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00:00:00hey what's up everyone the boys of last podcast on the left here I know what to tell you about our new special we filmed it in Chicago it was an unbelievable experience and you can enjoy it as well go to www. Last podcast live.com don't forget to put the www in it all the way the truth and technological glitch that we're trying to get a tech support for if it's still just put in the w w w w w w
00:00:36there's no way to escape through this is the last time
00:00:54I want to amend the fact that I think I said last episode that I don't trust men with big legs and big big but I want to clarify that only holds two men will it change what you said you just doubled down on what you said yes but that's important I ain't no flip-flopper the one thing you know about me cuz I'm held firmly To The Ground by my weight will you know sometimes when it comes to flip-flopping it could also be construed as like changing for the better but I guess that's not going to happen no man big guys with big legs you can't trust that always whole I don't know it doesn't always holds like women with big legs will be there to comfort you with their laps yes they could also kill you in a matter of seconds please
00:01:54how's the book coming books coming right just finished another chapter 346 I think or a regular guest of episode 345 episodes in a stipend to be a guest and there's a big they're the people are attending the big issue in Los Angeles about the podcast it's not getting paid and I think it's only fair that I get a shout-out to a couple of fans from a stab Benton which is Edmonton's also known as apparently really deadmonton is much better than Staten Island stabbing as how you could start doing that but that requires a lot of Edibles you have to be on your way to that title but I want to give a shout out to some of the the death metal that will set my way
00:02:54the grime eximius that is from stab Benton nice it's pretty fucking killer black metal from stab Benton which is mostly it's it's pretty crummy everything is bad in Edmonton I also got a great big old fashioned video store called the lobby of the great things in Edmonton CFL team out there it's a biggest mall in North America is out there I am he know this about that but that has been I got many email saying that yes indeed it is the biggest mall by Minneapolis just needs to build a casino you know why we're I depart to of this fellow again second biggest d-bag other than be take a mark twitchell after the attempted murder of zeal Tetro
00:03:54Mitchell was understandably a little bit jumpy but after nothing happened no police no phone calls no searches he figured that he was clear to try again that's not the message that should have been received know you got away with one stop now so only 6 days after the attempted murder Churchill created another PlentyofFish account this one named Jen and waited okay I'm going to say I seen pictures from this account I mean Sheena at least didn't have a cross I find a Heracross I not till like boom boom on whoever the real Jen was nothing wrong with the cross I nothing wrong with no eyes nothing wrong with a whale eyes when they go to decide their that's just fine but not for sign of fetal alcohol syndrome. Which is different that's not why I'm not going to blame the victim there was a girl that had fetal alcohol syndrome my high school and we sat together at home back and she was big
00:04:53very very sweet and I loved her and she helped me she helped me out so you're like a baby that comes from beer
00:05:06that's horrible dozens of men responded to the Jin profile but the one Mark twitchell chose was another super nice dude named Johnny ottinger who's just a thirty-eight-year-old oilfield pipeline inspector no unlock she'll who told nobody where he was going that night Johnny told his friend Willie exactly where he was going for his date cuz you stupid directions the whole I go around to the back alley find the overgrown garage walk through the door walk through the garage to get to the back door the one problem with telling your friend will you know really crucial information is when he shouts that information out in the town hall no one's going to pay attention because you don't want stoned drunk Willie
00:06:06three kids down the street and she deserved garbage can and you got to find a half open the garage and it's not that one it's the third open garage but the truth is is the remember again from last episode twitch all had done that weird like kind of cute girl lilt in the description of the directions so if Chi-Chi know who was thrown off and I mean Willie to his credit immediately was like oh that's kinda that's kind of round-about and Johnny's just like just desperate for Clues very much so desperate for connection that's the saddest thing about this whole story and it really is another serial killer mean he's no different the rest of me he's just another serial killer that goes after an extremely vulnerable section the population because he's fucking week right it's like this sounds kind of off why don't you send me the exact directions so can I why don't you email them to me so I know exactly where you're going
00:07:05sleep hard is it to tell your friend right he's your friend you love Johnny a but no woman he has approached to maybe in the last couple years has been immediately like yeah come over tonight you have to tell your friend like Hey listen let's maybe ceterix spectations like a little bit lower like I love you I think you're worthy of Love run I think she's going to fucking kill you I think she's a man baby it's never too late for a Mike Myers depression
00:07:392019 coming in Like a Torpedo if this dude shows up to the house and then will he's having sex with her what time do you plan to be there at 8 okay cool I get out of the gym at 6:45 so I shouldn't even saying this out loud been worried about his friend that night much to Willie's credit there's no telling how many times Twitter would have been able to pull off this dumb shit scheme but even though those directions would be marks on doing it was not enough to save Johnny all Tanger so on that night which I was waiting in the garage for Johnny to show up cuz he's learned his lesson from the stone Baton now he figured that the best core
00:08:39action just fucking hit the dude in the head with a pipe as soon as you walked in was going to do any of that shit just he learned that that fast because that this truth is that it's really the hesitation is what allows you to make the mistakes which is what do you mean the first time I thought it was really interesting to learn how I stun baton really work that's how it work that you basically it's a long-term like eventually you just turn into spaghetti yes going with the pipe and he was already keyed up because he had a hot movie date with his old College girlfriend earlier that day and spend the afternoon making out in the back road the movie theater during a showing a quarantine
00:09:30quarantine not the best remake just watch I think it's wrecked wrecked my favorite horror movies comes out Trilogy that like the one of the Gonzo third of a Trilogy I've seen in a long time but it's pretty damn good, I also remember the time that I was stopped my high school girlfriend for making out with me during unbreakable because the movie was too important well now you got glass coming out that night Johnny showed up 30 minutes early before twitch I was ready ready cuz you know he had to be ready ready before he can really do what he wanted to do some Johnny walked into the dark. Hello and I'll twittle good thing to do you say hello back can you turn on the lights I mean he said he did this improv movie he obviously has improv training yes and yes
00:10:30is a filmmaker that all this shit that he saw around them was just a set the garage yeah but it was still set to which he had all of the walls covered in plastic because it was his Dexter kill room birthday shirts are there with handcuffs that we're going to be using to attach and detach are good fucking rope he had an open set of weapons like a torture area set up for him to be able to play his McCobb game Legend of Ed Gein pulled the same shit but they walked into the house in like knocking to the bodies like all dishes
