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I stopped writing and I didn't start writing again until I was about 30.
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And then I read a book from the library that was really bad.
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And I was like mad at it after I finished it.
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I was like, what a waste of time.
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Wow.
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And then I saw it had been published by one of the biggest publishers.
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And I was like, wait.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say it was a Doug Pratt.
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Welcome to the Two Authors podcast,
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an entertaining chat show hosted by bestselling mystery and thriller authors Douglas Pratt
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and Nicholas Harvey in lively, humorous and informative conversation with distinguished
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guests who share their thoughts and experience about forging a successful author career.
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Welcome to this week's episode of the Two Authors podcast brought to you as always by the
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Fabulous vellum. How you doing Doug?
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Fabulous. Oh, I am doing fantabulous too. How are you?
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It's a fantabulous day. Let's keep this rolling. Yeah.
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So if you're doing the print on demand, I am jonesing to do this because I haven't done it yet.
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I'm gearing up to do a Kickstarter and maybe something featured around
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author nation and reader nation where we'll both be and we'll be both be signing it.
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Re-donation in November. So I'm kind of jonesen to do a special edition type thing which will include printed edges but.
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The feature in vellum is what they call four stages.
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So I say it's forced a new show to the round is pretty cool.
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Yeah which you can just do on your all your paperbacks if you want it's it really doesn't cost anything once you've set it up to do it.
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And it basically prints around the very edge of the page and creates what looks like a
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sprayed edge on the edge of the pages.
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It's really cool.
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And the integrate artwork that you can do through people like painted wings and printed
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edges are a couple of companies that do it.
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And then boom, Valem handles it all.
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And yeah.
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That's kind of cool.
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So you should do like a, I think you'd be cool with on the spine, you have a
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little scooby
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diver going up the side of the spine like that.
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Let me kind of, yeah.
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Yeah, we talked about that before.
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Wouldn't that be cool?
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Maybe an octopus climbing around the corner or something.
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Octopus climbing.
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Yeah, that would be really...
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There's endless stuff for the AJ series I could do.
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The AJ series got a lot of potential for that.
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Yeah, Nora could just be an image of Nora just looking at you like you're an idiot.
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I do feel like when I read your Nora books, I'm like, "Oh, it's like dealing with my teenagers."
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They're just like staring at me.
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Yeah, just staring blankly.
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I feel like she judges me as I'm reading her.
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She judges everybody.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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She judges me and I'm creative.
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the Two Authors podcast.
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Give us a little love, we appreciate it.
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And today's guest is New York Times bestselling author
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of many acclaimed mysteries for adults
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and over $15 for teens, April Henry,
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Bestselling Girls. She wrote the Bestseller Girl, Stole and Gold Forgotten. Won the Edgar Award.
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Two Truths and a Lie was the Yulsa Top 10 Quick Pick for reluctant young adult readers. I can't
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wait to ask her about reluctant readers. And the girl I used to be was an Edgar Award finalist
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and won the Antony Award for Best YA Mystery. She recently released another hit In the Blood
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for Teens and Young Adults and we'll chat with April shortly. But first, we have a listener
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question from our recent guest, MJ Khan.
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- Our wonderful friend, MJ Khan.
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Thank you so much for sticking around.
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And you have a question to lay on us.
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What you got?
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- If you had to look at your flagship series
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and step into that world,
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would you want to be able to walk in
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your main character's shoes?
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And if you did, what skill set do they have
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that you would most cherish having?
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(laughing)
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Man, my mind went like crazy there, right?
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So I've got three series and one I do with Doug.
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So Nora Summer, I said,
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if anyone's read a Nora Summer book,
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man, I think it would be interesting
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to step into her brain, that's for sure.
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But because my original series, the AJ Bailey series,
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is diving related, I think I'd have to step into AJ's shoes
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to do all the diving stuff,
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'cause that would be the coolest thing ever.
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And what is the skill?
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What is the thing, attribute that she has
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that I would most like to get my hands on?
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Well, she's female, so she has boobs, there's that.
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That was the first thing that sprung to this mind.
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So you can tell where my head is.
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So Doug, you wanna take over?
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- No, at this point, yes, I want to save you
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before you get canceled, so good Lord.
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I guess, you know, yeah, 'cause Chase is my,
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is probably my flagship series.
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So I can jump into his life.
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He lives on a boat.
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He lives in South Florida and he has always beautiful women.
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So I'm not sure that that's a you're halfway to his life already.
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I know you have a sailboat.
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You have a beautiful wife.
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Yeah, I just need to move to South Florida and kill a few people on the.
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But let's see.
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So and then the aspect about him, I think I kind of think the basically
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his just demeanor that is is part of like why I write him that way is
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It's kind of a demeanor I wish I had, which is just I'm not going to put up with your
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shit.
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laid back and pretty laid back.
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But also, you know, he's got an opinion and he doesn't mind sharing it and that kind of
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thing.
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So yeah, that's cool.
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All right, MJ, what about you?
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You better you better go paranormal fantasy on this one.
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You know, if I had to step into one of mine, I don't know.
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I mean, you know, I think that one of the paranormal's,
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you know, my main character, you know, in that series,
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yeah, is a wolf shifter.
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So I just think that it would be cool just for once
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to be able to experience the world through the eyes
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and the ears of, you know, an animal, especially a wolf,
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something that's just high up on the predator chain.
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Nothing I'm gonna, nothing I'm gonna like chase anybody
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or anything, I just wanna know, it's like, you know,
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what is it like to just have all of your senses firing
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at that type of a level for so long.
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And then my thrillers, my other flagship is the Jesse Knight
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throws in, I just don't know if I'd even wanna be
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in that world because it's just so horrible.
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You're being hunted all the time by crazed killers.
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And I would like to, if I had to have one of her abilities,
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it would be to always be hyper aware of my surroundings.
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It may sound like paranoia, but at the same time,
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I go through the world and I'm like,
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I don't even know how I drove home sometimes.
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I'm like, what is happening?
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I would like to be able to pay attention to everything for Joe Smalls.
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Yeah, it's weird.
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Like our characters like that are, they have always that super ability to just be aware.
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Like, and so Chase is the same way.
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He's always like, you know, aware of his surrounding.
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What's going to be the problem?
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That would be an interesting, yeah.
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To be that aware, I'm pretty oblivious.
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Oh, yeah, me too.
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Somebody's being stabbed over there next door.
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And I'm like, I didn't even know what happened.
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Oh, are you okay?
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Yeah, brilliant. Great question. Thank you so much for sticking around with us. We really appreciate it.
