Full Transcript for Vanderpump Premiere, Hollywood Hookers and Emmys with Guy Branum

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The charity is 87 00:04:16.430 --> 00:04:17.740 not doing well. 88 00:04:17.769 --> 00:04:22.120 Were you excited to be on a classic 1970s-style game show? 89 00:04:22.459 --> 00:04:24.920 Did you feel at one with all of the people 90 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:26.779 who were on the pyramid back when you were watching 91 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:30.160 in grade school? Like, and what songs did you have? 92 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:30.779 I didn't watch them. 93 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:33.360 Okay, honestly, I was really bad at it. But Kevin 94 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:36.560 Nealon was worse. So I was going up against Kevin Nealon. 95 00:04:36.579 --> 00:04:37.300 You have a. 96 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:39.860 Deep pop culture sense, but you also sometimes have trouble 97 00:04:39.899 --> 00:04:40.920 remembering the name of things. 98 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:42.829 Right, so like I would go, oh my God, I 99 00:04:42.889 --> 00:04:45.430 know this is the singer, or I know this is 100 00:04:45.850 --> 00:04:48.389 the next line in the song, because they just play 101 00:04:48.410 --> 00:04:50.709 like a little, but I wouldn't know the title. And 102 00:04:50.790 --> 00:04:54.970 so honestly, I was pretty bad, but the one that 103 00:04:55.040 --> 00:04:57.540 I did that I, then god came down and blessed 104 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:02.040 me yes and the question was um you know you 105 00:05:02.060 --> 00:05:05.160 got to go to your challenger who's kevin and and 106 00:05:05.180 --> 00:05:07.379 the song came up and they're like how many notes 107 00:05:07.420 --> 00:05:09.500 do you think that you can get it in and 108 00:05:09.540 --> 00:05:11.279 then he might say oh i can do it less 109 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:12.980 or call your bluff and then he has a chance 110 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:15.019 to win it and say oh now i want 10 111 00:05:15.019 --> 00:05:18.199 notes instead of five and the question had to do 112 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:21.079 with Annie, so Annie was in the title, but I 113 00:05:21.079 --> 00:05:23.720 can't remember what the question was, but I knew right away, 114 00:05:23.860 --> 00:05:25.920 I'm like, I know it's The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow, 115 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:27.699 I know it, so I said, I can do it 116 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.110 in one note, and everyone's like, what? Oh, that's awesome. 117 00:05:30.350 --> 00:05:32.810 And then they did it, and then I knew it, I. 118 00:05:32.790 --> 00:05:34.629 Heard- What a beautiful big dick move to get to 119 00:05:34.689 --> 00:05:35.930 pull in a classic for. 120 00:05:36.009 --> 00:05:36.810 And I got to sing. 121 00:05:36.990 --> 00:05:38.009 Yeah. 122 00:05:38.050 --> 00:05:43.550 And then they go, what's the answer? And I go, tomorrow, tomorrow, 123 00:05:43.769 --> 00:05:47.269 I love ya, tomorrow, tomorrow. And I was like, oh 124 00:05:47.290 --> 00:05:49.089 my God, I was so excited for my sister Shanna 125 00:05:49.110 --> 00:05:52.550 to see it because we were both Annie in local plays. 126 00:05:52.610 --> 00:05:52.910 Yes. 127 00:05:53.589 --> 00:05:56.269 And whenever my parents would have some real estate clients 128 00:05:56.470 --> 00:05:59.110 come over, they pimped us out and we'd have to 129 00:05:59.209 --> 00:06:00.550 sing tomorrow. 130 00:06:00.629 --> 00:06:04.560 We forget what a cultural phenomenon Annie was. I remember 131 00:06:04.699 --> 00:06:06.560 it came out when I was in kindergarten or something 132 00:06:06.579 --> 00:06:09.180 and there were so many girls in second and third 133 00:06:09.220 --> 00:06:11.920 grade who were like, this is my personality now. This 134 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:15.000 is who I am as a person who really likes Annie. 135 00:06:15.180 --> 00:06:19.990 Yes. So I was Annie numerous times, like in summer 136 00:06:20.029 --> 00:06:22.329 plays where they do like the best of Broadway. And then, 137 00:06:22.370 --> 00:06:24.410 you know, like everyone could at least have like a part. 138 00:06:24.470 --> 00:06:26.389 You just do a couple, which is, by the way, 139 00:06:26.449 --> 00:06:30.810 kids and people running theater departments in high schools do 140 00:06:30.889 --> 00:06:33.949 best of Broadway. We do not need to see the 141 00:06:34.009 --> 00:06:37.420 entire boring thing. Just do the best of Broadway. And 142 00:06:37.459 --> 00:06:39.980 then that way, so many more kids have a solo. 143 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:43.879 It's so much more entertaining for the parents. It's all hits. 144 00:06:44.930 --> 00:06:48.600 Well, you know that, like, we're having, like, a cultural moment. Like, 145 00:06:48.769 --> 00:06:50.019 do you know what the Jimmy Awards are? 146 00:06:50.339 --> 00:06:50.920 No, what is that? 147 00:06:51.180 --> 00:06:53.300 It's awards for high school drama. 148 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:54.000 Oh, God. 149 00:06:54.180 --> 00:06:58.480 And, like, the presentations are always, like, ridiculous. But, like, 150 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:02.959 Renee Rapp, who is in Mean Girls and Sex Lives 151 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:04.519 of College Girls and is a pop star and everything 152 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:06.860 like that, and then the kid who is in the 153 00:07:06.899 -->

00:07:10.790 Jennifer Lawrence rom-com, both won Jimmy's the same year. And 154 00:07:10.850 --> 00:07:14.029 so people are, like, saying, like, hey, look, 10 years ago, 155 00:07:14.110 --> 00:07:16.470 they won this high school award, and now they both 156 00:07:16.509 --> 00:07:18.439 have careers that are exploding. 157 00:07:18.649 --> 00:07:22.319 I love that. That's a good, like, you know, I really, 158 00:07:22.339 --> 00:07:25.519 you know, came up from my bootstraps kind of a thing. 159 00:07:25.980 --> 00:07:27.620 I thought this was kind of funny. You know how 160 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:30.220 the new flex is that, like, I came from nothing 161 00:07:30.259 --> 00:07:33.519 and I was poor. I had no connections, whatever. And, 162 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:35.360 you know, that's why when I win my speech, I'm 163 00:07:35.379 --> 00:07:39.100 going to be like, And to my grandmother, Kitty Morrison, 164 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:45.370 who came over here on a boat in 1915. To 165 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:47.689 think that I could be here a little over 100 166 00:07:47.689 --> 00:07:54.230 years later is amazing. But I was watching Paul Giamatti, 167 00:07:54.370 --> 00:07:57.129 who won for his role, which I want to see. 168 00:07:57.589 --> 00:08:01.189 But I saw him win for the Golden Globes as well. 169 00:08:01.250 --> 00:08:02.870 And he was like, this is a really important thing 170 00:08:02.990 --> 00:08:06.170 for me. I came from a family of teachers. And 171 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:08.889 I'm like, oh, that's pretty humble on imagining like these 172 00:08:08.949 --> 00:08:12.370 two people coming home and one is teaching third grade 173 00:08:12.410 --> 00:08:14.709 math and the other one is doing the science and 174 00:08:14.730 --> 00:08:17.670 they just live in a middle class home. And so anyway, 175 00:08:17.709 --> 00:08:20.930 when he won the last time, whatever the critics choice 176 00:08:20.970 --> 00:08:25.220 or something, the reporter's like, and he goes, yes, you know, 177 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:27.899 because I came from a family of teachers. And he's like, yes, 178 00:08:27.939 --> 00:08:29.579 your dad was the president of Yale. 179 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:34.720 Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. 180 00:08:34.740 --> 00:08:38.059 That's wonderful. But there were other teachers and he had 181 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:40.470 to be a teacher to get to that place. And 182 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:42.970 I'm like, you're still a great actor. 183 00:08:43.389 --> 00:08:43.490 Yeah. 184 00:08:43.509 --> 00:08:47.049 But don't try to Like don't try to like, we 185 00:08:47.070 --> 00:08:49.870 got it. You probably got into Yale. I'm sure you 186 00:08:49.909 --> 00:08:52.259 did Yale drama school and I'm sure you were super 187 00:08:52.299 --> 00:08:55.840 talented and really, really good. But like, let's not sugar 188 00:08:55.919 --> 00:08:56.940 coat what this is. 189 00:08:57.059 --> 00:08:58.779 Access to, I came from nothing. 190 00:08:58.960 --> 00:08:59.700 Yeah. 191 00:08:59.779 --> 00:09:00.019 No. 192 00:09:00.620 --> 00:09:00.799 Yeah. 193 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:04.200 Don't try to jump on someone's thing. Um, okay. We're 194 00:09:04.220 --> 00:09:06.799 going to get into the, the Emmys and stuff, but 195 00:09:06.980 --> 00:09:11.450 I did, uh, watch Vanderpump rules, the premiere after the 196 00:09:11.490 --> 00:09:12.950 whole scandal. It's back. 197 00:09:13.029 --> 00:09:13.309 Yes. 198 00:09:13.750 --> 00:09:17.129 Um, So it's out. People are going to watch it. 199 00:09:17.259 --> 00:09:20.879 And I want to say it's really... It is really good. 200 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:23.610 They're finally not acting like anyone really works at the 201 00:09:23.649 --> 00:09:25.070 restaurant anymore, which I like. 202 00:09:25.450 --> 00:09:28.929 Yes. Because, I mean, Lisa is just reducing her presence 203 00:09:29.110 --> 00:09:32.210 in the greater Beverly Hills, West Hollywood area. You know? 204 00:09:32.450 --> 00:09:36.909 TomTom is still thriving, but, like, Lisa's shifting the business model, 205 00:09:36.929 --> 00:09:37.879 and we respect that. 206 00:09:38.220 --> 00:09:41.500 To a state where there's less taxes. Thank you, Nevada. 207 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:41.679 Yes. 208 00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:43.240 And a better model for sure. 209 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:43.960 But. 210 00:09:45.350 --> 00:09:47.759 Now we know about the scandal. You know that Tom 211 00:09:47.779 --> 00:09:53.200 Sandoval cheated with Rachel Raquel and so we see Ariana 212 00:09:53.399 --> 00:09:55.610 and they're living in the house together but they make 213 00:09:55.649 --> 00:09:59.009 it very clear Tom is doing that Navy SEAL show. 214 00:09:59.250 --> 00:10:01.960 I like that they didn't act like he was out 215 00:10:02.080 --> 00:10:06.340 you know polishing glasses we said it it's what's happening 216 00:10:06.399 --> 00:10:08.679 thank God we understand. 217 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.179 How the reality world works this is just what these 218 00:10:10.220 --> 00:10:11.139 people do. 219 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:13.970 Right they share their lives on TV now they started 220 00:10:14.009 --> 00:10:16.370 out as waiters it's really not that so that was 221 00:10:16.450 --> 00:10:20.159 good and um We just are starting to see them like, 222 00:10:20.179 --> 00:10:21.639 are they going to be able to go out? Are 223 00:10:21.659 --> 00:10:24.299 they going to hang out with each other? But then 224 00:10:25.779 --> 00:10:29.580 Lala starts to feel bad about Raquel. And she meets 225 00:10:29.600 --> 00:10:33.789 with Lisa Vanderpump and she goes, you know, I was 226 00:10:33.809 --> 00:10:35.490 with this guy who I thought was going to be 227 00:10:35.509 --> 00:10:37.639 the love of my life. Everyone told me I was 228 00:10:37.659 --> 00:10:40.230 the other woman, but I didn't really see it that 229 00:10:40.250 --> 00:10:42.649 way because he kept telling me what our life would 230

00:10:42.669 --> 00:10:45.850 be like together, and then in the end, her guy, Randall, 231 00:10:46.289 --> 00:10:47.809 cheated on her too, and now they're going through a 232 00:10:47.809 --> 00:10:52.129 custody battle. So she reaches out to call Raquel, and 233 00:10:52.169 --> 00:10:55.590 then she has to tell Ariana I left her an 234 00:10:55.730 --> 00:11:01.700 audio voice message. And I just kind of thought that's 235 00:11:01.820 --> 00:11:07.279 interesting for them because it's like, Ariana's like, okay, but 236 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:10.740 she was really nice about it, but again, it's like, well, 237 00:11:11.019 --> 00:11:12.960 we all said how much we hated this girl, and 238 00:11:12.980 --> 00:11:15.100 she destroyed our lives and stuff, and now you're reaching out. 239 00:11:15.500 --> 00:11:18.899 But then also, it's a TV show. And so I 240 00:11:18.940 --> 00:11:21.480 think they're sort of giving her a little slack, even though, 241 00:11:22.059 --> 00:11:25.519 of like, okay, we get it, Lala. You don't necessarily 242 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:29.720 really want to reconnect with this person, but it would 243 00:11:29.740 --> 00:11:31.879 be good, because they wanted to come back on the show. 244 00:11:31.899 --> 00:11:34.039 The thing is, once somebody has been sort of like 245 00:11:34.080 --> 00:11:36.879 the arch-villain of a season... they either have to be 246 00:11:36.909 --> 00:11:39.340 brought back into the fold or leave the show. You 247 00:11:39.419 --> 00:11:42.559 can't have somebody... We all got very tired of everyone 248 00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:44.940 yelling at Erika Jayne for three seasons. And it's like, 249 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:47.639 now she's back in the heart of, like, the bosom 250 00:11:47.659 --> 00:11:50.960 of Abraham, and things are fine, and other people can 251 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:53.460 have fights. And I think it just is necessary. And 252 00:11:53.500 --> 00:11:57.559 I also think... Also, it's Vanderpump Rules. It is, like, 253 00:11:58.340 --> 00:12:01.279 sexy people who do bad things. Like, sexy people are 254 00:12:01.299 --> 00:12:02.299 gonna do bad things. 255 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:03.080 Yes. 256 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:03.720 So. 257 00:12:04.789 --> 00:12:06.929 The sandwich shop, they talk about the sandwich shop. 258 00:12:07.049 --> 00:12:07.330 Uh-huh. 259 00:12:07.850 --> 00:12:09.990 Are you familiar with the struggles of the sandwich shop? 260 00:12:10.100 --> 00:12:10.600 I'm not. 261 00:12:11.029 --> 00:12:14.080 Well, Ariana and Katy had always wanted a sandwich shop 262 00:12:14.200 --> 00:12:16.720 when they were both married or with their Toms. So 263 00:12:16.740 --> 00:12:18.919 when the Toms were putting together their Schwartz and Sandys, 264 00:12:19.419 --> 00:12:20.899 they were like, we should have a sandwich shop. 265 00:12:21.080 --> 00:12:21.279 Yes. 266 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:23.889 Well, then the scandal broke and they're like, we're moving 267 00:12:23.970 --> 00:12:26.570 on with the sandwich shop. And they get this adorable 268 00:12:26.610 --> 00:12:30.330 little place, I think it's on Robertson, and they get 269 00:12:30.389 --> 00:12:34.389 the set designer for Nancy Meyers or her decorator to 270 00:12:34.429 --> 00:12:37.279 do it. And it's super cute. And they find all 271 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:40.600 these yummy sandwiches. And, you know, I'm like, you should 272 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:42.480 do a sandwich called the better half, which is just 273 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:45.600 a half a sandwich because everyone wants a half there 274 00:12:45.919 --> 00:12:47.759 and it's, and they're getting cute teacups and everything. But 275 00:12:47.820 --> 00:12:50.539 then they had all this trouble with the city where 276 00:12:50.610 --> 00:12:53.490 they now had to scrape their patio. And then they 277 00:12:53.529 --> 00:12:56.909 didn't have permits for this. And for that, meanwhile, Ariana 278 00:12:57.029 --> 00:12:59.850 in real life, came in second with Dancing with the Stars, 279 00:12:59.929 --> 00:13:01.830 and is now Roxy Hart on Broadway, and she has 280 00:13:01.850 --> 00:13:05.549 a boyfriend in New York. And we're watching this, Peter 281 00:13:05.570 --> 00:13:06.970 and I are watching this, and he goes, wait, they're 282 00:13:06.990 --> 00:13:09.750 going to be making sandwiches? I'm like, or they can 283 00:13:09.769 --> 00:13:13.200 make $ 30, 000 on a post. I mean, I just, I 284 00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:13.779 think it's like. 285 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:16.779 Well, do you think anytime someone on a reality show 286 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:18.980 starts a new business, they are just thinking, this could 287 00:13:19.000 --> 00:13:19.740 be my spinoff? 288 00:13:20.779 --> 00:13:22.720 Yes and no. I think that they were like, this 289 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:27.220 could be something that, yeah, a spinoff with cameras, but without, too. Like, 290 00:13:27.240 --> 00:13:29.210 this could be Something that can be really good and 291 00:13:29.230 --> 00:13:30.570 we could have several of them. 292 00:13:30.710 --> 00:13:32.649 I mean, the thing is, is like the passive income 293 00:13:32.809 --> 00:13:34.750 of business. I do think you have to take care 294 00:13:34.789 --> 00:13:36.990 of the business a little bit. You know, you have 295 00:13:37.009 --> 00:13:39.210 to be somebody who has a mind for that. And 296 00:13:39.250 --> 00:13:41.470 I think that if you are if you're if you're 297 00:13:41.490 --> 00:13:43.909 doing it with cameras, it makes sense. If you're doing 298 00:13:43.929 --> 00:13:45.850 it without cameras, you really need to be one of 299 00:13:45.870 --> 00:13:49.860 those people who's like because like. overhead on Robertson is 300 00:13:49.899 --> 00:13:50.440 going to be high. 301 00:13:50.460 --> 00:13:52.100 That's what I'm saying. It's going to be so hard. 302 00:13:52.179 --> 00:13:54.340 It's sandwiches. So it's not like you're making that

easy 303 00:13:54.379 --> 00:13:56.659 money off the booze. I mean, maybe they have a 304 00:13:57.019 --> 00:13:59.169 wine and beer, like, I don't know. But then people 305 00:13:59.190 --> 00:14:00.750 were like, you know, is this, was this true? 306 00:14:00.830 --> 00:14:01.090 Yes. 307 00:14:01.330 --> 00:14:03.190 I talked to them. I know that this was a 308 00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:07.110 real intention, but that's why it's also hard. Um, when 309 00:14:07.149 --> 00:14:10.350 people have a partner in anything, whether it's a podcast 310 00:14:10.490 --> 00:14:14.450 or real estate, whatever, because one person might get another opportunity, 311 00:14:14.870 --> 00:14:18.100 like starring as Roxy Hart. And then you're like, do I, 312 00:14:19.100 --> 00:14:20.639 what do I do with this sandwich shop? 313 00:14:20.820 --> 00:14:23.620 Here's the thing though. One important factor in all of 314 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:27.000 this is the idea of Los Angeles character breakfasts. Like 315 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:30.559 when people from the Midwest come, having a location where 316 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:33.419 you can go and the likelihood of you seeing one 317 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:36.539 of the sexy people you love from television is high, 318 00:14:36.759 --> 00:14:39.110 that's a really, like that's something to bring you in. 319 00:14:39.399 --> 00:14:43.509 But if people are going to be consistently like starring 320 00:14:43.570 --> 00:14:47.269 as Roxy Hart on Broadway or spending so much time 321 00:14:47.330 --> 00:14:52.360 doing their like yoga wellness posts and integrated content, that 322 00:14:52.379 --> 00:14:54.000 they only show up for 15 minutes. 323 00:14:54.419 --> 00:14:58.659 It's a hard thing, yeah. It's a hard thing, but 324 00:14:59.159 --> 00:15:01.559 we'll see. I still would love it to open, but 325 00:15:02.759 --> 00:15:04.960 if it doesn't, I think we understand why. I don't 326 00:15:04.980 --> 00:15:06.919 think people should be mad at them for it. It's 327 00:15:06.970 --> 00:15:08.870 a frickin' pain in the ass. It's hard. 328 00:15:09.149 --> 00:15:10.870 I would like to premise this question by saying I 329 00:15:11.029 --> 00:15:13.429 have started the long drive through Atlanta. 330 00:15:15.090 --> 00:15:15.889 Real Housewives of Atlanta. 331 00:15:15.909 --> 00:15:19.629 Yes. Okay. And in learning... Like, as I go through 332 00:15:19.669 --> 00:15:21.669 and sort of, like, learn about the history of these characters, 333 00:15:21.750 --> 00:15:26.669 I realize just how many characters have had spinoff shows. And, 334 00:15:27.149 --> 00:15:29.200 you know, like, that there was Tardy for the Party, 335 00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:30.840 that there is Married to Medicine. Oh, Tardy for the Party. 336 00:15:30.860 --> 00:15:31.899 Well, you know what's happening then. 337 00:15:32.059 --> 00:15:35.759 But, yes, but my question is essentially, is Vanderpump Rules 338 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:39.940 the version of

