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I'm C.
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Thomas Howell, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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Wolverine! The following feature has been rated R by the
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It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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It's showtime, folks.
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Enjoy the show.
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Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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More cooling in the containment chamber.
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Looks like you two have a lot to talk over
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we'll just catch the last 10 minutes of dynasty.
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What's up and welcome to movie meltdown i'm brian.
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I'm lucy josh amy mike.
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So if you were paying attention, you may remember Amy
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from the Yeti Spaghetti Show. And she was so thrilled
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with it that she came back. Enjoyed the fun. Glutton
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for punishment. Yeah, yeah. That's what we're looking for. That's
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the only people we wrote in are gluttons for punishment.
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Speaking of which, we have Michael who you, again, if
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you're a keen listener, you probably heard me mention him
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on the John Doe episode. He was kind of instrumental
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in putting that together. But has not been on the
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show before.
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No, I have. So, happy to be here.
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Welcome you to the show. You, to tie in our
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film stuff, you have kind of done a little of everything,
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it seems like. You're writer, producer, director, cinematographer, editor.
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Started out as PA, where every person in film should.
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Worked my way up. Gaffer for a short while. Line
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producer for a long while.
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Which is your least favorite job?
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PA. Absolutely, P.A. It's just awful. It's an awful and
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much abused position on a film set.
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Well, we were going to ask you to go get
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us coffee. Is that cool?
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Yeah, I'll be right back.
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We need some more Turkish coffee.
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Not for Lucy.
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Lucy's got a gallon of it here.
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She's on her seventh cup.
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She's going to be hammered, so it'll be interesting as
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this goes along. So, I don't know. Has anybody seen
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anything interesting lately to open up the show? Any geek
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activities of All I have is super dorky stuff. Not
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that that's different than any other week.
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I finally saw Gattaca.
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Yeah.
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And I really enjoyed it. I was quite pleased.
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I just continued on the Marvel train. I saw two
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of them this weekend, so I'm kind of caught up now,
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I think. I did go see Captain America, and I
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was impressed. They did a nice job with it. It's
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really just working in more of Black Widow, because I
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still think her character is really great and is... That
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is way more than I ever expected out of that character.
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And she's kind of turning in decent performances lately. So
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I'm really impressed with that. And they take his character
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down like a weird road that is sort of interesting
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in today's world because it's mirroring this like, you know,
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Boy Scout that all of a sudden is dealing with
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the government, more or less. I mean, S.H.I.E.L.D. is pretty
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much the government. That's kind of overstepping their bounds as
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to how much they're, keeping track of everybody and trying
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to keep terrorism from happening. And so it's interesting to watch,
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you know, the, the captain have to deal with all
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that because he's so like all American and all of
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these values that he's sort of grown up on are
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being sort of tested now that he's shoved in the
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modern world. So it's, I thought it was pretty good.
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I saw my bodyguard again recently. I watched that one yesterday.
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As a matter of fact, Chris make peace.
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We recently were having a discussion of what the hell
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happened to Chris Makepeace.
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He is actually working... Have you ever seen Homes on
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Homes on the DIY Network or the Home and Garden
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or whatever? Well, he's like a producer on that now.
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That's what he does.
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Interesting.
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So Chris Makepeace and Martin Maul and one of his few...
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One of his rare non-gay characters, Martin Maul.
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So.
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Most of the time, he's just sort of Martin Maul.
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Well, he even got a special guest star, Martin Maul,
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in My Bodyguard, which I don't know how you get that.
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You must be pretty high up on that.
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That was early, too.
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He was good in that. I liked it. So, yeah,
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I got to relive that. I'm actually working... on my
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70s snap zoom techniques, and so I wanted to go
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ahead and do some research. I'm really not. That's not
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what I'm doing.
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Oh, I got really excited for a second.
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I kind of want to see these.
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I'm into star wipes now.
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You've moved into the 80s.
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Good for you.
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Apparently Martin Mull's quite a painter as well.
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I think something he became way more passionate about as
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the years went on.
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They said that about Hitler, too. He was not... His
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perspective was all over the place. That guy couldn't paint.
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That's what led him.
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Well, he had to find something else to do.
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Did you guys... Did anybody see Max?
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I think that's what it was.
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Where John Cusack played his dealer. His art dealer.
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Hitler's dealer? Really? It was Noah... Wiley? Wait.
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It was the guy that played young Hitler. And it
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was up until.
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He came into power.
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Is that anything like young Indiana Jones? Young Hitler? That
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would not be a good show.
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They probably crossed paths. I mean, Indy ran into everybody
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over the years, including Hitler, actually. Probably so.
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Hitler's birthday is coming up.
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Are we going to make a cake.
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Or something like that?
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I wasn't sure where you were going with that.
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It was just more of a statement.
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I thought it was going to be a joke.
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I do have a Hitler joke.
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And tumbleweeds.
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I think he'll be surprised with the party.
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So I couldn't Hitler drink vodka.
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Why?
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It made him mean.
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Oh, jeez.
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Oh, God.
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All right, and we're done.
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The end. I saw Noah.
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Did anybody see Noah?
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Oh, I wanted to.
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I made snide comments about it last week.
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I will reference that episode. I'd have nothing to say
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about it unless anybody else in this room has seen it.
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It's a conversation.
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It's not a monologue. I need to work through it.
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When you say work through it, do you mean like
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in a Psychiatric sense?
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Possibly.
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You need to process the event?
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I kind of do.
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I mean, it's... Yeah, I don't even know where to
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start with this one.
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Would you like to lay down before we leave?
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Yeah, can I just lay down? I wrote it off until...
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I found out a week before it came out that
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Aronofsky even directed it. I didn't even know anything about
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it until... I didn't even know it was coming out
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until like a week before. And then I found out
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he was... That's the only reason I want to see it,
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to be honest.
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And that's the only reason... I mean, I would not
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have found myself in a biblical epic with an Aronofsky
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name not attached to it.
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Come on.
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Pat.
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Wait, the one that... Was that.
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Coppola?
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The one with Willem Dafoe? Last Temptation of Christ.
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Who's starring Harry Dean Stanton?
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Who?
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Harry Dean Stanton.
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Oh, you're not familiar with the work of Harry Dean Stanton?
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Why don't we talk about it?
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Here he comes.
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Wait what about the last definition.
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That's the one that's the only one I've actually seen
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because there's all the others oh right right yeah and
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I like that a lot.
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Well Noah I hate Aronofsky but I see every movie
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that he makes yeah he clearly I mean his agenda
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in making the film is so complex like I need
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to see it again I don't really understand what he
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was going for like all Aronofsky movies it completely falls
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apart in the middle because he just is unable to
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like grapple with the concept of, I don't know, a
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subdued narrative or subtlety or anything nuanced. So it just
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goes off the rails.
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How can a biblical epic fall apart in the second act?
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How does this happen? Usually when something falls apart in
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the second act, it's because something is drastically wrong with
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the first act. But how can something leak? wrong with
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the first act in a biblical epic.
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Well because the second act was the act where he
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created a new character um as.
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He added a chapter in the bible yes actually interesting
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well the bible's been heavily.
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Edited as played by ray winstone um so just imagine
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where that.
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Goes melvin 316 it's gotta be so there's a whale.
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As they're out on the boat suddenly starts chasing a whale.
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Is Sanonovsky a creationist, I'm wondering?
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No, and actually.
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Are there.
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Dinosaurs in this movie?
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That was my comment last week.
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That was a really interesting part of the movie, is
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that he was actually trying to, I think... again, I
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don't understand the man's brain and probably don't want to,
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but I think that what he was wanting to do
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was to sort of give creationists a viewpoint that's not oppositional,
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but that maybe they could sort of work the possibility
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of evolution into creationism, I think. So he was sort
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of baiting this audience to come see the film and
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then say, hey, maybe we're all right. Maybe we're both right.
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Maybe there's something in between.
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I've got news that is not going to happen. I
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went through an exhaustive... I wanted to do a documentary
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on the creationist movement in America. Oh, interesting. And so
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I had just gotten off, which, by the way, PBS, Frontline,
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April 29th. Self-promotion here. Please watch. Good morning. It's the
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Prison Nation, although I think they've changed the title. But anyway,
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so it's a film that I shot with Mongoose Pictures.
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But anyway, right after coming off that, I wanted to
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do something else. I wanted to present something else to Frontline.
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And so I wanted to do the creationist movement in America.
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And they put me through the ringer. Wow. And it
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was like a three-month process to get the permission to
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shoot in their museum. And I had to go through
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their PR firm in Dallas, and they called me up
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and they said, seven years ago, you donated $ 10 to
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a campaign. And I was like, oh my gosh, what
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is going on here? You don't want to know about
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half the things I've done. They have a file on you.
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They have a file on me.
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It's really scary.
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Do you guys have connections with God?
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However, they did ultimately give me the permission to do it,
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to go ahead and interview their... Dinosaurs? They're a talking dinosaur.
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Has anybody been? I assume they do. Have you actually
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been there? I have not been there yet. I want
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to go. I really want to go. And then all
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this Bill Nye business got in the way. Yeah, right.
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And so I was kind of, you know, I'm just
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a schmuck trying to make a documentary. So they kind
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of pushed me to the side.
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That seems like you've got your lead in for the
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guy doing the commentary.
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You know, I was really hoping. Bill Nye, get out
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of here.
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Yeah.
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I wanted to dig deep into those financial records and
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see where they're getting all their cash. Interesting. But they're
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an interesting group, and they really believe that the book
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of Genesis is a historical novel. They truly believe this.
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And so while I think they're absolutely insane, I 100% agree.
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respect their conviction. I really do.
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I hope they don't hear this podcast.
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Well, they know I think they're insane. However, you know,
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as a documentarian, you have to be unbiased. You have
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to be a journalist. As impartial as you can. As
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impartial as you can. It's tough sometimes, but it is possible.
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That was my question last week when I was talking
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about Noah. I don't know what his agenda was as
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a filmmaker. Even if he's not even the artist end
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of it, but the like, How are you going to
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market this? Like, are you going for the hardcore biblical group?
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support stuff like that. You're going for that Passion of
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the Christ crowd. But I don't assume that he is that.
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are you going to come out ahead in this process?
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Yeah, well, I mean, it's a straight up, it's an
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action film is what it is. And it's actually sort of,
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it until it just totally went off the rails.
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On board.
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Coffee's kicking in. But, you know, I do think that
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he was, I think that was his agenda, to sort
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of mask this alternate viewpoint that he was trying to present.
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within something that would seem sort of palatable and exciting
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to that market.
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We have Gladiator and the animals. It starts making them fight.
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In the boat.
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But it is fun because certain animals don't make it,
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and they're all awesome looking. So that was fun.
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Unicorns and dragons got screwed over.
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It seems like it would have been a really fun
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movie to make.
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This never comes out of my mouth because I'm not
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a sucker for effects. But I wanted to see that
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movie just purely because of the effects. I think it
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would be just a hell of a ride, a great
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way to spend a couple of hours.
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Well, and since his movies aren't, to this point, have
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relied on... Well, I haven't seen The Fountain, but I've seen...
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I think I've seen everything else. But I know the...
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I think The Fountain is kind of effects heavy. But otherwise,
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his stuff isn't. So that's why I was surprised that
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he was doing this. Such an epic.
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for him. I was like, I don't know what he's
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doing here. I assume he's got a plan. He doesn't
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seem like somebody who just half-asses things.
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So has he stated what his stance is with the
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whole thing? That's, to me, the most intriguing subtext of it.
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I don't really feel.
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Like it was marketed very well, or if at all.
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I feel like I just heard about it maybe a
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week and a half ago, and it was just at
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the theater randomly.
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I remember us talking about it like, several years ago
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when they first announced that he'd signed on to do
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it and then i really haven't heard anything since then.
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Yeah just usually an epic blockbuster like that you get
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beat to death with it before it shows up it's
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strange it also.
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Got special timing in the year
oh yeah this is
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not really oscar season for him so i don't know
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if that means the studio has absolutely no faith in
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it but.
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But it is easter season yes maybe they were planning.
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That's what i thought you were implying yeah.
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Yeah, I think that the most promotion was done by
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the people who were boycotting it. I mean, that's how
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I heard it.
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Well, that's what happened with Passion of the Christ. I mean,
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that was the only reason that film succeeded.
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Who was primarily boycotting animals?
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People who.
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Animals with picket signs. It was the cutest thing, really.
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People who love the Bible.
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Okay, so the Bible.
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Because I guess they heard that it didn't stick strictly
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to the historical document.
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Which version of the Bible are we talking about here?
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It's the one.
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You find in hotels. So it was hotel managers that
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were picketing most of it.
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The Gideons.
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The Gideons, yeah.
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Gideon approved.
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No, I'm sorry.
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But it's because it's been such a heavily edited thing.
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Well, anyway.
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Perhaps it was marketed in Pentecostal circles somewhere.
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We're just not aware. I'm not sure. Yeah, I think
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that the Christian community got really excited. Like, we have
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this Jesus movie, and now there's going to be a
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Noah movie. And then somebody was like, you know the
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Noah movie was made by an atheist, right? And then
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they were all like, no! And then they all sort
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of took to the streets.
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I think that's how it went down.
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I think they did a lot of audio advertising, but
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it was all spoken in tongues, so good luck with that.
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Well, the Golden Compass, do you remember when that?
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Oh, yeah.
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The books were fantastic. They got in a lot
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Yeah, but then that whole thing is like, oh, he's whatever, yeah.
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But they didn't make the second and third, and probably
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that might have been part of it. It was actually
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pretty good, but yeah.
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All right.
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Do we want to get away from God? Let's take
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our break, and then we'll come back and get into
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this week's other topic, which I don't think is God-related
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at all.
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This is a reproduction of one of Michelangelo's greatest works.
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If you will be patient with me, I'd like to
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talk to you about this wonderful soul that Michelangelo caught
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so magnificently in marble. For centuries, people have been puzzled
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by these horns. Well, in the original book of Exodus,
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the Hebrew text tells us that when Moses came down
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from the mount, Charon came from his head. Karen is
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the Hebrew word for horn, but it also is the
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Hebrew word for rays of light. Later artists, like Doré,
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show Moses with rays of light coming from his head.
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Here is a photograph of the original statue in Rome.
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Notice the likeness to Charlton Heston, who plays Moses in
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the Ten Commandments. These very tablets were actually carved from
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the red granite of the holy mountain itself. The Bible
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omits the first 30 years or so that brought Moses
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to manhood. To fill in those missing years, we turn
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to ancient historians, such as Philo and Josephus. These historians
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had access to documents long since destroyed, or perhaps lost.
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like the Dead Sea Scrolls. To film the Ten Commandments,
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we rolled our cameras on the very ground that Moses walked,
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here from the land of Goshen, across the Red Sea,
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down through the deserts of Shur and Sin, to Mount Sinai,
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the Holy Land. place of God. Moses' life is one
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of the greatest adventure stories ever put between the covers
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of a book.
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¶ ¶ ¶ He was the wizard of a thousand.
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Kings ¶ ¶ And I chance to meet him one
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night wandering.
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So as I said, we've been to the Chicago Wizard
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World before, so they've got quite a few. Since we're
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hanging out here.
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They've got a lot.
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They're all over the country.
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That's what I was going to say.
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Since they're inviting us to hang around here, I thought
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we would go ahead and give the rundown. That's the
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difference with this one is it's not just in one city.
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It's something they've done kind of everywhere now. They've sort
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of taken over. So you can go to wizardworld.com and
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find out where they are in the near future. The
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rundown of the upcoming ones.
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St.
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Louis will be in April. Minneapolis in May. End of
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May into June is Atlanta. You've got Philadelphia after that,
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San Antonio, back to Chicago, Richmond. So it's like anywhere
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in this general part of the country, you know, the
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United States.
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Are you stopping at Richmond because we've got more to go?
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Oh, there's plenty. That's what I'm saying.
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Nashville, Austin, Ohio. I thought Ohio was just generalized.
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You know, that state.
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But anyway, yes, you can go to wizardworld.com and find
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out where the next show will be near you.
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You should definitely go.
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Come hang out. That's what we're doing.
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Definitely check out wizardworld.com for all of your wizard world
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is this?
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Movie related. You can tell harrowing tales of the film
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industry if you'd like.
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Hi, this is Robert Carradine. That's my name. I'm listening
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I could be listening to it, but I'll just have
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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It's part of your problem, you know.
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You haven't seen enough movies.
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All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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And now, on with the show.
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Alright, we are back and it is time for The Grind.
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In this segment we discuss a specific topic or question
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related to movies and this week our question and or
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topic comes from Lucy and she's been sitting on it
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for almost a year now. We mentioned sort of this
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topic in passing a long time ago as we sat
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outside at the flea market. And even then I could
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see her just like just raring to go to attack
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certain celebrity children. We'll get to those in a minute.
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But yeah, so we're supposed to talk about Hollywood dynasties.
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And I guess just the general overall families that keep
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working within the business. Or some maybe does the kid
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measure up.
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To the parents?
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So, however you would like to go about this. Do
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you want to start with the main one, Lucy?
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No, I feel badly now. Like, really, this wasn't orchestrated
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as an involved attack.
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It's been building up forever. Go ahead. Get into it.
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Take the gloves off.
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Let's go.
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No, I was hoping, like, I didn't think you would
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unveil my strategy. You did, a year ago. At the
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offset of the show. I thought we could build to that,
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and then maybe at some point it would come up.
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Do you want me to just start making fun of
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Xanadu or whatever her name is? I kept getting it
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wrong last time.
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I still haven't seen her films because I think it
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would be too hurtful to me if they are of
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quality similar to those of her brother.
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Again, visually, I think she has talent. I think it
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looks good. I think it was mostly the storytelling parts
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that I had major issues with. So, yeah, I think
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she has more problems with structuring the movie than the
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actual visual direction.
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Fair enough.
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That's all I have on her. I've seen that one
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00:26:02.109 --> 00:26:02.710
movie of hers.
500
00:26:02.970 --> 00:26:04.509
Which is highly influenced by the DP.
501
00:26:04.589 --> 00:26:07.109
I was about to say, since we have a DP
502
00:26:07.150 --> 00:26:07.569
in the room.
503
00:26:08.210 --> 00:26:09.029
I wasn't blaming him.
504
00:26:09.349 --> 00:26:12.890
Sorry, Xanadu. That's not a name. What is it?
505
00:26:13.059 --> 00:26:13.859
I think it's Xan.
506
00:26:14.299 --> 00:26:14.880
Alexandra.
507
00:26:15.500 -->
00:26:18.839
They were excellent kid actors in the Nick Cassavetes films. Anyway,
508
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.400
for those playing at home, Nick Cassavetes is the offspring
509
00:26:22.500 --> 00:26:26.259
of John Cassavetes and Jenna Rollins, who, by birthright, should
510
00:26:26.299 --> 00:26:29.789
be a perfect human being. and instead has made films
511
00:26:29.809 --> 00:26:30.509
like The Notebook.
512
00:26:32.519 --> 00:26:32.880
That's all.
513
00:26:32.930 --> 00:26:34.759
I don't even think I have to say anything beyond that.
514
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:37.299
You can't see me. I'm yawning right now.
515
00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:38.579
Just thinking about The Notebook.
516
00:26:38.660 --> 00:26:40.779
Just thinking about The Notebook.
517
00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:46.279
I see Notebook you're down. So, any of his other
518
00:26:46.319 --> 00:26:49.019
films you're not a fan of? I mean, that one
519
00:26:49.079 --> 00:26:50.359
kind of takes the cake.
520
00:26:50.539 --> 00:26:53.200
Did you do the one with Halle Berry and the
521
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:54.289
911 thing?
522
00:26:56.170 --> 00:26:58.799
Oh, The Call? That's not him. We talked about that
523
00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:00.099
same episode.
524
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:02.519
Well, that's an episode I listened to. Maybe he came
525
00:27:02.579 --> 00:27:03.240
up in that episode.
526
00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:03.819
He did.
527
00:27:04.079 --> 00:27:07.079
No, that was, what's his name that did Happy Accidents,
528
00:27:07.099 --> 00:27:09.470
which was a great film. I'm forgetting his name right now.
529
00:27:09.480 --> 00:27:10.220
Happy Accidents or Happy Endings?
530
00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:14.539
Happy Accidents. Happy Accidents is, and I don't know what
531
00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:16.559
I like. I feel like now we're just launched.
532
00:27:16.579 --> 00:27:17.960
We're just spiraling at this point.
533
00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:20.319
I don't think he's related to anyone else.
534
00:27:20.480 --> 00:27:23.380
But everybody at home should watch Happy Accidents. It stars
535
00:27:23.420 --> 00:27:26.460
Marissa Tomei and Vincent D'Onofrio. And it is the most
536
00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:30.740
delightful romantic comedy, and I'm not generally a fan of
537
00:27:30.799 --> 00:27:33.880
that genre. But it's a time travel movie, or maybe
538
00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:34.359
it's not.
539
00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:36.500
Another one of those.
540
00:27:36.619 --> 00:27:36.829
Yeah.
541
00:27:38.009 --> 00:27:38.470
All right, then.
542
00:27:38.750 --> 00:27:41.890
If you've said your piece on the Cassavetes offspring. If
543
00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:42.730
I've said my piece.
544
00:27:42.750 --> 00:27:45.390
If I'm on the record. It just hurts, that's all.
545
00:27:46.390 --> 00:27:48.750
For anyone who didn't hear it last time, she's kind
546
00:27:48.789 --> 00:27:49.670
of a fan of John.
547
00:27:50.309 --> 00:27:53.759
And Jenna. And their perfect love.
548
00:27:54.670 -->
00:27:56.259
And all their friends that used to hang out and
549
00:27:56.279 --> 00:28:00.119
make movies. And somehow they made these demon spawn children.
550
00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:02.140
It just doesn't make sense. I mean, I would be
551
00:28:02.200 --> 00:28:04.660
fine if you were a terrible person but a great filmmaker.
552
00:28:06.140 --> 00:28:09.130
I like that criteria.
553
00:28:09.170 --> 00:28:14.849
I fit that. No, wait, no, no. Terrible filmmaker, great, no,
554
00:28:14.930 --> 00:28:15.369
wait a minute.
555
00:28:15.410 --> 00:28:16.410
I don't know about either.
556
00:28:16.430 --> 00:28:18.809
I don't know. Let me rethink it. I'll get back
557
00:28:18.849 --> 00:28:19.049
to you.
558
00:28:20.029 --> 00:28:21.930
I think we all have to make that decision for ourselves.
559
00:28:25.299 --> 00:28:27.440
Although he did make a film called Alpha Dog, which
560
00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:29.569
does have Harry Dean Stanton in it. So I guess
561
00:28:29.589 --> 00:28:30.440
he's done one thing right.
562
00:28:30.589 --> 00:28:31.670
Isn't JT in there, too?
563
00:28:31.950 --> 00:28:33.430
He is, and not terrible.
564
00:28:33.470 --> 00:28:36.230
So there's the crossover. When we're playing the Harry Dean
565
00:28:36.250 --> 00:28:38.450
Stanton game, which we're going to make that. Forget this
566
00:28:38.470 --> 00:28:41.190
Kevin Bacon, right? We can connect Harry Dean Stanton to everybody.
567
00:28:41.210 --> 00:28:43.150
It's much more efficient. You've got one move to JT.
568
00:28:46.539 --> 00:28:48.900
All right, do we want to pick some other families?
569
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:51.460
Oh, I definitely have one.
570
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:53.660
I'm really excited about this. There's been a teaser.
571
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:57.170
Okay, I have several... I have several categories here, but
572
00:28:57.569 --> 00:29:00.210
we'll first get into the ones that annoy me. And
573
00:29:01.990 --> 00:29:05.490
this may not be a popular family with all of you,
574
00:29:05.529 --> 00:29:06.089
but the Coppolas.
575
00:29:06.150 --> 00:29:08.029
Oh, I love the Coppola discussion.
576
00:29:08.069 --> 00:29:12.549
Really just bugged the crap out of me. And it's
577
00:29:12.769 --> 00:29:19.720
not necessarily because they lack talent. Lost in Translation, I thought,
578
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:23.220
was a Sofia Coppola film, was a decent film.
579
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:24.619
Again, great DP there.
580
00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:30.029
Great DP, great actor. You can't go wrong with Bill Murray. However,
581
00:29:30.089 --> 00:29:33.349
what I do have the issue with, and this is
582
00:29:33.369 --> 00:29:38.890
across the board with Hollywood families, is bypassing the system
583
00:29:39.430 --> 00:29:43.759
to get to jump into the director's seat. And my partner,
584
00:29:44.019 --> 00:29:47.039
Archie Borders, always says it's not enough to make a movie.
585
00:29:47.099 --> 00:29:50.799
You have to make a good movie. And I think
586
00:29:50.880 --> 00:29:54.779
that the good part is often overlooked with these dynasties.
587
00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:58.559
And Sofia Coppola is a perfect example of that. But
588
00:29:58.599 --> 00:30:03.549
she has this is access to all these people. That's
589
00:30:03.569 --> 00:30:07.150
the key word, I think. She surrounds herself with people
590
00:30:07.170 --> 00:30:08.950
who know what they're doing. Now, a good producer will
591
00:30:08.970 --> 00:30:13.190
do that, but they'll admit to doing that. I oftentimes
592
00:30:13.230 --> 00:30:15.930
hire people that are ten times smarter than I am
593
00:30:15.990 --> 00:30:17.750
to go do the jobs that they do very well.
594
00:30:18.289 --> 00:30:22.230
It is just smart filmmaking from your standpoint, from her standpoint.
595
00:30:22.269 --> 00:30:25.509
I understand why she does what she does. But again,
596
00:30:25.549 --> 00:30:27.009
you can kind of call her out. I think it's
597
00:30:27.029 --> 00:30:29.490
just one of those, she is in that position and
598
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:32.599
she's the only one in that position. So it's like,
599
00:30:33.380 --> 00:30:35.559
either cash in on it or, you know, you gotta
600
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:37.779
go get a real job. So, I mean, I don't
601
00:30:38.220 --> 00:30:41.519
blame her, but I definitely am kind of on your side.
602
00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:44.829
And it's also the built-in attention you're going to get. Like,
603
00:30:44.890 --> 00:30:47.549
all the accolades that are... It's almost they're there waiting
604
00:30:47.609 --> 00:30:49.630
for you before the movie's even finished. Because what's the
605
00:30:49.650 --> 00:30:52.509
version Suicides Are First? Yeah. Boston Translation is the only
606
00:30:52.569 --> 00:30:53.410
one I've actually seen.
