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This is a truth universally acknowledged,
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a podcast of passions,
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of clocks striking 13,
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of pixels and pages, of bookmarks and
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backlogs, of cozy
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cocktails and fireside stories.
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It is a pleasure to burn, of a world
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split into East and West, the best of
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times and the worst of times, of summer
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days and winter nights, autumn leaves and
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spring blooms, the ink on the pages, the
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buttons at your fingertips.
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It's dangerous to go alone.
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So let's begin.
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Press start and settle in.
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Dust off the TBR, clear
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some space on your memory card.
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It's time for chapters and checkpoints.
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(Music)
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my friends.
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It's a pleasure to see you today.
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It's good to see you too.
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Aw, it's almost like you like me or
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something.
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I don't know how you
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would get that impression.
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And that's a really funny joke for the
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book that I'm bringing to the table
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today, but I'm not ready for that yet.
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You're not ready for that yet?
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No, I think I need to get into the vibe.
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Into the vibe?
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Yes.
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What's the vibe today?
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I am ready to talk cocktails.
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Are you ready to talk cocktails?
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Ooh, cocktails.
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This early in the morning, this late in
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the evening, this mid in the afternoon,
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whatever we're talking about today.
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I don't know what time it
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is where you are, listener.
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Yeah.
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But it's time for us to set the vibe.
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It is absolutely time.
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I like to set the vibe.
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Set the vibe.
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right, let's talk cocktails.
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What do we got?
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So my cocktail for today
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is called The Last Word.
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Ooh, I love The Last Word.
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I was gonna say, I think
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you know this cocktail.
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I do, but tell me more about it.
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Yeah, so it is a classic, sharp,
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perfectly balanced, prohibition-era
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cocktail, equal parts of gin,
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green chartreuse,
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maraschino liqueur and fresh lime juice.
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I wasn't sure about the liqueur.
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Is that normally what you
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would put in the cocktail?
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Yeah,
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liqueur of some kind of bitter liqueur.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Yes, what I'm looking for here is
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something sharp, something a little bit
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bitter, something a little
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bit like hard to swallow.
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Hard to swallow.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, that's the vibe I'm bringing today.
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And I'm hoping that you're gonna bring an
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interesting vibe too.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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So just so we understand the conceit of
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the show, last time we lied to everyone
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and said, we didn't know what each other
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were gonna talk about,
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even though we totally did.
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It was a pilot, it
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was a prototype, right?
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It was proof of concept.
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Proof of concept, right?
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This time, for realsies,
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not lying.
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I know what you're gonna talk about.
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Yes, you do.
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You have no idea what
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I'm gonna be talking about.
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That's very true.
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So knowing what you're gonna be talking
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about and what I'm gonna be talking
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about, I'm gonna be drinking what I'm
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drinking right now,
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which is green matcha.
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I'm gonna be showing it on camera for
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those who can see it.
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It's looking a little, I
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have a nice little filter here.
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It doesn't make it look
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super fancy, but there you go.
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You can see it in
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that filter right there.
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Green matcha with a little bit of milk
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and a little bit of honey.
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That's the vibe today.
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Once again, it's even the tradition of
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not being alcoholic, but
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I'm not anti-alcoholic.
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I'm not anti-not being alcoholic.
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It's just the vibe we're going with.
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It's a nice little
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complimentary, supplementary,
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bipolarishness of your topic and your
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discussion and your cocktail, I believe.
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But the last word is a fabulous cocktail
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and I might need to have one after this.
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I think it sounds great.
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We'll just have to find some chartreuse
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somewhere around here.
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Absolutely.
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(Laughing)
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So that's what we're drinking.
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Yeah.
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We're--
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We're about to bring two
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classic stories together.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah, we're gonna try to find out if
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these guys are basically the same or if
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one of us has lost the plot.
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It's not me.
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I never lose the plot ever.
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I always can keep track of what all the
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characters' motivations are
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doing and what the plot is.
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Yet I'm really bad at,
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it's not as popular anymore,
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but there was that time when
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any popular culture thing would come up
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and there'd be a bajillion
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videos on YouTube, on like
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Twitter, Instagram, saying, here are all
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the problems with this movie, this show,
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this book, whatever.
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They name all the
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critical little itty bitty
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continuity flaws and stuff.
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And I'm really bad at
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catching that stuff.
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I'm like, I went with
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the flaw, it was fine.
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Didn't bother me that much.
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Wasn't that big of a deal?
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But for some people, it
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really was a big deal.
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I'm nit picky like that.
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I'll find something and I'm like, that
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doesn't make any sense.
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But there's some plot holes that you can
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let go and some that
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kind of like ruin the story.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think for me,
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my thing is the emotional truth that the
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characters are facing.
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If I can, if I believe it and it's fine,
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I can go everywhere,
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which way the character goes.
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Once we start betraying what I think is
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the emotional truth of that character, it
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drives me now to that's
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when I get pretty upset.
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Little itty bitty
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continuity errors don't bother me.
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Things like a
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technicality and
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either the lore or whatever.
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I usually let it pass as long as the
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story sweeps me in some way.
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But
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yeah, I guess I'm leaning in that
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capacity in some way.
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Do you mean specifically when the
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characters are like not
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being true to themselves?
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Like if they're doing
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something out of character.
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I think so.
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I think
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if everything has led up to a certain
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point and they go in a completely
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different direction and it feels like the
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writer, like it's a brand new writer and
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they forgotten half the story that we
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have already experienced.
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And you're like, why would that
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character, wait, what?
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I mean, I'm a big believer in
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like the promise of stories.
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Like you start a story and very quickly
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you should see little
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sprouts of things that are gonna flourish
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in directions that you could predict.
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It doesn't have to go in that direction,
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but like you have to be
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able to see a little bit of it.
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It's the promise of what
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the story will fulfill.
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I'm thinking of Indiana
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Jones, "Raise the Lost Ark."
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The very first scene where Indy's with
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his crew and his crew dies and the one
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guy betrays him and he's
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just about to get the relic.
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He runs away from the boulder.
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And then at the last minute,
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the bad guys win, he loses.
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He gets away,
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but the bad guys are ultimately gonna die
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anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
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That first little half hour, 20 minutes,
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it's like a promise of what the rest of
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the movie is gonna give you.
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It's exactly beat for beat the same.
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So I mean, I'm not saying every film
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story has to follow that, but generally
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speaking, when something betrays that,
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there has to be a very compelling reason
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for it, in my opinion.
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Yeah, if they're gonna give you a sort of
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character study in the
beginning, you're
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expecting that character
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to basically be the same.
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Maybe that's part of the twist, but.
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Yeah, and then I should expect what's
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gonna change, right?
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But anyway, I mean,
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I feel like I can't give a really good
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compelling example, but when a character
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is leading to a certain direction for a
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long time and we take a left-hand turn
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out of nowhere, and it's very clear to me
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that it's taking that left-hand turn to
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build quote unquote artificial intrigue
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within its audience, and it should be
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something more organic, and that's not
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necessarily where things were leading.
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That's where I get bummed out.
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But like the contrivancies, the technical
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stuff, all that weird
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stuff, that stuff doesn't bug me.
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We are playing,
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we're playing let's not block the shot
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here in whatever way we can.
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It's not working.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I got an idea.
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Look at this.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look at what I'm doing right now.
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I'm making a mess.
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Hold on.
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Actually see you, though.
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did we leave
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Indiana Jones.
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And the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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And good story and emotional characters
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being true that are emotional selves.
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Yes.
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Yes, and I said something really smart
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about a character study
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being a good foreshadowing tool.
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Yeah, that's what you said.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It was something like that.
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Something like that.
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That's what I was trying to get at.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Point is,
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the point is,
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I don't care if there's a technicality
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that isn't 100% correct, or
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I don't like calling
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them flaws in a story.
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I call them contrivances.
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Like sometimes to get to the next place
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to tell a compelling story, you have to
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take this little bit of
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a leap and that's fine.
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I'm okay with that.
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That doesn't bother me.
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What bothers me is when characters are
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not true to themselves based on what the
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writer has already
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established in the beginning.
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You told me the roadmap
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and then you betrayed me.
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That's what I don't like.
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TV shows do that a lot, especially US
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ones where there's not
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like a consistent show runner.
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100%.
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You'll have characters making decisions
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that are completely out of the blue
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or just entirely out of character.
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Yeah, for real.
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That's a very real thing.
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It's annoying.
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I would like it to stop, please.
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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I'm glad we agree upon that.
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I'll work on it.
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So is that it?
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We've done our talk.
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We've drank our cocktails.
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We're done.
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That's it.
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That's all we have to do today.
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That's it?
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Mm-hmm.
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It was a short episode, but.
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I'm fine with this.
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I'm totally fine with this.
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I'm kidding.
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I mean, I have my array of Coke Pepsi
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Zeros, or is there a
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called in the UK Pepsi Maxes?
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Are they called Pepsi Maxes in the UK?
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They're called Pepsi Maxes in the UK.
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Because we used to have
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a Pepsi Max in the US.
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We used to.
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It had extra caffeine in it.
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01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:47,866
Yeah, so supposedly, this is according to
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our other co-founder, Daniel Pratly.
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01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,633
They're called Pepsi Maxes.
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Interesting.
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I had no idea.
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so the story that I brought for you today
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is a book called "The Cruel Prince."
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Ooh, cruel prince?
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01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:03,666
Yes, cruel.
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Like it's cruel to me.
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01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:06,000
Cruel toville?
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No, like it's cruel to be kind.
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01:11:08,433 --> 01:11:09,366
Oh, okay.
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All right, as long as
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01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,466
you're gonna be honest, yeah.
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01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:12,399
It's by Holly Black.
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01:11:12,899 --> 01:11:13,800
Oh, what do you like Holly Black?
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01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,133
I like Holly Black for sure.
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This is the first book in
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the "Folk of the Air" series.
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01:11:19,199 --> 01:11:19,866
Okay.
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It's part of a main trilogy and then
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there are some novellas
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01:11:23,933 --> 01:11:25,633
and like a spin-off duology.
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01:11:26,233 --> 01:11:28,233
That's like- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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01:11:28,233 --> 01:11:29,000
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:30,766
Part of the main trilogy.
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Then there's some spin-offs, duellas.
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Novellas.
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Novellas.
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And a duology.
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01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:36,966
And a duology.
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01:11:37,366 --> 01:11:39,833
And also it's kind of part of a larger,
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huge universe that she writes for that
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01:11:43,366 --> 01:11:44,733
has another trilogy in it
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and another couple of books.
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01:11:47,566 --> 01:11:48,899
Is it a cinematic universe?
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01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:50,833
No, but it did just get picked up by
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01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:52,733
Amazon as of yesterday.
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01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:53,966
Whoa.
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01:11:54,133 --> 01:11:54,500
I know.
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01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:55,600
It's wild.
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01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:57,033
Yeah, very exciting.
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01:11:57,033 --> 01:11:58,000
All right, respect.
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01:11:58,266 --> 01:11:58,699
I'm with you.
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01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:01,733
So "Cruel Prince," "Wicked
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King," "The Queen of Nothing,"
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01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,500
"How the King of Eltham
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01:12:05,533 --> 01:12:07,333
Learned to Hate Stories,"
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01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:10,199
"Stolen Air," which was the newer duology
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01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:12,233
and "Prisoner's Throne" was
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01:12:12,233 --> 01:12:13,300
the second in the duology.
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01:12:13,466 --> 01:12:15,899
Oh, okay, all right, all right.
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01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:18,133
You've got my interest here.
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01:12:18,233 --> 01:12:19,666
So are we talking about the first one?
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01:12:19,933 --> 01:12:21,033
Yes, I'm only really gonna
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01:12:21,033 --> 01:12:22,233
talk about the first one.
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01:12:22,633 --> 01:12:23,399
So it would be really
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01:12:23,399 --> 01:12:24,633
unfair of me to talk about
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anything
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01:12:26,366 --> 01:12:27,433
beyond the first one, or
401
01:12:27,433 --> 01:12:28,433
whatever I've talked about.
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01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:31,266
Well, I might refer to some things if it
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01:12:31,266 --> 01:12:34,633
comes up and it furthers our cause of
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01:12:35,033 --> 01:12:35,966
seeing if these two
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01:12:35,966 --> 01:12:37,399
stories are compatible or not.
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01:12:37,899 --> 01:12:39,133
Okay, you're the boss, you got it.
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01:12:39,266 --> 01:12:39,466
Yeah.
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01:12:39,966 --> 01:12:42,033
So what is the story about?
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01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:43,300
Political
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01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:46,733
conspiracies, alliances, betrayals,
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01:12:47,233 --> 01:12:48,199
just,
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01:12:48,699 --> 01:12:51,866
it's, okay, here's the problem with this
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01:12:51,866 --> 01:12:54,933
book is that it's being pitched around on
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01:12:54,933 --> 01:12:56,766
book talk as romantasy.
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01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,333
I'm sorry, pause.
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01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:58,899
Okay.
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Book talk, explain book talk to me as if
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I am an idiot, because I am an idiot.
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01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,366
And I know that book talk is a thing.
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01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:11,966
It's a community, it's people that like
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01:13:11,966 --> 01:13:13,466
books and they simply talk about it.
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01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:14,500
Maybe that's all that it
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01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,666
really is, but explain book talk.
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01:13:16,866 --> 01:13:18,833
So book talk is
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01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:23,800
TikTok videos where your algorithm is
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01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:27,966
algorithming you toward book content.
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01:13:28,733 --> 01:13:31,833
And there's all of these people reading
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01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:34,033
these very specific books.
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01:13:34,399 --> 01:13:37,500
And my specific side of book talk is very
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fantasy focused, romance focused, and now
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01:13:41,866 --> 01:13:43,566
they're, you know, smashing those things
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01:13:43,566 --> 01:13:44,699
together for romantasy.
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01:13:44,699 --> 01:13:46,533
And that's like real big right now.
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01:13:47,033 --> 01:13:47,300
Okay.
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01:13:47,466 --> 01:13:48,033
Does that help?
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01:13:48,699 --> 01:13:49,166
It does.
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01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:49,766
Good.
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01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,133
Romanticcy and also?
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01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:56,766
Yes.
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01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:57,933
C changes.
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01:13:58,466 --> 01:14:00,466
Yes, C changes.
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01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,000
We made a couple of C changes since the
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01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,600
last edit, the last cut.
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01:14:03,933 --> 01:14:04,333
Cut.
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01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:05,899
We did it on purpose
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01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,733
just to throw you off.
447
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,166
Yeah, just to confuse ya.
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01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:10,566
But in any case.
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01:14:11,066 --> 01:14:11,533
Romanticcy.
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01:14:11,966 --> 01:14:12,633
Romanticcy.
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01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:15,166
I like to see.
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01:14:15,933 --> 01:14:17,800
You don't like a Roma.
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01:14:17,866 --> 01:14:19,033
And I like Romans.
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01:14:19,633 --> 01:14:21,000
You like the Roman Empire.
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01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:21,566
Yeah.
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01:14:22,199 --> 01:14:23,699
How often do I think of the Roman Empire?
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01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:25,466
A lot more often I think of romanticcy.
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01:14:25,466 --> 01:14:26,233
You know what I'm saying?
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01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,000
You know what I'm saying?
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01:14:27,033 --> 01:14:28,433
I know you're not a huge fan of the
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01:14:28,433 --> 01:14:31,233
romance and you like a dash of fantasy
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01:14:31,233 --> 01:14:32,166
here and there for sure.
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01:14:32,933 --> 01:14:34,833
Yes, let it be clear to
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01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,100
our listeners and viewers.
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01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,466
Romance is fine.
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01:14:38,033 --> 01:14:40,466
I had a time when I enjoyed the romance a
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01:14:40,466 --> 01:14:41,666
bit more than I do now.
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01:14:42,266 --> 01:14:43,933
The problem that I have and I stick to
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01:14:43,933 --> 01:14:45,699
this problem pretty vehemently is that I
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01:14:45,699 --> 01:14:46,466
have one of the greatest
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01:14:46,466 --> 01:14:48,666
romances one could ever ask for.
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01:14:48,966 --> 01:14:49,766
So I'm not quite
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01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,366
interested and entertained
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01:14:51,866 --> 01:14:53,699
by romances that,
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01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:56,000
you know, aren't like mine.
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01:14:56,699 --> 01:14:58,366
We'll see, that makes me look bad because
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01:14:58,366 -->
01:15:00,233
I also have a great romance but I really
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01:15:00,233 --> 01:15:01,966
enjoy reading other romances.
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01:15:02,466 --> 01:15:03,500
We'll say that you like
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01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,766
to compare and contrast.
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01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,466
Like, man, I'm so much better.
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01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:08,133
This is so much better.
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01:15:08,633 --> 01:15:09,833
Or no, is it more like
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01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:11,300
this is what you aspire for?
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01:15:11,399 --> 01:15:12,699
Oh, no, I don't
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01:15:12,699 --> 01:15:13,833
really aspire for anything.
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01:15:13,933 --> 01:15:14,233
I just
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01:15:14,733 --> 01:15:18,233
enjoy, I enjoy stories that
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01:15:18,733 --> 01:15:19,533
have characters
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01:15:19,533 --> 01:15:22,033
interacting in different ways.
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01:15:22,066 --> 01:15:25,500
And the most interacting that you can do
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01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:25,966
between two
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01:15:25,966 --> 01:15:28,333
characters, I think is a romance.
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01:15:28,866 --> 01:15:29,566
What do you think?
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01:15:30,066 --> 01:15:32,000
I really, really wanted you to be like,
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01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,466
the most interacting two characters can
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01:15:33,466 --> 01:15:36,233
do is fucking, but you didn't say that.
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01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:39,399
I mean, that's where it leads.
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01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:40,500
See, this is the
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01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,866
difference between you and me.
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01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:44,066
Romance is not just the fucking and
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01:15:44,066 --> 01:15:44,633
that's what we're gonna
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01:15:44,633 --> 01:15:45,933
talk about in this book.
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01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,133
Sure, sure, sure.
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01:15:47,199 --> 01:15:47,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,066
The problem is, is this book is marketed
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01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:52,600
on book talk specifically as romanticy,
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01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:53,766
but it's young adult.
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01:15:54,266 --> 01:15:56,566
All the sex scenes are closed door.
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01:15:57,033 --> 01:15:58,066
You don't see anything.
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01:15:58,633 --> 01:16:00,466
But there's so much yearning.
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01:16:01,166 --> 01:16:02,233
They yearn.
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01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:03,533
They yearn.
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01:16:03,566 --> 01:16:05,133
They yearn, they burn.
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01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:06,466
They burn.
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01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,699
They burn and they yearn.
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01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:08,633
Okay, fair enough.
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01:16:08,699 --> 01:16:10,100
But also they're like 17.
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01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,333
Okay, all right.
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01:16:11,733 --> 01:16:12,633
I'm excited.
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01:16:12,633 --> 01:16:13,899
So walk me through this.
522
01:16:13,899 --> 01:16:16,933
What should I know about this grand tale
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01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,199
of yearning and burning?
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01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,466
Well, actually I wanna kind of back up
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01:16:20,466 --> 01:16:22,833
because I mentioned that
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01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,233
we got some news about.
527
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:26,899
Yeah, we got some news about.
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01:16:27,366 --> 01:16:29,266
About Holly Black getting her book
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01:16:29,266 --> 01:16:30,966
optioned for Amazon.
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01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,899
Holly Black going Hollywood.
531
01:16:33,966 --> 01:16:35,033
Actually it's Amazon, so
532
01:16:35,033 --> 01:16:36,166
it's not exactly Hollywood.
533
01:16:36,566 --> 01:16:38,333
I mean, Amazon owns James Bond now.
534
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:39,833
That's true.
535
01:16:39,899 --> 01:16:40,600
That's true.
536
01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:41,300
Yeah.
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01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,600
Amazon's going back and forth on the
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01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:45,633
fantasy element of things.
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01:16:46,366 --> 01:16:47,966
We're also getting another young adult
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01:16:47,966 --> 01:16:49,266
book from Holly Black.
541
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,066
We're getting three adult novels.
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01:16:53,566 --> 01:16:54,866
Let's see what else this says.
543
01:16:55,033 --> 01:16:58,033
Oh, we're getting a cookbook, which your
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01:16:58,033 --> 01:16:59,233
girl loves a cookbook.
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01:16:59,733 --> 01:17:02,366
And then this entire trilogy is gonna be
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01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,500
turned into comics, graphic novels.
547
01:17:05,699 --> 01:17:06,333
Oh.
548
01:17:06,633 --> 01:17:07,866
That's coming in 2028.
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01:17:07,933 --> 01:17:09,000
So I'm excited for that.
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01:17:09,066 --> 01:17:09,366
Yeah.
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01:17:09,866 --> 01:17:11,899
And then a conspiracy of charming
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01:17:11,899 --> 01:17:14,166
monsters, which is illustrated tales of
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01:17:14,166 --> 01:17:15,300
Elpham is coming in
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01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:16,899
November, lived this year.
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01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:17,600
Wow.
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01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,899
So you know what to get me for Christmas.
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01:17:20,500 --> 01:17:22,633
Let it be known that my Christmas list
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01:17:22,633 --> 01:17:24,533
has already been made and it is August.
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01:17:24,733 --> 01:17:25,433
It is August.
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01:17:25,466 --> 01:17:26,100
Let it be known.
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01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,333
Tarot cards are also coming out, but I
562
01:17:28,366 --> 01:17:29,566
already pre-ordered them.
563
01:17:29,566 --> 01:17:30,333
So you can't get those.
564
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,600
Already pre-ordered them.
565
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:32,566
They are mine.
566
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:33,266
Oh my gosh.
567
01:17:33,333 --> 01:17:35,733
They're mine as of next week, I believe.
568
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:36,100
Okay.
569
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,166
Hopefully.
570
01:17:37,866 --> 01:17:39,166
Fair enough.
571
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:44,433
So this is all, this is like a political
572
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:47,699
thriller fantasy novel
573
01:17:47,699 --> 01:17:49,133
with a romantic subplot.
574
01:17:49,866 --> 01:17:50,266
Okay.
575
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:51,399
Political thriller.
576
01:17:51,899 --> 01:17:53,033
Political thriller.
577
01:17:53,366 --> 01:17:54,833
You know, monarchies and whatnot.
578
01:17:54,899 --> 01:17:56,166
Monarchies and whatnot.
579
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:56,600
Okay.
580
01:17:56,966 --> 01:17:57,133
Yeah.
581
01:17:57,266 --> 01:17:57,633
Let's go.
582
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:59,933
I'm gonna get into the whole story.
583
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:00,466
Let's do it.
584
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:01,333
Walk me through it.