00:11:08oh my goodness by the way the Ed Gein chapter in the book coming out when will the book be a February 20th of February 2020 the Ed Gein chapter is going to send chills down your spine because I always forget how much Arch he was created so when Johnnie Walker Stan and Mark twitchell introduced himself as a filmmaker by his own admission in SK confessions he couldn't help himself he started bragging this is what Mark twitchell wrote that he said to Johnny Alton sure you might have heard of my stuff I'm the guy you put together the comedy feature at our local Film Festival players
00:12:05I will tell you talk about a true show business professional twitchell would have made it in Los Angeles because I received fucking resumes and demos from Uber drivers every other right yeah dude I still Hustle the show I still tell Uber drivers and fucking everybody about the show it never ends well I told you guys my little trick if someone talks about someone asked about to be like yeah you can find it on iTunes and I hit the Subscribe button for them you're too big of a man to just take Subway I hate it I just don't like that your family your family where you live I get I got us at least five to six subscribers that way so you're welcome after Johnny said that of course I haven't fucking her dad a player's yes
00:13:05and Mark said she'd be back any second so Johnny said I'll come back later and so Johnny left and twiddle try coming up with another plan but before twitchell could formulate anyting Johnny immediately came right back like a couple of minutes later why because he's he's really lonely I've been in situations like this before where you're uncomfortable you wanted you're really into what's going on you don't know how to act you're socially awkward dude sure though he just kind of keeps coming back here. He ask Jen oversold him on her commitment to him and also the fucked-up thing to do with a cheating as Jenny's like throwing nerd references shit in there like talk about Star Wars which is just as a lonely thirty-eight-year-old right and then you show up and she's not there and it's all super awkward so enjoy
00:14:05money came back the second time he started improvising again he picked up his phone and he pretended like he was talking to Jen said she was just stuck in traffic and she was going to be a half hour late actually this is Jen right here let me let me actually take this Jen Jen where you at Johnny's here to see you this is not me covering my mouth it's not
00:14:35yeah I bet you I bet you should have set the date for later know you're excited to sit on Johnny
00:14:43call by okay that he was more than welcome to hang around but Johnny at this point was kind of done with the shed so he said no that's alright I'm just going to go home and on his way he called up his other friend Dale and he told him the whole story he's like this is really weird I don't know what the hell happened here I'm just going to go home okay but then when Johnny got back home he wrote a message to the gym profile asking what was up what the hell's going on here twenty minutes later he got a response Jen said the traffic cleared up she was home and it was up to Johnny whether or not he wanted to come and so Johnny who said didn't want to waste a Friday night no no figured why not let's go try this again
00:15:39go back in so we got back in his car and he drove to the corrupt garage under the door who else did he see again but Mark twitchell and Johnny gave him a nod of acknowledgement and said as his last pain-free words in this world I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment and that is when twitchell brought the pipe down on it said yeah dude oh my God people go a long way for love it's very difficult when you throw down those weird expectations and then he sent a follow-up message to Jen thinking like well now I'm really going to set the story straight and then you just you know you just tighten the net 2011 shows 2018 catfishing wasn't quite so in the mainstream at all this is not the sort of thing that people thought could actually happen
00:16:39what I think of what a lot of people buy is these are the sorts of things that women have to watch out for you know like women set you know always telling women like don't go off with strange men you're doing online dating but no one ever told men about catfishing that wasn't really something that was going on right at that point it's a good black people hadn't caught on yet so he thought yeah this is weird but it seemed like he never once thought ever thought that he was in danger at all of fantasy of what the internet was supposed to bring to you yet this is a view of the internet being disliked place of hope this place up connection chance read the article from the internet utopian who apologizes for his point of view and Johnny was actually one of those old school
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00:19:39finish the job with a stab to the throat and that's one of the things that you really forget when we talk about this entire story you've been making fun of Mark twitchell for an hour you know any fucked up the whole murder of Shield at road so you kind of like this ends with a knife in a man's throat it doesn't end just with a knife in a man's throat attends him fucking separating him Peace by Pete yes home after the after you killed him twitchell hoisted the body to the table that he used in House of Cards and dismembered this poor man with a game processing kit that which I bought at a hunting store separated the arms the legs and the head from the Torso before shoving it all and garbage bags just go back yeah and if you want a second if you want examples of a psychopathic Behavior I'll listen to this description that he wrote in a SK confessions about his behavior during the dismemberment
00:20:39remembering a human body was a relatively on exciting event but I have my ways of making it more fun I sing to myself as I work talk to myself reflected on the new tools I would get to make the next one easier and once in awhile I would take a break check my email answer a few phone calls check the status of my eBay page and have a bag of chips ketchup chips my God he's got a big stupid you can't trust and he makes terrible movies in delpan to this point he really is just your classic just to Loser the dream that he can't seem to obtain who's cheating on his wife do it always crooked shittin but also but that he seems kind of goofy this is a part where it's that bettas what's interesting about the psychopathic personality is the shallowness right now
00:21:39that is really the key is that it goes straight from he's talkin flippantly about the movies that he's making and plugging his shit and then the next moment he is literally gutting a human being the description that he does in the SK confessions about how surprised he was that the guts are like sausages and then when he pulls them all out like he thought it would be kind of like the gore you see in movies but it's like can you believe it it's like a bunch of bangers and it's the way that he looks at it with no emotion that has a very very scary and you start to realize though this guy was of ticking Time Bomb this whole fucking time and of course you know it's interesting when you think about the message behind an artist intention Miley Cyrus's Bangerz it's actually about little hot dogs and that's something that not a lot of people focus on so I think that's good what is it what is this called when you think you're the star of your own movie light kit houses ism
00:22:39for someone who said something mean to me on Twitter and then I was like that was mean and then they said oh I hope I didn't offend I want to apologize to all of my fans and then like 12 followers or what yes mindset like people like that straight up narcissism narcissism and Psychopathic Behavior go hand-in-hand sister Psychopaths but most psychopaths are narcissists is it's interesting because the internet seems to have allowed like many people do exist in these little bubbles because it is anonymous and because no one ever has to have kind of the words, their mouth like checked by someone physically in real life that sell them that I think a lot of people can say whatever they want on the internet because they're not worried about someone who they're saying it to fucking knocking him in the face, broke at ability so these guys are both an example of the of these burgeoning personalities that the internet with in Korean twitch like now I'm I think we're going to see I didn't for a while we thought that maybe the internet with squash
