Full Transcript for Bobby Lee _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _657(M4A_128K)

eat it. You know what I mean? 71 00:04:08.629 --> 00:04:11.030 Like we went to, you know, I've been in the jungle. 72 00:04:12.349 --> 00:04:14.090 Have you been? I did not know that. Yeah, I've 73 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:15.469 been to the jungle. I mean, I know historically. Look 74 00:04:15.500 --> 00:04:19.360 at my face. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean historically? No, 75 00:04:19.379 --> 00:04:20.839 I mean, I'm just saying. No, no, no, no. Wait, 76 00:04:21.060 --> 00:04:23.360 what do you mean historically? I just mean like over. Yeah, 77 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:26.639 I'm not Nam. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Korean, dude. 78 00:04:27.139 --> 00:04:30.399 I know. Yeah, there's no jungles in Korea, dog. I 79 00:04:30.420 --> 00:04:32.240 don't know. So when you say history, you do know. 80 00:04:33.019 --> 00:04:37.029 I'm saying historically. Historically, you've been watching Platoon. You've been watching, 81 00:04:37.129 --> 00:04:39.230 you know what I mean? All kinds of movies like 82 00:04:39.290 --> 00:04:42.889 Hamburger Hill. Letters of Iwo Jima. Well, Desert Jungle and 83 00:04:43.110 --> 00:04:46.920 Letters of Iwo Jima. It's good. It is a good movie. 84 00:04:47.420 --> 00:04:49.220 Let's give Clint Eastwood a round of applause. Did he 85 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:52.259 make that? I think so, dude. I think he made it. 86 00:04:52.500 --> 00:04:54.540 I didn't even know that. He made it when he 87 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.620 was 116 years old. It's amazing. God. What amazing work. 88 00:04:58.040 --> 00:04:59.750 So anyway, I've been in the jungle. And when I 89 00:04:59.769 --> 00:05:02.230 say jungle, I mean Waikiki. Oh, you were out there? 90 00:05:03.449 --> 00:05:06.550 I didn't go in, but I saw it. Bro, what 91 00:05:06.569 --> 00:05:08.850 were you doing out there? Dude, I was doing all 92 00:05:08.889 --> 00:05:11.620 kinds of shit out there. Were you doing ayahuasca or something? No, no, no. 93 00:05:11.660 --> 00:05:14.319 I go out there on vacation, and so there's a 94 00:05:14.339 --> 00:05:17.439 lot of cool omakase restaurants there. Okay. And what is 95 00:05:17.480 --> 00:05:20.019 omakase for people that don't know it? Do you know it? 96 00:05:20.449 --> 00:05:24.449 I think so. Well, then tell me about it. I think... 97 00:05:24.490 --> 00:05:27.310 Tell me, because I don't think you fucking know, dawg. Omakase. Well, 98 00:05:27.329 --> 00:05:29.250 hold on. Let's sound it out. Oma. Oma. 99 00:05:29.490 --> 00:05:29.689 Kase. 100 00:05:29.709 --> 00:05:32.629 Which is... Oma in Korean is mom. Mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 101 00:05:32.649 --> 00:05:37.889 And kase is... Yeah. A house. Oh, it is. Mom's house. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, 102 00:05:37.930 --> 00:05:40.269 I don't know what... I don't know what omakase stands for, 103 00:05:40.329 --> 00:05:42.149 but I know what it is. Okay, omakase. Okay, so 104 00:05:42.170 --> 00:05:44.029 do you know what it is? I do not. Okay, 105 00:05:44.250 --> 00:05:49.759 so an omakase restaurant is... It's a set menu. Yeah. Right? Right. 106 00:05:50.389 --> 00:05:53.180 And they feed you in order. They'll tell you what 107 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:56.620 you're going to get from beginning to end. And generally, 108 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.180 my rule, if I'm with a date, you know, I 109 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:06.209 have a girlfriend now. What? Yeah, dude. Whoa. What's happening, dude? 110 00:06:06.230 --> 00:06:07.790 So what are you going to do? This is what 111 00:06:07.810 --> 00:06:09.899 I do, dude. What am I doing right now, dude? 112 00:06:09.939 --> 00:06:11.569 Why are you doing it if you have a girlfriend? No, 113 00:06:11.589 --> 00:06:14.889 I'm killing myself, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. That's omakase. Yeah, yeah. 114 00:06:15.189 --> 00:06:18.110 I choke myself when I kill myself in the heart, dog. Okay. 115 00:06:18.149 --> 00:06:19.149 I ain't jerking off, guy. 116 00:06:19.470 --> 00:06:19.870 Oh, good. 117 00:06:19.910 --> 00:06:22.709 Yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as you ain't jerking off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 118 00:06:22.750 --> 00:06:24.730 You got to do it 21 times a month, though. 119 00:06:24.750 --> 00:06:28.329 That's what I heard. Masturbate? Ejaculate. No. Yeah, because you'll 120 00:06:28.350 --> 00:06:32.850 get testicular cancer. No. Oh, yeah. There's guys that, like 121 00:06:32.889 --> 00:06:37.970 some people, their eyes go bad or whatever. Like mine? Huh? Hello. Hello. Anyway, 122 00:06:38.209 --> 00:06:41.509 Amakasa is this. You look like a bug that played 123 00:06:41.529 --> 00:06:45.939 for the Red Hot Chili Peppers right now, dude. You 124 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:48.459 look good. I look good, dude. I look real good. 125 00:06:48.500 --> 00:06:49.480 So Amakasa is like. 126 00:06:51.350 --> 00:06:52.990 So we went to one place. You look like a 127 00:06:53.050 --> 00:06:57.569 fireman like in San Francisco kind of like a little bit. Yeah, 128 00:06:57.610 --> 00:07:00.470 I do. But I was in the fire. Yeah, right? 129 00:07:00.769 --> 00:07:02.410 Or you just had something. I got lost and I'm 130 00:07:02.430 --> 00:07:04.310 like in the fire like I don't know what to do, 131 00:07:04.569 --> 00:07:07.009 that type. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you brought just a 132 00:07:07.069 --> 00:07:09.829 mouthful of water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the gayest thing, dude. 133 00:07:09.930 --> 00:07:11.509 If you're at a fire and like kind of a 134 00:07:11.550 --> 00:07:14.269 gay firefighter shows up, he's just spitting water out of 135 00:07:14.329 --> 00:07:18.399 his mouth or whatever. Yeah, you look like an albino raccoon. Oh, yeah. Anyway, 136 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:20.620 let me finish with the omakasa thing and get to 137 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.370 my point, dog. Sorry, dude. I'm interrupting you. Yeah, yeah. 138 00:07:23.379 --> 00:07:25.209 I do want to pray. So anyway, we'll do the 139 00:07:25.250 --> 00:07:30.490 prayer later. Doug Mai is officially mayor of?

Chinatown. Chinatown. 140 00:07:30.509 --> 00:07:33.790 Let's go. Can I finish my omakasa? Yeah, that's fair. 141 00:07:34.250 --> 00:07:35.910 Why do you do this? What do we do? I 142 00:07:35.930 --> 00:07:37.509 understand that, but we're going into a thing and then 143 00:07:37.550 --> 00:07:40.600 you bring up some Chinese firefighter. He brought that shit up. Yeah, 144 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:41.959 so the bear dick did that. 145 00:07:43.300 --> 00:07:43.899 I'm not bear dick. 146 00:07:44.060 --> 00:07:45.060 Oh, you're not bear dick? 147 00:07:45.220 --> 00:07:45.759 That's bear dick. 148 00:07:45.879 --> 00:07:46.620 Oh, yeah, yeah. What are you? 149 00:07:47.939 --> 00:07:48.480 Premium Nick. 150 00:07:49.579 --> 00:07:51.850 Nick was a premature baby, and look how far he's gone. Oh, yeah. 151 00:07:52.569 --> 00:07:53.949 Did everything get mature? 152 00:07:55.310 --> 00:07:59.110 I think my skull size is a little small, but everything. 153 00:07:58.910 --> 00:08:01.889 Else, yeah. Anyway, look, he's 32 years old, but he'll 154 00:08:01.939 --> 00:08:05.420 never hit nine months, you know? That's the thing. And 155 00:08:05.459 --> 00:08:08.939 we had this— Lest we forget, bro. Lest we forget, dude. 156 00:08:09.620 --> 00:08:12.779 So we're at this restaurant, and they gave us the 157 00:08:12.899 --> 00:08:16.750 bones of a fish. And they flavored it like it 158 00:08:16.769 --> 00:08:19.990 was a potato chip. But it had the eyes and 159 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:21.970 the brain, but just the bones of the fish. No. 160 00:08:22.170 --> 00:08:24.870 And you had to eat it, right? And it's like 161 00:08:25.889 --> 00:08:27.709 I ate it, and I looked at her, and I go, 162 00:08:27.790 --> 00:08:29.920 you just got to eat it, right? So when a 163 00:08:29.949 --> 00:08:32.960 penis comes out, you kiss the tip. Oh, yeah. That's 164 00:08:33.259 --> 00:08:37.480 basically why I– Yeah. What? That's why I would. Well, 165 00:08:37.500 --> 00:08:40.179 that's why I told you before that when I said 166 00:08:40.210 --> 00:08:43.090 that I've kissed the tip of a penis– You know 167 00:08:43.129 --> 00:08:44.950 what I mean? What do you mean? Why do you 168 00:08:44.970 --> 00:08:46.190 keep doing that? It just makes the back of my 169 00:08:46.250 --> 00:08:47.509 neck hurt when you say it. I know, but it's 170 00:08:47.549 --> 00:08:49.970 a flavor thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 171 00:08:50.009 --> 00:08:51.669 That's how we got into the omakasa thing. It's a 172 00:08:51.710 --> 00:08:55.470 flavor thing, dude. Well, if you went to omakasa, whatever 173 00:08:55.509 --> 00:08:57.850 they gave you, you'd eat it, right? You'd try it, okay. Yeah, yeah. 174 00:08:58.049 --> 00:08:59.649 If they had a penis, we'd kiss it. It's like 175 00:08:59.669 --> 00:09:05.029 a glory hole for food or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 176 00:09:05.169 --> 00:09:07.799 A glory hole for food. Well, it's like whatever's in there, 177 00:09:07.879 --> 00:09:09.539 that's what you get or whatever. That's what you get, yeah. 178 00:09:09.580 --> 00:09:12.220 So no matter what they give you, I just eat 179 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:15.039 because it's supposed to be like, you know what I mean? 180 00:09:15.059 --> 00:09:18.250 Elegant or, you know what I mean? Avant-garde, yeah. Avant-garde. 181 00:09:18.570 --> 00:09:21.769 It's Epstein class. Yeah. You know what I mean? You 182 00:09:21.789 --> 00:09:27.029 know what I mean? It's like off the Epstein tasting 183 00:09:27.049 --> 00:09:31.240 menu or whatever. It's just like young fish or whatever. Sorry. 184 00:09:31.419 --> 00:09:33.659 Let's move on. Let's move on. We'll take that out. Yeah. Yeah. 185 00:09:33.700 --> 00:09:36.860 Let me take that out. But, um, so basically, um, 186 00:09:37.059 --> 00:09:38.440 I don't know how I got into the pee pee thing, 187 00:09:38.460 --> 00:09:40.659 but let's do a prayer. Okay. No, but you said 188 00:09:40.710 --> 00:09:43.090 you had tasted a little wiener or something, or you 189 00:09:43.110 --> 00:09:45.830 had a little years ago. I tasted the tip one. 190 00:09:46.169 --> 00:09:52.809 Was it on a, what type of person was it on? Color. Yeah. 191 00:09:52.870 --> 00:09:53.309 Or style. 192 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:55.279 Color. 193 00:09:56.299 --> 00:09:59.289 Can we go style? Yeah, style. Rave. Oh, we had 194 00:09:59.309 --> 00:10:01.870 a rave. No, a raver. A raver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 195 00:10:02.009 --> 00:10:05.070 So you just took a nip off a little raver wing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 196 00:10:05.090 --> 00:10:07.070 You know what you're saying? Which, what you do. Yeah. 197 00:10:07.090 --> 00:10:09.789 It's cultural. Oh, yeah. Glow sticks. 198 00:10:10.340 --> 00:10:10.600 Yeah. 199 00:10:10.659 --> 00:10:13.279 You'd have glow sticks, right? Oh, if so. And then 200 00:10:13.299 --> 00:10:18.679 you would, right? Yeah. And then you're, yeah. Okay. Every 201 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:21.200 once in a while. They just come out, right? And 202 00:10:21.220 --> 00:10:24.440 you take a little taste of the salty tip. Yeah, dude. 203 00:10:24.460 --> 00:10:27.330 That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cultural. So basically, you've 204 00:10:27.350 --> 00:10:29.649 been to a couple major laser shows is what you're saying. 205 00:10:29.669 --> 00:10:33.230 That's exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying, Doc. Just say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 206 00:10:33.250 --> 00:10:36.730 Just say that. You never kissed a tip? Oh, no, man. Yeah. 207 00:10:36.850 --> 00:10:39.759 Have you had opportunities to? I mean, I've definitely. I 208 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:41.519 remember when I was a child, you always tried to 209 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:44.899 get a real close gander at your own wiener. You know? 210 00:10:45.039 --> 00:10:46.820 I don't know Southern language, dude. You're going to have 211 00:10:46.860 --> 00:10:49.169 to describe it to me. Like I'm sure if you're 212

00:10:49.190 --> 00:10:51.309 a kid, a lot of young, we can't talk about children, 213 00:10:51.330 --> 00:10:55.029 but a lot of people that haven't grown up fully 214 00:10:57.389 --> 00:11:00.190 will try to like. I've never tried it. Will try 215 00:11:00.210 --> 00:11:02.669 to just get. Yeah, I never tried it. I have, 216 00:11:02.809 --> 00:11:05.620 I never got, I never. If I had been raised 217 00:11:05.629 --> 00:11:08.820 with yoga, right, and I could bend that way, you 218 00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:10.620 know what I mean? Like I had like, you know 219 00:11:10.639 --> 00:11:12.720 what I mean, a master as a kid. You know 220 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:14.980 what I mean? Bobby's son, you know? 221 00:11:15.549 --> 00:11:20.220 We have to strengthen your spine. And you go, why master? 222 00:11:21.100 --> 00:11:25.220 So one day you can kiss your own tip. But 223 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:26.980 I never had that master. Yeah. 224 00:11:27.100 --> 00:11:30.870 Yeah, yeah. Fuck karate. Yeah. Yeah, fuck jiu-jitsu, right? Karate's 225 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:34.629 just kicking, like, invisible people. I know. It doesn't work. Yeah. Also, 226 00:11:34.649 --> 00:11:37.870 in the UFC, you never say, he's a karate guy, right? Right? 227 00:11:38.409 --> 00:11:42.620 It's always jiu-jitsu, right? Yeah, yeah. Or boxing or kickboxing, right? Yeah, 228 00:11:42.639 --> 00:11:45.120 it's never like... It's never tai chi. Yeah, it's never... Yeah, 229 00:11:45.139 --> 00:11:48.620 no one's out there at UFC doing... Tai Chi, right? 230 00:11:48.820 --> 00:11:52.259 Am I right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know, yeah, 231 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:54.220 it's never one of his credits. It's like his mom 232 00:11:54.259 --> 00:11:58.399 wanted him to be able to defend himself, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 233 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:03.740 Rarely do you see Taekwondo in UFC. Right. It's usually boxers, kickboxers, 234 00:12:04.259 --> 00:12:07.759 jiu-jitsu guys, wrestlers. What is some of the stuff? Nick knows, actually, 235 00:12:07.779 --> 00:12:08.830 so let's go to Nick on that. 236 00:12:08.850 --> 00:12:11.429 Yeah, I mean, he named all the big ones. There's 237 00:12:11.490 --> 00:12:15.009 a few select karate guys, Stephen Wonderboy Thompson, MVP. 238 00:12:15.210 --> 00:12:15.409 Yeah. 239 00:12:15.629 --> 00:12:19.669 But jiu-jitsu and taekwondo, I think, are the biggest from 240 00:12:19.970 --> 00:12:20.889 traditional martial arts. 241 00:12:20.990 --> 00:12:28.740 From traditional. But generally, it's wrestling, kickboxing, boxing, right? 100%. 242 00:12:28.740 --> 00:12:32.519 Holloway is one of the best strikers with his hands 243 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:35.120 in the biz. You know what I mean? So you 244 00:12:35.460 --> 00:12:38.299 don't even know who he is? I do. He's Max Holloway. 245 00:12:38.340 --> 00:12:40.980 He lives and trains where you just were, right? I know. 246 00:12:41.139 --> 00:12:43.500 In Waikiki. And I smelled his essence around me. Did 247 00:12:43.539 --> 00:12:45.440 you see him? No, I called him to see if 248 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:47.059 he wanted, you know what I mean? But he was 249 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:51.370 going through something. Yeah. You know, as fighters do. Dear 250 00:12:51.379 --> 00:12:54.210 Heavenly Father. Okay, you want to pray? Let's do it. 251 00:12:54.250 --> 00:12:58.590 I just started. Okay, sorry. Dear Heavenly Father, Lord and Savior, 252 00:12:59.330 --> 00:13:03.830 Father of all, thank you so much of the gratitude 253 00:13:04.529 --> 00:13:08.470 of the fish in the sea. Amen. And the deep fish, 254 00:13:08.789 --> 00:13:10.919 like the Greenland shark, who lives 500 years, 500 years ago, 255 00:13:13.580 --> 00:13:15.820 Does he really? Sorry, go on. No, see, that's what 256 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:18.299 I'm talking about. I forgot. What do you mean? Look 257 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:20.279 at me right now, dude. No, just look at me 258 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:22.220 right now, dude. Can I omize during the prayer? Yeah, 259 00:13:22.379 --> 00:13:25.110 because the prayer stopped because you interrupted. All right, what? 260 00:13:25.870 --> 00:13:30.509 Don't do that. All right. All right? Greenland shark, all right? 261 00:13:30.570 --> 00:13:34.129 Thank you for the trees, nature. Thank you so much 262 00:13:35.029 --> 00:13:44.440 for the war. What war do you mean, son? The 263 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:48.159 war within my heart. The war that I want to 264 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:52.919 start with Theo because I did one line in his 265 00:13:52.980 --> 00:13:57.399 movie and he put me on the fucking poster. That's 266 00:13:57.419 --> 00:14:02.210 my prayer, dude. Sorry, go on. As if I was 267 00:14:02.370 --> 00:14:04.669 in the movie, he put me straight up in the 268 00:14:04.750 --> 00:14:08.649 middle of a movie poster, dear lord, when I had 269 00:14:08.669 --> 00:14:12.220 one fucking life sorry for swearing lord but i'm very 270 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:14.559 angry i have a war in my heart it's yeah 271 00:14:14.580 --> 00:14:17.980 yeah yeah you know one line and no i'm not 272 00:14:18.019 --> 00:14:21.120 done right i also had a patch over my face 273 00:14:21.460 --> 00:14:23.299 so most people didn't even know it was fucking me 274 00:14:23.320 --> 00:14:27.370 you know lord please give me the forgiveness you know 275 00:14:27.389 --> 00:14:30.850 i mean and the solitude and the confinement and the 276 00:14:30.929 --> 00:14:38.059 love for theo amen amen yeah Oh, thank you, God. 277 00:14:38.080 --> 00:14:40.279 Boss boys, go watch it in your local theater or 278 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:43.679 any video. Streaming and streaming. You know what I mean? 279 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:46.250 First of all. No, no, first of all what? First 280 00:14:46.289 --> 00:14:50.490 of all what? First of all. No, first of all what? 281 00:14:50.529 --> 00:14:52.830 Because let me tell you something, Bado. I'm going to

282 00:14:52.850 --> 00:14:55.110 take my glasses off, dude. Okay. Let me tell you something, Bado. 283 00:14:55.129 --> 00:14:57.289 Take my hat off. I'll take my fucking beanie off. 284 00:14:57.309 --> 00:14:59.769 You will? Yeah. All right. I'm going to put another 285 00:14:59.909 --> 00:15:01.259 hat on. Yeah, I'm going to put this hat on. 286 00:15:01.250 --> 00:15:02.019 All right. 287 00:15:02.179 --> 00:15:07.399 All right. All right. Why is this hat over there? 288 00:15:08.610 --> 00:15:11.659 I don't know. This one's over here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 289 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:15.190 Let me tell you something, Butto. All right. Okay. I'm 290 00:15:15.210 --> 00:15:18.889 not afraid of you. We're friends. Yeah, we're friends. Yeah, 291 00:15:18.909 --> 00:15:20.909 we're deep. You know what I mean? We were in 292 00:15:20.950 --> 00:15:24.789 the war. Okay. Yes, we were. Yeah, we was, right? 293 00:15:24.889 --> 00:15:29.169 This hat gives me, like, gone with the wind vibes. 294 00:15:29.779 --> 00:15:34.889 This has to give me gong with the wind vibe. Okay. 295 00:15:34.990 --> 00:15:37.889 Or gone with the nians. Yeah, nians. Yeah, yeah. You 296 00:15:37.909 --> 00:15:40.730 know how you spell that word? N-G-U-Y-N? No, what is it? 297 00:15:41.950 --> 00:15:49.779 Spell it out. N-G-U-Y-N. N-G-U-Y-N. The most common Vietnamese... Last name. 298 00:15:49.799 --> 00:15:52.409 Is that her name, yeah? Yeah, Nguyen. Nguyen. Yeah. Oh, 299 00:15:52.419 --> 00:15:54.960 that's how they say it, Nguyen. Okay, well... But also, 300 00:15:54.980 --> 00:15:55.879 a lot of people... Why did you have to look 301 00:15:55.919 --> 00:16:01.309 that up? A lot of black people, if they're asking, like, Like, 302 00:16:02.610 --> 00:16:06.269 if something's going to happen, they'll say that. What do 303 00:16:06.309 --> 00:16:10.029 you mean? What do you mean? That. Nguyen. Yeah. Like, 304 00:16:10.049 --> 00:16:14.269 what's up, Nguyen? No. You'll be like, dude, are we 305 00:16:14.289 --> 00:16:18.340 going or not? And you'll be like, yeah, Nguyen. Oh, 306 00:16:18.529 --> 00:16:21.679 I see. Don't you think? Yeah, I've never heard that. 307 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:24.539 You know what I mean? Yo, what was that party like? 308 00:16:24.559 --> 00:16:27.600 You know what I mean? That was Nguyen like a motherfucker. No, 309 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:29.620 that's not it. That's not it? I don't know how 310 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:33.470 to use it. That's racial. I'm saying. No, that wasn't racial. 311 00:16:33.750 --> 00:16:36.070 This hat seems racial, I think. Yeah, yeah. This hat 312 00:16:36.090 --> 00:16:39.490 seems very racial. No. Dude, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just 313 00:16:39.509 --> 00:16:40.929 take the hat off. We'll put them back on in 314 00:16:40.950 --> 00:16:42.330 a minute. I'm going to go back. Let's go back 315 00:16:42.350 --> 00:16:43.789 to our regular entire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to 316 00:16:43.809 --> 00:16:44.299 put these on too. 317 00:16:44.309 --> 00:16:44.570 Yeah, yeah. 318 00:16:44.590 --> 00:16:46.799 I'm going to put my glasses on. Let's get regular. 319 00:16:47.299 --> 00:16:49.700 So it was just a joke. I'm grateful that you 320 00:16:49.740 --> 00:16:53.600 used me in the movie. Yeah, for sure, dude. I 321 00:16:53.629 --> 00:16:56.379 wish you weren't available for more days for one. That's insane. 322 00:16:56.820 --> 00:16:59.480 You were shooting something. That's pure insanity. I have nothing 323 00:16:59.500 --> 00:17:02.279 going on. It's your schedule. This was 18 months ago. Yeah, 324 00:17:02.299 --> 00:17:05.779 it was 18 months ago. Yeah. So anyway, I'm glad 325 00:17:05.799 --> 00:17:08.710 I wasn't involved in that. I agree. We probably should 326 00:17:08.730 --> 00:17:11.089 take you off of it. What? I didn't make this poster, 327 00:17:11.109 --> 00:17:12.950 but I did. But I should have said something then. 328 00:17:13.029 --> 00:17:15.269 I should have asked you. No, it's fine. I mean, 329 00:17:15.289 --> 00:17:17.690 you use you. Here's what it is. If you had 330 00:17:17.750 --> 00:17:19.490 a line in my movie, I would put you on 331 00:17:19.509 --> 00:17:23.630 the poster. Yeah. Yeah, because it's like you're a big draw. 332 00:17:23.990 --> 00:17:25.769 But I should have asked you about it, though, probably. 333 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.140 Can I be honest with you? Because I like to 334 00:17:29.259 --> 00:17:32.819 set boundaries now. Yeah, for sure. Because I'm on Lexapro. 335 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:38.339 I just got off. Two ships passing in the night. Why? Like, 336 00:17:38.460 --> 00:17:41.680 the night of Hormuz, the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah. You 337 00:17:41.700 --> 00:17:44.400 know what I mean? We're just slowly passing through the night. Yeah, like, 338 00:17:44.460 --> 00:17:47.539 we don't have any oil. We have no... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 339 00:17:47.579 --> 00:17:51.440 we only have, like, plastic containers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, right? 340 00:17:51.460 --> 00:17:56.230 We're just collecting semen. Yeah, or seeds. Yeah, we're collecting seeds. Seeds, yeah. 341 00:17:56.269 --> 00:18:00.170 Seeds and semen. We're just wandering. We're lost. We're lost, yeah, yeah. 342 00:18:00.430 --> 00:18:03.470 But anyway, I don't even know why we got... Oh, yeah, 343 00:18:03.490 --> 00:18:06.750 we're passing that. I'm on Lexapro. Yeah. So, you know, 344 00:18:06.829 --> 00:18:08.690 I like to set boundaries, right? And I like to 345 00:18:08.730 --> 00:18:11.619 be real. And my... I want to say something real 346 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:15.920 to you is that I'm ready to hear it. Sorry. 347 00:18:16.339 --> 00:18:18.400 I get it. I'm ready to hear it, man. No, 348 00:18:18.539 --> 00:18:21.000 I just said it. Okay. So I get the bus bus. 349 00:18:21.059 --> 00:18:25.589 It was just a joke, the prayer, right? And I 350 00:18:25.619 --> 00:18:30.529 have to admit, when I first saw it, I was annoyed. Yep. 351

