Full Transcript for Hush Jessimae

do stand up, but I'm working on this show idea. 82 00:04:22.910 --> 00:04:25.189 And then sometimes I have to run the screen printer 83 00:04:25.230 --> 00:04:27.870 that does my T-shirts. And then every other Thursday I 84 00:04:27.910 --> 00:04:30.470 run sandwiches for this place. I mean, everybody kind of 85 00:04:30.509 --> 00:04:34.350 has to do 14 jobs now. So I guess what 86 00:04:34.529 --> 00:04:36.930 all do you pitch at this point for people? 87 00:04:37.209 --> 00:04:41.410 Yeah, I'm not making sandwiches anymore. Well, that's because I 88 00:04:41.470 --> 00:04:44.620 stopped today at 4 p.m. Yeah, just because I clocked out. 89 00:04:45.730 --> 00:04:47.949 You made that big pile of sandwiches in that catering 90 00:04:47.970 --> 00:04:48.310 room over there. 91 00:04:48.350 --> 00:04:49.069 You see all that sliced meat? 92 00:04:49.149 --> 00:04:49.629 Damn straight. 93 00:04:49.709 --> 00:04:52.389 I see why I'm balling it. That's what we came 94 00:04:52.410 --> 00:04:52.839 to this wedding for. 95 00:04:52.850 --> 00:04:54.980 No, I'm a stand-up. I'm a stand-up. I mean, I 96 00:04:55.009 --> 00:04:57.579 do do. I do do. It's once in a while 97 00:04:57.620 --> 00:04:58.620 when you say that. We're also four years old. 98 00:04:59.160 --> 00:04:59.860 When you say I do do. 99 00:04:59.899 --> 00:05:00.439 Four years old. 100 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:01.800 I also do. 101 00:05:01.819 --> 00:05:03.920 In addition to my do. 102 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:06.379 In addition to do-dos, I just do-do to my pants. 103 00:05:08.019 --> 00:05:11.399 I am also pitching shows. You know, you got to 104 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:13.740 diversify in this career. You can't just do one thing. 105 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:15.769 You got to do a few. You've got to do 106 00:05:15.790 --> 00:05:18.920 a few well. You can't do many not well. You 107 00:05:18.939 --> 00:05:20.120 can't spread yourself too thin. 108 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:21.980 I feel like there's still a lot of them out there. 109 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:23.579 There's a lot of them. I keep seeing them. 110 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:25.819 You have to have a couple niches where you really excel, 111 00:05:25.860 --> 00:05:27.879 and then you can just sort of trickle down a 112 00:05:27.899 --> 00:05:30.459 little bit. So, you know, I'm doing the podcasting thing. 113 00:05:30.490 --> 00:05:33.370 I'm doing the stand-up on the road. Pitching the shows. 114 00:05:34.189 --> 00:05:37.709 Been writing a book for two years. Also trying to 115 00:05:37.750 --> 00:05:42.189 find zen moments. which is code for marijuana smoking. 116 00:05:42.410 --> 00:05:45.810 I was going to say, that also comes into your fountains. 117 00:05:45.829 --> 00:05:47.269 That's a new code. 118 00:05:47.810 --> 00:05:51.069 I found the perfect recipe for a pre-show meal. 119 00:05:51.410 --> 00:05:51.769 All right. 120 00:05:52.129 --> 00:05:55.439 I mean a pre-workout meal, not a pre-show meal. Pre-workout meal, 121 00:05:55.459 --> 00:05:57.259 because you literally just came and I just left the gym. 122 00:05:57.459 --> 00:05:57.759 All right. 123 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:00.939 You have a cup of coffee. I can do that. 124 00:06:01.139 --> 00:06:02.339 And then smoke a little weed. 125 00:06:02.839 --> 00:06:04.240 That's not a good idea for me. 126 00:06:04.379 --> 00:06:07.889 You focus and you have the energy. And then you 127 00:06:07.930 --> 00:06:10.250 really get in. You think about your muscles working out 128 00:06:10.290 --> 00:06:12.329 because you're so high. You're like, I can feel my 129 00:06:12.370 --> 00:06:15.810 muscles tearing. But I think that mental concentration to the 130 00:06:15.870 --> 00:06:19.230 physical embodiment really gets you a good workout. 131 00:06:19.910 --> 00:06:21.709 Can I just think about it and not do any 132 00:06:21.730 --> 00:06:21.990 of this? 133 00:06:22.069 --> 00:06:22.389 Yeah. 134 00:06:22.970 --> 00:06:25.230 Okay. And have like a pot of coffee instead of 135 00:06:25.250 --> 00:06:25.589 the cup. 136 00:06:25.730 --> 00:06:30.240 How about pot and coffee? Has anyone combined those two sayings? 137 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:32.120 A pot of coffee? I'm sure some. 138 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:35.120 I mean, there's every little indie artist and grinder in 139 00:06:35.139 --> 00:06:37.750 the world is making their own special coffee blend now. 140 00:06:37.870 --> 00:06:39.089 There has to be one. 141 00:06:39.129 --> 00:06:41.620 I'm going to buy the domain, and if anybody takes it, 142 00:06:41.910 --> 00:06:44.730 this idea, I mean, I understand, and it's totally easy 143 00:06:44.750 --> 00:06:47.329 to steal ideas, so go ahead. Congratulations. 144 00:06:48.110 --> 00:06:51.740 Don't think I haven't immediately stopped recording and then went 145 00:06:51.750 --> 00:06:54.040 and bought a domain for something stupid I just said. 146 00:06:54.120 --> 00:06:55.839 I have more domains than I. 147 00:06:56.040 --> 00:06:58.399 Do you have a lot of domains? Okay. Has anyone 148 00:06:58.439 --> 00:06:59.300 ever bought one off of you? 149 00:06:59.819 --> 00:07:00.079 No. 150 00:07:00.180 --> 00:07:03.399 I remember early on somebody tried to sell me one 151 00:07:03.750 --> 00:07:06.149 because I, again, this is why now you have to 152 00:07:06.189 --> 00:07:07.110 jump on the dot coms. 153 00:07:07.269 --> 00:07:08.050 You have to jump. 154 00:07:08.069 --> 00:07:11.910 There's 400 other dot SEs and 400 other little weird 155 00:07:11.949 --> 00:07:14.290 variants that nobody wants. Nobody wants to go to that. 156 00:07:14.329 --> 00:07:15.329 No one's doing dot net. 157 00:07:15.509 --> 00:07:16.449 You just, you get dot net. 158 00:07:16.470 --> 00:07:17.610 No one's doing dot EU. 159 00:07:17.709 --> 00:07:19.410 I had a dot org too and everybody just went. 160 00:07:19.470 --> 00:07:20.430 I have a dot org. 161 00:07:20.449 --> 00:07:20.769 Dot org. 162 00:07:21.139 --> 00:07:21.920 I had to buy a. 163

00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:22.120 Org. 164 00:07:22.180 --> 00:07:24.579 Well, you always do just to cover your bases at 165 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:27.180 this point. But I had one that I was using 166 00:07:27.259 --> 00:07:29.120 and people were like, what are you, a charity? And 167 00:07:29.139 --> 00:07:31.300 I'm like, I'm losing money. Does that count? 168 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:32.519 Yes. 169 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:37.279 But yeah, I bought so many over the years. But 170 00:07:37.459 --> 00:07:39.779 at one point I had the. net and the. org, 171 00:07:39.819 --> 00:07:41.319 but I didn't jump on the. com. 172 00:07:41.740 --> 00:07:44.339 And then I had somebody send me this random email, 173 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:46.519 which you get about 14 a week if you own. 174 00:07:46.379 --> 00:07:46.699 Coms. 175 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.670 They're constantly trying to get you to update and renew 176 00:07:49.750 --> 00:07:51.350 through a company that's not the one that you go 177 00:07:51.370 --> 00:07:54.639 through it's scams it's all scam but this one was 178 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:57.019 some dude who owned the dot-com and was trying to 179 00:07:57.060 --> 00:07:59.040 get me to buy it and was going to give 180 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:01.300 me a bargain price of i think it was a 181 00:08:01.339 --> 00:08:05.120 little under a grand i'm. 182 00:08:03.689 --> 00:08:06.089 Like you know i'm not a corporation yeah do you 183 00:08:06.110 --> 00:08:07.870 understand what my life is like right now my. 184 00:08:07.850 --> 00:08:10.829 Last name isn't mcdonald yeah like i don't i don't think. 185 00:08:10.730 --> 00:08:12.870 This is the home of the golden arches. 186 00:08:13.470 --> 00:08:16.769 I'm working on a shoestring budget at best. So the 187 00:08:16.810 --> 00:08:18.980 fact that they want to, and I thought about it. 188 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:21.240 It is the dot com. I mean, I could go 189 00:08:21.279 --> 00:08:22.980 in the hole for a dot com, but. 190 00:08:23.560 --> 00:08:24.160 It's legit. 191 00:08:24.459 --> 00:08:27.850 So we've gotten to a website sales pitch here. I'm 192 00:08:27.870 --> 00:08:29.389 not sure how we ventured into that. 193 00:08:29.410 --> 00:08:32.210 So somebody just really reconsider if you're going to steal 194 00:08:32.289 --> 00:08:36.169 any of our ideas. Buy some of our donames. Donames? 195 00:08:36.190 --> 00:08:36.429 Donames? 196 00:08:37.529 --> 00:08:38.110 Domains. 197 00:08:38.169 --> 00:08:40.909 Domains.com. Wait a minute. Jump on that. 198 00:08:41.090 --> 00:08:43.240 Oh, my God. I just had a dyslexic moment that 199 00:08:43.250 --> 00:08:45.179 turned into a perfect domain name. 200 00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:47.220 It's catchy. 201 00:08:47.259 --> 00:08:49.100 I think my pot of coffee still kicked in. 202 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:54.409 We're saying it's a pot of coffee. I heard your plan. 203 00:08:54.450 --> 00:08:54.950 I don't know about that. 204 00:08:54.970 --> 00:08:55.350 You

know what's up. 205 00:08:56.070 --> 00:09:00.009 I think I know. You know exactly what's going on. 206 00:09:00.029 --> 00:09:06.350 Aside from your business plan, what else? I'm right there 207 00:09:06.370 --> 00:09:06.549 with you. 208 00:09:06.570 --> 00:09:06.870 It's okay. 209 00:09:07.269 --> 00:09:09.590 So what else have you? 210 00:09:10.309 --> 00:09:12.529 I guess I usually at least give somebody an entryway 211 00:09:12.570 --> 00:09:16.730 into comedy if that's their thing. If you're sick of 212 00:09:16.769 --> 00:09:18.289 the whole history story, do you want. 213 00:09:18.210 --> 00:09:18.590 To pick up? 214 00:09:18.590 --> 00:09:20.509 I'm not sick of anything. This is your show. 215 00:09:20.830 --> 00:09:22.789 Oh, no. We have to talk about Syracuse, don't we? 216 00:09:23.340 --> 00:09:23.789 Oh, gosh. 217 00:09:24.289 --> 00:09:27.450 You ask me and ask and you shall receive. All right. 218 00:09:27.590 --> 00:09:29.309 How did you escape from Syracuse? 219 00:09:29.490 --> 00:09:29.889 A boy. 220 00:09:29.909 --> 00:09:32.909 Oh, I see. You latch on to those. 221 00:09:33.110 --> 00:09:35.509 I was 18 years old dating a fella named Randall Wooten, 222 00:09:36.090 --> 00:09:37.009 who's still a friend of mine. 223 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:38.139 Is he your Facebook friend? 224 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:40.279 I think we're Facebook. Yeah, we're Facebook friends. Yeah. 225 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:42.259 You can pull that off usually. I've known him for years. 226 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.120 And he was from Syracuse living in Boston. 227 00:09:46.379 --> 00:09:48.600 And, you know, we were dating. 228 00:09:48.899 --> 00:09:50.960 Cute kids. And then I was like, I think I 229 00:09:50.980 --> 00:09:53.330 want to leave this town because if I don't, I'm 230 00:09:53.350 --> 00:09:55.759 afraid I'm going to be a mother of four from 231 00:09:56.179 --> 00:09:58.769 nine different men. The math doesn't add up, but that's 232 00:09:58.809 --> 00:09:59.850 how Syracuse rolls. 233 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:01.980 I like that you have high standards for yourself. 234 00:10:02.059 --> 00:10:06.620 Yeah, hashtag methamphetamines. So I just, I wanted more out 235 00:10:06.659 --> 00:10:07.299 of life, I think. 236 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:11.970 I wanted stuff. People with goals. I had goals. God. 237 00:10:11.990 --> 00:10:14.590 I just wanted more. I didn't want to, you know, 238 00:10:14.629 --> 00:10:16.450 Syracuse Chiefs couldn't be it for me. 239 00:10:17.730 --> 00:10:19.149 Really? Are you sure? It's a real team. 240 00:10:19.549 --> 00:10:22.100 I think it's Toronto Blue Jays farm team still. 241 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:22.779 All right. 242 00:10:23.059 --> 00:10:24.039 Do you know anything about sports? 243 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:24.620 Who cares? 244 00:10:25.139 --> 00:10:27.080 There are things I don't pay attention to? 245 00:10:27.139 --> 00:10:27.440 Yeah. 246 00:10:27.740 --> 00:10:29.720 I've watched basketball, but I live

here. 247 00:10:29.899 --> 00:10:31.659 Are you high right now or are you always like this? 248 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:33.590 I'm always like this is a sad thing. 249 00:10:33.620 --> 00:10:36.529 I really don't even go that way because as I've 250 00:10:36.590 --> 00:10:39.690 said recently, I don't need drugs to mess up my life. 251 00:10:39.850 --> 00:10:41.580 I can do that all on my own. 252 00:10:41.590 --> 00:10:43.370 You're doing the wrong drugs if you think they mess 253 00:10:43.429 --> 00:10:45.490 up your life. Did you not hear me? I did 37,000 254 00:10:45.490 --> 00:10:45.970 squats yesterday. 255 00:10:48.750 --> 00:10:50.889 I think you were just sitting on the floor and 256 00:10:50.950 --> 00:10:54.269 thought you'd do 30 seconds. And there's an entire group 257 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:56.600 of groomsmen going, what's wrong with her, dude? 258 00:10:56.980 --> 00:10:58.679 And they poked you with a stick at some point like, 259 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:02.600 she's still breathing. With groomsmen. I was working out. 260 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:05.039 Not working out with groomsmen. 261 00:11:05.100 --> 00:11:06.259 That's what we're calling it now. 262 00:11:06.820 --> 00:11:09.320 They were walking through the gym and I was doing squats. Like, 263 00:11:09.379 --> 00:11:09.679 fuck it. 264 00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:10.419 I have to work out. 265 00:11:11.139 --> 00:11:13.100 What do you want from me? Do you swear on 266 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:13.720 this podcast? 267 00:11:13.799 --> 00:11:14.779 As often as possible. 268 00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:16.519 Okay, good, good. Because some people don't like that. And 269 00:11:16.539 --> 00:11:18.039 I just want to make sure I'm not crossing any 270 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:19.000 lines here. 271 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:21.679 I occasionally venture into that. But I encourage the guest 272 00:11:21.700 --> 00:11:22.860 to do it as much as possible. 273 00:11:22.899 --> 00:11:24.519 Cool, because I'm a little bit of a potty mouth. 274 00:11:25.139 --> 00:11:26.690 I never would have guessed. Do you know they did a. 275 00:11:26.690 --> 00:11:30.070 Clinical study of two different groups of people? One group 276 00:11:30.090 --> 00:11:32.509 of people did a workout. The other group of people 277 00:11:33.169 --> 00:11:36.169 didn't do the workout. They thought about it and watched 278 00:11:36.230 --> 00:11:38.610 people doing the workout. The same workout that the one 279 00:11:38.629 --> 00:11:42.559 group actually was doing. And... the group that wasn't working 280 00:11:42.659 --> 00:11:47.279 out had very similar muscular and physical effects as a 281 00:11:47.320 --> 00:11:48.820 group that was physically working out. 282 00:11:48.980 --> 00:11:50.970 I want a placebo workout. 283 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:51.370 Yes. 284 00:11:51.509 --> 00:11:52.529 That's what I'm looking for. 285 00:11:52.570 --> 00:11:54.990 Me being high, thinking about the 37,000 squats. 286 00:11:55.149 --> 00:11:57.950 So if I just watch those infomercials late at night 287 00:11:57.990 --> 00:12:00.370 and see all those other people doing all this, because 288 00:12:00.409 --> 00:12:02.309 it always seems like a good idea when they're like, 289 00:12:02.389 --> 00:12:03.909 order these 15 DVDs. 290 00:12:03.970 --> 00:12:06.350 And then like, yeah, that's all it takes, right? You 291 00:12:06.370 --> 00:12:06.950 just order them. 292 00:12:06.970 --> 00:12:09.080 And then you're ripped. And they throw something in for free. 293 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:11.340 They throw something in free? A water bottle. You get 294 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:12.000 a free water bottle. 295 00:12:12.019 --> 00:12:13.440 You get a free couple of pins? 296 00:12:13.779 --> 00:12:14.179 Probably. 297 00:12:14.200 --> 00:12:16.139 Your lapel needs a little decoration. 298 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:18.960 It's a little bare these days, but you know. Nothing 299 00:12:18.980 --> 00:12:21.059 like a bare lapel. Shoestring, you know. It's a shoestring budget. 300 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:21.480 What do you want? 301 00:12:21.500 --> 00:12:23.580 Shoestring budget. Where did that term come from? 302 00:12:24.220 --> 00:12:26.519 Do you know? It's like one of those weird frats. 303 00:12:26.539 --> 00:12:28.590 You have to tie your shoestrings together when you're so 304 00:12:28.620 --> 00:12:30.669 broke you can't afford to buy new shoestrings. 305 00:12:31.070 --> 00:12:31.629 You think so? 306 00:12:31.850 --> 00:12:34.909 That's my guess. That's really good. That's my hobo guess. Because, 307 00:12:34.950 --> 00:12:37.330 you know, hobos, they're living on the hard times. It's 308 00:12:37.350 --> 00:12:38.649 because it seems like it dates back. I'm going to 309 00:12:38.669 --> 00:12:40.360 guess To the bindle days, you know. 310 00:12:40.740 --> 00:12:43.600 I'm going to guess it's people who couldn't even afford shoestrings. 311 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:47.399 Eating their boot. That's the really old... That's the really 312 00:12:47.480 --> 00:12:48.000 old school. 313 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:48.879 I like the way you say boot. 314 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:49.240 Boot. 315 00:12:49.679 --> 00:12:51.200 Hobos having boot stew. 316 00:12:51.519 --> 00:12:51.940 Boots. 317 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:53.460 So, that's what we've gotten to. 318 00:12:53.460 --> 00:12:54.019 That's good. 319 00:12:54.480 --> 00:12:57.279 I like that. So, you escaped. 320 00:12:57.700 --> 00:12:59.899 I escaped Syracuse. I got the F out. 321 00:13:00.580 --> 00:13:02.139 I go back and visit. I feel like we're going 322 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:04.019 to tangent a lot. But I'm trying to... You can tangent. 323 00:13:04.250 --> 00:13:05.710 You stay. You keep us on track. 324 00:13:05.779 --> 00:13:06.049 Okay. 325 00:13:06.789 --> 00:13:07.049 So. 326 00:13:07.679 --> 00:13:11.299 What made comedy be the thing? I don't know. 327 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:13.019 I mean, there's a lot of things that happened in 328

00:13:13.460 --> 00:13:15.799 my childhood and as a young woman, I think, that 329 00:13:15.830 --> 00:13:17.169 led to my brain. 330 00:13:16.970 --> 00:13:17.470 Going towards that. 331 00:13:17.509 --> 00:13:18.470 These are the horror stories. 332 00:13:18.490 --> 00:13:19.929 Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, that's why I'm into horror 333 00:13:19.970 --> 00:13:21.590 stories because of the horror stories that happened to me. 334 00:13:22.909 --> 00:13:25.850 But I was living in Boston and I was working 335 00:13:25.909 --> 00:13:28.490 in a stockroom in H & M. And this kid 336 00:13:28.549 --> 00:13:30.500 one day was like, you're funny. You should try stand-up. 337 00:13:30.700 --> 00:13:32.940 And up until that point, I didn't even know I 338 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:35.379 could do that as a career. 339 00:13:35.580 --> 00:13:35.799 Yeah. 340 00:13:36.620 --> 00:13:39.450 I think that's that defining moment for most people that 341 00:13:39.470 --> 00:13:40.049 go into comedy. 342 00:13:40.070 --> 00:13:40.789 Like, wait, wait, wait. 343 00:13:41.149 --> 00:13:43.350 You can get paid for this? I mean, not for years, 344 00:13:43.669 --> 00:13:45.490 but you can get paid for this eventually? 345 00:13:45.990 --> 00:13:48.509 It's something you can actually embark on and take it seriously. 346 00:13:48.549 --> 00:13:51.210 So I was like, okay. And I wrote for like 347 00:13:51.250 --> 00:13:56.789 six months with this little stand-up comedy writing group that 348 00:13:56.809 --> 00:13:59.129 was taught by this guy, Neeraj Thule, who ended up 349 00:13:59.169 --> 00:14:03.389 being the curator of this improv troupe that I was 350 00:14:03.409 --> 00:14:05.230 a part of for a couple years. And then I 351 00:14:05.269 --> 00:14:06.210 just found stand-up through that. 352 00:14:09.370 --> 00:14:11.129 I was going to say, do you still enjoy it? 353 00:14:11.350 --> 00:14:14.409 You're still doing it, obviously. I'm just going from my 354 00:14:14.450 --> 00:14:17.350 angle because I see it a lot more, especially these days. 355 00:14:17.629 --> 00:14:19.389 I end up going to see a lot of stand-up, 356 00:14:19.870 --> 00:14:24.690 and I enjoy people doing it when they're on. It 357 00:14:24.750 --> 00:14:27.289 is an amazing thing. And then I look around the 358 00:14:27.350 --> 00:14:29.049 room at the rest of the idiots that showed up, 359 00:14:29.070 --> 00:14:31.149 and I'm just like, I don't want to entertain these people. 360 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:34.009 I just feel bad for you guys sometimes because I'm like, 361 00:14:34.580 --> 00:14:38.009 sometimes the biggest idiots show up and i'm like you 362 00:14:38.049 --> 00:14:40.330 still have to put this a game out there and 363 00:14:40.370 --> 00:14:43.169 like i think i i realized that just doing like 364 00:14:43.250 --> 00:14:45.029 live events for the show and i'm like after a 365 00:14:45.049 --> 00:14:46.690 while i'd look at this table of people that showed 366 00:14:46.730 --> 00:14:47.970 up and be like i could care less if i 367 00:14:47.990 --> 00:14:51.029 entertain you i'm like the people listening at home is 368 00:14:51.090 --> 00:14:53.509 that's important i worry about that but like some idiot 369 00:14:53.529 --> 00:14:55.789 that wandered out that doesn't know who you are and 370 00:14:55.929 --> 00:14:57.970 isn't really there for what you're doing and is busy 371 00:14:58.009 --> 00:15:00.009 making their own wisecracks. 372 00:14:59.450 --> 00:15:01.990 Like But, you know, the thing with that is that 373 00:15:03.049 --> 00:15:06.059 I see that point of view, but on the flip side, 374 00:15:06.679 --> 00:15:08.240 if there are people who are heckling or people come 375 00:15:08.279 --> 00:15:10.399 out like that, one of two things is going to happen. 376 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:12.179 You're either going to connect with them or you don't. 377 00:15:12.419 --> 00:15:16.039 So you have a 50% shot at getting them on board. 378 00:15:16.929 --> 00:15:19.370 And sometimes that percentage wavers a little bit more depending 379 00:15:19.429 --> 00:15:21.330 on the night and how you're doing and with the whole, 380 00:15:21.409 --> 00:15:23.529 you know, how the cosmos has lined up for you. 381 00:15:24.029 --> 00:15:25.029 But I love. 382 00:15:25.769 --> 00:15:28.169 A challenge. That being said, I'm not encouraging it. 383 00:15:28.309 --> 00:15:28.909 No, no. 384 00:15:29.330 --> 00:15:32.409 But when it presents itself in a natural moment, I'm like, okay, 385 00:15:32.450 --> 00:15:34.389 let's see if the years of work I've put in 386 00:15:34.809 --> 00:15:35.860 are going to pay off right here. 387 00:15:36.009 --> 00:15:37.720 I like that take on it, though. Yeah, I think 388 00:15:37.820 --> 00:15:41.159 I don't want that challenge. Maybe I'm gearing towards something else. 389 00:15:41.460 --> 00:15:43.899 Yeah, because it can get mundane. I mean, it can 390 00:15:43.919 --> 00:15:47.960 get a little monotonous doing stand-up sometimes. And it's important 391 00:15:47.980 --> 00:15:50.779 to find those moments where you are, you know, you're 392 00:15:50.820 --> 00:15:55.149 just recalibrated into, oh, this is why I'm doing this. 393 00:15:56.059 --> 00:15:57.279 You've got to smack yourself in the face once in 394 00:15:57.299 --> 00:15:57.519 a while. 395 00:15:58.080 --> 00:15:59.009 Or they throw things at you. 396 00:15:59.019 --> 00:16:01.440 Or just punch yourself in the tit, you know, whichever. 397 00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:04.659 I try that sometimes. Sometimes it works for me, let 398 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:09.120 me tell you. So I guess you also have to 399 00:16:09.159 --> 00:16:12.870 deal with the constant roaming around. Is that fun? 400 00:16:12.879 --> 00:16:14.850 Nomadic lifestyle. I'm a gypsy. 401 00:16:15.360 --> 00:16:17.360 Whether you like it or not, you're sort of forced 402 00:16:17.419 --> 00:16:17.809 into it. 403 00:16:18.019 --> 00:16:18.340 It is. 404 00:16:18.480 -->

