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WEBVTT 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.759 Will everyone please stop making weird noises with their body? 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:07.280 Oh make it stop. 00:00:07.679 --> 00:00:08.000 Yeah. 00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:11.679 And we are coming at you for a very weird in the bunker. 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:18.320 We are going to deep dive for a very special prequel Eurovision episode. 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:33.600 I have locked two other people in a room with me, and we are going to deep dive into some of the songs released by past Eurovision performers either in 2025 and 2026. 00:00:33.759 --> 00:01:01.280 So some of the hits that they're still breaking out, and some of the biggest names in Eurovision history, and some that we have rightly completely forgotten, have made a big, bold attempt to represent their country this year at Eurovision 2026, and they have been denied, slapped down by the public, and the public has said no. 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:17.359 So what I've done is I've locked these two lovely people in a room, but we are gonna get drunk and we are gonna watch the best, the worst, and the new releases of our beloved Eurovision performers, past and present. 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:34.480 We have here ready to go the one, the only, the inventor of the bucket of shots that has killed countless many people throughout Eurovision ever since it became a tradition. 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:37.040 The one, the only bucket bob. 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:39.200 Bucket bob. 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:40.079 Bucket bob. 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:40.959 That's now your new name. 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:45.439 Bucket bob! I didn't agree to that, but hello, thank you for having me. 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:50.719 We are about to start releasing buckets with a bucket of bob printed on the side. 00:01:50.879 --> 00:01:52.799 Woo! That just sounds wrong. 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:56.879 I think it sounds right. 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:06.159 And of course, the one, the only, and we have managed on the very rare occasion to capture him with a shirt on. 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:11.919 The one, the only, you love him, you want to squeeze him between your cheeks. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.039 The one, the only, Mr. 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:14.080 Sam Talang. 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:15.360 Hello. 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.240 Thank you for uh having me back, I think. 00:02:19.599 --> 00:02:25.759 And the people asked, the people demanded it, and how can we argue with the public? 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:27.759 We are all about the democracy. 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:36.240 We don't care what the judges say, we don't care how shit they said you were, we are bringing you back because we stand for what the people want. 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:40.560 Woo! So I just want to get your feelings. 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:41.759 How are you feeling? 00:02:41.919 --> 00:02:43.120 How are you looking forward? 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:45.520 What do you think we can have looking at? 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:49.199 Do you want to hear some of the countries that we're gonna be looking at tonight? 00:02:49.599 --> 00:02:50.719 Some of the performers. 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:51.439 Sure. 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:55.360 Just okay, I want to pique your interest, see how excited you are about this. 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:58.240 We are gonna have songs from Norway. 00:02:59.039 --> 00:03:04.960 Excellent, Finland, yep, Italia, Croatia, Latvia. 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:07.680 Woo! Are you excited? 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:08.400 Yes. 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:09.120 Very. 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:10.960 Oh, oh, I can feel it. 00:03:11.039 --> 00:03:16.479 If only we could put that excitement in a bucket and sell it by the bucket load, we'd have at least a pound fifty. 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:17.520 I'm peaking. 00:03:17.759 --> 00:03:18.960 You're peaking. 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:24.400 Some would call it edging, but some of the big names we are gonna be having a look at. 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:27.840 Now, the two of you have not, they're just giggling already. 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:39.520 We've I should mention we're getting, I'm trying to get them as drunk as possible to review these songs because that always, let's be honest, I think helps a lot of a lot of Eurovision performers. 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:44.240 It's the secret actually, yeah. 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:45.759 Here's a question for you. 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:57.120 Is there anything in the rules that would prohibit you as a performer in paying for everybody's drinks before your performance? 00:03:57.360 --> 00:04:00.240 I thought you were gonna say prevent them from being drunk themselves. 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:05.199 No, well, I I don't know if there's anything in the rules. 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:06.240 EBU? 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:07.520 Is there anything against that? 00:04:07.759 --> 00:04:09.360 That's a good like good idea though. 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:15.199 I know your competitors drunk and they No, no, no, I I meant get the audience drunk. 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:15.919 Get the crowd. 00:04:16.079 --> 00:04:20.000 Get the crowd drunk ranked, and then they'll love whatever you perform. 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:21.040 Or the country. 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:23.040 You want 12 points from Latvia? 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:24.800 Free drinks for everybody. 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:33.120 I was thinking about getting the other competitors drunk so they slip up and you can like Stephen Bradbury your way to first place. 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:34.879 It's the entertainment industry, darling. 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:36.079 Everyone's drunk. 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:36.639 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:38.879 Or they're so high on cocaine. 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:40.959 All right. 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.079 Do you want to hear? 00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:44.480 Who are you hoping that I am going to list out? 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:46.480 We're going to be having a little look at tonight. 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:53.600
