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So, last week, I mentioned that we were
going to spend some time figuring out how
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to find your true soulmate with an apple
peel.
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Or a mirror.
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Or some initials.
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Apparently, love is out there. You just
need the correct assortment of household
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objects.
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But before we get to the historical
matchmaking produce, I wanted to share a
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personal story.
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I grew up Christian—specifically, in
Lutheran and Baptist churches.
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And through church, I became friends with
a family who felt different from most of
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the other people I knew.
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They taught me how to play Pokémon cards.
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They encouraged me to read. I specifically
remember Bunnicula and Tales of a Fourth
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Grade Nothing being part of that.
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Which, honestly, is a pretty solid
foundation for a friendship.
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You’ve got Pokémon. You’ve got books. One
of the books involves a potentially
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vampiric rabbit.
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I’m listening.
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But they also knew that I was interested
in wizards and magic and all of that.
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And at some point, that led to us taking
little squares of cardboard, writing
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initials on them, and seeing which ones
flipped over.
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The initials that flipped were supposed to
belong to the person we would marry.
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Our future spouse.
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Just waiting to be identified through the
mysterious powers of repurposed packaging.
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And mine said—
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I don’t remember.
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I really don’t.
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I would love to tell you that I’ve carried
those initials with me ever since. That
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somewhere, in the back of my mind, there
has always been a mysterious J or an
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ominous R.
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But we are talking about… well. Several
years ago.
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The identity of my cardboard-appointed
soulmate has been lost.
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My apologies to whoever that was.
Apparently, I failed to retain some very
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important correspondence.
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What I do remember is the game.
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The possibility that something as ordinary
as a little square of cardboard might tell
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me something I couldn’t otherwise know.
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And, looking back, that memory feels like
an early little snapshot of the person I
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became.
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Because I wanted to know.
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Not just, “Who am I going to marry?”
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But, “Why would that tell us that?”
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“Where did this come from?”
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“Who decided these were the rules?”
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“And what happens if we do it again?”
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Which is either the beginning of a
lifelong interest in folklore or a warning
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that I was eventually going to do a
podcast.
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Possibly both.
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I probably should have recognized the
beginnings of my particular
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attention-management situation when a
cardboard marriage prediction could turn
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into an investigation with follow-up
questions.
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But I digress.
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Which, yes, is also part of the situation.
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I’m not telling you this because we were
doing a Halloween ritual. That isn’t what
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I’m claiming.
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I’m telling you because, when I started
researching these older fortune-telling
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customs, that memory came straight back.
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Different materials. Different setting.
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But the same very tempting proposition:
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What if we could find out?
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What if the answer were already there, and
all we needed was the right little game to
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uncover it?
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And if the answer turned out to be
somebody we already liked—
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Well.
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It would be rude not to consider the
evidence.
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Welcome to My Latest Fixation. I’m
Joshua—and I have a habit of digging into
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things that don’t quite make sense.
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Think of this as a cabinet of curiosities
for the beautifully bizarre. From lonely
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cryptids wandering through the static to
horror, gaming, obscure history, and the
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strange little piece of human connection…
this is where we take a closer look at all
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the odd little things that don’t quite add
up.
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So settle in, get comfortable… and let’s
see where this one takes us.
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Today, we’re going to follow that question
through three historical scenes—and then
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bring it back to us.
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Our first stop is a Scottish Halloween
gathering as imagined by Robert Burns.
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His poem “Halloween” appeared in his 1786
collection, Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish
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Dialect. He places the gathering near the
River Doon, and his notes explain customs
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associated with western Scotland.
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And those notes are part of what makes
this such a good place to begin.
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Burns doesn’t just mention that somebody
performs a mysterious ritual and expect us
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to know what he means.
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He explains the procedure.
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Then, in the poem, he gives us the people
trying it.
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People keeping their romantic hopes
secret. People getting embarrassed. People
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claiming they aren’t frightened and then
discovering that they are, in fact, quite
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frightened.
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We’re not treating the poem as a
transcript of one real party.
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We’re stepping into a literary scene that
gives us both the customs and a
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wonderfully messy cast of characters
performing them.
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From there, we’ll move into a small
selection of Irish customs and legends
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preserved in folklore collection records.
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That lets us look at particular accounts,
collected from particular people—not just
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announce that “the Irish believed”
something and make an entire country
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responsible for one alarming mirror story.
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We’ll separate the instructions people
remembered from the stories they told
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about what supposedly happened when
someone followed them.
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Because “here is how to see your future
spouse” and “here is why you might regret
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seeing your future spouse” are very
different contributions to an evening.
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For our third scene, we’ll cross into an
American Halloween party.
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We’ll look at what happens when predicting
the future becomes something a host can
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put on the evening’s schedule.
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An activity with instructions.
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Something prepared for guests.
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A way to organize the fun—and potentially
make everyone’s romantic interests
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everybody else’s business.
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And finally, we’ll come back to the
present.
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Including those little cardboard squares.
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Because I want to think about the
difference between expecting a game to
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know your future and simply finding it
very difficult not to look at the answer.
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Those aren’t necessarily the same thing.
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I cannot tell you exactly how much faith I
placed in those initials as a child.
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I can tell you that I remember wanting to
see which ones flipped over.
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And apparently, that was enough to leave
me with questions several years later.
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Last week, we talked about why Halloween’s
history is not a straight line.
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We talked about Samhain, Christian
observances, and customs that developed in
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different places and became tangled
together over time.
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So this week, rather than searching for
the one moment somebody invented Halloween
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fortune-telling, we’re going to stop at
particular places where the evidence lets
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us see people doing it.
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Our first stop is Scotland.
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The year is 1786.
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Not the date these customs began.
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The date a young Scottish poet published a
book that gives us an unusually detailed
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look at them.
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His name is Robert Burns.
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He is twenty-seven, his background is in
farming, and this is his first collection:
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Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect.
Printed in Kilmarnock by John Wilson, its
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first run consists of 612 copies.
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So before we imagine Burns as a solemn
literary institution, remember that we are
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meeting a young writer trying to get his
work into print.
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And the countryside he writes about is not
just scenery he has chosen because it
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looks attractive.
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His livelihood and his writing are closely
connected to rural life and the land
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around him.
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That matters for the Halloween gathering
we’re about to enter.
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Because the objects in this poem—the
crops, the stalks, the nuts, the
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yarn—belong to a working world.
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They have everyday purposes before anyone
asks them to predict a marriage.
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Burns places his gathering near the River
Doon, in western Scotland.
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He begins with a landscape inhabited by
fairies: dancing, riding, and moving
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through the countryside beneath the moon.
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His accompanying note describes Halloween
as a night when witches, devils, and other
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troublesome beings are thought to be
abroad.
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That is the supernatural atmosphere
surrounding the evening.
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But the gathering itself is not a group of
people sitting quietly, waiting to be
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haunted.
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They have come together to celebrate.
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There is flirting, teasing, storytelling,
food, and a succession of attempts to
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discover the future—especially the future
of their love lives.
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And that is why this scene belongs in our
series.
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Last week, we looked at how complicated
the history of the holiday is.
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Here, we can narrow the lens.
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Instead of asking, “Where did all of
Halloween come from?” we can ask, “What
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does this particular writer show people
doing at Halloween, in this particular
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setting?”
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That is a much more manageable question.
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And Burns helps us answer it in two ways.
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He writes the poem.
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Then he adds notes explaining the customs.
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We get both the instructions and the
social commotion around them.
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For an episode about finding your future
spouse with household objects, that is an
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excellent combination.
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Now, if you step into this gathering
expecting everyone to consult the same
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fortune-teller, that is not what Burns
gives us.
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One of the first customs Burns describes
is called kail-pulling.
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Kail is a Scots term used for kale or
cabbage. And you need the plant still
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growing in the ground, because the roots
are part of the prediction.
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Participants go outside hand in hand,
close their eyes, and pull the first plant
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they encounter. No inspecting the rows
beforehand. No choosing the one that looks
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like it has a promising career.
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You take what you find.
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Then you read it.
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First, look at its size and shape. A large
plant supposedly predicts a larger-built
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spouse; a small plant, a smaller-built
spouse. A straight or crooked stalk is
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also interpreted as a clue to their
physical appearance. Those are the
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custom’s historical judgments about
bodies, not judgments we need to adopt
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ourselves.
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Next, examine the roots.
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Earth clinging to them represents
wealth—your future spouse’s fortune or
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marriage portion, which Burns calls their
tocher. So dirt attached to the roots is a
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promising financial sign.
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For once, bringing something muddy into
the house is supposed to improve your
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prospects.