585
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:04,866
So as all good fantasy stories start out,
586
01:18:05,366 --> 01:18:07,033
we get dead parents.
587
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:08,500
Dead parents.
588
01:18:08,533 --> 01:18:10,133
Dead parents.
589
01:18:10,466 --> 01:18:12,333
Dead parents.
590
01:18:12,833 --> 01:18:13,733
Is this Batman?
591
01:18:14,366 --> 01:18:15,300
Is this Batman?
592
01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:15,899
You know what?
593
01:18:16,399 --> 01:18:17,000
Kind of.
594
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,366
So, okay.
595
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:20,800
I jumped ahead a little too far.
596
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:22,233
So we get a prologue.
597
01:18:22,266 --> 01:18:22,566
Yeah.
598
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:25,833
And it is our main character, Jude.
599
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:30,100
Jude Duarte, her twin sister, Taryn, and
600
01:18:30,133 --> 01:18:32,500
their slightly older sister, Vivi.
601
01:18:32,966 --> 01:18:34,733
They are in the mortal world.
602
01:18:35,233 --> 01:18:35,699
They're
603
01:18:36,199 --> 01:18:38,766
little kids, like six and eight.
604
01:18:39,399 --> 01:18:40,766
And they are watching
605
01:18:40,766 --> 01:18:42,399
cartoons, eating fish sticks.
606
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:42,733
Yeah.
607
01:18:43,199 --> 01:18:43,833
And
608
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:45,000
all of a sudden,
609
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:49,366
a big, green, scary red cat breaks into
610
01:18:49,366 --> 01:18:51,966
the house and murders her parents.
611
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:53,899
And it is very graphic.
612
01:18:54,399 --> 01:18:56,000
And this is a young adult book.
613
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,333
Okay, walk me through
614
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,266
young adult parameters.
615
01:18:59,766 --> 01:19:00,566
YA.
616
01:19:01,133 --> 01:19:03,600
Young adult is typically for anybody in
617
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:04,833
high school, maybe--
618
01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:07,300
Like 13 to 16, that range, right?
619
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,133
13 to maybe 18.
620
01:19:08,633 --> 01:19:10,533
Because then you get something called new
621
01:19:10,533 --> 01:19:11,433
adult, which is like
622
01:19:11,433 --> 01:19:13,666
for college age, younger.
623
01:19:13,699 --> 01:19:14,100
Yeah.
624
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:14,433
Yeah.
625
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,066
So I have a really bad pulse for this
626
01:19:17,066 --> 01:19:19,933
stuff because for me, when I was going
627
01:19:19,933 --> 01:19:21,866
through this, when YA was
628
01:19:21,866 --> 01:19:23,300
marketed to me, it was like,
629
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:27,366
sex was a no-no, but violence was okay.
630
01:19:27,866 --> 01:19:29,300
Is this the same purview
631
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,233
or have the rules changed?
632
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:32,766
I would say that this is a young adult
633
01:19:32,766 --> 01:19:33,733
book that deals with
634
01:19:33,733 --> 01:19:35,000
the really dark themes.
635
01:19:35,033 --> 01:19:38,199
So this is like, it probably could have
636
01:19:38,199 --> 01:19:40,633
been new adult or adult.
637
01:19:41,133 --> 01:19:43,333
But the publishing companies don't really
638
01:19:43,333 --> 01:19:46,300
like doing this type of fantasy
639
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:47,866
for adult.
640
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,133
They like,
641
01:19:49,633 --> 01:19:50,399
I guess harder
642
01:19:50,399 --> 01:19:51,966
fantasy, more epic fantasy.
643
01:19:51,966 --> 01:19:53,066
Harder fantasy.
644
01:19:53,066 --> 01:19:54,066
Harder fantasy.
645
01:19:54,066 --> 01:19:58,066
This is somewhat palatable fantasy.
646
01:19:58,566 --> 01:20:00,533
Which is not to say that
647
01:20:01,033 --> 01:20:02,366
high fantasy isn't
648
01:20:02,566 --> 01:20:04,500
wonderful and great and lovely.
649
01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,666
But there's something to this that's a
650
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:08,566
little more real, a little more grounded,
651
01:20:08,566 --> 01:20:09,699
even though there's a lot of
652
01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:11,566
fantastical things going on.
653
01:20:12,133 --> 01:20:12,933
I don't know, that's probably
654
01:20:12,933 --> 01:20:14,133
not a great way to explain it.
655
01:20:14,633 --> 01:20:15,100
But
656
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,333
that is where we are.
657
01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:18,300
Okay, that's the
658
01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:19,300
beginning of the book, right?
659
01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:20,333
Very beginning of the book.
660
01:20:20,766 --> 01:20:22,300
Do you know what a red cap is?
661
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,033
Let our listeners and viewers know.
662
01:20:25,366 --> 01:20:26,133
What is a red cap?
663
01:20:26,199 --> 01:20:29,366
It is a specific type of fairy creature
664
01:20:29,666 --> 01:20:33,233
that they have these hats or caps that
665
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:35,066
are red and it's because they dip them in
666
01:20:35,066 --> 01:20:36,333
the blood of their enemies.
667
01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:39,533
So they're very gruesome killer fairy
668
01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:40,899
creatures that sort of like,
669
01:20:41,399 --> 01:20:43,233
they sort of like love
670
01:20:43,399 --> 01:20:44,766
violence and killing.
671
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:47,233
And that is why their cap is red because
672
01:20:47,233 --> 01:20:47,833
they
soak it in the
673
01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:48,800
blood of their enemies.
674
01:20:49,333 --> 01:20:50,433
And fairies just to be clear,
675
01:20:50,966 --> 01:20:52,100
it's not Tinkerbell, right?
676
01:20:52,699 --> 01:20:53,466
Well, some of them are.
677
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,533
But they're definitely, Holly Black makes
678
01:20:56,533 --> 01:20:59,533
it very clear that fairies are beautiful
679
01:20:59,533 --> 01:21:00,399
and ethereal, but
680
01:21:00,399 --> 01:21:02,466
extremely dangerous and tricksy.
681
01:21:03,133 --> 01:21:04,633
They're very tricksy creatures.
682
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,566
Okay, gotcha, yeah.
683
01:21:06,633 --> 01:21:07,333
Tricksy.
684
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:08,600
Yeah, think Loki.
685
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:12,300
This is very like a lot of Celtic Irish
686
01:21:12,699 --> 01:21:14,766
folklore based fairy type
687
01:21:14,766 --> 01:21:16,000
creatures that we get to see.
688
01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:16,966
Gotcha, okay,
689
01:21:17,533 --> 01:21:18,399
all right, fair enough.
690
01:21:18,899 --> 01:21:22,966
And the red cap that kills her parents,
691
01:21:23,466 --> 01:21:26,199
Vivi is actually his daughter.
692
01:21:26,266 --> 01:21:28,766
So the mother, Jude's mother,
693
01:21:29,266 --> 01:21:31,233
was with Maddock,
694
01:21:31,733 --> 01:21:32,500
this red cap.
695
01:21:32,699 --> 01:21:32,966
Yeah.
696
01:21:33,733 --> 01:21:37,966
And she took off with another human
697
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:40,333
living in the mortal realm, had the
698
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,800
twins, Jude and Taryn,
699
01:21:42,300 --> 01:21:44,566
and then Maddock found them, wanted to,
700
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,266
was like, hey, what the hell?
701
01:21:46,266 --> 01:21:48,333
You faked your death and left,
702
01:21:48,866 --> 01:21:51,533
girl, and then kills the parents and then
703
01:21:51,533 --> 01:21:54,533
adopts all three girls and
704
01:21:54,533 --> 01:21:55,633
takes them back to fairyland.
705
01:21:56,133 --> 01:21:59,033
Okay, so the parents are dead, adopts all
706
01:21:59,033 --> 01:22:00,800
three girls, takes them to fairyland.
707
01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:02,899
And raises them as his own children.
708
01:22:03,399 --> 01:22:05,666
And are these girls fairies, not fairies?
709
01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:06,233
What's the deal?
710
01:22:06,766 --> 01:22:08,566
So the oldest sister
711
01:22:08,566 --> 01:22:11,100
Vivi, she's a half fairy.
712
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,633
So she is Maddock's blood daughter.
713
01:22:14,766 --> 01:22:15,399
Yeah, okay.
714
01:22:15,866 --> 01:22:16,466
And
715
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:18,399
the woman who is a mortal
716
01:22:18,699 --> 01:22:20,133
that died, her name is Eva,
717
01:22:20,633 --> 01:22:24,899
but Jude and Taryn are 100% fully mortal.
718
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:29,466
Living in fairyland raised as if they
719
01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:31,000
were fairies, but they're mortal.
720
01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:32,500
And do they know that they
721
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,633
are not fairies or fairies?
722
01:22:34,733 --> 01:22:36,333
They do, this is a huge point of the
723
01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:39,266
book, is they're being raised as fairies.
724
01:22:39,266 --> 01:22:41,000
They have their respect because Maddock
725
01:22:41,033 --> 01:22:43,066
is a war general for the king,
726
01:22:43,566 --> 01:22:47,100
but it's so dangerous for mortals to live
727
01:22:47,133 --> 01:22:50,633
in the land of the fairies because
728
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:52,433
there's all kinds of terrible
729
01:22:52,433 --> 01:22:53,533
things that can happen to them.
730
01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:57,833
So if you dance as a mortal in fairyland,
731
01:22:58,033 --> 01:22:59,466
you can't stop yourself
732
01:22:59,466 --> 01:23:00,399
unless somebody stops you.
733
01:23:00,399 --> 01:23:02,500
So you can dance yourself to death.
734
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,466
You can dance if you wanna.
735
01:23:04,766 --> 01:23:06,133
I won't even be demonetized,
736
01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:06,933
but you know what I'm saying.
737
01:23:07,466 --> 01:23:08,066
Okay, gotcha.
738
01:23:08,566 --> 01:23:10,233
If you eat their food, you'll become
739
01:23:10,266 --> 01:23:11,833
ravenously hungry and you'll
740
01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:13,899
gorge yourself on all the food.
741
01:23:14,133 --> 01:23:16,233
If you drink the wine, you become like
742
01:23:16,233 --> 01:23:18,766
so, like one small sip of fairy wine will
743
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:20,133
leave you so inebriated that
744
01:23:20,133 --> 01:23:22,733
you'll lose weeks of your life.
745
01:23:22,766 --> 01:23:23,000
Right.
746
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:25,466
If you, there are certain
747
01:23:25,966 --> 01:23:30,866
things that are suggestible that
748
01:23:31,366 --> 01:23:32,066
you can be very
749
01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:33,333
easily taken advantage of.
750
01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:35,133
So super dangerous.
751
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:36,833
And Taryn and Jude are
752
01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:37,800
growing up in this world.
753
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:38,399
They have to do all
754
01:23:38,399 --> 01:23:39,666
kinds of crazy things.
755
01:23:39,899 --> 01:23:40,433
Like
756
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,533
they have to wear their stockings inside
757
01:23:42,533 --> 01:23:44,466
out so that they don't lose their way on
758
01:23:44,466 --> 01:23:45,866
paths because you can get
759
01:23:46,366 --> 01:23:48,000
lost really easily in fairyland.
760
01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:50,500
They have to wear rowan berries in their
761
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:52,966
pockets or around their necks because
762
01:23:53,266 --> 01:23:54,399
it'll help them spot
763
01:23:54,399 --> 01:23:57,300
glamor which is like illusions.
764
01:23:57,733 --> 01:23:59,433
And they have to
keep salt in their
765
01:23:59,433 --> 01:24:02,166
pockets because if you do accidentally
766
01:24:02,199 --> 01:24:03,633
eat fairy food, you could
767
01:24:03,633 --> 01:24:04,866
have some salt and it would like
768
01:24:05,366 --> 01:24:06,399
negate the effects.
769
01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:07,466
Interesting, okay.
770
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:08,933
There's a lot of things they have to do.
771
01:24:09,100 --> 01:24:10,266
A lot of things, okay.
772
01:24:10,433 --> 01:24:12,833
But also they feel like, or at least
773
01:24:12,833 --> 01:24:16,533
Jude, we're in Jude's POV for the book.
774
01:24:16,633 --> 01:24:16,866
Yeah.
775
01:24:17,366 --> 01:24:19,899
Jude feels like she can
776
01:24:19,899 --> 01:24:22,566
never really belong, right?
777
01:24:22,699 --> 01:24:23,933
Can never belong.
778
01:24:24,466 --> 01:24:25,533
She can never belong.
779
01:24:25,566 --> 01:24:27,266
She's gonna try so hard.
780
01:24:27,633 --> 01:24:29,866
She's gonna try to win a little bit of
781
01:24:29,866 --> 01:24:34,500
honor, a little bit of favor.
782
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,000
But her
783
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:38,633
big struggle is that she never truly
784
01:24:38,633 --> 01:24:39,666
belongs in this world.
785
01:24:40,066 --> 01:24:40,266
Okay.
786
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,266
Mm-hmm.
787
01:24:43,766 --> 01:24:45,433
She actually, she wants to be a knight.
788
01:24:46,233 --> 01:24:47,333
She wants to be a knight.
789
01:24:47,366 --> 01:24:47,800
She wants to be a
790
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:48,366
knight in the king's past.
791
01:24:48,366 --> 01:24:49,699
A knight, she wants to be a knight.
792
01:24:49,966 --> 01:24:50,766
Interesting.
793
01:24:51,266 --> 01:24:52,899
That's not weird in fairyland.
794
01:24:52,966 --> 01:24:54,833
There's female knights in fairyland.
795
01:24:54,833 --> 01:24:55,033
It's not cool.
796
01:24:55,100 --> 01:24:55,933
Okay, yeah.
797
01:24:56,266 --> 01:24:56,500
Yeah,
798
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,800
not a big deal.
799
01:24:57,966 --> 01:24:58,266
Okay.
800
01:24:58,766 --> 01:25:02,100
Then we have Cardin Greenbrier.
801
01:25:02,699 --> 01:25:04,866
He is the youngest son of the king
802
01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:06,466
and is the
803
01:25:06,966 --> 01:25:07,866
cruel prince that we're
804
01:25:07,866 --> 01:25:08,733
gonna be talking about.
805
01:25:08,966 --> 01:25:09,266
Oh.
806
01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:09,600
Mm-hmm.
807
01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:11,033
So this whole time
808
01:25:11,033 --> 01:25:11,800
we've been talking about.
809
01:25:12,366 --> 01:25:12,766
Jude.
810
01:25:12,933 --> 01:25:13,899
Jude, but really it's
811
01:25:13,899 --> 01:25:16,000
about Cardin, what's his name?
812
01:25:16,566 --> 01:25:17,566
Greenbrier.
813
01:25:17,633 --> 01:25:19,033
Greenbrier, green.
814
01:25:19,266 --> 01:25:20,800
Ha ha, green.
815
01:25:21,066 --> 01:25:22,766
Green, yellow chartreuse,
816
01:25:22,766 --> 01:25:24,000
which makes you drink green.
817
01:25:24,033 --> 01:25:24,833
Oh, it's green chartreuse.
818
01:25:25,199 --> 01:25:25,866
Green chartreuse.
819
01:25:26,633 --> 01:25:29,266
Matcha with milk, hmm, green.
820
01:25:29,699 --> 01:25:30,633
I'm sensing that you're
821
01:25:30,633 --> 01:25:32,266
already finding comparisons.
822
01:25:32,766 --> 01:25:33,933
I don't know what you're
823
01:25:33,933 --> 01:25:34,500
talking about, my dear.
824
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:35,333
I'm totally swimming,
825
01:25:35,366 --> 01:25:36,633
I'm swimming blank here.
826
01:25:36,633 --> 01:25:37,466
I got nothing.
827
01:25:37,533 --> 01:25:38,500
I truly don't know
828
01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:39,633
what you're talking about.
829
01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:42,033
(Both Laughing) You truly, but I have
830
01:25:42,733 --> 01:25:44,933
no idea, but I'll, yep.
831
01:25:44,966 --> 01:25:45,633
We'll keep going.
832
01:25:46,133 --> 01:25:46,866
So
833
01:25:47,366 --> 01:25:47,933
Cardin,
834
01:25:48,466 --> 01:25:49,666
he despises Jude
835
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:52,699
and absolutely just
836
01:25:52,699 --> 01:25:54,600
like straighter pates her.
837
01:25:55,066 --> 01:25:58,100
Bullies are, he has like a posse,
838
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:00,866
Nicasia, Locke and Valorant.
839
01:26:01,366 --> 01:26:02,333
They're like his buddies.
840
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,600
They're all super mean, crazy mean.
841
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:06,833
Okay, they're all mean.
842
01:26:06,899 --> 01:26:07,500
Mean in what way?
843
01:26:07,533 --> 01:26:08,566
What do they do that's mean?
844
01:26:08,766 --> 01:26:10,399
Fairies are just scaries.
845
01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:12,466
Fairies are just scaries.
846
01:26:12,566 --> 01:26:13,833
Fairies are scaries.
847
01:26:14,333 --> 01:26:15,699
I wrote that in my notes.
848
01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:17,533
Oh, you're so proud of that.
849
01:26:17,633 --> 01:26:18,633
Fairies are scaries.
850
01:26:18,633 --> 01:26:19,899
(Both Laughing)
851
01:26:20,399 --> 01:26:22,899
So there is this scene where
852
01:26:23,399 --> 01:26:26,633
they actually take Jude and Taryn and
853
01:26:26,633 --> 01:26:28,633
they try to drown them in the river.
854
01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:29,699
Oh, cool.
855
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:31,666
There are these creatures called nixies,
856
01:26:31,933 --> 01:26:34,399
which are sort of like these water demons
857
01:26:34,399 --> 01:26:35,699
that will like drown them.
858
01:26:36,199 --> 01:26:37,266
And then there's this whole thing where
859
01:26:37,266 --> 01:26:40,566
they like, they're like, oh, Taryn, you
860
01:26:40,566 --> 01:26:43,933
know, if you come over here and kiss me
861
01:26:43,933 --> 01:26:46,666
on the cheek, and then we'll save you,
862
01:26:47,133 --> 01:26:49,266
but you have to leave your twin sister in
863
01:26:49,266 --> 01:26:50,100
the
middle of the lake to
864
01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:51,500
be drowned by the nixies.
865
01:26:51,966 --> 01:26:54,666
And then Taryn does it, which is why a
866
01:26:54,666 --> 01:26:55,866
lot of people don't like Taryn.
867
01:26:56,166 --> 01:26:57,800
She makes a lot of weird choices.
868
01:26:58,300 --> 01:26:58,633
Wait.
869
01:26:59,133 --> 01:27:00,366
Taryn is the twin sister.
870
01:27:00,366 --> 01:27:01,333
Taryn is the twin.
871
01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:02,100
She's the one that makes
872
01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:03,199
the weird, the weird choices.
873
01:27:03,199 --> 01:27:03,899
She makes weird choices.
874
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:05,233
Okay, gotcha.
875
01:27:05,866 --> 01:27:08,100
Well, they're weird to Jude
876
01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:10,233
or us as the reader because
877
01:27:10,733 --> 01:27:12,133
Jude doesn't understand them.
878
01:27:12,366 --> 01:27:13,733
You eventually figure out why she's
879
01:27:13,733 --> 01:27:14,666
making those choices.
880
01:27:14,733 --> 01:27:15,766
Okay, gotcha.
881
01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:18,000
What would I become if I stopped worrying
882
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,800
about death, about pain, about anything?
883
01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:23,933
If I stopped trying to belong,
884
01:27:24,433 --> 01:27:26,300
instead of being afraid, I
885
01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:28,000
could become something to fear.
886
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,000
So this is from Jude.
887
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:31,933
She, you know, she has
888
01:27:31,933 --> 01:27:33,266
this experience where
889
01:27:33,766 --> 01:27:34,466
these fairies are
890
01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:36,066
definitely bullying her.
891
01:27:36,133 --> 01:27:39,100
Like she's immortal, ew, gross.
892
01:27:39,833 --> 01:27:41,533
Ew, gross, don't be immortal, gross.
893
01:27:41,933 --> 01:27:43,000
She's gonna die.
894
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,266
That's so like passé, gross.
895
01:27:45,766 --> 01:27:46,366
She's just gonna get
896
01:27:46,399 --> 01:27:47,500
old and die, whatever.
897
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,366
And she wanted so badly to be a knight
898
01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:54,866
and to like be honorable, right?
899
01:27:55,366 --> 01:27:55,933
But
900
01:27:56,433 --> 01:27:57,699
her father, Maddock, Daddy
901
01:27:57,699 --> 01:27:59,233
Maddock, as we sometimes call him,
902
01:27:59,733 --> 01:28:00,966
he doesn't want her to be.
903
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,833
He's like, oh no, don't be,
904
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,066
you're not gonna be a knight.
905
01:28:04,100 --> 01:28:05,633
I'm not gonna allow you to fight in this
906
01:28:05,633 --> 01:28:07,166
tournament so that you could
907
01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:08,300
potentially become a knight.
908
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:09,566
Cardin doesn't want
909
01:28:09,566 --> 01:28:10,233
her to become a knight.
910
01:28:10,733 --> 01:28:11,266
That's part of the
911
01:28:11,266 --> 01:28:12,300
reason why he's bullying her,
912
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,133
among many things.
913
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:16,466
And then
914
01:28:16,966 --> 01:28:19,300
she's sitting here like, "I've been
915
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:20,633
trying so hard to belong.
916
01:28:21,166 --> 01:28:22,933
"What if I could become
917
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,233
just something, be afraid of?
918
01:28:25,266 --> 01:28:27,466
"What if I could become something so much
919
01:28:27,466 --> 01:28:29,033
worse "than what they are?"
920
01:28:29,533 --> 01:28:31,366
That's like her driving motivation.
921
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:32,933
We're talking about motivation earlier.
922
01:28:33,133 --> 01:28:33,866
Yeah, absolutely.
923
01:28:33,866 --> 01:28:35,000
This is her driving motivation.
924
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:35,533
As
925
01:28:36,033 --> 01:28:39,199
part of all of this, there's a bunch of
926
01:28:39,199 --> 01:28:40,533
like little things that we're getting
927
01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:42,566
dropped of like all the political stuff.
928
01:28:42,566 --> 01:28:47,166
So the King Eldritch is like trying to,
929
01:28:47,466 --> 01:28:48,666
he's like feeling old.
930
01:28:48,699 --> 01:28:49,666
He's like, I'm good.
931
01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:51,466
I'm not gonna have this crown anymore.
932
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:52,333
I'm a retire.