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Who do you lie in bed at night and go, ooh, I wish there was more of this artist for me to flick my bean to? 00:04:53.839 --> 00:04:54.319 Oh, okay. 00:04:54.399 --> 00:04:55.839 That's not where I thought it was going. 00:04:56.160 --> 00:04:59.680 I actually I'm I'm keeping 100% open. 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.800 I'm happy for anything and anyone. 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:05.839 I'm hoping for some surprises that I've completely forgotten about. 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:07.120 Ooh, we do have some of that. 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:09.040 We definitely have some of those acts tonight. 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:10.399 That's what I'm looking forward to. 00:05:10.560 --> 00:05:13.920 Some unexpected yeah, yeah, gems. 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:14.800 All right. 00:05:14.959 --> 00:05:17.120 Does it pique your interest, Sam? 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:21.199 If I mention some of the artists we might be looking at. 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:22.639 Mahmoud. 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:23.279 Ooh. 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:24.319 Kano. 00:05:24.800 --> 00:05:25.360 Jack, yep. 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:26.160 Of course. 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:28.000 Baby lasagna. 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:29.120 Of course. 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:33.040 Sam Ryder and The Roop. 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:33.680 Ooh. 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:35.680 There's no surprise there. 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:39.759 The Roop are back and there are big hats. 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:43.360 We also have the Sunstroke Project. 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:50.720 Does Fire right there? 00:05:50.879 --> 00:05:51.680 Oh, ooh. 00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:54.399 Okay, that's a bold statement. 00:05:54.959 --> 00:06:00.879 Can I just say for their live performance, they've gone somewhere that I guarantee you were not expecting. 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:06.399 Could this be the first time you walk out on a Sunstroke project number? 00:06:07.519 --> 00:06:09.519 Okay, we'll find out. 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:10.079 You know what? 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:11.439 There's only one thing to do. 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:12.800 There's only one thing to do. 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:17.839 Fill up our drinks and get back into it, as we say. 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:18.879 Bonjour. 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:19.839 Guten Tag. 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:21.680 Beef at hello. 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:24.879 Oh, Jesus, just fake it a little bit, Sam. 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:29.279 And I guess welcome to the Juice War podcast. 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:05.040 You may remember Vabe. 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:10.560 For those who can't remember, they were what we described as the Jedwood Wannabes. 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:15.519 It was the two young boys in silver suits in boat. 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:23.439 Look, last year it wasn't the best song, but it did give us that bit of fun and activity we needed in the middle of the doldrums. 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:28.480 How would you describe their latest 2026? 00:07:28.639 --> 00:07:30.319 They have released Gamer Boy. 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:30.879 What do you think? 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:32.480 The charts should get ready. 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:36.480 I'm hope I'm hopeful you haven't started tonight with like the best song. 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:40.160 That is the best song wearing for a long night. 00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:42.480 We have to start somewhere. 00:07:43.360 --> 00:07:44.639 You're not gonna download that? 00:07:44.720 --> 00:07:46.160 How would you describe it? 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:57.519 It's like a 90s ringtone on your mobile phone, which you had to pay 25 cents for or a dollar for by by texting a phone number you found in the back of the TV guide. 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:00.480 Hey, look, that frog is a rich man to this day, alright? 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:03.839 How did you feel? 00:08:04.079 --> 00:08:06.480 It was, you know, a bit of fun. 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:08.800 You know, it's not winning awards. 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:14.720 It's it's it's not gonna You were not moved by but what about the quality of those lyrics? 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:17.600 Hey, it really made you think about the universe. 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:22.000 I am a gamer boy, you're a gamer girl. 00:08:22.319 --> 00:08:24.800 Let's game around the world. 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:26.160 And you know what? 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:34.399 I think deep with the world and all the crisis it is at the moment, it really makes you stop and think and just think. 00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:34.960 Yeah. 00:08:35.120 --> 00:08:42.559 Guess you could this be the anthem to bring peace to the East in 2026. 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:45.600 No, no, let's just let's just call it now. 00:08:45.759 --> 00:08:47.679 No, that's a hard no. 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:49.600 Okay, maybe we should bless their hearts. 00:08:49.679 --> 00:08:52.320 It was, you know, it was a bit of fun, it had a good beat, but yeah. 00:08:52.639 --> 00:08:54.320 Okay, let's bring it down a beat. 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:56.559 Well, let's go to Sweden, shall we? 00:08:56.879 --> 00:08:57.200 Okay. 00:08:57.440 --> 00:09:09.360 We are going to look at, and if I take you back, I think we I'm gonna say that we all remember, but let's be honest, the year of Kinshita worst, we don't remember anything other than Kinsheeda worst. 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:15.200 We all it all burnt down in the flames as that beautiful Phoenix rose. 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.159 Can't be sued for copyright. 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:21.440 If it's completely out of tune. 00:09:21.519 --> 00:09:21.840 Yeah, yeah. 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:23.360 No one knew what you were singing. 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:29.840 Because it blacked everything out, you may have completely forgotten the song that came second. 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:35.919 No one remembers who was the second person to climb Mount Everest. 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:40.480 No one remembers who was the second person to walk on the moon. 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:42.720 If you're not first, you're nothing. 00:09:42.960 -->