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Then comes the heart of the stalk: the
inner part you taste.
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Its flavor supposedly reveals your future
spouse’s temperament. Think of it this
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way: a bitter stalk suggests a bitter
disposition; a sweeter taste offers a more
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encouraging prediction about their nature.
Burns’s note connects taste with
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temperament, although he doesn’t lay out a
detailed flavor chart.
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So, by this point, your vegetable has
offered an opinion on their appearance,
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their finances, and whether they will be
pleasant to live with.
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But you still need a name.
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For that, the stalks go above the doorway,
arranged in order. As people subsequently
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enter the house, their first names supply
the predicted spouse names: the first
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visitor’s name goes with the first stalk,
the next visitor’s with the next, and so
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on.
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Imagine arriving late.
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You think you are joining the celebration.
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Somebody looks at you, looks at the
cabbage, and suddenly has a great deal to
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consider.
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Burns makes this a noisy group activity,
with children carrying stalks over their
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shoulders and people reacting to what they
have pulled. One unfortunate participant,
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Willie, ends up with a stalk so crooked
that the poem compares it to a pig’s tail.
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Which gives us another important part of
the experience.
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You may be asking about your private
future.
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But you are receiving the answer in front
of your friends.
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And your friends are unlikely to remain
respectfully silent about your cabbage.
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Once everyone has finished investigating
their future through cabbage, Burns brings
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us back to the fire.
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The older woman of the household brings
out her saved supply of nuts.
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And this time, instead of asking what an
unknown future spouse will be like, you
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can ask about somebody you already have in
mind.
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Here’s how it works.
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You take two nuts.
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You name one for yourself and the other
for the person you’re interested in.
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Then you place them beside the fire and
watch what happens.
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According to Burns’s note, nuts that burn
quietly together predict a harmonious
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courtship. If they crack, jump, or spring
away from one another, that suggests
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trouble or separation. The way they behave
supposedly reveals the “course and
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issue”—the progress and outcome—of the
relationship.
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So the important thing is whether they
stay together.
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A peaceful little pair by the fire?
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Encouraging.
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One suddenly launching itself away from
the other?
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Less encouraging.
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Your romantic future is now being assessed
by whether a nut can remain in place.
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And Burns gives us a few different
reactions to the results.
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There’s Jean, who names her nuts for
herself and Jock.
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She doesn’t tell the others whose names
she has chosen. She keeps that part
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private and watches carefully.
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At first, the nuts burn together.
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Then Jock’s jumps up the chimney.
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Jean is disappointed.
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A rather dramatic way to communicate
emotional unavailability.
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But that small moment tells us something
important about the game.
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Jean isn’t waiting for the fire to
introduce a stranger.
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She already has a preferred answer.
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She would like it to be Jock.
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And she would prefer not to announce that
to the room.
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Elsewhere, Nell names her nuts for herself
and Rob. They burn together until they
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turn white with ash. She is delighted,
quietly draws his attention to the result,
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and receives a kiss in a corner.
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The prediction has become an opportunity.
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She can point to the nuts instead of
having to begin with, “So, where do you
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see this going?”
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Apparently, the fire has raised the
subject for her.
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Not every pairing is welcome, though.
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And then there’s Willie again—the man who
already pulled the unfortunate cabbage.
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His evening does not become less awkward.
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His nut is paired with Mallie’s, and she
objects to the match. Then her nut jumps
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away and burns her foot.
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Willie immediately insists that this is
exactly what he wanted to happen.
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Of course it is, Willie.
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First the cabbage. Now this.
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Whether or not these games are revealing
his future, they are giving him a
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considerable amount to explain in the
present.
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So the same custom can play out in several
ways.
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You can keep the names secret and
privately hope for a good result.
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You can share a favorable prediction with
someone you like.
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Or you can find yourself publicly
associated with somebody who would rather
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not be involved.
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That is what makes this more than a
peculiar way to burn snacks.
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Naming the nuts introduces the possibility
of a relationship.
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The fire supposedly tells you how it will
turn out.
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But the people watching may reveal how
they feel about it before the nuts have
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finished burning.
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And unlike the kale, which offers
information about an imagined spouse, this
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game can put a very real person at the
center of the question.
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Not simply, “Will I find love?”
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But,
“Could it be you?”
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But not everybody stays by the fire.
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While the others are talking, a young
woman named Merran slips away.
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She has been thinking about Andrew Bell.
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And she is going to try a charm that
promises something more specific than the
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nuts or the cabbage.
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A name.
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First name and surname.
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Apparently, she would like the universe to
stop being vague.
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For this one, you need a ball of blue yarn
and access to a kiln—a structure used for
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drying materials such as grain.
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Burns’s instructions say to go alone,
throw the ball into the kiln’s pot, or
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lower cavity, and keep hold of the loose
end.
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Then you begin winding the yarn into
another ball.
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Eventually, something is supposed to catch
it.
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When you feel that resistance, you ask:
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Who holds?
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And whatever is holding the other end is
supposed to answer with the name of your
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future spouse.
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I have some concerns about this procedure.
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Primarily, that it asks you to throw
something into a dark space and then begin
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a conversation when you can’t get it back.
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But notice how different this is from the
games we’ve just watched.
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With the kale, you have a plant to
examine.
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With the nuts, you have a fire to watch.
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This charm asks you to expect an answer.
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Not a shape you interpret.
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Not a promising bit of dirt.
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Somebody speaking from a place you cannot
see.
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And you are supposed to be alone when it
happens.
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In the poem, Merran gets as far as winding
the yarn.
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She is frightened, but she keeps going.
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Then it catches.
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Something has the other end.
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Burns offers us three possibilities.
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It might be the Devil.
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It might be the end of a beam.
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Or it might be Andrew Bell.
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Those are three very different
explanations.
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One requires
spiritual intervention.
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One requires untangling your yarn.
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And one requires asking Andrew why he is
lurking in the kiln.
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But Merran does not stay to establish
which explanation is correct.
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She runs.
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Fair enough.
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There is a point at which knowing whom you
will marry becomes less important than
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getting back to a room with other people
in it.
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What I like about this moment is that
Burns does not resolve it.
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He leaves an ordinary obstruction, a
supernatural presence, and possible human
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interference sitting beside one another.
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The charm promises certainty.
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The scene delivers the opposite.
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And for Merran, that uncertainty is
enough.
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She wanted to know who was waiting in her
future.
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She is considerably less enthusiastic
about finding out who might be waiting in
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the kiln.
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Back at the gathering, another young woman
has her own request.
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Jenny wants her grandmother to accompany
her while she tries the apple-and-mirror
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charm.
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And Grandma has opinions about that.
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Before we get Grandma’s response, here is
what Jenny wants to do.
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According to Burns’s explanatory note, you
take a candle and go alone to a looking
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glass—a mirror.
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You eat an apple in front of it.
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Some versions also require you to comb
your hair.
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And while you are doing that, you watch
the reflection.
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Because the face of your future husband or
wife is supposed to appear looking over
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your shoulder.
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That is the promised result.
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Not an initial.
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Not a description.
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A face.
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Presumably attached to someone you would
be delighted to meet under almost any
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other circumstances.
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Because I do think there are more
considerate ways to introduce yourself
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than appearing behind somebody who is
trying to eat.
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Burns’s instructions do not specify
midnight, by the way. We’ll encounter that
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detail in a later Irish account, but it
isn’t part of this particular explanation.
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And Jenny apparently has reservations
about the “go alone” portion.
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She wants Grandma to come with her.
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Which I appreciate.
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You can be curious about your destiny and
still prefer supervision.
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Grandma, however, does not respond by
fetching a second candle.
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She objects and she objects strongly.
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She warns Jenny against seeking the Devil
to tell her fortune and talks about people
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frightened out of their senses by this
sort of thing. During the exchange, an
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ember from her pipe burns through her new
apron.
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So there is quite a lot happening in
Grandma’s immediate vicinity.
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But her objection matters.
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Until now, we’ve watched people take part,
flirt, get embarrassed, or become
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frightened.
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Here is someone explicitly saying that
this is something you should not pursue.
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Burns does not give us a gathering where
everyone agrees about what these customs
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mean or whether they are acceptable.
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Jenny sees something she wants to try.
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Grandma sees a reason to leave well enough
alone.
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And then Grandma tells a story.
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Of course she does.
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She remembers a Halloween from her own
youth: a cold, wet growing season, grain
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still green, and a harvest celebration
that fell on Halloween.
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At that gathering, a man tried a hemp-seed
charm.
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And he was badly frightened.
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So Jenny has asked, essentially, “Will you
come with me?”
