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Speaker 1: Mark Simoney's back on seventeen wor.
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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful hey, warm summer like day to day. Hey, we got a lot to get to this hour. We'll get the Rodney dangerfield coming up, We'll get to Colbert and a whole lot. We'll get to twenty twenty eight. So, hey, the latest on Iran. You know, the President all weekend threatening Iran. They better get moving fast, he says, or they will be obliterated. Well, Iran just offered a new fourteen point peace proposal using Pakistan as the mediator. Again. They just offered up this fourteen point piece proposal. Then us looking through it right now, we'll see, but otherwise expect some expect some combat action, some bombing, some fighting within the next few days. If this proposal isn't isn't right now, all you've been hearing about, from al Gore to that little Greta Thunberg is that we're all gonna die. Climate change is gonna wipe us all out. That's going to be the end of the world. It'll get so hot, everything will melt, freeze, drop the ocean will You can go back and watch these videos. There's an ABC News story in two thousand and eight about how Manhattan will be underwater twenty fifteen or something like that. And get the al Gore film An Inconvenient Truth. It's about twenty years old. Now get this al Gore film and watch it now you'll laugh your head off. Everything he predicts is not only wrong, but the exact opposite happened. The glacier will be gone, the glacier is actually bigger. There'll be no more polar bears. There's actually more polar bears. Everything he predicted that film is wrong. But the leader of all this, the official body that runs all of this climate nonsense, is the UN Climate Committee. That's like the Academy of Motion Picture Arts ands like they're in charge. So the UN Climate Committee is now very quietly saying they've announced it very quietly that they were wrong about the climate alarmism nonsense. The green news scheme were called the IPCC worst case scenarios that included significant global temperature increases, sea level rises, global crop failures, even potential extinction events on the scale of dinosaurs. The two scenarios they had RCP eight point five and later SSP five DASH eight point five. That's the ones that projected the severe global warming outcomes. They came up with all these scientific sounding names. All right, They now admit that the scenarios are being phased out, that the researchers have concluded it no longer refered flex a plausible trajectory based on renewable energy growth, emission trends, and climate policies. They now admit for the twenty first century, this range is going to be a lot smaller than assessed before. So they're given up on this climate emergency nonsense. President Trump responded to this, it's the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world. In my opinion, all these predictions and many others, often for very bad reasons, were totally wrong. Now, the main reason they pushed to all of this nonsense was the Green scheme, and it was a real thing. It was to get money for their groups that they wanted to give money to. It was a good thing to use to change government policies, to change laws. It was a great thing to use to take more control over people and industries. But the official body that runs all of this now admitting they were wrong. It's all wrong. It's it's not anything like they claimed it would be. So there's no reason for the green scheme anymore, no reason to take total control of industries and all of that stuff. So, you know the problem with these socialists when they want to tax you to death, they start with it's just for the billionaires, it's just for the zillionaires, it's for the one percent, it's for the people over making over five million a year. You know. It starts that way. That's how they get it into action, and once it's there, they just lower the number every so often, so that affects everybody. You know, Biden would say, nobody make it under four hundred thousand dollars will be get a tax increase. Well, next thing you know, it's three hundred. Next thing you know, it's two hundred. So it's happening right now with this Pieta tear at tax, which is a ridiculous, preposterous tax that totally illogical, unethic and doesn't really bring in that much money. But you know what Hokeel did is she got everybody convinced to do this Pierre to tear at tax. It would only be for that's an apartment where you don't live in the city. It's just an apartment. You keep here to use occasionally. The idea was, it's only apartments five million or more. That's it, five million or more. We look at this now she's talking about going to lower it to one million. It was five million. I could see lowering it to four million. It's going to go from five million to one million. And she's talking about what a big increase that is. But if you lower it to one million, it hits just about every apartment in Manhattan Brooklyn, They're all one million up. So this is the con this is how it works. You talking about this five million dollar pieta tear at tax, and then once you get it in the language, once you get it there, you lower it to one million. It could expect it could affect about ten thousand homes. Lowering the cutoff is more and more ridiculous. Hokla, Mom, Donnie are also talking about just going crazy increasing property tax for everybody everybody, absolutely ridiculous. And at the same time they're cutting. You know, he brags about getting the budget done. There were cuts in there. He very quietly. They cut one hundred uniformed officers that patrol the parks, and one hundred is like one third of the uniformed people in the park. Well, a lot of people need protection. You need the officers in those parks. So he's gotten rid of one third of them very quietly. Hey, President Trump has taken out a big political enemy or two in the past, but this weekend he took out a big one. Bill Cassidy, the senator is gone. He was a big Republican, but a big Trump foe. He even voted for Trump's impeachment. And he's been there a senator for solid Republican senator. Well, President Trump went after him, targeted him when endorsed the opponent. Cassidy is out, barely got any votes in the Republican primary. Senator Thomas Massey is next. He will take him out next. They're already campaigning against him. These are It's one thing to oppost Trump on a certain bill, on a certain policy, but to vote for his impeachment you deserve to be taken out. So Massey, out of all the Republicans that vote in that primary, mass he only got about twenty four percent of I mean that Cassidy only got about twenty four percent of them. So a big sitting Republican senator didn't even come close to winning a primary. It's the first time this has ever happened to a sitting US senator, so that Trump coattails are very very strong at the moment. If people always say, why don't they go after George Soros, why don't they go after you know, a lot of this stuff with the socialist getting elected, with these crazy left wing das that won't put anybody in jail. This is all orchestrated and funded by evil billionaires. George Soros is the poster boy for all of this, but there's others. There's Neville Roy Singman who's been funding a lot of this crap. He funds these evil left wing kooks so they can run. He funds the riots, he funds the protesters. He's tough to touch because he's in Singapore. He does it from over there. Soros is here, easier to touch. They keep talking about it. I hope they'll actually do this, but they're talking about going after Soros because it's not just Alvin Bragg here in New York. Soros lives here in New York. But he's funded like twenty six of these crazy left wing district attorneys and gotten them elected. And if you want to get a district attorney elected. It's pretty cheap. Those aren't expensive races. You know, if you can give him a couple million, you can win a DA's race with a couple millions. So he's done this in twenty six cities, put in lunatics who let all the crimminals out, and a lot of attorneys like Adershowitz, people like that have said, get this guy on trial, ask him. Why are you funding people in other states that have nothing to do with you. What's your purpose here? So President Trump now talking about really going after Soros, and.
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Speaker 1: We're going to look into saus because I think it's a reco case against him and other people.
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Speaker 3: Because this is more than like protests. This is real agitation.
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Speaker 2: This is riots on the street. Now, that'll be great if that happens. What about twenty twenty eight. You got all these people making noise, Gavin Newsom, you got a lot of them. Now, Kamala Harris looks like she's running in twenty twenty eight again, possible she is. Sometimes you do that just to get yourself some jobs and some contracts and some deals. If they think you're going to be president, they'd love to put you on the board or pay you some money. Buddha j Edge, the most untalented guy with the thinnest resume ever he wants to run. Now, what about all that redistricting that's going to hurt democrats BOTHA Jedge.
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Speaker 1: Last month you called Republican efforts to redistrict cheating.