933
01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:56,433
And we're expecting the oldest and like
934
01:28:56,433 --> 01:28:58,500
sort of perfect Prince Dane
935
01:28:58,766 --> 01:29:00,399
to take the throne, right?
936
01:29:00,899 --> 01:29:01,833
Perfect Prince.
937
01:29:01,866 --> 01:29:03,000
He's a perfect Prince.
938
01:29:03,066 --> 01:29:04,566
Perfect Prince, not cruel.
939
01:29:04,933 --> 01:29:07,766
No, he's, well, we're gonna find out
940
01:29:08,266 --> 01:29:10,500
all about the fairies and how cruel all
941
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:12,333
of them are, honestly.
942
01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:13,899
And
943
01:29:14,399 --> 01:29:17,466
so Maddox like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dane's
944
01:29:17,466 --> 01:29:18,300
gonna be the next King.
945
01:29:18,300 --> 01:29:19,000
It's all gonna be good.
946
01:29:19,566 --> 01:29:21,399
And Dane
947
01:29:21,899 --> 01:29:22,866
finds Jude.
948
01:29:23,300 --> 01:29:25,666
Jude makes a little commotion and beats
949
01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:27,333
Cardin at like a duel.
950
01:29:28,033 --> 01:29:28,633
And
951
01:29:29,133 --> 01:29:30,866
Dane is like into that.
952
01:29:30,866 --> 01:29:31,733
He's like, Prince Dane
953
01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:33,800
is like, oh, I see you.
954
01:29:34,300 --> 01:29:35,166
You know what I'm gonna do?
955
01:29:35,733 --> 01:29:37,433
Instead of making you a knight, I'm gonna
956
01:29:37,433 --> 01:29:39,366
make you a spy in my court of shadows.
957
01:29:39,566 --> 01:29:40,500
You're gonna be a spy girl.
958
01:29:41,133 --> 01:29:42,366
And she's like,
hell yeah.
959
01:29:42,866 --> 01:29:43,733
And he's like,
960
01:29:44,233 --> 01:29:45,600
I'll give you anything that you want.
961
01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:48,833
She's like, I don't want any fairies to
962
01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:50,533
ever be able to glamor me.
963
01:29:50,633 --> 01:29:53,666
Like, I don't want anybody to, I want all
964
01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,033
my actions to be my own.
965
01:29:55,533 --> 01:29:58,066
If you can do that for me, I
966
01:29:58,633 --> 01:29:59,733
would do whatever you want.
967
01:30:00,466 --> 01:30:01,066
And he's like, cool,
968
01:30:01,066 --> 01:30:01,899
cool, cool, cool, cool.
969
01:30:02,399 --> 01:30:04,066
I'm gonna put a spell on you that means
970
01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:04,733
that nobody can
971
01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:06,333
enchant you except for me.
972
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:07,266
Oof.
973
01:30:07,866 --> 01:30:09,500
Oof, oof, oof.
974
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:10,966
But she's like, cool, cool, cool, cool.
975
01:30:10,966 --> 01:30:12,000
This is all fine.
976
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:13,133
I'm loyal to him.
977
01:30:13,133 --> 01:30:14,333
This is all gonna be great.
978
01:30:14,766 --> 01:30:16,533
You know, thumbs up.
979
01:30:17,033 --> 01:30:18,100
And so she starts being
980
01:30:18,699 --> 01:30:19,733
like a little bit of a spy.
981
01:30:20,100 --> 01:30:20,666
Sure.
982
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,500
Do you know what Mithridism is?
983
01:30:23,833 --> 01:30:26,000
I have no idea what Mithridism is.
984
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,633
I've actually read so many books about
985
01:30:27,633 --> 01:30:30,100
this that it's probably disturbing.
986
01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:32,899
What it is, is you take little bits of
987
01:30:32,899 --> 01:30:35,366
poison and you make yourself immune to
988
01:30:35,366 --> 01:30:37,233
the poison by giving yourself like micro
989
01:30:37,233 --> 01:30:38,966
doses over a long period of time.
990
01:30:39,466 --> 01:30:39,866
Wait.
991
01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:40,566
Yeah.
992
01:30:41,166 --> 01:30:42,466
Isn't that just called a vaccine?
993
01:30:42,966 --> 01:30:45,066
No, this is specifically poisons.
994
01:30:45,833 --> 01:30:46,233
Right.
995
01:30:46,266 --> 01:30:46,866
This is specific.
996
01:30:47,233 --> 01:30:50,033
Okay, so the,
997
01:30:50,533 --> 01:30:51,800
so that's what Jude starts doing.
998
01:30:51,833 --> 01:30:52,566
Gaines like, yeah, that's
999
01:30:52,566 --> 01:30:53,899
what you should do is start
1000
01:30:54,399 --> 01:30:56,966
getting into slowly poisoning yourself.
1001
01:30:57,433 --> 01:30:57,866
It's cool.
1002
01:30:57,899 --> 01:30:58,566
Don't worry about it.
1003
01:30:59,066 --> 01:31:00,300
I've kind of varied the lead
1004
01:31:00,300 --> 01:31:03,933
here because fairies cannot lie.
1005
01:31:04,699 --> 01:31:06,433
This is like kind of the one thing.
1006
01:31:06,933 --> 01:31:08,033
The fairies can't lie.
1007
01:31:08,766 --> 01:31:10,733
They can say things that
1008
01:31:10,733 --> 01:31:12,133
can be like all twisted up.
1009
01:31:12,699 --> 01:31:13,266
In the game.
1010
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:14,566
Yeah, all twisted up in
1011
01:31:14,566 --> 01:31:16,133
the game, but they can't lie.
1012
01:31:16,633 --> 01:31:18,566
Mortals, they lie all the time.
1013
01:31:18,866 --> 01:31:19,866
And so like, Gaines like
1014
01:31:19,866 --> 01:31:21,866
really impressed that Jude can lie.
1015
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:24,366
He's like, that's awesome.
1016
01:31:24,366 --> 01:31:26,199
You have a super secret special skill.
1017
01:31:26,699 --> 01:31:29,000
Yes, super secret special skill.
1018
01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:31,699
And so like, that's why he wants her to
1019
01:31:31,699 --> 01:31:32,733
be in the court of shadows.
1020
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:33,733
She's gonna be able to lie.
1021
01:31:34,233 --> 01:31:37,733
So he sends her on this very first
1022
01:31:38,233 --> 01:31:41,866
mission where she goes to Hollow Hall,
1023
01:31:41,866 --> 01:31:45,433
which is one of the other princes, Prince
1024
01:31:45,433 --> 01:31:47,699
Bailkin's home, and
1025
01:31:47,699 --> 01:31:48,899
it's also Cardin's home.
1026
01:31:49,399 --> 01:31:49,566
All right.
1027
01:31:50,066 --> 01:31:51,666
And when she's like
1028
01:31:52,166 --> 01:31:53,399
messing around in there,
1029
01:31:53,899 --> 01:31:55,033
she finds a note.
1030
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,433
And I'm gonna have you read this note.
1031
01:31:57,933 --> 01:31:59,366
And I want you to put a lot of like,
1032
01:31:59,866 --> 01:32:01,000
a lot of sauce on it.
1033
01:32:01,066 --> 01:32:01,899
Sauce.
1034
01:32:02,199 --> 01:32:02,566
Yeah.
1035
01:32:02,966 --> 01:32:03,966
You're gonna understand
1036
01:32:03,966 --> 01:32:04,866
what I mean in a second.
1037
01:32:05,199 --> 01:32:05,500
Okay.
1038
01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:06,699
Where are we at?
1039
01:32:06,766 --> 01:32:07,366
Is it at the end?
1040
01:32:07,866 --> 01:32:08,466
Right here.
1041
01:32:08,466 --> 01:32:10,666
I just made it pink for you.
1042
01:32:11,166 --> 01:32:12,199
So you have to click on
1043
01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:13,866
that link right there.
1044
01:32:14,366 --> 01:32:15,466
That's an image.
1045
01:32:15,566 --> 01:32:16,366
Yes, it is.
1046
01:32:16,866 --> 01:32:17,166
Okay.
1047
01:32:17,666 --> 01:32:18,699
This is what's in the book
1048
01:32:19,199 --> 01:32:20,166
and I'd like you to read it.
1049
01:32:20,666 --> 01:32:21,166
All of it.
1050
01:32:21,366 --> 01:32:22,199
Yeah, the whole thing.
1051
01:32:22,699 --> 01:32:22,966
Okay.
1052
01:32:23,466 --> 01:32:24,433
I know it's kind of long.
1053
01:32:25,133 --> 01:32:25,366
Yeah.
1054
01:32:25,866 --> 01:32:26,600
You say saucy.
1055
01:32:27,133 --> 01:32:27,566
Saucy.
1056
01:32:27,699 --> 01:32:30,133
I mean, if you
found a little crumbled
1057
01:32:30,133 --> 01:32:33,766
note in the back of somebody's desk that
1058
01:32:33,766 --> 01:32:35,666
looked like this and it was your name,
1059
01:32:36,166 --> 01:32:37,433
how would you imagine
1060
01:32:37,433 --> 01:32:38,600
that they were writing this?
1061
01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:42,866
Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude,
1062
01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:48,100
Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude.
1063
01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:54,366
Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude.
1064
01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:57,866
Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude,
1065
01:32:58,366 --> 01:32:58,899
Jude.
1066
01:32:59,399 --> 01:33:00,300
Jude!
1067
01:33:00,766 --> 01:33:03,766
Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude,
1068
01:33:04,266 --> 01:33:05,266
Jude, Jude, Jude.
1069
01:33:05,766 --> 01:33:07,966
Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude
1070
01:33:08,466 --> 01:33:09,133
Jude
1071
01:33:09,633 --> 01:33:11,000
Jude Jude
1072
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:16,733
Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude
1073
01:33:17,233 --> 01:33:18,833
Jude Jude
1074
01:33:19,366 --> 01:33:20,000
Jude
1075
01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:21,466
Jude Jude
1076
01:33:21,966 --> 01:33:25,600
Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude
1077
01:33:26,233 --> 01:33:31,766
Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude
1078
01:33:31,766 --> 01:33:32,866
Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude
1079
01:33:32,866 --> 01:33:34,033
Jude Jude neighbourhood
1080
01:33:34,533 --> 01:33:35,333
That was beautiful...
1081
01:33:35,833 --> 01:33:37,100
And I know I won't make you
1082
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,500
read any more long Well, thanks
1083
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:42,633
Okay I'm actually worried because the
1084
01:33:42,666 --> 01:33:44,033
translator might e Out I don't know what
1085
01:33:44,033 --> 01:33:45,633
it caught but it might've thought I was
1086
01:33:45,633 --> 01:33:46,600
saying something else.
1087
01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:47,666
Oh my goodness.
1088
01:33:48,366 --> 01:33:50,199
But just to be clear, if you're watching
1089
01:33:50,199 --> 01:33:52,933
the video of this, it's the name Jude.
1090
01:33:53,433 --> 01:33:53,466
A
1091
01:33:53,966 --> 01:33:55,233
lot of different times
1092
01:33:55,733 --> 01:33:57,033
by my very close
1093
01:33:57,033 --> 01:34:00,033
approximation, something like 111 times.
1094
01:34:00,066 --> 01:34:01,666
Oh my goodness, good counts.
1095
01:34:02,133 --> 01:34:02,866
That's why I was keeping
1096
01:34:02,899 --> 01:34:03,866
count while my fingers up.
1097
01:34:03,866 --> 01:34:04,933
You got a little rain man
1098
01:34:05,166 --> 01:34:05,733
going on there.
1099
01:34:05,733 --> 01:34:07,433
I was trying, trying the best.
1100
01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:11,500
So yeah, so she finds this note and she,
1101
01:34:11,766 --> 01:34:14,300
as a normal 17 year old girl goes, man,
1102
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:16,100
he must really hate me.
1103
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:17,333
Yes.
1104
01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:22,133
Yes, that
is exactly what conclusion I
1105
01:34:22,133 --> 01:34:26,933
would also draw upon 111 times.
1106
01:34:26,966 --> 01:34:28,966
Yes, yeah, absolutely.
1107
01:34:29,466 --> 01:34:31,466
On this little mini mission, she finds
1108
01:34:31,466 --> 01:34:32,633
out a bunch of other things.
1109
01:34:33,199 --> 01:34:33,399
Yeah.
1110
01:34:33,533 --> 01:34:35,233
Jordan is actually sort of being abused
1111
01:34:35,366 --> 01:34:37,966
by his older brother, Prince Balcan.
1112
01:34:38,466 --> 01:34:40,866
Also, there's like a human girl that is
1113
01:34:40,866 --> 01:34:43,333
like enchanted and she's a servant and
1114
01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:45,333
Jude is very upset by that.
1115
01:34:45,333 --> 01:34:45,633
Sure.
1116
01:34:46,133 --> 01:34:47,033
Actually, I do have one
1117
01:34:47,033 --> 01:34:47,899
more quote for you to read.
1118
01:34:47,899 --> 01:34:49,933
It's not that long, I promise.
1119
01:34:50,433 --> 01:34:51,699
Not that long, he says.
1120
01:34:52,199 --> 01:34:53,333
Okay, what am I reading?
1121
01:34:53,633 --> 01:34:54,266
It's the end thing.
1122
01:34:54,766 --> 01:34:56,399
Nice things don't happen.
1123
01:34:56,666 --> 01:34:57,133
Got
1124
01:34:57,633 --> 01:34:58,199
a lisp there.
1125
01:34:58,699 --> 01:35:02,000
Nice things don't happen in storybooks or
1126
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:04,133
when they do happen, something bad
1127
01:35:04,133 --> 01:35:06,000
happens next because
1128
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,666
otherwise the story would be boring
1129
01:35:08,166 --> 01:35:09,333
and no one would read it.
1130
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:10,233
I thought you'd
1131
01:35:10,233 --> 01:35:11,166
really appreciate that one.
1132
01:35:11,433 --> 01:35:11,699
Yeah.
1133
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,100
Yeah, because that's
1134
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:14,266
when some shit goes down.
1135
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:15,233
What?
1136
01:35:15,699 --> 01:35:18,233
One of the things she does is try to save
1137
01:35:18,233 --> 01:35:21,000
this human girl, Sophie, who's been like
1138
01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:23,000
enchanted, thinks she's a servant, she
1139
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,100
like breaks the enchantment, tries to
1140
01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:27,800
save her and then Sophie like almost
1141
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,333
immediately commits suicide because she
1142
01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:30,000
realizes all the
1143
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,066
terrible things that she does.
1144
01:35:31,566 --> 01:35:33,333
This feels like a really important part
1145
01:35:33,333 --> 01:35:34,733
of the book, but in the grand scheme of
1146
01:35:34,733 --> 01:35:37,600
the story, it's just kind of a drop.
1147
01:35:37,633 --> 01:35:38,300
It just happens.
1148
01:35:38,466 --> 01:35:39,466
It just kind of happens.
1149
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:40,666
It just happens.
1150
01:35:41,133 --> 01:35:42,433
Okay, all right.
1151
01:35:42,933 --> 01:35:45,033
Again, we are sitting here and being
1152
01:35:45,033 --> 01:35:46,333
like, oh wow, this is fun.
1153
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:49,300
She's gonna be a spy now, also suicide.
1154
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,766
So trigger morning there.
1155
01:35:52,266 --> 01:35:53,666
What's that narrative trick called where
1156
01:35:53,666 --> 01:35:56,166
you develop a character and you plant the
1157
01:35:56,166 --> 01:35:57,833
seed that this character is going to be
1158
01:35:57,833 --> 01:36:00,699
there for bigger and better things and
1159
01:36:00,699 --> 01:36:01,733
then you just kill it off.
1160
01:36:02,233 --> 01:36:03,366
That's called something.
1161
01:36:03,866 --> 01:36:04,533
Plot twist?
1162
01:36:05,033 --> 01:36:06,399
It's like- There's something else.
1163
01:36:06,866 --> 01:36:08,199
Like, okay.
1164
01:36:08,699 --> 01:36:11,000
This is an example I know you know of and
1165
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:11,833
spoilers for those
1166
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:12,966
that have never seen it.
1167
01:36:13,466 --> 01:36:14,566
Into the spider verse.
1168
01:36:15,133 --> 01:36:17,233
The very beginning, you meet Peter Parker
1169
01:36:17,266 --> 01:36:20,066
and they're pumping Peter Parker up as if
1170
01:36:20,233 --> 01:36:21,800
you're gonna see Peter Parker for a bit
1171
01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:23,266
of time and then he dies.
1172
01:36:23,766 --> 01:36:26,600
And then Miles Morales becomes Spider-Man
1173
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:27,633
and then there's another Peter Parker
1174
01:36:27,633 --> 01:36:28,466
that comes in, but
1175
01:36:28,466 --> 01:36:29,899
that Peter Parker is dead.
1176
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:30,533
Yeah.
1177
01:36:31,033 --> 01:36:32,600
And the way that was done
1178
01:36:33,199 --> 01:36:34,933
tonally was in a way that did,
1179
01:36:35,433 --> 01:36:38,100
you look at it later and you could pick
1180
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:39,733
up some pieces, but in the moment,
1181
01:36:39,733 --> 01:36:41,000
because of the flavor and everything
1182
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,100
else, it was like, nah,
1183
01:36:42,600 --> 01:36:44,100
they wouldn't spend all this time
1184
01:36:44,100 --> 01:36:45,533
introducing this character in the way
1185
01:36:45,566 --> 01:36:46,366
that they did and just to
1186
01:36:46,366 --> 01:36:47,866
kill them off, but they did.
1187
01:36:47,933 --> 01:36:48,766
But they do that.
1188
01:36:48,933 --> 01:36:49,600
Yeah.
1189
01:36:49,766 --> 01:36:51,633
It is really interesting,
1190
01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:53,333
different way to tell a story.
1191
01:36:53,366 --> 01:36:56,566
Like, you know, you kind of set it up
1192
01:36:57,066 --> 01:36:57,800
and then just do that
1193
01:36:57,800 --> 01:36:59,699
little, oop, nevermind.
1194
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,333
Yeah, I love it.
1195
01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:02,433
It's a good trick.
1196
01:37:02,933 -->
01:37:03,133
Yeah.
1197
01:37:03,633 --> 01:37:04,266
So
1198
01:37:04,766 --> 01:37:06,199
in between all of this
1199
01:37:06,899 --> 01:37:08,633
spying that Jude is doing,
1200
01:37:09,133 --> 01:37:11,133
she has this issue with
1201
01:37:11,133 --> 01:37:12,833
one of Cardin's lackeys.
1202
01:37:13,233 --> 01:37:14,833
His name is Valerian.
1203
01:37:15,533 --> 01:37:18,199
And he tries to kill her, she kills him.
1204
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:20,000
And this is the first time Jude kills
1205
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,699
somebody and is not
1206
01:37:21,699 --> 01:37:23,699
the last by any means.
1207
01:37:24,366 --> 01:37:25,699
Nevermind, I'm not that excited then.
1208
01:37:26,199 --> 01:37:26,866
It's gonna happen more
1209
01:37:26,866 --> 01:37:27,766
times, okay, nevermind.
1210
01:37:27,766 --> 01:37:29,199
It's the first time it happens.
1211
01:37:29,733 --> 01:37:31,000
I'm stealing her drink, by the way.
1212
01:37:31,366 --> 01:37:32,166
Why would you do that?
1213
01:37:32,166 --> 01:37:33,166
It's my matcha.
1214
01:37:33,699 --> 01:37:34,366
It's delicious.
1215
01:37:34,399 --> 01:37:36,000
(Laughs)
1216
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,699
So then there's this big,
1217
01:37:38,199 --> 01:37:39,333
so, you know, Jude's
1218
01:37:39,333 --> 01:37:40,133
learning to be a spy.
1219
01:37:40,166 --> 01:37:41,500
Then there's this coordination that's
1220
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,633
happening because the king no longer
1221
01:37:43,633 --> 01:37:45,033
wants to be the king.
1222
01:37:45,033 --> 01:37:46,100
He's gonna give it to
1223
01:37:46,433 --> 01:37:47,466
one of his children.
1224
01:37:47,566 --> 01:37:50,333
Only one of his, you know, heirs, one of
1225
01:37:50,333 --> 01:37:51,066
his direct blood
1226
01:37:51,066 --> 01:37:52,766
descendants can wear this crown.
1227
01:37:53,066 --> 01:37:53,899
Specifically, it's
1228
01:37:53,899 --> 01:37:54,899
called the blood crown.
1229
01:37:55,266 --> 01:37:58,199
And it has to, you know, you have to be
1230
01:37:58,233 --> 01:38:00,666
of the blood to crown and be crowned.
1231
01:38:01,399 --> 01:38:02,333
It's a whole like
1232
01:38:02,833 --> 01:38:04,733
spell that they have to do.
1233
01:38:04,899 --> 01:38:06,166
Sure, whole spell, got it.
1234
01:38:06,666 --> 01:38:08,366
By the way, listeners and viewers,
1235
01:38:08,866 --> 01:38:12,100
I'll have you know, I am following a good
1236
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:13,233
chunk of this so far.
1237
01:38:13,699 --> 01:38:16,266
You might not think that I am, but I am.
1238
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:17,866
Be impressed.
1239
01:38:18,566 --> 01:38:21,033
I'm impressed because I, you know, I'm
1240
01:38:21,033 --> 01:38:22,500
skipping a lot, but there's a lot of
1241
01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:23,833
complexity to the story.
1242
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:24,233
Yeah.
1243
01:38:24,366 --> 01:38:24,600
Yeah.
1244
01:38:24,933 --> 01:38:26,899
And viewers, if you are following along
1245
01:38:26,899 --> 01:38:28,266
to this story, give
1246
01:38:28,266 --> 01:38:29,500
yourself a pat on the back.
1247
01:38:29,899 --> 01:38:30,100
100%.
1248
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:31,033
That's what's
1249
01:38:31,033 --> 01:38:33,199
important here, not me, you.
1250
01:38:33,699 --> 01:38:34,166
Continue.
1251
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:34,899
Thank you.
1252
01:38:35,399 --> 01:38:39,066
So with the coronation, Bailkin, that
1253
01:38:39,066 --> 01:38:40,500
prince that lived with Cardin, that was
1254
01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:42,533
kind of abusing him, he stages a coup.
1255
01:38:42,933 --> 01:38:44,699
Literally everyone-- As one does.
1256
01:38:44,899 --> 01:38:47,333
Of course, you have to, it's fairy land.
1257
01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:48,500
Have to stage a coup.
1258
01:38:48,566 --> 01:38:48,833
Sure.
1259
01:38:49,333 --> 01:38:50,466
He kills literally
1260
01:38:50,466 --> 01:38:52,899
everybody except Cardin and himself.
