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Tapping media. It's time. Time for the Burning River Sportscast. First place was nice while it lasted, but back to the bottom of the barrel and in a competitive AFC North. As quickly as the jubilation swept across northeastern Ohio, reality set in and reminded us all what it can feel like to be a Browns fan. Unfortunately, this is what happens when your quarterback is trash. You can't run the ball, you commit silly penalties, and when you can't stop big plays on defense. This season's a long way from over, and as we've already seen, anything can happen. But I gotta be honest, I'm not overly optimistic at the moment. We'll break it all down for you next on the Burning River Sportscast.
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Who wrote the nude scene for John Goodman?
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Kenny.
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Who wouldn't want to see John Goodman nude?
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That's a fair point.
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Oh, by myself. Now that Matt and Bobby are BFFs and I'm the odd man out, I'
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I think Menachem's the new favorite again.
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Yeah, Menachem's back up on top because he's the only one that consistently calls every day.
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He's consistent.
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Finally, remember this important lesson. One cheek equals two feet.
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We're coming, we're coming.
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But then you take my 75% chance of winning. If we used to go one on one and then add 66 and 2/3 percents, I got 141 and 2/3 chance of winning. Creasy.
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That's a great impression. Still a lot of smoke around that name, so we'll see what happens.
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Where there's smoke, there's a burning river.
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Yeah, they look like John Goodman's ass.
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Down in the flats, we used to have our tailgate parties. We'd get there in the morning and the girls used to come out from Caesar Circus. Back then, that's what it was called. And party with us.
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Is Cliff a person or is Cliff Amount?
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I've heard a lot of different things. That's why I was asking. But I trust you.
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Ergotism typically causes severe gangrene or physical incapacitation rather than coordinated dancing.
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If we do that, you guarantee a win.
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I'm guaranteeing it. It's the key to victory. You
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heard it here.
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It's the key to victory.
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It's the key to victory.
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Hear that, guys?
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Yo soy, sucko Stefanski. Realizing their mistake, authorities banned music and public dancing. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Alchemy. They loaded the random words so off the rails. Welcome in to the Burning River Sportscast. Presented by the fine folks at Tappin Media I'm Kenny Thunder. My partner today is a lot like a software update. Every time I see him, I just think to myself, not now. He's Red Hot. Ronnie jams. And on the board today, he's more put together than I furniture. He's the big Bone man.
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Whoa,
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Bone. You see Elon's new restaurant on the moon?
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No. Is it open yet?
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Apparently the food is great, but there's no atmosphere.
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I get it
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cold.
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We're pretty old.
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They got beat in the national championship by
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Yeah. And they had. It was a stretch of even before and after, like the main, like when they were in the national championship, they were in like Elite Eights Sweet 16 almost every year. So it was a stretch of five or six years. But both Guys from. From those teams. And Thad Mata said maybe the greatest thing that he's ever seen in his coaching career. It's
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a pretty nice gift.
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Yeah.
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Would you like a kidney?
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Yeah. I mean,
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I'd never give you my kidney.
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Thank you.
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I might give Bone my kidney.
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Thanks.
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But not you.
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Yeah. We have different blood types, so we can't.
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All right.
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I don't really know how that works. It's got to be something to do with that, right?
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I don't know. I. I don't. I don't know. I just know that I hate Kenny. But. No, I just. I. I thought this was a good story. There's not really much more to go with it. I mean, it's just one of those things where just some things are bigger than sports. And clearly there was a brotherhood on that team, and there's a reason why those teams went so deep. Into the playoffs every year, playoffs into the tournament every year. Because
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strong kidneys.
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Yeah, strong kidneys, maybe, but. Yeah. Just a good story, a good Ohio State story to throw out there right now.
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You don't want to talk about the bad Ohio State story? Nope.
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Yeah. What happened this past weekend?
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Yeah, what happened this past weekend?
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Well, the Buckeyes football team lost to usc.
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How'd that go?
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Not good. They lost? Yeah.
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You travel across the country and then you lose.
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I don't understand why I'm being asked questions right now.
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Oh, wait. We're High State fans, too.
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Yeah. Yeah. You guys like them, too, right? Yeah.
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It was a really disappointing weekend.
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It was bad. It was between that and Browns game, it was like, the worst football week.
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Are they done?
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I wouldn't say they're done. I mean, if they went out, they'll be in the playoffs.
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I mean, can they win out?
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That's a different question. I
don't know. The. The thing is, though, I know you. I know you were texting during a game and you said Fahey was garbage. I actually. The more I watched that game, I
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think I said that. I think I said this.
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Fact checked in.
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I think I said that he didn't look that bad, honestly, but that he wasn't getting a lot of help.
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He's a little guy.
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He is not big. I like this. Sorry. I'm going through our text right now, and I like this one that you text us that. I really hope my fantasy team doesn't shit the bed this week. My fantasy team. And it's Amber. Heard one of the greatest texts all week.
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Yeah, I mean, my bigger problem was with the way they Approached the game, which was looking like there was literally no urgency at any point and you're playing from behind and it just felt like they were just plotting along.
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Oh, I'll give it to you. You said, you said this Fahey kid doesn't outright suck, but he sure is unlucky.
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Yeah, like, he was having a really tough day. They got every bad break.
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I heard a lot from a lot of people though, that he was really bad. And I was like, I don't think he was bad at all. I think his team let him down. There were so many drops in this game that would have extended drives and given us a chance to score. And like, you gotta give a kid making his first start every chance that you possibly can.
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And it's a tough play. I mean, you. Look, USC isn't what they used to be, but they're not a bad program.
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And I know they were unranked, but they had only lost two games.
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Yeah, I mean, they're still a good program and it's a. It's a big place to go play. So, I
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mean, they hadn't won. They haven't won there.
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It rained the whole game too, and
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something stupid like 60
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years. Weather wasn't great and just prime time audience. Right. Like it's. It was a big moment for a kid making his first start that really otherwise shouldn't be playing right now. I do think to some extent it validates a little bit of Julian saying. And just like we were, a lot of us, I think, were questioning, like, how good is Julian saying, and even if he isn't the best quarterback in college football, I think the offense obviously ran a lot more smoothly under his.
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Is the team around Julian Saint just not as good as maybe we thought?
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Well, I think that's a good question. Right. So it's like, how good is Julian saying maybe he was better than we were giving him credit for.
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Yeah, I think that's a fair assessment. I also think. I think the biggest story that comes out of this is the fact that there's no such thing really in college football because of the transfer portal and everything. It's become as a good backup quarterback, because if you're a good backup quarterback, you're going to transfer somewhere and make a bunch of money on nil somewhere else.
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Yeah, I mean, it's hard. I mean, it's hard to imagine that a program like Ohio State still can't even get guys in though, to be backups. Right. Because it's a huge program and you're a sprained ankle away from playing on national TV in front of a huge audience. So
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you look at Ohio State, though, right? So they have, they typically at the beginning of any given year,
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typically you'll have two, three and four recruits at every position.
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Yeah. And that includes quarterback. Like, they'll have two, three guys on the roster that are phenomenal. But then every year you have one or two of those guys transferring out because they're like, you know, Julian saying is the guy right now, I'm not going to play for a while. So
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I, despite the fact that it's, it's hurting Ohio State right now, I actually like what's happening in college football for the first time in a long time. Just the fact that there's, there's real parody there.
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That's why all these teams have losses.
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And it sucks, like, as an Ohio State fan, because we're just used to just running the table every year. But. And maybe those days are gone and behind us because as schedules get tougher and they pick up some of these out of conference matchups that are premier matchups for TV deals and just the kind of super conferences being built now, but also the nil situation with good players kind of going all over and you start looking at what the, you know, college football committee is going to have to be for the top 12 and maybe top 24 soon. But, but you're going to have a lot of teams that maybe have two, three, even four losses. Maybe like being a part of this conversation now over the next five to 10 years, which you pretty much had to go undefeated at least in your conference in the past and really be one of the top 12 teams. But like it was, it was the same top 12 teams. A lot,
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a lot of controversy, too. The first rankings for the College Football Playoff were released on Sunday. And Alabama once again getting the benefit of the doubt over every team in America for whatever reason, even though, like their, their argument was strength of schedule. But then when you dive further into it, like, it doesn't make any sense. Like a team that they lost to by 16 points is ranked like four spots behind them. So.
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Well, I think that's why they're now talking about going to 24, because even at 12, like, they can't figure it out,
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we're well on our way to the Division 3 football playoff that I've been talking about for years. 10 game regular season, five games to win it all.
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Everybody makes the playoffs.
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it's going to be phenomenal,
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think. I think national championships would mean so much more if he
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I'm into that. I think that'd be great.
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Is there. Is there a chance Jeremiah Smith calls it.
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No,
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just done.
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No,
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I mean, thinking about, hey, I'm going to be the top one, two or three picks. Look
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at Dante Moore. No,
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he just actually made a post on social media this week about, like, not going anywhere. We got things to do, whatever. Like, he's not. He's fine. He's staying. He's going to play. If he gets hurt, that'd be really sad for him, though.
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I wouldn't if I was him.
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That's what I was kind of just thinking. Like,
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you guys got to remember that he's making a lot of money now, too, so.
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But you're talking about generational money. When you get to the NFL, for a guy that goes in the top five picks, I mean, that's a different.
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If he performs. Marvin Harrison Jr. In the top five. Now he asks.
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He still got paid
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for a minute. Now he won't
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for a minute. Yeah, you
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can make that same money in college and then postpone it.
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He still got another. And
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then make that team for another five years.
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Jeremiah Smith gonna be bad in the NFL.
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No, I'm not saying that. Jeremiah Smith is gonna be fine. I think he's a completely. He's just a completely different level from
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machine.
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Yeah. It's insane. Anyways, I don't know how we got here. J.J. solinger. Good on you. Yeah,
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nice work, Solinger.
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Sully. It's a lot of heroes named Sully.
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Just one.
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An
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airplane guy.
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Yeah, the airplane guy.
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Well, now,
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now, J.J.
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yeah,
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a lot of heroes names.
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Two, to be exact.
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Two.
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Sully from Monsters, Inc. 3.
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Oh, there you go.
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Yeah,
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he's a hero.
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Yeah. I try to tell you, he saved. What's her name? The little girl in Monsters, Inc. What's her name?
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I have no idea.
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I gotta be honest, guys.
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Eleanor.
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No, it's not that.
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I've never seen my
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Lily.
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What's happening here
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isn't solely John Goodman. Or is he?
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Yes, he is John. Greatest American actor of all time.
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True, Bones. Finally getting it.
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I was just reading about John Goodman, who turned down a nude scene in Righteous Gemstones because of his extreme weight loss he feels has ruined his body. I'm also, like. You're, like, 70 years old. Like, I.
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That never crossed his mind. It was just the fact that.
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Who wrote the nude scene for John Goodman?
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Kenny?
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Who wouldn't want to see John Goodman nude?
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It's a fair point. Ladies out there creaming just thinking about it.
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There Was a
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churn and butter.
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There was a chicks of cream. We're not going to go there.
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Yeah. All right. Well, now let me remind everyone to call the burning sportscast.
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Don't
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forget to call. Leave your hot takes on hot Take outline Kenny,
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that number. Because we want your hot takes.
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We do. But do we have any hot takes for this week?
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We've got at least one.
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Maybe two.
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Yeah, one. Like an extension of. Of one.
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One and half.
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Hey, guys. This manakum from the Browns backers of North Jersey all by myself now that Matt and Bobby are BFF and I'm the odd man out. I'm lonely. No, Mr. Lonely. I have no body on my own. Okay, guys, what is up? I'm Paul and Saga for the before.
Before the Steelers game. I heard the show. I just want to say I would make a terrible official. I would be the worst. First of all, my depth perception. Lousy. Second of all, I would still be biased for the Browns against the Steelers for guys who played it. Four guys who played for Ohio State against guys who played for. For Michigan. Unless they're on the Browns. I would be a terrible, terrible official. Can't wait to hear all the rest of the hot takes. I'm sure. I'm going to call after the game. Here we go, Brownies. Here we go.
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So that was the before picture.
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Okay. Yeah. Pregame.
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It sounded sad at first, but yeah, I guess it was.
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The
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game hadn't even been played yet.
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Just sad because he's been left out of the circle.
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Yeah, it feels bad. Feels bad. Let's go on that. I have a feeling Menachem probably calls back
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one. One thing I would say about Menockum is the fact that he doesn't have a good depth perception. Doesn't surprise me at all. No, the least surprising thing we've learned about Menachem.
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that was a pretty. Yeah, that was pretty good. That was impressive.
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This is Kevin Harlan, Angry Bobby's favorite announcer, pulling the hot take hotline. Bobby was thrilled to hear that it was windless and 66 degrees out in Pittsburgh on Sunday. Unfortunately, the Browns, on the other hand, were winless with just six points. When the Browns are victor, Happy Bob can rejoice. But this week, Angry Bobby was landlocked, experiencing an earthquake of emotions. Finally, remember this important lesson. One cheek equals two feet.
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I mean, so we got Menockham and Kevin Harlan. That's. That's the hot take hotline this week.
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We're learning a lot about Menockum today. Bad depth perception. Good singer. Great Kevin Harlan impression.
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That's all the hot takes.
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So, man, you like to say that Matt from Nashville is on a pedestal, but I want to tell you, I think man's the new favorite again.
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Consistent Angry
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Angry Bobby literally said last week that he was going to make time to call every week for from now on.
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Yeah, I call it.
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And. And now he's like, I'm not gonna. You know what? I'm gonna play that right now. I'm gonna play it just so we can remember. I'm gonna call in as much much as I can now. Yeah. Angry Bobby said he's gonna call every. Every week. He
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on, Angry Bobby.
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Mrs. Angry Bobby probably puts up with this nonsense all the time. She's probably like, he tells me this, and then he doesn't follow through.
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Mrs. Bobby's a saint.
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She is a saints. But. Yeah. So, Matt. Matt from Nashville.
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Off the pedestal. You and Angry Bobby are probably off gallivanting doing whatever you guys do. That's
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the problem. They're together.
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He didn't even talk about the game. It was just so pathetic and sad. It was. I'm not even gonna touch it.
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had a lot more to say. And Ronnie James was like, we're just not even. We're done. He's like, we're cutting it off.