607
00:30:54.450 --> 00:30:58.490
And it's... Virgin Suicide was not, in my opinion, not
608
00:30:58.509 --> 00:31:02.369
a good film. I mean, it was this freshman effort
609
00:31:02.430 --> 00:31:07.200
which was, you know, which was given 100 times more
610
00:31:07.299 --> 00:31:10.380
attention than it should have ever been given. But she
611
00:31:10.420 --> 00:31:12.740
cast it well. That's the thing. She cast it.
612
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:14.519
And the soundtrack. I know the effort. I've had the
613
00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:16.440
soundtrack for years. And the soundtrack is great.
614
00:31:16.460 --> 00:31:18.079
So she does things well, but I think she does
615
00:31:18.099 --> 00:31:22.509
things well by committee. So she should not be in
616
00:31:22.670 --> 00:31:23.210
the director's chair.
617
00:31:24.119 --> 00:31:26.279
She's somebody that I hate watching the same way that
618
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:28.700
I hate watching Aronofsky. I've seen every single one of
619
00:31:28.740 --> 00:31:31.519
her movies. I see them on opening night, generally, and
620
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:35.150
I cannot stand her. But I watch them because I
621
00:31:35.170 --> 00:31:38.369
feel like they're becoming increasingly... Her entire oeuvre is one
622
00:31:38.450 --> 00:31:41.750
of privilege, and it's one of movies about people who
623
00:31:41.809 --> 00:31:46.329
we're supposed to somehow empathize or pity because they are.
624
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.529
Stuck at a five-star Tokyo hotel, or they're a beautiful
625
00:31:51.569 --> 00:31:56.089
blonde in the suburbs, or they're the queen of France.
626
00:31:56.410 --> 00:32:00.180
I've always had a soft spot for her, the queen
627
00:32:00.220 --> 00:32:02.920
of France. But they're tortured internally, and that's what we're
628
00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:07.440
supposed to connect with. And that's complete bullshit. I can't
629
00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:08.039
connect with that.
630
00:32:08.059 --> 00:32:11.009
I will say, though, that I do find something delightful
631
00:32:11.049 --> 00:32:12.569
about her. And I guess this sort of brings in,
632
00:32:12.710 --> 00:32:14.490
had she ever had a child with Spike Jonze, that
633
00:32:14.509 --> 00:32:16.750
would have been interesting to see what happened to that kid.
634
00:32:17.509 --> 00:32:20.450
But I felt like her was very much Spike's movie
635
00:32:20.490 --> 00:32:24.009
about their relationship. And obviously, Lost in Translation, she's pretty
636
00:32:24.029 --> 00:32:26.170
much said, was very much her relationship with Spike.
637
00:32:26.190 --> 00:32:26.390
Yeah.
638
00:32:26.730 --> 00:32:30.460
It's like they're having the most public... It's like a cinema...
639
00:32:30.059 --> 00:32:33.019
Those songs, those callback songs from the 50s were like...
640
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:35.259
I feel like that's what's happening. And it's sort of
641
00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:39.240
interesting to watch something that personal happen on that public level.
642
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:43.220
And what's interesting about her is that... I haven't seen it, but...
643
00:32:44.460 --> 00:32:45.660
What's her name? I'm blanking her name.
644
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:46.380
Who did the voice?
645
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:48.099
Scarlett?
646
00:32:48.140 --> 00:32:50.950
Yeah, originally it was Samantha Morton or.
647
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:51.900
Yeah, that's what I heard.
648
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.660
Did the whole thing. And so that adds even more
649
00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:57.480
to that, that she... They recast her voice as the
650
00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:01.940
final one since she's in it. Yeah, I don't know.
651
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:02.960
Maybe it's just incidental.
652
00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:06.579
If you go deeper into the Coppola clan.
653
00:33:06.619 --> 00:33:07.849
There are several levels.
654
00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.569
There are several levels. The deep tracks. The deep tracks
655
00:33:10.589 --> 00:33:12.130
of the Coppola clan, Talia Shire.
656
00:33:12.150 --> 00:33:12.789
Hidden tracks.
657
00:33:13.150 --> 00:33:13.410
Right?
658
00:33:13.970 --> 00:33:14.890
Jason Schwartzman.
659
00:33:14.910 --> 00:33:15.430
True.
660
00:33:16.150 --> 00:33:20.450
Who actually I enjoy watching. I think he's fun. Talia Shire,
661
00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:22.680
I've never gotten her. I've never, you know.
662
00:33:23.579 --> 00:33:25.799
Again, just latching on to a good situation.
663
00:33:25.859 --> 00:33:26.339
Wow.
664
00:33:28.099 --> 00:33:30.319
I'm not a perfect human being. I would probably do
665
00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:33.660
the same thing. I'm not faulting them for doing what
666
00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:34.940
they do. That's kind of my.
667
00:33:34.900 --> 00:33:37.609
Thing with Sophia, too. I would hop in Dad's.
668
00:33:37.289 --> 00:33:40.450
Car the second he opened the door. I would definitely
669
00:33:40.509 --> 00:33:43.609
do that. But the fact that I'm not doing it
670
00:33:43.650 --> 00:33:44.769
and they aren't makes me bitter.
671
00:33:45.029 --> 00:33:47.690
Because you, as you mentioned, fought through all those years
672
00:33:47.750 --> 00:33:50.230
and PA jobs and all that crap along the way.
673
00:33:50.269 --> 00:33:51.269
You have reason to be bitter.
674
00:33:51.289 --> 00:33:51.799
Absolutely.
675
00:33:51.819 --> 00:33:54.900
So I certainly get your perspective. But, again, if I'm Sophia,
676
00:33:55.180 --> 00:33:55.579
I would get.
677
00:33:55.559 --> 00:33:57.559
Right on board with that. Sophia Coppola has never stood
678
00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:00.619
in knee-deep mud holding a reflector while a copperhead ran
679
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.400
through her legs. She has never done that, and I have.
680
00:34:04.930 --> 00:34:09.670
But we're all going that direction. I don't know. I
681
00:34:09.710 --> 00:34:11.449
kind of want to pose this. What are your thoughts
682
00:34:11.530 --> 00:34:17.710
on Francis in recent years? because i've just watched was
683
00:34:17.769 --> 00:34:21.510
it twigs or whatever yeah he's he's and again maybe
684
00:34:21.570 --> 00:34:23.639
it's one of those he became more passionate about making
685
00:34:23.699 --> 00:34:26.639
wine than he did about making films because that last
686
00:34:26.820 --> 00:34:30.179
one i don't know i feel like he's kind of
687
00:34:30.219 --> 00:34:34.219
working backwards as a filmmaker he's like it seemed like
688
00:34:34.260 --> 00:34:36.280
right out of the gate he he started doing these
689
00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:38.739
well again once he started you know getting to the
690
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:40.920
point he's doing the godfather and stuff like that he's
691
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.369
doing like these well polished, well orchestrated pieces that seem
692
00:34:45.389 --> 00:34:47.429
like it would take you much longer than his early
693
00:34:47.469 --> 00:34:50.010
Roger Corman days to get, you know, he pretty quickly
694
00:34:50.070 --> 00:34:52.900
jumps to that, you know, within a few years. And
695
00:34:52.940 --> 00:34:55.000
now you look at him and I swear now watching
696
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.099
that last one, it feels like he's like a freshman filmmaker.
697
00:34:59.139 --> 00:35:03.230
It feels like he's just going with all gut and, and,
698
00:35:03.389 --> 00:35:05.170
you know, he's trying to put his heart on the screen,
699
00:35:05.230 --> 00:35:08.639
but it loses all structure. It loses everything. the basics
700
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:12.039
of filmmaking and storytelling. And like, so again, it has
701
00:35:12.099 --> 00:35:14.519
that thing like, here, I made this. It has this
702
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:16.760
little kid feeling of, look how cool this part is.
703
00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:19.760
But like, you lose all the, what should be a
704
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:22.400
polished filmmaker should know how to do all this by now.
705
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:24.360
And I feel like he's lost that over the years.
706
00:35:25.980 --> 00:35:27.739
He may not have lost it, but I think he's
707
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:28.739
gotten very lazy.
708
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:31.909
I think he just doesn't care. Like, as far as
709
00:35:32.550 --> 00:35:34.710
interviews with him on that, it was like, he's just like,
710
00:35:35.059 --> 00:35:36.159
You know, this is what I wanted to do. I
711
00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:38.159
don't care. Like, he's got that, like, I can do
712
00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:41.420
whatever I want system in play now. And, like, so
713
00:35:41.460 --> 00:35:44.019
now he... When nobody's telling you no, it's what most
714
00:35:44.059 --> 00:35:46.420
big filmmakers get to. You make whatever the hell you want,
715
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:47.280
even if it's terrible.
716
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:50.219
See, I don't... He could do anything and people would
717
00:35:50.260 --> 00:35:52.260
still worship him. It doesn't matter at this point.
718
00:35:52.780 --> 00:35:54.710
But that's probably based on his early work, too.
719
00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:55.250
Yeah.
720
00:35:55.309 --> 00:35:57.610
It's kind of like... Well, anyway, yeah.
721
00:35:57.989 --> 00:36:00.150
Yeah, I don't think that the films that he's made
722
00:36:00.329 --> 00:36:03.250
recently are successes by any stretch of the imagination. But
723
00:36:03.329 --> 00:36:07.239
I do... respect the choice to sort of go in
724
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:10.449
that sort of really weird art house direction. I mean,
725
00:36:10.929 --> 00:36:12.929
that's kind of what Nicholas Ray did and what John
726
00:36:12.949 --> 00:36:14.730
Houston did and which I love about both of those
727
00:36:14.769 --> 00:36:16.570
directors is that they started out in the studio system.
728
00:36:16.590 --> 00:36:19.539
They're making these like very, these great, but still sort of,
729
00:36:19.570 --> 00:36:21.929
you know, by the book sort of films. And then
730
00:36:22.230 --> 00:36:24.570
as they got older, they just got weird as hell.
731
00:36:25.409 --> 00:36:26.730
And that was the thing watching that. I was like,
732
00:36:26.769 --> 00:36:30.110
I totally respect him for making it. Like I, and I, again,
733
00:36:30.150 --> 00:36:34.440
there's so much visually there. But it's like, why? If
734
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:36.280
it were a different filmmaker, I'd be like, oh, this
735
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:37.320
guy just doesn't know how to.
736
00:36:37.340 --> 00:36:38.500
But I'm like, I know you can.
737
00:36:38.579 --> 00:36:40.920
Like, I've seen you do it in the past. You
738
00:36:40.980 --> 00:36:43.739
know how to structure a film and make it work
739
00:36:43.900 --> 00:36:46.980
on so many other levels. And it's like, is it
740
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:49.159
just he doesn't care now? Or is it just, like,
741
00:36:49.260 --> 00:36:51.920
I respect the arthouse way that he's going. He's going
742
00:36:51.940 --> 00:36:55.440
minimal budgets usually. Like, I like what he's doing. I
743
00:36:55.460 --> 00:36:57.639
just wish it was a little more polished.
744
00:36:57.719 --> 00:36:58.840
A little more good.
745
00:36:59.219 --> 00:36:59.960
More gooderer.
746
00:36:59.980 --> 00:37:01.070
A little more gooderer. I.
747
00:37:02.710 --> 00:37:04.590
I think maybe he just has a different vision than
748
00:37:04.630 --> 00:37:05.929
we do.
749
00:37:06.170 --> 00:37:08.760
But even a different vision than the younger version of himself.
750
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:11.239
He's become a very different filmmaker as the years have
751
00:37:11.260 --> 00:37:12.000
gone on.
752
00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:14.219
I'm trying to recall what are some of the recent.
753
00:37:14.739 --> 00:37:16.860
I can't remember their names because they all have weird names.
754
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:21.780
Twix was that one with Val Kilmer. I haven't seen
755
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:25.269
that one. That's the one I saw most recently. What
756
00:37:25.289 --> 00:37:27.150
was the one that he was taking on the live
757
00:37:27.210 --> 00:37:30.150
show that he was doing? Because again, I totally respected
758
00:37:30.329 --> 00:37:33.489
the craziness of that. that he was touring around with
759
00:37:33.530 --> 00:37:36.329
that one, and he was actually, this will be interesting
760
00:37:36.369 --> 00:37:39.480
for you as a filmmaker, he had different cuts of
761
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:42.380
the film, and he was doing it as a live performance.
762
00:37:42.420 --> 00:37:45.800
It was almost performance art through film. He had different cuts.
763
00:37:45.980 --> 00:37:49.619
He was reading the audience and putting in a different
764
00:37:49.699 --> 00:37:52.230
cut for how he felt like they were, like, it
765
00:37:52.269 --> 00:37:54.909
really was like a live experience. Wow, I know nothing
766
00:37:54.949 --> 00:37:57.750
about this. That one was awesome, like, as an idea. Again,
767
00:37:57.769 --> 00:37:59.570
I haven't even seen that film, so I don't know
768
00:37:59.610 --> 00:38:02.340
how the Once you edit it and put it on DVD,
769
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:05.559
it changes that
total experience. But yeah, I don't know.
770
00:38:06.260 --> 00:38:08.489
But that kind of stuff, I totally respect that he's
771
00:38:08.570 --> 00:38:11.449
doing that now as an older filmmaker. But it's just
772
00:38:11.530 --> 00:38:15.210
weird that, again, that's the kind of crazy stuff somebody
773
00:38:15.289 --> 00:38:17.530
in college would be doing. And now he's an old
774
00:38:17.570 --> 00:38:19.969
man that's been making movies his whole life and he decides.
775
00:38:19.989 --> 00:38:22.969
So he just feels like he's reverted to a younger
776
00:38:23.010 --> 00:38:25.760
filmmaker as he's gotten older and maybe just crazier.
777
00:38:26.510 --> 00:38:29.150
And I'm blanking the Coppola thing. But it's not the
778
00:38:29.190 --> 00:38:33.150
last name of the actor that's in... Yes, thank you.
779
00:38:33.190 --> 00:38:34.300
That's what I'm saying.
780
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:35.659
He's the hidden track of this album.
781
00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:36.280
Oh, my gosh.
782
00:38:36.940 --> 00:38:38.719
So how do we feel about that? I mean, somebody
783
00:38:38.780 --> 00:38:41.980
who eschews the name. I mean, is that real? Did
784
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:42.500
he really.
785
00:38:42.619 --> 00:38:45.460
I mean, if you're buying that early story, I guess
786
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:47.480
you have to respect him, right? Because he was doing
787
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:49.469
what Sophia didn't do. He's like, I don't want to
788
00:38:49.489 --> 00:38:51.429
skate by on the name. I want to earn my
789
00:38:51.469 --> 00:38:54.329
way into being an actor or a celebrity or whatever
790
00:38:54.369 --> 00:38:58.070
he planned on being. So... If that were true, whatever
791
00:38:58.150 --> 00:39:00.760
he became, I mean, if that's true, I guess you
792
00:39:00.780 --> 00:39:03.619
would respect him more, right? But again, we don't know,
793
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:06.079
because very quickly everybody went, oh, you know, he's related
794
00:39:06.139 --> 00:39:06.760
to Coppola.
795
00:39:06.780 --> 00:39:08.519
But if that story was public, and if everyone knew
796
00:39:08.579 --> 00:39:10.239
that he did it, so then it just makes.
797
00:39:10.099 --> 00:39:10.440
It more complex.
798
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:13.500
Is it just him making him seem like he's, yeah.
799
00:39:13.980 --> 00:39:18.840
Well, he had two great films and one mediocre film.
800
00:39:19.420 --> 00:39:22.460
And that was it. That sums up his career.
801
00:39:22.500 --> 00:39:23.300
I can think of one.
802
00:39:23.340 --> 00:39:26.820
Leaving Las Vegas. was an amazing film, I thought.
803
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:28.360
Yeah.
804
00:39:28.579 --> 00:39:34.019
I thought... Raising Arizona okay there we go his performance
805
00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:37.400
in Raising Arizona his performance in Raising Arizona absolutely he
806
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:40.800
made that film but that ensemble cast everybody made that
807
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:43.400
film everybody was great in that film and then I.
808
00:39:43.739 --> 00:39:46.780
And of course the third one Drive Angry 3D Valley
809
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:47.780
Girl sorry.
810
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:49.920
I apologize.
811
00:39:50.900 --> 00:39:52.280
I figured we were going pretty early.
812
00:39:52.699 --> 00:39:55.940
I would like to nominate Bad Lieutenant 2, Port of Call,
813
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:57.280
New Orleans, completely unironically.
814
00:39:57.300 --> 00:39:58.130
The Electric Boogaloo?
815
00:39:58.489 --> 00:40:01.230
Bad Lieutenant 2, Electric Boogaloo?
816
00:40:01.250 --> 00:40:03.429
I'm going to see it just on your praise because
817
00:40:03.449 --> 00:40:04.610
I watched the first one recently.
818
00:40:04.630 --> 00:40:07.090
I can't get that time back if I watch it.
819
00:40:07.090 --> 00:40:08.230
I promise.
820
00:40:08.289 --> 00:40:09.710
It's something you want in your life.
821
00:40:09.750 --> 00:40:11.170
Well, it's Herzog, right?
822
00:40:11.190 --> 00:40:12.130
It is Herzog.
823
00:40:12.389 --> 00:40:14.610
That right there is crazy.
824
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:19.110
And then you add extra crazy. I, I, yeah, I
825
00:40:19.150 --> 00:40:20.110
think it's a stunning film.
826
00:40:20.190 --> 00:40:22.250
So it's, it's like, it's a retelling in a way,
827
00:40:22.289 --> 00:40:23.309
but it's also its own.
828
00:40:24.210 --> 00:40:27.730
It has nothing to do with bad Lieutenant, except there
829
00:40:27.809 --> 00:40:30.210
is a Lieutenant in it. Who is that? That is
830
00:40:30.269 --> 00:40:31.329
the only connection.
831
00:40:31.369 --> 00:40:33.769
The first one was able for air, wasn't it? Cause
832
00:40:33.789 --> 00:40:35.489
he was pissed off about that too.
833
00:40:35.530 --> 00:40:39.769
Where did they get the title from then? I, he.
834
00:40:39.130 --> 00:40:42.469
Did not like them not tying it to you. He
835
00:40:42.530 --> 00:40:47.639
was not happy with that title, but, but it's great. It's,
836
00:40:47.980 --> 00:40:48.460
It's great.
837
00:40:48.940 --> 00:40:51.099
And that's all I'm going to say. It's legitimately fantastic.
838
00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:51.400
All right.
839
00:40:51.699 --> 00:40:56.079
I will watch it purely on your recommendation, then. The
840
00:40:56.099 --> 00:40:57.679
Bad Lieutenant 2, The Electric Boogaloo.
841
00:40:57.780 --> 00:40:59.050
Everybody, mark it down.
842
00:40:59.969 --> 00:41:02.389
So I did cheat in IMDb. The other two movies
843
00:41:02.429 --> 00:41:04.750
that I was thinking about were Tetro and Youth Without Youth.
844
00:41:05.050 --> 00:41:08.050
Yeah. Tetro, I heard a lot of that same stuff
845
00:41:08.110 --> 00:41:09.469
about it. It was terrible.
846
00:41:10.250 --> 00:41:12.309
And Youth Without Youth, I actually thought was pretty good.
847
00:41:12.429 --> 00:41:13.550
At least really interesting.
848
00:41:14.210 --> 00:41:16.469
See, but, I mean, he left behind... I mean, if
849
00:41:16.510 --> 00:41:19.920
you go back to, like, jack like during those middle
850
00:41:19.940 --> 00:41:21.400
years i was like what.
851
00:41:21.059 --> 00:41:25.800
Are you doing like jack what are you doing i
852
00:41:25.820 --> 00:41:28.579
had i had blanked that out oh yeah i.
853
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:31.590
Think everybody tried to and even what was the matt
854
00:41:31.610 --> 00:41:35.650
damon the the lawyer when rainmaker yeah like that and
855
00:41:35.670 --> 00:41:37.590
that was just like by the book like it wasn't
856
00:41:38.030 --> 00:41:41.170
bad but i'm just like it's so not a coppola
857
00:41:41.210 --> 00:41:43.309
movie like it's just like could have shoved anybody in
858
00:41:43.349 --> 00:41:45.889
there here's another grisham movie just make one of these.
859
00:41:45.670 --> 00:41:47.690
And I feel like those were the wine financing years.
860
00:41:47.769 --> 00:41:49.510
Probably. Probably.
861
00:41:49.530 --> 00:41:52.210
I think Dracula's the last I've seen of his, actually,
862
00:41:52.250 --> 00:41:52.909
now that I think about it.
863
00:41:53.210 --> 00:41:55.090
And I felt like he gets a bad rap for that.
864
00:41:55.190 --> 00:41:55.510
I like it.
865
00:41:55.530 --> 00:41:57.030
I think that's a very.
866
00:41:57.110 --> 00:41:57.429
I.
867
00:41:57.349 --> 00:41:58.960
Liked how he doesn't belong in it.
868
00:41:59.130 --> 00:41:59.329
Yeah.
869
00:41:59.610 --> 00:42:02.530
Well, everybody likes to badmouth him, but I think... Was
870
00:42:02.610 --> 00:42:06.050
it Sterling that brought up the point? Jonathan is an idiot.
871
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:09.559
We needed someone to play in it. Like, he lives
872
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:12.199
with a vampire for months on end and is like,
873
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.489
something's peculiar around here. So you kind of need an
874
00:42:15.610 --> 00:42:17.570
idiot to play him. So I was like, once he
875
00:42:17.610 --> 00:42:18.849
said that, I was like, all right, maybe it was
876
00:42:18.889 --> 00:42:22.190
good casting, actually. Jonathan Harker's a moron.
877
00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:23.389
Gary Oldman's great in that.
878
00:42:23.550 --> 00:42:24.550
Oh, he's fantastic.
879
00:42:24.789 --> 00:42:26.070
Again, that's great. The blue sunglasses.
880
00:42:26.869 --> 00:42:29.329
His key performance for me. That's kind of where I
881
00:42:29.369 --> 00:42:32.289
go to. I mean, he's got so many, but like,
882
00:42:32.309 --> 00:42:34.780
I don't know, he's just so good at it.
883
00:42:34.789 --> 00:42:36.929
I like his role in the professional... Oh, yeah.
884
00:42:36.969 --> 00:42:38.949
Well, that was that run.
885
00:42:38.989 --> 00:42:41.289
That 90s run. Romeo is Bleeding.
886
00:42:42.610 --> 00:42:46.050
Now, if only he and Uma Thurman or Isabella Rossellini
887
00:42:46.070 --> 00:42:46.840
had ever had kids.
888
00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:50.519
Well, see, that goes into one of my other categories,
889
00:42:50.539 --> 00:42:52.400
is people that I wish had
started Dynasty.
890
00:42:52.420 --> 00:42:53.900
Why aren't you having children?
891
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:56.880
People that I wish had started Dynasty. Gary Oldman. Gary
892
00:42:56.920 --> 00:43:00.119
Oldman falls into that category. I so wish he would
893
00:43:00.179 --> 00:43:00.659
have a baby.
894
00:43:01.710 --> 00:43:02.429
With Harrison Ford.
895
00:43:02.469 --> 00:43:03.150
With Harrison Ford.
896
00:43:03.170 --> 00:43:03.969
Based on that last movie.
897
00:43:04.010 --> 00:43:05.010
I do. I really do.
898
00:43:05.909 --> 00:43:08.389
I'll have a baby with Gary Oldman. I'll take one
899
00:43:08.409 --> 00:43:11.250
for the team.
900
00:43:11.909 --> 00:43:16.320
All right, Gary. It's on the table. Quite literally, I suppose.
901
00:43:16.380 --> 00:43:17.980
However you want to go about it.
902
00:43:19.300 --> 00:43:21.940
Well, then.
903
00:43:22.619 --> 00:43:25.199
So, have we finished the Coppola clan?
904
00:43:26.179 --> 00:43:26.780
I think so.
905
00:43:26.820 --> 00:43:29.000
Yeah, did we hit on everybody? We didn't talk about Carmine.
906
00:43:29.099 --> 00:43:32.460
We didn't talk about the patriarch. who did all the music,
907
00:43:33.019 --> 00:43:35.199
who is also an Oscar winner. They're like the other
908
00:43:35.340 --> 00:43:38.219
family other than the Houstons that has three generations of
909
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:42.119
Oscar winners. So, shout out to Carmine, if that's his name.
910
00:43:42.579 --> 00:43:44.739
We've said a lot of odd things about your family,
911
00:43:44.820 --> 00:43:46.980
but if you'd like to, you know, if the wine
912
00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:49.590
company would like to sponsor the show, or send us
913
00:43:49.610 --> 00:43:52.070
free cases of wine, whatever, we'll take whatever we can.
914
00:43:52.250 --> 00:43:53.630
Goes great with Uncle Matty's pizza.
915
00:43:54.889 --> 00:43:56.789
None of these are working, by the way, you realize that.
916
00:43:56.809 --> 00:43:58.449
I don't care, I'm going to keep going. I had
917
00:43:58.469 --> 00:44:00.639
Uncle Matty's on my way here, just... FYI.
918
00:44:00.699 --> 00:44:01.300
What a shock.
919
00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:03.320
Oh, we had that last night. It's really good.
920
00:44:03.340 --> 00:44:03.820
It is good.
921
00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:04.940
They make a really good pizza.
922
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:05.320
Yeah.
923
00:44:05.340 --> 00:44:05.519
Yeah.
924
00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:07.889
And they have the, oh, because they have the vegan cheese.
925
00:44:07.929 --> 00:44:08.179
Yeah.
926
00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:10.489
They drag their feet on sponsoring, though.
927
00:44:11.289 --> 00:44:12.869
Well, maybe because.
928
00:44:13.510 --> 00:44:18.389
Speaking of sponsoring, Prison State PBS Frontline, April 29th. Please watch.
929
00:44:18.449 --> 00:44:18.829
Thank you.
930
00:44:19.469 --> 00:44:20.730
Where do you find that again?
931
00:44:21.750 --> 00:44:22.829
On PBS? It's only PBS.
932
00:44:22.889 --> 00:44:25.489
Okay. Just getting the right plug out there so we
933
00:44:25.510 --> 00:44:26.050
know where to look for it.
934
00:44:26.070 --> 00:44:27.030
Please check your local listings.
935
00:44:27.130 --> 00:44:29.780
There you go. Do you have other people you want
936
00:44:29.820 --> 00:44:32.110
to move on to? I've got a random list, but
937
00:44:32.150 --> 00:44:35.570
if you've got ones that you're more angry at... Oh, angry?
938
00:44:35.590 --> 00:44:36.829
I was going to say the Fondas, but I don't
939
00:44:36.849 --> 00:44:39.750
think that's... Nah. That one's not... That one doesn't make
940
00:44:39.769 --> 00:44:40.150
me angry.
