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I personally don't think I need to
go to the doctor. But you know
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that's a whole story, right you
should. I think we're good and hope
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you're ready because it's time. Awhere, she's about to get weird. He
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prepared for it to get weird.
Thinks you're gonna get weird. It's getting
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weird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's get weird. Let's
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get it? Where? Where?
Get Where? Are you ready to get
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weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm
ready listening already because you're listening to the
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one hundred and fifty ninth episode Let's
Get Weird. Hoody needs to go to
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the doctor edition, but he doesn't
want to. Also, my name is
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Hoodie, I'm married. Every week
we come together give you the weird stories
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from our lives, the world,
the globes, the streets, the strew
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skies above, and the internets.
And I also just remembered, I don't
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think any of us followed up with
that lady who said she needed us to
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wait by the door for her to
get back in. This is not my
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problem. That's another radio. You're
just waiting on someone to let her in,
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trying to reunite with her child that's
in the studio. Was a band
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mom, like he's the mom of
that band or something. I think that
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was not the I think that was
like the promoter of the Mannier Manier man
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manager managers, like, what's a
man here? Man? So well,
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we're talking about hospitals, your boy, it's insurance time front. Fact.
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If you're an adult. If you're
not, hey, if you're under the
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age of twenty six, don't worry
about it till you're twenty six because open
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enrollment stops everybody his job. And
we're figuring that out right together. No,
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I already figured it. I figured
it mine out too. You need
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to the doctor and go figure it
out. I did the math. You
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check your face. I paid on
for contacts last year. I'm fine with
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just the one insurance revision, not
double insurance. Come on, maybe?
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Oh because why because technically if you
put in the fees we pay every month,
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it doesn't even out there. You
go, got that baby, you're
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so you are impressive? Yeah,
because it's your pay thirty bucks a month,
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but you're saving one fifty there's twelve
months. Like, dude, man,
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I just love you. Andrew?
How you you like break things down.
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I figured it out. I mean, that's what you got to do.
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With these insurance games. You know
they're doing it. They're like,
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oh, they'll just do it because
he needs it. Well, but life
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insurance, though I did, I
did more. It gets my money.
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My mom gets twenty cents on the
dollar. Yeah, but all more raised
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up. But you got raised up
because we're engaged now. Next year ninety
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percent for her. But like the
double dental, I'd do it because when
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I had a root canal taken out, the one took over the one had
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been used up, so then the
other one paid for it. So I
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think, I know this is gonna
be a lot of insurance grass, but
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hey, that's what this podcast is
about. Sar Weird Stories is my dentist.
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When I had the double, he
would only be like, yeah,
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well, I'm only gonna take one
today, but I why not take both?
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Right? The only times they cancel
out? Right, they sometimes they
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cancel out and then it doesn't help
you. But then sometimes it does help
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you and they're like, oh you've
got too. I want to switch going
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to dentists because the one uh dental
high genis I go to every time.
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She like gets in there and it
hurts, like that makes you just have
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sensitive as you know how says as
teeth because I've been using this nice news
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toothbrush and my teeth be white,
be shiny. You know, maybe you
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just got wimp pass teeth, so
you got win pass gums. You know
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what I'm saying, You got them
gummy. But she gets in there like,
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ah, like she's yanking me.
She's like ah, yeah, like
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no, that is aggressive. Yeah, like she's like yanky. I feel
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like I'm in a saw track in
your face, like I'm in a saw
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trap, Like I'm getting that's not
good. I My guy is very gentle
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and uh but he loves the talk
whispers, sweet nothing. He loves the
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t And I'm like sitting here like
I can't answer. How am I going
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to answer? Can I tell you
that more is? I don't
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know what
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I told you. She's jealous about
me saying sweet whispers. I thought it
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was the kisses she got mad sweet
kisses and whispers, sweet wisers of nothing.
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Look, Mara, this man love
right here. It's been there's some
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ish, Okay, we have been
there, some battles we have we were
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hardened together. Have you ever won
You watched New Girl, right, yeah,
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but like not like I mean,
yes, I watched. We're like
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rewatching it, I think for the
first time, like fully, and they
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had this episode where Schmid, Winston
and h Nick go to the spot to
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get their downstairs waxed and nothing more
to bring it together like war getting it
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take wax together with your men.
