TRANSCRIPT 🔗
WEBVTT
1
00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:35.719
We're going in the boys the nerd tely Mac mac ma.
2
00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:37.719
Oh yeah, it was totally blackout.
3
00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:43.479
Drunk Skiet is the best pound for pound fighter.
4
00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:49.280
Just just gron gron grown.
5
00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:55.840
Judge my time three years, Start.
6
00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:03.359
Open your beer.
7
00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:09.640
Hey, welcome back to another episode of three Beers Deep,
8
00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:11.959
the podcast where we talk about all our favorite nerdy
9
00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:15.280
stuff while sitting on some bruise with the boys. New
10
00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:18.359
episodes on Tuesdays and sometimes we gotta from the bar
11
00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:19.359
top on Thursdays.
12
00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:20.040
Sometimes.
13
00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.200
Yeah, and if you're only listening to us, go watch
14
00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:24.519
us on YouTube at three VD podcast.
15
00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:29.480
See my homeless look pretty slick. I'm justin. I'm here
16
00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:40.760
with Max Son nice. I don't have my list up awesome.
17
00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:44.400
Like I said in the bar tup will hungover. So
18
00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:47.439
you know, I got drunk that I meant to last night,
19
00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:51.040
So you funk off. Happens the best of us, It happens.
20
00:01:52.840 --> 00:02:02.400
We got still here too. Hello, he's not Oh fuck,
21
00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:03.239
what do we drink today?
22
00:02:03.239 --> 00:02:03.519
Boys?
23
00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:06.400
I'm drinking these noons because we're recording it. Well, it's
24
00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:09.919
one o'clock, you know. Also, you know I need to rehydrate,
25
00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:11.039
so it's a water.
26
00:02:11.199 --> 00:02:12.159
Yeah, it's basically water.
27
00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:16.680
Yeah, yeah, like five percent alcohol. I ain't shit four
28
00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:18.599
point five. It's water.
29
00:02:18.719 --> 00:02:21.360
It's water down vodka, that's all it is, with like
30
00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:23.400
some fruit shit in it.
31
00:02:24.759 --> 00:02:25.120
Peach.
32
00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:28.439
Also the peaches. Gross, I don't like this. I hate
33
00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:31.360
that one. I usually like peacha stuff.
34
00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:36.080
H Do you like peach flavor or peaches and flavor?
35
00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:40.280
Like those peach rings delicious? Yeah, I'm just not a
36
00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:41.439
fan of peaches at all.
37
00:02:41.479 --> 00:02:42.039
No peaches.
38
00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:46.639
Guardy did the violence, God damn it? Violence threats of
39
00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:52.400
violent seconds. Geez, this guy peaches suit over peaches. He's
40
00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:55.000
willing to beat ass, but hangover. It's got me angry,
41
00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:57.319
going war over a peach.
42
00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:02.759
Tell you what, I'll tell you what. So I'm drinking
43
00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:07.520
the Southern Tier Brewing Company. They found some random fall
44
00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:09.159
stuff in the back of the fridge, of course, some
45
00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:12.039
maple Warler Imperial pumpkin stouts.
46
00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:16.159
Sounds strong, aren't they? Eight point six? Hell yeah, it's
47
00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:22.000
basically two of my fucking winders, two of those watern Listen.
48
00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:26.599
I guess said, hey, drank too much, taking it easy.
49
00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:31.960
You're good. I didn't mean to. It happens to drinking
50
00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:36.159
these rolling rocks pretty good, you know. Pale Loger nice
51
00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:39.719
generic beer. It is very generic. It's just like Cores esque.
52
00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:43.159
I don't know. I don't like cours no banquets. I
53
00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:45.039
don't know about the banquets. I haven't had a banquet
54
00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.680
in a long time, but I know just the cours
55
00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:52.120
like disgusting and I hate it. Blue mountains, man, I
56
00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.520
don't give a fuck about the blue mountains. Shove them
57
00:03:54.560 --> 00:04:00.319
up your ass. Another threat of violence. That was threats you.
58
00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:02.560
You can't shove a mountain up your ass. You're gonna
59
00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:07.960
die for some cores light. Someone is gonna die tonight.
60
00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:13.000
Oh fuck all right? Rule number one, got three rules
61
00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:15.800
here on three b d Renumber one. Everything here is
62
00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:19.439
a joke. Don't take us too seriously. Number two is
63
00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:20.399
you know we're always right.
64
00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:22.360
It's our show. Fuck you.
65
00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.839
Rule number three. If you're listening or watching, you gotta
66
00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:27.279
drink along with us. Sip sip, pop the top.
67
00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:30.079
Let's get into this today.
68
00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:33.800
We're continuing our coverage on the Doom series with Doom Eternal.
69
00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:39.839
Some heavy metal music. Keep me to like pulse him up.
70
00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:41.360
But I also don't know how much I'd be able
71
00:04:41.399 --> 00:04:44.319
to play without us getting yelled at. Yeah, it's pretty
72
00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:47.680
good when I'm driving in and I almost kill people.
73
00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:59.759
Well, just heavy metal man off the Roads. It was
74
00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.680
a released March twentieth of twenty twenty that saw the twenties.
75
00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:06.000
It's right in the middle of the fucking pandemic on
76
00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:06.839
Xbox One.
77
00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:11.560
Perfect timing too. Everybody's inside play
Load full transcript
Doom PlayStation four, uh,
78
00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:15.959
Stadia Windows. Then a port to the Switch, which is interesting,
79
00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:20.560
came on December eighth, Developed by ID Software, Id's Nuts
80
00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:24.959
Software and published by Bethesda Softworks once again. It's a
81
00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:27.800
first person shooter, this time taking us to good Old
82
00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:31.319
Earth about fourteen years after the events of the first game.
83
00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:33.800
Which is, what the fuck is the Doomslayer doing for
84
00:05:33.839 --> 00:05:36.160
fourteen years? Sitting on the beach again, Maybe we'll get
85
00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:39.879
laying slaying dude, and don't I don't actually know he's
86
00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:43.360
either slaying or sleeping, so too, it's the two things.
87
00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:50.920
Yeah and ss wait careful, careful watch it.
88
00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:58.759
So wait, hold on, and we'll get right back on
89
00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:02.439
track after that, and obviously occasionally we go to Hell.
90
00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:05.199
Obviously maybe some other.
91
00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:07.279
Places we'll see. Stay tuned.
92
00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:10.639
This one actually has multiplayer mode and Horde mode, which
93
00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:13.720
I did not know. There's also a two part expansion
94
00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:16.079
taking place after the events of the main game, called
95
00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:20.240
The Ancient Gods. These were released in between October of
96
00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:22.040
twenty twenty and March of twenty twenty one.
97
00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:25.399
That's actually pretty soon after the lease, right there. Yeah,
98
00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:26.399
it's not bad.
99
00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:30.199
It received mostly positive reviews, but some people bitched about
100
00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:33.959
the increased focus on storytelling and platforming. As Max has
101
00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:36.000
said in the other episodes, we're getting a lot of
102
00:06:36.040 --> 00:06:38.519
lore here. Oh yeah, Lord, dump right down your throat,
103
00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:42.519
Open up, dumb, dump.
104
00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:50.759
Right down your throat, simple shots. I don't want you're
105
00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:53.279
gonna take it. If you're listening to this episode, is
106
00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:58.879
this human centipedes? Alright?
107
00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:03.759
With all that the way, let's get to the ripping
108
00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:09.959
in tear terror stop it and nothing of that wild
109
00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:11.800
women ripping in the terr.
110
00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:17.560
Max tell us about it. All right, So first levels,
111
00:07:17.959 --> 00:07:21.000
Hell on Earth. We open up on a black scream
112
00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:23.439
with a voice. If you put on the subtitles, it
113
00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:28.040
says it's King Novic saying against all the evil Hell
114
00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:32.199
can conjure, all the wickedness mankind can produce, we will
115
00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:38.800
send unto them, only you ripping tear until it is done.
116
00:07:40.560 --> 00:07:46.040
Hell yeah, dude, So now we see that until it's done,
117
00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:51.279
and it's never done. It's never It's called doom eternal. Okay, eternal?
118
00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:52.079
All right.
119
00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:54.920
So now we see the camera flying through space away
120
00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:58.519
from Mars and to Earth, which isn't doing too good.
121
00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:02.199
The Moon shattered and the Earth is covered in blood
122
00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:06.519
red lines forming demonic symbols. We hear over the radio
123
00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:09.920
soldiers struggling against the forces of Hell. A reporter says
124
00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:13.920
that the casualty ranges in the billions. The camera pans
125
00:08:14.279 --> 00:08:19.279
passing billions with an s, so a lot of people
126
00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:24.639
are dead, not us, we'd survive. The carapans passed the
127
00:08:24.680 --> 00:08:29.000
Earth to show the fortress of Doom inside. The Slayer
128
00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:31.199
looks down at the planet, then goes to grab his
129
00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:34.759
helmet and his shotgun, as Vega tells him, he's looking
130
00:08:34.759 --> 00:08:39.399
in the classic, the long double barrel. That's a newer shotgun.
131
00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:43.399
We'll get there when we get to the new classic shotgun.
132
00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:47.639
Vega tells them he's looking for the Hell Priests. Signal
133
00:08:47.759 --> 00:08:51.000
over the radio, another reporter says over sixty percent of
134
00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:54.240
the planet has been consumed by the invaders. Damn. The
135
00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:57.120
Slayer loads up his shotgun or loads up, showing off
136
00:08:57.159 --> 00:09:00.240
some of the upgrades to his armor is bias ups
137
00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:05.679
are out now, that's an upgrade. There's a flex on him.
138
00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:08.480
There's a built in gauntlet knife called the doom Bleed,
139
00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:12.080
and his arm style it's like under his arm, so
140
00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:15.480
it's just like shoots out. It's pretty nice. And for
141
00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.639
some reason, his galets now it's like studs all over him.
142
00:09:18.639 --> 00:09:21.480
Fuck yeah, dude, like brass knuckles down here. I mean
143
00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:22.720
it's all over him. So I don't know.
144
00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:24.840
Probably he just hugs motherfuckers.
145
00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:27.360
It doesn't seem like a hugging guy.
146
00:09:27.559 --> 00:09:32.240
Well, it wouldn't be a nice hugs. It's like it's
147
00:09:32.240 --> 00:09:33.480
like a penance hug.
148
00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:47.720
Penance who wants a
hug? Now ripping til it's done, alright,
149
00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:50.559
So a portal opens up before him as we hear
150
00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:52.960
a soldier crying out for help. The Slayer racks a
151
00:09:53.000 --> 00:09:55.759
shell into a shotgun as the title screen pushes you
152
00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:57.200
in the face with some heavy metal.
153
00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:05.639
Don't after that, so it's exposition and heavy metal.
154
00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:08.759
Just open up. Yeah, pretty much nice, And you say
155
00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:10.759
you kind of see the Slayer's face a little bit,
156
00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:12.240
like you see the side profile. He's a little bit
157
00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:15.120
scarred up, and he puts a helmet on. Actually his
158
00:10:15.159 --> 00:10:18.240
eyes angry, angry looking eyes, absolutely, dude.
159
00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:21.919
So it's like dread scowl, but eyes.
160
00:10:22.559 --> 00:10:24.519
It's like an eye scowl. It's a good way to
161
00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:26.720
put it. He's scowling with his eyes.
162
00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:30.240
Yes, all right.
163
00:10:30.320 --> 00:10:32.879
So after that, the slare pops up near the signal
164
00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:35.000
for the help priests he's looking for, and as he
165
00:10:35.039 --> 00:10:37.879
moves through the level he sees crates jam pecked, the
166
00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:41.440
living tortured humans of Earth. Before I get too far,
167
00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:44.840
I want to mention that each gun gets two modifications. Again, Okay,
168
00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:48.120
shotgun gets sticky bombs or it can go full auto.
169
00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:51.879
So this one, this one I know, has three barrels
170
00:10:51.879 --> 00:10:53.360
because it gets that fall auto. It's just like a
171
00:10:53.480 --> 00:11:00.879
rotating barrels of shotgun shells that will just mass pretty much. Yeah, dude,
172
00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:01.480
that's sick.
173
00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:03.200
Yeah.
174
00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:05.279
Like I said, they've always killed it with weapon designs
175
00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:07.759
the Doom series, for sure. I guess you could say
176
00:11:07.799 --> 00:11:10.480
it's kind of bad as.
177
00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:11.960
I feel like they set the standard because when you
178
00:11:12.120 --> 00:11:14.399
play video games and you have like, oh, you only
179
00:11:14.399 --> 00:11:15.519
have these weapons.
180
00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:17.759
You only have a single barrel shotgun, it's like where's
181
00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:18.639
your imagination?
182
00:11:18.840 --> 00:11:22.279
Like we're in some like post you know, apocalypse or
183
00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:24.879
like some crazy dystopian future and we just have like
184
00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:27.960
an ak the fuck, like, where's the cool shit?