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You are so welcome. Thank you guys.
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April Henry, thank you so much for joining us on the show. How are you doing?
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I'm doing great.
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As we record this, a little excited because you just had a recent release. How's in the blood doing?
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I think it's done pretty well. I've been on a bunch of podcasts. I had a feature in Publishers Weekly.
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I wrote an essay for Writers Digest. I wrote another essay for School Library Journal.
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But you never really know how things are going. And I worry a little bit as people
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are watching costs climb and gas cost so much money, whether there's going to be free money to buy books.
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It's definitely a thing at the moment as we're both Indies. So we get that instant feedback
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because we see those numbers, especially if you're through Amazon, if you're through some of the
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feedback in a day or two, you kind of get an idea. But, you know, when we talk to a
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traditionally published authors, they're like, "I think it's going okay. It'll be a
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month or two until I really know." All right. Let's get started with a little bit of background.
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How did you first get involved in writing and when were you first published?
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Well, when I was a little kid, I loved to read. And I started when I was about 11 or 12 thinking
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about whether I could write my own short stories. So I wrote a short story about a six-foot
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a tall frog named Herman who loved peanut butter.
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And I decided the Royal Doll, you know,
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who wrote Matilda and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,
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I thought, I bet he would like my story.
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So my dad showed me how in the front of the book
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it has the address to the publisher.
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He said, why don't you try sending your story care
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of the publisher to Royal Doll?
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So I sent it off to New York
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and eventually it made its way over to England.
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And then eventually, eventually Royal Doll
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sent me back a postcard telling me
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how much he liked my story.
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And he actually took it with him to lunch.
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He showed it to his editor
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and she had a children's magazine called Puffin Post.
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And she asked if she could publish my story.
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So, "Roll doll kind of made me be a writer."
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- Wow. - Oh my God, what a story.
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Tell me you've still got the postcard.
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- I do, I still have a postcard.
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- For, you know, we're audio, not video,
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but this is framed right here.
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She just showed it to us.
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- That is really cool.
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Man, Royal Doll is like, I mean, we all grew up with him.
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- Yes, I just finished listening to the podcast,
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The Secret Royal Doll, which I would really recommend.
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He was a fighter pilot, a spy, a medical inventor.
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There's many sides to him.
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Some not as great.
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- But he was a superb critic of young girls'
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short stories, apparently.
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- And great, so encouraging.
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Like he basically, I mean, had he not said that,
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said that postcard to you probably spurred you on to do.
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So like, I would be like, oh yeah, I can write forever.
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So, uh...
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- Well, if actually what happened was,
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I was growing up in a little logging town in Southern Oregon.
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And so as I got older, I didn't know any writers.
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It felt like wanting to be a magical unicorn.
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I mean, it'd be cool if we were magical unicorns,
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but I just thought that there's no way somebody like me,
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I felt like, yeah, I'd probably be born in New York
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or San Francisco or something.
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So I stopped writing
and I didn't start writing again until I was about 30.
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And then I read a book from the library that was really bad.
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And I was like mad at it after I finished it.
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I was like, what a waste of time.
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And then I saw it had been published by one of the biggest publishers.
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And I was like, wait, oh, I thought you were going to say it was a Doug Pratt.
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I was like, I could write a book as bad as that.
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That's all you need to do.
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So, but it wasn't until I wrote a first book that got 107 rejection letters from agents.
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I wrote a second book that got 53 rejections from agents, but then the 54th lady called me from New
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York and she said she wanted to be my agent. She took that book out to editors to try to sell it.
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We got a bunch of nice rejection letters. I know they were nice rejection letters because I wrote
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a third book and it didn't even get nice rejection letters. And then I wrote a fourth book and
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it sold in two days. So it started saying I was an overnight success and it was like
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it took me nine years to be an overnight success.
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Oh my gosh, what a brutal day.
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It's a very long night, wouldn't it?
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Yes. It's a very long night.
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12 years old, you have this amazing, encouraging, beautiful experience with Raul Dahl, only to
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go, "Okay, later on, I'm going to give this a real go." And then you get slapped around
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the face like 200 times. That's the real awakening of the publishing business.
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So now you went full-time though. How long ago was that that you went there?
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Quit my day job February 1st, 2008. And I remember just really wanting to throw up. I quit it
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- I think February 1st, so that I would have
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the full month of health insurance after that.
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- Yeah.
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- But 2008, think about that.
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What was going on in, especially in America,
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but in the world?
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- Oh yes, yes.
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I was watching the stock market take
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and wondering what was gonna happen.
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And it all worked out.
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There's been times where I've taught
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a little bit on the side,
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or trying to think what else I did for money.
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You know, every now and then you're like,
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because what happens when you go freelance
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is the money that you expected to come in at a certain time.
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Turns out it's gonna be really late
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and money that you didn't know about happens
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and it more or less works out in the wash.
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More or less, there are, we have some panicky times
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and luckily for a long time,
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my husband carried the health insurance for us
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and worked full time, but then he went freelance
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And we both, that was interesting.
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- That's such a big deal in the US
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where health insurance is so pricey.
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It's a big, big deal for authors to go.
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Once you go self-employed, it's a big step.
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- Well, they hooked it up with employment
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back when there was, you couldn't pay people more money.
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There was some kind of price controls are going on.
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So the employers were looking around for a way
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to make themselves more attractive.
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And they said, oh, what if we bundled health insurance
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in with it?
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And then that, unfortunately, now it's all connected,
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but most jobs don't even offer it anymore.
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A lot of the lower level ones.
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- Or an order, an order so, yeah,
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the cost for it is insane.
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Yeah, it's insane.
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Yeah, it's always crazy.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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That's part of the reason I'm unemployable, I think.
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That's what I was thinking.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah.
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- Which, that sounds like, I mean,
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I went full time in 2020,
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but I quit right before the pandemic.
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And I was like, man, if I'd have waited a couple of weeks,
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I could have probably been put on like a hiatus
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for my job anyway.
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And still been paid for a little bit.
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But no, I was like, no, January,
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I'm like quit right now the whole time.
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- Seemed like a good point to start.
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- It seemed like, well, I thought I was gonna be able
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to be home with everybody myself and be some writing,
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but then no, everybody was home with me.
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So that didn't help any so.
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- Okay, so one of the things that I read about
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that happened to you was this ordeal
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where someone broke into your home?
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- Yes, I broke into my apartment
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when I was a college student
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and I really think it's what made me be a mystery writer.
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So I lived in these old ramshackle apartments
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and there was a retaining wall behind them
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because the hill was gradually sliding down.