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Speaker 3: Are Democrats also cheating?
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Speaker 2: Well, let's be very clear.
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Speaker 1: About what's going on right now, which is a systematic effort to dismantle black political representation in the House of Representatives.
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Speaker 2: Now, of course that's ridiculous, that's not what it is. But here's the problem. If these Buddha Jedge type Democrats keep pushing the race card, you know want, in doubt play the race card. But if they make race such a big issue, well that's going to help Kamala Harris get the nomination. If they keep pushing this race stuff, how are you going to not have Kamala Harris be the nominee. It's a Republican dream to have her be the nominee all over again. And remember what a bumbling, ridiculous candidate she was and how many gaffes and bad interviews and disastrous debates she did. But also remember the twenty twenty four race was like eleven weeks for her. It was just a race. Remember she was given the nomination at the last second, only had a few weeks to run. This would be different. She'd have to get the nomination very early. She'd have to run in the primary, so this would be like a year of running. She made enough gaps in ten weeks, imagine fifty two weeks. How many gaps and how many bad interviews. So if they keep pushing this and they end up with her, it is going to be disastrous. Now you'll have other people jump in there and try. You'll have the Corey Bookers and all the low IQ types run. Trump calls them democrats and certainly Actually that's the other thing with Kamala Harris, she's like the most famous democrat of all. Hey, this is the final week of Colbert. He goes away Thursday night. If you watched that, you ever watched that? Idiot? John Oliver with his twelve viewers on HBO, did a gushing tribute to Colbert Kimmel the same thing, fallin the same thing. In fact, all these guys fallon and Kimmel will run reruns on Thursday night so as not to compete with the final show of Colbert, it's going to be apparently they're planning a real angry, bitter, ti rate of a show Thursday Night. It's going to be an ugly and nasty attack on Trump on CBS, on half of America. Just an angry, nasty, vicious show. Now you'll notice he's been fired with six months notice or more. You'll notice nobody has come forward to offer him a job. Have you ever read anything about NABC saying will take them, NBC, will take them, HBO, Netflix, nobody's offered him anything. So we'll see what happens when he goes off the air. He'll probably end up doing a Conan O'Brien type podcast. Maybe he'll be able to con HBO or somebody into giving him a once a week Bill Maher type deal, but I doubt it. You know, he's he's going off the air because it loses money. He's going to tell you on Thursday that he's going off the air because of political pressure from the Trump administration. Well, it wouldn't take any political pressure. His show loses forty to fifty million a year. Who the hell would keep it on the air. In fact, political pressure probably kept it on the last few years. Why did they stick with a show losing forty to fifty million a year with no ratings. But Thursday night'll be the final night. Hey, you know about Eurovision. Eurovision is the biggest television show in the world every year. It's all over the world. We don't see it here in America, but Eurovision is all the countries of Europe and it's a big It's like an American idol on steroids. It's a monster show. Hundreds of millions of people, maybe a billion people watch it. And if you win Eurovision the talent contest, you're on your way to superstart him. A lot of people came out of Eurovision. That's where they were discovered, Abba, Celine Dion, many more so. Guess who won this year? Dara Bulgarian, first time a Bulgarian entry one. But Dara's the winner of Eurovision this year. That sounds great to me, But what do I know? Doesn't sound so great to me. But by the end of the summer, expect to hear on Z one hundred or somewhere again. A lot of big names have come out of a Eurovision. Hey, we'll take some calls next eight hundred three to two one zero seven ten is the number eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
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Speaker 1: You're ahead of the game just for being here. Heyce marks themone on seven tenor.
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Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number eight hundred three two one zero seven ten. Hey, Michael, the Michael movie. Michael Jackson the movie back at number one. Knocked out the Devilwares product that had been number one for a while. This Michael movie big success. It's heading towards a billion dollars. It's going to make a billion dollars very soon. Let's take some calls. Let's go to Joanne and Florida. Joanne, how you doing?
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Speaker 3: H Ri Mark doing well? So I had a question for you because you're so knowledgeable.
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Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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Speaker 4: How come we're only called racist when we didn't vote for Kamala, but yet no one was called a racist when they didn't vote for the women who ran in Virginia women.
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Speaker 3: I think her name is Winston Earl Sears, who's a brilliant black woman.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you have one person say the people in Virginia were racist.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh, well, that's why they call it playing the race card, dealing it from the bottom of the deck. It's uh, it's it's only used as a weapon.
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Speaker 3: Uh, it's against Republican blacks.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, listen. It's the double standard, the hypocrisy Democrats are famous for. That's their trademark, that double standard, total hypocrisy on everything. Where are you in Florida?
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Speaker 3: The villages? We've spoken before.
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Speaker 2: Oh, and what do you do there in the villages all day? Shuffle boarder, pickle ball, anything I want? So I hear these stories about the villages that all these old old men are running around sleeping with all these old women. Is that really going down there?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 3: I hear the old men and sleeping with the young women.
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Speaker 2: Oh, but apparently there's a social disease problem in the villages and other where. You've heard that, right, I've heard it.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. You know, I'm married and I'm not looking for anybody else. Well you're Yeah, when someone's husband passed the way and another man tries to date them, we say they're just looking for a nurse and a purse.
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Speaker 2: All right, I like that. But there's a that would be a great soap opera about the villages nobody wants to watch a cast that old. But all right, thanks for calling. Let's go to John and Queen's John. How you doing all right?
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Speaker 1: I'm doing good.
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Speaker 5: I want to talk to you about Columbia. You think Colbier is going to be back on.
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Speaker 2: The ever again Colbert back on the air on broadcast TV. No, he loses too much money, too low rated.
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Speaker 1: No, I like to see him back on their I don't know about the new show, notts take to this place.
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Speaker 2: Why do you want to see him back?
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Speaker 1: Well, the new show. I don't like the new show, not much.
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Speaker 2: You didn't even see it yet.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a couple of ree shows.
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Speaker 2: But you like Colbert. You're a Colbert fan.
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Speaker 1: I like Colbier.
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Speaker 2: Yeah you don't think he's a little angry, vicious, one sided? No, No, I like Cormbier a lot. Okay, Well, if anybody's.
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Speaker 5: Ever won, I watched he was good too.
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Speaker 2: If you're wondering who the hell would watch Colbert, it's this guy. That's the guy.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 2: The new show replacing it is Byron Allen, who's been producing the show. While it's a bunch of you have watched Gutfeld. It's kind of a Gutfeld, it's going to be a bunch of comedians and chairs all making jokes about stuff. Now. Byron Allen has said there will be no politics on the show, nothing political, nothing topical. They'll be making a million jokes about everything, but nothing political, nothing topical. Byron Allen is the comedian who became a billionaire through very smart business decisions, and this is a very smart business decision. Why well, nothing topical, nothing political. It means these shows can go into reruns forever. Nothing will get outdated. Their wife jokes, you know, mother in law jokes, those kind of jokes, jokes about their kids. It is not going to be topical. They'll make a fortune rerunning these things forever and ever. It's also cheap. Colbert's expensive. You got a big orchestra, you got two hundred people in the audience, you gotta bands coming in, you gotta have a huge crew. There's one hundred and twenty people in the crew. Is like Guttfeld, which has a staff of like twelve, you know, it's it's five or six chairs and the tiny audience. And that's it. So it'll debut. I guess Friday, Yeah, Colbert Go's f Thursday The Byron Allen Shows Ready to go. It will debut Friday night. Let's go to Lou and Union, New Jersey. Lou, how you doing?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? How you doing? Simon?