00:09:46.240 We are now gonna deep dive into that nothing. 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.080 Sandra Nielsen. 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.000 Oh my sad. 00:09:53.440 --> 00:09:54.960 Oh my god, I remember this. 00:09:55.120 --> 00:09:55.600 I know this. 00:09:55.759 --> 00:09:58.799 This is on my Eurovision playlist. 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:00.240 So I remember this. 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:11.919 Well, unfortunately, she decided to rise out of her sadness and competed at the Mela de Festivalin this year, 2026. 00:10:12.080 --> 00:10:15.600 She was back, and you think I've come second. 00:10:15.679 --> 00:10:17.440 I am so close. 00:10:17.600 --> 00:10:19.039 I am so close to victory. 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:26.159 I am like the McDonald's CEO bite nibbling on the edge of victory. 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:27.840 Surely you've got a V. 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:29.600 Surely you've got a V. 00:10:29.679 --> 00:10:30.799 You're like a shoe-in. 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:35.759 Yes, second place is close to first, but it's also close to third. 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:39.039 Unfortunately, she wasn't even close to third. 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:45.679 She came tenth in the final with her song Waste Your Love. 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:50.720 And we are about to waste our time as we check out Waste Your Love. 00:10:54.559 --> 00:10:55.360 I like that song. 00:10:55.519 --> 00:10:56.080 Back off. 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:58.080 Ooh, fight, fight, fight. 00:10:58.159 --> 00:11:02.080 So, how do we feel about Sana Nielsen? 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:06.399 11 years since her second place performance. 00:11:06.720 --> 00:11:08.559 I can't believe it's the same person. 00:11:08.720 --> 00:11:10.159 Like, what do you mean? 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:11.600 You can't believe it's the same person. 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:16.879 She's definitely like a lot that booter, thicker, and I like it. 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:20.000 She's obviously 11 years old or whatever it was. 00:11:20.320 --> 00:11:20.879 11 years, yes. 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:21.679 11 years into the side. 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:22.639 Yeah. 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:24.559 But she looks amazing. 00:11:25.360 --> 00:11:27.360 She's sounding amazing as well. 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:33.600 Like when we saw her last time on at Eurovision, she had no stage presence. 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:36.000 She stood in the same position the whole song. 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:40.879 In a very Karen haircut, in a very Mother of the Bride dress. 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:42.399 She used the whole stage. 00:11:42.480 --> 00:11:43.440 She was owning it. 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.720 She was owning the song, owning the stage, owning the performance. 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:48.080 I can't believe it's the same person. 00:11:48.320 --> 00:11:56.399 Well, of course, it's 11 years later, and she is now, as the French would describe, at the perfect age. 00:11:56.559 --> 00:12:01.039 Of course, she is at her peak, sexual, because this is the interesting thing. 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:02.960 Men have a sexual peak. 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:07.600 Women have a sexual plateau later on in life. 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:10.320 And I think we are fully seeing that. 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:10.960 You know what? 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:23.600 I think in the last couple of years, Eurovision has definitely been embracing more the thicker, curvier, older, experienced lady at Eurovision. 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:25.679 And I am here for it. 00:12:25.919 --> 00:12:32.080 Gone are the like crunchy old rags with the hood that they used to put the larger ladies in. 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:33.600 They are in the sequins. 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:38.559 Poonani's out for all the world to see, and I am here for it. 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:40.000 Yes, it was out. 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:41.039 Goodness me. 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:42.879 That was that was yeah. 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:44.639 I mean, there was a lot of bling happening. 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:45.279 I liked it. 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:46.159 It was, yeah. 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:48.240 I mean, it was t-shirt length. 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:49.279 Bless her heart. 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:50.960 Like she, yeah, wow. 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:54.000 That was I don't think it was her heart we were high-fiving there. 00:12:54.240 --> 00:12:55.039 No, we were not. 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:55.600 No. 00:12:57.279 --> 00:12:59.679 No, but it was a it was a banger. 00:12:59.840 --> 00:13:00.720 That was that was good. 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:01.519 That was fun. 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:03.279 And she like smashed it. 00:13:03.360 --> 00:13:04.960 She like owned that stage. 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:06.799 So I'm very impressed with that. 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:07.679 I'm quite surprised. 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:11.840 Like, that is a song that I think you could easily see on the Eurovision stage. 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:13.360 100% get through the finals. 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:14.080 100%. 00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:15.039 Yeah, yeah. 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:17.120 That is a decent, respectable song. 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:19.120 Came 10th. 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:20.000 I think. 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:25.919 Is that a shock, or is that just a reflection of the ridiculous amount of quality that Sweden produces each year? 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:29.039 The next nine above her better be damn good. 00:13:29.279 --> 00:13:34.320 Or if they're not good, they're gonna be like random weird shit that we're not expecting. 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:38.080 Well, look, I I do know what's coming. 00:13:38.159 --> 00:13:39.279 I'm not saying anything. 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:41.360 Of course, Bob's giving me the evil eye. 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:45.039 She wants to be shocked the second that it appears. 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:47.200 But now you have something to reference it to. 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:54.960 Yeah, now this has kind of ruined me because if if Sweden sends something that's like anything less than this, I'm