What a great show and it's wild is
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that I think that shows like ended
so long ago? No I twenty eighteen,
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Like did you ended twice? Remember
it did? Yeah? It had
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two different mess ups with Fox where
they like yanked it off the air and
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then everybody wanted it back, and
then it came back and then it finally
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had a series finale. It like
got canceled and then it came back anti
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climactic ending I see here. Oh
no, there was definitely like a whirl
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like it ended. But then they
did the time jump season, which I
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haven't gotten to yet, kind of
like where Schmid has the kid so it's
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like five years or whatever. No, no, no, no, it
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was like, excuse me, they
were it was like in the third season
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or whatever, and then it stopped
and then I remember people being like they
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wanted it back. It just didn't
get good ratings or something, but you
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had it had a great ground swell
of people wanting it back. It's good,
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it is. It breaks me joy. And now that I'm in my
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thirties, I understand it even more
now. How because they're in their thirties
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in the show what Okay? Makes
sense now because I get it? How
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did you not get it before?
That was in my twenties. Then when
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when Smid was twentynine, I'm like, I felt that two years ago.
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Last year, Really that's what you
felt? Oh my god? Oh can
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I tell you Mara, she's gotten
the age now and I knew it was
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gonna hit her eventually, kept making
fun of me of taking the tones and
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all the other things I take.
She had to take it the other day
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and granted we were out, we
were out sense eating eating food that not
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the best, that's awful, didn't
look good. Yeah, I think that's
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what did it. And she's like, I need like an you want my
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pills and she took on. I
was like, ha ha, I knew
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twenty nine and a half that's what
it would be right there, gotcha?
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Your body dies out of twenty nine
and a half. Everything else. So
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I was just keeping alive. The
engine stop, You're just trying to keep
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the car going in neutral. Can
you really please go to a doctor?
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Yeah? Go please? Okay Mom, does your mom listen not to this
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one? Oh, because she listens. I told her this one for really,
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Grandma, I have don't listen this
one. It's not that bad.
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Sometimes she's gonna be to learn about
taint waxing and the misconnections. Oh god,
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that's an interesting conversation for Christmas.
Yeah, it is speaking up holidays,
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O Halloween this weekend, we survived. You barely survived, barely survived?
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Were all hurt? Yeah, because
I was right around like an idiot,
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getting you guys all situated at the
bar because it was ma, Ma,
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I'm pulling you in with the rest
of them. Okay, Well,
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I just wanted a pretzel which was
handed right, and I got you got
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two of them. I ate one
of them. I got you two of
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them, so the other one was
sat there and I was like, I
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didn't ask for a second pretzels.
Well, they gave us two and it
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was relegated to the background when the
came out. It really was I didn't
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have any mom if you're listening to
this one randomly. No, whoku fudd
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your boy. I keep these clean. Yeah, you need to keep those
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LUNs. I got it was all
the laughing, I do, no,
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but uh it was fun. I'm
glad everybody came out and enjoyed themselves.
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And you know you stole Molly's bumblebee
glasses. I did for a second there,
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and that was cool. I met
a bunch of people. I also
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wanted to make a retreat there to
kick
out a bunch of people from the
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table. Him many Yoda were Hi, Manyn Yoda. Now I'm gonna ask
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you this question. You told us
before we had just the one table,
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but our group really just took over
the second spot for the other table.
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Did we have that spot or no? No, I mean we took over.
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Yeah, but then the table then
that table next to that other table
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kind of took it over to for
a little bit because it was we got
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a little weird happens when there's like
an empty space over the empty take it
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over. I also just wanted to
sit I just wanted to sit at that
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other table, but I couldn't.
No one there's also that I know it's
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more of a public thing. But
there's the one it's like in the middle
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of the aisle. I guess you
can say I hate that one. Yeah,
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I don't know why they set that
one up, and it's just it's
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like it's more patting, I guess
to get in and out for everybody,
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like the VIP areas, which makes
sense too. Yeah, I don't know.