185
00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:33.080
Yeah, doom Slayers got it? Yeah. Anyway, the first few
186
00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:36.720
enemies we run into are the fodder care category of demons.
187
00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:40.840
This time they're literally just called the zombies, once human
188
00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:44.840
underlings who were corrupted and deceived by Hell's power, forsaking
189
00:11:44.919 --> 00:11:49.679
their own humanity bastards m h. Shortly after that, imps
190
00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:52.600
and soldiers coming to the picture again. Like I said
191
00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:56.799
last time, lesser the lesser demons scavengers of the underworld
192
00:11:56.879 --> 00:12:02.360
used by bigger batter demons, Typical imps stuff soldiers obviously
193
00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:04.840
just kind of frontline guys that were corrupt up by
194
00:12:04.879 --> 00:12:08.759
Hell dicks. Those are the ones you whack them all. No,
195
00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:10.919
it's the zombies are the ones. You whack them all,
196
00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:15.440
just pop their head right into their chest cage. So,
197
00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:17.679
after killing a room full of demons, the Slayer kicks
198
00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:20.000
open the door and finds the Hell priest he's looking for,
199
00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:24.720
some jerk off named deg Nylocks. Deg. Wow, what a
200
00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:26.519
terrible I mean, I think it's more of a tuttle
201
00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:29.000
because I think all the hell priests have deg in
202
00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.279
their name. Wow, douche.
203
00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:32.879
Dick.
204
00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:35.919
That is an old, decrepit looking fuck leaning on staff.
205
00:12:36.720 --> 00:12:39.320
The slurer immediately grabs him by the throat, and as
206
00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:41.840
the slayer tightens his grip, all the priest could croak
207
00:12:41.879 --> 00:12:45.480
out is my saw remains guarded. You can't. That's a
208
00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:48.960
good descriptor croak. The slayer holds up some kind of
209
00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:52.200
coin that disappears, and the priest looks panicked, struggling harder
210
00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:55.720
against the slayer's grip. We see a disjointed flashback of
211
00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:58.679
what looks like several hell priests standing over the slayer
212
00:12:59.480 --> 00:13:03.480
get to it later. Snapping out of that, we see
213
00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:06.440
a spray of blood as the slayer lifts dig nilocks
214
00:13:06.480 --> 00:13:09.960
his head because he chopped it off, chopped it or
215
00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:12.799
just squeezed it off because he was choking off. It
216
00:13:12.799 --> 00:13:14.519
seems like a clean cut, so I think he probably
217
00:13:14.559 --> 00:13:23.679
just chopped it. Could be a NAPA punch. Uh. The
218
00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:25.759
ship there on starts to rock back and forth and
219
00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:28.519
then comes to an abrupt stop. The slayer kicks open
220
00:13:28.559 --> 00:13:30.679
another set of doors and jumps out into a city
221
00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:33.679
overrun with demons. I gotta tell you, I think Earth
222
00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:38.360
has seen better days. There's the legs of lava everywhere, demons,
223
00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:43.519
there's not a single intact building. Sky's a fiery red. Also,
224
00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:46.360
there's a couple of giant, yager looking robots that appear
225
00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:50.679
to have been beaten to ship. Damn Pacific kind of.
226
00:13:51.559 --> 00:13:54.000
I mean, they're big old demon fighting robots. So it's
227
00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.360
a great movie. Yeah, we should do those movies. We
228
00:13:56.399 --> 00:13:59.960
will do those movies. Vega tells the Slayer he decreased
229
00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:02.799
the consumption of Earth by thirty six point eight percent,
230
00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:06.919
and there's a there's two priests left. Solair continues on
231
00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.919
his way as an absolutely colossal demon just kind of
232
00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:12.759
wanders off. I think it was carrying the ship they
233
00:14:12.759 --> 00:14:16.919
were in. Wow, I will actually confirm, because I looked
234
00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:18.639
into the lore a little bit after I wrote that
235
00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:22.200
it was carrying. It's just I guess the hell priests
236
00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:28.000
just travel on demons carrying castles. That's crazy, that's gottually
237
00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:28.919
pretty fucking cool.
238
00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:30.720
Yeah, you don't need deposit.
239
00:14:30.879 --> 00:14:34.039
There's just a pop up. Keep talking. God damn it,
240
00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:36.440
I know, I'm just kidding, all right. So he finds
241
00:14:36.480 --> 00:14:41.440
traumatized over here. Okay, I guess we can acknowledge it
242
00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:43.120
now because I'm wearing nothing.
243
00:14:43.240 --> 00:14:45.240
That was you're wearing nothing.
244
00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:50.039
We've had some troubles with our camera and forty five
245
00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:55.000
minute break between whatever. We're working on it. We're good though,
246
00:14:55.039 --> 00:14:58.639
We're good now, right, So the Slayer finds a new
247
00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:03.519
enemy type, the Rechnotron. I love the fucking names sometimes.
248
00:15:04.600 --> 00:15:08.279
It's built with the genetic material from the original Spider Mastermind.
249
00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:11.759
Basically just a small version of the last game's final boss.
250
00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:15.600
So remember Olivia Pierce turned into a giant, four legged
251
00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:19.080
spider demon. So it's just a small version of those.
252
00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:23.120
They're actually made by the UAC when they were trying
253
00:15:23.159 --> 00:15:26.480
to weaponize demons. The facility that made them got overrun?
254
00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:27.960
What dude?
255
00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:29.519
That that
sentence.
256
00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:36.399
When you're trying to weaponize demons, like what fucking morons? Dude?
257
00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:40.320
Dangerous and stupid? Like how do you not just so
258
00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:45.639
it's so dangerous and stupid, I mean, but yeah, it
259
00:15:45.720 --> 00:15:48.759
is the facility that makes them got overrun, and the
260
00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:51.720
AI it is just still pumping them out.
261
00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:55.279
So you want more of these, right, old buildings, just
262
00:15:55.279 --> 00:15:56.879
engulf more more, Okay, more more.
263
00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:03.080
This was my prime directive, right, keep pumping out demons,
264
00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:05.399
all right? So The Slayer then finds a new gun,
265
00:16:05.480 --> 00:16:08.399
the heavy Cannon. It's an assault rifle type of gun
266
00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:12.480
with the mod's precision bolt and micro missiles. Both are
267
00:16:12.600 --> 00:16:16.120
pretty self explainable. Oh yeah, and kak of demons are
268
00:16:16.120 --> 00:16:21.440
back to demons. You guys, remember just cack. Remember they
269
00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:24.799
just big old flying mouths try and eat you. All right.
270
00:16:24.879 --> 00:16:27.720
So the Slaur makes his way to this citadel where
271
00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:32.360
Vega tells him the con Maker is inside. That's we'll
272
00:16:32.360 --> 00:16:35.399
get to that later. Also, the other hell priests the
273
00:16:35.440 --> 00:16:38.360
Slayer is looking for are also hanging out there, just
274
00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:41.720
kind of like having a big old meeting. Who's the
275
00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:43.840
con Maker? No, all right, I forgot to type this
276
00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:48.360
in here. Oh yeah, don't worry about that for now. Nice, Okay,
277
00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:51.480
don't think about it. On his way up in elevator,
278
00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:54.919
Vega tells the Slayer that the con Maker is indestructible
279
00:16:54.960 --> 00:16:57.559
outside of her domain. When he gets to the top
280
00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:59.399
of the elevator, the hell priests are just kind of
281
00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:02.480
hanging out on some lit up platforms. They see the
282
00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:06.359
Slayer and start freaking out, and he shouldn't be able
283
00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:09.279
to get get up to where he got to a
284
00:17:09.440 --> 00:17:15.799
great sentence to Mark oh, I think they're kind of
285
00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:17.119
be like, how the fun did you get up here?
286
00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:18.880
So he tosses them the head of the other priest,
287
00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:21.119
and I guess he used that head to get himself
288
00:17:21.559 --> 00:17:23.880
up there, Levin.
289
00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:27.279
So you could say he got ahead.
290
00:17:33.319 --> 00:17:37.680
You're proud of yourself. What was that fucking dog in
291
00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:45.559
the boomerang? I don't know what it is? Like that
292
00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:49.880
mcgilla gorilla ship, like that era the dog in duck
293
00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:51.279
Hunt like on the original.
294
00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:58.359
Oh yeah, that one too, A little bastard.
295
00:17:59.599 --> 00:18:05.119
Popped up piece of ship. Click click click click it
296
00:18:05.279 --> 00:18:07.400
every fucking Oh yeah, for sure you have to.
297
00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:08.920
All right.
298
00:18:09.279 --> 00:18:13.240
So these other hell priest jamokes are named deeg, Grev
299
00:18:13.519 --> 00:18:17.599
and deg Rannick. They start talking ship as the Slayer
300
00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:20.960
circles them, but when he cocks his shody, they cheese
301
00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:27.480
it out of that real quick, you said, cock. We're adults.
302
00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:30.720
We're adults doing this mature podcast.
303
00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:32.680
Uh.
304
00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:35.839
Then the con maker shows herself as the Slayer SI
305
00:18:36.039 --> 00:18:41.359
walks away? What shows herself? Come on, now, not a person,
306
00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:45.880
She's a giant alien. You know, I'll tell you about her.
307
00:18:45.880 --> 00:18:48.880
Does she look humanoid at these? Slightly? She got tits?
308
00:18:50.319 --> 00:18:51.279
Kind of nice.
309
00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:08.279
It's like the ship I would normally, I have to.
310
00:19:08.319 --> 00:19:10.880
I'm trying to match the vibe. It's a Max episode, right,
311
00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:14.319
you're talking. We have to we have to. You have
312
00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:15.000
to take over.
313
00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:20.319
We've already agreed we have like a conjoined mind intelligence here,
314
00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:22.440
so we gotta, like, you know, you shift the balance.
315
00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:26.039
If I'm leading the episode, you guys have to become
316
00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:28.000
the most immature sons of bitches.
317
00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:32.519
Yes, I just threats of violence into.
318
00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:39.400
All right, So, as the Slayer slowly walks away, she says,
319
00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:42.599
the Slayer can't save humanity and he can't resist her
320
00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:50.119
will because he's supposed to enforce it. Bullship. Yeah, obviously,
321
00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:53.119
full ship. We'll get there later. He dips out through
322
00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:56.079
a portal back to the Fortress of Doom, which acts
323
00:19:56.160 --> 00:19:59.559
as a title card UD Doom. No, I mean this
324
00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:03.160
is actually like a It acts as the hub between missions.
325
00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:05.599
There's all kinds of stuff to unlock. I'm not really
326
00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:06.599
gonna get too far into that.
327
00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:08.759
Do you have to run for fucking miles to get
328
00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:10.480
to like each spot where you need to.
329
00:20:10.480
--> 00:20:11.920
Get your vendors and stuff?
330
00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:15.680
Just no, okay, I mean if you're anytimes central hub,
331
00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:16.319
like yeah.
332
00:20:16.160 --> 00:20:18.480
That's if you really want to, you just rip through
333
00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:20.640
the missions, no problem. It's you can just look around
334
00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:24.720
at like collectibles and stuff. Nice. There's also a painting
335
00:20:24.759 --> 00:20:29.119
of the Slayer holding his rabbit Daisy. Oh nice, which
336
00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:31.559
is weird because he's in his modern armor. But Daisy
337
00:20:31.599 --> 00:20:36.079
is supposedly dead for a long time. I guess. I
338
00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:39.319
mean you could have have a commissioned, right exactly. I
339
00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:43.000
couldn't think of the word commission all right. He also
340
00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:47.200
gets a new toy, the Equipment Launcher. It launches equipment
341
00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:51.279
grenades and stuff. It's also like a little flamethrower. It's
342
00:20:51.279 --> 00:20:52.559
on his shoulder. It's pretty nice.
343
00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:56.079
Nice so if you like run out of grenades, you're
344
00:20:56.079 --> 00:20:57.359
just mode.
345
00:20:57.559 --> 00:21:00.359
That's all the grenades in this came kind of like
346
00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:02.960
it's a recharge timer. You don't have to actually pick
347
00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:06.319
them up. There's like a frag and also an ice grenade,
348
00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:09.119
and it's also, like I said, a little flamethrower. If
349
00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:14.519
you hit people with the flamethrower, armor pops out of them. Okay,
350
00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:17.400
everything has the use in this game, like the chainsaw
351
00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:20.400
it's back. I don't know if I mentioned that, but
352
00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:24.359
the chancell is back. Chop somebody up with chainsaw, get Ammo, flamethrower,
353
00:21:24.640 --> 00:21:30.480
armor glory kills, I think, give health again. Nice glory kills.
354
00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:34.640
So much fun, and it like forces you to switch
355
00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:36.960
up your game plate tactics, Like you run out of Ammo,
356
00:21:37.559 --> 00:21:40.680
it's time to melee. Yeah and then yeah, I like that.
357
00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:51.039
Very cool. Almost took me a second. I got it.