00:16:21.350 And recently I've been fantasizing the idea of getting one 405 00:16:21.370 --> 00:16:23.309 of these tiny houses. Have you watched these shows, Tiny 406 00:16:23.330 --> 00:16:23.789 House Hunters? 407 00:16:24.009 --> 00:16:27.909 I keep seeing the internet is just overrun with giant. 408 00:16:27.669 --> 00:16:30.149 Pictures of like, look at this closet that people call 409 00:16:30.169 --> 00:16:30.340 a house. 410 00:16:30.409 --> 00:16:34.399 It's like 120 square feet of existence. And you hitch 411 00:16:34.419 --> 00:16:38.600 it on a Ford F-150 and you don't pay housing taxes. 412 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:40.450 Here's my problem. 413 00:16:40.500 --> 00:16:41.269 Simple life. 414 00:16:41.450 --> 00:16:42.610 I have so much crap. 415 00:16:42.710 --> 00:16:43.190 I do, too. 416 00:16:43.210 --> 00:16:45.149 I am a hoarding, insane person. 417 00:16:45.210 --> 00:16:47.389 Have you watched George Carlin's bit on stuff? 418 00:16:47.629 --> 00:16:47.909 Oh, yeah. 419 00:16:47.929 --> 00:16:48.809 I need a place for my stuff. 420 00:16:49.330 --> 00:16:51.970 You get stuff for stuff. Then I have to have 421 00:16:52.350 --> 00:16:54.009 my storage place for stuff. 422 00:16:54.029 --> 00:16:54.129 Right. 423 00:16:54.149 --> 00:16:55.720 And then I have my mobile place for stuff. You've 424 00:16:55.740 --> 00:16:56.649 got to get rid of it all. Not my vacation 425 00:16:56.669 --> 00:16:57.980 place for stuff. Just my mobile place. 426 00:16:58.000 --> 00:16:59.039 You've got to get rid of it all. 427 00:16:59.299 --> 00:17:00.360 But I like my toys. 428 00:17:01.179 --> 00:17:03.139 But your toys are filling a void I can see 429 00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:04.000 with my eyes. 430 00:17:04.019 --> 00:17:04.500 That's all I have. 431 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:05.440 It's a dark void. 432 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:05.880 That's all I have. 433 00:17:05.900 --> 00:17:07.400 It's a dark spot in your soul. 434 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:07.880 That's all I have. 435 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:10.259 Your soul is one big dark spot. 436 00:17:10.500 --> 00:17:14.910 It is. You read me very well. I have just 437 00:17:15.490 --> 00:17:18.369 piles of stuff. I don't even have a home anymore. 438 00:17:18.390 --> 00:17:21.150 I've been starting to get rid of it. I've lost that. 439 00:17:21.170 --> 00:17:22.130 I'm just in a box out. 440 00:17:22.089 --> 00:17:27.039 On the street with all my stuff. And then this recorder, 441 00:17:27.140 --> 00:17:28.960 and I just take it places, and. 442 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:29.460 It's all I have. 443 00:17:30.650 --> 00:17:33.130 You need to live in 120 square feet. Join the revolution. 444 00:17:33.299 --> 00:17:33.819 I don't like this. 445 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:35.670 Can I just be a crazy person who lives out 446 00:17:35.690 --> 00:17:37.799 in the woods but take over a large part of 447 00:17:37.819 --> 00:17:38.099 the woods? 448 00:17:38.119 --> 00:17:41.259 You can do that. There are indigenous people that live 449 00:17:41.299 --> 00:17:41.859 out in the woods. 450 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:42.859 I'm going to be indigenous. 451 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:46.240 You're going to be like one of these woodsmen. You 452 00:17:46.259 --> 00:17:49.220 grow your beard out. You stop shaping it up. It 453 00:17:49.339 --> 00:17:53.619 starts really filling in. Good luck with that. You have 454 00:17:53.660 --> 00:17:56.680 a little patch of grass and sticks. and you're out there, 455 00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:57.799 and you're getting back in nature. 456 00:17:57.940 --> 00:17:59.519 I mean, most of the time I'm okay with that. 457 00:17:59.640 --> 00:18:03.660 If I could take the, what are we driving, an F10? 458 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:04.200 F-150. 459 00:18:04.619 --> 00:18:08.119 If I can take the 150 and cruise into town 460 00:18:08.180 --> 00:18:09.849 once a week. Okay. 461 00:18:09.940 --> 00:18:12.829 Stock up on the groceries, hang out for the night, 462 00:18:12.869 --> 00:18:15.809 go see a comedy show, and then drive back to 463 00:18:15.829 --> 00:18:16.329 the woods. 464 00:18:16.890 --> 00:18:19.049 I'm okay with this lifestyle. Are you really a hoarder-ish? 465 00:18:19.829 --> 00:18:23.269 I've realized as I've been moving lately, and I have 466 00:18:23.309 --> 00:18:24.289 nowhere to put anything. 467 00:18:24.309 --> 00:18:26.549 Yeah. Do you have figurines? You look like somebody who 468 00:18:26.569 --> 00:18:27.329 has figurines. 469 00:18:28.269 --> 00:18:32.390 You can't prove that. I don't think. Have I posted 470 00:18:32.430 --> 00:18:33.450 any online? I don't know. 471 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:37.119 You've got collector's Edward Scissorhands figurines. 472 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:39.319 I do have one somewhere. 473 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:39.619 Do you? 474 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.900 I don't know where it is. Yeah. But the very 475 00:18:42.119 --> 00:18:44.519 first batch that came out. I don't think I. You 476 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:46.680 have Hellraiser? I've talked to Doug Bradley. 477 00:18:47.059 --> 00:18:49.640 I don't think I have the Hellraiser toy, though, because 478 00:18:49.660 --> 00:18:51.579 I think the first wave looked terrible. So I think 479 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:52.559 I was waiting for the good ones. 480 00:18:52.579 --> 00:18:53.609 You're waiting for them to figure it out. 481 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:55.769 Which they probably have by now, but I haven't gone back. 482 00:18:55.789 --> 00:18:56.470 That's so funny. 483 00:18:56.509 --> 00:18:58.490 I've weaned myself off over the years, so now I 484 00:18:58.529 --> 00:19:02.349 just have old piles of crap. So I've really cut 485 00:19:02.410 --> 00:19:03.710 back on buying stuff. 486 00:19:03.730 --> 00:19:04.029 That's good. 487 00:19:04.049 --> 00:19:04.250 You should. 488 00:19:04.269 --> 00:19:06.630 But then I have to, you know, this stuff, I 489 00:19:06.670 --> 00:19:07.410 have to keep it. 490 00:19:07.430 --> 00:19:07.880 It's important. 491

00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:09.680 You got to get rid of it. You got to 492 00:19:09.700 --> 00:19:10.160 burn it all. 493 00:19:10.890 --> 00:19:12.269 I'm at least going to sell it to some other 494 00:19:12.309 --> 00:19:12.869 poor sap. 495 00:19:13.930 --> 00:19:15.519 Yeah, sell it to somebody else who's not ready to 496 00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:16.579 give it up. There we go. 497 00:19:16.660 --> 00:19:20.319 It's just a vicious cycle of sharing stuff. I'm getting 498 00:19:20.339 --> 00:19:21.680 rid of everything. I've been getting rid of everything. 499 00:19:21.700 --> 00:19:22.900 Do you have anything good? Can I have it? 500 00:19:23.740 --> 00:19:24.660 I'll send it your way. 501 00:19:24.940 --> 00:19:25.140 Yes. 502 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:27.089 Do you wear size seven and a half heels? 503 00:19:27.329 --> 00:19:27.809 Sometimes. 504 00:19:28.529 --> 00:19:31.589 Perfect. I'll send them your way. I'm busy punching myself, maybe. 505 00:19:31.650 --> 00:19:32.170 In the tit. 506 00:19:32.329 --> 00:19:33.490 You know, anyway, whatever. 507 00:19:33.569 --> 00:19:34.029 In the tit. 508 00:19:36.529 --> 00:19:40.309 So, as we're eventually careening into a movie. 509 00:19:40.950 --> 00:19:42.089 Eventually. 510 00:19:42.210 --> 00:19:45.250 You've said your pitching idea is you may or may 511 00:19:45.289 --> 00:19:46.349 not be working on shows. 512 00:19:47.049 --> 00:19:49.789 Is that a goal for you? Yeah. Do you want 513 00:19:49.869 --> 00:19:52.380 to move into the acting end of it? Yeah. 514 00:19:52.410 --> 00:19:54.460 I mean, I've done some little things here and there, 515 00:19:54.700 --> 00:19:57.779 and I really enjoy writing. Writing is what I really enjoy, 516 00:19:58.079 --> 00:20:01.200 and I want to EP something and write something. I'm 517 00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:04.220 working on a couple different ideas right now, and one 518 00:20:04.240 --> 00:20:07.009 of my really good friends is is helping me. I 519 00:20:07.809 --> 00:20:11.529 figured that I'm better with somebody who's funny instead of 520 00:20:11.569 --> 00:20:13.960 just trying to sit down and write it myself. There's 521 00:20:13.980 --> 00:20:15.480 nothing wrong with a little help from your friends who 522 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:18.079 are also super intelligent and funny and talented. 523 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:20.400 Somebody else also keeps you on track. They do. Where 524 00:20:20.440 --> 00:20:22.180 if you're just sitting there by yourself, you're like, I 525 00:20:22.220 --> 00:20:23.819 really need to write that, but I have to watch 526 00:20:23.859 --> 00:20:25.839 this show on little houses. I need to watch YouTube. 527 00:20:25.859 --> 00:20:27.259 I need to watch Little Tiny House Hunters. 528 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:30.289 I got the little tiny houses, short people that comes 529 00:20:30.390 --> 00:20:32.490 on at 7.30 through tomorrow because it's a marathon. 530 00:20:32.509 --> 00:20:34.029 I have to keep up with the Kardashians. 531 00:20:34.369 --> 00:20:37.190 So, yeah, I think it kind of helps to have 532 00:20:37.250 --> 00:20:39.269 somebody else on the other end and be like. 533 00:20:39.450 --> 00:20:43.109 Okay, so on Tuesday we're doing something, right? And also 534 00:20:43.130 --> 00:20:46.019 to fill in the creative gaps. Yeah, that always kind 535 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:46.359 of helps. 536 00:20:46.380 --> 00:20:48.000 You know, when you say an idea and they can 537 00:20:48.019 --> 00:20:50.039 see it from a different perspective and you're like, oh, okay. 538 00:20:50.059 --> 00:20:50.519 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:20:50.680 --> 00:20:52.460 You're right, that is stupid. I didn't see that at all. 540 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:53.819 Yeah, you're like, I didn't realize it was so dumb. 541 00:20:53.920 --> 00:20:54.259 Okay, cool. 542 00:20:55.740 --> 00:21:00.690 So you mentioned in our picking of a movie that 543 00:21:00.710 --> 00:21:01.609 you're a horror fan. 544 00:21:01.670 --> 00:21:03.529 Is that an area you want to go into? 545 00:21:03.769 --> 00:21:06.930 I love, I would love to be in a horror movie. 546 00:21:07.609 --> 00:21:11.259 Like trapped in one? Some sort of alternate reality? Not 547 00:21:11.339 --> 00:21:13.220 making one, but you're sucked in? 548 00:21:13.299 --> 00:21:15.140 No, like actually on it. Final Girl style? 549 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:18.359 No, not like, what was that movie with Edward Furlong? 550 00:21:18.779 --> 00:21:20.480 Brain Games? 551 00:21:21.069 --> 00:21:21.650 No way. Brain Scan. 552 00:21:22.369 --> 00:21:22.910 Brain Scan. 553 00:21:23.619 --> 00:21:24.079 Yes. 554 00:21:24.140 --> 00:21:24.720 Brain scan. 555 00:21:24.740 --> 00:21:25.079 Yes. 556 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:28.700 Where the video game was real. Well, it's those final girls. 557 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:30.940 What else? There's like six or eight of them now. 558 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:31.240 Yeah. 559 00:21:31.269 --> 00:21:33.470 We've gotten a little too meta for our own damn good. 560 00:21:33.930 --> 00:21:37.009 That fourth wall or whatever it is. They've added a 561 00:21:37.130 --> 00:21:37.750 fifth or sixth. 562 00:21:37.910 --> 00:21:40.529 Yeah, there's 17 walls that they're breaking in reality. 563 00:21:40.670 --> 00:21:42.509 And they look at the camera and just talk to 564 00:21:42.529 --> 00:21:43.529 you the whole time. You're like, what? 565 00:21:43.589 --> 00:21:45.039 How do they know what I'm going to say? 566 00:21:45.059 --> 00:21:46.039 You're not Ferris Bueller. 567 00:21:46.099 --> 00:21:46.279 Quit. 568 00:21:46.299 --> 00:21:46.880 They're responding. 569 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:47.579 Cut it out. 570 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:49.440 Yeah, but I love horror movies. I've always wanted to 571 00:21:49.480 --> 00:21:49.940 be in one. 572 00:21:50.380 --> 00:21:53.000 So do you want to write them? I would love 573 00:21:53.019 --> 00:21:53.680 to write one. 574 00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:54.400 Not direct. 575 00:21:54.420 -->

00:21:56.779 You're not up for directing? I don't have that brain. 576 00:21:56.799 --> 00:21:56.940 No. 577 00:21:57.240 --> 00:21:58.960 I mean, I can see more of a story than 578 00:21:59.000 --> 00:22:01.359 I can see like, oh, this is a good angle. 579 00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:04.380 That's a good angle. Make sure you capture this sound guy. 580 00:22:04.420 --> 00:22:04.940 You're in the way. 581 00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:05.900 I can't do all that. 582 00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:06.680 That's too hard. 583 00:22:06.839 --> 00:22:08.759 I'm kind of drawn to that end of it, I think. 584 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:10.319 I don't know that I want to do it, but 585 00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:13.319 I'm way more interested in the technical. Again, the more 586 00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:15.579 I talk about it over the years, it's like the 587 00:22:15.619 --> 00:22:17.259 performing end of it seems like trouble. 588 00:22:17.740 --> 00:22:17.900 Yeah. 589 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:18.000 Yeah. 590 00:22:18.390 --> 00:22:21.210 And my brain doesn't remember anything, so lines would be 591 00:22:21.269 --> 00:22:23.390 shot to hell. It'd be nothing but me making things 592 00:22:23.470 --> 00:22:26.410 up all day. But yeah, the technical end of it 593 00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:27.789 is always way more interesting. 594 00:22:27.809 --> 00:22:29.950 Yeah, see, the technical end stresses me out. 595 00:22:30.380 --> 00:22:33.359 So when we write this horror movie, we can star 596 00:22:33.420 --> 00:22:35.559 in it, and I'll be behind the camera going, this 597 00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:36.380 light is off. 598 00:22:36.779 --> 00:22:39.099 No, you guys are all fired. Wait, set, clear. 599 00:22:39.809 --> 00:22:41.910 Guys, we have to break for lunch because the union's 600 00:22:41.930 --> 00:22:43.670 going to be up our ass if we don't. 601 00:22:43.930 --> 00:22:47.000 So you've got to know those things. Well, that's bringing 602 00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:49.539 you in to know these other things. What is the 603 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:52.019 story that we're writing on this? I just like this 604 00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:52.900 idea that I made up. 605 00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:55.349 So I'm trying to decide what our horror movie is. 606 00:22:55.960 --> 00:22:58.529 You know, I'm always attracted to creature features. All right. 607 00:22:58.849 --> 00:22:59.970 I love creature features. 608 00:23:00.109 --> 00:23:01.210 I love a good.... 609 00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:06.259 Or maybe, I'm not into CGI. I want something tangible. 610 00:23:06.619 --> 00:23:11.440 I miss the old school clay animation style. 611 00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:12.799 Yeah. 612 00:23:12.819 --> 00:23:15.289 Remember The Thing, the second one with Kurt Russell? 613 00:23:15.650 --> 00:23:18.150 Oh yeah. The real thing. The real thing, really. 614 00:23:18.170 --> 00:23:21.890 John Carpenter's John Carpenter's Apostrophe S, The Thing. The Thing, 615 00:23:22.309 --> 00:23:24.230 which was One of the greatest movies of all time. 616 00:23:24.390 --> 00:23:26.990 One of the greatest sci-fi slash thriller slash. 617 00:23:26.819 --> 00:23:28.759 Horror, if you will, movies. 618 00:23:28.779 --> 00:23:29.700 Slash awesomeness. 619 00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:34.650 Slash awesomeness. but it was a remake of the 50s. 620 00:23:34.779 --> 00:23:37.619 Which is okay. I'm okay with that one. It's for 621 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:39.920 the 50s. It's entertaining. And it still holds up. It's 622 00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:41.990 weird that it's a giant carrot that's trying to kill him, 623 00:23:42.039 --> 00:23:44.960 but for the most part, you lose a. 624 00:23:44.940 --> 00:23:47.369 Little bit there when you're used to the giant bio 625 00:23:47.380 --> 00:23:50.589 creature busting out, taking over people's heads. 626 00:23:51.450 --> 00:23:57.769 Animatronics and real makeup and that whole creating a creature thing. 627 00:23:58.259 --> 00:23:59.319 I don't know who. 628 00:23:59.220 --> 00:24:01.119 Worked on that. I was Rob Bottin, I think. Was it? 629 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:01.420 Yeah. 630 00:24:01.869 --> 00:24:03.789 If I'm remembering. If not, geeks are going to take 631 00:24:03.829 --> 00:24:04.049 points away. 632 00:24:04.069 --> 00:24:05.690 No, I think you're right. I think you're right. 633 00:24:05.710 --> 00:24:06.430 I think it was. 634 00:24:06.450 --> 00:24:09.670 I mean, that was just the way it morphed and 635 00:24:09.710 --> 00:24:13.289 how it kept evolving into some other creature and the faces. 636 00:24:13.329 --> 00:24:17.009 And at the end, it was just like, the possibilities 637 00:24:17.130 --> 00:24:17.809 are limitless. 638 00:24:18.349 --> 00:24:21.930 For the love of God, just kill everybody. Hurry up 639 00:24:21.970 --> 00:24:23.390 and kill everybody. Kill everybody. 640 00:24:23.410 --> 00:24:26.059 See what this thing morphs into. Is that my grandma's 641 00:24:26.099 --> 00:24:30.019 face on the knuckle? It's just craziness. 642 00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:31.859 I think it says a lot about me that it 643 00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:34.079 never bothered me that it just took out all those 644 00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:35.079 boring guys. 645 00:24:35.339 --> 00:24:35.980 But the dogs. 646 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:36.700 Oh, I'm like the dogs. 647 00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:39.279 Oh, man, the dogs. I was so sad. 648 00:24:39.500 --> 00:24:42.549 I have to say that one dog, the one that 649 00:24:42.890 --> 00:24:45.009 we're pretty sure is the creature at that one point, 650 00:24:45.210 --> 00:24:45.789 like Oscar. 651 00:24:46.029 --> 00:24:48.210 Like when he walks in the room. The look on 652 00:24:48.230 --> 00:24:50.670 his face? Yeah, he looks over at that guy and 653 00:24:50.710 --> 00:24:53.890 you're like. Oh, there's a beat? There's some acting going 654 00:24:53.930 --> 00:24:54.170 on there. 655 00:24:54.630 --> 00:24:55.490 It's method acting. 656 00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:56.740 That dog is genius. 657 00:24:57.319 --> 00:24:58.880 Yeah,