941
00:44:40.750 --> 00:44:42.280
Well, then you just get to the bottom of it
942
00:44:42.300 --> 00:44:44.920
and go, what the hell happened to Bridget? The ones
943
00:44:44.940 --> 00:44:47.280
that just sort of disappear. She's had some good moments. Yeah,
944
00:44:47.300 --> 00:44:48.420
but where did she go?
945
00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:48.510
She.
946
00:44:49.449 --> 00:44:51.949
Seemed like she left the whole acting thing behind.
947
00:44:52.010 --> 00:44:54.820
Well, she did the right thing then. She took her
948
00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:59.039
own life like a samurai. It's what one must do
949
00:45:00.059 --> 00:45:01.219
when they dishonor the family.
950
00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:06.320
Did she? And yet Jane didn't? Wait, how did this go?
951
00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:10.739
If not for the 60s stuff, how about for Monster-in-Law
952
00:45:10.780 --> 00:45:13.099
or whatever that thing was?
953
00:45:13.139 --> 00:45:16.780
She did start the home exercise craze.
954
00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:21.840
If not invented it, she certainly perfected it and marketed
955
00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:23.900
it better than anyone.
956
00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:26.659
You gotta hand it to her on that. With the
957
00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:27.409
help of Ted's money.
958
00:45:29.070 --> 00:45:31.429
Everything works better with Ted's money. Again, if Ted would
959
00:45:31.449 --> 00:45:34.510
like to sponsor this show. We're on some Turner ads
960
00:45:34.570 --> 00:45:34.829
right now.
961
00:45:34.909 --> 00:45:40.010
And with the help of Spandex. Yeah, leg warmers and Spandex.
962
00:45:40.429 --> 00:45:42.800
If nobody else has a new one, I'd like to
963
00:45:42.820 --> 00:45:46.239
bring up the Smiths. As in Will Smith.
964
00:45:51.730 --> 00:45:52.750
Go ahead.
965
00:45:53.110 --> 00:45:55.550
Silly little boy, Jaden. And girl.
966
00:45:56.250 --> 00:45:57.730
Take your pick.
967
00:45:57.750 --> 00:46:00.190
I haven't seen anything with her in it yet.
968
00:46:01.110 --> 00:46:05.730
Mostly her musical career. It's a different road.
969
00:46:05.829 --> 00:46:09.510
I appreciate the trajectory that Will has been on. The
970
00:46:09.550 --> 00:46:12.289
Pursuit of Happiness was in my top ten of all
971
00:46:12.329 --> 00:46:16.179
time greatest films. I thought that from a storytelling perspective
972
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.690
and the adaption of a true event, a real life story,
973
00:46:20.710 --> 00:46:26.289
I mean, it definitely wasn't a Pearl Harbor. Crickets.
974
00:46:26.409 --> 00:46:30.650
Rightful.
975
00:46:30.670 --> 00:46:32.679
But, just the way that story was told and the
976
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:36.019
way that he transformed himself to play that character, I
977
00:46:36.059 --> 00:46:39.300
just thought was a stunning performance. I really, I thought
978
00:46:39.539 --> 00:46:42.900
he was completely overlooked for what he did in that film. But,
979
00:46:43.730 --> 00:46:48.260
Then he gave us Jaden. And, you know, I mean,
980
00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:49.119
the Karate Kid.
981
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:52.079
Remake, come on.
982
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:56.639
I didn't even bother. I watched it, and I had
983
00:46:56.659 --> 00:46:59.230
to keep the knife out of my hand because I
984
00:46:59.250 --> 00:47:00.210
was going to take my own life.
985
00:47:00.230 --> 00:47:02.530
Has anybody seen Six Degrees of Separation?
986
00:47:02.550 --> 00:47:03.690
Oh, yeah.
987
00:47:03.730 --> 00:47:04.409
That's early.
988
00:47:04.449 --> 00:47:05.269
Fantastic film.
989
00:47:05.329 --> 00:47:06.829
Well, there's another legacy in there, too.
990
00:47:07.329 --> 00:47:11.510
Sutherland. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. And, um... Oh, he's a woman.
991
00:47:11.530 --> 00:47:13.230
That's fantastic. She was in Grease.
992
00:47:13.329 --> 00:47:13.889
Stalker Channing.
993
00:47:13.909 --> 00:47:14.409
Stalker Channing.
994
00:47:14.429 --> 00:47:17.650
Yeah. But with Will, what I don't understand is, like,
995
00:47:17.710 --> 00:47:21.650
he's had what's probably, what, at least 20-year span of, like,
996
00:47:21.750 --> 00:47:24.949
being kind of beloved. Like, not just people like him
997
00:47:24.969 --> 00:47:28.469
a little bit. Like, even when he makes bad movies
998
00:47:28.530 --> 00:47:30.869
or whatever, people just kind of still love him because
999
00:47:30.909 --> 00:47:34.849
he's such a likable guy. How the hell is it that, like,
1000
00:47:34.929 --> 00:47:38.860
I have met no one who likes that Jaden kid. Like,
1001
00:47:38.880 --> 00:47:42.269
how can you, like, love the dad so much? Well, okay, Lucy,
1002
00:47:42.289 --> 00:47:44.250
go ahead then. And hate the son so much.
1003
00:47:44.989 --> 00:47:49.769
I feel badly. And I'll talk trash about Nick Cassavetes
1004
00:47:49.789 --> 00:47:53.199
until the cows come home. But he's a kid. We've
1005
00:47:53.219 --> 00:47:54.860
got to leave this kid alone. It kind of broke
1006
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:56.739
my heart when he got nominated for a Razzie. Or
1007
00:47:56.760 --> 00:47:59.480
did he get the Razzie? Like, it's just mean.
1008
00:47:59.559 --> 00:48:01.980
That's what I think is weird, though. Like, not only, like,
1009
00:48:02.590 --> 00:48:07.449
everyone loves Will Smith, but, like, this poor child across
1010
00:48:07.510 --> 00:48:09.610
the board. People just despise him.
1011
00:48:09.989 --> 00:48:13.050
I think despise is a strong word.
1012
00:48:13.070 --> 00:48:15.949
I've heard a lot of bad comments about him.
1013
00:48:16.170 --> 00:48:19.349
I do not appreciate what he is trying to do
1014
00:48:19.510 --> 00:48:21.610
in the industry. Let's put it that way. I think
1015
00:48:21.659 --> 00:48:26.920
he should finish school. He should go to college and
1016
00:48:26.980 --> 00:48:31.460
he should try to be an accountant or something for
1017
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:32.780
a while. And then maybe.
1018
00:48:33.630 --> 00:48:36.630
Are you saying that because you don't like his performances
1019
00:48:36.710 --> 00:48:38.829
so much? Because there are so many child actors that
1020
00:48:38.889 --> 00:48:40.690
I think are good that I'm like, thank God they
1021
00:48:40.710 --> 00:48:43.789
didn't go to school. School's lame. Look at these amazing.
1022
00:48:43.409 --> 00:48:45.469
Performances we got for years. I think he is an
1023
00:48:45.530 --> 00:48:46.650
extremely weak actor.
1024
00:48:46.690 --> 00:48:46.869
Yeah.
1025
00:48:47.210 --> 00:48:49.010
I wonder if the Smith children have been kind of
1026
00:48:49.070 --> 00:48:52.730
forced into their Hollywood roles as being.
1027
00:48:54.840 --> 00:48:57.940
Whatever the girl does, her horrible music, and I don't
1028
00:48:57.980 --> 00:48:58.320
even know.
1029
00:48:58.380 --> 00:48:58.980
But I don't know.
1030
00:48:59.019 --> 00:49:01.260
I wonder if that's even something they're interested in or
1031
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.219
if they're just kind of forced into it because that's
1032
00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:05.739
what they can think. They can make money off of
1033
00:49:05.780 --> 00:49:07.030
them like they're little commodities.
1034
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:09.269
I will not believe that Will would do that to
1035
00:49:09.610 --> 00:49:10.309
his daughter.
1036
00:49:10.329 --> 00:49:11.250
See?
1037
00:49:11.289 --> 00:49:14.309
He's still beloved. He is beloved. He is. I don't know.
1038
00:49:14.909 --> 00:49:15.690
So we'll blame Mom.
1039
00:49:15.809 --> 00:49:18.170
I think we can't even really wrap our heads around
1040
00:49:18.210 --> 00:49:18.989
that reality.
1041
00:49:19.010 --> 00:49:19.769
Wrap? I think.
1042
00:49:20.099 --> 00:49:22.519
Where you're going. I was going way back. I was
1043
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:24.199
going deep on the will. Go ahead.
1044
00:49:24.760 --> 00:49:27.320
I mean, if you grow up in that environment and
1045
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.260
it's just sort of the family business and you just,
1046
00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:32.980
I mean, I know there's a certain sense of entitlement.
1047
00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:35.659
I'm sure the kid's a real asshole, but it's not.
1048
00:49:35.909 --> 00:49:38.789
I don't know. He's a kid. He's a kid. And
1049
00:49:38.809 --> 00:49:41.449
he'll grow up and he'll realize that he's not just
1050
00:49:41.530 --> 00:49:44.590
entitled to have a career and you have to work
1051
00:49:44.630 --> 00:49:45.469
for things.
1052
00:49:45.489 --> 00:49:46.889
Oh or maybe he takes some.
1053
00:49:46.769 --> 00:49:49.329
Classes or maybe he won't but let's give him a
1054
00:49:49.369 --> 00:49:50.809
chance we.
1055
00:49:50.469 --> 00:49:54.059
All turn on him right now maybe he'll run away
1056
00:49:54.139 --> 00:49:57.340
we'll all win yay no this is one i wanted
1057
00:49:57.380 --> 00:49:59.599
to bring up because this i think fits almost all
1058
00:49:59.619 --> 00:50:01.840
of this stuff is like i think it's always a
1059
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:05.869
bad idea for the child to go into the same
1060
00:50:05.969 --> 00:50:10.210
business as the parent specifically the same job. Like if
1061
00:50:10.250 --> 00:50:12.349
you can adjust it a little and be like, okay,
1062
00:50:12.389 --> 00:50:14.269
you were an actor. I want to be a director.
1063
00:50:14.630 --> 00:50:16.360
Maybe you can get it. But I mean, does it
1064
00:50:16.429 --> 00:50:20.000
constantly stack the deck so much that like, you're never
1065
00:50:20.019 --> 00:50:22.039
going to get a fair break. Like even if you
1066
00:50:22.579 --> 00:50:25.119
end up going through the right channels and not coasting
1067
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:28.219
on your name and are actually talented and, you're still
1068
00:50:28.340 --> 00:50:31.280
constantly going to be compared to your parents. So is
1069
00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:32.880
that just a bad idea?
1070
00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:38.530
Nepotism in any industry is bad. It is bad. I
1071
00:50:38.550 --> 00:50:42.090
don't care if you're a bail bondsman. It's just not
1072
00:50:42.449 --> 00:50:44.289
the right thing to do. You do your children a
1073
00:50:44.409 --> 00:50:48.750
disservice by allowing them to not have to go through
1074
00:50:48.789 --> 00:50:52.840
the system. My daughter wants desperately to be a set designer.
1075
00:50:54.099 --> 00:50:57.000
And given the fact that my career is on such
1076
00:50:57.019 --> 00:51:02.739
a stellar upward trajectory. You don't even know how awesome.
1077
00:51:04.030 --> 00:51:07.639
You were like, come on, honey, let's go. Bring your
1078
00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:09.239
fabrics and get on in here.
1079
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:15.670
That's right. But no, I would definitely give her jobs
1080
00:51:16.329 --> 00:51:19.929
on sets as a PA. I would allow her to
1081
00:51:19.969 --> 00:51:22.150
hang around the set, and I think that's given her
1082
00:51:22.190 --> 00:51:26.969
a little glimpse inside of what what happens on a
1083
00:51:26.989 --> 00:51:30.179
film set, and you get to know film set etiquette.
1084
00:51:30.219 --> 00:51:33.579
But I would expect my daughter, if my career had
1085
00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:37.260
any sort of upward mobility in all seriousness, I would
1086
00:51:37.300 --> 00:51:41.059
expect my daughter to work from the ground floor and
1087
00:51:41.559 --> 00:51:43.340
to
learn all those things that I had to learn
1088
00:51:43.380 --> 00:51:47.199
starting out, which is you are the bottom of the
1089
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:48.920
food chain until you aren't.
1090
00:51:48.940 --> 00:51:51.460
Until you can make yourself not.
1091
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:54.670
Until you can make yourself not. And the attitude is everything.
1092
00:51:54.969 --> 00:51:57.829
And rolling your eyes at the production coordinator because you
1093
00:51:57.949 --> 00:52:00.250
don't want to go get somebody a salad is the
1094
00:52:00.389 --> 00:52:03.880
wrong thing to do. You don't do those things. And
1095
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:08.880
I think that whether you're starting out as the first
1096
00:52:08.900 --> 00:52:11.920
person in your family in this industry or you're a
1097
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.619
third generation or a fourth generation, you have to learn
1098
00:52:14.659 --> 00:52:17.539
those things. And parents that don't allow their children to
1099
00:52:17.619 --> 00:52:19.639
learn those things the hard way are doing them a
1100
00:52:20.059 --> 00:52:20.800
major disservice.
1101
00:52:21.710 --> 00:52:23.219
I think when you don't arrive to a point, and
1102
00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:26.059
that's the thing, they're just jumping right in and skipping
1103
00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:29.519
all that. And then also, I wonder how, say Sofia Coppola,
1104
00:52:29.539 --> 00:52:32.860
I wonder how she does treat people in positions that
1105
00:52:32.900 --> 00:52:36.010
she hasn't actually had to do herself. Maybe she does
1106
00:52:36.070 --> 00:52:38.900
have a grace on the set, but I doubt it.
1107
00:52:39.949 --> 00:52:40.909
You know what I'm saying?
1108
00:52:40.929 --> 00:52:41.909
Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying.
1109
00:52:41.929 --> 00:52:44.610
Because if you did start out getting coffee, you're not
1110
00:52:44.670 --> 00:52:47.110
going to talk down when you're at that point where
1111
00:52:47.139 --> 00:52:48.559
you're asking someone to get coffee.
1112
00:52:48.900 --> 00:52:52.579
I think if you work as a director... And I've
1113
00:52:52.619 --> 00:52:57.769
never directed a feature. I've only directed documentaries. But if
1114
00:52:57.809 --> 00:53:01.389
you work as a director, I believe that in order
1115
00:53:01.429 --> 00:53:04.289
to be an efficient director, you have to at least
1116
00:53:04.349 --> 00:53:09.809
have empathy. And you have to understand that time takes time.
1117
00:53:09.969 --> 00:53:14.239
It takes a long time for somebody to perform this action,
1118
00:53:15.099 --> 00:53:18.199
to set the lights, and to do all these. You
1119
00:53:18.239 --> 00:53:20.659
have to have some empathy for those other crew positions,
1120
00:53:20.860 --> 00:53:23.579
or else you... you walk onto a set with a
1121
00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:30.250
really warped sense of reality, and it just creates bad bedfellows.
1122
00:53:30.409 --> 00:53:35.170
I mean, the crew is going to, I think, resent
1123
00:53:35.210 --> 00:53:39.739
you the first time you make a mistake. And from
1124
00:53:39.780 --> 00:53:42.519
that point on, that stuff shows up on the screen.
1125
00:53:43.079 --> 00:53:45.420
And I don't care. You could argue that ten ways
1126
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:47.679
to Sunday. It will show up on the screen in
1127
00:53:47.739 --> 00:53:51.030
some way, shape, or form. when there's not cohesiveness and
1128
00:53:51.050 --> 00:53:56.670
when there's not a real love for the director. Because
1129
00:53:56.690 --> 00:53:58.610
the director is the key. The director is the one
1130
00:53:58.969 --> 00:54:02.230
that's captaining the ship. And you have to follow the director.
1131
00:54:03.349 --> 00:54:06.949
I just feel like it seems like, again, it just
1132
00:54:06.969 --> 00:54:09.730
seems like whatever business you go in, if you're ending
1133
00:54:09.809 --> 00:54:13.340
up going, specifically because the entertainment business is so publicized
1134
00:54:13.380 --> 00:54:15.860
and everything is about the way that you market stuff
1135
00:54:15.889 --> 00:54:18.300
and what people say about, you know, celebrities, whether or
1136
00:54:18.340 --> 00:54:21.320
not it has anything to do with their art. To me,
1137
00:54:21.340 --> 00:54:23.320
it's just like, you are just setting yourself up. And
1138
00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:26.219
so many times it feels like the kid never gets
1139
00:54:26.260 --> 00:54:28.739
out of the shadow of, of who they ever wants
1140
00:54:28.780 --> 00:54:30.820
in a while. There's an example where they will kind
1141
00:54:30.860 --> 00:54:34.019
of surpass, but it just seems like so many, and
1142
00:54:34.059 --> 00:54:36.179
you see so many kids do that. And I guess
1143
00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:39.320
it's just exposure. They're just surrounded by the business and
1144
00:54:39.340 --> 00:54:41.829
they're like, well, that's what I do. But I don't know.
1145
00:54:41.849 --> 00:54:44.110
It just seems like so many times that you see
1146
00:54:44.139 --> 00:54:46.539
them go into the exact same business, and then they're
1147
00:54:46.579 --> 00:54:49.920
just fighting that fight from day one. Maybe they coasted
1148
00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:53.119
in on their name, but then as soon as they
1149
00:54:53.159 --> 00:54:54.880
get there, people just want to rake them over the
1150
00:54:54.940 --> 00:54:57.880
coals because of their name. So it's a double-edged sword
1151
00:54:57.960 --> 00:54:59.860
in some cases, it seems like.
1152
00:55:00.409 --> 00:55:04.489
Well, but there have been a few families where the
1153
00:55:04.550 --> 00:55:06.769
children have surpassed. Yeah.
1154
00:55:07.250 --> 00:55:10.530
It's the exception, but there are a good amount of them.
1155
00:55:10.550 --> 00:55:18.000
I think the Bridges family. There's Lloyd, but Jeff Bridges is,
1156
00:55:18.460 --> 00:55:23.420
I think, an icon. The guy, not to put too
1157
00:55:23.460 --> 00:55:24.820
fine
of a point on it, but I think the
1158
00:55:24.860 --> 00:55:28.380
guy really sets the bar for a lot of Hollywood
1159
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:34.389
actors nowadays. He's somebody to look at and aspire to
1160
00:55:34.429 --> 00:55:35.150
be that good.
1161
00:55:36.059 --> 00:55:37.179
And then there's Bo Bridges.
1162
00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:40.599
He's got a sitcom now? Does he?
1163
00:55:40.619 --> 00:55:42.760
I don't know if this is still the case, but
1164
00:55:42.780 --> 00:55:44.610
a few years ago I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard
1165
00:55:44.630 --> 00:55:46.949
and there's the Lloyd Bridges star and then there's the
1166
00:55:46.969 --> 00:55:49.530
Jeff Bridges star and then there's an empty star. They
1167
00:55:49.570 --> 00:55:50.429
really want Bo to like.
1168
00:55:50.449 --> 00:55:52.869
There's a piece of duct tape that says Bo on it.
1169
00:55:52.889 --> 00:55:54.289
He's just not there yet.
1170
00:55:54.329 --> 00:55:55.820
That makes me a little sad.
1171
00:55:56.619 --> 00:55:57.280
He can do it.
1172
00:55:57.360 --> 00:55:59.980
We're collecting money to get it done. There's time.
1173
00:56:03.130 --> 00:56:06.190
And then there's todd bridges i met him.
1174
00:56:06.429 --> 00:56:11.579
The most high caliber he's doing a lot of uh
1175
00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:13.179
i met him in a comic book or i didn't
1176
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.820
may i saw him in the lobby in a comic
1177
00:56:15.860 --> 00:56:17.500
book convention he's.
1178
00:56:17.300 --> 00:56:19.940
Actually a producer with chris make peace on homes on
1179
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:22.539
home that's what he's doing.
1180
00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:25.400
Now we had he had to do his public service
1181
00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:27.630
lecturing at high schools Starting to say, as long as
1182
00:56:27.670 --> 00:56:32.269
he's not knocking over liquor stores, good for him. He
1183
00:56:32.289 --> 00:56:33.309
doesn't look like his dad, though.
1184
00:56:35.250 --> 00:56:37.730
Can we talk about people I wish had had dynasties?
1185
00:56:37.769 --> 00:56:43.949
Some more of those people? Roger Deakins. I would like
1186
00:56:43.989 --> 00:56:45.090
to be Roger Deakins' baby.
1187
00:56:45.590 --> 00:56:46.559
Does he not have children?
1188
00:56:47.420 --> 00:56:49.440
Well, if he does, they're not in the industry.
1189
00:56:49.719 --> 00:56:52.559
They're not you, which is the important part.
1190
00:56:53.139 --> 00:56:55.239
What did you say? I was thinking about me. I
1191
00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:58.260
didn't hear anything you just said. Roger Deakins has such
1192
00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:01.880
a catalog of great films under his belt. Brazil, Sid
1193
00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:03.920
and Nancy, Fargo.
1194
00:57:03.940 --> 00:57:05.139
Oh, I didn't realize he'd done Sid and Nancy.
1195
00:57:05.179 --> 00:57:07.639
Oh, yeah, Sid and Nancy, Fargo, Raising Arizona, it was
1196
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:12.760
DP on that, No Country for Old Men,
which, another dynasty, Brolin. Yeah.
1197
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:20.099
You know, so he consistently churns out fantastic work. That
1198
00:57:20.139 --> 00:57:22.880
guy is amazing, and I want to be his child.
1199
00:57:23.179 --> 00:57:27.269
I think he just did the, I saw the, Prisoners?
1200
00:57:28.289 --> 00:57:34.150
I think he did that. Yeah, he did. I'm not certain.
1201
00:57:34.710 --> 00:57:36.710
The way that was done, it really made that movie.
1202
00:57:37.909 --> 00:57:39.989
That's worth seeing, specifically for that.
1203
00:57:40.659 --> 00:57:45.500
Shawshank was another one. I actually worked on Shawshank. I'd
1204
00:57:45.539 --> 00:57:52.400
always liked Deacon's films since Brazil. And then watched Sid
1205
00:57:52.420 --> 00:57:56.389
and Nancy and really fell in love. with his work
1206
00:57:56.429 --> 00:57:58.880
there so when I got to I got a job
1207
00:57:59.030 --> 00:58:02.340
on Shawshank just so I could watch him work which
1208
00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:05.780
was really neat so most other kids were dating and
1209
00:58:05.820 --> 00:58:07.860
I was following you know Roger.
1210
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:10.940
Deakins around yeah well.
1211
00:58:13.780 --> 00:58:16.429
Since you were firing off all the Coen Brothers movies
1212
00:58:16.449 --> 00:58:19.269
when's Joel and Francis gonna I mean shouldn't we be
1213
00:58:19.349 --> 00:58:22.510
starting a whole new clan here we need more Coens
1214
00:58:22.570 --> 00:58:23.389
following this up.
1215
00:58:25.309 --> 00:58:26.610
That's dual dynasties.
1216
00:58:27.309 --> 00:58:28.610
Yeah.
1217
00:58:28.630 --> 00:58:33.489
These brother dynasties. Another one is the Brooks family. Mel
1218
00:58:33.550 --> 00:58:33.989
and Max.
1219
00:58:34.409 --> 00:58:37.869
That's true. In a different direction, kind of. But he's
1220
00:58:37.929 --> 00:58:39.800
becoming bigger and bigger.
1221
00:58:39.820 --> 00:58:43.579
It works. So you've got Mel Brooks, who's like.
1222
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:45.820
One of the funniest men on the planet.
1223
00:58:45.900 --> 00:58:50.519
Funniest man on the planet. He's AFI, Lifetime Achievement, Oscar, Tony.
1224
00:58:50.539 --> 00:58:54.260
And then Max, who I didn't know this until recently...
1225
00:58:54.130 --> 00:58:58.780
was actually a writer on SNL for several years before
1226
00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:03.659
he released the Zombie Survival Guide. And then World War Z.
1227
00:59:04.179 --> 00:59:07.670
And then he... See, this is where I really think
1228
00:59:07.690 --> 00:59:10.489
he's done it right. Max Brooks has done it right.
1229
00:59:11.309 --> 00:59:15.150
He was asked to write the screenplay to World War
1230
00:59:15.210 --> 00:59:18.230
Z and turned it down and said he is not
1231
00:59:18.289 --> 00:59:22.150
a good enough screenwriter to do that. And I wish
1232
00:59:22.190 --> 00:59:22.750
he had.
1233
00:59:22.829 --> 00:59:24.610
I wish he had done it.
1234
00:59:24.630 --> 00:59:28.139
But it was like, that's the kind of humility that
1235
00:59:28.889 --> 00:59:32.269
I would hope you would see in more Hollywood dynasties,
1236
00:59:32.329 --> 00:59:33.190
and it doesn't exist.
1237
00:59:33.989 --> 00:59:35.929
I would feel like even if he didn't have that name,
1238
00:59:36.070 --> 00:59:39.070
just as the author of the book, they could have
1239
00:59:39.090 --> 00:59:41.309
at least brought him in with somebody else. It would
1240
00:59:41.329 --> 00:59:44.170
have probably come out a little better. Not last act,
1241
00:59:44.269 --> 00:59:47.710
but anyway. Well, one of the ones I assumed we
1242
00:59:47.750 --> 00:59:51.530
were going to go to pretty early was the Barrymores.
1243
00:59:54.050 --> 00:59:57.449
Everyone's favorite clan? Starting in Reverse?
1244
00:59:57.969 --> 00:59:58.630
Yeah, I don't know.
1245
00:59:58.650 --> 01:00:01.809
That's a tricky one because it's not really diminishing returns.
1246
01:00:02.070 --> 01:00:04.699
I mean, it's sort of a skip generational thing, although
1247
01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:10.400
Hollywood Confidential is great. Or High School Confidential, sorry. I
1248
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:12.360
don't know. How do we feel about Drew Barrymore? Is
1249
01:00:12.380 --> 01:00:15.000
she talented? Is there a point to her? Okay, no.
1250
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:17.139
Is there a point to her?
1251
01:00:17.179 --> 01:00:20.389
That's probably the better question. I don't love a lot
1252
01:00:20.429 --> 01:00:23.409
of her performances, but I will say she seems to
1253
01:00:23.469 --> 01:00:26.869
take what she does seriously. I don't think she thinks
1254
01:00:26.949 --> 01:00:29.380
it's all a joke. And especially like now she's gotten
1255
01:00:29.420 --> 01:00:32.380
into directing. So it's like she still kind of takes
1256
01:00:32.440 --> 01:00:35.940
her career seriously. Somehow she gets on screen and she
1257
01:00:35.980 --> 01:00:38.219
usually just kind of acts silly. But like, I don't,
1258
01:00:38.739 --> 01:00:42.139
I don't understand how one doesn't like improve the other.
