Full Transcript for Kingfish_Sightseeing_Tours

Well, uh, how do we go from place to place? 80 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:57.099 How do we go? Ha, ha, ha. You hoof it. Oh, 81 00:03:57.319 --> 00:03:58.219 a walking tour. 82 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.740 Well, that might be an idea, that. 83 00:03:59.759 --> 00:04:01.599 Well, I'll see you at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. Goodbye, 84 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:04.139 Miss Benson. Well, $ 10 a day. 85 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:04.180 Is $ 70. 86 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:08.419 That's $ 70. Hmm, that ain't bad. Think I'll drop by 87 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:10.060 the drugstore and get a couple of pounds of foot 88 00:04:10.099 --> 00:04:16.009 powder and some mustard. Well, come in, Henry. Hey, Kingfish, 89 00:04:16.029 --> 00:04:16.430 who was. 90 00:04:16.329 --> 00:04:18.170 The charming gazelle that just flitted by? 91 00:04:18.189 --> 00:04:21.550 Oh, that was Miss Benson, Henry. You see, I done 92 00:04:21.589 --> 00:04:23.610 opened up a sightseeing service, and I gonna take her 93 00:04:23.649 --> 00:04:25.730 on a walking tour of New York City. I paid 94 00:04:25.769 --> 00:04:26.410 him a poor fee. 95 00:04:26.709 --> 00:04:28.759 Yeah, well, why don't you get Andy to take her 96 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:30.319 on the walking tour? He might enjoy it. 97 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:33.279 You know, he's always receptive to feminine funker dudes. 98 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:38.240 Well, well, well. Uncle Toot is good for him, all right. 99 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:42.660 I don't want Andy to get the money, though, you see. Hey, 100 00:04:42.699 --> 00:04:45.540 wait a minute, though. If there was only some way 101 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:48.040 that I could get Andy to take her around town 102 00:04:48.060 --> 00:04:50.459 without him finding out, it was a sightseeing tour. 103 00:04:50.660 --> 00:04:52.620 Yes, but that's going to be hard, Kingfish. You know, 104 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:54.600 Andy would have to do more walking than the policeman. 105 00:04:55.420 --> 00:04:57.500 Hey, wait a minute, Henry. I think I got something there. 106 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:02.279 I'll afford Andy to the FBI and tell him the 107 00:05:02.300 --> 00:05:04.379 gal is a fire something, and it's his duty to 108 00:05:04.430 --> 00:05:06.529 take her around. I'll get him to work the first 109 00:05:06.550 --> 00:05:07.970 week for nothing as his basic training. 110 00:05:08.170 --> 00:05:10.230 Yes, well, I don't think you'll have much trouble getting 111 00:05:10.310 --> 00:05:11.610 Andy to be around with that gal. 112 00:05:12.230 --> 00:05:14.500 Oh, yes, that Miss Benson is some number, ain't she? 113 00:05:14.810 --> 00:05:16.860 Oh, yes. You know, whenever I brush shoulders with a 114 00:05:16.879 --> 00:05:19.560 gal of that type, I immediately compare her with my wife. 115 00:05:19.779 --> 00:05:20.920 Yes, me too, Henry. 116 00:05:21.120 --> 00:05:23.759 But, you know, Kingfish, we're not so bad off, though. 117 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:24.139 No. 118 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:28.040 While Miss Benson may have charm, beauty, grace, and loveliness, 119 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:29.800 our wives are stable. 120 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.060 They got common sense. They got. 121 00:05:33.019 --> 00:05:34.939 Say, Kingfish, I believe we're getting the short end of this. 122 00:05:34.980 --> 00:05:44.680 Yeah. Well, here come Andy now. Better get on the telephone. 123 00:05:45.220 --> 00:05:47.899 Well, hello there, Kingfish. Say, what is that sign on 124 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:50.459 your door? Secret FBI headquarters. 125 00:05:50.699 --> 00:05:51.500 Fires keep out. 126 00:05:51.959 --> 00:05:53.920 Just a minute, Andy. 127 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:56.259 I was on a direct wire here with headquarters down 128 00:05:56.300 --> 00:06:00.759 in Washington, D.C. I'm talking in codes. Hello? Evil Fox. 129 00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:08.470 This is X-9. Wilco, Roger, over, Geronimo. And give that 130 00:06:08.490 --> 00:06:11.310 to the head man down in Washington, will you? Well, 131 00:06:11.329 --> 00:06:14.639 I'll tell you his name and code. Yeah, Edgar, vacuum cleaner. 132 00:06:14.660 --> 00:06:17.519 Well, what's that? 133 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:20.540 Well, thanks a lot. Two dots and a dash to you, too. 134 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:22.970 So long. 135 00:06:23.009 --> 00:06:25.430 Hey, Kingfish, how'd you ever get a job. 136 00:06:25.230 --> 00:06:28.009 With the FBI? Well, I tell you, Andy, this morning 137 00:06:28.029 --> 00:06:29.709 I went down to the unemployment office, and while I 138 00:06:29.730 --> 00:06:31.879 was down there, a job come up with the FBI. Naturally, 139 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:34.589 I got it because of seniority. What do you mean, seniority? Well, 140 00:06:34.649 --> 00:06:36.209 I ain't worked longer than anybody else in the place. 