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With the Call Her Daddy Instagram page down…the girls go WILD in this weeks episode. They talk facials, hearing each other getting it on in the next room, and take notes people, they are getting uncomfortably graphic with how to talk dirty. 

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00:00:04Daddy called her Daddy it is hump day Daddy gang welcome back to call her Daddy presented by barstool sports guys we have a comment to make well I do I went live last night on my Instagram and people were asking us about on the CBD oil we were
00:00:29talking about they wanted more information there like does this stuff get you high what the hell so we're back and we're going to explain it again so you guys can really get the full scope of what it is it definitely doesn't get you high %HESITATION not good or
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00:02:20you let's go Daddy alright so let's talk about questions you guys don't know this already you can go to call her Daddy on bar stool and out call her Daddy there is the question forum we're answering all of your questions as best as we can stop number one
00:02:41one time when my boyfriend was eating me out I I accidentally farted this happened a different time also and he got pink eye and now he thinks from eating girls out he's going to get that all the time so he doesn't anymore so this girl did it twice
00:02:54and really what does he really likes you could %HESITATION holding all nine but this girl she's making the rest of the you could eat all day you could have at least one leg one sleeve you %HESITATION give her but you know I did not say he would really
00:03:23should have been like you just **** in my mouth like his face is literally right there it's like sniffing of a harder this girls out all okay girlfriend you gotta you gotta take care about yeah you got to get something going on down there that doesn't hurt at
00:03:41least like push his head away and be like I would cramp and then far I don't know just don't do it directly into his mouth okay okay number two zero I had a through Jesus Christ I had a threesome with my wife and her sister who hung we
00:03:59we we we had a threesome with his sister one we disturb him from what I hear I well no it with his wife and her sister were like in losing a guy like that's kind of in reading or whatever okay so he had a threesome with his wife
00:04:29and her sisters battlefield Miley **** an appropriate that we all got drunk and it kind of just hop in I've flirted with her sister what the **** I flirted with her sister before but never thought it go anywhere anywhere now the holiday dinners are awkward I need her
00:04:44sister ate my **** while I was balls deep in my wife not sure how to make his better do we just not talk about it at holiday dinners well I don't know I wouldn't expect you to just bring that up hall I think if you're gonna be ****
00:04:58kinky is shed I not the level kinky that's whoa own it yeah you guys did it why cry over spilled milk just on it and if they did it when they were drunk I think you guys it's I don't I don't mean own it is in like bring
00:05:13it up you know it's like kids mom you know I yeah I mean it wasn't her stepsister now that's it's **** blood in her life all while her okay when you I I have a sister I could not imagine **** only okay god lord I'm over that one
00:05:30how do you feel about giving your recently new boyfriend your location on find my friends I secretly want his location but don't know if it would be weird to ask him no no oh my god that is the most and I'm a psycho and like that's even cycle
00:05:45I just think that is a way to an unholy bear very unhealthy Aaron I mean and it's annoying like what if he wanted to like go surprise you or something and he like gets home late and you're like why are you at the mall he's like always when
00:05:59you Tiffany's necklace but it's just really and %HESITATION yeah we have a friend that has it and I think it's unhealthy because she's always checking in being like all my god like he said he was home and he's not home yet and like so what is he doing
00:06:12on like I never let her boyfriend hobbit I let you have it of court I mean Alex I have each other but it's a completely different ways dating someone now **** that now okay next is okay so I was having some bomb sex with my boyfriend minding my
00:06:28own business in my room my roommates then sent attacks in the group shot with all of our friends and told me to stop moaning they then ignored me for days because I was being disrespectful they said and they were mad at me LOL real or fake friends like
00:06:43aren't your friend supposed to support you and hype you up for the D. what's wrong here okay so let me get this straight this girl has roommates shot a guy over she was being loud while they were **** her roommates got hit yes no that's I don't know
00:06:58done well I think again we need more context does she do this every **** day right I would be like **** now you know I take it somewhere I've you know yeah home I mean I think I've heard you before all my gosh I'm sure you've heard me
00:07:11you've heard me I need you know what when I hear Alex you know what I do I take advantage of the situation I'm like I think I might we well I just with her I mean if I touch myself and been it looks like we're about to come
00:07:24you hear me say my god gave about the cause I know Alex I know she's about the only guys I'm coming with you guys I'm coming with you over there put my ear to the door and like here we go my god is always so good yeah dude