gonna be pure. 00:13:55.279 --> 00:13:56.879 Well, no, this was like nine spots down. 00:13:56.960 --> 00:13:59.840 So clearly, this what they're sending is gonna be ten times better. 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:00.960 It better be. 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:01.759 That's what I'm saying. 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:02.559 It better be. 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:05.519 Otherwise, they're in fucking trouble. 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:19.600 Let's just say we do have later on, we're gonna get to another Eurovision superstar who tried to get in this year and was pipped at the post came second, and it is causing controversy, riot in the streets. 00:14:19.679 --> 00:14:20.399 We'll get to that one. 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:21.840 I mean, we know Sam's opinion. 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:23.279 Second is nothing. 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:25.679 No one remembers second. 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:28.159 You know what? 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:31.679 While we're talking of people who came second, what are you talking about? 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:33.840 Let's talk Mahmoud. 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:34.559 Mamud? 00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:35.200 Mahmoud. 00:14:35.360 --> 00:14:35.840 Mahmoud. 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.600 Let's talk Mahmoud. 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:41.440 We are going back to Italy and not the sexy rock. 00:14:41.600 --> 00:14:46.480 We are going back to the troubled baby needs a hug. 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:47.759 Alright, here we go. 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:48.960 Italy. 00:14:49.600 --> 00:14:50.879 I'm a little bit worried. 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:56.559 I just mentioned I can't wait to get your honest reactions to Mahmud's latest single. 00:14:56.799 --> 00:15:01.360 The first Stam did was Empty the Last of His Drink. 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:07.360 So we did we watched the 2019 Sale Sale. 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:15.360 And then the crowd refused to watch his 2022 performance where he came sixth. 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:18.399 Last year in 2025, second, yes. 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:22.480 Oh no, in his second appearance, he came sixth in 2022. 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:24.320 But in 2019, he came second. 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:28.240 He's just released that song last year. 00:15:28.559 --> 00:15:30.320 Sotamarini. 00:15:30.720 --> 00:15:31.840 What's your feelings on this? 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:36.000 Is this one that's going to be added to your Eurovision favourites list? 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:37.600 Most definitely not. 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:38.080 No? 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:40.240 Strong no as well. 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:43.200 This is not, this is not grabbing you. 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:47.840 What I found really was when I was describing it to you, I'm like, I'm like, it's Mahmud, it's Saldi. 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:49.519 Neither of you had any recognition. 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:59.440 I'm like, honestly, honestly, just wait, wait for the chorus, wait for the I was waiting for the memories to come flooding back and neither of you could remember it. 00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:01.919 I think we both said, how did this come second? 00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:02.320 Yeah. 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:04.320 I'm angry all over again. 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:07.279 And I'm, yeah, I'm offended for 2019. 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:08.559 Like, how is that second? 00:16:08.720 --> 00:16:18.960 It actually lost to Duncan Lawrence Arcade, which of course is quite infamous for the song which gives all of us too many feelings at the same time. 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:23.200 Even hearing the song, your other half, your boyfriend is running up the stairs. 00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:32.080 He's like, Oh, arcade feelings, no, ah Mahmoud's very uh straight man having emotions. 00:16:32.240 --> 00:16:36.159 It's all about, you know, basically his dad running off and leaving him. 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:38.240 They've taken his windbreaker off. 00:16:38.399 --> 00:16:43.039 I mean, he's he's come in a suit, he's he's dressed up for the occasion, and he couldn't even take his fucking windbreaker off. 00:16:43.279 --> 00:16:44.240 Can I performance? 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:46.480 Can I say we did we kind of cheated? 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:49.360 We saw a performance for Radio Italia. 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:53.360 We watched the live performance where he is performing. 00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:59.120 I've got to say, these days he is rocking a haircut, I think inspired, and this is for our UK listeners. 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:00.080 Who are you gonna say? 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:03.919 Oh no, I was I was gonna say I want to be porn star moustache. 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:05.119 Yes, that too. 00:17:05.440 --> 00:17:14.319 Which is a little creepy, but porn star moustache, I think, crossed with moss from the IT crowd, that haircut, a much smaller version. 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:17.039 There is nothing wrong with a porn star moustache. 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:18.079 Thank you very much. 00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:20.559 Calm down, Set. 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:21.359 Awkward. 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:32.160 Although, looking at this performance from Radio Italia, it's very good of like Mum Wood to like stop running security as he clearly just pops on the stage to pop out a banger. 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:40.960 I feel like he's trying to like brush off the pop star persona, like X Factor taken seriously as a performer. 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:48.400 Well, I mean it's But when you're wearing like a wind shirt, like a wind jacket inside, you've got a porn stash and you've got your natural curls. 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:50.160 It's about to get wet. 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.359 It's hard to be No, it's not. 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:56.640 No one's getting wet, no one's even moist. 00:17:56.799 --> 00:17:58.319 It's hard to take him seriously. 00:17:58.480 --> 00:18:02.799 Well, maybe he's got the windbreaker on because he's expecting the crowd to start crying. 00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:08.319 Some of the themes crying, yes, for the reason he wants no. 00:18:08.720 -->