and that dog trained itself. 658 00:24:59.099 --> 00:24:59.819 Genius dogs. 659 00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:03.579 There was no handler. That was like the Leonardo DiCaprio 660 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:04.180 of dogs. 661 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:08.140 He really, really wins an Oscar. He'll never win an Oscar. 662 00:25:08.259 --> 00:25:08.599 Eventually. 663 00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:13.140 He'll win an Oscar for a very melodramatic okay movie. 664 00:25:13.960 --> 00:25:15.779 Did you see the revenant dog fighting a bear this 665 00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:16.720 sounds fun oh my. 666 00:25:16.599 --> 00:25:18.180 God when he flew off the mountain i was like 667 00:25:18.220 --> 00:25:19.940 what the fuck is happening. 668 00:25:19.960 --> 00:25:21.980 They have really impressive special effects did. 669 00:25:21.900 --> 00:25:25.549 You not think that though um i mean every 15 670 00:25:25.549 --> 00:25:27.650 minutes he should have been dead in that movie so 671 00:25:27.710 --> 00:25:29.650 like after a while you're just kind of numb to 672 00:25:29.690 --> 00:25:32.289 it i'm assuming you're just like well all right where 673 00:25:32.309 --> 00:25:32.970 are we going. 674 00:25:32.829 --> 00:25:35.170 I just when he flew off into the fucking pine 675 00:25:35.250 --> 00:25:37.789 tree i'm like are you kidding me broke. 676 00:25:37.529 --> 00:25:41.390 His fall the The tree broke his fall. That branch 677 00:25:41.430 --> 00:25:43.930 at 48 miles an hour that shoved its way through 678 00:25:43.970 --> 00:25:45.509 his shoulder, that totally saved him. 679 00:25:45.650 --> 00:25:47.509 And his face was unscathed. 680 00:25:47.529 --> 00:25:49.670 Well, obviously, he's Leonardo. I know, you can't fuck up 681 00:25:49.690 --> 00:25:50.150 that face. 682 00:25:50.450 --> 00:25:52.109 You can make him look old. But Giselle Bedungeon was 683 00:25:52.150 --> 00:25:53.890 sitting on it for 10 years. You can't mess up 684 00:25:53.930 --> 00:25:54.380 that face. 685 00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:57.440 Hold on a minute. I'm going to need a second here. 686 00:25:57.839 --> 00:26:00.380 All right, anyway. Adjustment. 687 00:26:01.000 --> 00:26:02.200 Can we get some adjustment music? 688 00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:03.819 Clear the set. 689 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:03.900 So. 690 00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:08.920 This creature of ours, are we stealing the thing creature 691 00:26:08.940 --> 00:26:10.609 or are we gonna come up with our own variation? 692 00:26:10.650 --> 00:26:14.410 You know, I always like the idea of there being, 693 00:26:14.609 --> 00:26:18.109 and this might sound cliche, but of like a badass 694 00:26:18.349 --> 00:26:22.650 chick who sort of is the center of saving people 695 00:26:22.710 --> 00:26:26.019 from a creature. I recently watched... Aliens? 696 00:26:27.579 --> 00:26:30.960 Sigourney Weaver. One of the coolest, the other of the 697 00:26:30.980 --> 00:26:31.759 coolest movies ever made. 698 00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:35.410 Get away from her, you bitch! Wasn't that her cat? 699 00:26:35.430 --> 00:26:37.150 Wasn't she trying to protect her cat in that moment? 700 00:26:37.670 --> 00:26:40.619 Jonesy is, again, I don't want anything to happen to Jonesy. 701 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:42.000 I'm really worried about Jonesy. 702 00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:43.920 Is that what she was saying in that moment, though? 703 00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:45.539 When she was like, get away from her. 704 00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:47.019 Get away from my cat. Screw you, Newt. 705 00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:49.380 You'll be dead before the next movie. But my cat, 706 00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:51.500 who survived the entire series? 707 00:26:51.660 --> 00:26:55.440 Jones did. Nobody else survived the series. Just joking. 708 00:26:55.579 --> 00:26:59.420 But there's rarely a movie in the horror genre. Usually 709 00:26:59.460 --> 00:27:03.339 girls are like the damsels in distress and men save them. 710 00:27:03.579 --> 00:27:05.769 We're slowly getting away from that. We're getting away from it. 711 00:27:05.819 --> 00:27:08.279 And there are little touches here and there of movies 712 00:27:08.319 --> 00:27:10.599 who have that. But the one movie I watched recently 713 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:15.589 that had it was Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. 714 00:27:15.619 --> 00:27:15.869 Yeah. 715 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:19.289 Did you watch that? I did see it. With David Koschner? 716 00:27:19.309 --> 00:27:19.390 Yeah. 717 00:27:20.470 --> 00:27:23.750 Again, I kind of like the idea better than the execution. Yes, 718 00:27:23.869 --> 00:27:24.910 I thought it was fun. 719 00:27:24.990 --> 00:27:27.460 But that's kind of where it caps it off at like, 720 00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:28.539 that was fun. Right. 721 00:27:28.579 --> 00:27:29.980 That was entertaining for 90 minutes. 722 00:27:30.140 --> 00:27:33.099 It was. It was like the poor girl's version of 723 00:27:33.579 --> 00:27:34.220 what was the one with? 724 00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:35.119 Zombieland. 725 00:27:35.339 --> 00:27:37.660 Zombieland. See, that was dope. 726 00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:40.440 Zombieland's above and beyond most horror movies. 727 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.319 I feel like they were like, well, let's try and 728 00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:42.779 do that. 729 00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:42.880 Yeah. 730 00:27:43.910 --> 00:27:47.369 Again, it felt very much like, well, we've got like 731 00:27:47.369 --> 00:27:49.670 48 bucks, but what if we wanted to do something 732 00:27:49.809 --> 00:27:50.430 kind of like that? 733 00:27:50.450 --> 00:27:52.170 I was impressed with what they did with what they had. 734 00:27:52.190 --> 00:27:55.819 They filmed it in LA, which is impressive. But I mean, 735 00:27:55.980 --> 00:28:01.599 Zombieland was one of my favorite, most fun, unique takes 736 00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:05.720 on that genre. Horror comedy is such a fine line 737 00:28:05.740 --> 00:28:06.900 to get right. 738 00:28:07.220 --> 00:28:08.319 It's almost

impossible. 739 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:11.279 It's almost impossible because Evil Dead is one that set the... 740 00:28:11.710 --> 00:28:12.950 precedent for how to do it. 741 00:28:12.990 --> 00:28:16.789 There's a handful of really well executed ones. And then 742 00:28:16.829 --> 00:28:19.400 you get to these others that keep falling on their face. 743 00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:22.299 Yeah, and they usually don't, they just miss the mark. 744 00:28:22.420 --> 00:28:24.579 And again, in these last 10, 12 years, it's like 745 00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:26.529 it became a cool thing again. So now we have 746 00:28:26.529 --> 00:28:31.130 10 times more The amount of people just throwing. 747 00:28:30.829 --> 00:28:33.190 That idea out there, especially with zombies. There's way too 748 00:28:33.210 --> 00:28:35.450 many zombie movies. Way too many zombies. I thought of 749 00:28:35.490 --> 00:28:36.670 a couple good zombie movies. 750 00:28:36.710 --> 00:28:37.880 I'm not going to say because people are going to 751 00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:38.500 steal them. 752 00:28:38.700 --> 00:28:40.799 Probably. Just claim the domain. 753 00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:41.880 Have you seen Zombievers? 754 00:28:43.059 --> 00:28:43.980 I've seen the trailer. 755 00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:45.019 You've got to see it. 756 00:28:45.019 --> 00:28:46.259 Do I have to? 757 00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:48.940 It's so fun. I interviewed one of the girls that 758 00:28:48.980 --> 00:28:51.400 was in it, Lexi Atkins, who was like the main chick, 759 00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:54.400 main actress in it. And there's animatronics. 760 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:55.369 All right. 761 00:28:55.670 --> 00:28:55.829 And dogs. 762 00:28:55.849 --> 00:28:58.140 That's just because they couldn't afford CG. It's true. 763 00:28:58.660 --> 00:28:59.940 But it was fun. 764 00:28:59.960 --> 00:29:05.839 Okay. Again, there's so many of those type now. Wolf Cop? 765 00:29:05.900 --> 00:29:08.339 I can watch the trailer and kind of go, it 766 00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:09.819 could go either way. 767 00:29:09.859 --> 00:29:11.500 Don't let the trailer mess with you because look at 768 00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:14.349 all these great blockbusters that have amazing, they have a 769 00:29:14.410 --> 00:29:16.549 whole production company that does a trailer and then the 770 00:29:16.569 --> 00:29:17.430 movie fucking sucks. 771 00:29:17.509 --> 00:29:20.670 I usually go in with more guard up on the blockbusters. 772 00:29:20.690 --> 00:29:22.109 You're like, wait a minute. 773 00:29:22.289 --> 00:29:23.750 This is probably going to be terrible. 774 00:29:23.849 --> 00:29:24.809 Did you see Wolf Cop? 775 00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:26.119 Not yet. 776 00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:26.880 Oh, come on. 777 00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:29.319 Once again, I've seen the trailer. I've barely worked my 778 00:29:29.380 --> 00:29:31.730 way through these movies. I pick one every week. And 779 00:29:31.750 --> 00:29:33.950 I'm like, what are we watching? Because then it makes 780 00:29:33.990 --> 00:29:34.650 me watch a movie. 781 00:29:34.769 --> 00:29:37.109 I'm going to make you a list. You have to 782 00:29:37.130 --> 00:29:37.829 watch Wolf Cop. 783 00:29:37.849 --> 00:29:38.589 All right. 784 00:29:38.670 --> 00:29:39.950 Another one of those horror comics. 785 00:29:41.230 --> 00:29:43.369 That works. That works. Budget. 786 00:29:43.490 --> 00:29:47.710 Super budget. Shot well. Acted well. It's funny. It's like 787 00:29:48.650 --> 00:29:49.279 in your face. 788 00:29:49.299 --> 00:29:51.420 I was trying to think what. There was one I 789 00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:53.079 saw recently. And I don't even know if it got 790 00:29:53.119 --> 00:29:54.720 distribution yet. But now I'm forgetting. 791 00:29:54.819 --> 00:29:55.500 What's the name? 792 00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:59.390 It's where they work in an office. And there's the 793 00:29:59.470 --> 00:30:00.730 zombie outbreak. 794 00:30:00.910 --> 00:30:04.359 Is it zombie outbreak or is it the. 795 00:30:04.380 --> 00:30:06.019 It's not the one with the little kids. 796 00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:07.720 Dracula's. Or vampires. 797 00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:09.119 Maybe it was. Bloodsuckers. 798 00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:10.859 No. 799 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:12.119 It's not called Bloodsuckers? 800 00:30:12.140 --> 00:30:12.900 I don't think so. 801 00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:14.160 I'm going to Google it because I think I know 802 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:15.180 exactly what you're talking about. 803 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.690 But it does sound like vampires. Seems right. It's sad 804 00:30:18.730 --> 00:30:20.509 that they're blurring the lines anymore. 805 00:30:20.609 --> 00:30:23.470 Bloodsuckers. I watch movies like this all the time. 806 00:30:23.490 --> 00:30:24.970 It's something close to that though. 807 00:30:25.049 --> 00:30:27.119 Let me see. office bloodsockers? 808 00:30:27.950 --> 00:30:28.470 Oh my god. 809 00:30:28.490 --> 00:30:31.529 Unless you can Google this faster. 810 00:30:32.150 --> 00:30:34.769 I'm already on the wrong thing already, so you're gonna win. 811 00:30:35.470 --> 00:30:36.430 Welcome to Google Hour. 812 00:30:36.829 --> 00:30:39.990 Come on. Vampires in office. 813 00:30:41.769 --> 00:30:42.150 Office. 814 00:30:42.569 --> 00:30:44.529 You could just put in words on Google and they're like, here, 815 00:30:44.549 --> 00:30:44.970 is this what you need? 816 00:30:44.990 --> 00:30:47.609 Google's kind of amazing. I gotta say, just like I 817 00:30:47.730 --> 00:30:48.930 use it for... Bloodsucking bastards. 818 00:30:50.089 --> 00:30:50.710 What's the poster? 819 00:30:51.009 --> 00:30:52.710 I was just gonna say, I'm. 820 00:30:52.589 --> 00:30:54.450 Gonna show you the poster. Is there a coffee mug? 821 00:30:57.099 --> 00:30:59.000 I'm going to show you the poster because that always 822 00:30:59.059 --> 00:30:59.400 is like what? 823 00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:00.740 I'm like, that one. 824 00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:05.069

I can see the poster. There's a coffee mug. 825 00:31:06.009 --> 00:31:08.609 That might be it. Yes, that one. 826 00:31:08.630 --> 00:31:08.789 Yep. 827 00:31:09.230 --> 00:31:11.450 See, just like I told you, blood-sucking bastards. 828 00:31:11.509 --> 00:31:12.029 It's dope. 829 00:31:12.049 --> 00:31:12.609 Vampires. 830 00:31:12.710 --> 00:31:13.250 Pretty fun. 831 00:31:13.509 --> 00:31:16.450 Yeah, I was surprised. Because again, it is like super 832 00:31:16.509 --> 00:31:17.450 limited budget. 833 00:31:17.670 --> 00:31:18.950 Super limited, acted well. 834 00:31:18.970 --> 00:31:20.759 And it makes up for it in the writing and 835 00:31:20.779 --> 00:31:21.180 the acting. 836 00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:23.880 Yeah, and that's where you really realize where the talent lies. 837 00:31:24.460 --> 00:31:27.500 You don't need a shitload of money to make it good. 838 00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:29.539 You just have to have people who are in it. 839 00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:31.240 So did you do that for the podcast? Or was 840 00:31:31.259 --> 00:31:32.880 that just a recreational? 841 00:31:32.900 --> 00:31:35.069 It was at one of the conventions that we hit. 842 00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:36.730 And I had no idea what it was. 843 00:31:36.769 --> 00:31:37.250 What convention? 844 00:31:37.269 --> 00:31:37.490 And just. 845 00:31:38.859 --> 00:31:42.500 I'm not plugging it. You're like, I'm not plugging it, yeah. 846 00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:43.519 They've not been helpful at all. 847 00:31:43.740 --> 00:31:44.220 They haven't? 848 00:31:44.609 --> 00:31:45.109 Not at all. 849 00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:46.569 Fucking, you know, people don't appreciate. 850 00:31:46.589 --> 00:31:47.569 That's what I'm saying. 851 00:31:47.609 --> 00:31:49.950 Like, there are really important shows called podcasts. 852 00:31:50.450 --> 00:31:52.769 That feature things called movies. 853 00:31:53.230 --> 00:31:56.309 Yeah, we could be like pitching this poor guy that's 854 00:31:56.349 --> 00:31:58.450 trying to get his movie out there and they put 855 00:31:58.549 --> 00:32:00.559 tons of work into it and it's actually good and 856 00:32:00.579 --> 00:32:02.359 then nobody hears about it and it can't get a 857 00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:03.640 distribution deal. 858 00:32:03.700 --> 00:32:05.660 And how hard is it for them just to say, hey, 859 00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:08.299 check out this podcast. 860 00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:09.539 That's what I keep telling people. 861 00:32:09.700 --> 00:32:11.640 Or at least just like, you know, put a link 862 00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:15.500 to it on there. People are just blood sucking bastards. 863 00:32:16.220 --> 00:32:18.900 Oh God. Insert the horns. 864 00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:24.809 Yeah, that's a good one. 865 00:32:25.029 --> 00:32:28.390 I think everybody, yeah, that one is surprisingly well done. 866 00:32:28.490 --> 00:32:32.630 So we'll have zombies fighting dracolors. 867 00:32:33.589 --> 00:32:38.440 Dracolors. In our... In our movie with this giant creature. 868 00:32:38.500 --> 00:32:39.609 What if there's a hybrid? 869 00:32:40.289 --> 00:32:41.720 Hybrid. Some sort of hybrid. 870 00:32:42.049 --> 00:32:45.569 I've seen that line get blurred as time goes on. 871 00:32:45.769 --> 00:32:49.009 Like, I mean, God, I still don't understand the success 872 00:32:49.029 --> 00:32:52.069 of Underworld with Kate Beckinsale. Rise of Lycans? 873 00:32:52.309 --> 00:32:54.569 We've got to have some extra Lycans in this movie. Lucian? 874 00:32:54.589 --> 00:32:57.349 Although I do love that actor who plays Lucian. 875 00:32:57.890 --> 00:33:00.509 That's one I... Just Kate Beckinsale. 876 00:33:00.529 --> 00:33:01.450 She's just too full of herself. 877 00:33:01.490 --> 00:33:04.869 Kate Beckinsale's terrible! She's terrible. Just put away your shiny 878 00:33:04.910 --> 00:33:07.049 leather suit. I get it. I get it. 879 00:33:07.109 --> 00:33:09.589 And vampires just have perfect makeup all the time? 880 00:33:10.210 --> 00:33:12.539 I'm going to go watch Resident Evil because it's the 881 00:33:12.579 --> 00:33:17.220 same movie. Resident Evil's dope. Mila Jojovich. What's her name? 882 00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:17.980 Mila Jojovich. 883 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.259 I think if you listen to her say it. John Malkovich? 884 00:33:20.299 --> 00:33:22.259 Who's in that? It's Jojovich. 885 00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:25.910 Jojojovich. Yeah, usually we get stuck and we're just Jojojojo. 886 00:33:26.730 --> 00:33:27.410 You know that one chick. 887 00:33:28.230 --> 00:33:29.970 That girl in Days to Confuse that has no lines. 888 00:33:29.990 --> 00:33:33.680 Yeah, that girl. Jojojojovich. So, yeah, it's essentially the same movie, 889 00:33:33.720 --> 00:33:34.769 only those are more awesome. 890 00:33:35.009 --> 00:33:35.289 Yeah. 891 00:33:35.369 --> 00:33:36.130 That's what we call them. 892 00:33:36.250 --> 00:33:39.509 And Resident Evil, or not, Resident Hill? Silent Hill. 893 00:33:39.529 --> 00:33:39.910 Silent Hill. 894 00:33:40.569 --> 00:33:41.009 We'll get there. 895 00:33:41.049 --> 00:33:44.190 Which I've forgotten everything about. Roger Mitchell. I think everybody 896 00:33:44.250 --> 00:33:44.549 else did too. 897 00:33:44.569 --> 00:33:48.539 That was dark, yeah. I love, sometimes the games to 898 00:33:48.579 --> 00:33:49.960 movie is pretty good. 899 00:33:50.460 --> 00:33:54.039 It's usually not a good ratio, but every once in 900 00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:56.099 a while, that's when they'll sneak one in. 901 00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:57.599 You'll be like, oh, God, that wasn't terrible. 902 00:33:57.700 --> 00:33:57.980 Yeah. 903 00:33:58.099 --> 00:33:58.920 That wasn't Doom. 904 00:33:59.119 --> 00:33:59.359 Right. 905 00:33:59.500 --> 00:33:59.660 Great. 906 00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:00.440 Oh, my God. 907 00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:05.450 Jesus so japanese kind of kill it in the horror 908 00:34:05.490 --> 00:34:07.509 genre they know what they're doing they know what they're 909

00:34:07.529 --> 00:34:09.610 doing there's a couple really good ones. 910 00:34:09.429 --> 00:34:11.250 They're very focused in what they're doing. 911 00:34:11.210 --> 00:34:14.570 Yeah there's one a good creature feature a lot of 912 00:34:14.610 --> 00:34:18.820 cgi mainly cgi based i think it's like based in 913 00:34:18.940 --> 00:34:21.179 tokyo i could be wrong it could be really racist 914 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:25.300 right now um but it's like somewhere in idaho aquatic 915 00:34:25.380 --> 00:34:29.150 creature that comes out of the host yes yes isn't that. 916 00:34:29.050 --> 00:34:31.530 Fun That one, again, that one like kind of, you 917 00:34:31.570 --> 00:34:33.050 know it's good if it makes its way over here 918 00:34:33.090 --> 00:34:35.110 and like dumb Americans are like, dude, that was pretty cool. 919 00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:37.639 So that one made its way over. 920 00:34:37.699 --> 00:34:41.550 There's a couple foreign ones that are just fucking, Trollhunter? 921 00:34:42.969 --> 00:34:45.769 Yo. I got most of the way through. You couldn't 922 00:34:45.809 --> 00:34:48.469 do it? I think I just got distracted and went 923 00:34:48.510 --> 00:34:49.849 to sleep. But that happens a lot. 924 00:34:49.909 --> 00:34:50.829 It was anticipation. 925 00:34:50.949 --> 00:34:54.449 Very build up. I heard way too much about Troll 926 00:34:54.469 --> 00:34:56.329 Hunter before I got the Troll Hunter. 927 00:34:56.550 --> 00:34:57.199 I loved it. 928 00:34:57.230 --> 00:34:59.630 By the time the CG, which again, it was for 929 00:34:59.670 --> 00:35:01.170 their limited budget, it was decent CG. 930 00:35:01.190 --> 00:35:02.329 For a limited budget. 931 00:35:02.349 --> 00:35:03.179 That was pretty well done. 932 00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:06.679 They used lighting and everything just to their advantage. But 933 00:35:06.860 --> 00:35:08.199 that's a movie you have to get high to watch 934 00:35:08.219 --> 00:35:10.760 to really appreciate. Because it's just there's so. 935 00:35:10.679 --> 00:35:12.800 Much lead up. And you loved it is what you're saying. 936 00:35:12.820 --> 00:35:13.469 I did love it. 937 00:35:13.989 --> 00:35:14.789 Rare exports? 938 00:35:15.530 --> 00:35:19.710 That one's just creepy. Creepy and dark? Well done, weirdos. 939 00:35:19.730 --> 00:35:21.469 Because this is a weird movie. 940 00:35:21.489 --> 00:35:23.329 Was that Norwegian or was that New Zealand? 941 00:35:23.349 --> 00:35:24.329 I think it's Norwegian. 942 00:35:24.429 --> 00:35:26.989 Yeah, the Norwegian kind of knock it out. 943 00:35:27.050 --> 00:35:29.050 Yeah, they don't branch out into the world much. 944 00:35:29.139 --> 00:35:31.980 No, they just really do it well. There's a couple 945 00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:34.840 other Norwegian ones I can't. Well, let the right one in. 946 00:35:34.929 --> 00:35:36.449 I was going to say, anything up in the weird 947 00:35:36.469 --> 00:35:39.769 Scandinavian countries, that's the one that I was blown away. 948 00:35:39.789 --> 00:35:41.530 It was so beautiful. I'd heard a good amount about it, 949 00:35:41.530 --> 00:35:44.389 and I was still like, wow, this is really fucking good. 950 00:35:44.530 --> 00:35:48.750 Where do they find these kids? 951 00:35:48.769 --> 00:35:51.210 We always try to do an American version, which I get, 952 00:35:51.269 --> 00:35:54.570 because Americans are too ethnocentric to stretch outside the American culture. 953 00:35:54.630 --> 00:35:57.519 I don't like to read, but... I have to say, 954 00:35:57.539 --> 00:35:58.440 I didn't hate that one. 955 00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.679 I didn't hate it either, but the kids in the 956 00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:02.800 original were so mesmerizing. 957 00:36:02.820 --> 00:36:04.829 Well, it's because we have to have pretty kids. Yeah. 958 00:36:05.170 --> 00:36:06.070 We have to have pretty kids. 959 00:36:06.110 --> 00:36:08.269 Nobody wants to look at those weird Scandinavian kids in 960 00:36:08.349 --> 00:36:10.769 our country. We're very small minded and shallow. 961 00:36:11.150 --> 00:36:13.630 It was so well done to have two kids be 962 00:36:13.809 --> 00:36:15.869 the main characters and still be dark. 963 00:36:16.250 --> 00:36:18.889 And still be like such a relationship based. 964 00:36:18.909 --> 00:36:19.030 Yeah. 965 00:36:19.409 --> 00:36:21.949 Like not even a real relationship because they're not at 966 00:36:21.989 --> 00:36:24.260 that point yet, but it kind of is. But it worked. 967 00:36:24.539 --> 00:36:27.199 It's sort of like they're still like it's our basic 968 00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:30.420 programming to kind of fall into that mode, even when 969 00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:31.239 you don't understand it. 970 00:36:31.260 --> 00:36:33.559 Yet because you're 11 or however old they are. That 971 00:36:33.579 --> 00:36:34.420 might be the key. One of them. 972 00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:36.980 To make the main character a girl and make her 973 00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:40.219 young and make her be badass. Kind of like kick-ass, 974 00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:41.340 but in a horror genre. 975 00:36:41.460 --> 00:36:42.119 I'm okay with this. 976 00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:43.019 You know? 977 00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:46.329 And then she fights hordes of zombies and Draculers. And 978 00:36:46.369 --> 00:36:49.630 at the end, there's a giant practical monster that she 979 00:36:49.670 --> 00:36:50.289 has to fight. 980 00:36:50.309 --> 00:36:56.139 Not CG. Her mom. So we're back to Carrie. The 981 00:36:56.219 --> 00:37:01.559 evilness is her mother. They're all going to laugh at you. 982 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:02.900 They're all going to laugh at you. 983 00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:04.699 Which is a movie just about a girl's period. We 984 00:37:04.739 --> 00:37:05.570 all know that. 985 00:37:05.909 --> 00:37:08.730 One of the most disturbing scenes ever is the shower scene. 986 00:37:09.010 --> 00:37:10.510 I still kind of have flashbacks to that. 987 00:37:10.530 -->