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And so the retaining wall was only like a foot away.
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So most people didn't bother to put curtains back up there
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'cause then why would you bother?
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It's just a wall.
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And I was, this was so long ago,
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I was doing Jane Fonda exercises.
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And I kept hearing rustling, and I thought it was raccoons.
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And then I went to take a shower,
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and I'm in my shower in this apartment
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where the bathroom door was warped.
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It did not even fit all the way into the frame,
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so you couldn't close it all the way.
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- Nice apartment you got there.
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- Yeah, this is college, true college digs.
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- It is college.
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So I heard the sound of somebody forcing open
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kitchen window and I'll never forget just turning off the water and standing there and staring at
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the door that is just kind of stuck but is not going to be lockable and then the window behind
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me was too small and it was painted shut and I'm like naked and wet and I'm like oh my god there's
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someone in my apartment so I pulled on some clothes and I walked out into
the hall and it was all
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dark except for a light the bathroom light behind me and I just stopped and I said who's in my kitchen
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And he didn't say anything, but I heard him breathing.
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And then I heard a little voice in the back of my head,
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and it said, you're an idiot.
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You need to run.
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[LAUGHTER]
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So I ran, and I was too afraid to reach back into the apartment
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to close the door behind me, because I thought he would grab me.
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And I knocked on my neighbor's door.
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He was going to law school.
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I mean, we really looked to site, because he
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was wearing these little tiny bikini briefs,
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and I'm in this soaking wet leotard.
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And he was like, let's call that new emergency number 119.
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And I was like, I think it's 911, Howard.
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(laughing)
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The police came--
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- Howard sound like he was--
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- Well, she banged on the door of a lawyer.
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You couldn't find somebody who'd be,
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what's he gonna sue the guy while he's still in the place?
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- He was in law school.
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- Oh, right.
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- I think the kidney briefs are the one
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that really sells it.
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- Okay, so Howard had been smoking pot.
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- I assumed Howard was probably smoking something.
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- It was not legal.
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So he was, after he called the police,
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he had all the windows open
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and he's running around flapping his arms,
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trying to get the smoke smell out.
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And the cops showed up and we went back into my apartment
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and he was gone.
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And then we were talking and there was a thump
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from my bedroom and both cops threw their guns
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and pointed them down the hallway
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and then out walked to my cat.
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It was like a bad jump scare in a horror movie.
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- Oh my God.
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So we were all laughing and then they said,
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"Did he take anything?"
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And I said, "The only thing that's missing is my dish towels."
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And I thought that was funny.
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I started laughing about that.
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And the male cop looked at me and he said,
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"Ma'am, he was gonna tie you up with them."
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So I could have died that night.
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I definitely would have been raped and possibly murdered.
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A couple of years ago, I got curious and I looked for that.
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There's a website for unsolved homicides in Portland.
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I looked for my year and I looked for women.
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And there was a girl that was going to Portland State
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the same as I was who lived three miles away.
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And two months later, she was strangled in her apartment
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and they've never caught the killer.
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It could just be a coincidence,
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but I remember looking at her face and just thinking,
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"Wow, that could have been me."
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But I think like for a long time, I didn't think about it.
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I just pushed it away, but it made it be
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that every time I read a story about some woman
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where an escaped prisoner breaks into her house
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or something like that, I'll think,
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could I survive that situation?
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What would I do if I were her?
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And I think it started planning the seeds for me,
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writing thrillers and mysteries.
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I have a million questions that spur from this thing.
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What a terrifying experience.
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So I mean, the first, I mean, when you're writing and you're writing from a victim's
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perspective, you have one of the best pieces of experience to
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write from. I can only imagine how authentic those scenes you
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write are. It had to have as traumatic as it is, it has to
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have the looking at the positives, it has to have
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helped.
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That I think it did, I think it did very much. And then I try to
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write characters who are are smart. And if you're smart, and
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you are calm, maybe you could think of something to do. I
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I would have been able to think of something to do,
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but I don't know, sometimes I feel like you
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in your imagination, you're always a lot more clever
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and fast moving and fast thinking,
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whereas in reality, maybe you're just like panicked
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and going, "Oh my God, oh my God."
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- As a general rule, I'm always not as fast
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and quick thinking as I think I am anyway.
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So I can't imagine in a situation like that.
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- It's also comfort levels in circumstances.
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the circumstance, you're not in. You're never in, right? I mean, you're never in that environment.
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He is. This is what he does. He's there for the purpose with a goal, and he's putting himself
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in an environment that he deliberately put himself into. And that's one of the...
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And he shows it, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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The other thing is that your reaction in the moment actually seems pretty straight,
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clear-headed to the most part, like as opposed to just panicking. You just realized, run. You know,
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Some people get that panic and just freeze.
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So you, that's, and that's a different kind of psychology altogether.
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Yeah.
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They do talk about fight, flight or freeze, you know, that those are the three things.
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And I do Brazilian jujitsu now.
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And I do think that at least it would get past me, past the shock of someone
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just hurt me or something that I had.
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I, I hope that I wouldn't freeze as much that I would be, you know, move on from
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that other than the shock.
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Was that interest in martial arts spurred by this incident?
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It was quite a few years later.
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I took a kickboxing class that was a hands off and you just kicked bags.
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But it was really fun.
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And the guy who taught it, we had a black belt in a different martial
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out, Kachikambo.
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So he started teaching us Kachikambo.
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And then I went from there to Kung Fu and then I went from there to Jiu Jitsu.
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I don't think I have the knees anymore to do Kung Fu.
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There's a lot of like horse stance squats for a long time.
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And I don't think my knees would do that anymore.
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- Yeah, I used to do a little taekwondo.
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I can imagine now my knees would be cracking
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every time I went to the kick.
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(laughing)
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Was that the board cracking dope?
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That was my knee.
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It was my knee cracking.
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You're also really big into research.
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So I mean, you've done like some live abduction escape stuff.
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- Yeah, that was probably the craziest class I ever took.
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It was called urban escape and evasion.
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It's for people who are already about being kidnapped.
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So the kinds of people who took out were like reporters,
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who maybe you're gonna go work in Ukraine or something.
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It's people who are gonna be in an unstable, poor country.
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Like there was a woman who went on safari recently
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that was kidnapped, or if you're gonna do a mission trip
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overseas to an unstable country.
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And then the other people who took the class
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were preppers and crazy people.
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So.
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(laughing)
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- Often used in the same sentence.
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- Are you talking real crazy people or authors?
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Because you know they--
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- Well, we heard them.