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And received, “Let me tell you what
happened to somebody else.”
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A different service.
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But not an uninteresting one.
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It also changes how the custom reaches the
people in the room.
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They are not only hearing instructions
about what to do.
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They are hearing a warning about what
might happen.
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And a frightening story can complicate
your curiosity without necessarily getting
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rid of it.
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I can’t tell you whether Jenny finds
Grandma’s story persuasive.
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But I can tell you that somebody else at
the gathering hears it and decides the
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fear is ridiculous.
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His name is Jamie.
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And he would like everyone to know that he
could try the hemp-seed charm without any
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difficulty.
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Unfortunately for Jamie, somebody has hemp
seed available.
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Jamie has heard Grandma’s warning.
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He is unimpressed.
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As far as he is concerned, there is
nothing to be frightened of.
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The older man of the household responds by
handing him some hemp seed.
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Which is the danger of announcing that you
could easily do something.
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Sometimes the room lets you.
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Now, this charm has its own instructions.
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According to Burns’s note, you go out
alone with a handful of hemp seed and
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scatter it as though you are sowing it.
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Then you drag something behind you—a
harrow, a stick, or another suitable
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object—to imitate covering the seed.
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While you do this, you repeat:
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“Hemp-seed, I saw thee…”
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Here, saw means sow.
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You call upon the person who will
eventually marry you to come after you and
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harvest it.
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Then you look over your left shoulder.
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Your future partner is supposed to appear
behind you, in the act of gathering the
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crop.
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So you supply the sowing.
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They supply the harvesting.
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A supernatural introduction with an
agricultural division of labor.
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Burns also records variations. In some,
the figure appears in a different
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position; in others, the participant is
told to run away because the apparition
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will pursue them.
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That feels like an important detail to
establish before beginning.
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Are we expecting a glimpse?
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Or a chase?
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Because I would prepare differently.
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But Jamie has already announced that he
can handle this.
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Out he goes.
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He performs the charm, whistling to keep
his
courage up.
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Then he hears something.
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A squeak.
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A groan.
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A grunt.
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None of which is the clear romantic
communication he might have preferred.
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He looks back.
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He falls.
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And he shouts loudly enough to bring the
others running.
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Something is out there.
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Something making those noises.
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And eventually, they identify it.
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A pig.
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Jamie has not discovered his future
spouse.
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He has discovered that confidence is
easier to maintain when you are indoors.
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What makes this scene funny isn’t simply
that he mistakes an animal for something
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supernatural.
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It’s that he has publicly announced how
little any of this could frighten him.
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Now the same people who heard the
announcement have come running to see the
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result.
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His audience has returned.
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And unlike Merran’s encounter with the
yarn, Burns gives this incident an
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explanation.
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Her mystery stays unresolved.
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Jamie’s has a snout.
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The poem has room for both: an uncertain
disturbance that sends someone fleeing and
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an ordinary animal that thoroughly
embarrasses a skeptic.
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Either way, somebody is going back to the
gathering with a story.
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And by this point, that is becoming one of
the evening’s most reliable products.
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Not confirmed identities of future
spouses.
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Stories about what happened when people
went looking for them.
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There are more attempts, more frights, and
more ordinary things mistaken for
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extraordinary ones.
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But before the evening ends, Burns brings
us back to a prediction that does not
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require anybody to go outside.
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Three dishes.
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A blindfold.
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And one man who is about to become
extremely dissatisfied with the results.
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After the excursions into the dark, our
next prediction brings us back to the
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hearth.
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--> 00:26:32.512
No kiln.
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No mysterious figure over your shoulder.
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And, ideally, no livestock.
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For this custom, you need three dishes.
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Put clean water in one.
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Dirty water in another.
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Leave the third empty.
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Arrange them by the hearth, blindfold the
person seeking their fortune, and lead
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them toward the dishes.
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They dip their left hand into one.
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Which dish they touch supposedly reveals
their marriage prospects.
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The clean water predicts that their future
spouse will not have been married before.
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The dirty water predicts a spouse who has
been widowed.
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And the empty dish predicts no marriage at
all.
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That association between dirty water and
widowhood belongs to the historical
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custom—not to us.
474
00:27:17.786 --> 00:27:21.793
But those are the three answers this
particular version offers.
475
00:27:21.793 --> 00:27:26.543
You repeat the attempt three times,
rearranging the dishes between turns so
476
00:27:26.543 --> 00:27:30.551
the person cannot simply remember where
the preferred answer was.
477
00:27:30.551 --> 00:27:36.043
So there is no quietly thinking, “Well,
marriage was on the left last time.”
478
00:27:36.043 --> 00:27:37.825
The dishes have moved.
479
00:27:37.825 --> 00:27:39.977
Your destiny has been reshuffled.
480
00:27:39.977 --> 00:27:44.727
And Burns gives us someone who is
particularly unhappy with his results.
481
00:27:44.727 --> 00:27:45.766
Uncle John.
482
00:27:45.766 --> 00:27:49.403
He has wanted to marry for a long time.
483
00:27:49.403 --> 00:27:51.555
He reaches for a dish.
484
00:27:51.555 --> 00:27:52.223
Empty.
485
00:27:52.223 --> 00:27:53.633
They rearrange them.
486
00:27:53.633 --> 00:27:55.043
He tries again.
487
00:27:55.043 --> 00:27:55.711
Empty.
488
00:27:55.711 --> 00:27:57.122
One more attempt.
489
00:27:57.122 --> 00:27:58.161
Still empty.
490
00:27:58.161 --> 00:27:59.200
Three opportunities.
491
00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:01.352
Three predictions of no marriage.
492
00:28:01.352 --> 00:28:05.360
Uncle John responds by throwing the dishes
into the fire.
493
00:28:05.360 --> 00:28:08.997
Apparently, he has decided the problem is
the equipment.
494
00:28:08.997 --> 00:28:14.118
And that is the last fortune-telling
incident Burns gives us before the poem
495
00:28:14.118 --> 00:28:16.270
settles into its closing celebration.
496
00:28:16.270 --> 00:28:18.422
It’s an excellent final joke.
497
00:28:18.422 --> 00:28:23.914
After all these attempts to find out what
the future holds, here is somebody
498
00:28:23.914 --> 00:28:28.293
receiving an answer and deciding he would
rather not accept it.
499
00:28:28.293 --> 00:28:30.446
Which is an important distinction.
500
00:28:30.446 --> 00:28:35.196
Wanting a prediction is not necessarily
the same as wanting any prediction.
501
00:28:35.196 --> 00:28:39.204
The poem ends with songs, conversation,
unusual tales, and jokes.
502
00:28:39.204 --> 00:28:44.696
Then comes a supper of buttered sowens,
followed by a shared drink before the
503
00:28:44.696 --> 00:28:49.446
company parts. Burns’s note identifies
sowens served with butter instead of milk
504
00:28:49.446 --> 00:28:53.825
as the Halloween supper associated with
the custom he is describing.
505
00:28:53.825 --> 00:28:57.461
And that brings us back to the gathering
itself.
506
00:28:57.461 --> 00:29:01.098
The predictions have not happened
separately from the evening.
507
00:29:01.098 --> 00:29:05.848
They have been part of its entertainment,
its flirtations, its disagreements, and
508
00:29:05.848 --> 00:29:06.887
its stories.
509
00:29:06.887 --> 00:29:09.411
People have gone looking for answers.
510
00:29:09.411 --> 00:29:11.192
Some have found encouragement.
511
00:29:11.192 --> 00:29:12.973
Some have been embarrassed.
512
00:29:12.973 --> 00:29:17.352
Some have discovered that the terrifying
presence outside was a pig.
513
00:29:17.352 --> 00:29:22.473
And at least one person has expressed his
dissatisfaction through the destruction of
514
00:29:22.473 --> 00:29:23.141
tableware.
515
00:29:23.141 --> 00:29:29.747
We do not have to treat every incident as
something that happened at a real party to
516
00:29:29.747 --> 00:29:32.270
see why Burns’s poem is useful.
517
00:29:32.270 --> 00:29:34.422
His notes preserve the instructions.
518
00:29:34.422 --> 00:29:39.172
His characters show what he can make
happen when people try them.
519
00:29:39.172 --> 00:29:44.293
And now we’re going to change the kind of
evidence we’re looking at.
520
00:29:44.293 --> 00:29:49.043
We’re leaving this literary gathering in
Scotland and turning to Irish folklore
521
00:29:49.043 --> 00:29:51.196
records collected from particular people.
522
00:29:51.196 --> 00:29:54.832
There, we’ll meet familiar objects
again—nuts, dishes, apples, mirrors—but
523
00:29:54.832 --> 00:29:58.098
not always with the same instructions or
meanings.