00:18:30.569 --> 00:18:31.849 And I have to tell you that as a friend. 352 00:18:31.930 --> 00:18:37.029 Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I'm grateful that when people ask 353 00:18:37.049 --> 00:18:39.670 me to do things, you know what I mean? You 354 00:18:39.690 --> 00:18:44.619 felt like we were using you. A little bit. You 355 00:18:44.660 --> 00:18:47.009 know what I mean? But being on set with you 356 00:18:47.049 --> 00:18:49.750 guys and having fun, I already expressed myself to Dave. 357 00:18:49.769 --> 00:18:51.650 You know what I mean? I didn't know that. He 358 00:18:51.670 --> 00:18:53.829 didn't even mention it to me. No, he showed me it. 359 00:18:53.869 --> 00:18:56.809 I didn't say it then, but later when I saw him, 360 00:18:56.829 --> 00:18:59.579 I said it. And then he goes, next movie will 361 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:01.740 get bigger role. Yeah, yeah. 362 00:19:01.980 --> 00:19:04.599 This was the much wider use poster, I think. 363 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:10.079 Oh, here we go. What are you, Pakistan? Huh? You're 364 00:19:10.119 --> 00:19:12.519 Pakistan all of a sudden trying to be middle? This 365 00:19:12.539 --> 00:19:17.220 dude's poster saying. Yeah, nah, dude. We're at war, guy. Yeah, dude. 366 00:19:17.309 --> 00:19:20.930 Nothing you can do. All right? He has a 15-point plan. 367 00:19:20.950 --> 00:19:24.130 I got a 10-point plan. They ain't mixing. Right, dude? 368 00:19:24.289 --> 00:19:27.549 Trump's like, I got a six-point, I got a 40-point plan. Yeah, 40-point. 369 00:19:27.650 --> 00:19:31.740 It ain't happening. So my point is this, okay? You know, 370 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:34.279 I really like, you know what I mean? Because I've 371 00:19:34.299 --> 00:19:38.009 heard your stance on Rogan. You know what I mean? 372 00:19:38.450 --> 00:19:42.519 About your feelings toward what's going on, especially in that 373 00:19:42.579 --> 00:19:45.839 area of the region I really- In the Middle East? No, dude. 374 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:49.960 In Austin? Alhambra. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know 375 00:19:49.980 --> 00:19:51.940 what's going on over there. Yeah, bro. The bubble shops 376 00:19:51.980 --> 00:19:55.059 are shutting down. We're shooting pool with J-Rod today. No. 377 00:19:56.420 --> 00:19:58.559 You follow J-Rod, dude? He's the best. No, no, no, J-Rod. 378 00:19:58.599 --> 00:20:01.210 My point is that I really, you know, I think 379 00:20:01.230 --> 00:20:03.369 I agree with you with a lot of these things 380 00:20:03.390 --> 00:20:04.769 that you're saying. You know what I mean? I don't 381 00:20:04.809 --> 00:20:09.089 say it out loud because, you know, I'm a libtard. 382 00:20:10.460 --> 00:20:13.400 I've always have and always will be. I've always have been. 383 00:20:13.460 --> 00:20:15.960 You think so? Oh, yeah. I mean, we're all liberal 384 00:20:15.980 --> 00:20:17.720 about some stuff. I think we're all just whatever. I'm 385 00:20:17.740 --> 00:20:21.079 full-blown liberal. Oh, you are? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm full-blown, yeah. 386 00:20:21.099 --> 00:20:23.880 I don't give a fuck about no immigration. I didn't 387 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:26.180 know that, man. And it's okay. I don't know. I mean, 388 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:29.809 I don't, you know, I don't talk about politics, but 389 00:20:29.869 --> 00:20:31.259 I just want to. Well, you never talk about it. 390 00:20:31.269 --> 00:20:34.130 I never have, never will. You never do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 391 00:20:34.569 --> 00:20:36.789 This is the first time I've ever brought it up. Yeah. Really. 392 00:20:36.809 --> 00:20:36.970 Really. 393 00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:39.420 And I want to say to you that I like 394 00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:43.180 what you're saying about it. That's all. Well, thanks. It's confusing. 395 00:20:43.480 --> 00:20:46.829 It's confusing. And, you know, all you have to do 396 00:20:46.890 --> 00:20:49.490 is you have to ask a question and you go, 397 00:20:49.630 --> 00:20:52.910 why is this happening? And you do some research, right? 398 00:20:53.049 --> 00:20:55.710 And then you figure it out. You have critical thinking 399 00:20:56.430 --> 00:20:58.289 and you go and then you look at the past 400 00:20:59.269 --> 00:21:01.960 and it's a little confusing, you know, and I have 401 00:21:01.980 --> 00:21:04.099 a lot of questions. Why are you looking at me 402 00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:06.549 like that? No, I'm just trying to absorb what you're saying. Yeah, 403 00:21:06.789 --> 00:21:09.930 these are things that you know. Huh? No, I'm just saying, 404 00:21:09.990 --> 00:21:12.890 right now you look kind of like a wasp that 405 00:21:12.950 --> 00:21:17.849 listens to 311, kind of. Why does it always have 406 00:21:17.869 --> 00:21:21.730 to be a put-down? You're right, sorry. You know what 407 00:21:21.759 --> 00:21:24.299 I mean? Yeah, you're right, dude. I'm giving you a compliment. 408 00:21:25.140 --> 00:21:27.720 I look like a mosquito from some sort of southern land. 409 00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:28.039 Yeah. 410 00:21:28.259 --> 00:21:29.519 Dude, you know, put him back on then. I'll give 411 00:21:29.539 --> 00:21:30.740 you a better one. Yeah, give me another one, dude. 412 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:34.140 All right. You look like the eighth dwarf on me. 413 00:21:35.980 --> 00:21:40.859 You know what I'm saying? There's like sleepy, sneezy, dopey, 414 00:21:41.259 --> 00:21:48.130 and ramen. No, it's got to be E. Sleepy, sneezy, dopey. Gooky. No. Why? 415 00:21:48.289 --> 00:21:53.599 Gooky is not a word, I don't think. Gooky monster. Oh, okay. 416 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:57.960 Where's the gookies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 417 00:21:58.039 --> 00:22:01.019 Have you seen the gookies around here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, 418 00:22:01.079 --> 00:22:04.079 chocolate chip gookies. Yeah. And it's just a Chinese guy 419 00:22:04.119 --> 00:22:06.480 with a fucking handful of chocolate. I remember the days 420 00:22:06.529 --> 00:22:09.049 of

your back. I was thinking about some of the 421 00:22:09.089 --> 00:22:12.349 stories you told back where you grew up and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, 422 00:22:12.410 --> 00:22:15.309 and it's so weird. And I thought to myself, what 423 00:22:15.329 --> 00:22:19.589 if there was a Korean Theo Van? That'd be so funny. Oh, 424 00:22:19.609 --> 00:22:22.369 back when I live, you know, in Busan. We had 425 00:22:22.410 --> 00:22:26.509 a guy in our neighborhood. We called him crazy. Left, 426 00:22:26.630 --> 00:22:29.009 I was Chinese. Right, I was Japanese. We don't know 427 00:22:29.029 --> 00:22:33.109 what we're communists. I mean, that's like, you know what 428 00:22:33.130 --> 00:22:35.269 I mean? Some of your stories, you know what I mean? 429 00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:37.740 And the people that you grew up with is so, 430 00:22:38.059 --> 00:22:42.180 it's so, so believable and true. Would it translate to 431 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:44.720 y'all's culture, you think? My culture and y'all's culture? We 432 00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:47.220 have the same fucking culture. What the fuck are you 433 00:22:47.279 --> 00:22:49.160 talking about? You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. 434 00:22:49.299 --> 00:22:52.589 I don't know what you're saying. I'm an American. Bobby. No, no, no. 435 00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:56.380 I'm tired of this shit. I'm not saying anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 436 00:22:56.410 --> 00:22:58.440 you are. Bobby, I'm not. You're doing this thing again. 437 00:22:58.460 --> 00:23:01.859 I've never done anything. Oh, you're saying you're trying to 438 00:23:01.920 --> 00:23:04.960 separate us when we're the same. You and I have 439 00:23:04.980 --> 00:23:08.380 the same empathy. All right. You're a very sensitive guy. 440 00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:12.200 Are you not? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:23:12.539 --> 00:23:17.079 I think that you have a tad bit of ADHD. Okay. Okay. 442 00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:20.599 And these are things that you... That's why we're friends, 443 00:23:20.680 --> 00:23:23.180 because I understand these things about you. You know what 444 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:30.490 I mean? And you're a sensitive, empathetic, gay dude, really. Whoa, bro. Whoa, dude. 445 00:23:30.549 --> 00:23:32.890 I mean, let's be real. Huh? And you've kissed the tip. 446 00:23:33.430 --> 00:23:35.910 I've never had. Yes, you have. You've kissed the tip, dude. Dude, 447 00:23:35.990 --> 00:23:37.970 I never even went by anybody's wiener in my whole life. 448 00:23:39.049 --> 00:23:40.390 One dude, like, was trying to get us to, like, 449 00:23:40.410 --> 00:23:44.700 play Navy in his bathtub or whatever. And, dude... I 450 00:23:44.740 --> 00:23:49.599 didn't reenlist. Huh? I didn't reenlist. Oh, you didn't reenlist. 451 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:52.079 All right. No, I wouldn't, dude. I signed up for 452 00:23:52.099 --> 00:23:55.880 the draft for that game. Yeah, yeah. I was on 453 00:23:56.359 --> 00:23:59.140 that boat, dude. Who would you fight for if they 454 00:23:59.160 --> 00:24:04.680 had a draft? I mean, here's the thing, dude. Because 455 00:24:04.759 --> 00:24:07.460 I'm 54. So they said there's a draft and we're 456 00:24:07.609 --> 00:24:10.190 extending the age to 55. I think I have a 457 00:24:10.250 --> 00:24:14.329 compelling reason to get out. What is it? One of 458 00:24:14.349 --> 00:24:17.950 them is that I will kill more of us than them. 459 00:24:17.970 --> 00:24:24.130 I'll go, and I'll go in a circle, and just 460 00:24:24.150 --> 00:24:28.920 do a full circle. Right? And they're like, dude, you 461 00:24:28.940 --> 00:24:31.559 killed Jim, Frank, you know what I mean? Like a little, 462 00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:35.119 like a yard waterer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would 463 00:24:35.140 --> 00:24:38.539 kill more people than them, right? I also have like, 464 00:24:38.720 --> 00:24:40.539 you know what I mean? I get hungry real quick. 465 00:24:41.849 --> 00:24:44.630 Like some of these boats that are out there, I mean, U.S. 466 00:24:44.990 --> 00:24:47.509 vessels are out there. They're running out of food, right? 467 00:24:47.809 --> 00:24:49.750 So if I was in a jungle fighting in a war, 468 00:24:49.769 --> 00:24:54.089 I would just be biting trees and shit. Whatever. I 469 00:24:54.130 --> 00:24:57.990 would eat anything. Dude, if you got shot, I'm going 470 00:24:58.009 --> 00:25:03.150 to take some. What, you'd eat part of my body? Some. Well, 471 00:25:03.190 --> 00:25:05.230 what part would you have first, you think? Be honest. 472 00:25:07.430 --> 00:25:11.369 The tip, dude. Ooh. Bro, just have it all if 473 00:25:11.390 --> 00:25:12.990 you're going to have it. No, no, just the tip, dude. 474 00:25:13.039 --> 00:25:14.559 If you eat the tip off, dude, it's going to 475 00:25:14.579 --> 00:25:15.700 fucking look so weird. 476 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:16.140 You're dead. 477 00:25:16.180 --> 00:25:19.920 Who gives a fuck, man? I'm a POW, I said. No, 478 00:25:19.940 --> 00:25:22.319 this is what I want. If I was a POW, dude, 479 00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:24.309 don't eat just the half of my wiener a little bit. 480 00:25:24.319 --> 00:25:26.329 You know what I would do? I would cut all 481 00:25:26.349 --> 00:25:28.910 of it, your testicles and your penis, right? And I 482 00:25:28.910 --> 00:25:32.309 would tuck everything inside a hole. And then at your funeral, 483 00:25:32.349 --> 00:25:36.569 people are going to go, Theo was a fucking trans man. Yeah. 484 00:25:37.289 --> 00:25:40.529 I do tricks. Dude, what if I was trans man 485 00:25:40.569 --> 00:25:43.950 and they buried me in a Trans Am, dude? Yeah, 486 00:25:43.970 --> 00:25:45.990 that'd be the shit. I'll be there at the funeral. 487 00:25:46.009 --> 00:25:51.329 But dude, that'd be crazy. Draft-wise, would you? Well, let 488 00:25:51.349 --> 00:25:52.970 me finish this up. Do you just threaten to eat 489 00:25:52.990 --> 00:25:56.210 my wiener in a fictional story? I was

kidding, dude. Okay. Well, 490 00:25:56.269 --> 00:26:00.490 say that then. There's a comedy podcast. Yeah, I understand that. 491 00:26:00.509 --> 00:26:02.630 You understand that? But when you show up with your energy. 492 00:26:03.569 --> 00:26:05.349 What do you mean my energy? Some of it seems 493 00:26:05.390 --> 00:26:08.740 today to be a lot. and a little bit threatening, 494 00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:09.559 is that fair to say? 495 00:26:09.579 --> 00:26:11.980 A little bit, a little bit. 496 00:26:12.579 --> 00:26:17.200 Pakistan again, huh? Yeah, you're just like, I'm going to, yeah. No, 497 00:26:17.210 --> 00:26:18.710 when you say, I'm just going to nip off the 498 00:26:18.829 --> 00:26:21.609 end or whatever. Yeah, I would never do that, dude. 499 00:26:22.109 --> 00:26:24.170 But I don't want my wiener to be missing the 500 00:26:24.230 --> 00:26:26.250 end of it and people are like, what happened? It 501 00:26:26.289 --> 00:26:30.289 got nipped or whatever. Dude, the honest truth. Can we 502 00:26:30.309 --> 00:26:36.049 say nipped or not? Absolutely. Yeah, I would nip, right? 503 00:26:36.670 --> 00:26:39.410 I wouldn't lick. You know what I mean? I wouldn't gargle. 504 00:26:39.430 --> 00:26:42.009 You know what I mean? I wouldn't smell. What are 505 00:26:42.049 --> 00:26:44.329 you talking about? No, what I'm saying, if you died 506 00:26:44.390 --> 00:26:51.220 in the war, and I would literally take your tags, right? 507 00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:57.000 I would bury you. I'd make a little tombstone. Here 508 00:26:57.039 --> 00:27:00.599 lies comedian Theo Vaughn. And I wouldn't do anything. You 509 00:27:00.619 --> 00:27:02.160 know what I mean? You wouldn't do anything to my 510 00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:06.660 body to desecrate it? No, dude. But everyone around me, 511 00:27:06.700 --> 00:27:09.740 other soldiers, yeah. You think so? Yeah, because I know you. 512 00:27:09.859 --> 00:27:12.240 There's no way I'm going to eat the tip. Or 513 00:27:12.289 --> 00:27:15.009 eat any part of your body. Dude, I'd fucking have 514 00:27:15.069 --> 00:27:17.650 a little bit of your ass, boy. Not your ass, 515 00:27:17.690 --> 00:27:20.589 but just... Don't say it like boy. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 516 00:27:20.789 --> 00:27:22.089 Let me put this hat on. Yeah, yeah, I'm going 517 00:27:22.109 --> 00:27:22.769 to put my hat on. 518 00:27:23.349 --> 00:27:24.950 Bobby, can you scoot your chair to the left a little? 519 00:27:25.349 --> 00:27:25.589 What? 520 00:27:25.990 --> 00:27:27.569 Just scoot left a little when you get seated. 521 00:27:27.630 --> 00:27:33.230 Okay. You know what time it is, cut? Prize picks! 522 00:27:33.940 --> 00:27:38.500 Prize picks! Who you with, prize picks? PrizePix, it's America's 523 00:27:38.539 --> 00:27:41.279 number one sports picks app. That's what it is. The 524 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:44.400 app is really simple to use. To get started, you 525 00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:48.829 just pick more or less

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Yeah. I would. Okay, 590 00:31:54.269 --> 00:31:56.970 hold on. Yeah, yeah. Chill out, man. We're fighting again. 591 00:31:57.009 --> 00:31:59.609 Let me give you the circumstances. Okay, give me the circumstances. Yeah, yeah. 592 00:31:59.630 --> 00:32:03.450 We're doing Vietnam 2. Ooh. There's got to be a sequel. Yeah, 593 00:32:03.470 --> 00:32:07.680 because we lost the last one. Did y'all? Y'all? I'm 594 00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:12.259 always on your team. What do you mean y'all? I 595 00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.640 was born here, guy. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 596 00:32:15.660 --> 00:32:18.140 You do. Yeah. But I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. I'd still be, dude, 597 00:32:18.180 --> 00:32:19.660 if I was an American soldier, I'd still be wearing 598 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:22.759 this hat. You would? Oh, shit. Yeah, that's good. So 599 00:32:22.779 --> 00:32:25.269 I could sneak onto the other side. Bro, we would 600 00:32:25.309 --> 00:32:28.809 be in the best military ever. You and I? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, 601 00:32:28.849 --> 00:32:32.029 we would fucking stay up all night partying. Oh, dude. 602 00:32:32.130 --> 00:32:36.210 I would relapse. Eating Twizzlers. Oh, yeah, dude. We'd relapse 603 00:32:36.269 --> 00:32:38.210 on opium, dude, that our own government would sell to 604 00:32:38.230 --> 00:32:42.799 its soldiers. Yeah. Yeah, we'd be shooting opium, listening to 605 00:32:42.859 --> 00:32:47.119 Purple Haze. Some folks born made to wear a flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 606 00:32:47.140 --> 00:32:51.009 We'd be cutting on it. What is it good for? 607 00:32:51.309 --> 00:32:54.450 Absolutely nothing. Say it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And 608 00:32:54.470 --> 00:32:57.589 we're like shooting opium, right? And they're just like kissing tips. 609 00:32:57.789 --> 00:32:58.009 Yeah. 610 00:32:58.309 --> 00:33:00.329 Dude, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be 611 00:33:00.369 --> 00:33:05.130 kissing the tip. With music, heroin, just the tip. Bro, 612 00:33:05.190 --> 00:33:06.849 I just want to be straight and help my country. 613 00:33:06.970 --> 00:33:09.349 I'm straight, too, dude. I have a girlfriend now. Dude, 614 00:33:09.369 --> 00:33:10.710 here's what we'd be doing. We'd be staying up late, 615 00:33:10.769 --> 00:33:12.849 and we'd get pissed off, and I would cut one 616 00:33:12.869 --> 00:33:14.349 of my nipples off and just throw it, and you'd 617 00:33:14.410 --> 00:33:16.230 catch it in your mouth. Oh, that'd be cool, dude. 618 00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:18.740 That's how fucked up we'd be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's partying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 619 00:33:18.779 --> 00:33:21.740 That's partying. That's partying, dude. Oh, yeah. I know it. 620 00:33:21.779 --> 00:33:25.000 And then I would sew it back on your nip. Yeah. Yeah, dude. 621 00:33:25.220 --> 00:33:30.099 Good God. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say 622 00:33:30.140 --> 00:33:36.140 it again. Born in the USA. Anyway, we're Vietnam 2. 623 00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:40.240 Vietnam 2, what would you do? You're drafted. Theo Vaughn drafted. Okay. 624 00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:44.180 Born in the USA isn't a Vietnam song. That was 625 00:33:44.220 --> 00:33:46.430 written