00:18:22.160 Some of the themes mentioned in this song including unconditional love, acceptance of all sexualities, prison, his mother. 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:24.640 Look, I think it's sully all over again. 00:18:24.720 --> 00:18:28.880 This is another example of I think Mahmoud just needs therapy. 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:32.720 Stop singing about it and see a therapist, sing in the therapy chair. 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:34.799 Or just drink like the rest of us. 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:39.680 But like I said, I think he's trying to brush off that pop star X Factor. 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:45.680 Like his public performances, like he goes out in public now and he wears like gender-fluid clothing. 00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:55.039 So I think he's trying to forget his past, forget how people picture him, remember him, and kind of like carve his own identity. 00:18:55.359 --> 00:18:57.440 But at the moment, I'm I'm just not feeling it. 00:18:57.680 --> 00:19:03.440 Yeah, because I mean it it it's it's a hard chain to break yourself free from that like X factor. 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:11.680 Like, yes, it might launch you into the limelight, but then you're sort of forever remembered in that, you know, that shadow is coming over you. 00:19:11.839 --> 00:19:15.839 My favorite bit is you couldn't, I don't you were like, I can't believe he came second. 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:19.920 And I'm like, yeah, and he came sixth with his second performance. 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:24.640 You had even less memory of the second performance. 00:19:24.799 --> 00:19:27.839 And what did you do a Google search on for his 20th? 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:31.200 And what did the what did Google have to say? 00:19:31.279 --> 00:19:32.319 What did you Google? 00:19:32.720 --> 00:19:34.240 Come on, say it out loud. 00:19:34.319 --> 00:19:35.119 What did you say? 00:19:35.279 --> 00:19:36.559 You know what you said. 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:41.920 First, well, uh firstly, I Googled who he performed with, which was Blanco. 00:19:42.079 --> 00:19:42.240 Yep. 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:46.079 And then I Googled, were they intimate during this? 00:19:46.319 --> 00:19:47.200 You can say fucking. 00:19:47.279 --> 00:19:47.599 It's alright. 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:48.960 Hang on, I've got the beep button. 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:50.079 Let me get the beep button. 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:52.880 Were they Oh no, I haven't got the button yet. 00:19:53.200 --> 00:19:54.880 Insert beep. 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:57.599 And uh Google says no. 00:19:57.839 --> 00:19:58.640 Oh no, hang on. 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:02.880 I've actually definitely got, oh no, anyway, I've lost some, I've got too many. 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:04.799 I asked Google, were they fucking? 00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:06.079 And Google said no. 00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:08.720 They just had very intense chemistry. 00:20:09.119 --> 00:20:12.640 And I think the chemistry that they're talking about was hate. 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:18.000 Because if you see
their live performance, there was, of course, there was controversy during the year because there were all these things. 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:34.720 Blanco was too busy out partying, he didn't show up for rehearsals, and of course, you ended up with their live performance, which looked completely unrehearsed, and from like two people who were just meeting for a sing-off in the Aldi car park. 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:39.279 But what you're saying is Blanco bottom, Mahmood top. 00:20:40.640 --> 00:20:42.880 That's why he's wearing the windsbreaker. 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:43.680 Oh my lord. 00:20:43.839 --> 00:20:47.519 All right, Chao, do you think we should actually like pick it back up? 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:52.319 We are officially ready for Sam's opinion on the roof. 00:20:55.039 --> 00:21:02.240 We have just taken a look at The Roop, who actually punched out three singles in 2025. 00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:07.599 They were Just Think About It, Steal Me and Chica Chico. 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:14.240 Now, Steal Me, Just Think About It, a slower, sort of more of a ballad, you know. 00:21:14.559 --> 00:21:22.160 I have feelings that you may not expect if your only experience with a roop is their Eurovision songs. 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:30.079 Of course, one of the top winners predicted for on fire, of course, for the year Eurovision was cancelled. 00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:35.920 They came back the next year with Disco Tech, and they came eighth. 00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:47.759 But we just watched their Chica Chico performance, which of course we had the Lithuanian singers singing in English and Spanish. 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:51.759 Oh, maybe we should get him in to do halftime at the Super Bowl. 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:56.559 The Americans seem to react very well when people sing in Spanish. 00:21:56.960 --> 00:21:59.680 What do you think of the root chick art? 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:00.960 Chicago. 00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:03.200 I really liked it. 00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:08.559 Like it's obviously On Fire and Discotheque are the only ones I'm familiar with from Eurovision. 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:11.519 Peak! And yeah, like they're they're awesome. 00:22:11.680 --> 00:22:12.240 I love them. 00:22:12.480 --> 00:22:15.200 Constant rotation on my Eurovision playlist. 00:22:15.519 --> 00:22:21.279 Not that epic kind of level, but thoroughly enjoyed it. 00:22:21.599 --> 00:22:24.240 Fun, I think is the word that first comes to my mind. 00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:28.720 And it see, it kind of looked a little bit more like actually them. 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:37.119 Like the the Eurovision ones were a bit more performative, like arty character kind of like stuff, whereas this seemed a bit more them. 00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:44.079 Dancing around the streets. 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:48.240 He is trying to bring back the hatch and vest combo, isn't he? 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:49.039 He really is. 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:52.240 Hey, he's I think he's doing a good job at bringing it back. 00:22:52.559 --> 00:23:01.359 Can I say watching some of the the other film clips that they did for the like the 2025, he has been working out in 2025. 00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:05.279 When you saw the when you see the little steel the steel steel me? 00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:05.839 Steel snap. 00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:06.640 Steel meeting. 00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:06.960 Yes. 00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:09.519 Yeah, the little snapshot of that, the the image. 00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:10.640 Hot damn. 00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:11.599 Damn. 00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:15.839 I mean he's he's never been, you know, out of shape. 00:23:16.160 --> 00:23:19.759 No, but he's clearly been working on it since we've seen him on it. 00:23:20.160 --> 00:23:22.720 Tweaked what needed to be tweaked. 