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Speaker 2: I've been listening to Stun and there's a lot of commercials on his radio show. Who how It's done? Yeah? Not a lot.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
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Speaker 2: It's not a lot. He does like forty minute segments without a break. Well, there's a lot of in his contract. Is there a gain much less money? Yeah, much much less money. He's resigned. It looked like he wouldn't be resigned. He resigned for another I think it's three years for a lot less money, but the dealers will do a lot less work. He went from five days to four days in one contract. Then when they cut him again, he went to three days. And he also goes from you know, forty five weeks a year to like thirty five. So this new contract figure one or two days a week, twenty five weeks a year. He won't be on that much, but they got a huge archive so they can keep running those reruns. Let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn. Vincent, how you doing.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, Mark, Good morning, Mara, Marra. Your phone is still broke. Get it fixed. Mark. In regards to this, Pierre Tax, a former guest who would come on your show a lot. Jake Novak this weekend said that when Newsom and the mayor of San Francisco tried this out there, it was ruled un constitutional on the grounds on the equal protection clause. Because just because I live out out of state and I happen to own a second house in New York City, what difference is it for New York. Let's say I own a house in Pennsylvania and in New York, and I spent more time in Pennsylvania. You can't tax me more money just because I don't live at No.
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Speaker 2: It's a good point. I think that's absolutely true. Somebody's got to take this to court. I don't think it won't hold up in court. How much you're in your apartment can't be the basis for.
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Speaker 5: Taxing well, Jake Novak, he had said that they already tried this in San Francisco, and the Supreme Court out there shout it down. What they do do in New York, Mark is if a home is your private, primary residence, and that's because you're in there, you're keeping your eye on it, you're keeping more people own the homes and living them to keeping the block safer. They'll give you a break on your first house if you live in it with your school taxes. Yeah they'll get but not on your second house. That's the only thing they'll do.
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Speaker 2: But they Yeah, you're right. I think this ends up in court and gets overturned because it's just for I mean, if a person buys an apartment here and they don't actually live here, there's saving us a lot of trouble. You can't text the more. It's absolutely right, Vincent, thanks for calling. You know, there's some people buy an apartment in there. In that apartment every night of the year, there's other people in the building buy an apartment. You know, older people that retired. They travel all the time. They're always on a trip, they're on a cruise. So half the time they're not in the apartment. You can't tax them differently based on that. Hey, coming up next to Jackie Martlin, the great comedian, we're gonna talk about Rodney Dangerfield. We touched on this last time, but if you Rodney has become quite the YouTube star now. His videos are all over the place and Instagram star the real Rodney. The real Rodney is a fascinating case. We'll take a look at that in a moment. On seven to ten, wor give woor a bre said on the iHeartRadio app to hear Marx Simone.
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Speaker 1: And all the wr hosts in an instance.
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Speaker 3: Now back to the Marximo Show on wor.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it's got beautiful day to day. It's gonna be like near ninety degree. He's a sunny day. It's gonna be ninety five tomorrow. It's gonna be like ninety three on Wedterday. Then it gets cold. Well for this time of year, it's gonna be like in the seventy then it's sixty, then it's in the fifties one day, but it's Memorial Day weekend coming up? Is that the right number? We got him? Oh okay, I'm gonna talk to Jackie Martling in just a second, the great comedian and I don't forget Buck and Clay will be here at noon today. They do a great show every day at twelve noon and Sean Hannity right after that. He was on the China trip with the President the whole three four days. So he'll tell the inside story of what happened there. That should be pretty interesting. What happened with Jackie? Can't get him? No, the phone keeps dropping. Cell phones now, in the good old days, if you went back and listened to talk radio twenty years ago, it was a landline and everything sounded perfect, everything was connected perfectly. But hey, we got him. Jackie Martling is actually going to be appearing a bunch of appearances August fifteenth. By the way, He'll be at Soul Joel's at Sunnybrook Potsdown, Pennsylvania. But the big thing is this Saturday night is a Memorial Day weekend. This Saturday night, Jackie Martling Rich Harkaway will be at Rodney's. Now, this is sixty first and first. That's the old Dangerfields. It was Rodney Dangerfield's Club Dangerfields for a million years. It's reopened, says as Rodney's. Jackie Martlin will be appearing there Saturday night, and he's with us right now. Jackie Martling, how you doing.
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Speaker 1: I'm doing great, man, I am looking for you know the last time I was actually at Rodney's club. Last time was at danger Fields. I was auditioning for Bill Bogg's comedy Tonight. Do you remember that yeah, nineteen eighty five.
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Speaker 2: Well, I was in Dangerfields all the time. Millions of nights at Dangerfields. That was a great comedy club and Sunday everybody in the business would go hang out there. And Tony Bovaco was the partner with Rodney. He was the real owner. And they don't make clubs like that. The old Dangerfields at the Maitre d had a tuxedo, they had a trio, they had singers besides the comedians. There's nothing like that right then.
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Speaker 1: The waiters were like old time New York City waiters with the you know, with the napkin on their arm, and they were rude and it was just so much fun, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, even back in the good old days, like Catcherizing Star. People don't realize they had a piano player and it'd be comedians and singers would perform there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a whole damn show.
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Speaker 2: You know, it was so fun.
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Speaker 1: I want to tell you so, you know, I've been doing commercials for this pot place out here on Long Island, Long Island Cannabis Club. And when I was with Rodney in the nineteen eight you know, we did a lot of drugs and a lot of drinking and everything. And one of the funniest things, especially now with pot being so legal, we were at the beheamar in his penthouse suite in Fort Lauderdale, and we're in his room and we're out on his balcony smoking a joint and his sixteen year old daughter came in and she sniffed and she went, Daddy, you know, don't bug me, Melody, don't bug me. I said, do you realize your sixteen year old daughter just caught you smoking pot? It's supposed to be exactly the opposite.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, Jackie Marley, let's talk about the real Rodney, because everybody loves him and we love him too. We're not trying to put him down. But everybody looked at him and he was seemed like a grandfatherly type of wonderful man. But in the real Rodney was a rough sort of a character. Was drugs.
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Speaker 1: No, No, he was a very very nice guy. Was to laugh a minute guy, you know, he was. He was really that down, down trodden guy that he just didn't laugh a lot. But he's always really nice to everybody and very generous.
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Speaker 2: He was a oh yeah, no, but I'm saying he wasn't sitting at home reading the newspaper like.
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Speaker 1: Wow, he is a wild man, a wild wild men.
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Speaker 2: There were drugs, there were women, hookers, there was everything going on the truth.