358
00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:56.640
It's fine, we're moving out. We're good. That almost threw
359
00:21:56.720 --> 00:21:57.279
up in my mouth.
360
00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:58.200
It was coming up.
361
00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:00.680
I think I might have heart burn these days, but
362
00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:01.160
I don't know.
363
00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:04.200
Oh god, yeah, I mean mid thirties, it's primetime heartburn.
364
00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:06.519
I mean I get heartburn. I fucking hate it.
365
00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:08.839
Nice like I'll eat hot
tacos or some.
366
00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:13.240
Pepto. We're all good. It's just like a fucking burning
367
00:22:13.279 --> 00:22:18.920
sensation in my throat. I don't like it. Yeah. Time
368
00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:30.880
of the next fucking mission, Exultia, so don't stop thinking
369
00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:35.839
about it. The Slur travels to the destroyed city of
370
00:22:36.079 --> 00:22:40.680
Exaltia on the planet argent Denure. He's there to find
371
00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:43.200
a tool that will lead him to the remaining Helperes.
372
00:22:43.519 --> 00:22:45.880
He follows a ghost of a wolf around, but gets
373
00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:48.400
attacked by a couple of new enemies, the hell Knights,
374
00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:51.079
are back, but a new but there's also some new guys.
375
00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:55.359
The Gargoyles pretty much imp with wings, native to the
376
00:22:55.400 --> 00:22:59.000
Sentinel world. They've played the Sentinel Guard for centuries. Who's
377
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:01.079
the Sentinels? Don't know if that I put that in here,
378
00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:04.640
But there's the Angels. No, basically nope, No, makers are
379
00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:08.880
Angels three four three guilty Spark No, damn the Sentinels.
380
00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:10.880
I honestly, I'm just gonna tell you now because I
381
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:12.799
don't remember if I put it later in the episode
382
00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:15.519
or not, probably, but I'll tell you now. They're kind
383
00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:19.240
of like a night race of like knight people, like
384
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.720
I mean, like armored Knights. I guess I could say
385
00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:25.880
that they live on the planet Argenta Nerve, and at
386
00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:28.640
one point the Slayers kind of like popped up on
387
00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:31.400
their planet. They're like, Hey, who fuck is this guy.
388
00:23:32.759 --> 00:23:36.000
Who I killed Demons? And they're like, dude, you're fucking sweet.
389
00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:39.960
Well I will get to that later. So, I mean,
390
00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:42.759
like I said, there's kind of like armored up guys.
391
00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:46.839
They're like, oh, we're gonna fight hell hell yeah, heaven
392
00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:50.720
yeah hell yeah. Anyway, So after a bit more chasing
393
00:23:50.759 --> 00:23:54.559
of the ghost Wolf, the Slayer finds himself at the
394
00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:58.039
throne of old King Novic. He was a warrior, king
395
00:23:58.079 --> 00:24:00.519
of the Sentinel of Sentinel Prime that it's like their
396
00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:04.440
big old city, ordained protector of the sovereign Sentinel worlds
397
00:24:04.920 --> 00:24:07.720
a Sentinel. Oh all right, I just told you what
398
00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:10.400
the Sentinels. I'm gonna skip that. His ghost says that
399
00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:13.359
the Slayer can't take the thing he needs and
he's
400
00:24:13.400 --> 00:24:15.759
not allowed to kill the priests. There's like, I can't
401
00:24:15.759 --> 00:24:20.039
even it's just like he already be headed long whoops,
402
00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:23.039
can't tell the slayer what to do? Not whoops. I think.
403
00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:24.680
The Slayer actually takes a knee in front of his
404
00:24:24.759 --> 00:24:28.359
little ghost, which is weird. H We'll get to that later.
405
00:24:29.799 --> 00:24:30.039
Umm.
406
00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:34.640
The slayer actually nope, just said that. He says, even
407
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:37.680
though the priests are assholes, there's still of Sentinel blood.
408
00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:41.000
The Slayer doesn't know what he's fucking with, or he says,
409
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:43.680
the Slayer doesn't know what he's fucking with. If he
410
00:24:43.720 --> 00:24:45.799
continues down this path, he's gonna get the.
411
00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:46.519
Wrath of Heaven.
412
00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:49.720
But he's helping.
413
00:24:51.079 --> 00:24:56.200
What whatever. Well, we'll get there. The Slayer walks out
414
00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:59.880
as Novic says he's the only only one man, or
415
00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:02.440
he is only one man, and the people of Earth
416
00:25:02.519 --> 00:25:05.920
are no longer his to save. The Slayer glares back
417
00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:09.839
at him, but he's already gone. The King's gone. So
418
00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:12.400
the Slayer moves on, jumps into a portal, and finds
419
00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:15.000
a new gun, the plasma rifle. Nice. I think it's
420
00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:17.200
the same as last game. It's got the heat blast
421
00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:19.640
and the microwave. Oh no, the microwave beam is different.
422
00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:23.079
It just locks onto a single target makes him explode.
423
00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:27.119
Nice microwaves. It's just like if you were to put
424
00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:28.839
a marshmallow in the microwave.
425
00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:32.559
It's pretty sweet or.
426
00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:38.000
Bad as bad, all right, so nice.
427
00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:40.559
This next area that the Slayer gets to is a
428
00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:44.200
lot more hell like than the last. Also, Revenants are back.
429
00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:47.519
After a bit more slang and platforming, Vega tells the
430
00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:51.359
Slayer the Betrayer's life signal is nearby. This piece of
431
00:25:51.400 --> 00:25:55.759
shit is wearing armor very similar to the Slayers. All right,
432
00:25:55.799 --> 00:25:58.000
I'm gonna give you a short version of his backstory.
433
00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:02.279
He was a command You're named Valen, and he wanted
434
00:26:02.279 --> 00:26:05.519
a sun resurrected so he could by or he wanted
435
00:26:05.519 --> 00:26:08.559
his sun resurrected so he betrayed the Knight Sinals, which
436
00:26:08.599 --> 00:26:12.880
caused the downfall of Argentiner Bastard. We'll get back to
437
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:16.599
that later. It may come into play later in the
438
00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:21.960
game I made, or maybe it won't. It will moving on.
439
00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:25.119
I like how this stuff though, Like because playing Dark
440
00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:28.480
Ages it sets it up for that. Yeah, like all
441
00:26:28.519 --> 00:26:31.200
this stuff, Like I know some of these terms because
442
00:26:31.240 --> 00:26:33.640
I played that game. Like I said, I hadn't played
443
00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:35.240
I don't think I played any of these games.
444
00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:36.079
I might have played the.
445
00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:39.319
First one that came out on Xbox, but I haven't.
446
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:41.720
I didn't play the other two, and then I played
447
00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:45.559
Dark Ages. And Dark Ages you're you're wearing that Knight
448
00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:48.319
armor like, and then you're working with them much more.
449
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:52.240
Yeah, it's so much more slay Doom Slayer version of it.
450
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:54.160
It is a Doomed Slayer version, but it's pretty cool.
451
00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:56.880
He's got a cape, you get a shield, like, you
452
00:26:56.920 --> 00:26:58.960
look like a fucking you feel like a Knight. You're
453
00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:01.319
just charging four word fucking slate.
454
00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:08.119
Stop talking about we're talking about that game two episodes. Okay,
455
00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:16.720
stop sorry, stop it got excited too excited. Sorry, put
456
00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:26.839
it away, Okay, put away stupid anyway, Oh man, the
457
00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:29.680
betrayer just kind of says, hey, man, give up, it's
458
00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:32.039
too many, it's time to go, and he still juices
459
00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:34.559
up the tool that the Slayer brought from King Novak's chamber.
460
00:27:35.519 --> 00:27:37.480
The Slayer isn't having any of his ship and just
461
00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:41.599
kind of walks off the betrayer ship. Yeah, sounds very
462
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:44.119
slayer esque. I don't think he said a word the
463
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:47.079
entire time either of these last games. I don't think
464
00:27:47.119 --> 00:27:49.720
he talks. He doesn't ye or does he. I like
465
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:51.599
it that way. I think he just kind of gross.
466
00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:56.799
Before he goes, the betrayer tosses him a little gadget
467
00:27:56.799 --> 00:28:00.000
of some kind of saying some cryptic bullshit about someone's
468
00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:06.000
soul being put to rest, then his will his will
469
00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:08.119
as well, Like this, betray your soul will also be
470
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:12.680
put the rest. But he's still alive, So shut up, nerd.
471
00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:16.720
Before I wake, I pray my soul to
take Huh.
472
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:17.839
Right, I think that's right.
473
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:18.559
That sounds right.
474
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:22.720
But he's already awake, well before he wakes. But he's
475
00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:25.240
awake right now. Well, he's going to sleep sometime, right,
476
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:28.319
Does he pray his soul to take? Dude?
477
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:31.279
That's all I'm saying, dude, take his soul.
478
00:28:31.559 --> 00:28:35.359
Who's he praying to God? We'll talk about God in
479
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:40.240
a different episode. Okay, there we go. Good segue I
480
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:48.720
created that pulled it out of nothing, all right, yeah whatever,
481
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.039
We're getting back to it. After the dude gives him
482
00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.519
that weird cryptic bullshit, that slayer just chases it back
483
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:57.599
to the Fortress of Doom. Then into the next mission.
484
00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:03.480
The cultist based base damn it base back on Earth
485
00:29:03.480 --> 00:29:05.799
and the Arctic, I'm just gonna move around back to
486
00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:09.119
the Arctic is a Turkey base. The hell Priests set
487
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:11.839
up a base. In this base, we run into our
488
00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:14.960
old pals, the man Cubi. It turns out since we
489
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:18.119
last met them, they've got some upgrades. Of course, really
490
00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:21.160
just the people working with the demons made their natural
491
00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:25.799
arm cannons. Fancier take this opportunity to mention a new
492
00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:28.920
feature in this game. I'm gonna call it tactical dismembering.
493
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:34.319
Some enemies have chunks blown, chunks blown off of them
494
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:36.839
to make them weaker and easier to kill. Hell Yeah,
495
00:29:37.039 --> 00:29:40.440
such such as the erechnotrons turrets because it's a spider
496
00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:44.079
with a turret on top, and the man Cubus's arm
497
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:47.240
cannons or mancubi. I don't know. I put mancubuses. I
498
00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:54.079
know the correct plural of man Cubis's man cubi. Nice. Yeah,
499
00:29:54.119 --> 00:29:55.759
so you can like shoot their hands off basically, and
500
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:56.160
they're like.
501
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.680
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
502
00:29:58.720 --> 00:29:59.079
I like that.
503
00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:02.880
I always like when you have that targeting system. I
504
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:04.720
think you know in our episode of Fable two we
505
00:30:04.759 --> 00:30:06.640
talked about that you can target like the hand and
506
00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:10.680
the nuts.
507
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:15.160
Yeah, that's always fun. So at some point during this mission,
508
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.920
the Slayer also finds a good old trusty rocket launcher
509
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:22.480
same minds as the last game lock on and burst,
510
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.359
lock on burst and remote detonation. He also runs into
511
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:30.720
a new enemy, Whiplash. These sneaky focks are very fast
512
00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:35.519
moving serpentine demons, who of course have cybernetic upgrades put
513
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:43.000
into them. Also, they use whips. No way, anyway, the
514
00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:46.240
whole level the hell priests talking shit, saying the Slayers, bitch,
515
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:53.920
you know the stuff you're bitch. Slair says nothing. It's
516
00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:57.119
it's like holograms popping up like, fuck you, bitch, I'll
517
00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:58.079
give a shit about you.
518
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:01.200
And by the way, I don't we've mentioned this so far.
519
00:31:01.720 --> 00:31:05.319
I'm pretty sure the Slayer uses guns to nerve himself,
520
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:07.200
like to have fun.
521
00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:10.440
He doesn't need guns. He's better without them. We said
522
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:13.519
in the last episode. If he gets that berserk fucking
523
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:18.880
that's power up. Heealer just rips banana peels. He's banana peeling.
524
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:20.920
So he's just using guns to have fun.
525
00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:24.720
Think about that. That's insane. You gotta have a good
526
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:27.079
time when you're slaying demons. You have to. You gotta
527
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:27.880
do it fun ways.
528
00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:29.359
Otherways you get bored.
529
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.440
It's eternal. Oh, I was almost brought up something that's
530
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:35.359
coming up in just a second, So talked about in
531
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:38.960
just a second. So at one point, the Slayer takes
532
00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:42.359
control of a revenant to get his super shotgun back out.
533
00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:46.079
It's coming up right now. Which was weird because like
534
00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:48.599
you take control of the demon to get the super
535
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:51.960
shotgun and then like you're seeing through a revenue's eyes
536
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:53.960
and all that and just fucking shooting other demons with
537
00:31:54.039 --> 00:31:58.559
that revenue and then he brings it back. There's no
538
00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:01.240
weapon or no mods for the weapon, but in this game,
539
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:03.720
it has a fun grappling hook that you can pull
540
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:05.680
you in close to enemies and blast the fuck out.