00:37:12.010 I just had that scene this morning when I woke up. 988 00:37:12.269 --> 00:37:16.340 Did you? All right. I do like that you're okay 989 00:37:16.380 --> 00:37:19.539 sharing that. Okay, I thought of another Scandinavian one. 990 00:37:19.619 --> 00:37:19.940 All right. 991 00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:22.340 Something about mother. 992 00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:23.739 Mother? 993 00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:25.460 No, mama. 994 00:37:25.739 --> 00:37:26.059 Mama. 995 00:37:26.179 --> 00:37:26.409 Yeah. 996 00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.670 Yeah. We just discussed it. I didn't see it. The 997 00:37:29.730 --> 00:37:31.110 other person on the show. It's Norwegian, right? 998 00:37:31.130 --> 00:37:32.929 She comes back with it. She had facial surgery. 999 00:37:32.989 --> 00:37:33.829 I believe so. 1000 00:37:34.170 --> 00:37:35.869 I got to Google it because I know the poster. 1001 00:37:36.610 --> 00:37:37.030 Hold on. 1002 00:37:37.730 --> 00:37:38.320 Mama, right? 1003 00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:39.900 Do we think it's Scandinavian? 1004 00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:41.940 It's foreign of some sort. 1005 00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:43.260 I'll put foreign in. 1006 00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.340 Then I don't have to pick the wrong country and 1007 00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:46.800 seem like a racist. I think it's Mama. 1008 00:37:47.820 --> 00:37:48.639 Good Night, Mommy. 1009 00:37:48.659 --> 00:37:51.610 Oh, Lord. Good Night, Mommy. Mama was the American one 1010 00:37:51.630 --> 00:37:52.429 that just came out, right? 1011 00:37:52.449 --> 00:37:53.869 Yeah, now I got to see that one. 1012 00:37:54.030 --> 00:37:57.389 It has Chastain in it, right? Yes. 1013 00:37:57.409 --> 00:38:00.750 Because she did it before she started getting Oscar nominations, 1014 00:38:00.769 --> 00:38:02.860 and they were like, oh, we are banking on this. 1015 00:38:03.460 --> 00:38:06.099 Slap that name giant on this post-it. Yeah, no. 1016 00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:08.340 The one I'm thinking of is called Good Night, Mommy, 1017 00:38:08.340 --> 00:38:10.280 2014 Austrian Horror Film. 1018 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.929 Really good. as opposed to Mama, which I heard is 1019 00:38:14.090 --> 00:38:17.389 pretty bad. Oh, man. But Jessica Chastain. 1020 00:38:18.010 --> 00:38:18.719 She's a good actress. 1021 00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:20.059 She's kind of awesome. 1022 00:38:20.219 --> 00:38:21.360 What else did I watch recently? 1023 00:38:21.420 --> 00:38:22.280 I watched a. 1024 00:38:24.300 --> 00:38:29.840 Movie about the boy. The boy, this chick becomes an 1025 00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:34.250 au pair to this doll. Oh, Lord. Is it called 1026 00:38:34.269 --> 00:38:34.690 The Boy? 1027 00:38:34.710 --> 00:38:37.969 I think there is one called The Boy. We're terrible. 1028 00:38:38.289 --> 00:38:41.050 This is a podcast about movies, and we can't fucking remember. 1029 00:38:41.070 --> 00:38:44.570 I don't watch movies. The boy. It's the chick. It's 1030 00:38:44.659 --> 00:38:47.039 Megan Monaghan. 1031 00:38:47.579 --> 00:38:49.820 What's her name? Michelle Monaghan is in it. 1032 00:38:50.139 --> 00:38:51.480 Megan Mullally. The boy. 1033 00:38:51.940 --> 00:38:52.980 Megan Mull-blah-blah-blah. 1034 00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:55.219 This one, look, you'll know it, but here's the poster. 1035 00:38:57.659 --> 00:38:59.059 That's a poster I haven't seen. 1036 00:38:59.219 --> 00:38:59.679 Wow. 1037 00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.320 So I can add it to my list. Add it 1038 00:39:01.340 --> 00:39:02.619 to your list. And in six to eight years, I 1039 00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:03.780 will totally watch that. 1040 00:39:03.900 --> 00:39:05.840 January 2015, it came out. 1041 00:39:06.530 --> 00:39:07.210 It was okay. 1042 00:39:08.690 --> 00:39:09.650 I mean, there's a twist. 1043 00:39:09.710 --> 00:39:11.769 It says that on the poster. It was okay. 1044 00:39:11.789 --> 00:39:11.849 Eh. 1045 00:39:12.429 --> 00:39:14.769 Can you put a shrug in the captions that they 1046 00:39:14.809 --> 00:39:15.250 put on the poster? 1047 00:39:15.269 --> 00:39:17.610 I'd put a shrug and a clap. A shrug. A shrug. 1048 00:39:17.630 --> 00:39:20.010 A one-handed clap so we're all just like, what you doing? 1049 00:39:20.329 --> 00:39:20.670 Yeah. 1050 00:39:20.829 --> 00:39:23.150 I can't really hear it, but I have to think 1051 00:39:23.190 --> 00:39:23.750 about it a lot. 1052 00:39:24.780 --> 00:39:30.949 I don't want to stay another minute I don't want you. 1053 00:39:30.869 --> 00:39:35.750 To say a single word Hush, hush, hush, hush There 1054 00:39:35.769 --> 00:39:38.809 is no other way I get the final. 1055 00:39:38.429 --> 00:39:43.650 Say Do this any longer. 1056 00:39:44.010 --> 00:39:44.929 I don't want you. 1057 00:39:44.949 --> 00:39:47.389 There's nothing left to say. 1058 00:39:47.429 --> 00:39:51.829 Hush, hush, hush, hush. I'm already spoken. 1059 00:39:52.090 --> 00:39:53.510 All of it's broken. 1060 00:39:53.550 --> 00:39:57.110 Baby, hush, hush. 1061 00:39:57.329 --> 00:40:02.289 I never needed your corrections on everything. 1062 00:40:01.829 --> 00:40:03.070 From how I act to what I do. 1063 00:40:04.550 --> 00:40:08.210 Yes, folks, it's intermission time. So how about taking a break? 1064 00:40:08.449 --> 00:40:11.510 Get out and stretch a little and relax before the 1065 00:40:11.530 --> 00:40:15.389 show begins again. And why not make it refreshment time, too? 1066 00:40:15.769 --> 00:40:18.949 We have lots of tasty, delicious treats waiting for you 1067 00:40:19.010 --> 00:40:23.280 at the refreshment center. There's hot popcorn, so golden good 1068 00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:25.960 and fresh out of the popper. And all kinds of 1069 00:40:26.019 --> 00:40:30.599 refreshing ice-cold soft drinks. 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Legend of Horror, based on his story, The 1101 00:42:27.219 --> 00:42:32.030 Tell-Tale Heart. is Edgar Allan Poe at his suspense-filled chilling best. 1102 00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:42.199 Be sure you can take this double dose of shock, shock, shock. 1103 00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:47.119 Diabolic Wedding, plus Edgar Allan Poe's Legend of Horror. 1104 00:42:52.570 --> 00:42:54.349 The End. 1105 00:42:58.469 --> 00:43:02.309 Hey, this is Pat Healy, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown. 1106 00:43:18.429 --> 00:43:21.860 It's time for Sofa Theater. 1107 00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:27.460 I'm sorry about dinner. Do you want to come over? 1108 00:43:28.619 --> 00:43:31.139 We can order in and watch a movie. John will 1109 00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:36.840 be home in an hour, so he can join. I understand. 1110 00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:42.760 Thank you for letting me borrow this. 1111 00:43:46.269 --> 00:43:46.650 Thank you. 1112 00:43:48.889 --> 00:43:50.809 I'll pop by tomorrow and brush up signs. 1113 00:43:51.849 --> 00:43:54.050 I'm going to get good. I'm determined. 1114 00:43:55.630 --> 00:43:55.989 Kissing. 1115 00:43:57.230 --> 00:43:57.949 Storyteller. 1116 00:43:59.260 --> 00:43:59.619 Bitch. 1117 00:44:05.289 --> 00:44:06.530 Manny! 1118 00:44:06.869 --> 00:44:11.949 Manny, please see me! Manny, please help me! Manny! Manny! 1119 00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:28.699 No! 1120 00:44:30.820 --> 00:44:31.679 No! No! 1121 00:44:35.309 --> 00:44:37.250 Hell's where I was born. 1122 00:44:37.889 --> 00:44:39.750 Hell's where I was raised. 1123 00:44:40.150 --> 00:44:42.949 This hell is where I'm from. And this hell is 1124 00:44:43.050 --> 00:44:45.110 where I'll stay. 1125 00:44:45.309 --> 00:44:47.360 The harshest of our needs. 1126 00:45:01.949 --> 00:45:08.869 Yeah, you gotta. 1127 00:45:09.030 --> 00:45:09.469 I. 1128 00:45:09.269 --> 00:45:11.199 Mean, I watch so many of these movies, man, and 1129 00:45:11.219 --> 00:45:13.449 I don't know why I'm so attracted to the genre. 1130 00:45:13.820 --> 00:45:14.699 I haven't figured it out. 1131 00:45:15.420 --> 00:45:17.420 That was where I was going to go. 1132 00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:17.940 Yeah, why. 1133 00:45:18.630 --> 00:45:20.750 Especially once we get in, I guess eventually we should 1134 00:45:20.769 --> 00:45:21.650 get to our movie of the week. 1135 00:45:21.829 --> 00:45:22.389 Yeah, we should. 1136 00:45:22.409 --> 00:45:25.710 So let's do that right now. And then I'll continue 1137 00:45:25.769 --> 00:45:26.489 asking that question. 1138 00:45:26.510 --> 00:45:26.730 Cool. 1139 00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:29.550 All right, I've got the setup here. Of course, now 1140 00:45:29.610 --> 00:45:30.739 we were Googling shit. 1141 00:45:30.780 --> 00:45:33.000 It's all a modern thing. I know, it's all messed up. 1142 00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:38.400 This week's Sober Theater feature is Hush. The year is 2016. 1143 00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:43.659 The director, Mike Flanagan. And the plot, according to IMDb, a. 1144 00:45:43.659 --> 00:45:46.219 Deaf woman is stalked by a psychotic killer in her 1145 00:45:46.260 --> 00:45:47.019 secluded home. 1146 00:45:47.630 --> 00:45:50.449 Spoiler alert, we're gonna ruin this thing. So go watch 1147 00:45:50.510 --> 00:45:51.929 it now, because it's streaming. 1148 00:45:51.969 --> 00:45:53.809 So I just, I put it out there from here 1149 00:45:53.869 --> 00:45:55.829 on out when we ruin things. It's not our fault, 1150 00:45:55.989 --> 00:45:58.090 it's their fault for listening

past when I just said 1151 00:45:58.130 --> 00:45:58.590 spoiler alert. 1152 00:45:58.909 --> 00:46:00.170 That's good that you do spoiler alert. 1153 00:46:00.349 --> 00:46:01.429 I throw it out there at the beginning. 1154 00:46:01.449 --> 00:46:01.829 I appreciate that. 1155 00:46:01.889 --> 00:46:03.730 And from that point on, it's your own fault. 1156 00:46:03.869 --> 00:46:05.730 That's a really good way, because you know, if you're 1157 00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.179 gonna get into a movie, you might as well get 1158 00:46:08.219 --> 00:46:08.400 into it. 1159 00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:09.219 There's no point, yeah. 1160 00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:10.880 I kind of hate when you, I mean, we'll do 1161 00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:12.539 the like, what have you seen lately, and we'll go 1162 00:46:12.579 --> 00:46:15.590 like 10 sentences. And wrap it up and be like, 1163 00:46:15.619 --> 00:46:17.010 it was cool. You should go see it and leave 1164 00:46:17.030 --> 00:46:18.590 it at that. If you're doing a whole episode about 1165 00:46:18.610 --> 00:46:22.039 a movie and you can't talk about it, that's bullshit. 1166 00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:25.869 I learned my lesson on Twitter. I was watching Walking Dead. 1167 00:46:25.869 --> 00:46:30.230 140 character reviews. I was watching Walking Dead. I'm in L.A. 1168 00:46:30.250 --> 00:46:32.289 I can't believe I died. So the timing is. 1169 00:46:32.730 --> 00:46:33.530 Oh, the timing. 1170 00:46:33.570 --> 00:46:34.449 I was West Coast feed. 1171 00:46:34.610 --> 00:46:38.340 Like, even the network doesn't understand the timing. Yeah, I 1172 00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:39.389 was like... You heard that, right? 1173 00:46:39.469 --> 00:46:42.000 I said somebody died on Twitter, and everyone was like, 1174 00:46:42.019 --> 00:46:44.579 you're going to rot in hell. We're going to burn 1175 00:46:44.619 --> 00:46:45.119 your house. 1176 00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:46.239 Well, I mean. 1177 00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:48.639 And rightfully so. You crossed the line. I crossed the line. 1178 00:46:48.940 --> 00:46:49.239 I mean. 1179 00:46:50.090 --> 00:46:53.230 You reveal a spoiler for a movie or, God forbid, 1180 00:46:53.289 --> 00:46:56.599 a network television show, people lose their shit. 1181 00:46:56.739 --> 00:46:58.940 You should be happy that he said spoiler alert, people. 1182 00:46:59.320 --> 00:47:01.199 You heard the siren. It's a. 1183 00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:07.860 Courtesy. I didn't know much about this. I had heard 1184 00:47:07.900 --> 00:47:08.559 about it a lot. 1185 00:47:08.679 --> 00:47:10.039 I assumed we were just going to show up and 1186 00:47:10.059 --> 00:47:11.719 talk about our favorite Buffy episode. 1187 00:47:13.179 --> 00:47:16.500 Isn't that everybody's favorite Buffy episode? Turns out it's a movie. 1188 00:47:16.860 --> 00:47:20.360 And I also didn't know that was the director until 1189 00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:22.719 after I'd watched it and I started doing the stuff 1190 00:47:22.739 --> 00:47:23.099 for this. 1191 00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:27.510 And I'm like, oh, he did Oculus. 1192 00:47:28.349 --> 00:47:29.469 The mirror. 1193 00:47:30.170 --> 00:47:30.829 Did you see Oculus? 1194 00:47:30.869 --> 00:47:33.070 The guy was the director? 1195 00:47:33.230 --> 00:47:35.750 Yeah. Well, I mean, no, the guy who directed this 1196 00:47:35.869 --> 00:47:38.150 one is also the director. Oh, I was like, oh, man. 1197 00:47:38.489 --> 00:47:38.690 Yeah. 1198 00:47:38.809 --> 00:47:39.510 Oculus, yeah. 1199 00:47:39.530 --> 00:47:41.630 That's with the two characters. 1200 00:47:42.659 --> 00:47:46.099 The mirror. Yeah, the mirror and the dead. That was 1201 00:47:46.179 --> 00:47:48.340 pretty good. I was surprised. That was another one I 1202 00:47:48.380 --> 00:47:50.940 went in having no idea what it was. I think 1203 00:47:50.980 --> 00:47:52.920 it helped. We saw it at the drive-in. Oh, that's dope. 1204 00:47:52.980 --> 00:47:54.219 I was just like, this is awesome. 1205 00:47:54.300 --> 00:47:54.980 Oh, that's great. 1206 00:47:55.039 --> 00:47:58.510 Drive-in movies are so classic. Yeah, it's one of the few. Like, 1207 00:47:58.530 --> 00:48:00.869 that's the thing. It's rare. People are always like, again, 1208 00:48:00.889 --> 00:48:03.030 as we sat down, we're like, horror movies, right? 1209 00:48:03.130 --> 00:48:05.289 And then we're always playing the horror geek game. but 1210 00:48:05.309 --> 00:48:08.769 I'm always going back to John Carpenter's The Thing. So 1211 00:48:08.789 --> 00:48:10.570 when people are like, what about new movies? 1212 00:48:10.610 --> 00:48:14.210 I'm like, uh. It's rare that I find one that 1213 00:48:14.230 --> 00:48:16.159 I really like that's recent. 1214 00:48:16.449 --> 00:48:18.000 And it's hard to find one that- Oculus was one 1215 00:48:18.019 --> 00:48:22.119 of those. Yeah, that doesn't follow the sort of formula 1216 00:48:22.179 --> 00:48:24.039 that everybody does, and like, well, what if we just 1217 00:48:24.260 --> 00:48:27.039 do this differently? When it's totally different like that, because 1218 00:48:27.139 --> 00:48:28.260 Oculus is pretty different. 1219 00:48:29.019 --> 00:48:31.389 Again, and you didn't see it coming, but at the 1220 00:48:31.429 --> 00:48:33.889 same time, they set up the end of the movie 1221 00:48:34.070 --> 00:48:34.909 right at the beginning. 1222 00:48:35.150 --> 00:48:36.889 Which is so great. You kind of feel like, okay, 1223 00:48:36.909 --> 00:48:39.070 I'm going to get to see that work. No spoiler, 1224 00:48:39.130 --> 00:48:39.389 I suppose. 1225 00:48:39.409 --> 00:48:39.590 Yeah. 1226 00:48:40.369 --> 00:48:42.690 They set up a very specific plot device that you're like, 1227 00:48:42.730 --> 00:48:44.389 I'm pretty sure I'm going to see this happen at 1228 00:48:44.429 --> 00:48:44.670 the end. 1229 00:48:44.710 --> 00:48:44.969 Yeah. 1230 00:48:45.289 --> 00:48:47.050 And then it goes through such. 1231 00:48:46.889 --> 00:48:49.550 A

great tale that by the end, you already kind 1232 00:48:49.590 --> 00:48:51.000 of forgot what you said at the beginning. 1233 00:48:51.019 --> 00:48:52.519 You get lost. You can't wait to see that part. 1234 00:48:53.019 --> 00:48:55.440 And then it happens. You're like, oh, shit. Remember an 1235 00:48:55.460 --> 00:48:56.119 hour and a half ago? 1236 00:48:56.219 --> 00:48:56.539 Oh, yeah. 1237 00:48:56.559 --> 00:48:59.219 Remember just a little while ago that thing happened? 1238 00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:00.360 That thing? The thing? 1239 00:49:00.429 --> 00:49:03.130 It was also really beautifully shot. I love when horror 1240 00:49:03.150 --> 00:49:07.429 movies have these really just cinematic compositions to them. 1241 00:49:08.369 --> 00:49:10.769 I think that's why it surprised me so much. 1242 00:49:10.869 --> 00:49:15.190 I felt like this wasn't quite as hush impressive looking 1243 00:49:15.550 --> 00:49:18.309 no it was all right it was well shot it 1244 00:49:18.329 --> 00:49:21.139 was like compared to oculus like i was just like 1245 00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:23.940 oh total deviation from did he just kind of show 1246 00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:25.039 up every once in a while. 1247 00:49:24.900 --> 00:49:29.199 Yeah put the camera location yeah which is difficult to 1248 00:49:29.300 --> 00:49:32.119 make dynamic it's a different shoot yeah in nighttime it 1249 00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:33.400 was all shot at night for the most. 1250 00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:35.480 Part and i couldn't hear a damn thing and. 1251 00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:39.179 The sound on this movie is terrible But, you know, 1252 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:41.860 that's what attracted me to it. I was like, this isn't, this, 1253 00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:44.360 the log line on it alone is what, I was like, 1254 00:49:44.460 --> 00:49:45.460 I gotta give this a shot. 1255 00:49:45.480 --> 00:49:45.739 Yeah. 1256 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:48.599 And we have done that before. 1257 00:49:48.659 --> 00:49:52.880 We've done, like, the Audrey Hepburn one years ago. And then, like, 1258 00:49:52.900 --> 00:49:55.920 they keep coming back to every once in a while. There's, like, 1259 00:49:56.099 --> 00:49:58.139 in their Hear No Evil, one of the thrillers or 1260 00:49:58.179 --> 00:49:59.969 something with a deaf girl. 1261 00:50:00.010 --> 00:50:01.090 And then we go back and forth. 1262 00:50:01.110 --> 00:50:01.489 Well, what was that? 1263 00:50:01.510 --> 00:50:05.070 There's, like, blind people that get stalked by killers, too. 1264 00:50:05.090 --> 00:50:07.889 Because that was, like, alone. Hear No Evil? 1265 00:50:07.929 --> 00:50:08.489 What was that? 1266 00:50:09.090 --> 00:50:11.710 Oh Lord, now we're gonna play this game. Back to 1267 00:50:11.730 --> 00:50:12.409 the Googles. 1268 00:50:12.769 --> 00:50:17.349 But there have been quite a few over the years 1269 00:50:17.389 --> 00:50:21.170 that are like, because isn't that one Marley Matlin? 1270 00:50:22.070 --> 00:50:23.849