524
00:29:58.098 --> 00:30:02.848
And alongside the customs, we’ll find
stories about what happened when someone
525
00:30:02.848 --> 00:30:03.887
tried them.
526
00:30:03.887 --> 00:30:08.637
Because being told how to see your future
spouse is one thing.
527
00:30:08.637 --> 00:30:12.645
Being told what appeared in somebody
else’s mirror is another.
528
00:30:12.645 --> 00:30:16.653
For our next stop, we’re moving from
Scotland to Ireland.
529
00:30:16.653 --> 00:30:22.145
And we’re moving forward in time—from a
book published in 1786 to folklore written
530
00:30:22.145 --> 00:30:24.668
down by schoolchildren in the 1930s.
531
00:30:24.668 --> 00:30:28.676
That does not mean these customs began in
the 1930s.
532
00:30:28.676 --> 00:30:32.684
It means this is when these particular
accounts were recorded.
533
00:30:32.684 --> 00:30:37.063
The distinction matters, because some of
the people contributing these memories
534
00:30:37.063 --> 00:30:40.700
were already describing things as
belonging to “long ago.”
535
00:30:40.700 --> 00:30:45.450
Our sources come from the Irish Schools’
Collection, a manuscript collection of
536
00:30:45.450 --> 00:30:47.231
folklore compiled by schoolchildren.
537
00:30:47.231 --> 00:30:51.239
Here, children collected material from
people in their communities, preserving
538
00:30:51.239 --> 00:30:55.989
instructions, memories, and stories. The
records can identify both the person who
539
00:30:55.989 --> 00:30:59.997
wrote an account down and the person who
supplied it.
540
00:30:59.997 --> 00:31:04.375
Which gives us a different kind of window
from Burns’s poem.
541
00:31:04.375 --> 00:31:09.125
We are no longer following one writer’s
cast through a literary evening.
542
00:31:09.125 --> 00:31:14.618
We are looking at particular accounts of
what people remembered, what they said was
543
00:31:14.618 --> 00:31:19.368
practiced, and what they had heard
happened to someone who tried it.
544
00:31:19.368 --> 00:31:23.004
And some of the objects will be very
familiar.
545
00:31:23.004 --> 00:31:23.672
Apples.
546
00:31:23.672 --> 00:31:24.340
Nuts.
547
00:31:24.340 --> 00:31:25.008
Dishes.
548
00:31:25.008 --> 00:31:26.790
A ball of wool.
549
00:31:26.790 --> 00:31:30.426
Apparently, the household supplies have
not finished their work.
550
00:31:30.426 --> 00:31:35.547
One short account from County Donegal was
collected by Mary McCafferty from Bernard
551
00:31:35.547 --> 00:31:36.215
McCafferty.
552
00:31:36.215 --> 00:31:42.079
It says that, long ago, young people
peeled an apple before a looking glass at
553
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:43.489
midnight on Halloween.
554
00:31:43.489 --> 00:31:48.610
They expected to see their future wife or
husband looking over their shoulder.
555
00:31:48.610 --> 00:31:50.762
There is our mirror again.
556
00:31:50.762 --> 00:31:52.543
But notice the instructions.
557
00:31:52.543 --> 00:31:55.438
In Burns’s note, you eat the apple.
558
00:31:55.438 --> 00:31:57.219
Here, you peel it.
559
00:31:57.219 --> 00:32:00.856
And here, midnight is explicitly part of
the custom.
560
00:32:00.856 --> 00:32:05.977
Those differences are worth keeping,
because they remind us that there was not
561
00:32:05.977 --> 00:32:08.129
one universal set of instructions.
562
00:32:08.129 --> 00:32:13.250
No central office was making sure everyone
had received the latest apple procedure.
563
00:32:13.250 --> 00:32:16.887
In this Donegal account, the basic
arrangement is simple.
564
00:32:16.887 --> 00:32:19.040
Wait until midnight on Halloween.
565
00:32:19.040 --> 00:32:22.305
Peel your apple in front of the mirror.
566
00:32:22.305 --> 00:32:26.684
Watch for the person who is supposed to
appear behind you.
567
00:32:26.684 --> 00:32:31.805
And the wording includes a future wife or
husband—not exclusively a young woman
568
00:32:31.805 --> 00:32:33.586
looking for a man.
569
00:32:33.586 --> 00:32:35.739
It is a brief record.
570
00:32:35.739 --> 00:32:40.860
It doesn’t tell us whether the person
trying it was laughing, frightened, or
571
00:32:40.860 --> 00:32:41.899
completely convinced.
572
00:32:41.899 --> 00:32:43.680
It preserves the promise.
573
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:48.430
Do this, and you might see who is waiting
in your future.
574
00:32:48.430 --> 00:32:52.438
Another account gives us much more of the
surrounding evening.
575
00:32:52.438 --> 00:32:57.980
One account comes from Mr. Cryan of Tully.
A schoolgirl named Maeve Turbitt wrote
576
00:32:57.980 --> 00:33:01.275
down his description of the local
Halloween customs.
577
00:33:01.275 --> 00:33:06.817
According to him, Halloween was a night
when “pookas” and other evil spirits were
578
00:33:06.817 --> 00:33:11.984
said to roam from house to house, bringing
harm to people and animals.
579
00:33:11.984 --> 00:33:16.029
The sensible response, in his telling, was
to stay indoors.
580
00:33:16.029 --> 00:33:20.822
But indoors, there was supper—and a little
fortune-telling hidden in the food.
581
00:33:20.822 --> 00:33:27.487
The woman of the house made a sweet cake
with a ring concealed inside. The cake was
582
00:33:27.487 --> 00:33:33.029
shared at supper, and whoever found the
ring in their portion was supposedly going
583
00:33:33.029 --> 00:33:37.073
to be the next person in the group to
marry.
584
00:33:37.073 --> 00:33:38.496
That’s the prediction.
585
00:33:38.496 --> 00:33:43.663
The ring didn’t tell you whom you would
marry or reveal their name.
586
00:33:43.663 --> 00:33:49.580
It simply singled you out: of the people
gathered there, you were supposed to marry
587
00:33:49.580 --> 00:33:50.254
first.
588
00:33:50.254 --> 00:33:56.919
So instead of going outside to pull up a
cabbage or standing alone in front of a
589
00:33:56.919 --> 00:34:00.963
mirror, you could receive your romantic
forecast while eating cake.
590
00:34:00.963 --> 00:34:03.135
A much more comfortable arrangement.
591
00:34:03.135 --> 00:34:07.928
Although possibly less comfortable once
everybody at the table noticed who had
592
00:34:07.928 --> 00:34:09.351
found the ring.
593
00:34:09.351 --> 00:34:12.271
I mean you did come for supper.
594
00:34:12.271 --> 00:34:15.567
Apparently, your wedding prospects are now
the conversation.
595
00:34:15.567 --> 00:34:21.483
And if you’re thinking, “Wait—isn’t that a
little like finding the baby in a Mardi
596
00:34:21.483 --> 00:34:22.906
Gras king cake?”—yes.
597
00:34:22.906 --> 00:34:25.078
That is a useful parallel.
598
00:34:25.078 --> 00:34:29.496
Different celebration, different meaning,
but a similar arrangement: hide an object
599
00:34:29.496 --> 00:34:35.413
in a shared cake, serve
the portions, and
whoever receives that piece gets a special
600
00:34:35.413 --> 00:34:36.087
outcome.
601
00:34:36.087 --> 00:34:40.880
In the Irish Halloween ring custom, the
result is a marriage prediction.
602
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:45.673
With king cake, depending on the
tradition, finding the hidden token can
603
00:34:45.673 --> 00:34:50.840
mean good luck, being named king or queen
of the celebration, or taking
604
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:55.259
responsibility for supplying the next cake
or hosting the next gathering.
605
00:34:55.259 --> 00:34:57.056
One predicts a spouse.
606
00:34:57.056 --> 00:34:59.977
The other can assign you an errand.
607
00:34:59.977 --> 00:35:05.519
We shouldn’t assume that one custom came
directly from the other just because they
608
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:06.942
resemble each other.
609
00:35:06.942 --> 00:35:09.113
But it’s an interesting comparison.
610
00:35:09.113 --> 00:35:14.281
An ordinary slice of cake becomes
something everybody has a reason to watch.
611
00:35:14.281 --> 00:35:15.704
Who got it?
612
00:35:15.704 --> 00:35:17.501
What does it mean?
613
00:35:17.501 --> 00:35:21.545
And how much attention is that person
about to receive?