541
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:09.519
Yeah, dude, that's awesome for a shotgun ship.
542
00:32:11.559 --> 00:32:11.960
It's like.
543
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:16.359
It's like in Mass Effect.
544
00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:16.960
When you're a Vanguard.
545
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:19.000
I love playing as a van do the bull rush
546
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:22.319
and then just blast them with the biggest shotgun you got.
547
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.200
At one point, you can like upgrade the grappling hook,
548
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:29.559
so it's a fiery grappling hook, so you're grappling them,
549
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.920
pulling yourself towards them, and blasting with the fucking double shot.
550
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:41.240
I'm stabbed. It's just for fun. Again, it's just for fun.
551
00:32:41.599 --> 00:32:43.319
I think. At one point in the game he actually
552
00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:46.200
like uses in like a cinematic. He shoots a fucking
553
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:48.960
CaCO demon and just swings off.
554
00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:54.559
And how violated do you feel when you're just being
555
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:58.079
used as a swing and.
556
00:32:58.000 --> 00:32:59.279
You're just a giant mouth.
557
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:08.920
So after killing his way through all kinds of demons,
558
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:12.519
the Slayer hops onto a train to the Terror Drome
559
00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:18.559
and into the next level, the Thunderdome Terror. The next
560
00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:22.319
level is the doom Hunter Bass. The Slayer has a
561
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:25.960
super Chill trainer and arrives at the Hell Priest's Bass
562
00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:27.279
hanging around.
563
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:29.920
Nice.
564
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:31.519
I needed this.
565
00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:34.160
It's not actually a super chill he's killing demons.
566
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:37.799
I mean, for him, it's Yeah, it's not.
567
00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:39.799
A big deal. Yeah, I mean he's having fun doing Yeah,
568
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:41.720
it's not a big deal. He got a super shotgun back.
569
00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:45.759
He's like, this is his happy place, you know it is. Yeah,
570
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:50.240
he loves doing this ship. Yeah, I love it. He
571
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:52.839
is the most He's probably more of a punisher than
572
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:56.359
the punisher. All right. So at this base we run
573
00:33:56.359 --> 00:34:00.839
into another old friend, the Pinkies, which means the Specters
574
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:03.880
are also back. But you know whatever, those pieces god
575
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:08.360
damn it. A little farther into the level, the bass,
576
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:10.480
the priest starts talking shit again, saying how they made
577
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:14.679
a worthy opponent for the Slayer. Okay. After walking through
578
00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:17.760
a door, we see a hologram of a horrifying amalgamation
579
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:21.199
of demon and machine. The upper torso and head of
580
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:24.719
a demon one arm fused with a double chainsaw, the
581
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:27.760
other strapped with a huge
cannon. Its legs are replaced
582
00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:30.239
with a hover sled armed with the cannons on either
583
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:32.599
side of it. What is the point of a double
584
00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:36.840
chain you know? It looks cool, like two right next
585
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:40.119
to each other, right like yeah, yeah, well, I mean
586
00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:43.280
there's a space in between. Yeah, what do you need that?
587
00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:46.840
It looks cool? Maybe you miss with one of the
588
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:48.719
chain saw blades and you still got the other one.
589
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:51.639
There gives you that extra width that you're looking for.
590
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:57.719
Exactly need that girth. Yeah, I was about to say
591
00:34:57.719 --> 00:34:58.880
the girth thing with any.
592
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:02.599
Company that see one mind, dude, that one mind.
593
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:04.639
I'm taking your place right now.
594
00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:06.519
I'm on track.
595
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:09.079
I'm going to try and stop making the immature unless
596
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:14.280
I typed them into the script. All right, there's also
597
00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:16.639
a rocket jammed into its back because it's a demon,
598
00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:18.760
and I don't I guess you just kind of do that. Sometimes.
599
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:23.039
This abomination is called the doom Hunter, the body of
600
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:26.000
the doom I'm just gonna keep saying it that way.
601
00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:28.840
The doom Hunter once belonged to a race of beast
602
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:32.280
like hunters found buried in the ice below the Cultist
603
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:35.719
based preserved for millions of years. The remains were deemed
604
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:43.920
suitable for reconstruction in the cultists. Necro regenerative regenerative bio experiments.
605
00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:46.480
I mean, I understood it.
606
00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:48.559
You just said. I put it in there just because
607
00:35:48.559 --> 00:35:52.920
I wanted to say, necro regenerative bio experiments. You're regenerating
608
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:59.559
the dead through biology and experiments. Sure, Holly understood it.
609
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:06.239
Moving on the altar. Apparently there's an altar now alter Slayer,
610
00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:08.679
I'm simming, all right, Yeah, that's the type of my bad.
611
00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:11.360
The Slayer starts making his way through the base, where
612
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:15.079
we see the slids being mass produced. He also runs
613
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:20.519
into another new enemy type, the carcass. These semi dead,
614
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.639
semi lab bastards are disgusting mix of machine and man.
615
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:27.480
They're the results of cultists trying to make soldiers useful
616
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.400
even after death. They have an arm cannon that can
617
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:33.440
also make hard light shields and a weird belly mounted
618
00:36:33.480 --> 00:36:36.039
circle gun. I don't even know. I can't describe it.
619
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:37.960
I don't know. It's just like shooting their stomach. Yeah,
620
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:40.320
it's like right here, they just basically hump the air
621
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:41.920
and just shoot a fucking circle.
622
00:36:41.639 --> 00:36:43.599
At you're doing the vulgar hip thrust.
623
00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:49.000
They're very floppy enemies, if I'm being honest, because they
624
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:49.599
are dead.
625
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.960
Yeah, it's like it's like we get at burnings, but
626
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:56.039
get up with demons and guns and hip thrusts.
627
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:00.480
Ye.
628
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:09.519
After a bit more adventuring, the Slayer comes up upon
629
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:15.920
I put upon him nice a stone sarcophagus that's opened
630
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:18.079
to reveal the top half of a demon, which is
631
00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:21.480
immediately carried away by robots. I wonder where that's going.
632
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:24.760
A little later, he runs into yet another new enemy type,
633
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:28.840
the probabler teleporting asshole that throws energy balls and slashes
634
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:34.760
at you. Goddamn you do they suck? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
635
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:39.039
teleporting assholes. There's always that enemy dude, of course, buck
636
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:43.239
do they teleport rape behind you a lot of times?
637
00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:46.360
Continuing on the path, we see the half of a
638
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:49.079
demon in a big tank of red fluid that's quickly
639
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:51.920
taken away. Next time we see him, he's got his
640
00:37:52.039 --> 00:37:56.000
double chainsaw arm and the cannon on the other one.
641
00:37:57.119 --> 00:37:59.360
And we finally see it all come together. Torso and
642
00:37:59.360 --> 00:38:02.679
hoverslied you. As the priest continues to taunt the slayer,
643
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:06.639
the doom Hunter is born. It doesn't last long ago
644
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:12.960
because the slayer murks it really fast, this dumb ass.
645
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:15.599
After the Slayer jumps down into a hole to find
646
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:18.599
the priest, but he's not done yet. Two more doom
647
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:21.639
Hunters appear, so they're just like mass producing these assholes.
648
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:22.159
Wow.
649
00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:25.800
They don't fare any better though, because you know it's
650
00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:29.119
a slayer. He's just gonna kill them pretty fast. Finally,
651
00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:32.199
the Slayer does get to deg Ranic. I don't like
652
00:38:32.239 -->
00:38:34.840
the word de. I did this what I said earlier.
653
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:43.719
It sounds it's dumb, dirty, my deg you suck on
654
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:48.440
my de alright, So he gets to that guy who
655
00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:51.760
pleads with the Slayer, offering tools and upgrades. Without a word,
656
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:54.599
the Slare chops his head off, tosses a coin on
657
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:58.920
the corpse heads back to the Fortress of Doom. This
658
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.320
is where he gets a new and the ballista he takes.
659
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:04.679
This kind of takes place of the gous cannon from
660
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:08.719
the last game. Its mods are the arbalist, a charged
661
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:12.000
shot that sticks into enemies and then explodes, or the
662
00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:15.559
destroyer Blade, a charge shot that sends out a blade
663
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:18.559
of energy, cleaving anything in its path into.
664
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.519
Pretty nice little destructive disc.
665
00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:25.320
It doesn't it's not kind of like homing. It's just
666
00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:27.119
wave right in front of you.
667
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:28.639
All right.
668
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:31.840
With that, it's out of the next mission. The name
669
00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:35.519
of this one the super gord Nest. Oh my god,
670
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:40.039
all right, So the con maker isn't too pumped that
671
00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:41.719
the Slayer got another one.
672
00:39:41.559 --> 00:39:44.320
Of the priests and hid, which is supposed to kill.
673
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:47.960
Yeah, so she hit the last one like a little bitch.
674
00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:50.760
I guess I should tell you that the Makers think
675
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.840
of themselves as basically angels. They kind of look the part,
676
00:39:53.880 --> 00:39:57.280
but a little more robotic. The con Maker is their leader.
677
00:39:57.519 --> 00:39:58.800
They're also a hive.
678
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:03.599
Mind species, very similar to dark Siders if you're you know,
679
00:40:03.639 --> 00:40:07.000
if we're being honest here, kind of the robot angels.
680
00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:10.280
Dude, it's kind of cool. I think these guys are
681
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:12.239
a bit weirder because they got like a weird almost
682
00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:16.079
like a hammerhead shark looking head, and they've got like
683
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:22.960
tentacles coming out their asses. I mean, like, I mean,
684
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:28.239
their legs are tentacles coming out their asses. All I
685
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:30.679
think about is like like bears. You ever see bears
686
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:34.639
with those fucking parasites coming out their ass? Big worms
687
00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:35.880
from eating all that salmon.
688
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:40.559
It's disgusting. No, you've never seen that yet, know, man,
689
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:41.199
you need to.
690
00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:44.519
Know I'm not going to. I'm not going to. You
691
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:48.679
need to shut your down about to throw down in
692
00:40:48.880 --> 00:40:53.920
second fucking threat of violence this episode? All right, So
693
00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:59.320
the Slayer is back on Earth where the invasion actually began,
694
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:02.559
and things are looking worse. We still have the lakes
695
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:05.039
of lava and crumbling buildings, but now there's also massive
696
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:07.880
tentacles everywhere and flesh growing out just kind of like
697
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:09.960
all over the place. I think it's just called like
698
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:13.639
hell growth or something like that. Yeah, there's also another
699
00:41:13.679 --> 00:41:18.800
new enemy type, the dread Nights. These are hell Nights. Well,
700
00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:22.480
they are kind of hell knights that have been experimented
701
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:25.119
on by the cultists. I really wish they would stop
702
00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:32.440
doing that. They took hell knights, strapped some metal arms
703
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:35.039
with blades on them, and then gave them a scary
704
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.920
metal mask. Oh and they also fucked with their brain,
705
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:41.400
so they're constantly juiced on adrenaline in a state of rage.
706
00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:44.079
That only and the only time they get relief is
707
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:49.199
when they kill somebody. Wow. Nice. Yeah, I mean it's badass,
708
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:54.079
but like bad. So after a bit more demon slaying
709
00:41:54.119 --> 00:41:59.159
and collecting some corn keys corn keys, because I guess
710
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:02.599
that's a fucking thing, this layer finds another new gun,
711
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:06.079
the chain gun. It smuds are the mobile turret or
712
00:42:06.119 --> 00:42:09.360
it can produce an energy shield. It's actually kind of nice.
713
00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:11.760
She gets set it down and you walk around with
714
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:14.239
that fucking energy shield with a turret. I mean, yeah,
715
00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:17.079
you'll also walk around with the mobile turt Oh, it's
716
00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:19.000
like the last camera, it just splits into like two
717
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:23.320
fucking all three barrels maskers.
718
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:23.440
Hell.
719
00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:28.199
Yeah, anyway, once he looked, collects the last gore key,
720
00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:32.599
this layer gets into a reactor where the super gore
721
00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:36.800
nest is built around. He reactivates the reactor, destroying the
722
00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:38.960
heart of the go nest, sealing the portal to Hell
723
00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:44.199
and making
Earth that much safer. Gross. I thought he
724
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.159
couldn't do it.
725
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:48.000
I thought that all the boys were talking shit.
726
00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:52.440
Say, I mean the help Priests. There's two of them
727
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:58.000
already down, all right, So after that there's still no
728
00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:01.480
help Priests too, So onto the next level, the Arc Complex,
729
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:05.079
the slayer Heads too. This is the last level. Fuck no,
730
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:09.119
there's so many fucking levels. Geez, Like I said, this
731
00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:11.159
could be a long one, because I still got a
732
00:43:11.159 --> 00:43:12.960
bunch of lord to tell you, guys, and also a
733
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.760
lot more levels. You think this is the last level,
734
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:23.280
stupid bitch? Alright, alright, drink up. I guess the Slatterheads
735
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:27.760
here the Arc Complex to look for that robot bitch,
736
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:31.320
Samuel Hayden, since he's the only person capable of finding
737
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:34.079
the last priest. A few steps into the level, a
738
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.800
hologram tells us that Hayden has fallen. There's actually a
739
00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:40.039
lot of holograms in this one the game, I mean,
740
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:44.199
and they're pretty much rooting for the demons. Also, demon
741
00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:50.519
is a slur. They prefer mortally challenged. Are you serious? Ye,
742
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:56.599
don't call him demons. I'm gonna call him demons. Fucking demons. Shit.