that Housewives spinoff show that was most successful? 339 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:42.679 And do you think it is because Lisa was smart 340 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:44.470 enough to center people other than herself? 341 00:15:45.700 --> 00:15:48.440 A hundred percent. She was so smart. And Brandi Glanville 342 00:15:48.460 --> 00:15:51.200 will say the whole reason it's a success is because 343 00:15:51.220 --> 00:15:51.519 of me. 344 00:15:51.779 --> 00:15:52.120 Oh, really? 345 00:15:52.139 --> 00:15:53.340 Because it was. 346 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:55.009 Because she had the thing with Shayna, right? 347 00:15:55.190 --> 00:16:01.929 Because Shayna... Shayna, sorry. Shayna. Shayna, according to her, unbeknownst 348 00:16:01.950 --> 00:16:04.429 to her, had a thing with Eddie Cibriol and she 349 00:16:04.470 --> 00:16:06.740 did not know about Brandi Glanville or if she knew 350 00:16:06.750 --> 00:16:08.539 he was married, he was telling her he was getting divorced, 351 00:16:08.580 --> 00:16:09.320 whatever the classic. 352 00:16:10.179 --> 00:16:10.320 And. 353 00:16:10.919 --> 00:16:15.110 But then he then later on cheated with Leanne Rimes, 354 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:17.429 who now he's been with for like 12 years or something. 355 00:16:17.909 --> 00:16:20.309 But at the time, even though he was with Leanne Rimes, 356 00:16:20.549 --> 00:16:23.629 Brandy didn't love Sheena. And then Sheena worked at the restaurant. 357 00:16:23.649 --> 00:16:26.740 So they filmed this. They knew about this. Then they 358 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:30.919 filmed this thing. And then the way it was, it 359 00:16:30.940 --> 00:16:34.360 was the most genius thing. So, Real Housewives of Beverly 360 00:16:34.389 --> 00:16:37.159 Hills ends, and they're at a restaurant, and then they literally, like, 361 00:16:37.259 --> 00:16:40.580 go through a kitchen door and, like, end up at 362 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:42.779 the restaurant, and then you meet all the people. 363 00:16:42.820 --> 00:16:45.950 The backdoor pilot of Vanderpump Rules is one of the 364 00:16:45.990 --> 00:16:47.509 most beautiful things I've ever seen. 365 00:16:47.629 --> 00:16:47.809 Yeah. 366 00:16:48.070 --> 00:16:51.009 Like, I really was just sort of, like, I haven't 367 00:16:51.049 --> 00:16:53.309 watched the show still, but, like, I watched the backdoor pilot, 368 00:16:53.330 --> 00:16:55.409 and I was just like, I want to watch that show. 369 00:16:55.470 --> 00:16:57.289 Well, here's the thing. It's like, Brandy could say it's 370 00:16:57.320 --> 00:16:59.860 because of me, but it's really because of Sheena. Sheena was... 371 00:17:00.629 --> 00:17:03.629 shared the honesty about it, has stuck with it. She's 372 00:17:03.690 --> 00:17:06.930 gotten married, she got divorced, she's gotten married again, she 373 00:17:06.970 --> 00:17:08.670 has a baby. I mean, she's been on this for 374 00:17:08.730 --> 00:17:10.529 the whole time doing stuff. 375 00:17:10.690 --> 00:17:14.349 Follow-up question. Yes. Just, like, as a gay man, I 376 00:17:14.390 --> 00:17:18.579 have a different relationship to sort of, like, sense of 377 00:17:18.730 --> 00:17:21.680 ownership over someone you're in a relationship with. And I 378 00:17:21.700 --> 00:17:25.420 just wonder, like, do you think that somebody like Brandy 379 00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:29.559 ends up, like, super blaming Sheena because... Eddie is the 380 00:17:29.599 --> 00:17:31.579 father of my children and there's a way that I 381 00:17:31.660 --> 00:17:35.279 can never stop. Like, why is it so easy to 382 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:38.240 blame this person who's a stranger to you instead of 383 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:41.279 the person who stood in front of a crowd and said, 384 00:17:41.299 --> 00:17:42.460 I will love you forever. 385 00:17:42.900 --> 00:17:46.009 Like, do you, that is such a good point. Like, 386 00:17:46.089 --> 00:17:49.490 because women are awful. Sometimes we're kind of, we're harder 387 00:17:49.509 --> 00:17:51.910 on each other. We're awful. I mean, why is it 388 00:17:51.950 --> 00:17:54.690 that there, you know, in cases women will side with 389 00:17:54.750 --> 00:17:57.170 a guy and even in a, in a fight or whatever, 390 00:17:57.190 --> 00:17:59.880 they always side with the guy. They just, I don't know. 391 00:17:59.900 --> 00:18:02.140 But I think when you have children, I imagine that 392 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:04.509 when you have children, there's a way that, like, this 393 00:18:04.549 --> 00:18:06.349 person will always be part of your life. 394 00:18:06.509 --> 00:18:07.910 Right. 395 00:18:08.029 --> 00:18:11.170 So in many cases, people feel invested in just, like, 396 00:18:11.769 --> 00:18:13.569 keeping hold of something, you know? 397 00:18:13.589 --> 00:18:13.670 Yeah. 398 00:18:14.609 --> 00:18:17.259 And I just think with the whole thing, why the 399 00:18:17.299 --> 00:18:20.460 scan of all was so interesting is because Raquel and 400 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:24.099 Ariana were friends. They were really close. The deception goes 401 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:28.250 so much deeper than... Sheena meeting some hot actor and 402 00:18:28.289 --> 00:18:30.190 him being like, yeah, my wife and I live separate 403 00:18:30.210 --> 00:18:32.589 lives or whatever he said. And he was just cute 404 00:18:32.630 --> 00:18:34.289 and it was just fun and she was just an 405 00:18:34.329 --> 00:18:39.970 aspiring actress. That's like a totally different situation than going 406 00:18:40.190 --> 00:18:44.160 after your best friend's dude. It's just completely different. 407 00:18:44.299 --> 00:18:47.099 Well, like actors who have to play people in a 408 00:18:47.180 --> 00:18:49.839 couple so frequently end up cheating with each other. And 409 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:52.589 do you think there is the same kind of like– 410 00:18:53.529 --> 00:18:56.809 heightened erotic state for people on reality shows? Do you think? 411 00:18:57.210 --> 00:19:00.150 No, I

think from what I've heard from Raquel, who's 412 00:19:00.190 --> 00:19:05.259 now speaking her truth, it was like they got together, 413 00:19:05.279 --> 00:19:08.140 they bitched about filming when they weren't together, just like 414 00:19:08.220 --> 00:19:11.910 any other coworkers. And then they were just attracted and 415 00:19:11.930 --> 00:19:14.569 they both felt it and they went for it and 416 00:19:14.690 --> 00:19:15.410 nobody stopped. 417 00:19:15.529 --> 00:19:16.190 Time is super hot. 418 00:19:16.210 --> 00:19:18.920 And it went on for seven months. Yeah. And then 419 00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:22.460 she was believing what he was saying and what she 420 00:19:22.519 --> 00:19:25.380 believed their life could be once he officially broke up 421 00:19:25.420 --> 00:19:28.019 with her. And then the reason I'm not doing it 422 00:19:28.059 --> 00:19:30.180 right now is because we are on a show and 423 00:19:30.220 --> 00:19:32.059 we got to wait for the show to end. And 424 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:33.519 then there can be a little break and then we 425 00:19:33.539 --> 00:19:35.240 can act like we bumped into each other. I don't 426 00:19:35.259 --> 00:19:38.539 know what their plan was. Eventually we might know more. 427 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:40.539 Everyone's given their side of the story. But what's kind 428 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:42.440 of funny about watching it now is this still was 429 00:19:42.480 --> 00:19:45.130 done a long time ago, but they are like a 430 00:19:45.289 --> 00:19:48.369 little bit able to like, make fun of it a 431 00:19:48.450 --> 00:19:51.150 little bit just right now. It's like time does heal 432 00:19:51.250 --> 00:19:54.079 all wounds. And so I think that's kind of fun 433 00:19:54.099 --> 00:19:57.000 to watch because they are all like very funny and entertaining. 434 00:19:57.160 --> 00:19:59.539 As somebody who is not watching the show, is there 435 00:19:59.660 --> 00:20:02.700 anyone who is desperately fighting for air? It just feels 436 00:20:02.740 --> 00:20:06.140 like Skandoval has like so occupied the space. Are there any? 437 00:20:06.779 --> 00:20:09.299 No, because what's interesting is for a few years they 438 00:20:09.339 --> 00:20:13.329 tried to get different busboys and they cast people and 439 00:20:13.349 --> 00:20:16.750 they'd push these other people on us, thinking we need 440 00:20:16.809 --> 00:20:19.829 a 2.0 cast because these people are getting older and 441 00:20:19.849 --> 00:20:23.369 they may leave. Now, as you can see in this photo, 442 00:20:24.730 --> 00:20:30.019 it's only the main players. It's DJ James, Sheena, Tom Sandoval, 443 00:20:30.099 --> 00:20:36.509 Tom Schwartz, Ariana, Lala, Katie, and um lisa that's it 444 00:20:36.529 --> 00:20:37.910 i mean we're gonna see a couple other people but 445 00:20:38.410 --> 00:20:40.809 all the other people that were like you know on 446 00:20:40.849 --> 00:20:44.029 the third shift on a monday they're not coming those 447 00:20:44.109 --> 00:20:46.490 waitresses are not part of this anymore how. 448 00:20:46.380 --> 00:20:49.180 Do you feel about the place of combining whites and 449 00:20:49.240 --> 00:20:52.380 neutrals uh amongst our young sexy people i think this 450 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:54.559 looks good i mean it like. 451 00:20:54.539 --> 00:20:57.259 I'm glad they didn't do the purple like like purple 452 00:20:57.299 --> 00:20:59.299 is the background cream is the middle i think this 453 00:20:59.500 --> 00:21:02.150 is good and then that And then that Lisa wore 454 00:21:02.269 --> 00:21:04.529 solid white pants. No, I think they all look great. 455 00:21:04.750 --> 00:21:07.569 I'm a little annoyed with everyone wearing cream at all 456 00:21:07.630 --> 00:21:09.230 times these days. It was like. 457 00:21:09.569 --> 00:21:10.869 You know what I think it is that no one 458 00:21:10.890 --> 00:21:11.609 ever thinks about? 459 00:21:11.690 --> 00:21:11.910 What? 460 00:21:12.710 --> 00:21:15.799 It is a real flex to say, I'm going to 461 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:19.039 wear a white pantsuit with a cream trench. 462 00:21:19.420 --> 00:21:19.680 Yes. 463 00:21:19.900 --> 00:21:21.799 And I'm going to go out and eat. And I'm 464 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:22.880 such a classy bitch. 465 00:21:22.980 --> 00:21:23.619 Who is that person? 466 00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:24.559 I'm not going to spill coffee. 467 00:21:24.579 --> 00:21:24.819 Yes. 468 00:21:24.980 --> 00:21:26.240 Who is that person? I'm not going to sit on 469 00:21:26.279 --> 00:21:27.039 a dirty bench. 470 00:21:27.579 --> 00:21:27.799 Yeah. 471 00:21:27.819 --> 00:21:27.900 Yeah. 472 00:21:28.529 --> 00:21:29.470 Like, it's iconic. 473 00:21:29.670 --> 00:21:32.450 And it's like a rich thing, too, because I never 474 00:21:32.509 --> 00:21:34.789 think of going all white or wearing all white, but 475 00:21:34.829 --> 00:21:36.059 now I'm starting to think about it. 476 00:21:36.099 --> 00:21:43.400 Well, also, gay guys started wearing, like, cream or tan Speedos, like, 477 00:21:44.220 --> 00:21:45.039 five years ago. 478 00:21:45.059 --> 00:21:45.559 Wow. 479 00:21:45.700 --> 00:21:48.759 And it was kind of like, what, is he naked? And, 480 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:49.140 you know. 481 00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:52.140 Oh, okay. Well, we always copy the gays. They always 482 00:21:52.359 --> 00:21:54.599 start it. So I thought it was rich ladies in 483 00:21:54.619 --> 00:21:56.619 New York. Why not? It's gay guys in West Hollywood. 484 00:21:57.410 --> 00:22:00.230 I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week 485 00:22:00.250 --> 00:22:00.750 on the show, I. 486 00:22:00.710 --> 00:22:06.119 Sit down with extraordinary people who have faced tremendous setbacks. 487 00:22:26.210 --> 00:22:28.809 And yet somehow have found a way to turn them 488 00:22:28.930 --> 00:22:30.579 into their greatest strengths. 489 00:22:30.779 --> 00:22:34.359 Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to 490

00:22:34.380 --> 00:22:37.000 the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me. 491 00:22:37.180 --> 00:22:39.349 When your free will was about to be taken from you, 492 00:22:39.500 --> 00:22:41.670 what would you do if it was given back? 493 00:22:41.910 --> 00:22:44.789 Where did that need come from where you thought that 494 00:22:44.829 --> 00:22:45.410 you had to. 495 00:22:45.410 --> 00:22:47.769 Succeed in order to feel loved? He said, I have 496 00:22:47.789 --> 00:22:50.269 a work dad. I need a home dad. What happens next? 497 00:22:50.490 --> 00:22:51.759 When I came in, he started crying. 498 00:22:52.130 --> 00:22:56.569 Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not 499 00:22:56.630 --> 00:22:59.289 those hard moments that they go through. It's about what 500 00:22:59.329 --> 00:23:00.109 happens next. 501 00:23:00.509 --> 00:23:01.569 I decided to risk it all. 502 00:23:01.730 --> 00:23:05.619 I realized how valuable every day was. Worth the work. Listen, Dara, 503 00:23:05.630 --> 00:23:06.670 I'm not going to pull punches. 504 00:23:06.890 --> 00:23:08.859 You can use your voice even if it's shaped. 505 00:23:09.079 --> 00:23:12.319 The stories are different, but the impact is the same. 506 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:16.339 Only one question matters. What happens next? 507 00:23:24.009 --> 00:23:26.430 So let's talk a little bit. There were several shows 508 00:23:26.450 --> 00:23:28.750 in the last two weeks. There was The Globes with 509 00:23:28.789 --> 00:23:31.730 Joe Coy. There was Critics' Choice with our girl Chelsea. 510 00:23:31.779 --> 00:23:31.990 Yes. 511 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:36.539 And then Anthony Anderson did the Emmys. So I will 512 00:23:36.579 --> 00:23:38.380 just say I thought he did great. 513 00:23:38.660 --> 00:23:38.859 Yes. 514 00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:41.380 I thought it was whoever thought of Let's Do Old 515 00:23:41.940 --> 00:23:46.400 sitcom songs. and celebrate that versus like hard jokes of 516 00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:49.240 pointing at people in the audience was fricking brilliant. 517 00:23:49.700 --> 00:23:52.680 Well, and also having so many casts from long running 518 00:23:52.740 --> 00:23:54.400 shows that never won an Emmy. 519 00:23:54.740 --> 00:23:54.940 Yeah. 520 00:23:54.960 --> 00:23:56.880 I thought was like a beautiful thing to say, like, 521 00:23:56.980 --> 00:24:01.089 it's always funny in Philadelphia. Like, good for you. You 522 00:24:01.119 --> 00:24:05.089 get to be here. Like, remember how great you are. Right. 523 00:24:05.250 --> 00:24:06.869 It was, I thought it was really nice and it 524 00:24:06.910 --> 00:24:09.630 played to his skills because he's not, Anthony Anderson isn't 525 00:24:09.670 --> 00:24:10.319 a standup, is he? 526 00:24:10.650 --> 00:24:12.190 No, I don't think he was ever a stand-up. He 527 00:24:12.210 --> 00:24:13.450 was just always a comedic actor. 528 00:24:13.579 --> 00:24:16.259 Yeah, and so he was able to pull it off. 529

00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:21.079 I did think when they brought in Natasha Lyonne and 530 00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:25.059 Tracee Ellis Ross to do the thing from I Love Lucy, 531 00:24:25.099 --> 00:24:28.220 it was the hardest because it's an iconic comedy moment. 532 00:24:28.380 --> 00:24:31.039 You're just never going to be funnier than Lucille Ball 533 00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:35.700 and what's her name? Ethel. Vivian Vance. 534 00:24:36.130 --> 00:24:36.369 Yes. 535 00:24:36.410 --> 00:24:39.230 But I thought like, The thing is, Tracy Ellis Ross 536 00:24:39.269 --> 00:24:42.859 has those multicam skills, those sketch comedy skills of being 537 00:24:42.900 --> 00:24:45.079 able to throw herself at it, and I thought it 538 00:24:45.099 --> 00:24:48.180 was really fun. I also really liked that at the 539 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:53.059 Critics' Choice Awards, I like jokes. I like jokes, and, 540 00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:57.480 you know, Joe Coy was in the hardest possible situation 541 00:24:57.529 --> 00:25:00.609 at the Golden Globes. It's a live show in front of, like, 542 00:25:02.140 --> 00:25:05.440 very famous people who are, even just as stand-ups, we 543 00:25:05.460 --> 00:25:09.009 understand that sitting at tables and having food and drinks 544 00:25:09.049 --> 00:25:09.549 in front of you. 545 00:25:09.569 --> 00:25:10.809 Right, is not our deal. 546 00:25:10.890 --> 00:25:13.910 It's the worst. It's the worst possible situation, and he 547 00:25:13.950 --> 00:25:16.750 had very little time to put it all together, and 548 00:25:16.890 --> 00:25:18.569 it was rough to watch. 549 00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:20.279 Yeah, go ahead. 550 00:25:20.359 --> 00:25:23.420 I just love that Chelsea did it artfully, because I 551 00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:24.579 want to see it done well. 552 00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:26.359 Well, this is what I think the difference between Joe 553 00:25:26.380 --> 00:25:27.740 Coy and Chelsea is. 554 00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:28.119 Yes. 555 00:25:29.019 --> 00:25:35.089 Chelsea has... had experience of being with celebrities for many, many, 556 00:25:35.130 --> 00:25:39.450 many years. Joe Coy is really a one-man band, and 557 00:25:39.470 --> 00:25:42.880 his success is him going out and doing these enormous 558 00:25:42.900 --> 00:25:43.460 arenas for people. 559 00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:44.920 And they're building that community. 560 00:25:44.940 --> 00:25:49.329 Yeah, that people just absolutely adore him. So collaboratively, he 561 00:25:49.490 --> 00:25:51.549 certainly doesn't have the experience. But he doesn't also have 562 00:25:51.569 --> 00:25:55.690 the experience of being in the A-list celebrity world. And 563 00:25:56.089 --> 00:25:59.289 she already did it the year before. And also, she 564 00:25:59.329 --> 00:26:02.650 just was more comfortable up there or surrounded by those people. 565 00:26:02.690 --> 00:26:06.420 So once you're comfortable, the audience was more comfortable. And 566 00:26:06.440 --> 00:26:09.660 the