141 00:06:36.230 --> 00:06:39.509 Well, is you with the FBI now? 142 00:06:39.889 --> 00:06:41.269 If I were them, I was working on one of 143 00:06:41.290 --> 00:06:42.310 the biggest cases they got. 144 00:06:42.730 --> 00:06:43.629 What kind of case, Capers? 145 00:06:43.790 --> 00:06:45.439 Well, it's supposed to be a secret, Henry, but I 146 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:48.920 know you will keep it quiet. There was a girl 147 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:50.740 staying at the Lennox Arms Hotel by the name of 148 00:06:50.779 --> 00:06:52.980 Lucy Benson, and we of the FBI think she is 149 00:06:53.060 --> 00:06:54.939 a European spy. No fooling. 150 00:06:55.019 --> 00:06:55.759 What made you think so? 151 00:06:56.379 --> 00:06:58.829 Well, the first thing that happened that roused up our 152 00:06:58.850 --> 00:07:01.870 suspicion was a little thing that It happened at the hotel. 153 00:07:01.889 --> 00:07:04.139 It might have passed without nobody noticing it. Yeah? 154 00:07:04.300 --> 00:07:04.759 What was that? 155 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:06.819 She come down into the lobby with a pick and 156 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:09.079 shovel and asked the desk clerk if he could

direct 157 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:13.860 her to the nearest uranium mine. Now, tell me this. 158 00:07:13.899 --> 00:07:15.730 Why don't the FBI put her under arrest? 159 00:07:16.089 --> 00:07:18.129 Well, we can't do it till we get some evidence 160 00:07:18.230 --> 00:07:20.730 on her. Last week, we was trailing her, and she 161 00:07:20.769 --> 00:07:23.269 went through a secret atom bomb factory, but we couldn't 162 00:07:23.310 --> 00:07:25.170 do nothing about it because she paid the regular 25-cent 163 00:07:25.209 --> 00:07:28.699 sightseeing fare, you see. Well, what is she going to 164 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:32.019 do about trapping her? Well, now she's making believe that 165 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.240 she is a tourist while she is subverting the country. 166 00:07:34.980 --> 00:07:37.680 So what we're going to do is to disguise a 167 00:07:37.720 --> 00:07:40.459 secret agent as a sightseeing guide and take her around 168 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:43.930 and kind of keep tabs on her, see? Say, Andrew, 169 00:07:44.399 --> 00:07:47.230 I just thought here. How would you like to join 170 00:07:47.290 --> 00:07:48.970 up with the FBI and handle the job? 171 00:07:49.350 --> 00:07:50.250 Ain't interested, Kingfish. 172 00:07:50.310 --> 00:07:52.269 Oh, you'll be doing the FBI a great service. 173 00:07:52.370 --> 00:07:53.290 Sorry, too dangerous. 174 00:07:53.329 --> 00:07:55.730 The spy is a beautiful figure and she's a good-looking gal. 175 00:07:56.420 --> 00:07:57.819 Shake hands with your new FBI man. 176 00:08:00.220 --> 00:08:02.160 Now, put it down and shake hands. Glad to have 177 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:03.480 you with us. Now, the first thing I've got to 178 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:06.939 do now is to give you the FBI oath. Okay, okay. 179 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:10.089 All right, and to take the pledge. Here we go. I, 180 00:08:10.139 --> 00:08:12.199 Andrew H. Brown, swear to keep my big mouth shut 181 00:08:12.220 --> 00:08:14.350 and to walk my feet off on the country. I 182 00:08:14.579 --> 00:08:16.930 also swear not to tell anybody that I was an 183 00:08:16.939 --> 00:08:19.529 FBI agent and to go on looking stupid so nobody 184 00:08:19.550 --> 00:08:23.129 will suspect that I was suspecting them. I do. All right. 185 00:08:23.149 --> 00:08:26.420 Report here tomorrow morning, 9 o'clock, Ender. FBI man Brown, 186 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:29.879 you can now start walking spy Lucid Benson around town. 187 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:30.860 What do you mean, walk? 188 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:32.240 Don't I get an automobile? 189 00:08:32.799 --> 00:08:33.220 No, Ender. 190 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:39.470 Use the sign that the FBI Foreign Spy Division dismounted. Ender, 191 00:08:39.610 --> 00:08:42.070 as long as you is on a special mission, we 192 00:08:42.090 --> 00:08:43.350 better synchronize our watches. 193 00:08:43.649 --> 00:08:45.690 Yeah, well, I'll tell you the truth, Kingfish. My watch 194 00:08:45.730 --> 00:08:47.230 is down at Honest Joe's Pawn Shop. 195 00:08:48.750 --> 00:08:52.230 Happen to think mine's down there, too. Let's call up 196 00:08:52.250 --> 00:08:53.549 Joe and have him to synchronize them. 197 00:08:53.570 --> 00:08:56.580 Well, I hope this works out and we catch her. 198 00:08:56.879 --> 00:08:59.299 And if, when we close in on her, it's going 199 00:08:59.340 --> 00:09:01.720 to be like that fella that had the walls fall 200 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:02.720 on him at one time. 201 00:09:02.879 --> 00:09:03.379 What fella? 202 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:08.350 And if, let me tell you about old Joshua. 