 2: You're telling somebody about how you did this stupid thing, you do this stupid thing that's actually amazing? Is it that? Okay?
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Speaker 4: Here now it was a few years ago.
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Speaker 2: Amazing effort. Well done. Sharon's dad, Bryce's mal divers.
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Speaker 3: Hello, good morning, God tell you.
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Speaker 2: Okay, did you do something really stupid twice?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? It's pretty basic.
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Speaker 5: But had kids?
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Speaker 2: Okay, So how stupid a decision was it? The first time? Bryce?
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Speaker 4: I mean not really when they're born, but when they get older and get a bit of an attitude, it's pretty fun.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But the kicker is, so we decided, you know, we're still and done sort of thing.
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Speaker 4: I went and had the old.
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Speaker 1: Neuder and whatever, and still feeling a bit so for myself recently and just found out that before even when got the neuder, we're having number three.
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Speaker 2: So oh, br So you've made the decision to have the visect to me. We're like, we're done. That's inversected me. But the damage was already done.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
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Speaker 2: Bryce.
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Speaker 3: Oh that's costly, Bryce, I know, but anyway, it's gonna be amazing.
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Speaker 2: I mean, the number three is going to feel really welcome.
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Speaker 3: There will be one once a girl, so fingers crossed.
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Speaker 2: There will be a point at some stage during this child's life. Bryce, where you go. Yeah, that I wish i'd booked that persected me sooner.
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Speaker 5: Lucky.
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Speaker 3: They're so cheap these days. Bryce, that's the good news.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Bryce, that's too funny.
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Speaker 2: BR's well done.
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