1261
01:38:53,399 --> 01:38:54,399
Literally everybody?
1262
01:38:54,399 --> 01:38:55,266
Literally everybody
1263
01:38:55,266 --> 01:38:56,333
in the Greenbrier line.
1264
01:38:56,766 --> 01:38:57,500
The king,
1265
01:38:58,000 --> 01:38:59,199
Prince Dain is dead.
1266
01:38:59,699 --> 01:39:00,833
There was like a sister that I didn't
1267
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:01,966
mention, she's dead.
1268
01:39:02,233 --> 01:39:04,366
Literally everybody in the royal family
1269
01:39:04,866 --> 01:39:05,933
is dead now, except
1270
01:39:05,933 --> 01:39:07,100
for Bailkin and Cardin.
1271
01:39:07,699 --> 01:39:10,100
And like I said, only an
1272
01:39:10,133 --> 01:39:13,399
heir can crown the next king.
1273
01:39:13,433 --> 01:39:14,666
They have to be blood related.
1274
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:15,133
Okay.
1275
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:16,666
So that's a whole big thing.
1276
01:39:17,166 --> 01:39:21,166
And Jude grabs Cardin, takes him knowing
1277
01:39:21,166 --> 01:39:25,166
that he's important and holds him captive
1278
01:39:25,399 --> 01:39:27,133
with the rest of the spies
1279
01:39:27,133 --> 01:39:28,266
that she's been working with.
1280
01:39:28,633 --> 01:39:30,366
The spies of the roach, the bomb and the
1281
01:39:30,366 --> 01:39:33,566
ghost, which they have cool code names.
1282
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:34,233
Yeah, sure.
1283
01:39:34,233 --> 01:39:34,399
Yeah.
1284
01:39:34,466 --> 01:39:35,333
Okay, I like it.
1285
01:39:35,833 --> 01:39:38,533
And then Cardin tells her that
1286
01:39:39,033 --> 01:39:39,600
there's a promise
1287
01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:43,866
saying if this mysterious
1288
01:39:44,433 --> 01:39:47,833
other heir is killed, so
1289
01:39:48,333 --> 01:39:51,133
Dain had this child killed, or like he
1290
01:39:51,133 --> 01:39:54,100
tried to have this one child killed, that
1291
01:39:54,100 --> 01:39:55,800
there's the whole mystery that's going
1292
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:56,699
on, that there's this one
1293
01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:59,233
child that's a Greenbrier heir
1294
01:39:59,733 --> 01:40:02,399
that Dain tried to have killed, but if
1295
01:40:02,399 --> 01:40:04,100
he's still alive, that
1296
01:40:04,100 --> 01:40:05,300
Dain would never be king.
1297
01:40:05,733 --> 01:40:08,666
So because Dain cannot be king, because
1298
01:40:08,666 --> 01:40:11,566
he's dead, he's dead,
1299
01:40:12,066 --> 01:40:13,600
this child must still be alive.
1300
01:40:13,600 --> 01:40:15,333
So there's a mysterious
1301
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:18,166
another heir to the throne.
1302
01:40:18,733 --> 01:40:18,966
Okay.
1303
01:40:19,466 --> 01:40:19,666
Okay.
1304
01:40:20,166 --> 01:40:22,733
There's also this very fun scene where
1305
01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:25,033
Cardin is all tied up and Jude's
1306
01:40:25,033 --> 01:40:26,899
threatening him and it's great.
1307
01:40:26,899 --> 01:40:27,533
So I do have another
1308
01:40:27,533 --> 01:40:28,199
quote for you to read.
1309
01:40:28,699 --> 01:40:29,366
Another quote?
1310
01:40:29,399 --> 01:40:29,699
Mm-hmm.
1311
01:40:30,199 --> 01:40:36,300
(Air Whooshing) (Dain Clears Throat)
1312
01:40:36,766 --> 01:40:39,300
So specifically, Jude has him all tied up
1313
01:40:39,699 --> 01:40:40,466
and she's like, "Why
1314
01:40:40,466 --> 01:40:41,466
do you hate me so much?"
1315
01:40:41,533 --> 01:40:43,166
Most of all, I hate you
1316
01:40:43,333 --> 01:40:44,366
because I think of you.
1317
01:40:45,133 --> 01:40:48,500
Often, it's disgusting and I can't stop.
1318
01:40:49,000 --> 01:40:50,266
This is important for later.
1319
01:40:50,766 --> 01:40:52,766
Okay, all right, fair enough.
1320
01:40:53,266 --> 01:40:55,899
(Both Laugh) He hates her so much that he
1321
01:40:55,899 --> 01:40:57,666
can't stop thinking about her.
1322
01:40:58,333 --> 01:40:59,333
Yeah, that's how that works.
1323
01:40:59,366 --> 01:41:00,733
Yeah, exactly.
1324
01:41:01,233 --> 01:41:01,699
And
1325
01:41:02,199 --> 01:41:05,500
Jude also says how much she hates him and
1326
01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:07,833
specifically she says, "I hate him more
1327
01:41:08,233 --> 01:41:09,633
than all the others.
1328
01:41:09,666 --> 01:41:11,766
"I hate him so much that sometimes when I
1329
01:41:11,766 --> 01:41:13,800
look at him, "I can hardly breathe."
1330
01:41:14,333 --> 01:41:16,333
And so we're getting a lot of these types
1331
01:41:16,333 --> 01:41:18,266
of quotes all throughout the book about
1332
01:41:18,266 --> 01:41:19,433
how much they hate each other.
1333
01:41:19,699 --> 01:41:22,399
This is truly enemies to lovers.
1334
01:41:22,866 --> 01:41:23,733
If they hate each
1335
01:41:23,733 --> 01:41:25,366
other, will they bang later?
1336
01:41:25,366 --> 01:41:26,766
I wonder.
1337
01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:27,966
Not in
this book.
1338
01:41:28,633 --> 01:41:30,166
Not in this book, okay.
1339
01:41:30,266 --> 01:41:31,566
Okay, I was looking
1340
01:41:31,566 --> 01:41:32,966
forward to it, but okay.
1341
01:41:33,466 --> 01:41:35,733
And then Jude,
1342
01:41:36,233 --> 01:41:37,666
Jude has been having this little
1343
01:41:37,666 --> 01:41:40,366
flirt-mance thing with one of Cardin's
1344
01:41:40,366 --> 01:41:42,366
other lackeys, Locke,
1345
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:44,600
but it turns out that
1346
01:41:45,066 --> 01:41:46,600
Locke was just kind of like
1347
01:41:47,100 --> 01:41:49,166
hyping her up because he was dating her
1348
01:41:49,166 --> 01:41:51,333
sister and there was this whole
1349
01:41:51,866 --> 01:41:53,033
big thing
1350
01:41:53,533 --> 01:41:55,600
about Locke trying to get
1351
01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:56,833
between the two sisters.
1352
01:41:57,266 --> 01:41:58,166
So Locke is
1353
01:41:58,666 --> 01:42:01,000
actually dating Taryn,
1354
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,566
Jude's sister, twin sister.
1355
01:42:04,100 --> 01:42:05,066
And he was trying to
1356
01:42:05,066 --> 01:42:06,500
get between the two twins.
1357
01:42:07,100 --> 01:42:08,566
He was trying to rile them up.
1358
01:42:09,133 --> 01:42:10,333
And there's this whole thing
1359
01:42:10,833 --> 01:42:11,366
that
1360
01:42:11,866 --> 01:42:13,666
Jude was excited that
1361
01:42:13,766 --> 01:42:15,300
somebody actually liked her.
1362
01:42:15,633 --> 01:42:16,699
She was like, "Oh, maybe I
1363
01:42:16,699 --> 01:42:17,866
do belong here in Ferry."
1364
01:42:17,866 --> 01:42:20,133
And then Locke's like, "Nevermind, I'm
1365
01:42:20,333 --> 01:42:21,966
getting engaged to your twin."
1366
01:42:22,333 --> 01:42:24,300
Like total betrayal.
1367
01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:26,433
Like pretty big deal.
1368
01:42:26,633 --> 01:42:28,100
And Taryn kind of knew.
1369
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:31,333
She knew that Locke was like messing with
1370
01:42:31,333 --> 01:42:32,733
them both and didn't say
1371
01:42:32,733 --> 01:42:33,766
anything to Jude at all.
1372
01:42:34,133 --> 01:42:34,366
Yeah.
1373
01:42:34,399 --> 01:42:35,300
Just- Okay.
1374
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:37,033
There's this whole,
1375
01:42:37,533 --> 01:42:39,133
once Jude finds out, she
1376
01:42:39,133 --> 01:42:41,033
challenges Taryn to like a duel.
1377
01:42:41,666 --> 01:42:43,533
And Jude's the one that sword fights and
1378
01:42:43,533 --> 01:42:45,233
Taryn is the one that's more like,
1379
01:42:45,733 --> 01:42:47,666
she's more into like compromising and
1380
01:42:48,399 --> 01:42:49,399
making everything okay.
1381
01:42:49,899 --> 01:42:53,233
But the half-Fairy sister tries to glamor
1382
01:42:53,233 --> 01:42:55,133
them to stop, but it turns out that
1383
01:42:55,133 --> 01:42:58,366
Jude's glamor is still working, or her
1384
01:42:58,366 --> 01:42:59,399
spell that makes her
1385
01:42:59,466 --> 01:43:01,666
resistant to glamors is still working.
1386
01:43:02,033 --> 01:43:03,266
Oh, okay.
1387
01:43:03,266 --> 01:43:05,899
So she doesn't stop and almost hurts
1388
01:43:05,899 --> 01:43:07,000
Taryn, but she stops
1389
01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,699
herself the last moment.
1390
01:43:09,266 --> 01:43:12,066
So now we know that just because Prince
1391
01:43:12,066 --> 01:43:14,433
Dain is dead, doesn't mean that that
1392
01:43:14,433 --> 01:43:16,133
spell went away for Jude.
1393
01:43:16,333 --> 01:43:17,933
So she cannot be glamored, which is
1394
01:43:17,933 --> 01:43:20,433
really, really powerful in the Ferry
1395
01:43:20,933 --> 01:43:21,366
Kingdom.
1396
01:43:21,866 --> 01:43:21,899
Oh
1397
01:43:22,399 --> 01:43:23,399
my gosh, and now we're only
1398
01:43:23,399 --> 01:43:24,466
like halfway through the book.
1399
01:43:24,466 --> 01:43:26,566
So there's a lot more than that.
1400
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:27,899
Jude eventually comes
1401
01:43:27,899 --> 01:43:29,233
to the realization that
1402
01:43:29,733 --> 01:43:30,966
her like adoptive
1403
01:43:30,966 --> 01:43:34,233
brother, Oak, is actually the
1404
01:43:34,733 --> 01:43:37,000
child, the third Greenbrier heir.
1405
01:43:37,366 --> 01:43:40,666
So she concocts this whole plan
1406
01:43:41,166 --> 01:43:44,466
to get Cardin on the throne
1407
01:43:44,966 --> 01:43:45,866
instead of
1408
01:43:46,333 --> 01:43:47,733
Prince Balecan and instead
1409
01:43:47,733 --> 01:43:49,133
of her little brother, Oak.
1410
01:43:49,199 --> 01:43:51,899
So she figures out that Oak is
1411
01:43:52,399 --> 01:43:55,166
this missing child in the heir.
1412
01:43:55,166 --> 01:43:57,600
So she concocts this whole plan to get
1413
01:43:57,600 --> 01:44:00,633
Cardin onto the throne instead of her
1414
01:44:00,633 --> 01:44:02,100
little brother, Oak, right?
1415
01:44:02,633 --> 01:44:05,433
Because Balecan is bad guy, Oak's too
1416
01:44:05,433 --> 01:44:08,600
young, and at least maybe we can get
1417
01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:09,500
Cardin on the throne.
1418
01:44:10,033 --> 01:44:11,600
And what she ends up doing is she
1419
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:14,733
interrogates Cardin and gets him to
1420
01:44:15,233 --> 01:44:18,166
swear himself to her for a year and a day
1421
01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:20,399
so that he has to do everything she says.
1422
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,866
So she's gonna like shadow run
1423
01:44:23,366 --> 01:44:25,533
the whole kingdom, using
1424
01:44:25,533 --> 01:44:26,566
Cardin as a figurehead.
1425
01:44:27,066 --> 01:44:27,800
And then
1426
01:44:28,300 --> 01:44:29,766
Jude and Madoc
1427
01:44:30,266 --> 01:44:32,666
duel over the crown, and there's this
1428
01:44:32,666 --> 01:44:33,666
really cool like
1429
01:44:33,899 --> 01:44:36,166
princess bride moment where Jude
1430
01:44:36,666 --> 01:44:39,433
poisons Madoc, and he's
like, "Oh my God,
1431
01:44:39,433 --> 01:44:40,100
how did you know what
1432
01:44:40,100 --> 01:44:40,699
cup I would choose?"
1433
01:44:40,699 --> 01:44:41,133
And she's like, "I
1434
01:44:41,133 --> 01:44:42,833
poisoned them both, bitch."
1435
01:44:42,833 --> 01:44:44,100
(Both Laughing)
1436
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:47,399
I have another quote for you to read, and
1437
01:44:47,399 --> 01:44:48,800
this is when Jude is
1438
01:44:48,800 --> 01:44:50,033
interrogating Cardin.
1439
01:44:50,100 --> 01:44:51,766
I can feel the moment he gives in and
1440
01:44:51,766 --> 01:44:54,333
gives up, pulling me to him despite the
1441
01:44:54,333 --> 01:44:55,333
threat of the knife.
1442
01:44:55,800 --> 01:44:58,300
He kisses me hard with a kind of
1443
01:44:58,300 --> 01:45:01,033
devouring desperation, fingers digging
1444
01:45:01,033 --> 01:45:04,133
into my hair, our mouths slide together,
1445
01:45:04,600 --> 01:45:06,533
teeth over lips over tongues.
1446
01:45:07,033 --> 01:45:08,000
Desire hits me like a
1447
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,000
kick to the stomach.
1448
01:45:09,533 --> 01:45:11,566
It's like fighting, except what we're
1449
01:45:11,566 --> 01:45:12,699
fighting for is to crawl
1450
01:45:12,699 --> 01:45:14,033
inside each other's skin.
1451
01:45:14,066 --> 01:45:15,866
But kissing Locke never felt the way that
1452
01:45:15,866 --> 01:45:18,533
kissing Cardin does, like taking a dared
1453
01:45:18,533 --> 01:45:20,600
run over knives, like an adrenaline
1454
01:45:20,600 --> 01:45:22,699
strike of lightning, like the moment when
1455
01:45:22,699 --> 01:45:25,133
you're swum too far out in the sea and
1456
01:45:25,133 --> 01:45:26,233
there's no going back,
1457
01:45:26,733 --> 01:45:28,133
only cold black water
1458
01:45:28,133 --> 01:45:29,333
closing over your head.
1459
01:45:29,833 --> 01:45:31,833
And she's specifically like holding a
1460
01:45:32,333 --> 01:45:34,466
knife to his throat and making out with
1461
01:45:34,466 --> 01:45:35,566
him, and that is the
1462
01:45:35,566 --> 01:45:37,466
spiciest scene in the whole book.
1463
01:45:38,100 --> 01:45:38,533
Wow.
1464
01:45:38,766 --> 01:45:39,133
Yeah.
1465
01:45:39,899 --> 01:45:40,100
Okay.
1466
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:41,000
Sounds
1467
01:45:41,500 --> 01:45:43,399
like something you'd see in Hollywood if
1468
01:45:43,399 --> 01:45:44,466
they ever decided to do that.
1469
01:45:45,199 --> 01:45:47,066
Oh yeah, I'm really excited for whatever
1470
01:45:47,066 --> 01:45:48,699
they end up doing for
1471
01:45:49,199 --> 01:45:49,600
the show.
1472
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:50,433
There's actually a
1473
01:45:50,933 --> 01:45:53,800
fan film on YouTube, it's French,
1474
01:45:54,300 --> 01:45:56,000
of this story.
1475
01:45:56,566 --> 01:45:59,366
And they haven't gotten very far into it
1476
01:45:59,366 --> 01:46:01,300
yet, but the costumes and the
1477
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:03,500
location shots and just like all the
1478
01:46:03,500 --> 01:46:04,399
choreography is like
1479
01:46:04,399 --> 01:46:05,466
beautiful, it's really cool.
1480
01:46:06,266 --> 01:46:07,500
It's on YouTube, shout out.
1481
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:08,600
Shout out.
1482
01:46:09,100 --> 01:46:12,166
Anyway, Jude's plan works, she poisons
1483
01:46:12,166 --> 01:46:14,966
Madoc, she gets Cardin on the throne, and
1484
01:46:14,966 --> 01:46:17,033
Cardin has to listen to her for a year
1485
01:46:17,433 --> 01:46:21,199
and a day, and the clock is ticking, and
1486
01:46:21,199 --> 01:46:22,833
that's how we end the first book.
1487
01:46:23,533 --> 01:46:24,333
Whoa.
1488
01:46:24,333 --> 01:46:26,966
Yeah, that was a lot of stuff, and I
1489
01:46:26,966 --> 01:46:28,466
skipped over even
1490
01:46:28,466 --> 01:46:29,633
more than a lot of stuff.
1491
01:46:29,800 --> 01:46:31,333
Even more than a lot of stuff.
1492
01:46:31,366 --> 01:46:31,666
Yeah.
1493
01:46:32,133 --> 01:46:33,399
Okay, all right, all right.
1494
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:34,866
For you.
1495
01:46:34,899 --> 01:46:35,966
For you.
1496
01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:39,533
Now, just so the record is clear, Holly
1497
01:46:39,533 --> 01:46:41,666
Black is one of your favorite authors.
1498
01:46:41,866 --> 01:46:42,500
She is.
1499
01:46:42,533 --> 01:46:43,266
Of all time.
1500
01:46:43,300 --> 01:46:44,966
She's one of my favorites, absolutely.
1501
01:46:45,100 --> 01:46:46,566
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1502
01:46:47,166 --> 01:46:49,000
And you did tell me at one point what
1503
01:46:49,500 --> 01:46:52,500
your first Holly Black book was, your
1504
01:46:52,500 --> 01:46:54,066
favorite, now I'm not sure it's your
1505
01:46:54,066 --> 01:46:55,233
favorite anymore, do you have a favorite
1506
01:46:55,233 --> 01:46:56,600
Holly Black book now?
1507
01:46:57,033 --> 01:46:59,466
I don't know anymore
1508
01:46:59,966 --> 01:47:01,766
what my favorite one is, it
1509
01:47:01,766 --> 01:47:02,933
might be "Queen of Nothing,"
1510
01:47:03,433 --> 01:47:03,666
which
1511
01:47:04,166 --> 01:47:05,933
is the third book in this series, but
1512
01:47:05,933 --> 01:47:09,433
"Tithe" is the first Holly Black book I
1513
01:47:09,433 --> 01:47:12,366
read back when I was 17 myself,
1514
01:47:12,866 --> 01:47:13,366
I would say.
1515
01:47:13,866 --> 01:47:15,699
And it was very enjoyable,
1516
01:47:16,199 --> 01:47:18,033
I have not read it in a long time, but a
1517
01:47:18,066 --> 01:47:20,466
good friend of mine told me that it does
1518
01:47:20,466 --> 01:47:22,633
not hold up, that you must be 17 to read
1519
01:47:22,633 --> 01:47:25,033
it, or else you will not enjoy it.
1520
01:47:25,633 --> 01:47:26,066
So
1521
01:47:26,566 --> 01:47:27,466
I'll have to do a reread.
1522
01:47:27,500 --> 01:47:29,500
I have a memory of you taking your copy
1523
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:32,000
of that book and writing a nice note on
1524
01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:33,533
it and leaving it at a train station for
1525
01:47:33,533 --> 01:47:34,800
someone to pick up and find.
1526
01:47:34,866 --> 01:47:36,666
Oh yeah, that was, we were doing like,
1527
01:47:37,166 --> 01:47:39,433
it was something online where you could
1528
01:47:39,433 --> 01:47:41,766
like find books local to you that people
1529
01:47:41,766 --> 01:47:43,366
just kind of left random places.
1530
01:47:43,399 --> 01:47:45,166
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
1531
01:47:45,333 --> 01:47:47,266
Yeah, good story.
1532
01:47:47,866 --> 01:47:48,899
Well, I'm tired now.
1533
01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:50,233
Okay, we're down.
1534
01:47:50,266 --> 01:47:52,966
But, but, but, but, but, I'm really
1535
01:47:52,966 --> 01:47:54,733
curious to know what
1536
01:47:55,266 --> 01:47:57,600
game you think matches this.
1537
01:47:58,000 --> 01:47:58,266
Mm,
1538
01:47:58,766 --> 01:47:59,066
mm,
1539
01:47:59,566 --> 01:47:59,866
ha,
1540
01:48:00,366 --> 01:48:00,933
yes.
1541
01:48:01,433 --> 01:48:04,033
No game whatsoever, you're not prepared.
1542
01:48:04,233 --> 01:48:06,266
And before we get to that, editor Sam
1543
01:48:06,266 --> 01:48:07,566
here to let you know, there's a really
1544
01:48:07,566 --> 01:48:09,800
cool way you can join the fun, get early
1545
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:11,666
access to episodes of chapters and
1546
01:48:11,666 --> 01:48:14,133
checkpoints before anyone else does.
1547
01:48:14,433 --> 01:48:15,000
That's right.
1548
01:48:15,133 --> 01:48:17,633
Come join us at patreon.com slash zero
1549
01:48:17,633 --> 01:48:20,600
dot media to get access to the counter
1550
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:23,533
hit chapters and checkpoints, a new
1551
01:48:23,533 --> 01:48:25,199
secret, secret, secret project that we're
1552
01:48:25,199 --> 01:48:27,800
launching like very soon right now, as
1553
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:29,466
well as sneak peeks to other projects
1554
01:48:29,466 --> 01:48:31,600
that myself or Daniel or
1555
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:32,666
Crystal might be working on.
1556
01:48:32,933 --> 01:48:34,133
So come join us.
1557
01:48:34,300 --> 01:48:36,300
It's cheap $3.99 each.
1558
01:48:36,333 --> 01:48:37,433
Come join the fam, be
1559
01:48:37,433 --> 01:48:38,633
part of our private discord.
1560
01:48:38,766 --> 01:48:40,633
We love to have you chat with you about
1561
01:48:40,633 --> 01:48:42,766
books, video games, and
1562
01:48:42,766 --> 01:48:43,699
everything else in between.
1563
01:48:44,266 --> 01:48:46,000
All right, back to the episode.