203 00:09:09.889 --> 00:09:19.240 Yeah, we'll tell you about old Joshua. May the walls 204 00:09:19.580 --> 00:09:30.500 of Jericho come a-tumbling down. 205 00:09:47.690 --> 00:09:52.519 Good morning, Sister Mary. Well, how do you do, Brother John? Well, 206 00:09:52.740 --> 00:09:55.259 I won't stop and talk with you and tell you 207 00:09:55.299 --> 00:09:58.070 how I come along. Well, I know you done heard 208 00:09:58.110 --> 00:10:02.960 about Joshua. He was a son of none. He'd never stop. 209 00:10:02.620 --> 00:10:03.840 His workin' too. 210 00:10:03.899 --> 00:10:06.899 And I tell you, work was done for that mornin'. Justice, 211 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:08.240 the battle of Jericho. 212 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:09.730 Jerry Cole! 213 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:10.850 Jerry Cole! 214 00:10:11.019 --> 00:10:13.710 Judge, it's the Battle of Jerry Cole, and the war. 215 00:10:13.570 --> 00:10:14.350 Comes tumbling down. 216 00:10:14.450 --> 00:10:17.470 Yes, you may talk about the King of Gideon. You 217 00:10:17.590 --> 00:10:21.190 may brag about your men of Saul. Train men like 218 00:10:21.230 --> 00:10:24.590 Joshua at the Battle of Jerry Cole. Now they tell. 219 00:10:24.470 --> 00:10:26.490 The good Lord that Joshua's. 220 00:10:26.210 --> 00:10:28.250 Spear was well and that will be long. 221 00:10:28.669 --> 00:10:31.379 And the foot of the hip was the double-edged sword, and. 222 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:35.000 His mouth was the gospel horn. But bold and brave, 223 00:10:35.059 --> 00:10:38.570 he put the salvation in his heart. God blowed him 224 00:10:38.769 --> 00:10:41.029 a lamb on, the judge recried, please, the devil can't 225 00:10:41.070 --> 00:10:41.830 do you no harm. 226 00:10:41.870 --> 00:10:44.480 Can't warn him, judge, it's the Battle of Jericho. 227 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:49.519 Jericho, Jericho, such a bitter battle of Jericho, and the. 228 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:51.299 Walls come a-tumbling down. 229 00:10:51.340 --> 00:10:54.379 Then up through the walls of Jericho, they march with 230 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:57.940 spear in their hand. Go, go, them ram horns, just 231 00:10:57.980 --> 00:10:59.559 like a battle in my hand. 232 00:11:00.200 --> 00:11:03.629 Then the ram-a-lam horns begin to blow, the trumpets begin 233 00:11:03.649 --> 00:11:07.149 to sound. Oh, just a wakeful cry, glory, and the 234 00:11:07.190 -->

00:11:09.129 walls come a-tumbling down. 235 00:11:09.169 --> 00:11:11.909 Then the ram-a-lam horns begin to blow, and the trumpets 236 00:11:11.929 --> 00:11:12.929 begin to sound. 237 00:11:13.690 --> 00:11:15.509 Oh, Joshua shouted, glory! 238 00:11:15.909 --> 00:11:18.669 And the walls come a-thumbling down for that morning. Joshua 239 00:11:18.700 --> 00:11:22.720 spent the battle round Jericho, around Jericho, around Jericho. Joshua 240 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:28.840 spent the battle round Jericho, and the walls come a-thumbling down. 241 00:11:45.009 --> 00:11:48.409 This is John Lake. Now, I'm going to talk about Rinseau. 242 00:11:49.129 --> 00:11:52.259 New Rinseau with Solium. And all I want to do 243 00:11:52.340 --> 00:11:55.440 is tell you a simple fact. New Rinseau with Solium 244 00:11:55.500 --> 00:11:59.679 gets white clothes whiter than new. And washable colors brighter 245 00:11:59.740 --> 00:12:03.039 than brand new. That's right, not just whiter, but whiter 246 00:12:03.059 --> 00:12:06.929 than new. And washable colors not just brighter, but brighter 247 00:12:06.990 --> 00:12:10.370 than brand new. Now, I think you'd better try new 248 00:12:10.389 --> 00:12:11.850 Rinseau and see it happen yourself. 249 00:12:12.610 --> 00:12:13.909 The secret is Solium. 250 00:12:14.610 --> 00:12:19.549 Rinseau's new, amazing, scientific sunlight ingredients. And new Rinseau is 251 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:23.600 so wonderful, it's such an entirely new idea in washing clothes, 252 00:12:24.059 --> 00:12:27.200 it will even do this. Clothes that are dried indoors. 253 00:12:27.860 --> 00:12:30.559 Wash that's dried in the cellar or the attic will 254 00:12:30.600 --> 00:12:34.639 turn out really bright. Rinseau with Tholium puts sunshine in 255 00:12:34.700 --> 00:12:38.230 your wash. Rinseau is safe for clothes and so kind 256 00:12:38.250 --> 00:12:43.360 to hands. Next wash day, better try new Rinseau yourself. Remember, 257 00:12:43.379 --> 00:12:46.070 only new Rinseau contains solium. 258 00:12:57.279 --> 00:12:59.789 Well, Shorty DeBarber, what is you doing in your shop 259 00:12:59.830 --> 00:13:01.789 with the windows wide open, your coat off on a 260 00:13:01.809 --> 00:13:03.970 cold day like this? Oh, this is great. 261 00:13:04.289 --> 00:13:06.330 It'll make the red cobblestone for your body bigger. A 262 00:13:06.570 --> 00:13:08.549 healthy man like me is going to have to fight that. 263 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:10.470 I'm so healthy that nothing bothers me. 264 00:13:10.500 --> 00:13:10.899 I'll get you. 265 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:14.019 I'll get you, Aspen Cabbage. 266 00:13:15.870 --> 00:13:18.330 Hey, uh, Shorty, look here. Did you see Andy today? 267 00:13:18.750 --> 00:13:20.389 Andy was in here a little while ago, kid. 268 00:13:20.470 --> 00:13:22.509 He told me about this beautiful gal he was taking 269 00:13:22.529 --> 00:13:23.629 around town sightseeing. 270 00:13:23.970 --> 00:13:26.789 Andy says he's working with