way after. I know, but I'm just saying. Don't 626 00:33:46.490 --> 00:33:47.869 sing that song then for that war. It doesn't even 627 00:33:47.890 --> 00:33:49.470 apply to both of us, so I won't sing it. 628 00:33:49.930 --> 00:33:51.349 Let's go on. What did you ask me? What do 629 00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:55.069 you mean? I mean, bro. Dude, I'm USA all the way, dude. 630 00:33:55.369 --> 00:33:58.380 Are you? Oh, yeah, dude. Guess what one of my 631 00:33:58.420 --> 00:34:02.380 favorite restaurants are? Cracker Barrel. Oh, it is? Am I 632 00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:06.319 American or what? Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel. Yeah. Really? 633 00:34:06.339 --> 00:34:08.690 I think it's the best breakfast. Dude, it's a good 634 00:34:08.710 --> 00:34:11.230 breakfast spot. It is. But when I walk in in 635 00:34:11.250 --> 00:34:16.820 the south, everyone stops working when I walk in. Yeah. Well, 636 00:34:16.940 --> 00:34:19.460 there's kind of like a moment of remembrance. You think so? 637 00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:22.340 They're not saluting me. No. They're like, what the fuck 638 00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:24.199 is this? Well, it's because some of it's just like 639 00:34:24.219 --> 00:34:26.440 there's like an old like I remember this like my 640 00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:30.519 my stepdad and he was in the wars. Right. And 641 00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:33.519 he what war? I don't know. He was in at 642 00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:37.190 least two to two out of three. And he went 643 00:34:37.329 --> 00:34:39.590 to he would take my mom to the Chinese buffet. 644 00:34:40.420 --> 00:34:43.599 In the war? No, no. In town. He would take this... 645 00:34:43.980 --> 00:34:45.679 They had this place called Yellow Bellies or whatever. It 646 00:34:45.699 --> 00:34:47.519 was a Chinese buffet or whatever. I don't remember. What 647 00:34:47.559 --> 00:34:49.360 was it called? See if you can look it up. 648 00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.260 But he would take my... He would take my mom 649 00:34:52.300 --> 00:34:55.340 over there. I'm not even joking, dude. To Yellow Bellies. Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 650 00:34:55.889 --> 00:34:59.489 He would. I'm not joking, Bobby. No, it's not called 651 00:34:59.510 --> 00:35:03.210 Yellow Bellies. It was. There's no way it's called Yellow Bellies, dude. Bro. 652 00:35:03.250 --> 00:35:03.969 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 653 00:35:04.190 --> 00:35:05.869 It was called Yellow Bellies. Okay, okay, okay. And they 654 00:35:05.929 --> 00:35:07.489 changed the name. They changed one of the letters on 655 00:35:07.510 --> 00:35:12.030 the sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To... To like yellow bells 656 00:35:12.070 --> 00:35:13.969 or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's better. Because 657 00:35:13.989 --> 00:35:16.260 the eye burnt out or whatever. So it was just 658 00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:17.940 like yellow bells and it was just like. Oh, it 659 00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:19.800 was a belly with an eye at them? Yeah. Oh, 660 00:35:19.820 --> 00:35:23.489 that's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, 661 00:35:23.550 --> 00:35:25.550 that's what I'm saying. It's a play on words. Oh, yeah. 662 00:35:25.750 --> 00:35:29.050 But it's, so anyway, what happened was he would, after dinner, 663 00:35:29.070 --> 00:35:30.510 he would always go sit my mom in the car 664 00:35:30.670 --> 00:35:32.570 and then he'd go back in and he would like. 665 00:35:34.659 --> 00:35:37.019 to some of the workers that worked there for things 666 00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:42.460 that had happened when he was in different conflicts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. 667 00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:44.400 But we've never been in a conflict with China. It 668 00:35:46.059 --> 00:35:48.780 was a Chinese restaurant? Yeah. So your uncle would go 669 00:35:48.820 --> 00:35:51.650 into a Chinese restaurant and apologize to a country. It 670 00:35:51.670 --> 00:35:53.409 wasn't my uncle. It was somebody that my mom was smashing. 671 00:35:53.429 --> 00:35:56.030 All right, whoever. Your mom's smashing. Somebody my mom was smashing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 672 00:35:56.309 --> 00:35:59.130 So we've never been in a war really with China. 673 00:35:59.829 --> 00:36:04.130 So he's apologizing to a group of people That they 674 00:36:04.170 --> 00:36:07.130 have no idea what the fuck he's talking about. They know. No, 675 00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:10.789 they don't know. Chinese people are like, oh, thank you 676 00:36:10.869 --> 00:36:14.429 so much for apologizing because we were feeling so bad 677 00:36:14.489 --> 00:36:17.289 about it. No, but dude, not everybody. This happens a 678 00:36:17.309 --> 00:36:18.730 lot in small towns, Bobby, and this is the truth. 679 00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:21.380 A lot of small towns, if they open up a 680 00:36:21.409 --> 00:36:24.719 place that is ethnical in the town, and it's different, 681 00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:28.440 they will hire anybody that even looks like that culture 682 00:36:28.579 --> 00:36:30.099 to work there. So I could get a job at 683 00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:36.219 Yellow Belly. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Managing. Huh? Management. Maybe assistant manager. Okay. Okay. 684 00:36:36.460 --> 00:36:39.079 You know, maybe they might let you manage on Sundays. Yeah, yeah. 685 00:36:39.099 --> 00:36:41.079 But what I'm saying is this. So then he would 686 00:36:41.099 --> 00:36:42.699 go in and kind of apologize. And you have to think, 687 00:36:42.739 --> 00:36:44.440 this is something kind of crazy. Yeah. So a lot 688 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.559 of people went and fought in some of these wars, right? 689 00:36:47.059 --> 00:36:50.579 Then they came back and they never saw anybody from 690 00:36:50.739 --> 00:36:53.780 any of these cultures until like 40 years later when 691 00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:57.960 a restaurant with some different ethnical food showed up in 692 00:36:57.980 --> 00:37:01.190 their town. And that's the, that's like the, they never, 693 00:37:01.469 --> 00:37:03.389 that's

kind of crazy to think that, you know? Does 694 00:37:03.409 --> 00:37:07.070 it make sense to you? Let me get this right. Yeah. Okay. 695 00:37:07.269 --> 00:37:10.900 So what you're saying is you're, let's just call this 696 00:37:10.940 --> 00:37:13.519 guy Jim. Okay. What do you want to call him? 697 00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:16.440 His name is Charlie. Okay. All right. Can I call 698 00:37:16.460 --> 00:37:19.639 him Charlie? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ironic that his name 699 00:37:19.699 --> 00:37:22.909 is Charlie. I mean, look. And he was a nom. 700 00:37:23.300 --> 00:37:27.119 You were going to call him that no matter what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 701 00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:29.860 But sure, you can. Yeah. And he died, and he 702 00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:31.380 wore a lot of gloves. And rest in peace, Charlie. 703 00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:32.480 He wore a lot of gloves. So what you're telling 704 00:37:32.500 --> 00:37:36.409 me is Charlie came back from the Vietnam War, didn't 705 00:37:36.449 --> 00:37:40.429 see an Asian person for 40 fucking years. Yeah. Right? 706 00:37:40.730 --> 00:37:46.750 And all of a sudden, Yellow Belly opens, a Chinese restaurant. Semi-Chinese, off-Chinese. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Semi-Chinese, 707 00:37:46.769 --> 00:37:50.360 all right? And he walked in there, and because he 708 00:37:50.389 --> 00:37:55.090 hadn't seen a Vietnamese person in 40 years... He went 709 00:37:55.139 --> 00:37:59.889 up to a Chinese person and apologized for the Vietnam 710 00:37:59.929 --> 00:38:02.650 War and what he did. Yeah. Okay. His heart had 711 00:38:02.670 --> 00:38:09.179 been changed. That's the truth, Bobby. Bobby, that's the truth, man. 712 00:38:09.420 --> 00:38:12.269 I swear. I know. And my mom would tell you. 713 00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:14.309 I understand that, but maybe go to a Vietnamese person. 714 00:38:15.219 --> 00:38:16.619 But they don't have all that. They don't have a 715 00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:19.699 Vietnamese restaurant in town. At that point, it's like you 716 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.599 just take what you can get, bro. They'll hire a 717 00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:26.920 fucking Mexican guy who's fucking... Who's high. No. Whose eyes 718 00:38:26.960 --> 00:38:29.119 look Chinese. Yeah, who's high. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A 719 00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:31.849 high Mexican guy. Yeah, or just like, you smoked up 720 00:38:31.869 --> 00:38:34.050 24-7 when you walk here. Whose eyes, you know, he's 721 00:38:34.070 --> 00:38:36.889 got those lowrider eyes, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes 722 00:38:36.929 --> 00:38:40.030 you see those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so what 723 00:38:40.050 --> 00:38:43.219 you're saying to me is that... And did he feel, 724 00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:46.099 did Charlie feel better about doing that? He felt, no, 725 00:38:46.139 --> 00:38:47.800 I just think over the years, his heart had been like, 726 00:38:47.900 --> 00:38:50.159 he just kind of like, you know, something that, you know, 727 00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:54.670 he just had probably some remorse. Yes. And I feel 728 00:38:54.730 --> 00:38:57.469 empathy for that. But I'll tell you what the Chinese 729 00:38:57.510 --> 00:39:00.829 people were thinking at Yellow Belly. What? What the fuck 730 00:39:00.869 --> 00:39:03.869 was that about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they're thinking. 731 00:39:04.489 --> 00:39:08.019 What was he talking about? Nuh-uh. Yeah, yeah. Because they're 732 00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:11.159 not in the Vietnam War. Do you understand? Yeah, I understand. 733 00:39:11.179 --> 00:39:13.760 I feel like– no, no, no. I think that there's– No, 734 00:39:13.780 --> 00:39:16.900 I know exactly what you're saying. No, because we do 735 00:39:16.940 --> 00:39:19.480 this all the time. No, we don't. Yeah, yeah. No, 736 00:39:19.500 --> 00:39:20.969 we don't. Yeah, we do. We do this all the 737 00:39:21.030 --> 00:39:26.610 time and– What do you mean we do this? You're 738 00:39:26.630 --> 00:39:28.670 saying you and I have this conversation a lot? Yeah, 739 00:39:28.750 --> 00:39:31.610 you and I always go. into, and I don't want 740 00:39:31.650 --> 00:39:34.750 to do it anymore. I think this is the last time. Okay, 741 00:39:34.769 --> 00:39:38.429 give me the other hat then. Oh, you want that 742 00:39:38.570 --> 00:39:41.030 share crop I had, huh? How you doing, man? Huh? 743 00:39:41.469 --> 00:39:43.300 How you doing, man? I'm good, sir. 744 00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:43.590 Yeah. 745 00:39:43.929 --> 00:39:47.909 Billy Lee, that's my name. Billy? Billy Lee. Billy Lee. 746 00:39:48.090 --> 00:39:50.269 Billy Lee. I love you. I love you. I'm happy 747 00:39:50.289 --> 00:39:51.809 to be here today working for you, sir. What can 748 00:39:51.829 --> 00:39:52.389 I do for you? 749 00:39:52.409 --> 00:39:56.280 I just want to apologize for what I did to 750 00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:58.280 your people in the Vietnam War. 751 00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:05.739 I apologize. What's your name, man? My name? Yeah, man. 752 00:40:07.389 --> 00:40:12.260 My name's Clark. Clark. Clark. Clark. I apologize. But see 753 00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:15.920 how that feels? Wait, hold on. You have nothing to 754 00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:19.960 do with the fucking Vietnam War. You're a white dude 755 00:40:19.980 --> 00:40:22.260 named Clark wearing that hat because you just happened to 756 00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.260 get a job as a busser at Yellow Belly, right? 757 00:40:25.670 --> 00:40:27.989 And some guy, Charlie. I've been working there for almost 758 00:40:28.030 --> 00:40:30.070 three months. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, hey, Clark, I want 759 00:40:30.090 --> 00:40:32.769 to apologize because I know you're wearing that hat. You're probably, 760 00:40:33.250 --> 00:40:35.769 you know what I mean? Yeah, I slaughtered a village. 761 00:40:36.570 --> 00:40:39.860 You know what I mean? And I feel bad about it, man. So, hey, 762 00:40:39.940 --> 00:40:41.909 give me a hug, man. We

hug, right? He'd get 763 00:40:41.929 --> 00:40:44.469 a little tip. Five bucks. That's what he would do. 764 00:40:44.510 --> 00:40:45.969 He'd go in there and he'd hit him with a 765 00:40:45.989 --> 00:40:46.969 little extra. 766 00:40:47.010 --> 00:40:47.150 Yeah. 767 00:40:47.170 --> 00:40:49.489 And Charlie seems like he would hide the tip. So 768 00:40:49.510 --> 00:40:52.409 there'd be a nice like... It's like in Heated Rivalry. 769 00:40:52.650 --> 00:40:54.750 You ever see that show? I haven't seen that. Yeah, yeah. 770 00:40:55.630 --> 00:40:59.050 You know that show? The gay hockey show? Uh-uh. Is 771 00:40:59.090 --> 00:41:01.460 that a show? Yeah. You never heard of Heated Rivalry? 772 00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:03.579 It's the hottest show in America, dude. Is it really? 773 00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:06.239 I think I've heard Josh Morrissey's in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 774 00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:10.159 It's about these two gay... Top gay hockey players, but 775 00:41:10.179 --> 00:41:12.159 they're in love. Oh. There's a lot of gay love 776 00:41:12.179 --> 00:41:14.550 in it. Is Gianni Paolo in it? Yeah, yeah. No. 777 00:41:15.829 --> 00:41:18.070 I think Gianni and Josh Morrissey might be in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 778 00:41:18.550 --> 00:41:21.289 But anyway, in Heated Rivalry. No shade, Josh. There's a 779 00:41:21.369 --> 00:41:25.989 scene in Heated Rivalry when one of the hockey players 780 00:41:26.090 --> 00:41:29.150 passes a water bottle. So I'm going to just show 781 00:41:29.170 --> 00:41:31.130 you what one of them does. All right. So they're 782 00:41:31.469 --> 00:41:34.389 not out. You know what I mean? They're like these 783 00:41:34.449 --> 00:41:36.840 manly hockey players. Right. Can you pick it up with 784 00:41:36.860 --> 00:41:41.130 that hand, please? Yeah. Yeah. No, pick it with that hand. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 785 00:41:41.250 --> 00:41:43.269 And he passes it like this, right? And then he 786 00:41:43.289 --> 00:41:47.090 does this. How does that feel? Do it with this 787 00:41:47.110 --> 00:41:48.760 hand so that people can see it on the camera. Okay, okay. 788 00:41:48.780 --> 00:41:50.579 Do it with your other hand. So do it with 789 00:41:50.619 --> 00:41:52.579 this hand? Use your left hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I 790 00:41:52.579 --> 00:41:54.460 don't have a lot of control in this hand, but 791 00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:56.940 I'll try. I don't give a shit. Okay, so pick 792 00:41:56.960 --> 00:42:00.139 the top. Okay, pick the top. So you grab it 793 00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:03.809 like this, and he goes. What? Yeah, and then you 794 00:42:03.849 --> 00:42:06.829 take the bottle. That's like one of the first episodes. 795 00:42:07.809 --> 00:42:11.909 It's kind of like a gay relay race. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 796 00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:14.329 It was a gay relay race. But it's also a 797 00:42:14.369 --> 00:42:16.610 way to show like– you know what I mean? Right. 798 00:42:16.630 --> 00:42:19.489 There's foreshadowing. Yeah,

there's some foreshadowing. So if I did 799 00:42:19.510 --> 00:42:21.909 that to you, you and I are doing a show 800 00:42:21.969 --> 00:42:25.280 together at the store. Yo, Bobby, hand me a bottle 801 00:42:25.300 --> 00:42:27.840 of water, right? And I handed you a bottle of water. 802 00:42:27.889 --> 00:42:30.539 And you stayed ahead. And I kind of just briefly 803 00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:32.940 with my finger rubbed your finger. Yeah. How would you 804 00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.980 feel about that? I would feel like you were rubbing 805 00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:38.329 my finger and I would feel like you were– trying 806 00:42:39.030 --> 00:42:42.010 to say something to me, trying to say something to 807 00:42:42.050 --> 00:42:43.949 me with just your finger without even saying something to 808 00:42:43.989 --> 00:42:46.690 me that was gay. And it would be something that 809 00:42:46.710 --> 00:42:49.340 was gay. Yeah, and I'll tell you this right now. 810 00:42:49.360 --> 00:42:52.039 I don't give a fuck. But would you do that 811 00:42:52.059 --> 00:42:55.539 to me? What if I was unconscious? No, dude. You 812 00:42:55.559 --> 00:42:58.920 have to feel the finger. You know that slogan, feel 813 00:42:58.940 --> 00:43:03.110 the finger? I don't think so. My grandfather used to 814 00:43:03.150 --> 00:43:07.110 say it all the time. Feel the finger. But do you, yeah, see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 815 00:43:07.150 --> 00:43:08.889 So your grandparents can do that kind of shit. Yeah, yeah. 816 00:43:08.929 --> 00:43:14.590 But my grandparents can't go into a. A. Chinese restaurant. Yeah, 817 00:43:14.670 --> 00:43:18.289 a buffet. And. A Chinese buffet. A Chinese buffet. Yeah. 818 00:43:18.349 --> 00:43:21.809 And try and reconcile some differences. That's what I don't understand. 819 00:43:22.210 --> 00:43:26.769 I'm saying. You can reconcile differences with people that you 820 00:43:26.849 --> 00:43:30.409 have to reconcile differences with. Yeah. Not some other nation 821 00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:35.699 or people. It makes no sense. I don't know if 822 00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:39.610 I agree with you. Make your argument. Make your argument. 823 00:43:40.010 --> 00:43:41.940 I'm trying to make it make. Yeah, make your fucking argument. 824 00:43:41.980 --> 00:43:44.179 You keep attacking me. I'm not attacking you because what 825 00:43:44.219 --> 00:43:48.079 you're saying is nonsensical. Bro, I'm just... No, no, no. Bro, no. 826 00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:52.820 You don't know anything about... You think... Here's what you think. Bobby. No, 827 00:43:53.099 --> 00:43:56.940 I'm sorry, Pakistan, right? I've been here so many different times, right? 828 00:43:57.199 --> 00:43:59.860 And I'm going to say what I'm going to say, okay? Bro, you're... 829 00:44:00.099 --> 00:44:03.179 You think... You're giving angry sharecropper energy right now. Yeah, 830 00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:05.909 and I am one. Okay. Okay, I have a farm. 831 00:44:05.989 --> 00:44:07.969 I'm

a farmer. Okay, I'll go do it. Hold on. 832 00:44:08.050 --> 00:44:12.150 You seem to think that the whole country, I mean, 833 00:44:12.730 --> 00:44:17.210 continent of Asia, right, is one block. that we have 834 00:44:17.269 --> 00:44:24.880 the same traditions, language, writings, culture, et cetera. They're all 835 00:44:26.679 --> 00:44:31.820 completely different, right? So it's like saying, oh yeah, an 836 00:44:31.860 --> 00:44:35.650 American's like somebody from the Congo. That's not true. It's not. 837 00:44:35.730 --> 00:44:39.309 What if you said like, okay, somebody from Mississippi is 838 00:44:39.369 --> 00:44:43.739 like somebody that's from North Carolina. They're similar. They look similar. 839 00:44:44.150 --> 00:44:46.670 But they're different. One of them probably watches Outer Banks, 840 00:44:46.989 --> 00:44:48.900 and one of them probably listens to the soundtrack at 841 00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:52.639 the gym of Mississippi Burning or whatever. But the continent 842 00:44:52.659 --> 00:44:55.360 of North America, how many countries are in there? On 843 00:44:55.380 --> 00:44:59.989 the continent of North America? 51. No. Isn't there? Three. Dude, 844 00:45:00.090 --> 00:45:02.489 you're fucking setting me up, dude. No, I'm not setting 845 00:45:02.510 --> 00:45:04.369 you up, dude. Yeah, you are. You're a spy, dude. 846 00:45:04.389 --> 00:45:08.010 You're Mossad. I'm not Mossad, dude. I'm the opposite. You are? Yeah, 847 00:45:08.070 --> 00:45:12.110 I'm in rubble. You what? I'm in rubble. You're in rubble? Yeah. Okay, good. 848 00:45:12.130 --> 00:45:13.949 You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 849 00:45:14.210 --> 00:45:17.880 So what I'm saying to you is there's three countries 850 00:45:18.300 --> 00:45:23.760 on our continent. Which are what? North America, South America, Mexico. No, no, no. 851 00:45:25.179 --> 00:45:27.079 What is it? See, that's why, you know what I mean? 852 00:45:27.460 --> 00:45:30.980 Charlie shouldn't have said shit, dog. But dude. He doesn't understand. 853 00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:34.239 I would like that. Geopolitically things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He 854 00:45:34.260 --> 00:45:38.869 doesn't understand. There's Canada, America, and also Mexico. Mexico. 855 00:45:39.590 --> 00:45:39.809 Yeah? 856 00:45:40.070 --> 00:45:42.829 Yeah. Now, is Central America, no, that's a, what is 857 00:45:42.849 --> 00:45:45.389 Central America? Yeah. That's not a part of, okay, this 858 00:45:45.429 --> 00:45:49.449 is when the wizard runs out of his magic, right? 859 00:45:49.769 --> 00:45:52.360 Give me the, how many countries, I mean, how many 860 00:45:52.389 --> 00:45:53.820 countries are in North America? 861 00:45:54.260 --> 00:45:56.719 This is including Central America. 862 00:45:56.860 --> 00:45:58.900 Yeah, but is Central America North America? I don't think so. 863 00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:03.880 Just put in North America. How many countries are in 864 00:46:03.980 --> 00:46:07.860 North America? Bro. No, just let me finish. It's never 865 00:46:07.900 --> 00:46:12.059 going to end, dude. How many countries are in North America? 11. 866 00:46:12.059 --> 00:46:15.239 That's Central America and stuff. It's including. But yeah. 867 00:46:15.300 --> 00:46:15.900 Ooh, Haiti. 868 00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:16.340 Yeah. 869 00:46:16.639 --> 00:46:19.739 In North America, there's three countries. Okay. Ooh, Granada. So 870 00:46:19.820 --> 00:46:23.820 it's like– okay. Yeah. But here's my defense in defense 871 00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:28.099 of Charlie is– Defense of who? Charlie. Oh, okay. He 872 00:46:28.380 --> 00:46:32.019 would– bro, they don't– what I'm saying is in some 873 00:46:32.079 --> 00:46:34.159 smaller communities, they will open up a place that has 874 00:46:34.179 --> 00:46:38.940 a cuisine from an area even, a realm, right? What 875 00:46:38.980 --> 00:46:41.619 do you mean? Like Lord of the Rings shit? Yeah, 876 00:46:41.659 --> 00:46:45.650 they'll open up with some fucking Mongolorian. Oh, Mongolorian restaurants. 877 00:46:45.730 --> 00:46:47.130 Those are my favorite. Or you know what I'm saying? 878 00:46:47.150 --> 00:46:51.550 They'll open up a Mandarin. Yeah, or a Mongolian stir 879 00:46:51.610 --> 00:46:56.260 fry place. Chinese adjacent. Yeah, Chinese adjacent, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 880 00:46:56.480 --> 00:46:59.590 So they'll open that up, Bobby. And then. The people 881 00:46:59.610 --> 00:47:02.409 that work there First of all There's no way Anybody 882 00:47:02.429 --> 00:47:04.920 There's no way to win this argument It's fucking crazy 883 00:47:05.099 --> 00:47:07.219 Let me take this hat off There's no I'm gonna 884 00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:08.780 hear you out What's the problem with the hat? Yeah 885 00:47:08.860 --> 00:47:10.400 I don't like it I want to just be myself 886 00:47:10.420 --> 00:47:12.739 Yeah yeah yeah So what There's no way to win 887 00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:14.460 this argument But I'm so interested to see How you're 888 00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.440 gonna do it Go ahead This is my final rebuttal 889 00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:17.860 Alright go ahead And this is like the end of 890 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:21.210 that movie Have you seen A Time to Kill? No 891 00:47:21.349 --> 00:47:26.170 Give me another movie Alright Oh Lincoln Lawyer But I 892 00:47:26.190 --> 00:47:30.880 think Yeah yeah give me another movie All right. Bridge 893 00:47:30.920 --> 00:47:35.219 over the River Kauai. Yes, I have. Okay, so this 894 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:37.739 is different than that. Okay. Here's what I'm going to 895 00:47:37.820 --> 00:47:41.900 tell you. Hold on, it's Santino. It is? Yeah, hold on. Yeah, 896 00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:46.989 what's up? I'm doing Theo's, so. Project Hail Mary is 897 00:47:47.070 --> 00:47:48.809 one of the best movies I've seen in years. I know, 898 00:47:48.869 --> 00:47:51.610 it was an amazing movie, right? What's it called, Busboys?