1564
01:48:49,166 --> 01:48:50,833
of a big deal that I'm bringing it up.
1565
01:48:50,833 --> 01:48:52,033
I think when we bring it up, it's gonna
1566
01:48:52,033 --> 01:48:52,666
become even a more
1567
01:48:52,666 --> 01:48:54,366
popular video game afterwards.
1568
01:48:54,733 --> 01:48:56,133
And that game, of course, is
1569
01:48:56,633 --> 01:48:59,600
The Legend of Zelda, the ocarina of time.
1570
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:00,966
I think this is a
1571
01:49:00,966 --> 01:49:03,066
really smart choice of you to
1572
01:49:03,566 --> 01:49:04,966
bring this to the
1573
01:49:04,966 --> 01:49:07,000
forefront today of all days.
1574
01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:08,000
I'm ready.
1575
01:49:08,133 --> 01:49:08,433
Yeah.
1576
01:49:08,766 --> 01:49:09,366
I'm ready to go.
1577
01:49:09,866 --> 01:49:10,733
All right, so,
1578
01:49:11,233 --> 01:49:11,833
ocarina time.
1579
01:49:12,333 --> 01:49:14,033
Little tiny game that became the
1580
01:49:14,100 --> 01:49:16,266
best-selling Zelda game of all time and
1581
01:49:16,766 --> 01:49:18,666
won a bunch of awards and just considered
1582
01:49:18,666 --> 01:49:19,100
one of the greatest,
1583
01:49:19,633 --> 01:49:22,866
got the first 10 out of 10 out of 10 at
1584
01:49:22,866 --> 01:49:25,066
Famitsu, a Japanese review site.
1585
01:49:25,133 --> 01:49:26,733
No big deal, just a small little game.
1586
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:27,399
Yeah, just a little.
1587
01:49:27,899 --> 01:49:28,766
The story of this game
1588
01:49:29,066 --> 01:49:30,266
takes place in Hyrule,
1589
01:49:30,766 --> 01:49:32,533
but not the Hyrule that we had ever seen
1590
01:49:32,533 --> 01:49:34,933
before in prior games of Legend of Zelda.
1591
01:49:34,933 --> 01:49:37,600
And just to be clear, this was the fifth
1592
01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:39,466
Legend of Zelda game at this point.
1593
01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:41,066
Can I just say that it's the fifth one.
1594
01:49:41,399 --> 01:49:44,033
There's now like 30 of these things, 40,
1595
01:49:44,399 --> 01:49:45,699
if you include spin-offs.
1596
01:49:46,333 --> 01:49:47,399
There was Legend of Zelda 1,
1597
01:49:47,899 --> 01:49:49,600
there was 2, then there was
1598
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:50,666
Legend of Zelda Link to the
1599
01:49:51,166 --> 01:49:53,033
Past, which is kind of known as Zelda 3.
1600
01:49:53,533 --> 01:49:54,899
Then there's Link's Awakening and then
1601
01:49:54,899 --> 01:49:56,000
there's the stock green-up time.
1602
01:49:56,633 --> 01:49:57,366
Right off the bat.
1603
01:49:57,833 --> 01:49:59,933
Prince is like the fourth or fifth
1604
01:49:59,966 --> 01:50:02,100
installment of the modern fairy tales.
1605
01:50:02,133 --> 01:50:05,066
Ooh, okay, all right, all right.
1606
01:50:05,366 --> 01:50:06,766
Because as you mentioned,
1607
01:50:07,433 --> 01:50:10,100
tithe is like an early version.
1608
01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:11,566
Yeah, anyway, go ahead.
1609
01:50:11,699 --> 01:50:12,833
There are connections, there are
1610
01:50:12,833 --> 01:50:13,666
connections, aren't there?
1611
01:50:14,233 --> 01:50:18,633
So the deal is that it's Hyrule, sometime
1612
01:50:18,633 --> 01:50:20,333
in Hyrule and it's the
first time we're
1613
01:50:20,333 --> 01:50:21,966
seeing kind of an origin story of the
1614
01:50:21,966 --> 01:50:23,966
gods and deities of Hyrule.
1615
01:50:24,466 --> 01:50:26,833
There's three of them, fun fact, related
1616
01:50:26,833 --> 01:50:28,199
to the Triforce, fun fact.
1617
01:50:28,699 --> 01:50:29,733
We'll talk about that later.
1618
01:50:30,233 --> 01:50:33,100
But we follow the story of a young boy, a
1619
01:50:33,100 --> 01:50:35,300
boy who lives in a forest village.
1620
01:50:35,899 --> 01:50:39,166
This forest village that is filled with,
1621
01:50:39,399 --> 01:50:40,466
well, the people that live in
1622
01:50:40,466 --> 01:50:41,800
this forest village are Kokiri,
1623
01:50:42,300 --> 01:50:44,166
Kokiri, Kokiri, however
1624
01:50:44,166 --> 01:50:45,500
you wanna pronounce it.
1625
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:48,500
And what's interesting about this forest
1626
01:50:48,500 --> 01:50:51,533
village is that every single person in
1627
01:50:51,533 --> 01:50:53,533
this village has a fairy
1628
01:50:53,533 --> 01:50:57,033
companion, except for one,
1629
01:50:57,533 --> 01:50:58,966
the boy that we're gonna be following.
1630
01:50:59,466 --> 01:51:02,166
That boy we're gonna call Link, that's
1631
01:51:02,166 --> 01:51:03,766
what we normally call this character.
1632
01:51:03,966 --> 01:51:06,733
Link has not had a fairy companion at all
1633
01:51:07,233 --> 01:51:09,833
until one day he wakes up and he does.
1634
01:51:10,333 --> 01:51:12,000
One day he has a fairy companion.
1635
01:51:12,533 --> 01:51:14,266
Everyone's favorite, Navi.
1636
01:51:14,633 --> 01:51:15,166
Navi.
1637
01:51:15,199 --> 01:51:16,399
Not sure at all for
1638
01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:18,800
navigation, but Navi, okay?
1639
01:51:18,866 --> 01:51:19,399
Listen.
1640
01:51:19,500 --> 01:51:21,266
And everyone in the village is super
1641
01:51:21,266 --> 01:51:23,899
happy that this character Link now
1642
01:51:23,899 --> 01:51:25,866
finally has a fairy to call your own,
1643
01:51:25,866 --> 01:51:27,500
they're happy, they're joyous, like yes,
1644
01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:28,566
finally you get to have him.
1645
01:51:29,033 --> 01:51:31,233
There's almost like this sense of worry
1646
01:51:31,266 --> 01:51:32,233
that he has not had this
1647
01:51:32,233 --> 01:51:34,500
fairy with him this entire time.
1648
01:51:34,966 --> 01:51:37,333
This fairy, Navi says, "Hey, we must see
1649
01:51:37,333 --> 01:51:38,600
the great Deku tree."
1650
01:51:39,233 --> 01:51:41,033
Now the great Deku tree
1651
01:51:41,533 --> 01:51:42,866
is kind of,
1652
01:51:43,366 --> 01:51:47,466
not a god, but a guardian of this place
1653
01:51:47,466 --> 01:51:48,933
called the Kokiri village.
1654
01:51:49,433 --> 01:51:50,733
And by the way, I told
1655
01:51:50,733 --> 01:51:51,733
you what my cocktail was.
1656
01:51:51,733 --> 01:51:52,533
It was matcha.
1657
01:51:52,566 --> 01:51:53,199
Matcha.
1658
01:51:53,300 --> 01:51:56,233
Matcha, honey, green tea, some kind of
1659
01:51:56,266 --> 01:51:58,766
liquid in a clear glass
1660
01:51:58,766 --> 01:51:59,766
that I have right here.
1661
01:52:00,266 --> 01:52:01,399
And the reason why I
1662
01:52:01,399 --> 01:52:04,600
picked a clear glass is because,
1663
01:52:05,100 --> 01:52:07,100
it's because it correlates to
1664
01:52:07,633 --> 01:52:09,100
a jar that you can get with water,
1665
01:52:09,100 --> 01:52:10,866
fluids, potions, all that stuff.
1666
01:52:11,100 --> 01:52:13,633
You can also collect fairies in this jar.
1667
01:52:13,699 --> 01:52:16,300
I'm sure that's related slash not related
1668
01:52:16,300 --> 01:52:18,500
in some capacity in some particular way.
1669
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:21,133
And so Navi is telling you to go see the
1670
01:52:21,133 --> 01:52:23,766
great Deku tree and in this particular
1671
01:52:23,766 --> 01:52:25,533
capacity, the great Deku tree and just
1672
01:52:25,533 --> 01:52:27,300
for visual aid for us all
1673
01:52:27,833 --> 01:52:29,066
is that little guy right there.
1674
01:52:29,233 --> 01:52:30,466
And by little, I mean massive.
1675
01:52:30,466 --> 01:52:32,899
It's this giant massive tree, et cetera.
1676
01:52:33,233 --> 01:52:34,933
And Link can't get to the Deku tree
1677
01:52:34,966 --> 01:52:36,199
because all the Kokiri are like, "Hey
1678
01:52:36,199 --> 01:52:38,766
man, you can't come see the Deku tree
1679
01:52:38,766 --> 01:52:41,333
until you've got a shield and a sword."
1680
01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:42,833
And it's very easy for you to find a
1681
01:52:42,833 --> 01:52:44,500
shield and sword, get a couple of rupees,
1682
01:52:44,733 --> 01:52:45,800
find the hidden sword
1683
01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:46,766
and you're all good to go.
1684
01:52:47,266 --> 01:52:47,933
You get the sword.
1685
01:52:48,433 --> 01:52:49,000
The
1686
01:52:49,500 --> 01:52:51,100
great Deku tree is like, "Hey, there's
1687
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:54,300
an evil, I'm 11th force out.
1688
01:52:54,333 --> 01:52:57,100
And it's actually, it's inside of me and
1689
01:52:57,100 --> 01:52:59,333
I need you to destroy it, to
1690
01:52:59,333 --> 01:53:01,066
save us and save the land."
1691
01:53:01,566 --> 01:53:03,699
Link goes down, goes down the thing,
1692
01:53:03,966 --> 01:53:05,766
defeats good old Goma, the boss right
1693
01:53:05,766 --> 01:53:07,533
there, comes back and the
1694
01:53:07,533 --> 01:53:08,500
great Deku tree is like, "Hey,
1695
01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:09,933
cool, thanks.
1696
01:53:10,733 --> 01:53:11,333
I'm dying.
1697
01:53:11,966 --> 01:53:12,699
I was already dying
1698
01:53:12,699 --> 01:53:13,666
before you even started."
1699
01:53:14,166 --> 01:53:16,300
I'm about to die right now.
1700
01:53:16,533 --> 01:53:18,166
You now have a much larger journey ahead.
1701
01:53:18,300 --> 01:53:19,199
Oh my goodness.
1702
01:53:19,699 --> 01:53:20,800
Before you go, here
1703
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,300
I'll give you the stone
1704
01:53:22,800 --> 01:53:24,699
and the stone will help lead you to
1705
01:53:25,199 --> 01:53:26,933
see the princess Zelda.
1706
01:53:27,699 --> 01:53:28,133
Okay.
1707
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:29,933
So the Deku tree dies right there in
1708
01:53:29,933 --> 01:53:31,600
front of you, turns to like gray.
1709
01:53:32,366 --> 01:53:34,033
All the Kokiri are devastated
1710
01:53:34,033 --> 01:53:35,866
and they suspect you did it.
1711
01:53:35,899 --> 01:53:38,800
You caused the great Deku tree's death,
1712
01:53:38,966 --> 01:53:40,366
the great Deku tree said he was already
1713
01:53:40,366 --> 01:53:42,199
dying before you came out to do whatever.
1714
01:53:42,733 --> 01:53:43,933
And you go on your adventure, right?
1715
01:53:44,433 --> 01:53:46,699
You go on an adventure, you go to Hyrule
1716
01:53:47,199 --> 01:53:47,899
Field
1717
01:53:48,399 --> 01:53:51,266
and then you go ahead and sneak through
1718
01:53:51,266 --> 01:53:52,600
some guards, sneak through the castle
1719
01:53:52,633 --> 01:53:55,866
guard area and you meet good old Zelda.
1720
01:53:55,866 --> 01:53:57,699
And Zelda's a young little kid and
1721
01:53:57,699 --> 01:53:58,300
Zelda's like, "Hey,
1722
01:53:58,300 --> 01:53:59,366
I've had this premonition.
1723
01:53:59,866 --> 01:54:03,866
I think this evil man Ganondorf is trying
1724
01:54:03,866 --> 01:54:06,500
to get favor and do some
1725
01:54:06,899 --> 01:54:08,500
horrible heinous things.
1726
01:54:09,133 --> 01:54:11,000
We must make sure that he can't ever get
1727
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:12,633
access to the temple of time and the
1728
01:54:12,633 --> 01:54:14,433
master sword and yada, yada, yada."
1729
01:54:14,433 --> 01:54:15,633
That's not the important part.
1730
01:54:16,133 --> 01:54:16,866
So you go ahead and go
1731
01:54:16,866 --> 01:54:20,266
down Zelda's errands.
1732
01:54:20,766 --> 01:54:22,233
You get the two and three
1733
01:54:22,233 --> 01:54:23,500
other gems you need to get.
1734
01:54:24,000 --> 01:54:24,833
You befriend a bunch of
1735
01:54:24,833 --> 01:54:25,699
friends along the way.
1736
01:54:26,366 --> 01:54:28,500
Support for you also know that one of
1737
01:54:28,533 --> 01:54:31,100
Link's friends during the, when he was in
1738
01:54:31,100 --> 01:54:33,100
the Kokiri village was Saria.
1739
01:54:33,733 --> 01:54:34,533
Saria is a girl with
1740
01:54:34,533 --> 01:54:36,166
green hair, very cute looking.
1741
01:54:36,633 --> 01:54:37,433
She's your age,
1742
01:54:37,500 --> 01:54:38,566
you're a young little boy.
1743
01:54:38,633 --> 01:54:41,033
I think they say you're 10 years old, 10
1744
01:54:41,033 --> 01:54:41,899
years old or so,
1745
01:54:41,933 --> 01:54:43,000
they're Saria right there.
1746
01:54:43,399 --> 01:54:43,966
Very cute.
1747
01:54:44,166 --> 01:54:44,399
Yeah.
1748
01:54:44,899 --> 01:54:46,233
You go do the thing, you get the three
1749
01:54:46,233 --> 01:54:49,233
gemstones and a big mix up happens.
1750
01:54:49,433 --> 01:54:52,333
You get to the castle and Zelda's on
1751
01:54:52,399 --> 01:54:54,166
horseback with some other person,
1752
01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:55,466
Sheikah, who's like, or
1753
01:54:56,166 --> 01:54:57,100
I think, yeah, Sheikah.
1754
01:54:57,600 --> 01:54:58,566
No, not Sheikah.
1755
01:54:59,066 --> 01:54:59,666
What's her name?
1756
01:55:00,166 --> 01:55:00,566
Uh-oh.
1757
01:55:00,666 --> 01:55:01,066
No.
1758
01:55:01,399 --> 01:55:02,399
Everyone's screaming it.
1759
01:55:02,899 --> 01:55:03,500
Imp.
1760
01:55:04,166 --> 01:55:04,533
Impa?
1761
01:55:05,033 --> 01:55:05,966
Yes, Impa.
1762
01:55:06,466 --> 01:55:06,866
Thank you.
1763
01:55:07,066 --> 01:55:08,800
I know Impa from "Breath of the Wild."
1764
01:55:08,800 --> 01:55:09,533
Yep, Impa.
1765
01:55:10,033 --> 01:55:11,500
Oh, she looks, she's like built in
1766
01:55:11,500 --> 01:55:12,199
muscular, like very
1767
01:55:12,266 --> 01:55:13,333
ninja like, very cool.
1768
01:55:13,866 --> 01:55:15,333
And then at the same time Ganondorf is
1769
01:55:15,333 --> 01:55:17,133
chasing after her and there's lightning
1770
01:55:17,133 --> 01:55:18,366
and there's thunder and
1771
01:55:18,366 --> 01:55:19,233
they're coming after you.
1772
01:55:19,300 --> 01:55:20,133
And basically he's trying
1773
01:55:20,133 --> 01:55:21,399
to find the Ocarina of Time.
1774
01:55:21,766 --> 01:55:22,033
Okay.
1775
01:55:22,533 --> 01:55:24,800
Zelda tossed the Ocarina of Time down the
1776
01:55:24,800 --> 01:55:25,966
moat in the castle and
1777
01:55:25,966 --> 01:55:27,366
you go dig it up, grab it.
1778
01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:28,833
You go to the temple of time,
1779
01:55:28,833 --> 01:55:30,100
you do the flute flute thing.
1780
01:55:30,399 --> 01:55:31,233
You've got your
1781
01:55:31,733 --> 01:55:34,133
three gems, the door opens and there's a
1782
01:55:34,133 --> 01:55:37,199
sword, the master sword right there.
1783
01:55:37,399 --> 01:55:38,300
The real sword.
1784
01:55:38,300 --> 01:55:39,199
The real sword.
1785
01:55:39,533 --> 01:55:41,000
You lift it up and
1786
01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,366
(Imitates Sword Whirring)
1787
01:55:43,866 --> 01:55:45,466
That's a very fancy sound effect.
1788
01:55:45,500 --> 01:55:47,000
I would play the music, but I'm so afraid
1789
01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:48,833
of being demonetized by the indie
1790
01:55:48,833 --> 01:55:50,800
developer known as Nineteen-Doh.
1791
01:55:50,866 --> 01:55:52,000
Nineteen-Doh.
1792
01:55:52,699 --> 01:55:53,600
That I wouldn't want to do that.
1793
01:55:53,866 --> 01:55:54,866
And you are teleported
1794
01:55:54,866 --> 01:55:56,699
into this ethereal realm.
1795
01:55:57,300 --> 01:55:57,733
Ooh.
1796
01:55:57,833 --> 01:56:00,233
And you're talking to an older gentleman
1797
01:56:00,733 --> 01:56:02,899
who appears to, he calls himself a sage
1798
01:56:02,933 --> 01:56:04,500
and he tells you that, you
1799
01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:06,600
know, calamity is striking
1800
01:56:06,600 --> 01:56:08,333
and all this stuff is happening
1801
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:10,633
and strength has brought you anew.
1802
01:56:11,100 --> 01:56:14,100
We need you to be our champion to go and
1803
01:56:14,100 --> 01:56:15,833
stop this horrible evil.
1804
01:56:16,333 --> 01:56:18,633
And in order for us to do this, we had to
1805
01:56:18,666 --> 01:56:21,433
advance your age by seven years.
1806
01:56:21,866 --> 01:56:22,100
Wow.
1807
01:56:22,166 --> 01:56:23,333
And Link looks at himself
1808
01:56:23,333 --> 01:56:24,833
and he's now seven years older.
1809
01:56:24,833 --> 01:56:26,033
He's now like a teenager.
1810
01:56:26,533 --> 01:56:27,600
Analogy would be
1811
01:56:28,100 --> 01:56:29,766
Spider-Man, Peter Parker before he gets
1812
01:56:29,766 --> 01:56:31,766
bit by the radioactive spider then post
1813
01:56:31,766 --> 01:56:32,733
after it's like, whoa,
1814
01:56:32,733 --> 01:56:34,066
holy crap, he's got skills.
1815
01:56:34,433 --> 01:56:35,899
That being said, this character is mute.
1816
01:56:35,899 --> 01:56:36,266
So
1817
01:56:36,766 --> 01:56:38,333
we do get a little bit of his inner
1818
01:56:38,333 --> 01:56:39,033
thoughts in some
1819
01:56:39,033 --> 01:56:40,399
capacity, but for the most part,
1820
01:56:40,899 --> 01:56:42,399
you know, he's still a young 10 year old
1821
01:56:42,399 --> 01:56:43,566
boy child inside of the
1822
01:56:43,566 --> 01:56:44,766
body of a 17 year old.
1823
01:56:44,766 --> 01:56:45,300
Wow.
1824
01:56:45,733 --> 01:56:46,100
Yeah.
1825
01:56:46,166 --> 01:56:47,366
I didn't realize that part of it.
1826
01:56:47,399 --> 01:56:47,800
Yeah.
1827
01:56:48,300 --> 01:56:51,166
He gets out and the castle,
1828
01:56:51,666 --> 01:56:55,899
the main Hyrule Castle Village area is
1829
01:56:55,899 --> 01:56:57,933
totally ransacked by zombies.
1830
01:56:58,500 --> 01:56:59,500
I forget the exact term,
1831
01:56:59,533 --> 01:57:00,666
but they're basically zombies.
1832
01:57:00,666 --> 01:57:01,800
You run away from them.
1833
01:57:02,333 --> 01:57:03,866
You're now in Hyrule Field and it looks
1834
01:57:03,866 --> 01:57:05,800
kind of similar, but everyone's older.
1835
01:57:06,033 --> 01:57:08,300
Everyone has, the world has moved on at
1836
01:57:08,300 --> 01:57:10,600
the same time you and Link have moved on,
1837
01:57:10,600 --> 01:57:11,500
but you from a
1838
01:57:11,500 --> 01:57:12,899
maturity standpoint, if not.
1839
01:57:13,399 --> 01:57:15,500
And what's important to know here is that
1840
01:57:16,133 --> 01:57:18,300
when you were young
Link, you ran into a
1841
01:57:18,300 --> 01:57:20,000
lady named Marin, who was a young girl
1842
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:22,366
just your age who worked at Long Long
1843
01:57:22,366 --> 01:57:24,100
Ranch and you made friends with her and
1844
01:57:24,100 --> 01:57:24,699
you made friends with
1845
01:57:24,699 --> 01:57:25,899
this little baby horse.
1846
01:57:26,633 --> 01:57:27,699
And before you do anything else, if you
1847
01:57:27,699 --> 01:57:28,800
feel like it, you can go to Long Long
1848
01:57:28,800 --> 01:57:29,733
Ranch and there's Marin
1849
01:57:29,733 --> 01:57:30,933
again, but now she's your age.
1850
01:57:30,933 --> 01:57:32,633
She's matured, she's aged.
1851
01:57:33,000 --> 01:57:34,266
And there's Epona, the
1852
01:57:34,266 --> 01:57:35,366
horse you befriended.
1853
01:57:35,566 --> 01:57:37,199
That horse has aged now and you can,
1854
01:57:37,666 --> 01:57:39,266
through a myriad of couple of things and
1855
01:57:39,266 --> 01:57:41,000
trickery, you can get that horse back and
1856
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:42,199
now that horse loves you.