743
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:00.000
I don't think they say it's a slur, but they're
744
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:02.559
just like, hey, don't call him demons. They're mortally challenged.
745
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:09.119
That's hilarious. That's great. I like that. So after a
746
00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:11.800
whole bunch of tower climbing and demon fighting, the Slayer
747
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.440
makes his way to Hayden's office. There's a bunch of
748
00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:17.880
nerds there watching over the Crucible. If you remember, the
749
00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:20.480
crucible is the thing that demon or the Slayer found
750
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:22.920
him at the end of the last game, turns into
751
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:27.559
a sword. Nice. In the next room, the Slayer finds
752
00:44:27.559 --> 00:44:31.400
Hayden in pretty rough shape, even for a robot, seemingly nonfunctional.
753
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:35.000
He's missing the bottom half of his body and an arm.
754
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:40.480
The nerds say they pretty much he's a very dude.
755
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:45.599
He's a very freeze estate right now, the nerds saying, there,
756
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:47.760
I mean, he's in like, oh, no, they got like
757
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:51.320
a little contraption holding them up. The nerds say to
758
00:44:51.559 --> 00:44:54.320
carefully get him ready to be moved, or they have
759
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:56.840
to carefully get him ready to be moved, but the
760
00:44:56.840 --> 00:45:00.559
Slayer just rips him out their life support module.
761
00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:03.519
Fuck you.
762
00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:09.880
Just I don't think so, all right? So after that,
763
00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:13.440
suddenly there's a there's warning alarms about a level five
764
00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:16.920
demon teleport Again, a red portal opens and once you
765
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:20.360
know it, a demon steps on through. This one is
766
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.880
different though it's wearing armor remarkably similar to the Slayer.
767
00:45:24.519 --> 00:45:27.599
Then it begins to speak, saying, you were never one
768
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:32.159
of us. You were usurper, a false idol. My eyes
769
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:36.079
have been opened. Let me help you, see slayer. Blue
770
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:38.559
portal opens behind the Slayer and he just throws what's
771
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:46.559
the left of Hayden through it. The new demon ignites
772
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:49.920
an energy acts and attacks the Slayer. These guys are
773
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:55.440
called Marauders. They're corrupt Night Sentinels. Whoa they I'll just
774
00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:58.280
go into the backstory real quick. They betrayed the Night
775
00:45:58.360 --> 00:46:00.599
Sentinels and just went with the sides of hell in there.
776
00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:05.280
You know, assholes. I think they're the Horus and the Horse.
777
00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:11.960
Heresy kind of forty k Obviously, the Slayer puts a
778
00:46:11.960 --> 00:46:14.119
beat down on this loser and cheeses out of there
779
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:17.320
back to the Fortress of Doom. This loser.
780
00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:20.679
Loser.
781
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.599
He connects Hayden into the fortress by throwing him to
782
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:27.800
throwing him into a pillar of light. Hayden then says
783
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:31.800
that the last priest is in Sentinel Prime, and the
784
00:46:31.840 --> 00:46:36.079
only portal there is a there Sentinel Prime, not the robot.
785
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:39.360
It's a city, I think it's actually it's like an
786
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:44.480
arena on Argent Denuer, the planet of the Center. The
787
00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:46.519
only portal to get there is at the core of Mars,
788
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:49.840
in the lost city of Habeth. It's going to take
789
00:46:49.880 --> 00:46:52.559
some time to get there, but the Slayer has his
790
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:58.559
next mission Mars Core. He portals into a UAC outpost
791
00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:01.199
on Phobos, the moon of Mars, where he sees the
792
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:06.639
BFG ten thousand, a colossal version of the
BFG nine thousand.
793
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:12.880
Damn things about the size of a skyscraper. What, yeah,
794
00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:13.960
that's insane.
795
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:18.920
Just a macan basically bigger than the Macan, Fucking huge.
796
00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:21.840
So there's a huge gun. Obviously, that's where the Slayer
797
00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:26.800
is headed. Hell yeah, on his way or in his
798
00:47:26.840 --> 00:47:29.119
way we run into another one of the old enemies,
799
00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:32.280
the barrens of Hell. Like I said, these are the
800
00:47:32.320 --> 00:47:36.599
evolved versions of the Knights of Hell, with a darker
801
00:47:36.599 --> 00:47:40.400
carapace and a fightery energy of Hell coursing through their body.
802
00:47:41.559 --> 00:47:43.760
Doesn't marido, because eventually the slur makes his way to
803
00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:46.440
the controls of the BFG ten thousand and bless a
804
00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:48.000
fucking hole to the Court of Mars.
805
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:56.880
Got a problem, that's insane, that's He then takes the
806
00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:59.599
power source of the ten thousand, which just so happens
807
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:01.320
to be the IF nine thousand.
808
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:04.599
Oh nice, and he gets on his merry way hell yeah,
809
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:07.960
hopping around on a few floating space rocks. He loads
810
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:11.960
himself into a cannon and fires himself to a different
811
00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:16.800
section of the space dig that's liking sweets. Holy shit, Yeah,
812
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:21.639
there's badass. He also runs into a new enemy type,
813
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:25.400
the pain Elemental kind of looks like a bigger, angrier
814
00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:29.679
Coco demon. This poor bastard's whole existence is forging lost
815
00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:33.440
souls in the fiery pit of its gut. This is
816
00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:39.199
an excruciating and unending process. It just spits out horned
817
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:42.480
demon heads to attack the cheese. Maybe that's what's happening.
818
00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:44.239
Maybe you don't have heartburn, you're.
819
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:46.559
Just pain elemental.
820
00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:53.119
You starts spitting out demons on the show. Motherfuck dude,
821
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:54.679
the high new demons.
822
00:48:55.480 --> 00:48:59.159
Pushing back down with some booze, right, all right, so
823
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:01.800
it doesn't matter though, Uh it's in a Slayer's way,
824
00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:04.400
so it's gotta go. He makes his way to the
825
00:49:04.519 --> 00:49:08.280
escape pods and launches himself down into the core of Mars.
826
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:11.599
After a couple more areas of demon slang, he gets
827
00:49:11.639 --> 00:49:14.079
to the portal of Sentinel Prime and heads through to
828
00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:19.320
the next level, obviously named Sentinel Prime. He's actually greeted
829
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:22.159
in a pretty nice way when he arrives. Sure hope
830
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:28.119
he doesn't spoil that spoiler alert he does. There's still
831
00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:28.519
a few.
832
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:31.079
Night spoiler around the spoiling he spoils it.
833
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:34.800
There's still there's still a few nights Sentinels alive, and
834
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:38.639
there's like, oh shit, Slaar's back rip and tear because
835
00:49:38.679 --> 00:49:40.719
that was like his whole chant during the when he
836
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.639
was what a great chant. Anyway, the Slayer makes his
837
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:48.639
way towards the arena and goes down an elevator where
838
00:49:48.679 --> 00:49:51.119
he gets a flashback he's being dragged in front of
839
00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:54.320
two of the Hell Priests. He overhears some Night Sentinels
840
00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:56.880
say they found him in the valley wearing the helmet
841
00:49:57.079 --> 00:50:00.360
from the original Dune games. Yeah, because he he's been
842
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:03.960
This is when we realize he's been in hell for long.
843
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:04.280
Yeah.
844
00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:08.000
Yeah, Argent Dinner. That planet is also like kind of
845
00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:11.119
like parts of it are also in Hell. It's fucking weird.
846
00:50:11.159 --> 00:50:13.639
I couldn't find a definitive answer because like there's still
847
00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:17.000
people alive on some parts of it.
848
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:20.800
It's like a multi verse, but they like eclipsed kind
849
00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:25.840
of deal. Sure, yeah, it makes sense to me.
850
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:28.800
I get it. Yeah, so this is where we actually
851
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:33.719
hear the doom Slayers speak. He says, guts, huge guts,
852
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:40.599
kill them, must kill them all. Wow, gibberish. Some might say.
853
00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:44.039
The Hell Priests say, send him to the Arena to
854
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:47.639
be judged. So I'll give you a little backstory about
855
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:50.880
the arena. On the Night Sentinel planet of Argent Dinner,
856
00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:53.559
they allow prisoners to kind of like fight for their
857
00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:56.480
honor and if they win, they can join the ranks
858
00:50:56.519 --> 00:50:59.760
of the Night Sentinels. I think basically as like cannon fodder,
859
00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:04.119
but you know, it's honorable death. Hell, yeah, it's better
860
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:09.599
than just yeah, dying a pitiful fucking death. Yea, all right.
861
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:12.880
So after that, the Slayer wanders through some more halls,
862
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:15.639
where the Conmaker says, hey, bro, don't do this shit
863
00:51:16.119 -->
00:51:20.000
in several different ways. Later, there's another flashback of the
864
00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:24.679
Doom Guy in the arena, punching a guy in the face, saying.
865
00:51:24.679 --> 00:51:30.199
Rip and one of the banana pealing.
866
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:35.159
One of the DEGs say he'll be good for the
867
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:39.679
front lines, and Doom Guy responds with the demons they're everywhere,
868
00:51:40.280 --> 00:51:45.480
must kill them all. The con maker also appears and says, hey,
869
00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:48.679
we need to check this dude out. What does his
870
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:49.519
voice sound like?
871
00:51:49.679 --> 00:51:49.960
Is it like?
872
00:51:50.239 --> 00:51:52.400
Deep? Is a good voice?
873
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:52.599
Like?
874
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:55.400
It's pretty accurate for what you think the Doom Guy
875
00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:58.400
would sound like. It's a kind of deep, a little gravelly,
876
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:01.800
some might say, okay, all right. So that's when they
877
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:04.679
flashback ends back in the current time, the slur is
878
00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:06.679
face to face with the last priest, who says, you
879
00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:10.079
can't kill me, the sentinels will be passed. Oh wait,
880
00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:13.639
that's not a direct quote, but no, you get it.
881
00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:20.000
Can't kill me. I'm a bad bitch of Then he
882
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:23.360
summons a demon to fight the Slayer. Short version, the
883
00:52:23.400 --> 00:52:25.880
Slayer MUSHes the demon's head with its own weapon and
884
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:30.920
then bless the priest's seat off while he's talking shit. Ah. Nice.
885
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:34.199
Then the Conmaker calls him a fool as he has
886
00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:36.760
a bunch of night Sentinels move in with spears at
887
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:39.480
the ready. Okay, what are you gonna do? The Slayer
888
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:46.880
dips out through a portal because who fucking cares. I
889
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:51.679
think at this point I played through my old playthrough
890
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.559
of the game where I have everything done and you
891
00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:57.199
could just replay the levels with cheets on, because I
892
00:52:57.239 --> 00:52:59.639
just was doing it to get the story for this episode.
893
00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:02.760
So I think at this point the con Maker is
894
00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:06.639
pissed and actually attacks the Fortress of Doom. But I
895
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:09.320
can't remember exactly when that happens, just you know it happens.
896
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:11.840
At some point. She shuts off the power, but the
897
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:15.159
Slayer uses his old crucible as a new power source
898
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:20.360
and the lighting switches from blue to red. Nice fuck yeah, anyway,
899
00:53:20.480 -->
00:53:25.639
next level is Terrace nebad. So with the deaths of
900
00:53:25.719 --> 00:53:28.480
her priests, the Khan is getting a little nutty and
901
00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:33.159
she wants to resurrect the Icon of Sin. The Slayer
902
00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:36.480
has to go to the city of tarif Nabad, where
903
00:53:36.519 --> 00:53:41.599
his legend began to retrieve his Crucible Blade, the only
904
00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:45.119
thing capable of slaying a Titan. Huh. I don't know
905
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:46.960
why that's the fucking thing, but you know what, doesn't
906
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:50.840
matter anyway. After some more adventuring, the Slayer makes his
907
00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:54.400
way to another flashback of a hooded figure leading him
908
00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:58.199
into a machine that will grant him strength and once
909
00:53:58.239 --> 00:54:01.679
he's done in it, they will fear. I could go
910
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:05.719
into the whole story. It's a I think it's called
911
00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:08.400
the thing that leads him there is called the Seraphim.
912
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:12.559
It's called the Divinity Machine, and that's what makes him
913
00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:16.280
immortal and makes them super strong, super fast, just an
914
00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:21.559
all around hassle for the demons who made the Divinity Machine.
915
00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:22.159
The makers.
916
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:27.599
Okay, so like the angel like people, Angel robot mompox.