614
00:35:21.545 --> 00:35:25.215
Which brings us back to Mr. Cryan’s
Halloween evening.
615
00:35:25.215 --> 00:35:29.259
Because the cake is not the only thing
making predictions.
616
00:35:29.259 --> 00:35:35.550
Mr. Cryan also describes putting two nuts
beside the fire and naming them for a boy
617
00:35:35.550 --> 00:35:36.973
and a girl.
618
00:35:36.973 --> 00:35:40.268
If they remain together, the pair will
marry.
619
00:35:40.268 --> 00:35:44.312
If the nuts jump into the fire, they will
not.
620
00:35:44.312 --> 00:35:46.858
That should sound familiar after Burns.
621
00:35:46.858 --> 00:35:50.153
But we should keep the local rule intact.
622
00:35:50.153 --> 00:35:54.572
Here, the unfavorable sign is the nuts
jumping into the fire.
623
00:35:54.572 --> 00:35:57.493
The favorable sign is their remaining
together.
624
00:35:57.493 --> 00:36:01.162
The underlying question is still about a
named pair.
625
00:36:01.162 --> 00:36:03.334
Could these two people marry?
626
00:36:03.334 --> 00:36:08.876
And, once again, you can see how easily a
group activity can become personally
627
00:36:08.876 --> 00:36:09.550
interesting.
628
00:36:09.550 --> 00:36:15.467
You don’t need to announce that this is
the most important question of your life.
629
00:36:15.467 --> 00:36:19.136
You can say you are simply joining the
game.
630
00:36:19.136 --> 00:36:22.431
Then pay unusually close attention to two
nuts.
631
00:36:22.431 --> 00:36:25.352
The same account also describes three
saucers.
632
00:36:25.352 --> 00:36:30.145
But these are not quite the dishes we left
with Uncle John.
633
00:36:30.145 --> 00:36:33.815
In this version, you put water in one
saucer.
634
00:36:33.815 --> 00:36:35.238
Clay in another.
635
00:36:35.238 --> 00:36:37.784
And a ring in the third.
636
00:36:37.784 --> 00:36:43.326
Then the people taking part are
blindfolded in turn and touch one of them.
637
00:36:43.326 --> 00:36:46.247
Here is what the results supposedly mean.
638
00:36:46.247 --> 00:36:51.414
Touch the water, and you will cross water
before the year is out.
639
00:36:51.414 --> 00:36:54.335
Touch the ring, and you will marry.
640
00:36:54.335 --> 00:36:57.255
Touch the clay, and you will die.
641
00:36:57.255 --> 00:37:02.048
That is a significant escalation from
wondering whether your future husband will
642
00:37:02.048 --> 00:37:03.097
be agreeable.
643
00:37:03.097 --> 00:37:06.392
And it changes what the game is asking.
644
00:37:06.392 --> 00:37:10.062
In Burns’s explanation, all three dishes
concern marriage prospects.
645
00:37:10.062 --> 00:37:14.106
Here, marriage is one possible future
among travel and death.
646
00:37:14.106 --> 00:37:17.401
We should also be careful with the water.
647
00:37:17.401 --> 00:37:23.317
The account says you will “cross water.”
It doesn’t give us enough detail to turn
648
00:37:23.317 --> 00:37:26.613
that automatically into a prediction of
permanent emigration.
649
00:37:26.613 --> 00:37:30.282
But even without adding anything, the
range is striking.
650
00:37:30.282 --> 00:37:30.956
Movement.
651
00:37:30.956 --> 00:37:31.630
Marriage.
652
00:37:31.630 --> 00:37:32.304
Mortality.
653
00:37:32.304 --> 00:37:35.225
Three possible futures arranged on
ordinary saucers.
654
00:37:35.225 --> 00:37:41.516
That is why I don’t want to describe all
of these customs as simply cute romantic
655
00:37:41.516 --> 00:37:42.190
games.
656
00:37:42.190 --> 00:37:43.613
Some are playful.
657
00:37:43.613 --> 00:37:45.785
Some carry much darker possibilities.
658
00:37:45.785 --> 00:37:50.203
And sometimes the same familiar
format—close your eyes, touch an object,
659
00:37:50.203 --> 00:37:52.375
receive a result—can contain both.
660
00:37:52.375 --> 00:37:56.725
Now this is the moment when the account
becomes a warning.
661
00:37:56.725 --> 00:37:59.601
Mr. Cryan also remembers the
apple-and-mirror custom.
662
00:37:59.601 --> 00:38:05.426
He describes a girl going into a dark
room, peeling an apple before a mirror,
663
00:38:05.426 --> 00:38:09.407
and expecting her future husband’s face to
appear at midnight.
664
00:38:09.407 --> 00:38:15.232
But he says this particular custom is no
longer practiced, placing it in the past.
665
00:38:15.232 --> 00:38:17.002
Then the account changes.
666
00:38:17.002 --> 00:38:18.771
It stops giving instructions.
667
00:38:18.771 --> 00:38:20.910
It starts telling a story.
668
00:38:20.910 --> 00:38:26.735
A girl named McDonagh, from Keash, was
said to have seen her future husband in
669
00:38:26.735 --> 00:38:28.873
the mirror one Halloween night.
670
00:38:28.873 --> 00:38:33.960
About two months later, she encountered
the same man while returning from town.
671
00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:39.417
According to the story, she fainted, never
recovered from the shock,
and died within
672
00:38:39.417 --> 00:38:40.449
three months.
673
00:38:40.449 --> 00:38:42.956
That is what the account says.
674
00:38:42.956 --> 00:38:48.781
We are not treating it as a verified
medical history or proof that someone saw
675
00:38:48.781 --> 00:38:49.813
the future.
676
00:38:49.813 --> 00:38:53.057
It is a story attached to the custom.
677
00:38:53.057 --> 00:38:57.039
And it changes the emotional meaning of
the promised vision.
678
00:38:57.039 --> 00:38:59.177
The instructions offer something
desirable.
679
00:38:59.177 --> 00:39:02.053
You can see whom you will marry.
680
00:39:02.053 --> 00:39:07.140
The story asks whether you would actually
be prepared to recognize that person
681
00:39:07.140 --> 00:39:07.804
afterward.
682
00:39:07.804 --> 00:39:09.942
It turns anticipation into dread.
683
00:39:09.942 --> 00:39:13.186
Which is quite a journey for an apple.
684
00:39:13.186 --> 00:39:19.011
And this is not the only collected story
in which the mirror gives someone more
685
00:39:19.011 --> 00:39:20.412
than they wanted.
686
00:39:20.412 --> 00:39:25.131
For the next one, we have a date written
beneath the account:
687
00:39:25.131 --> 00:39:26.532
May 6, 1938.
688
00:39:26.532 --> 00:39:27.933
And two names.
689
00:39:27.933 --> 00:39:29.334
Peg and Etna.
690
00:39:29.334 --> 00:39:35.527
The next account was written down by Ettie
Millar on May 6, 1938, and preserved in
691
00:39:35.527 --> 00:39:40.246
the Schools’ Collection at Kilmore, County
Roscommon. Its action takes place on
692
00:39:40.246 --> 00:39:44.228
Halloween night. It turns the
apple-and-mirror custom into a warning:
693
00:39:44.228 --> 00:39:50.053
what if the face you saw belonged to
someone you should never have invited into
694
00:39:50.053 --> 00:39:51.085
your life?
695
00:39:51.085 --> 00:39:53.592
It is simply titled “A Story.”
696
00:39:53.592 --> 00:39:56.836
And that is how we should approach it.
697
00:39:56.836 --> 00:40:01.924
Not as a verified account of a
supernatural encounter, but as a story
698
00:40:01.924 --> 00:40:07.011
someone considered worth recording about
what could happen when you tried to see
699
00:40:07.011 --> 00:40:08.412
your future husband.
700
00:40:08.412 --> 00:40:13.868
It begins on Halloween night, with two
young women living in the same house.
701
00:40:13.868 --> 00:40:16.375
Their names are Peg and Etna.
702
00:40:16.375 --> 00:40:19.251
Right away, the storyteller establishes a
contrast.
703
00:40:19.251 --> 00:40:22.126
Peg is described as “rough and wild.”
704
00:40:22.126 --> 00:40:24.265
Etna is “mild and gentle.”
705
00:40:24.265 --> 00:40:26.772
Those descriptions are doing some work.
706
00:40:26.772 --> 00:40:32.228
Before anything happens, we have been told
who is likely to take the risk.
707
00:40:32.228 --> 00:40:35.841
And who might be expected to recognize the
danger.