Yeah, oh yeah. 1271 00:50:24.369 --> 00:50:26.860 You're right. Stalked by killers and she can't hear a thing. 1272 00:50:26.889 --> 00:50:27.880 That's right. 1273 00:50:28.510 --> 00:50:29.019 You're right. 1274 00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:31.219 So I think every once in a while they go 1275 00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:34.539 to that idea of like, hey, it's already scary when 1276 00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:35.380 you're about to get killed. 1277 00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:37.920 What if you can't hear him coming? So it is 1278 00:50:37.980 --> 00:50:38.599 a scary premise. 1279 00:50:38.659 --> 00:50:40.590 It is a scary premise. And I guess I haven't 1280 00:50:40.650 --> 00:50:43.550 seen it in so long that I was like, this 1281 00:50:43.610 --> 00:50:44.190 is interesting. 1282 00:50:44.670 --> 00:50:45.170 Which it is. 1283 00:50:45.190 --> 00:50:47.409 It has been a while, I feel like, since we've 1284 00:50:47.449 --> 00:50:51.179 had at least a big studio version. I feel like 1285 00:50:51.219 --> 00:50:52.599 I don't remember anything lately. 1286 00:50:52.619 --> 00:50:54.500 See, now it's not pulling. Oh, here's Here, No Evil. 1287 00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:56.000 Oh, it's old. 1288 00:50:56.780 --> 00:50:58.900 Now I'm getting other pictures of people who have their 1289 00:50:59.139 --> 00:51:00.880 ears jabbed out. I can't look at it anymore. 1290 00:51:00.900 --> 00:51:02.789 I'm going to vomit. I think you're on the wrong site. 1291 00:51:02.829 --> 00:51:04.150 I think I'm on a fetish site. 1292 00:51:05.030 --> 00:51:06.710 Have you got my phone? Wait, give me that back. 1293 00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:07.269 Hold on a second. 1294 00:51:07.309 --> 00:51:12.590 Are you my photos? Those bodies are gone now. What 1295 00:51:12.610 --> 00:51:16.670 are you talking about? You can't press charges with photos. 1296 00:51:16.690 --> 00:51:18.510 So this movie. 1297 00:51:19.610 --> 00:51:21.690 Yeah, I didn't know much going in. I just saw 1298 00:51:21.750 --> 00:51:23.889 it pop up, and I knew the title, and I'm like, 1299 00:51:23.909 --> 00:51:24.510 that's not Buffy. 1300 00:51:24.880 --> 00:51:27.860 And then I was just like... So going into it. 1301 00:51:29.389 --> 00:51:30.989 I thought it was going to be interesting when they 1302 00:51:31.030 --> 00:51:34.409 sort of like those first few seconds, they're already focusing 1303 00:51:34.590 --> 00:51:36.630 really heavy on the sound. Like you do kind of 1304 00:51:36.650 --> 00:51:38.340 like you're sitting there. That is one thing I'll give 1305 00:51:38.380 --> 00:51:40.840 the director or whoever came up with that concept. That's 1306 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:44.900 like sound is so important. And like every little thing 1307 00:51:44.940 --> 00:51:48.320 she's doing, like the sound is just massive and just 1308 00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:51.420 kind of blowing out the speakers. And you're like, there's 1309 00:51:51.460 --> 00:51:53.619 a lot of sounds in the world. And like you don't, 1310 00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:55.380 you kind of take them for granted when you're jerks 1311 00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:58.039 like us that can hear things. So I'm assuming everybody 1312 00:51:58.079 --> 00:51:59.400 listening to the podcast can probably hear. 1313 00:51:59.599 --> 00:51:59.840 Yeah. 1314 00:52:00.059 --> 00:52:03.000 But so yeah, it's like, and then it pulls back 1315 00:52:03.320 --> 00:52:06.760 and you get that complete silence or that weird underwater 1316 00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:08.750 noise they play sometimes when they go to her. 1317 00:52:08.969 --> 00:52:13.449 Like ambient noise. Ear POV. So it's kind of interesting. 1318 00:52:13.570 --> 00:52:16.130 I thought it would be interesting if they'd like get 1319 00:52:16.190 --> 00:52:17.590 to a point where the whole rest. 1320 00:52:17.449 --> 00:52:19.750 Of the movie takes on that. Where she's completely. 1321 00:52:19.769 --> 00:52:22.800 Like we just are in her situation and we have no. 1322 00:52:23.179 --> 00:52:25.039 Because that sense of, that's like a panic. Yeah. 1323 00:52:25.250 --> 00:52:27.550 I think that would be a little too bold a 1324 00:52:27.590 --> 00:52:29.730 move probably and a lot of people would be turned off. 1325 00:52:30.050 --> 00:52:32.130 I don't think a lot of people can expand their 1326 00:52:32.150 --> 00:52:37.070 brains because we use our senses. So it's almost frustrating 1327 00:52:37.090 --> 00:52:38.130 to not be able to use them. 1328 00:52:38.409 --> 00:52:40.090 Every once in a while they try to pull that 1329 00:52:40.150 --> 00:52:42.469 in movies and people usually get upset. I think to 1330 00:52:42.530 --> 00:52:46.130 keep the normal movie geeks from like, this is stupid. 1331 00:52:46.150 --> 00:52:47.949 There was a balance though in that movie of it. 1332 00:52:48.300 --> 00:52:49.449 It did teeter back and forth. 1333 00:52:49.469 --> 00:52:50.929 Every once in a while it would give you the 1334 00:52:50.969 --> 00:52:53.019 little glimpse into like, oh yeah, she's screwed. 1335 00:52:53.420 --> 00:52:54.940 She can't hear this thing right next to her. 1336 00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:58.619 Now, did you get frustrated a little, like, in the 1337 00:52:58.679 --> 00:53:02.860 moments where he was in her proximity? Does that frustrate you? 1338 00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:04.460 Because you're like, you gotta know somebody's there. 1339 00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:06.500 There was a few times when I'm yelling at the TV. 1340 00:53:07.219 --> 00:53:08.320 At the peripheral thing. 1341 00:53:08.340 --> 00:53:12.389 As classy filmmakers do, you have to yell at the television. And, yeah, 1342 00:53:12.469 --> 00:53:16.110 I mean, well, my big one first, even before he's involved, 1343 00:53:16.489 --> 00:53:18.269 when that neighbor runs up to the window. 1344 00:53:18.949 --> 00:53:21.989 And is just throwing herself into the window and beating 1345 00:53:22.070 --> 00:53:23.570 on the window or the door. 1346 00:53:23.590 --> 00:53:24.469

That frustrated me. 1347 00:53:24.570 --> 00:53:26.860 I was just like, okay, I know she can't hear. 1348 00:53:27.219 --> 00:53:29.300 But there's a lot of vibration going on there. And 1349 00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:31.619 for somebody who spent a good portion of her life 1350 00:53:32.019 --> 00:53:35.380 not being able to hear... You sensed that stuff, really. 1351 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:36.159 You compensate. 1352 00:53:36.619 --> 00:53:39.099 Even a person who could hear would probably pick up 1353 00:53:39.159 --> 00:53:41.440 on the vibration. Right, I mean, animals who don't hear, 1354 00:53:41.460 --> 00:53:45.800 that's how they, dolphins, bats, use vibrations. You would just know. 1355 00:53:45.460 --> 00:53:47.940 That was going on, especially as close as she was. 1356 00:53:47.980 --> 00:53:49.679 If she was at the other end of the house, maybe, 1357 00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:52.139 but it's not like there were two sets of doors 1358 00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:53.699 to deaden that sound. 1359 00:53:53.980 --> 00:53:56.699 It was right there. The vibration should have come through. 1360 00:53:56.739 --> 00:53:57.940 So that already kind of like. 1361 00:53:58.219 --> 00:53:58.880 That frustrated me. 1362 00:53:59.139 --> 00:54:00.099 Yeah, I had issues with that. 1363 00:54:00.119 --> 00:54:01.400 And also, the neighbor knows she's deaf. 1364 00:54:02.349 --> 00:54:03.829 Yeah, why are you beating on the window? 1365 00:54:04.030 --> 00:54:06.559 Why not just risk finding a rock on the way? See, 1366 00:54:07.829 --> 00:54:11.300 I don't like having those questions. There's a time and 1367 00:54:11.340 --> 00:54:16.380 place to watch movies like the franchise films, Friday the 13th, 1368 00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:20.300 what is it? Nightmare on Elm Street. Nightmare on Elm Street. 1369 00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:24.150 Those movies, you're meant to yell at them. It's an experience. 1370 00:54:24.570 --> 00:54:24.750 It is. 1371 00:54:24.849 --> 00:54:28.329 There are questions that should be answered that the directors 1372 00:54:28.369 --> 00:54:31.639 are just like, well... This is the, it's campy horror. 1373 00:54:31.699 --> 00:54:34.420 Yeah, you can kind of play a dumb card. Right. 1374 00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:36.300 Because the people in the movie are usually dumb. 1375 00:54:36.340 --> 00:54:41.239 And the plot is dumb. And everything's totally irrational and illogical. 1376 00:54:41.920 --> 00:54:44.260 It also, now this is one I've come back to 1377 00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:47.159 before that's like, for horror movies in particular, I think 1378 00:54:47.420 --> 00:54:50.340 if it does a specific thing, I think it at 1379 00:54:50.380 --> 00:54:51.280 least works. 1380 00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:52.980 Even if you don't like the movie in the end, 1381 00:54:53.019 --> 00:54:54.239 I think there's part of it that works. 1382 00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:54.699 Like what? 1383 00:54:54.860 --> 00:54:58.880 It is the, if it makes you ask yourself, Oh, 1384 00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:00.320 here's what I'd do in this situation. 1385 00:55:00.380 --> 00:55:00.760 That's true. 1386 00:55:00.780 --> 00:55:03.059 If it puts a person in such a specific... I 1387 00:55:03.099 --> 00:55:05.349 always said this with Frozen, not the Disney one. 1388 00:55:05.619 --> 00:55:07.380 But when they're hanging up there. 1389 00:55:07.889 --> 00:55:10.199 And I'm like, everybody I talked to, even people that 1390 00:55:10.260 --> 00:55:12.360 hate it, went, okay, here's what you do. Everybody had 1391 00:55:12.380 --> 00:55:14.639 15-step plan on how they get down or how they 1392 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:16.800 do this or how you fight wolves or whatever. And 1393 00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:18.539 I was like, that was one of those, I was like, 1394 00:55:18.659 --> 00:55:22.519 that for that premise alone gets a lot of bonus points. 1395 00:55:22.619 --> 00:55:24.539 It does because it makes you, you're involved. 1396 00:55:24.619 --> 00:55:27.219 It makes you invested in what's going on on screen. 1397 00:55:27.239 --> 00:55:29.500 And this one had those moments. It was kind of 1398 00:55:29.539 --> 00:55:32.900 for the dumb card reasons because sometimes I'm like, that's 1399 00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:33.340 not what you do. 1400 00:55:33.679 --> 00:55:34.260 Here's what you do. 1401 00:55:34.739 --> 00:55:37.309 Yeah, but then you're like, oh, wait, she doesn't, we're different. 1402 00:55:37.829 --> 00:55:38.860 So you almost, you're like, okay. 1403 00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:39.469 You try to. 1404 00:55:39.570 --> 00:55:42.639 But I think anytime it makes you have that response, 1405 00:55:42.860 --> 00:55:44.880 it's at least an effective movie. 1406 00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:47.340 And I thought the main actress was really good. 1407 00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:48.980 She was good. Have you seen her in anything before? 1408 00:55:49.559 --> 00:55:53.289 I'm assuming she was the introducing. Didn't one of the 1409 00:55:53.329 --> 00:55:55.210 credits come up as like introducing? 1410 00:55:55.289 --> 00:55:55.869 I think you're right. 1411 00:55:55.889 --> 00:55:57.090 Like she hadn't done anything before. 1412 00:55:57.150 --> 00:55:59.170 If that was her first movie, can you imagine being, 1413 00:56:00.630 --> 00:56:03.030 having to portray a deaf person not being. 1414 00:56:03.050 --> 00:56:03.820 Is she deaf? 1415 00:56:04.050 --> 00:56:07.960 Let's find out. Her name is Katie Siegel. Kate Siegel, sorry. 1416 00:56:08.179 --> 00:56:09.179 Not Katie Siegel. 1417 00:56:09.219 --> 00:56:11.239 From Silver Spring, Maryland. 1418 00:56:12.519 --> 00:56:13.619 She went to Syracuse University. 1419 00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:15.980 That's where I'm from. Oh, Syracuse again. 1420 00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:19.559 You can't get away from Syracuse. Syracuse. 1421 00:56:19.780 --> 00:56:21.050 Let's see what movie she's been in. 1422 00:56:21.409 --> 00:56:25.670 Oculus! Do you remember her in Oculus? Is she like 1423 00:56:25.690 -->

00:56:30.460 the other woman, maybe? What did she fucking play in Oculus? 1424 00:56:30.780 --> 00:56:32.280 She must have had a small role in that. 1425 00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:34.400 Does that mean the neighbor was the one that had it? 1426 00:56:34.429 --> 00:56:36.849 Why would you introduce somebody if they've already done stuff? 1427 00:56:37.250 --> 00:56:41.429 No, she wasn't a main. Maybe she was. I can't 1428 00:56:41.469 --> 00:56:46.840 think of what she was now. I don't remember her 1429 00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:49.019 from that. Let's see. 1430 00:56:50.260 --> 00:56:51.000 No, I don't remember. 1431 00:56:51.679 --> 00:56:54.739 I can't figure it out. She's also a screenwriter. 1432 00:56:55.309 --> 00:56:57.869 We'll just say she did a good job. She did 1433 00:56:57.909 --> 00:56:59.690 a good job. It did list her. I think she 1434 00:56:59.760 --> 00:57:03.039 was the screenwriter on this. So, yeah, I think her and... 1435 00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:04.659 Is it the lead guy? 1436 00:57:04.739 --> 00:57:05.039 Yeah. 1437 00:57:05.260 --> 00:57:07.380 Yeah, that wrote the screenplay. 1438 00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:10.460 Which, I mean, you know, obviously it was a low-budget movie. 1439 00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:13.360 But it does have those... It definitely had those little 1440 00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:17.530 moments of... One of my favorite scenes, because I'm such 1441 00:57:17.570 --> 00:57:24.090 a dark person, is when he's got... The friend just 1442 00:57:24.349 --> 00:57:31.639 rapping on the window. Just with her fucking band. And 1443 00:57:31.659 --> 00:57:33.820 he's just behind her with a dead look on his face. 1444 00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:38.940 And he's just got the girl propped up like, hey. 1445 00:57:39.099 --> 00:57:40.760 That was good. He's a creepy dude. 1446 00:57:41.159 --> 00:57:42.440 He definitely was a creepy dude. 1447 00:57:42.460 --> 00:57:45.519 He pulled that off pretty effectively. Especially because he's not 1448 00:57:45.610 --> 00:57:47.869 imposing anything. That's the thing I was gonna give. 1449 00:57:47.889 --> 00:57:50.889 Like, he's not giant Michael Myers, you know? He's like, 1450 00:57:50.929 --> 00:57:53.650 he's a short dude. He didn't really seem like he 1451 00:57:53.690 --> 00:57:54.309 was ripped. 1452 00:57:54.489 --> 00:57:56.489 He looks like a data entry guy. He just, yeah, 1453 00:57:56.530 --> 00:57:58.090 he just looked like a normal dude that you would 1454 00:57:58.110 --> 00:57:59.110 run into on the street. 1455 00:57:59.130 --> 00:58:00.030 Works at Staples. 1456 00:58:00.269 --> 00:58:02.550 And I'm like, yeah, so the fact that he can 1457 00:58:02.670 --> 00:58:07.110 actually be kind of scary in an imposing presence hanging 1458 00:58:07.130 --> 00:58:10.829 outside of a window, that's pretty decent on his part 1459 00:58:10.869 --> 00:58:11.909 to be able to pull that off. 1460 00:58:12.809 --> 00:58:13.250 But, um. 1461 00:58:14.699 --> 00:58:17.710 I like that we get some sort of rules involved. 1462 00:58:17.969 --> 00:58:20.250 Yeah, there's some rules involved. And, you know, it's a 1463 00:58:20.269 --> 00:58:22.190 whole cat and mouse thing happening. 1464 00:58:22.269 --> 00:58:26.159 And very, like, purposefully on his part. Like, he was 1465 00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:29.260 already in the house. That was really effective. It is 1466 00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:32.510 another one of those moments when, like, if this actually 1467 00:58:32.550 --> 00:58:32.929 happened in. 1468 00:58:32.889 --> 00:58:35.150 The real world, you would lose your fucking mind. 1469 00:58:35.429 --> 00:58:39.449 Like when she's getting pictures from inside the house where 1470 00:58:39.489 --> 00:58:41.949 she currently is, not like from another time. 1471 00:58:42.010 --> 00:58:46.530 Like it's obviously, this just happened 10 seconds ago. Oh shit. 1472 00:58:46.989 --> 00:58:49.610 That was a really effective moment. Like that was cool. 1473 00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:53.980 That's when you're just like, it just happens to me 1474 00:58:54.019 --> 00:58:56.159 on a daily basis. People do that to me when 1475 00:58:56.179 --> 00:58:58.719 I'm like shopping at Marshall's. I'll get a photo on 1476 00:58:59.199 --> 00:59:01.800 Twitter of me Looking like I do now with like 1477 00:59:01.820 --> 00:59:05.610 a jacked up meth head ponytail and half my face, 1478 00:59:05.750 --> 00:59:08.130 you know, just looking like I got punched and I'm 1479 00:59:08.150 --> 00:59:10.989 picking up some gray t-shirt. and it's a side view 1480 00:59:11.230 --> 00:59:13.570 with a double chin. And I'm just like, Hey, thanks for, 1481 00:59:13.869 --> 00:59:16.489 thanks for taking that shot. So was I not supposed 1482 00:59:16.510 --> 00:59:18.179 to take those photos when you were in the gym? 1483 00:59:18.190 --> 00:59:19.590 I'm talking about the photos you took of me in 1484 00:59:19.610 --> 00:59:19.849 the gym. 1485 00:59:19.869 --> 00:59:22.179 I mean, I tagged you in them. Isn't that proper etiquette? 1486 00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:24.760 At least tag the person in it and be like, 1487 00:59:24.840 --> 00:59:27.579 I took this horrible picture of you. I don't want 1488 00:59:27.699 --> 00:59:32.730 everyone to see. I try not to stalker photo. I 1489 00:59:33.929 --> 00:59:37.449 try to control myself. But, yeah, this guy, he has 1490 00:59:37.489 --> 00:59:38.659 no problem stalker photoing. 1491 00:59:39.110 --> 00:59:43.460 Yeah, he had no problem stalker photoing. I think for 1492 00:59:43.539 --> 00:59:46.380 me it should have been a little bit more of 1493 00:59:46.420 --> 00:59:49.199 a shift or something when he realized she couldn't hear. 1494 00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:52.980 There was a little bit something there. But I think 1495 00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:57.280 somebody who is that predatorial and that sort of person 1496 00:59:58.530 --> 00:59:59.929 I feel like there would be a shift in that 1497 00:59:59.969 --> 01:00:04.190 kind of person. Like,

oh, this is a fun thing. 1498 01:00:03.710 --> 01:00:05.550 To play with. 1499 01:00:05.690 --> 01:00:09.130 I'm trying to decide when did he exactly decide? How 1500 01:00:09.250 --> 01:00:12.340 far in was he before he realized that? 1501 01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:16.739 He realized it when the girl ran up to the window. 1502 01:00:16.760 --> 01:00:17.460 I think. 1503 01:00:17.480 --> 01:00:17.980 I think. 1504 01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:21.940 Again, he doesn't start getting details until the boyfriend shows 1505 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:23.699 up three-fourths of the way through the movie. 1506 01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:24.179 Right, right. 1507 01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:27.639 So it's like he doesn't really know specifics, but I 1508 01:00:27.679 --> 01:00:29.659 guess at that point you just kind of assume. 1509 01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:30.449 Yeah. 1510 01:00:31.550 --> 01:00:35.269 It's when the neighbor ran up, and she's banging, and 1511 01:00:35.289 --> 01:00:37.610 then he starts banging. And you kind of see a 1512 01:00:37.670 --> 01:00:38.449 shift in his eyes. 1513 01:00:38.530 --> 01:00:38.849 Yeah. 1514 01:00:38.869 --> 01:00:39.690 And he backs away. 1515 01:00:39.730 --> 01:00:41.789 Because it seems like when he's in the house, it 1516 01:00:41.849 --> 01:00:44.909 should be this, like, you should see this, oh, we're 1517 01:00:44.929 --> 01:00:47.260 taking this up a notch. Like, now it's a new 1518 01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:48.599 game for me. That's what I'm talking about. 1519 01:00:48.699 --> 01:00:51.000 Because the fact, well, and this makes me think, like, okay, 1520 01:00:51.019 --> 01:00:53.960 is this what he normally does? And if so, did 1521 01:00:53.980 --> 01:00:57.219 he just bypass the neighbor? Because, like, she just ran 1522 01:00:57.300 --> 01:00:59.800 in and was dead. Like, did we miss a whole 1523 01:00:59.900 --> 01:01:01.699 other movie where this went on for an hour. 1524 01:01:01.510 --> 01:01:02.849 At her house? Yeah, and is that going to be 1525 01:01:02.889 --> 01:01:04.429 another movie? Oh, prequel time. 1526 01:01:05.230 --> 01:01:06.550 It's smart to do. 1527 01:01:06.909 --> 01:01:09.969 Does he just decide to off some of them and 1528 01:01:09.989 --> 01:01:11.489 then every once in a while he's like, oh no, 1529 01:01:11.510 --> 01:01:13.980 this one. So maybe there was this like, oh, now 1530 01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.179 I think I can play an extra little level of 1531 01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:16.920 this game. 1532 01:01:17.449 --> 01:01:18.889 That's what I'm saying. I felt like it should have 1533 01:01:18.929 --> 01:01:22.900 been sort of that clockwork orange fucking with you thing. 1534 01:01:23.300 --> 01:01:24.480 Where he's enjoying it. 1535 01:01:24.679 --> 01:01:26.440 Since he got to the point where he was talking 1536 01:01:26.500 --> 01:01:29.519 to her too, which is kind of cool that because 1537 01:01:29.539 --> 01:01:30.280 she can read lips. 1538 01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:31.820 He doesn't even have to be in the room. 1539 01:01:32.099 --> 01:01:34.519 He's on the outside of the door and he's talking 1540 01:01:34.539 --> 01:01:37.380 to her through the door and she knows what he's saying, 1541 01:01:37.420 --> 01:01:38.239 which is unusual. 1542 01:01:38.599 --> 01:01:39.659 Yeah, that was a cool element. 1543 01:01:39.909 --> 01:01:41.949 Yeah, there is a cool little element that gets thrown 1544 01:01:42.010 --> 01:01:45.429 in because of her different abilities, we'll say, to be PC. 1545 01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:49.840 But yeah, I like that they kind of play with that. 1546 01:01:49.889 --> 01:01:51.389 But it does seem like while he was in there, 1547 01:01:51.429 --> 01:01:53.469 he would have been like, he would have just been 1548 01:01:53.530 --> 01:01:57.409 telling her, okay, this is a new level and I'm 1549 01:01:57.449 --> 01:02:00.730 gonna kill you. But even if he laid it out, 1550 01:02:00.789 --> 01:02:02.590 because by the end it's like, okay, he will not 1551 01:02:02.610 --> 01:02:05.730 break the windows. He obviously could have at any point 1552 01:02:06.070 --> 01:02:08.329 and just gone in and kill her. But he'd still 1553 01:02:08.409 --> 01:02:11.420 try to get in them when she'd escape. but he 1554 01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:13.300 wouldn't just pick up a rock and smash the window. 1555 01:02:13.900 --> 01:02:15.900 So there was some sort of, so it would almost 1556 01:02:15.940 --> 01:02:17.579 have been interesting for him to just come out at 1557 01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:20.280 the beginning and be like, this is my game, this 1558 01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:23.659 is what I do, I'm gonna play by these rules, 1559 01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:25.800 and if you can get away, if you can just 1560 01:02:25.940 --> 01:02:29.800 kill me, just lay it all down, it would have 1561 01:02:29.820 --> 01:02:33.099 been kind of interesting too, because then it's already... a 1562 01:02:33.139 --> 01:02:35.500 little meta that we know he's playing a game with her, 1563 01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:38.260 but it would be very like, this is how horror movies. 1564 01:02:38.019 --> 01:02:40.440 Work now in the 21st century. I'm going to tell 1565 01:02:40.460 --> 01:02:41.280 you what the rules are. 1566 01:02:41.300 --> 01:02:43.610 Sort of like choose your own adventure thing where she's 1567 01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:45.889 got to figure it out throughout. That would be cool 1568 01:02:45.909 --> 01:02:47.429 because then it becomes like a survival thing. 1569 01:02:47.630 --> 01:02:47.869 Yeah. 1570 01:02:48.050 --> 01:02:50.309 And then you have the ability to answer the questions 1571 01:02:50.349 --> 01:02:53.570 people are asking at the TV in a way that 1572 01:02:53.610 --> 01:02:57.739 is logical because it can still be a movie, but 1573 01:02:57.780 --> 01:02:59.780 she's trying to survive. So those logical things need to 1574 01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:01.320 exist for her to accomplish that. 1575 01:03:02.139 --> 01:03:02.260 Okay. 1576