audience wasn't very comfortable with him because he wasn't comfortable. 567 00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:12.519 And also the idea of collaboratively. It was a situation where, 568 00:26:12.579 --> 00:26:15.450 according to him, Like, they'd offered it to several people, 569 00:26:15.549 --> 00:26:18.809 and he only got the job 10 days beforehand. And, like, 570 00:26:19.150 --> 00:26:22.349 Chelsea is used to having writers. For decades, she has 571 00:26:22.390 --> 00:26:26.009 had writers and, you know, knows how to manage them. 572 00:26:27.990 --> 00:26:32.599 Hopefully better now than 10 years ago. And clearly she does. 573 00:26:32.660 --> 00:26:36.559 Clearly she does. But, like, there is that thing of, like, 574 00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:41.440 if the call came for a big opportunity to 10 575 00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:44.119 days from now, you have worked as a writer, you 576 00:26:44.140 --> 00:26:46.950 would know exactly who, like, you would call me an 577 00:26:47.009 --> 00:26:49.950 Alison Faust, and, you know, you would know who to 578 00:26:49.990 --> 00:26:52.190 go to as your people, and the thing is, like, 579 00:26:52.250 --> 00:26:55.549 what Joe Coy does is solo work, and I think 580 00:26:55.589 --> 00:26:58.529 he just didn't immediately have, like, these are the people 581 00:26:58.569 --> 00:27:00.049 who are gonna write me killer jokes. 582 00:27:00.250 --> 00:27:02.380 If and when I get the call, I will be 583 00:27:02.390 --> 00:27:06.259 calling you, but I also will have the attitude of, like, 584 00:27:07.059 --> 00:27:09.500 if I bomb... This is still going to be the 585 00:27:09.539 --> 00:27:13.480 biggest moment in my career. For me. That's why you 586 00:27:13.519 --> 00:27:16.400 say yes, though 10 people said no. But why someone 587 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:19.319 at a different level will turn it down. Because they're like, 588 00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:22.779 this could only hurt me. First I thought, is this 589 00:27:22.799 --> 00:27:25.529 hurting Joe Coy? And then I'm like, absolutely not. Because 590 00:27:27.089 --> 00:27:30.390 his audience is so freaking loyal. They treat him like 591 00:27:30.430 --> 00:27:32.569 a brother. And if they feel like their brother got 592 00:27:32.609 --> 00:27:35.450 a little beat up this week, they're going to go 593 00:27:35.509 --> 00:27:37.750 in droves to see his live show. And then if 594 00:27:37.789 --> 00:27:41.440 he can be funny and humble, because he can be 595 00:27:41.559 --> 00:27:44.180 very self-deprecating in his comedy. So if he can bring 596 00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:47.240 this moment to the stage, it'll be fresh. It'll be 597 00:27:47.259 --> 00:27:49.549 a fresh Hollywood story, like a Kathy Griffin type of 598 00:27:49.569 --> 00:27:53.349 Hollywood story that people love to hear. That's where I 599 00:27:53.390 --> 00:27:57.589 would go with it. I thought a better thing to 600 00:27:57.609 --> 00:28:00.289 do was to just not apologize and not say anything 601 00:28:00.329 --> 00:28:02.950 and kind of save it like Chris Rock did. But instead, 602 00:28:02.970 --> 00:28:05.230 he went and did an interview with I think it 603 00:28:05.269 --> 00:28:06.890 was with the LA times and he kind of was 604 00:28:06.930 --> 00:28:10.309 like defending his, and I'm like, I would have said, 605 00:28:10.630 --> 00:28:12.960 don't just don't do anything. Let people forget about it. 606 00:28:13.339 --> 00:28:16.720 Come out and be like, you guys, that was a 607 00:28:16.740 --> 00:28:20.579 fucking nightmare. Like, you know, whatever. And then have everyone just, 608 00:28:20.819 --> 00:28:21.759 you know, join in. 609 00:28:21.940 --> 00:28:26.579 It's so hard when the media's attention is on you. 610 00:28:27.059 --> 00:28:30.299 Like you have had those moments when there was like 611 00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:33.769 something going down and like, the media's attention is on 612 00:28:33.789 --> 00:28:36.529 you and there's such an inclination to respond and being 613 00:28:36.589 --> 00:28:38.990 able to be like self-possessed and just sort of say like, 614 00:28:39.230 --> 00:28:41.190 I'm going to control how I respond to this. 615 00:28:41.569 --> 00:28:44.460 It's really, really hard. It's much easier said than done. 616 00:28:44.660 --> 00:28:47.559 And when you're living in it and it's like, that's 617 00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:49.539 why you need just like a sober coach. You need 618 00:28:49.559 --> 00:28:51.720 like a social media coach. You need literally someone that's 619 00:28:51.740 --> 00:28:53.299 going to be like, I'm not letting you be alone 620 00:28:53.319 --> 00:28:56.140 with your phone. We're going to go to Cabo. We're 621 00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:58.460 going to da da da da. You're going to literally 622 00:28:58.500 --> 00:29:01.000 have blinders on. We're not going to let, you know, 623 00:29:01.079 --> 00:29:04.009 anybody see any of this. and think about what we're 624 00:29:04.029 --> 00:29:06.670 gonna do. But it's hard because I think you still 625 00:29:06.690 --> 00:29:08.349 have the yes man people that are kind of like, 626 00:29:08.589 --> 00:29:10.589 oh no, it wasn't that bad. A lot of people, look, 627 00:29:10.670 --> 00:29:12.150 I know there's some mean comments, but look at all 628 00:29:12.170 --> 00:29:14.789 the good ones and all of that. Like I said, 629 00:29:14.829 --> 00:29:16.849 he'll be more than fine, but he was never gonna 630 00:29:16.990 --> 00:29:22.029 be in the Hollywood, in the acting world really ever again. 631 00:29:22.170 --> 00:29:26.450 But he'll always do well as this huge, massive standup, 632 00:29:26.509 --> 00:29:28.630 in my opinion. So this is only gonna help his worldwide, 633 00:29:28.630 --> 00:29:32.880 domination at the arenas. But I thought it was so great. 634 00:29:32.450 --> 00:29:36.009 That Anthony Anderson was just like, I'm going to do 635 00:29:36.009 --> 00:29:37.130 something else. 636 00:29:37.130 --> 00:29:38.089 Yeah, I love it.

637 00:29:38.089 --> 00:29:39.690 I'm not going to approach it in that way. 638 00:29:39.710 --> 00:29:42.950 It ended up being- And he got to sing, also 639 00:29:42.970 --> 00:29:43.809 something I'd like to do. 640 00:29:43.849 --> 00:29:45.690 Wait, what did he sing? He got to sing a 641 00:29:45.710 --> 00:29:47.390 lot of the- Oh, the theme songs, yes. 642 00:29:47.410 --> 00:29:49.470 Yeah, and he wasn't even trying to be good, but 643 00:29:49.490 --> 00:29:51.250 he could still kind of carry a tune. 644 00:29:51.329 --> 00:29:54.230 Remembering how good the Jefferson's theme song is, it's just, 645 00:29:54.450 --> 00:29:55.059 I mean, it's. 646 00:29:57.700 --> 00:29:59.119 You know, he was like saying, you know, oh, I 647 00:29:59.140 --> 00:30:02.089 had a crush on 2D or talking about it. And I, 648 00:30:03.259 --> 00:30:05.039 you know, I always remember when I was writing with 649 00:30:05.059 --> 00:30:07.289 the Wayans brothers and I was like, oh, I loved 650 00:30:07.349 --> 00:30:09.210 Good Times. And they're all looking at me. 651 00:30:09.210 --> 00:30:10.069 Oh, it was the Good Times theme song, sorry. 652 00:30:10.089 --> 00:30:12.210 Yeah, they're all looking at me like, you did? 653 00:30:12.230 --> 00:30:12.309 Yeah. 654 00:30:12.890 --> 00:30:15.630 And I remember Keaton was like, I want to know, 655 00:30:15.670 --> 00:30:18.539 like growing up and watching it, like what did you think? 656 00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:21.759 And I was like 27 and I just said, I 657 00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:25.259 remember thinking I'm so jealous how close their friends live 658 00:30:25.299 --> 00:30:25.619 to them. 659 00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:26.079 Yeah. 660 00:30:26.140 --> 00:30:29.339 That they're next door. To me, I never, I didn't 661 00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.079 think of it as like, oh, this is what it's 662 00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:33.440 like if you don't have a lot of money and 663 00:30:33.460 --> 00:30:35.829 you live in the projects. I was like, oh, this 664 00:30:35.890 --> 00:30:38.069 is a different kind of family. And I think that's 665 00:30:38.109 --> 00:30:40.150 what was so good about those shows is that it 666 00:30:40.230 --> 00:30:42.509 exposed the world, but in a positive way. 667 00:30:42.549 --> 00:30:45.769 Well, also those network shows, you just, back in the 668 00:30:45.809 --> 00:30:48.309 70s and 80s, we just watched television and we're like, 669 00:30:48.509 --> 00:30:50.869 if this is on, it's relevant to us. And like 670 00:30:50.910 --> 00:30:53.730 there were black shows that like as a white person, 671 00:30:53.769 --> 00:30:55.839 you were just like, well, this must be relevant to me. 672 00:30:55.930 --> 00:30:58.390 It's on television. I have to tell you. Yes. There 673 00:30:58.470 --> 00:31:03.210 is a fifth season episode of Good Times where she 674 00:31:03.250 --> 00:31:05.609 goes to the doctor and there is a light-skinned black 675 00:31:05.670 --> 00:31:09.089 doctor who is very condescending

to them because of their 676 00:31:09.130 --> 00:31:14.400 social status. And she refers to them as you people. 677 00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:16.579 And there's a moment where the mom says, and who 678 00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:19.259 do you think you are? Debbie Boone? And I always 679 00:31:19.299 --> 00:31:21.410 remember that joke. And the thing is, is as a 680 00:31:21.509 --> 00:31:24.769 fat person, when you go to the doctor, doctors are 681 00:31:24.849 --> 00:31:27.750 so frequently really condescending to you and don't listen to you. 682 00:31:28.509 --> 00:31:30.710 And the number of times that I've gone back and 683 00:31:30.750 --> 00:31:33.950 watched that episode of Good Times, just to sort of 684 00:31:34.009 --> 00:31:36.029 like think about and realize that it was modeled for 685 00:31:36.049 --> 00:31:39.710 me that there are people who will be– there are 686 00:31:39.779 --> 00:31:42.359 medical service providers who will be condescending to you and 687 00:31:42.460 --> 00:31:44.920 not take you seriously and you have to advocate for yourself. 688 00:31:45.500 --> 00:31:48.160 You wouldn't think naturally or normally that this show for 689 00:31:48.220 --> 00:31:52.380 black people about issues that were relevant to African Americans 690 00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:56.140 in the 70s in the projects would be something that 691 00:31:56.180 --> 00:31:58.539 was a useful tool that I carry around in my life. 692 00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:00.579 But it is a useful tool that I carry around 693 00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:01.119 in my life. 694 00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:01.480 Okay. 695 00:32:01.529 --> 00:32:03.730 Well, this is my good time. Two good time moments. 696 00:32:03.829 --> 00:32:04.190 Okay. 697 00:32:04.309 --> 00:32:08.880 There were a few. But one was– when she's like 698 00:32:09.430 --> 00:32:14.309 fighting with her husband about something, Florence, what's her name? 699 00:32:14.329 --> 00:32:16.750 And she, she goes, a woman, a woman. And she goes, 700 00:32:16.849 --> 00:32:19.339 don't say it. Don't say it. And he goes, is 701 00:32:19.579 --> 00:32:21.779 only meant to be in the kitchen or the bedroom. 702 00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.900 And I remember watching that and seeing her get angry 703 00:32:24.940 --> 00:32:27.480 and being like, oh my God, you know, that people 704 00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.180 would think that. And like, and I'm like, you know, say, 705 00:32:30.690 --> 00:32:34.369 I also thought it was interesting that the only, that 706 00:32:34.410 --> 00:32:35.829 the girl had her own bedroom. 707 00:32:35.930 --> 00:32:36.190 Yes. 708 00:32:36.210 --> 00:32:39.420 But the boys had to share the couch because the 709 00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.640 girl had to have her own bedroom, which is also 710 00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:45.740 like a thing culturally that is sort of interesting. 711 00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:46.119 Yeah. 712 00:32:46.180 --> 00:32:49.140 Like, you know, that to protect her and that nobody's 713 00:32:49.180 --> 00:32:51.359 getting at her and the dark side of that. 714 00:32:51.539 --> 00:32:51.779 Yes. 715 00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:55.769 And then the other one, of course, was Janet Jackson 716 00:32:56.150 --> 00:32:58.509 playing Penny who had an abusive mother. 717 00:32:58.670 --> 00:32:58.769 Yeah. 718 00:32:58.789 --> 00:33:01.019 And I was like, Oh my God, and seeing like 719 00:33:01.059 --> 00:33:02.640 the iron mark on her back. 720 00:33:02.680 --> 00:33:04.400 Yeah, I remember that episode so. 721 00:33:04.420 --> 00:33:06.619 Yeah, and it's just like, I mean, I just don't 722 00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:10.349 know that there's kids today that watch something as a 723 00:33:10.380 --> 00:33:13.170 child and will remember it the way we're talking about 724 00:33:13.210 --> 00:33:13.789 a show right now. 725 00:33:13.809 --> 00:33:16.470 Because I think that they are, there is such effort 726 00:33:16.509 --> 00:33:20.549 made to insulate them from darker things because parents don't 727 00:33:20.569 --> 00:33:22.130 want to have to have these conversations. 728 00:33:22.269 --> 00:33:22.589 Yeah. 729 00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:24.170 And like when you think about the way that like 730 00:33:24.490 --> 00:33:27.950 primetime network television was saying like, well, now you have 731 00:33:27.970 --> 00:33:32.180 to have a talk to your kids about molestation because 732 00:33:32.779 --> 00:33:38.890 Arnold went to the bike shop and yeah. We all 733 00:33:38.930 --> 00:33:44.529 remember What's-Her-Name on Punky Brewster getting locked in the refrigerator. 734 00:33:44.789 --> 00:33:47.329 You understand you don't play in a refrigerator. 735 00:33:48.650 --> 00:33:51.880 Yeah. Well, I remember I wrote a paper at SC 736 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:58.099 about how depressing, how many depressing storylines were in 70s 737 00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:01.220 sitcoms versus that there were like none in the 80s. 738 00:34:01.509 --> 00:34:04.549 All the 80s, like the 80 ones, they did not 739 00:34:04.630 --> 00:34:08.010 have these depressing real moments. These like, you know, one 740 00:34:08.030 --> 00:34:09.969 day at a time where she's crying and she's like, 741 00:34:10.989 --> 00:34:13.739 all these moments of Bonnie Franklin, like being a single mom. 742 00:34:13.780 --> 00:34:16.440 And we saw that in the 70s. And then the 80s, 743 00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:18.760 it was more of the positive happy, which was what 744 00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:20.960 was being fed to us. 745 00:34:21.059 --> 00:34:22.940 It is interesting because I have gone back in the 746 00:34:22.980 --> 00:34:25.099 recent past and watched a bunch of the Norman Lear 747 00:34:25.139 --> 00:34:28.019 sitcoms from the 70s and they are, so good it's 748 00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:31.699 like watching a good play like they're they're so smart 749 00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:33.739 and so funny at the same time and then i've 750 00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:36.210 gone back and watched a couple of

1980s sitcoms and 751 00:34:36.250 --> 00:34:39.769 they are just like like forgettable cotton candy. 752 00:34:39.590 --> 00:34:43.789 Yeah i know is norman lear still alive no. 753 00:34:43.929 --> 00:34:45.530 Uh i think we just we just lost him. 754 00:34:45.469 --> 00:34:49.409 Okay well let's talk about the important stuff fashion uh 755 00:34:49.809 --> 00:34:51.110 aubrey plaza wore this. 756 00:34:51.590 --> 00:34:54.929 Did you see somebody who made it the post-it? 757 00:34:54.969 --> 00:34:56.909 Yes, for Sex and the City. So she had a 758 00:34:56.949 --> 00:35:00.909 yellow dress on with this weird top of it yellow 759 00:35:01.190 --> 00:35:04.389 with a big needle through it. And someone, I think 760 00:35:05.610 --> 00:35:08.110 it's someone who runs a Sex and the City fashion 761 00:35:08.130 --> 00:35:10.820 account on Instagram, so I apologize for not. But it 762 00:35:10.860 --> 00:35:13.599 said it was the breakup post-it that Carrie got. They 763 00:35:13.619 --> 00:35:14.519 just wrote it on there. 764 00:35:14.659 --> 00:35:17.519 I mean, as somebody who worked at Fashion Police, there 765 00:35:17.699 --> 00:35:20.340 is sort of like the trauma and joy of remembering that. 766 00:35:20.650 --> 00:35:22.230 I would have had to have stayed up all night 767 00:35:22.289 --> 00:35:25.610 long writing 60 jokes just about that dress. 768 00:35:25.650 --> 00:35:27.429 Do you have some work to give us right now? 769 00:35:27.449 --> 00:35:28.489 No, I don't. I'm sorry. 770 00:35:29.389 --> 00:35:29.969 Oh, oh, oh. 771 00:35:30.190 --> 00:35:31.289 And then the pregnant girl. 772 00:35:31.309 --> 00:35:31.690 She said. 773 00:35:31.710 --> 00:35:32.929 Suki Waterhouse. 774 00:35:32.949 --> 00:35:34.590 Sorry, no. Go back. I have a joke. I have 775 00:35:34.610 --> 00:35:39.750 a joke. Okay. For Aubrey's post-it dress. Her stylist said, well, 776 00:35:39.769 --> 00:35:41.250 we have to figure out what you're going to wear 777 00:35:41.269 --> 00:35:43.730 in the Emmys. And Aubrey said, let's put a pin 778 00:35:43.769 --> 00:35:44.010 in that. 779 00:35:44.949 --> 00:35:45.489 Good. 780 00:35:45.510 --> 00:35:45.929 Yeah. 781 00:35:49.179 --> 00:35:53.250 This girl is pregnant, Suki Waterhouse, and she wore a 782 00:35:53.570 --> 00:35:57.449 big red gown, but basically she just had the top 783 00:35:57.489 --> 00:36:00.289 part be like a bib, like a big square bib. 784 00:36:00.610 --> 00:36:03.369 So we got a full back, side tit, and then 785 00:36:03.389 --> 00:36:05.050 you got to see the stomach from the side. 786 00:36:05.150 --> 00:36:08.389 I will say Aubrey Plaza was taking a stab, or 787 00:36:08.429 --> 00:36:12.699 a poke rather, at real fashion, and I respect it. 788 00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.320 It was big. This, I think, is dumb. 789 00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:18.579 This is just, listen, I do think there's something to 790 00:36:18.619 --> 00:36:21.960 be said when you just go, look, I just want 791 00:36:21.980 --> 00:36:25.119 some press. I actually don't want to look good. I 792 00:36:25.139 --> 00:36:26.110 just want some press. 793 00:36:26.269 --> 00:36:31.130 No, there's this one singer-songwriter, Bonnie something or other, Bonnie McRae, 794 00:36:31.170 --> 00:36:32.849 is that her name? She always shows up to the 795 00:36:32.889 --> 00:36:36.530 Grammys wearing the most ridiculous outfit. And on Fashion Police, 796 00:36:36.570 --> 00:36:38.780 we always covered her because she did that. And she's 797 00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:42.119 like a very successful songwriter who has a solo career 798 00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:44.139 of her own that doesn't get enough attention. And she 799 00:36:44.179 --> 00:36:46.019 would just be like, I'm gonna show up wearing something 800 00:36:46.139 --> 00:36:49.300 batshit and you're gonna cover me. And I respect that, 801 00:36:49.659 --> 00:36:53.110 but this is of the school of I'm pregnant, but 802 00:36:53.150 --> 00:36:55.329 I still have a hot body. And I think there 803 00:36:55.369 --> 00:36:57.829 are smarter ways of doing it than that. 804 00:36:58.300 --> 00:37:01.559 Well, as someone who was pregnant twice and wasn't famous 805 00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:05.340 at the time and never milked it, I wore maternity 806 00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.239 bathing suits. I didn't wear bikinis where my big stomach 807 00:37:08.260 --> 00:37:10.820 was at. I didn't like walk around with my stomach out. 808 00:37:11.219 --> 00:37:13.889 And I am jealous. And I do think if I 809 00:37:13.949 --> 00:37:17.190 was ever to have the second coming pregnant again, I 810 00:37:17.250 --> 00:37:19.750 would be milking it out and walking around the earth 811 00:37:19.789 --> 00:37:21.730 like I'm the only person that's ever given birth, which 812 00:37:21.809 --> 00:37:22.949 is what a lot of people do. 813 00:37:23.090 --> 00:37:26.389 I love when somebody– I just like be a little 814 00:37:26.429 --> 00:37:29.429 bit cheekier about it. Have a little bit more fun 815 00:37:29.449 --> 00:37:31.090 with it. This is just kind of. 816 00:37:31.190 --> 00:37:32.730 It's not cute. This is not cute. 817 00:37:32.809 --> 00:37:35.570 It's not cute. I mean, the way that that skirt 818 00:37:35.590 --> 00:37:38.530 just goes enormous underneath. 819 00:37:38.570 --> 00:37:40.469 I'm just imagining the gapping when you sit down. 820 00:37:40.570 --> 00:37:40.829 Yes. 821 00:37:41.610 --> 00:37:44.889 This was Princess. She's a drag queen and she went 822 00:37:44.949 --> 00:37:47.719 as a green goblin with like extreme makeup. 823 00:37:48.500 --> 00:37:51.260 I think this is beautiful. Drag Race always- And Drag 824 00:37:51.300 --> 00:37:54.360 Race won. Drag Race so frequently wins for makeup. And 825 00:37:54.500 --> 00:37:57.639 I think show up with your skills. The wonderful thing 826 00:37:57.659 --> 00:37:59.760 about drag queens is that they can turn themselves into 827 00:37:59.780 --> 00:38:00.489 beautiful women. 828 00:38:00.570 -->