1857
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:43,800
And now you and your horse buddies,
1858
01:57:43,899 --> 01:57:46,166
you've got a horse to kind of ride along
1859
01:57:46,166 --> 01:57:47,399
on Hyrule Field if you'd like.
1860
01:57:47,899 --> 01:57:49,233
Your first thing you're supposed to do
1861
01:57:49,233 --> 01:57:51,433
once you're adult Link, you're 17 years
1862
01:57:51,433 --> 01:57:53,199
old, you go back to
1863
01:57:53,300 --> 01:57:55,433
Kokiri Forest, Kokiri Village.
1864
01:57:55,933 --> 01:57:56,733
You go there
1865
01:57:57,233 --> 01:58:00,233
and all of your Kokiri Village friends
1866
01:58:00,233 --> 01:58:01,633
and family are there too,
1867
01:58:02,133 --> 01:58:03,300
but they haven't aged.
1868
01:58:03,800 --> 01:58:04,500
They're the same
1869
01:58:04,500 --> 01:58:05,800
exact age where they were.
1870
01:58:06,266 --> 01:58:06,733
Why?
1871
01:58:06,766 --> 01:58:07,666
Does it tell you why?
1872
01:58:08,166 --> 01:58:08,966
They're getting to that.
1873
01:58:09,133 --> 01:58:09,433
Okay.
1874
01:58:09,933 --> 01:58:10,466
And you're trying to
1875
01:58:10,466 --> 01:58:12,500
find Saria, your friend.
1876
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:13,899
So you go into the Lost
1877
01:58:13,899 --> 01:58:15,533
Woods looking for Saria.
1878
01:58:16,033 --> 01:58:17,266
And turns out Saria is
1879
01:58:17,266 --> 01:58:18,933
captured in the Forest Temple.
1880
01:58:18,966 --> 01:58:19,366
There's like
1881
01:58:19,866 --> 01:58:22,533
six of them, six temples, maybe five
1882
01:58:22,533 --> 01:58:23,866
temples, I forget the math.
1883
01:58:23,866 --> 01:58:24,533
There's nine total
1884
01:58:24,533 --> 01:58:25,399
dungeons, doesn't matter.
1885
01:58:25,899 --> 01:58:26,500
Go through the Forest
1886
01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:27,633
Temple, do the thing.
1887
01:58:27,633 --> 01:58:28,066
The first
1888
01:58:28,566 --> 01:58:31,699
boss you fight is Ganon, but it's not any
1889
01:58:31,699 --> 01:58:33,466
Ganon, it's Phantom Ganon.
1890
01:58:34,166 --> 01:58:35,366
So for a while you think it's the final
1891
01:58:35,366 --> 01:58:36,766
boss, but it's not really the final boss.
1892
01:58:36,766 --> 01:58:38,033
You beat Phantom Ganon, whatever.
1893
01:58:38,633 --> 01:58:41,266
And then you speak to Saria and she tells
1894
01:58:41,266 --> 01:58:42,300
you, she is one of the
1895
01:58:42,300 --> 01:58:45,433
seven sages of Hyrule.
1896
01:58:45,933 --> 01:58:47,833
And this is now revealed to you.
1897
01:58:48,333 --> 01:58:51,566
Link was never a Kokiri Village native.
1898
01:58:52,066 --> 01:58:53,433
Link was actually a Hylian.
1899
01:58:53,933 --> 01:58:56,899
It's implied that he's an orphan, so his
1900
01:58:56,899 --> 01:58:59,333
parents died or something of nature and
1901
01:58:59,333 --> 01:59:00,166
was left in the Kokiri
1902
01:59:00,233 --> 01:59:01,333
Village to be protected.
1903
01:59:01,833 --> 01:59:04,433
And it is now his job this entire time to
1904
01:59:04,433 --> 01:59:05,800
now be the true champion
1905
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:07,033
of Hyrule and save the day.
1906
01:59:07,533 --> 01:59:08,633
Now, why am I bringing all this up?
1907
01:59:08,866 --> 01:59:09,199
Well,
1908
01:59:09,699 --> 01:59:10,866
we've been talking about fairies.
1909
01:59:11,100 --> 01:59:12,766
Fairies play a huge role here.
1910
01:59:13,233 --> 01:59:14,666
We're also talking about the fact that
1911
01:59:14,733 --> 01:59:16,366
someone is being raised to something that
1912
01:59:16,366 --> 01:59:17,466
they're actually not.
1913
01:59:17,633 --> 01:59:19,366
That's exactly what Link was raised as.
1914
01:59:19,366 --> 01:59:20,466
Link was raised as a Kokiri.
1915
01:59:20,466 --> 01:59:20,899
In fact, there's a
1916
01:59:20,899 --> 01:59:21,866
little bit of disconnect.
1917
01:59:21,899 --> 01:59:22,033
There
1918
01:59:22,533 --> 01:59:23,633
was this implication that there was
1919
01:59:23,633 --> 01:59:26,199
something wrong with Link because a fairy
1920
01:59:26,199 --> 01:59:27,233
wouldn't come find him.
1921
01:59:27,233 --> 01:59:28,933
That's the rule, when you're a Kokiri, if
1922
01:59:29,000 --> 01:59:29,899
a fairy becomes your
1923
01:59:29,899 --> 01:59:31,633
companion, well, there's a reason
1924
01:59:32,133 --> 01:59:33,733
because he wasn't ever really a Kokiri
1925
01:59:34,199 --> 01:59:36,133
and the fairy that he does have, Navi,
1926
01:59:36,366 --> 01:59:38,433
was sent in by, I believe the Sages, I
1927
01:59:38,433 --> 01:59:40,033
could have this detail wrong, but from a
1928
01:59:40,033 --> 01:59:41,066
larger entity in the
1929
01:59:41,066 --> 01:59:42,533
Great Deku Tree and so forth.
1930
01:59:43,033 --> 01:59:44,566
You beat the temple, you beat the bash,
1931
01:59:44,600 --> 01:59:45,833
you get all that stuff.
1932
01:59:46,066 --> 01:59:47,166
You now have this quest, but
1933
01:59:47,166 --> 01:59:48,366
you're also incredibly sad.
1934
01:59:48,866 --> 01:59:50,899
Maren's a grown up, maybe, hopefully
1935
01:59:50,933 --> 01:59:53,066
Zelda is still alive, you don't know, and
1936
01:59:53,066 --> 01:59:54,166
Saria, your best friend, who there was
1937
01:59:54,166 --> 01:59:55,366
like a little bit of a--
1938
01:59:56,066 --> 01:59:56,833
Like a little flirt thing.
1939
01:59:57,000 --> 01:59:57,733
A little flirt thing.
1940
01:59:57,733 --> 01:59:58,733
And now it's clear that's
1941
01:59:58,733 --> 02:00:00,433
never gonna happen, ever.
1942
02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:02,333
And here's the crazy thing, there's a
1943
02:00:02,333 --> 02:00:04,133
moment right before Link leaves the
1944
02:00:04,133 --> 02:00:05,000
village the first time
1945
02:00:05,000 --> 02:00:06,100
when he's a young little boy.
1946
02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:09,366
Saria gives Link the first ocarina, not
1947
02:00:09,366 --> 02:00:10,500
the Ocarina of Time, just a
1948
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:12,399
regular old ocarina.
1949
02:00:12,566 --> 02:00:14,300
There's an implication, like she knows
1950
02:00:14,533 --> 02:00:16,466
she's never gonna see him again
1951
02:00:16,966 --> 02:00:17,766
and lets her go.
1952
02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:19,666
And that's because she's a Sage and knew
1953
02:00:19,666 --> 02:00:21,366
that, hey, I'm a Sage and this is your
1954
02:00:21,366 --> 02:00:22,899
quest and I will not see you again.
1955
02:00:23,399 --> 02:00:24,766
There's another element here though, is
1956
02:00:24,766 --> 02:00:25,766
that there's an argument,
1957
02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:27,166
I'd like to make the argument.
1958
02:00:27,399 --> 02:00:29,933
This is my spicy little argument.
1959
02:00:29,966 --> 02:00:30,399
Okay.
1960
02:00:30,899 --> 02:00:33,833
Yeah, the Kokiri people raised Link,
1961
02:00:33,866 --> 02:00:36,199
young Link especially, but once Link
1962
02:00:36,199 --> 02:00:39,300
turns of age, once Link goes on this
1963
02:00:39,300 --> 02:00:41,699
quest, the people that actually raised
1964
02:00:41,699 --> 02:00:43,033
him are the fairies.
1965
02:00:43,166 --> 02:00:43,733
Okay.
1966
02:00:44,433 --> 02:00:47,000
There are four, I believe, great fairies
1967
02:00:47,000 --> 02:00:48,766
you can find throughout all of Hyrule.
1968
02:00:49,533 --> 02:00:51,000
When you find them, they take care of
1969
02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:52,866
you, they give you some kind of stat
1970
02:00:52,866 --> 02:00:54,566
boost, they magically imbue you with
1971
02:00:54,566 --> 02:00:55,833
something, they tell you how grateful
1972
02:00:55,833 --> 02:00:57,633
they are for you, they wanna make sure
1973
02:00:57,633 --> 02:00:58,966
they take care of you at all times, you
1974
02:00:58,966 -->
02:01:01,800
can always run back into these great
1975
02:01:01,800 --> 02:01:02,300
fairies and they'll
1976
02:01:02,300 --> 02:01:03,466
heal you up to full life.
1977
02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:06,433
And I need to remind you that when many
1978
02:01:06,933 --> 02:01:08,866
young kids were playing this game, myself
1979
02:01:08,866 --> 02:01:10,699
included, we were all pipsqueak kids and
1980
02:01:10,699 --> 02:01:13,733
these little fairies had pointy tatas,
1981
02:01:14,000 --> 02:01:17,466
very large tatas, polygonal tatas.
1982
02:01:17,466 --> 02:01:19,033
You enjoyed this mod also.
1983
02:01:19,166 --> 02:01:20,699
Yes, of course.
1984
02:01:21,199 --> 02:01:22,100
And we always
1985
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:24,433
make fun of the tatas whenever we ran
1986
02:01:24,433 --> 02:01:27,399
into them in mid-game and so forth.
1987
02:01:27,899 --> 02:01:30,433
Other elements include running into Maren
1988
02:01:30,466 --> 02:01:33,066
and some kind of implication that maybe
1989
02:01:33,066 --> 02:01:34,399
something might happen there because
1990
02:01:34,399 --> 02:01:36,466
she's also of your age, right?
1991
02:01:36,466 --> 02:01:39,666
But then also running into Zelda, which
1992
02:01:39,666 --> 02:01:40,533
there's a twist at the
1993
02:01:40,533 --> 02:01:42,233
very end of who Zelda is,
1994
02:01:42,733 --> 02:01:45,333
the twist of course is that as you
1995
02:01:45,333 --> 02:01:46,466
become, as you get to
1996
02:01:46,966 --> 02:01:48,333
this other, the old
1997
02:01:48,833 --> 02:01:51,800
adult links world, this character called
1998
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:53,566
Sheik keeps helping you throughout your
1999
02:01:53,566 --> 02:01:56,000
quest and Sheik appears to be a man.
2000
02:01:56,433 --> 02:01:58,600
But at the very last minute, it is found
2001
02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:00,566
out that Sheik is Zelda
2002
02:02:01,166 --> 02:02:02,733
having covered her tracks.
2003
02:02:02,899 --> 02:02:03,699
Spoiler.
2004
02:02:03,966 --> 02:02:05,266
Yeah, hey, spoilers, right?
2005
02:02:05,366 --> 02:02:06,033
That was one of the rules.
2006
02:02:06,033 --> 02:02:06,733
We can talk about spoilers.
2007
02:02:06,733 --> 02:02:06,966
Yes, all spoilers.
2008
02:02:07,466 --> 02:02:09,199
She can cover her tracks so that
2009
02:02:09,199 --> 02:02:10,966
Ganondorf could never find her.
2010
02:02:11,466 --> 02:02:12,766
And then of course she gets kidnapped the
2011
02:02:12,766 --> 02:02:13,399
moment she reveals
2012
02:02:13,399 --> 02:02:15,066
herself basically, but whatever.
2013
02:02:15,600 --> 02:02:16,566
It's all right, it's fine
2014
02:02:17,066 --> 02:02:17,833
for those that are
2015
02:02:18,333 --> 02:02:18,899
wondering.
2016
02:02:19,600 --> 02:02:20,500
Pet tax.
2017
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:23,899
Pet tax, our pet is hanging out with us.
2018
02:02:24,399 --> 02:02:25,766
He's the big furry thing.
2019
02:02:26,266
--> 02:02:26,533
Yeah.
2020
02:02:27,033 --> 02:02:30,566
And so, it's a Nintang doll game.
2021
02:02:30,566 --> 02:02:33,066
So the romance is always gonna be
2022
02:02:33,066 --> 02:02:36,733
incredibly, very like faintly suggested.
2023
02:02:36,800 --> 02:02:37,199
I see.
2024
02:02:37,266 --> 02:02:37,933
And nothing ever
2025
02:02:37,933 --> 02:02:39,466
really truly happens there.
2026
02:02:40,000 --> 02:02:42,699
But the big themes are fairies, being
2027
02:02:42,699 --> 02:02:44,633
raised as something that is not yourself.
2028
02:02:45,133 --> 02:02:46,800
The benefits that you have as a result,
2029
02:02:46,800 --> 02:02:48,800
like for instance, Link is able to grow
2030
02:02:48,800 --> 02:02:51,733
strong and be a big boy, yet he has like
2031
02:02:51,733 --> 02:02:53,133
the upbringing of being a coquery.
2032
02:02:53,633 --> 02:02:55,100
And what else, what
2033
02:02:55,100 --> 02:02:56,266
else, what else, what else?
2034
02:02:56,266 --> 02:02:59,933
Oh, and then there's the fairy elements.
2035
02:03:00,433 --> 02:03:01,266
I think that's all I got.
2036
02:03:01,533 --> 02:03:04,233
No, there's plenty more because there's a
2037
02:03:04,233 --> 02:03:05,600
whole water temple thing, right?
2038
02:03:05,766 --> 02:03:06,600
There is a water temple, man.
2039
02:03:06,699 --> 02:03:07,800
Everybody hates it, right?
2040
02:03:07,899 --> 02:03:08,800
Everybody fucking hates the
2041
02:03:08,800 --> 02:03:09,899
water temple, except for me.
2042
02:03:09,899 --> 02:03:11,433
But yes, legitimately
2043
02:03:11,433 --> 02:03:12,500
people hate the water temple.
2044
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:14,033
In the second book, which
2045
02:03:14,100 --> 02:03:15,199
I'm not really talking about.
2046
02:03:15,433 --> 02:03:16,800
Oh, thank you, okay, keep going.
2047
02:03:16,833 --> 02:03:17,666
In the second book,
2048
02:03:18,166 --> 02:03:20,899
Jude gets like kidnapped by
2049
02:03:21,233 --> 02:03:22,800
the queen of the undersea.
2050
02:03:23,133 --> 02:03:24,500
And she has this whole
2051
02:03:24,500 --> 02:03:26,600
torture scene under there.
2052
02:03:27,100 --> 02:03:28,466
So, you know, there's
2053
02:03:28,466 --> 02:03:30,633
hating the water, very important.
2054
02:03:31,133 --> 02:03:32,366
Hating the water, okay.
2055
02:03:32,733 --> 02:03:33,866
All right, fair enough, fair enough.
2056
02:03:34,133 --> 02:03:34,699
There's one more
2057
02:03:34,699 --> 02:03:35,633
thing I forgot to mention.
2058
02:03:35,899 --> 02:03:37,800
I'm sorry, this is actually the big one.
2059
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:38,266
Okay.
2060
02:03:38,766 --> 02:03:39,699
In video games, it's
2061
02:03:39,699 --> 02:03:41,899
not common for them to
2062
02:03:42,399 --> 02:03:44,733
make a trilogy with a plan.
2063
02:03:44,733 --> 02:03:46,600
Like we're gonna make this a trilogy.
2064
02:03:46,600 --> 02:03:47,966
That's not a common thing.
2065
02:03:47,966 --> 02:03:49,866
What, but I have played "Kingdom Hearts."
2066
02:03:50,366 --> 02:03:51,300
No, no, no, let me,
2067
02:03:51,800 --> 02:03:52,233
hold on.
2068
02:03:52,866 --> 02:03:53,366
Okay, go ahead.
2069
02:03:54,033 --> 02:03:55,633
As in they don't make the first game
2070
02:03:55,633 --> 02:03:57,399
going, this is going to be a trilogy.
2071
02:03:57,433 --> 02:03:58,466
Yes, that was my joke.
2072
02:03:58,966 --> 02:03:59,633
(Both Laughing)
2073
02:04:00,100 --> 02:04:01,399
"Kingdom Hearts" has like 12 games.
2074
02:04:01,399 --> 02:04:02,766
"Souls," it's also got three games.
2075
02:04:02,766 --> 02:04:03,366
Also-
2076
02:04:03,733 --> 02:04:05,300
Also none of them make any sense.
2077
02:04:05,300 --> 02:04:05,766
No, it makes any sense.
2078
02:04:05,766 --> 02:04:06,766
So you're not gonna be with each other.
2079
02:04:07,266 --> 02:04:07,833
Okay, go ahead.
2080
02:04:08,333 --> 02:04:09,433
So that's pretty common.
2081
02:04:10,033 --> 02:04:11,566
Zelda up until this point,
2082
02:04:11,666 --> 02:04:13,000
the fifth game in the series,
2083
02:04:13,500 --> 02:04:14,800
it had dabbled with
2084
02:04:14,800 --> 02:04:16,033
the idea of duologies.
2085
02:04:16,533 --> 02:04:18,866
So Zelda one, then there's Zelda two.
2086
02:04:19,366 --> 02:04:21,000
Then we reset and go to Zelda three.
2087
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:22,933
And that's a new brand new continuity,
2088
02:04:22,933 --> 02:04:24,166
brand new whatever, totally
2089
02:04:24,166 --> 02:04:25,433
unrelated to the other Zelda.
2090
02:04:25,833 --> 02:04:27,333
In some ways you could argue that Zelda
2091
02:04:27,333 --> 02:04:29,133
three is a remake of Zelda one.
2092
02:04:29,766 --> 02:04:32,333
And then you've got the continuation of
2093
02:04:32,433 --> 02:04:33,600
"Link's Awakening," which I'd love to
2094
02:04:33,600 --> 02:04:34,566
talk about at some point.
2095
02:04:34,566 --> 02:04:35,733
It's one of my favorite games of all time.
2096
02:04:35,733 --> 02:04:37,866
And it's a great game to talk about like
2097
02:04:38,600 --> 02:04:39,766
PTSD and all that stuff.
2098
02:04:39,766 --> 02:04:40,833
Like it's just so good.
2099
02:04:41,300 --> 02:04:42,800
And you reset again
2100
02:04:42,800 --> 02:04:43,866
into "Aquarian of Time."
2101
02:04:44,366 --> 02:04:46,399
"Aquarian of Time," I would argue, is the
2102
02:04:46,399 --> 02:04:48,100
beginning of a trilogy.
2103
02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:50,166
I see, okay.
2104
02:04:50,366 --> 02:04:52,166
What's next?
2105
02:04:52,300 --> 02:04:54,133
What is the rest of the trilogy?
2106
02:04:54,533 --> 02:04:58,800
So the next piece of the trilogy, so I'm
2107
02:04:58,800 --> 02:05:00,333
saying this, there's a bunch of Zelda
2108
02:05:00,333 --> 02:05:01,733
fans right now telling me I'm wrong.
2109
02:05:01,733 --> 02:05:02,333
I'm gonna tell them
2110
02:05:02,333 --> 02:05:03,266
right in just a second.
2111
02:05:04,033 --> 02:05:04,066
But
2112
02:05:04,566 --> 02:05:05,866
they'd argue there's a duology here.
2113
02:05:05,899 --> 02:05:07,333
There's "Aquarian of Time," then there's
2114
02:05:07,333 --> 02:05:09,000
a continuation called "Majora's Mask."
2115
02:05:09,500 --> 02:05:09,899
And
2116
02:05:10,399 --> 02:05:11,233
that's a really sad
2117
02:05:11,233 --> 02:05:12,966
and amazing game because
2118
02:05:13,466 --> 02:05:14,699
Link saves the day,
2119
02:05:15,233 --> 02:05:17,633
but Zelda realizes she was foolish to
2120
02:05:17,633 --> 02:05:19,300
have made Link do what he did.
2121
02:05:19,300 --> 02:05:20,133
And so she reverts
2122
02:05:20,166 --> 02:05:21,466
everything back to the way they was.
2123
02:05:21,466 --> 02:05:23,899
So he's back to being young Link, but he
2124
02:05:23,899 --> 02:05:25,533
has all of the knowledge of when he was
2125
02:05:25,533 --> 02:05:28,533
adult Link in this experience, and no one
2126
02:05:28,533 --> 02:05:30,300
knows what led to whatever it led to.
2127
02:05:30,366 --> 02:05:31,399
Oh my gosh, that's so sad.
2128
02:05:32,166 --> 02:05:33,833
And there's an implication that it's a
2129
02:05:33,833 --> 02:05:35,966
time loop because Link keeps repeating it
2130
02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:37,333
over and over and
2131
02:05:37,333 --> 02:05:38,766
over, and it'll never end.
2132
02:05:38,933 --> 02:05:39,233
Right.
2133
02:05:39,733 --> 02:05:43,100
In "Majora's Mask," I guess the time loop
2134
02:05:43,100 --> 02:05:44,466
doesn't happen anymore or whatever.
2135
02:05:44,699 --> 02:05:46,466
He continues on his adventures as young
2136
02:05:46,466 --> 02:05:47,199
little boy Link, he
2137
02:05:47,233 --> 02:05:48,566
gets lost in the woods,
2138
02:05:49,066 --> 02:05:51,033
Navi gets kidnapped, and
2139
02:05:51,033 --> 02:05:52,666
so does Epona, I believe.
2140
02:05:53,399 --> 02:05:55,666
Yes, Navi and Epona get kidnapped, and
2141
02:05:55,733 --> 02:05:57,133
Navi is like his biggest companion.
2142
02:05:57,133 --> 02:06:00,300
His fairy from before gets kidnapped, and
2143
02:06:00,366 --> 02:06:02,266
he's off to find the lost
2144
02:06:02,266 --> 02:06:04,600
kid who stole Navi from him.