00:23:39the of the heavy-hitter any of the fucking like iconic serial killer but I think we're just going to get more and more of it after the dismemberment twitchell took down the plastic walls clean up the room with ammonia loaded the dismembered corpse into the trunk of Johnny zone-read Mazda and with great difficulty because he couldn't drive stick pull the red Mazda in the garage. We'd even do it every kid should learn how to drive stick I told you I'm just an old person saying that that was the most fun thing to driving all time love to see you in a yellow Geo and I was just looking into that thanks for your feet
00:24:25what is the yellow Geo Metro convertible and in the tape cassette player and REM tape Woodstock and so it was all just like it was it was automatic for the people off of carbs are in the middle of the road is when you hit the curb you know if I drove across the entire state of Wisconsin have a little fun this is an example of Marshall Psychopathic Behavior it tells you that he wasn't lying about the Casual nature that he dismembered Johnny alt injure
00:25:10after he did all that shit he talked to his wife immediately he was so detached the entire situation that he was able to formulate a lie on the spot pulling an excuse for a date on man from House of Cards telling his wife that he just been at the gym
00:25:31because she says or
00:25:35the gym closes at nine I check my watch hurriedly it showed 957 so what are you talkin about David closes at 10. Big Jim by your place know my old gym babe I thought you cancel that membership a month ago can I procrastinated and I did it a few weeks ago but I still have a couple of weeks this month that are paid for so I figured I'd take advantage to the takes an hour to Cross County this is the conversation he's habitat home store all the ships going to save your person in a relationship and in your whole brain starts to look like a like a risk Board of all the flags are going up just like pay attention attention but he'd already told anybody. Be there trying to make it work but you know cuz it's getting its getting to the end
00:26:35it's very very scary remember this big little lies or seeds for Big Lots that's right so you do mean people with big thighs big legs and now little eyes how is cover at little Furrow is in like little fucking burning the horse holds in my face
00:27:05then after the conversation twitchell just went home and couldn't wait to tell someone the day after Canadian Thanksgiving Mark send message to is Dexter buddy Renee hero quote I had something keeping me busy but I'm really concerned about telling anyone because of the implications suffice it to say I cross the line on Friday and I liked it
00:27:33me and well she was just doing fanservice she's talking to Dexter and be like when season 4 coming out like 100 did he post that that was in a text message and it was on Facebook and follow his Dexter personality on face while she messaged him and then they started talking honestly as each other a lot of people are just like yeah I have dark fantasy sometimes people do and she thought that she was talking to somebody who also have like kind of a darker mind rope light a little rope licorice to the bed it's a bug out like a light at the mouth shut someone else
00:28:33what is fantastic mr. Bean
00:28:38yeah yeah I loved it very end sequence is fucking sweet confessed the murders to okay according to SK confessions Twitter also sat down with his infant daughter and told her the whole story writing quote the cool thing about a 7th month old is that you can openly tell them anything and they can't rat you out mama dada it's like shut the fuk up because what I mean like to shut the fuk up. Shut Dad yeah yeah you think so oh my God honestly I know the seven seven month old doesn't understand everything now but there's something so immoral extreme about saying that to a child I mean it's just so disgusted
00:29:38assistant to not have that block in your brain and it says like whoa
00:29:50send it but it makes me feel weird I never take my clothes off in front of a child or anything like that even though I know that they won't remember what my body looks like no but Johnny his presence was missed almost immediately cuz neither one of his friends or heard from him since Friday night and Dale got even more worried when Johnny didn't show up to a plan Rendezvous on Sunday but which I planned on all that because this was all a part of his dumb shit game on October 12th twitchell broke into Alton George department and logged onto his Facebook account on the Johnny alternators Facebook account Mark Zuckerberg is also complicit in all of this from their twitchell posted this status
00:30:37John alternator is taking off to the Caribbean for a few months see y'all when I get back to do two checks holes and oil pipes going to go in the Caribbean or too much is it Caribbean or Caribbean I think it's all up to the motion of your ocean by whatever you want to do it I am hard for it then it'll change Jonny's relationship status from single to in a relationship after you change the relationship status he then posted another status saying quote for a few months see you all when I get back wondering why anyone would leave Sun & Surf to come home to snow in stress that fuck it tomorrow I wish I didn't have this a working-class dude in Edmonton
00:31:37straitlaced you know and he plans everything out like he's very much a planter like all of this is so far out of his realm of normal behavior imagine that honestly though someone you know like who's the person that you wouldn't expect like to just show up and rent if Travis walk into the office and was like hey guys I'm going on a helicopter trip tomorrow all over the world with my friend John Deere like he's like he's going to take me out of here he said he's going to pay for everything so see you later if you like okay Travis berggren cool to Joy your fucking three-month vacation I could see Travis actually doing that didn't actually still stay friends not realized
00:32:34well after we did the whole Facebook thing he's then sent out a form email to all of Johnny's friends and Johnny said that he met a wonderful rich woman who swept him off his feet and as such the two were going to Costa Rica for a vacation to the Caribbean Costa Rica from Puerto Rico to Costa Rica Costa Rica is in South America
00:33:12I don't think so. Pepper say OK Google the map where is it Caribbean Costa Rica Caribbean I mean look at it was just a picture of a person take any Costa Rica is it is in the Caribbean so had Johnny's body to get rid of his first attempt went about as well as you'd expect seat which all have bought a barrel off the internet for the express purpose of using it to burn a body but doesn't he realize that's all paper trail that's all any paper trail I mean he's a fucking moron cuz I really planned for the for any of them
00:34:12we planned for any of the true like repercussions of his eyes. He just thought that the whole world that's the narcissistic Psychopathic personality open to him in the city of opportunity and everybody would always make sure I think he would be safe because he special playing is Dexter Keys living half in a movie so he's not thinking about all of the repercussions of the Paper Trails and all that shit and you'll see even more examples about later okay
00:34:45but twitchell figured that it might be a little suspicious to burn Johnny's body at the scene of the crime so he put the garbage bags containing Johnny's dismembered body in the barrel loaded the barrel up into his Pontiac Grand Am drove over to his parents house and tried to burn the body in his parents backyard you're in Canada it's 50% uninhabitable it's what's ya go to the woods go to the woods following Beaver the beaver lives cuz beavers also don't tell your secrets of course you know if he'd done a moment's research he'd know you can't just dump a coffee cup full of gasoline and a barrel on a body and expected to get hot enough to burn the entire body and that's exactly what he did and the way you described it to is very like looks like a child it's like and I went and I got the gasoline and I put it on his body and what do you know it
00:35:45is burned some of his clothes and it's like I don't have time for this and I have time to be doing this and you might have tried it longer than he did but after pouring coffee cup after a coffee cup of gasoline out of the body tricklestar dear and Sirens freaked out Dallas the body with a garden hose but the trucks are actually going elsewhere they weren't coming to him because there was a billow with black smoke coming off of the corpse he was born but the whole thing it's spooked him enough where he figured burning a dead body in a barrel in his parents backyard probably wasn't the best idea
00:36:18we're going old school Bo.