708
00:40:35.841 --> 00:40:40.191
The girls have been trying tricks to
discover their future husbands.
709
00:40:40.191 --> 00:40:45.647
The custom in this story involves entering
a haunted room, peeling an apple, and
710
00:40:45.647 --> 00:40:48.154
watching the mirror for a face.
711
00:40:48.154 --> 00:40:49.924
Notice that extra requirement.
712
00:40:49.924 --> 00:40:52.062
Not simply a dark room.
713
00:40:52.062 --> 00:40:53.463
A haunted room.
714
00:40:53.463 --> 00:40:58.182
Apparently, the ordinary mirror service
was insufficient. We have upgraded to a
715
00:40:58.182 --> 00:40:59.951
location with known issues.
716
00:40:59.951 --> 00:41:02.090
Peg decides to try it.
717
00:41:02.090 --> 00:41:04.228
She begins peeling the apple.
718
00:41:04.228 --> 00:41:06.366
Then she hears terrible laughter.
719
00:41:06.366 --> 00:41:09.242
And a man appears in the mirror.
720
00:41:09.242 --> 00:41:13.592
Now, I would consider the aforementioned
terrible laughter as relevant information.
721
00:41:13.592 --> 00:41:19.786
Before we get distracted by the face, I
would like to know why the room is
722
00:41:19.786 --> 00:41:20.449
laughing.
723
00:41:20.449 --> 00:41:27.011
But the next day, a man arrives at the old
haunted ruin where the story takes place.
724
00:41:27.011 --> 00:41:30.993
He is the same man Peg saw in the glass.
725
00:41:30.993 --> 00:41:33.869
She falls deeply in love with him.
726
00:41:33.869 --> 00:41:37.113
They plan to marry and go away together.
727
00:41:37.113 --> 00:41:41.463
So, at first, the story appears to fulfill
the ritual’s promise.
728
00:41:41.463 --> 00:41:44.339
She wanted to see her future husband.
729
00:41:44.339 --> 00:41:46.108
She saw a man.
730
00:41:46.108 --> 00:41:47.509
The man arrived.
731
00:41:47.509 --> 00:41:50.385
For Peg, that seems to settle something.
732
00:41:50.385 --> 00:41:55.841
But for us, listening, the haunted room
and the laughter are still sitting there,
733
00:41:55.841 --> 00:41:56.505
unresolved.
734
00:41:56.505 --> 00:41:59.011
And now the story introduces secrecy.
735
00:41:59.011 --> 00:42:05.205
On the night they intend to leave, Peg
arranges for Etna to go to bed early.
736
00:42:05.205 --> 00:42:10.661
The account does not explain exactly why
she wants Etna out of the way.
737
00:42:10.661 --> 00:42:13.537
We don’t need to invent a reason.
738
00:42:13.537 --> 00:42:18.993
What matters is that the plan would leave
Peg answering the door without her.
739
00:42:18.993 --> 00:42:21.500
Except that is not what happens.
740
00:42:21.500 --> 00:42:24.338
Late that night, there is a knock.
741
00:42:24.338 --> 00:42:26.812
Peg is not ready to answer.
742
00:42:26.812 --> 00:42:28.558
Etna comes downstairs instead.
743
00:42:28.558 --> 00:42:31.032
And she brings a good light.
744
00:42:31.032 --> 00:42:33.506
That is such a useful detail.
745
00:42:33.506 --> 00:42:38.163
We began with someone looking into a
mirror in a haunted room.
746
00:42:38.163 --> 00:42:42.819
Now somebody approaches the actual visitor
with enough light to inspect him.
747
00:42:42.819 --> 00:42:44.202
Etna looks down.
748
00:42:44.202 --> 00:42:45.584
At his feet.
749
00:42:45.584 --> 00:42:46.967
They are cloven.
750
00:42:46.967 --> 00:42:53.079
She recognizes the visitor as the Devil
and points this out to Peg, saving her, in
751
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:55.553
the story’s words, from “eternal
damnation.”
752
00:42:55.553 --> 00:42:58.391
So the mirror did produce a face.
753
00:42:58.391 --> 00:43:02.320
The face was not the part they needed to
check.
754
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:05.885
Before committing to the mysterious
stranger, inspect the feet.
755
00:43:05.885 --> 00:43:08.359
Apparently, that was the background check.
756
00:43:08.359 --> 00:43:13.380
But the story does not end with Peg
laughing off a narrow escape.
757
00:43:13.380 --> 00:43:18.764
She becomes very ill and, according to the
account, “never did much good after.”
758
00:43:18.764 --> 00:43:24.149
The closing line says the incident put an
end to Halloween tricks in that
759
00:43:24.149 --> 00:43:27.350
neighborhood “for a long and many a day.”
760
00:43:27.350 --> 00:43:33.462
That last claim belongs to the story. We
cannot use it as independent proof that a
761
00:43:33.462 --> 00:43:35.936
whole neighborhood actually abandoned the
custom.
762
00:43:35.936 --> 00:43:40.593
But it tells us what kind of ending the
narrator gives it.
763
00:43:40.593 --> 00:43:43.431
This is not a successful matchmaking
story.
764
00:43:43.431 --> 00:43:45.177
This is a warning.
765
00:43:45.177 --> 00:43:49.834
What interests me here is that the mirror
does not simply fail.
766
00:43:49.834 --> 00:43:52.308
Peg sees someone who subsequently appears.
767
00:43:52.308 --> 00:43:56.601
The apparent confirmation is part of what
makes the situation dangerous.
768
00:43:56.601 --> 00:43:57.983
She recognizes him.
769
00:43:57.983 --> 00:43:59.730
She falls in love.
770
00:43:59.730 --> 00:44:03.659
The sequence gives her a reason to trust
the connection.
771
00:44:03.659 --> 00:44:07.224
Then Etna notices something that
recognition has not revealed.
772
00:44:07.224 --> 00:44:12.972
That is my reading of the tale, rather
than a claim about what every teller
773
00:44:12.972 --> 00:44:13.627
intended.
774
00:44:13.627 --> 00:44:17.556
But it makes an unsettling reversal of the
original promise.
775
00:44:17.556 --> 00:44:19.303
The custom offers certainty.
776
00:44:19.303 --> 00:44:22.504
Here is the face you are looking for.
777
00:44:22.504 --> 00:44:26.797
The story asks whether seeing that face
actually tells you enough.
778
00:44:26.797 --> 00:44:32.182
And it also gives us a contrast between
the two women’s ways of looking.
779
00:44:32.182 --> 00:44:35.383
Peg watches a reflection, hoping for a
future.
780
00:44:35.383 --> 00:44:38.585
Etna examines the person standing at the
door.
781
00:44:38.585 --> 00:44:40.331
With a good light.
782
00:44:40.331 --> 00:44:42.805
The first act produces the mystery.
783
00:44:42.805 --> 00:44:44.551
The second exposes it.
784
00:44:44.551 --> 00:44:49.208
That makes this a useful place to pause in
our Irish material.
785
00:44:49.208 --> 00:44:54.229
We have encountered instructions that
promise a name, a face, or a prediction.
786
00:44:54.229 --> 00:44:58.522
We have also encountered stories that
attach consequences to seeking that
787
00:44:58.522 --> 00:44:59.177
knowledge.
788
00:44:59.177 --> 00:45:02.378
Those are related, but they are not
interchangeable.
789
00:45:02.378 --> 00:45:08.490
A record of how to perform a charm tells
us what someone said you should do.
790
00:45:08.490 --> 00:45:13.511
A legend about the Devil arriving
afterward tells us what someone said you
791
00:45:13.511 --> 00:45:14.893
ought to fear.
792
00:45:14.893 --> 00:45:17.367
And a tradition can preserve both.
793
00:45:17.367 --> 00:45:19.114
The invitation to try.
794
00:45:19.114 --> 00:45:21.224
And the warning not to.
795
00:45:21.224 --> 00:45:26.608
So far, we have moved from Burns’s lively
gathering to Irish records of remembered
796
00:45:26.608 --> 00:45:28.355
customs and frightening stories.
797
00:45:28.355 --> 00:45:34.103
For our next stop, we need to ask what
happens when this kind of fortune-telling
798
00:45:34.103 --> 00:45:36.577
is deliberately organized as party
entertainment.
799
00:45:36.577 --> 00:45:39.778
Not a secret departure for a haunted room.
800
00:45:39.778 --> 00:45:42.616
Something a host prepares for the guests.
801
00:45:42.616 --> 00:45:44.726
Instructions laid out in advance.
802
00:45:44.726 --> 00:45:49.019
The future, scheduled somewhere between
the refreshments and the next game.
