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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Hi Elvis rand Presents fifteen minute morning Show. All right, Elvis started, rolland rolland roll and eat that swollen cold. We have a special guest. We do a special guest. He doesn't want to be here. This is Brandon. Yeah, how are you introduced? Everyone to Brandon? Everyone? This is Brandon Hill before Brandon. Everyone. Hello, everybody? How are you hello? Brandon? So? What a full house we have? We have Scary and Gandhi and Brandon and Brody and Garrett and Scotty bees back there, here's Danielle, and here's Straight and Nate. You know the thing I love about Brandon. I'm sure there's there's a good dealion thing, but he legitimately, like he legitimately doesn't want to be a star. Like I know some of our significant others are like, oh, hey, anytime you want to post me, that'd be great. He's like, no, just leave me out of this. I don't want to be a part of it. That's your thing. I love that kind of my thing. Absolutely. He actually wants to be pixelated. He wants to be pixels this podcast. His other girlfriends don't see that we're going down that rock. By the way, Coach Boy Josh was approaching to come aboard and say something and he and then he left. I think we he only cares about Brandon it does not care about the rest of us. Josh has something to say anyway, Coach boy Josh and I have a date tonight. You do. We're going to Emmet for some pizza. Does that mean I'm getting pizza tomorrow if we don't eat it all? But we're going very late, very late. I think one extra pie should make its way. Here's coach boy Josh. Everyone, what's up. That's a close up right there. So he looked like you had a mission. You're coming in to tell us something. Oh yeah, I wanted Do you really want to hear? Do I the E forty? Nope? Yep? That song it's in the new uh nope trailer. So like you guys should use that for a game or something. It was a can run off the air discussion. But we should play that show. We should play that song unedited on our show. Yeah you should. Nope, Okay, I just do a search on that. If you don't know what the hell we're talking about, a right, Coach Boy Josh, everyone, you know, I have a late night dated image for some late night like like eleven o'clock. Do you want to know something about that date? What about it? You actually invited Brandon and I to go on that date with you guys, and I told him he doesn't mean that he's not together. No, no, no, We're just gonna do lunch. You guys, do you watch so late though eleven o'clock because it's gonna be that's awesome. Anyway, what do you want to talk about? I have a question, but yes, based on the way we're sitting. And I'm not a hunch of sin sure about Nate, but three of you on that side of the table, Scary, Elvis, Danielle, your significant others like being part of the mayhem and the social media and all that, and I think the people on this side have a significant others that don't. So I just based on where how we're sitting. So I was just wondering when like Gandhi and Brandon, my wife and Garrett's wife really don't like participate in. Daniel's husband loves to be on. Scary's girlfriend doesn't mind it, doesn't mind it. Alex is a star in his own right. When I first started dating Alex, I would talk about him and he was like, shuck the funk up, because I say, last night Alex parted on me, gave me a touch of it works like Elvis, like he's like now he calls in with segments. But I tell you the most effective in social media as far as partners go, Sheldon. Yeah, he's so, he does. He's very good. He's very good with the social media. He will tell me that I know how to make you funny, honey, No, no, no, not in a bad way. I didn't think that. He always says that I'm the fun He's the funny. And so we have this argument all the time because I say, oh no, no, no, no, I'm funny too. Reminds him what he was doing when when you guys met, you build him up? Did I? Yes, he has a really good following on social media, doing his own I love his social media funny versus funny conversation. Funny conversation. Okay, because we're talking about Diamond earlier and Gandhi of course the ship stir in the room. Do you find Diamond funny or or fun Yeah? And she's like, I don't I don't know if he's on the phone on the toilet anyway. Goudy's point is she's not funny, but she's She's not fun, but she's funny, right, She's not fun. Have you guys spent long amounts of time with Diamond, You're not fun or funny, you just don't like her. Here, I love Diamond, She's one of my favorite people. I love spending time with her. We spend a lot of time together. But my hair is not pulled up. See not fun? Yeah, I was supposed to be patting, you know, the running kind of that's funny? Or is that something a fun person would say? Um oh oh, I don't think i'm fun. I think i'm too my own horn to blue, you know what I mean? But like you're very fun, I don't know. I don't know. I say at home, I'm in the bed all the time. I don't think that's fun. She's very risk averse. She doesn't like it. She doesn't want to jump out a plane, she doesn't want to encounter an animal she's never seen. She don't like to do like new things. That's the only reason I would say she's funny, not fun, but she's not gonna get you in any ship. Say that a loud You don't think I'm fun. You just said I was fun outside. I lied to you outside. She said, you're funny, not funny, requisitive, being funny when I want you on social media and the things you do with your family and your dad everythink you guys always look at you're having a lot of fun. But there's no funny, is what Gandhi's saying. No, I think she's funny. She don't think I'm fun. She doesn't like to do fun stuff. She's a risk averse. You're looking at your clock. No, no, no, no, no no, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm even know. I don't know what's going on. I'm sweaty, it's hot, and you know standing I'm standing here, he said, I'm what are you doing over here? By?