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:23.279 Yes. 00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:28.079 Now let me hand over Sam's opinion on this. 00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:35.759 Stan, you almost exploded when we started watching, and you were like, my God, the handkerchiefs, the code. 00:23:36.319 --> 00:23:40.880 It seems you have, and this is why you always bring a gay to Eurovision. 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:44.799 You have something that you need to tell us about this film clip. 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:47.599 Visually, there was so much happening. 00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:50.240 Vocally, I didn't hear one of the lyrics. 00:23:50.319 --> 00:23:53.359 I could not tell you anything about the lyrics whatsoever. 00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:53.920 Uh-huh. 00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:59.279 But the song started with a cat and then a shirtless man, and I'm like, I'm sold. 00:23:59.519 --> 00:23:59.920 Yeah, I'm sorry. 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:00.799 I'm down for this. 00:24:01.039 --> 00:24:02.000 What more do you need? 00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:05.440 But then I noticed that there were handkerchiefs. 00:24:05.680 --> 00:24:10.000 Okay, and we're not just we're not talking about polite in like a you know in a top jacket. 00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:11.920 No, no, not to pull your nose on. 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:12.960 Bandanas. 00:24:13.680 --> 00:24:17.599 And in gay community, gay culture, there is a code. 00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:19.839 Oh called the Hanky Code. 00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:26.559 And when I saw the hankies, I I was like, what is going on here? 00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:28.640 Like, I need to understand this better. 00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:33.759 Oh my god, Sam, are we about to break the code? 00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.079 Oh, break the code down for you. 00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:38.799 So, like, red, red hankies? 00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:39.359 Yes. 00:24:40.079 --> 00:24:42.079 Means fisting. 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:43.039 What? 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:44.319 Fisting. 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:46.559 Okay, so okay. 00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:49.200 So can that be to either or fisting? 00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:52.720 Is that like you like to be fisted or you want to fist someone? 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:56.559 Well, that's when which pocket the
hanky goes into. 00:24:56.799 --> 00:24:57.519 Oh, really? 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:00.079 Is it your left side or your right side? 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:02.000 So Well, that's what we want to know. 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:05.839 I don't want to that's that's a huge error to make. 00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:11.680 So if your hanky is on your left side, uh-huh, it means you like to fist other people. 00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:12.160 Okay. 00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:18.079 If it's on your right side, like the roop, you like to get fisted. 00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:24.319 Well, everybody put those hands forward and clap. 00:25:26.079 --> 00:25:28.079 But we didn't just see a red hanky. 00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:28.480 Yes. 00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.160 We also saw a blue hanky. 00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:32.960 Okay, this was on the other uh other band members. 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:33.920 Around the neck. 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:38.720 So the neck is neutral, so it's not the you prefer one over the other. 00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:40.160 You're you're either or. 00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:42.640 Either or you're versatile. 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:43.039 Okay. 00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:45.519 Or now the word is flip. 00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:46.640 Flip. 00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:47.359 Okay, there we go. 00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:49.279 Flip from your hot new gay word. 00:25:49.599 --> 00:25:50.799 Giving to getting. 00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:51.279 Okay. 00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:52.319 Pitcher to catcher. 00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:53.359 Flipping. 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:53.680 Yeah. 00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:55.599 You're the flipping flipper. 00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:57.119 Do you know what blue means? 00:25:57.519 --> 00:25:57.839 Oh. 00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:00.559 Blue's just your generic fucking. 00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:02.240 You just like to fuck. 00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:03.759 Likes to get fucked. 00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:10.079 Just as couldn't that, couldn't that just be like any human being on the planet could wear a blue bandana? 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:10.799 You could. 00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:13.119 You could wear one to work on Monday. 00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:13.440 Like. 00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:21.039 The other week, can I tell you, I got up and I was in, can I say, a very hormonal mood. 00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:27.680 You know, sometimes you wake up and you're just like, yeah, you've been punching your ovaries, you know, all night long. 00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:31.759 You feel very hot, you're very sweaty, you're very angry. 00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:36.559 Nothing that you own in your closet fits or sits right. 00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:46.000 I just threw on the first biggest 5XL shirt that I had in my laundry basket and just angrily went to work. 00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:47.200 Oh, my coffee. 00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:47.680 Meh. 00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:52.720 Just went into work, sat there half the day, meh, angry. 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:57.519 About lunchtime, just before lunchtime, I got up and I went to