00:07:44we have those windows situations where I could technically see Sophia through my window in the one time I was in my room my ex had come over we were having like some nice make up sack and it was summer so my windows open and low key my head
00:07:59was getting railed we know they're right there I could like actually like doing I'm just getting back together okay don't I honestly don't know if it's just like once in a while like let your **** roommate get yeah you just hear Simone's here and they're like well I
00:08:20can see girls **** annoying about that shipping like you on how to be respectful and I okay yeah I think it depends on how often you're doing it slows down often was this week we're just gonna get right into it and talk about facials it's my what an
00:08:34amazing topic are you talk what kind of facial what kind of talking look kind of facial do you think the call her Daddy girls are talking about officially got out a small %HESITATION a facial and guys loses all over your face I'm gonna say the latter yeah me
00:08:48till they can go over on the same page yeah cell facials yeah loving it living in it feeling it so I heard of on to me that facials I actually now I'm on board with this okay are good for your skin all my god Alex please don't tell
00:09:11me you're one of those girls hi I'm sorry that is totally a minute that was made up by a man out there no it's not he could convince Kroll that you could come all over their face some don't Alex Cooper is about to disprove you so I actually
00:09:27Sophia looked it up on medical daily okay medical daily I lose screens on I want to read it it's sad sperm %HESITATION Chris if something were about to do an ad for facial sperm a crystal lean Paula mean compound called sperm I mean is an anti oxidants and
00:09:47it diminishes wrinkles smooth the skin helps tame and prevent acne and can also be used this one gets me as an anti depressant all okay get a base your whole you know what if you're really get a fine antidepressant I know who wants to come on my face
00:10:08to in this office I'm really gonna go outside to be like come on my face would really when we get without be considered sexual harassment I don't know but yeah okay I just don't buy a I mean I'm not medical daily article let me guess a man wrote
00:10:22that article okay but think about this if it is true how many girls are about to get have get facials from a guy and instead of quickly running in getting the towel yeah they're going to be like okay hold on enters her massage any comments or like in
00:10:38there any is there a little bit dripping out of the tip of your Wiener hole because like I want to I need a little more on my forehead and I mean this goes back to like what we talked about the girls at our eyes closed because they just
00:10:50got com don and they're like doing the money to the bathroom yeah that's like one we do are you have the com savage right where she just hurries and like wipes up your calm and he was a just a bit now this time this is the default %HESITATION
00:11:04savage who cares about her skin routine and she rubs it it that's you really in I love that yeah it but now you guys are going to be looking at girls and if they're a savage they're going to expect them to swallow it instead they're going like who
00:11:18I massaging that's in to all of my poor right through Daddy's out there sure real tidy so he and I are encouraging you to literally start massaging your skin with your manse come I love it I love that too %HESITATION okay so I actually have a little funny
00:11:35story like other healthy sold %HESITATION the guy that I always talk about that is you know the the mail hunter the guy that fax everything leads to legend he hides okay I think he basically explained to me that like his fetish is facials which is I guess that's
00:11:53actually pretty good like fetish to hop right right I mean like people over the years a first I doubt people really weird fetishes I think that's on the safe side so okay he has a story about facials that every time he is about to give a girl facial
00:12:07he pulls out his phone right when he's about to come and it most of the time the girls know that he's going to do this and I'll get into that later of white how these girls are like yeah sure go for it fill me but so he films
00:12:19himself Lou Jing all over their face like the exact many he starts recording it and literally that's not even the best part he has about fifty times that he's done this to girls he felt that he sends it to his group chat and then his group chat takes
00:12:37the video and the rules make a boomerang the call I'm going on to their and they pick like their favorite part because how many different parts can you pick from a facial all my god it's coming out of the tape like hitting her in the eye of up
00:12:52like this going into the mouth exactly all okay that's insane I like what I have to try and do it on the actual boomerang in Instagram okay I will I have can you tell I'm like so because that would be is request like try it absolutely because that
00:13:07would actually take legit skill think about he has to time it personally right the boomer and you have to just press the down right when it's about to go down yeah but so yeah so he has over fifty literally fifty images of girls getting I'm not all over
00:13:21there and he said one time one time specifically heat this girl okay this is also a point for girls if you're asking a guy to give your facial why do some girls keep their eyes open unless you're locked and loaded with goggles on your **** head don't close