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Speaker 1: Yes all. When I was with him, I would say, we checked every box. Well, I'm gonna be there this Saturday night. I'm looking forward to it. I also, I also just booked a cruise. Me and two of the Long Island comedians are going to do the Long Island communit Reunion Cruise from Fort Lauderdale starting on my birthday in February. I never did one of those, like a week of you know, telling jokes and hanging out with the crowd, and it's already half sold out, like I've never pursued it before, and I just kind of stumbled into it. So I'm I'm very psyched, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's a good thing. And a lot of comedians now play the big, big cruise ships. It's like the floating Las Vegas showrooms and you play these cruise ships.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, they've never hired me because I was too dirty. Somehow they got me my own boat so I can say whatever I want, Hey, are you gonna get.
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Speaker 2: Here that way? You're gonna be at Rodney's this Saturday night. It's the old Dangerfields. I haven't been in there. Does it look the same or they redo it?
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Speaker 1: From what I could tell, it looks exactly the same. You know they were It's been going for a while. You know. The last time I was in there, before the time with Comedy tonight was I was sitting there in the audience when Rodney recorded No Respect, which was his first LP in nineteen eighty, a long time ago. But I'm sure it looks the same. It was set up perfectly. It was a perfect comedy club, you know, really dark, good sound system, nice sliding on the stage. You know it'll be great.
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Speaker 2: They got to bring back remember the major D, Bobby, the big tough matre d.
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Speaker 1: I think they're still trying to dig a hole to bury him. He was so big.
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Speaker 2: Number Teddy, the bartender who was there for a million years.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Asian Asian guy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to bring it.
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Speaker 1: Well, Tony's still alive. I see if I could rustle him up to come and he's like ninety three or something.
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Speaker 2: Oh, he's a great guy who lives in Long Island. Tony Bovako was the guy that ran Dangerfields. And it was quite a club. And remember that was the big prom club that would prompt season. There'd be a million white lemons.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the comedians hated that. When the kids came in at four o'clock in the morning, dead drunk and throwing stuff at him. It was a hell gig, you know. And I think it was like forty bucks. I mean, you know, God, I was lucky enough to sidestep that.
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Speaker 5: Alright, let there some jokes, all right, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: So a guy is just waking up from anesthesia and his wife is sitting there looking at him, and he blinks and he says, it is so beautiful, and then he falls back asleep and she stays there and a couple of minutes later he opens his eyes again and he says, you're cute. She says, what happened the beautiful? He says, the anesthesia is wearing off. So why is the middle part of a woman called a waste? I hate to ask why because you can sit another boobs there. So three three criminals are in front of a cross eyed judge. Three criminals are in front of a cross eyed judge. The cross eyed judge says, the first guy, how do you plead? The second guy says, not guilty. The judge looks at him and says, I wasn't talking to you. The third guy says, I didn't say anything. So a guy comes in, Oh, oh, yeah, I was choked. A lady comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female dwarf. She says there two weeks ago. Oh, you promise me you'll never cheat on me again. He says, well, honey, you must admit I'm tapering off. So A guy says to his friend, last year for our anniversary, I took my wife to Alaska. His friend says, what are you going to do this year? He says, I'm thinking I might go back and get her. Here's one you won't like. Why should you never circumcise a camel?
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Speaker 2: Why see, I have a place to.
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Speaker 1: Put your gum in a sandstorm?
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Speaker 2: Whoa?
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Speaker 1: So a guy knocks on the door and the kid answers. Guy says, kid, where's your mother? He says, she's out back getting an homored a goat. The guy can't believe it. They go out back and sure enough, there's the kid's mother and she's getting it hom with a goat. He says, kid. Doesn't that bother you?
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Speaker 2: He says, nah, Hey, so go see Jackie. He's going to be what used to be danger Fields. It's now called Rodney's. It's this Saturday Night, This Saturday night. It's gonna be Labor Day Weekend, eight o'clock Saturday night, and it's one show for the.
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Speaker 1: Royal Day weekend.
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Speaker 2: You're getting old, Oh, Memorial Day weekend, Memorial Day WEEKNDK.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't rob me out of the summer for Christ's sake.
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, this Saturday Memorial the weekend, Saturday Night, Rodney's used to be Dangerfields. It's sixty first and first. That's gonna be quite nice. And it's good to go back there. It's good to see somebody who really played the real Dangerfields too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. And my opening act Rich Harkaway, like he played there a long time ago. So it's like a whole coming home thing. And know a lot of old fires are coming, you know, a whole bunch of people. So I'm looking forward to it.
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Speaker 2: Big show Saturday Night, Rodney's. Go online you can get all the information. What's your website. It's jokeland dot com.
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Speaker 1: Joke land dot com. And you can, all right, So I got one more for you. So an old couple's having trouble remembering things, so the doctor tells him they should start writing notes to help them remember. So one night they're watching TV and the old guy gets up and his wife says, hey, go and he said, I'm going to the kitchen. She says, will you get me some vanilla ice cream? He's all right, She said, don't you think you should write it down? I don't have to write it down vanilla ice cream. She said, well, back, did I have some strawberries and whipped cream on it? He's all right, don't they get it? Write it down? He's I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. Twenty minutes later, he walks in the hands or a plate of bacon and eggs. She says, you forgot my toast. Hello to the boys at Bayville Seafood. It is Memorial Day weekend. I already ordered forty pounds of shrip. It's going to be a great weekend.
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Speaker 2: Mark all right, Well, go see Jackie Martling. It's this Saturday night. He's going to be at Rodney's. That's the club. That was Dangerfields. It's now Rodney's sixty first and first go see him there and go to his website Jokeland dot com. Jackie Martling, thanks for being with.
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Speaker 1: Us, Dag you Mark. I appreciate it all right.
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Speaker 2: Take care, hey, Buck and Clay. Noon today I'm going to be listening to Sean Hanny. I want to hear all I mean do was the official stuff from the China trip, the interview with the President, all these. I want to hear the inside details about everything that happening in China, the hotel, the plane, all this. That'll be tonight three o'clock. Right here on seven to ten WR. And don't forget, Curtis is back every morning. Every morning. It's Curtis Leiwa and Larry Menty right here seven to ten w OR. You're listening to Mark Demosha, you are well. Hey. The Luigi Manjioni trial is going on. Prosecutors won a big victory today. His attorneys were trying to get things thrown out, like the gun, the manifesto in the backpack, arguing the search was illegal, all that sort of stuff, but judge ruled in the prosecutor's favor. The jurors will get to see the three D printed pistol and the alleged manifesto found in his backpack. So that's a big, big legal victory for the prosecutors. Now, I don't know how this guy beats the case because in Manhattan we have surveillance cameras on every inch of every street. You can see the video of him shooting the healthcare ceo. You can see the video of him fleeing. It's right across the street, right over there. He fled through that alley there between the two buildings. So this should be a pretty easy conviction. Trial could drag out for a while. The Iranian president now admitting they never actually said it out loud, but he's now admitting Iran has suffered tremendous disharm, tremendous damage. Let's talk about us going back in. And apparently when we do go back it could happen this week. It'll be it's being described as full throttle, full throttle. They will take out a lot of stuff in Iran. Hey we're out of time, but don't go away. Buck and Clay are here next. And then, as I said, Sean Hannity, who was on the trip, with the President. Listen to him at three today. He'll give you the whole inside scoop about what happened. I'll be back tomorrow ten to noon. I'll talk to you then seven ten w
Speaker 1: Mark Simoney's back on seventeen wor.