00:36:26Hell yeah what is he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips can go up there and you can just take care of this covered body parts into his car and went home but somehow this whole episode had put him in the mood for love so he called up his college girlfriend Tracy to see if she was down for him to come over all of this was him playing deeper into his fantasy value of being a Dexter like sexy bad boy that's what he pieces specifically he is orchestrating his life to be like it cuz that's what he says in his confession was like yeah I mean like what what else can you say but about a man who happens to be a serial killer was cheating on his wife with his college girlfriend he thought it was the coolest thing in the world in a scene that is so Canadian it's almost beyond belief
00:37:24see Marco speeding that night and he blew right past a cop car and what's important to remember for this story is that as we said in the first episode twitchell had a vanity license plate that says dark Jedi so as soon as the cop pulled over Mark the first thing the cop said was quote or the force was a very strong with you tonight now was it what is a dark Jedi nerd world are we living in here it's an excuse that he was speeding because I'm a filmmaker I got to get to the airport cuz I got a big celebrity, he's already mad that I'm not there yet of course no don't say that it's not Bill Murray it's his brother it is I the other Marie Ryan Doyle
00:38:23I kind of sort of work does a cop find them only half what he should have but after coming back to the car to hand over the ticket cop had to get in just one more crack as soon as he got back to the car he said quote he tell me you are you Darth Vader I don't like funny car change the rack directions are still there going to lock you up but funny and then it's some point you realize they're just making funny but in this case it is worth it to watch mark twitchell Cuz you know him white knuckled play in the car tell me I know you better hurry up because you know the Rebellion Mike bizal if you don't make it there Princess Leia's house on time like yours, Buda, Darth Vader everyone knows I'm fucking Darth Maul speaking out loud
00:39:24Scott wasn't so focus on being funny if maybe you would have done a couple of snips Snips right he would have noticed that Mark twitchell scar still reach of gasoline will that's what happens in Canada when their Law Enforcement Training is just watching Police Academy movies in the body wasn't in the car I mean he dropped off the body before you went over to Tracy's place but the car was still full of evidence that would have directly implicated him in the in a murder like it's a cop wasn't so focused on the fucking Star Wars license plate right they might have caught him a little bit earlier so that's actually a good use of a vanity plate honestly it's actually a pretty good comments on if you want to get away with murder you get yourself a jackass been deployed to know whatever which is gross you for that Mark made it to Tracy's just fine and as a result
00:40:24we have one of the worst written sex scenes in history what follows now is Mark twitchell actual love scene that he wrote for himself in SK confessions cleverly replacing the name Tracy with I'm going to go with Stacy Lacy Lacy that's a sexier version of a good Stacy if Stacy was supposed to be like a good girl then I would say yes to use the states but I'm lazy
00:40:59she let me inside dress in her pajamas and no sooner had I drop my bag on the floor then we were making out intensely we moved to her bedroom and shut the door to keep her dogs out we kissed passionately in Juicy anticipation of what was coming that she lay on her bed and opened the pajamas to reveal a sexy set of white lingerie style underwear the bottoms were thong which always gets me insanely turned on her large deep green eyes stared seductively into mine and I couldn't resist her even if I try not that I would want to try being with her took on the pace of quickly catching up to how we used to be lazy and I explored each other for a good two hours at I trying several position all of them making both of us crazy I was free to suck on various parts of her body and go down on her for as long as she could take it before need me and
00:41:59side her again the way she felt the way she tasted also familiar and so amazing to have again she came to orgasm four times before I let myself get to the same place we were done there was no describing the contentment we experienced a honestly I really Bigfoot erotica it is more erotic than that truly confident in describing how good is Sexes oh yeah totally I also can't stop here in like
00:42:39Nazi super yappy dogs
00:42:45God this whole time belt which role was trying to get rid of Johnny's body and having disgusting sex with his college girlfriend the police were refusing to file an actual missing persons report flat-out refused they said as far as they are concerned this is just a guy going through a mid-life crisis and they consider themselves lucky if they was going to Costa Rica for a nice vacation this is a Canadian Police theme mean you could say they're looking at the cup half-full or you could say they're not doing their jobs but this whole crew I tell you what you came here filing a missing persons account but I you know what I got to say you're being a hater urinating on his lifestyle and you're hating on his freedom you're jealous or I'll give you a ticket for being a troll you big goon
00:43:38probably just forget about it Johnny's friends broke into his apartment and found his passport still sitting there with the cops finally got off their asses and start asking around about Johnny alternator okay the thing was they don't even really start with the garage even though they knew that was the last place that he'd been they just sent some guys over there to look through the windows there like not here but I was going to go look in the window but there's drapes yep can't do it
00:44:19this is I mean as far as police work goes who this sounds right up there with some of the worst it's pretty lazy you got a missing persons report you got a passport obviously proven that it didn't forget and leave the country and you get directions to his last place of where he was alive once lazy about that I filled out a whole report when I saw I looked in the window there I counted 97 holds in lace I count four to five vertical slats from what I could see from the little scripture where it supposed to when I can see through the window from my car LOL I see
00:44:55did they just drove around parking lots at the airport even though Johnny didn't have his passport they focus on parking lot like Harry said they just didn't want to get out of their car like all we drove around for a while but if they don't you believe me we looked hard I open up my window at least two times and I said I mean families look for a missing dog more than that's the garage a couple of days sooner they would have seen Johnny's Red Mazda parked inside his thing was like I said the Mazda it was just it couldn't drive standard so he called up his goofy friend Josh and gave me a song and dance about how some guy had just come up to him on the street told him some rich lady was taking them on a nice vacation and hey how'd you like to buy my car for $40 yeah that's totally reasonable