00:13:36your eyes and open your mouth and act accordingly %HESITATION but so he said he one time this girl kept her eyes open and he went like literally his calm went died rectally into her I ball like the entire **** sloughed landed in this girl died she like had
00:13:53pain guy or some **** for like the net he have some control over that too though yeah yeah I wanted it's not like like I think guys a little more control %HESITATION no I agree but so that's I mean with that being said though I feel like so
00:14:09many people are going to listen to that be like health **** did he even get these girls to allow him right come all over her face and let me tell you I mean read word for word I texted him last night because like how does this will go
00:14:22down and he goes the most important thing I do is use the line that I'd never pressure you to do anything you weren't comfortable with doing I would never disrespect you ever and then I ask them how they feel about facials hot summers he's like listen I will
00:14:38never I will never disrespect you I am here for you and he's like but like Loki girl how you feel about and then he said a vast majority I have never had one and they're opposed to it and then he will ask them why and he'll begin the
00:14:52process of changing their mind and he said them host this is the **** weird as he said the most successful is usually walking them through with the clean up process and how into it I am I'll clean them up thoroughly and I communicate that I'm not going to
00:15:08abandon them once I come on their face he is like if you Love Me you'll let me but think about it I kind of think that the most degrading part in a girl's mind is legit after he comes on you and you've just got all the **** on
00:15:26your face and you're standing there and the guy goes to clean himself up or he like throws your rag I think that's where girls can get in their head and the like okay this is so **** weird I need home streaming to help battle has like the passion
00:15:40and all of that is gone you guys a break like finish and now you're sitting there with like Jay is all over down your face and you're like what is my life comes alive yeah I think so that's why I think his toxic is being like I love
00:15:53giving girls facials I will like walk you through it you need you'll feel so comfortable like you're gonna love that I will literally wipe it off their faces the tell for them and then he says he talked about skin care twenty four seven with them just feels he's
00:16:07like and I swear that helps with your skin well I tell the guy to **** off because I really talking about how it is good for your skin and I don't know okay well I'm gonna tell you is facial store okay sorry I'm renting so the first time
00:16:21I ever acted %HESITATION or let a guy I do this act to me I'm trying to like censored so my mom's not like cringing here it's okay okay so the first time I ever got a facial %HESITATION I was like so ready you know when you're about to
00:16:36try something for the first time dealing mentally prepare yourself yeah and you're like all excited to try it so one of my ex boyfriends I like woke up in the morning we're getting after it and if you guys listen to me in previous episodes I talk about the
00:16:53best position to got give a guy a blow job is to push him up against a wall %HESITATION that gives you an well it really gives him the most stability and like force and then you also have a better opportunity with your motion so I of course you
00:17:08know me just thrown up up against the wall made him get up from bed and put him against the wall and eyes are going to town you know given the Cooper special what not and then I'm ready I've the all in thinking about during this is like okay
00:17:21I'm gonna given the Cooper special and then he's going to come on my face this time and he doesn't know he's gonna get to do it all and had no idea you holy words basically dating so yeah so I say finally I'm like okay be like I want
00:17:33you to come on my face he was like well you can tell he like way out and then finally he comes yes and how that's not the best but it's not great it wasn't great because guess what happened about to tell me and he's sitting on the bed
00:17:48he's like Babe can I be honest with you and like yacht and I'm waiting for him to like praise me and he's like and and my do okay my boyfriend was completely about blind and he goes I did not see any of that because I didn't have my
00:18:01contacts in **** wanted to die because as a girl I know I'm like let's **** good so like I I was the first time that you would ever done it yeah and he didn't see it go down he had no idea he had no he could have like
00:18:16came on your toes right and he was like oh so hot so the idea that I said come and he I was like why the **** did you stop me go put on your **** last yeah like I couldn't stop because it like I will I wanted it
00:18:28to happen and I was in a moment it was so good if you like Alex just please don't move lay there with my own I'm in love I'm not kidding you I just want to say and so I was in the bathroom and he comes in and he's
00:18:39like please don't take it off your face and he put his glasses on and he wanted me to come on my face I would like to know what the best part is watching you go one not after me so that you don't like it you should have set