the bathroom. 00:26:57.599 --> 00:27:01.839 And this bathroom that I went to, they actually have a floor-to-ceiling mirror. 00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:18.799 And it was only after that, you know, and I washed my hands and I got a self among the mirror, and I realized in my meh mood, I had been wearing at work all day a t-shirt that had a joke about eating pussy. 00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:29.200 Real Mothman eat the carpet with a picture of a Mothman from my other podcast, Gavin in the Woods, True Crime, Supernatural. 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:32.400 I was, and then I realized, oh my god, which made it work. 00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:39.839 I am now at work and I am very clearly wearing a shirt about eating pussy. 00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.799 And I texted a friend of mine going, What do I do? 00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:46.400 I'm at work and I just realized I'm wearing a shirt about eating pussy. 00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:47.359 What do I do? 00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:48.559 I made the mistake. 00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:52.799 I texted a straight man and his response was just own it. 00:27:53.119 --> 00:27:55.759 If anyone calls you out on it, that's discrimination. 00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:57.200 It's a hate crime. 00:27:57.519 --> 00:27:59.200 And you'll take them to HR. 00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:00.799 That's true. 00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:01.279 That's true. 00:28:01.359 --> 00:28:02.640 Who are they to fucking judge? 00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:04.240 Yeah, exactly. 00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:07.839 Okay, so uh yeah, there was no blue scarf around my neck. 00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:11.440 So, you know, okay, so if you want to fuck blue scarf around the neck. 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:12.480 That is the colour for you. 00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:12.799 Okay. 00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:14.400 There was also an orange one. 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:17.440 We can see an orange one on our third member of LaRoop. 00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:19.839 Orange means you're up for anything. 00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:21.519 And that's around the neck as well. 00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:22.960 Around the neck, you're up for anything. 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:24.319 But hang on. 00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:25.920 Say you wear orange then. 00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:27.680 Orange is high energy. 00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:29.200 I am not high energy. 00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:30.480 But you said easy. 00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:33.039 So okay, so you- I said you're up for anything. 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:34.400 I didn't say easy. 00:28:34.640 --> 00:28:35.599 No one said easy. 00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:36.960 That's implied, Sam. 00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:37.680 We've met you. 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:38.720 The easy is implied. 00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.720 So you'll just go with the flow. 00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:44.240 But isn't that fucking? 00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:47.680 What's the difference between the blue fucking and the orange? 00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:52.559 Oh, sorry, we should be What's the difference between the blue and the orange? 00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:54.640 Well, blue is Oh. 00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:59.359 Blue is just solely beeping. 00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:01.200 Oh, it's so just ordinary. 00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.240 Like, are we talking yes, penetration is all it is. 00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:05.039 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:14.400 Oh my lord. 00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:18.000 Is it you're gonna my finger is gonna catch fire? 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.480 What's the bandana for that? 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:24.079 Scotch is kicking in. 00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:28.079 I assume that then orange means everything else. 00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:37.519 It could be a bit of a bit of a bit of a handy, a bit of a wristy, a bit of a okay, so blue would be like, I guess, sort of simple s right. 00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.039 Missionary. 00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:42.240 Missionary. 00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:45.680 I'm sorry, somehow I want to like, I feel like I should beep for that gesture. 00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.680 Just if you can be gesturing. 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:51.839 If you can hear that, if you can hear the fingers, oh no! 00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:54.960 No! We're done. 00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:55.920 There's a lot of actions there. 00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.079 There are children listening to this sound. 00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.440 Yeah, it feels very inappropriate right now. 00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:08.079 But yes, I think the the blue is more traditional. 00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:11.279 No, I mean not traditional necessarily, but you know, like yeah, like actual. 00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:13.200 Oh, yeah, no, not traditional. 00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:18.559 Like a lot of like culture that like yeah, but it's that that particular act. 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:24.640 Whereas wouldn't you just have a white b bandana then for just like white vanilla white person sex? 00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:30.400 Like but white is the colour of a bodily fluid. 00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:37.200 Oh, oh, oh, I want to can't take back the question. 00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:44.880 Um so I is that actually on the hanky code, or is that just it's not just you the colour of what it is? 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.000 I'm I'm not up to date with the hanky code. 00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:52.319 I'm I'm personally not right it, folks. 00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.559 I don't own hanky's, so your mother was right. 00:30:56.720 --> 00:30:58.240 You are getting old, Sam. 00:30:58.319 --> 00:31:00.480 What did your mother say to you the other day? 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:01.839 Go on, tell our listeners. 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:03.440 He looks his age. 00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:04.160 Ooh. 00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.319 Hosh and from your own mother. 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:12.240 But just turning 70 this year, so she better watch what she says. 00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:19.440 And didn't she just take you to a show where a German man showed you his sparkly underpants for her birthday? 00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:20.160 Yes. 00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:21.359