2145
02:06:04,633 --> 02:06:06,899
And he comes upon the place called
2146
02:06:06,899 --> 02:06:09,266
Termina, Termina Village, Termina Field,
2147
02:06:09,766 --> 02:06:10,533
and
2148
02:06:11,033 --> 02:06:13,133
finds out that the moon is crashing, and
2149
02:06:13,133 --> 02:06:14,833
the moon will destroy the world in three
2150
02:06:14,833 --> 02:06:17,166
days, and he has three days to stop the
2151
02:06:17,366 --> 02:06:18,166
world from crashing.
2152
02:06:18,166 --> 02:06:19,933
Of course, he fails the first time, finds
2153
02:06:19,933 --> 02:06:21,566
a way to reverse time and keep going back
2154
02:06:21,566 --> 02:06:22,899
and
forth and back and forth and do all
2155
02:06:22,899 --> 02:06:25,000
these things and go through dungeons and
2156
02:06:25,000 --> 02:06:25,699
try to stop the whole
2157
02:06:25,699 --> 02:06:26,500
thing from happening.
2158
02:06:26,566 --> 02:06:27,833
That's the second game,
2159
02:06:28,333 --> 02:06:29,133
but there's a third game.
2160
02:06:29,333 --> 02:06:30,399
What's the third game?
2161
02:06:30,899 --> 02:06:31,399
Wind Waker.
2162
02:06:31,899 --> 02:06:34,399
Oh, how does it fit in?
2163
02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:36,533
So Wind Waker, you play the game, and it
2164
02:06:36,566 --> 02:06:37,433
looks like it's a brand new
2165
02:06:37,433 --> 02:06:39,433
game, brand new art style.
2166
02:06:40,233 --> 02:06:41,766
People were very upset by this art style.
2167
02:06:41,766 --> 02:06:42,866
I fucking love "Toon Link."
2168
02:06:42,866 --> 02:06:43,666
I think it's gorgeous,
2169
02:06:44,233 --> 02:06:45,233
and it's totally different.
2170
02:06:45,233 --> 02:06:46,899
You're on the ocean the entire time.
2171
02:06:46,899 --> 02:06:48,033
Like the whole world is filled with
2172
02:06:48,033 --> 02:06:48,866
water, and it's the
2173
02:06:48,866 --> 02:06:51,433
ocean and all that stuff.
2174
02:06:51,933 --> 02:06:54,433
But it's indicated that Ocarina of Time
2175
02:06:54,933 --> 02:06:56,233
happened in this world's
2176
02:06:56,233 --> 02:06:58,300
history, but a very long time ago.
2177
02:06:58,800 --> 02:06:59,633
But you're not really sure
2178
02:06:59,633 --> 02:07:01,000
how and why and all that stuff.
2179
02:07:01,500 --> 02:07:02,666
And then towards the end,
2180
02:07:03,166 --> 02:07:04,800
you're in this big sea, and you're trying
2181
02:07:04,800 --> 02:07:07,699
to save your sister, and there's pirates
2182
02:07:07,699 --> 02:07:09,033
and all this other weird stuff.
2183
02:07:09,033 --> 02:07:11,766
Towards the very end, you have to find
2184
02:07:11,866 --> 02:07:13,733
these pieces of Triforce, and you find
2185
02:07:13,733 --> 02:07:15,366
the pieces of Triforce and you unlock the
2186
02:07:15,366 --> 02:07:19,333
gateway to get to old, old Hyrule Castle.
2187
02:07:19,833 --> 02:07:21,133
And old Hyrule Castle
2188
02:07:21,166 --> 02:07:22,433
is underneath the sea.
2189
02:07:23,066 --> 02:07:23,533
Oh.
2190
02:07:24,033 --> 02:07:25,933
And the world you've been inhabiting this
2191
02:07:25,933 --> 02:07:29,100
entire game is above where the original
2192
02:07:29,100 --> 02:07:30,433
Hyrule had been, where
2193
02:07:30,466 --> 02:07:32,100
Ocarina of Time had existed.
2194
02:07:32,600 --> 02:07:35,233
And then you get to the Temple of Time,
2195
02:07:35,733 --> 02:07:37,199
where the Master Sword was.
2196
02:07:37,699 --> 02:07:39,199
And then you have to fulfill the destiny
2197
02:07:39,199 --> 02:07:41,800
and do the things that the prior hero of
2198
02:07:41,800 --> 02:07:43,399
time, which
was Young Link, who was an
2199
02:07:43,399 --> 02:07:44,966
adult, had done before.
2200
02:07:45,466 --> 02:07:46,133
And so really, it's a
2201
02:07:46,133 --> 02:07:48,066
trilogy when you think about it.
2202
02:07:48,566 --> 02:07:49,233
I love that.
2203
02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:51,333
And it's the first time that we got a
2204
02:07:51,333 --> 02:07:52,733
trilogy, and it's the first time we got
2205
02:07:52,733 --> 02:07:54,399
this idea that maybe all of
2206
02:07:54,399 --> 02:07:56,166
these games are all connected.
2207
02:07:56,399 --> 02:07:58,399
See, before, they were not all connected.
2208
02:07:58,399 --> 02:08:00,699
Before it was like, Zelda I, Zelda II.
2209
02:08:00,833 --> 02:08:02,433
Okay, now Zelda III, Zelda IV.
2210
02:08:02,433 --> 02:08:03,633
Okay, Zelda V, Ocarina of
2211
02:08:03,633 --> 02:08:05,166
Time, and the Majora's Mask.
2212
02:08:05,166 --> 02:08:07,399
Okay, Wind Waker was the first one that
2213
02:08:07,399 --> 02:08:09,800
said, "Hey, they're all, they might all
2214
02:08:09,833 --> 02:08:10,699
have some kind of
2215
02:08:10,699 --> 02:08:11,899
relationship with each other."
2216
02:08:11,966 --> 02:08:14,366
Maybe these are all one story.
2217
02:08:14,533 --> 02:08:16,600
Maybe, maybe.
2218
02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:18,433
So that's the big
2219
02:08:18,433 --> 02:08:19,433
thing that I got for us.
2220
02:08:19,433 --> 02:08:20,199
That's my big
2221
02:08:20,699 --> 02:08:21,600
narrative leap there.
2222
02:08:21,600 --> 02:08:23,300
But I think it's got some sauce.
2223
02:08:23,300 --> 02:08:23,833
What do you think?
2224
02:08:23,833 --> 02:08:25,066
I think it's got a lot of sauce.
2225
02:08:25,100 --> 02:08:25,600
I think there are a
2226
02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:26,699
lot of connections here.
2227
02:08:27,199 --> 02:08:30,366
I like the idea of each game being a
2228
02:08:30,366 --> 02:08:32,600
trilogy and not kind of intentionally
2229
02:08:32,600 --> 02:08:35,333
necessarily, but kind of like
2230
02:08:35,833 --> 02:08:38,466
it has a little through line situation.
2231
02:08:38,966 --> 02:08:42,000
I think, I don't have any proof of this,
2232
02:08:42,000 --> 02:08:45,333
but I think that Holly Black wrote this
2233
02:08:45,933 --> 02:08:49,533
story almost all as one, but then because
2234
02:08:49,566 --> 02:08:51,666
of it being a young adult book and being
2235
02:08:51,666 --> 02:08:53,100
marketed in that certain way,
2236
02:08:53,600 --> 02:08:55,066
publishing companies think the kids don't
2237
02:08:55,066 --> 02:08:56,266
wanna read long books.
2238
02:08:56,766 --> 02:08:58,333
Also, there's more money if we can split
2239
02:08:58,333 --> 02:08:59,366
it up into three books, right?
2240
02:08:59,366 --> 02:08:59,399
Of course.
2241
02:08:59,399 --> 02:09:00,566
And it's a fantasy, so it
2242
02:09:00,566 --> 02:09:02,000
has to be a trilogy, right?
2243
02:09:02,000 --> 02:09:02,866
Of course, yeah.
2244
02:09:03,366 --> 02:09:05,000
I feel like maybe it was all one book at
2245
02:09:05,000 --> 02:09:07,133
one point and it got chopped up into
2246
02:09:07,633 --> 02:09:08,300
bits.
2247
02:09:08,800 --> 02:09:10,566
Yeah, I have no proof of that.
2248
02:09:11,066 --> 02:09:12,500
I think that's fascinating.
2249
02:09:13,000 --> 02:09:14,766
Yeah, I thought it was too.
2250
02:09:15,266 --> 02:09:16,333
I didn't mention this at
2251
02:09:16,333 --> 02:09:18,033
all, but Jude's real father
2252
02:09:18,533 --> 02:09:21,533
is also a blacksmith and there's this
2253
02:09:21,533 --> 02:09:22,866
whole thing where she gets a sword and
2254
02:09:22,866 --> 02:09:24,666
it's really important because it's like a
2255
02:09:24,666 --> 02:09:26,133
sword that he forged for her.
2256
02:09:26,133 --> 02:09:28,699
So there's a master sword there too.
2257
02:09:28,699 --> 02:09:30,466
I think it's called Nightfell maybe,
2258
02:09:30,500 --> 02:09:31,333
something like that.
2259
02:09:31,833 --> 02:09:32,866
Interesting, yeah.
2260
02:09:33,366 --> 02:09:35,399
And the fairies are nice in yours.
2261
02:09:35,899 --> 02:09:37,466
Well, in the second game,
2262
02:09:37,966 --> 02:09:41,633
the other fairy you inherit is mean.
2263
02:09:42,366 --> 02:09:42,699
Oh.
2264
02:09:42,733 --> 02:09:45,633
Not cool, not a good thing, but
2265
02:09:46,133 --> 02:09:48,600
okay, so to simplify this.
2266
02:09:49,100 --> 02:09:50,566
Lost kid boy thing
2267
02:09:50,600 --> 02:09:51,933
takes your fairy, Navi.
2268
02:09:52,433 --> 02:09:54,933
And then the fairy that's left used to be
2269
02:09:54,933 --> 02:09:56,333
the lost boy's kid fairy.
2270
02:09:57,100 --> 02:09:58,500
And he's trying to get back to that lost
2271
02:09:58,500 --> 02:09:59,933
boy's kid and it's kind of upset that
2272
02:09:59,933 --> 02:10:01,666
lost kid just left him,
2273
02:10:02,100 --> 02:10:05,699
but he's not a cool fairy.
2274
02:10:05,699 --> 02:10:06,733
He's kind of mean-spirited.
2275
02:10:07,066 --> 02:10:08,266
He beats you up a lot.
2276
02:10:08,266 --> 02:10:09,366
He's mean to you.
2277
02:10:10,100 --> 02:10:11,533
And there's this relationship of like,
2278
02:10:11,533 --> 02:10:12,866
"Oh man, why did he abandon me?"
2279
02:10:12,866 --> 02:10:13,800
That kind of thing.
2280
02:10:13,800 --> 02:10:15,566
And there's an element of that there.
2281
02:10:15,566 --> 02:10:16,833
But yeah, I would say there's some,
2282
02:10:17,333 --> 02:10:19,066
in the truest sense, there's
2283
02:10:19,066 --> 02:10:22,266
no evil, evil, evil fairies.
2284
02:10:22,266 --> 02:10:24,233
But I think there's room for
2285
02:10:24,233 --> 02:10:25,666
interpretation and there's room for a
2286
02:10:25,666 --> 02:10:26,666
larger space where
2287
02:10:26,666 --> 02:10:28,199
that could exist for sure.
2288
02:10:28,466 --> 02:10:28,766
Right.
2289
02:10:29,100 --> 02:10:30,699
Usually in the world of Zelda,
2290
02:10:31,199 --> 02:10:32,833
fairies are a place of
2291
02:10:32,833 --> 02:10:34,100
rejuvenating your health.
2292
02:10:34,566 --> 02:10:35,199
Yeah.
2293
02:10:35,699 --> 02:10:37,366
That is quite the opposite in my book.
2294
02:10:37,399 --> 02:10:39,633
Fairies are cruel.
2295
02:10:40,199 --> 02:10:42,300
They're beautiful.
2296
02:10:42,766 --> 02:10:44,133
Like I said, ethereal.
2297
02:10:44,633 --> 02:10:46,233
So gorgeous it hurts to look at them.
2298
02:10:46,300 --> 02:10:48,233
Or they can be super grotesque.
2299
02:10:48,533 --> 02:10:52,600
Like Madoc is green and the roach is like
2300
02:10:52,600 --> 02:10:55,533
shriveled and a goblin and
2301
02:10:55,733 --> 02:10:57,466
they've got sharp pointy teeth.
2302
02:10:57,466 --> 02:10:57,833
And
2303
02:10:58,333 --> 02:10:59,666
sometimes they have wings.
2304
02:10:59,833 --> 02:11:02,566
Oh, there's this whole thing where Cardin
2305
02:11:02,566 --> 02:11:03,733
actually has a tail.
2306
02:11:04,233 --> 02:11:05,600
A lot of people don't like that he has a
2307
02:11:05,600 --> 02:11:08,100
tail, like in Book Talk World.
2308
02:11:08,333 --> 02:11:10,300
And he even in the book
2309
02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:13,100
hides his tail in his pants.
2310
02:11:13,433 --> 02:11:14,766
And so like there's this whole
2311
02:11:14,766 --> 02:11:15,866
interrogation scene
2312
02:11:16,166 --> 02:11:17,600
and he's like, oh, what?
2313
02:11:17,600 --> 02:11:18,800
You don't wanna see my tail.
2314
02:11:19,066 --> 02:11:21,300
Like it's like a, it's a joke.
2315
02:11:21,800 --> 02:11:23,300
So it's kind of very tongue in cheek.
2316
02:11:23,766 --> 02:11:24,433
Does anybody have a
2317
02:11:24,433 --> 02:11:27,399
tail in Ocarina of Time?
2318
02:11:28,000 --> 02:11:30,166
Yes, the Zoras I believe have tails.
2319
02:11:30,666 --> 02:11:33,066
You know, it's a lion's tail too.
2320
02:11:33,566 --> 02:11:35,233
Well, the Zoras are a fish people.
2321
02:11:35,333 --> 02:11:36,100
Oh, nevermind.
2322
02:11:36,100 --> 02:11:36,866
So nevermind, yeah.
2323
02:11:37,366 --> 02:11:37,833
Yeah,
2324
02:11:38,333 --> 02:11:39,233
I mean, so,
2325
02:11:39,733 --> 02:11:40,699
and then fairies in
2326
02:11:40,699 --> 02:11:42,466
Zelda III, it was weird.
2327
02:11:42,466 --> 02:11:43,266
Some of them, most of
2328
02:11:43,266 --> 02:11:44,300
them were always overweight.
2329
02:11:44,333 --> 02:11:45,766
I don't know why, but they painted
2330
02:11:45,766 --> 02:11:47,433
depicted fairies out of fountains being
2331
02:11:47,433 --> 02:11:49,500
overweight and you could throw stuff into
2332
02:11:49,500 --> 02:11:50,633
the fairy fountain and
2333
02:11:51,133 --> 02:11:52,166
sometimes you get something.
2334
02:11:52,166 --> 02:11:53,166
Sometimes you get bad stuff.
2335
02:11:53,166 --> 02:11:54,766
Sometimes they
would spit a bomb at you.
2336
02:11:55,266 --> 02:11:57,100
There's a kind of a macabre way in which
2337
02:11:57,100 --> 02:11:59,766
they paint fairies, the great fairies in
2338
02:11:59,800 --> 02:12:01,633
Ocarina of Time that makes you think like
2339
02:12:01,633 --> 02:12:03,433
they're only being nice to you, Link.
2340
02:12:03,966 --> 02:12:04,633
Interesting.
2341
02:12:05,133 --> 02:12:06,666
Like they wouldn't be nice to everyone
2342
02:12:06,666 --> 02:12:08,333
else, but they're nice to you.
2343
02:12:08,833 --> 02:12:10,399
Because no one else talks about fairies,
2344
02:12:10,399 --> 02:12:11,466
actually, now they think about it.
2345
02:12:11,966 --> 02:12:13,766
And you can find random fairies hanging
2346
02:12:13,766 --> 02:12:15,033
out and they'll heal a couple of hearts
2347
02:12:15,033 --> 02:12:16,266
for you, but you can trap
2348
02:12:16,266 --> 02:12:17,333
them in your little bottles.
2349
02:12:17,333 --> 02:12:18,399
In the bottle, mm-hmm.
2350
02:12:18,899 --> 02:12:20,633
Yeah, a stat that I would
2351
02:12:20,633 --> 02:12:21,866
do in the game, a trick.
2352
02:12:22,366 --> 02:12:23,800
So I could not pay attention to my health
2353
02:12:23,800 --> 02:12:24,500
as I would just stack
2354
02:12:24,500 --> 02:12:26,233
my bottles with fairies.
2355
02:12:26,733 --> 02:12:28,633
And if you had that, anytime you die,
2356
02:12:29,033 --> 02:12:32,033
you'd go, "Doom, doom, and the graphics,
2357
02:12:32,033 --> 02:12:33,133
the lights would go out."
2358
02:12:33,633 --> 02:12:34,899
And then you see this little light come
2359
02:12:34,899 --> 02:12:36,266
through in your body and the fairy would
2360
02:12:36,266 --> 02:12:37,666
come and heal a little bit of your health
2361
02:12:37,666 --> 02:12:38,333
and you'd come back.
2362
02:12:38,433 --> 02:12:39,266
I always thought that was neat.
2363
02:12:39,766 --> 02:12:40,933
I thought that was neat.
2364
02:12:41,433 --> 02:12:44,300
How about, well, is Link an elf?
2365
02:12:44,800 --> 02:12:45,833
He is a Hylilian.
2366
02:12:46,300 --> 02:12:47,266
Yeah, he's like a winking elf.
2367
02:12:47,266 --> 02:12:49,166
I think Hylilians are...
2368
02:12:49,666 --> 02:12:52,033
I don't think that Nintendo would wanna
2369
02:12:52,033 --> 02:12:54,399
say they're elfish, but I mean...
2370
02:12:54,899 --> 02:12:55,633
Yeah, kind of.
2371
02:12:55,633 --> 02:12:56,933
They're elfish, you know?
2372
02:12:57,199 --> 02:12:58,033
They all have pointy ears.
2373
02:12:58,233 --> 02:12:59,600
It's the pointy ears for me.
2374
02:12:59,800 --> 02:13:03,366
So we don't talk really about elves much
2375
02:13:03,399 --> 02:13:05,899
in the modern fairy tales, but
2376
02:13:06,399 --> 02:13:07,666
they do have pointy
2377
02:13:07,666 --> 02:13:10,233
ears, which pretty important.
2378
02:13:10,733 --> 02:13:12,433
So another comparison.
2379
02:13:12,699 --> 02:13:14,866
Another thing that is similar.
2380
02:13:15,199 --> 02:13:15,466
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2381
02:13:15,966 --> 02:13:17,899
I mean, it's all about royalty to
2382
02:13:17,966 --> 02:13:21,166
princesses and whatnot, princess, prince.
2383
02:13:21,666 --> 02:13:22,533
Yeah, it's strange.
2384
02:13:22,866 --> 02:13:24,100
In Ocarina, you don't even
2385
02:13:24,133 --> 02:13:26,199
get a whiff of who the king is.
2386
02:13:26,699 --> 02:13:28,133
think the king might be out of town the
2387
02:13:28,133 --> 02:13:29,333
week Ganondorf does what he does.
2388
02:13:29,333 --> 02:13:31,333
I think that's part, it's been a while.
2389
02:13:31,833 --> 02:13:33,333
But the only royalty you really see
2390
02:13:33,333 --> 02:13:34,433
beyond the royal guard
2391
02:13:34,666 --> 02:13:37,733
in Impa is Zelda herself.
2392
02:13:38,233 --> 02:13:38,533
Yeah.
2393
02:13:39,033 --> 02:13:41,399
Ganondorf is a
2394
02:13:41,899 --> 02:13:44,266
birthed by the Geridoo people, and the
2395
02:13:44,300 --> 02:13:45,600
Geridoo people are all women.
2396
02:13:46,100 --> 02:13:46,733
All of them.
2397
02:13:46,966 --> 02:13:47,766
All women.
2398
02:13:48,300 --> 02:13:49,366
And he's a man.
2399
02:13:49,666 --> 02:13:51,300
He's a man, and I think whoever the man
2400
02:13:51,300 --> 02:13:54,933
is becomes like the prince thief person.
2401
02:13:55,199 --> 02:13:55,500
Ew.
2402
02:13:56,000 --> 02:13:57,500
Why do you have to have a whole women
2403
02:13:57,500 --> 02:13:58,399
tribe and then the
2404
02:13:58,399 --> 02:13:59,866
only man is the prince?
2405
02:14:00,133 --> 02:14:02,666
But I believe he got exiled because he
2406
02:14:02,666 --> 02:14:04,733
was that evil that the Geridoo people
2407
02:14:04,800 --> 02:14:06,066
kicked him out, I think
2408
02:14:06,066 --> 02:14:06,899
that's- He's a baddie.
2409
02:14:07,199 --> 02:14:07,633
Yeah.
2410
02:14:08,133 --> 02:14:09,000
I think we did pretty good.
2411
02:14:09,500 --> 02:14:10,233
What do you think?
2412
02:14:10,333 --> 02:14:10,566
I mean,
2413
02:14:11,066 --> 02:14:12,466
out of all that you brought
2414
02:14:12,466 --> 02:14:13,600
me, that's what I brought.
2415
02:14:13,966 --> 02:14:14,666
You did pretty good.
2416
02:14:15,166 --> 02:14:16,399
There's even more things
2417
02:14:16,399 --> 02:14:17,399
that are gonna be connected.
2418
02:14:17,399 --> 02:14:18,899
I'm struggling to think
2419
02:14:18,899 --> 02:14:19,833
of them at the moment.
2420
02:14:20,333 --> 02:14:21,133
How about twins?
2421
02:14:21,133 --> 02:14:22,100
Are there any twins?
2422
02:14:22,600 --> 02:14:25,533
Yeah, there's lumberjack twins, I think.
2423
02:14:26,033 --> 02:14:27,266
They have to build a bridge for you
2424
02:14:27,766 --> 02:14:29,300
and you have to save them or something.
2425
02:14:29,800 --> 02:14:31,366
But also more importantly, this is the
2426
02:14:31,366 --> 02:14:32,899
return of Dark Link.
2427
02:14:33,699 --> 02:14:35,033
Oh, Dark Link.
2428
02:14:35,766 --> 02:14:39,233
So Dark Link appeared as the final boss.
2429
02:14:39,466 --> 02:14:41,166
Yes, the final boss of Zelda II.
2430
02:14:41,666 --> 02:14:43,533
And then he comes back here and Dark Link
2431
02:14:43,533 --> 02:14:44,966
appears in the water temple.