the FBI. Yeah, he's a 271 00:13:26.789 --> 00:13:29.070 secret agent. And keep this under your hat, Shorty. The 272 00:13:29.090 --> 00:13:29.970 gal is a spy. 273 00:13:30.360 --> 00:13:30.860 Spy, huh? 274 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:34.019 You know, that reminds me. I was a police detective 275 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:37.580 once myself. My very first case involved a suspicious woman, too. 276 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.250 We had to get her. So the chief said to me, 277 00:13:39.259 --> 00:13:40.720 he sent me up to her apartment. He said, Shorty, 278 00:13:40.960 --> 00:13:43.610 bring her here. I said, okay, chief. I had handcuffs. 279 00:13:43.870 --> 00:13:45.669 I had two pistols. I even had a state jacket. 280 00:13:45.929 --> 00:13:47.210 So I went right up to her apartment and knocked 281 00:13:47.230 --> 00:13:49.809 on the door. And I... You know, King, the thing 282 00:13:49.850 --> 00:13:54.710 didn't work out. Oh. Why, Shorty? 283 00:13:54.929 --> 00:13:55.990 She wouldn't let me in. 284 00:13:56.009 --> 00:13:58.960 Hey, look here. 285 00:13:59.009 --> 00:14:02.440 Shorty, did Andy tell you anything else when he was here? No, 286 00:14:02.500 --> 00:14:04.679 just that he was taking this gal outside for you 287 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.360 and that she'd give him $ 10 as a fee. Say, 288 00:14:07.379 --> 00:14:10.559 wait a minute. You say that she'd give him $ 10? Oh, me? 289 00:14:10.600 --> 00:14:12.820 She'd given the money to him instead of me? I 290 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:14.639 got to think of some way to do both that 291 00:14:14.659 --> 00:14:17.039 and some way to straighten that out fast. You know, Ken, 292 00:14:17.059 --> 00:14:19.519 I really envy you going around with a beautiful girl 293 00:14:19.539 --> 00:14:23.659 like that. I went around with a beautiful girl once, too, 294 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:26.360 but she said I was too short for her. Imagine that. 295 00:14:26.580 --> 00:14:30.000 She said you were too short for her? Mm-hmm. That's right. 296 00:14:30.059 --> 00:14:33.960 And I made up my mind right then and there. 297 00:14:34.059 --> 00:14:35.399 I made up my mind right then and. 298 00:14:35.379 --> 00:14:37.240 There that I would grow taller like other fellas. You 299 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:38.779 were saying you were going to grow taller, huh? Mm-hmm. 300 00:14:38.899 --> 00:14:40.639 And sure enough, after working hard for a year, I 301 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:43.370 increased my height by two full inches. Well, how'd you 302 00:14:43.379 --> 00:14:44.730 do it, shorty? Oh, very simple. 303 00:14:44.769 --> 00:14:46.250 I took different kinds of vitamins. 304 00:14:46.330 --> 00:14:47.490 I went to a gymnasium. 305 00:14:47.509 --> 00:14:48.389 I ate special food. 306 00:14:48.409 --> 00:14:48.549 I would. 307 00:14:48.649 --> 00:15:06.080 Elevator shoes. Well, if I can just convince Andy that 308 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:09.100 he has done betrayed the FBI by taking $ 10 from Ms. 309 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:10.539 Benson, maybe I can get it back. 310 00:15:10.860 --> 00:15:11.679 Oh, here comes Andy now. 311 00:15:12.080 --> 00:15:14.259 Hello there, Kingfish. Hey, what you reading there? 312 00:15:14.620 --> 00:15:16.379 Andy, I'm glad you're here. I was just looking over 313 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:18.870 a bulletin I received and pulled from Washington listing the 314 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:21.789 unfaithful employees of the government. It's called the Traders of 315 00:15:21.830 --> 00:15:26.370 the Month. Well, who's on the list this month? Well, 316 00:15:26.409 --> 00:15:29.210 I just uncoded it here now. It say here the 317 00:15:29.230 --> 00:15:31.409 following is the list of traders wanted by the government. 318 00:15:32.129 --> 00:15:35.230 Axis Salad, Tokyo Rose, Lord Ha Ha, and Andy Brown. 319 00:15:35.269 --> 00:15:38.669 What is this? Wait a minute here, wait a minute. 320 00:15:39.149 --> 00:15:41.009 You mean my name is on the list of traitors? 321 00:15:41.330 --> 00:15:43.190 Yeah, there it is right there, playing with the nose 322 00:15:43.250 --> 00:15:45.090 on your face, writing them dots and dashes. There it 323 00:15:45.110 --> 00:15:45.549 is right there. 324 00:15:45.769 --> 00:15:48.110 Yeah, well, Kingfish, why would they have my name on 325 00:15:48.129 --> 00:15:48.809 the list of traitors? 326 00:15:49.250 --> 00:15:51.409 Well, I don't know, Andy. Has you done anything against 327 00:15:51.450 --> 00:15:54.240 the United States government in any way? Like accepting money 328 00:15:54.269 --> 00:15:57.200 from a girl's spa or anything like that? 329 00:15:57.240 --> 00:16:00.929 Well, I just happened to think. This afternoon, Lucy Benson 330 00:16:00.950 --> 00:16:03.549 gave me $ 10 for today's tour while we were sitting 331 00:16:03.590 --> 00:16:06.250 on a bench in Central Park feeding the pigeons. But 332 00:16:06.289 --> 00:16:08.470 how could the FBI find out about that so quick? 