00:38:00.889 Yes. 829 00:38:01.010 --> 00:38:04.340 But also you can do anything with it. Like just 830 00:38:04.460 --> 00:38:07.179 having her in the background of shots as a goblin 831 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:08.159 was thrilling to me. 832 00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:10.539 And I think the best thing about RuPaul's Drag Race, 833 00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:12.480 and they just sent me this great packet. So I 834 00:38:12.500 --> 00:38:13.579 got a cute sweatshirt. 835 00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:15.360 You judged, right? Oh, you were on Snatch Game. 836 00:38:15.460 --> 00:38:17.239 I got to be on Snatch Game. I got a sweatshirt. 837 00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:20.059 I got a cute t-shirt. It's on MTV now. Ross 838 00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:22.059 Matthews is now a producer. So he got an Emmy. 839 00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.860 They've won like 63 Emmys or been nominated. 840 00:38:24.949 --> 00:38:25.239 I don't know. 841 00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:28.619 So many wins. But I think the best thing that 842 00:38:28.739 --> 00:38:34.320 it's done is made this art form this huge segment 843 00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:35.179 of entertainment. 844 00:38:35.309 --> 00:38:35.550 Yes. 845 00:38:35.710 --> 00:38:39.250 That these drag queens and, you know, you can go 846 00:38:39.269 --> 00:38:40.849 to a drag show, you can go to a drag brunch, 847 00:38:41.070 --> 00:38:44.630 you can go on a drag cruise. Like, they were able, 848 00:38:45.030 --> 00:38:49.400 they are able to have full-blown... entertainment careers like stand-ups do, 849 00:38:49.780 --> 00:38:52.050 and they never were before. So I think that's the 850 00:38:52.070 --> 00:38:52.730 best part about it. 851 00:38:52.750 --> 00:38:54.849 The trouble is that we are running dry. Like, our 852 00:38:54.909 --> 00:38:57.090 national supply, they do have a bunch of. 853 00:38:57.550 --> 00:38:58.849 There's no up-and-comers, you mean? 854 00:38:59.170 --> 00:39:01.480 I mean, now there are so many kids who, like, 855 00:39:01.900 --> 00:39:04.719 Learn to do makeup on TikTok, but have never performed 856 00:39:04.860 --> 00:39:07.579 in real life who go on the show. There were 857 00:39:07.619 --> 00:39:10.719 these two absolutely beautiful boys who just, they were twins, 858 00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:15.280 Sugar and Spice, and they can't even dance. They are 859 00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:18.719 good at makeup and they are beautiful, but they can't dance. 860 00:39:19.449 --> 00:39:21.030 I have a show for you. 861 00:39:21.150 --> 00:39:21.429 Yes. 862 00:39:22.969 --> 00:39:25.610 We bring back horrible Abby Lee Miller. 863 00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:26.090 Yes. 864 00:39:26.670 --> 00:39:31.500 But she's only helping- Drag moms? She's only helping drag 865 00:39:31.519 --> 00:39:34.679 moms and their kids who are at least like 15. 866 00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:36.099 Like they ought to be a little bit older so 867 00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:38.440 they know what they're doing. But she's helping them get 868 00:39:38.460 --> 00:39:39.079 their dance on. 869 00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:40.780 All right. One of the problems is, one of the 870 00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:43.559 problems is, is that it used to be that these 871 00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:47.079 drag queens came from horrible backgrounds where their parents rejected them. 872 00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:49.719 and that rage turned into art, and now they all 873 00:39:49.739 --> 00:39:51.400 have moms who sew for them, and they hate it. 874 00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:53.400 I think the answer is that we need. 875 00:39:53.460 --> 00:39:54.579 So it's become too supportive. 876 00:39:54.739 --> 00:39:54.940 Yes. 877 00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.739 The parents are too supportive, hence the art is not 878 00:39:57.800 --> 00:39:59.239 as good. I love it. 879 00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:02.489 We need to start fracking our gay bars. You know 880 00:40:02.510 --> 00:40:04.050 when you get to the point when there's not enough 881 00:40:04.150 --> 00:40:05.929 oil left, so you have to pump water down in there? 882 00:40:06.250 --> 00:40:09.530 We just flood water into gay bars, and then- The 883 00:40:09.550 --> 00:40:10.619 good drag queens will come out. 884 00:40:10.630 --> 00:40:12.829 Speaking of this, did you see that J-Lo showed up 885 00:40:13.230 --> 00:40:14.239 at the Abbey? 886 00:40:14.550 --> 00:40:15.110 Oh, no. 887 00:40:15.570 --> 00:40:16.239 Wonderful. 888 00:40:16.300 --> 00:40:20.719 She came with her, shoving her alcohol, Delano or whatever 889 00:40:20.780 --> 00:40:22.380 it's called. I don't even know what it is, like 890 00:40:22.400 --> 00:40:25.820 a sparkling thing. And she, you know, singing, you know, 891 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:27.739 I can't get enough. Have you seen the video for 892 00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:28.460 Can't Get Enough? 893 00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:28.539 No. 894 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:33.639 It is really weird and kind of bad. Oh, I 895 00:40:33.659 --> 00:40:36.059 should watch it. And, you know, I love J-Lo's music 896 00:40:36.139 --> 00:40:38.449 and I love her look. But it's about, she's kind 897 00:40:38.489 --> 00:40:40.610 of mocked. The video is her having a bunch of weddings, 898 00:40:40.670 --> 00:40:42.210 but a couple of dresses are weird. And then the 899 00:40:42.289 --> 00:40:44.900 dancing is weird. The dancing is very weird on it. 900 00:40:45.269 --> 00:40:48.429 And so she goes to the Abbey, you know, on 901 00:40:48.590 --> 00:40:51.409 Emmy weekend, and she's, you know, filling drinks. Of course, 902 00:40:51.429 --> 00:40:52.969 the comment was, I think at one point she took 903 00:40:53.010 --> 00:40:55.269 a glass and went into the ice. Okay, so that's 904 00:40:55.309 --> 00:40:57.769 a big no-no. To serve the drinks. The gays would 905 00:40:57.789 --> 00:40:59.849 have drank ice in a hot second if it came 906 00:40:59.889 --> 00:41:03.880 from J-Lo. They don't care. But, yeah, so I was 907 00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:06.699 hoping you'd be there that day. Not that you... Troll

908 00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:07.139 the bar. 909 00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:08.340 Why do I go to the Abbey? 910 00:41:08.539 --> 00:41:10.179 Never, but you missed that day. 911 00:41:10.219 --> 00:41:12.820 The famous people always go to the Abbey. And I 912 00:41:12.840 --> 00:41:15.800 just want to say there's already a picture of Liz 913 00:41:15.820 --> 00:41:18.230 Taylor up at the Abbey. You're never going to win 914 00:41:18.389 --> 00:41:20.429 at the Abbey. I want to see somebody go to 915 00:41:20.469 --> 00:41:23.469 High Tops. I want to see somebody, you know. 916 00:41:23.489 --> 00:41:24.150 Go to High Tops. 917 00:41:24.190 --> 00:41:28.090 Yes. Or Rocco's with your beloved friend Lance. Right. 918 00:41:28.110 --> 00:41:28.969 He owns Rocco's. 919 00:41:29.170 --> 00:41:29.530 Okay. 920 00:41:29.570 --> 00:41:34.570 We'll do that. This was a fluorescent green Jessica Chastain. 921 00:41:35.110 --> 00:41:38.250 It looks really good. I wore this color when I 922 00:41:38.269 --> 00:41:39.570 went on Watch What Happens Live. 923 00:41:39.610 --> 00:41:40.150 How did it go? 924 00:41:40.769 --> 00:41:42.349 Everyone said they loved it, but I have to say 925 00:41:42.369 --> 00:41:45.690 I regret it. I think neon is too trendy. It 926 00:41:45.769 --> 00:41:49.050 comes and it goes, and I may never be back 927 00:41:49.139 --> 00:41:51.860 on that show, and I wish I would have gone 928 00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:53.280 with something just more classic. 929 00:41:53.380 --> 00:41:56.940 I mean, her, with the red hair, I think it's bold, 930 00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:59.880 and also, you're Jessica Chastain, you get to go to 931 00:41:59.940 --> 00:42:00.559 movie things. 932 00:42:00.659 --> 00:42:01.760 You get to go a lot of, yeah. 933 00:42:01.780 --> 00:42:04.280 Showing up to the Emmys, you can do your B-side look, 934 00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:06.289 but I have to say, It's a very difficult time 935 00:42:06.349 --> 00:42:08.369 for Jessica Chastain right now, okay? 936 00:42:08.389 --> 00:42:08.460 Why? 937 00:42:08.829 --> 00:42:13.389 Because Greta Gerwig is our greatest Sacramentan. Greta Gerwig has 938 00:42:13.530 --> 00:42:17.369 staked out her territory as our greatest Sacramentan. And Jessica Chastain, 939 00:42:17.869 --> 00:42:22.739 repeated Academy Award nominee, Academy Award winner, Academy Award winner, 940 00:42:23.300 --> 00:42:27.039 has to be our second greatest Sacramentan. And I think, 941 00:42:27.500 --> 00:42:30.280 you know, she doesn't know how to get her way 942 00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:33.579 out of this. Like, she's stuck there in the number 943 00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:37.269 two spot. Also, I can't believe Eyes of Tammy Faye 944 00:42:37.289 --> 00:42:39.510 won an Oscar. Or whatever it was called. 945 00:42:39.969 --> 00:42:40.869 Is that what she got it for? 946 00:42:40.889 --> 00:42:42.469 She won it for the Tammy Faye movie, right? 947 00:42:42.570 --> 00:42:43.510 I loved that movie. 948 00:42:43.929 --> 00:42:44.829 Oh, I thought it was fine. 949 00:42:45.090 --> 00:42:50.530 Okay, all right. Here we are with Issa Rae. Issa. 950 00:42:50.650 --> 00:42:54.679 Issa Rae. And she went with just a big, not 951 00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:57.119 showing off the body, But a big, and she has 952 00:42:57.139 --> 00:43:00.360 a great body, big feathery thing. And I think this 953 00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:03.739 is smart. She got invited to everything. Her best dress 954 00:43:03.760 --> 00:43:07.739 was that orange, more like an orange, like crusted number two, 955 00:43:07.780 --> 00:43:09.880 I think. The golden gloves. That was like one of 956 00:43:09.900 --> 00:43:12.090 the best dresses. She showed off the body there. So 957 00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:16.900 why not just be super chic and go for it? 958 00:43:16.969 --> 00:43:21.070 That little taste of I'm hosting a late 70s variety show. 959 00:43:21.090 --> 00:43:27.849 Like there's something very... And this is what, like, Barbra 960 00:43:27.889 --> 00:43:30.449 Streisand in her late 30s would have worn. This is 961 00:43:30.769 --> 00:43:33.829 what Marlo Thomas would have worn. Like, I really love it. 962 00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:39.500 And it's too much, but also sensible. I, like, I, yeah. 963 00:43:39.699 --> 00:43:42.909 First of all, you know, don't wear black. 964 00:43:43.230 --> 00:43:43.369 Yes. 965 00:43:43.389 --> 00:43:47.039 Okay? And if you're going to a bunch of events, 966 00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:50.219 I think it's good to get your brain going and 967 00:43:50.280 --> 00:43:54.119 be like, okay, I'm going to do three really different looks. 968 00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:55.510 This was awful. 969 00:43:57.050 --> 00:43:59.369 I thought she was so cute in the little performance. 970 00:43:59.389 --> 00:44:03.130 This is Calista Flockhart, Ally McBeal. The performance was cute. 971 00:44:03.150 --> 00:44:05.710 I just think it was ugly. And then you wanted 972 00:44:05.750 --> 00:44:06.909 this dress because you loved it. 973 00:44:07.469 --> 00:44:09.929 No, I didn't. Oh, you didn't love it? I'm so 974 00:44:09.969 --> 00:44:14.130 tired of Hannah Lottingham. Okay, so the thing is, everybody's like, 975 00:44:14.210 --> 00:44:17.340 what am I gonna wear? And I feel like just size-wise, 976 00:44:17.389 --> 00:44:20.699 just capacity of the theater-wise, too many people are showing 977 00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:23.280 up to award shows saying, I'm the princess. 978 00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:23.820 Okay. 979 00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:27.309 And she has been princessing at the Emmys so hard, 980 00:44:27.789 --> 00:44:33.409 she stands up in standing ovations, everyone who gets something wins. She, like, 981 00:44:33.489 --> 00:44:35.269 makes it about her a lot. 982 00:44:35.590 --> 00:44:37.309 Do you think she's what the kids would call a 983 00:44:37.349 --> 00:44:37.969 pick-me girl? 984 00:44:38.639 --> 00:44:41.320 I mean, a little bit. Like, I think she's a 985 00:44:41.460 --> 00:44:44.800

theater girl. Like, remember her acceptance speech from, it was 986 00:44:44.820 --> 00:44:46.440 the Emmys of the Globes a couple of years ago, 987 00:44:46.460 --> 00:44:49.619 where she was like, you know, more people should hire 988 00:44:49.699 --> 00:44:53.679 West End actors. And I think she is, to her bone, 989 00:44:53.820 --> 00:44:54.929 a West End actor. 990 00:44:55.789 --> 00:44:59.070 More people should give girls from South of the Boulevard 991 00:44:59.090 --> 00:45:05.269 in the Valley Emmys. Thanks. Because we have it rough. 992 00:45:05.829 --> 00:45:08.030 I come from the south side of Ventura. 993 00:45:08.349 --> 00:45:10.389 I would love for her to show up in something 994 00:45:11.070 --> 00:45:14.159 at one award show and have it be big-ass fashion. 995 00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:16.760 And that's what I have to say for Aubrey Plaza. 996 00:45:16.860 --> 00:45:18.880 She didn't hit it out of the park this time. 997 00:45:18.900 --> 00:45:19.800 But she got people talking. 998 00:45:20.099 --> 00:45:23.679 Or Issa Rae showing up and being like, at this 999 00:45:23.739 --> 00:45:27.619 moment in time, I am a 37-year-old Diana Ross. 1000 00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:31.179 Appreciate it. I love it. And then I thought this 1001 00:45:31.219 --> 00:45:33.440 was a really good dress. This is Keri Russell, and 1002 00:45:33.519 --> 00:45:36.690 she did the long cape thing, which I am going 1003 00:45:36.730 --> 00:45:37.550 to do when I go. 1004 00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:38.579 Yes. 1005 00:45:38.880 --> 00:45:41.409 Why not just come big and bold? You could always 1006 00:45:41.449 --> 00:45:43.269 switch to a different dress for the after party. 1007 00:45:43.309 --> 00:45:43.590 Yes. 1008 00:45:43.769 --> 00:45:46.550 But for sitting in your seat and possibly going up 1009 00:45:46.590 --> 00:45:48.789 there to get a ward, have a train, have a cape, 1010 00:45:49.170 --> 00:45:49.909 have a bustle. 1011 00:45:49.929 --> 00:45:51.170 Do it. 1012 00:45:51.269 --> 00:45:53.300 In everything you have to say, what is my moment? 1013 00:45:53.579 --> 00:45:56.920 I just worry about, are you spilling out of your seat? 1014 00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:59.239 As somebody who in any situation will be spilling out 1015 00:45:59.260 --> 00:46:00.880 of my seat just with my physical person. 1016 00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:02.000 You don't want a cape. 1017 00:46:02.820 --> 00:46:04.320 Well, the thing is, is I think if I did go, 1018 00:46:04.389 --> 00:46:04.989 I would wear a cape. 1019 00:46:05.030 --> 00:46:11.199 Yeah, why not? And, yeah, so there you go. And 1020 00:46:11.239 --> 00:46:13.119 then this was just a classic gorge. 1021 00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:14.079 Yes, I mean. 1022 00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:19.719 Megan Fahey. And she just wore, like, this beautiful blood red, 1023 00:46:19.739 --> 00:46:24.559 just strapless. She's thin. It just was, like, so pretty. 1024 00:46:24.579 --> 00:46:25.980 This was so classic and pretty. 1025 00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:28.469 It's great. She looks beautiful in it. And, like, also 1026 00:46:28.550 --> 00:46:31.449 was one of the people who, like, at an Emmys where. 1027 00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:34.219 pretty much the people you expected to win. One, she 1028 00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:36.099 was in one of the categories that was like, this 1029 00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:36.800 is competitive. 1030 00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:40.199 Yeah, good for her. And then I thought, this is 1031 00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:40.960 Donald Glover. 1032 00:46:41.019 --> 00:46:42.050 I mean, he's good at the job. 1033 00:46:42.139 --> 00:46:43.639 And I just like, you know, and he didn't wear 1034 00:46:43.659 --> 00:46:46.889 the classic tux. He did like a little embroidery. Anthony 1035 00:46:47.110 --> 00:46:49.869 Anderson also wore like flout embroideries on a tux. I 1036 00:46:49.909 --> 00:46:50.570 kind of like that. 1037 00:46:50.670 --> 00:46:53.090 Like A, you have to do so little as a 1038 00:46:53.150 --> 00:46:55.889 man to be doing something daring. Yeah. And also I 1039 00:46:55.969 --> 00:47:01.530 do think like, The black, the stylists for black men, 1040 00:47:01.670 --> 00:47:04.929 like the black stylists who work predominantly with black male 1041 00:47:06.139 --> 00:47:08.340 performers do more interesting stuff. 1042 00:47:08.500 --> 00:47:08.739 Yeah. 1043 00:47:08.780 --> 00:47:12.059 Like, but this is like, this is beautiful. It's such 1044 00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:17.849 magnificent detail work. And it's also not like. So frequently 1045 00:47:17.869 --> 00:47:20.289 the answer for guys now is just like, don't wear 1046 00:47:20.349 --> 00:47:22.510 a shirt and show off that I have a good torso. 1047 00:47:22.590 --> 00:47:24.630 And I like that this is not just that. 1048 00:47:24.849 --> 00:47:27.639 Yes. I think it's fun that they play around just 1049 00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:28.570 into the classic thing. 1050 00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:28.969 Yes. 1051 00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:31.739 Okay. I thought this was interesting because they got together 1052 00:47:31.900 --> 00:47:36.000 for the Grey's Anatomy co-stars. And just for Juicy Scoop history. 1053 00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:36.400 Yes. 1054 00:47:37.139 --> 00:47:41.199 Do you remember when Katherine Heigl pissed off Shonda Rhimes, 1055 00:47:41.900 --> 00:47:43.980 got kicked off the show. 1056 00:47:44.039 --> 00:47:44.320 Yes. 1057 00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:49.809 And- Who was her best friend who was gay on 1058 00:47:49.829 --> 00:47:50.369 the show? 1059 00:47:50.389 --> 00:47:53.340 Oh, yes. What was. 1060 00:47:53.739 --> 00:47:54.300 He wasn't there. 1061 00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:54.440 T.R. 1062 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:55.079 Knight. T.R. 1063 00:47:55.420 --> 00:47:57.159 Knight. What has happened to T.R. 1064 00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:00.400 Knight? I mean, the thing about Grey's Anatomy being on 1065 00:48:00.460 --> 00:48:03.059 for so long is that there are people who were 1066 00:48:03.099 --> 00:48:07.010 like