803
00:45:49.019 --> 00:45:54.767
That is where we turn to an American
Halloween party—and look at what the host
804
00:45:54.767 --> 00:45:57.241
is actually being told to arrange.
805
00:45:57.241 --> 00:46:01.534
For our American scene, we’re stepping
back to Delaware in 1912.
806
00:46:01.534 --> 00:46:06.555
The Irish accounts we just explored were
collected in the 1930s, often describing
807
00:46:06.555 --> 00:46:11.576
older customs. This time, we have a
newspaper report of an actual Halloween
808
00:46:11.576 --> 00:46:12.230
party.
809
00:46:12.230 --> 00:46:17.251
Not a poem or a legend, but a local
account describing the decorations,
810
00:46:17.251 --> 00:46:18.634
activities, and guests.
811
00:46:18.634 --> 00:46:23.290
On November 9, 1912, The Middletown
Transcript reported that the Queen Esther
812
00:46:23.290 --> 00:46:27.583
Circle of Bethesda Methodist Episcopal
Church had held its regular Halloween
813
00:46:27.583 --> 00:46:30.057
party at the parsonage—the minister’s
residence.
814
00:46:30.057 --> 00:46:33.259
Which brings us, rather unexpectedly, back
to church.
815
00:46:33.259 --> 00:46:38.279
I started this episode remembering the
future-spouse game I played with friends I
816
00:46:38.279 --> 00:46:43.300
met through church. This is a different
denomination, place, and time. I’m not
817
00:46:43.300 --> 00:46:45.046
suggesting a direct connection.
818
00:46:45.046 -->
00:46:49.339
But I did have a moment reading this where
I thought:
819
00:46:49.339 --> 00:46:50.358
Of course.
820
00:46:50.358 --> 00:46:55.015
I’ve followed the fortune-telling through
Scotland and Ireland, and now somebody is
821
00:46:55.015 --> 00:46:57.125
serving cocoa at the parsonage.
822
00:46:57.125 --> 00:47:00.691
The house is decorated with
orange-and-black crepe paper, autumn
823
00:47:00.691 --> 00:47:05.713
leaves, and jack-o’-lanterns. In the
dining room, red and yellow ears of corn
824
00:47:05.713 --> 00:47:07.096
serve as candlesticks.
825
00:47:07.096 --> 00:47:11.026
And the entertainment begins before the
guests even get inside.
826
00:47:11.026 --> 00:47:16.411
Witches meet them at the front door, then
silently and solemnly escort them around
827
00:47:16.411 --> 00:47:18.886
the house to the back entrance.
828
00:47:18.886 --> 00:47:20.996
You’ve reached the right address.
829
00:47:20.996 --> 00:47:23.835
You’re just being given the scenic route.
830
00:47:23.835 --> 00:47:29.948
Once the guests are welcomed, a paper bag
is tied over each person’s hand. They are
831
00:47:29.948 --> 00:47:34.242
instructed to wear it out by shaking hands
with their neighbors.
832
00:47:34.242 --> 00:47:36.353
An icebreaker with additional packaging.
833
00:47:36.353 --> 00:47:41.738
It’s an unusual introduction, but it gives
everyone something to do—and a reason to
834
00:47:41.738 --> 00:47:45.304
approach one another without having to
invent a conversation.
835
00:47:45.304 --> 00:47:48.507
That sense of arrangement runs through the
evening.
836
00:47:48.507 --> 00:47:51.709
The decorations are ready. The games have
instructions.
837
00:47:51.709 --> 00:47:54.547
And the future has its own room.
838
00:47:54.547 --> 00:47:59.205
The library has been darkened and
transformed into a “Witches Den,” where
839
00:47:59.205 --> 00:48:00.952
two witches tell fortunes.
840
00:48:00.952 --> 00:48:05.610
The newspaper calls them two of the
“weirdest” witches and describes their
841
00:48:05.610 --> 00:48:07.720
predictions as “really most remarkable.”
842
00:48:07.720 --> 00:48:12.742
Unfortunately, it doesn’t tell us what
they predicted or how they did it.
843
00:48:12.742 --> 00:48:17.764
We don’t know whether they used cards,
read palms, or prepared messages in
844
00:48:17.764 --> 00:48:18.419
advance.
845
00:48:18.419 --> 00:48:23.077
But we do know that fortune-telling was a
planned attraction. Someone had
846
00:48:23.077 --> 00:48:27.371
transformed a room, adopted a character,
and prepared to receive guests.
847
00:48:27.371 --> 00:48:31.664
That is a different arrangement from
standing alone before a mirror.
848
00:48:31.664 --> 00:48:34.139
Here, the mysterious figures are expected.
849
00:48:34.139 --> 00:48:36.250
They have a designated space.
850
00:48:36.250 --> 00:48:39.088
The supernatural is on the evening’s
program.
851
00:48:39.088 --> 00:48:44.837
It would be tempting to turn this into a
neat progression: first people believed in
852
00:48:44.837 --> 00:48:47.312
fortune-telling, and then it became
entertainment.
853
00:48:47.312 --> 00:48:50.514
But our earlier examples have already
complicated that.
854
00:48:50.514 --> 00:48:54.444
Burns’s poem contains flirting, jokes,
skepticism, and ordinary explanations for
855
00:48:54.444 --> 00:48:58.374
frightening events. The Irish records
preserve both playful predictions and
856
00:48:58.374 --> 00:49:01.577
disturbing stories. Belief and
entertainment were not necessarily
857
00:49:01.577 --> 00:49:02.595
separate categories.
858
00:49:02.595 --> 00:49:06.162
This newspaper cannot tell us what every
guest thought.
859
00:49:06.162 --> 00:49:10.456
What it does show is that, at this
particular Methodist parsonage,
860
00:49:10.456 --> 00:49:15.113
fortune-telling could be organized and
publicly described as part of an enjoyable
861
00:49:15.113 --> 00:49:16.132
Halloween party.
862
00:49:16.132 --> 00:49:20.426
That doesn’t establish what every
Methodist—or even every person in the
863
00:49:20.426 --> 00:49:21.081
room—believed.
864
00:49:21.081 --> 00:49:26.103
It simply gives us a more interesting
picture than a firm boundary between
865
00:49:26.103 --> 00:49:28.214
church activities and fortune-telling
games.
866
00:49:28.214 --> 00:49:30.688
Here, they were sharing a house.
867
00:49:30.688 --> 00:49:33.768
The fortunes are only part of the
entertainment.
868
00:49:33.768 --> 00:49:37.898
The newspaper calls the “crowning game” of
the evening “Hat Trimming.”
869
00:49:37.898 --> 00:49:43.427
The young men find the women whose numbers
match their own. Each man selects and
870
00:49:43.427 --> 00:49:49.657
decorates a hat for his partner, who then
wears it as he escorts her to the dining
871
00:49:49.657 --> 00:49:50.287
room.
872
00:49:50.287 --> 00:49:55.117
This is not a marriage prediction. The
report doesn’t claim that the matching
873
00:49:55.117 --> 00:49:56.797
numbers identify destined spouses.
874
00:49:56.797 --> 00:50:00.227
But it is another way the hosts organize
encounters.
875
00:50:00.227 --> 00:50:05.057
The guests don’t have to decide whom to
approach or how to begin.
876
00:50:05.057 --> 00:50:06.736
They have a number.
877
00:50:06.736 --> 00:50:08.416
They have a partner.
878
00:50:08.416 --> 00:50:11.146
They have a hat that needs attention.
879
00:50:11.146 --> 00:50:15.976
The newspaper playfully describes some of
the finished creations as “a thing of
880
00:50:15.976 --> 00:50:18.006
beauty and a joy forever.”
881
00:50:18.006 --> 00:50:21.436
I appreciate the word some doing its work
there.
882
00:50:21.436 --> 00:50:25.916
Then come doughnuts, cocoa, fruit, candy,
and popcorn. The guests declare the
883
00:50:25.916 --> 00:50:26.896
evening delightful.
884
00:50:26.896 --> 00:50:28.575
No reported cloven feet.
885
00:50:28.575 --> 00:50:30.955
No crockery thrown into the fire.
886
00:50:30.955 --> 00:50:32.635
A comparatively smooth gathering.
887
00:50:32.635 --> 00:50:36.415
One
party cannot represent every American
Halloween celebration in 1912.
888
00:50:36.415 --> 00:50:41.595
But this one gives us a documented example
of fortune-telling woven into a larger
889
00:50:41.595 --> 00:50:44.675
evening of decorations, performances,
social games, and refreshments.