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I was the first author to take it
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and then I asked an author friend of mine to come with me
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because on the last day,
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--> 00:23:20,340
since what you do something stuff that's pretty dangerous,
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they want you to partner up with their idea.
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I guess one of you would survive or something.
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So.
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(laughing)
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We spent like two days in a hotel room
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learning how to get out of duct tape and rope
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00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,680
and zip ties, handcuffs, how to steal a car,
492
00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:37,520
how to make an improvised weapon,
493
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,520
how to make fake ID, how to pick locks.
494
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,700
It was just all kinds of like how to climb a barb wire fence.
495
00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:46,520
A lot of it was hands-on.
496
00:23:46,610 --> 00:23:48,040
The only thing we actually didn't practice
497
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,120
was stealing a car.
498
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,840
And the last day you are--
499
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,500
- I know a guy that can help you do that here in Memphis.
500
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:53,700
- Yeah.
501
00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,760
The person who was leading the class
502
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,960
actually offered to sell us bump keys
503
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,400
that I was like, I don't feel comfortable to buy.
504
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,560
(laughing)
505
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,960
Yeah, the people who led the class
506
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:08,340
were not the most normal people.
507
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:12,920
So there was one guy who was like the handcuff expert,
508
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,500
but he was boasting about how he had smuggled something
509
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,820
out of a country that he wasn't supposed to take out.
510
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,860
I can't remember what it was,
511
00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:24,460
but his big trick was that he would wrap the thing
512
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,940
he wanted them not to look at in underwear
513
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:30,640
would smear a chocolate candy all over the underwear.
514
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,420
So when the person would be going through his bag,
515
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,600
they'd be like, "Eh!"
516
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,120
And they wouldn't touch it
517
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,500
because of what they thought it was,
518
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:40,440
but it was really just a chocolate candy.
519
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,760
So he had more of a criminal mind than I have, I think.
520
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,160
- Yeah, I feel like if I,
521
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,440
why would someone pack soiled underwear?
522
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,040
I mean, that's a bit suspicious right out of the gate.
523
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,200
- If you're on a trip though,
524
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,220
and you soil your underwear,
525
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:55,620
when you get
it, I mean, I would throw it away,
526
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,900
probably, I guess, under where it is.
527
00:24:57,740 --> 00:24:58,500
I'm going Commando.
528
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,240
- You're like, "Yeah."
529
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:00,700
(laughing)
530
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,560
- I'm Commando right now.
531
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,900
- I was saying, this guy was a Commando,
532
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,120
you heard him, he was like.
533
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:06,740
(laughing)
534
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,000
- All right, books, let's get back.
535
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,180
Let's get back on track.
536
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,980
All right, you're a big researcher.
537
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:16,200
You, I read that you really like to dive in
538
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,660
and that's some cases of physically pursuing stuff.
539
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,860
But presumably you do a lot of research online
540
00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,540
and what have you to study the situations as well.
541
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,180
Do you have a level of comfort?
542
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,800
you have to get to, to be able to write those scenes?
543
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,000
- I'm not a very squeamish person.
544
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,820
There's like, I have--
545
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:35,300
- We've learned that real quick.
546
00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:36,220
(laughing)
547
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,680
- I have eaten lunch and looked at autopsy photos.
548
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,940
There's only been one thing I saw
549
00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,100
and one thing I heard one time
550
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:46,300
that I wish both of those things hadn't happened.
551
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,000
But, and then I think also it's just
552
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,100
trying to be imaginative for what you look for.
553
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,640
And like certain things I'm just not willing
554
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,840
to experience myself.
555
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,900
If I want to have a character who almost drowns in the ocean,
556
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,980
I'm not going to go throw myself out in the ocean and make notes.
557
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,320
I'm just going to Google until--
558
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:05,760
So find somebody who did--
559
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,480
I almost drowned in the ocean.
560
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,480
And then you find someone's personal account.
561
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,720
And then you can use some of the sensory details
562
00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,500
if you're lucky they talk about it.
563
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:18,240
Or I've looked for what does it feel like to be shot by a gun?
564
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,780
Does it-- how bad does it feel?
565
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,220
But I feel like I'm a really good Googler.
566
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:27,860
I could find almost anything over time.
567
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:31,300
So for my new
book, I had these characters
568
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,120
who were trapped in a storage unit
569
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,320
to characters by a bad guy and he set it on fire.
570
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:42,500
And then I tried Googling about fires in storage units.
571
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:45,300
Lots of people have died in storage unit fires,
572
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,940
usually people who are living in their storage unit
573
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:49,660
and drop a cigarette or something.
574
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,660
So I just could not figure out a way for them to survive.
575
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:57,800
And we even had a storage unit at the time and I would go down and look at it and I just
576
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,240
couldn't see how it would work.
577
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:06,320
But I found a thing called storage unit chat or something and it was for people who were
578
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:13,120
the owners of storage unit facilities and I got special permission to join the group
579
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,980
and then I posted like how can I get these characters out alive.
580
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,660
Because I was creating an imaginary storage unit but I did not want it to be like oh there's
581
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:25,440
There's a second door nobody noticed or whatever.
582
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,820
And so the people were really helpful.
583
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:32,400
And then the one who was the most helpful, his username was HilltopBob.
584
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:38,060
And I just sent him a copy of the book so that he could -- and thanked him in the acknowledgments
585
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,680
for helping me figure it out.
586
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,860
>> Those forums are really -- I've used Reddit in similar ways.
587
00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:44,940
>> Yes, Reddit can be useful.
588
00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:46,740
>> I had a skydiving question.
589
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:47,740
I'm not a skydiver.
590
00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:50,740
I thought I'm opposed, but I was curious about -- it was more advanced.
591
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:52,120
I posed the question.
592
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,040
You get a few people who are like,
593
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,480
"Well, this is a stupid question."
594
00:27:56,380 --> 00:27:57,860
Then they have a handful be like, "No, no,
595
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,700
they really get involved.
596
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:00,080
Oh, no, you could do this."
597
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,680
And it's amazing how much people really want to help you.
598
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,960
And you help you, yeah.
599
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,300
So--
600
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:06,240
- Have you never skydived?
601
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,480
- I have never skydived.
602
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,840
It's on my bucket list.
603
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,960
- You should, yeah.
604
00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:10,560
- We should do it.
605
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,040
Let's do it.
606
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:11,560
- I've done it.
607
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:12,620
- I'm sure you have.
608
00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:14,200
- I fell out of a plane with a parachute.
609
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:15,160
- We could do it.