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I. I just was so deflated. I was. It was like 37 minutes. Like, we usually. That's usually an hour show, easy. And it was 37 minutes.
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That's probably why I cut it off. I could see it in your eyes.
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We can't keep talking about this.
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Yeah, but we do want your hot takes. So please call into the hot take hotline. Remember, these are hot takes. We want hot takes. We
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want the hot take. 330-2278-0813302278081330227800813302278,
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081 call now. Not standing by. We'll put you on the air. And speaking of hot takes, it's time for Dug it with the Macho
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Fan.
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Not the way we wanted it. No one said it would be easy until. But we're going down to the Big Easy. We're gonna take care of our business by the bayou. So watch out, new Rolling Saints, because we're coming. We're coming, and we're not gonna play so nice. We're gonna come and we're gonna take care of our business. So you better watch it because the Browns are gonna flip it around. Oh, yeah. Let's go, Browns. Dit.
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Put my thing down, zip it and reverse it.
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Macho.
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Macho fan.
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According to the macho fan, we're gonna. We're doing a lot of. Everybody's coming. Everybody's
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coming in. We're gonna put our thing down, flip it in reverse.
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Everybody's coming for you.
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I' you're coming. We're all coming. It's coming, coming.
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I love the. I mean, one, I love Macho Fan and the fact that he gets us pumped every week. But two, I just love the, like, sequitur, non sequitur. Like, the things that he ties together that have literally nothing to do with each other.
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It's a true WWE promo. Like, it makes no sense. Like, do you. Have you ever listened to, like,
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Dusty Rhodes or
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Macho man or Macho or the Rock or anybody, Any sense?
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You're going to get 75% of my 35. Going to be 200%.
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those. Those promos are nowhere near as good as Macho Man. So. Macho fans. So, yeah, one more thing. Before the Browns brief, there's
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always one more thing. I feel like we need a segment.
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segment called in, called One more Thing.
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Okay. But we're not gonna have it right now. Right now, it's the Burning River Sportscast dog of the week.
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Speaker H: Doesn't matter, man. You gotta play tough people in the National Football League. You gotta be ready. And we gotta be the dogs that we are every time we step on there on Sunday and be ready to attack and don't stop until we're in that locker room.
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All right? We leave it up to our listeners to determine the Burning River Sportscast dog of the week. Each week on our live show on Sunday night, we each nominate a dog of the week Candid. From there, we turn it over to all of you on our socials to vote and make the final decision. Kenny, your nominee,
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Dakota Fanning.
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Harold Fanning, Jr. Bone, your nominee,
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Denzel Ward.
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And mine was Dylan Sampson. After the fan vote that was conducted on our socials, this week's Burning river sports guest dog of the week is Harold Fanning, Jr. I'm the only one that said that, right? You guys both said Fanning.
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Dakota Fanning, Jr.
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Yeah. 10 receptions, 154 yards. Harold Fanning, he's the leading receiver for the Cleveland Browns this year.
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Yeah, no joke. He's the best. He's the best weapon they have.
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We talk about the. The how good the young receiving core is in our leading receiver as a tight end.
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Yeah. Two years running. That's what. That's what happens. Because he's really good. And look, and it's nothing even against the. The rookie receivers. Right. They are good and they're going to be really good. I think, though, Denzel, Boston's fallen off a little bit of recent weeks, but, like, they're going to be fine.
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team. Yeah, he's been trash, but, like, those guys are going to be. But the fact of the matter is, Harold Fannin has a whole other year under his belt. So, like, he's seen and played more football than those guys. By default. He's going to be better. You
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what? And he is a really great weapon. Like, he's got good speed, he's got good hands. He's strong as I'll get out. Like, he should be a focal point of this offense. And the offense in the last couple of weeks has moved the best when it's run through Harold Fannin Jr.
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And you know what the craziest part about this is for Literally like three to four weeks. We were just like, why aren't we getting him the ball?
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Didn't like to throw him the ball. And
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mind you, we're in week nine, so we've only had eight games, and for about half the season, we were begging them to throw him the ball.
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I mean, the other thing is this right now with the play that you're getting out of Deshaun Watson, he has been wildly inaccurate downfield passing. So what is working is short, intermediate throws. And that's right where Harold Fannon's going to play. Like, I don't know why we are not. That. That isn't. The whole offense is like, how do we scheme open? Harold Fanning Jr. You don't mean to scheme. He's open anyway.
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He's open. He's always open. Like, all receivers say they're always open. This guy's literally
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always open.
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It is. That is the craziest thing, watching him. Like, you know, we. We love David Ninjoku when he was here, but legitimately, Harold Fannin is everything David Njoku is supposed to be. Like, he
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brawl. I got no coral with
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coral. David Joku, he was fine,
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but like, Harold Fanning catches the ball and just guys bounce off there, but he's keeping running.
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Harold Fannin has the potential to be a. A top probably five tight end in the league.
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David Ajoku had that his entire career here. Never. David
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and Joker had the potential to be a top. The top tight end in the league. Unquestionably just out of sheer athletic potential, But. But yeah, never again.
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We. We love. He got
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a lot of bad quarterback play in his
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time. Yeah. It's fair.
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Not that Harold Fanon's had good quarterback play, but.
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No, no but, yeah. So, Harold Fanning Jr. This week's Burning for Sportscast Dog of the week.
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Speaking of Dakota Fanning, what's your favorite Dakot Fanning role?
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Man on Fire.
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I know, I know, Bones. A big Dakota Fanning fan.
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That's a great impression. This is great. Is she here?
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I work on that voice.
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Kenny. What's yours?
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Bone Bone practices it all the time. You know, quite
honestly, I really love the Twilight series. Nobody likes Twilight but me.
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She was Twilight.
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She was one of the. What do they call them? The
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bad vampires.
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Yeah, the Illuminati vampires.
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I can't remember what they're called. Yeah,
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I'm just a sucker for that. That whole series that
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all checks out. My wife's gonna listen to this. She'd be like, you love Twilight. Twilight
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was like.
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That's like a running joke for her because if I pause at the TV when she has it on, she's like, you love Twilight.
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It was a. It was a bonding series for me and the wife back in the day. Yeah, it was one of those. That's
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word. We go. We watch them in the. In the theaters and,
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go home and get busy.
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It kind of like encompassed the. Like the probably end of our high school years. Right. Like through the beginning of college. So, like, we watched that whole series when we were like, becoming adults. So I think part of that is, like, just gets burned into your brain and through adolescence.
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Am I a werewolf? Am I a vampire? What would I be if I could be?
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I'm gonna go man on fire. Well,
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you're going to go with the same one as Bone.
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Come on.
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That's the best one.
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That's so lazy. That's lazy. Podcasting.
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War of the Worlds.
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No, I'm going man on fire.
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mean, he nailed it. You're an idiot.
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She. She's Signs Girl, right?
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they're doing the thing on tv. They're doing the thing. They're doing
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this Disney tv.
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Town Girls. I mean, you got Brittany Murphy and Dakota in one film.
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Brittany Murphy, R.I.P. gone Too Soon.
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She was. She was really something. Twilight is one of the few things that I will always turn on when it's on just the TV channels. Twilight, like if Twilight comes on or if we
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once a Brown podcast.
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Kenny Thunder has lost
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Hunger Games.
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Hunger Games.
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Hunger Games. And Twilight will always be turned on when it's on. Team
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Hunger Games. Way better than Twilight.
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All right, now we're on Hunger Games. When is it okay to let your kids read Hunger Games or read it to them?
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How old are your kids?
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they're good.
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I think our like pseudo adopted children are like, like 10, 11ish, and I think they're reading them.
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maybe you're older one and
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my kids mature themes. We
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Harry Potter and I'm like, I need a good series again to read with.
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Have you Read them the Hobbit?
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probably good with the older one would be pretty good. I
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them together at the same time. That's right. That's where it gets tough.
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I think the general rule of thumb is. Is when they're old enough to compete in the Hunger Games. Sure.
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Usually. It's a good point.
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That's true.
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Five. Yeah.
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Or maybe it was six. I don't know.
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Yeah, that's fair. I volunteer as tribute
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the
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moment. You can volunteer. Right.
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Anyways, we're still on
the dog of the week. Let's move this along. It's
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time
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for the Bone Zone.
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Bone Zone.
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That's right. It is time to enter the Bone Zone.
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Everyone's favorite segment.
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Y' all heard from me and Kenny on Sunday night after the game. This
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is
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the time for Bone to give his thoughts.
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Kenny, Thunder and Ronnie jam. Shut up. And Bone takes the stage.
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Somehow we end up talking a lot during this segment, but go on, Bone. Do your thing.
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Ah, well, I mean, what can I say? The worst thing I've seen since the Jacksonville game.
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I thought you were gonna say the Jackson 5.
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I thought you were gonna say the
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Jets 5 was great. That
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was the worst thing I've seen since the Jacksonville game.
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I mean, the jets game. They at least competed, you know, parts of the team. I just feel like this game. Zero. Part of the team besides Harold Fanning competed in this game. Did I say Fanning?
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I love that. It just. It just slips at it. Like.
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I cannot say
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it. It's always. You
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cannot not say it. But
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I always. I always just kind of
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like we've become numb to it. But
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I'm sure you guys already said it was hard to watch. It was. It was boring. They sucked. They got manhandled. A
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live show is 37
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minutes. Every aspect of the game. They got beat. Pittsburgh just destroyed them.
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Yeah.
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And
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they looked uninterested pretty much the entire game until the last, what, like 30 seconds?
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Yeah. They just never matched their intensity at all at any point.
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And it's not even like I could even be like desean. No, it was. The entire team looked terrible.
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Defense was bad,
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disinterested, weak. They look like boys. The other team looked like men.
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Were you disappointed in Jared Verse for talking about the Steelers being a dirty team and then getting body slammed on his head?
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No, I feel like the. The Nast national Media or whatever, local media made such a big deal about that, but it's
just. I wasn't.
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I thought that was pretty funny, and I'm a Browns fan, but I was like, oh, man, he got choke slammed.
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I do. I feel like it more like validates the fact that he was saying, like, that these guys take. This is what
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happens.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of. I never even saw the video. Honestly, I. I don't know.
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It's pretty. Well, he jumps up
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in
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the air to try and block a field goal or whatever he's doing,
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and
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the guy literally picks him up, turns him on his head and then throws him,
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drives him into the ground.
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Reverse suplex. Yeah,
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it was pretty wild.
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Like, tombstone pile driver.
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I don't know. It's the NFL. People talk as it happens every week.
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It's funny that. It really is funny to me that they talk about, like, bulletin board material in the NFL. Like, these dudes are paid millions of dollars. They don't give a. What you say. Like, they might. I know it was a rivalry, and they kind of talked back and forth afterwards and, like. But really it was the media that blew it up, and they're just responding to it. Like, they probably would have never heard of it if
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the
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media didn't ask him about it.
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Last thing I'll say, at the end of the day, we all picked them to lose. I think we all thought they were going to lose, but I thought it would have been competitive. It was not.
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Yeah, we all picked them to lose. Close. And they didn't. So,
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yeah, that was the most disappointing thing, was it felt like it was a game they should have been in. Like, the Steelers are. I'm not saying the Steelers are even a bad team. Like, they're pretty. They're a decent team. But it felt like it should have been competitive.
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I said they were fraudulent on Sunday after the game, and I actually am going to walk that back a little bit because the more I went back and watched a little bit more of the game and I've watched. I've just kind of caught up on some more of their stuff. The rest of the, like, from other games this season. Their. Their defense is pretty solid this year, and their offense is a respectable offense, at least. I mean, it's literally what the Browns want to be. You want to have a good defense with a respectable offense and that wins games.
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I feel like teams in the NFL have lost like this every single week this year, too,
where it's just like, what. Like what happened this week? Like, how does that happen in the NFL, where one week you're like, all right, this team played this good, and then the next week it's that. That. I mean, Atlanta lost in Atlanta, Mayfield completed three or through three passes. It was
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the first time ever, I think, that somebody completed zero pass,
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and they just got bodied the entire game by the running game, so.
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And then at same team, Atlanta beat the 49ers the week before that.
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Exactly.
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It's.
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It's a little bit like the college football mess we were just talking about. Right. Like, there's. There is good parity right now, and it seems like even the teams that you think are good are vulnerable at different points. So
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game plan. Right. And have good coaching or whatever it is that week,
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it definitely proves that while over the course of the season, it will play out and the good teams will be good, the bad teams will be bad. On any given Sunday, like, it's a cliche for a reason. It's any given Sunday, anything could happen. If the team puts. They're all professionals. If they put together the right game plan and execute, they can beat any team in the NFL.
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Well, and even going back to the Steelers, like, I know no one likes to talk any. Say anything nice about Aaron Rodgers because he's become a caricature of himself, but, like, he's having a ratchet, and he didn't particularly do anything in the Browns game, but up until then, like, he's had a good season.
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Yeah. Yeah. So there's the bone zone. Let's go ahead and get in the Browns brief.
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Thanks, Bone.
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Oh, yeah, no problem.
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All right. Kicking off the Browns brief this week. Audrick Estimate got cut by the Browns this week. It's okay. It's okay.
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Where'd
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he go?
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He found a new home. He was immediately signed by the Saints.
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Bone, what are your thoughts on this?
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He's probably gonna run for 150.
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I mean, we have trouble stopping
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instantly be promoted to the starter.
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Their starter's not hurt or anything, but he's gonna be the guy.
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They cut me.
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No, I think this was, like, one of, like. Like a classic case of, like, intel in the NFL. They were like, I
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wonder how much of that really happens? Like, one.
How much does Odric estimate really know? Because he was with the Browns for, like, two hot weeks.
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That's fair.
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And, like, two. Like, do they. Like, I wouldn't put it past anybody in the NFL. It's a highly competitive league, and we've seen teams literally cheat. But, like, the
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Browns only had him for two weeks. I'm just saying the Saints could have him for two weeks,
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too. And they're like, we
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got a roster spot. We're playing the Browns.
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The timing on this is suspicious. How much of that actually, I wonder, is, like, legitimate and, like, what are you actually getting out of a guy like that?