Unbelievable. 899 00:47:52.510 --> 00:47:55.349 I cried like four times. I told you, dude. That's 900 00:47:55.429 --> 00:47:57.110 one of the best movies I've seen in years. What's 901 00:47:57.130 --> 00:47:58.750 it called? And then right after, I went and I 902 00:47:58.750 --> 00:48:01.670 watched Busboys, which is now in limited theaters all around 903 00:48:01.710 --> 00:48:03.949 the country. Yeah, and how do you feel about Busboys? 904 00:48:05.150 --> 00:48:11.000 Busboys is up there with some of the greatest fantasy 905 00:48:11.400 --> 00:48:14.780 sci-fi dramas I've ever seen. Yeah, I agree. I loved it. 906 00:48:14.940 --> 00:48:17.480 I loved every second of it. Hi, Theo. Hey, brother. 907 00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:22.889 What's up, man? We miss you. We'll talk about the 908 00:48:22.909 --> 00:48:24.670 movie later. But what was that movie called? What was 909 00:48:24.690 --> 00:48:26.380 that movie called? I'm going to tell you after we 910 00:48:26.409 --> 00:48:30.179 hang up. Okay, great. Okay. Okay, let me get this. 911 00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.820 Project Mary. It's great, huh? It's so good. I want 912 00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:33.840 to go see it. Is it in theaters or is 913 00:48:33.860 --> 00:48:36.460 it on VOD? I would recommend you watch it in theaters, 914 00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:38.980 but you're not going to watch it. Yeah, well. Would 915 00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:41.079 Charlie watch it? Huh? Would Charlie watch it if he 916 00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:43.559 was alive? No, he didn't. Well, then you're part of 917 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:45.840 the same. He liked to be in the shed and 918 00:48:45.860 --> 00:48:51.059 he liked to curse a lot. Oh, like the Unabomber. No. Okay. 919 00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:52.199 But he took care of my mother. He had a 920 00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:54.619 small dog. But here's what I want to tell you, though. 921 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:54.900 Oh, yeah. 922 00:48:54.940 --> 00:48:58.269 Finish the argument. Okay. A lot of times in small communities, Bobby, people, 923 00:48:59.050 --> 00:49:02.869 if anybody seems semi-Asian, if anybody seems... What's a semi-Asian? 924 00:49:03.150 --> 00:49:05.250 A guy who's Asian, but also, you don't know if 925 00:49:05.289 --> 00:49:08.170 he's Asian, man. If somebody just has dark hair and... 926 00:49:08.300 --> 00:49:10.579 It could be a white guy, but he has funny eyes. 927 00:49:11.019 --> 00:49:15.139 Even just a trans chick who can't see that good, right? Like, 928 00:49:15.980 --> 00:49:18.400 people will fucking... It all works in that sort of place. 929 00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:21.400 It doesn't work. because it's wrong it doesn't work for 930 00:49:21.539 --> 00:49:23.219 us bro but in that kind of place you just 931 00:49:23.739 --> 00:49:26.039 you just take what like you like you take what 932 00:49:26.059 --> 00:49:28.500 you can get right and so they'll have people sometimes 933 00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.280 you'll get a Mexican guy that's been in a

fire 934 00:49:30.389 --> 00:49:32.590 even and they'll be like oh this guy's Taiwanese or 935 00:49:32.610 --> 00:49:35.309 something he's not but people don't know dude they just 936 00:49:35.690 --> 00:49:37.530 so I'm just saying like sometimes that kind of shit 937 00:49:37.550 --> 00:49:40.610 happens and people try to make bridges where they can Okay, 938 00:49:40.690 --> 00:49:42.449 if there was a guy that was slightly blue, would 939 00:49:42.469 --> 00:49:45.710 you think that they were from the movie Avatar? I'm 940 00:49:45.909 --> 00:49:48.590 sure Charlie would have went up to him. You know, 941 00:49:48.610 --> 00:49:52.150 and offered him a fucking... Dude, speaking of... Yeah, yeah. 942 00:49:52.230 --> 00:49:54.909 But let's move on. No, I don't want to move on. 943 00:49:54.929 --> 00:49:57.570 I think I see your point of view, right? I'm 944 00:49:57.590 --> 00:49:59.900 not saying it's right or anything. Yeah, yeah. What I'm saying, though, 945 00:49:59.980 --> 00:50:03.840 is that this is a small town. Yes. You know 946 00:50:03.880 --> 00:50:09.300 what I mean? World view. But also... no there's not 947 00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:11.719 new york bring up that asian fella we had on 948 00:50:11.780 --> 00:50:14.579 here that young boy or whatever i remember i saw 949 00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:19.980 some clips um yeah asian ray young boy asian. 950 00:50:20.699 --> 00:50:21.940 Bobby can you scoot to your left. 951 00:50:22.059 --> 00:50:23.760 Yeah and he listen to this listen to what he 952 00:50:23.800 --> 00:50:26.619 said one day that brought me into some crazy okay 953 00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:29.239 racism that was happening okay i don't think we'll find 954 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:30.940 it there it might stop us but maybe it won't 955 00:50:30.980 --> 00:50:33.780 maybe you will i don't think it's on here the 956 00:50:33.820 --> 00:50:35.400 full one might be on youtube shorts something can you 957 00:50:35.420 --> 00:50:38.050 just find it um Dude, oh, did you see this? 958 00:50:38.269 --> 00:50:41.179 Listen to how messed up this is, dude. Did you see? Okay. 959 00:50:41.559 --> 00:50:43.760 There's moving slot machines that are going on. Tell me. 960 00:50:43.780 --> 00:50:45.760 I would like to see. They move? Watch this. They 961 00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:48.440 move now. Oh, yeah. They're going to be coming after y'all. 962 00:50:48.739 --> 00:50:49.000 All right. 963 00:50:53.929 --> 00:51:00.070 Look at this, Bobby. Whoa. So say you're. I know. Yeah. 964 00:51:00.550 --> 00:51:03.840 You're going to ship. No? No, and it comes looking 965 00:51:03.880 --> 00:51:06.739 for you or whatever. No, that's crazy. But say your 966 00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:08.860 wife's like, all right, you can't gamble anymore tonight and 967 00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:10.440 you have to go to bed or whatever. Right. And 968 00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:12.460 that thing comes knocking on your door later with like 969 00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:14.860 a little bottle of wine or something. Oh, that'd be crazy. 970 00:51:15.349 --> 00:51:17.269 You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or even just for like... 971 00:51:17.510 --> 00:51:19.530 You'd put a hundred bucks in it though, no? Yeah, 972 00:51:19.570 --> 00:51:21.909 but that thing could pin a fucking... Dude, that thing 973 00:51:21.929 --> 00:51:25.460 could pin a... an older Taiwanese man against a wall 974 00:51:26.019 --> 00:51:28.719 and make him spend every buck he's got. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 975 00:51:28.780 --> 00:51:30.500 I see what you're saying. I'm just saying that's just 976 00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:32.519 messed up. Yeah, I think that this is too far. 977 00:51:32.539 --> 00:51:36.019 Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Moving anything, like, 978 00:51:36.119 --> 00:51:39.630 you know, but ATM machine too then. If they do this, 979 00:51:39.650 --> 00:51:44.230 they do ATM. Yeah. What else machines can they do? Oh, 980 00:51:44.369 --> 00:51:46.949 you know the crane game? Oh, yeah. That one I 981 00:51:46.969 --> 00:51:48.969 would like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never gotten one. 982 00:51:48.989 --> 00:51:52.780 Have you? Really? You haven't? I can never grab it, dude. Huh. 983 00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:53.099 Yeah. 984 00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:56.940 Sometimes I'll have it hook onto like, you know, like 985 00:51:56.960 --> 00:52:01.449 on a plush toy. There's like the little, whoever, like 986 00:52:01.489 --> 00:52:03.829 made in China. There's like a little bit of a white. 987 00:52:04.349 --> 00:52:06.190 I try to get the crane, you know what I mean? 988 00:52:06.230 --> 00:52:09.170 Go through the part of the ticket or the little label. 989 00:52:09.190 --> 00:52:11.150 The little label. And I try to pull it up 990 00:52:11.190 --> 00:52:14.860 that way, but it somehow slips, dude. Oh, dang. That's 991 00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:19.780 a good strategy, though. What kind of age? What kind 992 00:52:19.800 --> 00:52:24.230 of what? What kind of age is he? This age? No, Asian. Oh, 993 00:52:24.349 --> 00:52:28.349 he's Thai. Oh, I like it. He's Thai. Yeah, yeah. 994 00:52:28.590 --> 00:52:31.769 Tell me about him. What'd he say? He's Mexican. Or 995 00:52:31.789 --> 00:52:35.559 he's Taiwan, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Taiwan. Am I center? No, 996 00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:37.059 I'm just saying, look at the kind of shit that 997 00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:38.920 these kids are coming over here and saying, Bobby. I 998 00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:40.679 don't want to hear it. I will let you call 999 00:52:40.719 --> 00:52:46.150 me a chinchon. I'll give it a pass. Really? Yeah, 1000 00:52:46.389 --> 00:52:48.289 just call me one time. It's okay. I know you 1001 00:52:48.309 --> 00:52:50.380 want to do it. I don't want to do it. 1002 00:52:50.380 --> 00:52:52.860 It's okay. Like, I'm cool. Like, you feel me? I'm 1003 00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:55.079 going to give you the pass. You can say Ching Chong. 1004 00:52:55.159 --> 00:52:56.579 I

would not say. I would probably, I would think 1005 00:52:56.619 --> 00:52:58.880 it's something better than that. I don't like Ching Chong 1006 00:52:58.900 --> 00:53:03.989 that much. Why? I would maybe call you like a 1007 00:53:04.329 --> 00:53:07.090 slot machine boy or something like that. Something that Asian 1008 00:53:07.110 --> 00:53:09.869 people like to do. Look at this little kind of. 1009 00:53:10.289 --> 00:53:12.610 Slut machine. Look at this little slot machine. Yeah. 1010 00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:13.380 What do you mean by that? 1011 00:53:13.659 --> 00:53:18.289 Like we slut? Ding, ding. That's the slot machine That's 1012 00:53:18.329 --> 00:53:20.730 not I'm not saying that Yes No I think that 1013 00:53:20.750 --> 00:53:23.409 slot machine Winner It's like It'd be like a slot 1014 00:53:23.429 --> 00:53:25.489 machine Just add like a When you hit the bonus 1015 00:53:25.530 --> 00:53:31.289 On a slot machine And the money goes up That's 1016 00:53:31.409 --> 00:53:35.340 crazy Let me tell you something That's unfair You know 1017 00:53:35.360 --> 00:53:37.940 that guy? We know We all know each other I 1018 00:53:40.260 --> 00:53:42.519 can call Oon right now dog Kim Jong Un? That's 1019 00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:44.199 right dog You know he was supposed to play your 1020 00:53:44.219 --> 00:53:48.980 role in the movie? No KJU. I'm not even joking. 1021 00:53:49.500 --> 00:53:50.880 You're going to give him one line in a movie? 1022 00:53:51.139 --> 00:53:54.719 We offered him, it's four lines. Are you going to 1023 00:53:54.739 --> 00:53:55.769 put him in the center of the- It was the 1024 00:53:55.909 --> 00:54:00.349 only- Wait, wait, wait. I was second choice, dog? No, wait. Wait, wait. 1025 00:54:00.469 --> 00:54:02.789 I was second choice for four lines in your movie. 1026 00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:08.019 That's crazy, dude. I don't know if it's I don't 1027 00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:10.099 know if it's true or not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1028 00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:10.280 Yeah. 1029 00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:13.619 I believe you Yeah, you were a producer and you 1030 00:54:13.659 --> 00:54:17.219 wrote the thing dude. We barely got through it. We 1031 00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:20.239 made it during the fires Yeah, I understand that listen 1032 00:54:20.420 --> 00:54:23.039 about this Asian guy. Okay, number one. I don't want 1033 00:54:23.059 --> 00:54:24.539 to give him any more airtime This guy's kind of 1034 00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:28.650 fucking you brought it up All right, you made me 1035 00:54:28.690 --> 00:54:30.590 watch the whole video and then like watch it. I 1036 00:54:30.610 --> 00:54:33.679 watch I can't say anything. I All right then, go on. Right. 1037 00:54:34.239 --> 00:54:37.440 He's not, he's from Ching Chong. Go on, Bobby. All right. 1038 00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:41.159 He's from the land of them. He ain't no American. 1039 00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:45.579 I'm American. I know you are. Yeah, yeah, I mean, 1040 00:54:45.619 --> 00:54:49.239 so it's like, Ching Chong hits different with me than 1041 00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.570 that Ching Chong. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah, 1042 00:54:52.590 --> 00:54:54.239 you know what I mean? So it's like, you know. 1043 00:54:54.260 --> 00:54:56.570 That little fucking. Also, let me say something. That little 1044 00:54:56.670 --> 00:54:59.170 octopus knuckle, he ain't shit. He ain't shit. That little 1045 00:54:59.309 --> 00:55:01.190 octopus knuckle, dude. You know what I mean? And let 1046 00:55:01.210 --> 00:55:03.780 me say something. Slots? I know why you said that, man. 1047 00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:07.219 Because a slot is a slit. Nah. Yeah, that's why 1048 00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:09.480 you said it. A slot is a slit, and a 1049 00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:15.099 slit is a slot, dude. Bro. I'm doing parables, dude. Parables. Yeah, 1050 00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:16.840 let me say something about that. All right, tell me something. 1051 00:55:16.860 --> 00:55:20.989 Let me say something, okay? All right? I give you permission, 1052 00:55:23.449 --> 00:55:27.409 maybe not on camera, but off camera, to say whatever 1053 00:55:27.469 --> 00:55:29.010 you want to call me, because I'm not going to 1054 00:55:29.050 --> 00:55:30.889 take it personally. I don't do that. 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And they do the initial matching work 1112 00:59:25.780 --> 00:59:28.500 for you so you can focus on your therapy goals. 1113 00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:30.179 And I do want to say, if you go see 1114 00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:33.329 a therapist and you don't feel like it's a good match, 1115 00:59:34.130 --> 00:59:36.650 get another one. I sat in with therapists that I 1116 00:59:36.710 --> 00:59:38.289 didn't think it was a good match. I sat in 1117 00:59:38.329 --> 00:59:40.030 for far too long because I was afraid to speak 1118 00:59:40.090 --> 00:59:43.309 up for myself. You don't have to be on your 1119 00:59:43.369 --> 00:59:47.239 journey alone. That's the truth. Find support and have someone 1120 00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:50.739 with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off 1121 00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:59.980 at betterhelp.com slash Theo. That's betterhelp.com slash Theo. The judge 1122 01:00:00.019 --> 01:00:01.500 is going to return to his chambers. We'll be back 1123 01:00:01.539 --> 01:00:06.719 after lunch. Remember that show? Yeah, I love that show. Yeah, 1124 01:00:07.420 --> 01:00:12.500 I've said some stuff behind your back. Ooh, Bobby got 1125 01:00:12.539 --> 01:00:16.619 that hitter, huh? What flavor is it? That's fucking tobacco, dude. 1126 01:00:16.860 --> 01:00:19.679 Yours is just tobacco flavoring. I quit smoking over a 1127 01:00:19.699 --> 01:00:24.309 month ago, so sometimes I'll take a hit. It's insane, bro. Yeah, 1128 01:00:24.329 --> 01:00:27.809 that's how I quit. The same way I'm fucking not quit. 1129 01:00:27.829 --> 01:00:31.530 What do you mean, dude? That's not quitting. Dude. If 1130 01:00:31.550 --> 01:00:36.530 you're smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, 20 cigarettes. Yeah. 1131 01:00:36.530 --> 01:00:41.099 20 cigarettes and I lit me one. Have you heard 1132 01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:43.019 that song? No. Morgan Wallen? No. Dude, I went to 1133 01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:44.940 his concert. I don't know the modern shit. I went 1134 01:00:44.960 --> 01:00:48.000 to his concert the other night. Dude, I saw fucking 1135 01:00:48.059 --> 01:00:51.820 Karen Carpenter at the Coachella. I didn't know one song. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1136 01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:56.710 She came out, and I had not one song. No. 1137 01:00:57.869 --> 01:00:58.510 Sabrina Carpenter? 1138 01:00:58.530 --> 01:01:03.570 Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, yeah. Karen Carpenter died. Her and my dad,

uh-uh. Dude, no. 1139 01:01:03.710 --> 01:01:05.820 Morgan Wallen, dude. Bro, you got to go see him. No, 1140 01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:07.380 I'm not going to see him. Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1141 01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:09.119 You got to do his walkout with him, bro. Have 1142 01:01:09.139 --> 01:01:10.800 you ever seen he does walkouts where people walk out 1143 01:01:10.840 --> 01:01:13.260 with him? Nick Saban freaking walked out with him, Bobby. Yeah, 1144 01:01:13.280 --> 01:01:15.349 I don't even know who Nick Saban is, dude. I 1145 01:01:15.389 --> 01:01:17.630 only know people. It's not Nick Saban, dude. Like, he's 1146 01:01:17.670 --> 01:01:20.139 a guy who freaking makes coupons. He might be saving something. 1147 01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:24.380 It's Nick Saban. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, listen to me, guy. Bro, 1148 01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.840 he loves you, dude. Yeah, and I love him back, dude. 1149 01:01:26.860 --> 01:01:28.360 But what I want to say to you is this. 1150 01:01:28.380 --> 01:01:34.659 Last night, we let the liquor talk. Bro. Bro. Last 1151 01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:37.469 night we left the liquor talk. That's good stuff, dude. 1152 01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:40.570 Listen to me, dude. I don't. I've been listening. It's 1153 01:01:41.230 --> 01:01:47.789 a regional thing, dude. You're out there in Nashville. You 1154 01:01:47.809 --> 01:01:53.289 know what I mean? All your shit. Right? We don't 1155 01:01:53.329 --> 01:01:54.949 do shit like that, dude. You're right. You're right. You 1156 01:01:54.969 --> 01:01:57.630 know what I mean? Spoons. That's your shit, dude. You 1157 01:01:57.690 --> 01:02:00.070 know what I mean? We do different shit out here 1158 01:02:00.090 --> 01:02:01.869 in L.A., dog. What? Yeah. 1159 01:02:01.949 --> 01:02:02.349 Rap. 1160 01:02:03.179 --> 01:02:04.579 Punk bands, you know what I mean? 1161 01:02:04.619 --> 01:02:04.809 Y'all are. 1162 01:02:04.820 --> 01:02:06.929 You're right. You know what I mean? You know what 1163 01:02:06.949 --> 01:02:10.210 I mean? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last night my bus 1164 01:02:10.489 --> 01:02:14.989 fell down a river. Music I don't even relate to. 1165 01:02:15.289 --> 01:02:19.449 Last night my dog came, said hello. Yeah, there you go, dude. 1166 01:02:19.469 --> 01:02:21.780 Those are like, that's your music. You know what I mean? 1167 01:02:21.820 --> 01:02:28.800 My corn's growing like sombreros. Like Nevada. Nevada. I'm sorry. 1168 01:02:28.820 --> 01:02:31.300 Let's try the country song real quick. What? All right. What? 1169 01:02:32.389 --> 01:02:40.190 I woke up and I couldn't see this morning. Then 1170 01:02:40.210 --> 01:02:48.050 I realized it was night. So I had to re-download 1171 01:02:48.110 --> 01:02:58.079 my iPhone software. I put my white hat through the door. Amen, bro. 1172 01:02:58.119 --> 01:03:03.010 I like the ending. It's like CBD. It's a CBD. TBD. 1173 01:03:03.869 --> 01:03:08.719 Why'd you say CBD? To be decided. Oh, TBC, you said. What? Dude, 1174 01:03:09.110 --> 01:03:11.380 did you see that gay volleyball? No, hold on a second. 1175 01:03:11.820 --> 01:03:13.579 We keep, bro, we're not, we don't even know what 1176 01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:16.920 we're saying, bro. That's the thing. That's the thing. When 1177 01:03:16.960 --> 01:03:19.940 you and I are together, right? Just say it, man. 1178 01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:23.440 There's anxiety and we want to get to the next thing, right? 1179 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:27.659 Because we think that silence is bad. That's a good point. 1180 01:03:27.980 --> 01:03:29.500 I do feel like that. Have you always felt like that? No, 1181 01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:32.530 but what I realize is it doesn't matter whether you 1182 01:03:32.570 --> 01:03:37.500 and I. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good, 1183 01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:40.420 and there's no need for anxiety, and there's no need 1184 01:03:40.460 --> 01:03:44.320 to like, what's clippable, because when you and I are together, 1185 01:03:44.360 --> 01:03:48.719 sometimes it gets clippable, and it becomes sometimes viral. And 1186 01:03:48.760 --> 01:03:51.130 when I was coming here today, there's a reason why 1187 01:03:51.150 --> 01:03:53.309 I haven't done your shit in a long time, is 1188 01:03:53.349 --> 01:03:56.110 because I don't like the pressure of doing it with 1189 01:03:56.150 --> 01:04:00.469 you specifically, because if we don't create magic, right, then 1190 01:04:00.590 --> 01:04:02.730 it was just a waste. I brought that up to 1191 01:04:02.769 --> 01:04:04.869 Nick today before you came. Yeah, yeah. And I prayed 1192 01:04:04.909 --> 01:04:07.550 about it before this. Yeah, but what I believe is 1193 01:04:07.630 --> 01:04:10.889 that then when I was driving, I was like, I 1194 01:04:10.909 --> 01:04:13.239 don't care. Whatever it is, it is. And I'm okay 1195 01:04:13.579 --> 01:04:17.900 with that. You know what I mean? Because we're both 1196 01:04:17.940 --> 01:04:22.239 doing well in life. And I believe that you're a 1197 01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:25.530 very good person. I'm a good person. And just not 1198 01:04:25.570 --> 01:04:27.250 rush through it, man. I'm here as long as you 1199 01:04:27.289 --> 01:04:29.329 need me. You know what I mean? But I think 1200 01:04:29.349 --> 01:04:34.170 we have something. I mean, where's Bear Dick at? He's 1201 01:04:34.250 --> 01:04:35.090 over there. Yeah, Bear Dick. 1202 01:04:35.329 --> 01:04:35.510 Yeah. 1203 01:04:35.789 --> 01:04:36.710 Did we get stuff already? 1204 01:04:36.730 --> 01:04:39.690 Yeah, I think you gave the Clippers some fuel, yeah. 1205 01:04:40.429 --> 01:04:41.630 We got some stuff, right? 1206 01:04:41.670 --> 01:04:42.329 You got more than enough. 1207 01:04:42.550 --> 01:04:44.719 We got more than enough, so what I'm saying is that. 1208 01:04:45.449 --> 01:04:46.679 Can you slide to your right a little bit? You're 1209 01:04:46.699 --> 01:04:48.280 in Theo's shot. I know, I know. 1210 01:04:48.300

