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A lot of pressure, man. Evil to evil. Not our
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real names. Nailed it. You want me to do my bit?
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Okay, here we go. Who are those guys? Who are
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those guys? Who are those guys? You're going
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to love it. It's just a little independent. It
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might have been too much. It's smooth and silky
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every time, isn't it? I just added air drums
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to that intro. You know what? I was Neil Purting
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out. I was particularly inspired. I thought you
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were more evocative of Phil Collins. Oh. You
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turned your head to the left, to your left, and
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then I did this insane air fill that Neil Pert
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would have done. So it was Collins. a la Pert
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Phil, back into Collins, you know. Hey, welcome
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to Drum Talk with Todd and Ryan. We're going
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to talk drums nonstop and maybe get to a movie.
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Our movie is Little Drummer Boy tonight. That's
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right. Welcome to Little Independent, everybody.
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This is the little old podcast where friends
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talk about independent obscure, just plain obscure.
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Upscure. I don't think I've ever really butchered
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the intro that bad. Where friends talk about
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independent obscure. Or just playing weird movies.
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My name's Ryan. And I'm Todd. Yeah. Welcome.
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People are waiting for it. What is happening?
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Hi, Todd. That was great. At least one person's
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waiting for it. Yeah, I know. We love you, Chris.
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We love you so much. We have confirmed there's
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two listeners. And it's worth doing just for
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you because I think you do watch some of these
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wild movies. You like heavy metal, and there's
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some heavy metal in this. And you learned a bass
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line because of this movie. A two -note bass
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line. A bass riff, yeah. Well, yeah, I guess
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it's the groove of that particular song. Well,
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we should tell the good listeners that we're
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doing... This is your fault. You did this because
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you wolfed us out in the last movie, and I felt
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that you needed to be a part
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of... community
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of adoring fans. What was our last movie? It
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was The Wolf of Snow Hollow. So you wolfed us
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out. And again, incidentally, we talked about
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this a little bit ago. We've done a lot of wolf...
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Werewolves are very popular in the independent.
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Yeah, why? I don't know. Have we even done a
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vampire? Yeah. On Halloween, I did once, but
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aside from that... Oh, did you? What was his
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name? It's a classic. It never goes away. Where's
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the drum fill? Wait, hit the button. And what's
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really great about your doing The Wolf of Snow
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Hollow, which I showed to you visually when we
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recorded, is I was able at the end of that recording
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to show you the next movie. That's the movie
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we're doing, 2014's Wolf Cop. Yes. So please.
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Yes. We've been friends a long time, but I can't
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actually recall. And this might be the end of
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it. This is why they come to listen to the show.
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I'm looking. I think he's serious. This is why
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I do it. So what was your familiarity with this
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movie? Absolutely nothing. Did I ever talk about
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it much or ever? Not that I recall. Even in a
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goofy way? Okay, cool. Yeah, not that I remember.
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Well, there's a million of them. I went in completely
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blind. Okay. Yeah. Well, when you looked at the
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cover. But your look of disgust and of light
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intrigue was worth the prize of admission for
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me. Oh, last week when you held it up? Because
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you did recoil appropriately. I said something
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and you're like, oh, that's a perfect teaser.
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I don't remember what it was. So plug for the
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last episode. The Wolf of Snow Hollow. And you
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had some required watching from the last episode.
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I didn't get to it. Do you recall? I didn't get
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to it. No, for me. You had mentioned the movie
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and a certain whole lot of nakedness. Oh, did
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you watch? And I watched this little hell. Yes,
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I did. Okay, now we don't normally do this, but
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I said it's the most naked anybody's ever been
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in a movie. Do you see what I mean? She was so
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naked. I just said it out loud. When I watched
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it, I'm like, she's so naked. I'm so glad. And
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so unashamed. It was like she was walking around
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fully dressed. Does that scene not last forever?
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Yeah. Well, I think your comedian buddy drug
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that scene out so he could be in the room all
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year long. Oh, yeah. What's his name? Is that
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Rob Corddry? The bald guy. Rob Corddry. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. From Butter. Paul Shears in that
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movie. He's like, oh, no. Keegan -Michael. He's
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like messing up his lines, so he's got to do
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it over. Oh, my God. Yeah. Meredith, Marilyn,
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something her name was, the sister of... Yeah,
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I forget. She was the sister of the possessed
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one. Side note, did you find the movie funny?