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Yeah, I mean, that's all fair. I mean, how much can you learn the entire playbook in two weeks, and they make you turn the playbook in and everything before you go. Any
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probably would have, I guess, something, right? Like, he probably has, like, their hot calls and stuff for, like, different things.
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Listen for this.
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And even the NFL, every little
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bit helps.
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And even formations that you like, you know, are going to be run plays. There's probably something you can get out of that. But
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do you think our offense has to change lingo, you know what I mean? Just because he may know it.
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I think you probably
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take down language to that check down.
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Probably have to take that precaution. Right?
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Yeah,
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I would imagine this is
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one of those times.
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Front offices watch. And this isn't a
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teaser because we don't have him today, but I wish we had our buddy John Hughes.
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Yeah, where's John Hughes when you need
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him? I'm gonna have to give him a call. We'll have to ask this question again next time we have him on.
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He's probably getting his own bikini wax.
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Ah. Because he knows yours is coming up and he wants to match,
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according to Macho Man. We're all coming up.
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We're all coming. All right, next up here, Deshaun Watson.
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That guy's pretty good.
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Has entered concussion protocol on Wednesday after reporting symptoms on Tuesday night. Shador Sanders is likely to start in the event that Watson cannot go on Sunday. Thoughts here, guys.
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Look, after the Steelers game,
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that was a very pregnant pause.
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Things were. Were pretty bleak, and people were feeling really bad about the Browns, and it felt like perfect
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opportunity to bail and lay on your couch for a while.
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There wasn't a lot to talk about. And then all of a sudden, this story falls in our lap. Couple things on this one. So, I mean, we all watched the hit. It was early in the game on desean.
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I know he got cleared. He definitely had a concussion.
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He got clocked. So one we know right now, if he's in the concussion protocol from the hit, that means he played entire game with a concussion. So I think the first thing is you start to call into question, like, even if he wasn't symptomatic on the sideline, you know, the guy played with a Head injury. The NFL can't be happy about this because imagine, like, worst case scenario, something happened to him, right? Like, and then it's like we put him back out there with a concussion or even after the fact, if something bad had happened to the Sean on Monday or Tuesday after the game, it's like, you guys let him play with a concussion. It's a bad look.
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Not good
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for the NFL. Secondly, the timing here is immensely convenient. One, coming out of a bad loss. Two, and I'm not accusing the Browns of circumnavigating rules or bending things to their. To their desire, because they would never do something like stash an extra quarterback on the roster and put him on IR just to keep him because they didn't want to cut him.
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No,
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they would never do something like
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that. Absolutely not.
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But as DeSean has continued to play kind of poorly, but the Browns keep winning and we get further onto the season and you start having questions and conversations about the reality of what we're going to do with Deshaun Watson. And I think the coaching staff probably has a much better idea after playing seven, eight games, what DeSean Watson could be in this offense. And you can't really justify just sitting Deshaun Watson, but if he can't play due to injury, you have an opportunity now to see Shador Sanders, and you might even be able to stretch that into a trial balloon of two weeks, three weeks before desean is fully cleared medically to play and at least get a window, at least get a glimpse into what Shador Sanders could do. It just. It's just very convenient timing, it feels like. And again, not saying that's what's happening here, but it does feel awful, awfully convenient because otherwise there's no justification for sitting Deshaun Watson at this point.
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Sure.
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So scenario number two for you is, could this possibly be where. Where the, the animosity, the trials are kind of mounting here, right. With the Steeler loss and how bad it was and everything. What if this was Deshaun Watson saying, you know, no symptoms all weekend long, he got cleared, no symptoms Monday, no sympt, Tuesday at practice. And then all of a sudden, Tuesday is like, I could go home and
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feel a little fuzzy.
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I could go home and collect a paycheck for a few weeks here.
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What do you think he thinks? Maybe I have enough tape put down this year?
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I don't think he cares. He's got his paycheck through the end of the year.
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Yeah,
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well. And I'm not. I. I guess I shouldn't
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say. Did you have to play a certain number of games this year to. Nope.
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It's all guaranteed. And I'm not saying that that's actually what happened. Let me. Let me be clear there. I know I kind of just did right there. But that's not what I'm saying. I
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agreed.
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What I'm saying is it's just another option out there. It' there's only one or the other. Right. Either.
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Can I throw a third scenario at you?
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And I'm not a doctor. Maybe he did have things start after.
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Let's be clear. None of us are medical professionals. Just in case anyone was wondering.
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Yeah. Just
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in case you were listening to the Burning river sportscast for health advice. We are not doctors. Can I throw a third scenario at you?
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Sure. See we're coming up with a bunch of them. At first you were like this is bad. But then now we got a bunch of scenarios. So. So
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trade deadlines approaching.
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True. Shut them
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down. DeShawn has played maybe well enough to be a candidate for someone else. That's a really quarterback needy team. Or also if you can get a two or three week look at Shador Sanders, at least a two week look here before the buy. Could you shop him if he looks good?
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Well trade deadlines Tuesday so you can't shop him
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well if he plays this week.
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Well yeah, but
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it. So yeah, you got. That's fair. You guys get one
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start to look at it.
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Yeah. I mean could you shop either one of those guys? I just think there's a lot of. There's a lot of questions around the timing here. So I don't know ultimately like who's going to start something.
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That's the biggest thing is it is very odd the timing of all of it especially the way it's come about where nothing Monday, nothing Tuesday. That I think I should go into. Well
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because it's almost a story that writes
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and they've left it completely open to the fact he might play on Sunday. We don't know. Nobody knows what's going to happen.
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I. I guess the fourth scenario is it could be gamesmanship. Hey, we don't you have to prepare for two quarterbacks.
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Are we at that stage like we're.
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Well the Saints signed dodric estimate. Maybe the Browns are playing their own game.
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40 chess, baby. We're back to being just like this Stefanski Browns 40 chess every week.
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I just think it's really interesting because how else were you going to get a look at Shador Sanders this year unless desean went down
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Which I think most people would have taken that bet. He would get hurt at some point and we would see Shador.
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Oh, we said it all off season. There's no way to show place the whole season. There's no way. There's no way.
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It's just very, very convenient.
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Speaking of all this, though, did you guys see Shador Sanders? Did you guys catch his interview when they. They were asking some questions about this? The. The one question that stuck out.
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Most awkward press conference of all time,
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which we'll get to a second. But the. The question. The one question that stuck out to me is they asked him, you know, when you go out there on Sundays, how do you get a rhythm as a quarterback? And he's like, you guys are asking me questions I never even thought of. Like, I. I don't know.
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They asked him a bunch of really dumb questions. One of the questions was, how do you think you've helped desean as a backup quarterback this year? And he was like. Like, I just think practically about how you would even answer that question. Right. Like, I'm a guy that's been in the NFL for a year and a half. DeSean's played in the NFL for 10 years.
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Yeah.
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Like, I can hand him a tablet.
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I. I haven't helped him.
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Like, I. And. And he was kind of like, I don't even know how to answer. He's. He kind of brushed it off as, like, I can't take credit for anything DeShawn's done. So I don't know what you want me to say. Like, just some really dumb questions. I
think Grossi asked him just in the middle of the press conference.
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That guy's a good.
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Why. If he could talk about why he had signed an agent now and didn't have one before, and Shador, like, rightfully put him in his place and was like, what does it have to do with the game on Sunday? I
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think there's been a couple of times he's put grossly in his place the last year and a half,
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which is, like, fair. It's a dumb question to ask, especially on. On the heels of the news that you might be starting Sunday.
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Yeah. Like, let's focus on something that happened two and a half weeks ago.
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Yeah. You're not preparing to be the backup Sunday. Now you are all of a sudden now preparing to be the starter, and you want to start asking questions about what I'm doing with my career. Like, what are we doing? We have a football game to play. Play.
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Oh, it's. That's A fair question. It's their job. They're just doing their job
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on a team that's won five games this year. I
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mean, if
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you're wondering where, like, the. Not
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like the season has already lost. If
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you're wondering where the Grosses and the Mary Kay Cabots of the world stand, just listen to the questions that they ask these guys. They serve up softballs to Deshaun Watson all the time, and then they come back with. With dumb like this for Shador. But they
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just
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try and trip him up and get a sound bite out.
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Well, and I think that's why he's reluctant to answer any of those questions. Why
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he's so awkward.
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And he kind of said, yeah. He was like, I'm just going to smile, cuz. Like, I don't know. He's like, yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Like, I can't answer. Because he knows everyone is looking for a sound bite because it's going to lead to clicks and downloads and views. And he doesn't want to be. He doesn't want. Like, to his credit, he's mature enough and has grown enough to know, like, he doesn't want to be that sound bite.
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Honestly, if you go back to his days in college, too, when he would interview every once in a while, like, he's always been kind of awkward in front of the camera. Like, he's not a very good interview, to be honest with you. It gives kind of weird answers. I think he's just kind of. His personality is a little bit silly. And I mean that just like, in general, like, he just kind of like, he's just like, yeah, whatever.
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Why shouldn't he be? He's 24 years old.
He's a quarterback in the NFL.
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No, and I'm not.
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And. And Dad's rich. Like, if nothing works out for him, like, he's never gonna go hungry.
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I'm not knocking it at all. I'm just saying, like, he has a level of. Of. Of. I don't know what I like carefree that I. I could never imagine. Like, I can't live that life. I just. I wasn't born, raised or whatever that, like, I just. I can't. Like. And
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you
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can't even imagine that.
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And you're not gonna get a paycheck this week for $712,000. No,
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not even close. No. Maybe $712
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whether you play or not.
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I don't know. Yeah, so. But that's what I'm saying. Like, and. And none of this is a Knock on Shador. I'm. I'm just saying, like, I. People harp on this stuff, and it's like, who cares? Like, he hasn't said anything wrong.
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Press conference, dumb questions. Bad. Just bad. Look, by the Cleveland media,
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we mentioned it a little bit here, but the trade deadline is next Tuesday, 11:10. The Browns are at the center of a lot of speculation specifically regarding two people, number one, Jerry Judy, maybe on his way out. The Browns are indicating that he's not. That they'd like to keep him as the number three. We've talked to about it a lot, that he's a great number three option, decent number two option, not a very good number one option. So he's. I think he's played well in his role this year. He's kind of kept his head down. He's. He's done, you know, hasn't caused any issues this year. I don't know that they're going to move on from him, especially because you're not really going to get a huge return for him at this point.
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I don't see any reason to move on for. From him unless he's
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only 27 people.
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Unless internally he was causing disruption that we're not seeing. Seeing. But I don't. I'm not here. I don't think the Browns would have said that
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way.
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I don't think the Browns would have publicly said, we don't plan on moving on from him. If he was causing issues, they would have said nothing.
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So I don't. I don't see Jerry Judy is. And honestly, look, you've got your top two options at wide receiver are both rookies, and one of them's wildly undersized. So the fact. The probability that one of those guys picks up some kind of lingering one
602
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that's wildly undersized. Already got hurt once.
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Yeah, the probability that one of those guys gets dinged up between now and the end of the year is probably pretty high. Jerry Judy is not a bad insurance policy for a week or two if one of those guys gets dinged up.
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Yeah, I agree with that. I think Jerry Judy's probably staying put. But still a lot of smoke around that name, so we'll see what happens. Where
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there's smoke, there's a burning river.
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See, now you're getting it. We got to add that to our taglines. And then the next one here is actually a pretty big one. Justin Herbert is apparently.
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Here we go down the rabbit hole.
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This started out as rumors everywhere. Like, like, just like fan rumors everywhere. It' gaining some Traction, apparently with the chargers being what, 06 now or 0 and 7 now, whatever they are, they. They may be ready to kind of blow everything up and start over. So Justin Herbert may actually be available. The trade speculation that's been surrounding him with the Browns is some variation of the Browns giving up one of their first round picks this neck this coming year and then another later pick either in 2027 or 2028. So I just want to see what you guys think about Justin Herbert in general. I mean, I can start this. College quarterbacks look like ass so far. What
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does ass look like?
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Not a good ass. Like a badass. Like they look like a badass. And I know what everybody
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knows. John Goodman's ass.
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Yeah, like
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80
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year old big guy ass. Like that's what they look like.
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Not Rihanna.
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No, Rihanna. Not. Not Rihanna. Yeah, they look like John Goodman's ass. And then you turn to like what is available as far as quarterbacks in the NFL and basically you've got older veterans as far as if you wait till free agency, you've got Shador Sanders on our roster. Deshaun Watson is not going to be here next year given the amount of money that we're going to have to pay him to be here, apparently. But I don't know, like, to me, Justin Herbert honestly seems if this is legitimate, and I'm not saying that it is, I don't know for sure, I don't have any sources that tell me that this is legitimate. But if this is an option and it takes one of our first rounds next year, which is. They're both going to be. I think right now we're projected at 14 and 19 is what the latest projections have us at. If that's where our picks are. Yeah, go ahead and throw one of those first rounders in a later pick the following year at Justin Herbert. I'm in.
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What did Jeffrey Simmons just get traded for?
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2 first. Wasn't
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it 2 first.
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Was it just 2?
Because I thought it might be.
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I think it was a. I think it was two firsts in a late round swap. Like, like a fifth for a seventh or something
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like that. Is Justin Herbert less valuable than Jeffrey Simmons?
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No.
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I mean, I guess that's my question is like I. This, this
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feels like,
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this feels like pipe dream to me that you could get him just by like swapping out one of your. Some of the other
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ones are saying two first rounders, but I just, to me, like, if it is two first rounders, like, that's kind of where I draw a Line, I'm probably not going with it because we have a lot of other thing, a lot of other needs where we could spend those picks. But I, I just think option wise, this is specifically where I'm coming from. Option wise. Justin Herbert's the best option of everything that I've heard, be it Shador Sanders, one of the quarterbacks in college or an older veteran in free agency next year to just have for two years.
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I, I would do it for two first rounders.
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You do it for two first rounders.
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But I also, I'm like, remember two years ago when they were like, oh, Trevor Lawrence is on the trading block. Jacksonville might be looking to move on from him. I would have done that then too.
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I like his voice there.
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That was also just fake.
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Fake news.
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Fake news.
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Yeah. And this very well made.
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I just feel like NFL teams don't move off of quarterbacks like this who, who have proven it in the league.