--> 01:04:50.539 Honestly, dude, what you're doing right now, dude, is you 1211 01:04:50.579 --> 01:04:51.739 said to go to the left, and now I've got 1212 01:04:51.760 --> 01:04:52.599 to go to the right? 1213 01:04:52.739 --> 01:04:54.800 We haven't had this problem yet. You're just, you know, 1214 01:04:55.199 --> 01:04:56.039 you're full of energy. 1215 01:04:56.429 --> 01:04:57.840 Does he look on center? 1216 01:04:57.969 --> 01:04:59.980 He's just creeping into your shot, so move your mic over. 1217 01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:01.480 Okay, got it. Move your mic over. I'm okay here? 1218 01:05:01.800 --> 01:05:02.659 Move your mic and you're good. 1219 01:05:02.820 --> 01:05:04.199 Bobby, look at this right here. This is you in 1220 01:05:04.219 --> 01:05:08.300 the movie. This is you in the movie. Here's your anxiety. Oh, 1221 01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:10.429 there you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1222 01:05:10.489 --> 01:05:13.250 1223 01:05:13.289 --> 01:05:15.710 1224 01:05:15.809 --> 01:05:18.329 That's the guy you beat out... No, no, no, no, no. 1225 01:05:18.570 --> 01:05:21.489 That's Kim Jong-un as me in the movie, dude. 1226 01:05:21.750 --> 01:05:22.789 No, he came in for a read. 1227 01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:25.860 That's the guy you beat out for your role, you freak. Oh, 1228 01:05:25.940 --> 01:05:30.909 so he came from North Korea and read, went on 1229 01:05:30.949 --> 01:05:32.710 set and read for you, and he didn't get it? 1230 01:05:33.130 --> 01:05:33.349 Yeah. 1231 01:05:33.570 --> 01:05:35.590 Yeah, and then you were like, what other, you know 1232 01:05:35.610 --> 01:05:38.050 what I mean? Chong chongs do we know? And then 1233 01:05:38.090 --> 01:05:40.969 you called me? How many people did you call before 1234 01:05:40.989 --> 01:05:43.650 you called me? Did you call Ken Jeong? Did you 1235 01:05:43.690 --> 01:05:45.630 call Jimmy O. Yang? I did send a text to 1236 01:05:45.650 --> 01:05:49.090 Kim Jong. He didn't text me back. Kim Jong. Kim Jong. Yeah, yeah. 1237 01:05:50.070 --> 01:05:52.360 And I did also, we did reach out to Ken Jeong. 1238 01:05:52.789 --> 01:05:58.309 Or Ken Jong-un. What is his name? Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, 1239 01:05:58.349 --> 01:06:00.969 that's Ken Jong. That's Ken Jong. So he said no. 1240 01:06:01.510 --> 01:06:02.829 He said no. Yeah, yeah. But he did. You know 1241 01:06:02.849 --> 01:06:04.630 what he did say, though? What? They wrote a letter back, 1242 01:06:04.670 --> 01:06:07.670 like his affairs person or whatever. Yeah. And they said 1243 01:06:08.449 --> 01:06:10.869 that they loved David Spade and Dickie Roberts. I thought 1244 01:06:10.889 --> 01:06:12.710 that was just hilarious that they put that in there. 1245 01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:14.289 That was pretty cool. Who else did you offer before 1246 01:06:14.309 --> 01:06:16.110 you offered it to me? We offered it. You were second. 1247 01:06:16.139 --> 01:06:16.340 Second. 1248 01:06:18.550 -->

01:06:21.880 Oh, so Kim Jong-un, the dictator from North Korea. Yep. 1249 01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:25.440 And then I was second. 100%, I promise you. 100%. Yeah. 1250 01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:26.980 Thank you so much. You bet. You know what I mean? 1251 01:06:27.000 --> 01:06:29.159 Because I think you got it. If you got dictator, 1252 01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:35.179 like Victor Orban. And then we got Dick Taster. So 1253 01:06:35.280 --> 01:06:37.719 I think we did good. Dude, it's not fair what 1254 01:06:37.739 --> 01:06:39.789 you just said. Bro, you didn't have a lot. Yeah, 1255 01:06:39.869 --> 01:06:41.809 I just, yeah, I licked the tip. I only had 1256 01:06:41.829 --> 01:06:44.090 a little. Yeah. I only had one piece. Yeah, I 1257 01:06:44.170 --> 01:06:49.050 only had omakase. I omakase'd it. Okay, dude. That's all 1258 01:06:49.070 --> 01:06:51.329 I did, right? And you know this about me, dude. 1259 01:06:51.530 --> 01:06:54.659 I do. I might be 5% bi. And that's not 1260 01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:57.500 a lot. That's not a lot, dude. Bro, these days? 1261 01:06:57.559 --> 01:07:00.019 These days, dude, they go all the way to 100%, dude. Yeah, yeah. 1262 01:07:00.059 --> 01:07:02.360 You know what I mean? And it's like I didn't 1263 01:07:02.380 --> 01:07:05.989 get that. No. I would be okay if I had 100%, 1264 01:07:05.989 --> 01:07:08.869 but I'm only 5%. Dude, if I was gay, I 1265 01:07:08.889 --> 01:07:12.269 would just, I think, still. I think you're 3%. 3%? Yeah, yeah. 1266 01:07:12.570 --> 01:07:14.809 I think in the right circumstances, you would kiss the tip. 1267 01:07:16.110 --> 01:07:20.570 Henry Cavill. Who's Henry Cavill? Superman. The one before. No, 1268 01:07:20.670 --> 01:07:22.840 I'm not having some guy who's working all the time 1269 01:07:22.920 --> 01:07:25.400 out meeting people at night and shit like that. Okay. 1270 01:07:25.900 --> 01:07:30.219 Here's what I will say this. If I didn't get 1271 01:07:30.260 --> 01:07:33.300 married to a woman at some point and there was 1272 01:07:33.320 --> 01:07:35.719 like a cool dude who was not trying to like 1273 01:07:36.010 --> 01:07:38.230 do any sex or touch my ass or anything but 1274 01:07:38.289 --> 01:07:43.610 wanted to chill, separate rooms, maybe he is a chef 1275 01:07:43.670 --> 01:07:46.820 or something. Maybe. Maybe. If I also don't have to 1276 01:07:46.860 --> 01:07:51.579 talk to him every day. Okay. So it's 1%. Yeah. Yeah, okay. 1277 01:07:51.659 --> 01:07:51.860 You're 1%. 1278 01:07:51.860 --> 01:07:51.920 1%. 1279 01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:54.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or even, dude, I dated a chick 1280 01:07:54.900 --> 01:07:56.820 with hard tits and that freaking kind of, that was 1281 01:07:56.860 --> 01:07:59.889 a lot. Dude, I dated a hot chick with Sarah 1282 01:07:59.909 --> 01:08:03.789 Connor ass. No. You know Sarah Connor from Terminator? Nuh-uh. Yeah, 1283 01:08:03.829 --> 01:08:10.210 like she was buff, right? So her ass felt Schwarzenegger-like. Oh, yeah. 1284 01:08:10.289 --> 01:08:11.900 You know what I mean? I like it when it's like, 1285 01:08:12.059 --> 01:08:14.909 there's like some fat, You know what I mean? Yeah. 1286 01:08:15.010 --> 01:08:18.479 And she was beautiful, but her ass was Sarah Connor, 1287 01:08:18.529 --> 01:08:21.479 and I couldn't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm 1288 01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:23.819 not the Terminator. You know what I mean? I don't 1289 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:26.810 have those robotics. Some ass, too. A woman, they go 1290 01:08:26.819 --> 01:08:27.949 to the gym so much, and their ass has a 1291 01:08:27.949 --> 01:08:30.600 little bit of hair on it. That's the craziest thing. Yeah, 1292 01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:32.760 like how much hair? Not a lot, but just enough 1293 01:08:32.779 --> 01:08:35.760 where you feel they shaved a couple times, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1294 01:08:35.819 --> 01:08:38.199 And that's not crazy. I don't care. Yeah. But it 1295 01:08:38.260 --> 01:08:40.840 is a surprise. It's a surprise. Sometimes when you go 1296 01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:43.420 in the cave and you see some foliage. Yeah. You 1297 01:08:43.439 --> 01:08:46.000 know what I mean? That I don't like. Oh, really? 1298 01:08:46.300 --> 01:08:48.890 I like my caves clean. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1299 01:08:48.899 --> 01:08:51.189 And we have now the technology to do it. I 1300 01:08:51.210 --> 01:08:54.130 don't want foliage because I'm not like a cave dweller. Dude, 1301 01:08:54.149 --> 01:08:55.569 would you go back in the 1400s, you think, and 1302 01:08:55.590 --> 01:08:56.979 eat a little bit of ass or what? In the 1400s? 1303 01:08:57.029 --> 01:09:01.619 I would pass on that. dog. All right. Yeah, man. 1304 01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:04.279 You'll get the measles. Ooh, you will, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1305 01:09:04.300 --> 01:09:05.600 You'll get some sort of like, you know what I mean, 1306 01:09:05.619 --> 01:09:08.159 thing that would kill somebody back then. Yeah, yeah. I'd 1307 01:09:08.199 --> 01:09:10.539 have like one of those Asian, you know what I mean? Yeah. 1308 01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:14.600 You know what I mean? COVID masks. You'd get that holy-o-poly-o. 1309 01:09:14.619 --> 01:09:20.920 You know what I'm saying, bro? Would you eat 1400 ass? Holy-o-poly-o? No, dude, 1310 01:09:20.960 --> 01:09:23.079 I'm not doing that shit. Dude, I will tell you this, bro. 1311 01:09:23.119 --> 01:09:27.239 I don't know. I wouldn't even answer that question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1312 01:09:27.260 --> 01:09:30.619 That's crazy, dude. You asked me. I know. Yeah. I wondered, 1313 01:09:30.739 --> 01:09:32.630 but here's the thing. Let's just, before you move on, 1314 01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:34.439 because you're viewing anxiety. I know you're doing your anxiety. 1315 01:09:34.460 --> 01:09:35.779 You're right. I'm getting anxiety. Let me chill out. All right, 1316 01:09:35.800 --> 01:09:37.640 chill out for a second, okay? You know what

I mean? 1317 01:09:37.760 --> 01:09:41.300 Because I'm a podcaster as well. I know, dude. You're 1318 01:09:41.319 --> 01:09:43.000 a professional. You guys have one of the top 10 1319 01:09:43.000 --> 01:09:46.159 podcasts in the world. So are you. That's crazy to 1320 01:09:46.199 --> 01:09:49.170 think that, though. I don't think about it. But it's 1321 01:09:49.189 --> 01:09:52.090 still crazy to think. It's crazy just that it's... People 1322 01:09:52.130 --> 01:09:55.329 tell me, I go, oh, I guess. Is your podcast 1323 01:09:55.390 --> 01:09:58.720 big in other parts of the world? I don't know. 1324 01:09:58.760 --> 01:10:01.640 I don't know the stats. I don't know the stats, 1325 01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:04.659 and it's like that old term, you know what I mean? 1326 01:10:05.039 --> 01:10:08.640 I don't live in the results. Oh, well, a cooked 1327 01:10:08.699 --> 01:10:11.100 pot doesn't boil or whatever. What is that term? What 1328 01:10:11.149 --> 01:10:11.329 is it? 1329 01:10:11.659 --> 01:10:12.649 A watch pot doesn't boil. 1330 01:10:12.670 --> 01:10:16.250 Watch pot doesn't boil. A cooked pot does boil, though. 1331 01:10:16.390 --> 01:10:21.390 A cooked pot does boil, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1332 01:10:21.829 --> 01:10:25.029 You know, how about this? When you use terminology sometimes, 1333 01:10:25.369 --> 01:10:28.689 think about it first. I think that's one of your problems. 1334 01:10:28.710 --> 01:10:31.310 You know what I mean? When it pops into your head, 1335 01:10:31.369 --> 01:10:33.069 I don't think there is that thing that goes, let's 1336 01:10:33.109 --> 01:10:35.939 think about it. You just say, well, it's that term, 1337 01:10:36.060 --> 01:10:38.720 cook pot, you know what I mean, boils. You know 1338 01:10:38.739 --> 01:10:41.060 what I mean? And it's like, it's not the right thing. 1339 01:10:41.159 --> 01:10:43.239 So I think that's a part of your anxiety. Yeah, 1340 01:10:43.260 --> 01:10:45.350 you're right. Right. It's hard for me to leave that 1341 01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:47.590 space in a place. I'll just like, if something's like somebody, 1342 01:10:47.670 --> 01:10:49.789 if two people are sitting there and nobody's talking, it 1343 01:10:49.810 --> 01:10:53.569 gets really uncomfortable. Yeah. You're that way too, Bobby. No, 1344 01:10:53.869 --> 01:10:56.590 I've changed for me. Are you serious? Oh yeah. Dude, 1345 01:10:56.630 --> 01:10:59.189 I'm so serious. What'd you really do to change that? 1346 01:10:59.210 --> 01:11:00.489 Cause that's a big thing. A lot of people deal 1347 01:11:00.510 --> 01:11:03.310 with it. Because I don't really care really anymore. I 1348 01:11:03.310 --> 01:11:07.090 have empathy and I care about the world and that's 1349 01:11:07.109 --> 01:11:10.250 not what I mean. I don't care. Like whatever direction 1350 01:11:10.289 --> 01:11:12.229 my life takes, I'm just going to go with the flow. 1351 01:11:13.380 --> 01:11:17.239 And it's not my responsibility or I'm not a psychic. 1352 01:11:17.939 --> 01:11:19.539 I don't know what's going to end up happening to me. 1353 01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:21.039 But what question are you answering right now? What I'm 1354 01:11:21.079 --> 01:11:24.229 asking you is– What do you mean? Like say you 1355 01:11:24.250 --> 01:11:26.529 and I are talking or say you're talking to anybody, right? 1356 01:11:26.569 --> 01:11:28.149 And there comes a moment of silence. This happens to 1357 01:11:28.170 --> 01:11:30.430 me a lot in relationships. If there's a moment of silence, 1358 01:11:30.609 --> 01:11:32.750 it's hard for me to just sit there and let 1359 01:11:32.789 --> 01:11:35.840 there be silence. But you said that you've changed with that. 1360 01:11:35.880 --> 01:11:37.640 So what I'm asking is how have you changed? What 1361 01:11:37.680 --> 01:11:39.500 have you done that's changed? Because that's kind of a- 1362 01:11:39.500 --> 01:11:41.760 I think therapy has helped. I think Lexapro has helped. 1363 01:11:42.340 --> 01:11:45.420 Sometimes I'll take Ritalin for my ADHD, but I didn't 1364 01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:50.550 take any today. How much pro you on? Yeah, pro, what? Lexapro. Lexapro? Yeah. 1365 01:11:50.550 --> 01:11:52.390 10 milligrams, I think. Okay, that's a low dose, but 1366 01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:53.859 it's a good dose. It's a dose, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1367 01:11:54.270 --> 01:11:56.949 You know, it's like when they say when you're performing, 1368 01:11:56.970 --> 01:11:59.329 a lot of comics hate the silence, but that's when 1369 01:11:59.350 --> 01:12:03.000 they're listening, right? And I feel so comfortable with you 1370 01:12:03.159 --> 01:12:06.260 because we've known each other for so long that we 1371 01:12:06.319 --> 01:12:09.039 could take a break. We don't always have to like 1372 01:12:09.640 --> 01:12:14.020 chase a laugh or say something super interesting. That's the thing. 1373 01:12:14.060 --> 01:12:18.199 It's like we perform for the algorithm and for what 1374 01:12:18.239 --> 01:12:20.880 people are going to want to watch. I think with 1375 01:12:21.260 --> 01:12:23.819 you sometimes it does turn into that. This is the 1376 01:12:23.859 --> 01:12:25.789 first time I've ever thought that. So it's funny that 1377 01:12:25.829 --> 01:12:27.569 you said that before you came over whenever you got 1378 01:12:27.609 --> 01:12:29.449 over here because I did think that. Didn't we talk 1379 01:12:29.470 --> 01:12:32.359 about it, Nick? I said- What did we say? 1380 01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:34.279 What are we going to talk about? And I was like, 1381 01:12:34.500 --> 01:12:35.279 let the moments happen. 1382 01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:39.079 Yeah. Yeah. And if the moments don't happen, I'm okay 1383 01:12:39.100 --> 01:12:41.779 with that too. That's okay. That's okay. Yeah. Because we'll 1384 01:12:41.819 --> 01:12:44.979 podcast again and again. And I don't want to lose 1385 01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:46.359 out on a chance to have

a good time with you. 1386 01:12:46.380 --> 01:12:49.529 I'm already having a blast. Me too. You know what 1387 01:12:49.550 --> 01:12:52.590 I mean? The things that you talked about, Charlie, was insane. 1388 01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:59.039 It's not that insane. Yeah, and it's fucking insane. And 1389 01:12:59.140 --> 01:13:01.149 that's already something that people are going to go, what 1390 01:13:01.170 --> 01:13:03.989 the fuck is he talking about? Because he's a small town. 1391 01:13:04.289 --> 01:13:05.989 He likes to go out to eat or whatever. No, no, no. 1392 01:13:06.029 --> 01:13:09.250 I don't want to re- Don't do your fucking confused 1393 01:13:09.289 --> 01:13:12.109 white face. You guys do that a lot. Your confused 1394 01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:14.479 white face. Who does? Who are you? No, you guys. 1395 01:13:14.699 --> 01:13:16.020 You guys do that a lot. Oh, you think we're 1396 01:13:16.039 --> 01:13:20.720 all- We didn't start a war. What? And your eyes cross. 1397 01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:26.180 You know what I mean? You started it. You started it. 1398 01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:29.239 We didn't. Yeah, you started it. Well, it's been going 1399 01:13:29.300 --> 01:13:33.319 on for 47 years. That's fucking. I mean, they're about 1400 01:13:33.340 --> 01:13:36.789 to have a nuclear weapon. Come on, man. Don't do 1401 01:13:36.829 --> 01:13:39.250 confused white face. I get it. I know the tone. 1402 01:13:40.210 --> 01:13:42.350 I've been around a long time. I know confused whites. 1403 01:13:42.569 --> 01:13:45.829 That's Trump and his fucking. I know, but sometimes you're 1404 01:13:45.850 --> 01:13:48.970 a confused white. You think so? That's Trump and his 1405 01:13:48.989 --> 01:13:51.600 fucking missile monkeys doing that shit. But those missile monkeys 1406 01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:55.119 are also confused whites. Monking it around. I know. You 1407 01:13:55.180 --> 01:13:57.279 know what I mean? And what I'm saying is that, 1408 01:13:57.340 --> 01:13:59.539 you know what I mean? Don't confuse white me, dog. 1409 01:13:59.819 --> 01:14:01.399 You're right. You know what I mean? Because I'm a 1410 01:14:01.560 --> 01:14:05.630 confused yellow. No, you're not. Sometimes I am. Really? I 1411 01:14:05.649 --> 01:14:08.810 get confused, yeah. But the Lexapro's helped. You always seem confident. 1412 01:14:08.989 --> 01:14:10.590 Has it really helped you? What has it helped you with? 1413 01:14:10.930 --> 01:14:15.640 I'll say this. You seem a little less shy. Because 1414 01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:17.680 sometimes you get shy. You ever try to put your 1415 01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:19.579 hand in an aquarium and you try to get one 1416 01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:21.359 of the fish out of there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like 1417 01:14:21.399 --> 01:14:23.590 a koi fish? Or just at a party or whatever. 1418 01:14:23.600 --> 01:14:26.310 And they keep going. They will not come into your hand. Yeah, 1419 01:14:26.329 --> 01:14:28.890 because it's a defense mechanism. But that's how you are. No, 1420 01:14:28.909 --> 01:14:31.449 but they're like, you know what I mean? A crazed 1421 01:14:31.510 --> 01:14:33.090 white is, you know what I mean, trying to grab me. 1422 01:14:33.750 --> 01:14:35.449 A confused white, I mean. I'll keep my hand open 1423 01:14:35.470 --> 01:14:37.569 and just wait until something comes in it. Will you 1424 01:14:37.729 --> 01:14:40.229 clutch it? No, it's kind of softly open like this. 1425 01:14:40.449 --> 01:14:43.340 Do they ever do it? Never. Never. You know why? Why? 1426 01:14:43.720 --> 01:14:47.800 They're scared. That's how I remind me of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1427 01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:49.060 That's the behavior I get out of you. Yeah, I'm 1428 01:14:49.079 --> 01:14:52.930 not really that scared anymore. Good. Yeah, yeah. Are you scared? Yeah, no, 1429 01:14:52.970 --> 01:14:54.729 I'm happy to hear that. No, are you scared? Are 1430 01:14:54.750 --> 01:14:57.109 you scared? You know, I've gone through a period recently 1431 01:14:57.130 --> 01:14:58.890 in the past few months where I've definitely dealt with 1432 01:14:58.909 --> 01:15:02.250 some fear, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think scared of, like, yeah, 1433 01:15:03.670 --> 01:15:06.390 I don't know, dude. Like, things get scary in the world. 1434 01:15:07.029 --> 01:15:10.010 And you think, like, yeah, if you say certain things 1435 01:15:10.050 --> 01:15:11.970 that people are going to do something bad to you 1436 01:15:12.090 --> 01:15:14.050 or something bad could happen to somebody you know. Do 1437 01:15:14.090 --> 01:15:16.640 I get death threats and things like that? Yeah, that's scary. 1438 01:15:16.649 --> 01:15:19.819 You know what I mean? You get those? Sometimes I have. 1439 01:15:21.100 --> 01:15:24.939 From who? I blocked them immediately. I don't know. Have 1440 01:15:24.979 --> 01:15:29.100 you ever gotten a stalker before? Oh, yeah. No way. 1441 01:15:29.460 --> 01:15:34.310 Have you? Nope. Never. Can I tell you something that 1442 01:15:34.510 --> 01:15:38.170 you're confused about again? Yeah. Right? And this has happened 1443 01:15:38.189 --> 01:15:44.710 to me four or five times. I'll match somebody with Raya. 1444 01:15:46.060 --> 01:15:48.899 I'll take them on a date. And they'll go, what's 1445 01:15:48.979 --> 01:15:51.310 Theo up to? And I go, because I was hanging 1446 01:15:51.329 --> 01:15:53.970 out with Vancouver, and then I couldn't get in touch 1447 01:15:53.989 --> 01:15:58.329 with him. And it's like, tell me, right? And four 1448 01:15:58.369 --> 01:16:01.369 matches were, listen, hear me out. I'm listening. Four of 1449 01:16:01.430 --> 01:16:04.180 my Raya matches were because they were trying to get 1450 01:16:04.220 --> 01:16:07.340 to you, and that's when I deleted Raya. You're off. 1451 01:16:07.899 --> 01:16:10.579 I'm off of it. I've never been on it. I know, 1452 01:16:10.619 --> 01:16:12.899 but my point is that, you know what I mean? 1453