1259
01:00:42.539 --> 01:00:44.400
You would think if she had just took no interest
1260
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:46.460
in her career, she would get those performances. But I
1261
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:49.059
feel like she still takes her career seriously, but her
1262
01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:53.320
acting not so seriously. Because that's like even watching Whip It.
1263
01:00:53.380 --> 01:00:55.599
Like I'm like, as a director, I don't have a
1264
01:00:55.619 --> 01:00:59.179
problem with her. When she's doing her cameo type performance,
1265
01:00:59.320 --> 01:01:01.829
it's horrible. It's like the worst thing in that movie
1266
01:01:02.309 --> 01:01:04.570
is her little bit part in it. So I don't know.
1267
01:01:04.590 --> 01:01:06.590
I'm like, maybe you should just do more directing because
1268
01:01:07.110 --> 01:01:08.590
you just keep doing Adam Sandler movies.
1269
01:01:08.610
--> 01:01:10.550
I don't think she's done anything good since E.T.
1270
01:01:11.050 --> 01:01:12.090
That was her pinnacle.
1271
01:01:12.170 --> 01:01:18.699
Firestarter. Firestarter. You know, okay. I can't believe I'm coming
1272
01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:19.260
out with this.
1273
01:01:19.860 --> 01:01:20.840
You love Charlie's Angels.
1274
01:01:21.099 --> 01:01:23.760
I thought Never Been Kissed was a good movie. I
1275
01:01:23.820 --> 01:01:26.929
enjoyed that movie. I thought she was campy and Fun
1276
01:01:26.969 --> 01:01:30.110
to watch. It's not going on the shelf of all-time favorites.
1277
01:01:30.130 --> 01:01:32.340
There's a level where she can do that stuff, and
1278
01:01:32.360 --> 01:01:33.340
that's the thing.
1279
01:01:33.619 --> 01:01:36.019
She was a comedic presence in that film. She really
1280
01:01:36.119 --> 01:01:38.719
carried off that, pulled off that character. I thought it
1281
01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:39.219
was good.
1282
01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:43.460
She's got a level where she can work, but I
1283
01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:46.460
don't know. Again, she just keeps doing Adam Sandler movies.
1284
01:01:47.130 --> 01:01:48.750
There's another new one for God's sakes.
1285
01:01:49.070 --> 01:01:50.949
She's one of those people also that can do anything
1286
01:01:50.989 --> 01:01:53.730
and it just becomes popular. She just released a book
1287
01:01:53.769 --> 01:01:56.199
a few months ago that is photos she took of
1288
01:01:56.570 --> 01:01:57.719
heart-shaped objects.
1289
01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:01.139
So it's an Instagram account.
1290
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:01.409
It is.
1291
01:02:01.440 --> 01:02:04.539
But they gave her a book deal. What the fuck?
1292
01:02:04.900 --> 01:02:06.380
That's exactly my thoughts.
1293
01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:07.719
Oh my god.
1294
01:02:07.739 --> 01:02:09.760
And then it's all about the preface.
1295
01:02:09.860 --> 01:02:12.039
I read the preface and it's all about love.
1296
01:02:12.119 --> 01:02:15.070
I've got to get out of here. We'll take a
1297
01:02:15.110 --> 01:02:17.070
break on that one.
1298
01:02:17.159 --> 01:02:19.269
It's really silly. And I was thinking she's going on
1299
01:02:19.289 --> 01:02:19.809
this big model.
1300
01:02:19.849 --> 01:02:22.210
I'm going to release a book of dick-shaped objects. How
1301
01:02:22.230 --> 01:02:24.210
about that? There's already three of them.
1302
01:02:24.230 --> 01:02:25.610
There's three of them out there.
1303
01:02:25.650 --> 01:02:26.889
It's phallic right here.
1304
01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:30.010
She's been married, like, what, seven times? And she's talking
1305
01:02:30.050 --> 01:02:34.750
about love and how, yeah, I don't know. She loves everyone. Apparently.
1306
01:02:34.769 --> 01:02:35.409
For real.
1307
01:02:35.469 --> 01:02:36.369
For a minute.
1308
01:02:37.309 --> 01:02:38.869
She loves scamming the public.
1309
01:02:39.550 --> 01:02:40.130
That's it.
1310
01:02:40.429 --> 01:02:41.789
I've never been kissed sucked.
1311
01:02:41.809 --> 01:02:43.130
She's mighty. I don't like her.
1312
01:02:43.170 --> 01:02:43.650
I'm sorry.
1313
01:02:43.889 --> 01:02:44.989
When's her album coming out?
1314
01:02:45.289 --> 01:02:45.969
Oh, God.
1315
01:02:46.010 --> 01:02:47.110
Yeah, probably next week.
1316
01:02:47.889 --> 01:02:48.250
Nice.
1317
01:02:48.269 --> 01:02:49.250
I don't like her.
1318
01:02:49.789 --> 01:02:50.130
The end.
1319
01:02:51.829 --> 01:02:53.070
Drew, we love you.
1320
01:02:53.639 --> 01:02:55.039
If you ever want to come.
1321
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:56.139
On the show.
1322
01:02:56.159 --> 01:02:58.320
She's a nerd. She's almost a non-person.
1323
01:02:58.340 --> 01:03:00.139
Lucy's thinking, I was this close to getting her for
1324
01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:02.320
the Harry Dean Stanton Fest. This close.
1325
01:03:02.340 --> 01:03:03.599
That's only my opinion.
1326
01:03:03.619 --> 01:03:06.280
Thanks, jackasses.
1327
01:03:06.320 --> 01:03:09.269
Bring Lionel with you. This will be interesting.
1328
01:03:09.289 --> 01:03:10.750
I don't know.
1329
01:03:10.769 --> 01:03:14.710
I mean, she did come from pretty big names up
1330
01:03:14.769 --> 01:03:17.710
there back in the day. And it's funny that, yeah,
1331
01:03:17.730 --> 01:03:18.780
she went in a totally different direction.
1332
01:03:19.349 --> 01:03:21.150
Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me.
1333
01:03:21.710 --> 01:03:25.610
Well, was she one of the producers for Donnie Darko?
1334
01:03:25.630 --> 01:03:29.570
Because wasn't she kind of influential in that being able
1335
01:03:29.590 --> 01:03:31.159
to happen? You didn't like that?
1336
01:03:31.320 --> 01:03:31.780
Oh, no.
1337
01:03:31.940 --> 01:03:33.320
I can't wait to do that episode.
1338
01:03:33.340 --> 01:03:34.360
We keep putting it on.
1339
01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:37.300
Why have we not done that episode? There'll be blood.
1340
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:38.920
It's going to get vicious.
1341
01:03:39.019 --> 01:03:39.880
You didn't like that either?
1342
01:03:39.900 --> 01:03:39.960
No.
1343
01:03:40.989 --> 01:03:44.750
Actually, I didn't, but that was not a reference to that.
1344
01:03:44.809 --> 01:03:46.889
I was just saying it's going to be a bloody episode.
1345
01:03:46.909 --> 01:03:48.329
Nods and Gunny Dark was fantastic.
1346
01:03:49.090 --> 01:03:50.289
Except the things that are great.
1347
01:03:50.309 --> 01:03:51.230
Except the things that you like.
1348
01:03:51.250 --> 01:03:51.869
And those things I love.
1349
01:03:52.250 --> 01:03:52.989
But most things.
1350
01:03:54.889 --> 01:03:57.309
Speaking of things I love, let's get this positive again.
1351
01:03:57.449 --> 01:04:00.449
Let's talk about the Houstons. Because the Houstons are the
1352
01:04:00.489 --> 01:04:02.239
family that I want the Cassavetes to be.
1353
01:04:03.119 --> 01:04:03.460
All right.
1354
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:07.139
So you start with Walter, who is an amazing actor.
1355
01:04:07.420 -->
01:04:10.260
And then you've got John, who is an amazing writer-director.
1356
01:04:10.739 --> 01:04:13.679
Also actor, maybe not his strong point, but still good.
1357
01:04:13.699 --> 01:04:14.469
But he liked doing it.
1358
01:04:14.610 --> 01:04:17.809
Yeah, you know, he did it for kicks. And then
1359
01:04:17.869 --> 01:04:20.670
you just have like a million Houstons after that. And
1360
01:04:20.710 --> 01:04:23.449
every time I feel like I see a really great performance,
1361
01:04:23.570 --> 01:04:26.050
and I'm like, who is this? Like, the sniper on
1362
01:04:26.090 --> 01:04:28.909
Boardwalk Empire. I was like, who is this guy? He's amazing.
1363
01:04:29.190 --> 01:04:32.739
Jack Houston. Sure enough, it's a Houston. Like, they're all
1364
01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:35.179
over the place. And they're phenomenal.
1365
01:04:35.400 --> 01:04:37.800
And they keep making them. And they had a.
1366
01:04:37.699 --> 01:04:39.159
City in Texas named after them.
1367
01:04:39.260 --> 01:04:41.300
Because they misspelled it, so that was dumb.
1368
01:04:41.320 --> 01:04:44.019
Texas fucks everything.
1369
01:04:44.059 --> 01:04:46.199
That's not true. We love you, Texas. We have a
1370
01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:47.980
lot of Texas listeners.
1371
01:04:48.239 --> 01:04:50.760
We really do.
1372
01:04:50.780 --> 01:04:52.690
Yeah, like two-thirds of our audience.
1373
01:04:52.750 --> 01:04:55.010
We have three people from Texas. For a long time,
1374
01:04:55.090 --> 01:04:58.690
it was like two-thirds Texas. I don't understand why. But
1375
01:04:58.730 --> 01:05:00.170
they're from Austin, which is a cool.
1376
01:05:00.590 --> 01:05:03.630
Because we love Texas. They teach creationism in the schools
1377
01:05:03.690 --> 01:05:06.769
in Texas. Just a brand full circle here.
1378
01:05:07.510 --> 01:05:08.650
That's a true story, isn't it?
1379
01:05:08.650 --> 01:05:09.050
Yes, it is.
1380
01:05:09.110 --> 01:05:09.309
Wow.
1381
01:05:09.909 --> 01:05:15.480
We love you, Texas. Anyway, so is Angelica knocking out kids?
1382
01:05:15.500 --> 01:05:18.320
It's probably a little late now, but... Yeah, I don't
1383
01:05:18.340 --> 01:05:18.639
think so.
1384
01:05:18.659 --> 01:05:21.940
When you have a relationship with Jack Nicholson for that long,
1385
01:05:22.039 --> 01:05:24.539
I think you just decide that maybe Offspring.
1386
01:05:24.159 --> 01:05:27.969
Isn't the best idea. Speaking of which, she's got a daughter.
1387
01:05:28.909 --> 01:05:29.489
She's a golfer.
1388
01:05:30.699 --> 01:05:31.199
She's well.
1389
01:05:31.260 --> 01:05:32.420
She's in a lot of stuff.
1390
01:05:32.440 --> 01:05:33.840
Was Rebecca Broussard, did they?
1391
01:05:33.860 --> 01:05:37.059
Is that Rebecca Broussard's kid? Add that one to the
1392
01:05:37.099 --> 01:05:38.679
list because it was one of the first ones that
1393
01:05:38.699 --> 01:05:43.480
came up. Lorraine Nicholson. She is in several movies now.
1394
01:05:43.619 --> 01:05:46.119
She's not the lead yet, but she's a Nicholson, so
1395
01:05:46.199 --> 01:05:50.030
they'll probably start giving her some. So I thought that was...
1396
01:05:50.050 --> 01:05:55.389
How old is she? 23. She's in that Soul Surfer movie,
1397
01:05:55.730 --> 01:05:58.070
but she's not the girl. She's like her friend, I guess.
1398
01:05:58.670 --> 01:06:01.289
She's one of the leads, but she's not, like, the girl.
1399
01:06:01.309 --> 01:06:03.530
So she's paying her dues. There you go. Well, I mean,
1400
01:06:03.550 --> 01:06:05.739
she paid her dues. Her dad's Jack Nicholson.
1401
01:06:06.460 --> 01:06:09.000
Who we might actually want for Hades to infest some years.
1402
01:06:09.739 --> 01:06:12.079
Hey, I like the guy, but, I mean, it's got
1403
01:06:12.099 --> 01:06:14.559
to be a rough childhood, right? Your dad's Jack Nicholson?
1404
01:06:14.739 --> 01:06:15.099
Come on.
1405
01:06:16.099 --> 01:06:20.690
I just thought of something. Tatum O'Neil and Ryan O'Neil
1406
01:06:20.869 --> 01:06:23.230
in Paper Moon. Being in the same movie.
1407
01:06:23.590 --> 01:06:24.110
Oh, wow.
1408
01:06:24.250 --> 01:06:25.909
That's so true. And I read... I didn't see it
1409
01:06:26.010 --> 01:06:28.590
until maybe two years ago, and I love... The Last
1410
01:06:28.610 --> 01:06:30.909
Picture Show is one of my favorite movies, and I
1411
01:06:31.250 --> 01:06:34.750
saw that, Paper Moon, and I read about how the
1412
01:06:34.769 --> 01:06:36.949
dynamic with them, too, and that's something that is an
1413
01:06:37.170 --> 01:06:42.170
extra element to this, is how their relationship, actually. Because
1414
01:06:42.210 --> 01:06:46.940
she was the youngest person to win an award, and
1415
01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:48.480
he was really awful to her.
1416
01:06:48.500 --> 01:06:54.780
Just one of the most tragic Hollywood relationships ever. Paternal relationships, yeah.
1417
01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:57.159
And that movie is fantastic. And their relationship in the
1418
01:06:57.199 --> 01:06:59.519
movie is... Yeah, anyway, I just thought of that.
1419
01:06:59.960 --> 01:07:03.119
Was that story about him hitting on her ever validated?
1420
01:07:03.139 --> 01:07:04.679
Do you guys remember that?
1421
01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:06.260
I read something that.
1422
01:07:07.159 --> 01:07:07.739
Go ahead.
1423
01:07:07.820 --> 01:07:13.329
Like in a... Like spanking her? Or like.
1424
01:07:13.590 --> 01:07:16.250
At an event and didn't know who she was and
1425
01:07:16.289 --> 01:07:19.360
hit on her. Like, they had become... Awkward.
1426
01:07:19.500 --> 01:07:20.019
Yeah.
1427
01:07:20.139 --> 01:07:23.699
And she was like, um, it's me, Tatum, you asshole.
1428
01:07:23.780 --> 01:07:25.780
Well, she was married to John McEnroe and all, like,
1429
01:07:25.800 --> 01:07:26.980
had a messed up thing.
1430
01:07:27.019 --> 01:07:29.389
Oh, God, I can't remember. I didn't know she had
1431
01:07:29.409 --> 01:07:30.969
a series of relationships in her
life.
1432
01:07:31.170 --> 01:07:32.409
And I almost want to say that was at Farrah
1433
01:07:32.429 --> 01:07:34.570
Fawcett's funeral, too, but I could be conflating that with
1434
01:07:34.630 --> 01:07:35.769
the Polanski story.
1435
01:07:35.789 --> 01:07:37.230
I don't know.
1436
01:07:37.250 --> 01:07:37.889
Oh, Ryan.
1437
01:07:37.909 --> 01:07:44.460
This is dangerously close to People Magazine territory here. All right, so,
1438
01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:45.840
Cruz Kidman.
1439
01:07:46.989 --> 01:07:48.269
Oh, God, Connor.
1440
01:07:48.829 --> 01:07:49.449
Oh, Connor.
1441
01:07:50.989 --> 01:07:56.340
Everyone's new favorite Smith. Is he moving into the Jaden territory?
1442
01:07:58.119 --> 01:08:01.170
Not that the remake of Red Dawn... It wasn't a
1443
01:08:01.170 --> 01:08:03.309
wet blanket to begin with. But he was the wet
1444
01:08:03.329 --> 01:08:05.150
blanket on the wet blanket.
1445
01:08:05.230 --> 01:08:07.489
I love that you actually watch these movies.
1446
01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:09.599
And can weigh in. Oh, I do. I do.
1447
01:08:09.659 --> 01:08:10.820
And tell us what we all suspected.
1448
01:08:15.159 --> 01:08:19.899
But we're afraid to confirm. I am not a student
1449
01:08:20.659 --> 01:08:23.930
of film history. I like what I like and I
1450
01:08:23.970 --> 01:08:26.409
watch what I watch. And the first time that I
1451
01:08:26.470 --> 01:08:30.149
see a film, I do it. purely for the joy
1452
01:08:30.229 --> 01:08:32.649
of watching a film. And then I go back and
1453
01:08:32.710 --> 01:08:36.090
ruin the experience for myself by dissecting it. But the
1454
01:08:36.130 --> 01:08:38.470
first time I watched a film, but Red Dawn was
1455
01:08:38.529 --> 01:08:41.960
one of those films where, you know, as bad as
1456
01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:44.979
it was in the 80s, I loved it. I loved
1457
01:08:45.020 --> 01:08:45.439
everything about it.
1458
01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:47.140
You have to love it, kind of.
1459
01:08:47.220 --> 01:08:53.079
Wolverines! Who doesn't love that? And just the remake of
1460
01:08:53.119 --> 01:08:55.819
that was like a Hitler painting.
1461
01:08:57.350 --> 01:08:58.300
I hear he was pretty good.
1462
01:08:58.319 --> 01:08:59.689
I don't know.
1463
01:08:59.710 --> 01:09:02.800
Red Dawn. i mean it i almost give it credit
1464
01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:05.770
for more like what it did at the time it
1465
01:09:05.810 --> 01:09:09.109
was tapping into a mentality that only existed at that
1466
01:09:09.170 --> 01:09:11.109
time and play and watching it now like if you're
1467
01:09:11.130 --> 01:09:13.779
a kid now watching that movie you don't Get it.
1468
01:09:13.829 --> 01:09:16.329
But like America was in such a weird point at
1469
01:09:16.390 --> 01:09:19.409
that in history that like that movie just sort of
1470
01:09:19.489 --> 01:09:22.039
nails it in a way, in a really cheesy way.
1471
01:09:22.100 --> 01:09:24.319
But like you kind of, I don't know. It's one
1472
01:09:24.340 --> 01:09:27.220
of those like we need to preserve that movie in
1473
01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:32.100
the Smithsonian because it captures a point in America that
1474
01:09:32.159 --> 01:09:33.880
I don't know if any other movie really does.
1475
01:09:33.979 --> 01:09:38.109
When I met my wife in 97 and so we're
1476
01:09:38.130 --> 01:09:40.090
at that getting to know you phase, you know, and
1477
01:09:40.109 --> 01:09:42.329
so I said, you've got to see this movie. And
1478
01:09:42.350 --> 01:09:44.609
I hadn't seen it in 15 years or whatever. I'm like,
1479
01:09:44.649 --> 01:09:46.329
you've got to see this movie. It was the greatest
1480
01:09:46.369 --> 01:09:49.920
movie ever. And I turned it on. And God bless her,
1481
01:09:49.989 --> 01:09:52.060
she watched it. She didn't say a word through the
1482
01:09:52.100 --> 01:09:54.560
entire thing. And afterwards she looked at me and said,
1483
01:09:55.340 --> 01:09:58.880
you had a very bad childhood, didn't you?
1484
01:09:59.460 --> 01:10:00.500
And then you wept for an hour.
1485
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:02.380
And then I wept. I was in the sucking my
1486
01:10:02.420 --> 01:10:04.260
thumb position.
1487
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:06.859
Well, there is something that differentiates why the first one
1488
01:10:06.880 --> 01:10:08.310
was so good as Harry Dean Stanton.
1489
01:10:08.970 --> 01:10:10.159
I figured we were going to go over there.
1490
01:10:10.189 --> 01:10:11.090
It really all comes back to that.
1491
01:10:11.850 --> 01:10:13.649
The thread that goes through all of fine films.
1492
01:10:13.670 --> 01:10:14.050
That's true.
1493
01:10:14.069 --> 01:10:14.590
And the fence.
1494
01:10:15.109 --> 01:10:15.770
That's true.
1495
01:10:15.789 --> 01:10:18.760
Which is why I love Molly Ringwald.
1496
01:10:21.500 --> 01:10:22.039
That's all you need.
1497
01:10:22.060 --> 01:10:25.000
Because she was in Pretty in Pink with Harry Dean Stanley.
1498
01:10:25.020 --> 01:10:28.350
Which was on TV yesterday. I watched it. That's right.
1499
01:10:28.689 --> 01:10:29.510
He's not in it enough.
1500
01:10:31.050 --> 01:10:39.189
And John Cryer, too much. Don't worry, he's cashing his
1501
01:10:39.229 --> 01:10:42.510
paychecks now. It all came full circle. Nobody cared about
1502
01:10:42.529 --> 01:10:44.949
him that much in the 80s, but I think about
1503
01:10:44.989 --> 01:10:46.939
how much he makes off that damn sitcom now.
1504
01:10:47.270 --> 01:10:49.239
John Cryer's hiding out? He didn't like that one?
1505
01:10:49.300 --> 01:10:52.720
See, that's the Morgan Stewart coming home. These are fine
1506
01:10:52.760 --> 01:10:54.899
films that he made, but didn't really cash the big
1507
01:10:54.920 --> 01:10:58.199
paychecks back in the day.
1508
01:10:58.460 --> 01:11:00.239
What about Bruce and Laura Dern?
1509
01:11:02.149 --> 01:11:02.479
Yeah.
1510
01:11:03.180 --> 01:11:05.779
And Diane Ladd. Don't forget Diane Ladd.
1511
01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:06.520
Oh,
yeah.
1512
01:11:07.399 --> 01:11:08.300
Mom's famous, too.
1513
01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:11.960
I don't like the way Laura Dern cries.
1514
01:11:11.979 --> 01:11:14.699
Oh, my God. It's sad that we brought that up
1515
01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:15.479
on this show before.
1516
01:11:16.020 --> 01:11:18.680
The Laura Dern cry face. The Laura Dern cry face.
1517
01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:23.520
It's like, well, it's like Jack Nicholson's Joker. That's who
1518
01:11:23.560 --> 01:11:24.640
she looks like when she cries.
1519
01:11:24.739 --> 01:11:25.689
It's horrifying.
1520
01:11:26.090 --> 01:11:27.090
That downturn.
1521
01:11:27.100 --> 01:11:27.189
Yeah.
1522
01:11:28.750 --> 01:11:30.909
I don't think it fits just fine in Blue Velvet
1523
01:11:30.970 --> 01:11:34.850
because it's disturbing. So, I mean, it fits really well
1524
01:11:34.890 --> 01:11:37.470
with Lynch kind of stuff. But trying to work it
1525
01:11:37.510 --> 01:11:38.689
in other movies, I don't know.
1526
01:11:38.869 --> 01:11:43.050
Well, Wild at Heart. Oh, yeah, because what's his name?
1527
01:11:43.649 --> 01:11:44.340
Harry Dean Stanton?
1528
01:11:44.609 --> 01:11:44.770
No.
1529
01:11:46.180 --> 01:11:46.779
Yes.
1530
01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:49.300
Nick Coppola?
1531
01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:49.800
Exactly.
1532
01:11:49.819 --> 01:11:53.479
That movie, I felt nauseous after that film.
1533
01:11:54.300 --> 01:11:54.819
Wild at Heart?
1534
01:11:54.979 --> 01:11:55.260
Yeah.
1535
01:11:55.880 --> 01:11:58.960
I really did. I felt sick. Because anything, the vomit
1536
01:11:58.979 --> 01:12:01.739
scene with her, and you didn't even see her puke,
1537
01:12:02.220 --> 01:12:03.270
but do you know the movie very well?
1538
01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:04.270
Yeah, I know the movie.
1539
01:12:04.359 --> 01:12:04.979
It's good.
1540
01:12:05.020 --> 01:12:05.829
It's been several years.
1541
01:12:05.850 --> 01:12:07.010
But I just can't ever watch it again.
1542
01:12:07.029 --> 01:12:08.479
It's been several years since I've seen it.
1543
01:12:08.649 --> 01:12:11.069
But yeah, that scene with her and Willem Dafoe.
1544
01:12:11.810 --> 01:12:12.949
See, that should make you sick.
1545
01:12:12.970 --> 01:12:13.689
When he was up in her hair.
1546
01:12:13.729 --> 01:12:14.229
Willem Dafoe.
1547
01:12:14.470 --> 01:12:15.569
That was a factor, yeah.
1548
01:12:15.609 --> 01:12:18.210
He's creepy. Yeah, but Willem Dafoe is another one which,
1549
01:12:18.390 --> 01:12:22.170
if he had a child in the industry, I'd probably watch.
1550
01:12:23.329 --> 01:12:24.090
Most definitely.
1551
01:12:24.489 --> 01:12:25.130
Without judgment.
1552
01:12:26.050 --> 01:12:27.909
Well, there's one that I'm rooting for. I mean, to
1553
01:12:28.170 --> 01:12:30.430
get to one that I was like, again, I don't
1554
01:12:30.489 --> 01:12:34.069
think it's broken through yet, but my beloved Leah Thompson
1555
01:12:34.109 --> 01:12:36.840
has a daughter who is now an actress and is
1556
01:12:37.100 --> 01:12:39.319
just kind of now coming through. She was on like
1557
01:12:39.340 --> 01:12:41.779
a Disney show and like now she's... Stop.
1558
01:12:42.060 --> 01:12:42.579
Stop right there.
1559
01:12:42.619 --> 01:12:43.000
No, no.
1560
01:12:43.119 --> 01:12:45.760
Even better. She's going to be on Vampire Academy.
1561
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:48.800
Too bad she couldn't have been in Red Dawn.
1562
01:12:48.899 --> 01:12:49.020
No.
1563
01:12:49.399 --> 01:12:50.399
Don't you say bad things about Zoe.
1564
01:12:50.430 --> 01:12:51.630
Leah Thompson was in the first one, right?
1565
01:12:51.989 --> 01:12:53.449
Leah Thompson was in the first one. Who was the other?
1566
01:12:53.609 --> 01:12:54.149
Jennifer Grey.
1567
01:12:54.170 --> 01:12:54.569
Jennifer Grey.
1568
01:12:54.590 --> 01:12:56.350
Yes. with original movies.
1569
01:12:56.380 --> 01:12:57.939
And we could do a, you could do an episode
1570
01:12:57.979 --> 01:13:00.960
on reconstructive surgery running careers.
1571
01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:03.859
Or making them.
1572
01:13:03.899 --> 01:13:04.319
Yeah.
1573
01:13:04.560 --> 01:13:06.159
Or ruining them and then making them.
1574
01:13:06.359 --> 01:13:06.899
That's right.