610
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:18,220
Two authors, you know, a little bit on the way down.
611
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:20,720
(laughing)
612
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:22,520
- All right. - Listen to us,
613
00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:23,340
listen to us, yeah.
614
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,740
- Yeah, really. - We digress there.
615
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,100
- Yeah, yeah, we tend to do this.
616
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,900
All right, so let's talk about your process a little bit.
617
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:30,880
Are you a plotter?
618
00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,580
- I am a plancer.
619
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,960
I plot and pants, kind of.
620
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,760
So I'm working on a new book.
621
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,960
- Join our club, that's our club right here.
622
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,980
- I'm working on a new book right now
623
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,660
and I really love Save the Cat.
624
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:48,660
And so I'm going through the Save the Cat beats
625
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:51,000
and using kind of structure, the story,
626
00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:54,600
and think about where is the all is lost moment
627
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,680
or where's the fun and games and what's gonna be in it.
628
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,720
But what I've found is if you plot in advance,
629
00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:07,400
'cause I usually sell on a couple of chapters in an outline.
630
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,080
So, but they don't ever make me stick to the outline
631
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,560
because a lot of times I find that you planned out
632
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:17,060
something was gonna happen, but by the time you get there,
633
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:19,340
you realize that character would never do the thing
634
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,320
that you plan, so you have to change it.
635
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,160
But I've noticed that I've been kind of dragging my feet
636
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,280
a little bit and I think it's because I feel like I don't
637
00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:31,120
have a perfect way to begin it, but I can't let the perfect
638
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,320
be the enemy of the good.
639
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,940
I need to stop plotting and start writing.
640
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:35,940
- Yep, yep.
641
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:37,400
Once you start getting it down there,
642
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,400
then it opens the doors, right?
643
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,860
- Let's talk about your most recent release then,
644
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,560
"In the Blood," which I guess I might say,
645
00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:47,560
this is kind of like your own genetic genealogy journey.
646
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,360
In some ways it was.
647
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,820
So I've always been interested in genetic genealogy.
648
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,140
Of course, that's not really been a thing
649
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,780
until recently or the last 25 years or something.
650
00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:02,080
So after my parents died,
651
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,180
I inherited a bunch of photographs
652
00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,860
and I wanted to know who these people were
653
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,260
and they were mostly unlabeled
654
00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,700
and some of them were like tin types.
655
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,220
And a few of them said useful things like mother on the back.
656
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:13,740
(all laughing)
657
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:14,640
- Of course.
658
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,520
- So I was like, who are these people?
659
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:18,440
- Little John.
660
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,540
- Yes, I paid to have all three of my brother
661
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:25,620
and my sister and I DNA tested
662
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,260
and I started building a family tree.
663
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,580
Then I started realizing there's pieces that people
664
00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:33,220
that show that they're like my second cousin
665
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:35,660
but their family tree doesn't have any of the names.
666
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:37,080
My family tree, hasn't it?
667
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,840
And when found a few people that were, you know,
668
00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:43,340
their dad on paper wasn't their dad in real life
669
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,120
and that's how we were related.
670
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,820
It's a really fun puzzle.
671
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:49,320
if you guys were looking for something to do for a good year.
672
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:50,840
(laughing)
673
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,440
It will keep you occupied.
674
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,600
- I have done some genealogy and I enjoy it.
675
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,460
Like it's a lot, the history of it is always fascinating
676
00:30:58,570 --> 00:31:00,780
to see like your family history in that way.
677
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:01,520
- Yeah.
678
00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:02,340
- And then I just--
679
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:03,680
- And see if you can get to the stories
680
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,560
that go behind it.
681
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:04,900
So.
682
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,440
- Which you have a few.
683
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:07,400
- Yeah.
684
00:31:08,340 --> 00:31:11,220
I had found out just through Googling my grandmother.
685
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,260
I was curious about her and luckily she has a weird name
686
00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:17,040
or had a weird name, Effie Satterwhite.
687
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:19,640
So when I Googled her, I found this whole Arkansas State
688
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,580
Supreme Court case from 1907.
689
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:24,280
I just thought it was someone with the same weird name,
690
00:31:24,780 --> 00:31:27,000
but it turned out it was her when she was 18.
691
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,500
Her dad, my great-grandfather, shot and killed her boyfriend
692
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,460
for kissing her.
693
00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:34,640
So I was like--
694
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:35,680
- Well, that is Arkansas.
695
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,540
I mean, they weren't related, so.
696
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,120
(laughs)
697
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,680
- It kind of explained why she was always
698
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,380
kind of a bitter person, because his entire defense
699
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:45,880
was kind of like slut shaming.
700
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:49,060
He was like, oh, I wouldn't have had to shoot him,
701
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:51,760
but my daughter wouldn't stop kissing him.
702
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:54,200
So, and he couldn't trust her.
703
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,520
He said he had to defend her virtue.
704
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,360
So I was like, well, that makes a lot of sense.
705
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,620
No wonder she didn't get married until she was 30,
706
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,220
didn't have her.
707
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,680
- She couldn't get married until her dad died.
708
00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:09,460
- How could you find a new boyfriend
709
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,460
if your dad murdered the last one?
710
00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:12,120
- Exactly.
711
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:14,160
- But the family hushed it all up.
712
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:17,180
there's not really hardly any references to it.
713
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,880
Someone else I know has a letter where they just talk
714
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:24,020
about how now that Papa is away and away was prison.
715
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,420
Yeah, so, and then I started getting curious
716
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:31,200
about other relatives that turned out another paternal,
717
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,780
maternal great grandfather was an arsonist
718
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,160
who died in an insane asylum.
719
00:32:40,099 --> 00:32:44,240
There's over the pandemic, I found out that my
720
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:51,900
great grandfather was basically lied his way through all these military things and then
721
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,820
faked his own death and got married two more times.
722
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:56,140
Oh my gosh.
723
00:32:56,370 --> 00:32:58,060
So I come from a long line of criminals.
724
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:03,000
Yeah, I love the way that you've taken this gene pool and channeled it into books.
725
00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:07,840
You've taken all of this stuff and you write it into books instead of acting out.
726
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:12,360
I mean, maybe in your spare time, your hobby is setting fire to people, but it doesn't
727
00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:13,080
seem like it is.
728
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,600
It
seems like it all goes in the books.
729
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,440
- That's how she writes such good books.
730
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,140
She likes like, hey, I like the research.