01:16:13.000 --> 01:16:15.000 What is it? My point? 1454 01:16:15.020 --> 01:16:15.140 Yeah. 1455 01:16:15.899 --> 01:16:18.079 That women probably do stalk you. I believe they do. Oh, 1456 01:16:18.100 --> 01:16:20.140 what are you saying? Yeah, I do have a lot 1457 01:16:20.180 --> 01:16:22.060 of women, you know what I mean, on my Instagram going, 1458 01:16:22.100 --> 01:16:24.279 you know what I mean? Tell Theo I think he's hot. 1459 01:16:25.479 --> 01:16:27.850 That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, you know, I'm 1460 01:16:27.869 --> 01:16:31.210 pretty hot. Yeah. Dude, if I were a gay dude, 1461 01:16:31.229 --> 01:16:34.810 I would fucking smash you, dude. Or I would date 1462 01:16:34.829 --> 01:16:37.539 you or I'd ask you out. Sorry. Don't smash right away, man. 1463 01:16:37.560 --> 01:16:39.279 Where are you going to take me? Huh? Where are 1464 01:16:39.300 --> 01:16:42.390 you going to take me? You know where. Yeah, yeah, 1465 01:16:42.510 --> 01:16:48.329 yellow belly. Yeah. Hi, guy, bro. And we'll apologize for Charlie. Hey, 1466 01:16:48.369 --> 01:16:52.020 free appetizers. Yeah. No, dude. You would take me somewhere nice. 1467 01:16:52.029 --> 01:16:53.569 I would take you somewhere nice. Like, if I said, like, 1468 01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:57.079 what town is this? L.A.? I would take you to 1469 01:16:57.119 --> 01:17:00.880 Homokase if they have that. Dude, it's just too gay, dude. 1470 01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:05.760 Just disguising their wiener as fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh. No, 1471 01:17:05.779 --> 01:17:07.619 I think you would take me somewhere nice. Like, if 1472 01:17:07.680 --> 01:17:11.420 I go, hey, take me to... Mastro's Steakhouse. I would 1473 01:17:11.439 --> 01:17:13.119 take you somewhere nice like that. Really nice, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1474 01:17:13.140 --> 01:17:14.600 My friend Matt Weiss used to take me there all 1475 01:17:14.619 --> 01:17:16.159 the time. Would you make out, like, if you were 1476 01:17:16.199 --> 01:17:18.819 gay and I was Edgar Day, would you make out 1477 01:17:18.840 --> 01:17:20.520 with me that night? I don't think so. I don't 1478 01:17:20.550 --> 01:17:22.890 like to make out on a full stomach. Oh, yeah, 1479 01:17:22.949 --> 01:17:25.289 me either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1480 01:17:25.729 --> 01:17:27.210 And you know what I've been doing lately, dude? What 1481 01:17:27.229 --> 01:17:30.510 is it? Inner cleanings. What is it? Are you talking... 1482 01:17:30.350 --> 01:17:33.250 I've been doing inner cleanings, dude. And what do you guys... 1483 01:17:33.109 --> 01:17:34.350 And what do you mean by... What do you mean 1484 01:17:34.369 --> 01:17:37.119 you guys? What do you mean by it? When you 1485 01:17:37.140 --> 01:17:41.460 say inner cleanings. When I say inner cleanings, what would that? 1486 01:17:42.600 --> 01:17:47.140 What are you talking about? I just had a colonoscopy. Oh, damn, 1487 01:17:47.159 --> 01:17:49.060 that butt fountain or

whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got 1488 01:17:49.079 --> 01:17:52.220 a butt fountain. They found no pulp. Did they? Yeah, 1489 01:17:52.279 --> 01:17:55.479 and they found no cancer. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1490 01:17:55.909 --> 01:17:58.270 And now I do inner cleanings. So what I'll do 1491 01:17:58.430 --> 01:18:01.770 is buy my bathtub. I have one of those Japanese toilets. Yeah. 1492 01:18:01.789 --> 01:18:05.739 You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, dude. Right, right? Yeah. 1493 01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:07.560 I sit on it, it warms up right away. My stepdad, 1494 01:18:07.579 --> 01:18:10.979 he would shoot those if he saw them. You Charlie would? 1495 01:18:11.560 --> 01:18:15.640 He wouldn't shoot, but he would draw on it. Yeah, 1496 01:18:15.659 --> 01:18:17.720 he would draw on it. He would draw on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, 1497 01:18:17.960 --> 01:18:21.039 it's a flashback and trauma. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1498 01:18:21.079 --> 01:18:24.470 of course. That's what I'm saying, dude. Anyway, and what 1499 01:18:24.479 --> 01:18:29.090 I do is I have fancy body wash next to 1500 01:18:29.149 --> 01:18:31.640 my toilet, right? So I have a bidet. You have 1501 01:18:31.659 --> 01:18:34.600 a bidet? No, I don't have that. You don't want 1502 01:18:34.659 --> 01:18:36.609 one of those? Yeah, I know it's something that washes 1503 01:18:36.649 --> 01:18:38.439 in your ass and stuff like that, and I respect it. 1504 01:18:38.449 --> 01:18:39.829 I'm glad we have it as a culture, but I 1505 01:18:39.850 --> 01:18:42.260 don't want it. Why don't you want it? I'd rather 1506 01:18:42.260 --> 01:18:44.979 wash my own ass like a fucking man. I know, 1507 01:18:44.979 --> 01:18:49.119 but the thing is that when you use dry toilet paper, right, 1508 01:18:49.380 --> 01:18:51.939 you're not getting the innards. But sometimes you'll put some 1509 01:18:51.979 --> 01:18:55.060 wetner on that toilet paper, dude. What's a wetner? Wetner, 1510 01:18:55.079 --> 01:18:57.439 keep your little stash of water by your toilet. Yeah, well, 1511 01:18:57.479 --> 01:18:59.600 just get a fucking bidet. It just does it naturally 1512 01:18:59.619 --> 01:19:02.640 when you press a button. Yeah. You're going to have 1513 01:19:02.659 --> 01:19:05.500 a fucking wetner? It's the same fucking thing. Dude, I'm 1514 01:19:05.539 --> 01:19:08.659 not fucking letting some waymo fucking clean my ass, dude. 1515 01:19:08.739 --> 01:19:11.239 All right. I'm doing it myself. But you can control 1516 01:19:11.279 --> 01:19:14.819 the angles. I'm old-fashioned. All right, dude. So I control 1517 01:19:14.859 --> 01:19:17.579 the levels. Yeah. So it... It hits the hole. But 1518 01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:20.560 that's not a colonoscopy, Bobby. I already had one last week. Okay. 1519 01:19:20.590 --> 01:19:23.130 But now I'm talking about cleaning my innards. Do they 1520 01:19:23.149 --> 01:19:24.630 let you keep anything that comes out of it? Like 1521 01:19:24.689 --> 01:19:27.550 if

they have like a... They found a fingernail. Nuh-uh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1522 01:19:27.569 --> 01:19:29.130 They found a fingernail. Fuck yeah. I knew those were 1523 01:19:29.189 --> 01:19:31.010 in there. Somebody said those were in there. Yeah, yeah. 1524 01:19:31.029 --> 01:19:33.569 Those were in there, dude. Dang. No, but so I... 1525 01:19:33.750 --> 01:19:35.670 So your health is good? No, let me finish my 1526 01:19:35.729 --> 01:19:36.609 innards story, dude. 1527 01:19:36.630 --> 01:19:36.729 Okay. 1528 01:19:36.770 --> 01:19:39.270 That's what your problem is. You're right. All right? And 1529 01:19:39.289 --> 01:19:42.050 I take some body wash. I let the bidet hit 1530 01:19:42.270 --> 01:19:45.689 directly into the... You know what I mean? Calamari is 1531 01:19:45.710 --> 01:19:48.069 what I like to call it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cause 1532 01:19:48.109 --> 01:19:50.680 that's what it looks like. Okay. Right. Right. So hit 1533 01:19:50.689 --> 01:19:53.699 the calamari. Right. And then sometimes I'll open up my 1534 01:19:53.760 --> 01:19:57.460 own cheeks. Right. Oh, damn. So that the water sprays 1535 01:19:57.579 --> 01:20:00.479 right into the hole. Into the hormones, huh? The hormones. 1536 01:20:00.500 --> 01:20:05.119 Spray the straight hormones. Right. It does close. It does close. Right. 1537 01:20:05.140 --> 01:20:06.659 You know what I mean? But you know what I mean? 1538 01:20:06.680 --> 01:20:10.380 We're charging. We're charging 2 million per vessel. That's what 1539 01:20:10.399 --> 01:20:13.039 you gotta charge. I charge my poo, dude. Yeah. Yeah. 1540 01:20:13.529 --> 01:20:15.689 I charge my boo $ 2 million and they pay it. Bro, 1541 01:20:16.210 --> 01:20:17.869 that's what you got to tell your butthole. It's like, hey, 1542 01:20:17.949 --> 01:20:20.050 blink twice if you're in trouble, you know? Yeah, yeah. 1543 01:20:20.329 --> 01:20:22.670 So anyway, I spray it inside and then I'll take 1544 01:20:22.729 --> 01:20:26.300 a tissue paper, some body wash, right? I'll get it 1545 01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:30.220 inside the hole and I'll do a double spray. Ooh. Right? 1546 01:20:30.300 --> 01:20:33.420 In the hole, right? Then I do a dry wipe. Okay. 1547 01:20:33.479 --> 01:20:33.640 Right? 1548 01:20:33.939 --> 01:20:36.000 And I leave so that like, you know what I mean? 1549 01:20:36.020 --> 01:20:40.029 When you're having sexualities with my girlfriend, right? You know 1550 01:20:40.329 --> 01:20:43.130 what I mean? There's no problem. Right. I mean, aren't 1551 01:20:43.170 --> 01:20:46.329 you self-cleaning when you know you're about to hook up? Yeah, 1552 01:20:46.350 --> 01:20:48.029 I'll wash my whole body. I've been taking a little 1553 01:20:48.069 --> 01:20:50.380 break right now from dating and stuff like that. But 1554 01:20:50.399 --> 01:20:54.560 I'll wash my whole body. I do that too. I 1555 01:20:55.319 --> 01:20:57.939 do that too. Okay. Yeah, I know. You think that 1556 01:20:57.960 --> 01:21:02.560 I only wash that? I don't know. I don't know 1557 01:21:02.579 --> 01:21:05.569 what you're doing. No, wait, no, wait, wait, wait. Have 1558 01:21:05.609 --> 01:21:08.109 you ever met yourself? Have you ever met yourself? Have 1559 01:21:08.130 --> 01:21:13.039 you met yourself? It's crazy. You're crazy, dude. You're fucking crazy. Whatever, dude. 1560 01:21:13.060 --> 01:21:15.039 You're a confused white, dude. Whatever, you told me. Yeah, yeah, 1561 01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:16.560 you know. What did I tell you what? Huh? You 1562 01:21:16.579 --> 01:21:18.279 said you used to work on the Andrea Gale, dude. 1563 01:21:18.300 --> 01:21:20.859 That fishing boat that went down, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1564 01:21:21.039 --> 01:21:23.220 And I survived it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I survived it. 1565 01:21:23.239 --> 01:21:24.680 And you lied to me. Yeah, I lied about it, 1566 01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:26.659 so my bad. But let me say something right now, okay? 1567 01:21:27.060 --> 01:21:31.010 Of course I washed my body before I do that process. Okay, 1568 01:21:31.029 --> 01:21:33.029 got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all. That's all I'm saying, 1569 01:21:33.050 --> 01:21:34.930 all right? All right. Yeah, yeah. See, that's all you 1570 01:21:34.949 --> 01:21:37.829 do is wash your body. I wash my body. You steam? 1571 01:21:37.850 --> 01:21:39.829 I wash my whole body. Huh? You steam your body? 1572 01:21:39.949 --> 01:21:43.090 I go to sauna in the morning. In Nashville? Yeah, 1573 01:21:43.170 --> 01:21:45.930 Nashville or here. Oh, you do? I've never been to 1574 01:21:45.949 --> 01:21:48.109 sauna with you. You haven't? No, I'd like to do 1575 01:21:48.149 --> 01:21:50.329 it one day. Yeah, I'd love to go over there, man. 1576 01:21:50.789 --> 01:21:52.449 You know, there's supposed to be some good places that 1577 01:21:52.479 --> 01:21:54.359 people go, like as a group and stuff. I haven't 1578 01:21:54.380 --> 01:21:55.659 been to any of those. I'll just do it at home, 1579 01:21:55.680 --> 01:21:58.039 but also I'll go to Equinox over there and I'll 1580 01:21:58.060 --> 01:22:00.659 go over there. You mean as a group? Like, you know, 1581 01:22:00.699 --> 01:22:01.880 people will get this. Like a boy band? There's like 1582 01:22:01.899 --> 01:22:04.699 a bathhouse or something. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not talking 1583 01:22:04.720 --> 01:22:09.279 like an O-Town reunion. BTS is going? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Like, 1584 01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:13.010 if we gathered a group of comics, me, you, Gillis, Santino. 1585 01:22:13.159 --> 01:22:14.789 That'd be so fun. That'd be fun. You know what 1586 01:22:14.810 --> 01:22:17.109 I mean? And would you be like one of those people? 1587 01:22:17.130 --> 01:22:19.970 Because a lot of... And I'm... I know I'm bringing 1588 01:22:20.010 --> 01:22:22.029 Wyatt up a lot, right? It's all right. All right, 1589 01:22:22.109 --> 01:22:23.090 but what I'm saying... I knew you were going to 1590 01:22:23.109 -->

01:22:26.029 do it before you came here. Well, you bring up 1591 01:22:26.090 --> 01:22:29.720 Asia a lot. Like, you're confused about the whole fucking continent. Well, 1592 01:22:29.899 --> 01:22:34.510 you guys aren't sharing a ton of information. For... To... Iran? 1593 01:22:34.550 --> 01:22:39.789 We are. To Iran? Yeah, we have satellites. Well, we're 1594 01:22:39.810 --> 01:22:42.529 not getting much. You guys aren't sending me. I'm an American. 1595 01:22:42.670 --> 01:22:45.710 Let's move on. Okay. What I want to say is, 1596 01:22:45.729 --> 01:22:48.130 have you seen this volleyball player that you, we were 1597 01:22:48.170 --> 01:22:49.729 trying to find a movie role for you. When I 1598 01:22:49.760 --> 01:22:50.960 was on Bad Friends, we were trying to find a 1599 01:22:50.979 --> 01:22:52.659 movie role for you that would be really, really great. 1600 01:22:52.699 --> 01:22:54.579 And we're like, what would be a great movie role 1601 01:22:54.600 --> 01:22:57.960 for Robbie? And we found, have you seen this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1602 01:22:58.500 --> 01:23:01.079 Let's see it. This is my boy Jordan Lucas over 1603 01:23:01.119 --> 01:23:01.880 at CSUN, dude. 1604 01:23:02.300 --> 01:23:02.399 Okay. 1605 01:23:02.420 --> 01:23:11.069 Okay. Splash, baby. He gets it done, bro. Oh, he is. Oh, 1606 01:23:11.210 --> 01:23:15.640 I see. I understand. Welcome to Valley. Yeah, I understand. 1607 01:23:15.810 --> 01:23:19.220 Valley ball, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in the Valley, right? 1608 01:23:19.300 --> 01:23:20.760 He's at CSUN? Yeah. 1609 01:23:20.800 --> 01:23:21.260 Northridge. 1610 01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:25.020 Yeah, yeah. Up in Northridge, bro. Yeah, yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah. 1611 01:23:25.039 --> 01:23:27.699 He put that flamenco on him, baby. I understand, guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1612 01:23:27.800 --> 01:23:31.659 He's flashing that flamenco. Yeah. So that's, I would play 1613 01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:34.239 a black gay man in a movie. No, this guy's 1614 01:23:34.260 --> 01:23:38.100 not black. He's not? What is he? No. Jordan Lucas? Yeah. 1615 01:23:38.479 --> 01:23:41.039 He's a fucking boss. That's what he is. Oh, he's 1616 01:23:41.079 --> 01:23:44.399 a boss. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He seems like 1617 01:23:44.439 --> 01:23:48.170 a black boss. He's sassy, bro. He's sassy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, 1618 01:23:48.189 --> 01:23:51.739 would you be intimidated playing against him? Bro, game set sassy, bro. 1619 01:23:51.789 --> 01:23:54.909 That dude is a fucking boss, bro. Yes, I'd be 1620 01:23:54.949 --> 01:23:59.770 intimidated playing against anybody that plays volleyball well. Yeah. Oh, 1621 01:23:59.810 --> 01:24:02.729 that's true. He's a boss, bro. Shout out CSUN. And 1622 01:24:02.750 --> 01:24:05.220 what's their team name? The Dawg. And it says right there, 1623 01:24:05.239 --> 01:24:07.640 I can't stop watching the vid of this Northridge College 1624 01:24:07.680 --> 01:24:13.210 Volleyball Beast Diva LOL. That's where we're at, bro. The 1625 01:24:13.270 --> 01:24:20.090 Beast Divas have launched, homie. They're out? Yeah, bro. You 1626 01:24:20.210 --> 01:24:24.739 need that kind of energy in the world. You need aggressive, capable, 1627 01:24:25.399 --> 01:24:30.720 gay males. Or semi-gay. I don't have no idea. And 1628 01:24:30.739 --> 01:24:32.260 is this guy definitely... Has he said that. 1629 01:24:32.199 --> 01:24:32.489 He is gay? 1630 01:24:32.500 --> 01:24:33.439 I don't want to be saying that. 1631 01:24:33.539 --> 01:24:34.420 I saw an interview with him. 1632 01:24:34.460 --> 01:24:36.920 He's gay. He could only... But he could be straight 1633 01:24:37.079 --> 01:24:39.529 and have gay moves. Now, that's awesome. I've done some 1634 01:24:39.550 --> 01:24:42.409 gay moves. But I'm, you know what I mean, 95% straight. 1635 01:24:42.850 --> 01:24:45.649 We know, dude. No, no, no. Like, I'll wait and 1636 01:24:45.670 --> 01:24:47.909 I'll go... Okay. You know what I mean? But that 1637 01:24:47.930 --> 01:24:51.270 doesn't necessarily mean... Right. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like, 1638 01:24:51.289 --> 01:24:54.380 when I kiss the tip, I do it manly. Okay. 1639 01:24:54.500 --> 01:24:57.390 You know what I mean? That's not... Like a dad 1640 01:24:57.430 --> 01:24:59.770 kissing his son goodbye. Yeah, yeah. The one kiss a year. 1641 01:24:59.789 --> 01:25:04.630 He's going off to war? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like that, dude. Yeah. 1642 01:25:04.689 --> 01:25:08.770 Like aggressive, but like hetero. Yeah, yeah. Hetero, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 1643 01:25:08.789 --> 01:25:12.529 for sure, dude. Have you seen the Thai draft? So 1644 01:25:12.550 --> 01:25:14.210 there's a draft in Thailand? 1645 01:25:14.329 --> 01:25:14.550 No. 1646 01:25:14.750 --> 01:25:17.369 Yeah. Bro, Spike Lee, that would be your name, dude, 1647 01:25:17.430 --> 01:25:21.630 if that were your Asian name, bro. If you play volleyball. Dude, 1648 01:25:21.649 --> 01:25:25.029 that's so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be so fucking sick, dude. 1649 01:25:25.329 --> 01:25:27.689 Ladies and gentlemen, Spike Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'd 1650 01:25:27.710 --> 01:25:31.810 be spiking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, you'd be. We 1651 01:25:31.840 --> 01:25:33.899 should do a show. We should do a movie. Kind 1652 01:25:33.939 --> 01:25:38.640 of like heated rivalry where I'm Spike Lee, right? And 1653 01:25:38.659 --> 01:25:39.800 we're not putting you on the poster if we do it. 1654 01:25:39.800 --> 01:25:42.300 You're Volley Vaughn. But we'll do a movie. You and 1655 01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:44.420 me are the leads and just I'm on the poster. 1656 01:25:44.439 --> 01:25:46.640 But it's like heated rivalry where I hand you a. 1657 01:25:47.140 --> 01:25:50.300 And you touch my finger. There's a finger. Right. What 1658 01:25:50.319 --> 01:25:53.300 do you think? So you're saying what we do like. 1659 01:25:53.359 --> 01:25:55.319 It's a movie, so it's not. It's not real. It's

art. 1660 01:25:55.739 --> 01:25:57.949 It's art. You think we broke back? Jake Gyllenhaal? Yeah. 1661 01:25:58.229 --> 01:26:00.689 I know Jake. You do? I love him. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1662 01:26:00.710 --> 01:26:02.069 I had dinner with him once. He's a great guy. 1663 01:26:02.109 --> 01:26:03.970 You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. You never 1664 01:26:04.010 --> 01:26:06.569 even said that. Well, how would you know? You never 1665 01:26:06.630 --> 01:26:09.489 asked me. You'd think you would tell me. Yeah, yeah. Well, 1666 01:26:09.529 --> 01:26:11.399 I don't tell you everyone I've had dinner with. I 1667 01:26:11.439 --> 01:26:14.560 know that, but at least you would say, hey, Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1668 01:26:14.600 --> 01:26:17.399 He's a great guy. He's so funny. Who's your dream 1669 01:26:17.439 --> 01:26:20.390 guest to have on your podcast on Bad Friends? Oh, shit, dog. 1670 01:26:20.970 --> 01:26:24.750 My dream guest? Or on your own podcast. Tiger Belly 1671 01:26:24.789 --> 01:26:27.090 is my own podcast. Yeah. But I'm saying Tiger Belly 1672 01:26:27.130 --> 01:26:34.890 or Bad Friends. The dream guest would be Brad Pitt. Wow. 1673 01:26:34.949 --> 01:26:35.310 Yeah. 1674 01:26:35.609 --> 01:26:37.829 I just want to see what it's all about. To 1675 01:26:37.869 --> 01:26:40.989 see it up close? And personal, yeah. Damn, bro. I 1676 01:26:41.029 --> 01:26:43.470 want to see if it's an illusion or if it's real. 1677 01:26:43.829 --> 01:26:45.409 If it's makeup. Have you seen? Have you seen him 1678 01:26:45.430 --> 01:26:47.729 in real life before, Brad Pitt? I saw him one time. Yeah. 1679 01:26:47.869 --> 01:26:50.109 Is it real? I mean, I was so scared. I 1680 01:26:50.130 --> 01:26:53.229 didn't know what to do, and I just... Yeah. You trembled, probably. Oh, yeah. 1681 01:26:53.270 --> 01:26:54.489 I was, like, opening a door for him, and I 1682 01:26:54.510 --> 01:26:56.069 got all scared and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He 1683 01:26:56.109 --> 01:26:59.050 went in the building. I followed him. Yeah. I know, 1684 01:26:59.069 --> 01:27:01.289 but when you look at him... But he moved quick. Yeah, 1685 01:27:01.310 --> 01:27:03.189 I know. He looks like a very quick guy. 1686 01:27:03.369 --> 01:27:03.590 Yeah. 1687 01:27:03.750 --> 01:27:06.770 Like, one time I was... You know nothing about soccer. 1688 01:27:07.659 --> 01:27:07.779 No. 1689 01:27:07.880 --> 01:27:09.680 I know the World Cup's coming to the USA. Yeah, yeah. 1690 01:27:09.779 --> 01:27:13.800 That's good. But anyway, my favorite soccer team is Arsenal FC. Mm-hmm. 1691 01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:17.810 When you do it, I do it. And so the 1692 01:27:17.850 --> 01:27:24.810 soccer team has... Spike Lee! War! Good God! What is 1693 01:27:25.109 --> 01:27:29.500 it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again! Okay, so 1694 01:27:29.680 --> 01:27:33.960 I'm an Arsenal fan. Here's the thing about you. You 1695 01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:37.850 don't listen... You're already, here's the thing about you. You're 1696 01:27:37.890 --> 01:27:40.550 already thinking about what you're going to say next, like 1697 01:27:40.569 --> 01:27:43.649 a different topic. So when I'm, I know your eyes, right? 1698 01:27:43.989 --> 01:27:46.310 So when I'm talking, right, you're already thinking about something else. 1699 01:27:46.329 --> 01:27:50.369 You're not really listening. Okay, my bad. Let me drop in. 1700 01:27:50.430 --> 01:27:52.109 You want this to be over? No, I don't. Tell 1701 01:27:52.140 --> 01:27:55.880 me about Arsenal, dude. All right. So their legendary player 1702 01:27:56.199 --> 01:28:01.140 is a guy named Thierry Henry. Thierry Henry. T-H-I-E-R-R-Y. Yeah, 1703 01:28:01.180 --> 01:28:03.039 how'd you know that? Because I've seen him before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1704 01:28:03.199 --> 01:28:04.880 He's one of the greats. People say he looks like 1705 01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:06.539 Sully McCullough as well, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, a 1706 01:28:06.539 --> 01:28:09.560 little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fair, right? Yeah. So, Henri, 1707 01:28:09.699 --> 01:28:13.270 I was at a hotel. And you met him? No. So, 1708 01:28:13.310 --> 01:28:15.609 I was in a hotel in New York, right? I 1709 01:28:15.630 --> 01:28:18.810 was shooting the movie The Dictator, right? And they put 1710 01:28:18.850 --> 01:28:20.909 us at, I forgot what hotel it was. And I 1711 01:28:20.909 --> 01:28:23.369 remember being in the elevator and Henri walked in. Did 1712 01:28:23.390 --> 01:28:24.770 they put you on the poster and not The Dictator? 1713 01:28:25.430 --> 01:28:25.569 No. 1714 01:28:26.529 --> 01:28:28.500 They didn't care. And it had more lines than Busboys. 1715 01:28:28.720 --> 01:28:31.800 But they didn't care about you. Yeah, they didn't care 1716 01:28:31.819 --> 01:28:34.020 about me. You cared about me. I can't believe I 1717 01:28:34.039 --> 01:28:39.670 didn't ask you that. Anyway, Henri walks in, right? And, obviously, 1718 01:28:40.960 --> 01:28:45.380 it's like, hey, I'm a huge fan or can I 1719 01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:49.250 get a photo or whatever. You said that to him? No, 1720 01:28:49.890 --> 01:28:52.630 nothing came out of my mouth. I was so in 1721 01:28:52.770 --> 01:28:55.890 shock that he was the last person that ever thought 1722 01:28:55.949 --> 01:28:59.859 I would dreamt. meeting or seeing in real life that 1723 01:28:59.939 --> 01:29:03.079 when he got off his floor the words couldn't come 1724 01:29:03.220 --> 01:29:06.060 out no yeah yeah that's how much of a fan 1725 01:29:06.100 --> 01:29:08.939 I was and then when I missed my moment I 1726 01:29:08.960 --> 01:29:11.479 missed my moment you know what I mean so um 1727 01:29:11.779 --> 01:29:15.590 the other day I was at Pizzeria Bianco right and 1728 01:29:15.609 --> 01:29:18.989 the dude that runs that created it I'm a big 1729 01:29:19.029 --> 01:29:25.020 fan of um He was in the restaurant. No way. Yeah. 1730 01:29:25.279 -->