333 00:16:08.909 --> 00:16:17.139 Them was carrier pigeons, Ender. You know, the FBI has 334 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:17.960 adopted nothing. 335 00:16:18.100 --> 00:16:20.700 Yeah, that FBI is smart all right, ain't they? 336 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:22.100 Yes, you're right, Ender. Look at the way they caught 337 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:25.220 Benedict Arnold. How'd they do that? Well, he went into 338 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:27.460 the theater one night and they heard Usher was a G-man. 339 00:16:28.190 --> 00:16:30.370 He happened to hear Benedict Arnold hissing at one of 340 00:16:30.389 --> 00:16:32.990 the newsreel shots of the American Revolution. And he turned 341 00:16:33.009 --> 00:16:36.320 him in right in. Yeah? Well, what'd they do to Benedict? Well, 342 00:16:36.340 --> 00:16:38.639 they didn't waste no time with traitors, you know. They 343 00:16:38.659 --> 00:16:40.100 strung him right up in the lobby of the theater 344 00:16:40.139 --> 00:16:43.779 right next to the popcorn machine. He kicked so much 345 00:16:43.799

--> 00:16:47.399 he spattered butter all over the lobby. I'm right. 346 00:16:47.490 --> 00:16:50.769 Well, listen, Kingfish, I can't imagine the FBI looking for 347 00:16:50.789 --> 00:16:52.529 a gal as nice as Lucy Benson. 348 00:16:52.570 --> 00:16:54.529 Well, now, that's just the imprint that she gives, Andy. 349 00:16:54.570 --> 00:16:57.309 Take a tip. Don't get too friendly with her. Another 350 00:16:57.350 --> 00:16:59.389 one of our agents made a big mistake of kissing her. 351 00:17:00.029 --> 00:17:02.029 Two minutes later, he was dead. 352 00:17:02.970 --> 00:17:04.230 What'd she do, Kingfish? Shoot him? 353 00:17:04.950 --> 00:17:06.730 No, the only thing we could figure out, she had 354 00:17:06.769 --> 00:17:08.230 a hypodermic needle and a pivot tooth. 355 00:17:08.250 --> 00:17:13.950 Yes, Andy. 356 00:17:14.009 --> 00:17:18.190 It was like a snake bite with one fang. Well, 357 00:17:18.230 --> 00:17:19.190 tell me this, Kingfish. 358 00:17:19.230 --> 00:17:20.980 Who is she spying for? 359 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:24.460 Spying for? For foreign countries, Andy. Did you know that 360 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:27.829 there are certain countries on the European continent That ain't 361 00:17:27.869 --> 00:17:30.480 worried about the United States Army, the United States Navy, 362 00:17:30.500 --> 00:17:34.839 the Air Force. What they is after is the American underground. Underground? Yeah, 363 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:35.319 Fort Knox. 364 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:40.750 You know, Kingfish, this gal Lucy Benson sound like a 365 00:17:40.769 --> 00:17:43.369 dangerous woman. I'm going out with her again. And if 366 00:17:43.390 --> 00:17:45.490 she makes one false move, I'm going to turn her 367 00:17:45.529 --> 00:17:46.170 into the police. 368 00:17:46.430 --> 00:17:48.609 Well, now, that's the spirit. And just give me the 369 00:17:48.609 --> 00:17:51.329 $ 10 now, though, and I'll return it to headquarters in Washington. 370 00:17:51.529 --> 00:17:53.609 Yeah, and Kingfish, please be sure and explain to Mr. 371 00:17:53.650 --> 00:17:55.539 Hoover that I ain't no traitor to our country, would you? 372 00:17:55.660 --> 00:17:56.920 Yes, and if I can get a hold of that 373 00:17:56.960 --> 00:18:01.880 pigeon in Central Park, I'll straighten him out, too. Well, hi, Amos, hi. 374 00:18:01.940 --> 00:18:05.200 Come in. Well, hi there, fellas. Did you leave in Kingfish? Oh, yeah, 375 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.019 just going out. See you later. So long, fellas. 376 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:07.480 So long. 377 00:18:07.509 --> 00:18:10.789 So long, Kingfish. Well, Andy, I ain't seen you for 378 00:18:10.809 --> 00:18:12.170 a couple of days. What's new with you? 379 00:18:12.490 --> 00:18:14.779 Amos, I got a big job now. I'm working as 380 00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:15.799 a trader for the FBI. 381 00:18:15.819 --> 00:18:23.259 Well, that's a good job. You was doing what? Say 382 00:18:23.279 --> 00:18:23.869 that again, will you? 383 00:18:24.019 --> 00:18:26.049 Listen, Amos, I got to take out a girl that 384 00:18:26.089 --> 00:18:28.049 was in the American Revolution selling popcorn. 385 00:18:28.069 --> 00:18:33.640 What? Snake drama, too. You know, it seems like every 386 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:36.539 time I see you lately, you have been saying strange things, 387 00:18:36.579 --> 00:18:36.829 haven't you? 388 00:18:37.220 --> 00:18:39.380 Oh, no. On account of the FBI, I was talking 389 00:18:39.420 --> 00:18:39.799 in code. 390 00:18:40.259 --> 00:18:42.759 Well, you was always talking in code, or you're talking 391 00:18:42.819 --> 00:18:45.500 in circles, or you're talking crazy. Now, tell me in 392 00:18:45.539 --> 00:18:47.880 plain English once, what is you doing? 393 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:49.720 Ain't nobody listening, is it? 394 00:18:50.140 --> 00:18:50.440 No. 395 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:53.490 I was flying to Washington to see some pigeon that's 396 00:18:53.509 --> 00:19:05.009 got a pivot tooth. Say, Kingfish, I gotta see you 397 00:19:05.049 --> 00:19:05.430 right away. 398 00:19:05.450 --> 00:19:07.970 Yeah, well, come in, Andy. What you been doing since yesterday? 