731
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:18,860
(laughing)
732
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,700
- Well, I'm not gonna be like,
733
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:22,860
it seems like anymore,
734
00:33:22,940 --> 00:33:24,780
anytime anyone is arrested for murder,
735
00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,540
it's like on his phone,
736
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:31,540
it will say like, how dispose of a 142-town body, you know?
737
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,560
- I do feel like we as writers would get away with murder
738
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,180
a whole lot better than some other people.
739
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,440
- Yeah, we have cover,
740
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,060
'cause it's all gonna be blended in with everything else.
741
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,860
- Until they look at all sorts of history,
742
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,520
- Yeah, but all you gotta do is write a book about it.
743
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:49,580
And then why would I do that?
744
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,840
Why would I kill somebody and write a book just like it?
745
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,960
That doesn't make any sense.
746
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,520
It's somebody obviously read it and tried to frame me.
747
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,700
I don't know, I think we'd get away with it.
748
00:33:57,820 --> 00:34:00,060
So as we say this on the line, on airs.
749
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,180
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
750
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,440
Well, perfectly, all they need to do is listen
751
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,540
to this podcast and they'll go,
752
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,900
"Well, those guys are all cool too."
753
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:08,740
- I know those guys, yeah.
754
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,660
- All right, so the genealogy part of it
755
00:34:11,659 --> 00:34:12,720
is absolutely fascinating.
756
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,679
So you built this into the story and in the blood
757
00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:17,500
and how does it frame in the story?
758
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,700
- Well, I had a girl who's adopted
759
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,740
and she's very curious about her adopted parents
760
00:34:22,919 --> 00:34:25,639
and like a lot of adopted kids, she has these fantasies
761
00:34:26,139 --> 00:34:27,980
about who are her parents?
762
00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:29,639
Are they actors?
763
00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:30,700
Are they famous?
764
00:34:30,929 --> 00:34:31,659
Are they scientists?
765
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,560
What was it about them?
766
00:34:33,659 --> 00:34:36,919
And she takes a DNA test when she turns 18
767
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,000
and she starts trying to build a family tree
768
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,879
and it's really difficult.
769
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:47,159
For that part, I talked to Leah Larkin, who's a pretty well-known genetic genealogist.
770
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:51,800
She helped me figure out how I could make it that you wouldn't find many matches on family
771
00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:52,139
trees.
772
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:58,040
And so she finally figures out her mother is missing, seems to have run away from home,
773
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,120
and she can't figure out her dad.
774
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,460
She puts her DNA on Jed match, and the police are very excited.
775
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,900
They're allowed, Jed match is one of the places that works with law enforcement.
776
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:13,520
And so they can tell that she's the daughter of the Portland Phantom serial killer that
777
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,560
they've been looking for for over a decade.
778
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:24,120
So it's like nature and nurture, who are you if your half-year genes came from a evil
779
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:24,440
man?
780
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:31,620
There's at least three memoirs by women who are the daughters of serial killers trying
781
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,580
to grapple with what does that mean for me?
782
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,980
Probably the most disturbing one was by the BTK guys,
783
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:44,800
the buying torture killers daughter, Carrie.
784
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,940
She liked her, she always was looking for dad's approval
785
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,840
and saw good things in him
786
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,100
and yet now realizes he's a monster.
787
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,980
So that would be very hard to deal with.
788
00:35:57,940 --> 00:35:59,720
- Well, you see, yeah, that's gotta be different
789
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,520
'cause you're seeing one thing and then suddenly you're shown.
790
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,120
I mean, that's, you know, he always seemed
791
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,840
like such a nice guy, as they always say, right?
792
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,120
- Now you've written thrillers for,
793
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,580
mysteries and thrillers for adults,
794
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,680
but you mainly have written for teenagers
795
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,420
and a younger audience.
796
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,040
- I switched, yeah.
797
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:19,820
I wrote a book with it that had to have a teen
798
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:23,800
as a main character inspired by these real overseas bootcamps
799
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,860
that kids were being sent to that were a scam basically
800
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,700
and were horrible to the teens.
801
00:36:29,290 --> 00:36:31,000
It was just such an interesting story.
802
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,100
And I thought, well, there are adult books
803
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:40,140
main characters. And my agent said, "No, this is a young adult book." And she repped a lot of them,
804
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:46,840
and that's how it's sold. And then I like writing for teenagers because if
you can hook a kid and
805
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:52,480
make them want to read, then you can change their life. I hear from a teenager a day, probably on
806
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:58,460
TikTok saying, "You're the reason I'm a reader." So I kind of feel like I'm a surgeon or something,
807
00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:03,020
you know, like I fixed something in somebody. It's very similar to what Roald Dahl had for you,
808
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:07,400
Like the fact that you can respond back to them, I think that's it's and this is a really great world
809
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:12,180
We live in where you actually have authors who can respond. Yes, I actually still keep in touch
810
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:18,280
With there are a lot of the teens that I hear from hopefully this isn't true for all teens
811
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,600
But they're looking for an escape. They are living in a really bad situation
812
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:30,500
They're like in foster care or they're hiding the bottles of alcohol from their alcoholic mom or something
813
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:36,000
So, and there's some that I have kept in touch with for years, like they're in their 20s now.
814
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:39,140
And now let's hear from this episode's sponsor.
815
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,380
Hi everyone, I'm Jamie Davis, show manager for Author Nation.
816
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,080
I'm back with another fun dad joke for you.
817
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:48,740
And don't forget to come to the conference and get one from me in person.
818
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:53,380
So why are math textbooks always the saddest books in the school?
819
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,900
Well, they're the ones with the most problems.
820
00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:02,360
What is the shift from when you're writing to adults,
821
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,780
where for adults, where anything goes,
822
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,540
are there certain key elements
823
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,120
when you're gonna put out a book
824
00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:11,060
and you know it's gonna be 12 years of age and up?
825
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,220
- Well, you know, there's kind of different ways
826
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,220
of approaching it.
827
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,080
Like people who don't worry about being in schools
828
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,100
can probably do whatever they want.
829
00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:22,660
Like I had a friend whose book was a paperback original,
830
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,000
so that means more like the teens are buying it
831
00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:26,060
rather than a hardcover,
832
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:28,800
which is pretty much librarians and parents or whatever.
833
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,280
She had a lot of F-bombs and I was like,
834
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,640
"Maybe you want to cut those back."
835
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,560
But she didn't and it sold really well as a paperback.
836
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,480
But I
had written some books for a Christian imprint
837
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,640
that Thomas Nelson, which is part of Harper Collins.
838
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,340
So they have one set of books
839
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,580
where they're all about Christianity
840
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,820
and another set that are just like normal books,
841
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,380
only nobody swears or has sex.