1575
01:13:06.939 --> 01:13:07.180
Yeah.
1576
01:13:07.479 --> 01:13:09.890
What happened with that? Or what's an example of that?
1577
01:13:10.229 --> 01:13:11.890
I think there's only one example of that and that's
1578
01:13:11.930 --> 01:13:12.489
Mickey Rourke.
1579
01:13:13.149 --> 01:13:14.369
Oh, oh yeah, right.
1580
01:13:14.409 --> 01:13:17.130
Yes. They're like, oh no, this face cannot.
1581
01:13:16.890 --> 01:13:17.409
Be in movies.
1582
01:13:17.529 --> 01:13:19.989
Oh wait, this face can be in a very specific
1583
01:13:20.029 --> 01:13:20.770
kind of movie.
1584
01:13:20.989 --> 01:13:23.659
Yeah. And we'll keep making that movie.
1585
01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:26.779
Which was funny because remember that movie Johnny Handsome that
1586
01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:27.079
he did?
1587
01:13:27.100 --> 01:13:28.659
I didn't see that.
1588
01:13:28.680 --> 01:13:31.520
It's actually worth seeing. It's really interesting. No, it's Morgan
1589
01:13:31.560 --> 01:13:34.170
Freeman and who's the woman in it?
1590
01:13:34.189 --> 01:13:36.750
It was one of those cable standards. They played that
1591
01:13:36.789 --> 01:13:38.069
thing to death back in the day.
1592
01:13:38.090 --> 01:13:41.810
Because it's all about his he had a reconstructive surgery.
1593
01:13:42.710 --> 01:13:44.850
It was like this experimental thing and it made him
1594
01:13:45.649 --> 01:13:46.270
Mickey Rourke.
1595
01:13:46.350 --> 01:13:47.630
It made him beautiful.
1596
01:13:47.649 --> 01:13:48.829
But he was trying to get out of crime and
1597
01:13:48.850 --> 01:13:50.250
it was like a new life but then he got back.
1598
01:13:50.350 --> 01:13:52.210
But it's And it's interesting because it's kind of a
1599
01:13:52.210 --> 01:13:55.220
little
foreshadowing. Because I think after, I think around that
1600
01:13:55.260 --> 01:13:56.840
time he was starting to get into boxing.
1601
01:13:57.159 --> 01:13:57.500
Yeah.
1602
01:13:57.539 --> 01:13:59.779
Because Rumble was, what was Rumblefish?
1603
01:13:59.859 --> 01:14:03.439
That was 85? Rumblefish was 83 years. A couple of classic.
1604
01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:05.079
I love it. Yeah.
1605
01:14:05.140 --> 01:14:06.979
It might have been 85.
1606
01:14:06.979 --> 01:14:08.979
Yeah, because Outsiders I think was 83.
1607
01:14:08.979 --> 01:14:09.649
Yeah.
1608
01:14:10.550 --> 01:14:15.329
And then Johnny Handsome was late 80s. But then, yeah,
1609
01:14:15.350 --> 01:14:16.609
so anyway, I just thought of that.
1610
01:14:17.289 --> 01:14:19.189
I feel like Mike's having an important thought.
1611
01:14:19.250 --> 01:14:23.770
Yeah, I'm following the chain. Estevez with Swayze with, and
1612
01:14:23.789 --> 01:14:26.029
then you've got the Sheens. Yeah.
1613
01:14:26.050 --> 01:14:28.050
That's what I was going to say. That was on
1614
01:14:28.069 --> 01:14:32.470
my list, too. The Sheen-Estevez clan, as it were. Which
1615
01:14:32.510 --> 01:14:35.399
I will say is the only funny thing, the only
1616
01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:39.659
somewhat clever thing in the most recent Machete film, and yes,
1617
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:42.699
I watched the most recent Machete film, is the fact
1618
01:14:42.739 --> 01:14:45.500
that they cast Charlie Sheen as the President of the
1619
01:14:45.560 --> 01:14:48.779
United States. That was funny casting, I'm sorry. Like, that
1620
01:14:48.880 --> 01:14:51.319
was pretty damn funny. That's kind of the best joke
1621
01:14:51.359 --> 01:14:51.880
in the movie.
1622
01:14:52.020 --> 01:14:53.560
I was just thinking, I can't believe I didn't see
1623
01:14:53.600 --> 01:14:55.560
that film, and then I remembered, oh yeah, I did.
1624
01:14:56.239 --> 01:14:57.420
And then I completely forgot it.
1625
01:14:57.750 --> 01:14:59.029
Yeah, it's kind of like that.
1626
01:14:59.050 --> 01:15:00.149
It was just gone.
1627
01:15:00.630 --> 01:15:02.770
I'm looking forward to the machete in space.
1628
01:15:03.989 --> 01:15:07.989
I feel that... And there's the other... There's Charlie and Emilio,
1629
01:15:08.029 --> 01:15:09.170
and then there's... Who's the third one?
1630
01:15:09.210 --> 01:15:09.510
Renee.
1631
01:15:10.180 --> 01:15:15.210
Oh, no. It's Estevez. It's another Estevez. It's... I can't
1632
01:15:15.250 --> 01:15:15.930
remember his name.
1633
01:15:15.949 --> 01:15:17.770
There's a Renee Estevez and then Ramon.
1634
01:15:18.109 --> 01:15:18.449
Ramon.
1635
01:15:18.529 --> 01:15:18.930
Ramon.
1636
01:15:19.010 --> 01:15:19.109
Yeah.
1637
01:15:19.170 --> 01:15:20.510
Now, who's Renee?
1638
01:15:20.529 --> 01:15:20.949
What is Renee?
1639
01:15:20.970 --> 01:15:24.649
Renee is the daughter. I'm trying to think. She's younger
1640
01:15:24.729 --> 01:15:26.510
than both of them, I think.
And she's been in
1641
01:15:26.550 --> 01:15:29.329
a couple of things. I've seen her. We'll leave it
1642
01:15:29.369 --> 01:15:29.750
at that.
1643
01:15:30.229 --> 01:15:30.609
Okay.
1644
01:15:31.069 --> 01:15:32.949
But, again, it was just one of those, oh, there's
1645
01:15:33.010 --> 01:15:33.729
another Estevez.
1646
01:15:34.050 --> 01:15:38.239
But it's the mother that's, Charlie's mother is different though, right?
1647
01:15:38.720 --> 01:15:40.319
Or do they all have the same mother? I thought
1648
01:15:40.340 --> 01:15:42.199
they were the same. And he just chose to use
1649
01:15:42.220 --> 01:15:42.819
the name.
1650
01:15:42.859 --> 01:15:43.500
Yeah.
1651
01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:44.420
He was the asshole.
1652
01:15:44.850 --> 01:15:48.029
I don't want to be Esther. That freaking Emilio gets
1653
01:15:48.090 --> 01:15:51.109
on my nerve. Oh wait, we keep making movies together.
1654
01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:54.140
Are you showing, are they going to show Repo Man?
1655
01:15:54.380 --> 01:15:55.420
We've shown it twice now.
1656
01:15:55.479 --> 01:15:56.880
Because I've never seen it and I was thinking that
1657
01:15:56.899 --> 01:15:58.020
would be a great way to see it for the
1658
01:15:58.039 --> 01:15:58.779
first time.
1659
01:15:58.800 --> 01:16:02.340
I would love to show it. I actually, I can't
1660
01:16:02.359 --> 01:16:03.039
see this on.
1661
01:16:05.119 --> 01:16:10.189
The air.
1662
01:16:10.250 --> 01:16:12.930
Yeah, anyway. Oh, now I'm having a sad moment. Wait,
1663
01:16:12.949 --> 01:16:13.270
hold on.
1664
01:16:13.470 --> 01:16:13.859
Moving on.
1665
01:16:14.380 --> 01:16:17.619
Emilio Estevez. Yeah, I would love to show it again.
1666
01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:20.000
I would love Emilio Estevez to come. He's like a
1667
01:16:20.039 --> 01:16:21.659
horse industry kind of person.
1668
01:16:21.720 --> 01:16:22.020
Oh, really?
1669
01:16:22.140 --> 01:16:23.220
I feel like he might be accessible.
1670
01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:27.010
Seems like I'm not doing much these days. But he doesn't...
1671
01:16:27.510 --> 01:16:31.430
He's directing. Last year or so, they did a huge
1672
01:16:31.590 --> 01:16:35.050
Breakfast Club reunion, and everybody was there except Emilio.
1673
01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:35.810
Really?
1674
01:16:35.949 --> 01:16:37.159
And it was like in L.A.
1675
01:16:37.220 --> 01:16:37.720
What?
1676
01:16:37.779 --> 01:16:40.800
Yeah. It was like they had them all on stage.
1677
01:16:40.819 --> 01:16:41.260
They were all.
1678
01:16:42.050 --> 01:16:44.699
Judd Nelson is telling stories. Like, he bothered to show up,
1679
01:16:44.970 --> 01:16:47.649
but Emilio wouldn't come? I was like, what? The Ally
1680
01:16:47.670 --> 01:16:48.850
Sheedy would stop being crazy for a few minutes.
1681
01:16:48.890 --> 01:16:50.390
Was Michael Hall there? Was Anthony Michael Hall there? Yeah.
1682
01:16:50.710 --> 01:16:52.869
Everybody in the cast was there, except Emilio.
1683
01:16:52.909 --> 01:16:55.869
Which, point of no return, by the way. His big
1684
01:16:56.229 --> 01:16:58.760
breakaway movie. If anybody's ever seen that.
1685
01:16:58.800 --> 01:16:59.489
Not Johnny B. Goode?
1686
01:17:00.579 --> 01:17:02.279
No, this was point of no return.
1687
01:17:02.319 --> 01:17:03.640
Not the remake of La Femme Nikita.
1688
01:17:05.390 --> 01:17:08.069
That is blasphemy. I can't even watch that movie. Luc
1689
01:17:08.090 --> 01:17:09.489
Besson is a god.
1690
01:17:09.520 --> 01:17:10.760
I know.
1691
01:17:11.659 --> 01:17:18.140
Please. I almost threw it out. Have you seen his
1692
01:17:18.199 --> 01:17:21.840
recent fantasy movie? I actually almost started it, but I
1693
01:17:21.880 --> 01:17:26.880
wanted to wait. It's a French where this girl finds
1694
01:17:26.920 --> 01:17:30.180
a pterodactyl. It sort of looks like a Terry Gilliam
1695
01:17:30.220 --> 01:17:30.460
type movie.
1696
01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:31.020
Creationism.
1697
01:17:31.300 --> 01:17:32.090
We're back on Creationism.
1698
01:17:32.100 --> 01:17:34.390
This is so exciting. He's remaking Pre-Hysteria?
1699
01:17:34.470 --> 01:17:37.600
I'll look it up. But it's a Lucas Sun movie.
1700
01:17:37.659 --> 01:17:40.340
He comes out with just... He's so under the radar.
1701
01:17:40.359 --> 01:17:42.560
You don't even know that.
1702
01:17:42.380 --> 01:17:46.159
His movies are coming out. The sad thing is he's
1703
01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:46.840
doing Taken 3.
1704
01:17:46.819 --> 01:17:49.460
Oh, wow.
1705
01:17:50.060 --> 01:17:53.319
So he goes from things like The Big Blue and
1706
01:17:53.359 --> 01:17:56.829
then Le Femme Nikita, which is just... I saw that
1707
01:17:56.890 --> 01:18:01.470
movie in the theaters probably 20 times. I went back
1708
01:18:01.649 --> 01:18:04.130
again and again and again. I absolutely love that film.
1709
01:18:05.189 --> 01:18:08.329
And then he goes off and he does the professional
1710
01:18:08.470 --> 01:18:09.789
and then he goes off and does something.
1711
01:18:09.810 --> 01:18:12.529
Fifth Element. I like the Fifth Element. I like the
1712
01:18:12.590 --> 01:18:13.210
Fifth Element.
1713
01:18:13.229 --> 01:18:16.430
I think the Fifth Element is a fun movie. It's
1714
01:18:16.470 --> 01:18:21.270
a fun movie. Chris Tucker. Anytime you can stick Chris
1715
01:18:21.310 --> 01:18:22.010
Tucker in a film.
1716
01:18:22.270 --> 01:18:23.470
I'm going to watch it.
1717
01:18:23.869 --> 01:18:24.479
I'm going to watch it.
1718
01:18:24.489 --> 01:18:27.350
They went 15 years and didn't, so I mean. He's
1719
01:18:27.409 --> 01:18:29.170
just now coming back.
1720
01:18:29.229 --> 01:18:30.880
He's coming back, damn it.
1721
01:18:31.050 --> 01:18:32.850
He's in Lexington right now, I think, as we speak.
1722
01:18:33.380 --> 01:18:33.800
Is he really?
1723
01:18:33.819 --> 01:18:34.939
Yeah, in the comedy off-Broadway.
1724
01:18:35.119 --> 01:18:37.159
I think he's fantastic. I love watching that guy.
1725
01:18:38.380 --> 01:18:44.310
He's sort of redeemed himself. Chris Tucker does really good.
1726
01:18:44.369 --> 01:18:47.609
I was amazed at how normal he could be and
1727
01:18:47.649 --> 01:18:49.329
yet still kind of deliver a good performance.
1728
01:18:49.460 --> 01:18:51.899
Chris tucker does what i think a good actor is
1729
01:18:51.939 --> 01:18:54.279
supposed to do which is make you forget what you're
1730
01:18:54.300 --> 01:18:57.420
doing you know i watch that guy and i just
1731
01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:00.979
am so mesmerized you know he just starts going on
1732
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:03.319
and on and it's like you were just a fascinating
1733
01:19:03.359 --> 01:19:05.359
guy i would love to talk to you over dinner
1734
01:19:05.390 --> 01:19:08.159
something he is something else Well.
1735
01:19:08.180 --> 01:19:10.760
The one, it's the Extraordinary Adventures of, it's like 2010,
1736
01:19:10.760 --> 01:19:12.220
Adele something.
1737
01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:13.899
No, I didn't know anything about that.
1738
01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:15.579
It started, and it looks really cool.
1739
01:19:15.680 --> 01:19:18.380
It's like most of his recent movies. What is he
1740
01:19:18.399 --> 01:19:18.859
doing now?
1741
01:19:18.899 --> 01:19:19.760
And most of his movies.
1742
01:19:19.779 --> 01:19:21.100
He's doing Taken 3.
1743
01:19:21.100 --> 01:19:22.600
Lucy is a movie that's coming out.
1744
01:19:23.699 --> 01:19:24.439
Which looks great.
1745
01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:25.279
Is that, what's her name?
1746
01:19:25.300 --> 01:19:26.819
That's the girl with your hands down.
1747
01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:27.880
Yeah, I saw the trailer for it yesterday. I think
1748
01:19:27.899 --> 01:19:28.840
she's like Drew Barrymore.
1749
01:19:28.880 --> 01:19:32.140
She's almost, they're both like inert people. Maybe that's what
1750
01:19:32.199 --> 01:19:34.460
works to her benefit. I've come full.
1751
01:19:34.020 --> 01:19:37.470
Circle on her. She's a non-person. I've come totally around.
1752
01:19:37.569 --> 01:19:41.670
I went in with no expectations early on, especially as
1753
01:19:41.710 --> 01:19:44.270
she started becoming the hot chick that they just stuck
1754
01:19:44.310 --> 01:19:47.770
in any movie. These last five or six years, she
1755
01:19:47.810 --> 01:19:52.029
keeps turning in more solid performances. Sometimes in movies that
1756
01:19:52.050 --> 01:19:54.350
you wouldn't even expect her to have a good role.
1757
01:19:54.630 --> 01:19:58.949
I don't know. I think she's turning into a legit actress.
1758
01:19:59.350 --> 01:20:02.909
We're going to see this Oscar nominations thrown at her.
1759
01:20:03.010 --> 01:20:05.699
Maybe it's just Name recognition at this point, I don't know.
1760
01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:07.920
But I think she's turning in good work.
1761
01:20:07.939 --> 01:20:10.619
Well, the first thing I saw her in was Ghost World.
1762
01:20:11.340 --> 01:20:11.920
And she was great.
1763
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:12.420
She was great.
1764
01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:13.380
Yeah, that was fantastic.
1765
01:20:13.399 --> 01:20:15.050
And what happened to Thor Birch?
1766
01:20:15.090 --> 01:20:19.710
Thor Birch, I actually... I love her. There was a
1767
01:20:19.869 --> 01:20:21.550
film that I was working on not too long ago
1768
01:20:21.590 --> 01:20:25.869
where we contacted Thor's... management oh cool yeah so she
1769
01:20:26.069 --> 01:20:28.550
she ended up she was attached to another project.
1770
01:20:28.229 --> 01:20:30.630
And couldn't do it but i haven't heard anything.
1771
01:20:30.289 --> 01:20:33.850
Yeah she's she's doing i mean she's doing what so
1772
01:20:33.949 --> 01:20:36.670
many actors in hollywood do which is they just take
1773
01:20:36.710 --> 01:20:39.260
work to work they've got to keep their sag car
1774
01:20:39.270 --> 01:20:42.739
they've got to keep their insurance so she's doing she's
1775
01:20:42.779 --> 01:20:45.239
doing as much as she can um you know and
1776
01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:48.039
unfortunately the the project that we threw at her just
1777
01:20:48.079 --> 01:20:51.899
kind of overlapped with something else and so Didn't work out. But, yeah,
1778
01:20:52.029 --> 01:20:54.470
she's game and was really friendly and willing to look
1779
01:20:54.489 --> 01:20:58.229
at the script and great agent. I mean, fantastic agent.
1780
01:20:58.250 --> 01:21:02.210
The guy was, you know, so easy to deal with. So, yeah.
1781
01:21:02.710 --> 01:21:03.170
Dora Birch.
1782
01:21:03.390 --> 01:21:03.810
Dora Birch.
1783
01:21:03.829 --> 01:21:04.489
We're on our set.
1784
01:21:04.529 --> 01:21:04.729
Fun.
1785
01:21:05.369 --> 01:21:05.550
Cool.
1786
01:21:05.569 --> 01:21:06.550
Yeah, fan. I'm a fan.
1787
01:21:06.569 --> 01:21:07.210
All right.
1788
01:21:07.229 --> 01:21:07.649
American Beauty.
1789
01:21:07.850 --> 01:21:09.390
You all like Dora Birch?
1790
01:21:09.430 --> 01:21:11.390
I think I've only seen her in that and Ghost World.
1791
01:21:12.270 --> 01:21:12.930
I don't know what else.
1792
01:21:14.449 --> 01:21:15.489
She's done a lot of good stuff.
1793
01:21:15.529 --> 01:21:17.270
She was in Present Danger when she was a kid. Oh,
1794
01:21:17.300 --> 01:21:17.800
that's right.
1795
01:21:17.810 --> 01:21:17.989
Yeah.
1796
01:21:19.180 --> 01:21:20.039
Boy, I pulled that out.
1797
01:21:20.060 --> 01:21:22.310
It's impressive.
1798
01:21:22.470 --> 01:21:24.130
I do that all the time.
1799
01:21:24.970 --> 01:21:25.470
There you go.
1800
01:21:25.590 --> 01:21:27.109
And it frightens people. Wasn't he in that Dungeons and
1801
01:21:27.130 --> 01:21:30.420
Dragons movie, too? Yeah. I think so. That was like
1802
01:21:30.439 --> 01:21:31.479
their big name.
1803
01:21:31.760 --> 01:21:32.140
Yeah, yeah.
1804
01:21:32.180 --> 01:21:33.600
That was their big name. That was their big name.
1805
01:21:33.619 --> 01:21:34.939
That was right after American Beauty.
1806
01:21:35.020 --> 01:21:35.430
Mm-hmm.
1807
01:21:35.449 --> 01:21:38.979
Yeah. That's like having Michael Madsen as your big name.
1808
01:21:39.579 --> 01:21:42.390
And Michael Madsen as the beaver.
1809
01:21:42.649 --> 01:21:45.390
Alright.
1810
01:21:45.409 --> 01:21:52.369
How about the Paltros with a very popular actress these days. Man,
1811
01:21:52.390 --> 01:21:54.949
she needs to stop talking to the press. She really does.
1812
01:21:54.989 --> 01:21:56.939
She just digs the hole deeper every time.
1813
01:21:57.140 --> 01:21:57.600
What happened?
1814
01:21:59.979 --> 01:22:03.180
Well, she, as a Hollywood mother, has it a little
1815
01:22:03.239 --> 01:22:08.579
harder than most working mothers. Oh, that's I was like, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, really?
1816
01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:10.979
Just go back to uncoupling or whatever it is you're
1817
01:22:11.000 --> 01:22:14.159
doing right now because just stop talking to people. You're
1818
01:22:14.180 --> 01:22:14.720
making it worse.
1819
01:22:14.859 --> 01:22:17.270
Oh, that's right. Yeah, she's uncoupling with her.
1820
01:22:17.279 --> 01:22:17.829
She's uncoupling.
1821
01:22:18.329 --> 01:22:23.829
Her other hardworking, famous person, husband thing. Well, didn't they
1822
01:22:23.850 --> 01:22:24.609
name their kid Apple?
1823
01:22:25.250 --> 01:22:27.649
Yeah, there's an Apple. So let's go into this a
1824
01:22:27.649 --> 01:22:31.960
little deeper. Let's get. I haven't read these reports because
1825
01:22:32.000 --> 01:22:35.319
I generally avoid anything that has to do with Gwyneth.
1826
01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:38.649
paltrow so i'd like to learn more about this please go.
1827
01:22:38.909 --> 01:22:41.930
On um details i mean that was the one that
1828
01:22:42.050 --> 01:22:44.270
most recently got her in trouble as she was just
1829
01:22:44.329 --> 01:22:46.850
making some sort of comment on how it's hard when
1830
01:22:46.890 --> 01:22:50.300
you know you have to go off and be gone
1831
01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:52.579
for a couple of weeks from your children for once
1832
01:22:52.659 --> 01:22:56.680
a year you know most working mothers in america were
1833
01:22:56.739 --> 01:22:59.420
kind of outraged by that like every day of our
1834
01:22:59.460 --> 01:23:02.250
lives we do this and we don't make multi-millions of
1835
01:23:02.289 --> 01:23:05.640
dollars for the job that we're doing so yeah She
1836
01:23:05.649 --> 01:23:08.819
kind of probably shouldn't have said that. And that was
1837
01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:09.319
after the end.
1838
01:23:09.279 --> 01:23:11.340
Of the couple. This is in the same category as
1839
01:23:11.420 --> 01:23:13.119
Drew Barrymore's Heart-Shaped Book.
1840
01:23:14.100 --> 01:23:15.119
I think they should say these things.
1841
01:23:15.140 --> 01:23:17.100
Well, she did just do a book, didn't she?
1842
01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:19.520
Some sort of home... Or she's definitely got her website
1843
01:23:19.539 --> 01:23:21.220
that she wants to be Martha Stewart.
1844
01:23:21.239 --> 01:23:23.390
Good, let's send her to jail.
1845
01:23:23.590 --> 01:23:25.270
Appeal to, like, working moms.
1846
01:23:25.289 --> 01:23:28.069
That could be a range, if you have the connection.
1847
01:23:28.090 --> 01:23:29.090
Gwyneth, you're in.
1848
01:23:30.189 --> 01:23:31.109
Hollywood jail.
1849
01:23:31.229 --> 01:23:31.510
Cell C.
1850
01:23:31.529 --> 01:23:31.770
Sorry.
1851
01:23:35.439 --> 01:23:36.380
Nanny can't come.
1852
01:23:37.420 --> 01:23:38.899
But yeah, I mean, we're going to have to contend
1853
01:23:38.939 --> 01:23:42.430
with those children. I mean, we just have to deal
1854
01:23:42.470 --> 01:23:43.270
with the inevitability.
1855
01:23:43.289 --> 01:23:45.569
Something is going to be starring Apple, is what you're saying.
1856
01:23:45.590 --> 01:23:48.470
Yeah, that Apple Martin will be.
1857
01:23:48.489 --> 01:23:53.409
Okay, if we're working backwards, what do we think about Blythe?
1858
01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:57.300
Is she going downhill then? Blythe was actually a good actress,
1859
01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:00.470
and now Gwyneth is not holding up her own.
1860
01:24:02.109 --> 01:24:04.880
Blythe is a working actress and that's and always.
1861
01:24:04.659 --> 01:24:07.359
Kind of and working with osteoporosis bless her heart yeah
1862
01:24:07.520 --> 01:24:11.579
yeah there you go based on those commercials so she's.
1863
01:24:11.460 --> 01:24:17.500
I work with allergies if that means anything to anybody
1864
01:24:17.579 --> 01:24:21.470
I have horrible seasonal allergies but you don't see me
1865
01:24:21.510 --> 01:24:25.729
on a commercial good town no I think Blythe I
1866
01:24:25.770 --> 01:24:29.350
think Blythe is just she's just a working actress who
1867
01:24:29.510 --> 01:24:32.550
fills the role and it's like You know her name,
1868
01:24:32.569 --> 01:24:34.590
I think, because of Gwyneth.
1869
01:24:35.930 --> 01:24:37.770
These days, well, that's what I was going to say.
1870
01:24:37.810 --> 01:24:39.729
That's one of those examples of, like, whether or not
1871
01:24:39.770 --> 01:24:44.170
you think talent-wise, definitely popularity and just money-wise, she became
1872
01:24:44.229 --> 01:24:47.409
a much bigger star than her mother ever was.
1873
01:24:47.449 --> 01:24:48.250
Yeah, yeah.
1874
01:24:49.210 --> 01:24:51.829
So then we can go to Angelina Jolie.
1875
01:24:52.970 --> 01:24:53.569
Oh, my gosh.
1876
01:24:54.090 --> 01:24:57.810
Much bigger star these days because John turns in some
1877
01:24:57.850 --> 01:24:59.279
scary performances now.
1878
01:24:59.500 --> 01:25:00.460
He was great in Anaconda.
1879
01:25:01.069 --> 01:25:05.329
Yeah, see? That's his best work. Then a little down,
1880
01:25:05.350 --> 01:25:07.729
you know, Midnight Cowboy, but mostly Anaconda.
1881
01:25:08.489 --> 01:25:11.329
I just realized something. I'm sorry, I'm totally changing the subject.
1882
01:25:11.350 --> 01:25:14.810
I'm actually going back two steps. I was
thinking about
1883
01:25:14.850 --> 01:25:17.270
Gwyneth Paltrow and the phenomenon of Gwyneth Paltrow, and I
1884
01:25:17.300 --> 01:25:20.500
was thinking about Drew Barrymore and the phenomenon of Drew Barrymore,
1885
01:25:20.520 --> 01:25:25.460
because it's not entirely dissimilar. They come from working parents
1886
01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:28.960
who were in the industry but who didn't experience wild success.