00:18:52some rules with him like you are not touching me until your contact yeah what the like what I hope you like me that rule so ladies moral of the story is make sure if your man is blind before you offer him to **** **** all over your face
00:19:05yeah you offered that he puts on his glasses yeah she's out okay with this side about the facial thing it is really really hot to tell a guy yeah but it's not something that you should be doing every single night oh my god you know what I mean
00:19:19like insects like you gotta makes it up because it's also hard to guys when you're like come on maintain its a moment like it just if you just tell the guy were to come absolutely we little had a girl right in and she was like %HESITATION Hey I
00:19:33like was **** this guy and he was **** me from behind and he I told him like to come on my **** because yeah that I'm about to come worse I come and I sat in on my **** and instead of coming on my **** he pulled out
00:19:44any **** shoved his Dick into my **** any came in my **** and I don't know where to this day where her from the come went because it never came out of my **** well really does service like and section yeah like it's hard to it's like a
00:20:01little black hole right unless you're really trying as hard as you can nothing's falling out of that's pretty amazing I yeah that we talked to just be be %HESITATION do it sparingly facials then it loses its own it really honestly rise of Lester if a guy you're fading
00:20:18out something that what what would you do if a guy like asked you first hook up if you could come on your face that's a really good point I am totally the type of person that if you are my boyfriend I mean the world is our oyster the
00:20:37world is your oyster like this is what where dreams come true because I'm down to **** and we can try it whatever absolutely if it's like a one night stands I'm a little bit like there's no **** way that you're gonna give me a facial on a one
00:20:53night stand or a first date or what what I've got I personally think if it's gonna okay I agree with you I think it's would be so weird if the guy randomly felt like it was okay back are I mean come on your face is that okay I
00:21:05think if you're **** like we said with a real **** come savage and she's just down to **** that night if she offers it **** go for that but if if she's not offering it there's no way you on the first day I it really was reading one
00:21:19of our %HESITATION submissions and a guy said how do you propose anal to a girl on a first hook up what the **** what would you like in ten what would you say that I'm honestly I'm pretty sure I've offered actually on this first even planning on doing
00:21:36is just saying it just to get a rise out of him but I never ever ever okay so yeah I mean talk dirty to me okay talking to okay talking dirty I'm so glad you just said that okay because we've had so many **** people right and being
00:21:53like how do I talk dirty you mentioned you had a tax that you wanted to reach out to me on here okay yes but I have not heard it ready I am terrified I'm actually kind of excited okay so again it's like we need to have my guy
00:22:08friend on he's like okay so this is the same guy that smell hunter and that's one that's doing facials on girls faces so he we were very were weird relationship he always sends me %HESITATION like the nudes that girl sent him if I'm like I'm like what's the
00:22:22hottest position a girl should send as the new health than me like his photo albums favorite once he's like pick some of these like these will be great my amazing thank you it's like for research purposes and so he also set sends me some sacks from girls what
00:22:36if they're like really go to the really bad I want to just read you one and I hope to get your genuine opinion on this one okay here I go this is Rebecca but I know in the back as soon as a matter of concern okay while you're
00:22:49sleeping you'll be **** my throat like it's a vacuum made just for you your decal throb until you just have to come I'm gonna look up at you and smile while you explode and cover me with all your warm calm and I'll **** love it and that's how
00:23:04your mornings will go then I'll meet cable shower together and I'll just wash your whole body and you'll love how pretty I am well dripping wet every still going on here we go in every way then we will still okay what I already rolled for you while you
00:23:22were relaxing from coming so hard then eventually we will eat a locks platter bagel and you'll we we will you belong legal and you will play for night with your voice and I will know what I don't believe you I will laugh at whole trash they are compared
00:23:42to Daddy and we can **** again when you're ready for this policy I mean I guess I don't I fifty things the locks beagle okay first of all first of all that's a guy's worst nightmare here you mentioned that you want to have breakfast with him the next
00:24:04day he wants you to write in the sex like right when you come you'll turn around and I will be gone then it's up to you once a year so you mentioning breakfast the next day is terrifying his **** just went down also I have to say first
00:24:17sext I okay I agree with you we need to stay on the locks bagel from it but I have to take the whole and then and then yeah and Milton next you're writing your thesis on how you're gonna **** right lock this guy go necks like no and
00:24:31then no lag there for moving in the next scene no no no not log bagel thing I'm sorry let's keep it simple **** quality over quantity that was that was a full on it this is not a beginning middle and end do I'm sorry I can't I can't