917
00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:35.039
So once he snaps out of that flashback, the Slayer
918
00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:38.159
ends up in some tunnels fighting demons, where we meet
919
00:54:38.199 --> 00:54:42.239
another newemy type, the Archvial just kind of takes the
920
00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:44.880
place of the Summoner of the last game, but more
921
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:47.239
of a panty ass because it puts up little fiery shells.
922
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:52.760
It's like hate it teleports all it's a teleporting asshole
923
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:54.159
that summons more enemies.
924
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:59.559
Hat my dickright, so real quick, why why don't they
925
00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:00.599
put more.
926
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:04.599
People through the Divinity Machine? Is it like a will
927
00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:07.559
power thing or like do you have to have the
928
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:13.079
right like qualities or circumstances do we know? Seems like
929
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:14.239
you're thinking about it.
930
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:19.840
Because, like, you know, if you need this, like it's
931
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:21.559
like just put like ten guys through there.
932
00:55:21.679 --> 00:55:23.639
I read through it. I mean I read through like
933
00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:26.159
everything in the game. I don't think there's a specific
934
00:55:26.280 --> 00:55:29.719
reason why they don't put more people in it. Besides,
935
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:32.719
I think it's just like a holy place. Oh that's right.
936
00:55:33.400 --> 00:55:37.079
The Seraphim actually like snook the Slayer into it. He's like,
937
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:40.559
because nobody's supposed to go through it. Okay. I think
938
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:42.679
maybe the price it's like a forbidden thing like the
939
00:55:42.719 --> 00:55:45.760
Garden of Eden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I think the
940
00:55:45.840 --> 00:55:49.000
Slayer or like the hell Priests might have gone through
941
00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:55.239
it because they're immortal until you know chopter. But yeah,
942
00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:58.119
I think basically no one's supposed to go in there,
943
00:55:58.519 --> 00:56:02.760
and then the Seraphim is like, man should check that out. Okay,
944
00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:08.679
that's kind of cool. I like that oh god, oh no.
945
00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:15.639
Eventually the Slayer comes upon demons. Eventually the Slayer comes
946
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:18.519
upon a Titan with a gaping hole in its chest
947
00:56:18.599 --> 00:56:22.880
and his crucible blade buried in its heart. He snaps
948
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:27.119
the handle off, leaving the energy blade behind. How does
949
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:31.639
it work? I don't know, just the fucking energy blade
950
00:56:31.880 --> 00:56:37.440
left behind. Don't worry about it. Magic, Yeah, that's what
951
00:56:37.559 --> 00:56:37.880
I say.
952
00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:38.719
How's it work?
953
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:44.079
Yeah? So, after a bit more murder and platforming, the
954
00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:46.920
Slayer finds what looks like a pool of LoVa. He
955
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:49.039
dunks the hilt of his crucible in it and gets
956
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:53.199
himself a brand new demonic energy Blade. He jumps off
957
00:56:53.239 --> 00:56:55.280
the platform into a pit of demons to test out
958
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:59.039
his new weapon. After a bit of after a bit
959
00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:01.519
of test slaughter, he tael It pours out back to
960
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:04.039
the Fortress of Doom and on to the next level
961
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.880
neck Revole. The Slayer has to make his way to
962
00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:12.480
the con Maker's heavenly realm of Urdek He but wouldn't
963
00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:15.079
you know he has to go through hell to get
964
00:57:15.079 --> 00:57:17.880
there in the city of that's what you're talking about,
965
00:57:17.880 --> 00:57:25.800
like the overlap? Yeah? Okay, yeah, yeah, sure, we'll go
966
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:28.880
with that, all right, So what happened in the city. Well,
967
00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:33.320
the souls of the damned are converted into argent energy. Okay,
968
00:57:33.480 --> 00:57:37.360
how's that happened? I tell you a bit recycling, dude, recycling,
969
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:41.079
bro it's a bit more violent. The slayer pops up
970
00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:44.159
and immediately sees the chained up or a chained up
971
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:48.119
titan with lava pouring out of its eyes, just crying.
972
00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:51.239
I mean, I don't know, it's a labor dead, but
973
00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:54.719
there's just lava pouring from its fucking face. Huh. Running
974
00:57:54.719 --> 00:57:57.000
into the city, we meet another new enemy type, the
975
00:57:57.119 --> 00:58:01.599
Tyrant demon Lords from the Black Pits of Babble. They
976
00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:06.079
serve as wardens and slavers of the pits, cybernetically upgraded
977
00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:10.159
by the UAC. Motherfucking dude gods.
978
00:58:10.840 --> 00:58:12.239
Why, it's a favorite thing.
979
00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:15.960
They fucking love it. Uh huh. All right, so they're
980
00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:21.039
test with overseeing the collection of sin branded human souls.
981
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:25.039
They're sadistic masters of lesser demons, feared for their cruelty
982
00:58:25.159 --> 00:58:28.920
and malice. They kind of look like menotars with cyber legs,
983
00:58:29.119 --> 00:58:33.599
some cyberguts and a cannon for what are cyberguts? Don't
984
00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:40.559
worry about robot shit exactly. Metal oil yeah, you call
985
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:44.280
that shit diesel. Some diesel fuels. Gass them up, let
986
00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:46.880
them go all right, so it doesn't matter though they
987
00:58:46.920 --> 00:58:50.159
die like all the rest. After killing a tyrant and
988
00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:52.760
his friends, the Slayer seas where the newest humans come
989
00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:56.000
to Hell, a column of cages packed to the brim
990
00:58:56.320 --> 00:59:00.840
with a burnt but still moving carcasses of humans. Hayden
991
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:03.480
says the con needs the human world to die so
992
00:59:03.559 --> 00:59:07.400
hers can live. He then also says that the Slayer
993
00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:11.519
is on his way to Calabass, the Blind Judge of souls.
994
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:15.000
Anyone not good enough to be harvested is tossed into
995
00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:22.760
the blood swamps. Harvested Slayer kills Calabis. He's Blind's a
996
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:25.039
blind guy. I think it's basically just like a big
997
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:30.599
old brain on a platform. He just MUSHes it. I
998
00:59:30.639 --> 00:59:34.679
mean it's like a big brain, So you shoot it, okay.
999
00:59:35.559 --> 00:59:38.800
He then makes his way through the soul factory and
1000
00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:42.360
tells Hayden tells him that human souls need to be
1001
00:59:42.440 --> 00:59:46.320
tortured till they're broken and ready for the extraction process.
1002
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:49.840
Only once enough pain is inflicted and a soul is
1003
00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:53.360
truly broken, can it be sent to the extraction chamber.
1004
00:59:54.599 --> 00:59:57.679
After another demon fight, the Slayer knocks over a statue
1005
00:59:57.679 --> 00:59:59.480
and jumps down into a hole. In the next level. Yeah,
1006
00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:05.719
so uh hell like argent energy. It's souls that have
1007
01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:08.400
been tortured so much that they just rip them right
1008
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:09.400
out of a fucking body.
1009
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:11.960
Sounds like a great time.
1010
01:00:13.239 --> 01:00:19.559
It's not just you die and you're just like, ah,
1011
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:20.320
just for.
1012
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:24.199
Like whoever knows however long, it doesn't matter. It's eternity
1013
01:00:24.280 --> 01:00:28.920
down there, so it's whatever time it takes. There's a
1014
01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:32.280
lot of big like grinding wheels and fire and everything
1015
01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:37.400
all over the place, so you know, meat grinder. Yeah,
1016
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:39.960
not a good time for anybody.
1017
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:42.360
I would just be like, what do you want from
1018
01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:50.239
me your soul? I'm like, oh one year that sheesh?
1019
01:00:51.679 --> 01:00:55.039
No, no, it's not good. So next level is Neck
1020
01:00:55.119 --> 01:01:00.639
Revole Part two. Why is it separated? I don't know anyway.
1021
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:02.320
As soon as the level starts, the Slayer is a
1022
01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:05.760
very spiky hallway with souls. It got too long gameplay.
1023
01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:08.760
They're probably like, a, yeah, let's split this in two levels.
1024
01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:12.079
This is like three hours. It's not. It's probably like
1025
01:01:12.519 --> 01:01:15.000
all the levels are pretty short, to be honest, depending
1026
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:17.639
on how fast you could kill the demons, but you
1027
01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:22.000
know whatever, Like I said, he's the Slayer pops up
1028
01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:25.079
in a very spiky hallway with souls or carcasses just
1029
01:01:25.119 --> 01:01:32.079
impaled all over the places. Oh, typical Hell stuff. Hayden
1030
01:01:32.159 --> 01:01:34.800
then tells the Slayer that the spire he's looking at
1031
01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:38.760
is where the souls are extracted and exported to Urdak,
1032
01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:41.599
basically Heaven in this universe. Huh.
1033
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:46.519
So, like the angel people are like torturing these people
1034
01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:47.360
to get their souls.
1035
01:01:47.679 --> 01:02:00.440
No, yes, it sounds no, to worry about it inside
1036
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:01.159
the place, Hayden.
1037
01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:05.760
Moving on, Hayden says that the whole thing could have
1038
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:10.000
been avoided with different leadership. A room later, he informs
1039
01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:12.599
this player that the soulless husks that used to be
1040
01:02:12.679 -->
01:02:16.559
humans slowly transform into all the demons he's been fighting
1041
01:02:16.599 --> 01:02:21.840
for several games. Wow, yep wow. Oh, and like, the
1042
01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:25.719
souls are just basically like electricity at this point, So yeah,
1043
01:02:26.199 --> 01:02:30.119
isn't that nice. Turns out Hell only uses part of
1044
01:02:30.159 --> 01:02:34.079
the soul, and so the Makers and the Sentinel Priests
1045
01:02:34.119 --> 01:02:37.960
figured out a way to combine Hell energy and Sentinel
1046
01:02:38.039 --> 01:02:43.639
energy to create Argent energy. With it, they saved worlds,
1047
01:02:43.679 --> 01:02:46.519
healed the sick and gave infinite power to those who
1048
01:02:46.559 --> 01:02:51.079
are worthy of it. Oh wait, oh Aredio, only you
1049
01:02:51.079 --> 01:02:55.960
didn't see me do the finger close Brothers. The Night
1050
01:02:56.039 --> 01:02:58.880
Sentinels never knew about this facility, though it was built
1051
01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:03.079
in secret by Sentinels slaves because makers can't step into
1052
01:03:03.119 --> 01:03:07.920
Hell and demons can't step into urdak Heaven. I'm gonna
1053
01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:11.440
stop saying even though there's parts that overlap, well, argent
1054
01:03:11.480 --> 01:03:15.840
de ner in Hell kind of overlap, Okay, is a
1055
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:20.199
whole different place, different realm. Gotcha. Yeah, it was also
1056
01:03:20.239 --> 01:03:23.320
built without Hell's knowledge. The Makers made a deal with
1057
01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:26.920
the dark Lord. They gave him more worlds to fuck
1058
01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:30.199
over so they could just squeeze them from more juice.
1059
01:03:30.639 --> 01:03:34.920
Something cool I like about this Wow, what a shady contract.
1060
01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:38.639
Holy fuck. There's something that I like about this level
1061
01:03:38.719 --> 01:03:41.639
is how you can actually kind of see how the
1062
01:03:41.760 --> 01:03:45.320
decoration of the chow Tower is changing from hellish and
1063
01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:48.119
like corpse is fucking everywhere, blood and guts all over
1064
01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:50.840
the place, too much more of the Maker's vibe where
1065
01:03:50.840 --> 01:03:53.800
it's kind of like a like a techno Heaven. I
1066
01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:59.800
guess I don't know how it's don not cyberpunk. It's
1067
01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.760
like because seb punk. I feel like that's very like
1068
01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:05.519
jagged edges. It's a lot of smooth white surfaces, some
1069
01:04:05.639 --> 01:04:09.679
nice trees all over the place. It's just awesome, peaceful
1070
01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:15.840
looking place, nice with robot angels. Anyway, once the slayer
1071
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:17.920
reaches the top of the tower, he has to drop
1072
01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:21.719
the energy transmitter into the well Willdow so he can
1073
01:04:21.800 --> 01:04:26.400
ride the
raw energy right into Herdek also happens to
1074
01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:30.559
be the name of the next level, herdk fucking room.
1075
01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:39.639
Like I said, this is the it took me a second.
1076
01:04:39.840 --> 01:04:42.760
R can watch a lot of Hell's Kitchen lately. I
1077
01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:45.199
don't know why I didn't catch that. Yes, and it
1078
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.360
plays into the episode Hell.
1079
01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:50.559
I sent some video Max the other day to is
1080
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:52.960
this guy, Like, I think I cracked the code that
1081
01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:55.880
Gordon Ramsey refuses to make a grilled cheese And it's
1082
01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:58.239
like he's making this grilled cheese and he takes it
1083
01:04:58.280 --> 01:05:01.079
out and he's like, perf, they just melted, and he like,
1084
01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:02.840
you know, when they cut the sandwich and they like
1085
01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:05.079
split it open, it's just like a brick of cheese
1086
01:05:05.079 --> 01:05:06.079
in the middle of They're like.