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There's not a lot of times
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where they don't come with all the baggage, like DeSean Watson.
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There's not a lot of team, not a lot of times where you get to 07 though.
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Sure. But I feel like he's already proven it in the league and he just, he doesn't have anybody. I don't know. His top option is Thad or lad or McConkey.
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Thad McConkey. He's just a fad.
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Imagine if we had Thad McConkey and Harold Fanning.
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Oh, man. Make it happen, Browns. Kenny, you've been oddly quiet. I gotta, I gotta list excited. I think I know where this is going, but I'm gonna let you, Let you say it.
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I don't, I don't hate the idea of Justin Herbert.
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I actually wasn't expecting that.
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What, what worries me is one, the draft capital that you'd have to give up. And I think we've seen in recent history now the way that giving up that draft capital has hamstrung this team. And all of a sudden it's like, wow, we're starting to build something again. And I think what you'd have to give up for him is a lot. And I also look at like his coaching staff now and I wonder if. Are you. Are we. Would we be putting him in a better situation? Because if he's not successful in the one that he's in, I don't know that I see a lot changing once he gets here. You know, put him behind a poor offensive line, give him some good young receivers, but no running game. Like, let him get sacked eight times a game. Like is, is he going to throw for 5,000 yards? Is he going to win 11 games? I have a hard time believing that those things come to fruition. I think this team needs to continue to invest up front. Not sure we've figured out the running game and what we're going to if we need to maybe add it back somewhere along the and I don't think that Justin Herbert is good enough to overcome those things on his own. So I think you pay a tremendous price for something that maybe doesn't fix the problem.
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To back up some of what you're saying, the Chargers right now have the 13th ranked defense. The Browns have the 14th ranked defense. So like to your point, like they have pretty much just as much as the Browns have as far as help around them. Obviously like Bone said, there's probably not as many weapons on offense. I'm looking up the offensive. I
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mean let's, let's rewind the clock to January of this year. If you would have told me we could have had Harbaugh and Mike McDaniel here to run this team, would you have, would you have signed up for that?
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Yeah,
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probably.
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I don't know. I don't really like hardball. I mean I know Harbaugh's a
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goofball, but like as a football coach he's been pretty successful at every level. Like I would think
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until things start to go south and then he leaves and runs.
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Well, true, I guess until he gets caught cheating.
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Yeah. See
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but I, but I think if you would have asked probably 10 Browns fans in January of this year, if you want Mike McDaniel and Harbaugh here to run this organization like you probably would have had nine or 10 out of every all the Browns fans
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to further supplement your claims, they have a better run game than the Browns by a decent amount. They rank 18th as far as rushing in the league. Browns are 24th. The only thing that they're worse at is passing right now because of the lack of weapons that he has to throw to. So I don't know like I don't know, better situation or worse.
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And look again, we all feel really good about our young wide receiver core. But let's bear in mind like the season is long. Denzel Boston started strong and hasn't done a lot since Casey's already been banged up. Not that either of those guys are busts or they're not going to be good. I am optimistic about both of them but you know, it's not like they're bonafide all pros.
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I understand building the team and everything and we're going in the right direction here. I guess the biggest question for me and the reason why I would say I would absolutely do this in a heartbeat. I actually, as we're talking about this now and thinking about it more Bone, I'm with you. I would give up two first rounders for him right now. Because if you tell me
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you're all in.
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Yeah, I actually am. Because if you tell me we have Justin Herbert going down the stretch this year, I actually feel fantastic about our team. I think the running game gets better. I think. I think the passing game gets significantly better because for the simple fact that he does have more weapons here as far as receiver and that takes pressure off the running. And right now we can't throw the ball. Like, we can't. Like. DeSean's had two games where he's thrown the ball decently. This last one was mostly in the end of the first fourth quarter. Before that, he didn't really do much. I just think it makes the offense that much more dangerous. Couple that with the defense being solid and it's literally what we just talked about a little bit ago with the Steelers. Steelers or we're going to be talking about, I guess. But anyway, it's. It's exactly what the Steelers are right now, what the Browns really want to be. You have a solid defense and you have a decent, solid offense. I mean, like your, your defense is in the top 10 to 15 and then your offense can play well enough to score points. And that's a recipe for success in the.
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Here's my final question mark. I know everybody's high on Todd Monken right now because he's won five games to start the year.
663
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If he could win five games with DeSean Watson, he could win more with Justin Herbert.
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What if they don't win another game for the rest of the year? I mean, are we sold that Todd Monken is the guy that's going to lead this team for the next three to four years? Because if you're telling me we're going to give up what we're going to give up to go get that guy, we better damn well have our shit figured out so that, like, Justin Herbert is working with the same team. Because you're telling me if you go get a guy like Justin Herbert, then you see a window right now, a window to win right now. And I'm not convinced that Todd Monken is the guy that's going to win with this team long term. It's not to say he can't be, but I think you
better pre be pretty damn sure.
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That's fair. That's fair. I'm come. I'm just coming at it from. We have Justin Herbert the rest of the season. I like. I like where this is going, going. So Bone,
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I don't know. I guess we got to wait and see how the team responds this week. You know, after getting boat race against the Steelers just like. Just like they did in Jacksonville, I was like years over and then
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year
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wasn't over, didn't lose. The team I think we talked about before was pretty impressive at the time.
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Yeah.
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Let's see what happens. I. Yeah,
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that's fair. That's fair. That'll do it for the Browns. Brief, though. Let's go ahead and get into the division roundup. All right. This week for the division roundup, Cincinnati escaped with a win over the Titans 43 to 36 in overtime.
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It was a close one.
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It was. They have no defense.
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Yeah,
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yeah. We were all right, though. We said Cincinnati would win. Next up, Baltimore got humped by the Bills 36 to 2:10. We'll get to their quarterback situation and around the NFL, but they are in big trouble this season. Big, big, big trouble.
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T R O U B L E.
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That's right. We were all right on that one. And then Cleveland got on by the Steelers 276 and we were all right here. We. We thought it'd be closer, but we were right on the
678
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outcome. Succinct.
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Yeah. Nobody picked the correct score. And so for the AFC north standings are as follows. Pittsburgh is on top at six and two, Cincinnati five and. And five and is it five and two because they had a bye week. So five and two in second place. Cleveland's in third place at five and three and Baltimore
680
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dwindling fast.
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They're in last place and back down to 500 at four and four. Current king of the north standings, Bone and Kenny still tied on top at 17 and 9. We all went all in three and oh this week in case anyone didn't catch that
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coming up.
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And then I'm trailing at 13 and 13, but I did make it back to 500. So that feels. Feels good.
684
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I've been there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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yeah. Every time. Almost every time you've lost, though, you finished well under 500. So.
688
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Yeah. Your mom.
689
01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:07.000
Thank you. I got somebody with that in our comments this week. He got him
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good.
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I don't even remember what he said, but he told me something. I said, your mom.
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He was like he commented on the macho fan post. Like he was calling out macho fan for like doing a promo for the Browns game. And he was like this aged one. Well,
693
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and I said just like your mom. It's
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like his shtick. He does it every week.
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And he said, and he said back to me, I can see that you guys are a low level of intelligence by this comment. And I said, just like your mom.
696
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I mean you literally commented on the one part of the show that is, is literally just fun, light hearted and has no analytical or like material basis.
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Idiots. And
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you were like, oh, good take. Yeah, it's just a hype video, man.
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Steelers fan hands. He's
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the worst.
701
01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:53.000
Yeah. Talk
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about low iq.
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01:00:55.000 --> 01:00:57.000
Yeah. Let's take a quick trip around the NFL.
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Room temperature.
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It was a sick burn.
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I'm Bernie Sanders over here.
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All right. First
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bad night for the Republicans.
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Oh, let's not go there. First up in around the NFL Lions. Jack Campbell was taken to the hospital after scary hit on Sunday that left him with no feeling or movement in any of his extremities. Since then he has taken a social media to announce that he has regained feeling and movement in his lower extremities. He said they need to wait and see if he will what level of movement and feeling he will get back in his upper extremities. He's still hoping to make a full recovery. But Campbell, in case anyone doesn't know, all pro selection last season after becoming the first NFL player in seven years to have 150 plus tackles and at least five sacks and three forced fumbles. So you know, this guy was very early in his career. I think he's only in his third, fourth year and just terrible, terrible injury to have happen to somebody.
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01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:29.000
Yeah, it was, it was definitely a frightening video to watch. Anytime somebody goes limp like that. Real concern. Not related to Jack Campbell, but did you guys see the was a Spanish soccer player that died.
711
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Yeah. Meat in the chest.
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Yeah. I don't know what they call that. Not really a slide tackle in soccer but like. Yeah, like.
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Well, it was just a collision. It was, it was, it, it was essentially an accident. They were both going
for the ball.
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It was pretty aggressive though.
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And, and the guy got kneed in the chest. Cardiac arrest
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right there on the, on the pitch. I mean just super rare that something like that happens. Terrible.
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Yeah. But yeah. So you know, thoughts with Jack Campbell. Hopefully he makes a full recovery, football aside at this point just for recovery and he's able to, to get back to, to normal life.
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I mean, I think the. The terrible part about these stories, too, is just the impact to the game as well. Like, we've had now Ryan Shazier. J. Okay. Now Jack Campbell. Like, every time something like, something serious like this happens, I think everybody kind of takes stock. Like, do I want my kids playing this game? Like, it's. It's bad for. For the game. It's. It's. It's scary. I think it's just. Just really unfortunate when this kind of stuff happens because no one. No one. One. You know, you put your body on the line for your team, but no one thinks about it like you're gonna die or have some kind of really serious injury doing it.
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And you can protect all. You know, there's ways to lessen the chance of things like concussion. We've talked about cue collars, we've talked about the skull caps, whatever they have, but you can't really protect your neck. And just the way it compresses when you're hitting somebody if you happen to catch them right on the top of the crown of your helmet, so.
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And truthfully, like, even when we were playing, like, there really weren't any. There wasn't any stories like that, at least not that that I was aware of when I was playing.
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We may have been blissfully. Yeah.
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Just, like, it was never something that even crossed my mind. Like, it was always just a game we played from the time we were little.
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Yeah. No, I totally agree. But, yeah. Praying for. For a full recovery for Jack Campbell. Next up here. Cardinals have named Gardner Minshew their starter at the time of the announcement. Brissette was then relegated to QB3. And this all comes after Gardner Minshew replaced Jacoby Brissette mid game against the Cowboys and led the Cardinals to a come from behind 33 to 30 victory. And Brissette will become important here in a minute. But what do you think about Gardner Minshew taking over for the Cardinals?
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When it rains, it pours out there. I think I saw Jeremiah Love just got moved to the IR too. So, yeah, I mean, they're in a really unfortunate place. Look, we've been there as Browns fans. Like, it's
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not
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good, not fun when that stuff happens. I mean, I don't know what they're doing with Gardner Minshew. Like, Gardner Minshew is one of those guys that, it feels like always puts up a lot of, like, stats but never meaningful ones and doesn't win a lot and just can't really catch on anywhere. So I can't imagine that'll be long lived out there. But good for Gardner for now, I guess. You
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mean he's not the future?
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I don't think so. I don't think he's anyone's future.
729
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Has he got a mean stash going still?
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I haven't seen him in a minute, but he always did have a mean stash. Got copied pair.
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Yeah, you look like a cop. Next up here. The Ravens lost not one but their top two quarterbacks for the season this week. Lamar Jackson's, I guess, is speculation. They said he's going to miss significant time. When asked if he will miss the rest of the season, Jesse Mentor said, we'll see. Which typically means yes.
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Yes.
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On top of that, Snoop Huntley. Snoop found out that his turf toe will require surgery. That will end his season.
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Dreaded turf toe
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sucks, man. And so they immediately traded
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for
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Jacobe Brissette. So. Which actually I think is a really good fit for the Ravens. I think that this will. Not that they're going to be good the rest of the season, but this will mitigate a lot of the big issues. Just because he plays a similar style to these two guys. Obviously not nearly as athletic as either of them, but he still plays a similar style and can run the offense the way that. Pretty much the way they were running it beforehand.
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So. Well, yeah. I mean, look, anytime you lose your top two options at quarterback, who's
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the guy that they even had planned for him?
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Joe Feniano,
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of course.
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Rookie from.
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Everybody knows that guy.
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Rookie from Yukon. Like they were going to be like, it's, it's, it's bad for them. Right. Like things aren't good. It's bleak. But it would have been way more bleak if Joe Fagnano is your quarterback.
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Yeah. Not good. I mean, as Brown fans that actually, not that you want people to get injured, but it's like, thank God somebody else in the AFC north is going through this because that
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was going to be my, my final point on this was just like, you know, you never want anybody to get hurt. But for a team to be in turmoil, believe me, no tears shed for the Baltimore Ravens. Like, I
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love
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to see them struggle.
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It does give me a little bit of pause, though. We got to face him again this year and they've got Jacoby Brissette now who. Not a bad quarterback.
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It's kind of like in that Gardner Minshew territory. I guess that's kind of why they were the options for the Cardinals. But Jacoby is. Has always been very.
751
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How many journeyman quarterbacks can we get on our team.
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He's always been very steady. His just ceiling is so limited. It's like he.
753
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We talked about this often.
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He's so
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good. His ceiling is slightly above average. NFL quarterback.
756
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Yeah. Like, he's a good backup. He's a good backup and. But that's unfortunately all he is because. Because truthfully, he's like, a really good dude. Like, he was here for a minute. I think I always appreciated the things he had to say. Seemed like a good
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well for the
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Browns.
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I've always kind of felt like the year that Baker had that hurt shoulder, if they would have just sat him and played Jacoby.
760
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Yeah.
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Probably would have won a few more games and went to the something.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I always liked Jacoby. I just. He's. He's. He's woefully inadequate, unfortunately.
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Woefully.
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As far
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as adequate
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as far as a starter goes.
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Yeah.
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Next up, Kirko. Change was Kirko Chains was back this week on the Raiders flight to Las Vegas. You like that? Yeah. I don't know if you guys saw the pictures. He was literally just. They. They had him in his little, like, pod on the private jet or whatever he had and just covered in all the chains from the entire team. So we mentioned this before. It's probably his chains because he's got the best agents in the game, makes
771
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a lot of money.