399 00:19:08.109 --> 00:19:10.170 Well, Kingfish, you know I've been watching this gal Lucy 400 00:19:10.210 --> 00:19:11.109 Benson like a hawk. 401 00:19:11.450 --> 00:19:13.230 Oh, that's fine, Andy. Yeah, that's fine. 402 00:19:13.309 --> 00:19:15.710 And, Kingfish, I done turned her over to the police 403 00:19:15.759 --> 00:19:16.200 this morning. 404 00:19:16.220 --> 00:19:18.980 Yeah, that's the spirit. I like this. I like, uh... 405 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:21.000 You done turned her over to the police? 406 00:19:21.220 --> 00:19:21.519 Yeah. 407 00:19:21.859 --> 00:19:23.460 We was down by the water, and I caught her 408 00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:26.180 taking pictures of a battleship. So I called the police, 409 00:19:26.200 --> 00:19:27.940 swore I'd warn her, and had her thrown in jail. 410 00:19:28.490 --> 00:19:32.849 Well, now, let's everybody calm down around here now. You 411 00:19:32.890 --> 00:19:34.779 ain't done gone berserk in the head and had nobody 412 00:19:34.819 --> 00:19:36.359 arrested and put in jail, is you? 413 00:19:37.119 --> 00:19:39.099 Look, if that's Mr. Hoover, tell him about it, will you? 414 00:19:39.920 --> 00:19:40.420 Uh, hello? 415 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:42.359 Hello, this is Lucy Benton. 416 00:19:42.900 --> 00:19:44.180 Oh, yeah, now, wait a minute. I can explain the 417 00:19:44.200 --> 00:19:44.619 whole thing. 418 00:19:44.769 --> 00:19:48.509 You are going to explain nothing. I've never been so 419 00:19:48.549 --> 00:19:49.900 mortified my whole life. 420 00:19:50.220 --> 00:19:52.920 I've just been released from jail, and I'm going to 421 00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:54.019 sue you both. 422 00:19:53.819 --> 00:19:55.460 For $ 5, 000 for false arrest. 423 00:19:55.660 --> 00:19:57.140 Yeah, but listen. 424 00:19:57.289 --> 00:19:58.890 I'll see you in

court. 425 00:19:59.089 --> 00:19:59.710 Goodbye. 426 00:20:01.230 --> 00:20:05.609 And that was Lucy Benson. 427 00:20:06.210 --> 00:20:07.619 That gal's in plenty of trouble, all right. 428 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:11.859 What's my next case, Kingfish? I think it'll come up 429 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:13.279 in court in a couple of days. Let's go over 430 00:20:13.339 --> 00:20:22.940 and see Stonewall, the lawyer, will you? 431 00:20:23.700 --> 00:20:25.700 All right, there are only five more days to enter 432 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:28.470 Lieber's Great Mercury Day Contest, so get your entries in 433 00:20:28.509 --> 00:20:31.440 right away. Prizes in all are $ 100, 000 in new cars 434 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:34.859 and cash. Here are the names of five winners, each 435 00:20:34.900 --> 00:20:37.359 of whom won a brand-new 1949 Mercury. 436 00:20:37.859 --> 00:20:38.599 Mrs. Alvin M. 437 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:40.180 David, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 438 00:20:40.269 --> 00:20:40.509 Mrs. 439 00:20:40.549 --> 00:20:42.410 John Berkmeyer, Chicago, Illinois. 440 00:20:42.769 --> 00:20:43.009 Mrs. 441 00:20:43.049 --> 00:20:43.450 V.E. 442 00:20:43.490 --> 00:20:45.430 Scribner, Gloucester Courthouse, Virginia. 443 00:20:45.890 --> 00:20:46.109 Mrs. 444 00:20:46.150 --> 00:20:51.930 Frances Niari, Honolulu, Hawaii. And Mrs. Ann Cameron, Riverside, California. Yes, 445 00:20:52.069 --> 00:20:54.319 each one of those people won a new Mercury sedan, 446 00:20:54.390 --> 00:20:56.480 and you can do it, too. All you have to 447 00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:58.299 do is finish this statement in 25 words or less. 448 00:20:59.569 --> 00:21:03.150 I like Rinseau because. That's all. Send your entry with 449 00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:06.880 one Rinseau box top to Lieber's Mercury a Day contest, 450 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:11.079 Box 3, New York 8, New York. That's Box 3, 451 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:13.599 New York 8. Enter as many times as you like 452 00:21:13.660 --> 00:21:16.400 with the name of your storekeeper on each entry. Only 453 00:21:16.460 --> 00:21:18.700 residents of continental United States, Alaska, and. 454 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:19.579 Hawaii are eligible. 455 00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:21.980 Follow the complete rules on the entry blank you can 456 00:21:22.019 --> 00:21:24.579 get at your store. You can win a new Mercury 457 00:21:24.660 --> 00:21:28.460 four-door sedan. So enter Lieber's Great Contest every day until 458 00:21:28.500 --> 00:21:30.119 it closes next Friday. 459 00:21:45.710 --> 00:21:48.250 I'm going to warn you spectators for the last time. 460 00:21:48.630 --> 00:21:50.690 If there's any more noise in this courtroom, I shall 461 00:21:50.730 --> 00:21:51.349 ask you to leave. 462 00:21:51.369 --> 00:21:54.329 The plaintiff's counsel may proceed with the questioning. 463 00:21:54.789 --> 00:21:55.450 Thank you, Your Honor. 464 00:21:56.240 --> 00:21:58.420 Now, Miss Benson, will you continue with your testimony? 