00:45:55no absolutely know how I like you, I call you up so you know I never owned a Mazda before but I have a Mazda would you want to buy it for me from $40 or physical I just gave it to me on the street just happened on a regular basis yeah I'll take him if he was trying to get somebody to take care of the car and that was the only thing he could figure out how to wipe a red Mazda suddenly showed up in his possession there's nothing more masculine than not knowing how to drive a stick if you if you have to be better to just confess to murdering a post and the friend who by the way that friend was the same one whose parents gave twitchell $30,000 for day players not the brightest family this guy totally bought the story and store the car in the driveway at his parents house by any chance have bra
00:46:55I just think he might just was his PA was the guy that like definitely is a 40 year old person that like rides a scooter to work to pick up like a skateboard as his pointed out in the devil Cinema if Josh would it just would have looked a little closer he might have noticed all the goddamn blood stains on the back bumper cuz switchel didn't even bother to clean it up good God must have had some kind of party what's an inside Which Wich I'll hand it over the car and the time since twitch all his dismembered the body even further witchy disgustingly outlined in detail and SK confessions and dump the parts into the sewer just a couple blocks from his parents house
00:47:55some of it but most of it it just kind of long as it's the way he decides to innocence the way he describes cutting off the knees were it's like he got the leg and he's like that's the easy part really is cutting off the lower half the leg because you just got to get to the Joint the upper part is what's really hard because all the factors involved again it's the way he's breaking it down in the confessions but I just like he is fucking checked out isn't this this is a relatively residential area right for the most part yeah you just did the shitters full like how are you just able to dump a corpse into the sewage Denali way to pay attention to their own business apart of his keeping a neighborhood where people I mean this is stabbed man in town I know but I've I see someone jamming a foot into a goddamn drain pipe like it's the dude jamming a person into a wood chipper in Fargo I'm just going to like just dial the number for the cops
00:48:55so by the time the police finally caught on that the guy who rented the garage where the victim was last seen chest might be involved in the crime gets actually what's a gravidez get such an easy investigative Case by the time I figured that out Johnny all teachers body was long gone
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00:50:36Entwistle he damn near got away with it too if not for his own hubris that's what you're going to say pesky kids are the police they agreed that I should go missing in the Play Store all this stuff is the first interrogation he does with the police it's like the the police are so bowled over that he's a filmmaker that they're asking him stuff like how many cameras do you have on there and it's like he's describing his operation he's bragging about day players he's plugging they players and roll like okay and then he tells them all this bullshit immediately about how like you know I'm not always in my garage sometimes people coming out of the garage and it like all this you know constant lies like my brain is going to explode What alternative universe is this made a good artist I don't know why would anybody care what what this guy is up to Artistic like a threat
00:51:36the band they lied all their way to get no fucking article in the Rolling Stone which we will never receive no I know that we're not cool enough for the Rolling Stone which no one reads anyway it's not called The Rolling Stones that when he got to the garage when you know it there's a different padlock on this garage. Maybe someone else has been in there I don't know and he went to the station to do the interview he made sure to talk about his Star Wars fan film as much as he could just begging anyone to acknowledge him as a filmmaker so he wants the you want the cops to start investing Tim like he might as well have like brought in a lightsaber and then unlike watch all them go like wow so this is legit this is this is all you could see all the knobs on it this was a legit
00:52:36something to the idea because this is still during a time where people thought nerds were really nice shot by harmless people as opposed to the power nerds that we know today so maybe he thought because you was such a nerd there's no way you could pull something like this off at possible I think you make a good point is like the detective in charge of the case he watch the tape of that interview with Mark twitchell some. The whole thing with one sentence does not come across as deceptive and this is even with the testimony of the guy that said Johnny had called him after going to the garage the first I was like hey there's some guy here this is real weird I mean I got to see this I love cosplay Earl of the cosplay Community are you all the wonderful people but you are all deceptive
00:53:26I don't see that it's just a dream that is just saying that anybody can have an effect on certain people they do truly believe that if you're in Show Business I think is a little bit especially at this time. Before a lot of the essence now the veil of it quite lifted on the the background of the film rights of people know a little bit more I think then they're way more like well he wouldn't want to jeopardize his career by murdering somebody like being a babe you it is very important one more look at the garage and they were of course perfectly polite about it according to the book when they wanted a search The Garage one more time they ask quote can you meet us there or what works for you we don't want to inconvenience you I mean I don't like aggressive policing not but then we also can't have passive aggressive test because
00:54:26like it'll do anything that you want me to come down and investigate the I will but you got to tell me to come down there
00:54:34plants in August that was all the cops are going to give it at the time the garage is clean I mean it wasn't a pro by any stretch of the imagination but he done a good enough job to fool people who are doing a half-ass job but right before the search twitch all I guess trying to get ahead of the story told the police officer that he'd bought a red Mazda from some guy for $40 earlier that week without the car even coming into the conversation once so freaking clash of the story know anything extra to police officer specially if you did a crime he is everyone thinks that the cops know everything yeah they know nothing yeah most of the time they are totally clueless and with that because the cops had spent most of their time looking for Johnny's Red Mazda rather than looking at the actual murder site the missing persons case turned into a homicide and
00:55:34twitchell's life quickly fell apart while they only had to be given the case on a silver platter and it jumps and gravy on it actually is homicide poutine urge you if you want to see kind of acting at its finest is to watch the second police interrogation in its entirety on YouTube which does exist it's like an hour and 15 minutes when they bring him back in cuz it first starts with him talking about Star Wars pray that there's one person or homicide investigation I've been so busy with my mom and then he describes Jesus like no no no no they don't get game for the Last Jedi even told the cops that he had an email address with the name Kit Fisto in it