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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful hey, warm summer like day to day. Hey, we got a lot to get to this hour. We'll get the Rodney dangerfield coming up, We'll get to Colbert and a whole lot. We'll get to twenty twenty eight. So, hey, the latest on Iran. You know, the President all weekend threatening Iran. They better get moving fast, he says, or they will be obliterated. Well, Iran just offered a new fourteen point peace proposal using Pakistan as the mediator. Again. They just offered up this fourteen point piece proposal. Then us looking through it right now, we'll see, but otherwise expect some expect some combat action, some bombing, some fighting within the next few days. If this proposal isn't isn't right now, all you've been hearing about, from al Gore to that little Greta Thunberg is that we're all gonna die. Climate change is gonna wipe us all out. That's going to be the end of the world. It'll get so hot, everything will melt, freeze, drop the ocean will You can go back and watch these videos. There's an ABC News story in two thousand and eight about how Manhattan will be underwater twenty fifteen or something like that. And get the al Gore film An Inconvenient Truth. It's about twenty years old. Now get this al Gore film and watch it now you'll laugh your head off. Everything he predicts is not only wrong, but the exact opposite happened. The glacier will be gone, the glacier is actually bigger. There'll be no more polar bears. There's actually more polar bears. Everything he predicted that film is wrong. But the leader of all this, the official body that runs all of this climate nonsense, is the UN Climate Committee. That's like the Academy of Motion Picture Arts ands like they're in charge. So the UN Climate Committee is now very quietly saying they've announced it very quietly that they were wrong about the climate alarmism nonsense. The green news scheme were called the IPCC worst case scenarios that included significant global temperature increases, sea level rises, global crop failures, even potential extinction events on the scale of dinosaurs. The two scenarios they had RCP eight point five and later SSP five DASH eight point five. That's the ones that projected the severe global warming outcomes. They came up with all these scientific sounding names. All right, They now admit that the scenarios are being phased out, that the researchers have concluded it no longer refered flex a plausible trajectory based on renewable energy growth, emission trends, and climate policies. They now admit for the twenty first century, this range is going to be a lot smaller than assessed before. So they're given up on this climate emergency nonsense. President Trump responded to this, it's the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world. In my opinion, all these predictions and many others, often for very bad reasons, were totally wrong. Now, the main reason they pushed to all of this nonsense was the Green scheme, and it was a real thing. It was to get money for their groups that they wanted to give money to. It was a good thing to use to change government policies, to change laws. It was a great thing to use to take more control over people and industries. But the official body that runs all of this now admitting they were wrong. It's all wrong. It's it's not anything like they claimed it would be. So there's no reason for the green scheme anymore, no reason to take total control of industries and all of that stuff. So, you know the problem with these socialists when they want to tax you to death, they start with it's just for the billionaires, it's just for the zillionaires, it's for the one percent, it's for the people over making over five million a year. You know. It starts that way. That's how they get it into action, and once it's there, they just lower the number every so often, so that affects everybody. You know, Biden would say, nobody make it under four hundred thousand dollars will be get a tax increase. Well, next thing you know, it's three hundred. Next thing you know, it's two hundred. So it's happening right now with this Pieta tear at tax, which is a ridiculous, preposterous tax that totally illogical, unethic and doesn't really bring in that much money. But you know what Hokeel did is she got everybody convinced to do this Pierre to tear at tax. It would only be for that's an apartment where you don't live in the city. It's just an apartment. You keep here to use occasionally. The idea was, it's only apartments five million or more. That's it, five million or more. We look at this now she's talking about going to lower it to one million. It was five million. I could see lowering it to four million. It's going to go from five million to one million. And she's talking about what a big increase that is. But if you lower it to one million, it hits just about every apartment in Manhattan Brooklyn, They're all one million up. So this is the con this is how it works. You talking about this five million dollar pieta tear at tax, and then once you get it in the language, once you get it there, you lower it to one million. It could expect it could affect about ten thousand homes. Lowering the cutoff is more and more ridiculous. Hokla, Mom, Donnie are also talking about just going crazy increasing property tax for everybody everybody, absolutely ridiculous. And at the same time they're cutting. You know, he brags about getting the budget done. There were cuts in there. He very quietly. They cut one hundred uniformed officers that patrol the parks, and one hundred is like one third of the uniformed people in the park. Well, a lot of people need protection. You need the officers in those parks. So he's gotten rid of one third of them very quietly. Hey, President Trump has taken out a big political enemy or two in the past, but this weekend he took out a big one. Bill Cassidy, the senator is gone. He was a big Republican, but a big Trump foe. He even voted for Trump's impeachment. And he's been there a senator for solid Republican senator. Well, President Trump went after him, targeted him when endorsed the opponent. Cassidy is out, barely got any votes in the Republican primary. Senator Thomas Massey is next. He will take him out next. They're already campaigning against him. These are It's one thing to oppost Trump on a certain bill, on a certain policy, but to vote for his impeachment you deserve to be taken out. So Massey, out of all the Republicans that vote in that primary, mass he only got about twenty four percent of I mean that Cassidy only got about twenty four percent of them. So a big sitting Republican senator didn't even come close to winning a primary. It's the first time this has ever happened to a sitting US senator, so that Trump coattails are very very strong at the moment. If people always say, why don't they go after George Soros, why don't they go after you know, a lot of this stuff with the socialist getting elected, with these crazy left wing das that won't put anybody in jail. This is all orchestrated and funded by evil billionaires. George Soros is the poster boy for all of this, but there's others. There's Neville Roy Singman who's been funding a lot of this crap. He funds these evil left wing kooks so they can run. He funds the riots, he funds the protesters. He's tough to touch because he's in Singapore. He does it from over there. Soros is here, easier to touch. They keep talking about it. I hope they'll actually do this, but they're talking about going after Soros because it's not just Alvin Bragg here in New York. Soros lives here in New York. But he's funded like twenty six of these crazy left wing district attorneys and gotten them elected. And if you want to get a district attorney elected. It's pretty cheap. Those aren't expensive races. You know, if you can give him a couple million, you can win a DA's race with a couple millions. So he's done this in twenty six cities, put in lunatics who let all the crimminals out, and a lot of attorneys like Adershowitz, people like that have said, get this guy on trial, ask him. Why are you funding people in other states that have nothing to do with you. What's your purpose here? So President Trump now talking about really going after Soros, and.
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Speaker 1: We're going to look into saus because I think it's a reco case against him and other people.
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Speaker 3: Because this is more than like protests. This is real agitation.
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Speaker 2: This is riots on the street. Now, that'll be great if that happens. What about twenty twenty eight. You got all these people making noise, Gavin Newsom, you got a lot of them. Now, Kamala Harris looks like she's running in twenty twenty eight again, possible she is. Sometimes you do that just to get yourself some jobs and some contracts and some deals. If they think you're going to be president, they'd love to put you on the board or pay you some money. Buddha j Edge, the most untalented guy with the thinnest resume ever he wants to run. Now, what about all that redistricting that's going to hurt democrats BOTHA Jedge.
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Speaker 1: Last month you called Republican efforts to redistrict cheating.