1087
01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:11.960
He's fucking raw. Even melt the cheese got him.
1088
01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:15.960
I saw that too, where he made that grilled cheese
1089
01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:18.039
and it was not he said it's melted.
1090
01:05:18.559 --> 01:05:20.159
Was not even close to that even.
1091
01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:21.760
It's like if you put it in the micro for
1092
01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:25.320
thirty seconds, insane.
1093
01:05:25.440 --> 01:05:28.440
It's stupid, insane. You're looking at me like you want
1094
01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:31.800
me to say something, but yeah, it's fucking dumb. I
1095
01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:33.880
don't know what else to say about it. It's not melted,
1096
01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:38.000
God damn it, Gordon Ramsey, it's fucking raw cheese. You
1097
01:05:38.199 --> 01:05:42.400
better thanks. He's some kind of fancy chef guy. Can't
1098
01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:44.719
even melt some fucking cheese on a piece of bread,
1099
01:05:45.480 --> 01:05:48.760
Eat a dick. I'm just kidding on real, fucking love you, Ramsey.
1100
01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:51.880
Come on the show, Ramsey, we'll have your He doesn't
1101
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:54.280
know anything about video games. I think we can talk
1102
01:05:54.320 --> 01:05:54.760
about food.
1103
01:05:54.800 --> 01:05:57.960
You know, we'll talk about our gourmet microwaving techniques.
1104
01:05:58.000 --> 01:06:00.519
And I love to eat the shittiest food while I'm
1105
01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:02.639
watching a show. It's just like fucking chicken nuggets and
1106
01:06:02.679 --> 01:06:06.159
maga cheese. How do we make this? We can't even
1107
01:06:06.199 --> 01:06:07.119
cook a piece.
1108
01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:10.519
Of hell of it, loser, dude, How do we make
1109
01:06:10.559 --> 01:06:12.400
our junk food gourmet?
1110
01:06:13.199 --> 01:06:13.280
No?
1111
01:06:13.400 --> 01:06:15.480
I don't even try it. I'll just eat like a
1112
01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:20.440
couple of microwave macon cheese delicious. I love it. I
1113
01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:25.079
love it. Alright, So back to the game. It was
1114
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:26.719
a weird sidetrack. I don't know how the fun that
1115
01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:27.280
just happened.
1116
01:06:27.400 --> 01:06:34.320
Hell's kitchen, fucking raw energy.
1117
01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:38.280
Riding that bro big old skybeam.
1118
01:06:38.360 --> 01:06:38.719
Alright.
1119
01:06:38.760 --> 01:06:40.920
So, like I said, this is the home of the Makers.
1120
01:06:41.119 --> 01:06:43.000
It's spelled in a weird way. I want to tell you, guys,
1121
01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:46.480
it's spelled m A y k R. It makes me
1122
01:06:46.639 --> 01:06:48.719
mad to look at it. So I had to make
1123
01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:52.960
you guys mad by telling you how it's spelled. It's weird.
1124
01:06:53.079 --> 01:06:55.199
The con is being a real bitch and trying to
1125
01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:58.519
reawaken the y kind of sin under her controls so
1126
01:06:58.599 --> 01:07:01.119
she can kill Earth in heart, harvest all its souls.
1127
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:03.280
The whole place is kind of beautiful in its own
1128
01:07:03.360 --> 01:07:07.320
techno heaven way. After jumping through a bunch of literal hoops,
1129
01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:13.639
the Slayer gets too. I don't know what that literal hoops.
1130
01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:19.960
I mean they are literal hoops. The hoop it's like
1131
01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:23.079
a like a hologram kind of hoop, but also it's
1132
01:07:23.079 --> 01:07:28.000
a literally you're literally jumping through hoops that's hilarious. Yeah,
1133
01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.039
so the Slayer kind of walks through a door and
1134
01:07:30.039 --> 01:07:33.039
it says, welcome Seraphim, but he's not the Seraphim. I
1135
01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:35.199
don't know why it says that. We'll get to that
1136
01:07:35.239 --> 01:07:38.519
in the next episode. Anyway, he strolls in coolest Fox,
1137
01:07:38.599 --> 01:07:40.519
sees the Khan and a bunch of her leg He's
1138
01:07:40.559 --> 01:07:46.599
doing a ritual around someone's beating disembodied heart. During I'm
1139
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:49.920
going to try and briefly explain that this is actually
1140
01:07:50.360 --> 01:07:54.920
the son of the Betrayer. So I think Hell captured
1141
01:07:56.320 --> 01:07:59.760
a dude, well, Commander Valen's son, the Betrayer, and then
1142
01:07:59.880 --> 01:08:02.079
was is kind of like doing, you know, Hell stuff to.
1143
01:08:02.039 --> 01:08:07.920
Him, experiment Hell stuff, torture, killing him, bleeding and terrible, terrible.
1144
01:08:07.960 --> 01:08:13.679
Wh Yeah, Hell told Hell told Valen that they'd resurrect
1145
01:08:13.760 --> 01:08:16.720
him if Valen betrayed the Knight Sentinels and let them
1146
01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:20.159
at
the Wraiths. We'll get into the race, I think
1147
01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:24.399
in the next in Dark Ages. Okay, so not the
1148
01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:30.159
next episode episode after that. Fuck you. So Valen did
1149
01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:34.119
betray the Night Sentinels. Hell resurrected Valens son, but as
1150
01:08:34.159 --> 01:08:37.640
the icon of sin, the still beating heart is the
1151
01:08:37.720 --> 01:08:41.279
last vestige of Valen's son, holding his soul and linking
1152
01:08:41.359 --> 01:08:44.560
him to the Titan. So back to the ritual. The
1153
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:47.359
kind is talking shit to the Slayers, saying the Slayer
1154
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:51.680
can't do shit. He's about to He pulls the Betrayer's
1155
01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:56.079
knife and stabs the heart of his son, I guess,
1156
01:08:56.159 --> 01:09:00.800
and puts that soul to rest, But that means the
1157
01:09:01.079 --> 01:09:05.239
Icon breaks out of its confines and immediately teleports out
1158
01:09:05.239 --> 01:09:08.199
of there to fuck up Earth. The Slayer falls into
1159
01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:10.399
the rest of the level and meets a final new
1160
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:14.199
enemy type, the Maker drones basically just small versions of
1161
01:09:14.279 --> 01:09:17.119
the e con that can't resist her commands since they're
1162
01:09:17.119 --> 01:09:20.479
a hive mind and all that. Huh yeah, She's like,
1163
01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:25.399
he STAPs a fucking heart, everything goes crazy, falls under
1164
01:09:25.399 --> 01:09:30.520
the rest. Oh shit, whoops. Don't talk shit to the Slayer, like,
1165
01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:33.079
what are you doing? He's walking in. She's like, you
1166
01:09:33.119 --> 01:09:35.479
can't fucking do shit. He's done.
1167
01:09:37.600 --> 01:09:38.640
Oh sh he's doing shit.
1168
01:09:40.119 --> 01:09:48.840
Basically, he did something. God damn it, Father damn it. Whatever. Anyway,
1169
01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:51.920
the Slayer has to jump through a bunch more hoops
1170
01:09:52.760 --> 01:09:57.399
literal hoops. Wow, and then he plugs vega or then yeah,
1171
01:09:57.439 --> 01:10:01.640
he plugs Vega into a terminal and immediately Vegas starts
1172
01:10:01.640 --> 01:10:04.760
immediately going a little bit crazy. He's like, am I
1173
01:10:04.920 --> 01:10:09.199
the father? We doing? Vega get into that in the
1174
01:10:09.239 --> 01:10:13.880
next episode. Also, Hayden keeps bitching about how the longer
1175
01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:17.640
the icon is on Earth, the stronger it'll get. Also,
1176
01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:21.600
awakening the icon on herdeck broke the seal and that's
1177
01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:23.960
why there's demons popping up on her deck. And I
1178
01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:26.159
never want to break the seal, man, You never want
1179
01:10:26.199 --> 01:10:28.800
to break the seal. And it just keeps going. Yeah,
1180
01:10:28.880 --> 01:10:31.520
he says the cons it's the CON's fault though, because
1181
01:10:31.560 --> 01:10:35.479
she's a dumb bitch. So after after aligning some rings
1182
01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:37.680
and opening a portal to Earth, there's one last thing
1183
01:10:37.760 --> 01:10:41.600
standing in the Slayer's way, the con Maker time for
1184
01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:44.760
a little speech and a boss fight. She says how
1185
01:10:45.800 --> 01:10:49.840
for millions of years, other people have been sacrificed for
1186
01:10:49.880 --> 01:10:53.880
the Maker's prosperity, and who's the slayer? A mere human
1187
01:10:54.479 --> 01:10:59.640
former mortal wink to defy her will. After that there's
1188
01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:02.680
a boss fight, I should say, the whole game, she's
1189
01:11:02.840 --> 01:11:07.520
very much been matching the aesthetic of her deck. She's
1190
01:11:07.560 --> 01:11:11.760
had a real clean white technology techno AI. I don't
1191
01:11:11.760 --> 01:11:14.960
know what the fuck word I typed here M techno angelic,
1192
01:11:15.319 --> 01:11:18.800
look to her. There you go. Yeah. But as the
1193
01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:22.279
fight progresses, we see her armor cracking and showing her
1194
01:11:22.319 --> 01:11:26.239
true form. She's looking quite a bit demonic under all
1195
01:11:26.279 --> 01:11:27.840
that porcelain quiet.
1196
01:11:28.039 --> 01:11:28.359
Hmmm.
1197
01:11:29.760 --> 01:11:40.039
So after a beatdown, kind of nice? See what I
1198
01:11:40.079 --> 01:11:45.520
do to this show? Now? So after a beatdown, she's
1199
01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:48.560
crawling away from the Slayer, doing the whole villain monologue
1200
01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:52.159
about how she or how the Slayer doesn't know what
1201
01:11:52.239 --> 01:11:56.560
he's done and his actions threaten all of creation? Who
1202
01:11:56.600 --> 01:12:01.039
fucking cares? As she dies in orbit, shoots into the sky,
1203
01:12:01.319 --> 01:12:04.119
turning into an ominous turning it in ominous red, and
1204
01:12:04.159 --> 01:12:09.279
a mysterious voice screams no, shaking the very realm of
1205
01:12:09.359 --> 01:12:17.000
herdak whose voice is that? Don't worry about it? Next episode? Okay,
1206
01:12:17.279 --> 01:12:21.880
teaser city, dude, Teaser city, Yeah, love it. Doomslayer doesn't
1207
01:12:21.880 --> 01:12:23.880
get fucked though, and he just kind of cannonballs right
1208
01:12:23.880 --> 01:12:27.560
into the portal backed Earth and the Final level. Oh wow,
1209
01:12:27.880 --> 01:12:30.760
finally here now? Yeah, Actually, this hasn't been nearly as
1210
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:33.079
long as I thought it was going to be. Final
1211
01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:36.880
Level is called Final Sin. So the Slayer gets back
1212
01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:40.600
to Earth, where the Icon is strolling around wrecking skyscrapers.
1213
01:12:40.920 --> 01:12:42.640
I suppose I just say that the Icon of Sin
1214
01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:47.079
is about half a skyscraper tall. It's
accurate, geez, And
1215
01:12:47.239 --> 01:12:50.720
it's kind of like a bullheaded man looking monster. It's
1216
01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:55.039
also kind of covered in like like maker looking armor.
1217
01:12:56.399 --> 01:12:57.640
I think that's what they were trying to use to
1218
01:12:57.640 --> 01:13:01.399
control it. It doesn't matter, it's loose now. Nothing too crazy
1219
01:13:01.439 --> 01:13:04.000
actually happens between getting too Earth and the final fight,
1220
01:13:04.079 --> 01:13:08.680
besides the hologram lady from earlier in the game being
1221
01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:11.920
a bitch. At one point she says, can anyone kill
1222
01:13:11.960 --> 01:13:15.000
this idiot talking about the Doomslayer? It's a hologram who
1223
01:13:15.039 --> 01:13:21.319
programmed her to say that. Demons maybe all right? So
1224
01:13:21.600 --> 01:13:24.159
after a bit more demon slaying, the final fight starts
1225
01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:25.439
demon programmers.
1226
01:13:26.680 --> 01:13:27.520
Yeah, I get him.
1227
01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:30.079
I mean there's a lot of things called like cyber
1228
01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:35.159
game in so maybe there's like After a bit more
1229
01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:38.800
demon slaying, the final fight starts with Hayden saying two
1230
01:13:38.880 --> 01:13:46.720
tens collade as it is written. He says it's a
1231
01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:49.279
two part boss fight, starting with blowing off all of
1232
01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:52.840
the Icon's armor, and the second part is blowing off
1233
01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:56.399
all of its flesh and this things massive. Oh yeah,
1234
01:13:56.439 --> 01:13:58.119
half a skyscraper at least.