00:56:34is like an attack of the Clones you know that really embarrassing scene at the end where they're all fighting in that little pets a horrible Choice the prequels cosplay pictures of Mark twitchell in his bumblebee costume because they had pictures from the house is pretty sure I'm sure the only thing twitchell had to offer about the murders was that someone had broken into his car not too long ago and they just don't write receipt for the garage that was probably the same guy who sold the red Mazda for 40 bucks he probably been the one who put the new padlock on the garage he was probably the guy that Johnny told Dale bead seen so why don't you go look for that guy and I also heard he had he had one our little one mad
00:57:34what does a reference to get the Pug Cable Guy press twitchell particularly this guy a detective Bill Clark who actually has a nice of a catchphrase was at Holy Mackerel Holy Temple above my eyes and I say I tell you what you can't fool me like the Rebellion did sneak it Into the Depths Dark you can't do that because I got eyes that everything holy mackerel he came right out and said that there was absolutely no doubt in his mind that which role was involved and Johnny Alton just disappear to defend Johnny and he was in the fight and then he got over Kate taken by a one-armed man in twitchell's face it what a fantastic acting job it is the face of any single time you do this to me when someone says like
00:58:34cancel did you take the garbage out and you go you asked me to take the garbage out when when was it no explain garbage trash I think it's ya a good one person's trash is another person's treasure so what I throw up treasure going to take the treasure out his brain and his face of him going to Wawa why do I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone right now is a quote quote when the detective told Rachel that he wasn't going to be able to live with himself if we didn't come clean twitchell responded with
00:59:19you'd be surprised with what I can live with okay but even though they didn't get a full confession they had enough evidence to impound Mark twitchell car which was still chock-full of evidence despite Mark knowing that the cops were on his Trail cuz that's the thing sound like all this happened over the course of a few hours Mark had days to get rid of his bullshit so what are we got here is about a three-week investigation from start to end it's about like three or four days I think between the time that the cops finally started looking for Johnny and the time things finally started going to ship or twitchell about three or four days got enough time
01:00:18center of the investigation it was over for him just mentioning the Mazda so stupid just sitting in somebody else's garage I didn't even asked which all about think they may have ass like have you seen a red Mazda around here somewhere but if the cops weren't asking twitchell about the red Mazda up at all they might have got to it eventually but he was the one that brought it into the conversation and that's what made the whole thing come tumbling down seems like maybe he wanted to get caught so that he could be famous for it maybe I mean is either that or he was lazy or he was stupid cuz when they all of the above could be felt that he was a genius and that he was on an unassailable I thought that the cops were stupid he thought that everybody stupid he thought that everybody will be again just assuming the red carpet would roll out for his entire existence in the most damning thing but they found in Mark twitchell scar
01:01:19was his laptop cuz that point detective Clark figure that because the whole horror movie vibe that you was on the lookout for a snuff film he was going extreme you have to take a look at your mate millimeter know that would make sense though the next best thing in Edmonton Police looked at the trash folder on Mark laptop they found an unfinished 35 page document called SK confessions you're right. He finished the whole thing he then just put it into the trash bin he didn't empty it they just click on the trash bin they saw SK confessions put it up and not only does it have a complete until the description every one of his crimes but it also explicitly States these are the stories I will tell the police if I'm ever caught and does the rundown
01:02:19entire bought the Mazda from a guy on the street bit right it is interesting that he he it seems like he did for fill his script yeah oh he did it on purpose all of his which is so bizarre they also found a bunch of yellow sticky note stuck to the dashboard of Mark's Car on which Market Britain reminders were inconsequential there was one that said this ship eBay items codpiece helmet cuz that's how you was making part of his money as he was making cosplay I knew Darth Vader codpiece but the to do list that was embarrassing and incriminating said quote
01:03:03kill room clean sweep book Tracy senseless to himself his wife should a fucking strangled him think about this shit isn't he's doing the same thing to he loves hiding in plain sight he thinks that you just thinks he's so much smarter and better than everybody else he is a massive massive idiot and it's still had Johnny Alton just blood on it it just left it in the backpack in the floorboard with all this evidence a deep search was done on the garage and they found blood everywhere when they gave it a close look including on the bottle of the ammonia that twitchell had used to clean up the damn Play There You Go not innocuously look like a LED pipe which is why I
01:04:03we having this in the first place are you a fucking plumber or Russia was mad with blood and he had taped hockey tape all around the end of it so he can gripper properly which is also soaked in Blood and it looked like you was from the Negan from Walking Dead
01:04:22but it wasn't until the DNA came back as a match to Johnny altajar that the police were finally able to move on Mark twitchell into their credit they did it in the sweetest nicest way possible ever heard of my life, he might never be especially if they never found the body right as switch will figure that even if you did get arrested he just say that he and Johnny got into a fight and Johnny ran off so while living in his parents basement because his wife had kicked him out Mark started working on his costume for the next howler ahead with his cosplay to know what is this going to entail
01:05:12she got some fantastic news is Star Wars fan film and this investor wanted to know how he can help us some art tape players pitch can you imagine if it's like you know from a woman and then he actually did follow up go meet up this person and we just a dude if I could beat him to death with a pipe how sweet that would have been that would be Karma so he met with some Monopoly