stars of the show, who left the show, and 1067 00:48:07.030 --> 00:48:10.469 then are just nowhere. I'm sure he has like a 1068 00:48:10.510 --> 00:48:13.360 respectable drama series that nobody watches that he's on. 1069 00:48:13.809 --> 00:48:17.010 So there was T.R. Knight, and T.R. Knight accused the 1070 00:48:17.489 --> 00:48:19.730 other actor, who's black, what is his name? 1071 00:48:19.750 --> 00:48:20.590 Something Washington. 1072 00:48:21.130 --> 00:48:23.840 That he said that he called him a derogatory term. 1073 00:48:23.860 --> 00:48:24.110 Yes. 1074 00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:26.610 And I feel like all three of them just ended 1075 00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:28.159 up leaving the show shortly after. 1076 00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:28.500 Yes. 1077 00:48:29.219 --> 00:48:29.400 And. 1078 00:48:29.420 --> 00:48:32.900 And that is always rough when somebody points out discrimination 1079 00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:36.360 and then they end up feeling so uncomfortable. It's very retaliatory. 1080 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:37.559 It makes me very sad. 1081 00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:39.460 When someone points it out? 1082 00:48:39.619 --> 00:48:43.929 When somebody, like, when somebody... Says this person did something 1083 00:48:43.969 --> 00:48:45.769 wrong to me and then they are the person who 1084 00:48:45.809 --> 00:48:46.929 ends up losing their job. 1085 00:48:46.969 --> 00:48:51.210 Right. And then– well, then she went on the red carpet, 1086 00:48:51.250 --> 00:48:54.070 Katherine Heigl, and at one point dissed the writers. Also 1087 00:48:54.110 --> 00:48:57.130 something not good to do, which is basically Shonda Rhimes. 1088 00:48:57.610 --> 00:48:59.610 So then she went on to do– she thought she 1089 00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:00.949 was going to be a movie star forever. She had 1090 00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:03.119 all those what I like to call dry bar movies. 1091 00:49:03.179 --> 00:49:03.539 Yes. 1092 00:49:03.579 --> 00:49:05.420 When you get your hair blown out, they play them 1093 00:49:05.500 --> 00:49:10.039 over and over, which is like– 27 Bridesmaids. 1094 00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:10.840 27 Dresses. 1095 00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:14.119 Dresses, yeah, all that, all those crappy movies, and he said, 1096 00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:14.550 she said it. 1097 00:49:14.550 --> 00:49:15.969 I went to all of them in the theater. 1098 00:49:16.090 --> 00:49:17.809 Oh my God, me too, and it was just always like, 1099 00:49:18.530 --> 00:49:22.820 with all that music, that play. that dorky music of like, 1100 00:49:22.860 --> 00:49:25.590 like whoever's doing the sound editing of those stupid 2000 1101 00:49:25.590 --> 00:49:27.730 movies as they're like trying to get ready for a date. 1102 00:49:27.849 --> 00:49:30.289 It would be wrong to say she single-handedly suffocated the 1103 00:49:30.329 --> 00:49:36.840 romantic comedy, but maybe she did. But I loved the 1104 00:49:37.019 --> 00:49:41.300 humility of coming out and saying, I am willing to 1105 00:49:41.340 --> 00:49:45.079 be here with my Grey's Anatomy crew. I am happy 1106 00:49:45.139 --> 00:49:47.340 and ready to work. And I am still six inches 1107 00:49:47.380 --> 00:49:49.380 taller than Ellen Pompeo. Yes. 1108 00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:54.500 But yeah, I remember we were on the roundtable and 1109 00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:58.610 I said something. I'm like, she suffers from. Katherine Heigl syndrome, 1110 00:49:58.630 --> 00:50:00.940 which is where you believe the hype of your gay 1111 00:50:00.980 --> 00:50:02.079 best friend too much. 1112 00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:02.579 Yes. 1113 00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:07.300 And I'm like, I blame T.R. Knight for her becoming 1114 00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:09.679 quite pompous as the Grey's Anatomy girl. 1115 00:50:09.780 --> 00:50:10.139 Yes. 1116 00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:12.409 But then you also have a team of people that 1117 00:50:12.429 --> 00:50:14.010 are like, we're going to get you movies and this 1118 00:50:14.130 --> 00:50:17.230 and that. And would you rather do a movie about 1119 00:50:17.489 --> 00:50:22.849 bridesmaids' dresses or learn 17 pages of medical terms overnight? 1120 00:50:23.070 --> 00:50:27.039 And she was in, like, she was in the, like, um... 1121 00:50:27.420 --> 00:50:29.820 what was the pregnancy one called? Not 40-Year-Old Virgin. 1122 00:50:31.449 --> 00:50:31.719 Right. 1123 00:50:32.139 --> 00:50:34.489 But she was in a huge romantic comedy. 1124 00:50:34.670 --> 00:50:36.429 Judd Apatow, that one was cute. 1125 00:50:36.469 --> 00:50:39.210 She was in a huge romantic comedy. Everything was on 1126 00:50:39.250 --> 00:50:41.909 her side. I think it made sense. And I think 1127 00:50:42.030 --> 00:50:44.949 it is unfair to, I don't know, I think we're 1128 00:50:45.030 --> 00:50:48.949 inclined to say a woman was experiencing hubris because she 1129 00:50:48.989 --> 00:50:50.110 believed in herself. 1130 00:50:50.309 --> 00:50:50.829 You're right. 1131 00:50:51.110 --> 00:50:52.329 You know? Yes. 1132 00:50:52.449 --> 00:50:55.260 You are totally right. Again, we don't say that about 1133 00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:59.719 a guy. So true. Um, this Vogue did this photo 1134 00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:03.000 and it is a happy birthday, Kate Moss. And I 1135 00:51:03.099 --> 00:51:04.800 saw it and I was like, this is not a 1136 00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:08.139 flattering naked photo of her. And it was from whenever 1137 00:51:08.139 --> 00:51:12.239 10 years ago, who knows when. And the comments are like, 1138 00:51:13.260 --> 00:51:16.070 you did her wrong. Like also, I think whenever this 1139 00:51:16.090 --> 00:51:18.719 photo was taken, um, Having kind of a flat ass 1140 00:51:18.739 --> 00:51:21.000 was still acceptable. And so I think people are not 1141 00:51:21.179 --> 00:51:24.019 used to seeing like a real body. It's like her 1142 00:51:24.059 --> 00:51:28.579 naked body twisted and turned. But again, I wouldn't be 1143 00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:31.329 thrilled if that was

what Vogue posted to say happy 1144 00:51:31.349 --> 00:51:33.389 birthday to me. I would be like, really? 1145 00:51:33.590 --> 00:51:38.570 Could you ask me first? I, as a fat, get 1146 00:51:38.670 --> 00:51:42.360 kind of annoyed with people. who made a living off 1147 00:51:42.380 --> 00:51:45.559 of having a perfect body or being extremely skinny. Okay. 1148 00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:50.989 Turning 47 and then saying like, let's all have real bodies. Hey, 1149 00:51:51.090 --> 00:51:55.909 accept yourself. And like, you're right. And this, like, I 1150 00:51:56.289 --> 00:51:59.510 think it's a really beautiful photo. I think it is like, um, 1151 00:51:59.809 --> 00:52:05.429 an homage to like, um, like Rubens and, and those 1152 00:52:05.469 --> 00:52:09.190 sort of like, um, you know, the statues of the arts, like, uh, 1153 00:52:10.090 --> 00:52:12.110 I think Bruegel. But like, you know, the sort of 1154 00:52:12.190 --> 00:52:16.730 like 17th century sort of like voluptuous courtesan sort of 1155 00:52:16.829 --> 00:52:20.750 buttocks kind of thing. And I think it looks really good. 1156 00:52:20.909 --> 00:52:23.159 But I am like. 1157 00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:26.480 I think the bigger thing is, yes, Vogue magazine obviously 1158 00:52:26.579 --> 00:52:28.480 owns the photo. She did a photo shoot with them. 1159 00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:32.320 They said happy birthday. Maybe she approved it. We may 1160 00:52:32.380 --> 00:52:35.329 not know the backstory, but I would hope. That if 1161 00:52:35.369 --> 00:52:38.489 you were going to do something like that, that wasn't 1162 00:52:38.539 --> 00:52:40.500 just like you and like, you know, modeling from 1975 1163 00:52:40.500 --> 00:52:43.440 and you're, you know, wearing like a Ralph Lauren blazer 1164 00:52:43.460 --> 00:52:46.260 or whatever. If it was anything more risque than that, 1165 00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:49.449 I think you should ask the person. Even though you've 1166 00:52:49.489 --> 00:52:52.030 signed off, you don't own the photos anymore. I just 1167 00:52:52.070 --> 00:52:53.670 think that would be the classy thing for Vogue to 1168 00:52:53.690 --> 00:52:55.150 do and be like, hey, you down with this photo? 1169 00:52:55.190 --> 00:52:56.750 We wanted to give you a happy birthday. 1170 00:52:56.769 --> 00:53:00.159 I mean, like that's. That's a really, really good point. 1171 00:53:00.300 --> 00:53:02.739 I think there is sort of an assumption that models 1172 00:53:03.170 --> 00:53:06.789 understand that their bodies are out there. And I don't 1173 00:53:06.829 --> 00:53:08.809 know how protective of them we can be when it 1174 00:53:08.909 --> 00:53:12.889 is something they have chosen to commodify about themselves. I 1175 00:53:12.929 --> 00:53:15.820 just have an issue. When you get in the door 1176 00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:18.059 by being hotter than me, and then once you're in 1177 00:53:18.099 --> 00:53:21.400 the door, you say, hey, why can't we all go 1178 00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:26.599 to seed? I'm like, calm down. I agree. I agree. 1179 00:53:27.730 --> 00:53:29.630 Let's talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Have 1180 00:53:29.670 --> 00:53:30.670 you watched it at all? 1181 00:53:30.769 --> 00:53:33.889 Okay, I have only seen the cultural impact of I 1182 00:53:33.929 --> 00:53:36.329 have the receipts, I have the websites. What is it? 1183 00:53:36.670 --> 00:53:37.849 Well, the stuff I want to talk to you about 1184 00:53:37.869 --> 00:53:40.250 today is just the juicy thing that came out on 1185 00:53:40.289 --> 00:53:41.150 last night's episode. 1186 00:53:41.329 --> 00:53:41.570 Okay. 1187 00:53:41.690 --> 00:53:45.320 Which is, okay, so Monica, this one at the bottom, she, 1188 00:53:45.570 --> 00:53:49.539 you know, was, she has quite a shady past. She 1189 00:53:49.579 --> 00:53:55.920 had an affair with her husband's sister's husband. Wonderful. So 1190 00:53:55.940 --> 00:54:00.599 her brother-in-law For 18 months. Then got divorced. And she 1191 00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:05.960 had a marriage before that. So she's been divorced twice, cheated, whatever. 1192 00:54:06.619 --> 00:54:10.159 Then she's got this mother. And the mother was featured 1193 00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:13.869 on the show. And they fight horribly to each other. Like, say, 1194 00:54:14.110 --> 00:54:15.989 F you and all this other, like, horrible to each 1195 00:54:16.030 --> 00:54:19.070 other on the show. And a lot of people are like, 1196 00:54:19.570 --> 00:54:22.880 and myself included, this feels very like they're acting. We 1197 00:54:22.929 --> 00:54:25.730 now know. That she set out to get on the show. 1198 00:54:25.869 --> 00:54:28.360 She made friends with Jen Shaw. She worked with Jen Shaw. 1199 00:54:28.380 --> 00:54:29.639 Oh, wait, I did see that. Yes. 1200 00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:32.039 So she set out to get on the show. She 1201 00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:36.619 started a fake account called Reality Von Teese where she 1202 00:54:36.699 --> 00:54:43.099 would share all the stuff. Now, there's another site that 1203 00:54:43.119 --> 00:54:45.639 covers all this stuff. It's called All About the Real Housewives. 1204 00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:49.889 And they just came out with an article saying, according 1205 00:54:49.909 --> 00:54:53.510 to them and allegedly... that on the reality volunteers, which 1206 00:54:53.590 --> 00:54:55.340 she ran a couple with a couple other people, they 1207 00:54:55.389 --> 00:54:58.519 released these videos of Jen Shaw treating her staff horribly, 1208 00:54:58.539 --> 00:55:01.099 screaming at them. And people were like, how did they 1209 00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:04.559 ever get those videos? Well, according to this, when she 1210 00:55:04.639 --> 00:55:07.260 went and befriended Jen Shaw and was working with her, 1211 00:55:07.860 --> 00:55:10.429 she said, you should have surveillance cameras here. And she 1212 00:55:10.530 --> 00:55:13.650 set it up, but the cameras went to her phone.

1213 00:55:14.809 --> 00:55:16.909 And that is why she had all those things to 1214 00:55:16.929 --> 00:55:21.059 then expose Jen. Because I remember corresponding with reality volunteers 1215 00:55:21.300 --> 00:55:23.679 because she was exposing how awful Jen Shah was to 1216 00:55:23.739 --> 00:55:27.039 her fashion designer and her staff and everything with these 1217 00:55:27.079 --> 00:55:30.139 videos that she was putting out there. She then hides 1218 00:55:30.179 --> 00:55:33.309 that identity, gets on the show, has her mother come 1219 00:55:33.389 --> 00:55:37.119 on the show with her. And last night. She really 1220 00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:41.000 reveals how awful the mother is. And the mother is awful. 1221 00:55:41.059 --> 00:55:43.619 She's awful, but the mother is what made her awful too. 1222 00:55:43.980 --> 00:55:46.599 The mother is one of those mothers who's totally narcissistic 1223 00:55:46.659 --> 00:55:48.119 and really jealous of her daughter. 1224 00:55:48.300 --> 00:55:51.420 So you think she's really a monster and not performing monster? 1225 00:55:51.440 --> 00:55:52.900 I think she's both. 1226 00:55:53.139 --> 00:55:53.360 Okay. 1227 00:55:53.739 --> 00:55:56.429 I think she is a monster. I think you could 1228 00:55:56.550 --> 00:55:58.570 also feel sorry for her because she does have a 1229 00:55:58.590 --> 00:56:00.889 horrible mother and she did have some bad things happen 1230 00:56:00.909 --> 00:56:05.010 to her. But the calculating and being fake to people's faces, 1231 00:56:05.070 --> 00:56:08.190 I will never forgive reality show or not. This isn't traitors. 1232 00:56:08.550 --> 00:56:10.449 This was a reality show. You're supposed to look at 1233 00:56:10.510 --> 00:56:13.050 that when you're acting like, when you're being their friend, 1234 00:56:13.070 --> 00:56:14.369 you're supposed to be their friend. 1235 00:56:14.409 --> 00:56:17.090 So just to clarify, so she went and was like, 1236 00:56:17.130 --> 00:56:19.829 you should get these cameras. Yes. And she was like. 1237 00:56:19.849 --> 00:56:20.690 According to this story. 1238 00:56:20.829 --> 00:56:22.829 And she was like, oh, where do I do that? 1239 00:56:22.929 --> 00:56:25.489 She was like, I'll set it all up. I mean, 1240 00:56:25.530 --> 00:56:30.030 that's genius. And it makes me wonder about, like, The 1241 00:56:30.070 --> 00:56:32.590 legality of it, because this person was agreeing to do 1242 00:56:32.650 --> 00:56:33.969 this with her. 1243 00:56:34.409 --> 00:56:38.010 Well, it's like, listen, anybody that's trying to be an 1244 00:56:38.030 --> 00:56:42.030 assistant to an entertainer in 2024, good fucking luck. Because 1245 00:56:42.070 --> 00:56:43.000 I literally am terrified. 1246 00:56:43.019 --> 00:56:43.780 So she was her assistant? 1247 00:56:44.340 --> 00:56:46.920 She was kind of one of her glorified assistants. 1248 00:56:46.940 --> 00:56:49.460 Do you think finding out that this woman created Reality 1249 00:56:49.480

--> 00:56:52.139 of Antis so that she could get herself on Real 1250 00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:54.820 Housewives of Salt Lake City is going to help people 1251 00:56:54.889 --> 00:56:57.230 figure out that you are Dorit doing a character? 1252 00:56:57.250 --> 00:56:57.309 No. 1253 00:56:58.500 --> 00:57:03.260 That your entire career was just Dorit establishing herself, like 1254 00:57:03.380 --> 00:57:05.650 talking about gossip and that sort of thing so she 1255 00:57:05.690 --> 00:57:07.949 could play herself up and then make it onto Real 1256 00:57:07.969 --> 00:57:09.070 Housewives of Beverly Hills. 1257 00:57:09.329 --> 00:57:11.050 You think that is what Dorit is doing? 1258 00:57:11.090 --> 00:57:14.989 I think that's who you've been for the past 30 1259 00:57:14.989 --> 00:57:18.670 years of your career was just Dorit Kemsley in a wig. 1260 00:57:18.889 --> 00:57:21.539 Yeah, whatever anybody would say, would you be on the Housewives? 1261 00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:24.900 I'm like, no, I'm too on the inside. You would 1262 00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:28.179 never hire someone that's like, So if they knew who 1263 00:57:28.260 --> 00:57:30.829 she was– what I don't like about anonymous stuff, which 1264 00:57:30.869 --> 00:57:35.789 I've said, is that by hiding behind anonymous things– and listen, 1265 00:57:35.909 --> 00:57:39.489 I follow a lot of these anonymous influencers in this 1266 00:57:39.530 --> 00:57:42.190 world and they do really good work. But you do 1267 00:57:42.250 --> 00:57:45.869 have– you're not really putting yourself out there because you 1268 00:57:45.889 --> 00:57:48.469 could be this anonymous person who's putting out all this 1269 00:57:48.489 --> 00:57:55.889 crazy info about a Dorit. And then go to an 1270 00:57:55.949 --> 00:57:59.260 event as a completely different person and make friends with 1271 00:57:59.300 --> 00:58:01.579 Dorit and maybe go to her home and maybe see 1272 00:58:01.619 --> 00:58:04.480 PK and then go back and be typing away. That's 1273 00:58:04.500 --> 00:58:05.659 why it's scary. 1274 00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:07.619 This woman needs to be working for the CIA. I 1275 00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:10.480 think she's brilliant. She should possibly be running our country. 1276 00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:15.840 I am, it's so impressive. Okay, you say that now, 1277 00:58:16.070 --> 00:58:20.469 but I think if season one or two of Beverly Hills, 1278 00:58:21.050 --> 00:58:23.750 they had come to you and said, Do you want 1279 00:58:23.769 --> 00:58:25.409 to do this? I think there was a point when. 1280 00:58:25.329 --> 00:58:27.699 Like the paths diverged where. 1281 00:58:27.380 --> 00:58:30.420 It was like you could have because like you were, 1282 00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:31.179 you had so much. 1283 00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:33.119 I was just never wealthy enough. But now they don't care. 1284 00:58:33.139 --> 00:58:34.940 This girl doesn't have any money either. Now they don't 1285 00:58:34.980 --> 00:58:36.800

care because the wealthy people are too smart to do it. 1286 00:58:36.820 --> 00:58:37.980 So they need the poor people. 1287 00:58:38.099 --> 00:58:41.389 I mean, like, let's be fair to Alex McCord. It's 1288 00:58:41.469 --> 00:58:42.630 never mattered that much. 1289 00:58:44.409 --> 00:58:47.750 OK, so then she says in the thing about her mother, 1290 00:58:48.289 --> 00:58:50.219 you know, because she said one of the sad stories 1291 00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:52.139 she said on the show was when my mom when 1292 00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:54.340 I was 12, my mom dropped me off at this 1293 00:58:54.780 --> 00:58:56.360 this family. I didn't even know who they were. They 1294 00:58:56.380 --> 00:58:59.340 weren't even relatives to watch me for like a year 1295 00:58:59.400 --> 00:59:02.440 while she went to New York for work. And I 1296 00:59:02.679 --> 00:59:04.159 was like, what is the work? Was it to be 1297 00:59:04.179 --> 00:59:06.280 a rockette? Was it to go after a rich guy? 1298 00:59:06.300 --> 00:59:08.619 I don't think it was, you know, selling IBM computers. 1299 00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:11.650 What the fuck was the work? so now today yesterday 1300 00:59:11.710 --> 00:59:14.670 she revealed to Andy yes it was to pursue a 1301 00:59:15.329 --> 00:59:19.030 you know work in television actress whatever said television and 1302 00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:21.340 so then she's like and when I went to my 1303 00:59:21.380 --> 00:59:23.519 mom's house after I did my final interview and I 1304 00:59:23.579 --> 00:59:25.219 think I bombed I didn't think I was going to 1305 00:59:25.260 --> 00:59:26.920 get it I laid on her couch I was crying 1306 00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:30.050 and she goes let's say a prayer And she's like, 1307 00:59:30.070 --> 00:59:32.929 this is what the mom says to her. Let's say 1308 00:59:32.969 --> 00:59:36.329 a prayer. And she goes, the prayer was, if Monica 1309 00:59:36.389 --> 00:59:39.400 doesn't get it, won't they give it to me? Will 1310 00:59:39.420 --> 00:59:42.440 they give it to me? And so now they're not 1311 00:59:42.500 --> 00:59:46.500 talking because the mom wasn't happy with her performance and 1312 00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:51.670 wasn't happy with. And there's video of this girl, Monica. 1313 00:59:51.789 --> 00:59:52.030 Yes. 1314 00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:55.500 Filmed a lot of her mom being horrible to her. 1315 00:59:55.699 --> 00:59:58.460 And then she would send it to Tanisha, who is 1316 00:59:58.500 --> 01:00:01.239 a hairdresser for Heather Gay, who is also one of 1317 01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:05.409 the people that have access to the Reality Von Teese Instagram. 1318 01:00:06.329 --> 01:00:08.309 And she was not big on picking up the phone. 1319 01:00:08.329 --> 01:00:10.989 She was big on doing audio messages and sending videos 1320 01:00:11.050 --> 01:00:13.670 and everything. That girl now has released it all. And 1321 01:00:13.849 --> 01:00:16.849 one of the videos she shows is the mom scolding 1322 01:00:16.889 --> 01:00:22.000 her for her performance in at this girl Angie's Easter party. 1323 01:00:22.099 --> 01:00:23.880 And she was like, you were awful. You were screaming. 1324 01:00:23.900 --> 01:00:26.159 And she's like, mom, you need to protect me. You know, 1325 01:00:26.179 --> 01:00:27.449 why are you getting mad at me? And she's like, 1326 01:00:28.300 --> 01:00:30.750 she goes, the producer said I did great. Monica says 1327 01:00:30.769 --> 01:00:32.449 to the mom, the producer said I did great. And 1328 01:00:32.489 --> 01:00:34.909 she goes, I don't care what the producer says. This 1329 01:00:34.989 --> 01:00:37.309 is not the goal of this. You're an actress. And 1330 01:00:37.349 --> 01:00:39.110 if you're going to continue on, you can't be a 1331 01:00:39.130 --> 01:00:40.989 complete asshole is what the mom was saying. The mom 1332 01:00:41.030 --> 01:00:42.949 was kind of giving her good advice. She was kind 1333 01:00:42.989 --> 01:00:45.210 of like, peel it back a little so that these 1334 01:00:45.289 --> 01:00:47.610 women like you and you continue to stay. The mom 1335 01:00:47.650 --> 01:00:50.000 knew what, the mom was a better acting coach. than 1336 01:00:50.019 --> 01:00:50.619 the producer. 1337 01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:56.539 A 45-year-old woman getting dance-mommed makes me thrilled. I do think. 1338 01:00:56.559 --> 01:00:59.500 I don't think she's 45. If she listens to this, 1339 01:00:59.519 --> 01:01:02.159 I'll probably think she's most angry about it. 1340 01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:05.519 The thing is, as a fan of Survivor, watching how 1341 01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:09.630 the show has evolved over the years is fascinating. Watching 1342 01:01:09.730 --> 01:01:15.550 how housewife shows evolved with things like Jill Zarin figuring 1343 01:01:15.630 --> 01:01:18.289 out that you could call a gossip columnist and get 1344 01:01:18.329 --> 01:01:24.320 something Like, watching the shows gently turn into traitors is 1345 01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:25.139 like three-dimensional. 1346 01:01:25.159 --> 01:01:26.699 It really kind of is, and I think we don't, 1347 01:01:27.900 --> 01:01:30.820 I don't know. It made the season good, so it's like, 1348 01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:33.000 this is, it is what it is. I'm not going 1349 01:01:33.019 --> 01:01:35.019 to say what I want, who I, I never want 1350 01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:37.739 to say, like, this person should come back or not 1351 01:01:37.780 --> 01:01:40.320 come back or whatever. I think it would be pretty 1352 01:01:40.460 --> 01:01:42.440 inauthentic if she came back and they had to act 1353 01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:43.480 like they could be her friend. 1354 01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:46.519 But you want that, like, you do want that core 1355 01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:49.829 of authenticity. The fact that, like, Ramona was so old 1356 01:01:49.909 --> 01:01:52.909 school that you always knew that at the end of 1357 01:01:52.929 --> 01:01:55.389 the day, even if she was mad