465 00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:00.220 Well, like I was saying, I. 466 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:02.480 Was going to look up some distant relatives of Mama's, 467 00:22:02.819 --> 00:22:05.140 but I lost their name on address, and then I 468 00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:08.400 ran into these men who told me they were sightseeing guys. 469 00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:10.240 And besides paying. 470 00:22:09.940 --> 00:22:12.359 Them $ 70, they had me falsely arrested. 471 00:22:12.980 --> 00:22:14.319 I think that'll be all, Miss Benson. 472 00:22:14.380 --> 00:22:14.740 Yes. 473 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:15.759 If Mr. 474 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:18.940 Stonewall, the attorney for the defense, would care to cross-examine 475 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:20.339 Miss Benson, he may do so. 476 00:22:21.059 --> 00:22:27.430 Yes, Your Honor. Be there in a second. Get up 477 00:22:27.470 --> 00:22:29.130 there now, Stonewall, and go to work. 478 00:22:29.569 --> 00:22:31.750 Listen, Kingfish, I'm going to start some fireworks. 479 00:22:32.250 --> 00:22:33.690 Now, you watch me go into action. 480 00:22:33.750 --> 00:22:36.970 I got a question, yes, that'll blow this case wide open. 481 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:39.180 Guess where the fireworks really start. 482 00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:41.859 Will the defense attorney proceed? 483 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:48.339 Yes. Now, Miss Benson, is it. 484 00:22:48.299 --> 00:22:50.500 Not true that under the alias. 485 00:22:50.359 --> 00:22:55.160 Of Maggie Bronson, you served an eight-year prison stretch in 486 00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:59.049 the Ohio State Penitentiary for armed robbery in 1926? I 487 00:22:59.170 --> 00:22:59.809 hardly think so. 488 00:22:59.829 --> 00:23:02.589 I wasn't born till 1928. So much for the fireworks. 489 00:23:13.950 --> 00:23:14.630 You are? 490 00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:17.900 Now, that's all the questioning. Could I recall one of 491 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:21.799 the defendants, Mr. George, feeding back to Stan? You may. Mr. 492 00:23:21.859 --> 00:23:22.400 Stanton? 493 00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:24.059 Come on, take the stand, bub. 494 00:23:24.460 --> 00:23:27.900 Yeah, yeah, they're coming, Stonewall. What you want to ask me? 495 00:23:28.059 --> 00:23:29.000 Sit down. Yeah. 496 00:23:29.700 --> 00:23:30.119 Now, Mr. 497 00:23:30.140 --> 00:23:34.960 Stanton, when this poor, innocent girl first walked into your office, 498 00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:36.799 you had no intention of. 499 00:23:36.819 --> 00:23:39.180 Frauding her out of her savings, did you? 500 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:42.759 No, sir, I did not. Oh. Well, just when did 501 00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:50.720 you get the idea, Jeff and I? Your Honor, I 502 00:23:50.779 --> 00:23:54.619 object to him asking me that question. Yes, it does 503 00:23:54.700 --> 00:23:57.349 seem to be rather a peculiar question. Oh, don't worry 504 00:23:57.380 --> 00:23:58.200 about me, Judge. 505 00:23:58.289 --> 00:23:59.809 I know what I'm doing every minute. 506 00:24:00.269 --> 00:24:02.309 After

all, I've been defending crooks like this. 507 00:24:02.230 --> 00:24:02.950 For 20 years. 508 00:24:02.970 --> 00:24:03.210 Right. 509 00:24:07.369 --> 00:24:09.390 Do you want to think of something to say in 510 00:24:09.430 --> 00:24:13.849 my favor, will you? Relax, bug. After all, I'm skipping 511 00:24:13.910 --> 00:24:14.990 over your police records. 512 00:24:15.089 --> 00:24:19.250 Hurry this case along, please. 513 00:24:19.289 --> 00:24:22.269 No, all right. No more questions. Get off the stand, bud, 514 00:24:22.289 --> 00:24:23.109 while you got a chance. Yeah. 515 00:24:23.170 --> 00:24:27.230 Your Honor. 516 00:24:27.670 --> 00:24:30.059 Your Honor, as attorney for the plaintiff, I would like 517 00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:32.099 to ask the other defendant, Mr. Andrew Brown, to take 518 00:24:32.119 --> 00:24:33.619 the witness stand for a few more questions. 519 00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:34.920 You want to jump there, Andy? 520 00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:39.990 Look, keep your big mouth shut, too. Have a seat, Mr. 521 00:24:40.109 --> 00:24:41.289 Brown. 522 00:24:41.670 --> 00:24:42.109 Now, Mr. 523 00:24:42.150 --> 00:24:44.869 Brown, suppose you tell the court what possible reason you 524 00:24:44.910 --> 00:24:46.440 had for causing Miss Benson's arrest. 525 00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:47.940 I had to do it. 526 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:49.539 You see, I was an FBI man. 527 00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:53.690 Oh, so now you're an FBI man. Your Honor, I object. 528 00:24:54.250 --> 00:24:55.029 On what grounds? 529 00:24:55.130 --> 00:24:55.849 Well, Mr. 530 00:24:55.890 --> 00:24:59.890 Brown posing as an FBI man is another crime entirely. 