00:24:50get over the **** lock insane but I think also with that her mentioning the forty nine and stuff I just want to reiterate because I do think we move pasta too fast what you saying wire girls being like and we all want to play for at night no
00:25:04**** leave yeah why you **** sitting behind him like I can see there are so many girls that think like a man that he's going to play video games at all massages back then and nobody wants you massaging **** you let yourself out through the window and that's
00:25:17it okay yourself out but agreed the home and the whole monologue thing yeah so quality over quantity I really think that it should be like two to three sentences because you know I've talked about it it's like there is something about sexting dot is actually really **** awkward
00:25:35it's like when you're sexting I think the best biggest awkward part of it is the time frame %HESITATION huh and how like right you basically if the person doesn't answer in like eight minutes to your tap your sax then it's like **** over yeah I don't continue if
00:25:53you have one to two minutes to quickly reply that's why when girls get a sex they like run into the living room there like maybe every year everyone get like you're thinking so literally if you guys run inside what was sold one the infamous degrade me comment right
00:26:11that live right go again for but I haven't heard if you guys haven't listened episode one which is this is the perfect time to say if you guys haven't listened or other episodes a lot of people write in and ask questions and they I'm like we talked about
00:26:23that to make you guys listen our previous episodes but episode one specifically Sophia and I were really drunk and I was sexting this guy and I was so **** up that I thought it would be a good idea because I don't think so feel was as **** up
00:26:39as I was so I handed so feeling I don't ever **** assume that I'm not as fact I was my first okay but I handed Sophia my phone and I said like can you answer this for me and she ended up saying I want you to degrade me
00:26:57which is just **** really and and disgusting and it's not queue at it but it's not you but it's not even sexy but like he was into it I mean if you ask me personally have I ever send that to someone I was texting know did I do
00:27:10it from your phone yeah I think sorry so okay a lot of people this is not exactly what I want to do today but because recording this in the morning you know I'm not like that **** right now but here we go %HESITATION a lot of people ask
00:27:25us how to talk dirty and like what to send for sex I wanted I need like sweating right now that we have to do this this is how much we love you guys yeah because this isn't fun I know it sounds like it's fun and it sounds sexy
00:27:37and young but it's not my mom listens these episodes right so I want to first start out with setting the scene we understand that there are there's a big demographic that listens to this there are some people that are virgins there's some people that are in college and
00:27:52they're like like **** around there are some people that are married there's a lot of different people so when we talk about these things sometimes guys make sure you're not taking these word for word %HESITATION because again you need to read your audience if you're a virgin you
00:28:07obviously don't know what a three so what to do when a three some yeah I will explain so we want to give you guys some line word for word lines that you guys can use right we're gonna bring so this is beginning I'm not gonna say this is
00:28:23like a beginner status but these are some like basic good go to write back finds that you can hit them because we don't know your audience again yes so it is either dumb it down %HESITATION X. wrap it up okay so let's just start with the classic the
00:28:39my **** is absolutely dripping wet right now thinking about your hard Dick inside me classic classic beautiful saying the word you know like the procedure being wet hard Dick inside me yeah you can also go for the I want to ride you and **** all of your hard
00:28:56**** deep inside me until I calm all over your soaking wet deck her fair this fall and I land then loving I get a another one another one is to really X. did describe %HESITATION the whole lip thing you can be like I love when your **** leave
00:29:15yeah black lives don't calling flops when you're six minutes not sex that's not liking Q. but you can be like I love when you spread my lips as the tip goes in and the deeper it goes the more I shake knowing it's not even half way in all
00:29:30my that's like hot because you're like you're not even half way and I'm already shaking the lips like spread my lips like I think that's really how high it and just take advantage of that I also think that's kind of similar to the whole like %HESITATION like I
00:29:44want to feel you in my stomach as I ride you back all or rubbing my **** soaking wet all over you that kind of stuff like that's how I feel you minute your stomach means he's big old but before I continue can we talk about the whole big
00:29:56thing already know what you're gonna solve girls they go off on like how big a guy is in like how big he feels and you have like it is not big don't I can say that like they're not done they'd yeah we've had guys right and I know
00:30:09I will never forget the one guy was like I know I don't have like a small deck but I do know that I'm not **** huge and my girlfriend won't shut the **** up about how in this job I nor makes long yeah but you guys know it's