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Speaker 3: Are Democrats also cheating?
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Speaker 2: Well, let's be very clear.
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Speaker 1: About what's going on right now, which is a systematic effort to dismantle black political representation in the House of Representatives.
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Speaker 2: Now, of course that's ridiculous, that's not what it is. But here's the problem. If these Buddha Jedge type Democrats keep pushing the race card, you know want, in doubt play the race card. But if they make race such a big issue, well that's going to help Kamala Harris get the nomination. If they keep pushing this race stuff, how are you going to not have Kamala Harris be the nominee. It's a Republican dream to have her be the nominee all over again. And remember what a bumbling, ridiculous candidate she was and how many gaffes and bad interviews and disastrous debates she did. But also remember the twenty twenty four race was like eleven weeks for her. It was just a race. Remember she was given the nomination at the last second, only had a few weeks to run. This would be different. She'd have to get the nomination very early. She'd have to run in the primary, so this would be like a year of running. She made enough gaps in ten weeks, imagine fifty two weeks. How many gaps and how many bad interviews. So if they keep pushing this and they end up with her, it is going to be disastrous. Now you'll have other people jump in there and try. You'll have the Corey Bookers and all the low IQ types run. Trump calls them democrats and certainly Actually that's the other thing with Kamala Harris, she's like the most famous democrat of all. Hey, this is the final week of Colbert. He goes away Thursday night. If you watched that, you ever watched that? Idiot? John Oliver with his twelve viewers on HBO, did a gushing tribute to Colbert Kimmel the same thing, fallin the same thing. In fact, all these guys fallon and Kimmel will run reruns on Thursday night so as not to compete with the final show of Colbert, it's going to be apparently they're planning a real angry, bitter, ti rate of a show Thursday Night. It's going to be an ugly and nasty attack on Trump on CBS, on half of America. Just an angry, nasty, vicious show. Now you'll notice he's been fired with six months notice or more. You'll notice nobody has come forward to offer him a job. Have you ever read anything about NABC saying will take them, NBC, will take them, HBO, Netflix, nobody's offered him anything. So we'll see what happens when he goes off the air. He'll probably end up doing a Conan O'Brien type podcast. Maybe he'll be able to con HBO or somebody into giving him a once a week Bill Maher type deal, but I doubt it. You know, he's he's going off the air because it loses money. He's going to tell you on Thursday that he's going off the air because of political pressure from the Trump administration. Well, it wouldn't take any political pressure. His show loses forty to fifty million a year. Who the hell would keep it on the air. In fact, political pressure probably kept it on the last few years. Why did they stick with a show losing forty to fifty million a year with no ratings. But Thursday night'll be the final night. Hey, you know about Eurovision. Eurovision is the biggest television show in the world every year. It's all over the world. We don't see it here in America, but Eurovision is all the countries of Europe and it's a big It's like an American idol on steroids. It's a monster show. Hundreds of millions of people, maybe a billion people watch it. And if you win Eurovision the talent contest, you're on your way to superstart him. A lot of people came out of Eurovision. That's where they were discovered, Abba, Celine Dion, many more so. Guess who won this year? Dara Bulgarian, first time a Bulgarian entry one. But Dara's the winner of Eurovision this year. That sounds great to me, But what do I know? Doesn't sound so great to me. But by the end of the summer, expect to hear on Z one hundred or somewhere again. A lot of big names have come out of a Eurovision. Hey, we'll take some calls next eight hundred three to two one zero seven ten is the number eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
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Speaker 1: You're ahead of the game just for being here. Heyce marks themone on seven tenor.
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Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number eight hundred three two one zero seven ten. Hey, Michael, the Michael movie. Michael Jackson the movie back at number one. Knocked out the Devilwares product that had been number one for a while. This Michael movie big success. It's heading towards a billion dollars. It's going to make a billion dollars very soon. Let's take some calls. Let's go to Joanne and Florida. Joanne, how you doing?
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Speaker 3: H Ri Mark doing well? So I had a question for you because you're so knowledgeable.
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Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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Speaker 4: How come we're only called racist when we didn't vote for Kamala, but yet no one was called a racist when they didn't vote for the women who ran in Virginia women.
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Speaker 3: I think her name is Winston Earl Sears, who's a brilliant black woman.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you have one person say the people in Virginia were racist.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh, well, that's why they call it playing the race card, dealing it from the bottom of the deck. It's uh, it's it's only used as a weapon.
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Speaker 3: Uh, it's against Republican blacks.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, listen. It's the double standard, the hypocrisy Democrats are famous for. That's their trademark, that double standard, total hypocrisy on everything. Where are you in Florida?
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Speaker 3: The villages? We've spoken before.
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Speaker 2: Oh, and what do you do there in the villages all day? Shuffle boarder, pickle ball, anything I want? So I hear these stories about the villages that all these old old men are running around sleeping with all these old women. Is that really going down there?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 3: I hear the old men and sleeping with the young women.
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Speaker 2: Oh, but apparently there's a social disease problem in the villages and other where. You've heard that, right, I've heard it.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. You know, I'm married and I'm not looking for anybody else. Well you're Yeah, when someone's husband passed the way and another man tries to date them, we say they're just looking for a nurse and a purse.
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Speaker 2: All right, I like that. But there's a that would be a great soap opera about the villages nobody wants to watch a cast that old. But all right, thanks for calling. Let's go to John and Queen's John. How you doing all right?
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Speaker 1: I'm doing good.
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Speaker 5: I want to talk to you about Columbia. You think Colbier is going to be back on.
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Speaker 2: The ever again Colbert back on the air on broadcast TV. No, he loses too much money, too low rated.
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Speaker 1: No, I like to see him back on their I don't know about the new show, notts take to this place.
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Speaker 2: Why do you want to see him back?
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Speaker 1: Well, the new show. I don't like the new show, not much.
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Speaker 2: You didn't even see it yet.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a couple of ree shows.
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Speaker 2: But you like Colbert. You're a Colbert fan.
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Speaker 1: I like Colbier.
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Speaker 2: Yeah you don't think he's a little angry, vicious, one sided? No, No, I like Cormbier a lot. Okay, Well, if anybody's.
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Speaker 5: Ever won, I watched he was good too.
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Speaker 2: If you're wondering who the hell would watch Colbert, it's this guy. That's the guy.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 2: The new show replacing it is Byron Allen, who's been producing the show. While it's a bunch of you have watched Gutfeld. It's kind of a Gutfeld, it's going to be a bunch of comedians and chairs all making jokes about stuff. Now. Byron Allen has said there will be no politics on the show, nothing political, nothing topical. They'll be making a million jokes about everything, but nothing political, nothing topical. Byron Allen is the comedian who became a billionaire through very smart business decisions, and this is a very smart business decision. Why well, nothing topical, nothing political. It means these shows can go into reruns forever. Nothing will get outdated. Their wife jokes, you know, mother in law jokes, those kind of jokes, jokes about their kids. It is not going to be topical. They'll make a fortune rerunning these things forever and ever. It's also cheap. Colbert's expensive. You got a big orchestra, you got two hundred people in the audience, you gotta bands coming in, you gotta have a huge crew. There's one hundred and twenty people in the crew. Is like Guttfeld, which has a staff of like twelve, you know, it's it's five or six chairs and the tiny audience. And that's it. So it'll debut. I guess Friday, Yeah, Colbert Go's f Thursday The Byron Allen Shows Ready to go. It will debut Friday night. Let's go to Lou and Union, New Jersey. Lou, how you doing?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? How you doing? Simon?