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Because she's using my mind and so easier. You got COVID two weeks ago. So one time, and I thought it was the funniest thing ever. She goes, I gotta go step on my big toe, Like what does that mean? She goes, I gotta go take a poop? Yeah, And I thought that was the funniest thing. Is step on my big toe. Yeah, I mean that. That means yes, she's just repeat. I think it's fun. She's wedding, she's touching cloth letter. Okay, can we stop talking on fecal matter for just a moment. I would like, what are you and Brandon doing today? Yesterday was sweating balls at Central Park? Yes, we were sweating balls in Central Park. We actually have to swing by some Indian places because somebody needs an outfit for my sister's wedding. That's so cool. We're going to lunch with you. Then we're doing things I'm not allowed to talk about because they're not legal things. Oh wait, are you guys going to buy the knockoff shoes today? That's illegal. I heard that they're there. I just want to show him. I don't know, would never Chinatown. She's not gonna buy a look, I'm sorry, what's that She's not gonna buy? She just wants to look. They're just merely going to show him Chinatown. More than ever in all my history in New York City, is is just bulging with knock off. Let me just tell you they wear the knockoffs now from their wrist all the way up to the show. The bags are just hanging and no one says the word. Nobody says anythings all out the paperwork, and they're like, which one you want it? It's really you remember the times that they shoved you into they knew a raid was coming to They shoved Danielle into this strange, dark, old building and they closed the door and locked her into the darkness. It was with my mom. I was with Sheldon and his mother from England, and we wanted a knockoff, just you know, for an experience, and that's follow us, and then they're like, get in here. But then as soon as you got in here, it was like all these bags hangings and and and you know Bowlex watches. I mean it was some of the places haven't seen them to have the revolving walls where the walls have the bags and they spin them in their blank Oh is it like from Young Frankenstein kindle back? Yeah? Yeah, I remember when the everybody in Chinatown would come around with like books of DVDs and sell you the movies, right I was, I know, they're not selling DVDs anymore. So like at some point did they sell logging codes for streaming services? Because like nobody buys the DVDs. But that was a huge industrytown. For that, I'll give you mine. Yeah, we were so excited when Titanic was about to be released. We were in Chinatown and they said, we've got Titanic. We got the DVD. This is awesome. So I went home and played it and it was like someone sitting in a theater in a premier and like people were getting up in the movie and you hear the person eating their popcorns. Yeah. I never bought another one from China. The friends. By the way, the person that I just called and was like, come back,
come back, I thought it was It was not. It was the Uper Driver probably like what is Super Driver coming back? Thank god? Oh my god, what did you get something? I'm like, come back, come back. Click. I'd like to issue an apology really quickly. How many apologies? Just one? That's all I deserve to give. Uh Froggy, I apologize to you right why? Because costed is apparently a word it is apologize. It is a word. Cost It is the past tense and cost and costed are both correct usages. Did not know different definition. No, it says it is the past tense of the verb cost. Our apologies to you. We were very wrong to try to apologize. Did they add that to the dictionary like ain't and ginormous that it was so commonly used? And what kind of wonky dictionary did you check in? Yeah, no, it could be. It could be old, so old, we don't use it anymore. Cost it could have been the way they spoke back in the day where I was a kid and you. Some verbs, some verbs stay the same in their past tense and past participle form. They're called regular verbs. I didn't mean to make you sound like a dumbass. Cost that's not one of them. Cost. You can use cost or costed. Both are correct. But you do agree when you said costed it does sound. It sounds off. Accept it sounds off. It does that just shouldn't exist. Like fishes that sounds weird. Fishes just fine. I know it's fine. Like shrimps, I know it's fine. It sounds weird. Oh my gosh. You remember our friend David Katz, who is now happily married. For years, he was dating this woman who he really liked. He felt she was perfect in the one she said shrimps, and he broke up with her. Well, that's a little drusty. Yeah, but he could not handle. But he could not handle. I don't like I don't like fishes in the term of like plural fish. But if you say, like, yeah, that guy fishes, how else would you say if you have a bunch of perch and a bunch of cod and a bunch of catfish. Those are different fishes, right, they are? Yeah, fishes. The verb is different from fish sleeps with the fishes? What dumb reason did you break up with someone over shrimps? Somebody broke up with me because my zodiac sign. Really, we were on a first date and started chatting about that's all made up. I agree with Elvison. Don't list me about the weird vein. Where was the vein? I don't want to wassible. It was on his chest. Someone broke up with me because she got a new boyfriend. I had a girl break up with me because I had another girlfriend. I mean, why would we really scary for dinner? Your breath is fucking kicking, man, I had this basil. Okay, he says you have bad breath. You don't want to say basil, cucumber. Can I take this one with me? Yes? Please? You can do whatever you want with that tomorrow. Scary. What is your breath? Oh it's cucumber. I was like, I didn't break up with somebody, but I went on a date with somebody and then never went on a date with him again because he said there's absolutely no way that alien life exists. And I thought it was the dumbest thing that he ever could have said in the world. A closed minded person, thank you. So I said no to that. And then, you know, I feel about proof at all times. I broke up with someone because we think his father killed somebody in the family. That's not a dumb reason. I guess it's not a dumb reason. Father someone. Well, yeah, but my mom said the apple doesn't full from and so I said, all right, Mom, maybe in this case, you're right. I wasn't sure though. Oh he didn't you stop dating somebody because she had a web toe or something. Yeah, what a great swimmer. Yeah it's a good swimmer. It's really really extremely funny to look at. But yeah, I couldn't take it too long. He kept saying on that it's okay, it's okay, I gotta go. He start at the pool one day and was like what. I'm really into sex with sneakers on. Let's try that time Frog, you got a minute left? Can I can I ask a word? What is it legal yet to say broadcasted? Because the past tense. Everybody says, oh, that was broadcast in You're not supposed say broadcasting, but everybody says broadcasting. I don't know, maybe it is. I feel like if Coston is allowed, we should say broadcasting. Okay, do we all have all the papers? Say I? Okay, let people say we have no power over this anyway. Let's get out of here, Brandon, Welcome to New York's. The Scariest Cucumber was very close. If you're taking it home tonight, I'm taking it home tomorrow like the Class Cucumber Fifteen Minute Morning Show