01:05:48who is give money don't look at my Subaru I am a million-dollar check from John pencet Adventure Alberta had finally arrived under the condition that it be placed in a trust and only use for filmmaking purposes in trust I can't use this just for my bills no way the next day after you got the check twitchell got another email from the new investor saying the state players thing pure gold where do I sign up to be this Friday if you had a chance to watch this past week's last stream on the left again you can watch that an adult swim.com unbelievably bad find it on any you can find it on Eugene's on YouTube yeah yeah let's meet this Friday
01:06:48this is the best acting comedy I have ever so many sisters did Tom Cruise in Risky Business happening he must have thought that he Casey Anthony his way out of this entire thing I think she's about to skate you hears he just wants the whole world to know that he did he ate slowly going towards success in the fast lane daily meet Halloween Mark to adjust it's his favorite holiday is site that morning he wakes up he puts on his windbreaker he puts his tickets to the howler in his pocket and he starts his brisk happy walk to the coffee shop to meet up with this new investor perfect
01:07:48but as soon as he reached the end of the street a white van sped off the road and a whole host a tactical officer Spilled Out of the door and ordered Whittle to the fucking ground Crews $85,000 I would love to watch a bunch of Canadian chunky please or admirable Heights bad Sunday very funny about that total out of his dad's house because they didn't want to stand off or anything like that so they got him a they made it fucking stain DeLorme out of the house by tell them that his career started AT&T this is passive aggressive police work is passive aggressive please work under arrest for first-degree murder
01:08:48when the police were searching cho-cho's parents house for further Evidence twitchell's father reportedly turn to one of the detectives and said quote officer can I offer you some advice have a vasectomy
01:09:07he was not happy with having a son
01:09:12is it going to be the officer while his son was under arrest for murder he figured it was a fun time to crack a joke to one of the detectives detective did give you some advice half of a centimeter
01:09:35I am 64 Turtle Beach Boys everybody got a fucking big booty mix non-stop it's kind of drives us nuts every time we go because they deliver bad news but in a joke and it's not a joke because the reality is it still bad even though they had a mountain of evidence they still didn't have the body in twitchell wasn't giving it up so detective card figured he play on Twitch love of movies and took them on a videotape tour of Edmonton to try to get him to break honestly the way they did treat him a dude now switch to which I like is a valet the pedantry Deep on him he's been like horror films filmed this movie your lower back and right either start taking around and each time they're like your show us the body if you could tell us where the body is wouldn't that make a great movie and then when you get out you can make that movie and it's true
01:10:35roasted him hard from that video tape simple? Don't you answer that I think we've been pretty decent with you can at least give us an answer on that
01:10:55our investigation is impeccable our evidence
01:10:59evidence is flawless
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01:13:53but not detecting Park surprise twitchell didn't say goddamn word the entire trip just stared out the window the entire time so they took a back to County and waited two more years for twitchell's trial to begin to take so long it's just the wheels of Justice turn slow my friend Mark twitchell wouldn't do very well in jail but apparently he ran the goddamn place he was like a Cell Block Boogeyman to the new inmates when they come in like oh watch out that's you know that's how true crime reporting goes right forever they all emphasize the Dexter killer the man who made a murder dungeon in order to create a sea of snuff films
01:14:53he thought he was fucking Hannibal Lecter east of Blue Mound killer he's a fucking comic book boy murder the only incident which a prisoner tried to set up step up to Mark twitchell was when a guy tried to hit him with a shit bomb is a Canadian prison prank
01:15:17break up that needs to be a show
01:15:21I watch a lot of those lock of shows locked out I watch a lot of those prison documentary shows it's brutal they need to go to Canada just for some comic relief can you imagine they're just all in the showers the prison showers citizens like you know it's kind of dour and kind of mean also a moose comes in a big prisoner's uniform Canadian prison break in mate Phil's of Fritos bag with shit and piss okay set sit on the floor in front of another prisoner cell and Stomps on it okay just send shit and piss by it's like a rocket okay but in this case the prisoner stepped on the wrong side so the ship bomb backfired and cover the prankster and shit instead so Canadian oh you know that twitchell took the moment
01:16:21that I'm being like the force was not on your side.
01:16:28Oh my God but of course if you're going to do in the ship bombed I'm assuming the open end facing Inside Out pops out the other end
01:16:46that was not just a prank
01:16:51it's even worse for Mark twitchell Pro had also come forward after twitchell's arrest following a press conference in which the cops displayed the shity gold and black hockey mask which which oil is used during his assault on Geo Metro okay but since twitch all had a lot of time to fill when he was in prison waiting for his trial he started casting his own biopic witchy unfortunately shared with the author of The Devil Cinema meaning we know yeah there were two choices for twitchell's lawyer Jim Carrey that was one choice if you want to take one more stab drama Jim Carrey could be allowed to be a part of this project Lee sure it was a lawyer was in Liar Liar which is technically supposed to be funny is funny
01:17:51Jim Carrey wanted to tell the truth I understand that but no one talks about how demonic that kid is who hexed Jim Carrey AKA is that that was pretty obvious Delight the truth is what you need to do because that's what makes you live a good life will sometimes you tell someone the truth and next thing you know you're an asshole
01:18:23what is the fine line Jim Carrey was in free he would also accept Hugh Laurie only if you Lori wanted to get out of the hole Typecast and Holly was stuck in with house also definitely sick all that TV money we get so sick of making all that money all we could hope to do is some independent feature in the middle of Edmonton to really shake it up as far as the prosecution went back to be handled by Casper Van Dien from Starship Troopers know the chiseled face I love Italy starts again totally love that one of my favorites a wonderful wonderful I love it the other person for the prosecution that's Natalie Dormer it's girl from Game of Thrones but the judge that your big name characterized by Bob DeNiro
01:19:23you get Bobby to sleep Martin are you have them be on a jury you have smarty playing the fucking beta with that be from I don't think De Niro makes a good judge I think it's bad casting app you could see him a little bit going like maybe a little bit of him with a big silly way gone because this is candida to such a little bit of milk me actually men can lactate within with extreme stress and then also can get breast cancer so guys get your checkups thanks for bringing it up no problem but when it came time to cast himself just couldn't decide.