00:30:25like it's like a ticket and he's like you're huge hits and you're like like you know like I can not only got together my skin like link your nipple EE through the whole thing bears in room right right late so what I can calm down with the comments
00:30:48about how big his job guys more talk about how it's like how it's hard and it's throbbing and like whatever do you have the other one because %HESITATION I do one thing I think if you have **** before I think it's really yeah for guys visually to imagine
00:31:05like places you flock and reference those in your site so like let's say any over the counter exactly say your places the bathroom and if you're like we should be in your bathroom right now me bent over with you inside me and I always think it's good to
00:31:22be like do you miss that Babe you like the way I take it your Dick slides in and out of my typos CD I will make their life also because they're not fighting there imagining the exact location like that's especially for people that are scared to sacks and
00:31:35like they feel weird like uncomfortable doing it like just like mention things that you guys have actually done like how our court at all yeah like remember when I got on top of you and I was writing you might you know what I mean it's exactly going back
00:31:49to like yeah yeah what you run friends of what you've already done okay yes I was gonna say this is some grade this is an easy stuff writing right there really basic generic thing and and listen again we're not sitting on your views he's being held hands on
00:32:03your relationship right I use them right buyer but there are people that like how fetishes etcetera right and the whole three something I'll never talking about this and like even if you never plan on having one I feel like you can still use it during sexting on my
00:32:20god guys right it is what is not **** up no because I want to ask a guy like you may be full on in sexting about doing something I never plan on doing about fact I know because I do I care now whole he doesn't know you can
00:32:34actually hear it out one day especially a threesome it's like will be like we just haven't been able to find a third girl scout and I fall so tell them what you could just watching porn it's just so easy to me it's so easy it's so easy for
00:32:47a threesome okay we're talking to girls one guy okay I would just say I was the most generic one is I want you fret **** me from behind while I'm licking her **** right built so they can get a great visual yeah let's get a little more intent
00:33:03yes rampant utterance it out you're gonna say I want you to go back and forth between our **** I want her stacked on top of me your **** dripping out of her **** on to my amazing full that's so easy beautiful perfect okay yeah I can I can
00:33:21you keep calling %HESITATION role okay I want to lick your **** out of her **** and spit it back into her mouth and then I want to make out with her with my mouth full of your car loves your **** dripping down both our chain that's perfect right
00:33:37that is guys imagine a guy thinking about you eating his come out of her post like making out and they can see the like the all right will come kind of like going to time out and he's just sitting there unbelievable it really in every guy's gonna die
00:33:53yeah I'm I want to make out with another girl on your **** I'm talking on the girl right easy okay for two guys and one girl yes what which I think it's so weird let us also confirm call her Daddy has no issue with two guys and one
00:34:12girl I know a girl rode into us it was like my boyfriend wants to meet a like **** another guy and like my my girlfriend's think he's gay for that that's I mean the what is it called holding yeah I feel like a lot of girl I've I've
00:34:24read that a lot that like geyser into about watching their goal get backed by another guy that is not gay right we can talk about that another %HESITATION so it'll hold holding thing but okay so if you're doing to drive your okay all you're into coke holding you
00:34:36can just be like %HESITATION I want you to like watch me get **** by another guy like come all over his **** right and see how good he makes me feel right what that's a good one that's perfect because %HESITATION like I was let me from behind one
00:34:52sucking it stick them just you guys I mean come on this is hard what's important on well now they know how to us because we live word for word gave you line so I hope you had your pen and paper I always say everybody if you didn't have
00:35:08your pen and paper you're not writing this on your phone go home go back to this part of the episode and take notes because these are great and I think it's great that you brought up the point of the three some and if you haven't even had a
00:35:19threesome but you and your boyfriend have like talked about possibly having a threesome I think it's very good to throw that in a ghastly with the sack race I know a lot of people have written in to us and then like I sex my boyfriend all the time
00:35:32we've a long distance relationship how do I. spice right you got to go for the phantom honestly just **** lie doing just to get him off so you can go to back whatever it takes like says yes I just I heard it right you're done sexting just feel
00:35:45like I want to look your come out of a girls **** good night good night well I I think that's a great point so if you got the whole ending of sexting I think that's also one of the really weird awkward points of sexting if you guys aren't