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Yeah. He always makes really nice
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chains.
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Like, do you think that's been the. The, like, whole goal, his career? He's like, guys, I
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want to buy.
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I'm not a. No, I'm not a legitimate. Like, I'm not the guy. But get me as much money as you can with every team I ever play with.
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He's the best survivor I've ever seen because again, like, he's never going to be a top five guy, top ten guy, but, like, he keeps places. He keeps finding places to play and. And start in the league. He's not terrible. He's a little like Jacobe Brissette and like, he. He's just good enough. You
778
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like? That is one of the quotes of all time. Doesn't make a
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ton of mistakes, but he's also just not exciting to watch.
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It's also just kind of not excited to listen to. But. But you like, that was one of the best quotes ever.
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He's just. I
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think it's especially because it came from him, who's mostly quiet all the time, and he's just, like, kind of awkward in. In interviews. I
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might.
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That's what he came back
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I might be the only person that plays this game in my head, but sometimes I just wonder, like, if they weren't playing NFL football, what would they be doing? And I kind of see Kurt Cousins as like, I don't know, like a kindergarten teacher.
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Yeah.
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This is a segment in the show. Like, let's just pick a player every week. And you're like, this is what he would be doing if he was in the NFL.
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Who's going to be the Kirk Cousins of our two quarterback draft class?
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Or we. I thought you meant we were taking two quarterbacks in this draft. I think. I don't, I don't. I think it's apples to apples. I don't know that anybody is on Kirk's level.
790
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No.
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Yeah, I don't. I don't think we have Kirk.
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Kirk Cousins is. He's. He's one of one.
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Because in order to have a Kirk, you'd have to have an RG3. And who's
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our
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RG3?
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We don't have one of those
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trying to be the next coach of Baylor. You know, he has been out of the league for years.
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Yeah,
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Kirk's still out there just slinging it and making money wearing chains.
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RG3 does have a lot of hot takes. Takes.
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He has hot takes every day.
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He should call the hot take outline.
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He should. Finally, in our quick trip around the NFL, the slumping Eagles are turning to Joe Milton at quarterback, moving on from Tanner McKee. The Eagles are in really bad shape now.
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The league's kind of in bad shape, man. At the quarterback position. Like, I don't know.
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The Eagles are open to trading Saquon right now. Like, that's how bad it
is.
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I mean, you go back to that draft draft of like Josh Allen. I think that was Lamar Jackson, like bigger Mayfield, like, it seemed like, like the next phase, next round of like good quarterbacks was coming and then like, man, it seems like they've just fallen off.
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They're not good.
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Like
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quarterback play in general is down. We. We talked about this off air too. You know, gone are the days where you have like the Tom Brady's, the Peyton Mannings, the Patrick Mahomes. Like, I know Patrick Mahomes still playing, but Drew Brees, all these guys throwing thousand yards every season. Like that doesn't happen anymore.
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Justin Herbert did once,
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it sounded like, it seems, it really did seem like that was just been going to become the norm. Like, like quarterbacks just throwing 5,000 yards every season
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seemed like defenses couldn't stop them.
813
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And now all of a Sudden,
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now you can't do it at all. No one's even good.
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Like, who would. Who would have thought that too high safety was the key to just shutting quarterbacks down non stop?
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Like, what's interesting is the, is the, the gap between the best quarterbacks in the NFL and the worst, like, has gotten substantially scored smaller. It feels like.
817
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Yeah.
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I mean, Sam Darnold won a Super Bowl.
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Well, I mean, let's just continue with this conversation. As much as we say Deshaun Watson isn't doing anything special this year and this is
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five games.
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Well. And this isn't an endorsement for Deshaun Watson, I still think he's not playing that well. Statistically, he's playing better than Patrick Mahomes right now.
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Yeah.
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So, like I don't know. And nobody's. Nobody has any questions on how good Patrick Mahomes is.
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Yeah. I mean, he's got the rings to prove it, so.
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But I'm just saying, to your point, like, the gap between top and bottom is much smaller than it ever was.
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So many more bottoms than there used to be.
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Yeah. So many bottoms. Bones
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about them.
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Speaking of bottoms, Kenny, you know what it's time for?
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I don't know.
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It's time for another interview in our Browns backers interview series. I
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don't know where this show went.
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What do you say we interview you? All right. Yes. That's a sometimes useful exercise. Please put your hand down. Go ahead. How much money do you make a year before taxes? I'm actually not comfortable answering that. Come on, we're doing the interview now, not you.
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All right. For this Brownsbackers interview, please help me. Welcome. Hailing from Juana's Pagoda in Navarre Beach, Florida, president of the Navarre Beach Brownsbackers, Anthony. Anthony, Thank you so much for joining us today. How are you?
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I'm doing great. Doing great.
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Good, good. So tell us a little bit about the. Lost my spot here. Tell us a little bit about the Navarre Beach Browns backers.
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Well, Navarre Beach Browns backers started in 2015 in a dive bar on Navarre Beach. It was a wanted yet and we just had our 10 year anniversary last year and basically Davar Beach Brownsbacker started before that, around 2020 when I was the. I used to go to the bar and they used to throw me in a corner. I always used to ask them if when I wanted to watch the Browns game what team the Browns were playing. So they would turn on the TV thinking because nobody even knew about the Browns down here. And then it grew. Then we were at a Dive bar up on the mainland and we grew and that place got closed down. The owner had a little tax problem. Then we,
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that's a nice way to put it.
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We moved onto the beach, that's where Juana's was. And we weren't really receptive because the owner, owner is a Pittsburgh fan. So. So anyways, but when our members started growing, we have like 150 members right now. And we would get the, we're near an Air force base, so we get. Air Force would come in from like all over the world and I would be getting a call or an email and they're going, hey, you guys watching the Browns game? We go, yeah. And so then people just started showing up and we had our 10 year anniversary last year and usually for the Pittsburgh games we have a, a big dog hot dog party. That's what we call it. And we give away prizes and stadium mustard. They. Otis. We always get a case of stadium mustard. So everybody likes that. And we have a hot dog. So stand. And that's always a lot of fun. We, we, we don't charge anything to join. And then when we have parties, it's just if anybody wants to pitch in, the reason is, is that we have, because we're a military area, we have like some Vietnam vets, golf war vets and stuff like that. And they would, they would come in and they enjoyed the. Watching the game and so. And you know, you know, some of them are, they're not, you know, they're, they, they're on fixed incomes. And so, you know, so hey, just come on in there. Juan gives us some specials there, which is really, really nice. And like he always tells us he's the, he's a
Browns fan until we, we play Pittsburgh. So last.
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Everybody has bad days.
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So last. So last for the Pittsburgh game we had the big dog hot dog party. We had a really big turnout, A lot of fun. Gave away prizes. Yeah, of course we lost, but the party was. It's always great. Everybody comes in a lot of local. We got a lot of people moving into Florida, as you probably know, and we're located up in the panhandle, so it's, it's more of more southern Alabama like that.
842
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Nice. And you guys, you, you mentioned people pitching when they can. Is there any charities that you guys are involved with or anything?
843
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Well, yeah, yeah. Toys for Tots. And matter of fact, is the girl that runs the Toys for Tots has the military come there? And we get pictures with the military with the Browns, you know, giving away toys Other. Other small local charities, if somebody needs. Needs something done, we'll have a 50, 50 drawing especially. Well, you know, we do have beach injuries, and with the locals, if we know them or if somebody asks us, we'll have a 50, 50 drawing. Basically, they're just 50, 50. We don't have a big, big thing happen. Mardi Gras parade, that's going to be a charity setup. We're going to have a Navarre Beach Brownsbacker float for the Mardi Gras parade, which we have one on Navarre beach in Florida, which is very big. Last. Last year we had about a million people down here, so that's going to be the first year. So looking for volunteers and anybody who wants to come on down, just look up Navarre Beach. Go on Brownsbackers worldwide. Look up Navarre Beach Brownsbackers. You're all welcome. And we have
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lots of jambalaya and gumbo being served.
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Oh, yeah.
846
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Nice. And.
847
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And crawdads.
848
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Nice,
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Nice.
850
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A lot of beer.
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So you said you're. You're panhandle. I was trying to place where Navarro. So that's near, like, Gulf Shores area, is that right?
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That's. That's. It's east of Gulf Shores by east of Mobile, east of Pensacola.
853
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Okay, so Pensacola is probably the military area.
854
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Yeah. And then Fort Walton beach
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in
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between Naval Air Station and Herbert Field and Eglin.
857
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I apologize if I missed this because I was trying to place where Navarre was, but
858
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nobody knows Navarre. The hurricane. The hurricane hit us. That's what we're doing now. We're. And they're saying it hit Destin and hit Pensacola. No, it hit us.
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We're
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still. We're still cleaning up.
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Oh,
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that's another thing, too. Yeah, we do. We. We with you talk about charity stuff. We help. Help with the cleanup.
863
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Nice.
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Very nice. So I apologize I missed this, but how did you become a Browns fan? And did you. Were you from here and then moved there, or did you grow up down there?
865
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I. I grew up in. Oh, I got stories about. Oh, the Browns. I. I've been going to the Browns since late 60s. I. I'm from Cleveland, Ohio, originally from Richmond Heights, which is a suburb. Went to school then. Cleveland, Ohio. I lived on 100, 185th and Lakeshore Boulevard down there. And we. We go back all the way to, you know, it wasn't. It was like, for the bleacher seats. It was 10 bucks for the bleacher seats. You know, and the. Back then, we're a lot of wheeling a light little pony, kegs and stuff like that. And behind, down in the flats, we used to have our tailgate parties. We'd get there in the morning and the girls used to come out from Caesar Circus. Back then, that's what it was called. And, you know, party with us.
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So you
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do got
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stories.
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Yeah, I could tell you about going across the railroad tracks and. And then they locked us until we couldn't go. Then we used to cut the bolts. Used to hide bolt cutters there to cut. Go across. And then, well, the cops knew us, and we used to go we. Right where the bleacher seats in. And this was before we were called the dog pound. And I think they were like 10 bucks a piece. 5 or 10 bucks. Nobody would go there. And then we'd be sitting there and, you know, and drinking, having fun. And then I was there when. When Hanford Dixon called us the dog pound. And then the dog food started flying. And it was funny for a while, but then it. Then it got pretty crazy. And then. Then. And then the. Then the. They raised the prices on the. Oh, I could tell. Then they stopped letting us bring in beer. And that
870
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was the first thing to go. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah. And then. And then they put cameras up there. And then that's when we had toilet paper. We're nailing the cameras. You remember wrist rackets?
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, I didn't have one when I was little, but I remember hearing about them.
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Well, you know, you hit the. And then we hit the cameras with the toilet paper. But anyways. But anyways, then those. Well, you know, then. Then they got crowded, got expensive. Then we. We got season tickets. The top roll, top row, right above the. In the State Stadium. The old stadium above the dog pound and that. And that's a whole nother thing we had. We had TVs hanging so we could see the instant replay. And we put Visqueen over the vents in the back because it used to freeze during the winter, you know, Used to freeze. So they let us leave the Visqueen there, and then we would put it over there so we wouldn't get the draft. Then we had the beer guy. He would just sit there, watch the game. We'd buy his beers.
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Nice.
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Yeah.
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Guaranteed to sell out every game. That's
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awesome.
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Oh, yeah. Two times.
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She's like, hang on, it's half time. I gotta go get a refill.
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Yeah, exactly. But, you know, and then one thing. When I. When I moved. I moved down there about 25 years ago. Go. But one thing I wish I did before they Tore down the stadium was. Take a picture of. They had a sign. They had a sign saying no bottles. What was it? No bottles, no cans, no dog bones. They had a sign up there that we couldn't bring in. I wish I got a picture of that. I wish I got the sign.
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Apparently, nobody listened to that during Bottlegate, but, you know, that's a whole other story. No, those are stories the other day. It sounds like you have a ton more. I wish we could get to all of them.
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Yeah.
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But I do need to ask you. I mean, obviously the game this week is against New Orleans. Obviously, you've already basically said that your. Your Marty Gr. Party is better than theirs. So with that being said, who's winning the game this week?
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I always go with the Browns by three.
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You always go with them by three or you always go with them in this? I'm going with
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Cincinnati because we're going to win by three with a F. Field goal.
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01:24:53.000 --> 01:24:59.000
Nice. So what's the. What's the final score then? Obviously, we're winning by three, but what's the final score?
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It's going to be low score. Oh, that. Well, that's right. Watson isn't playing. He has a concussion.
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Yeah, we don't know yet. Nobody knows what's happening. He's just in concussion protocol.
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Okay. All right. Well, I. I just read that. I just read it.
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He is in concussion protocol. We just don't know what. Oh, that's right.
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Concussion protocol. Concussion protocol. Right. Okay, then I'm gonna. I'm gonna Change it. I'm gon 6. 18. I'm gonna go 21. 24. Browns 24, 21.
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I like us.
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Right? So is that a last second field goal or is that.
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Yep. Cardiac kids.
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Schmidt does it again.
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I could tell you about. I could tell you about those stories.
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I.
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I believe you could.
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And we'll. We'll have to have you. If we had time, we would go over all of them. We'll have to back on because we definitely want to talk about some of these stories.
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One more. Real quick thing. The best game in the 80s with KAR, when they kicked Pittsburgh's ass. 0, 48, 0. Browns shut them out.
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That would feel good.
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Those were the days.
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Maybe one day. Maybe one day.
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01:26:16.000 --> 01:26:17.000
Yeah, one day.
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But listen, Anthony, hey, thank you so much for being on with us today and telling us the Navarre Beach Browns back. And if we're ever down there during a game, we're definitely gonna stop by and grab a beer. Oh,
907
01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:30.000
yeah. Oh,
908
01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:35.000
yeah. And then who knows, maybe for May you know, maybe one of these Mardi Gras will be able to get down there. It's 80
909
01:26:35.000 --> 01:26:36.000
degrees. Cleveland
910
01:26:36.000 --> 01:26:38.000
Brown's float,
911
01:26:38.000 --> 01:26:39.000
you say it's 80 degrees today?
912
01:26:39.000 --> 01:26:41.000
It's 83.
913
01:26:41.000 --> 01:26:42.000
I might have to go down this weekend.