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It's just like they always I do
it last minute to sell. You
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know, you don't want to have
you got you got lance, You've got
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real estate there, Why not make
money off that real estate? So they
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do it. I think it's do
you see any well I like to call
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Puky Macgooki's or off the clock I
did see when I left. I mean
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there was DC streets were wild man
that on Saturday night. I'm gonna check
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because that uber probably was going to
be at least one hundred dollars seven o'clock
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finally, definitely, and they closed
off most of M Street look like eight
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Street, and then that's probably where
I got the nail. That was probably
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Saturday night because uh Park and they
were doing work on Jefferson. So that's
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that's why I gotta go do now? Is I gotta quickly do this,
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go see Max for his Halloween thing, and then go check my tires,
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and then I think I'm just gonna
go get candy because they don't have any
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candies. There's there's a whole bag
in the kitchen if you just want to
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take the kitchen people, that's the
kids here, Like what do you mean
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you children for him and Yoder?
You take the snicker bars that are there,
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You split them up in half,
eat an open snicker bar. Hoods
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creepy, by the way, I
haven't really seen a lot of like or
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maybe she's I don't watch a lot
of news anymore. Back in the day,
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they'd always talk about like watch out
with your candy. It could be
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poisoned. There could be razor blades. I feel like I think the thing
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is now is you don't need razor
lades are poison You just need a peanut
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or like all them there's something in
it and they can kill your child.
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Like that's the thing Like gross on
the show talked about there's like you can
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sign up anative Halloween thing, which
is cool. Do you know what houses
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to go to that you can get
candy in case your kid's allergic or something
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else. So I gotta figure out
what I'm gonna get a lot. I
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got a busy and I got a
mountain of closed to fold today too that
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I need to fold because I did
all my laundry and instead of folding,
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while everything was doing washing, I
was watching Dacoma FTVM, watch kids in
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your neighborhood by the line there are
they're sneaking, but they're like they're in
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that weird like ten to fourteen.
Oh, we don't have any in our
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like little apartment complex at least start
building, so it's not even worth it.
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So I'm kind of worried if I
just put the bucket out, they're
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just gonna take the bucket. But
I remember when I lived there, like
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ten years ago, there was no
kids, and then because they're all like
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in their twenties and those people stayed
there, now they have kids probably.
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I also found out too that I
had a resign my lease that a lot
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of people do month to month lease
is there is that the new thing to
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do is like just go month to
month and just expensive it is. It's
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only another one hundred dollars more on
top of the lease to do month a
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month. Not too bad. I
think it's just because everyone like the city's
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so transient, and so it's just
like, well, I might be here
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for four months because I'm working for
Amazon, but Amazon might fire me five
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months, so you know
Amazon,
what about you? I mean you guys
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did another year lest Yeah, we
in our area. It's still sort of
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like, oh, it's thirteen months, fourteen months, And it sucks because
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we have to think because we're in
Fairfax, of like strategically when to people
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move in, for like George Mason, because we're in Fairfax, because that's
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usually when it gets more expensive or
it's less availability either way. But I
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think we're trying to move. We're
like, we're legit moving closer, Like
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where this is the last time we're
in Fairfax. We'll be somewhere closer.
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That's not fair No, you won't
Arlington. Maybe why do you go to
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Arlington? Why not? Why come
to Maryland? Just come to my side.
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I don't like that you two are
Virginians. Arlington's close. I would
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still be a lot quicker for me
to get public Okay, how often are
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we going to public hoods? Well, if I live closer and it was
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near a metro, we shouldn't go
ahead often because I can't handle it.
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My body can't handle it. Oh
but he goes the Happy Hour every day,
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not every day, not every day, just every other day on Wednesdays
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and Tuesdays. Yeah, it's common. Pull Eric string I have Max.
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I can't really, that's my string. If you pulled my string, moor
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so I can't do it. No, no, no no, I gotta
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get Teddy there. I don't worry
about Teddy. Can't do anything without Tirty,
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that's right. Casts what's my other
one? My normal day of one?
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What is your other one? Up? Any? Stopped doing that for
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a while because you all made fun
of me. Then I brought it back,
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Irony, what Eric should be?
Pain of thing sounds terrible? Why
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the way the paint of thing sounds
like a terrible Well, we'll see.
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Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't. I highly doubt it will because there's
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like live animals involved. So I
could take a panda. I don't think
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you could. How much do you
think of pandaas like at a baby panda
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or an adult? Full time punds? Adult full one hundred and fifty pounds,
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that's it, No way, they're
pretty big, one hundred and fifty
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to two hundred eighty is the rain? Oh okay, definitely take them on
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press up, yeah, them up
and down the lands on max, I'll
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get them off of your maxic max. They look pretty well. I saw
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them this year. What do you
mean max with the zoo. They look
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pretty big. They didn't look that
small. What did you think there?