1235
01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:00.319
So it's like got a war style right now, it is.
1236
01:14:00.439 --> 01:14:02.960
Yeah, I mean you're just shooting it though you're not
1237
01:14:03.079 --> 01:14:07.840
using blades, you're fucking lead or if you're using cheets,
1238
01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:12.359
just shooting BFG browns at it. Yeah, all right. Ten thousand,
1239
01:14:12.600 --> 01:14:16.479
nine thousand. Yeah, it's not the ten thousand, ten thousand.
1240
01:14:16.600 --> 01:14:18.960
You took the power source out, dude, if you still
1241
01:14:19.000 --> 01:14:21.319
had ten thousand, you could well I would crack open Earth.
1242
01:14:21.479 --> 01:14:23.520
Yeah, you just crack open planets man.
1243
01:14:24.039 --> 01:14:24.359
All right.
1244
01:14:24.439 --> 01:14:27.279
So, once its brain is exposed to Slayer finishes the
1245
01:14:27.279 --> 01:14:30.720
fight by driving his crucible into the Icon's brain, snapping
1246
01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:33.760
off the blade, putting it down for good. As the
1247
01:14:33.800 --> 01:14:36.399
Slayer turns and walks away, we hear King Novic say,
1248
01:14:36.840 --> 01:14:39.600
and you will be their savior. Your strength will be
1249
01:14:39.680 --> 01:14:44.079
their shield, your will their sword. You remain unbroken for
1250
01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:50.239
your fight is eternal. This is the name of the game.
1251
01:14:50.920 --> 01:14:55.560
It's the title card. Yeah, so metal music car we
1252
01:14:55.600 --> 01:14:58.000
see the title card, and that's where I'm gonna wrap
1253
01:14:58.039 --> 01:14:59.760
this episode up because there's a two part add on
1254
01:15:00.279 --> 01:15:03.159
with more lour and crazy shit that happens. Okay to
1255
01:15:03.279 --> 01:15:07.720
another episode. Stay tuned for Doom Eternal The Ancient Gods
1256
01:15:07.960 --> 01:15:08.720
not one and two.
1257
01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:12.199
Okay, all right, I thought we were gonna get into
1258
01:15:12.239 --> 01:15:13.800
the lower this episode.
1259
01:15:14.000 --> 01:15:16.039
I thought we were too. I guess I could go
1260
01:15:16.039 --> 01:15:18.359
a little deeper besides slime. No, we could save it.
1261
01:15:18.399 --> 01:15:19.079
We'll save it.
1262
01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:24.960
I like that because you're saying it's Lord Dump City. Yeah, okay,
1263
01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:28.319
so I'm interested in the lower because it did feel
1264
01:15:28.479 --> 01:15:33.359
like this campaign felt more in depth than the last game.
1265
01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:36.399
I feel like, I don't know, is it right to
1266
01:15:36.439 --> 01:15:38.800
say that bethesa built on each game and do a
1267
01:15:38.840 --> 01:15:40.119
good time with this trilogy.
1268
01:15:40.239 --> 01:15:42.159
Yeah, I feel this one is the best one in
1269
01:15:42.199 --> 01:15:45.199
twenty sixteen. The twenty sixteen one, there's like, oh, fucking
1270
01:15:45.399 --> 01:15:47.279
you're a damon Slayer, and they just threw some terms
1271
01:15:47.319 --> 01:15:50.720
out there, like what was that one demon? The fucking ballguar?
1272
01:15:51.159 --> 01:15:56.239
Oh yeah, the ball guard. The didn't even mention that
1273
01:15:56.319 --> 01:15:58.560
thing like ballgar in this game, so I don't know
1274
01:15:58.600 --> 01:16:01.039
where the fuck there's like a it's a ball guard.
1275
01:16:01.119 --> 01:16:03.239
He was like the yeah, the guard of the gate
1276
01:16:03.399 --> 01:16:04.199
or whatever the fuck?
1277
01:16:04.439 --> 01:16:07.800
Yeah, yeah, it was a cyber demon. No, that that's
1278
01:16:07.800 --> 01:16:09.840
pretty good. So is this the best one of the trilogy?
1279
01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:13.640
I think so, yeah, well that's very good job.
1280
01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:15.359
Then, I mean that's the third installment.
1281
01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:18.359
I mean that's pretty good on Bethesda make a game
1282
01:16:18.439 --> 01:16:23.079
that builds upon uh you know, it's.
1283
01:16:23.000 --> 01:16:24.760
Lore and gameplay and all that.
1284
01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:28.239
First time I played through, I didn't like actually read
1285
01:16:28.319 --> 01:16:30.760
through the lore like all the there's like a codex.
1286
01:16:31.239 --> 01:16:33.920
Oh really, like what
some of the collectibles are just
1287
01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:37.600
like pages of information that you can go and read through.
1288
01:16:37.640 --> 01:16:39.720
It took me like half an hour to read through
1289
01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:46.840
it all. Goddamnit, man, crazy, no audio. It's Max's nightmare,
1290
01:16:47.319 --> 01:16:52.399
just sitting there reading fucking ship about demons and hell
1291
01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:58.239
and all that. All right, huh yeah. What about gameplay?
1292
01:16:58.279 --> 01:17:00.520
Is this have the best gameplay? Oh it's still a
1293
01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:03.800
great time. Yeah, it's ripping demon's part been in banana
1294
01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:09.199
peeling them. You said you got finishers and course and still.
1295
01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:12.199
He doesn't take away anything from they just added on
1296
01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:12.479
to it.
1297
01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:12.800
Nice.
1298
01:17:12.800 --> 01:17:14.720
That's good, beautiful. So I think in the first game
1299
01:17:14.760 --> 01:17:16.159
he had like a double jump, and that's when you
1300
01:17:16.159 --> 01:17:17.840
have a double jump and then like you can do
1301
01:17:18.000 --> 01:17:21.319
like forward boosts. I guess, so you could double jump
1302
01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:23.880
and then boost, yeah, and then you can boost then
1303
01:17:23.880 --> 01:17:26.840
a second boost, which they did tie into the platform.
1304
01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:29.680
And I'm not a huge fan of first person platforming,
1305
01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:32.359
but I find in this one they did it all right.
1306
01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:35.319
They're so hard to judge and like, know where you're going.
1307
01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:37.399
Yeah, I just hit my head on the hat on
1308
01:17:37.439 --> 01:17:41.000
the What was I gonna say?
1309
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:41.119
Oh?
1310
01:17:41.159 --> 01:17:44.239
Yeah, there's parts where he's like climbing on things, and
1311
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:48.840
the only way I could describe it is he climbs angry.
1312
01:17:49.680 --> 01:17:52.479
He's not making noise or anything, but like it's just
1313
01:17:52.600 --> 01:17:57.600
aggressive golimbing up God damn dude.
1314
01:17:57.760 --> 01:18:00.319
It's not like the gentle Assassin's Creed where he's like.
1315
01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:04.520
Wow, he's jamming his fists into a wall, climbed the wall.
1316
01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:07.479
It's for it's for scare tacticus. Like imagine being up
1317
01:18:07.520 --> 01:18:10.640
on like a cliff and you're like you're blasting like
1318
01:18:10.680 --> 01:18:13.119
stupid bullshit, ha ha, you stupid fuck and then you
1319
01:18:13.239 --> 01:18:14.680
just see.
1320
01:18:14.560 --> 01:18:20.000
His motherfuckers just like, ah, this wall, this guy's coming
1321
01:18:20.039 --> 01:18:25.119
to get just an angry, angry man shouting things about
1322
01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:37.920
not even ship just because whip. Yeah, So
that's it's
1323
01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:40.840
all pretty wild. It's a fun game. That's awesome, and
1324
01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:44.520
it leads into like I to like just jump ahead
1325
01:18:44.560 --> 01:18:47.159
just a tiny little bit in Dark Ages.
1326
01:18:47.159 --> 01:18:49.640
They treat him like such a bad Demons are like, dude,
1327
01:18:49.880 --> 01:18:53.560
fucking guys common we're fun, We're dead, you know that, right,
1328
01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:55.439
And he's like, yeah, we know that, but we're good.
1329
01:18:56.840 --> 01:18:59.359
We got other guys indeed.
1330
01:19:00.960 --> 01:19:01.239
Nice.
1331
01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:02.439
So is it?
1332
01:19:02.479 --> 01:19:05.119
Is it the second newest one? So there's one more
1333
01:19:05.199 --> 01:19:05.600
after this?
1334
01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:06.119
Yeah?
1335
01:19:06.159 --> 01:19:09.159
Well there's like not episodes because we have the yeah.
1336
01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:13.520
The next because I think, I mean, I thought this
1337
01:19:13.600 --> 01:19:15.119
was gonna be a lot more of a lore dump,
1338
01:19:15.199 --> 01:19:18.039
but I guess I kind of tied it up into
1339
01:19:18.079 --> 01:19:20.880
a nice little tight butthole. There was there was some
1340
01:19:20.960 --> 01:19:26.279
war here, no ripping there, not ripping that butthole, open
1341
01:19:26.640 --> 01:19:30.880
balloon not. I mean, I am trying to keep these
1342
01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:32.640
pretty tight because I mean, I don't want to do
1343
01:19:32.720 --> 01:19:35.119
like a three hour episode about things anymore.
1344
01:19:35.479 --> 01:19:39.520
Yeah, right, it's good ratings.
1345
01:19:39.600 --> 01:19:42.920
Yeah, what I give the last one like nine or ten? Yeah,
1346
01:19:42.920 --> 01:19:45.720
something like that. I'll give it the same one, nice,
1347
01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:49.399
very good. I love the violence, love the music. It's
1348
01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:54.039
all fucking good. Just fucking angry, climbing the walls.
1349
01:19:56.920 --> 01:20:01.680
Ripping, man, yeah, it does sound fun. Like I said,
1350
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:03.840
I've always wanted to play the Doom games, but it's
1351
01:20:03.920 --> 01:20:06.800
just not my cup of tea, like to do repetitively,
1352
01:20:06.920 --> 01:20:08.399
like over and over. I could get into it for
1353
01:20:08.399 --> 01:20:10.239
a few levels, and I'm just like that's enough.
1354
01:20:12.960 --> 01:20:15.960
Like I said, I've been using for these episodes. At least,
1355
01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:18.600
I've been using chets where it's like infinite am infinite life.
1356
01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:22.960
So I'm just fire enough BFG rounds left and right,
1357
01:20:23.640 --> 01:20:26.960
blowing away all the demons. So that's funny. I mean,
1358
01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:29.760
that's how that that's probably more accurate. I mean, yeah,
1359
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:30.359
it would be.
1360
01:20:30.560 --> 01:20:37.000
You wouldn't be struggling always loaded up, you don't have to.
1361
01:20:36.960 --> 01:20:41.119
Search for There's a funny thing where I saw recently
1362
01:20:41.199 --> 01:20:44.039
and each of the games, if you die standing in lava,
1363
01:20:44.439 --> 01:20:49.039
he does the terminator thumbs. That's amazing.
1364
01:20:55.479 --> 01:20:57.039
Should put that hell divers.
1365
01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:02.760
They only like just added help a lot of planets.
1366
01:21:02.840 --> 01:21:07.720
Yeah all right, well it sounds good. Put it up.
1367
01:21:07.760 --> 01:21:10.000
Then I'd say wrap it up, all right, wrap it
1368
01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:12.000
up on it sounds good.
1369
01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:14.119
Got a couple more of these Doom episodes for you,
1370
01:21:14.279 --> 01:21:16.760
So if you want some extra episodes, you can go
1371
01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:19.880
to Patreon dot com, Slash three Bristy podcast You want
1372
01:21:19.960 --> 01:21:22.199
some extra content, you can go to Instagram and TikTok
1373
01:21:22.199 --> 01:21:23.960
at three b D Podcasts, and if you want to
1374
01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:27.039
watch our beautiful faces you can do that at YouTube
1375
01:21:27.079 --> 01:21:28.359
three bit D Podcasts as well.
1376
01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:33.920
There definitely was an outfit change between no good. There
1377
01:21:33.960 --> 01:21:37.359
was no technical difficulties never, there's never any here once.
1378
01:21:38.600 --> 01:21:40.600
We're all good, one hundred percent all the time. That's right.
1379
01:21:40.960 --> 01:21:42.720
And if you want to email us your thoughts or
1380
01:21:42.760 --> 01:21:45.840
you know, if you happen to see a wardrobe change,
1381
01:21:46.159 --> 01:21:47.680
you can email us and let us know where it
1382
01:21:47.800 --> 01:21:50.199
was at three brisdy Podcasts. I'll spell do gmail dot
1383
01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:52.600
com and don't forget to like and subscribe, give a
1384
01:21:52.600 --> 01:21:55.239
five star rating wherever you're listening to and we'll catch
1385
01:21:55.239 --> 01:21:55.760
you next time.
1386
01:21:56.119 --> 01:21:58.560
Three Beirsdy Later Nerds, Drinka
1387
01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:00.319
Yah