01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:07.079 I am sorry to scare you. 1577 01:03:07.199 --> 01:03:07.780 There's been him. 1578 01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:11.019 Jesus. 1579 01:03:12.030 --> 01:03:12.889 What the hell happened here? 1580 01:03:13.119 --> 01:03:13.570 I don't know. 1581 01:03:15.110 --> 01:03:17.170 I responded to a call. I got here, I found 1582 01:03:17.190 --> 01:03:19.929 the place like this. There was someone inside. He came 1583 01:03:19.989 --> 01:03:21.489 running past me, knocked me cold. 1584 01:03:21.550 --> 01:03:24.650 I woke up without my phone, my gun, or my radio. 1585 01:03:24.690 --> 01:03:26.250 I need to call for backup. Do you know who 1586 01:03:26.289 --> 01:03:28.289 lives here? Yeah, it's Maddie. 1587 01:03:28.670 --> 01:03:29.219 Maddie Young. 1588 01:03:29.300 --> 01:03:30.070 She's a friend of ours. 1589 01:03:30.219 --> 01:03:30.780 She live alone? 1590 01:03:31.340 --> 01:03:33.059 Yeah, my girlfriend comes here all over the time. 1591 01:03:33.119 --> 01:03:34.199 I thought maybe she was. 1592 01:03:34.159 --> 01:03:34.559 Watching a movie. 1593 01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:36.579 It's Sarah. 1594 01:03:36.659 --> 01:03:37.159 Sarah Green. 1595 01:03:37.980 --> 01:03:39.820 Okay, sir. I'm sorry. Can I use your phone? 1596 01:03:40.480 --> 01:03:41.119 Call for backup. 1597 01:03:41.139 --> 01:03:42.530 I should have called it in when I first got here, 1598 01:03:42.550 --> 01:03:44.750 but I just started this job, and when I got here, 1599 01:03:44.769 --> 01:03:45.340 the house was all. 1600 01:03:45.349 --> 01:03:45.630 You police? 1601 01:03:46.130 --> 01:03:48.030 Deputy. Just barely, though. 1602 01:03:49.409 --> 01:03:51.750 I can call the sheriff. I can just use your. 1603 01:03:54.989 --> 01:03:55.269 Here you go. 1604 01:03:55.269 --> 01:03:57.550 All right. 1605 01:03:57.570 --> 01:03:57.809 Thanks. 1606 01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.500 The one thing that I liked that was different than 1607 01:04:01.539 --> 01:04:05.059 most movies like this, where it's a sort of home invasion, 1608 01:04:05.559 --> 01:04:07.219 I guess you want to call it, is when the 1609 01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:10.099 guy shows up, the boyfriend or whoever he was, he 1610 01:04:10.139 --> 01:04:11.980 actually did things that I would do. 1611 01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:13.460 Well, and he figured it out. 1612 01:04:13.840 --> 01:04:16.019 Usually they're just an idiot and they show up and 1613 01:04:16.039 --> 01:04:19.489 they're there for like 60 seconds tops before they get offed. Yeah. 1614 01:04:19.510 --> 01:04:21.449 So the fact that he has this whole. 1615 01:04:21.230 --> 01:04:23.670 Conversation with him and like at the beginning, you know, 1616 01:04:23.710 --> 01:04:25.650 you just immediately say, oh, yeah, this guy's a cop, 1617 01:04:25.670 --> 01:04:26.110 you know, whatever. 1618 01:04:26.550 --> 01:04:29.130 But it's just like very slowly. 1619 01:04:28.670 --> 01:04:30.710 He starts going, this doesn't add up. This guy doesn't 1620

01:04:30.730 --> 01:04:33.829 seem like a cop. Nothing makes sense in the story 1621 01:04:33.869 --> 01:04:35.090 he's telling. 1622 01:04:35.269 --> 01:04:37.710 That was a really well done scene, especially from the 1623 01:04:37.769 --> 01:04:43.880 guy who played the terrorizer. I felt that's such a 1624 01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:46.900 fine line to have him be able to switch in 1625 01:04:46.940 --> 01:04:49.019 and out and for both of those things to be believable. 1626 01:04:49.219 --> 01:04:49.719 It is, yeah. 1627 01:04:49.739 --> 01:04:52.170 It is one of those I was, again, trying to, 1628 01:04:52.860 --> 01:04:54.920 process it for the real world i'm like a guy 1629 01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:59.159 that's that messed up that could also be that functional 1630 01:04:59.460 --> 01:05:02.320 like in a normal conversation that's yeah that's a that's a. 1631 01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:04.179 Fine it's a tough thing to do especially in this 1632 01:05:04.260 --> 01:05:09.449 genre i feel like people get away in rom-coms dramas 1633 01:05:09.730 --> 01:05:14.070 anything else they people let things slide more yeah because 1634 01:05:14.110 --> 01:05:18.309 there's a different landscape around that with these horror movies 1635 01:05:18.329 --> 01:05:20.530 and Like we said before, they don't need a lot 1636 01:05:20.570 --> 01:05:22.050 of money, but the acting and the writing has to 1637 01:05:22.090 --> 01:05:22.369 be good. 1638 01:05:22.489 --> 01:05:23.389 Yeah. 1639 01:05:23.409 --> 01:05:24.630 I think it's specific to the genre. 1640 01:05:24.650 --> 01:05:27.389 That covers so much other stuff. And especially, like, you 1641 01:05:27.449 --> 01:05:31.530 can't always do that. Like, I guess dramas, maybe rom-coms, 1642 01:05:33.150 --> 01:05:34.289 you're in trouble from the get-go. 1643 01:05:34.710 --> 01:05:37.150 But, like, if the writing's really good, it can carry 1644 01:05:37.170 --> 01:05:38.210 it a lot further. It can carry it. 1645 01:05:38.449 --> 01:05:41.010 When you get into, like, you know, sci-fi, you know, 1646 01:05:41.070 --> 01:05:45.039 and bigger projects that, like, very dependent on things like 1647 01:05:45.260 --> 01:05:46.599 having decent special effects. 1648 01:05:46.619 --> 01:05:47.039 Yeah. 1649 01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:50.099 There's other stuff that like unless you find a really 1650 01:05:50.159 --> 01:05:53.159 clever way to make it a stripped down version like 1651 01:05:53.280 --> 01:05:55.530 you're gonna suffer by having a low budget but horror 1652 01:05:55.639 --> 01:05:57.929 usually that's not the case. As long as you can 1653 01:05:57.949 --> 01:06:01.670 make an effective you know blood scene like that's really 1654 01:06:01.690 --> 01:06:04.070 all the fans want is just like oh that looked 1655 01:06:04.090 --> 01:06:06.869 cool okay good enough now write a cool you know 1656 01:06:06.909 --> 01:06:09.510 story and that's they're in like they're totally invested. 1657 01:06:09.530 --> 01:06:09.969 Yeah. 1658 01:06:10.170 --> 01:06:12.480 I love when it's legit gore. 1659 01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:12.900 Yeah. 1660 01:06:13.510 --> 01:06:18.010 I don't like bullshit gore. I want you to go like, yeah. 1661 01:06:18.110 --> 01:06:19.929 That gets on my nerves more and more. Well, I 1662 01:06:19.949 --> 01:06:22.789 guess it always has. It's getting a little better. 1663 01:06:22.949 --> 01:06:27.239 Like I do see times when it's done relatively well 1664 01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:30.639 since we referenced Walking Dead. They do a pretty decent job. 1665 01:06:30.659 --> 01:06:32.119 Like it's one of the few times I see them 1666 01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:35.599 mix them together and realize kind. 1667 01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:38.110 Of what needs to be practical and what you can't. 1668 01:06:38.119 --> 01:06:39.949 I mean, there are times you just can't do things 1669 01:06:40.389 --> 01:06:42.150 in the real world and make it work. 1670 01:06:42.599 --> 01:06:44.579 So it's like, that's one of the few times I 1671 01:06:44.619 --> 01:06:46.389 feel like they can balance it pretty well. 1672 01:06:46.570 --> 01:06:50.369 But a lot of movies, like, if they're just full-on 1673 01:06:50.389 --> 01:06:52.050 CG blood, it looks like shit. 1674 01:06:52.090 --> 01:06:52.710 And you know it. 1675 01:06:52.750 --> 01:06:54.389 Like, people watch movies all the time, you know, like, 1676 01:06:54.789 --> 01:06:57.050 there's one remake that I really liked, The Last House 1677 01:06:57.070 --> 01:06:59.150 on the Left, with Tony Goldwyn. 1678 01:06:59.329 --> 01:07:00.429 Yes, I did see that one. 1679 01:07:00.909 --> 01:07:03.730 And Hasselbeck, was it, not Hasselbeck, what's the actress's name? 1680 01:07:04.369 --> 01:07:08.829 The blonde chick. Is it Elizabeth Hasselbeck? God damn it, Google. 1681 01:07:09.429 --> 01:07:12.829 This episode brought to you by Google. Was it The 1682 01:07:12.869 --> 01:07:13.929 Last House on the Left, right? 1683 01:07:14.219 --> 01:07:16.880 Yes. I'm thinking, no, it's... I gotta get the actress's name. 1684 01:07:16.900 --> 01:07:20.480 I know what her name is, because she's in the. 1685 01:07:20.659 --> 01:07:21.340 Elizabeth? 1686 01:07:22.179 --> 01:07:24.300 She's in the thing with Pat Healy. 1687 01:07:25.019 --> 01:07:27.710 She's been in a couple horror movies, right? 1688 01:07:27.769 --> 01:07:31.750 She was in that crazy mermaid show. What crazy mermaid show? 1689 01:07:31.769 --> 01:07:32.750 I'm not making all this up. 1690 01:07:32.989 --> 01:07:33.409 Come on. 1691 01:07:33.909 --> 01:07:34.889 Isn't it Sarah Paxton? 1692 01:07:35.309 --> 01:07:38.510 Yeah, I think you're... Sarah Paxton's a young girl. Monica 1693 01:07:38.550 --> 01:07:39.449 Potter is the mom. 1694 01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:41.860 Okay, yeah, I was thinking of the girl that all 1695 01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:42.380 the horrible. 1696 01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:43.940 Things happen to you. Sarah Paxton. Yeah, what else was 1697

01:07:43.960 --> 01:07:44.300 she in? 1698 01:07:44.780 --> 01:07:48.360 She's a mermaid at one point. Let's see. I really 1699 01:07:48.389 --> 01:07:48.659 like Sarah. 1700 01:07:48.679 --> 01:07:49.010 Shark Night. 1701 01:07:49.050 --> 01:07:52.510 She was in Shark Night. Darcy's Wildlife. 1702 01:07:53.349 --> 01:07:54.570 The Innkeepers. The Innkeepers. 1703 01:07:54.590 --> 01:07:55.510 She's awesome. 1704 01:07:55.530 --> 01:07:56.530 Have you seen The Innkeepers? 1705 01:07:57.130 --> 01:08:01.690 If we're making picks, yeah, it is because it's, again, 1706 01:08:01.750 --> 01:08:03.650 back to the writing, it is so much like a 1707 01:08:06.710 --> 01:08:09.360 almost like at moments it's a comedy it's a drama 1708 01:08:09.389 --> 01:08:11.780 but like it's between it's her and and pat healy 1709 01:08:12.280 --> 01:08:15.159 and they are just they work at this tiny little 1710 01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:18.140 inn and they well no it's it's they work in 1711 01:08:18.159 --> 01:08:19.939 this tiny little inn and it's going out of business 1712 01:08:19.979 --> 01:08:21.960 so like nobody's around it's just the two of them 1713 01:08:22.060 --> 01:08:23.800 and a good portion of the movie it's the two 1714 01:08:23.819 --> 01:08:26.720 of them goofing off and like you really kind of 1715 01:08:26.739 --> 01:08:30.720 get invested in these well-written characters, and they're both terrific actors. 1716 01:08:30.779 --> 01:08:35.399 So just the relationship alone is worth watching. Again, super 1717 01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:38.590 plug for The Innkeepers because it's awesome. But yeah, it 1718 01:08:38.689 --> 01:08:40.670 also eventually you're like, oh, this is a good horror 1719 01:08:40.689 --> 01:08:43.489 movie too. But above and beyond that, just the performances 1720 01:08:43.529 --> 01:08:46.649 and the writing on those two characters are really great. 1721 01:08:46.770 --> 01:08:50.210 See, and the thing is, that's the main thing. And 1722 01:08:50.229 --> 01:08:52.130 the thing about The Last House on the Left is, 1723 01:08:52.170 --> 01:08:56.140 to get back into what I was saying before, This girl, 1724 01:08:56.180 --> 01:08:59.869 Sarah Paxton, whatever her name was in the movie, fucking. 1725 01:09:00.140 --> 01:09:00.909 call her Sarah Paxton. 1726 01:09:01.500 --> 01:09:07.279 She was a powerful girl that survived terrible things. These 1727 01:09:07.319 --> 01:09:12.859 guys totally defiling her and then her getting shot and 1728 01:09:13.319 --> 01:09:13.779 all of that. 1729 01:09:13.979 --> 01:09:17.560 It's one of those... Have you seen the original? I have. 1730 01:09:17.760 --> 01:09:20.199 I feel like it changes the entire story. 1731 01:09:20.260 --> 01:09:21.000 Oh, yes, totally. 1732 01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:23.199 To the point that, like, why would you even call 1733 01:09:23.260 --> 01:09:26.220 it that title? Like, I feel like just make your 1734 01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:29.340 own movie. Because I kind of appreciate, again, the first 1735 01:09:29.399 --> 01:09:30.600 one's not a well-made movie. 1736 01:09:30.649 --> 01:09:31.020 No, it's not. 1737 01:09:31.050 --> 01:09:35.390 It's just horrifying. Like, the moments in the woods are disturbing. Yes. Like, 1738 01:09:35.770 --> 01:09:37.170 full-on disturbing. 1739 01:09:37.189 --> 01:09:37.869 No, it wasn't. 1740 01:09:37.890 --> 01:09:39.970 But there's other parts that are just dumb and badly 1741 01:09:40.010 --> 01:09:40.989 made because he had no budget. 1742 01:09:41.010 --> 01:09:41.090 Yeah. 1743 01:09:41.609 --> 01:09:44.510 But the new one is pretty solid for what it is, 1744 01:09:44.609 --> 01:09:48.090 but the fact that it changes that dynamic so hard 1745 01:09:48.170 --> 01:09:50.840 because it needs to be her story at that point. 1746 01:09:50.979 --> 01:09:55.000 She's the survivor. Where the other one, you killed our daughter. 1747 01:09:55.909 --> 01:09:59.079 Aside from the other horrible things, but once she's dead, 1748 01:09:59.300 --> 01:10:01.359 it becomes the parent's story. 1749 01:10:01.560 --> 01:10:03.920 And it's everything they do from that point on, you're like, 1750 01:10:03.960 --> 01:10:05.380 hell yeah. Yeah, they should have just changed it. So 1751 01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:07.100 why wouldn't you, yeah, why wouldn't you just be, and 1752 01:10:07.119 --> 01:10:08.439 people are gonna be like, oh, it's kind of like that. 1753 01:10:08.479 --> 01:10:10.810 Well, fine, good. Yes, we know it's kind of like that. 1754 01:10:10.829 --> 01:10:12.409 But it's not like it's a different story. 1755 01:10:12.449 --> 01:10:15.050 Yeah, we wrote it inspired by that, we'll say. But 1756 01:10:15.149 --> 01:10:17.310 then we changed things, and now it's a different story. 1757 01:10:17.350 --> 01:10:19.689 Yeah, it should have been like an inspired, because there's 1758 01:10:19.710 --> 01:10:21.899 always like, based on true events. Yeah. 1759 01:10:23.250 --> 01:10:25.069 There should be inspired by. 1760 01:10:25.109 --> 01:10:27.289 Yeah, they redo that kind of stuff all the time anyway. 1761 01:10:27.430 --> 01:10:30.449 I mean, that story is taken from a book, is 1762 01:10:30.489 --> 01:10:33.090 it not? It's an old, old story. So it's like, 1763 01:10:34.229 --> 01:10:35.579 why wouldn't you just base it on that? That's what 1764 01:10:35.600 --> 01:10:37.300 they always do when they remake a remake. 1765 01:10:37.359 --> 01:10:39.180 They're like, oh, we're going back to do the book. 1766 01:10:39.239 --> 01:10:41.859 We're going to make it more like the book. We're 1767 01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:42.979 going to true grit this mother. 1768 01:10:43.520 --> 01:10:45.899 So yeah, I was like, why would they not just like, 1769 01:10:46.829 --> 01:10:49.390 call it the original French title or whatever it was. 1770 01:10:49.270 --> 01:10:51.869 And just like not drag the other movie into it. Again, 1771 01:10:52.050 --> 01:10:54.850 it's because some producer wants to

make money. I really 1772 01:10:54.909 --> 01:10:56.329 actually understand why. 1773 01:10:56.350 --> 01:10:57.789 Yeah, when you get down to the politics. 1774 01:10:58.029 --> 01:11:00.710 I understand on the sad side of my brain that's like, 1775 01:11:00.770 --> 01:11:04.520 oh yeah, money. But from the artistic standpoint, I'm like, 1776 01:11:05.109 --> 01:11:06.520 it changes the dynamic so much. 1777 01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:07.760 I don't know why. 1778 01:11:07.819 --> 01:11:10.680 And I really, I love that the parents, I love 1779 01:11:10.699 --> 01:11:14.579 that where somebody gets to have revenge because it's so cathartic. 1780 01:11:15.149 --> 01:11:16.689 first of all and second of all it's good to 1781 01:11:16.729 --> 01:11:20.109 like see that in a movie where it doesn't end 1782 01:11:20.430 --> 01:11:23.510 in that Hollywood way like no the parents are gonna 1783 01:11:23.590 --> 01:11:26.630 get their opportunity to get revenge on what these terrible 1784 01:11:26.670 --> 01:11:28.409 people did to their daughter do. 1785 01:11:28.350 --> 01:11:32.170 You think that final scene is showing it is going 1786 01:11:32.189 --> 01:11:32.970 too far. 1787 01:11:33.289 --> 01:11:35.189 It's one of my favorite final scenes it took a 1788 01:11:35.250 --> 01:11:36.880 lot like it took a lot of hits for that 1789 01:11:36.939 --> 01:11:38.460 like I heard a lot of people that were like 1790 01:11:38.560 --> 01:11:40.939 I like the whole movie that last part didn't need 1791 01:11:40.960 --> 01:11:43.579 to be there it may it may not have needed 1792 01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:48.270 to be but It does two things. It does three things. 1793 01:11:48.829 --> 01:11:50.069 It's a little gratuitous. 1794 01:11:51.050 --> 01:11:51.489 That it is. 1795 01:11:51.810 --> 01:11:53.729 That's one way to look at it. Another way to 1796 01:11:53.770 --> 01:11:59.640 look at it is you see how a father's willing 1797 01:12:00.220 --> 01:12:03.720 to revenge his daughter. Or the third thing is you 1798 01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:05.779 see an opportunity for another movie where the dad goes 1799 01:12:05.800 --> 01:12:06.420 fucking crazy. 1800 01:12:07.079 --> 01:12:07.239 Which. 1801 01:12:07.890 --> 01:12:08.829 We didn't quite get it. 1802 01:12:08.869 --> 01:12:10.149 No, because you think about things that happen. 1803 01:12:10.310 --> 01:12:12.409 It's pretty good. I'd like to see him do that, actually. 1804 01:12:12.430 --> 01:12:14.829 Like a real life turn. Like when kids are killed, 1805 01:12:15.229 --> 01:12:18.909 the parents don't stay together because it's so terrible. 1806 01:12:19.010 --> 01:12:22.260 It just destroys their lives from that point on. 1807 01:12:22.270 --> 01:12:24.819 I mean, his daughter was basically raped and almost murdered 1808 01:12:24.859 --> 01:12:27.260 by these people. That changes people. 1809 01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:28.180 I would like to see that. 1810 01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:30.319 And then it would be interesting