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Yeah. It was good. An all -star cast, though.
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Holy crap. That's fun. It's older. It's like
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08 or something. It was quite a while ago. It
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takes a concept that... It is fun and familiar.
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It adds a lot of witty comedians, improvisers,
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super brave people doing awesome stuff. Yeah.
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But in the tie -in, in case people didn't listen
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to the episode, it was Ricky, what's her name?
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Lindholm. Yeah, she was in our... Garfunkel.
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She was in our Wolf of Snow Hollow movie, and
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when we were doing her bio and deep dive on her,
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you had brought that movie up. So I watched it.
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Thank you for watching it. Well, you know, I
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was... You were intrigued by my comment. I was
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properly inspired. I'm really glad that that
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delivered. Well, this is a movie that, and you
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have already prefaced me by saying you have 78
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pages of notes and you've done a Herculean amount
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of research. The unique origin of this movie,
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the competitive nature of its origin, did you
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discover that? The Sineku deal? Yes, the million
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dollar. Yeah, so they had to compete and go really
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hard to
get this movie done after they made a
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trailer, which I find is interesting because
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I think a lot of movies get this ground swelling
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from making a cool trailer, getting buzz, and
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then, holy shit, they are in the position, and
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in their case, not always easy position of making
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a real movie. But it's a thing in Canada that
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they have probably annually. Yeah. And it's a
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contest, so you have to make a trailer. Like
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American Idol, you know, where you're whittled
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down. And then there's online voting, and then
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you go in front of a panel with your final pitch.
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And then they have five of them lined up in this
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live thing. I saw the video, and then they call
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out the winner. In one of my favorite cities
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to say Banff. Banff. And I think there's a Banff
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Springs. Banneth. And I want to plug Maria Bamford,
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because I honestly think she's brilliant. That's
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real. So this movie is from 2014, and as we do
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Tataroo, I'm going to read the film description
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from IMDb, just kind of lined, and put yourself
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in the position of being in the video store and
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just reading this. As a series of strange and
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violent events... Begin to occur, an alcoholic
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policeman realizes that he has been turned into
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a werewolf as part of a larger plan. That is
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dead on balls accurate. It is pretty balls accurate.
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Yeah. That was stolen right out of Melissa Torme's
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mouth. I'm enjoying the mouth. I just took it
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right. Yeah. Yeah, you should. It's billed as
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a comedy horror. Exactly. That's pretty right.
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So for once, we're like both just shaking our
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heads. Yeah, that's pretty good. What would Meg
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Ryan say in our favorite movie? I have no response
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to that. I have no response to that. But they're
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good little monsters. That was perfect. The idea
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of horror comedy, there's like a cadence to it.
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So it's a horror comedy and almost anybody's
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like, oh, I'm in. And thanks to a movie that
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has a tie to this movie. So, all right, we're
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going to get into, and I went in fairly deep
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on the cast. Now, knowing that this movie is
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an hour and like 19 minutes, including the credits
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and post -credits scene. Did you see the post
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-credits scene? No. Oh, great. All right. So
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this is going to be a fun episode for you, Captain
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Research. So there is a post -credits scene to
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this movie. And I missed it? I'm guessing so.
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I did not. Okay. Well, that sucks. Because the
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end credit song is such a banger. Wait, can I
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drive 45 minutes home and watch it? Oh, there's
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this little thing called a cell phone. Remember,
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I have the DVD and Blu -ray. I could probably
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do that. It's here. It's feet from you, actually.
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All right. So this movie stars Leo Fafard as
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Lou Garou, which I love the alliteration. So
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do you know, and Jess was saying this, she's
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like, Lou Guru, that's funny. That's French for
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werewolf. So she knew that. She just said it
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like that. She's like, yeah, that's funny. It's
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French for werewolf. Yeah. Lou Guru. Yeah, that's.
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So then I started to giggle every time, like
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Lou Guru. I'm like, ah, French for werewolf.