01:29:26.600 And I walked right up to him. I go, can 1731 01:29:26.619 --> 01:29:29.039 I get a photo? And he goes, sure, kid. So 1732 01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:31.810 I do it every time now. Because I'm not fans 1733 01:29:31.850 --> 01:29:34.090 of like, you know. Terry was in the restaurant? No, 1734 01:29:34.130 --> 01:29:36.949 this guy that created Chris Pizzeria Bianco. Oh, he was 1735 01:29:36.970 --> 01:29:38.949 in the restaurant. It's one of the best pizzerias in 1736 01:29:38.989 --> 01:29:41.529 the world. The creator. Who's it? Bring it up. That's 1737 01:29:41.550 --> 01:29:45.270 him right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris Bianco. Yeah, Chris Bianco. Oh, 1738 01:29:45.350 --> 01:29:47.880 I've seen him before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one downtown 1739 01:29:47.939 --> 01:29:50.140 in LA. Very good pizza. I don't go down there 1740 01:29:50.180 --> 01:29:53.699 too much, but I will. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, so 1741 01:29:53.779 --> 01:29:58.029 now when I see somebody, can you listen? Yeah. I'm back. 1742 01:29:59.369 --> 01:30:02.050 I'm here. Okay. Now when I see somebody, like, I'm 1743 01:30:02.069 --> 01:30:04.430 not like fans of like, oh, there's, you know what 1744 01:30:04.449 --> 01:30:10.680 I mean? Sabrina Carpenter. David Robinson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mitch McConnell. 1745 01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:13.880 Like Mitch McConnell, like eternalize. Yeah. I call him, you 1746 01:30:13.899 --> 01:30:15.760 know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what 1747 01:30:15.779 --> 01:30:17.840 I mean? Like, you know, so most people are like, 1748 01:30:17.920 --> 01:30:19.920 I gotta get a selfie with Mitch. You know, when 1749 01:30:19.939 --> 01:30:22.579 he's in a, he's a zone. Yeah. He's frozen. Yeah. 1750 01:30:22.600 --> 01:30:24.399 You know what I mean? When he freezes up. Yeah. 1751 01:30:24.430 --> 01:30:26.250 That's my favorite part of him. Oh, he's glitching. Yeah, 1752 01:30:26.270 --> 01:30:28.010 he's glitching. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what 1753 01:30:28.029 --> 01:30:30.310 I mean? But anyway, that's his cum face. Yeah. Did 1754 01:30:30.329 --> 01:30:36.100 you know that? Oh. Yeah. This is. Oh, damn. Anyway. 1755 01:30:36.689 --> 01:30:39.829 Like Mitch McConnell. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah. That's his 1756 01:30:39.850 --> 01:30:41.729 cum face, dude. Bro, we're going to go to hell 1757 01:30:41.770 --> 01:30:43.529 for doing this. That's a real face or something? Yeah, 1758 01:30:43.550 --> 01:30:45.670 that's a real face, dude. Yeah. See, they're using some 1759 01:30:45.710 --> 01:30:49.069 of these senior citizens, dude. Yeah. They're just, they're using 1760 01:30:49.090 --> 01:30:51.869 them to just smuggle. Imagine his Chinese wife underneath him 1761 01:30:51.909 --> 01:30:54.390 and that's the face he uses. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. 1762 01:30:54.409 --> 01:30:56.489 You know what I mean? You got to use that. Yeah, yeah. 1763 01:30:56.510 --> 01:30:59.989 You got to use that. Anyway, so are you fans 1764 01:31:00.020 --> 01:31:02.899 with somebody that's weird that if you ran into them 1765 01:31:02.939 --> 01:31:07.550 that you'd be starstruck? I think probably Marilyn Manson, probably. 1766 01:31:07.569 --> 01:31:13.970 He's dead. Huh? Someone alive. Oh. Yeah, I could go 1767 01:31:13.989 --> 01:31:17.539 out through history like Genghis Khan. That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah, 1768 01:31:17.560 --> 01:31:21.659 but Marilyn Manson's dead, yeah. Is there somebody that you 1769 01:31:21.699 --> 01:31:23.369 would like? You're in an elevator. When did he die? 1770 01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:26.060 Are you thinking Marilyn Manson's still alive? Charles Manson's dead. 1771 01:31:26.140 --> 01:31:29.989 Oh, you meant Charles Manson. Oh, Marilyn Manson. Yeah, Marilyn Manson, dude. Oh, 1772 01:31:30.090 --> 01:31:34.140 so am I. Thank God. Oh, thank God. Thank God 1773 01:31:34.159 --> 01:31:37.640 he didn't die. Oh, fuck. Yeah, no. I know him. 1774 01:31:38.119 --> 01:31:41.409 You do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dang, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1775 01:31:41.470 --> 01:31:43.250 I do know him. Yeah, I was talking to somebody 1776 01:31:43.329 --> 01:31:46.569 that works with him for a little bit. But yeah, 1777 01:31:46.649 --> 01:31:48.369 I think probably him would be somebody that would be 1778 01:31:48.390 --> 01:31:52.380 really neat. The Pope, maybe. Pope Leo or the previous one? 1779 01:31:52.520 --> 01:31:55.079 The new one. The one that's beefing with Trump online. 1780 01:31:55.239 --> 01:31:59.029 What about the one that J.D. Vance killed? What? You 1781 01:31:59.069 --> 01:32:00.689 remember that guy? I haven't even heard about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1782 01:32:01.130 --> 01:32:04.319 Remember J.D. Vance visited him the next time he died? Oh, damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1783 01:32:04.340 --> 01:32:07.210 So it's like... Yeah, so that's why... I mean, I 1784 01:32:07.250 --> 01:32:10.489 will say, look, J.D. has a strong handshake. I know. 1785 01:32:10.829 --> 01:32:13.890 But now this Pope, wherever J.D. 's at, he's not there. Oh, 1786 01:32:14.069 --> 01:32:15.409 I see what you're saying. Yeah, like he was in 1787 01:32:15.529 --> 01:32:19.189 Africa and then J.D. was like in D.C. And if J.D. 1788 01:32:19.229 --> 01:32:21.189 went to Africa, the Pope would go to Antarctica. You 1789 01:32:21.220 --> 01:32:23.470 know what I mean? That Pope ain't fucking with no J.D. 1790 01:32:23.500 --> 01:32:24.979 There's a Pope on a rope. Yeah, there's a Pope 1791 01:32:25.020 --> 01:32:28.180 on a rope. Yeah, that last one definitely was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1792 01:32:28.260 --> 01:32:31.739 So if you ran into the Pope or what about, 1793 01:32:31.779 --> 01:32:34.439 can I just name some names? Yeah, I'm trying to think. Oh, 1794 01:32:34.539 --> 01:32:36.260 people I'd be starstruck by? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that 1795 01:32:36.279 --> 01:32:37.859 you would be like, oh, fuck, I got to get 1796 01:32:37.899 --> 01:32:40.189 a photo. Oh, Julia Roberts I would be

starstruck by. Oh, yeah, yeah. 1797 01:32:40.229 --> 01:32:41.710 You'd get a photo? I don't know if I'd ask 1798 01:32:41.729 --> 01:32:43.529 for a photo, but I would just be starstruck. Yeah, yeah. 1799 01:32:43.590 --> 01:32:45.270 I'd be starstruck. I don't know if I'd ask. I 1800 01:32:45.289 --> 01:32:48.829 think sometimes it's better to just say, no, I'm okay 1801 01:32:48.869 --> 01:32:52.789 without a photo. So here's the thing, okay? That's how 1802 01:32:52.810 --> 01:32:54.949 I feel most of the time. When I was at Coachella, right? 1803 01:32:55.539 --> 01:33:00.670 And I saw Sabrina Carpenter, and I went for the Strokes. Right? Mm-hmm. 1804 01:33:00.970 --> 01:33:05.180 And I got front row. So did Mitch McConnell. Yeah. Sorry, 1805 01:33:05.199 --> 01:33:07.520 that's a bad joke. All right, let's go on. Yeah. Oh, 1806 01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:14.460 my God. Dude. My poker face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He 1807 01:33:14.500 --> 01:33:16.890 does look like a turtle, dude. Does he? That part 1808 01:33:16.930 --> 01:33:19.829 I don't even see. I just see a senior man 1809 01:33:19.869 --> 01:33:25.470 that's getting used to funnel ideas and danger through. There 1810 01:33:25.510 --> 01:33:28.380 should be an aid. Do you believe there's got to 1811 01:33:28.399 --> 01:33:30.159 be a limit? They've got to put a cap. What's 1812 01:33:30.199 --> 01:33:35.399 the cap? 60? 65. 65. Cap. Yeah. After 65, you're out. 1813 01:33:35.560 --> 01:33:38.100 You're out. Yeah. I think so, too. Because I'm 54. 1814 01:33:38.100 --> 01:33:42.279 I'll do crazy shit. Would you ever run? I'd run fast. 1815 01:33:42.300 --> 01:33:46.579 Would you ever run for office? Yeah. Would you? Yeah. 1816 01:33:46.600 --> 01:33:49.729 A congressperson or something. We need somebody. I think so. Yeah. 1817 01:33:49.750 --> 01:33:51.829 If my ideas are cray-cray. I mean, I don't know. 1818 01:33:51.909 --> 01:33:53.420 Ask me about something. I'll tell you what I would do. 1819 01:33:54.029 --> 01:33:59.140 But here's the thing. We have the first Vietnamese House 1820 01:33:59.159 --> 01:34:05.329 of Representatives person was from Louisiana. Really? Yeah. Look him up. 1821 01:34:06.079 --> 01:34:10.369 So you can differentiate between Vietnamese and Chinese. I wouldn't 1822 01:34:10.390 --> 01:34:13.789 say that. But I would say that that's our boy 1823 01:34:13.810 --> 01:34:20.500 right there. Joseph Cao. And he's from your homeland? Yeah, 1824 01:34:20.520 --> 01:34:23.090 that's him right there. Yeah, yeah. He's a boss, dude. 1825 01:34:23.189 --> 01:34:26.609 He's a boss, dude. Born in Saigon. Yeah. Born in Saigon, 1826 01:34:26.630 --> 01:34:29.300 went to Baylor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you think we 1827 01:34:29.340 --> 01:34:33.699 need more Asians in Congress? Yeah. And more Filipinos. If 1828 01:34:33.760 --> 01:34:35.380 it was all Filipinos, I don't think anything bad would 1829 01:34:35.399 --> 01:34:38.380 ever happen to the world, do you? No, dude. You're right.

1830 01:34:38.420 --> 01:34:40.430 I think you're right. That's the truth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1831 01:34:40.859 --> 01:34:42.449 But there'd be a lot of... You could run on 1832 01:34:42.470 --> 01:34:46.270 the same ticket, dude, with Jake Paul. Jake Paul as my... Yeah, 1833 01:34:46.289 --> 01:34:49.229 but we're different parties. Would you ever... Dude, because this 1834 01:34:49.250 --> 01:34:52.989 is actually something I did here. Jake, somebody said you 1835 01:34:53.069 --> 01:34:57.850 got offered to do WWE. Is that true? No. Are 1836 01:34:57.869 --> 01:35:01.390 you serious? Yeah, stop pointing at me, dog. Yeah, I'm 1837 01:35:01.409 --> 01:35:04.310 fucking serious, bro. All right. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1838 01:35:04.380 --> 01:35:08.079 I'm serious, dude. Yeah, I heard that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1839 01:35:08.119 --> 01:35:10.979 But here's what happens, right? I don't get 80% of it. 1840 01:35:11.020 --> 01:35:14.199 You know what I mean? It goes through like a 1841 01:35:14.260 --> 01:35:17.239 funnel to me. Because my people know what I will 1842 01:35:17.279 --> 01:35:19.640 and will not do. For sure. And WWE is something 1843 01:35:19.659 --> 01:35:21.760 I probably wouldn't want to do. Really? Because I would lose. 1844 01:35:23.500 --> 01:35:24.840 I would lose. What if we did a tag team 1845 01:35:24.859 --> 01:35:29.550 match against Logan Paul and his brother? I would do that, too. Yeah, 1846 01:35:29.590 --> 01:35:34.609 let's challenge Logan Paul, right, and his brother, Jake. Yeah. 1847 01:35:35.069 --> 01:35:37.529 Tag team. We have to wear costumes, though. And the 1848 01:35:37.590 --> 01:35:41.770 winner has to pay the others taxes. For how many years? 1849 01:35:41.810 --> 01:35:43.109 Just one year? For one year. But you think we 1850 01:35:43.130 --> 01:35:49.399 would win? Fuck yeah. I think they're not all that. Dude. Dude. 1851 01:35:49.739 --> 01:35:52.079 Of course we would. I would tag you real quick. Yeah. Oh, 1852 01:35:52.100 --> 01:35:54.930 you would? Yeah, I'm opening. And I would tag you. Yeah, 1853 01:35:54.949 --> 01:35:56.250 we tag each other. Dude, that's what we do. We 1854 01:35:56.270 --> 01:35:58.970 stay in the corner and we keep tagging each other. 1855 01:35:59.029 --> 01:36:01.489 Till they get dizzy. And then we become a cyclone 1856 01:36:01.909 --> 01:36:04.649 of tagging, right? And then they get all confused, right? 1857 01:36:04.979 --> 01:36:07.560 And then we both get onto the ropes, right? And 1858 01:36:07.579 --> 01:36:12.289 we do what? We jump off. Yes. And? And we 1859 01:36:12.310 --> 01:36:14.810 attack them. And we attack them. Yeah, dude. We attack 1860 01:36:14.840 --> 01:36:18.340 that way. Through the air. Yeah. Like we did to Iran. 1861 01:36:18.500 --> 01:36:20.180 Or we get a drone to take us up. 1862 01:36:20.500 --> 01:36:20.899 Oh, right. 1863 01:36:20.960 --> 01:36:24.239 Ukrainian or Iranian? Whatever one still has a little bit 1864 01:36:24.260 --> 01:36:28.689 of gas money left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1865 01:36:28.869 --> 01:36:30.909 And we take that up, dude. We'll take that up, right? 1866 01:36:30.949 --> 01:36:32.750 And we'll just glide right into them. I think we 1867 01:36:32.770 --> 01:36:34.869 can do it. I think we can do it. But 1868 01:36:34.890 --> 01:36:36.670 would you get involved in personal politics? Like, even in 1869 01:36:37.729 --> 01:36:40.069 local politics? Like, Spencer Pratt is running for mayor of L.A. now. 1870 01:36:40.109 --> 01:36:41.630 You know that. No, I don't know that. You don't 1871 01:36:41.670 --> 01:36:43.810 know that? No, no, no. And, you know, that'd be cool. 1872 01:36:44.470 --> 01:36:46.550 I don't know if I'd... You know what I do-do-do? What? 1873 01:36:46.590 --> 01:36:55.560 What I do-do-do-do? I donate to Canada sometimes. To help them? Yeah. 1874 01:36:56.220 --> 01:36:59.920 You ever do that? I love Canada. Excuse me? I 1875 01:36:59.960 --> 01:37:05.600 love Canada. Yeah. Oh, you... You give Canadian politicians money? No. 1876 01:37:06.199 --> 01:37:07.659 I don't donate to them, but I love Canada. I 1877 01:37:07.680 --> 01:37:10.439 think it's a great place. Yeah, I love Argentina. What 1878 01:37:10.460 --> 01:37:12.159 the fuck are you talking about? They have the best posture. 1879 01:37:12.180 --> 01:37:14.340 You don't even know Argentina. Yeah, they have the best 1880 01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:18.060 soccer players. Argentina does. Aguero, Messi, yeah. I saw Messi 1881 01:37:18.079 --> 01:37:22.329 play one time. With Miami? Nashville. Oh, right, but it 1882 01:37:22.369 --> 01:37:24.750 was with the Miami team? Yeah, they played there. Dude, 1883 01:37:24.789 --> 01:37:28.149 it was great. I would like to watch soccer more. 1884 01:37:28.170 --> 01:37:29.670 I think I'm going to try to go to a 1885 01:37:30.789 --> 01:37:33.930 game when it's here. Yeah. You like those things. It's fun. 1886 01:37:33.949 --> 01:37:35.869 Can I tell you something about something that made me 1887 01:37:36.010 --> 01:37:40.960 real sad? Yeah. So, the last UFC fight that you 1888 01:37:41.020 --> 01:37:41.600 and I were at. 1889 01:37:41.699 --> 01:37:42.119 Yeah. 1890 01:37:42.140 --> 01:37:44.079 We're all right. What kind of seats did you get? 1891 01:37:45.220 --> 01:37:48.100 We got good seats. You did? Yes. What would you 1892 01:37:48.119 --> 01:37:50.340 think my seats were like? I saw your seats. They 1893 01:37:50.359 --> 01:37:55.319 were good. Better than yours? No. It depends on what 1894 01:37:55.340 --> 01:37:59.250 you're looking for. I'm looking to get closest to the... Okay, well... 1895 01:37:59.649 --> 01:38:02.270 The cage. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You 1896 01:38:02.300 --> 01:38:05.739 think I want to be out there? They put you. Yeah, yeah. 1897 01:38:05.859 --> 01:38:08.300 There is a like zone where there's a lot of 1898 01:38:08.319 --> 01:38:12.260 like people

that. Influencers. No. Okay, what kind of people? 1899 01:38:12.600 --> 01:38:14.770 Or people, yeah, influencers, but people that are like, there's 1900 01:38:14.810 --> 01:38:17.930 a lot of people that have like, it's like wheelchair access. 1901 01:38:18.010 --> 01:38:21.390 It's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's what 1902 01:38:21.409 --> 01:38:23.229 I saw. I saw that. People that are impaired, like 1903 01:38:23.250 --> 01:38:25.729 people that are neck braces, back braces. Yeah. yeah, yeah. 1904 01:38:25.840 --> 01:38:27.939 People that are on fluids and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1905 01:38:28.020 --> 01:38:30.760 You were right there, though, along the road where people 1906 01:38:30.819 --> 01:38:33.699 come out. They have other attachments to them. Yeah, like 1907 01:38:33.720 --> 01:38:36.800 in the neck brace section. Oxygen, water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1908 01:38:37.039 --> 01:38:41.149 They have a cane. Yeah, I mean, the biff. They 1909 01:38:41.170 --> 01:38:45.630 have the biff. Yeah, just an aquifer, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1910 01:38:45.710 --> 01:38:47.529 People that were just like, yeah. Exactly. So I'm in 1911 01:38:47.569 --> 01:38:50.199 that section, right? And for a split second, I was 1912 01:38:50.220 --> 01:38:53.449 kind of like, why am I here? You know what 1913 01:38:53.470 --> 01:38:55.649 I mean? Probably because it was your first fight. Really? 1914 01:38:55.710 --> 01:38:57.689 So the next time I go to a fight, because 1915 01:38:57.710 --> 01:39:00.229 I love the sport, can I just go with you? Yeah. 1916 01:39:01.590 --> 01:39:05.479 Will I still be in the oxygen area? I can 1917 01:39:05.699 --> 01:39:06.840 ask Dana if he allows me to go. No, you're 1918 01:39:06.859 --> 01:39:07.560 always around that. 1919 01:39:07.600 --> 01:39:07.800 Yeah. 1920 01:39:13.109 --> 01:39:16.140 I'm a fan of the sport. You're always around that. 1921 01:39:16.189 --> 01:39:18.760 But it's still at his grace, you know? It's like 1922 01:39:19.140 --> 01:39:21.880 he picks who can go, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1923 01:39:22.159 --> 01:39:25.539 The people that you, your friends, are bigger than me? 1924 01:39:27.000 --> 01:39:30.050 That you had around you? Are they? What do you mean, 1925 01:39:30.329 --> 01:39:32.750 like popularity-wise? No, Gianni's with me all the time. Yeah, 1926 01:39:32.789 --> 01:39:36.210 is he more popular than me? In the urban circles, 1927 01:39:36.229 --> 01:39:38.470 he is. Yeah, this is me at the oxygen area. 1928 01:39:38.649 --> 01:39:42.050 You having a good time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I 1929 01:39:42.069 --> 01:39:44.300 was having a spasm, dude. Bro, look how close. I've 1930 01:39:44.399 --> 01:39:47.060 never gotten to sit where you sat here. That's amazing, bro. 1931 01:39:47.880 --> 01:39:49.680 To cheer people when they come out. Yeah, but then 1932 01:39:49.720 --> 01:39:53.319 you put your hand out. They don't, never slap my hand. Bro. Yeah, yeah. 1933 01:39:53.420 --> 01:39:56.079 That guy's a beast, dude. Who is that guy, Nick? 1934 01:39:56.680 --> 01:39:57.539 Ateba Gautier. 1935 01:39:57.640 --> 01:39:59.279 Yeah, yeah. Is he like in a six fight win streak? 1936 01:39:59.350 --> 01:40:00.550 Yeah, all first round knocked out. 1937 01:40:00.670 --> 01:40:03.050 I like Gautier, yeah. And dude, you got to see 1938 01:40:03.090 --> 01:40:05.010 Rose Namajunas when she came out. Okay. Is that how 1939 01:40:05.029 --> 01:40:07.409 you say her last name? Namajunas. Namajunas. Namajunas? 1940 01:40:07.489 --> 01:40:07.869 Yeah, yeah. 1941 01:40:08.289 --> 01:40:11.319 Dude, Doug Rose, bro, just to see that, yeah. You're right. 1942 01:40:11.500 --> 01:40:12.989 I've sat in a lot of different places. I haven't 1943 01:40:13.029 --> 01:40:14.770 always gotten to sit up close, but it has been 1944 01:40:14.810 --> 01:40:17.909 fun when I got to. Yeah. But yeah. Next time 1945 01:40:17.930 --> 01:40:20.470 you sit up close, because I've never been there. I'm 1946 01:40:20.489 --> 01:40:21.930 going in July. Can I just go with you? Yes, please. 1947 01:40:22.329 --> 01:40:24.170 I'm going in July. If I am able to sit 1948 01:40:24.210 --> 01:40:25.789 up close, then I would love for you to go. 1949 01:40:25.800 --> 01:40:27.720 And just ask Dana, like my friend, you know what 1950 01:40:27.739 --> 01:40:29.039 I mean? I'm going to send him a JPEG of you. 1951 01:40:31.779 --> 01:40:36.260 Straight up, I'll say you used to fight. Just say 1952 01:40:36.319 --> 01:40:39.350 the real thing. You did used to fight. No, no, no. 1953 01:40:40.149 --> 01:40:42.289 Say I'm your friend. I'll say it's my friend, yeah. 1954 01:40:42.989 --> 01:40:44.829 You're right. I'm not going to lie to him. Yeah, yeah. 1955 01:40:45.069 --> 01:40:47.770 But then why would you lie just now? You're right. 1956 01:40:48.449 --> 01:40:51.960 I'm right. You are. Why do you lie? I'm not lying, dude. 1957 01:40:51.979 --> 01:40:55.500 I was thinking about lying. Okay. Anyway. And I said 1958 01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:57.960 I'm not. So what did you think of today's podcast? 1959 01:40:58.840 --> 01:41:01.100 I thought it was good. Let's do a regroup. You 1960 01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:02.640 know what I mean? Okay. Let's go through some stuff. 1961 01:41:02.659 --> 01:41:06.399 For one, yeah, I do feel– for one, I'm happy 1962 01:41:06.420 --> 01:41:09.359 to get to see you. Oh, I do want to 1963 01:41:09.399 --> 01:41:13.340 say also, Brittany Schmidt's dog passed away. So... Oh, no. 1964 01:41:13.640 --> 01:41:16.130 I think we can just say... So sorry. Brittany, we 1965 01:41:16.189 --> 01:41:18.350 love you. And the dog's name was Biggie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1966 01:41:18.630 --> 01:41:23.180 And that he's in a better place. My dog, Remy, 1967 01:41:23.189 --> 01:41:24.840 passed away a month and a half ago. 1968 01:41:25.079 --> 01:41:25.159 Aww. 1969 01:41:26.289 --> 01:41:30.529 I did that. That was great. What? Did you have 1970