at Sonia, she 1358 01:01:55.489 --> 01:01:58.230 liked being friends with, like, just you want to have 1359 01:01:58.269 --> 01:02:00.320 those friendships that feel real. 1360 01:02:00.340 --> 01:02:03.340 Those friendships are deep. It's like they can be jealous 1361 01:02:03.380 --> 01:02:04.920 of each other and they can be like, you're annoying. 1362 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:07.980 But like, yeah, they're, you know, somebody gets sick in 1363 01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:10.079 the family, someone dies, they're going to be there, like, 1364 01:02:10.500 --> 01:02:10.739 you know. 1365 01:02:11.489 --> 01:02:15.380 Do you think that Dorit feels lost since Kyle became 1366 01:02:15.420 --> 01:02:16.079 a lesbian? 1367 01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:17.659 What I want to just finish this. Then we're going 1368 01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:19.019 to get into Beverly Hills. We're getting into Beverly Hills. 1369 01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:22.360 So anyway, that was revealed. The mom is a piece 1370 01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:23.079 of shit also. 1371 01:02:23.260 --> 01:02:23.519 Okay. 1372 01:02:23.900 --> 01:02:26.050 So then this is also a piece of shit, mom. 1373 01:02:26.150 --> 01:02:30.969 This is Blac Chyna's mom. Blac Chyna's ex-boyfriend said that 1374 01:02:31.010 --> 01:02:35.289 the mom was sending him DMs saying, Blac Chyna, my daughter, 1375 01:02:35.409 --> 01:02:39.030 is jealous of my natural better body than Blac Chyna 1376 01:02:39.110 --> 01:02:40.690 and was sending him like sexy DMs. 1377 01:02:41.840 --> 01:02:43.099 Things. Wonderful. 1378 01:02:43.960 --> 01:02:45.760 So I just thought there was a real connection between 1379 01:02:45.820 --> 01:02:46.840 Monica and her mom. 1380 01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:47.420 Yes. 1381 01:02:47.619 --> 01:02:49.940 And then there's a version of it here. And I 1382 01:02:49.980 --> 01:02:52.699 just think, my God, these women are not going to 1383 01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:54.820 have a good Mother's Day this year. 1384 01:02:54.880 --> 01:02:56.719 I mean, it's really hard. You want people to be 1385 01:02:56.820 --> 01:03:02.550 able to support their children. Like, do you think if 1386 01:03:02.610 --> 01:03:05.309 your daughter ended up on a reality show, you would 1387 01:03:05.329 --> 01:03:07.090 be able to have a healthy sense of distance or 1388 01:03:07.309 --> 01:03:09.050 would you try to put yourself into it as much 1389 01:03:09.090 --> 01:03:09.590 as possible? 1390 01:03:09.610 --> 01:03:12.619 Well, I would just be in it when she wants 1391 01:03:12.659 --> 01:03:14.559 me to be in it. You know, like I say 1392 01:03:14.579 --> 01:03:16.179 that too when people are like, will you be part 1393 01:03:16.199 --> 01:03:18.500 of my reality show? I'm like, throw me around in 1394 01:03:18.539 --> 01:03:20.239 the room. I will come to your party. 1395 01:03:20.340 --> 01:03:20.659 Yes. 1396 01:03:21.019 --> 01:03:22.940 I don't think I want to like sign up for 1397 01:03:22.980 --> 01:03:25.039 a real thing, but you know, you never know. But anyway, 1398 01:03:25.139 --> 01:03:26.420 I want to just say one more thing. The photo 1399 01:03:26.440 --> 01:03:30.010 that's not featured here is Mary. Mary is a cult 1400 01:03:30.050 --> 01:03:34.690 leader that married her step grandfather and had a child 1401 01:03:34.750 --> 01:03:37.360 with him. And she was in the first part of 1402 01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:39.659 the season in which she just told everybody straight to 1403 01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:43.099 their face, like, I hate you. You're awful. I don't 1404 01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:45.300 want to be here. Don't sit next to me. Get 1405 01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:48.380 away from me, little girl. She was like always awful 1406 01:03:48.420 --> 01:03:51.940 to everybody. So then we now know they just stopped 1407 01:03:51.980 --> 01:03:52.840 inviting her to shit. 1408 01:03:52.900 --> 01:03:53.179 Yeah. 1409 01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:57.179 So she comes in and now she's like, they're like, 1410 01:03:57.239 --> 01:04:01.309 who do you like, Mary? And she's like, I like 1411 01:04:01.849 --> 01:04:07.349 Monica because she's pretty. I don't like you, Heather. And 1412 01:04:07.530 --> 01:04:10.079 Heather's like, well, you said I look like I was inbred. 1413 01:04:10.659 --> 01:04:12.880 And she goes, well, you do. But you said a 1414 01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:16.400 mean thing about my house. And he's like, wait, what 1415 01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:18.719 she said about your decorated house is worse than what 1416 01:04:18.739 --> 01:04:21.550 you said saying that she was inbred? She's like, yes, 1417 01:04:21.590 --> 01:04:24.349 I do think it's worse. And I'm like, I'm like 1418 01:04:24.429 --> 01:04:27.030 the fact that everybody's sitting on this couch. Nobody is 1419 01:04:27.070 --> 01:04:30.480 like you ran a cult and you live in a 1420 01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:34.659 house with millions and millions of dollars of goods that 1421 01:04:34.699 --> 01:04:38.840 you got from your poor, dumb people that you convinced 1422 01:04:38.860 --> 01:04:41.099 that you were the second coming of Jesus Christ who 1423 01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:45.199 gave you money, who you then bought designer crap with. 1424 01:04:45.619 --> 01:04:49.079 And now you're sitting here. Like, I just am like, 1425 01:04:49.300 --> 01:04:52.099 I don't, I mean, she is weird. She's entertaining. But, like, 1426 01:04:52.570 --> 01:04:54.050 the fact that no one brings up the fact that 1427 01:04:54.070 --> 01:04:59.369 she's running a corrupt church for her own gain is 1428 01:04:59.449 --> 01:05:01.550 so weird that no one will say that on stage. 1429 01:05:01.710 --> 01:05:05.030 I mean, like, but I do kind of also understand 1430 01:05:05.590 --> 01:05:07.559 not wanting to go after those things that are at 1431 01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:09.800 the core of someone. Like, if you do have any 1432 01:05:09.860 --> 01:05:13.639 regard for someone, understanding, like, like, there are just aspects 1433

01:05:13.699 --> 01:05:15.719 of people that are so fundamental to them that you're like, oh, 1434 01:05:15.719 --> 01:05:20.340 I'm not going there. You know, it's like if I 1435 01:05:20.380 --> 01:05:22.940 were friends with the president of France, like it would 1436 01:05:22.980 --> 01:05:25.079 be totally crazy. Even if I got in a fight 1437 01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:26.920 with him, I wouldn't bring up the fact that his 1438 01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:28.900 wife molested him when he was in high school. 1439 01:05:32.139 --> 01:05:34.260 The fact that we don't talk more about that the 1440 01:05:34.389 --> 01:05:38.590 current president of France is married to his teacher who 1441 01:05:38.630 --> 01:05:40.750 was his drama teacher, right? 1442 01:05:40.829 --> 01:05:41.449 I'm not sure. 1443 01:05:41.630 --> 01:05:41.849 Yes. 1444 01:05:41.949 --> 01:05:44.489 It was a drama teacher. He was 15. She was 40. 1445 01:05:44.489 --> 01:05:45.590 She was married with kids. 1446 01:05:45.630 --> 01:05:45.829 Yes. 1447 01:05:46.369 --> 01:05:48.090 They fully had an affair. 1448 01:05:48.110 --> 01:05:50.670 Have they seen May, December? Have they seen May, December 1449 01:05:50.710 --> 01:05:51.530 is my question. 1450 01:05:52.760 --> 01:05:56.199 For people that don't know, they fully, and people get mad. Yes, 1451 01:05:56.239 --> 01:05:58.539 it wasn't an affair because he wasn't, he was, I've 1452 01:05:58.579 --> 01:06:01.360 said this before, an affair. It's not an affair. She 1453 01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:02.099 molested him. 1454 01:06:02.159 --> 01:06:02.360 Okay. 1455 01:06:02.380 --> 01:06:02.599 Great. 1456 01:06:03.079 --> 01:06:05.570 They, he went off to college. 1457 01:06:05.739 --> 01:06:05.989 Yes. 1458 01:06:06.150 --> 01:06:08.349 And she since has talked a little bit about, and 1459 01:06:08.429 --> 01:06:10.989 she got divorced and she was definitely thought he would 1460 01:06:11.090 --> 01:06:14.210 find young girls in college and never, but after college, 1461 01:06:14.250 --> 01:06:15.130 he came back to her. 1462 01:06:15.250 --> 01:06:15.510 Yes. 1463 01:06:15.860 --> 01:06:23.070 And now he's like 45 and she's like 67 or something. But, 1464 01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:25.650 I mean, seems to have worked out for you. 1465 01:06:25.670 --> 01:06:28.570 She's the first lady of France. He became the president 1466 01:06:28.590 --> 01:06:29.769 of France when he was crazy young. 1467 01:06:30.460 --> 01:06:33.260 I just don't get it. It's crazy that people don't 1468 01:06:33.380 --> 01:06:36.219 freak out more about it. It's insane. How are the 1469 01:06:36.260 --> 01:06:40.340 French people walking around not... Do they not have debates? 1470 01:06:40.590 --> 01:06:43.369 Do you imagine if Donald Trump was debating him and 1471 01:06:44.070 --> 01:06:46.690 didn't bring up the fact that his wife. 1472 01:06:46.949 --> 01:06:47.409 But also. 1473 01:06:47.530 --> 01:06:47.809 I think. 1474 01:06:48.489 --> 01:06:50.449 I don't know what their age of consent is, but 1475 01:06:50.489 --> 01:06:52.949 I think they have a cultural idea that a man 1476 01:06:53.010 --> 01:06:56.070 who is a teenager... has like full sexual agency, which 1477 01:06:56.250 --> 01:06:56.829 I don't agree with. 1478 01:06:56.849 --> 01:06:59.929 But still it was a teacher situation. And she was married, 1479 01:06:59.949 --> 01:07:01.590 so it was like a triple strike. 1480 01:07:01.929 --> 01:07:03.070 Have you seen May, December yet? 1481 01:07:03.110 --> 01:07:03.489 Yes. 1482 01:07:03.630 --> 01:07:06.369 Okay, like I just hope they watch May, December and 1483 01:07:06.389 --> 01:07:09.329 then they have a moment like Charlie Melton and Julianne 1484 01:07:09.369 --> 01:07:11.829 Moore where he gets to say like, maybe I wasn't 1485 01:07:11.989 --> 01:07:12.989 in control of myself. 1486 01:07:13.010 --> 01:07:16.699 That's what he's like. And then she's like, you were, 1487 01:07:17.030 --> 01:07:20.739 say it, you were. Who was in control? Who was 1488 01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:21.420 in control? 1489 01:07:21.719 --> 01:07:21.960 Yeah. 1490 01:07:22.000 --> 01:07:22.679 Who hit on me? 1491 01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:27.900 You saw that that was from actual footage of Mary 1492 01:07:27.940 --> 01:07:28.639 Kay Letourneau. 1493 01:07:28.659 --> 01:07:30.880 Yes, when she was like, I remember that because I 1494 01:07:30.900 --> 01:07:34.239 was obsessed with that story, Mary Kay Letourneau. And she 1495 01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:37.940 was like, he was the aggressor. When he slept over 1496 01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:41.500 as my son's friend in the sixth grade and I 1497 01:07:41.559 --> 01:07:43.019 went down to get an ice water and he was 1498 01:07:43.059 --> 01:07:45.599 sleeping on the couch, he was the aggressor is what 1499 01:07:45.659 --> 01:07:46.139 she says. 1500 01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:46.659 Jesus Christ. 1501 01:07:46.679 --> 01:07:51.579 Amazing. Amazing. But he's around, she's dead now, Mary Kay. 1502 01:07:52.139 --> 01:07:55.119 And he's like hurt by this, okay, so there are 1503 01:07:55.139 --> 01:07:57.739 people who are like, should they have made this movie 1504 01:07:57.920 --> 01:07:59.820 considering that there is a victim out there and you're 1505 01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:04.449 sort of like re-traumatizing this person? Right. Or like what everyone, 1506 01:08:04.929 --> 01:08:07.510 what the screenwriter has said is like, it's like inspired 1507 01:08:07.550 --> 01:08:09.309 by this thing that was in our culture. It's not 1508 01:08:09.369 --> 01:08:12.889 about this particular situation. Do you think it is wrong 1509 01:08:12.949 --> 01:08:15.670 for them to do this and not consult him or 1510 01:08:15.730 --> 01:08:19.619 talk to him at all? Or do you think... it's 1511 01:08:20.300 --> 01:08:20.779 fair game. 1512 01:08:23.659 --> 01:08:27.329 Well, I guess it, if you consult him, then you 1513 01:08:27.350 --> 01:08:29.909 kind of got to take his two cents and give 1514

01:08:29.949 --> 01:08:32.510 him money. So I can see why they didn't, but 1515 01:08:32.550 --> 01:08:34.189 it is, it is kind of shitty. But at the 1516 01:08:34.250 --> 01:08:38.520 same time, I think he's, I don't know. He's made 1517 01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:39.920 money off of it. What would you do? 1518 01:08:39.960 --> 01:08:42.439 I think the most important part of the movie, May, December, 1519 01:08:42.539 --> 01:08:45.659 are there are two B shots of the pool being 1520 01:08:45.739 --> 01:08:48.859 shitty and then the pool being refinished. Just to remind you, 1521 01:08:49.270 --> 01:08:51.800 that she got 10 to 20 grand off of letting 1522 01:08:51.859 --> 01:08:55.720 Natalie Portman come and job shadow her. And that's like- Right, I. 1523 01:08:55.659 --> 01:08:57.409 Wrote you about that. I was like, how are they 1524 01:08:57.489 --> 01:08:59.649 rich and living on this island? And I thought that 1525 01:08:59.670 --> 01:09:02.460 was kind of interesting that they like had waterfront property. 1526 01:09:02.579 --> 01:09:05.960 And I was like, because the real couple, when I was, 1527 01:09:05.979 --> 01:09:09.180 I remember I was doing a show at Bellevue Comedy 1528 01:09:09.220 --> 01:09:14.670 Club in Washington State near Seattle. And then later in 1529 01:09:14.689 --> 01:09:17.210 the week, he was going to be a DJ and 1530 01:09:17.229 --> 01:09:19.090 it was hot for teacher night. And she was going 1531 01:09:19.109 --> 01:09:22.260 to come And the poster was her in a schoolgirl 1532 01:09:22.340 --> 01:09:26.000 outfit and him. So they were like hustling this still 1533 01:09:26.020 --> 01:09:27.260 like 10 years ago. 1534 01:09:27.300 --> 01:09:29.779 Yes, the notion of this trauma that is still something 1535 01:09:29.800 --> 01:09:32.470 that you profit from is just so creepy and weird. 1536 01:09:32.510 --> 01:09:33.369 What else are you going. 1537 01:09:33.270 --> 01:09:33.970 To do, though? 1538 01:09:33.989 --> 01:09:36.909 What else are you going to do? Okay, so you 1539 01:09:36.930 --> 01:09:38.750 were talking a little bit about Beverly Hills and you 1540 01:09:38.770 --> 01:09:42.069 wanted to ask me about Kyle and Morgan. 1541 01:09:42.649 --> 01:09:46.739 Yes. Like, I personally think that the real victim here, yes, is... 1542 01:09:47.579 --> 01:09:50.039 Kyle's marriage breaking up does affect her children, but I 1543 01:09:50.100 --> 01:09:55.279 think Dorit no longer having best Jewish couple friends is 1544 01:09:55.520 --> 01:09:58.159 really hard, and I think it hurts her place on 1545 01:09:58.199 --> 01:09:58.579 the show. 1546 01:09:58.939 --> 01:10:03.380 Well, recently, Kyle did an Amazon Live. 1547 01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:03.859 Yes. 1548 01:10:04.430 --> 01:10:06.909 Which is, she's supposed to be selling products, but basically 1549 01:10:06.930 --> 01:10:09.850 she just spills tea. I don't really understand how it works. Anyways, 1550 01:10:09.890 --> 01:10:13.090 of course somebody asked, and she said, well, Dorit said that, 1551 01:10:13.130 --> 01:10:15.130 you know, we went on all these trips together. 1552 01:10:15.149 --> 01:10:15.289 We.... 1553 01:10:16.840 --> 01:10:21.149 Went on one trip as a foursome like three years ago, 1554 01:10:21.699 --> 01:10:24.170 and all the other trips that she mentioned and showed 1555 01:10:24.229 --> 01:10:28.069 photos of were from cast trips. So she kind of 1556 01:10:28.149 --> 01:10:30.270 was being a little mean to Dorit. She's like, I 1557 01:10:30.310 --> 01:10:33.600 love Dorit, but come on. She's pushing down that Dorit 1558 01:10:33.689 --> 01:10:36.180 is feeling like we're no longer close, and we really 1559 01:10:36.220 --> 01:10:38.680 were close even when the cameras weren't around. And she's like, 1560 01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:42.899 were we that close? I have gone back and forth 1561 01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:49.949 on her and Morgan's relationship. And it is literally like this. 1562 01:10:50.149 --> 01:10:52.779 I'm like, it's real, it's not real. It's for PR, 1563 01:10:52.859 --> 01:10:55.880 it's to promote the thing. Maybe they fingered once, but 1564 01:10:55.920 --> 01:11:01.140 they aren't anymore. Now, I take it back. I do 1565 01:11:01.180 --> 01:11:01.899 think they're a couple. 1566 01:11:02.279 --> 01:11:05.319 I think it lines up with all of the goofy, 1567 01:11:05.420 --> 01:11:10.000 like the core goofinesses of Kyle's identity. Kyle crying because 1568 01:11:10.060 --> 01:11:13.119 people didn't like the hat store. And did you see 1569 01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:16.960 the Instagram of, Rihanna liked her hat store in Aspen. 1570 01:11:17.039 --> 01:11:17.579 Yeah. 1571 01:11:17.619 --> 01:11:19.960 Like I was, I was so happy for Kyle, but 1572 01:11:20.020 --> 01:11:24.020 like this and look, we've, we've all known some late 1573 01:11:24.039 --> 01:11:26.340 in life lesbians in our lives. And I do think 1574 01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:26.779 it is. 1575 01:11:26.859 --> 01:11:28.140 Some that were waiting to come out. 1576 01:11:28.260 --> 01:11:28.560 Yes. 1577 01:11:28.779 --> 01:11:29.020 Yes. 1578 01:11:29.420 --> 01:11:32.399 But I think for her, like, I think that this 1579 01:11:32.460 --> 01:11:36.359 was like potential bisexuality that was always there. And I 1580 01:11:36.420 --> 01:11:41.060 think just men take women for granted, especially over 35 1581 01:11:41.060 --> 01:11:45.510 or 40. And like, Having somebody who really appreciates you 1582 01:11:45.590 --> 01:11:49.550 and really takes care of you is very appealing in 1583 01:11:49.590 --> 01:11:54.180 its way. I just, look, Dorit is my favorite Beverly 1584 01:11:54.199 --> 01:11:55.220 Hills housewife, but. 1585 01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:57.800 She is built- Thank you, Guy. So many people have 1586 01:11:57.840 --> 01:12:00.800 seemed to have lost interest in what I'm really truly about. 1587 01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:03.699 I think she is running on fumes right now. Her 1588 01:12:03.819 -->

01:12:06.970 identity for two to three seasons has been, I'm Kyle's 1589 01:12:07.010 --> 01:12:09.729 best friend, and now Kyle doesn't want her to be 1590 01:12:09.770 --> 01:12:11.880 her best friend. And there was a moment in this 1591 01:12:11.939 --> 01:12:14.720 season when it seemed like Crystal Kung Minkoff was going 1592 01:12:14.760 --> 01:12:17.300 to attempt to dislodge her jaw and eat Kyle and 1593 01:12:18.199 --> 01:12:21.319 eat Dorit. And I was like, wonderful. Let there be 1594 01:12:21.420 --> 01:12:23.619 a little fight before there is the big fight between 1595 01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:23.960 the people. 1596 01:12:23.979 --> 01:12:27.520 Are we scared that this could be Dorit's last run? 1597 01:12:27.659 --> 01:12:29.680 I'm really, really worried about it. 1598 01:12:30.060 --> 01:12:32.220 I am too. For the first time, even though they 1599 01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:34.439 had a good therapy session where they're talking about how 1600 01:12:34.460 --> 01:12:37.180 he's like, you're not the happy, you know, you were 1601 01:12:37.279 --> 01:12:39.840 so excited, which I was like, Yeah, they do a 1602 01:12:39.859 --> 01:12:44.060 therapy session. He's like, she was so enthusiastic and everything 1603 01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:47.359 in the beginning. Well, 10 years ago, he was this 1604 01:12:47.479 --> 01:12:50.180 older rich guy and she was this young girl that 1605 01:12:50.359 --> 01:12:53.810 didn't have an English accent and had a different face. 1606 01:12:53.819 --> 01:12:57.149 And he let her spend and spend and spend. And 1607 01:12:57.670 --> 01:13:01.829 now she's not impressed with a pretty woman evening. She's not. 1608 01:13:02.310 --> 01:13:04.989 And it's like, well, that's what happens. Guys get a 1609 01:13:05.029 --> 01:13:07.479 young girl. And they're so excited that the guy bought 1610 01:13:07.500 --> 01:13:09.840 them a pair of shoes that they're going to prance 1611 01:13:09.880 --> 01:13:12.699 around in them and tell all their friends. And their 1612 01:13:12.720 --> 01:13:15.739 50-year-old first wife wasn't that excited about any gift the 1613 01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:19.350 guy got them. But then that young girl eventually becomes 1614 01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:23.090 just like wife one and is no longer impressed with you. 1615 01:13:23.109 --> 01:13:24.270 And that's all it is. 1616 01:13:24.289 --> 01:13:27.470 Kyle can get away with a season of just doing 1617 01:13:28.050 --> 01:13:31.970 light comedy in family scenes. There's nobody else who can 1618 01:13:32.010 --> 01:13:34.489 get away with a full season of just doing light 1619 01:13:34.529 --> 01:13:38.449 comedy in family scenes. And I really hope that Dorit 1620 01:13:38.479 --> 01:13:42.079 gets another season. And I don't think she will. But 1621 01:13:42.119 --> 01:13:47.060 if Dorit attempted to take down Crystal or the new girl. 1622 01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:48.300 What's the new girl's name? 1623 01:13:48.899 --> 01:13:49.239 Anne-Marie.