to see because at 1811 01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:32.920 that point, yes, within the moment, you're going to want 1812 01:12:32.939 --> 01:12:33.520 to get revenge. 1813 01:12:33.539 --> 01:12:35.220 You're going to want to take out all your anger. 1814 01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:35.380 Oh, yeah. 1815 01:12:36.159 --> 01:12:39.100 What happens after that? After that final scene when he's like, 1816 01:12:39.560 --> 01:12:42.279 oh shit, what did I just do? He has to 1817 01:12:42.539 --> 01:12:43.800 kind of live with that. 1818 01:12:43.819 --> 01:12:45.539 That final scene's so good. 1819 01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:49.840 I was like, within the moment, yes, that makes sense. Revenge, adrenaline, 1820 01:12:49.899 --> 01:12:50.319 all of that. 1821 01:12:50.340 --> 01:12:54.439 But six months later when you're in therapy going, so 1822 01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:59.189 then I... It would be interesting to revisit that character 1823 01:12:59.289 --> 01:13:01.590 later and be like, oh, how messed up are you now? 1824 01:13:01.609 --> 01:13:04.329 Yeah. What's going on in your life, Tony Goldwyn? Well, 1825 01:13:04.350 --> 01:13:05.470 you know what happened to him? He went on to 1826 01:13:05.489 --> 01:13:08.289 become president. So he really turned the bad into good. 1827 01:13:08.810 --> 01:13:09.590 Can we vote for him? 1828 01:13:10.010 --> 01:13:10.520 I would like to. 1829 01:13:10.550 --> 01:13:12.229 I'm okay with that, given the way things are going. 1830 01:13:12.270 --> 01:13:13.529 Olivia Pope on his side? Hell yeah. 1831 01:13:13.909 --> 01:13:15.010 I'm okay with that. 1832 01:13:15.750 --> 01:13:17.729 We deviated to so many movies from our original. 1833 01:13:17.770 --> 01:13:19.750 As we said, spiraling was going to happen. 1834 01:13:19.909 --> 01:13:22.149 So did you like Hush? What would you give it 1835 01:13:22.229 --> 01:13:24.420 out of a Netflix rating out. 1836 01:13:24.340 --> 01:13:24.819 Of four stars? 1837 01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:26.619 I did, and it's funny because I went back and 1838 01:13:26.659 --> 01:13:28.479 forth to the point I think I even went back and. 1839 01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:32.609 I think I backed it off to a three. I 1840 01:13:32.850 --> 01:13:35.649 thought four was a little too much. I gave it 1841 01:13:35.689 --> 01:13:41.109 a three because original idea, kind of. And the acting 1842 01:13:41.130 --> 01:13:41.470 was good. 1843 01:13:41.689 --> 01:13:44.640 And it was simple. I'm trying to think. 1844 01:13:44.659 --> 01:13:46.319 Because that's the thing. I don't know what to take 1845 01:13:46.479 --> 01:13:49.479 off for. Because I feel like everything's pretty solid. Maybe 1846 01:13:49.500 --> 01:13:52.619 that's it. Maybe it just doesn't go above and beyond 1847 01:13:52.699 --> 01:13:56.000 in any weird way. Again, it doesn't have visuals that 1848 01:13:56.020 --> 01:13:59.109 are anything that I wouldn't expect in this type of movie. 1849 01:13:59.949 --> 01:14:03.689 It doesn't take any weird story turns that you didn't 1850 01:14:03.729 --> 01:14:06.609 see coming it's just basically a see that's the thing 1851 01:14:06.630 --> 01:14:09.109 i was gonna say that would have pissed people off 1852 01:14:09.189 --> 01:14:10.880 but i would have given it but i might have 1853 01:14:10.909 --> 01:14:13.039 bumped up the four right then and there if she 1854 01:14:14.260 --> 01:14:16.220 got to the again we're jumping all the way in 1855 01:14:16.260 --> 01:14:18.939 if she got to the end put the uh busted 1856 01:14:18.979 --> 01:14:21.340 out the laptops like okay uh love you mom and 1857 01:14:21.359 --> 01:14:24.199 dad i'm going out fighting close the laptop picked up 1858 01:14:24.239 --> 01:14:26.560 the knife turned around as he's breaking through the door 1859 01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:28.140 credits i'm. 1860 01:14:28.079 --> 01:14:29.270 Like That would have been dope. 1861 01:14:29.310 --> 01:14:31.890 That's freaking artistic and badass. 1862 01:14:32.170 --> 01:14:32.670 Yeah. 1863 01:14:32.909 --> 01:14:35.670 That would have been like, it would have easily bumped 1864 01:14:35.729 --> 01:14:36.189 up to at least four. 1865 01:14:36.250 --> 01:14:37.000 It would have pissed everyone off. 1866 01:14:37.050 --> 01:14:39.130 It would have pissed everyone off because everybody wants everything 1867 01:14:39.170 --> 01:14:43.909 spelled out for them. I always, sometimes that bugs the 1868 01:14:43.930 --> 01:14:45.289 hell out of me when they're like, I have. 1869 01:14:45.189 --> 01:14:47.569 To nail down every little thing now. 1870 01:14:47.489 --> 01:14:49.210 Because people are going to whine about it. If we don't, 1871 01:14:49.229 --> 01:14:51.810 I'm like, fuck them. Your job is to make the 1872 01:14:51.850 --> 01:14:54.729 movie that is best for you as the director or 1873 01:14:54.770 --> 01:14:58.109 writer or whatever. But like, When you feel that little 1874 01:14:58.170 --> 01:14:59.670 catering to the audience of like, but. 1875 01:14:59.569 --> 01:15:01.659 They want to know what happened. They need the end. 1876 01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:04.000 They need to know. Yeah, that was badass. That would 1877 01:15:04.020 --> 01:15:04.520 be badass. 1878 01:15:04.539 --> 01:15:07.119 Because that moment was cool when she's like going out fighting, 1879 01:15:07.359 --> 01:15:08.520 close the laptop. 1880 01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:10.039 I'm just like, that's badass. 1881 01:15:10.140 --> 01:15:11.260 That would have been badass. 1882 01:15:11.300 --> 01:15:14.229 Like that I would have kind of preferred as an ending. 1883 01:15:14.770 --> 01:15:16.229 Don't get me wrong. I want to see this guy 1884 01:15:16.270 --> 01:15:19.189 take a knife to the head or whatever. But then 1885 01:15:19.210 --> 01:15:20.779 it becomes what it is. 1886 01:15:20.789 --> 01:15:22.689 Then it becomes me screaming at the TV going, why 1887 01:15:22.729 --> 01:15:24.899 would you not put your back to the wall? Why 1888 01:15:24.939 --> 01:15:28.079

would you, like there's a window behind. 1889 01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:29.130 You you can't hear. 1890 01:15:29.689 --> 01:15:31.989 Your only option at this point is to have him 1891 01:15:32.170 --> 01:15:35.210 in sight at all times. You can't be anywhere where 1892 01:15:35.250 --> 01:15:36.109 he can be behind you. 1893 01:15:36.130 --> 01:15:38.140 Well that brings me to that scene that I did 1894 01:15:38.220 --> 01:15:42.439 like where they went back to her perspective where she's 1895 01:15:42.479 --> 01:15:46.020 in the tub and he comes down Behind her. 1896 01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:48.579 Again, the rest of that shot is pretty cool. Well, 1897 01:15:48.600 --> 01:15:50.439 then you're like, where the fuck did this guy come 1898 01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:52.619 out of the ceiling? Yeah, it just didn't make sense 1899 01:15:52.640 --> 01:15:55.779 that she put herself in that situation. But that shot 1900 01:15:55.819 --> 01:15:56.560 was pretty well done. 1901 01:15:56.600 --> 01:15:57.899 It was well done, but it's like, where did it 1902 01:15:57.939 --> 01:16:00.899 come from the fucking ceiling? I'm all about logistics. 1903 01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:03.739 I think there is a window behind the tub. 1904 01:16:03.939 --> 01:16:06.939 Oh, was there? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that. No, 1905 01:16:06.979 --> 01:16:09.210 it is, because you see the glass breaking. It does 1906 01:16:09.250 --> 01:16:11.289 that big close-up on her face. You're right, and the 1907 01:16:11.329 --> 01:16:13.130 glass breaks. It's in slow-mo. 1908 01:16:13.590 --> 01:16:18.039 But again, like, she wouldn't hear that, but you wouldn't feel, again, 1909 01:16:18.079 --> 01:16:20.859 there's weird proximity things that we pick up on. 1910 01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:23.090 But then what happens that I liked is it's all 1911 01:16:23.319 --> 01:16:24.119 in her perspective. 1912 01:16:24.189 --> 01:16:25.470 The rest of that shot is pretty good. 1913 01:16:25.649 --> 01:16:32.630 And he took for granted where her senses are going 1914 01:16:32.670 --> 01:16:36.170 to compensate, and then you see her hair move, and 1915 01:16:36.210 --> 01:16:37.569 then that whole thing shifts. 1916 01:16:37.710 --> 01:16:41.840 Even if she wasn't, like, extrasensory, like, he's right there 1917 01:16:41.880 --> 01:16:43.739 on top of them. If somebody comes up to you 1918 01:16:43.760 --> 01:16:45.979 and is like breathing on your neck, you need to 1919 01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:46.579 stab him in the face. 1920 01:16:46.600 --> 01:16:48.220 It's okay. I liked that scene. 1921 01:16:48.239 --> 01:16:48.970 I was like, okay, that's pretty cool. 1922 01:16:48.979 --> 01:16:52.189 But otherwise, it was shot pretty clever and like you do, 1923 01:16:52.670 --> 01:16:54.409 other than me screaming at the TV at the same time. 1924 01:16:54.890 --> 01:16:55.689 It was pretty well done. 1925 01:16:55.789 --> 01:16:56.130 Yeah. 1926 01:16:56.310 --> 01:16:58.359 Yeah. So you didn't hate it? 1927 01:16:58.970 --> 01:17:00.770 I didn't. I didn't. I was trying to think what else. 1928 01:17:01.300 --> 01:17:02.779 I tried to at least keep track of some of 1929 01:17:02.800 --> 01:17:06.539 this insanity. How about, as I said, Swiss cheese. I 1930 01:17:06.560 --> 01:17:07.140 have to write things down. 1931 01:17:07.220 --> 01:17:08.020 Swiss cheese. 1932 01:17:08.520 --> 01:17:09.199 I love cheese. 1933 01:17:09.920 --> 01:17:11.640 We're going to go get some when we raid the 1934 01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:14.069 wedding in there and go get some of those sandwiches 1935 01:17:14.090 --> 01:17:17.130 you made earlier. I did want to see what you 1936 01:17:17.149 --> 01:17:20.520 thought on the, again, after she said it, then I 1937 01:17:20.529 --> 01:17:22.560 started calling, oh, this is the writer brain portion of 1938 01:17:22.579 --> 01:17:26.899 the movie where she stops and we go completely in 1939 01:17:26.939 --> 01:17:29.569 her head where she's talking to herself. And we see 1940 01:17:29.649 --> 01:17:32.369 the writer part of her make up the other scenario 1941 01:17:32.430 --> 01:17:34.329 of like, oh, here's this ending that I'm not going 1942 01:17:34.350 --> 01:17:36.340 to use. Here's this ending here. So we see that 1943 01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:39.239 it's again, I feel like if they were going to do. 1944 01:17:39.180 --> 01:17:41.340 That, they almost should have made use of it a 1945 01:17:41.359 --> 01:17:43.439 little more. Like, yeah, they just kind of do a 1946 01:17:43.539 --> 01:17:44.600 one finale thing. 1947 01:17:44.640 --> 01:17:46.760 But I'm like, again, if we were making a different 1948 01:17:46.779 --> 01:17:49.909 movie here, like if once every 20 minutes or so 1949 01:17:49.989 --> 01:17:51.989 she went through this. Okay, if I go right here 1950 01:17:52.010 --> 01:17:53.170 and I run through the woods and then I get, 1951 01:17:53.210 --> 01:17:55.340 I'm going to get stabbed in the leg. So backtrack 1952 01:17:55.439 --> 01:17:57.350 and like we reset that scene and she goes, so 1953 01:17:57.399 --> 01:17:59.840 instead I'm going to do this. Like, again, we're making 1954 01:17:59.880 --> 01:18:01.520 a different movie now, but I feel like if we're 1955 01:18:01.539 --> 01:18:02.880 going to use that little game. 1956 01:18:03.619 --> 01:18:04.520 Don't just sprinkle it in. 1957 01:18:04.539 --> 01:18:06.720 It'd be cool to do it three, four times. Yeah, 1958 01:18:06.779 --> 01:18:08.739 at least do a couple. Because I've seen movies kind 1959 01:18:08.800 --> 01:18:11.680 of do that. And sometimes you're like bullshit. You know, 1960 01:18:11.699 --> 01:18:13.800 like you just didn't want to live with the ending 1961 01:18:13.819 --> 01:18:16.000 you just did. So you'll like dream sequence and like 1962 01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:17.939 you'll find some way to get out of it. But 1963 01:18:18.020 --> 01:18:19.779 if you set it up as like this is the 1964 01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:22.119 parameters of what

we're doing with this movie, it would 1965 01:18:22.140 --> 01:18:24.079 be kind of cool to like explore that and be like. 1966 01:18:24.100 --> 01:18:25.180 Yeah, I wish I would have done that a little 1967 01:18:25.199 --> 01:18:27.180 bit more. Yeah, we could see where this goes. So 1968 01:18:27.199 --> 01:18:29.279 it was cool. But again, I feel like it had 1969 01:18:29.340 --> 01:18:30.659 more potential than they even knew. 1970 01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:32.420 Yeah, they definitely should have gotten into that a little bit. 1971 01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:33.560 It would have been interesting. 1972 01:18:33.579 --> 01:18:35.359 That would have been interesting to see a couple more 1973 01:18:35.470 --> 01:18:36.729 scenarios worked out. 1974 01:18:36.970 --> 01:18:39.390 Yeah, especially since she set up at the beginning how 1975 01:18:39.430 --> 01:18:41.630 much she like that's how I write my novels. 1976 01:18:42.090 --> 01:18:43.250 Yeah, bitch, do your novel. 1977 01:18:43.569 --> 01:18:46.970 Do your motherfucking novel. I was giving you a bitch. 1978 01:18:46.989 --> 01:18:51.659 Hold on. That's right. We learned some fun. sign language. Bitch. 1979 01:18:51.680 --> 01:18:52.380 I know bitch. 1980 01:18:52.460 --> 01:18:53.619 You karate chop your chin. 1981 01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:57.199 I know kissing and storytelling. Storytelling. 1982 01:18:57.279 --> 01:18:58.319 I just did hand sprinkles. 1983 01:18:58.739 --> 01:19:00.239 You guys, you're watching these at home, right? 1984 01:19:00.279 --> 01:19:01.180 Yeah, you guys are getting these. 1985 01:19:01.529 --> 01:19:03.609 We're telling you you're a bitch, all of you. 1986 01:19:03.890 --> 01:19:04.770 Everyone listening is a bitch. 1987 01:19:04.789 --> 01:19:05.409 Bunch of damn bitches. 1988 01:19:07.569 --> 01:19:11.890 But some of the other random things, the lesson we 1989 01:19:11.909 --> 01:19:13.890 learned from this movie, ladies. 1990 01:19:14.449 --> 01:19:17.430 Work on upper body strength. You never know when you're 1991 01:19:17.449 --> 01:19:18.720 going to need a load of crossbow. 1992 01:19:18.729 --> 01:19:19.149 Push-ups. 1993 01:19:19.409 --> 01:19:20.350 We have to do push-ups. 1994 01:19:20.380 --> 01:19:24.039 Yeah, just don't forget the arms. Yeah, we really need 1995 01:19:24.079 --> 01:19:24.479 to do push-ups. 1996 01:19:24.500 --> 01:19:27.039 I was like, yeah, I'm assuming. 1997 01:19:27.399 --> 01:19:29.020 hard to load but i was like that made that 1998 01:19:29.100 --> 01:19:31.640 impossible i was just like she shouldn't be that like 1999 01:19:31.659 --> 01:19:35.810 she's not she's not like noodle armed right like she's 2000 01:19:35.850 --> 01:19:37.369 a functioning human being but. 2001 01:19:37.369 --> 01:19:41.050 Women are really really weak up top i'm telling the booty. 2002 01:19:40.850 --> 01:19:42.710 You just gotta get you gotta get work on. 2003 01:19:42.689 --> 01:19:45.350 Your upper arm strength and your cardiovascular strength that's yeah 2004 01:19:46.189 --> 01:19:48.069 and also take zinc every day so you heal quick 2005 01:19:48.590 --> 01:19:51.289 echinacea so you don't catch a cold zinc kegels so 2006 01:19:51.310 --> 01:19:55.619 you can smash his fist with your vag hole That'd 2007 01:19:55.649 --> 01:19:56.750 be my horror movies to tricks. 2008 01:19:56.789 --> 01:19:58.529 All right, I'm going to practice that when I get home. Yeah, 2009 01:19:58.550 --> 01:20:02.470 do it. It's going to be awesome. Shoving zinc in there. 2010 01:20:02.489 --> 01:20:04.770 Isn't that what you said? I wouldn't really pay attention. 2011 01:20:05.770 --> 01:20:06.390 Zinc in your badge. 2012 01:20:07.130 --> 01:20:11.069 I'll do that as soon as I get home. The 2013 01:20:11.109 --> 01:20:12.569 one thing I was going to say, it was kind 2014 01:20:12.609 --> 01:20:15.010 of like I do like, because it is a very, 2015 01:20:15.949 --> 01:20:18.850 we live in this little horror world, especially as horror fans. 2016 01:20:19.270 --> 01:20:21.659 So when you get to that point of like, okay, 2017 01:20:21.699 --> 01:20:23.680 we find out earlier she can't make a break for 2018 01:20:23.720 --> 01:20:26.500 it because he's got the crossbow. So she finally gets 2019 01:20:26.560 --> 01:20:28.779 the crossbow from him, and she stabbed him in the leg, 2020 01:20:28.800 --> 01:20:30.359 so she can't make a run for it anymore. 2021 01:20:30.699 --> 01:20:32.520 That frustrated me. I was like, that's kind of fun 2022 01:20:32.680 --> 01:20:33.359 irony there. 2023 01:20:33.390 --> 01:20:35.270 It is irony, but I was like, come on. 2024 01:20:35.810 --> 01:20:37.210 It was like the one shot. 2025 01:20:37.289 --> 01:20:39.770 But even then, you're like, the whole time, you're just like, okay, 2026 01:20:40.590 --> 01:20:42.930 if you can just like, or like all those things, 2027 01:20:43.069 --> 01:20:45.100 like if you could just, if he misses you with 2028 01:20:45.140 --> 01:20:47.460 a third arrow, you're home free, right? Because by the 2029 01:20:47.479 --> 01:20:50.119 time he finds the arrows, you can be so far ahead, 2030 01:20:50.180 --> 01:20:52.159 he can't even use the crossbow to hit you anymore. 2031 01:20:52.180 --> 01:20:55.189 So I was like, she'd already, didn't she like that 2032 01:20:55.250 --> 01:20:57.289 last one was already out there like she should have 2033 01:20:57.310 --> 01:20:59.680 just kind of kept going at that point but so 2034 01:20:59.689 --> 01:21:02.279 there's that moment or like he climbs up there when 2035 01:21:02.300 --> 01:21:04.399 she's on the roof and she gets the crossbow and 2036 01:21:04.420 --> 01:21:06.500 like hits him with it and then he climbs up 2037 01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:09.539 again I'm like now hit him with it again like 2038 01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:10.739 there's no reason for. 2039 01:21:10.699 --> 01:21:13.300 You to run to get back in the bathroom. 2040 01:21:13.159 --> 01:21:14.619 I was like yeah at that point even if he

2041 01:21:14.659 --> 01:21:17.829 reaches up and catches it there's a 75% chance you're 2042 01:21:17.850 --> 01:21:20.970 gonna knock him off the roof like either way spray 2043 01:21:20.989 --> 01:21:23.500 him with something Eventually. 2044 01:21:23.199 --> 01:21:23.720 We get to that. 2045 01:21:23.739 --> 01:21:24.239 We get to that. 2046 01:21:24.319 --> 01:21:26.520 And that, I thought, was kind of fun because then 2047 01:21:26.539 --> 01:21:29.140 we have The Blind vs. the Deaf, which sounds like 2048 01:21:29.159 --> 01:21:30.260 a really. 2049 01:21:29.979 --> 01:21:32.859 Cheesy, schlocky movie from back in the day. 2050 01:21:32.960 --> 01:21:35.539 Yeah. Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, one of my favorite movies 2051 01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:37.159 of all mother fucking time. 2052 01:21:37.319 --> 01:21:41.310 I was going like exploitation movie from the producers that 2053 01:21:41.329 --> 01:21:42.770 brought you They Call Her One-Eye. 2054 01:21:42.930 --> 01:21:44.449 It's The Blind vs. the Deaf. 2055 01:21:44.789 --> 01:21:46.789 One of my favorite movies of all time. My mom 2056 01:21:46.810 --> 01:21:48.189 just watched Here No Evil, See No Evil and she 2057 01:21:48.229 --> 01:21:49.810 texted me saying she was gut laughing. 2058 01:21:50.789 --> 01:21:52.449 It's been a while on that one. I remember. 2059 01:21:52.869 --> 01:21:53.550 So damn good. 2060 01:21:53.609 --> 01:21:56.489 Stir Crazy is pretty entertaining. Silver Streak, Stir Crazy. Silver Streak, 2061 01:21:56.550 --> 01:21:57.590 you know, that's the classic. 2062 01:21:57.609 --> 01:21:59.689 All the movies they did together were epic. 2063 01:22:00.390 --> 01:22:02.310 That last one? What was the last one? 2064 01:22:02.369 --> 01:22:02.920 The last one was. 2065 01:22:02.930 --> 01:22:04.760 I feel like the last one you could feel. 2066 01:22:04.779 --> 01:22:06.159 Stir Crazy was the last one they did together. 2067 01:22:06.180 --> 01:22:08.399 No, I think that was the second one. 2068 01:22:08.579 --> 01:22:08.800 Really? 2069 01:22:08.979 --> 01:22:12.319 There was one after that when Richard Pryor was already hurting. 2070 01:22:12.340 --> 01:22:15.420 You could already feel him kind of having. 2071 01:22:15.199 --> 01:22:16.039 To back off. 2072 01:22:16.319 --> 01:22:18.510 He started to go crazy on the Stir Crazy set. 2073 01:22:19.289 --> 01:22:20.489 So maybe the movie after that was the one. I 2074 01:22:20.489 --> 01:22:22.729 think Hear No Evil, See No Evil was the next one. 2075 01:22:22.789 --> 01:22:25.289 I think there was one after that. What the hell 2076 01:22:25.350 --> 01:22:28.149 was it? The fourth one in that run that you 2077 01:22:28.189 --> 01:22:30.100 could already tell he was hurting. 2078 01:22:30.300 --> 01:22:33.680 Google. And it was not. I'm trying to think what 2079 01:22:33.720 --> 01:22:34.460 that was. I'm going to find it. 2080 01:22:34.460 --> 01:22:37.500 Because it had another cheesy gimmick involved with it. It 2081 01:22:37.520 --> 01:22:39.979 was kind of trying to be Hear No Evil, See 2082 01:22:40.020 --> 01:22:41.180 No Evil kind of thing. 2083 01:22:41.920 --> 01:22:45.090 Another you. There we go. That's the last one that 2084 01:22:45.109 --> 01:22:46.289 I feel like... Yeah, that's when he started to lose 2085 01:22:46.310 --> 01:22:46.750 his mind. 2086 01:22:46.970 --> 01:22:49.970 You can see him hurting from all the physical stuff. 2087 01:22:50.069 --> 01:22:52.350 You can see Gene starting to get older. 2088 01:22:52.510 --> 01:22:55.319 Yeah, and you can see the Parkinson's sort of start 2089 01:22:55.340 --> 01:22:56.060 to set in. 2090 01:22:56.159 --> 01:22:58.699 Yeah, and it's kind of sad because it's one of those... 2091 01:22:58.619 --> 01:23:00.000 It's really sad. You think back to. 2092 01:22:59.960 --> 01:23:02.420 Them and those other movies and then this just feels 2093 01:23:02.439 --> 01:23:05.979 like a sad imitation. So yeah, I think it was 2094 01:23:06.020 --> 01:23:07.199 best just kind of capping off. 2095 01:23:07.229 --> 01:23:09.909 That movie cost $ 26 million and only made $ 2 million. 2096 01:23:09.930 --> 01:23:10.189 Yeah. 2097 01:23:10.850 --> 01:23:11.390 The last one? 2098 01:23:11.649 --> 01:23:12.289 Yeah. 2099 01:23:12.649 --> 01:23:13.529 I can believe it. 2100 01:23:13.710 --> 01:23:17.010 Let's see what Hear No Evil, See No Evil brought in. 2101 01:23:17.109 --> 01:23:17.989 See No Evil, Hear No Evil. 2102 01:23:18.050 --> 01:23:19.869 See, I feel like that one still, they were still 2103 01:23:19.890 --> 01:23:22.659 kind of riding. They were both pretty popular at that point. 2104 01:23:22.720 --> 01:23:24.939 It was not, wow, that movie did not get a lot, 2105 01:23:25.159 --> 01:23:30.439 it was not critically accepted well. That's shocker. 2106 01:23:32.050 --> 01:23:32.479 I don't know. 2107 01:23:32.479 --> 01:23:33.210 6.8 out of 10. 2108 01:23:33.189 --> 01:23:33.289 Hmm. 2109 01:23:35.699 --> 01:23:36.659 Stir Crazy, come on. 2110 01:23:36.819 --> 01:23:37.079 Wow. 2111 01:23:37.119 --> 01:23:38.020 That one I think has to be. 2112 01:23:38.079 --> 01:23:39.060 IMDB is tough. 2113 01:23:39.060 --> 01:23:42.560 6.8 out of 10? For Stir Crazy? Yeah! That's pretty weird. 2114 01:23:42.579 --> 01:23:43.119 That's crazy. 2115 01:23:45.399 --> 01:23:49.060 Speaking of Stir Crazy, I have to go wash my 2116 01:23:49.539 --> 01:23:51.699 gym sweat off in about five minutes. How do you 2117 01:23:51.720 --> 01:23:52.140 want to wrap this up? 2118 01:23:52.159 --> 01:23:52.869 I'm telling you, that's the way. 2119 01:23:52.880 --> 01:23:54.199 We have to really button this for people. 2120 01:23:54.220 --> 01:23:56.260 That's the way to do it, though. Just go up there, 2121 01:23:56.399 --> 01:23:57.220 full gym sweat. 2122 01:23:57.260 --> 01:23:58.779 I'm going right into the full gym sweat. 2123 01:23:59.189 --> 01:24:00.090 But everyone needs a button. 2124 01:24:00.100 --> 01:24:02.800 We can't just...