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I just saw that in the interviews, you know,
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that are actually the trivia and IMDb too has
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it. Had you seen him in anything before? Which
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is kind of unlikely, I'm guessing. No, not a
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thing, but. It's funny that he has done so much
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electrical equipment. Yeah, tech stuff. In the
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business. Yeah, he's like his first, I don't
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know how many credits, our generator operator.
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In the case of this movie, welding part of the
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wolf mobile. He's a welder. He's in the biz,
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man. He's acting. He'll be the key grip of whatever.
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He does say, I will do whatever it takes. I love
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the energy of an independent movie where it does
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feel that way. I think the performances probably
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benefit from it because there's maybe some
deeper
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trust, a deeper camaraderie, which is fun. I
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also like... A lot of the reviews dog how bad
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an actor he is, blah, blah, blah. But I like
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an unknown lead actor, somebody with charisma,
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some physical chops, and I'll take it back to
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Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead. Nobody knew who
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he was, and just the physical comedy. So I've
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seen this movie a bunch, and I think he's tremendous.
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I love his part in this. Two episodes in a row
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where we've had a drunken cop dealing with a
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werewolf. And both reviews are saying, oh, he's
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a terrible actor. He's a terrible actor. You
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know what? And they both play drunken cops. I
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think they're great. Didn't even think about
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that. Yeah. Look at you blowing minds. I love
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it. His first film was 2009's Hungry Hills. He
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appears as a character named Bootlegger. And
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there are a lot of interconnected tissues within
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this movie and from this writer -director, which
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I think is cool. Yeah. And the actors, they're
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a lot of connected. Leo starred in I Heart Regina,
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which was also written and directed. Wait, say
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that word again. Regina. Okay. Just so the people
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could hear it. Okay. Because when you just first
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said, I thought you were saying Hail to the V.
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I just wanted to make sure that that was clear.
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It was an R. Oh, yeah. I struggle with articulating
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R specifically because it's the beginning of
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my first name. No, you hear Jaina. And several
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of our lead actors are from Regina. Thank you,
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Canada, by the way, for these films, for financing
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things like this. We talk a lot on the show about
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these tax credits that small independent films
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get. communities and, and, uh, and filming locations.
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Like they just went around. Well, how cool is
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it that they have that contest for, and it's
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for Canadian films only. Yeah. Yeah. Super cool.
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So, uh, Lowell Dean had a part, uh, of I Heart
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Regina, uh, 2017.
Leo Fafard touched greatness.
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He was in the Humanity Bureau with Nick Cage
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and his hairline. Yeah. And so. We're going to
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talk about it when we get to her, right? He meant
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that she was in that, too. Sarah Lind, who plays...
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Is that Jessica? Yeah, let's just hold off on
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her. Okay. I have a lot for her. Oh, I'm not
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shocked that you do. Leo was also in 2017's Cage
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Fighter with Gina Gershon. One of my... 80s,
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90s crushes still is a Stone Cold Fox, in my
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opinion. Gina Gershon. Anybody? Nope. That's
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okay. Well, tell me who that is. Showgirls? We
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do not have the time. Was she in Showgirls? But
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it's okay. So, all right. Well, Humanity Bureau.
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Hold on, hold on. He was the key grip and the
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motel clerk. So that ties in with what we were
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talking about. Yeah. Yeah. And. Nick Cage's personal...
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No, never mind. Assistant? He was a PA? I think
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he would have done whatever Mr. Cage asked him
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to do. So remember I told you that in researching
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this movie, something kind of blew my mind. This
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is it? I really liked... Well, okay, so full
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disclosure, I think the scene stealer, the movie
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was actually stolen by Jonathan Cherry, the guy
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who plays Willie Higgins. Um, and couldn't agree
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more. Oh, really? Willie, Willie was, I loved
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him the whole way through and I'm like character
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actor, character actor. Cause he's just so good.
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Okay. Did he, um, so I don't want to lead you
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down a path, but like, I, I, I wanted to see
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him in a movie with another, like one of our
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all -stars. So I'll just hold off on saying that.
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Yeah. All right, anybody else come to mind? Any
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other weird, a little independent, multiple movie
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all -stars that's kind of approximate to this
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guy that you'd like to see in a buddy picture?