531 00:25:00.670 --> 00:25:03.509 I think we ought to first find him guilty on 532 00:25:03.529 --> 00:25:04.170 this one here. 533 00:25:04.210 --> 00:25:10.069 This case is taking entirely too much time. Your Honor, 534 00:25:10.170 --> 00:25:12.069 excuse me for speaking up here, but I just had 535 00:25:12.109 --> 00:25:15.480 a thought. Couldn't we settle this here thing under court? Well, now, 536 00:25:15.500 --> 00:25:17.720 that might be an idea. Yeah, I think you see 537 00:25:17.740 --> 00:25:27.690 what we could do here. Well, then, here's my house. 538 00:25:27.730 --> 00:25:30.160 Thanks for walking home with me. I'll go on in. 539 00:25:30.180 --> 00:25:31.740 You know, Sapphire got in town today. 540 00:25:32.119 --> 00:25:33.380 Oh, she got back in town, huh? 541 00:25:33.579 --> 00:25:35.890 Yeah, I'm glad she didn't get here while that fire 542 00:25:35.910 --> 00:25:38.349 was going on yesterday. Yes, sir. By the way, what 543 00:25:38.369 --> 00:25:40.589 did you tell that Lucy Benson about settling out of court? 544 00:25:40.769 --> 00:25:42.890 Just what you told me. I said that you done 545 00:25:42.910 --> 00:25:44.730 skipped out of town on a cattle boat and gone 546 00:25:44.750 --> 00:25:45.809 to South America with. 547 00:25:45.750 --> 00:25:47.609 All our money. Yeah, well, I'll kind

of lay low 548 00:25:47.630 --> 00:25:49.269 until she gets out of town. When is she leaving? 549 00:25:49.529 --> 00:25:50.690 Well, she can't stay long. 550 00:25:50.710 --> 00:25:51.190 She's broke. 551 00:25:51.690 --> 00:25:53.980 She told me she was moving out of the hotel today. 552 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.920 Yeah. Well, if you see her again, Andy, tell her 553 00:25:56.940 --> 00:25:59.119 that I'm still in South America. Well, I'll get on 554 00:25:59.140 --> 00:26:00.559 in the house. Thank you a lot, Andy. So long, 555 00:26:00.599 --> 00:26:01.059 old boy. 556 00:26:01.079 --> 00:26:01.980 Remember me to your wife. 557 00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:10.369 Is that you, George? Hello there, honey. Well, welcome back. 558 00:26:10.549 --> 00:26:11.369 Hello, George. 559 00:26:11.410 --> 00:26:13.589 Well, did you enjoy visiting all of your relatives? 560 00:26:13.809 --> 00:26:16.039 Oh, yes, and we're going to have a guest now. 561 00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:16.859 Yeah, who's coming? 562 00:26:17.059 --> 00:26:17.960 A cousin of mine. 563 00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:19.079 That I ain't seen in 20 years. 564 00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:21.660 Come on in the park. Oh, yeah. 565 00:26:22.009 --> 00:26:25.670 Now, this is my husband, Joyce Stevens. This is Lucy Benson. 566 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:27.259 Oh, no. 567 00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:28.119 Let me in. 568 00:26:28.519 --> 00:26:29.799 Oh, wait a minute. 569 00:26:41.490 --> 00:26:43.869 Amos, do you know what our announcer, Mr. Lake, says 570 00:26:43.930 --> 00:26:45.309 about Rinseau with Solium? 571 00:26:45.789 --> 00:26:50.089 Yes, Andy. Rinseau with Solium gets clothes whiter and brighter 572 00:26:50.150 --> 00:26:50.549 than new. 573 00:26:51.170 --> 00:26:54.079 Amos, I'd like to emphasize that Rinseau with Solium gets 574 00:26:54.130 --> 00:26:57.940 white clothes not just whiter, but whiter than new. And 575 00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:02.019 washable colors not just brighter, but actually brighter than brand new. 576 00:27:02.859 --> 00:27:08.220 Try Rinseau. Amazing new Rinseau with Solium. And see for yourself. Today, 577 00:27:08.279 --> 00:27:11.670 more women use Rinseau... than any other wash day soap 578 00:27:11.710 --> 00:27:12.200 in the world. 579 00:27:12.220 --> 00:27:13.519 Good night, folks. 580 00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:14.519 See you next Sunday. 581 00:27:14.539 --> 00:27:22.240 Be sure to be with us. 582 00:27:20.299 --> 00:27:23.400 Next Sunday at the same time when Lever Brothers Company's 583 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:25.440 Makers of Purinco with Solium will. 584 00:27:25.339 --> 00:27:27.420 Again present the Amos and Andy Show. 585 00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:29.759 Until then, good night to all of you from. 586 00:27:29.819 --> 00:27:30.160 All of us. 587 00:27:34.099 --> 00:27:34.599 Amazing? 588 00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:36.410 Yes, but doctors have proved it. 589 00:27:36.740 --> 00:27:39.539 Lifebuoy health soap in your daily bath gets skin cleaner. 590 00:27:39.819 --> 00:27:40.640 Stops B.O. 591 00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:42.160 As no other leading soap can. 592 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:43.920 Get Lifebuoy right away. 593 00:27:44.569 --> 00:27:47.630 Be sure and listen to the Amos and Andy show 594 00:27:47.650 --> 00:27:48.950 at the same time next Sunday. 595 00:27:48.990 --> 00:27:51.109 And on the 25th of this month, you can also. 596 00:27:50.849 --> 00:27:53.130 Hear Amos and Andy on the big Thanksgiving Day show 597 00:27:53.190 --> 00:27:53.829 over CBS. 598 00:27:53.849 --> 00:27:56.849 Stay tuned in for the adventures of Sam Spade, which 599 00:27:56.890 --> 00:27:59.930 follows immediately over many of these stations. This is CBS, 600 00:27:59.970 --> 00:28:02.109 where 99 million people gather every week. 601 00:28:02.329 --> 00:28:04.029 The Columbia Broadcasting System.