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Speaker 2: I've been listening to Stun and there's a lot of commercials on his radio show. Who how It's done? Yeah? Not a lot.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
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Speaker 2: It's not a lot. He does like forty minute segments without a break. Well, there's a lot of in his contract. Is there a gain much less money? Yeah, much much less money. He's resigned. It looked like he wouldn't be resigned. He resigned for another I think it's three years for a lot less money, but the dealers will do a lot less work. He went from five days to four days in one contract. Then when they cut him again, he went to three days. And he also goes from you know, forty five weeks a year to like thirty five. So this new contract figure one or two days a week, twenty five weeks a year. He won't be on that much, but they got a huge archive so they can keep running those reruns. Let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn. Vincent, how you doing.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, Mark, Good morning, Mara, Marra. Your phone is still broke. Get it fixed. Mark. In regards to this, Pierre Tax, a former guest who would come on your show a lot. Jake Novak this weekend said that when Newsom and the mayor of San Francisco tried this out there, it was ruled un constitutional on the grounds on the equal protection clause. Because just because I live out out of state and I happen to own a second house in New York City, what difference is it for New York. Let's say I own a house in Pennsylvania and in New York, and I spent more time in Pennsylvania. You can't tax me more money just because I don't live at No.
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Speaker 2: It's a good point. I think that's absolutely true. Somebody's got to take this to court. I don't think it won't hold up in court. How much you're in your apartment can't be the basis for.
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Speaker 5: Taxing well, Jake Novak, he had said that they already tried this in San Francisco, and the Supreme Court out there shout it down. What they do do in New York, Mark is if a home is your private, primary residence, and that's because you're in there, you're keeping your eye on it, you're keeping more people own the homes and living them to keeping the block safer. They'll give you a break on your first house if you live in it with your school taxes. Yeah they'll get but not on your second house. That's the only thing they'll do.
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Speaker 2: But they Yeah, you're right. I think this ends up in court and gets overturned because it's just for I mean, if a person buys an apartment here and they don't actually live here, there's saving us a lot of trouble. You can't text the more. It's absolutely right, Vincent, thanks for calling. You know, there's some people buy an apartment in there. In that apartment every night of the year, there's other people in the building buy an apartment. You know, older people that retired. They travel all the time. They're always on a trip, they're on a cruise. So half the time they're not in the apartment. You can't tax them differently based on that. Hey, coming up next to Jackie Martlin, the great comedian, we're gonna talk about Rodney Dangerfield. We touched on this last time, but if you Rodney has become quite the YouTube star now. His videos are all over the place and Instagram star the real Rodney. The real Rodney is a fascinating case. We'll take a look at that in a moment. On seven to ten, wor give woor a bre said on the iHeartRadio app to hear Marx Simone.
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Speaker 1: And all the wr hosts in an instance.
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Speaker 3: Now back to the Marximo Show on wor.
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Speaker 2: Hey, it's got beautiful day to day. It's gonna be like near ninety degree. He's a sunny day. It's gonna be ninety five tomorrow. It's gonna be like ninety three on Wedterday. Then it gets cold. Well for this time of year, it's gonna be like in the seventy then it's sixty, then it's in the fifties one day, but it's Memorial Day weekend coming up? Is that the right number? We got him? Oh okay, I'm gonna talk to Jackie Martling in just a second, the great comedian and I don't forget Buck and Clay will be here at noon today. They do a great show every day at twelve noon and Sean Hannity right after that. He was on the China trip with the President the whole three four days. So he'll tell the inside story of what happened there. That should be pretty interesting. What happened with Jackie? Can't get him? No, the phone keeps dropping. Cell phones now, in the good old days, if you went back and listened to talk radio twenty years ago, it was a landline and everything sounded perfect, everything was connected perfectly. But hey, we got him. Jackie Martling is actually going to be appearing a bunch of appearances August fifteenth. By the way, He'll be at Soul Joel's at Sunnybrook Potsdown, Pennsylvania. But the big thing is this Saturday night is a Memorial Day weekend. This Saturday night, Jackie Martling Rich Harkaway will be at Rodney's. Now, this is sixty first and first. That's the old Dangerfields. It was Rodney Dangerfield's Club Dangerfields for a million years. It's reopened, says as Rodney's. Jackie Martlin will be appearing there Saturday night, and he's with us right now. Jackie Martling, how you doing.
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Speaker 1: I'm doing great, man, I am looking for you know the last time I was actually at Rodney's club. Last time was at danger Fields. I was auditioning for Bill Bogg's comedy Tonight. Do you remember that yeah, nineteen eighty five.
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Speaker 2: Well, I was in Dangerfields all the time. Millions of nights at Dangerfields. That was a great comedy club and Sunday everybody in the business would go hang out there. And Tony Bovaco was the partner with Rodney. He was the real owner. And they don't make clubs like that. The old Dangerfields at the Maitre d had a tuxedo, they had a trio, they had singers besides the comedians. There's nothing like that right then.
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Speaker 1: The waiters were like old time New York City waiters with the you know, with the napkin on their arm, and they were rude and it was just so much fun, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, even back in the good old days, like Catcherizing Star. People don't realize they had a piano player and it'd be comedians and singers would perform there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a whole damn show.
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Speaker 2: You know, it was so fun.
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Speaker 1: I want to tell you so, you know, I've been doing commercials for this pot place out here on Long Island, Long Island Cannabis Club. And when I was with Rodney in the nineteen eight you know, we did a lot of drugs and a lot of drinking and everything. And one of the funniest things, especially now with pot being so legal, we were at the beheamar in his penthouse suite in Fort Lauderdale, and we're in his room and we're out on his balcony smoking a joint and his sixteen year old daughter came in and she sniffed and she went, Daddy, you know, don't bug me, Melody, don't bug me. I said, do you realize your sixteen year old daughter just caught you smoking pot? It's supposed to be exactly the opposite.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, Jackie Marley, let's talk about the real Rodney, because everybody loves him and we love him too. We're not trying to put him down. But everybody looked at him and he was seemed like a grandfatherly type of wonderful man. But in the real Rodney was a rough sort of a character. Was drugs.
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Speaker 1: No, No, he was a very very nice guy. Was to laugh a minute guy, you know, he was. He was really that down, down trodden guy that he just didn't laugh a lot. But he's always really nice to everybody and very generous.
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Speaker 2: He was a oh yeah, no, but I'm saying he wasn't sitting at home reading the newspaper like.
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Speaker 1: Wow, he is a wild man, a wild wild men.
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Speaker 2: There were drugs, there were women, hookers, there was everything going on the truth.