01:41:30.569 --> 01:41:31.869 to have someone come over and help put it down? 1971 01:41:31.909 --> 01:41:33.590 My friend just had to have that. My friend Tim, 1972 01:41:33.630 --> 01:41:36.270 remember Bizzle who you always fight with at the casino? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1973 01:41:36.310 --> 01:41:38.130 Where is he? Huh? He's the one that's trying to 1974 01:41:38.229 --> 01:41:40.210 shit with me on fucking line, dude. Dude, he just 1975 01:41:40.250 --> 01:41:42.340 texted me earlier today. He just texted me today. This 1976 01:41:42.350 --> 01:41:44.039 is what he said. Can I tell you what, Bizzle? 1977 01:41:44.319 --> 01:41:48.079 Is this him? Yeah. Hold on. This piece of shit. Dude. 1978 01:41:48.899 --> 01:41:50.539 I'm not even joking. The text he sent, he goes, 1979 01:41:50.899 --> 01:41:53.859 tell that motherfucker to wash his ass. That's what he said. Okay, 1980 01:41:53.890 --> 01:41:56.149 this is what he said. What are the odds of that? 1981 01:41:56.229 --> 01:41:58.310 He goes, bro, you trying to beef with me saying 1982 01:41:58.409 --> 01:42:01.670 I invite this shit? Don't come into the studio today 1983 01:42:01.770 --> 01:42:04.130 trying to start beef or you're going to get got. 1984 01:42:04.770 --> 01:42:07.489 Type shit. Where is that guy? I want to get got. 1985 01:42:07.510 --> 01:42:09.630 I want to see what that means. He's in. Because 1986 01:42:09.649 --> 01:42:12.840 I'm going to tell you this right now, dude. He's pussified. Yeah. 1987 01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:13.319 Yeah, yeah. 1988 01:42:13.500 --> 01:42:17.819 I'll destroy him. Okay. He's strong, right? But I have ways. 1989 01:42:18.659 --> 01:42:22.729 I'll go Nam, dude. I'll build a tunnel and a pathway. Oh, 1990 01:42:22.770 --> 01:42:24.770 so it's okay for you to go Nam and just 1991 01:42:24.869 --> 01:42:27.670 completely be a culture vulture. Yeah, we can be a 1992 01:42:27.689 --> 01:42:32.069 culture vulture. I'll go Nam. My stepfather can't walk back in. 1993 01:42:32.149 --> 01:42:35.930 He's a confused white, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a 1994 01:42:35.970 --> 01:42:40.640 difference between being Asian, right, and being a confused white, guy. Yeah, 1995 01:42:40.680 --> 01:42:43.640 you're right. You're right? I'm just trying to be philosophical, guy. 1996 01:42:43.840 --> 01:42:46.779 I know there is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just breaks 1997 01:42:46.840 --> 01:42:47.220 my heart. 1998 01:42:47.279 --> 01:42:47.460 Yeah. 1999 01:42:47.560 --> 01:42:49.039 What? It breaks my heart. It breaks my heart that 2000 01:42:49.060 --> 01:42:52.199 we can't like, you know, get closer with that divide, dude. 2001 01:42:52.479 --> 01:42:54.279 I know. We're going to do it better. Next time 2002 01:42:54.300 --> 01:42:55.840 we'll do it better, dude. I think this is one 2003 01:42:55.859 --> 01:42:58.239 of those. Go ahead. Sorry. I think this is one 2004 01:42:58.260 --> 01:42:59.560 of those times where it's like, yeah, we kind of 2005 01:42:59.579 --> 01:43:02.260 hit a spot where it's like, okay, yeah, sometimes I 2006 01:43:02.300 --> 01:43:04.979 do feel pressure. Like if we're, if like, yeah, it's 2007 01:43:05.000 --> 01:43:06.979 like you get, you get clips that are viral and 2008 01:43:07.000 --> 01:43:08.829 like you do see that you can't even not see it. 2009 01:43:08.850 --> 01:43:11.010 And it's like, and then like people every time, you know, 2010 01:43:11.340 --> 01:43:13.189 you'll be somewhere like there's a video somewhere. There's a 2011 01:43:13.270 --> 01:43:16.029 funeral and the guy's yelling at it, you know, like, 2012 01:43:16.590 --> 01:43:18.369 it's like, what can you do? But it's like, yeah, 2013 01:43:18.390 --> 01:43:20.270 you do feel some pressure and it's not in that. 2014 01:43:20.329 --> 01:43:23.189 That's why I've been avoiding it. But that, what I'm saying, right. 2015 01:43:23.210 --> 01:43:25.800 But those moments aren't like, it's not fair to all. 2016 01:43:25.859 --> 01:43:29.220 It's not fair for me to bring in it. Like I, I, 2017 01:43:29.420 --> 01:43:32.439 I thought about that before you came. I thought about, yeah. 2018 01:43:33.079 --> 01:43:36.470 Great listening. I thought about that before you came. And 2019 01:43:36.489 --> 01:43:40.130 I said, God, like, This is so stupid that we're 2020 01:43:40.189 --> 01:43:41.569 even thinking about this But let me just have a 2021 01:43:41.590 --> 01:43:43.619 nice conversation with my friend And let me have a 2022 01:43:43.699 --> 01:43:46.979 new experience And I felt the same way driving here 2023 01:43:47.140 --> 01:43:50.020 I've been avoiding doing it with you Because there's just 2024 01:43:50.100 --> 01:43:52.659 so much pressure on it You know what I mean? 2025 01:43:52.699 --> 01:43:53.810 But we had so much fun when I came into 2026 01:43:54.010 --> 01:43:56.810 Bad Friends Yeah, how great was that? That was great, 2027 01:43:57.829 --> 01:43:59.890 but we might have not gotten anything today Well it 2028 01:43:59.909 --> 01:44:01.869 took me 600 episodes to even invite it over there 2029 01:44:03.750 --> 01:44:07.899 If you really want to look at the calendar But 2030 01:44:07.920 --> 01:44:09.560 I know you guys are busy. No, no, no. Look 2031 01:44:09.579 --> 01:44:15.130 at me right now, dude. That's tragic. I'll tell you this. 2032 01:44:16.470 --> 01:44:19.810 We're not a guest-driven show. We've had maybe 10 guests 2033 01:44:19.850 --> 01:44:23.989 in our whole whatever the run. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. 2034 01:44:24.050 --> 01:44:26.989 We've had Jack Black, Shia. You know what I mean? 2035 01:44:27.010 --> 01:44:29.939 We get the biggest people we can get to do 2036 01:44:29.979 --> 01:44:35.380 the guests. What's that tall orange man who plays basketball? Women, yeah. No, 2037 01:44:35.399 --> 01:44:37.560 what's that tall orange man that plays basketball? Blake Griffin. 2038 01:44:37.779 --> 01:44:40.449 Blake Griffin. Oh, yeah. With the tall orange. You know 2039

01:44:40.470 --> 01:44:42.670 what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vitamin C, 2040 01:44:42.689 --> 01:44:45.329 they call them. Yeah, the vitamin C. When we got vitamins, 2041 01:44:45.369 --> 01:44:47.390 we got it. You know what I mean? And we 2042 01:44:47.430 --> 01:44:50.909 were lucky to have you. But it's not a personal thing. No, 2043 01:44:50.930 --> 01:44:53.180 I don't feel it. It's a scheduling thing. Yeah. Yeah. 2044 01:44:53.939 --> 01:44:58.039 And so let me ask the boys in the booth. 2045 01:44:58.739 --> 01:45:00.279 What did you think of today's episode? 2046 01:45:01.199 --> 01:45:03.220 There are great moments, and I just think you guys 2047 01:45:03.279 --> 01:45:05.880 talk so naturally funny to each other. You don't realize 2048 01:45:06.340 --> 01:45:08.199 there's going to be some viral moment from this that 2049 01:45:08.229 --> 01:45:08.689 we don't know. 2050 01:45:09.430 --> 01:45:12.970 That's a good point. So you know what? Don't live 2051 01:45:12.989 --> 01:45:14.989 in the results. We did it. You know what I mean? 2052 01:45:15.010 --> 01:45:16.729 I think there are some things in there. You know 2053 01:45:16.750 --> 01:45:17.829 what I mean? Yeah, we had a good time. But 2054 01:45:17.850 --> 01:45:19.689 if there isn't, fuck it. I just want to have 2055 01:45:19.710 --> 01:45:21.500 a good time with my friend. Yeah, and I had 2056 01:45:21.520 --> 01:45:23.420 a good time at times. And that is true. Yeah. 2057 01:45:23.819 --> 01:45:26.300 I think that sometimes you're confused, but that's what I 2058 01:45:26.340 --> 01:45:26.899 like about you. 2059 01:45:27.199 --> 01:45:27.380 Yeah. 2060 01:45:27.399 --> 01:45:30.279 I mean, you don't know what you're talking about. Well, 2061 01:45:30.300 --> 01:45:32.500 but I'm trying to learn, man. And you're a learner, dude. 2062 01:45:33.520 --> 01:45:36.319 Sometimes you help me, sometimes you don't. And I could 2063 01:45:36.340 --> 01:45:38.899 say the same about you. And I cannot believe that 2064 01:45:38.939 --> 01:45:41.399 David Spade put you on that movie poster. I think 2065 01:45:41.420 --> 01:45:44.000 you did that. He said that you did that. No, 2066 01:45:44.039 --> 01:45:46.659 he did not. Yeah, he did. I would never do that. Yeah, 2067 01:45:46.680 --> 01:45:49.000 you would. I don't even know how to do Photoshop. 2068 01:45:49.079 --> 01:45:52.680 I don't even know how to Photoshop. Your people. These 2069 01:45:52.720 --> 01:45:56.180 guys know how. And I went to Spade. No, just listen. Listen. 2070 01:45:56.300 --> 01:45:58.500 I went to Spade and I go, Dude, it's kind 2071 01:45:58.539 --> 01:46:00.159 of fucking weird that I have like two lines in 2072 01:46:00.199 --> 01:46:01.460 this movie and you put me in the center of 2073 01:46:01.500 --> 01:46:06.140 this poster and he goes, really? Fuck Theo. That's what 2074 01:46:06.159 --> 01:46:13.140 he said, dude. That's what he said. Should we call him? Yeah. 2075 01:46:13.159 --> 01:46:17.979 I don't think he'll answer. He's probably busy eating dinner 2076 01:46:18.000 --> 01:46:20.479 or something because he has so much money. Or sushi, probably. 2077 01:46:20.920 --> 01:46:23.880 It's always sushi with him. Have you noticed that? Yeah. 2078 01:46:24.659 --> 01:46:31.689 It is. With a lot of you guys. Let's see 2079 01:46:31.710 --> 01:46:40.189 what he says. That's a nice picture of us. Let 2080 01:46:40.210 --> 01:46:47.069 me call him. Okay. He could be taking a bath 2081 01:46:47.109 --> 01:46:51.010 or whatever. Are you guys calling me together? No. What 2082 01:46:51.149 --> 01:46:53.949 are you talking about? No. Oh, Theo just called me. Yeah. 2083 01:46:54.270 --> 01:46:55.760 But you know what I love? You picked up from 2084 01:46:55.800 --> 01:46:59.939 me and not him. I knew it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2085 01:47:01.109 --> 01:47:03.170 I love the fact that you picked up for me 2086 01:47:03.390 --> 01:47:05.949 and you didn't pick up for Theo. No, I love Theo, 2087 01:47:05.970 --> 01:47:08.310 but I'm at dinner. Yeah, but why would you pick 2088 01:47:08.350 --> 01:47:10.890 up for me? Because I knew you were in cahoots. 2089 01:47:10.949 --> 01:47:13.729 I go, we got a situation. Yeah, yeah. Well, just 2090 01:47:13.789 --> 01:47:16.069 real quick, I want to clear something up, right? Yeah. 2091 01:47:16.090 --> 01:47:17.850 All right, so when I said to you, you know 2092 01:47:17.909 --> 01:47:19.270 what I mean, why am I in the center of 2093 01:47:19.310 --> 01:47:21.810 this poster? I only had three lines. And you said, oh, 2094 01:47:22.229 --> 01:47:25.340 fucking Theo. So Theo did it. Oh, I did? Yeah, 2095 01:47:25.359 --> 01:47:27.350 Theo did it. I don't think, I don't think Theo 2096 01:47:27.359 --> 01:47:27.909 knew about it. 2097 01:47:27.970 --> 01:47:30.590 I think it was, they just, somebody made it and 2098 01:47:30.609 --> 01:47:32.010 they were exploiting you guys. 2099 01:47:33.710 --> 01:47:37.029 Oh. They put me on it too. You're the star 2100 01:47:37.060 --> 01:47:40.760 of the movie. Who cares, Bobby? Oh, you're right. Dave, 2101 01:47:40.840 --> 01:47:43.369 I'm sorry. Are you eating Asian food? I am. I'm 2102 01:47:43.430 --> 01:47:45.789 eating Asian food, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew it. 2103 01:47:46.109 --> 01:47:48.600 So I love you, dude. No one's to blame. Thank 2104 01:47:48.619 --> 01:47:50.260 you for putting me in the movie. I love you, okay? Yeah, 2105 01:47:50.439 --> 01:47:53.939 and tell the waiter we're sorry for everything. Okay. I 2106 01:47:53.979 --> 01:48:00.100 love you. Bye. It was you. It couldn't have been 2107 01:48:00.140 --> 01:48:03.529 me because I don't even have Photoshop. Okay. It was somebody, though, 2108 01:48:03.590 --> 01:48:05.109 for sure. But did I guess that he was eating 2109 01:48:05.170 --> 01:48:07.130 Asian food? But no, I do feel bad that I 2110 01:48:07.170 --> 01:48:10.630 didn't ask. I should have asked specifically. I don't

care, dude. Well, 2111 01:48:10.649 --> 01:48:12.300 I should have asked. I didn't really think about it. Bro, bro, bro. 2112 01:48:12.329 --> 01:48:18.659 I think you would feel like... Bro, bro, bro. I'm 2113 01:48:18.720 --> 01:48:22.739 so grateful... that you asked me to do something that 2114 01:48:22.760 --> 01:48:26.779 you've been working on. I mean, what a blessing that is. 2115 01:48:26.960 --> 01:48:30.310 You know, I just did an episode of a show 2116 01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:34.569 of a friend. I can't say it, but... And he asked, 2117 01:48:34.689 --> 01:48:35.989 and I did it. You know what I mean? And, 2118 01:48:36.170 --> 01:48:39.130 you know... I knew who it was, Peyton Manning. Okay. Okay. 2119 01:48:41.970 --> 01:48:43.590 Was it? He has a new show. You have a 2120 01:48:43.609 --> 01:48:46.710 new show. Yeah, the bad show. And you didn't even 2121 01:48:46.729 --> 01:48:48.630 tell me about it. Yeah, the bad show, the game show. 2122 01:48:49.289 --> 01:48:52.510 And then also my Hulu special comes out in November, 2123 01:48:52.560 --> 01:48:56.300 my first special. Finally. Finally, yeah. And go check that out. 2124 01:48:56.560 --> 01:48:58.579 And what took so long, to be honest, when you 2125 01:48:58.600 --> 01:49:00.079 really think about it? Was there a real reason that 2126 01:49:00.119 --> 01:49:02.720 it did take you a while? Did you not like 2127 01:49:02.739 --> 01:49:06.640 doing specials? Did you think it was not what it's about? Like, really, really. Well, 2128 01:49:06.699 --> 01:49:08.779 it's so funny. Ask yourself why I wouldn't do it. 2129 01:49:11.260 --> 01:49:13.020 Why wouldn't he do it? Because he didn't like to 2130 01:49:13.060 --> 01:49:15.920 try it. He doesn't, oh, no. Yeah, because I've been 2131 01:49:15.939 --> 01:49:18.680 doing the same act. You know what I mean? I 2132 01:49:18.800 --> 01:49:22.560 slowly add jokes. It was just no hurry, really. You 2133 01:49:22.619 --> 01:49:23.859 know what I mean? And it got to the point 2134 01:49:23.880 --> 01:49:26.189 where it was like, I was on stage and I 2135 01:49:26.229 --> 01:49:30.869 was like, I couldn't hear it anymore. Like, I don't 2136 01:49:30.949 --> 01:49:33.130 care if it gets a laugh. Like, I just got 2137 01:49:33.149 --> 01:49:36.409 to evolve. And so I penned a deal. I go, 2138 01:49:36.630 --> 01:49:38.750 I'm going to get all this out there. It's going 2139 01:49:38.770 --> 01:49:40.949 to force me to write new shit. You penned a deal? 2140 01:49:40.979 --> 01:49:43.840 Are you fucking Thomas Jefferson or something? Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah. 2141 01:49:43.859 --> 01:49:46.340 I penned a deal, dude. Like the Constitution. Thanks, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2142 01:49:46.880 --> 01:49:49.960 And I did it. And it went pretty good. And 2143 01:49:50.699 --> 01:49:52.949 I'm going to, when it comes out, I'm already writing 2144 01:49:52.970 --> 01:49:55.930 away new shit. Let's go. Let's go. And I'm going to, 2145 01:49:56.470 --> 01:50:00.229 the next hour will be better. I think I'm evolving. 2146 01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:02.760 I really do. I feel you do. Yeah, yeah. And 2147 01:50:02.819 --> 01:50:06.739 so that's why it took me so long. It was never, like, 2148 01:50:06.859 --> 01:50:09.619 here's the thing about me. I don't know why, but, 2149 01:50:09.899 --> 01:50:12.590 you know, I was a club guy. What I mean 2150 01:50:12.609 --> 01:50:16.210 by that, I did comedy clubs. And I always sold out. 2151 01:50:16.909 --> 01:50:20.149 Even before podcasts, I would do well. So in my mind, 2152 01:50:20.170 --> 01:50:22.489 that was like no hurry. I never thought about theaters 2153 01:50:22.590 --> 01:50:26.159 or coliseums or anything like that. But made a living, 2154 01:50:26.460 --> 01:50:29.399 you know, playing, I mean, the Yuck Yucks or whatever, right? Oh, yeah, 2155 01:50:29.420 --> 01:50:32.060 there's so many great clubs. Yeah, so whatever. And now 2156 01:50:32.119 --> 01:50:36.159 it's like it's getting bigger, the audience, and I want 2157 01:50:36.220 --> 01:50:40.020 to grow with my brand, and I want to expand, 2158 01:50:40.060 --> 01:50:44.279 so that's what I'm doing. Yeah. That's cool, man. Hey, man. Yeah, dude, 2159 01:50:44.350 --> 01:50:46.270 it's kind of crazy. Like, evolving is kind of scary. 2160 01:50:46.289 --> 01:50:50.630 It's all kind of spooky sometimes, like growing up, you know? 2161 01:50:50.649 --> 01:50:53.010 Does that make sense, kind of? You're going to live 2162 01:50:53.069 --> 01:50:56.359 on the edge of your comfort zone. you that's how 2163 01:50:56.399 --> 01:51:00.500 you grow that's how great men make it take risks 2164 01:51:01.189 --> 01:51:06.250 and go through the fire and i've always been afraid 2165 01:51:06.289 --> 01:51:09.020 of that and i think like we talked about earlier 2166 01:51:09.100 --> 01:51:16.689 silence you know i mean that's all okay That was 2167 01:51:16.739 --> 01:51:21.189 almost great. But you know what is great, dude? Yeah. 2168 01:51:21.430 --> 01:51:22.890 Is seeing you. Really good to be here. Anytime I 2169 01:51:22.909 --> 01:51:24.729 get to spend time with you, I feel lucky. And 2170 01:51:24.770 --> 01:51:26.569 your new show starts when? When does it start so 2171 01:51:26.590 --> 01:51:29.449 people can watch it? The Bad Game Show will start 2172 01:51:29.510 --> 01:51:31.529 in probably September, October. Where's it going to be? It's 2173 01:51:31.550 --> 01:51:32.930 super funny. YouTube. 2174 01:51:33.109 --> 01:51:33.670 Let's go. 2175 01:51:33.909 --> 01:51:37.050 Yeah, and there's the deadline. All things comedy on the 2176 01:51:37.130 --> 01:51:40.029 Bad Game Show. Dude, you guys look great. Yeah, yeah. 2177 01:51:40.289 --> 01:51:42.689 Holy frick. And we have guests on, and they do. 2178 01:51:43.069 --> 01:51:46.310 Two guests compete against each other in games we developed. Dude, 2179 01:51:46.369 --> 01:51:49.909 put me on the poster. You said no to the 2180 01:51:49.949 --> 01:51:51.829 game show. Did I really? Yeah, you did. But you 2181 01:51:51.869 --> 01:51:54.250 know what? What? Put me on the poster anyway. Yeah, 2182 01:51:54.310 --> 01:51:57.109 I did. And I'll share that bitch. All right, dude. 2183 01:51:57.149 --> 01:51:58.770 Thanks for having me. Dude, I love you and thank 2184 01:51:58.789 --> 01:52:01.989 you for being somebody that... He just texted me again, Spade. 2185 01:52:02.869 --> 01:52:06.409 He FaceTimed me. Let's see what he says because he 2186 01:52:06.430 --> 01:52:10.510 might be on some bullshit. Dude, he was in frickin' 2187 01:52:10.529 --> 01:52:16.210 Dickie Roberts. Dude, you've seen this laser? It puts a 2188 01:52:16.210 --> 01:52:21.869 little cock on your shirt. Oh, that's the tits. Rick, 2189 01:52:21.890 --> 01:52:24.289 I'm just going to hang up. No, wait one more time. 2190 01:52:24.689 --> 01:52:29.130 He's getting older. Yeah, so did you FaceTime me? I 2191 01:52:31.310 --> 01:52:37.069 tried to. Yeah, here's Thee. What's up, dude? I was 2192 01:52:37.109 --> 01:52:39.869 trying to save Theo and get him out of that interview. 2193 01:52:43.789 --> 01:52:56.180 There was no controversy. Yeah, dude, I did Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 2194 01:52:56.279 --> 01:52:59.180 So thank you so much for that information. I'll see 2195 01:52:59.199 --> 01:53:01.520 you soon. I love you I'm gonna hang up the phone. Okay. 2196 01:53:01.550 --> 01:53:05.029 All right. I love you, bud. No, I love you. 2197 01:53:05.069 --> 01:53:09.270 I love you, bud. All right, so You did it 2198 01:53:09.310 --> 01:53:13.810 did I To be continued. To be continued. To be continued.