914
01:26:42.000 --> 01:26:45.000
Yeah,
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01:26:45.000 --> 01:26:57.000
a lot. A lot of them are going over. They're driving over to Mobile for the. Or New Orleans for the. They're going to the game over at the stadium there in New New Orleans.
916
01:26:57.000 --> 01:26:58.000
Nice.
917
01:26:57.000 --> 01:26:58.000
Yep.
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01:26:58.000 --> 01:27:00.000
Now, that's a party.
919
01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:01.000
There's
920
01:27:01.000 --> 01:27:07.000
no party like a Navarre beach party, though. That's exactly. But again, Anthony, thank you so much for joining.
921
01:27:07.000 --> 01:27:22.000
You're welcome. We're the Navarre Beach Browns backers, and we're listening to Burning Rivers Sports cast.
922
01:27:22.000 --> 01:27:25.000
Good time talking to Anthony from the Navarre Beach Brownsbackers, huh,
923
01:27:25.000 --> 01:27:27.000
Anthony? He
924
01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:28.000
has so many stories.
925
01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:28.000
All the stories.
926
01:27:28.000 --> 01:27:30.000
I wish we could have listened to all the stories, but
927
01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:31.000
there
928
01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:32.000
was too many of them.
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01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:47.000
I think that's probably one of the best things that's come out of the Browns backers interview series is just getting to hear from so many people from all over, like, their path to where they ended up and how they became Browns fans, and just some of the stories and memories that they have. It's been a whole awesome.
930
01:27:47.000 --> 01:27:49.000
Clevelanders move everywhere, man.
931
01:27:49.000 --> 01:27:52.000
Ain't nobody want to stay.
932
01:27:52.000 --> 01:27:54.000
I mean, some people want to stay. I
933
01:27:54.000 --> 01:28:00.000
mean, look, it has. It has its perks. Lower cost of living. There's very few venomous things that can kill you.
934
01:28:00.000 --> 01:28:03.000
That's true. Not a lot of natural disasters.
935
01:28:03.000 --> 01:28:07.000
Natural disasters? Yeah. I mean, you get the occasional hurricane. It tears through, or the microburst
936
01:28:07.000 --> 01:28:09.000
hurricane season was over,
937
01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:25.000
but you don't have some of the other things that other places have. Have, so. But in return, you get lots of flatland and cornfields, lots of cityscape. Like, just gray. Just unexciting things.
938
01:28:25.000 --> 01:28:26.000
Fair. Okay.
939
01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:27.000
Lots of gray skies.
940
01:28:27.000 --> 01:28:33.000
Gray skies. We're actually, like, number two in the nation as far as cloudy days.
941
01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:36.000
I think that's why so many millennials paint their houses gray,
942
01:28:36.000 --> 01:28:38.000
because all they saw was gray.
943
01:28:38.000 --> 01:28:39.000
The only palette that we were familiar with.
944
01:28:39.000 --> 01:28:41.000
Look at that sky. Gray
945
01:28:41.000 --> 01:28:43.000
again. Everything. Is the
946
01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:44.000
inside of my house that color?
947
01:28:44.000 --> 01:28:45.000
Yeah.
948
01:28:45.000 --> 01:28:46.000
My house is gray.
949
01:28:45.000 --> 01:28:47.000
Your house is real gray. I don't like it.
950
01:28:47.000 --> 01:28:48.000
Yeah,
951
01:28:48.000 --> 01:28:49.000
I don't like your house.
952
01:28:48.000 --> 01:28:51.000
We painted it that way intentionally.
953
01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:52.000
Idiots.
954
01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:52.000
Because of the gray.
955
01:28:52.000 --> 01:28:55.000
Because the gray. Yeah.
956
01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:56.000
Mr. Gray.
957
01:28:56.000 --> 01:28:58.000
Every new build looks like that inside.
958
01:28:58.000 --> 01:29:00.000
It does. It's the worst McDonald's.
959
01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:01.000
What's. What's a
960
01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:02.000
better. What's a
961
01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:17.000
better color? Like what. What's the. What's the modern color? Like, what's the modern millennial gray? Because I. Because I feel like the gray is starting to fall out of favor, but because like, that was from probably. Probably 2005 to 2020, like, every new build was gray inside.
962
01:29:17.000 --> 01:29:31.000
I just think that people are starting to really consider color palettes more. So you get a lot more of, like, the warmer tone. Like, like, we're going back to, like, some of the warmer tone beiges and, like, gray. But, like,
963
01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:33.000
some of that stuff aged so poorly. Like, I
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01:29:33.000 --> 01:29:40.000
mean, I agree. I don't think there's anything that's, like, foolproof. The only thing. The only thing that stands the test of time typically is, like, white and, like, pure oak.
965
01:29:40.000 --> 01:29:41.000
My kitchen growing up,
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01:29:41.000 --> 01:29:42.000
pretty much, it
967
01:29:42.000 --> 01:29:45.000
was yellow and red. It was like a damn McDonald's inside.
968
01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:47.000
Hell, yeah.
969
01:29:47.000 --> 01:29:50.000
And, like, the house, like, the house that we moved into, like, a lot, some of the walls were, like, pink.
970
01:29:50.000 --> 01:29:51.000
Yeah.
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01:29:51.000 --> 01:29:54.000
And my parents bedroom had a lot of yellow and red.
972
01:29:54.000 --> 01:29:59.000
Our entire house that we moved into is covered in wallpaper. Like, flowery, weird wallpaper.
973
01:29:59.000 --> 01:30:02.000
I'm pretty sure that's where Tuna got the idea to paint her kitchen
974
01:30:02.000 --> 01:30:03.000
from you guys,
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01:30:03.000 --> 01:30:04.000
from your parents
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01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:05.000
bedroom.
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01:30:05.000 --> 01:30:08.000
I don't know why she was in your parents bedroom a lot, but
978
01:30:08.000 --> 01:30:09.000
you guys had some stuff.
979
01:30:09.000 --> 01:30:10.000
Big open doors.
980
01:30:10.000 --> 01:30:13.000
Yeah. But anyways, good time. What are
981
01:30:13.000 --> 01:30:14.000
we talking about again? Good
982
01:30:14.000 --> 01:30:16.000
time. Talking to Anthony. Anthony.
983
01:30:16.000 --> 01:30:18.000
Anthony was the real one.
984
01:30:18.000 --> 01:30:41.000
We talked about a little bit with Anthony. But I think it's time to dive into this week's game with the Week 9 preview. All right, this week we've got the New Orleans Saints in with the preview. We all know what happens. First we get another Kenny's.
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01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:45.000
Cliff's notes.
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01:30:45.000 --> 01:30:49.000
Go ahead, go ahead. Say the thing.
987
01:30:49.000 --> 01:31:03.000
Is it Cliff notes or Cliff's notes? Is it apostrophe guess or is it cliffs notes? Just cliffs. Like, plural. Lots of cliffs. Cliffs. Got notes. Notes on a cliff.
988
01:31:03.000 --> 01:31:04.000
Cliff. One note.
989
01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:07.000
Is cliff a person or is cliff a mount?
990
01:31:07.000 --> 01:31:09.000
There's a mountain on the thing,
991
01:31:09.000 --> 01:31:10.000
right?
992
01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:11.000
See?
993
01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:14.000
So is it cliffs? What is the. I
994
01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:16.000
mean, there's apostrophe s right there. What is the
995
01:31:16.000 --> 01:31:21.000
etymology here? Is it supposed to be like notes hanging from a cliff, or is it a guy named Cliff?
996
01:31:21.000 --> 01:31:23.000
This is the most digression we've ever done on a show.
997
01:31:23.000 --> 01:31:25.000
We haven't heard from Cliff in a while. We should check in on him.
998
01:31:25.000 --> 01:31:26.000
Yeah, we should.
999
01:31:26.000 --> 01:31:27.000
Yeah,
1000
01:31:27.000 --> 01:31:28.000
we should. Cliff, I'm giving you a call.
1001
01:31:28.000 --> 01:31:37.000
Yeah. Cliff's notes. Here we go. Jenny's club Notes from the Caesars Kaiser Superdome In Nola the 5 and 3 Browns take on
1002
01:31:37.000 --> 01:31:38.000
did he really live here?
1003
01:31:38.000 --> 01:32:19.000
Is this really his his palace? The 5 and 3 Browns take on the 2 and 5 Saints with the Browns thoroughly outplayed a week ago in Pittsburgh and the Saints coming off a bye, Ooh, it looks like I was it was given a peace sign, like an emoji. It just placed itself in my notes because I wrote by like peace out. That's funny. One thing is for certain, someone will play quarterback for the Browns. We just don't know who. Head coach Kellen Moore, who once got cut for that guy that ran out of the back of the end zone. It's clear he was a quarterback because the Saints entire offense is throwing football. Yeah,
1004
01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:20.000
2014
1005
01:32:20.000 --> 01:32:54.000
Lions I think he got cut. The Saints entire offense is throwing the football and they have struggled to get anything going on the ground. Doug Nussmeier is the offensive coordinator and Brandon Staley Perry, Ohio native, former coach at John Carroll, leads a struggling defensive unit that has been victimized by the run all season long, which is an ideal matchup for them actually, because we can't run, won't run. Quarterback Tyler Shuck is becoming the focal point of the Saints offense. 17 according to Google it is
1006
01:32:54.000 --> 01:32:58.000
all right, well, I've heard a lot of different things, that's why I was asking. But I, I, I trust you.
1007
01:32:58.000 --> 01:33:11.000
Regardless of how you say it, he's becoming the focal point of the Saints offense. 1700 suck. It's true, that's true. Also rhymes with duck and cluck.
1008
01:33:11.000 --> 01:33:12.000
Keep going going.
1009
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:13.000
Buck
1010
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:13.000
Kenny's Cliff notes where we get
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01:33:13.000 --> 01:34:04.000
Duck 1700 passing yards, 13 touchdowns, six interceptions on the year. Once a Titan, a saint, but titan like titan of industry Alvin Kamara still dangerous as both a runner and receiver, particularly when the Saints get him into open space. Kendra Miller is another option in the backfield, although his production has been quite limited. New Orleans has struggled to establish its ground game. The Saints are averaging just 86 rushing yards per game. Ohio State may be bad now, but we have no quarterbacks. But our wide receivers aren't. Chris Olave is unquestionably the headliner with 639 yards and two touchdowns on the year and Devon Bailey is reliable. I guess we may have a Cedric Tillman sighting this week. A guy who didn't catch many balls in Cleveland hasn't caught any in New Orleans. But there's always but
1012
01:34:04.000 --> 01:34:05.000
we may have a
1013
01:34:05.000 --> 01:34:25.000
first. Yeah, this is quietly one of the better tight end rooms in football between Juwan Johnson and Noah Fant. Fant Font Fant I can't talk Johnson is a mismatch against linebackers and safeties and Fant gives New Orleans another athletic out option when they don't throw the ball to Chris Olave. Despite the established pieces up front, the O line performance has been middling. At
1014
01:34:25.000 --> 01:34:27.000
least they don't have taste. Some Hill still,
1015
01:34:27.000 --> 01:34:28.000
that guy really, he
1016
01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:30.000
killed the Browns every time he ever played them.
1017
01:34:30.000 --> 01:35:26.000
He really banged us. The offensive line performance has been middling this year, better in pass protection than in run blocking and have held PFF grades between 8 and 22 throughout the year. This defensive front is probably the most recognizable portion of the Saints defense. Chase Chase Young is explosive and athletic and Cam Jordan the experienced veteran Pete Warner and Kaden Ellis headline the linebacker group. Ellis is a particularly valuable weapon for his versatility and can contribute as a pass rusher. Still the best name in football. Kool Aid McKinstry is an intriguing talent while Julian Blackman provides experience at safety. You know what they say about Blackman? Don't go back man. Justin Reed is is pretty good. Although he did make the injury report early in the week. Former Brown Martin Emerson Jr. May also make for an interesting reunion this week.
1018
01:35:26.000 --> 01:35:27.000
The Browns.
1019
01:35:27.000 --> 01:36:13.000
That's why they're so bad. Kicker Daniel Carlson is an established veteran with a strong leg. Ryan so wrong. He's right is the punter. He's a big boy. What would you do if you were 6 foot 3, 250 pounds? You might there be enough cookies? Kick a ball 5 times on a Sunday, obviously. Box Bottom line the Saints have struggled defensively and with running the ball and the Browns have a secondary capable of making life difficult for Shuck. This game may hinge on the run game on both sides. Can the Browns make the Saints one dimensional? Pollard and Warren have heard us in back to back weeks. Letting Camara get loose is a surefire way to give up the fort. Cleveland surrendered eight sacks against Pittsburgh and regardless of who plays quarterback this week, that simply cannot happen again. That's all I got. Go Browns.
1020
01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:17.000
All right. Well, with every Kenny's Cliff Notes comes another edition of
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01:36:17.000 --> 01:36:27.000
Ronnie Jams Match.
1022
01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:32.000
All right, I got two matchups that matter. Two? That's all you get? That's
1023
01:36:32.000 --> 01:36:33.000
all we got.
1024
01:36:33.000 --> 01:36:55.000
Number one, Mason Graham versus is Eric McCoy. McCoy is an elite center. Barring the injuries he's had the last couple years, he's been an elite center throughout his entire career. Mason Graham is a rising star. Saints can't run the ball Browns can't stop the run, so
we're going to need to do that in order to win this week though. So I just like to see who wins this matchup. That's
1025
01:36:55.000 --> 01:36:57.000
what I said.
1026
01:36:57.000 --> 01:37:36.000
You know, it's. It is interesting that there's a really good player on the interior defensive line for the Browns and a really good player on the interior offensive line for the spring Saints. Yet that's like where we struggle. But anyways, I digress again. Next up, Denzel Ward versus Chris Alave. Another Ohio State matchup here. Want to see more man going forward? I don't know that we will. We've played a ton of zone this year and honestly it's. It like to me especially when we get into clutch situations where we need to shut people down, it seems like we don't because we let teams find the soft spot in the zone instead of making Manning him up and letting Denzel Ward do what he's done his entire career.
1027
01:37:36.000 --> 01:37:39.000
Why is there so many sexual euphemisms in football?