1887
01:25:29.649 --> 01:25:33.520
necessarily in terms of fame um and then i realized
1888
01:25:33.529 --> 01:25:36.680
what the common thread is steven spielberg was both of
1889
01:25:36.720 --> 01:25:41.699
their godfathers that's the trick really yeah.
1890
01:25:41.779 --> 01:25:44.300
Yeah so spielberg is to blame.
1891
01:25:44.079 --> 01:25:47.560
Yeah pretty much way to go steven yeah he just
1892
01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:49.119
cast them both as kids.
1893
01:25:48.859 --> 01:25:51.020
What did what did gwyneth paltrow do young.
1894
01:25:51.079 --> 01:25:56.430
She did hook started it all oh yeah.
1895
01:25:58.029 --> 01:25:59.670
That was like 90. When was that?
1896
01:26:00.510 --> 01:26:01.970
I don't know.
1897
01:26:02.010 --> 01:26:02.550
Back there.
1898
01:26:02.550 --> 01:26:02.829
93?
1899
01:26:02.829 --> 01:26:05.289
Was it 93? How old is she?
1900
01:26:06.770 --> 01:26:08.369
She's like 40 now, right?
1901
01:26:08.810 --> 01:26:09.270
Ancient.
1902
01:26:09.439 --> 01:26:10.569
She's old enough to know better.
1903
01:26:10.680 --> 01:26:12.399
Born in 74, so she was a teenager.
1904
01:26:12.420 --> 01:26:14.819
Old enough to know better.
1905
01:26:15.060 --> 01:26:18.800
But yeah, so I guess the moral of the story
1906
01:26:18.819 --> 01:26:21.000
is if you want your kid to be successful in Hollywood,
1907
01:26:21.020 --> 01:26:23.420
you just make Steven Spielberg the godfather, which I don't
1908
01:26:23.439 --> 01:26:24.739
think is a title you can turn down.
1909
01:26:24.810 --> 01:26:25.710
I'll see what I can do.
1910
01:26:25.729 --> 01:26:29.119
Yeah. What, you mean Steven can't turn down B & S?
1911
01:26:29.500 --> 01:26:31.199
I don't think you can, can you? I mean, you
1912
01:26:31.239 --> 01:26:33.399
just sort of appoint somebody, don't you? I don't know
1913
01:26:33.430 --> 01:26:34.430
how it works. I don't have kids.
1914
01:26:34.710 --> 01:26:35.670
I would think they'd have to agree.
1915
01:26:35.689 --> 01:26:36.869
I'll report back to you.
1916
01:26:37.369 --> 01:26:38.989
I don't know if you can do it at gunpoint
1917
01:26:39.069 --> 01:26:39.590
or anything.
1918
01:26:40.430 --> 01:26:43.000
Did you hear how, was it C. Thomas Howells, is
1919
01:26:43.020 --> 01:26:43.460
that his name?
1920
01:26:43.859 --> 01:26:44.079
Yeah.
1921
01:26:44.159 --> 01:26:46.260
He was an EET, and that's how he got, he
1922
01:26:46.500 --> 01:26:48.680
started his career. He was a stunt kid.
1923
01:26:48.699 --> 01:26:48.899
Yeah.
1924
01:26:49.010 --> 01:26:49.430
Was he really?
1925
01:26:49.449 --> 01:26:50.710
That's how he got into the movie. He was a
1926
01:26:50.729 --> 01:26:53.539
stunt kid for the bikes, for the bike scene. And
1927
01:26:53.760 --> 01:26:55.819
then he liked his presence, apparently, so he's like, why
1928
01:26:55.840 --> 01:26:56.770
don't you just be in the movie?
1929
01:26:57.800 --> 01:26:58.500
He was on the show.
1930
01:26:58.539 --> 01:27:00.159
And that's how he told us that.
1931
01:27:00.340 --> 01:27:01.239
Maybe that's where I heard it.
1932
01:27:01.270 --> 01:27:01.600
Probably.
1933
01:27:01.659 --> 01:27:03.550
So it all comes back around.
1934
01:27:03.609 --> 01:27:06.949
Isn't that crazy? His dad was a stuntman, and he
1935
01:27:07.170 --> 01:27:09.350
started learning from him, and he was the only kid
1936
01:27:09.390 --> 01:27:11.369
who could ride a bike and do the stunts. The
1937
01:27:11.409 --> 01:27:13.850
other kids were all actors, so that's how he ended
1938
01:27:13.899 --> 01:27:15.060
up being one of the kids on the bike, is
1939
01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:17.119
because he could do the jumps or whatever they had
1940
01:27:17.159 --> 01:27:19.340
to do over stuff, because he knew how to do them.
1941
01:27:19.439 --> 01:27:21.079
And he was probably, what, 15 or 16 then?
1942
01:27:21.100 --> 01:27:22.840
Something like that, yeah. He was pretty young.
1943
01:27:23.359 --> 01:27:24.979
What all, he did the hitcher, and then.
1944
01:27:25.609 --> 01:27:27.189
He's done quite a bit.
1945
01:27:27.270 --> 01:27:29.010
He's an outsider.
1946
01:27:29.329 --> 01:27:30.829
Soul man.
1947
01:27:31.850 --> 01:27:36.340
Oh my god. We don't talk about that. The amazing Spider-Man.
1948
01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:41.460
We'll go with something more recent. He has a small
1949
01:27:41.479 --> 01:27:43.659
part in the newer first one.
1950
01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:44.239
I haven't seen that.
1951
01:27:45.140 --> 01:27:47.239
I don't love it. What's that?
1952
01:27:47.380 --> 01:27:49.100
I don't love it. I don't love that guy.
1953
01:27:50.180 --> 01:27:51.039
Is Sam Raimi done then?
1954
01:27:51.079 --> 01:27:53.960
He's no Spidey. He's been done.
1955
01:27:53.979 --> 01:27:55.279
I love Ponyboy.
1956
01:27:55.680 --> 01:27:57.659
No, not Ponyboy. I like him. I was talking about
1957
01:27:57.680 --> 01:27:58.380
the new Spider-Man.
1958
01:27:58.500 --> 01:27:58.840
Oh, okay.
1959
01:27:58.859 --> 01:28:01.359
Yeah, I don't like Andrew Garfield. He seems like a jerk.
1960
01:28:02.260 --> 01:28:05.779
I kind of like him. You like breaking small, sick
1961
01:28:05.850 --> 01:28:07.050
children's hearts, but I mean.
1962
01:28:08.659 --> 01:28:10.090
You heard the Oscars story, right?
1963
01:28:10.119 --> 01:28:10.590
Do tell.
1964
01:28:10.710 --> 01:28:12.529
Let's go ahead and I want to hear this.
1965
01:28:12.590 --> 01:28:15.130
The little kid who's the little kid Batman on YouTube
1966
01:28:15.270 --> 01:28:15.630
that like.
1967
01:28:15.689 --> 01:28:16.270
Oh, I love that.
1968
01:28:16.569 --> 01:28:19.210
Yeah, that kid. They were supposed to bring him out
1969
01:28:19.310 --> 01:28:21.949
at the Oscars and he was going to present with
1970
01:28:22.029 --> 01:28:23.750
the new Spider-Man and they were going to have some
1971
01:28:23.789 --> 01:28:27.090
sort of superhero banter. And it got to the point, like,
1972
01:28:27.109 --> 01:28:30.460
the night of, the kid showed up, and Andrew Garfield
1973
01:28:30.460 --> 01:28:33.449
decided he didn't like the text that they'd given him,
1974
01:28:33.449 --> 01:28:34.390
and he said, I'm.
1975
01:28:34.239 --> 01:28:34.949
Not doing it.
1976
01:28:34.949 --> 01:28:37.369
And he screwed over the Bat Kid, and Bat Kid
1977
01:28:37.369 --> 01:28:38.800
didn't get to do anything.
1978
01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:39.649
Oh, that's awful.
1979
01:28:39.649 --> 01:28:41.979
They brought on some other people at the last minute
1980
01:28:42.020 --> 01:28:44.840
to fill the hole in the show. Way to go,
1981
01:28:44.920 --> 01:28:45.939
Andrew Garfield.
1982
01:28:46.039 --> 01:28:47.720
Okay, I clearly didn't know that story.
1983
01:28:47.739 --> 01:28:50.579
What a jerk. I mean, I didn't like his performance anyway,
1984
01:28:50.619 --> 01:28:52.899
but after that, I'm like, okay. He didn't like the text.
1985
01:28:52.920 --> 01:28:56.159
Whatever stupid banter they'd written for him, he didn't approve
1986
01:28:56.239 --> 01:28:58.060
of it, and so he totally pulled out of the
1987
01:28:58.119 --> 01:28:59.279
entire appearance.
1988
01:28:59.300 --> 01:28:59.460
Wow.
1989
01:29:00.090 --> 01:29:03.369
Is what they were reporting. And I'm like, that's kind
1990
01:29:03.390 --> 01:29:05.810
of a dick move. Like even just to like screw
1991
01:29:05.850 --> 01:29:08.149
them over in the structure of the show. That's uncool.
1992
01:29:08.470 --> 01:29:10.550
Let alone the small child that you're.
1993
01:29:12.010 --> 01:29:15.600
So when, when you're, when you work in, in this
1994
01:29:15.649 --> 01:29:18.659
industry or, or any kind of industry where you put
1995
01:29:18.680 --> 01:29:24.180
yourself out there, your image is, you know, it's a commodity.
1996
01:29:24.279 --> 01:29:26.720
It's what you're, it's what you're selling. It's what you're selling.
1997
01:29:27.199 --> 01:29:29.399
So you always kind of have to temper what you say.
1998
01:29:30.350 --> 01:29:32.720
If you're smart. If you're smart.
1999
01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:40.159
So I can definitely see the need to edit text,
2000
01:29:41.649 --> 01:29:44.369
but you've got to wonder which is worse, saying what
2001
01:29:44.390 --> 01:29:47.409
he's been given or screwing over the crippled kid.
2002
01:29:47.670 --> 01:29:50.649
And, like, it was on the Oscars. All of the
2003
01:29:50.710 --> 01:29:54.579
banter is dumb. It's not like they specifically gave you
2004
01:29:54.619 --> 01:29:56.899
something stupid. It's usually pretty bad.
2005
01:29:56.930 --> 01:29:57.960
I don't think you wrote it.
2006
01:29:58.020 --> 01:30:00.090
Did you see the pizza bit? Like, it went on
2007
01:30:00.170 --> 01:30:03.750
all night. It wasn't funny. Like, they always write stupid stuff. Like,
2008
01:30:03.869 --> 01:30:05.890
just go along with it. That's why you're there. It's
2009
01:30:05.949 --> 01:30:07.350
the Oscars. That's what it does.
2010
01:30:07.369 --> 01:30:09.390
Which I would love to see an Oscar show that
2011
01:30:09.569 --> 01:30:15.300
lasts 46 minutes. Just here, here, here. Take these and
2012
01:30:15.310 --> 01:30:18.819
get out of here. Yeah, yeah. All right. Best supporting actress.
2013
01:30:20.199 --> 01:30:20.840
Best cinematography.
2014
01:30:20.859 --> 01:30:22.420
It would be nice to kind of drill it down.
2015
01:30:22.159 --> 01:30:23.699
To just meat and potatoes.
2016
01:30:23.800 --> 01:30:24.039
Yeah.
2017
01:30:25.210 --> 01:30:26.090
They should be long.
2018
01:30:26.390 --> 01:30:28.350
Yeah, I could watch the 10-hour Oscars. Honestly, I know
2019
01:30:28.569 --> 01:30:30.869
you're kidding, but I really could. I think it's so
2020
01:30:30.909 --> 01:30:31.390
much fun.
2021
01:30:31.409 --> 01:30:31.739
I love it.
2022
01:30:31.770 --> 01:30:32.850
I'm sad when it's over.
2023
01:30:32.909 --> 01:30:35.859
I think they just do it stupid. Because again, they
2024
01:30:35.880 --> 01:30:37.779
put so many stupid bits in there, but they won't
2025
01:30:37.840 --> 01:30:40.840
show us the Lifetime Achievement Awards. That part pisses me
2026
01:30:40.899 --> 01:30:43.039
off every year now. I'm just like, here's these awesome
2027
01:30:43.079 --> 01:30:45.810
people that have been working their entire lives to get
2028
01:30:45.850 --> 01:30:48.489
this award. Here's a shot of them from two weeks
2029
01:30:48.529 --> 01:30:51.590
ago when we did this. And now another stupid, wacky
2030
01:30:51.649 --> 01:30:52.409
skit that we put together.
2031
01:30:52.470 --> 01:30:52.630
I agree.
2032
01:30:52.649 --> 01:30:53.750
I think there's way too much fluff in it.
2033
01:30:54.369 --> 01:30:56.310
I mean, that's not this year. That was every year.
2034
01:30:56.789 --> 01:30:59.270
But they do that every year now. That's not important.
2035
01:30:59.310 --> 01:31:01.729
I'm like, but you're an award show. That is what
2036
01:31:01.770 --> 01:31:02.329
you're here to do.
2037
01:31:02.409 --> 01:31:04.109
I don't know.
2038
01:31:04.130 --> 01:31:06.850
They just go about it wrong in a lot of ways.
2039
01:31:06.970 --> 01:31:09.689
But I still like it in a sick way.
2040
01:31:09.989 --> 01:31:12.550
I love how the Golden Globes are awesome because they're
2041
01:31:12.569 --> 01:31:15.369
still doing that. And I kind of hadn't noticed that
2042
01:31:15.390 --> 01:31:17.989
the Oscars don't do that anymore, the Lifetime Achievements. But
2043
01:31:18.029 --> 01:31:20.149
I guess is that why the Golden Globes are finding
2044
01:31:20.189 --> 01:31:22.920
crazier and crazier people to
put on stage for the
2045
01:31:22.960 --> 01:31:25.350
Lifetime Achievements? Because it's getting really awesome.
2046
01:31:25.649 --> 01:31:26.250
Maybe so.
2047
01:31:26.329 --> 01:31:26.569
Yeah.
2048
01:31:26.949 --> 01:31:28.090
And they're all drunk. Yeah.
2049
01:31:28.689 --> 01:31:31.609
Like, let's see, we had Jodie Foster last time. She
2050
01:31:31.649 --> 01:31:34.710
was crazy. Who can we get that's even crazier?
2051
01:31:36.010 --> 01:31:39.609
Harry Dean Stanley. They should give him an award.
2052
01:31:40.310 --> 01:31:41.689
They should give him an award. I agree.
2053
01:31:42.449 --> 01:31:42.770
They should.
2054
01:31:43.430 --> 01:31:44.770
He's never even been to the Oscars.
2055
01:31:46.210 --> 01:31:48.210
He doesn't leave the house much.
2056
01:31:48.229 --> 01:31:54.260
Well, the whole reason these award shows exist is... it's
2057
01:31:54.300 --> 01:31:57.500
all publicity. It's all getting your name out there. And
2058
01:31:57.520 --> 01:32:00.399
that's what their job is. When they're not acting, in
2059
01:32:00.420 --> 01:32:03.500
between action and cut, their job is to promote their image.
2060
01:32:04.239 --> 01:32:05.359
That's what they have to do.
2061
01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:06.779
To maintain their image.
2062
01:32:06.800 --> 01:32:10.149
To maintain their image. Promote and maintain. Promote and maintain.
2063
01:32:10.159 --> 01:32:16.289
That's their whole life. Gosh, what an awful, awful existence.
2064
01:32:16.310 --> 01:32:18.510
And to be a mother on top of that, just
2065
01:32:18.550 --> 01:32:18.970
has to be rough.
2066
01:32:19.010 --> 01:32:20.430
That's gotta be so hard.
2067
01:32:20.689 --> 01:32:20.909
Man.
2068
01:32:20.970 --> 01:32:21.909
It's gotta be hard.
2069
01:32:22.050 --> 01:32:25.270
If only she had like, A job and a part-time.
2070
01:32:24.850 --> 01:32:25.550
Job on top of that.
2071
01:32:25.569 --> 01:32:28.789
Which summer home do you go to? There isn't a
2072
01:32:28.850 --> 01:32:31.350
coin with enough sides to flip. It's like, okay, I'm
2073
01:32:31.369 --> 01:32:31.770
going to go.
2074
01:32:32.710 --> 01:32:35.069
It's like you're playing D & D with a 20-sided die.
2075
01:32:35.109 --> 01:32:36.220
Which one do I go to?
2076
01:32:36.229 --> 01:32:39.729
Go to 17. Do you remember where 17 is?
2077
01:32:41.050 --> 01:32:45.600
Is that the castle? I don't remember. We do need
2078
01:32:45.640 --> 01:32:46.029
to number them.
2079
01:32:46.060 --> 01:32:51.800
That's the space station.
2080
01:32:51.960 --> 01:32:57.609
How about the Carradines? That's quite a clan. No good feelings.
2081
01:32:57.630 --> 01:32:59.310
So next.
2082
01:33:00.489 --> 01:33:01.880
Not even John? Come on.
2083
01:33:01.899 --> 01:33:04.159
I don't know.
2084
01:33:05.500 --> 01:33:06.479
No, you can't.
2085
01:33:07.539 --> 01:33:10.520
When I think of Carradine, I think of picking up
2086
01:33:10.560 --> 01:33:14.100
a hot pot of oil with my forearms. That's what
2087
01:33:14.119 --> 01:33:16.380
I think of when I think of Carradine. It's forever
2088
01:33:16.439 --> 01:33:18.659
emblazoned in my mind. I'll never get rid of that.
2089
01:33:19.359 --> 01:33:22.210
I have to say, Robert Carradine was very nice to us.
2090
01:33:22.970 --> 01:33:25.069
He stopped by of his own free will at some
2091
01:33:25.109 --> 01:33:27.770
point and, like, did a, just randomly came over to
2092
01:33:27.789 --> 01:33:30.529
our table and said, hey, guys, what are you doing? And, like,
2093
01:33:30.569 --> 01:33:32.989
did a promo for us and then wandered off.
2094
01:33:33.390 --> 01:33:37.609
Speaking of promos, April 29th on PBS Frontline, Prison State.
2095
01:33:37.930 --> 01:33:40.789
13th through 15th, Harry Dean's Dance Fest, Lexington, Kentucky.
2096
01:33:40.810 --> 01:33:41.899
You guys are doing the promos now.
2097
01:33:42.270 --> 01:33:45.649
And please to meet me out on iTunes exclusive.
2098
01:33:46.029 --> 01:33:49.609
Neither pitched River Meltdown, which is what he was doing.
2099
01:33:49.710 --> 01:33:51.689
So he's a little cooler, just saying.
2100
01:33:54.000 --> 01:33:55.220
As heard on Movie Meltdown.
2101
01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:56.840
All right. At least as long as we get that
2102
01:33:56.880 --> 01:33:57.140
in there.
2103
01:33:57.760 --> 01:33:59.680
This is random, but I always think Scott Glenn is
2104
01:33:59.739 --> 01:34:02.039
a Carradine brother. I don't know why.
2105
01:34:02.060 --> 01:34:03.659
Because he kind of looks like him? Yeah.
2106
01:34:03.800 --> 01:34:05.470
Whenever I think of the Carradines, I always think of him.
2107
01:34:05.479 --> 01:34:07.550
I was like, oh, he was in some really great movies,
2108
01:34:07.560 --> 01:34:08.100
but he's not a Carradine.
2109
01:34:08.119 --> 01:34:09.279
I can't get over his veins.
2110
01:34:09.970 --> 01:34:10.390
Scott Glenn.
2111
01:34:10.409 --> 01:34:15.390
Guy's got some veins, man. Dude has some major vascular problems.
2112
01:34:16.189 --> 01:34:19.310
Okay, what about the hidden Carradine, Martha Plimpton?
2113
01:34:20.630 --> 01:34:21.250
She's a Carradine?
2114
01:34:22.100 --> 01:34:23.840
I don't think I realized that until recently.
2115
01:34:23.859 --> 01:34:24.060
Oh, wow.
2116
01:34:24.090 --> 01:34:26.289
Somebody was just telling me that, and it's on the
2117
01:34:26.329 --> 01:34:27.350
list here. She's fantastic.
2118
01:34:27.390 --> 01:34:28.170
It makes sense now.
2119
01:34:28.409 --> 01:34:28.630
Yeah.
2120
01:34:30.350 --> 01:34:32.909
Because she also was connected to Steven Spielberg as a child.
2121
01:34:33.170 --> 01:34:33.750
In the Goonies.
2122
01:34:33.909 --> 01:34:36.170
In the Goonies. It's all about Spielberg.
2123
01:34:36.250 --> 01:34:37.229
Apparently.
2124
01:34:37.439 --> 01:34:40.180
That's how you get that sweet sitcom deal she's got now.
2125
01:34:41.220 --> 01:34:47.579
In Parenthood, could you ever picture her with, what's his name? Ted.
2126
01:34:48.300 --> 01:34:48.680
Or Bill.
2127
01:34:48.979 --> 01:34:49.220
Ted.
2128
01:34:49.850 --> 01:34:49.939
Oh.
2129
01:34:50.619 --> 01:34:52.050
Keanu Reeves.
2130
01:34:52.109 --> 01:34:55.810
Our favorite actor, Keanu Reeves. Again, to me, that's one
2131
01:34:55.829 --> 01:34:57.850
of those roles that I'm like, see, every once in
2132
01:34:57.869 --> 01:35:01.590
a while, it's the perfect casting. He is perfect in Parenthood.
2133
01:35:01.630 --> 01:35:02.529
He is perfect in Parenthood.
2134
01:35:02.550 --> 01:35:04.050
He is exactly what you needed in that role.
2135
01:35:04.069 --> 01:35:07.109
But he is that character in Parenthood in every single
2136
01:35:07.149 --> 01:35:07.909
movie he's ever done.
2137
01:35:08.189 --> 01:35:11.350
But sometimes it works. Because River's Edge is a good movie.
2138
01:35:11.399 --> 01:35:11.689
Yeah.
2139
01:35:12.270 --> 01:35:13.180
And that worked.
2140
01:35:13.229 --> 01:35:14.939
Again, he's the same dumb kid.
2141
01:35:15.420 --> 01:35:20.609
But it worked. It's knowing how to play... dumb Keanu Reeves.
2142
01:35:20.649 --> 01:35:21.600
My own private Idaho.
2143
01:35:21.619 --> 01:35:23.460
I think he's just playing himself.
2144
01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:24.239
God bless him.
2145
01:35:24.300 --> 01:35:24.640
Yeah.
2146
01:35:25.180 --> 01:35:27.979
But occasionally, like, I don't know, every once in a while.
2147
01:35:28.159 --> 01:35:32.180
I was amazed when The Gift, he plays a drunken
2148
01:35:32.239 --> 01:35:34.699
redneck really good, which makes me think maybe there's something
2149
01:35:34.720 --> 01:35:35.000
in there.
2150
01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:37.600
That's Sam Raimi, isn't it? Yeah. I actually might see
2151
01:35:37.619 --> 01:35:37.899
that now.
2152
01:35:38.279 --> 01:35:38.539
Okay.
2153
01:35:38.800 --> 01:35:40.319
I saw that he was in that, but that's what
2154
01:35:40.359 --> 01:35:41.069
kept me from watching it.
2155
01:35:41.079 --> 01:35:44.779
It's so not Ted. It is not the normal performance
2156
01:35:44.819 --> 01:35:45.500
you get out of him.
2157
01:35:45.539 --> 01:35:48.819
And then there was the shake, much ado about nothing, right?
2158
01:35:49.479 --> 01:35:49.930
Yeah.
2159
01:35:50.189 --> 01:35:52.029
I heard he was actually, I haven't seen it yet,
2160
01:35:52.069 --> 01:35:55.409
but I've, I was surprised, like, okay, Shakespeare and Counter,
2161
01:35:55.449 --> 01:35:57.890
that's where I really, that's quite a leap, but.
2162
01:35:58.949 --> 01:36:00.409
All right, we mentioned the Brolins.
2163
01:36:00.869 --> 01:36:02.439
How about the Hanks, the Hanks family?
2164
01:36:02.560 --> 01:36:03.279
The Hanks, yeah.
2165
01:36:03.319 --> 01:36:05.039
Colin Hanks. See, that was one I was going with
2166
01:36:05.060 --> 01:36:07.119
my example. They're doing it well. Colin Hanks is a
2167
01:36:07.300 --> 01:36:08.159
good actor.
2168
01:36:08.180 --> 01:36:10.239
But I feel like that's the example of, I don't
2169
01:36:10.279 -->
01:36:13.100
know if you will ever get out of your dad's shadow. Like,
2170
01:36:13.119 --> 01:36:16.640
he's a good actor, but. Especially since Tom's still kind
2171
01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:20.050
of knocking them out and getting Oscar caliber movies. So
2172
01:36:20.090 --> 01:36:21.689
I don't know. It's like I don't know that Colin
2173
01:36:21.710 --> 01:36:24.489
will ever be seen as Colin. He will always be, oh,
2174
01:36:24.510 --> 01:36:27.289
there's Tom Hanks' son for his entire career.
2175
01:36:27.350 --> 01:36:28.590
I never look at him that way.
2176
01:36:28.770 --> 01:36:29.409
Yeah, I don't either.
2177
01:36:29.909 --> 01:36:32.300
Ever. Band of Brothers, totally held his own.
2178
01:36:32.359 --> 01:36:34.939
Two of you. Everyone else at home, think about how
2179
01:36:34.979 --> 01:36:35.699
you feel about him.
2180
01:36:35.720 --> 01:36:37.340
Orange County, totally held his own.
2181
01:36:38.199 --> 01:36:40.819
He's pretty fun in Orange County. Not bad on Dexter.
2182
01:36:40.859 --> 01:36:42.760
That was not a great season, but he was good.
2183
01:36:42.800 --> 01:36:46.539
No, not a great season, but yeah, still very good. Yeah,
2184
01:36:46.560 --> 01:36:51.020
he does. Now, I'd like to see the Rhea Perlman,
2185
01:36:51.100 --> 01:36:52.010
Danny DeVito.
2186
01:36:52.890 --> 01:36:54.569
The super baby that will be.
2187
01:36:54.590 --> 01:36:57.069
That's right. I'd like to see that dynasty.
2188
01:36:57.090 --> 01:36:58.149
Didn't they just get divorced?
2189
01:36:58.949 --> 01:37:00.890
Hopefully not before producing Offspring.
2190
01:37:01.689 --> 01:37:03.750
I think they did. I think they're actually just now.
2191
01:37:03.770 --> 01:37:06.210
They did. But I think her baby-making years are well
2192
01:37:06.250 --> 01:37:07.029
behind her.
2193
01:37:07.090 --> 01:37:07.689
Nuh-uh.