1624 01:13:49.260 --> 01:13:53.930 Anne-Marie. If she really attempted to Lucy Lucy Apple Juice 1625 01:13:53.989 --> 01:13:55.090 one of them. Yeah. 1626 01:13:55.250 --> 01:13:55.529 Like. 1627 01:13:56.449 --> 01:13:58.529 I would be thrilled by that. I think that that 1628 01:13:58.550 --> 01:14:01.670 would be good television. I think if she could properly 1629 01:14:01.850 --> 01:14:06.970 stay out of the sights of Garcelle or Sutton, she 1630 01:14:07.010 --> 01:14:10.930 could be really fun B-stories on a lot of shows. 1631 01:14:11.090 --> 01:14:13.789 So do you think Kyle and Morgan Wade are going 1632 01:14:13.810 --> 01:14:17.380 to be the reality version of Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor, 1633 01:14:17.979 --> 01:14:21.340 the May-December lesbian relationship that's been going on for at 1634 01:14:21.399 --> 01:14:22.140 least 10 years? 1635 01:14:22.300 --> 01:14:26.779 Not at all. I respect... Sarah Paulson and her relationships 1636 01:14:27.100 --> 01:14:30.979 so much they are the fucking classiest Holland Taylor of 1637 01:14:31.100 --> 01:14:35.199 course Cherry Jones yes and looking at Sarah Paulson I 1638 01:14:35.239 --> 01:14:38.239 don't know when you look at Kyle being around Morgan 1639 01:14:38.260 --> 01:14:43.329 Wade I am just like she's I think truly enraptured. 1640 01:14:43.270 --> 01:14:45.750 I'm gonna make you love my first of all I 1641 01:14:45.989 --> 01:14:49.069 hate her so much I don't I actually like the 1642 01:14:49.109 --> 01:14:51.670 song that she played at the memorial though that song 1643 01:14:51.689 --> 01:14:57.439 had nothing to do with your friend dying But I, 1644 01:14:57.659 --> 01:15:02.850 you know, I also think girls do steal style from 1645 01:15:03.229 --> 01:15:04.670 their girlfriends and boyfriends. 1646 01:15:04.710 --> 01:15:04.989 Yes. 1647 01:15:05.149 --> 01:15:08.270 How many times has, you know, look at Kourtney Kardashian 1648 01:15:08.310 --> 01:15:12.560 becoming a punker. Like it happens at every age. You know, 1649 01:15:12.619 --> 01:15:14.359 it could totally happen. So I do think. 1650 01:15:14.399 --> 01:15:18.829 But also lesbian couple merging is it's stronger. Like it 1651 01:15:18.949 --> 01:15:21.090 is like losing sense of boundaries. 1652 01:15:21.109 --> 01:15:23.989 Because it's a double. It's your girlfriend, your best friend, 1653 01:15:24.029 --> 01:15:26.449 who's now you're sharing clothes with and style, but you're 1654 01:15:26.569 --> 01:15:29.310 also in love with them. So it's like a double 1655 01:15:29.510 --> 01:15:32.470 emerging of a thing. And so I do think she's 1656 01:15:32.510 --> 01:15:36.270 just enjoying that style. She's sober like Morgan. She's fit 1657 01:15:36.329 --> 01:15:39.449 like Morgan. Now she's getting into Morgan's music. She's doing 1658 01:15:39.510 --> 01:15:43.649 her documentary. She's done with, she's like had an awakening. 1659 01:15:44.409 --> 01:15:47.859 And I do think, but this is what I was thinking. 1660 01:15:48.170 --> 01:15:51.430 I think once she breaks up with Morgan, if they 1661 01:15:51.510 --> 01:15:55.170 don't end up their days together, I don't think she'll 1662 01:15:55.189 --> 01:15:57.630 have another lesbian relationship. I think she'll go back to 1663 01:15:57.670 --> 01:15:59.810 being with either Mauricio or another guy. 1664 01:15:59.829 --> 01:16:00.789 She'll go back to Mauricio. 1665 01:16:01.010 --> 01:16:01.149 Yeah. 1666 01:16:01.189 --> 01:16:03.090 Okay. I think the thing is, is like, this is 1667 01:16:03.130 --> 01:16:06.149 not a situation. This is not a situation where like 1668 01:16:07.090 --> 01:16:13.529 a high functioning service lesbian came, like a service top 1669 01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:15.750 lesbian who is like, I'm going to be in control, 1670 01:16:15.789 --> 01:16:18.470 but for you. Came to where Kyle was. She made 1671 01:16:18.550 --> 01:16:22.270 Kyle pick up everything and move everything. And, like, Kyle 1672 01:16:22.310 --> 01:16:24.909 doesn't want to be sober. Kyle doesn't, you know, she 1673 01:16:24.949 --> 01:16:27.569 wants to be a little bit fit. But, like, I 1674 01:16:27.630 --> 01:16:29.890 really do think that this is something she'll do for 1675 01:16:29.989 --> 01:16:33.229 an exquisite 18 months. And then I think she will 1676 01:16:33.270 --> 01:16:36.850 find out about Morgan having strayed a little bit in 1677 01:16:36.930 --> 01:16:41.329 some way. And then, like, it'll be a journey out 1678 01:16:41.369 --> 01:16:43.270 of that and then a journey back to Mauricio. 1679 01:16:43.329 --> 01:16:43.590 Because. 1680 01:16:44.289 --> 01:16:44.710 Or Morgan. 1681 01:16:46.939 --> 01:16:49.819 We'll just kind of go out of her. Just like, 1682 01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:51.699 you know, like I'm kind of over this and I 1683 01:16:51.739 --> 01:16:54.060 got what I needed out of it. I don't know. 1684 01:16:54.119 --> 01:16:58.010 Right now they're very close. They spent her birthday together 1685 01:16:58.020 --> 01:17:01.430 in Mexico. They're walking around in similar outfits. 1686 01:17:01.750 --> 01:17:03.789 Okay. The other way I think this could go is 1687 01:17:04.630 --> 01:17:06.630 Kyle gets brought into, and one of the things that's 1688 01:17:06.649 --> 01:17:10.550 hard about this is like becoming a lesbian involves merging 1689 01:17:10.649 --> 01:17:13.859 into this, like potentially this larger world of female friendship 1690 01:17:14.180 --> 01:17:16.590 that isn't any of these ladies that we love. But 1691 01:17:16.609 --> 01:17:19.569 I think if she goes to some lesbian parties and 1692 01:17:19.630 --> 01:17:23.170 then one of Morgan's friends or one of Morgan's ex-girlfriends 1693 01:17:23.649 --> 01:17:26.770 makes a play at her, that is the only step 1694 01:17:26.890 --> 01:17:29.609 up the ladder of lesbianism I think that she makes. 1695 01:17:29.670 --> 01:17:32.350 Would be if, let's be honest, a higher ranking, more 1696 01:17:32.409 --> 01:17:37.550

powerful lesbian, like if one of Jodie Foster's exes was 1697 01:17:37.710 --> 01:17:40.789 at a party and was like, hey Kyle, I really 1698 01:17:40.829 --> 01:17:42.930 love you on the show. I think that that could happen. 1699 01:17:42.949 --> 01:17:44.630 But I don't think that's ever going to happen because 1700 01:17:44.670 --> 01:17:48.149 a real power lesbian... is not going to be interested 1701 01:17:48.350 --> 01:17:49.729 in a Kyle type, do you think? 1702 01:17:50.069 --> 01:17:54.289 I think, like, they, like, for some of them, the 1703 01:17:54.350 --> 01:17:57.449 notion of having a status wife, the notion of being 1704 01:17:57.470 --> 01:18:01.579 a husband, like, I think that there are LA power 1705 01:18:01.600 --> 01:18:06.000 lesbians who would like the appeal of being a Mauricio 1706 01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:09.380 or a PK on this show. You know, like, I 1707 01:18:09.420 --> 01:18:11.960 show up, I make her happy, and then I go off, 1708 01:18:12.079 --> 01:18:13.800 and that's my place in this world. 1709 01:18:13.819 --> 01:18:16.779 Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. 1710 01:18:16.979 --> 01:18:19.289 Okay, but also, no, before we move on, do you 1711 01:18:19.310 --> 01:18:20.869 think Sutton overplayed her hand this season? 1712 01:18:22.489 --> 01:18:24.989 No. What do you mean overplayed her hand? 1713 01:18:25.489 --> 01:18:26.810 Just being her. 1714 01:18:27.449 --> 01:18:28.949 Acting like the PTSD thing? 1715 01:18:29.029 --> 01:18:32.539 Making everything about her and being so aggressive and kind 1716 01:18:32.579 --> 01:18:35.979 of putting herself into a situation where even Garcelle wasn't 1717 01:18:36.020 --> 01:18:37.239 excited about defending her. 1718 01:18:39.960 --> 01:18:41.800 Yeah, I mean, I just think there's seasons where there 1719 01:18:41.819 --> 01:18:43.680 just isn't that much going on with you. 1720 01:18:43.819 --> 01:18:44.140 Yes. 1721 01:18:44.779 --> 01:18:44.930 And. 1722 01:18:45.600 --> 01:18:47.800 You know, and you are like, uh, I, and I 1723 01:18:47.840 --> 01:18:50.819 don't think she's over the, whatever happened that night. I 1724 01:18:50.859 --> 01:18:52.960 think that she is freaked out about it and she 1725 01:18:53.060 --> 01:18:55.659 is going to use it for sympathy and he's over it. 1726 01:18:55.760 --> 01:19:00.229 He's tired of it. Um, about the robbery because he's like, well, 1727 01:19:00.770 --> 01:19:03.050 you know, you weren't hurt. 1728 01:19:03.109 --> 01:19:03.949 I'm talking about Sutton. 1729 01:19:04.670 --> 01:19:05.329 Oh, Sutton. 1730 01:19:05.369 --> 01:19:05.550 Sorry. 1731 01:19:05.569 --> 01:19:08.810 I thought I said to read. Um, Sutton with, oh 1732 01:19:08.829 --> 01:19:12.010 my God, let's just talk about the bad acting at 1733 01:19:12.909 --> 01:19:18.189 the casting of her dates. They're all former actors. I 1734 01:19:18.210 --> 01:19:20.789 feel like I'm watching Million Dollar Listing, which I'm going 1735 01:19:20.810 --> 01:19:23.850 to get to right here. Million Dollar, not listing, Million 1736 01:19:23.869 --> 01:19:25.630 Dollar Matchmaker. This is Patty. 1737 01:19:25.649 --> 01:19:26.609 The amazing Patty Stanger. 1738 01:19:26.710 --> 01:19:29.090 This is Patty now. And I've been friends with her 1739 01:19:29.130 --> 01:19:34.279 for a long time. And I know since... Now Netflix 1740 01:19:34.300 --> 01:19:36.279 just bought the show and I couldn't believe it. So 1741 01:19:36.319 --> 01:19:38.020 I went back and was watching it from 2011. And 1742 01:19:39.510 --> 01:19:43.250 I just want to say her work on her face 1743 01:19:44.329 --> 01:19:46.949 is so good to think that in this day and age, 1744 01:19:46.989 --> 01:19:49.649 you could be cuter and hotter at 60 than you 1745 01:19:49.689 --> 01:19:53.520 were at like 43 is why it's great to be 1746 01:19:53.560 --> 01:19:54.260 born today. 1747 01:19:54.279 --> 01:19:55.939 Do you know her well enough to find out the 1748 01:19:55.960 --> 01:19:57.640 name of the doctors? 1749 01:19:58.140 --> 01:19:59.600 Oh, I'm sure she would tell me. She told me 1750 01:19:59.619 --> 01:20:02.539 she got her teeth done. So that's a big, big difference. 1751 01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:04.899 She always had full lips, but I think she had 1752 01:20:04.920 --> 01:20:06.800 her full. This is what I think. I think she just, 1753 01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:08.859 I think she had her nose done. And I think 1754 01:20:08.899 --> 01:20:12.460 she got jaw filler and cheekbones because I'm watching the 1755 01:20:12.500 --> 01:20:14.920 show and she didn't have that. So what? And then 1756 01:20:14.939 --> 01:20:17.880 she lost weight and she looks amazing. Looks fucking amazing 1757 01:20:17.899 --> 01:20:18.779 because this was her. 1758 01:20:18.810 --> 01:20:19.470 Yeah. 1759 01:20:20.250 --> 01:20:22.869 And she, where are these two people? So she had 1760 01:20:22.890 --> 01:20:27.270 these two for million dollar matchmaking. For those that don't know, 1761 01:20:27.329 --> 01:20:29.289 it was one of the first Bravo shows. It was 1762 01:20:29.449 --> 01:20:33.670 on for years and she would, I meet my millionaires. 1763 01:20:33.729 --> 01:20:36.890 And she put people. It was all very produced and 1764 01:20:36.949 --> 01:20:40.310 cast and everything. Okay. I don't think any two people 1765 01:20:40.329 --> 01:20:43.029 that met on the show ever ended up together. But 1766 01:20:43.210 --> 01:20:45.350 outside of that, she claimed that she really did have 1767 01:20:45.399 --> 01:20:50.300 matches that ended up together. So for some reason, she 1768 01:20:50.359 --> 01:20:54.180 had this couple that looked like they run a tattoo parlor. 1769 01:20:54.199 --> 01:20:55.079 It was ridiculous. 1770 01:20:55.140 --> 01:20:59.789 It made no sense why she had them. And then 1771 01:20:59.829 --> 01:21:03.010 they sit around and talk about these girls' styles, that 1772 01:21:03.029 --> 01:21:06.270 their dress doesn't fit, and that nobody likes a redhead.

1773 01:21:06.310 --> 01:21:10.210 And I'm like, this is what we're talking about? These 1774 01:21:10.229 --> 01:21:10.750 two people? 1775 01:21:10.909 --> 01:21:15.239 It was the magnificent ridiculousness of a more cast and 1776 01:21:15.279 --> 01:21:19.140 a more sort of like... The beginning of reality was 1777 01:21:19.220 --> 01:21:21.840 so weird. We didn't know what we were doing, and. 1778 01:21:22.619 --> 01:21:26.829 It is just amazing. So on this episode, they had 1779 01:21:26.850 --> 01:21:31.789 this guy, Gummy Bear. And his name in real life was, 1780 01:21:32.430 --> 01:21:36.210 was he Jason? Yeah, he was Jason Davies, who inherited 1781 01:21:36.250 --> 01:21:39.560 all this money. And so I just watched that episode 1782 01:21:39.569 --> 01:21:43.520 from like 2011. And he was like such a mess. 1783 01:21:44.500 --> 01:21:49.760 And his brother was named Jason Davies. And so coincidentally, 1784 01:21:49.819 --> 01:21:51.720 how the world universe just brings me something. So I 1785 01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:52.989 was talking to you about it. 1786 01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:53.260 Yes. 1787 01:21:53.319 --> 01:21:57.819 And I go, remember that time? Yesterday on TMZ, they 1788 01:21:57.840 --> 01:22:00.659 brought up the fact that in the Mean Girls movie, 1789 01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:04.680 the musical, they make a fire crotch reference. 1790 01:22:04.739 --> 01:22:05.060 Yes. 1791 01:22:05.159 --> 01:22:08.359 Which now Lindsay Lohan did not know until she like 1792 01:22:08.470 --> 01:22:11.289 went to the premiere or watched it. So she's not 1793 01:22:11.350 --> 01:22:18.199 happy because there was this moment when Jason Davies, who's 1794 01:22:18.239 --> 01:22:22.220 now engaged to a Pretty Little Liars actress, he was 1795 01:22:22.260 --> 01:22:24.800 hanging out with Paris. And they said, oh, what's up 1796 01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:28.149 with Lindsay? And he goes, Lindsay's a fire crotch. She's 1797 01:22:28.199 --> 01:22:30.949 a fire crotch. And here it is, Lindsay Lohan, she's 1798 01:22:30.989 --> 01:22:35.329 a fire crotch. And Lindsay's dad now is getting involved. 1799 01:22:35.350 --> 01:22:37.229 Why would they put that in the movie? Why would 1800 01:22:37.250 --> 01:22:41.649 they bring it up? Well, on that episode, the same 1801 01:22:41.850 --> 01:22:47.800 episode with the Gubby Bear guy, there's a redhead on 1802 01:22:47.840 --> 01:22:53.319 the show that's trying to get on. And Patty Singer's like, no, 1803 01:22:53.420 --> 01:22:56.520 you're not hot enough. You're not cute enough. You're not allowed. 1804 01:22:56.600 --> 01:22:58.800 And then she shows up at the party. Of course, 1805 01:22:58.840 --> 01:23:01.710 produced product. And then Patty goes. Get the hell out 1806 01:23:01.750 --> 01:23:04.510 of my party. You're an ugly redhead. You're always going 1807 01:23:04.529 --> 01:23:06.369 to be something like that. And she's like, you're a 1808 01:23:06.489 --> 01:23:09.350 fire crotch. And she calls her a fire crotch. The 1809 01:23:09.369 --> 01:23:10.609 girl trying to get on the show. 1810 01:23:10.630 --> 01:23:12.899 Did we do a monologue about that on Chelsea Lately? 1811 01:23:12.920 --> 01:23:16.220 We always talked about these things. This was the time 1812 01:23:16.359 --> 01:23:24.359 of Lindsay, Britney, Paris. It was that 2009 to 2011 time. 1813 01:23:24.520 --> 01:23:25.319 Beautiful times. 1814 01:23:25.399 --> 01:23:27.640 But she would tell people, these girls would walk in 1815 01:23:27.659 --> 01:23:29.800 and she'd be like, you're ugly, no one's gonna wanna 1816 01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:33.409 fuck you. It's literally that mean. She's like, fix your teeth. 1817 01:23:33.430 --> 01:23:36.550 We 100% could not do now. It would be, now 1818 01:23:36.569 --> 01:23:39.909 it would all be about learning and growing. But it 1819 01:23:40.109 --> 01:23:41.930 is beautiful to look back on that time. 1820 01:23:42.250 --> 01:23:44.220 No, there's even a part in this where the Gubby 1821 01:23:44.260 --> 01:23:49.239 Bear guy, he was Jason, Jason, right? Brandon was the 1822 01:23:49.300 --> 01:23:53.000 one who said the firecracker's alive. Jason goes, he's with 1823 01:23:53.020 --> 01:23:56.750 this girl, he gets a girl and he's like... asking 1824 01:23:56.789 --> 01:23:59.029 her about her underwear, what's under her skirt. And he's like, 1825 01:23:59.739 --> 01:24:01.439 but is there a cock under there? Cause that I 1826 01:24:01.460 --> 01:24:03.539 don't want any part of. And she's like, no. 1827 01:24:05.619 --> 01:24:06.539 Oh Jesus. 1828 01:24:06.619 --> 01:24:06.939 Yeah. 1829 01:24:07.119 --> 01:24:09.039 Like, no, I mean, we were. 1830 01:24:08.840 --> 01:24:11.079 Like, but I just hope people don't go after her 1831 01:24:11.140 --> 01:24:13.149 because this was a completely different time. 1832 01:24:13.369 --> 01:24:15.970 I mean, it is really horrifying to look back at 1833 01:24:16.010 --> 01:24:18.569 the way that trans people were talked about in media, 1834 01:24:19.069 --> 01:24:23.189 like five years ago, seven years ago. And it is really, 1835 01:24:23.409 --> 01:24:25.800 it is really rough. And I, Like, there are so 1836 01:24:25.819 --> 01:24:28.399 many people who are so lucky that nothing from Chelsea 1837 01:24:28.430 --> 01:24:32.829 lately is accessible online because so many of us would 1838 01:24:32.850 --> 01:24:33.489 be destroyed. 1839 01:24:33.510 --> 01:24:36.170 And that's why I'm saying, like, nobody needs to go 1840 01:24:36.310 --> 01:24:38.369 on this. If you want to spend your time and 1841 01:24:38.430 --> 01:24:41.310 go on this and then write her mean stuff or 1842 01:24:41.340 --> 01:24:43.539 start a mean hate group, it's not going to matter 1843 01:24:43.560 --> 01:24:45.439 because it's so long ago and nobody is going to 1844 01:24:46.159 --> 01:24:46.649 agree to it. 1845 01:24:47.039 --> 01:24:47.319 But. 1846 01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:48.500 It is. 1847 01:24:48.739 -->