1028
01:37:39.000 --> 01:37:41.000
I don't know. Getting
1029
01:37:41.000 --> 01:37:43.000
that soft zone. Just man him up.
1030
01:37:43.000 --> 01:37:54.000
Yeah, but. Yeah, so we know the warden can shut guys down. Let's just. Let's let him do it. But you know, I'm not defense coordinator, so I don't know if we will
1031
01:37:54.000 --> 01:37:55.000
also not a doctor.
1032
01:37:55.000 --> 01:38:32.000
Yeah. No, not. In summary, the Saints have a 2 and 5 record coming off a bye week and before that a loss to the Steelers. Steelers so far this season on defense, they are number 28 overall. 320 or 372.7 yards per game. Given up their past defense, number 23 at 233 point yards per game. Run defense number 29, 139.4 yards per game. On offense, they're the number 23 ranked offense in the NFL with 315.7 yards per game. 28 in the running game, 86 yards per game. That's even worse than the Browns. It's
1033
01:38:32.000 --> 01:38:33.000
not very
1034
01:38:32.000 --> 01:39:12.000
good. And then the passing game, number 14, the NFL at 229.7. The Browns have a 5 and 5 and 3 record coming off a loss to the Steelers. So both teams obviously the buy for the really both teams coming off a loss to the Steelers so far this season, the Browns Overall number 14 in the NFL on defense, 323.5 yards per game. Given up their past defense, number six, 196.6 yards per game. And run defense is number 24 at 126.9 yards per game. Offense, we are number 20, 24 in the NFL. We finally made it over 300 yards per game. 301.9 yards per game.
1035
01:39:12.000 --> 01:39:15.000
Look at us go juggernaut.
1036
01:39:15.000 --> 01:39:39.000
Our running game ranks 24 at 97.6 yards per game. And our passing game is number 22 at 204.3 yards per game. And in every game there's that one thing that if executed properly, unlocks the path to victory. So let's bring in the big Bone man. We like to call that thing Bone man. Skeleton key to victory.
1037
01:39:39.000 --> 01:39:42.000
Ah, well, I'm going to keep it simple Once again,
1038
01:39:42.000 --> 01:39:46.000
if there's anything we know about Bone, he likes to keep it simple.
1039
01:39:46.000 --> 01:39:48.000
All right, so
1040
01:39:48.000 --> 01:39:49.000
he likes to kiss.
1041
01:39:49.000 --> 01:40:06.000
As you guys mentioned, their run game is 28th in the NFL and we seem to give up 200 yard rushers weekly. I would. I would like to see us not let them get over 100 yards rushing this game. I think that would be a step in the right direction and maybe we don't miss so many tackles
1042
01:40:06.000 --> 01:40:08.000
if we do that. You guarantee a win?
1043
01:40:08.000 --> 01:40:11.000
I'm guaranteeing it. It's the key to victory.
1044
01:40:11.000 --> 01:40:12.000
You heard it here first.
1045
01:40:12.000 --> 01:40:13.000
The key to victory.
1046
01:40:12.000 --> 01:40:14.000
It's the key to victory.
1047
01:40:14.000 --> 01:40:19.000
Hear that guys? Nice. Short and simple. Keep it simple, stupid.
1048
01:40:19.000 --> 01:40:20.000
Kiss.
1049
01:40:20.000 --> 01:40:22.000
Kiss. Bone likes to kiss.
1050
01:40:22.000 --> 01:40:23.000
When in doubt, kiss.
1051
01:40:23.000 --> 01:40:29.000
Yeah, Kenny, what's the betting info on this one? Didn't I have it this week? You son of a.
1052
01:40:29.000 --> 01:40:30.000
No, I have it,
1053
01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:31.000
Adam.
1054
01:40:30.000 --> 01:40:37.000
I just was ready for my player to watch line is actually eights minus three over under 40. Three and a half.
1055
01:40:37.000 --> 01:40:41.000
43 and a half. Now it's time for the player to watch Bone, who you got?
1056
01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:53.000
I'm gonna go Carson swinger. I think our D line will step it up this week. And especially here is going to have another 15 game test tackle, 15 tackle game.
1057
01:40:53.000 --> 01:40:54.000
15 game tackle,
1058
01:40:54.000 --> 01:40:56.000
15 games and one tackle.
1059
01:40:56.000 --> 01:40:58.000
Dang.
1060
01:40:58.000 --> 01:41:00.000
Didn't think we're getting there.
1061
01:41:00.000 --> 01:41:02.000
Kenny, who you got?
1062
01:41:02.000 --> 01:41:14.000
I'm going to add an S to this. Like Cliff's notes. No apostrophe players to watch. I'm going the offensive line. Self inflicted wounds and penalties. Eight sacks last week.
1063
01:41:14.000 --> 01:41:15.000
That's a lot of sacks.
1064
01:41:15.000 --> 01:41:21.000
Running game, doa. Everything starts up front. They got to start creating holes and they've got to protect
1065
01:41:21.000 --> 01:41:22.000
holes.
1066
01:41:21.000 --> 01:41:28.000
Whoever. Whoever's playing quarterback. Especially if it's Deshaun. Cause he's not good and he needs all the help he can get. So offensive line.
1067
01:41:28.000 --> 01:42:37.000
Yep. I'm gonna go with. Being diagnosed with a concussion on Wednesday is pretty late in the week to start a game. So I'm going to assume that he's starting here and I'm going to go with Shador Sanders just for the simple fact that I, I think there's a large
contingent of Browns fans and this isn't even, this really isn't even the, the, the shit Shador fans themselves. This is just Browns fans in general that want to see Shador for the curiosity fact. There's two things. Curiosity and the simple fact that it's what we've been talking about all season. It's really hard to root for desean Watson given who he is. You get mixed feelings every time the Browns win games, especially on top of the personal stuff, knowing that he's not going to be a part of the future. So I've got Shador Sanders. If he does get the opportunity to start, I hope that he goes out there, improves that we are just as he is, just as good behind center as Deshaun Watson is and we can kind of hopefully move on from DeSean Watson and play Shador Sanders the rest of the season if that's the case. So
1068
01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:38.000
that's a low bar.
1069
01:42:38.000 --> 01:42:42.000
I know, I know, I know. So
1070
01:42:42.000 --> 01:42:45.000
he'd be just as good as Sean Watts
1071
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who ranks number 28 in like EPA. So. Yeah. But anyways, with that, time for King of the North. In case anyone doesn't know by now, this is our year long AFC north pick' em competition. At the end of the season, whoever comes in last place gets punished.
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01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:07.000
Punished.
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01:43:07.000 --> 01:43:24.000
In the preseason three years ago, Kenny had a gross of eggs thrown at him by fans in the meeting lot before a game. In the preseason two years ago, Kenny has hair and beard, shaved clothes clean off. Last season, Kenny donned the pads for the first time in almost 20 years and got hit three times by our guy, big John Hughes. Still to come this season for losing last year, Kenny will be getting a Brazilian wax.
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01:43:24.000 --> 01:43:27.000
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
1075
01:43:27.000 --> 01:43:31.000
The bye week is coming up quick. We need to really book that.
1076
01:43:31.000 --> 01:43:33.000
You know anybody that waxes.
1077
01:43:33.000 --> 01:43:36.000
Waxes buttholes?
1078
01:43:36.000 --> 01:43:39.000
Well, who does that? An esthetician. What does that. What does that mean?
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I don't know.
1080
01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:41.000
Waxer.
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01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:44.000
We're way behind on planning this thing. But you're going to get waxed.
1082
01:43:44.000 --> 01:43:46.000
It's the worst thing we do is playing these pun
1083
01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:53.000
and the loser of this season's this season. The punishment is to be decided still because we keep kicking this can down the road.
1084
01:43:53.000 --> 01:43:55.000
I just can't wait to stop talking about waxing buttholes.
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Yeah, but stay tuned. It's sure to be entertaining and it sure to happen to Kenny. Let's get into it. First things first. I remind everyone that I am the reigning defending king of the north. Also Kenny or clown. Let's remind everyone of our current race records after week eight.
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Yeah, let's remind everybody that you're in last place.
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Reigning defending king of the north,
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current loser.
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You guys have a 17 and nine record and I have a 13 and 13.
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Look what I've done is loser or king of the North. Every year is unprecedented
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talent.
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It is a talent. You're going to find a way to lose this year too. Let's get into this week's games. Ravens host the Jaguars. I'm going to start on this one. I'm going to go Jaguars. The Ravens are getting Jacoby Brissette and I think that there will be an improvement on offense. The problem is they're getting them halfway through this week. So I don't think that improvement comes this week. I think they're going to struggle again. I like the Jaguars. They're playing well this season. Bone who you got.
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I'm also going with the Jaguars. Their, their offense is pretty talented and Baltimore defense is not so good this year.
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Kenny,
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the Jaguars might be one of the only teams that's been really like consistently good all year and the. The Ravens are a disaster. I think this is a Thursday, this is this Thursday night game. Right. So even the fact that Baltimore signed Jacoby Brissette, like he's going to be literally there for 24 hours. So I don't even know if he'll be able to have any grasp of the offense in order to play. So I think Joe Fagnano is probably going to make his first
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start. It is the Thursday night night game. If
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Jacobi Brissette plays in this game, like I'll be shocked. I don't know what. I'm actually looking at this right
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now and it says they're finalizing a trade for Jacobe Brissette. So I.
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He may not even be in Baltimore. Yeah. So chances are undrafted rookie.
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The deal is expected to be completed this weekend. Okay.
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So chances are or so almost assuredly then undrafted rookie Joe Fano is going to make his first career start. Jacksonville
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assuredly not.
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Yeah, Jacksonville's been good. This is I think a pretty easy one that the Baltimore is going to lose. So Jacksonville
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all that to say Jacksonville is going
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to win. They're going to win.
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Next up we got Cincinnati heading on down to Hot Lana to take on the Fighting Stefanskis.
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It looks like, this game's in Spain.
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01:46:21.000
Madrid.
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I guess they're not heading down. Yeah,
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but they're
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going to Madrid to take
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on the fighting. Yeah, the changes a little bit. I feel like Stefanski has had success against Cincinnati in his career, but it's like, man, yeah, they go from beaten the Atlanta, beat what's their face, San Francisco, and then lost to Tampa Bay, who didn't throw a pass. I. I guess I got to pick some Cincinnati. Their offense is really good. So, yeah, Cincinnati. Sorry for the long winded answer.
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That's okay, Kenny.
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Bengals are 5 and 2. I think they've won three in a row. They've ripped off. Joe Burrow's been playing really good football, and they're in Spain. So instead of everyone saying that Stefanski sucks in English, they can hear it in Spanish. This week. I'll go Cincinnati.
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So you guys both have the Bengals.
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Yo soy sucko. Stefanski.
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I almost. I almost picked Atlanta. Don't
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think about it too much. I
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almost picked Atlanta when I thought I was in Atlanta, but the. The Spain changed it for me.
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Oh, man. Bengals defense isn't good. Bajan Robinson's really good.
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True international setting ads unpredictability.
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It does. It does.
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01:47:54.000 --> 01:47:56.000
Bengals almost lost to the Titans.
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It's a good point.
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Man, I'm really stalling here. Whatever. I'll do it. I'm gonna go with Atlanta in this one. I think Bajan Robinson Johnson has a big day. The Bengals have won several in a row, too. So it's kind of like it's. It's what we've been talking about. It's. Any given Sunday, you can't win them all. All those things. I'm going Atlanta in this one.
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Buenos Diaz.
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Yo soy mucho.
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Yeah,
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I'll go Falcons in this one.
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4. Four years of high school Spanish right there. In the United States public education system,
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it just takes me a while. I can't process fast. Anyways, Browns head down to New Orleans. Head on down to New Orleans to take on the Saints. Kenny, who you got?
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The devil went down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal. I should have thought about this. Gosh, man, I'd almost like to go, like, if desean plays, I think the Saints win. If Shador plays, I think the Saints win. No. To hell with it. Let's go Browns in this one. Maybe they get things back on track.
The Saints are just bad enough that the Browns defense might be able to keep them in this thing. I'll go Browns 23 17.
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Bone, who you got?
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Yeah, I'm kind of on the same line of thought with our defense back or bouncing back this week after getting manhandled. I think maybe they got a little chip on their shoulder and they won't want to show the NFL that they're. They're still good units. So I'll go Browns. Let's go. Brown 18. New Orleans 15.
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Ooh, nice. I really disappointed that you guys both picked the Browns. Cause I thought for sure you got at least one of you guys was going to pick the Saints and I could come back some more. I
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really think the Saints are going to win, actually. I almost want to revise my pick, but
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do it.
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I think it's the homer in me.
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Yeah, I'm going Browns as well. I think they bounce back. I think if Shador Sanders does play, which I just said a little bit ago, I assume he is going to play. I think the offense actually moves better than it does with desean Watson. Agreed. Simp for the simple reason that you can run under center a lot more and not have to sit back in a shotgun, which, sure, you can read the field a little bit better, but the defense can also read you a little bit better. So, yeah, I, I think the Browns are going to win this and I think the Saints are giving up 27 points a game. So I think we score a little bit more than we usually do. I don't think we get into the 30s, but I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Browns 27, Saints 20. No, I'll go Saints 17.
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I do think. What I do think could be interesting is I think the offense to your point, may look a lot better if Shador is under center. I think the question is like, does Shador make the big mistake during that game
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there? Fair. But yeah, I got Browns 2717. So with that, that'll do it for King of the North. Let me remind everybody. Call the breakers. 3302-2780-8133-0227-808-130278
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01:51:52.000 --> 01:52:05.000
Foxford.
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01:52:05.000 --> 01:52:06.000
What do you got for us, Ken?
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01:52:06.000 --> 01:52:10.000
I have a fact. We're going to go back to the year 1518.
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That's far.
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And we're going to talk about the dancing plague of 1518.
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The dancing plague
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in which hundreds of people in Strasbourg reportedly danced uncontrollably for days. Some accounts claim people dance themselves to death. Authorities actually hired musicians to encourage the dancing at one point. How did this all begin? In July of 1518, a woman named Frau Trofea.
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Like Frau Far Bissna.
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Like Sound of Music.
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No,
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no,
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no. Is from Austin Powers
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secret Losing bone. Bones starting to fall. Anyway,
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he's growling at us.