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Bench press a panda? I mean, why not? This is let's get
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weird, you know what I mean. That's why you love us, That's
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why you appreciate this. Associated well, we're on this topic. Bench press.
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What's your max bench press? Right
now? Oh? To twenty five?
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All right? And the bench press
in case you don't know what that
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is, because you have been a
bar it's the one you typical lift push
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it up off her chest, a
straight bar whatever that weighs forty five pounds,
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and then your pounds on there,
and then you add your weight on
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top of the forty five pound bar. And if you're in two days back
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in high school, you started with
just the bar and you impressed everyone when
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they put five's on it. People
like, wow, hood, he could
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do forty five. I didn't know
I could do this. This is the
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first time I've ever experienced this s
guy in high school. He was shorter,
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he was like five to five,
said, little arms, so he
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could do three fifteen really, but
it wasn't that wasn't that far of a
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distance because his arms are so short. So it's just like a quick little
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pep And everyone's like, where'd you
go? You did three fifteen four times?
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And I was like, yeah,
but look at this. His arm
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is from my elbow in my fan, Like, come on, it's not
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that long of a you know,
he doesn't have a long arm. Now,
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a tiger long arm. Could you
bench press a tiger? No?
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From two twenty to six hundred and
sixty pounds. No. Have you seen
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some of those tiktoks of guys that
have ligers and tigers that oh my,
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oh my, and they just lay
on them. The tigers will just lay
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on them. Yeah, it's a
wild What other animal do you think you
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could baite bench bench press? I
don't know. I mean ostrich maybe nope?
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Maybe maybe? All right, I
can get what's another popular? Can't
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be the first bench at the worst
you can get goat. An adult goat
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can weigh up to two hundred and
fifty pounds, And now people are buying
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mini goats. Have you seen that
many mini microgats or something like that.
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Yeah, look at mini goats,
many goat Yeah, look at those America.
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But you can buy them hoods as
a pet? Is that where you're
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going to get Max? Do?
I? Look? What do you get
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Max? A dog? I'm never
gonna get Max a dog when he's in
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middle school. Never, I can
take care of it. Unless I can
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have a house with a partner and
Max a little bit older. Then I'll
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think about getting a pet pet because
I don't have time. I hate being
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I get mad when you always have
to pull the Teddy card and when Jona's
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pulled a chewy card. I don't
want to be that hypocrite that now has
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to pull that card. Well,
we have small dogs. If you get
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a bigger dog, the bladders are
bigger, obviously, train them and they
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can learn how to be longer alone
than they're crazy. Teddy's good. I
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just don't want them to have to
be alone the whole time. You know,
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Hey, Teddy, we were going
seven hours on Saturday. He was
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fine. Okay, Yeah, it's
just separation, anxiety, all that good
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stuff that you're having. Teddy's having, that's your I could tell Teddy doesn't
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eat until we're there. He's a
social leader. It's because you guys are
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always with him. That's probably not
me. Not me. Don't be blaming
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me for that. I am to
blame you for that. It is your
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house with your fiance is Morris House. More runs the place. More is
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the I'm just the caretaker. This
is true. I'm miss the filch of
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Hogwarts. She owns Hogwarts though Harry
Potter. I can rewatch Harry Potter all
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day long. You don't watch to
come after or what? Maybe you liking
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it? Now? What is it? Maybe not do that? In my
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studio I heard it? It was
nasty? Wasn't nat? Back to come
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D's on True TV? It's two
of the guys super troopers Farva and they
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got the mustache. They are firefighters, Tacobin, Washington, the white guy
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with the mustache, they mustaches.
They all the white guy get shot in
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the deck with the with the with
the cod piece on. I don't remember
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you spos shot. I remember I
remember beer Fest that was on TV all
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the time. He's the Jewish character
in beer Fest, the doctor. What's
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he's a frog scientist? The frogs. You're about to say something different.