00:35:59straight up saying you're **** because that's easy to say oh my god there's came so hard look at the house looking thing whatever if you are both just talking leading up to hooking up or talking about what you want to do to each other yeah how the ****
00:36:10do you and sexting is a lot of questions that people are obviously if you guys are both %HESITATION **** while you're doing it as is and yell at exactly I just came but so I think what the best way probably I don't know just literally just saying like
00:36:25baby I'm so **** for you this turned on so much and just based on health and like I'm going to think about this in touch myself to it later yeah or you can just say like that was so **** hot I can't wait to see you again exactly
00:36:38and it's like because then it's like okay now are you doing the rest today I'm going grocery shopping like the I guess it's awkward %HESITATION or just like telling your you'll send him a video later of you doing at all beautiful they don't you guys Alex I have
00:36:52a confession I received a picture the other day from this guy I'm talking to it was a picture of his %HESITATION new puppy that he bought I I thought in colored eyes tell your boss a I received a puff you threw me off okay going sorry %HESITATION yes
00:37:11I mean a picture of his new dog and I went over to show it to Alex and you guys I am not making this up I showed it to Alex and Alex what did you say I'm like oh my god this puppy so killed I was like no
00:37:25no no no no not the puppy like the other thing and Alex is like what the **** are you talking on as like Alex that shiny like an object in the left hand corner of the pig like all are getting crazy with it so V. I. right and
00:37:40I was just like oh my god Alex this isn't being like this second guy sends you a picture of anything the girl is zooming in on all of the dead space around like the object you want to show her right the focal point exactly are zooming in on
00:37:56everything it's actually like disgusting like this second guy sent me a picture I get all hot and bothered and excited when it's like in his room and I'm like can I find a condom in the background can I find a condom wrapper can I find her girls panties
00:38:11was there girl there like I literally go around it what I can find my ex when my ex is used to always send me %HESITATION nudes in front of like his mirror and I'm like okay whatever the new the deck with great okay what is on his dresser
00:38:26and I'm like you you're like and why it's a little bit how the whole wide blue bell on the counter no it's all my god I I just thought about maybe one of the craziest things I've ever done which hello everyone listening is like turning up the volume
00:38:45like Sophia Franklin is about to say one other car you Hey you are you're crazy I remember I was dating this guy and he sent me a picture of like him in bad I was probably like show me your home and in bed getting that I'm sure you
00:38:58all full but look you're not really you're dead us you gotta have those photos ready to send out people and yes you're out yeah cheating okay anyways so he was just laying it is bad and I saw that there was at the tiniest speck of blood on his
00:39:16pillow case tiny time and you know what I knew that there was no other explanation for that blood except that he had been having sex with a girl who was on her period as well why else would a little speck me on is still okay I'm pretty sure
00:39:34your ex always got nose bleed you always told me that but like you know it could have been in there was a for sure game being all three girls run their Peary and there is no other option and I was like I Connell allow like did you do
00:39:48so I drove over to the house I think this team of course I remember this vividly he was terrified I went over to his cabinet I like grabbed the scissors out of the cabinet I cut the little speck of blood out of the pillowcase cut it out too
00:40:13so I have the little clock with me that I had blood on and I was like this will be sent in for DNA testing you bet your office will be sent to an ad like I'm probably gonna have to collect a blood sample from you as well to
00:40:26match the DNA and we'll see who's blood about really fun here bill okay right good day Sir Sofia thank you Steve I I can just imagine you'll storming into his apartment and he knows how crazy you are and you going for a pair of scissors he's like right
00:40:52like is this **** about to do and write you cut the **** pillowcase out cut it I'll put in a little plastic baggie and you're on your way it in the fridge so this sample wasn't soiled and went on my day that's actually **** amazing but that shows
00:41:11like that picture lead you to believe there was a possible gang bang I mean we didn't say it's right %HESITATION the thing is is I knew god down well there's not keep getting probably got a bloody nose right I knew there was a one percent chance you gotta
00:41:28keep in that it was with a girl but you know you gotta make one mine things there's a one percent chance it becomes and a hundred percent sure have and there's no bringing me back to reality A. K. don't date me Hey I don't think anyone will data's
00:41:43out to the okay %HESITATION okay guys that is it for this week I hope you enjoyed this I hope you are getting your sexting game ready and that's it for this week thanks guys for listening you we had so much fun I can't wait to talk to you
00:41:56guys next Wednesday next Wednesday guys

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