842
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:55,380
So that taught me that you could do a lot
843
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:58,240
just by relying on your reader to fill in the blanks.
844
00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:02,220
If you say the man swore in her ear,
845
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,440
then they are gonna fill that blank in
846
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,820
with whatever works for them.
847
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:08,720
And if you're 12 or 18 or 24,
848
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,360
you're gonna maybe use different words.
849
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,300
The same with violence,
850
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:15,920
you can just talk about how somebody is horrified
851
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,800
by what happened, but you don't have to say,
852
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:20,400
it's kind of like the monsters and stranger things.
853
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,000
I felt like they were way more scary
854
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,340
until I could see them.
855
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:28,580
And once I could see them, I'm like, oh, it's kind of like alien mixed with a
856
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:29,920
pterodactyl or something.
857
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:34,760
And they just weren't as impactful when it was my scared imagination filling it in.
858
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,680
There is a term in YA called clean teen.
859
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,860
And I don't like that term.
860
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,340
It kind of implies everything else is dirty teen or something.
861
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,540
So, but I am mostly leaving things up to readers' imagination.
862
00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:51,600
I remember years ago when I was on live journal, like probably 20 years ago,
863
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:57,140
There was a librarian who lost her job over, I think it was like F words in a
864
00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:00,900
book, like that she just ended up, she's like, I'm drinking wine in my
865
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,820
parents' basement and I lost my job.
866
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,980
And I thought, well, I don't ever want a librarian to lose their job for it.
867
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,180
That's not the F word is not an important reason.
868
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,120
You know what I mean?
869
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,380
There's, right.
870
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:12,640
Yeah.
871
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:16,860
There's plenty of other things to stand up for besides the F word, but I mean,
872
00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,000
it is a slippery slope.
873
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:18,660
Yeah.
874
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,260
So I thought I just, I guess I
haven't, I've had a few challenges, but mostly it's been people
875
00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:31,020
who haven't even read the book. Sometimes you will get pushed back. And this scares me is,
876
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:35,720
like if you have a gay character, I've had librarians say I can't have a book with a gay
877
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:41,820
character. Isn't that sad? That's so sad. And libraries. Oh my God. It is very sad. And then
878
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:47,360
you, I feel like the ones you hear from are, there's probably a whole bunch more that are looking at
879
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:53,400
They're going to buy one of these two books and one has a game in character and one doesn't and they're going to buy the one that doesn't
880
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:59,080
And they're never going to tell anyone that's like called soft censorship. I worry about soft censorship
881
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:04,600
I mean, there is a pushback now to the mom's for liberties mom's for liberty movement, but
882
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,160
It's still as scary how much it feels like
883
00:41:08,860 --> 00:41:16,160
Think the clock has turned back on a lot of things like oh my gosh. Yeah the books that are getting challenged usually deal with race or
884
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:22,200
gender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going all going the wrong way. It's going to be it's going to cost
885
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:29,700
backlash for a while, I think. Okay, so you won awards for writing for reluctant readers. I need
886
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:33,860
to understand this term because if they're reluctant, how do you get them read in the first place?
887
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,420
Basically, you hold them down. That's what the dish knowledge, you tie them up.
888
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:44,319
I wrote 12 books for adults. I wrote that book that was for teens called Shock Point. The first
889
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:49,960
review from Kirkus, you know, that means sometimes it was like something of a pot boiler but might
890
00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:53,980
appeal to reluctant readers. And the next review from School Library Journal is much nicer,
891
00:41:54,370 --> 00:41:59,080
but also said reluctant readers. And I thought, how weird they're both using the same unusual term
892
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:04,980
that no one knows. But what I didn't realize was adults who don't like to read, they don't read.
893
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:09,900
Teens who don't like to read are forced to read some by school. So they're--
894
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,000
Right. And parents sometimes, yeah.
895
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:17,660
Yes, but they're looking for books that are not as long like some of the Harry Potter's
896
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,520
are like, you know, 600 pages.
897
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,660
Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
898
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,240
Intimidating to a kid who doesn't like to read.
899
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:26,820
They're looking for something exciting on the first chapter.
900
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,620
They're looking for short chapters, cliffhangers.
901
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:33,960
But then once they started trying to write for that group, I realized we all like that
902
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,360
stuff.
903
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:39,140
If I'm reading a book and I page ahead and it's 50 more pages till the end of the chapter,
904
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,220
I'm just going to go to bed.
905
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,020
But if it's three pages and then when I get there,
906
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,000
it ends on a cliffhanger, I'm going to keep reading.
907
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,880
So I'm trying to grab those kids
908
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,520
and make them realize that reading is fun.
909
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,380
- That's awesome.
910
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:53,380
I like short chapters for that same reason.
911
00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:54,420
So I want people to be kind of--
912
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:55,680
- Yeah, it's like potato chips.
913
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,220
You just keep eating and eating.
914
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,920
- All right, this has been absolutely fantastic.
915
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,880
We have a couple more questions that we ask everyone.
916
00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:06,880
The first is, what do you consider
917
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,280
to be your author's superpower?
918
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,220
It would probably be research that would be my spot.
919
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,820
- I was gonna say, she sounds more like Batman
920
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,020
because she's got all the training now.
921
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:17,940
And so like--
922
00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:18,420
- That's true.
923
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,280
I was thinking Kung Fu might be her strength,
924
00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:21,740
but that's not really a writing strength.
925
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:25,160
It's a defense strength, but brilliant.
926
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,900
Good, good, good.
927
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,500
Okay, so we have a wheel of questions.
928
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:31,380
- Random questions, so prepare yourself.
929
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:35,940
I get the sound effect and everything.
930
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,540
Oh, no, it's just 'cause I don't have the mic.
931
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,860
- Yeah, I was gonna say, the clicking's gone.
932
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,960
- All right, what is your ideal night out?
933
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,440
Do you like dress up fancy restaurants
934
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,200
or shorts in a beach bar or a movie, drive in?
935
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,160
- Find us gonna combine things.
936
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,680
It would probably be a nice meal
937
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,280
and then go into listen to live music.
938
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,140
So we have some live music stuff coming up
939
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:01,940
that I'm already excited about.
940
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:05,580
And but usually we only do one of those two things.
941
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,660
We have pizza and go to music
942
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:10,740
We have a nice dinner out and we come home.
943
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,220
But if I could combine the two, I think it would be perfect.
944
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:14,620
- Oh, that's fair.
945
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,040
All right, Nick, what about you?
946
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:16,680
What's your ideal?