01:24:50.119 I am sucked in. I am thoroughly enjoying. But also, 1848 01:24:50.140 --> 01:24:51.640 we all just, when we see these things, we just 1849 01:24:51.659 --> 01:24:54.819 need to learn. Oh, because even just, like, even just, like. 1850 01:24:55.100 --> 01:24:56.100 The unfashions. 1851 01:24:56.380 --> 01:24:59.390 But, like, Robert Downey Jr., who is going to win 1852 01:24:59.430 --> 01:25:02.130 an Academy Award this year, was nominated for an Academy 1853 01:25:02.170 --> 01:25:08.770 Award for a blackface performance 13 years ago. And, like, there's, like, truly, 1854 01:25:09.149 --> 01:25:11.659 it's wonderful how much the world has changed. But I 1855 01:25:11.699 --> 01:25:14.720 think particularly for young people, they don't understand how to 1856 01:25:14.760 --> 01:25:16.819 deal with it. And I think it is weird for 1857 01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:18.739 us to watch stuff from not that long ago and 1858 01:25:18.760 --> 01:25:20.619 just be like, Jesus Christ. 1859 01:25:20.939 --> 01:25:21.250 I know. 1860 01:25:21.409 --> 01:25:25.529 Conventional wisdom was so horrible to so many people. I 1861 01:25:25.569 --> 01:25:28.170 just want to say... I want. 1862 01:25:27.430 --> 01:25:29.220 To know where these two people are, by the way. 1863 01:25:29.270 --> 01:25:33.810 Matchmaking is an ancient and respected Jewish profession. And if 1864 01:25:34.170 --> 01:25:37.060 I am going to have a Shadchan, I want her 1865 01:25:37.119 --> 01:25:41.220 to be carrying an extra 15 pounds. Like, I trust... 1866 01:25:41.350 --> 01:25:44.170 those bosoms to find me a man much. 1867 01:25:44.050 --> 01:25:47.010 Better than the skinny fabulous version. 1868 01:25:47.149 --> 01:25:49.300 I wonder how much of that is Ozempic and how 1869 01:25:49.340 --> 01:25:50.640 much of that is like. 1870 01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:53.380 She's been skinny for a while. She's been looking amazing 1871 01:25:53.439 --> 01:25:54.140 for a while. 1872 01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:58.039 Okay. Why does... Why does Erica refuse to admit that 1873 01:25:58.079 --> 01:26:00.399 it's the O? Or do you think it is? 1874 01:26:00.460 --> 01:26:02.760 I think now people will admit it. Because the reason 1875 01:26:02.819 --> 01:26:07.039 why is last year, if you said it, then everyone 1876 01:26:07.079 --> 01:26:09.039 came after you and were like, you're taking it. 1877 01:26:09.140 --> 01:26:09.939 You're keeping diabetics. 1878 01:26:10.100 --> 01:26:11.960 Now that you, there's so many versions of it and 1879 01:26:12.039 --> 01:26:14.020 so many ways to get it. Now people are being 1880 01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:16.439 honest about it. There's still some people that have been 1881 01:26:16.479 --> 01:26:19.239 skinny their whole lives that aren't as cute as their 1882 01:26:19.439 --> 01:26:21.619 heavier friend who's now hotter than them because they always 1883 01:26:21.659 --> 01:26:24.189 had a cuter face. Who's like, you're cheating. And it's like, 1884 01:26:25.310 --> 01:26:27.729 Do what you want. And then people are always so 1885 01:26:27.789 --> 01:26:29.850 excited to hear that someone's bowels fell out in the 1886 01:26:29.909 --> 01:26:35.170 toilet or whatever. And I'm like, okay, so be careful. 1887 01:26:35.189 --> 01:26:37.789 It doesn't work for everybody. Just like any medication doesn't 1888 01:26:37.829 --> 01:26:40.829 work for everybody. But clearly, it's a miracle drug. 1889 01:26:40.850 --> 01:26:42.630 Where do you think they are now? 1890 01:26:42.989 --> 01:26:43.590 These people? 1891 01:26:43.750 --> 01:26:44.029 Yes. 1892 01:26:46.329 --> 01:26:50.069 Someone will find them for me, Juicy Scoopers. They– well, 1893 01:26:50.109 --> 01:26:52.189 I remember talking to her about it and she said 1894 01:26:52.229 --> 01:26:53.909 they didn't want to come back to the show. They 1895 01:26:53.949 --> 01:26:55.909 wanted more money and they were going to do their 1896 01:26:56.029 --> 01:26:59.560 own– they thought they were going to get their own show, Matchmaking. 1897 01:27:00.029 --> 01:27:00.300 Yeah. 1898 01:27:00.340 --> 01:27:02.359 Like punkers who matchmake. I don't know what they're going 1899 01:27:02.380 --> 01:27:06.420 to call. And I think they're probably not in the 1900 01:27:06.460 --> 01:27:10.439 business at all, like probably no longer together because they 1901 01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:12.520 probably blamed each other for the breakup. 1902 01:27:12.539 --> 01:27:13.579 Yeah. 1903 01:27:15.250 --> 01:27:17.720 You know, just having normal lives. Just working. Maybe she's, like, 1904 01:27:17.760 --> 01:27:19.579 a hairdresser and he's, like, a tattoo artist or something. 1905 01:27:19.600 --> 01:27:22.399 Well, there's the really rough thing about, like, first 10 1906 01:27:22.399 --> 01:27:24.760 or 15 years of reality TV. It's possible that they 1907 01:27:24.779 --> 01:27:26.939 were just getting supporting characters. 1908 01:27:27.829 --> 01:27:31.630 Like, $ 2, 000. Yeah. And then they were seeing all the 1909 01:27:31.670 --> 01:27:36.010 popularity and were like, well, if we can't get $ 3, 000 1910 01:27:34.689 --> 01:27:37.880 an app. And they're like, well, then goodbye. Patty, just 1911 01:27:38.020 --> 01:27:39.539 dump them. You need a different thing. 1912 01:27:39.680 --> 01:27:39.939 Yeah. 1913 01:27:40.279 --> 01:27:42.720 Yeah, but. Also, that's okay to leave because it's like 1914 01:27:42.979 --> 01:27:45.359 you might have tapped out. Like if this is all 1915 01:27:45.390 --> 01:27:48.090 you've gotten after being on three years, your fourth year 1916 01:27:48.149 --> 01:27:50.590 isn't going to like pop you into an amazing spot. 1917 01:27:50.630 --> 01:27:53.609 Because after her success, they tried to do a show 1918 01:27:53.649 --> 01:27:58.510 called The Headhunteress. And my friend got cast as. What 1919 01:27:58.529 --> 01:28:00.859 is that? It was like she was like a high 1920 01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:05.239 end like headhunter for businesses.

And they ran the pilot 1921 01:28:05.520 --> 01:28:08.279 on Bravo a couple of times. But like they cast 1922 01:28:08.319 --> 01:28:11.170 her secretary. They did not use her actual secretary. they 1923 01:28:11.210 --> 01:28:14.670 like cast, um, my, my friend who at that time 1924 01:28:14.710 --> 01:28:19.039 presented as hot gay and is now non-binary. You know, 1925 01:28:19.060 --> 01:28:24.359 we'll see how we present like, or like, it is 1926 01:28:24.619 --> 01:28:27.460 more appropriate to use they as pronouns for them. Um, 1927 01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:30.520 but they, at that point in time looked like hot 1928 01:28:30.579 --> 01:28:31.199 gay man. 1929 01:28:31.470 --> 01:28:31.779 Okay. 1930 01:28:32.060 --> 01:28:35.289 Um, but they like figured themselves out and now present 1931 01:28:35.510 --> 01:28:36.439 as more a lady. 1932 01:28:36.880 --> 01:28:41.050 Oh, all right. Well, who knows? I'm going to end 1933 01:28:41.100 --> 01:28:43.970 on this as how someone sent this to me and 1934 01:28:43.989 --> 01:28:45.890 they go, I bet this was a movie Heather loved. 1935 01:28:46.670 --> 01:28:47.670 It was called Angel. 1936 01:28:47.810 --> 01:28:48.029 Yes. 1937 01:28:48.770 --> 01:28:51.750 It was one of my favorite made for TV movies. 1938 01:28:52.510 --> 01:28:57.600 High school honor student by day. Hollywood hooker by night. 1939 01:28:57.859 --> 01:29:00.640 Her two worlds are about to collide. It's her choice, 1940 01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:05.000 her chance, her life. You guys, I have to get 1941 01:29:05.039 --> 01:29:09.619 my hands on this movie. I absolutely watched it growing up. 1942 01:29:10.439 --> 01:29:12.979 Like literally put it in my calendar, could not wait 1943 01:29:13.020 --> 01:29:15.970 for it to come out. I loved anything about street 1944 01:29:16.010 --> 01:29:19.010 walking because I liked their slutty outfits that you had 1945 01:29:19.029 --> 01:29:21.029 to wear to be a street walking hooker. Now you 1946 01:29:21.069 --> 01:29:23.409 just do it at your own home with OnlyFans. 1947 01:29:23.430 --> 01:29:23.500 Yes. 1948 01:29:24.550 --> 01:29:26.949 And she went to a private school like I did 1949 01:29:26.970 --> 01:29:30.630 and had a very nice life but loved being a hooker. 1950 01:29:31.609 --> 01:29:35.479 Can you believe someone wrote this? A girl under 18 1951 01:29:35.479 --> 01:29:38.159 wants to be a hooker? Wants to be a sex worker? 1952 01:29:38.199 --> 01:29:39.340 Which they called hooker back then. 1953 01:29:39.359 --> 01:29:41.819 There's also the way that late 70s, early 80s, we 1954 01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:45.699 were obsessed with the sexuality of teenagers. It was like 1955 01:29:45.930 --> 01:29:48.930 making a movie about how 13-year-olds wanted to get it 1956 01:29:49.029 --> 01:29:52.859 on with adult men. was supposed to be sophisticated. Though, 1957 01:29:52.979 --> 01:29:56.079 I finally, I listened to the podcast, You Must Remember This, 1958 01:29:56.180 --> 01:29:59.100 about Polly Platt, and I didn't realize- Who's Polly Platt? 1959 01:29:59.260 --> 01:30:03.420 Polly Platt is the woman who was married to the 1960 01:30:03.460 --> 01:30:08.079 guy who directed Last Picture Show. She's who Irreconcilable Differences 1961 01:30:08.100 --> 01:30:08.600 is based on. 1962 01:30:08.739 --> 01:30:09.079 Okay. 1963 01:30:09.159 --> 01:30:12.380 So her husband was a director, and she worked with him, 1964 01:30:12.439 --> 01:30:14.399 and then they broke up, and he stopped making good movies. 1965 01:30:14.859 --> 01:30:17.140 And then she produced a bunch of stuff and wrote 1966 01:30:17.159 --> 01:30:19.329 a bunch of stuff, And when I realized that Pretty 1967 01:30:19.369 --> 01:30:21.449 Baby was written by a woman, and like a smart 1968 01:30:21.470 --> 01:30:23.909 woman who I respected, I was like, oh God, this 1969 01:30:23.930 --> 01:30:27.020 movie that I've always considered very gross, I will go 1970 01:30:27.060 --> 01:30:29.560 and watch it. And it ended up being an interesting 1971 01:30:29.600 --> 01:30:32.720 movie that was trying to like grapple with the commodification 1972 01:30:32.739 --> 01:30:35.060 of women's sexuality. But then did you watch the Brooke 1973 01:30:35.079 --> 01:30:36.079 Shields documentary? 1974 01:30:36.100 --> 01:30:37.340 Yes, and I've watched the movie too, yeah. 1975 01:30:37.460 --> 01:30:39.699 But like the Brooke Shields documentary, her children just being like, 1976 01:30:39.899 --> 01:30:43.579 I never want to see that. Like having to, like 1977 01:30:43.939 --> 01:30:45.680 realizing that there are children out there who have to 1978 01:30:45.720 --> 01:30:49.739 be like, there's a movie about my mom being sexualized 1979 01:30:49.899 --> 01:30:51.960 as a child, which is really gross. But I also 1980 01:30:52.000 --> 01:30:55.460 think that like when you are a 13, 14, 15 1981 01:30:55.460 --> 01:30:58.340 year old girl, particularly, did you watch? 1982 01:30:58.619 --> 01:31:00.680 I mean, I'm just like, I'm just thinking about this movie. Okay, 1983 01:31:00.699 --> 01:31:03.460 first of all, it was written by this guy, Robert 1984 01:31:03.680 --> 01:31:10.029 Vincent O'Neill. Where is he? And then also, like, I 1985 01:31:10.149 --> 01:31:12.130 have to deal with this movie. Like, why did she 1986 01:31:12.170 --> 01:31:13.850 have to do it? Like, just like when I think 1987 01:31:13.890 --> 01:31:17.560 about Pretty Woman, you know, I'm like, But Pretty Woman, 1988 01:31:17.760 --> 01:31:20.159 the character of Julie Roberts, before she got picked up 1989 01:31:20.199 --> 01:31:23.539 in the car, was, like, going in strangers' cars and, like, 1990 01:31:23.899 --> 01:31:28.699 sucking strangers' dirty dick for $ 100. 1991 01:31:28.340 --> 01:31:31.439 And living with drug-addicted Laura San Giacomo. And having sex. 1992 01:31:31.479 --> 01:31:33.500 And having full-blown sex with strangers. 1993 01:31:33.659 --> 01:31:37.189 And also, but, like,

just beyond that is the knowledge that, like, 1994 01:31:37.390 --> 01:31:40.250 because of those women's place in society and the economy— 1995 01:31:40.779 --> 01:31:42.079 A third of those guys thought that they got to 1996 01:31:42.119 --> 01:31:44.159 knock them around or whatever. And the fact that we 1997 01:31:44.199 --> 01:31:49.810 make this movie that romanticizes it is so strange. 1998 01:31:49.890 --> 01:31:51.130 It's so crazy. 1999 01:31:52.069 --> 01:31:57.810 But did you see the movie Bottoms? I mean, I 2000 01:31:58.430 --> 01:32:00.149 cannot imagine it as something you wanted to see. 2001 01:32:00.789 --> 01:32:03.050 No, but I saw the ad. It was about gay guys, right? 2002 01:32:03.109 --> 01:32:05.489 No, no. Am I getting the name wrong? 2003 01:32:05.689 --> 01:32:07.970 No, but it was girls and guys, but what's it about? 2004 01:32:08.149 --> 01:32:09.369 Was it not about gay sex? 2005 01:32:10.050 --> 01:32:12.350 It's about lesbian sex. It's about girls who start a 2006 01:32:12.510 --> 01:32:15.109 fight club at their high school. But, like, one of 2007 01:32:15.149 --> 01:32:17.420 the jokes in it is that, like, high school is 2008 01:32:17.460 --> 01:32:21.140 just this machine for celebrating the changes in men's bodies. Like, 2009 01:32:21.319 --> 01:32:23.020 you know, the way that, like, every high school football 2010 01:32:23.039 --> 01:32:24.739 player is, like, a pinup that the school is getting 2011 01:32:24.779 --> 01:32:28.470 excited about and cheering for. And, like, Women have traditionally 2012 01:32:28.550 --> 01:32:32.170 not had people who were, like, getting excited about, in, like, 2013 01:32:32.210 --> 01:32:35.039 a comfortable way with their coming to sexual agency. And 2014 01:32:35.060 --> 01:32:37.819 I think that I know so many women around my 2015 01:32:38.060 --> 01:32:42.270 age who would watch this or, like, that, was it 2016 01:32:42.289 --> 01:32:46.520 called Foxes? Yeah, Foxes. Who were just like, yes, I 2017 01:32:46.579 --> 01:32:48.819 am having these feelings. I want to go on these 2018 01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:52.359 adventures in a safe way, the way that Christy McNichol 2019 01:32:52.399 --> 01:32:54.680 gets to, and not in a way that involves my 2020 01:32:54.779 --> 01:32:57.270 uncle looking at me weird when I wear a tight shirt. 2021 01:32:59.609 --> 01:33:01.510 Oh my god, Guy Branum, we gotta wrap it up. 2022 01:33:01.609 --> 01:33:03.270 Tell everybody where they can follow you, what you have 2023 01:33:03.329 --> 01:33:03.810 going on. 2024 01:33:03.970 --> 01:33:06.590 I am at Guy Branum across all social media. I 2025 01:33:06.649 --> 01:33:07.079 have a. 2026 01:33:08.720 --> 01:33:12.659 A show at the Elysian on May 7th in Los Angeles. 2027 01:33:12.779 --> 01:33:14.729 And people, I think tickets are coming out as part 2028 01:33:14.750 --> 01:33:18.449 of Netflix is a joke. Oh, classy. And my talk 2029 01:33:18.470 --> 01:33:22.229 show got taken off of Max. So you can no 2030 01:33:22.270 --> 01:33:25.189 longer watch it there. So it doesn't exist now. 2031 01:33:25.220 --> 01:33:29.779 Oh, well, wait. But you said you have another show 2032 01:33:29.819 --> 01:33:30.380 in Atlanta. 2033 01:33:30.659 --> 01:33:32.199 I don't know. That was just from the past. 2034 01:33:32.300 --> 01:33:33.000 Oh, from the past. 2035 01:33:33.100 --> 01:33:33.319 Okay. Okay. 2036 01:33:33.729 --> 01:33:38.170 Well, listen, you're working on so many things. You're a writer, producer, showrunner, 2037 01:33:38.329 --> 01:33:39.930 show creator. Yes. 2038 01:33:40.130 --> 01:33:42.649 Actor. We all have a lot of hyphens. 2039 01:33:42.689 --> 01:33:44.840 You have a lot of shit going on. So follow 2040 01:33:44.859 --> 01:33:46.460 Guy besides him being brilliant. 2041 01:33:47.039 --> 01:33:51.439 Yes. You're a game show guest. You're a singer. You're 2042 01:33:51.460 --> 01:33:53.140 a licensed real estate agent. 2043 01:33:53.300 --> 01:33:55.260 No, not any. Well, I let that expire. 2044 01:33:55.300 --> 01:33:58.970 So technically I'm not. I, during the strike, was like, 2045 01:33:59.010 --> 01:34:01.350 do I have to re-up my bar membership? Yeah. 2046 01:34:02.340 --> 01:34:03.220 Did you? 2047 01:34:03.239 --> 01:34:03.300 No. 2048 01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:09.550 Anyway, thank you so much, everyone. Go to HeatherMcDowell.net for 2049 01:34:09.680 --> 01:34:11.579 all of my stuff. Patreon Friday. Thank you. 2050 01:34:13.350 --> 01:34:16.670 Planning on rewarding your staff this year? 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