2194
01:37:09.000 --> 01:37:11.720
Medical science.
2195
01:37:11.739 --> 01:37:14.659
There's still hope for me and Rhea Perlman, right?
2196
01:37:14.760 --> 01:37:16.739
I don't think, have we verified if they have or
2197
01:37:16.770 --> 01:37:17.569
have not had children?
2198
01:37:17.590 --> 01:37:18.369
I thought they did.
2199
01:37:18.390 --> 01:37:20.649
I think they did, and their child is Ron Perlman.
2200
01:37:20.850 --> 01:37:25.630
It's the craziest thing. I don't know how that happened.
2201
01:37:25.710 --> 01:37:27.529
It would be Hellboy. It's like Mark.
2202
01:37:27.470 --> 01:37:30.300
And Mindy aging back.
2203
01:37:30.939 --> 01:37:32.779
But he did, you know, he didn't want to go
2204
01:37:32.800 --> 01:37:35.520
with Dad's, you know, name, so he tried to pull
2205
01:37:35.539 --> 01:37:36.340
his sheen, you know.
2206
01:37:41.060 --> 01:37:43.539
Now, he actually, he did not go into acting. He
2207
01:37:43.560 --> 01:37:45.899
went into, he's a gang leader now.
2208
01:37:48.510 --> 01:37:48.890
Alrighty.
2209
01:37:49.010 --> 01:37:49.750
Oh, that's fictional?
2210
01:37:50.289 --> 01:37:51.449
No, that's a documentary.
2211
01:37:51.470 --> 01:37:53.590
Documentary.
2212
01:37:55.529 --> 01:37:58.449
The Baldwins. The beloved Baldwin clan. Too easy.
2213
01:37:58.470 --> 01:38:01.340
There's the Wahlbergs, too.
2214
01:38:01.439 --> 01:38:04.119
Alec came back around. People like him again, even though
2215
01:38:04.140 --> 01:38:04.500
he's a dick.
2216
01:38:04.560 --> 01:38:06.920
I think we dislike him again now, actually. We just
2217
01:38:06.939 --> 01:38:09.199
kind of like him. I think we don't like him anymore.
2218
01:38:09.220 --> 01:38:10.779
Did you see Seduced and Abandoned?
2219
01:38:11.279 --> 01:38:11.500
No.
2220
01:38:11.699 --> 01:38:12.119
What is that?
2221
01:38:12.140 --> 01:38:17.439
Seduced and Abandoned, James Tobeck and Alec Baldwin. It's a documentary.
2222
01:38:17.899 --> 01:38:21.170
I'm never very good at figuring out how much they're
2223
01:38:21.210 --> 01:38:23.250
playing to the camera and how much is real. But
2224
01:38:23.310 --> 01:38:27.479
they go, they visit con and they are trying to
2225
01:38:27.560 --> 01:38:34.079
raise um funds to produce a feature okay and so
2226
01:38:34.159 --> 01:38:37.359
it's about how much trouble they have raising money they
2227
01:38:37.399 --> 01:38:40.210
can't raise the money and god what are they trying
2228
01:38:40.270 --> 01:38:44.090
to remake um i can't remember the it was a
2229
01:38:44.189 --> 01:38:49.689
it was a brando film it was uh streetcars No.
2230
01:38:49.970 --> 01:38:50.890
It's already a bad idea.
2231
01:38:50.930 --> 01:38:52.210
Last Tango in Paris.
2232
01:38:52.409 --> 01:38:53.050
Oh, no.
2233
01:38:53.069 --> 01:38:54.909
They're trying to remake Last Tango in Paris.
2234
01:38:54.930 --> 01:38:56.149
And they can't find the funding.
2235
01:38:56.210 --> 01:38:59.140
I am shocked by that scenario. So Alec Baldwin playing
2236
01:38:59.180 --> 01:39:00.180
that role.
2237
01:39:00.300 --> 01:39:00.760
No.
2238
01:39:01.359 --> 01:39:02.739
And so they're talking.
2239
01:39:03.439 --> 01:39:05.279
Well, that gives me hope in Hollywood, honestly.
2240
01:39:05.300 --> 01:39:06.180
Yeah.
2241
01:39:06.460 --> 01:39:10.340
Well, they're talking to all these folks and these just rich,
2242
01:39:11.140 --> 01:39:14.140
beyond belief rich people that they're talking to. And one
2243
01:39:14.159 --> 01:39:16.979
of them just comes out on camera and says, Alec Baldwin.
2244
01:39:17.380 --> 01:39:18.840
He's a TV actor. It'll never work.
2245
01:39:19.119 --> 01:39:19.539
Oh.
2246
01:39:20.260 --> 01:39:24.760
Bam. But I really identified with these guys because if
2247
01:39:24.800 --> 01:39:27.220
you've ever tried to raise money for a film, I
2248
01:39:27.279 --> 01:39:32.510
have these exact same conversations with people with infinitely more
2249
01:39:32.569 --> 01:39:34.710
money than I'll ever have. And I have these exact
2250
01:39:34.750 --> 01:39:39.470
same conversations, just about smaller sums. But
the same exact
2251
01:39:39.529 --> 01:39:40.050
thing goes on.
2252
01:39:40.090 --> 01:39:43.329
I felt so bad.
2253
01:39:42.350 --> 01:39:44.920
Watching these guys trying to raise money. It's like, wow,
2254
01:39:44.979 --> 01:39:47.590
I know how you feel. I wish I could... be
2255
01:39:47.630 --> 01:39:49.789
at con feeling that way but i know how you
2256
01:39:49.810 --> 01:39:54.590
feel um so that if i didn't like alec baldwin
2257
01:39:54.630 --> 01:39:58.770
before i definitely like him now interesting well he showed
2258
01:39:58.810 --> 01:40:00.420
a real human side and he has that.
2259
01:40:00.460 --> 01:40:04.000
Um it's uh you can get it as a podcast
2260
01:40:04.020 --> 01:40:05.500
i think it's is it strictly a podcast or do
2261
01:40:05.539 --> 01:40:07.039
they air it on the radio but he has these
2262
01:40:07.859 --> 01:40:09.880
just discussions and he has a topic and i heard
2263
01:40:09.899 --> 01:40:12.770
they're really great like he's a great interviewer and it's
2264
01:40:12.779 --> 01:40:13.159
just i.
2265
01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.579
Have heard that um yeah uh I can't remember the
2266
01:40:15.600 --> 01:40:16.340
name of it either, but yeah.
2267
01:40:16.380 --> 01:40:18.140
It's like Fresh Air, but it's like something else.
2268
01:40:18.159 --> 01:40:18.619
Sure, sure.
2269
01:40:18.760 --> 01:40:20.359
But I've heard a few little things.
2270
01:40:20.239 --> 01:40:20.819
Here and there.
2271
01:40:21.319 --> 01:40:23.300
He's one of those guys where I feel like he's
2272
01:40:23.359 --> 01:40:25.520
not afraid to put himself out there, whether he's drunk
2273
01:40:25.600 --> 01:40:31.689
on an answering machine or whether he's just doing an interview.
2274
01:40:31.710 --> 01:40:34.550
I mean, he's not afraid to tackle things. I don't
2275
01:40:34.590 --> 01:40:37.869
see one Paltrell ever doing a radio interview where she's
2276
01:40:37.909 --> 01:40:39.939
the host. Well, she's a busy mom, too.
2277
01:40:39.989 --> 01:40:45.189
She is. gotta make dinner okay she's gotta set up
2278
01:40:45.319 --> 01:40:47.529
somebody she's yeah.
2279
01:40:47.229 --> 01:40:49.109
I gotta go get diapers i know.
2280
01:40:51.510 --> 01:40:54.670
Could you have him shipped to number 17 when.
2281
01:40:54.569 --> 01:40:56.270
You fly in on your jet honey could you pick
2282
01:40:56.350 --> 01:40:56.789
up some.
2283
01:40:59.670 --> 01:41:02.579
So however he's not afraid to tackle new things and
2284
01:41:02.600 --> 01:41:04.560
i think that's one of the things that's endearing about
2285
01:41:04.600 --> 01:41:05.359
him is he'll just.
2286
01:41:05.770 --> 01:41:06.970
And he can make fun of himself, too.
2287
01:41:07.210 --> 01:41:07.430
Yes.
2288
01:41:07.649 --> 01:41:10.850
That's become his thing now, really. It has sort of
2289
01:41:10.890 --> 01:41:13.350
become his new, like, because he didn't have that. Like,
2290
01:41:13.380 --> 01:41:15.140
you look at him in, like, the 80s and into
2291
01:41:15.159 --> 01:41:18.020
the 90s, he was still trying to be a legit actor.
2292
01:41:18.159 --> 01:41:22.279
And then, like, he got this weird sort of self-aware
2293
01:41:22.340 --> 01:41:25.159
sense of humor and became this sort of, again, and
2294
01:41:25.159 --> 01:41:27.199
30 Rock tapped into it, like, this is what you
2295
01:41:27.220 --> 01:41:29.890
do best now. So it's like, that now has become
2296
01:41:29.930 --> 01:41:31.909
his persona, like, when you see him in commercials, you
2297
01:41:31.930 --> 01:41:34.489
see him on award shows, like, That's just his thing now.
2298
01:41:34.529 --> 01:41:37.510
It's become something that works and he knows it. And
2299
01:41:37.529 --> 01:41:40.260
I don't know. To me, that's the whole new wave
2300
01:41:40.300 --> 01:41:43.659
of his career. He owes to realizing that and finding
2301
01:41:43.720 --> 01:41:46.699
that person inside him that's probably always been there.
2302
01:41:46.720 --> 01:41:48.560
It's kind of like a collective banter that he knows
2303
01:41:48.600 --> 01:41:51.560
everyone is part of, even though he doesn't have a direct...
2304
01:41:51.800 --> 01:41:53.199
You know what I mean? I don't know if that
2305
01:41:53.220 --> 01:41:53.640
makes sense.
2306
01:41:53.739 --> 01:41:54.090
I just....
2307
01:41:55.500 --> 01:41:57.920
Like, it's a joke that everybody's kind of privy to.
2308
01:41:58.020 --> 01:41:58.800
Yeah, now.
2309
01:41:59.119 --> 01:41:59.699
Now it's the stick.
2310
01:41:59.720 --> 01:42:02.899
Now it's, yeah, a shorthand with his fans. But, I mean,
2311
01:42:02.930 --> 01:42:04.970
it's easy to say good things about him. What about
2312
01:42:04.989 --> 01:42:05.810
the rest of that bunch?
2313
01:42:06.130 --> 01:42:09.250
Have Billy Baldwin and China Phillips had kids? Because that
2314
01:42:09.289 --> 01:42:11.310
would be a whole other dynasty.
2315
01:42:11.430 --> 01:42:11.939
Oh, God.
2316
01:42:11.979 --> 01:42:12.899
The Phillips family.
2317
01:42:13.159 --> 01:42:14.340
There's two other brothers, right?
2318
01:42:14.619 --> 01:42:16.539
Daniel used to be a pretty good actor.
2319
01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:16.960
Oh, Stephen, yeah.
2320
01:42:17.449 --> 01:42:20.250
Daniel was on Homicide for a long time. And he's
2321
01:42:20.270 --> 01:42:22.590
really good on Homicide.
2322
01:42:22.670 --> 01:42:24.470
Which one was Unusual Suspects?
2323
01:42:24.609 --> 01:42:25.029
Steven.
2324
01:42:25.229 --> 01:42:29.649
Oh, really? I didn't know he went that route. He
2325
01:42:29.670 --> 01:42:32.029
was great in that.
2326
01:42:32.109 --> 01:42:34.090
He was a fantastic actor. And then he found God
2327
01:42:34.149 --> 01:42:35.300
and it fucked everything up.
2328
01:42:35.689 --> 01:42:36.449
Way to go, God.
2329
01:42:36.630 --> 01:42:36.890
Wow.
2330
01:42:37.210 --> 01:42:45.039
Good career. I think he's like on the Willie Ames track.
2331
01:42:45.319 --> 01:42:46.840
Oh my gosh, really?
2332
01:42:46.859 -->
01:42:49.460
There's a superhero that Willie Ames is. Yeah, Bible Man.
2333
01:42:50.180 --> 01:42:52.050
And what's his name? Kirk Cameron.
2334
01:42:54.789 --> 01:42:57.890
Everyone's like that. I think that's his own animal. At
2335
01:42:57.909 --> 01:42:59.020
the mention of Kirk Cameron.
2336
01:43:01.869 --> 01:43:06.069
I was thinking the wall birds and that's an interesting
2337
01:43:06.109 --> 01:43:08.239
going from music to end of film which actually like
2338
01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:10.779
Queen Latifah that's not an uncommon thing I.
2339
01:43:10.779 --> 01:43:12.420
Was going to say I was going to ask at
2340
01:43:12.439 --> 01:43:14.920
the beginning do we count within the same generation or
2341
01:43:15.180 --> 01:43:16.859
do we have to have a parent going to the
2342
01:43:16.899 --> 01:43:18.300
kid or are we just doing.
2343
01:43:18.779 --> 01:43:21.770
Siblings yeah I mean they feed off of each other
2344
01:43:22.590 --> 01:43:25.890
it's possible to ride your brother or sister's coattails.
2345
01:43:26.069 --> 01:43:29.119
Now you're just talking to the bald ones I mostly
2346
01:43:29.140 --> 01:43:31.220
just want to talk about how crazy Randy Quaid is.
2347
01:43:31.779 --> 01:43:33.180
Oh, that's true.
2348
01:43:33.220 --> 01:43:33.930
That's true.
2349
01:43:33.939 --> 01:43:38.350
Who was in Last Picture Show? I mean, anyway, that's
2350
01:43:38.390 --> 01:43:39.170
just neither here nor there.
2351
01:43:39.649 --> 01:43:41.430
It's no Independence Day, but all right.
2352
01:43:41.989 --> 01:43:45.390
That might have, well, whatever. Every time I hear Randy.
2353
01:43:45.149 --> 01:43:47.350
Quaid's name, I piss myself and forget my name for
2354
01:43:47.369 --> 01:43:48.050
about a half an hour.
2355
01:43:49.010 --> 01:43:49.630
What was the deal there?
2356
01:43:49.649 --> 01:43:53.479
Oh, I shouldn't have started the microwave, sorry. that's making
2357
01:43:53.500 --> 01:43:58.739
popcorn is that not cool oh and thank you geek
2358
01:43:58.800 --> 01:44:04.300
points all right that's all i get that's.
2359
01:44:03.100 --> 01:44:03.380
All i.
2360
01:44:05.159 --> 01:44:08.840
Get but have you seen the sequel i know it
2361
01:44:08.880 --> 01:44:12.100
exists and i haven't made myself watch it yet there's
2362
01:44:12.430 --> 01:44:17.409
a spin-off christmas on an island somewhere that's just about
2363
01:44:17.489 --> 01:44:19.029
eddie In the family.
2364
01:44:19.109 --> 01:44:23.180
I will buy Drew Barrymore's heart book before I will
2365
01:44:23.220 --> 01:44:23.770
watch that.
2366
01:44:24.399 --> 01:44:26.779
Well, now we definitely have to watch it for an episode.
2367
01:44:26.800 --> 01:44:29.300
They come in a combo pack now. They're big lots,
2368
01:44:29.319 --> 01:44:31.380
so it's crazy and crazy.
2369
01:44:31.399 --> 01:44:32.619
For all the irrelevance.
2370
01:44:32.659 --> 01:44:33.739
That's right.
2371
01:44:43.539 --> 01:44:50.100
Gwyneth Paltrow's babysitting book.
Her parenting handbook.
2372
01:44:51.119 --> 01:44:52.479
Get a nanny.
2373
01:44:52.920 --> 01:44:57.119
It's a pamphlet, really, more than a book.
2374
01:44:57.340 --> 01:44:59.680
It's a fortune in a fortune cookie. Just get a
2375
01:44:59.720 --> 01:45:03.229
fucking nanny. And this is how you say get a
2376
01:45:03.279 --> 01:45:04.189
nanny in Chinese.
2377
01:45:06.609 --> 01:45:11.300
On the back it says, Whatever you do, don't talk
2378
01:45:11.319 --> 01:45:16.479
to the press. So, we should probably start wrapping this
2379
01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:18.779
thing up. Is there anyone we've forgotten that you just
2380
01:45:18.819 --> 01:45:21.270
have to get to? Because there's plenty we've forgotten.
2381
01:45:22.069 --> 01:45:23.649
What are some? Can you just list off?
2382
01:45:23.689 --> 01:45:25.050
We don't have to talk about it. We haven't even
2383
01:45:25.069 --> 01:45:25.989
done the Douglases.
2384
01:45:26.350 --> 01:45:26.890
Oh, jeez.
2385
01:45:27.689 --> 01:45:29.569
Do we have bad things to say about Michael like
2386
01:45:29.630 --> 01:45:30.369
most people do?
2387
01:45:30.489 --> 01:45:34.189
I don't. I used to like Michael. The Child of Spartacus?
2388
01:45:34.350 --> 01:45:35.090
Are you kidding?
2389
01:45:35.729 --> 01:45:36.210
It's great.
2390
01:45:36.689 --> 01:45:36.949
Yeah.
2391
01:45:37.350 --> 01:45:39.590
I think Fred had some negative things to say about Michael,
2392
01:45:39.630 --> 01:45:41.750
and then he couldn't be here this week. So I
2393
01:45:41.789 --> 01:45:43.609
kind of wanted to hear about what horrible things he
2394
01:45:43.689 --> 01:45:44.850
had to say about Michael Douglas.
2395
01:45:45.560 --> 01:45:48.859
I mean, how about the Buseys? There's a legacy.
2396
01:45:49.699 --> 01:45:53.500
That is. That is.
2397
01:45:53.699 --> 01:45:56.810
And they were in a movie together with Harry Dean Stanton.
2398
01:45:56.829 --> 01:45:57.189
What?
2399
01:45:57.510 --> 01:45:57.789
Yeah.
2400
01:45:58.090 --> 01:45:58.409
Which one?
2401
01:45:58.430 --> 01:46:00.770
Straight Time, which is a great film. And Gary Besey's
2402
01:46:00.810 --> 01:46:02.050
great in it. I would love to have him as
2403
01:46:02.090 --> 01:46:03.470
a guest. Why haven't I called.
2404
01:46:03.289 --> 01:46:04.729
Gary Besey yet? Is this pre-motorcycle accident?
2405
01:46:04.789 --> 01:46:07.020
We've run into Jake quite a few times. Have you?
2406
01:46:07.029 --> 01:46:08.359
He's actually very nice.
2407
01:46:08.539 --> 01:46:10.840
Straight Time. He's in the movie as like a, I
2408
01:46:11.359 --> 01:46:12.600
don't know, maybe an eight-year-old kid.
2409
01:46:12.659 --> 01:46:13.939
I don't know how old kids are.
2410
01:46:14.000 --> 01:46:16.979
Jake is, I mean, my brief run-in with him was
2411
01:46:17.060 --> 01:46:18.760
through email, but yeah, very nice.
2412
01:46:18.800 --> 01:46:19.319
He was very nice.
2413
01:46:19.600 --> 01:46:20.279
Very receptive.
2414
01:46:21.119 --> 01:46:23.979
How old is he now? What's his age range?
2415
01:46:24.300 --> 01:46:25.979
He must be, what, 44?
2416
01:46:25.979 --> 01:46:26.680
Probably getting there.
2417
01:46:26.699 --> 01:46:28.539
I know I've seen him in something, I just can't wait.
2418
01:46:28.560 --> 01:46:29.140
Starship Troopers.
2419
01:46:30.220 --> 01:46:30.779
I haven't seen that.
2420
01:46:30.800 --> 01:46:31.390
Starship Troopers.
2421
01:46:31.979 --> 01:46:32.850
You should see Starship Troopers.
2422
01:46:32.869 --> 01:46:35.470
Yeah, no, I know. That's, uh.
2423
01:46:35.489 --> 01:46:38.010
And what, um... Doogie Howser's in that, too, right?
2424
01:46:38.329 --> 01:46:39.590
Oh, yeah. Casper Vandy.
2425
01:46:40.810 --> 01:46:42.460
Well, forget about that one.
2426
01:46:42.470 --> 01:46:43.229
Who directed that again?
2427
01:46:43.260 --> 01:46:43.850
That was, uh.
2428
01:46:44.840 --> 01:46:45.859
Bob Hevin.
2429
01:46:45.979 --> 01:46:46.500
Bob Hevin.
2430
01:46:46.520 --> 01:46:46.880
Oh, yeah.
2431
01:46:47.819 --> 01:46:48.039
Yeah.
2432
01:46:48.619 --> 01:46:51.000
Of showgirl fame! Yeah, right.
2433
01:46:51.199 --> 01:46:51.500
Woo!
2434
01:46:51.859 --> 01:46:57.579
He's an auteur. All right, anybody else? Let's see here.
2435
01:46:57.640 --> 01:47:03.119
The Reynolds Fishers, if we're going somewhat old school there. Oh, interesting.
2436
01:47:03.220 --> 01:47:07.010
Eddie had two famous offspring. The other whose name has
2437
01:47:07.390 --> 01:47:08.510
escaped me completely.
2438
01:47:09.109 --> 01:47:10.270
The one on TV?
2439
01:47:10.369 --> 01:47:15.130
Yeah, the red-headed TV one. And she... Jolie Fisher. Jolie Fisher,
2440
01:47:15.229 --> 01:47:17.329
and she had a famous mom. Was her mom Connie Stevens?
2441
01:47:17.409 --> 01:47:21.359
Was that her mom? Eddie Fisher. Jeez Louise.
2442
01:47:21.399 --> 01:47:22.510
He could not control himself.
2443
01:47:22.550 --> 01:47:25.050
He really couldn't. He loved a famous lady.
2444
01:47:25.350 --> 01:47:25.850
That he did.
2445
01:47:26.189 --> 01:47:27.170
The girl in Almost Famous.
2446
01:47:28.130 --> 01:47:28.810
Kate Hudson.
2447
01:47:28.890 --> 01:47:29.949
Who's her mom again?
2448
01:47:30.270 --> 01:47:31.289
Goldie Hawn.
2449
01:47:31.350 --> 01:47:33.649
And then she has famous brother Oliver Hudson.
2450
01:47:34.029 --> 01:47:36.149
Another sitcom actor. Is he?
2451
01:47:36.350 --> 01:47:37.890
How about Liza Minnelli?
2452
01:47:39.260 --> 01:47:39.659
How about no?
2453
01:47:39.680 --> 01:47:41.239
There you go.
2454
01:47:41.279 --> 01:47:43.579
No? How about can we reject her starting?
2455
01:47:43.640 --> 01:47:45.020
I love a pretty honest Ethel Merman.
2456
01:47:45.039 --> 01:47:47.340
Just from Arrested Development, you have. Yes.
2457
01:47:47.399 --> 01:47:49.600
Well, you have to give her credit. She's gotten to
2458
01:47:49.640 --> 01:47:52.039
a point where she knows it's okay to make fun
2459
01:47:52.060 --> 01:47:52.899
of herself.
2460
01:47:53.039 --> 01:47:57.779
She's a female Alec Baldwin. She's a female Alec Baldwin, absolutely. No,
2461
01:47:57.819 --> 01:48:01.760
she's fantastic. I mean, that whole shtick with Vertigo, gold.
2462
01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:06.729
I like when that's in Arrested Development, right? When what's her,
2463
01:48:06.970 --> 01:48:09.939
the son... when he was talking about the one she
2464
01:48:09.970 --> 01:48:10.779
was dating for a while.
2465
01:48:10.810 --> 01:48:13.810
Oh, God, what's his name? He's on Veep now.
2466
01:48:13.850 --> 01:48:16.270
And they had that, like, codependent relationship, and he said, well,
2467
01:48:16.289 --> 01:48:18.250
she's nauseous. We're calling it our nausea.
2468
01:48:18.630 --> 01:48:18.829
Yeah.
2469
01:48:21.300 --> 01:48:24.899
Oh no she's she um i i don't want to
2470
01:48:24.939 --> 01:48:27.550
listen to her sing but she i love watching her
2471
01:48:27.560 --> 01:48:31.449
because she's just so i love watching her now the
2472
01:48:31.470 --> 01:48:34.750
crazy version well but you know still in in uh
2473
01:48:34.989 --> 01:48:38.069
in um with dudley moore and arthur i mean she
2474
01:48:38.090 --> 01:48:39.810
was I thought she was good in that. Did she
2475
01:48:39.930 --> 01:48:40.189
have kids?
2476
01:48:40.210 --> 01:48:41.369
I think she's pretty fantastic.
2477
01:48:41.939 --> 01:48:43.310
Did she have kids?
2478
01:48:44.140 --> 01:48:46.340
She's at the generation where your gay husband doesn't make
2479
01:48:46.399 --> 01:48:48.159
babies with you.
2480
01:48:48.180 --> 01:48:49.600
Who was her husband? I'm trying to.
2481
01:48:50.439 --> 01:48:52.479
Well, Vincent Pennelly was her dad, and he was gay,
2482
01:48:52.560 --> 01:48:55.960
but he had her. And then she was married to...
2483
01:48:55.819 --> 01:48:59.659
What's his name? I can see his face. Yeah.
2484
01:48:59.739 --> 01:49:01.439
I'm trying to block all of them out.
2485
01:49:01.479 --> 01:49:02.119
Gay, yeah.
2486
01:49:03.279 --> 01:49:04.350
Very much so.
2487
01:49:04.520 --> 01:49:07.590
So there's a number of different family legacies happening.
2488
01:49:07.329 --> 01:49:07.949
In that scenario.
2489
01:49:08.760 --> 01:49:09.439
The Curtis's.
2490
01:49:10.260 --> 01:49:10.600
Tony.
2491
01:49:11.500 --> 01:49:13.020
Jamie Lee. Janet.
2492
01:49:14.659 --> 01:49:16.340
That's a good one. And if we're going to stick
2493
01:49:16.359 --> 01:49:19.739
with Hitchcock, ladies, then Tippi Hedren and Melanie Griffith.
2494
01:49:19.819 --> 01:49:20.739
Oh, yeah.
2495
01:49:20.779 --> 01:49:22.939
Who now has Dakota. Is that her name? She was
2496
01:49:22.970 --> 01:49:24.119
in Miss Golden Globe.
2497
01:49:24.439 --> 01:49:25.829
She's her child with Don Johnson.
2498
01:49:25.850 --> 01:49:28.770
Stop naming your children after states.
2499
01:49:29.750 --> 01:49:31.229
Plus there's already a Dakota.
2500
01:49:31.250 --> 01:49:33.010
Hey, my little West Virginia resents that.
2501
01:49:33.069 --> 01:49:34.449
I could have just named that, by the way.
