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Trick or treat for hours, get home, my mother pick
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out all the good candy out the bag.
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Those who laugh and do that, too. That's why I
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know you do that. Because I do it now, you
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know what I mean?
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You got to get the good stuff, you know. Yeah, man,
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it was horrible. My mother would chew my only snicker
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bar in my face. Looking dead at me, you know.
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You know how horrible that is? I'm checking it for
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razor blades.
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Go, Johnny, go, go. Do it for Johnny. You got
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a real nice face now, don't you, Johnny?
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I think you're Martin.
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No, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny does. We're going
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to tell the boys about Johnny. Dr. Johnny Fever and
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I are burning up in here. Here's Johnny. Oh, I
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love Halloween time. Really do, really do. Candy as a kid, oh,
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going to trick-or-treating, getting excited. costume out oh yeah and
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and halloween's gonna be on saturday this year oh it's
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gonna be all hell's gonna break loose speaking of that
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we got a top 10 halloween song list coming up
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later in the podcast but all right welcome in johnny
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hartwell uh recapping the show for october 29th the 302nd
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day of the year 63 days remain just two days
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until halloween Three days until daylight saving time so we
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get to celebrate Halloween and we get an extra hour
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of sleep.
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Oh!
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It's like the perfect weekend. And the weather's going to cooperate.
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It's not going to be sunny like the weather we've
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had the last couple of weeks, but no rain. No rain.
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And let's face it, how many Halloweens do you remember
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where it snowed, right? So, all right, five days to
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Election Day, 57 days to Christmas. Today is International Cardigan Day,
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which is why I'm wearing a cardigan. The official iHeartRadio cardigan.
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International Internet Day, National Cat Day, National Hermit Day, National
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Oatmeal Day, World Psoriasis
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Day, and World Stroke Day. We
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got day number 14 for the trivia question coming up
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after this comedy cut from Arj Barker.
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I don't think that was a real thing. I don't
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think that really happened.
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I think it was a myth.
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Did anyone here ever get a razor in their candy? Look,
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there's 500 people, not one person. I asked the last
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50 crowds I performed for. I've yet to have one
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person go, yeah, I got a razor in my candy.
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Two years in.
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A row, man.
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I must be the unluckiest guy in the world.
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Happened one year.
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I thought well if I don't get back out there
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next year then they win So I went out there
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next year and guess what happened? Maybe I shouldn't have
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gone to the same house There's no razors in candy.
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If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense.
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It's not fiscally prudent.
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How much does a piece of candy cost? Like a
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penny and a half? An apple's like 15 cents? Anybody
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here buy a Mach 3 replacement cartridge lately? They're so expensive,
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they don't even keep them on the shelf. You know,
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you've got to ask the people behind the counter. I
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feel like I'm trying to buy enriched plutonium or something.
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Do you have any Mach 3s? Well, yes, we do
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have Mach 3s, but those are kept in an attaché case,
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which is handcuffed to the manager's wrist on a yacht
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off the coast of Angola. But if you want, I
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can radio the chopper.
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All right, trivia time. Good morning. Who's this? Hey, it's John. Kurt,
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how you doing? I'm doing good, John. All right. So
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this has been around for a long, long, long time.
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But about 100 years ago, a Pittsburgh-born engineer kind of
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redeveloped it, reinvented it into what we know today. Millions
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of these are sold each and every year. What is it?
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Is it the aerosol spray can? Nothing like that at all. Oh, okay.
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All right. Thanks for calling. 855-333-9450. What you got?
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I got a flashlight.
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Not a flashlight. Sorry. What do you got, Kevin? Is
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it a clock? It's not.
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All right.
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Thanks. Thank you. Go on to Denise. What you got
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for us? Is it the bingo games? Yeah, we've had
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a lot of people say bingo games.
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Oh, man.
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Okay. Have a great day. And good morning. Who's this? Leanne. Leanne,
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have you been listening to our podcast for the hints?
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Yes, I have.
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Ooh. Okay. What kind of hints have you gleamed off
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the podcast? That it's all metal. Yeah. That the people
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that use it every day use it frequently.
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Mm-hmm.
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Most people would recognize it frequently. It's not used in
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the house. And it's not something you can eat or wear.
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That's good. You have been listening to it. I'm proud
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of you. I'm trying. All right. Give me the answer.
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My guess is the jackhammer.
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Oh, it's not.
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No, but that's so good. He did such a good job.
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I'm rooting for you. I'm rooting for you. Okay, I'm trying.
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I'll keep on looking. All right, thanks. Let's take three more.
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Shopping cart? Not a shopping cart. Interesting. Nope, not it.
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Two more to go. Is it the odometer? It's not.
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It has nothing to do with vehicles, okay? Okay, thanks.