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01:52:48.000 --> 01:52:51.000
This frau stepped out onto the street and straw.
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It was a tele.
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And began dancing uncontrollably. She danced for days without music or rest. I mean, that's the weirdest part, that she just started without any. Just. She starts dancing until she collapsed.
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I just gotta dance.
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Within a week, 34 people had joined. And by August, the crowd of compulsive dancers grew to roughly 400 people.
1163
01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:13.000
Oh, my God.
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Dancers suffered from bloody feet. Bloody fingers. Bloody fingers. Exhaustion, hunger and dehydration. Historical accounts report that several people died from heart attacks, strokes, or physical collapse. Local physicians and civic authorities made the problem worse. At first, believing the dancers suffered from hot blood Blood.
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Hot blooded.
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No, not that hot blood. Blood is an early medicine. The. The four humors flood. Black bile, yellow bile, and phlegm. Those
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aren't humorous.
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So they built a wooden stage, hired musicians, and brought in professional dancers. Thinking more movement would cure them.
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That. That checks out logic.
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Realizing their mistake, authorities banned music.
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Did they bring in one of those guys with the long bird mask? I
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think
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so. And they were like, you need to dance more.
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V for Vendetta.
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Yeah,
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yeah.
Realizing their mistake, authorities banned music and public dancing. Yeah, that one, yeah. Alchemy. They loaded the random words. So off the rails. They loaded the afflicted into carts and took them to a mountaintop shroud shrine dedicated to Saint Vitus, the patron saint of dancers for absolution. Waiting for an absolution and prayer that will
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never
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come. And the plague finally faded away by September 1518. So what happened here? Possible theories include mass psychogenic illness. John Waller suggested that extreme regional stress, including famine Poor weather, poverty and diseases like syphilis.
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Let me get this straight. They're blaming the dancing plague on syphilis?
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That's usually what happens when I get syphilis. I start dancing on uncontrollably. Combined with superstitious beliefs about a curse from St. Vitus created by created a collective psychological breakdown. Ergot poisoning. An older theory proposed that eating damp rye bread contaminated with a fungus. Ergot.
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Okay.
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Contained or caused hallucinations and spasms. Though many modern historians doubt this because ergotism typically causes severe gangrene or physical incapacitation. Rather than coordinated dancing,
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the literal opposite of dancing
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or religious or cult activity, contemporary accounts suspect a religious sector curse. But to this day, no one really knows. You just started dancing.
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You're not me, right? Like everybody
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was dancing.
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Everybody cut foot
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dancing
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in the street.
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I was. I went with footloose.
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Footloose
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Sunday.
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That's number one. The dancing plague.
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I don't believe this fact.
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Okay, you don't have to. You could Google it. Google has all the facts.
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Yeah.
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Number
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two, always tells the truth. Always.
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I. Australia once lost a war.
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They got big spiders there
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against birds.
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I was almost there.
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In 1932, Australia deployed soldiers.
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Ostriches, wasn't it?
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With machine guns to deal with thousands of crop destroying. Emus.
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Emu, same thing.
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During the Great Depression, around 20,000 EMUs migrated to the wheat belt Wheaton of Western Australia, destroying wheat crops and knocking down fences on Farms. In November 1932, the Australian government sent soldiers from the emergency Royal Australian Artillery armed with Lewis machine guns and 10,000 rounds of ammunition to call the birds.
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Seems excessive, but who am I?
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Unfortunately it wasn't enough. The emus proved fast enough, agile and difficult to hit because they scattered into small groups. When machine guns began jamming and bullets had minimal impact, the military withdrew. After failing to control the population, the government abandoned direct military calling and instead responded relied on a system of farm level bounties and exclusion fencing which proved far more effective, thus ending the great emu war.
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Don't ever rely on Australia for military help. They can't even
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defy the great emu.
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They can't even fight birds.
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What a bunch of idiots.
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Number three,
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like, do you think that comes up every time, like a war almost happens in Australia? You guys lost the birds? I mean I would tell them,
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yeah, I would say
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people don't forget.
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We don't forget. Number three, Boston.
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Boston
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was once hit by a tsunami.
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It was
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of molasses.
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What?
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In 1919, a take burst and unleashed molasses. Into Boston's streets. The giant wave killed 21 people and injured around 150 more. Basically, a large storage tank containing
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literal disaster.
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Roughly 2.3 million gallons of Lord in Boston's North End neighborhood burst open, unleashing a wave of molasses roughly 40ft high, traveling at roughly 35 miles an hour. What the fuck? Sticky Surge. The Sticky surge crushed buildings, knocked a firehouse completely clean off its foundation, and derailed an elevator elevated train car. Many victims. This is like two
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truths in a lie.
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Like what? Many victims simply suffocated in the thick syrup.
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Well, yeah. How the do you get out?
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01:58:23.000 --> 01:58:24.000
This is
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01:58:23.000 --> 01:58:31.000
the most ridiculous thing I think I've ever heard in my life. And you just said that other fact about the dancing plague like five minutes ago.
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The
disaster led to a landmark class action lawsuit against the US Industrial Alcohol Company and triggered major changes in the US Structural engineering and building code regulations. It sounds like a bad cartoon.
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I'm just trying to like
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picture a way
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01:58:54.000 --> 01:58:56.000
and it doesn't even make any sense to me.
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What was that movie with the rock where the. The water took over San Francisco, I imagine. Talk
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01:59:00.000 --> 01:59:02.000
about John Cudesack. California is going down.
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01:59:02.000 --> 01:59:06.000
That was a different, different disaster movie.
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California is going down.
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Imagine the rock driving a speedboat, San
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Andreas
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through molasses. Yeah, that one. Oh man, I will save you. But it's delicious. Let me scoop this up while I'm getting through. Put it in the baked beans.
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What I.
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That, my friends, is facts. I think Bone is googling. He's like, what is this? I
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was just curious how big a 2 million gallon tank would be. How big? It was like three Olympic swimming pools.
1246
01:59:35.000 --> 01:59:36.000
That's not even that big.
1247
01:59:36.000 --> 01:59:37.000
That doesn't seem big enough.
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01:59:37.000 --> 01:59:45.000
How. How is it big enough to kill 150 people or something? Or 22 people and murder or. Or maim 150 more.
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Just one big wave down one street, I guess.
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01:59:47.000 --> 01:59:54.000
What the. This makes it sound less cool when he googles it and realizes it's only three Olympic swimming pools. Like, that's still a
1251
01:59:54.000 --> 01:59:56.000
lot, I guess. Yeah, I guess it's
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01:59:56.000 --> 01:59:59.000
a lot. But that's 30ft tall.
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01:59:59.000 --> 02:00:00.000
Well, you gotta think I
1254
02:00:00.000 --> 02:00:03.000
don't know how wide and long and
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I guess the swimming is getting
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sexual again.
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Swimming pool is pretty big. An Olympic one.
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It's big.
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Yeah, I mean they, they like buildings contain them. It's not like a pool in your backyard.
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No, but like
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they build whole arenas. But I'm just saying.
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I'm just saying, like,
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so imagine like an arena collapsing Full of molasses.
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I'm just thinking of like. Well,
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02:00:21.000 --> 02:00:23.000
no, you're getting a little crazy now because these arena
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storage.
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Like, you tell me an arena fool. That tells me like, the whole thing.
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Think about an Olympic arena when you watch Michael Phelps swim. Like, there's multiple pools inside that arena. We don't see the pool underneath. We only see the above. So, like, think about if a pool was flipped upside down. Like, you would be as big as an arena with three pools in it.
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Stack them on top of each other.
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Stack them. Big tanks, big molasses.
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I still am a little more turned down now. I thought it was like, literally
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San Andreas.
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02:00:52.000 --> 02:00:54.000
Yeah. And then
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whole city.
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It wasn't the whole city. It was literally like one block. Probably got
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hit
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with a wave of molasses.
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Enough to suffocate 30 people and hurt
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me. That's wild. You could. I maintain. What a bunch of idiots. They couldn't get out of the way. I hate to be just a good.
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Yeah. Not. Yeah. Not
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sympathetic. Keep going. But like.
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But run.
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Yeah, like, get out of the way. It's malass.
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How fast is 35 miles an hour? Accent? It's pretty fast. Can you imagine just being hit by
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molasses? Can't run 35 miles an hour.
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I mean, think about a car hitting you at 35 miles an hour. If you're standing still, it doesn't seem fast. 3
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Olympic swimming pool size of molasses all at once. It probably weighs a lot more than a car. What if you were the guy that didn't drown in it? You just instantly dead because you were just. And just
1288
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people
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knocked on your ass by
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people. Can't run 35 miles an hour. So you
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knocked on your asses by molasses.
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You physically could not outrun a wave of molasses. No,
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you could.
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A rhino could. But people extra fat. But people cannot.
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That was a previous fact, I think.
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You know, you hear about, like, big tech and big pharma. This is what happens when big molasses goes
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rogue. This is why there was reform.
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Start cutting.
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Molasses was out of out of control, and we needed to rein them in.
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That, my friends, is facts for days.
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Wow. We went on an adventure there.
1302
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Yeah. It's time to go to bed.
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I agree.
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Bones out of here.
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I'm out. Bon appetit.
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Don't just be a part of the problem. Be the whole damn molasses problem.
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And only you can prevent river fires.
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02:02:32.000 --> 02:02:44.000
Burning river. Sports Sportscast. Everybody was surfing. Surfing USA
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Everybody was
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surfing
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untied
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in the usa. Good
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02:02:51.000 --> 02:02:53.000
night, Cleveland. Good night, Cleveland.
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02:02:53.000 --> 02:02:54.000
Good night, Akron.
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Goodbye, Boston
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gone. Wiped out by the molasses crisis of 1919. Good
1317
02:03:04.000 --> 02:03:05.000
night.
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Quiet on set.
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02:03:06.000 --> 02:03:15.000
I now have two loves in my life. Big city living and a voodoo woman named Phyllis.
1320
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I didn't think we'd be getting into Brad Pitt's ass. I can't even say
1321
02:03:20.000 --> 02:03:23.000
I didn't think we'd be getting into Brad Pitt's ass.
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02:03:23.000 --> 02:03:25.000
Yeah, didn't think we'd get in there.
1323
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We talk a lot of analingus on this show.
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02:03:28.000 --> 02:03:38.000
So put your right foot in and take it your right foot out. Then put your right foot in and shut the hell up. Because it's not time for the hokey pokey. It's time for the Burning river sports cast.
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02:03:38.000 --> 02:03:45.000
Motorboat. You play the motorboat. You motorboat. Son of a. You old seal. Are you. You know, I was thinking during
1326
02:03:45.000 --> 02:03:51.000
that interview. What? What were you? Nothing. Because you don't have thoughts. Because you're a brainless idiot.
1327
02:03:51.000 --> 02:03:54.000
Wow. My name is Uhtred, Son of Utrid,
1328
02:03:54.000 --> 02:03:57.000
by the way. I want my four star him back. It doesn't matter
1329
02:03:57.000 --> 02:04:04.000
what you think. Women's Guide to To Anal Sex and it was the second edition. Who makes that second edition?
1330
02:04:04.000 --> 02:04:06.000
The weather outside is weather.
1331
02:04:06.000 --> 02:04:09.000
The other one. The finger. The finger eating food. Fingers.
1332
02:04:09.000 --> 02:04:14.000
Oh, my God. My ass is full of
1333
02:04:14.000 --> 02:04:15.000
everywhere.
1334
02:04:15.000 --> 02:04:16.000
Yes.
1335
02:04:15.000 --> 02:04:18.000
Ejaculate all over my body and my genitals.
1336
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Yes.
1337
02:04:18.000 --> 02:04:21.000
Oh, no. We suck again.
1338
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You don't need fundamental when you got heart.
1339
02:04:24.000 --> 02:04:26.000
And Jesus. And Jesus.
1340
02:04:26.000 --> 02:04:27.000
That's right.
1341
02:04:26.000 --> 02:04:28.000
Touchdown. Anyway.
1342
02:04:28.000 --> 02:04:30.000
What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
1343
02:04:30.000 --> 02:04:32.000
It's going down. I'm
1344
02:04:32.000 --> 02:04:34.000
yelling. Timber.
1345
02:04:34.000 --> 02:04:36.000
Godamn. Should
1346
02:04:36.000 --> 02:04:44.000
we start a meat podcast? Like, like, like, like the meat pod Slow roasted.
1347
02:04:44.000 --> 02:04:50.000
The leads are weak. Leads are weak. Leads are weak. You're weak.
1348
02:04:50.000 --> 02:04:55.000
What? No browns, baby. All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
1349
02:04:55.000 --> 02:04:58.000
Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts. Oh, Lord.
1350
02:04:58.000 --> 02:05:04.000
I mean, when I. Last year, when I won and went home, you know, my wife's pants hit the ground. Wow. But damn,
1351
02:05:04.000 --> 02:05:10.000
I'm sorry I hijacked your segment for a second to do some good podcasting.
1352
02:05:10.000 --> 02:05:22.000
You know why, Mr. Cuz? You drove a Hyundai to catch here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name. I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
1353
02:05:22.000 --> 02:05:26.000
You guys immediately insulted him.
1354
02:05:26.000 --> 02:05:27.000
I desperately want to make love to
1355
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cheese.
1356
02:05:28.000 --> 02:05:29.000
We need cheese, girl. Now.
1357
02:05:29.000 --> 02:05:33.000
Down goes Anderson. Down goes Anderson.
1358
02:05:33.000 --> 02:05:36.000
Who's canceled now? Who's canceled now?
1359
02:05:36.000 --> 02:05:37.000
Probably me.
1360
02:05:37.000 --> 02:05:40.000
You making it for the fat people.
1361
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I'm not just you.
1362
02:05:41.000 --> 02:05:45.000
We're a whole race, basically.
1363
02:05:45.000 --> 02:05:50.000
No way. You're just straight. Just finger banging their salad.
1364
02:05:50.000 --> 02:05:56.000
You first get shocked and then you get the shocker.
1365
02:05:56.000 --> 02:06:23.000
You like to see almost naked. That's cool, man. Whatever. No, no, no, no, no. Are you not entertained? Is this not why you were here?