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Speaker 1: Yes all. When I was with him, I would say, we checked every box. Well, I'm gonna be there this Saturday night. I'm looking forward to it. I also, I also just booked a cruise. Me and two of the Long Island comedians are going to do the Long Island communit Reunion Cruise from Fort Lauderdale starting on my birthday in February. I never did one of those, like a week of you know, telling jokes and hanging out with the crowd, and it's already half sold out, like I've never pursued it before, and I just kind of stumbled into it. So I'm I'm very psyched, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's a good thing. And a lot of comedians now play the big, big cruise ships. It's like the floating Las Vegas showrooms and you play these cruise ships.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, they've never hired me because I was too dirty. Somehow they got me my own boat so I can say whatever I want, Hey, are you gonna get.
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Speaker 2: Here that way? You're gonna be at Rodney's this Saturday night. It's the old Dangerfields. I haven't been in there. Does it look the same or they redo it?
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Speaker 1: From what I could tell, it looks exactly the same. You know they were It's been going for a while. You know. The last time I was in there, before the time with Comedy tonight was I was sitting there in the audience when Rodney recorded No Respect, which was his first LP in nineteen eighty, a long time ago. But I'm sure it looks the same. It was set up perfectly. It was a perfect comedy club, you know, really dark, good sound system, nice sliding on the stage. You know it'll be great.
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Speaker 2: They got to bring back remember the major D, Bobby, the big tough matre d.
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Speaker 1: I think they're still trying to dig a hole to bury him. He was so big.
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Speaker 2: Number Teddy, the bartender who was there for a million years.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Asian Asian guy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to bring it.
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Speaker 1: Well, Tony's still alive. I see if I could rustle him up to come and he's like ninety three or something.
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Speaker 2: Oh, he's a great guy who lives in Long Island. Tony Bovako was the guy that ran Dangerfields. And it was quite a club. And remember that was the big prom club that would prompt season. There'd be a million white lemons.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the comedians hated that. When the kids came in at four o'clock in the morning, dead drunk and throwing stuff at him. It was a hell gig, you know. And I think it was like forty bucks. I mean, you know, God, I was lucky enough to sidestep that.
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Speaker 5: Alright, let there some jokes, all right, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: So a guy is just waking up from anesthesia and his wife is sitting there looking at him, and he blinks and he says, it is so beautiful, and then he falls back asleep and she stays there and a couple of minutes later he opens his eyes again and he says, you're cute. She says, what happened the beautiful? He says, the anesthesia is wearing off. So why is the middle part of a woman called a waste? I hate to ask why because you can sit another boobs there. So three three criminals are in front of a cross eyed judge. Three criminals are in front of a cross eyed judge. The cross eyed judge says, the first guy, how do you plead? The second guy says, not guilty. The judge looks at him and says, I wasn't talking to you. The third guy says, I didn't say anything. So a guy comes in, Oh, oh, yeah, I was choked. A lady comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female dwarf. She says there two weeks ago. Oh, you promise me you'll never cheat on me again. He says, well, honey, you must admit I'm tapering off. So A guy says to his friend, last year for our anniversary, I took my wife to Alaska. His friend says, what are you going to do this year? He says, I'm thinking I might go back and get her. Here's one you won't like. Why should you never circumcise a camel?
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Speaker 2: Why see, I have a place to.
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Speaker 1: Put your gum in a sandstorm?
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Speaker 2: Whoa?
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Speaker 1: So a guy knocks on the door and the kid answers. Guy says, kid, where's your mother? He says, she's out back getting an homored a goat. The guy can't believe it. They go out back and sure enough, there's the kid's mother and she's getting it hom with a goat. He says, kid. Doesn't that bother you?
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Speaker 2: He says, nah, Hey, so go see Jackie. He's going to be what used to be danger Fields. It's now called Rodney's. It's this Saturday Night, This Saturday night. It's gonna be Labor Day Weekend, eight o'clock Saturday night, and it's one show for the.
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Speaker 1: Royal Day weekend.
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Speaker 2: You're getting old, Oh, Memorial Day weekend, Memorial Day WEEKNDK.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't rob me out of the summer for Christ's sake.
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, this Saturday Memorial the weekend, Saturday Night, Rodney's used to be Dangerfields. It's sixty first and first. That's gonna be quite nice. And it's good to go back there. It's good to see somebody who really played the real Dangerfields too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. And my opening act Rich Harkaway, like he played there a long time ago. So it's like a whole coming home thing. And know a lot of old fires are coming, you know, a whole bunch of people. So I'm looking forward to it.
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Speaker 2: Big show Saturday Night, Rodney's. Go online you can get all the information. What's your website. It's jokeland dot com.
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Speaker 1: Joke land dot com. And you can, all right, So I got one more for you. So an old couple's having trouble remembering things, so the doctor tells him they should start writing notes to help them remember. So one night they're watching TV and the old guy gets up and his wife says, hey, go and he said, I'm going to the kitchen. She says, will you get me some vanilla ice cream? He's all right, She said, don't you think you should write it down? I don't have to write it down vanilla ice cream. She said, well, back, did I have some strawberries and whipped cream on it? He's all right, don't they get it? Write it down? He's I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. Twenty minutes later, he walks in the hands or a plate of bacon and eggs. She says, you forgot my toast. Hello to the boys at Bayville Seafood. It is Memorial Day weekend. I already ordered forty pounds of shrip. It's going to be a great weekend.
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Speaker 2: Mark all right, Well, go see Jackie Martling. It's this Saturday night. He's going to be at Rodney's. That's the club. That was Dangerfields. It's now Rodney's sixty first and first go see him there and go to his website Jokeland dot com. Jackie Martling, thanks for being with.
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Speaker 1: Us, Dag you Mark. I appreciate it all right.
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Speaker 2: Take care, hey, Buck and Clay. Noon today I'm going to be listening to Sean Hanny. I want to hear all I mean do was the official stuff from the China trip, the interview with the President, all these. I want to hear the inside details about everything that happening in China, the hotel, the plane, all this. That'll be tonight three o'clock. Right here on seven to ten WR. And don't forget, Curtis is back every morning. Every morning. It's Curtis Leiwa and Larry Menty right here seven to ten w OR. You're listening to Mark Demosha, you are well. Hey. The Luigi Manjioni trial is going on. Prosecutors won a big victory today. His attorneys were trying to get things thrown out, like the gun, the manifesto in the backpack, arguing the search was illegal, all that sort of stuff, but judge ruled in the prosecutor's favor. The jurors will get to see the three D printed pistol and the alleged manifesto found in his backpack. So that's a big, big legal victory for the prosecutors. Now, I don't know how this guy beats the case because in Manhattan we have surveillance cameras on every inch of every street. You can see the video of him shooting the healthcare ceo. You can see the video of him fleeing. It's right across the street, right over there. He fled through that alley there between the two buildings. So this should be a pretty easy conviction. Trial could drag out for a while. The Iranian president now admitting they never actually said it out loud, but he's now admitting Iran has suffered tremendous disharm, tremendous damage. Let's talk about us going back in. And apparently when we do go back it could happen this week. It'll be it's being described as full throttle, full throttle. They will take out a lot of stuff in Iran. Hey we're out of time, but don't go away. Buck and Clay are here next. And then, as I said, Sean Hannity, who was on the trip, with the President. Listen to him at three today. He'll give you the whole inside scoop about what happened. I'll be back tomorrow ten to noon. I'll talk to you then seven ten w