end this the way you wanted Hush 2125 01:24:02.819 --> 01:24:03.180 to end. 2126 01:24:03.300 --> 01:24:05.810 What type of button are we looking for here? 2127 01:24:06.189 --> 01:24:10.510 I don't know. Maybe a nice velvet, like a nice 2128 01:24:10.590 --> 01:24:14.869 button on a Benjamin Franklin suit. Like a really artisan button. 2129 01:24:14.890 --> 01:24:17.340 An antique button that you found in a thrift store. 2130 01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:18.840 Yeah, like really classic. 2131 01:24:19.279 --> 01:24:20.539 Very nice. Alright. 2132 01:24:20.560 --> 01:24:23.460 So overall, Hush wasn't so bad. You're not mad at 2133 01:24:23.479 --> 01:24:24.600 the recommendation that I gave. 2134 01:24:24.659 --> 01:24:26.960 No. I did enjoy. 2135 01:24:27.079 --> 01:24:28.729 Again, I feel like it is one of those that 2136 01:24:28.750 --> 01:24:32.779 like It feels very homey for horror fans. 2137 01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:34.840 Would you recommend it to horror fans? 2138 01:24:35.539 --> 01:24:35.859 Yeah. 2139 01:24:36.100 --> 01:24:38.899 Again, I think a middle of the road recommendation. It's 2140 01:24:38.930 --> 01:24:39.729 a middle of the road, yeah. 2141 01:24:39.859 --> 01:24:41.909 I won't go in overselling it because then you're going 2142 01:24:41.930 --> 01:24:44.430 to be like, so I think it'll be somewhere in 2143 01:24:44.449 --> 01:24:44.789 the middle. 2144 01:24:44.850 --> 01:24:47.590 Kind of entertaining. Be like, if you like horror movies, 2145 01:24:47.649 --> 01:24:49.850 this sets you up. You're in a cabin in the woods. 2146 01:24:50.449 --> 01:24:51.489 You're away from it. 2147 01:24:51.529 --> 01:24:52.930 It has the very- It has the elements. 2148 01:24:52.970 --> 01:24:54.130 The trappings of what. 2149 01:24:54.010 --> 01:24:56.949 You want in a cheesy slasher movie, but it does 2150 01:24:56.989 --> 01:24:58.350 a weird little twist along the way. 2151 01:24:58.390 --> 01:24:58.750 It doesn't. 2152 01:24:59.340 --> 01:25:02.359 It doesn't break new ground, really. But it does kind 2153 01:25:02.380 --> 01:25:04.060 of give you a little twist in the middle there. 2154 01:25:04.159 --> 01:25:04.420 Yeah. 2155 01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:06.720 And does a few things you don't see coming. So 2156 01:25:06.779 --> 01:25:08.239 for the most part, it's still a pretty fun. Middle 2157 01:25:08.279 --> 01:25:08.539 of the road. 2158 01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:08.640 Yeah. 2159 01:25:08.659 --> 01:25:10.500 I agree with that. It's a pretty fun horror movie. 2160 01:25:10.880 --> 01:25:12.659 But it is, yeah. Not as bad as most that 2161 01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:13.060 are out there. 2162 01:25:13.340 --> 01:25:13.539 Yeah. 2163 01:25:13.619 --> 01:25:15.180 And again, it's well made. 2164 01:25:16.220 --> 01:25:19.760 Being from that director, I kind of, I do, I 2165 01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:21.500 saw he's got two or three other things in the 2166 01:25:21.539 --> 01:25:21.979 works now. 2167 01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:22.399 That's exciting. 2168 01:25:22.420 --> 01:25:23.920 One of which was pretty huge. 2169 01:25:23.939 --> 01:25:24.180 Yeah. 2170 01:25:24.699 --> 01:25:26.960 Horror? Yeah. That was. 2171 01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:29.199 Oh, man. Google. 2172 01:25:29.939 --> 01:25:32.840 I'll do Google music. 2173 01:25:33.520 --> 01:25:40.890 He's Googling. Brian's looking shit up. 2174 01:25:40.909 --> 01:25:43.329 Okay. It's Gerald's Game. 2175 01:25:44.430 --> 01:25:50.449 That's the Stephen King novel. So handing that guy one 2176 01:25:50.489 --> 01:25:53.510 of the creepiest Stephen King novels. 2177 01:25:53.180 --> 01:25:56.020 Is like, That's a cool mixture. That's kind of fun. 2178 01:25:56.060 --> 01:25:58.159 Is Stephen King going to be a consultant? 2179 01:25:58.199 --> 01:25:58.520 Do we know? 2180 01:25:58.539 --> 01:25:59.840 Because once he gets his hands on it. 2181 01:25:59.880 --> 01:26:02.779 He likes to get bitchy if he's not involved. So 2182 01:26:02.800 --> 01:26:05.439 let's hope he at least has some sort of executive 2183 01:26:05.479 --> 01:26:07.840 producer credit. Dangerous. 2184 01:26:07.859 --> 01:26:09.539 Just let him be involved so he doesn't take matters 2185 01:26:09.560 --> 01:26:10.079 in his own hands. 2186 01:26:10.119 --> 01:26:12.270 Yeah, I think at this point he would probably, otherwise 2187 01:26:12.279 --> 01:26:14.109 we'll get a miniseries a decade from now. 2188 01:26:14.170 --> 01:26:16.149 Yeah, that's just like him being like, this is what 2189 01:26:16.189 --> 01:26:17.010 I wanted it to be. 2190 01:26:17.010 --> 01:26:17.850 No, this is not wrong. 2191 01:26:17.890 --> 01:26:20.109 I love Stephen King. I read Don's Macabre when I 2192 01:26:20.130 --> 01:26:21.210 was young and I was like, wow. 2193 01:26:21.250 --> 01:26:21.930 That's what happened. 2194 01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:24.220 That's what happened. That's one of the terrible things. 2195 01:26:24.239 --> 01:26:26.640 We were all trying to figure out what went wrong 2196 01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:29.720 with her. Now it's all Stephen King's fault. 2197 01:26:30.180 --> 01:26:32.920 And I'm about to read Stephen King on writing his process. 2198 01:26:34.420 --> 01:26:37.039 This will come in handy when our horror movie comes together. Yes, 2199 01:26:37.079 --> 01:26:40.460 we'll use that. You're welcome. We'll have Stephen come in 2200 01:26:40.500 --> 01:26:41.720 as a consultant one of the days. 2201 01:26:41.739 --> 01:26:42.220 With his creepy glasses. 2202 01:26:42.239 --> 01:26:43.819 One of the days. We don't want him bugging us 2203 01:26:43.840 --> 01:26:44.119 the whole time. 2204 01:26:44.140 --> 01:26:46.659 He's an alcoholic too, so we can just keep him 2205 01:26:46.859 --> 01:26:47.920 happy at the wet bar. 2206 01:26:49.279 --> 01:26:50.539 This is going to spike a lot of control. By 2207 01:26:50.560 --> 01:26:51.000 the craft services. 2208 01:26:51.930 --> 01:26:54.270 Now, craft services, I can see him getting into that. 2209 01:26:54.449 -->

01:26:55.689 He likes him a good sandwich, too. 2210 01:26:57.109 --> 01:26:59.449 So, all right. We said we liked the movie. 2211 01:26:59.899 --> 01:27:01.880 I at least want to give you a chance to 2212 01:27:01.899 --> 01:27:04.680 tell people, of the 40 or 50 things you've got 2213 01:27:04.720 --> 01:27:06.680 going on, what is it you want to push to 2214 01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:08.079 them to go check out? 2215 01:27:08.520 --> 01:27:12.279 I mean, check me out live on the road, for sure. JesseMay.com, 2216 01:27:12.340 --> 01:27:14.930 check me out. And check out my podcast, The Sharp 2217 01:27:14.939 --> 01:27:16.630 Tongue Podcast. Those are the two things I put the 2218 01:27:16.670 --> 01:27:18.750 most work into right now that I enjoy the most. 2219 01:27:19.170 --> 01:27:21.300 How do you like this podcasting game? It's fun. 2220 01:27:21.319 --> 01:27:24.470 You get to talk to different people. I learn something 2221 01:27:24.550 --> 01:27:27.210 new every time I podcast. I podcast every... people I 2222 01:27:27.229 --> 01:27:30.350 want to talk to. I'm not trying to please anybody 2223 01:27:30.409 --> 01:27:32.829 else besides myself because it's going to come across like 2224 01:27:32.869 --> 01:27:33.869 you doing this. You like this? 2225 01:27:34.409 --> 01:27:37.630 It is one of those, this is what makes me 2226 01:27:37.689 --> 01:27:38.630 want to keep doing it. 2227 01:27:38.909 --> 01:27:42.640 This is an Emmy episode right here. 2228 01:27:42.859 --> 01:27:45.100 I've questioned many times, do they give Oscars for pot? 2229 01:27:45.119 --> 01:27:45.800 Because they should. 2230 01:27:45.819 --> 01:27:46.800 They should call them potties. 2231 01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:48.579 Yeah, I think they do actually. Do they? 2232 01:27:48.600 --> 01:27:50.939 I think there is a podcast awards and I think 2233 01:27:50.979 --> 01:27:52.699 they're referred to them as potties. 2234 01:27:53.119 --> 01:27:55.600 You didn't too late to claim that domain. You missed 2235 01:27:55.659 --> 01:27:56.060 that one. 2236 01:27:56.539 --> 01:28:01.479 That don't name oh god too many callbacks so the 2237 01:28:01.500 --> 01:28:05.119 yeah I think this is what makes it work for 2238 01:28:05.159 --> 01:28:09.789 me because I spend way too much time editing like 2239 01:28:09.869 --> 01:28:12.789 editing don't get me wrong there's a little piece to 2240 01:28:12.810 --> 01:28:14.909 that again I think there's a weird OCD control freak 2241 01:28:14.949 --> 01:28:17.010 part of me that wants it to be put together 2242 01:28:17.069 --> 01:28:19.100 right so I don't think I could just be done 2243 01:28:19.149 --> 01:28:20.750 with it and hand it off to somebody anyway. 2244 01:28:20.770 --> 01:28:21.529 There's nothing wrong with that. 2245 01:28:22.229 --> 01:28:24.710 But I think, yeah, it's still a lot of work. 2246 01:28:24.949 --> 01:28:28.090 Like more than people realize considering we're not really making 2247 01:28:28.109 --> 01:28:30.649 a killing on these. But the fact that we put 2248 01:28:30.649 --> 01:28:32.760 as much work in as we do, and many people 2249 01:28:32.760 --> 01:28:35.140 have told me over the years, why the hell are 2250 01:28:35.140 --> 01:28:36.300 you still doing this? 2251 01:28:36.300 --> 01:28:38.430 And it's this moment. Yeah, the fun of it. It's 2252 01:28:38.449 --> 01:28:40.810 these just ending up in random places. 2253 01:28:40.850 --> 01:28:41.909 You're in a hotel in front of a 128. 2254 01:28:41.890 --> 01:28:44.270 Crashing a wedding, hanging out with you. 2255 01:28:44.310 --> 01:28:47.109 We're at the Maggard Kane wedding. You're my plus one, 2256 01:28:47.149 --> 01:28:47.840 you bastard. 2257 01:28:47.899 --> 01:28:50.020 Yeah, and I better get some free sandwiches out of 2258 01:28:50.039 --> 01:28:50.880 this deal. Where's the bar? 2259 01:28:50.920 --> 01:28:51.600 Is it open bar? 2260 01:28:51.899 --> 01:28:54.479 I'm pretty sure we heard the music we avoided earlier. 2261 01:28:54.500 --> 01:28:56.020 I know, we should just go into the reception room. 2262 01:28:56.220 --> 01:28:59.520 We're crashing it. There's going to be some horrible dancing later. 2263 01:28:59.960 --> 01:29:01.760 How can we not? 2264 01:29:02.159 --> 01:29:05.840 Again, we've taken the picture under the little gazebo action. 2265 01:29:06.520 --> 01:29:09.619 They can't stop us. They probably can. We'll get kicked out. 2266 01:29:09.909 --> 01:29:12.989 But it's going to be fun anyway. So it's these 2267 01:29:13.069 --> 01:29:15.270 ridiculous moments that I end up in that keep me 2268 01:29:15.310 --> 01:29:17.750 coming back every time. So I assume you have. 2269 01:29:17.630 --> 01:29:19.390 That same thing. Same thing. 2270 01:29:20.130 --> 01:29:21.970 So where do you find that podcast? 2271 01:29:22.229 --> 01:29:27.229 You find that podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, and SoundCloud. Sharp tongue. Zing. 2272 01:29:27.909 --> 01:29:29.949 All right. Anything else to pass along? 2273 01:29:30.909 --> 01:29:31.369 Just that. 2274 01:29:32.170 --> 01:29:37.770 Herpes laced kiss. Oh, that's what it is. Again. I just. 2275 01:29:37.869 --> 01:29:39.109 High school all over for you. 2276 01:29:39.140 --> 01:29:41.560 I can't get rid of it. That's kind of how 2277 01:29:41.569 --> 01:29:42.180 herpes works. 2278 01:29:42.239 --> 01:29:43.619 It's a gift that keeps on giving. 2279 01:29:43.899 --> 01:29:45.380 Just drag it around like luggage. 2280 01:29:45.479 --> 01:29:46.439 I'll send you some Valtrex. 2281 01:29:46.840 --> 01:29:48.659 All right. I'll take what I can get at this point. 2282 01:29:48.680 --> 01:29:52.380 You're welcome. So thank you for taking time out of 2283 01:29:52.439 --> 01:29:54.819 this crazy tour of yours to come crash a wedding 2284 01:29:54.840 --> 01:29:55.000 with me. 2285 01:29:55.260 --> 01:29:56.920 Thank you for having me on. It's one of my 2286 01:29:56.939 --> 01:29:57.460 favorite things. 2287 01:29:57.319 -->

01:29:58.800 To talk about. Hanging out, talking movies. 2288 01:29:58.859 --> 01:30:00.500 For sure. You have to come on my podcast when 2289 01:30:00.520 --> 01:30:01.359 you find yourself in L.A. 2290 01:30:01.520 --> 01:30:02.100 I'm all for it. 2291 01:30:02.420 --> 01:30:02.850 All right, cool, man. 2292 01:30:02.859 --> 01:30:03.579 If we can make this happen. 2293 01:30:04.020 --> 01:30:05.020 Keep the horror dream alive. 2294 01:30:05.039 --> 01:30:08.220 You said horror, right? I know. 2295 01:30:08.460 --> 01:30:10.680 We'll never know. Let's leave that open. 2296 01:30:10.699 --> 01:30:13.880 Let's unbutton that. The horror dream alive. We don't know 2297 01:30:13.899 --> 01:30:15.060 what I said. 2298 01:30:15.100 --> 01:30:16.810 Let the audience decide what happens. 2299 01:30:16.829 --> 01:30:18.489 We are in a hotel. Let's go. 2300 01:30:18.689 --> 01:30:22.449 It goes both ways. Yeah, okay. You're welcome, America. 2301 01:30:22.880 --> 01:30:25.220 So many jokes just waiting to be done. 2302 01:30:25.239 --> 01:30:25.859 Not enough time. 2303 01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:28.699 Let's wrap this up. Button's on it. Button's on. 2304 01:30:29.680 --> 01:30:33.350 Otherwise, thank you for joining us and we will return 2305 01:30:33.409 --> 01:30:33.850 next time. 2306 01:30:33.869 --> 01:31:09.609 Same Geek Feed. Thanks for listening. I got a certain 2307 01:31:09.630 --> 01:31:11.409 little girl, she's on my mind. 2308 01:31:11.529 --> 01:31:14.109 No doubt about it, she looks so fine. She's the 2309 01:31:14.149 --> 01:31:17.060 best girl that I ever had. Sometimes you're gonna make 2310 01:31:17.140 --> 01:31:18.159 me feel so bad. 2311 01:31:18.199 --> 01:31:19.619 La, la, la, la, la. 2312 01:31:36.170 --> 01:31:37.710 Hush, hush. 2313 01:31:38.270 --> 01:31:40.560 I thought I heard her calling my name now. 2314 01:31:40.619 --> 01:31:42.159 Hush, hush. 2315 01:31:42.640 --> 01:31:44.960 She broke my heart, but her lover just seemed now. 2316 01:31:45.060 --> 01:31:46.619 Hush, hush. 2317 01:31:47.020 --> 01:31:51.090 I thought I heard her calling my name now. Hush, hush. 2318 01:31:51.609 --> 01:31:53.789 I need the love of the night not to blame now. 2319 01:31:53.810 --> 01:31:54.890 Now, now. 2320 01:31:54.909 --> 01:31:55.810 Got early in the morning. 2321 01:31:55.850 --> 01:31:56.029 Now, now. 2322 01:32:07.319 --> 01:32:08.399 . 2323 01:32:08.039 --> 01:32:11.760 2324 01:32:11.819 --> 01:32:13.979 2325 01:32:14.079 --> 01:32:15.600 . 2326 01:32:15.380 --> 01:32:20.159 . 2327 01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:20.520 . 2328 01:32:24.779 --> 01:32:33.359 2329 01:32:33.390 --> 01:32:34.720 . 2330 01:32:34.279 --> 01:32:40.199 Hush, hush. 2331 01:32:40.220 --> 01:32:42.479 She broke my heart, but her love had just seen her. 2332 01:32:42.619 --> 01:32:44.260 Hush, hush. 2333 01:32:44.819 --> 01:32:46.720 Thought I heard her calling my name. 2334 01:32:46.760 --> 01:32:48.659 Now hush, hush. 2335 01:32:49.149 --> 01:32:51.409 I need the love of the night not to bring now. 2336 01:32:52.270 --> 01:34:37.189 You got to hurry in the morning. Room 128 just 2337 01:34:37.260 --> 01:34:37.649 came home. 2338 01:34:38.399 --> 01:34:43.260 Guys, life is so cyclical. He did end it, but 2339 01:34:43.279 --> 01:34:44.619 I just want to tell you guys that door shut. 2340 01:34:44.640 --> 01:34:45.739 I don't know if you heard it in the background. 2341 01:34:46.039 --> 01:34:47.920 It was Room 128. They came back as we're ending 2342 01:34:47.960 --> 01:34:49.600 the podcast. Coincidence? 2343 01:34:49.619 --> 01:34:53.399 We're lurking around outside of their home. Their home away 2344 01:34:53.439 --> 01:34:53.659 from home. 2345 01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:54.100 Their hotel. 2346 01:34:54.119 --> 01:34:56.199 Their place for their stuff. They have a place for 2347 01:34:56.220 --> 01:34:58.239 their stuff when they're away from home. 2348 01:34:58.310 --> 01:34:59.430 They just came back when we were done. 2349 01:34:59.510 --> 01:35:02.010 Two weirdos are hanging out in front of it talking 2350 01:35:02.090 --> 01:35:05.239 about keeping the smashing, killing people. 2351 01:35:05.279 --> 01:35:07.119 Herpes alive or whatever stupid things. 2352 01:35:06.960 --> 01:35:07.420 We were saying. 2353 01:35:07.460 --> 01:35:09.039 It's important to keep the herpes alive. 2354 01:35:09.079 --> 01:35:11.260 So go over there and kiss the doorknob and give 2355 01:35:11.279 --> 01:35:12.859 them some herpes and we're going to get out of here. 2356 01:35:13.479 --> 01:35:14.260 Thank you for joining us. 2357 01:35:14.260 --> 01:35:14.720 Bye. 2358 01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:17.560 This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and 2359 01:35:17.600 --> 01:35:20.880 edited by the Audity Studios, with opening music performed by 2360 01:35:20.899 --> 01:35:23.659 the Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support 2361 01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:26.359 the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com. 2362 01:35:26.590 --> 01:35:27.359 Talk hard!