What's the code for that? 00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:23.119 What's the bandana for that? 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:26.559 White means beat my meat. 00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:28.559 Excuse me. 00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.599 White means the hanky code, beat my meat. 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:38.319 So if you're wearing on your left, you want someone to beat your meat. 00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:41.440 If you're wearing it on the right, you will beat their meat. 00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:42.480 Okay, but hang on. 00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:46.960 To clarify, when you say beat, does that mean you're asking someone to punch your dick? 00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:51.519 You want to feed the chickens, you want to throw dice in the back alley. 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.720 I'm afraid none of our listeners know what any of that. 00:31:58.960 --> 00:31:59.759 Of course they do. 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:01.680 You've got chickens that need feeding. 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:05.039 If they listen to you, of course they know what that means. 00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:06.319 Oh, disgraceful. 00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:07.279 Wow, okay. 00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:11.599 I was overjoyed at seeing the hanky code in the film clip. 00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.599 The memories of your younger days. 00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:15.279 No, they're long forgotten. 00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:17.839 The Scotch has killed those memory cells. 00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:19.759 Like, but like you don't see that. 00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:22.160 Like you don't see artists performing. 00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:23.440 With their hankies on. 00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:30.160 With the hankies on and and Helm Proud about what they're into, and it's like Well, it is called Chica Chico. 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:32.400 It used to be like so taboo. 00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:33.599 Like, it's great to see that. 00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:37.599 Like they're just embracing it and you know, like in embracing their kink. 00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:38.960 No kink shaming here. 00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:43.279 I have a bandana with with uh that's tie-dyed with smiley faces on it. 00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:44.960 What does that mean in the code? 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:46.640 What am I opening myself up to? 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:53.279 I really hope that they hear this and they're horrified to know that that's what these hankies mean. 00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:54.480 I'm misinterpreting it. 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:56.400 Completely off. 00:32:56.880 --> 00:33:04.960 I hope they're just sitting at home one night and they're like, oh, someone made a podcast about us, and they hear it and they're just like, holy shit, what have we done? 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:06.559 It's my favorite colour. 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:09.759 I am hoping to get this out on Sunday night. 00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:11.759 Can you imagine from Sunday night? 00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:18.400 The roops like DMs are gonna light up with all these like fist pictures. 00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:21.119 What the hell? 00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.920 Why are so many people sliding into my DMs? 00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:26.720 Hey, who there, little looter? 00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:30.319 Oh my Lordy Lou. 00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:34.319 Well, you know, it it's always good to learn about different cultures. 00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:34.880 It is. 00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:43.039 Is it is there is there a hanky just for I'm white and confused and don't hurt me? 00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:44.240 Who am I? 00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:45.279 Why am I here? 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:47.759 I was just trying to get the 96 bus. 00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:49.119 Please. 00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:50.960 We might have to make one just for you. 00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:53.680 Just say if there isn't, we should make one for you. 00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:56.640 Oh what colour is available? 00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.799 Yeah, are there any colours left in you know in the rainbow? 00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:09.679 We could release a series of the Deuce Pois podcast Hanky Code bandanas, ones for every movie. 00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:12.639 There should be a black one with skulls on it for you. 00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:16.239 Oh if you're into snuff films? 00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:20.000 No, no, no, because you know, you like all like, you know, gothic and whatever. 00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:27.039 So it can be a little I also whatever. 00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:37.280 Okay, pick your No, see in my other podcast we do like whole episodes about people, you know, who are like I like to put my in the of the dead. 00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.440 So no, let's let's not. 00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:41.519 I know, I know anyway. 00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:43.440 Shall we move to the next song? 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:45.039 Yes, okay. 00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:48.719 If we uh if we move past the hanky stuff, I liked the root song. 00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:49.519 Yay! 00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:53.440 Yeah, how many how many fists out of ten would you give it? 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:54.480 Oh Jesus. 00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:58.480 Like I said, I didn't listen to one word from the lyrics. 00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:03.679 I was just so focused on the hankies, the positions, and that's all I took in. 00:35:04.159 --> 00:35:05.440 Yeah, okay, we're moving on from that. 00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:07.679 Disgraceful, Sam. 00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.159 Absolutely disgraceful. 00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:13.280 All right, like, subscribe, read a review. 00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:17.360 Hopefully, hopefully you enjoyed the craziness. 00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:37.440 If you did, join us in tomorrow where this epic continues as I reveal to Sam and Bob the new releases from Sam Ryder, Alexander Ryback, Nemo, Sunstrike Project, Baby Lasagna, Gadejah, Kano, and so much more. 00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:40.320 Get your bandanas, Europe. 00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:43.199 It's time to come together.
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