2432
02:14:45,466 --> 02:14:46,766
And it's cool because you're in this room
2433
02:14:46,766 --> 02:14:48,266
and it's all ice and
2434
02:14:48,266 --> 02:14:49,666
water and whatever, it's hazy.
2435
02:14:49,666 --> 02:14:51,933
And suddenly you're looking at what you
2436
02:14:51,933 --> 02:14:53,833
think is your reflection and guess what?
2437
02:14:54,000 --> 02:14:55,600
No.
2438
02:14:56,100 --> 02:14:56,933
It's a pretty cool moment.
2439
02:14:56,933 --> 02:14:58,100
It's not a boss battle or anything, but
2440
02:14:58,100 --> 02:15:00,333
it's just fun little itty bitty thing.
2441
02:15:00,833 --> 02:15:02,433
Oh, back to Epona.
2442
02:15:03,066 --> 02:15:06,366
Jude rides horses made from dandelions.
2443
02:15:07,100 --> 02:15:07,733
So
2444
02:15:08,233 --> 02:15:10,666
I think her sister Vivi
2445
02:15:10,699 --> 02:15:12,899
tends to, she picks up
2446
02:15:13,399 --> 02:15:15,800
leaves and weeds and whatnot and
2447
02:15:15,800 --> 02:15:17,600
glamorous them into being ponies.
2448
02:15:18,100 --> 02:15:19,433
I'm sure that's what happens.
2449
02:15:19,933 --> 02:15:21,199
And so she's adept at
2450
02:15:21,199 --> 02:15:23,199
riding horses and sparring.
2451
02:15:23,199 --> 02:15:24,166
She likes to duel.
2452
02:15:24,866 --> 02:15:26,133
Like I said, she was gonna be a knight.
2453
02:15:26,566 --> 02:15:27,300
So that's giving.
2454
02:15:27,333 --> 02:15:28,800
Are there any scarecrows in this story?
2455
02:15:28,899 --> 02:15:30,600
Scarecrows, no.
2456
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:31,300
Okay.
2457
02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:32,933
There's notable scarecrow.
2458
02:15:33,433 --> 02:15:33,466
So
2459
02:15:33,966 --> 02:15:34,466
towards
2460
02:15:34,966 --> 02:15:36,166
the end, you get to travel
2461
02:15:36,166 --> 02:15:37,933
between two to both timelines.
2462
02:15:37,933 --> 02:15:40,600
You get to go back to being young Link
2463
02:15:41,266 --> 02:15:42,399
and go back to adult Link
2464
02:15:42,966 --> 02:15:44,266
and affect things and times.
2465
02:15:44,300 --> 02:15:45,066
So there's a scarecrow.
2466
02:15:45,133 --> 02:15:45,500
That's really cool.
2467
02:15:46,000 --> 02:15:47,966
Who you run into when you're a young Link
2468
02:15:47,966 --> 02:15:49,833
and you just play a bunch of random notes
2469
02:15:49,833 --> 02:15:51,399
on your ocarina and the
2470
02:15:51,399 --> 02:15:52,699
scarecrow loves whatever you play.
2471
02:15:53,199 --> 02:15:54,466
And then you have to remember exactly
2472
02:15:54,466 --> 02:15:56,733
what those notes are
when you go to being
2473
02:15:56,733 --> 02:15:58,166
adult Link and play it back to him.
2474
02:15:58,166 --> 02:15:59,866
And he'll be like, "Oh, it's been so long
2475
02:15:59,866 --> 02:16:01,066
as I've heard that melody."
2476
02:16:01,366 --> 02:16:02,199
Oh, I love that.
2477
02:16:02,233 --> 02:16:03,233
Yeah, the things like that.
2478
02:16:03,233 --> 02:16:03,899
That's cute.
2479
02:16:04,399 --> 02:16:08,500
There's not a time loop or like time
2480
02:16:08,500 --> 02:16:11,566
travel, but there's a time jump from when
2481
02:16:11,566 --> 02:16:13,199
she's six and her parents get murdered.
2482
02:16:13,566 --> 02:16:14,333
And then they jump
2483
02:16:14,333 --> 02:16:16,266
into when she's 17, which
2484
02:16:16,766 --> 02:16:17,399
I mean.
2485
02:16:17,466 --> 02:16:18,133
Whoa.
2486
02:16:18,133 --> 02:16:19,800
Whoa, that's pretty similar.
2487
02:16:19,833 --> 02:16:21,800
That is very similar, wow.
2488
02:16:22,300 --> 02:16:25,399
And there is a little bit of,
2489
02:16:25,899 --> 02:16:27,133
it's puzzle-y, right?
2490
02:16:27,266 --> 02:16:30,733
So for "Legend of Zelda" games, generally
2491
02:16:30,733 --> 02:16:32,000
they're very puzzle-y, right?
2492
02:16:32,200 --> 02:16:32,399
Yeah.
2493
02:16:33,100 --> 02:16:36,799
So in "Fairyland," the fairies, they all
2494
02:16:36,799 --> 02:16:38,600
talk circles around you, right?
2495
02:16:39,133 --> 02:16:42,866
And they often have like riddles or like
2496
02:16:43,100 --> 02:16:45,100
logic loops that you have to kind of jump
2497
02:16:45,100 --> 02:16:46,799
through to figure out what the fairies
2498
02:16:46,799 --> 02:16:48,333
actually trying to like sell you
2499
02:16:48,366 --> 02:16:49,733
basically, because
2500
02:16:49,766 --> 02:16:51,233
everything that they say,
2501
02:16:51,733 --> 02:16:52,600
everything a fairy
2502
02:16:52,600 --> 02:16:55,433
promises you, they have to do it.
2503
02:16:55,766 --> 02:16:56,766
Fairies can't lie.
2504
02:16:56,799 --> 02:16:58,833
So if they tell you something that
2505
02:16:58,833 --> 02:17:00,600
they're gonna do, they have to do it.
2506
02:17:00,966 --> 02:17:02,733
So there's a little bit of like a logic
2507
02:17:02,733 --> 02:17:03,333
thing, a little
2508
02:17:03,333 --> 02:17:04,833
puzzle-y thing going on there.
2509
02:17:05,233 --> 02:17:06,266
Riddles are very
2510
02:17:06,266 --> 02:17:07,666
important in "Fairyland."
2511
02:17:08,399 --> 02:17:09,166
Navi
2512
02:17:09,666 --> 02:17:10,733
is your navigator.
2513
02:17:11,000 --> 02:17:11,299
Yeah.
2514
02:17:12,000 --> 02:17:13,000
She never lies to you,
2515
02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:13,966
ever.
2516
02:17:14,500 --> 02:17:15,366
Doesn't ever hold back
2517
02:17:15,366 --> 02:17:17,899
information at an annoying degree.
2518
02:17:18,200 --> 02:17:19,600
Hello, listen.
2519
02:17:19,766 --> 02:17:21,033
Hey, listen.
2520
02:17:21,166
--> 02:17:22,233
Hey, listen.
2521
02:17:22,566 --> 02:17:23,700
Hey, hey.
2522
02:17:23,833 --> 02:17:24,966
Hey, hey.
2523
02:17:24,966 --> 02:17:25,266
Listen.
2524
02:17:25,766 --> 02:17:26,466
There is a...
2525
02:17:27,000 --> 02:17:29,066
When you've beaten the game, you can never
2526
02:17:29,066 --> 02:17:30,466
save that you've beaten the game, so
2527
02:17:30,500 --> 02:17:32,000
you're always at the end of the game.
2528
02:17:32,100 --> 02:17:32,366
Right.
2529
02:17:32,866 --> 02:17:34,133
And so if you wanna
2530
02:17:34,133 --> 02:17:35,266
just wander the world,
2531
02:17:35,766 --> 02:17:38,066
the most annoying thing is that, I guess
2532
02:17:38,066 --> 02:17:39,799
the programming on Navi is
2533
02:17:40,299 --> 02:17:42,500
they, I don't know if it's a she, I think
2534
02:17:42,733 --> 02:17:45,500
maybe it's a she, who knows, but they
2535
02:17:45,500 --> 02:17:47,399
keep notifying you to go to
2536
02:17:47,566 --> 02:17:49,833
defeat Ganon over and over
2537
02:17:50,333 --> 02:17:50,866
and over.
2538
02:17:51,633 --> 02:17:52,933
You just have to ignore it every time.
2539
02:17:52,933 --> 02:17:53,866
You just have to ignore it.
2540
02:17:54,500 --> 02:17:56,033
Because, hey, you just have to ignore the
2541
02:17:56,033 --> 02:17:57,000
notification because that's the only
2542
02:17:57,000 --> 02:17:58,033
thing they're gonna keep telling you is
2543
02:17:58,066 --> 02:17:59,266
to go defeat Ganon or
2544
02:17:59,266 --> 02:18:00,333
whatever they're about to say.
2545
02:18:00,399 --> 02:18:02,266
You better finish this goddamn game, kid.
2546
02:18:02,266 --> 02:18:03,866
(Laughs)
2547
02:18:04,366 --> 02:18:05,033
Oh,
2548
02:18:05,533 --> 02:18:07,266
there's a sequence in the Ganon battle
2549
02:18:07,266 --> 02:18:09,366
where I think Ganon hurts Navi.
2550
02:18:10,066 --> 02:18:11,299
Oh, that's so sad.
2551
02:18:11,399 --> 02:18:11,966
Yeah.
2552
02:18:12,500 --> 02:18:14,666
You know, there's a small subtle
2553
02:18:14,666 --> 02:18:15,966
indication that Navi's
2554
02:18:15,966 --> 02:18:17,100
kinda like your best friend now.
2555
02:18:17,200 --> 02:18:19,466
Navi's like your bud.
2556
02:18:19,966 --> 02:18:20,733
There's
2557
02:18:21,233 --> 02:18:23,366
beautiful, beautiful fan art
2558
02:18:23,566 --> 02:18:25,399
of all of these characters.
2559
02:18:25,733 --> 02:18:28,700
And I kinda think Madoc, the way that
2560
02:18:28,700 --> 02:18:30,033
they describe him, looks a lot like
2561
02:18:30,033 --> 02:18:31,166
Ganondorf, actually.
2562
02:18:31,266 --> 02:18:31,666
Yeah?
2563
02:18:31,733 --> 02:18:32,100
Yeah.
2564
02:18:32,600 --> 02:18:33,500
We'll have to pull up.
2565
02:18:33,533 --> 02:18:34,433
Okay, now I need you to
2566
02:18:34,433 --> 02:18:37,433
look up Madoc, Cruel Prince,
2567
02:18:37,933 --> 02:18:39,866
and show everybody the comparison.
2568
02:18:39,899 -->
02:18:40,799
Yep, that's exactly the
2569
02:18:40,799 --> 02:18:41,966
picture I was thinking of, too.
2570
02:18:42,000 --> 02:18:43,366
Wow, that really is-
2571
02:18:43,866 --> 02:18:44,799
Ganondorf inspired.
2572
02:18:44,866 --> 02:18:46,866
That is Ganondorf inspired.
2573
02:18:46,866 --> 02:18:47,066
Yeah.
2574
02:18:47,566 --> 02:18:48,733
That's Daddy Madoc.
2575
02:18:49,200 --> 02:18:50,266
Daddy Madoc.
2576
02:18:50,766 --> 02:18:51,433
And he's super
2577
02:18:51,433 --> 02:18:54,766
ruthless, strategy focused.
2578
02:18:55,266 --> 02:18:57,899
Yeah, those two look very similar.
2579
02:18:57,899 --> 02:18:57,933
Mm-hmm.
2580
02:18:58,433 --> 02:18:58,666
Mm-hmm.
2581
02:18:59,166 --> 02:19:02,366
(Keyboard Clacks)
2582
02:19:02,866 --> 02:19:03,733
So what do you think?
2583
02:19:04,399 --> 02:19:06,666
Well, how would you rate this connection
2584
02:19:07,166 --> 02:19:08,266
and your metric?
2585
02:19:08,766 --> 02:19:10,600
I would say that
2586
02:19:10,600 --> 02:19:11,866
we're actually very close.
2587
02:19:12,366 --> 02:19:14,866
We're actually really close to
2588
02:19:15,366 --> 02:19:19,533
a similar story here, like little, little
2589
02:19:20,033 --> 02:19:21,200
belonging.
2590
02:19:21,233 --> 02:19:23,100
There's a lot of fairies.
2591
02:19:23,600 --> 02:19:24,933
There's a
2592
02:19:25,466 --> 02:19:26,100
lot of green.
2593
02:19:26,866 --> 02:19:27,866
A lot of green.
2594
02:19:27,866 --> 02:19:28,500
A lot of green.
2595
02:19:28,533 --> 02:19:30,133
A lot of green connections here.
2596
02:19:30,633 --> 02:19:33,700
So I'm gonna say four cups
2597
02:19:33,733 --> 02:19:35,700
of fairy wine out of five.
2598
02:19:36,399 --> 02:19:37,933
Four cups of fairy wine
2599
02:19:37,933 --> 02:19:38,899
out of five, all right.
2600
02:19:39,399 --> 02:19:39,966
What do you think?
2601
02:19:40,533 --> 02:19:41,399
How do you think we did?
2602
02:19:41,899 --> 02:19:43,866
I think there's a lot of stuff missing
2603
02:19:43,899 --> 02:19:45,166
from this connection, but I think there's
2604
02:19:45,166 --> 02:19:47,200
a lot of things that are surprising and
2605
02:19:47,200 --> 02:19:48,500
how connected they are.
2606
02:19:49,000 --> 02:19:49,833
So I think with that,
2607
02:19:49,833 --> 02:19:50,966
I'll give myself a three
2608
02:19:51,466 --> 02:19:54,866
and a half heart containers out of five.
2609
02:19:54,933 --> 02:19:55,366
Love it.
2610
02:19:55,866 --> 02:19:57,100
That's what I'm saying for myself.
2611
02:19:57,233 --> 02:19:57,833
I love that.
2612
02:19:58,333 --> 02:19:59,500
I think you're good.
2613
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:01,700
I think 3.5 heart containers,
2614
02:20:01,933 --> 02:20:03,200
but four cups of fairy wine.
2615
02:20:03,799 --> 02:20:04,700
Yeah, that's fair.
2616
02:20:05,200 --> 02:20:06,566
Oh my gosh, well, thank you so much for
2617
02:20:06,566 --> 02:20:07,866
sharing your story with me.
2618
02:20:08,333 --> 02:20:09,700
You gave me a lot of information about
2619
02:20:09,700 --> 02:20:10,700
Zelda that I didn't know.
2620
02:20:10,700 --> 02:20:12,500
I'm more of a Breath of the Wild girly.
2621
02:20:12,833 --> 02:20:14,066
Sure, yeah, no, I mean, I
2622
02:20:14,066 --> 02:20:14,766
love Breath of the Wild.
2623
02:20:14,799 --> 02:20:15,266
It's great,
2624
02:20:15,766 --> 02:20:17,966
but that is the lore of Ocarina.
2625
02:20:18,466 --> 02:20:21,466
And if you are a kid who, that was your
2626
02:20:21,466 --> 02:20:23,166
first Zelda you grew up with,
2627
02:20:23,200 --> 02:20:25,133
that's your version of Zelda.
2628
02:20:25,299 --> 02:20:26,466
Of course, there's always a
2629
02:20:26,466 --> 02:20:27,933
young link and an adult link.
2630
02:20:27,966 --> 02:20:28,799
There was only one time
2631
02:20:28,799 --> 02:20:30,066
we ever had that, one time.
2632
02:20:30,433 --> 02:20:31,700
One time we had a young
2633
02:20:31,700 --> 02:20:33,666
and adult in the same thing.
2634
02:20:33,766 --> 02:20:35,000
That was the one time.
2635
02:20:35,633 --> 02:20:36,433
It was a big deal that we
2636
02:20:36,433 --> 02:20:37,933
had it, but now let's move on.
2637
02:20:38,433 --> 02:20:39,000
do like that.
2638
02:20:39,166 --> 02:20:41,799
I like the idea of young and adult link
2639
02:20:41,799 --> 02:20:43,533
and that they do different things.
2640
02:20:43,633 --> 02:20:44,333
That's pretty cool.
2641
02:20:44,833 --> 02:20:45,100
Oh,
2642
02:20:45,600 --> 02:20:47,700
this is a little dumb neat thing.
2643
02:20:48,200 --> 02:20:51,433
In Ocarina, when you are a young link,
2644
02:20:51,899 --> 02:20:53,666
you have your little wooden shield,
2645
02:20:53,666 --> 02:20:54,633
because you're a young boy.
2646
02:20:55,200 --> 02:20:57,299
You get the larger Hylian shield, but you
2647
02:20:57,299 --> 02:20:58,766
can't hold it like a shield.
2648
02:20:58,766 --> 02:21:00,233
So you just kind of use it like a turtle
2649
02:21:00,233 --> 02:21:01,633
shield, like you duck.
2650
02:21:02,133 --> 02:21:05,366
And when you duck, when rocks hit on you,
2651
02:21:05,666 --> 02:21:06,700
they just deflect, but
2652
02:21:06,700 --> 02:21:08,000
you can't use a real shield.
2653
02:21:08,000 --> 02:21:10,966
And you can't hold the shield and the
2654
02:21:10,966 --> 02:21:12,533
sword at the same time, if I recall.
2655
02:21:13,033 --> 02:21:14,633
That's adorable, actually.
2656
02:21:15,100 --> 02:21:15,899
If there's adult link,
2657
02:21:15,899 --> 02:21:16,933
you absolutely can, right?
2658
02:21:17,433 --> 02:21:18,399
Here's the cool thing.
2659
02:21:18,899 --> 02:21:21,299
Majora's Mask, which happens very shortly
2660
02:21:21,299 --> 02:21:25,200
afterwards, because of all of young links
2661
02:21:25,200 --> 02:21:27,533
experiences as adult link learned the
2662
02:21:27,533 --> 02:21:29,766
skill of being able to hold the big
2663
02:21:29,766 --> 02:21:31,399
shield while holding a
2664
02:21:31,399 --> 02:21:32,466
sword at the same time.
2665
02:21:32,966 --> 02:21:33,533
That's cool.
2666
02:21:33,666 --> 02:21:34,366
That is cool.
2667
02:21:34,733 --> 02:21:34,966
Yeah.
2668
02:21:35,466 --> 02:21:36,766
He also does cool backflips.
2669
02:21:37,299 --> 02:21:38,600
Gotta love a backflip.
2670
02:21:39,166 --> 02:21:39,366
Yeah.
2671
02:21:39,866 --> 02:21:41,799
Jude does not do cool backflips.
2672
02:21:42,333 --> 02:21:43,366
Well, there you go.
2673
02:21:43,433 --> 02:21:44,700
My story's better, what can I say?
2674
02:21:44,700 --> 02:21:45,466
I guess so.
2675
02:21:45,966 --> 02:21:47,700
Will you wanna close us
2676
02:21:47,700 --> 02:21:48,866
out with a dramatic reading?
2677
02:21:49,399 --> 02:21:50,100
Sure.
2678
02:21:50,100 --> 02:21:54,833
(Upbeat Music)
2679
02:21:54,833 --> 02:21:56,700
Have I told you how hideous you look
2680
02:21:56,700 --> 02:21:59,633
tonight, Corden asks, leaning back in the
2681
02:21:59,633 --> 02:22:02,166
elaborately carved chair, the warmth of
2682
02:22:02,166 --> 02:22:03,566
his words turning the question to
2683
02:22:03,566 --> 02:22:04,833
something like a compliment.
2684
02:22:05,933 --> 02:22:08,366
No, I say, glad to be
2685
02:22:08,366 --> 02:22:09,766
annoyed back into the present.
2686
02:22:10,799 --> 02:22:11,399
Tell me.
2687
02:22:14,133 --> 02:22:15,000
I can't.
2688
02:22:18,033 --> 02:22:18,066
Cause
2689
02:22:19,799 --> 02:22:20,966
he can't lie.
2690
02:22:20,966 --> 02:22:22,433
(Laughing)
2691
02:22:23,966 --> 02:22:25,500
And there we go, I think that's our show.
2692
02:22:26,366 --> 02:22:28,533
Thank you guys so much for joining us.
2693
02:22:28,700 --> 02:22:30,233
Tell us what book or game that
2694
02:22:30,233 --> 02:22:31,366
you think we should try next.
2695
02:22:33,399 --> 02:22:33,766
Yeah,
2696
02:22:35,200 --> 02:22:35,966
we're open book.
2697
02:22:36,833 --> 02:22:39,733
And an unplayed game?
2698
02:22:40,600 --> 02:22:41,066
Yeah.
2699
02:22:41,100 --> 02:22:42,299
Yeah.
2700
02:22:42,299 --> 02:22:44,033
Hey.
2701
02:22:44,333 --> 02:22:46,100
Find us here on zero.media.
2702
02:22:46,733 --> 02:22:47,666
Check out our Patreon
2703
02:22:47,666 --> 02:22:48,733
if you feel like it.
2704
02:22:49,733 --> 02:22:51,233
Otherwise, we'll see you next time.
2705
02:22:52,133 --> 02:22:53,299
Here in chapters.
2706
02:22:53,399 --> 02:22:54,399
And checkpoints.
2707
02:22:55,500 --> 02:22:57,166
Bye, thank you.
2708
02:22:57,266 --> 02:22:58,966
Hey, don't forget to play more games.
2709
02:22:59,466 --> 02:23:00,566
And read more books.
2710
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:05,799
(Upbeat Music)
2711
02:23:30,600 --> 02:23:33,666
Forget about this has changed I wanna
2712
02:23:34,033 --> 02:23:37,566
feel you close again Don't let go No, I
2713
02:23:37,566 --> 02:23:40,466
don't want this to end Wow
2714
02:23:42,000 --> 02:23:45,399
Remember the start of when You break it
2715
02:23:45,399 --> 02:23:48,033
both wide again Like blood
2716
02:23:48,033 --> 02:23:51,866
on a bed Would it matter then
2717
02:23:52,866 --> 02:23:56,399
When everything starts to fade Back like
2718
02:23:56,399 --> 02:23:58,899
it's yesterday Would it all
2719
02:23:58,899 --> 02:24:02,833
consent Would it matter then
2720
02:24:06,200 --> 02:24:09,000
Would it matter then
2721
02:24:14,033 --> 02:24:16,899
I did it all I pulled away to my
2722
02:24:16,899 --> 02:24:18,733
shoulders like it was fate
2723
02:24:19,500 --> 02:24:21,833
Don't tell me it was for nothing
2724
02:24:25,066 --> 02:24:27,299
You told me love wasn't true Cause it
2725
02:24:27,299 --> 02:24:29,033
didn't feel real to a cynic
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like you But I'm pretty sure