890
00:50:44.675 --> 00:50:49.505
And it brings us back to a distinction
we’ve encountered throughout the episode.
891
00:50:49.505 --> 00:50:54.684
Knowing what people did is not the same as
knowing exactly what they believed.
892
00:50:54.684 --> 00:51:00.564
We know the witches told fortunes. We know
the library was prepared for them. We know
893
00:51:00.564 --> 00:51:03.294
the newspaper treated the activity as
entertainment.
894
00:51:03.294 --> 00:51:08.474
We don’t know whether a particular guest
laughed off a prediction or quietly hoped
895
00:51:08.474 --> 00:51:10.154
it might come true.
896
00:51:10.154 --> 00:51:13.934
And that uncertainty brings me back to
those cardboard initials.
897
00:51:13.934 --> 00:51:18.063
I can’t tell you how much faith I put in
them.
898
00:51:18.063 --> 00:51:20.793
I can’t even remember what they said.
899
00:51:20.793 --> 00:51:24.223
But I remember waiting to see which ones
flipped.
900
00:51:24.223 --> 00:51:29.053
After all these apples, nuts, mirrors, and
saucers, that moment of antici—pation is
901
00:51:29.053 --> 00:51:30.733
what stays with me.
902
00:51:30.733 --> 00:51:34.513
Not evidence that every custom came from
the same place.
903
00:51:34.513 --> 00:51:38.992
Not a claim that everyone understood the
games in the same way.
904
00:51:38.992 --> 00:51:41.022
Just that small, tempting possibility:
905
00:51:41.022 --> 00:51:45.152
Something ordinary is about to tell you
something you don’t know.
906
00:51:45.152 --> 00:51:47.532
And even if you’re only playing—
907
00:51:47.532 --> 00:51:49.562
You still want to look.
908
00:51:49.562 --> 00:51:51.493
Looking back, the funniest part is that I
remember everything around the prediction.
909
00:51:51.493 --> 00:51:51.885
The family.
910
00:51:51.885 --> 00:51:52.277
The books.
911
00:51:52.277 --> 00:51:52.809
The Pokémon cards.
912
00:51:52.809 --> 00:51:54.600
The fact that they understood how much I
loved wizards and magic.
913
00:51:54.600 --> 00:51:56.531
I remember making the little cardboard
squares and waiting to see which initials
914
00:51:56.531 --> 00:51:56.923
flipped over.
915
00:51:56.923 --> 00:51:57.595
But the initials themselves?
916
00:51:57.595 --> 00:51:57.987
No idea.
917
00:51:57.987 --> 00:52:00.058
And that’s fine. I have a partner. I’m not
checking whether some childhood cardboard
918
00:52:00.058 --> 00:52:00.730
has a competing recommendation.
919
00:52:00.730 --> 00:52:02.661
What interests me now isn’t, “Who was I
supposed to end up with?”
920
00:52:02.661 --> 00:52:05.152
It’s, “Why did we play that? Where did the
idea come from? And how did something so
921
00:52:05.152 --> 00:52:06.523
ordinary become a way to ask about the
future?”
922
00:52:06.523 --> 00:52:08.175
Apparently, the part that stayed with me
wasn’t the predicted answer.
923
00:52:08.175 --> 00:52:08.846
It was the question.
924
00:52:08.846 --> 00:52:09.938
And, eventually, all the questions behind
it.
925
00:52:09.938 --> 00:52:14.948
That is what I’ve enjoyed following
through this episode.
926
00:52:14.948 --> 00:52:20.981
Not whether these customs could actually
identify somebody’s perfect match, but
927
00:52:20.981 --> 00:52:24.458
what happened when people tried them.
928
00:52:24.458 --> 00:52:32.535
In Burns’s poem, a private hope can hide
inside a public game. Someone can quietly
929
00:52:32.535 --> 00:52:40.102
name the nuts, watch the fire, and avoid
telling everybody else why the result
930
00:52:40.102 --> 00:52:41.022
matters.
931
00:52:41.022 --> 00:52:47.566
In the Irish records, instructions for
seeing a future spouse sit alongside
932
00:52:47.566 --> 00:52:51.554
stories warning that you might regret
looking.
933
00:52:51.554 --> 00:52:58.098
And at the Delaware party, fortune-telling
becomes one activity in an evening
934
00:52:58.098 --> 00:53:01.063
designed to bring people together.
935
00:53:01.063 --> 00:53:05.562
Those are different settings, not one
unchanged tradition.
936
00:53:05.562 --> 00:53:12.617
But each gives us something to explore
beyond whether the prediction came true.
937
00:53:12.617 --> 00:53:20.695
Who taught you the game? Who played it
with you? Did everyone laugh? Did somebody
938
00:53:20.695 --> 00:53:22.126
get frightened?
939
00:53:22.126 --> 00:53:29.182
And what made the experience memorable
enough to tell someone about it afterward?
940
00:53:29.182 --> 00:53:36.748
For me, it was being around people who
welcomed my interests and gave my
941
00:53:36.748 --> 00:53:39.202
imagination somewhere to go.
942
00:53:39.202 --> 00:53:45.746
They probably didn’t realize that a few
cardboard squares would eventually become
943
00:53:45.746 --> 00:53:48.712
part of a podcast episode.
944
00:53:48.712 --> 00:53:52.188
To be fair, neither did I.
945
00:53:52.188 --> 00:53:56.052
Last week, we explored the complicated
history of Halloween.
946
00:53:56.052 --> 00:54:02.283
This week, we looked more closely at some
of the things people did with it.
947
00:54:02.283 --> 00:54:06.936
A Scottish gathering where crops and
household objects became tools of
948
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prediction.
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00:54:07.646 --> 00:54:11.905
Irish customs and stories that offered
both promises and warnings.
950
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An American church party where the witches
had their own room and refreshments
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followed the entertainment.
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And somewhere along the way, I found
myself thinking about a family from my
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childhood who taught me a little game.
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00:54:27.757 --> 00:54:32.016
That game didn’t leave me with a name I
remembered.
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00:54:32.016 --> 00:54:35.486
It left me with something I’m still using.
956
00:54:35.486 --> 00:54:37.379
The urge to ask:
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00:54:37.379 --> 00:54:40.060
“Wait. Why do we do that?”
958
00:54:40.060 --> 00:54:43.925
Which is a lovely thing to carry into
adulthood.
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00:54:43.925 --> 00:54:48.578
Although it does make researching an
episode considerably more complicated than
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00:54:48.578 --> 00:54:49.682
originally anticipated.
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And that question is coming with us next
week.
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Because we’ve spent this episode looking
at how people used Halloween to discover
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00:54:58.988 --> 00:55:02.064
what might be waiting in their future.
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Next, we’re turning toward what might be
waiting on the doorstep.
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00:55:06.717 --> 00:55:10.976
Costumes. Candy. Neighborhood children
with an evening’s worth of plans.
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00:55:10.976 --> 00:55:15.235
We’re getting into the American afterlife
of trick-or-treating: the organized
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00:55:15.235 --> 00:55:19.888
campaigns, the candy economy, the postwar
suburbs, and the great costume-and-prank
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war.
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00:55:20.598 --> 00:55:25.645
This week, the question was, “Who’s going
to appear in the mirror?”
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00:55:25.645 --> 00:55:30.693
Next week, it’s, “Who’s ringing the
doorbell—and what happens if we don’t
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answer?”
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Different activities.
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Potentially more property damage.
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But, as always, I have questions.
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And just like that, this week’s obsession
comes to an end… thanks for getting
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00:55:42.917 --> 00:55:44.810
wonderfully lost with me.
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00:55:44.810 --> 00:55:51.435
If you’d like to keep this cozy corner of
the strange alive, everything you need is
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00:55:51.435 --> 00:55:56.877
waiting in the notes below—or head over to
my website, mylatestfixation.com where the
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magic quietly hums. You can browse
peculiar merch, learn the story behind the
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00:56:02.318 --> 00:56:08.549
show, or leave a little offering. Spend
$50 or more, and you’ll get free shipping.
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00:56:08.549 --> 00:56:14.779
Have a dark history footnote, a lonely
cryptid, or a digital mystery you think I
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00:56:14.779 --> 00:56:20.615
absolutely need to fixate on? Send your
thoughts via carrier pigeon… if you can
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00:56:20.615 --> 00:56:26.452
find one with a good sense of direction.
Otherwise, the website works much better.
984
00:56:26.452 --> 00:56:32.288
And if you enjoyed your stay, share the
show with another kindred spirit… that’s
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how our tiny, haunted hearth keeps
growing.
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Stay curious. Stay obsessed. Stay human.