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But he figured out to the dost
boot that's what he figured out. And
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that too, I know the Jew. What the hell was his name in
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that movie? Too? Thinkle,
not thinkle? Oh damn. Anyways,
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stop pretty. You know what that
means. It's time for some to get
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cut off. There. Oh I
love it. You love to get anything
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wrong on that. I don't know
why you have that open sweetheart, you
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look just in case. Well,
let's time for some misconnections. Aaron's going
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to talk about this show that I
haven't seen, so I'm like, oh,
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yeah, cool, that's great.
Love your Firefighters show? Is it
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actually this is a good question because
it was on True TV. Is it
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like censored or is it I don't
know. I watched it. Did they
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say curse words and stuff? They
say curse words and HBO Max, But
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like if you watch it on TV
and I've never seen on TV, I've
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only spinged two seasons on HBO Max
Spinge sponge the three seasons. Apparently there's
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fourth season right now. Guy trying
to be like creative and bring something to
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the table, and you just brought
something to the table. What it's your
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personality? I'm proud of you for
everyone needs to tell everyone to listen,
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and let's get weird and pass it
on because we need more listeners. It
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on. Please pass the lessons you
learned from NBC. Pass it on the
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more you know, boob, All
right, Miss connections, you know what
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it is. We real miss connections
round the d MB Washington, DC dot
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Craigslist dot org. These ones they
horny, it's Halloween. Let's face it.
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First, one up recipe testing in
Hyattsville, Z. Do you remember
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what we talked about. I'm still
interested in getting together
and tasting your recipe.
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You know I love it. I
hope you see this heat yep in
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Hyatsville, Hyatsville. Next one ab
d L Woodbrook, which we learned is
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what Eric, oh god, what
is it? Adult adult baby adult baby
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diaper something lover gooper. I'm looking
for someone something different. If you know
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what ab DL is, then let's
chat slash meet we do so we can
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meet them. I'm currently just a
DL with some adult and I'm looking for
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someone that is into this and to
change what I'm currently wearing. You're in
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a dirty diaper? What the hell? People? Excuse me? I myself
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a man, a little m chubby
side I love stuff. I have stuff,
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so no need to provide. I
just need a place for this to
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happen. Looking to do this vetty
vetty soon. The hood Bridge deal city
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makes sense. Next one, getting
a kicks in in Alexandria. I'm missing
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the young lady I met in the
Metro. I'd like to kick some balls
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around. Would love to chap more. I'm an Alexandria near the Metro.
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Should have snapped up your offer.
Let's get the balls rolling while the weather's
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good and the other ladies want to
join in. The more of the merrier.
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There seems to be a pet up
demand for this bb ball boy bullbastard.
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Yeah, there you go. Teacher
miss seeing his teacher's pet Hyattsville.
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Just to be clear, I'm a
man and the person I'm trying to reconnect
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with is a female. I met
here here on Craigslist. You responded to
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my ad for kinky sub not a
substitute, teacher, a submissive submissive.
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I've lost track of your contact in, but would love to get in touch
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again. Two zero two four zero
Oh that is his phone number? Text
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me nope, Hey wait, I'm
missing a number. Two oh, you're
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right? Six three. I got
it. That's ten numbers. It's ten
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numbers. Okay, it's ten numbers. It's seven. Oh too far?
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Oh okay, that's what I never
say. Two four zero say says two
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four zero? That guy? All
right? Next one Rosie Starfish DC Starfish.
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You were fun kirvying into sitting and
feeding and having a good time.
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Open and reconnect to open things up
again. I don't know what they're opening
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starting next our last one makeout Buddies, McLean's Tyson. Any ladies want to
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make out? That's it? That's
it. Oh, there's an address sixteen
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hundred Anderson. Where's that? Where's
that? Is that? By you?
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I mean you highlighted everything right,
you know, you know, you know
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mappen next hundred doesn't exist, so
we're here. Okay, cool, that's
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the Tysons. But that was your
misconnections for the week. Eric has to
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go find his son in the Halloween
costume Halloween Praye Halloween Parade, and I
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feel like I've a hair in my
throat now ah, sorry, let's send
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an episode on that. You know
you can follow me, Andrew Hoodie with
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a Y. You can follow Eric, mister Eric b that's Mark r Icy
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don't leave it on my table kV. Always remember it's okay to be weird
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and growing and sexy. Yeah,
it got weird, didn't it. Yeah.