01:20:23to narrow it down to three okay well I guess this I'm going to go Woody Harrelson Woody Harrelson Nicolas Cage and what would be a great let's go with a young let's go with a young Madea James Franco time since you're staying Guy Pearce Philippine got to me cuz I couldn't think of Philippines name if you was lucky
01:21:04Matt Damon got to be Matt Damon honestly it's a pretty good luck if it's Matt Damon it is odd that kid love that movie as to be expected twitchell's trial was just as bizarre as the murder itself C twitchell at finally given up the location of Johnny Alton body on June 3rd 2010 about a year-and-a-half after he was arrested but that's only because it was all a part of his defense C twitchell fully admitted on the stand to killing Johnny ottinger button twitchell's version of the story it wasn't his fault the fault line in a Frankenstein creation of twizzles own devising that it taken on a life of its own and destroyed its creator the whole thing could be blamed on Maple Maple and Twitter laid it all out on the witness stand himself during his two
01:22:04oh wait hold on simple syrup, what is the maple leaf what does that mean it is some Canuck Horsham that I don't want to pin on the recipe for knows I respect them I know that they none of the rest of them would be as hack it might as well have been called Moose it stood for multi-angle psychosis layering entertainment this guy sounds like freaking Gary Busey was very inspiring inspiring abuse Maple was Twitches genius PR plan that was going to catapult him to the top his Twitter was planning to apply Maple to House of Cards see his plan was it take it Beyond just a short film he was going to turn House of Cards into a feature a novel online marketing campaign which was yet another rip-off
01:23:04taken from The Blair Witch Project campaign that was done back in the 90s I fucking love are you I never saw it like I saw that I was like watching The Blair Witch the plan was to create an actual urban legend where nobody knew where the whole thing was fake or real, the whole thing with Blair Witch into which all was going to do this by Loreen into his garage so in the movie came out guys will go online and say well this actually happened to me and I still pass through which process
01:23:57there was a lot of shit that happens all the maple system it works it's really weird how he just didn't understand key components of how things get created this is just his excuse to try to figure out a way to scramble an egg and not confess the fact that he was such an entire thumb shake it just seems to me like someone is like I'm starting a podcast and they have to empty PPKs talk to these quote-unquote when they showed up and convinced them to play a part in the story but then he decided to actually scare them course it got out of hand he said the whole thing by that time jilid already testified
01:24:49that whole thing I just a goof that was a good music go straight to the vet used to manage only couldn't walk as it's just supposed to scare him actually kill Jill just totally overreacted underreact actually reacted man he's just so you know he's acting like a baby from Canadian prison pranks it was supposed to be Canadian garage prank as far as SK confessions one that was the novel part of maple that wasn't confessions that was the novel that was not what he was writing a novel did you know that the 38 Pages isn't enough for a novel or Novella I believe it has to be 75 pages to be then there was the matter of Johnny alternators dead body which which all had of course led the police to explain that away it's just self-defense kill him but it was Johnny's fault if I know one thing it's always the fault of the person who ends up in a body bag of garbage bag
01:25:49she'll so when Johnny showed up twitchell said he was totally upfront about being a filmmaker and then he tried to convince Johnny to play along with his little games like I'm sorry that I tricked you with no toll by Marcus file but Joel Johnny Who in real life was the gentlest kindest guy around suddenly got angry kicked them and grab the pipe and went berserk and that's when twitchell said he grabbed the knife and kill them yourself about that stabbing twitchell actually said on the witness stand as he was telling the story he actually said this quote sickest feeling ever
01:26:41oh how I want to grab him you member when Jason picks up the guy in the sleeping bag and just kids him from a woman actually I think it's very interesting that anybody views killing and dismembering somebody as like hashtags adulting through this feels like then he said he freaked out dismember the body and dumped it in the sewer but after hearing SK confessions and seen the mountain of evidence against which role it took 5 hours total which included time off for lunch break for lunch and now we're not going to get lunch and dad today it's the ham and cheese sandwiches in the first 15 minutes. Starts to cool. G's starts to cool and I like it to be so nice and give him the chair
01:27:40March Winchell was found guilty after 5 hours deliberation for the crime of first-degree murder Mark twitchell forever a failure receive the maximum sentence of 20 years to life and is up for parole in 2033 or as the line from the very first episode of Dexter goes and this is true this is a real fine from the first episode of Dexter there's one less amateur filmmaker polluting the internet forum for him to be ready by 2033 I mean he's a model prisoner know that he has gotten on some dating sites are Jill Tetro you got back on Plenty of Fish there's other things out there
01:28:40Tri-County said you got you said I'm not going to let it runs like a top plenty of fish is Fault smart switches fault I give it to the guy for not letting fear of fishes fault for allowing someone to go and create a fake profile with just one picture with no background check if that's actually the person know know the weed normally works going to be verified they use Facebook to verify you but what if your Facebook account also fake they do that shit no one is anybody no one is ever actually who they say they are even if you meet them and they look like a person can I still they still are lying to you in a minute when was here for six years to truly understand what kind of flawed person you're dealing with yes oh my goodness all right it is two parts on Mark twitchell this story it's far we got one murder we got one attempted murder but for some reason this story is extremely compelling yeah and he's a fascinating guy to break down psycho
01:29:40magically because I'm just going to say this he's cuckoo bananas yeah I think that he is a cuckoo bananas I think that he could have used some time in film school or do they have a real job but you know he didn't think he had to go to film school cuz he already had it all figured out about this story is that this is a serial killer who got caught on the first murder lucky block your good Mark twitchell would kill boy he had two more plan he was going to kill his old boss and he was going to kill Tracy's ex boyfriend and he was probably I'm sure he would have killed his wife at some point is. God knows what happened what it what I imagine would happen is eventually all of these things would really start building up he was an asshole didn't know how to tell the story didn't know how to cover his tracks eventually his wife was going to find some evidence and then she would need to go and then he loved his daughter but also the way he viewed his daughter he viewed her as an accessory I don't even talk about how great it was to take her out because chicks
01:30:40talk to him because he had his daughter give you the daughter as an extension of himself and then she didn't see her as an autonomous being for 7 years old that woman's crazy psychology is a lot of the other guys that we covered just so happens that we caught them on the first try and I'm stupid enough to write everything down brilliant I'm alright everyone that's why I'm going to say there's no reason to document everything memories memories that is funny you say that when we do our lives shows which by the way check out our lives show www alive www.com check it on out and I thank you all so much for buying that and pick you something you'll be at all year so continue please God by its please God have anything to talk about
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