947
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:18,540
I know your ideal, but what does the rest of the world
948
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,600
know what your ideal might be?
949
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,320
(laughs)
950
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,140
- Short, I'm short on a beach bar all the way.
951
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,360
Hopefully just come out of the water from diving
952
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:28,720
and sit by the side.
953
00:44:29,619 --> 00:44:30,800
- Yeah, I love that you're,
954
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,920
and I know your wife and she's lovely,
955
00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:34,360
but I love that your ideal date with her
956
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,800
is a go under water where you can't talk to each other.
957
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:37,400
(laughs)
958
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,620
- Yeah, well, she'd be the first one to say.
959
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:41,720
- That's all right.
960
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,280
- My wife is like, oh yes, I don't wanna hear him
961
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:45,080
from him, so. (laughing)
962
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,540
I would say, I gotta agree with April.
963
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,580
I like the idea, I do of course love a beach bar,
964
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,160
but live music and something casual is always,
965
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,220
it's always fun to go.
966
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,480
So if you could combine a beach bar and live music,
967
00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:57,220
then I'm in heaven.
968
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,560
- Oh, that would be great. - Yeah, that's pretty cool.
969
00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,560
- Yeah, that's pretty cool.
970
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,160
- Even a really good cover band.
971
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:03,780
- Oh yeah, I mean, I wanna know the songs
972
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,140
'cause I love to sing along to, you know,
973
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,660
Guns N' Roses played by an overweight guy.
974
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,860
- And you wanna hear Doug sing.
975
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,540
- Okay, I'll take care of it.
976
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:16,600
- If you wanna be put off music for the rest of your life,
977
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:17,260
hear Doug sing.
978
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,580
- I'd be happy to, yes.
979
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,520
- April, thank you so much for joining us.
980
00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:23,220
This has been truly a pleasure
981
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:27,660
and thanks for sharing all your historical secrets with us.
982
00:45:28,120 -->
00:45:29,800
We really appreciate it and all the best.
983
00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,560
Now when this airs in the blood,
984
00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:33,500
I'm sure we'll have already topped the charts.
985
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,200
- All right, thank you.
986
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,340
(upbeat music)
987
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,260
- Thank you so much, April.
988
00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,260
What a lovely lady.
989
00:45:44,740 --> 00:45:45,340
- She was very lovely.
990
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Makes me feel like I'm not doing enough to research though.
991
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I tell you what.
992
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- Oh my gosh.
993
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,300
- Well, I'm gonna see if I,
994
00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:53,560
I think you gotta worry if I let Ashley tie me up,
995
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she'd just leave me there for a while.
996
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- I think that's almost guaranteed.
997
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- No, I know Cheryl would.
998
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,860
So she'd leave you in a heartbeat.
999
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,660
- Oh, she'd think it was just hilarious.
1000
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,060
Yeah.
1001
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,240
- They'd probably both go,
1002
00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,660
We'll do this, but we're gonna gag you at the same time.
1003
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:08,160
- Exactly, yeah, yeah.
1004
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Like just give me sippy cup with some rum in it
1005
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and then leave. - Sippy cup.
1006
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- The genealogy, I mean, and there was some stuff
1007
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I know from her bio and that, and she mentioned
1008
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all of these grandfathers and great-grandfathers
1009
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with this stuff, I know there's a witch in her,
1010
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back in her genealogy somewhere.
1011
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Isn't that amazing?
1012
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- I do, I do, I mean, I have done a little bit of genealogy
1013
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and I enjoy it, but it can, talk about a rabbit hole.
1014
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I could spend like she says, been a year doing it.
1015
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Like you start doing it and you're like,
1016
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oh, it's so much like a little mystery you guys solve.
1017
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So yeah, it's fascinating.
1018
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I think it's kind of neat.
1019
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Oh, you ever done much of your genealogy?
1020
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Did anybody know who you are?
1021
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I mean, I know a lot of people call you a son of a bitch,
1022
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but that's just how you do your genealogy.
1023
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- Don't talk about my mom like that.
1024
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She loves your book. - No, I love your mom.
1025
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I love your mom.
1026
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- Dig it out, Doug.
1027
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- I don't know how she went wrong with you,
1028
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but I know what I think.
1029
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(laughing)
1030
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She's going to explain how I was adopted.
1031
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All right, so yes, I've had a couple of periods of time
1032
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where I've looked a little bit back.
1033
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It really got back as far as the early 1900s, World War I,
1034
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what would be a great grandfather of mine,
1035
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,500
I believe, was in World War I.
1036
00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:24,840
He was actually mustard gas.
1037
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He was blinded by mustard gas and the trenches and stuff
1038
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like that.
1039
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:29,980
Yeah, so pretty interesting.
1040
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But I've never hired a server, so gone back
1041
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than that. But it's something that's fascinated me. I'd love to do and I just never got around
1042
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to seriously attacking it, you know?
1043
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:44,360
Yeah, no. It's a lot easier than it used to be. I used to be able to go, like, wade
1044
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through all these, like, microfilm. And now Ancestry.com does half of it for you. But
1045
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it's still pretty impressive. I don't know. And I think it's neat that she's done this
1046
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and taken it and used it as, like, she's done all this research. She now knows how to do
1047
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it. So then putting that into the book makes it really great, like, a good way to do that.
1048
00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:08,640
Oh, it's very enjoyable. Yeah. Also, I'm gonna try to get myself tied up and see how that works.
1049
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Can't wait to see you next. I'll do it. All right. Thank you for your support on Patreon
1050
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to all the folks that go over there. We just recorded a bonus with
1051
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April that'll drop in there when this goes live. Yeah, yeah, it's a great one. Great one. So thank you.
1052
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If you feel you get value for the show, dive over there to patreon.com. Look up the two
1053
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:34,420
to the Two Auths podcast and support us over there.
1054
00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:37,980
Huge thank you to our wonderful friends at Vellum
1055
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for all they do for the industry.
1056
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- And fabulous, Brad.
1057
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- And for us and for sticking around
1058
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after the jingle we made for them.
1059
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And go to trivallum.com/twoauthors.
1060
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- We're recording it before they heard it yet, so they may.
1061
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(both laughing)
1062
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Too late, you're with us.
1063
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1064
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You'll find links as always in our show notes.
1065
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Check them out.
1066
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We'll be back with a new episode of the Two Auths podcast next week.
1067
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Until next time, be cool to each other.
1068
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And fair winds and following seas.
1069
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You've been listening to the Two Auths podcast with Nicholas Harvey and Douglas Pratt.
1070
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1071
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