2502
01:49:34.750 --> 01:49:35.630
I hope that's actually real.
2503
01:49:37.310 --> 01:49:38.289
Oh, how about the moguls?
2504
01:49:38.310 --> 01:49:41.909
I bet you Florida from Good Times is really angry.
2505
01:49:42.479 --> 01:49:44.979
The moguls of the Spelling Clan.
2506
01:49:46.100 --> 01:49:47.199
Oh, yeah.
2507
01:49:47.260 --> 01:49:47.539
Oh, God.
2508
01:49:47.579 --> 01:49:49.420
They're making babies, too, aren't they?
2509
01:49:49.439 --> 01:49:51.779
A lot of them. She's got like six, doesn't she?
2510
01:49:52.079 --> 01:49:52.380
Oh, yeah.
2511
01:49:52.399 --> 01:49:53.520
Tori Spelling has six babies.
2512
01:49:53.539 --> 01:49:55.050
She has. She's got a lot of babies.
2513
01:49:55.069 --> 01:49:56.869
Man, back up the Brinks truck.
2514
01:49:56.930 --> 01:50:01.010
I don't know if there's... Yeah.
2515
01:50:01.989 --> 01:50:03.369
That's somebody I... Emma's not.
2516
01:50:04.670 --> 01:50:05.369
doing too bad.
2517
01:50:05.430 --> 01:50:07.270
My wife, who I love dearly, if I did not
2518
01:50:07.329 --> 01:50:09.229
have her, I could have married Tori Spelling.
2519
01:50:10.250 --> 01:50:12.930
It's not necessarily too late.
2520
01:50:13.189 --> 01:50:17.220
I could have married her. It's like, that's one person where,
2521
01:50:17.239 --> 01:50:19.539
you know, it couldn't have been too bad.
2522
01:50:19.560 --> 01:50:22.960
You could have had your own wrapping paper room.
2523
01:50:24.920 --> 01:50:26.140
You don't have one of those?
2524
01:50:26.180 --> 01:50:28.859
Being in the spelling household. Candy. Candy has a wrapping
2525
01:50:28.880 --> 01:50:30.020
paper room. I don't know if Tori does.
2526
01:50:30.050 --> 01:50:30.479
Of course.
2527
01:50:30.739 --> 01:50:31.090
Candy?
2528
01:50:31.270 --> 01:50:32.090
Candy, her mom.
2529
01:50:32.930 --> 01:50:33.250
Her dog.
2530
01:50:34.090 --> 01:50:35.329
It has its own wrapping paper.
2531
01:50:36.789 --> 01:50:40.189
The things that occupy my mind, it concerns me what
2532
01:50:40.760 --> 01:50:43.880
information could be in that candy has a wrapping paper room.
2533
01:50:43.939 --> 01:50:49.039
This is why we're not doctors. This is why I
2534
01:50:49.060 --> 01:50:50.479
didn't go to dental school.
2535
01:50:51.880 --> 01:50:52.960
What about Klaus Kinski?
2536
01:50:52.979 --> 01:50:54.199
Oh, yeah.
2537
01:50:54.939 --> 01:50:57.359
He should not have had kids.
2538
01:50:57.380 --> 01:50:57.880
Cat people?
2539
01:50:57.899 --> 01:51:00.119
No! You're going to take away Anastasia from us?
2540
01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:03.560
Just saying, really? Do you want him breeding in general?
2541
01:51:03.689 --> 01:51:04.090
I don't know.
2542
01:51:04.170 --> 01:51:07.649
I think she's beautiful. Who knew that the female version
2543
01:51:07.689 --> 01:51:08.829
of him would be so beautiful?
2544
01:51:10.489 --> 01:51:10.850
Anyway.
2545
01:51:11.010 --> 01:51:11.789
What a scary man.
2546
01:51:12.250 --> 01:51:12.930
The Redgraves?
2547
01:51:14.010 --> 01:51:14.510
Oh, yeah.
2548
01:51:14.869 --> 01:51:18.109
They're kind of forgotten about at this point. I don't know.
2549
01:51:18.729 --> 01:51:20.489
But I was thinking... Because they haven't been to enough
2550
01:51:20.529 --> 01:51:24.189
award shows. There you go. Somewhat current, though, the Reitmans...
2551
01:51:24.100 --> 01:51:24.760
But wait, did.
2552
01:51:25.300 --> 01:51:27.659
Sorry, I want to dwell for a second on the
2553
01:51:27.680 --> 01:51:28.180
Red Graves.
2554
01:51:28.340 --> 01:51:28.840
Did.
2555
01:51:29.260 --> 01:51:31.920
What was the daughter who was married to Liam Neeson?
2556
01:51:31.960 --> 01:51:32.619
Did they have.
2557
01:51:32.640 --> 01:51:34.100
Natasha Richardson. Yes.
2558
01:51:34.119 --> 01:51:35.229
Did they have children?
2559
01:51:35.239 --> 01:51:36.770
I was just thinking of her. Oh, and I'm thinking
2560
01:51:36.810 --> 01:51:37.630
of Miranda Richardson.
2561
01:51:37.649 --> 01:51:39.170
I don't know.
2562
01:51:39.590 --> 01:51:39.909
Did they?
2563
01:51:39.930 --> 01:51:40.510
I don't know.
2564
01:51:41.130 --> 01:51:42.710
He seems very upset about something.
2565
01:51:43.390 --> 01:51:44.069
In all of his movies.
2566
01:51:44.090 --> 01:51:45.210
Family members keep getting taken.
2567
01:51:45.229 --> 01:51:47.390
They keep getting taken. Or eaten by wolves. Or kidnapped
2568
01:51:47.409 --> 01:51:48.350
by wolves sometimes.
2569
01:51:48.470 --> 01:51:48.590
But.
2570
01:51:49.340 --> 01:51:51.659
But yeah, The Reitmans. I mean, that's a current one
2571
01:51:51.699 --> 01:51:54.500
that has passed the torch, and I'm sure you love
2572
01:51:54.539 --> 01:51:55.039
his work.
2573
01:51:55.180 --> 01:51:55.699
Oh, God.
2574
01:51:55.819 --> 01:52:01.159
Don't even get me started. All right, then we'll wrap
2575
01:52:01.199 --> 01:52:01.340
it up.
2576
01:52:01.350 --> 01:52:04.069
I did actually, I did see Labor Day. That is
2577
01:52:04.090 --> 01:52:04.909
a movie I did see.
2578
01:52:05.189 --> 01:52:05.369
And?
2579
01:52:05.430 --> 01:52:07.109
And that's Brolin's and Reitman's.
2580
01:52:10.310 --> 01:52:10.930
It was terrible.
2581
01:52:11.270 --> 01:52:12.289
Was that the hostage thing?
2582
01:52:12.949 --> 01:52:14.270
Yes and no.
2583
01:52:14.310 --> 01:52:14.529
Right?
2584
01:52:14.550 --> 01:52:15.050
Kind of?
2585
01:52:15.109 --> 01:52:15.430
Sort of?
2586
01:52:15.529 --> 01:52:19.439
It was a love story based on the book. written
2587
01:52:19.600 --> 01:52:24.100
by uh uh oh god what's her name she was
2588
01:52:24.239 --> 01:52:27.659
the mistress of um what's his name okay the coffee
2589
01:52:27.739 --> 01:52:30.529
i just collapsed the coffee ran its course and now
2590
01:52:30.569 --> 01:52:31.409
i have nothing left i.
2591
01:52:31.369 --> 01:52:33.810
Thought you're saying she's the mistress of the coffee something
2592
01:52:34.170 --> 01:52:39.600
mongol anyway no
catching her eye Salinger.
2593
01:52:39.699 --> 01:52:40.449
Salinger, thank you.
2594
01:52:40.460 --> 01:52:41.920
Jesus tore my brain. Oh, okay, so you're looking for
2595
01:52:41.960 --> 01:52:42.460
the author.
2596
01:52:42.500 --> 01:52:42.800
Yes.
2597
01:52:43.340 --> 01:52:45.020
I was just throwing out names.
2598
01:52:45.039 --> 01:52:47.260
I was like, Holden Caulfield, not a real guy. I
2599
01:52:47.279 --> 01:52:50.239
don't think he had children.
2600
01:52:51.550 --> 01:52:53.970
Anyway, his mistress wrote this book, Labor Day, and then
2601
01:52:54.149 --> 01:52:58.670
it was adapted for film and the movie stars Josh Brolin.
2602
01:52:59.119 --> 01:53:01.359
Who I had gotten to a point where I was
2603
01:53:01.600 --> 01:53:04.119
able to trust in his judgment, and he blew that,
2604
01:53:04.260 --> 01:53:06.460
so I don't know. He can't pick a good movie.
2605
01:53:06.560 --> 01:53:09.380
I don't know. I've been saying pretty good things, and
2606
01:53:09.420 --> 01:53:11.779
everyone's fighting me on it about Oldboy, which I remember
2607
01:53:11.850 --> 01:53:14.239
you were one of the only people who said, see it.
2608
01:53:14.350 --> 01:53:16.890
It's worth seeing. Was it released at all?
2609
01:53:16.909 --> 01:53:17.609
Yeah.
2610
01:53:17.909 --> 01:53:19.130
It's already gone then.
2611
01:53:19.210 --> 01:53:20.529
It's on DVD. Yeah, it's on DVD.
2612
01:53:20.550 --> 01:53:22.409
I remember when it was out, because I just watched
2613
01:53:22.449 --> 01:53:25.210
the original a couple months ago for the first time,
2614
01:53:25.250 --> 01:53:25.670
so that was.
2615
01:53:26.029 --> 01:53:27.600
I mean, there was no reason to remake it, but
2616
01:53:27.640 --> 01:53:30.100
I have so much respect for this strategy in remaking
2617
01:53:30.140 --> 01:53:32.159
a film, which is that he basically took the same
2618
01:53:32.279 --> 01:53:35.359
characters and the same central plot, but then gave it
2619
01:53:35.380 --> 01:53:37.939
a completely different meaning. I mean, it's about something completely
2620
01:53:38.090 --> 01:53:39.640
different conceptually.
2621
01:53:39.119 --> 01:53:39.550
Than the first film.
2622
01:53:39.590 --> 01:53:41.229
By the end, it definitely is. I think you get
2623
01:53:41.289 --> 01:53:43.310
halfway through, and it's sort of similar, and then it
2624
01:53:43.350 --> 01:53:46.350
takes a turn midway, and I'm like, it's made itself
2625
01:53:46.409 --> 01:53:49.199
a different movie and it gives the character a different
2626
01:53:49.220 --> 01:53:53.239
trajectory and like it really does sort of become something different.
2627
01:53:53.079 --> 01:53:55.020
I think it was a really interesting bold way to
2628
01:53:55.039 --> 01:53:55.460
go with it.
2629
01:53:55.399 --> 01:53:57.479
And he's really good and he's great does he cut
2630
01:53:57.500 --> 01:53:59.220
his tongue out and.
2631
01:53:59.180 --> 01:54:01.439
That's a spoiler that scene.
2632
01:54:01.159 --> 01:54:04.840
I guess you just spoiled at least one of the movies.
2633
01:54:04.699 --> 01:54:11.060
Oh sorry and okay okay if if we're not going
2634
01:54:11.100 --> 01:54:14.760
generational we're sticking within the family uh The new Olsen
2635
01:54:14.899 --> 01:54:17.659
is the best Olsen by far. I know the other
2636
01:54:17.699 --> 01:54:18.640
ones have way more money.
2637
01:54:18.819 --> 01:54:22.050
But she's so good. Same with the Colkins. Sometimes it's
2638
01:54:22.109 --> 01:54:25.270
like the deep track younger siblings that.
2639
01:54:25.449 --> 01:54:27.609
Come up out of nowhere. I've seen her in so
2640
01:54:27.630 --> 01:54:29.689
many things now, and every time I'm just like, man,
2641
01:54:29.729 --> 01:54:32.380
I keep expecting her to just phone it in. I'm like, damn,
2642
01:54:32.420 --> 01:54:33.920
she's good in this too.
2643
01:54:33.939 --> 01:54:34.939
She's legitimately talented.
2644
01:54:34.960 --> 01:54:36.560
Elizabeth Olsen is amazing.
2645
01:54:36.579 --> 01:54:37.199
She's amazing.
2646
01:54:37.909 --> 01:54:38.380
Amazing.
2647
01:54:38.399 --> 01:54:40.340
What would you recommend seeing her in?
2648
01:54:40.500 --> 01:54:42.760
Anything she's in. She's an old boy.
2649
01:54:42.779 --> 01:54:45.239
Oh, okay. Daughter of Nellie Olsen from Little House.
2650
01:54:45.539 --> 01:54:51.789
She's good. Marcy, Marcy, Marcy, Marcy, Marcy, Marlene, Marcy.
2651
01:54:51.970 --> 01:54:52.409
Marianne.
2652
01:54:52.550 --> 01:54:55.210
With another Marcy in there. Which is actually really good.
2653
01:54:55.430 --> 01:55:00.029
That was a great movie, and she's amazing in it. So, Olsen.
2654
01:55:00.630 --> 01:55:02.840
But yeah, back on the Brolin. This was one we
2655
01:55:02.880 --> 01:55:07.050
addressed on the car episode. I would say at this point,
2656
01:55:07.090 --> 01:55:08.989
Josh has overshadowed dad.
2657
01:55:09.149 --> 01:55:09.850
Absolutely.
2658
01:55:10.149 --> 01:55:12.750
Which I mean, for a long time, dad was pretty
2659
01:55:12.770 --> 01:55:15.649
well known. He was kind of that household name. Probably again,
2660
01:55:15.689 --> 01:55:18.289
I blame hotel for ruining his career, but because he
2661
01:55:18.310 --> 01:55:21.420
became a TV actor, as we mentioned earlier, he went
2662
01:55:21.460 --> 01:55:24.479
from being a big film actor to a TV actor
2663
01:55:24.520 --> 01:55:27.100
and it killed his career. But I'd say Josh, it
2664
01:55:27.119 --> 01:55:28.880
took him a long time to get there. Like he,
2665
01:55:29.119 --> 01:55:31.760
the kid roles didn't really work out for him, but like,
2666
01:55:32.630 --> 01:55:34.890
way late you know for hollywood terms by the time
2667
01:55:34.930 --> 01:55:37.010
he's in his 30s doing stuff he really kind of
2668
01:55:37.029 --> 01:55:38.409
started knocking stuff out.
2669
01:55:38.210 --> 01:55:40.850
No country seemed to be though yeah.
2670
01:55:40.289 --> 01:55:43.109
It definitely was a
new level for him and the.
2671
01:55:43.090 --> 01:55:44.229
Fact that he died.
2672
01:55:45.369 --> 01:55:49.789
Yeah well that was after he cut someone else's tongue.
2673
01:55:49.609 --> 01:55:55.590
Out which by the way his wife in that oh.
2674
01:55:54.529 --> 01:55:56.930
Yeah she was in train spotting she was.
2675
01:55:56.909 --> 01:55:59.909
In train spotting she was in boardwalk empire She's in
2676
01:56:00.010 --> 01:56:06.069
Boardwalk Empire, but she's in a great film about the
2677
01:56:06.189 --> 01:56:07.270
girl in the window.
2678
01:56:07.289 --> 01:56:07.350
Oh.
2679
01:56:10.180 --> 01:56:12.640
With, what's his name? Oh, God.
2680
01:56:13.340 --> 01:56:14.460
It's about an author.
2681
01:56:14.479 --> 01:56:18.619
Got to go to the Google machine. She's got, obviously
2682
01:56:18.659 --> 01:56:22.979
she's not one of my favorite actresses because I can't remember. However,
2683
01:56:23.000 --> 01:56:27.090
let me see here. Go to IMDb.
2684
01:56:28.220 --> 01:56:29.760
Well, she is Scottish, I think.
2685
01:56:29.779 --> 01:56:30.619
Yeah, she's Scottish.
2686
01:56:30.880 --> 01:56:34.149
But to play that, that's why I was so surprised
2687
01:56:34.189 --> 01:56:35.510
when I find out later.
2688
01:56:36.010 --> 01:56:41.750
So, Kelly MacDonald is her name. And she was in
2689
01:56:42.229 --> 01:56:45.149
The Girl in the Cafe. The Girl in the Cafe,
2690
01:56:45.310 --> 01:56:51.170
which was a TV movie where she starred alongside Bill Niley.
2691
01:56:51.630 --> 01:56:52.329
Great film.
2692
01:56:52.649 --> 01:56:52.930
Okay.
2693
01:56:53.130 --> 01:56:55.300
Highly, highly, highly recommend it.
2694
01:56:55.310 --> 01:56:57.029
I remember seeing her here.
2695
01:56:57.100 --> 01:56:59.279
She was, I absolutely fell in love with her in
2696
01:56:59.300 --> 01:57:01.279
that movie. She was so good.
2697
01:57:01.680 --> 01:57:02.439
Girl in the Cafe.
2698
01:57:02.460 --> 01:57:04.380
I love him. Girl in the Cafe.
2699
01:57:04.399 --> 01:57:06.100
I think he's amazing.
2700
01:57:06.420 --> 01:57:10.020
Yeah, he is. He's great. Kelly McDonald. She's, yeah, she's,
2701
01:57:10.500 --> 01:57:13.300
but she's another one of those working actresses that, you know,
2702
01:57:14.220 --> 01:57:16.539
you know her face. You go, oh, that girl who
2703
01:57:16.560 --> 01:57:19.720
was in that thing, you know, which was actually a
2704
01:57:19.760 --> 01:57:23.239
documentary out called I think it's the guy who was
2705
01:57:23.300 --> 01:57:23.850
in that thing.
2706
01:57:24.319 --> 01:57:26.750
I've seen that. It's actually, it's not bad, but you
2707
01:57:26.770 --> 01:57:28.649
do that the entire time. You're like, I know him.
2708
01:57:28.670 --> 01:57:29.710
Oh yeah.
2709
01:57:29.770 --> 01:57:31.609
Like it's just nothing but recognizing.
2710
01:57:31.630 --> 01:57:33.409
Right. Recognizing these people. Yeah.
2711
01:57:33.529 --> 01:57:33.939
Yeah.
2712
01:57:34.020 --> 01:57:37.920
So, but I think what's, what's so, uh, likable about
2713
01:57:37.960 --> 01:57:40.060
that film is you get to hear that they, you know,
2714
01:57:40.159 --> 01:57:43.270
they're just working stiffs. You know, these are guys who go,
2715
01:57:43.810 --> 01:57:44.729
camera work sucked.
2716
01:57:44.510 --> 01:57:44.779
By the way.
2717
01:57:45.100 --> 01:57:48.100
But uh it's it's just these guys going from one
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job to the next to the next and they don't
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know where they're going to get their next ticket well that.
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Was that was the interesting thing because they're i mean
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01:57:53.880 --> 01:57:57.739
most actors becomes pretty self-aware and like they all kind
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of realize they're that's their job like they're not i'm
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01:58:00.600 --> 01:58:03.890
you know i'm i've been in a lot of movies
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not really a key character and i'm in my 40s
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01:58:07.310 --> 01:58:09.189
now i'm probably not going to turn into a leading
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01:58:09.229 --> 01:58:11.369
man like but I want to keep working.
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Let's put him in a Tarantino movie.
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So many of them are just kind of like, yeah,
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I just got to keep my insurance going. They're just
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working actors now, but they realize where they are in
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their career. It's interesting.
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01:58:23.420 --> 01:58:27.560
Well, it makes them humble, which I love. One of
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the things that I always enjoyed about working with with
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01:58:29.720 --> 01:58:34.619
John was that he, he knows his place in the industry,
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01:58:34.840 --> 01:58:38.569
you know, and he, he has the, you know, he
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01:58:38.609 --> 01:58:40.310
definitely has the talent to do anything that he wants
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01:58:40.329 --> 01:58:44.720
to do, but he's so just, it's like, I'm, I'm
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01:58:44.760 --> 01:58:46.779
just a guy who's working, you know, and that's how
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01:58:46.819 --> 01:58:50.539
he approaches everything. And it's, it was really refreshing. to
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01:58:50.579 --> 01:58:52.680
work with somebody like that who did not, who took
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01:58:52.739 --> 01:58:55.850
the job seriously, but did not take themselves too seriously.
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01:58:56.149 --> 01:58:57.189
And that was really refreshing.
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01:58:57.470 --> 01:58:59.310
Especially who'd done, I mean, even if you want to
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01:58:59.350 --> 01:59:01.810
take the acting out of it, like just musically, it's
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01:59:01.829 --> 01:59:02.949
kind of legendary.
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01:59:02.989 --> 01:59:07.850
Like if somebody could claim to be like, I am important,
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01:59:07.890 --> 01:59:09.149
you know, but he does not.
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01:59:09.050 --> 01:59:09.560
Come off the way at all.
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01:59:09.569 --> 01:59:11.390
He does not do that. He does not do that.
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01:59:11.710 --> 01:59:12.369
That's pretty impressive.
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01:59:13.189 --> 01:59:13.409
Yeah.
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01:59:14.100 --> 01:59:15.680
Great guy.
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And guest of Heritage and Stand Fest 2015.
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Already mapped out. Already locked in?
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01:59:20.939 --> 01:59:21.770
Already locked in.
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01:59:21.800 --> 01:59:22.699
Wow, sweet.
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01:59:22.760 --> 01:59:23.840
I mean, he said he would.
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01:59:23.899 --> 01:59:24.779
I don't know.
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01:59:24.840 --> 01:59:25.859
I bet you.
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01:59:25.880 --> 01:59:28.760
You know what? As long as he doesn't have a conflict,
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01:59:29.000 --> 01:59:31.720
he'll probably do it. He'll probably do it. He's that
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01:59:31.760 --> 01:59:34.739
kind of guy. He's just up for whatever is fun
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01:59:34.800 --> 01:59:36.689
and invigorating and something new.
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01:59:38.729 --> 01:59:40.350
John Doe is awesome. I think that's how we need
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01:59:40.369 --> 01:59:41.149
to round this thing out.
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01:59:42.210 --> 01:59:44.949
And thinking about how awesome the kid of Exine Cervinka
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01:59:44.970 --> 01:59:47.149
and Viggo Mortensen probably is. Because I think we need
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01:59:47.170 --> 01:59:48.109
to give that some thought as well.
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01:59:48.930 --> 01:59:50.199
Do we have a due date for this baby?
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01:59:50.470 --> 01:59:51.930
No, he exists. He's in the world.
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01:59:52.470 --> 01:59:54.289
You're planning future children.
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01:59:54.770 --> 01:59:56.829
He's maturing and growing into the man he will one
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01:59:56.850 --> 01:59:57.229
day be.
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01:59:57.829 --> 01:59:58.029
What?
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01:59:58.569 --> 02:00:01.670
Where he will dazzle us with whatever he decides to do.
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02:00:03.289 --> 02:00:04.069
We shall see.
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02:00:05.109 --> 02:00:07.489
Unless he disappoints me like that fucking Nick Cassavetes and
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02:00:07.510 --> 02:00:08.069
then watch out.
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02:00:08.229 --> 02:00:12.109
And it all comes full circle. Alright, thank you for
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02:00:12.489 --> 02:00:14.529
hanging out with us this week. Do you now have
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02:00:14.569 --> 02:00:16.329
things you'd like to tell people they should go find
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02:00:16.350 --> 02:00:16.649
of yours?
2783
02:00:17.420 --> 02:00:20.960
Pleased to meet me on iTunes. iTunes exclusive, April 22nd.
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02:00:21.279 --> 02:00:26.119
Please purchase. Please download. And Prison State on PBS Frontline,
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02:00:26.180 --> 02:00:28.380
April 29th. Check your local listings.
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All right. HarryDeanSatinFest.org. Do you guys have any plugs you'd
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02:00:32.659 --> 02:00:35.520
like to get? Otherwise, that about does it. We will
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02:00:35.539 --> 02:00:37.810
return next week. Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks
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02:00:37.859 --> 02:00:38.270
for listening.
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May God bless and keep you always.
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May your wishes all come true.
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May you always do for others and let others do
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02:00:51.229 --> 02:00:52.449
for you.
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02:00:57.800 --> 02:01:03.199
May you build a ladder to the stars and climb
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02:01:03.220 --> 02:01:04.739
on every rock.
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02:01:04.880 --> 02:01:12.909
May you stay forever young.
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02:01:32.119 --> 02:01:40.850
May you stay forever young.
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02:01:46.710 --> 02:01:51.119
May you grow up to be righteous. May you grow
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02:01:51.340 --> 02:01:52.659
up to be true.
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02:01:53.859 --> 02:01:58.159
May you always know the truth and see the lights
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around you.
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May you always be courageous, stand upright and strong. May
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02:02:12.869 --> 02:02:20.779
you stay, stay forever young.
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02:02:44.289 --> 02:02:49.319
Forever young.
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May your hands always be busy. May your feet always
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02:03:19.020 --> 02:03:24.659
be swift. May you have a strong foundation when the
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winds of change.
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02:03:29.970 --> 02:03:35.609
May your heart.
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02:03:34.050 --> 02:03:35.550
Always be joyful.
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02:03:36.489 --> 02:03:39.840
May your soul always be sunny.
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02:03:39.880 --> 02:03:41.640
May you stay.
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Forever young Forever young Forever young May you stay Forever
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02:03:50.239 --> 02:04:30.300
young May you stay.
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02:04:27.899 --> 02:04:49.020
Forever young.
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02:04:41.949 --> 02:04:43.529
I have a Tammy Faye Baker's autograph.
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02:04:45.310 --> 02:04:46.189
Congratulations.
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02:04:46.210 --> 02:04:47.560
Did she sign it with her eyelashes?
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02:04:48.109 --> 02:04:49.640
She just shoved her face into it and made a
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02:04:49.680 --> 02:04:54.359
shroud of turban. Back to the biblical references. Anyway.
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02:04:54.539 --> 02:04:55.319
Oh, fantastic.
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02:04:55.619 --> 02:04:56.859
God, I need to find that.
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02:04:57.399 --> 02:04:58.100
The Shroud of Turin?
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02:04:59.300 --> 02:05:03.100
Yeah, I think I've wrapped her autograph in the Shroud
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02:05:03.119 --> 02:05:03.560
of Turin.
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02:05:03.600 --> 02:05:03.939
Oh, okay.
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02:05:04.239 --> 02:05:04.859
That's cool.
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02:05:04.880 --> 02:05:06.739
You've got one of those, too? That's awesome.
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02:05:06.960 --> 02:05:09.539
I bought mine on eBay. It's totally legit. It's got
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a certificate.
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02:05:13.229 --> 02:05:16.390
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02:05:16.409 --> 02:05:18.989
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02:05:19.010 --> 02:05:21.970
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