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Let's go to Saul. How's Saul today? Oh, I'm great.
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How are you? I'm doing pretty good. You're the last
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call I'm going to take today. What you got for me, bud?
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A turkey baster. No, this isn't something you'd find in
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the kitchen at all. But good to hear from you, bud.
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Have a great day. All right, no winner today. Well,
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let's take an overtime call. Good morning. Who's this? It's Jackie.
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It's Jackie. Jackie, I'm done taking calls for the day.
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But what would have been your guess? A stethoscope. You're wrong,
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but you're the closest one so far. Oh, it's good
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to know. Okay. I'm going to let you ask me
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any question you want. All right. Well, with that being said,
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is it used by a doctor? Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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No, not used by the doctor, but there's something medical involved.
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Got it.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Bye.
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All right. No winner today. We'll take your calls tomorrow
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at 7. What's most important to me. News updates. National news.
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News updates. I like all the local news. All right.
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Yin's guys are scaring it. A new study ranks the
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spookiest cities in America based on haunted locations, ghost tours,
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and paranormal searches. What city do you think is number one? Well,
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number one on this list is New Orleans, followed by
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Savannah and New York City. Gettysburg, PA, is ranked fifth
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on this list. Pittsburgh, we come in at number 10.
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Not too shabby. Pennsylvania is tied for the third spookiest
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state in America. Oh, by the way, speaking of spooky,
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official trick-or-treating for the city is on Saturday, 530 to 730. However,
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your town's times may differ. And a quick warning, police
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are going to be stepping up DUI enforcement this weekend. So,
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you know, be careful out there. All right, use your head.
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All right, drink responsibly. All right, let's do this. Okay, Halloween.
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Halloween is just a couple of days away. So I
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dug up a list of Johnny's top ten best Halloween
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songs of all time. Come up with my number one.
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I'll give you a prize. All right, good morning. Who's this?
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Good morning, this is Jason. Hey, Jason. Hey, Jason, you
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just waking up? How are you, sir? Good. You just
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waking up? You all right? I've been up for a while. Oh, okay.
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All right, buddy. I created my top ten best Halloween
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songs of all time. Of all the songs, which do
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you think I put at number one? And we'll give
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you tickets for the Pittsburgh Playhouse. Which is number one?
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I'm going to go with Thriller. Thriller!
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Thriller!
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Number two. But I'm going to give you tickets. I'm
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going to give you tickets anyway. Can you hang on? Oh,
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I appreciate that. Thank you. All right. Still looking for
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number one. 855-333-9450. 94.5. 3WS. The biggest stars, the darkest endings,
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and the truth behind the music you love. Stream Johnny's
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and the music. On the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
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listen to podcasts, follow, rate, and review. Hit follow now
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and don't miss the next Twisted Chapter. 94.53 WS. Johnny,
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I'm well back. Just a couple of days from Halloween.
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All right, let's see if we can give away a
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four-pack of tickets for girls just want to have fun
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at the musical playing in the Pittsburgh Playhouse November 13th
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through the 22nd. For tickets, go to pittsburghplayhouse.com. But let's
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see if we can get a winner here. Good morning.
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Who's this? Hey, Johnny. This is Dennis. How's it going?
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Long time no talk to you. It has been a while, Dennis.
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How you been, bud? But I'm hanging in there. That's
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all I'm asking. All right. So I'm still looking for
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number one on my list. What do you think it
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ought to be? About the Monster Mash. All right. Let's
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go through the list. You tell me what you think.
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Here's number 10. Hey, I'm a bad move on. CCR,
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number nine. Warren Zevon. Some ACDC at number eight. Number seven.
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Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult. Number six.
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What are you under? Number five is The Eagles. Number four.
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Number three. Number two. Thriller. One more to go, and
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you think it's what?
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Monster Man.
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Then you can Monster Man. Come on, how can that
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not be number one? Greatest Halloween song of all time. Congratulations. Exactly.
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They were all good, though.
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All right, buddy. Stick around for me, okay? Sure.
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All right.
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Thank you for listening to the podcast. Tomorrow, we've got
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day 15 for the trivia question. We've got Steeler tickets
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to give away with another mystery Steeler in an envelope.
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I'll randomly pick a Steeler, put them in an envelope.
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If you guess the Steeler, you win tickets for the
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Steelers and the Browns this Sunday at Akershire Stadium. Plus,
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Ed Troop from Steeler Nation Radio is going to be
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stopping by and talk about the game. Plus, plenty of
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chances for you to win cash. We give you 13
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chances a day to win $ 1, 000 in the $ 1, 000 payday.
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Listen for the first keyword of the morning coming up
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after 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. All right. Thanks for listening.
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See you guys.