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So that's my thinking that guides the serendipity
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in this kind of movie journey. All right, so
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a second build. Are you okay? I'm holding on
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for dear life. I'm trying to keep up with you.
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I should be more present and in the moment. You
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are. You're so in the moment. Second build, Amy
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Matizio as Tina Walsh. Matizio. I think it's
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Matizio. Had you seen Tina, that actress in anything?
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I actually had. She's in a movie I love. It's
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a pretty significant role, and it's a major film,
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but I didn't recognize her when I saw her in
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this. No, of her 69 movies, I have only credits,
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I should say. There's some credits. I have only
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Leo. Lou, sorry, Leo has 23, so I don't want
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to short him. But, no, I have notes for Amy on
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the most recent one because there are several
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of these. Cast members are in dialogue. She's
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in a bunch of cool things. Her first film, 2001,
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The Unsaid. So think about this. I'm going to
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say the cast in this. 2001, The Unsaid. Horror,
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I believe. Starring Andy Garcia, Chelsea Field,
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and Linda Cardinelli. I know one of those. So
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think about classic early 2000s Andy Garcia.
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prime yeah like a horror i don't know i'd never
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heard of it and it looks i would say he's untouchable
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and uh yeah that's good job that's not even worth
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a rim shot good all right again not to bury the
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lead she was in just friends we've talked about
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this movie you know we've talked long on the
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show talked about my respect and admiration for
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amy smart just friends she's in it and she is
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like She's Ryan Reynolds' childhood best friend.
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Like, when he goes back to the hometown, his
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childhood best friends, they're a couple. She's
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in it. So she's in a, you know, that's a big
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role. She's been in a lot. I mean, she's got
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69 credits. Yeah. 2008, she was in a movie called
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Sleepwalking with Charlize. Again, Charlize continues
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to, like, and we just did her in a movie. Sleepwalking?
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Yeah, 2008 with Charlize Theron and Nick Stahl,
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the guy who, like, crazy. It's Terminator 3.
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He comes up a lot. I know.
What do you mean he
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went crazy? Again, we don't have the time. We
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have all. I've got all the time. I've got time.
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Do you not have time? In 2012, I noted she played
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Mary the Drunk Woman in a movie called Chained.
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starring Vincent D 'Onofrio. Notorious, like,
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weird creep, and it looks like he plays a weird
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creep. Yeah, I think I've seen... Isn't that
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like he chains girls up in the basement or something?
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He's a cab driver, and he has, like, a boy or
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a man held captive, and he, like, is grooming
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him to be... He raises him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay. I saw the trailer. It looks pretty good.
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And I'm like, this... Yeah, I don't know why
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I didn't watch it, but... In 2012... Amy Matizio
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is in a movie called Vampire Dog. I did see that.
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When I say I saw that, I saw it on the IMDb list.
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I didn't actually see that movie, but with that
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title, I think we have to. I want to watch it.
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I think we have to watch Vampire Dog. And she's
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in another movie that looked kind of interesting,
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2018 Supergrid, directed by the director of this
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film. So that might count as our vampire movie,
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Vampire Dog. I mean, again, she... She's fantastic
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in this, and I assume you didn't see the outtakes
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of her with the penis prop? No, you've got the
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Blu -ray, so you have all the... We should do
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a whole separate show, mini -episode, just on
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the outtakes alone. She wasn't even in the room
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when that happened. Yeah, we'll get to that,
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possibly. All right, now is your time. Can you
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just clench or unclench your butthole, Todd?
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Sarah Lind plays Jessica Barrett. Had you ever
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seen her in anything before? Yes. You have? Yes.
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What? I have told you. Okay. And this is great
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that you don't remember. But I know her from
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Leone, the sequel, Cold Blood. So remember I
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told you there's this movie called Cold Blood
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that was shot over in Ukraine in 2019 and it's
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freezing cold. And I said it's like Leone's swan
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song. Yeah. If he had a sequel, this would be
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it. She's the co -star in it. No kidding. She's
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the one that's trying to take him out. She doesn't
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play his protege. No shit. And that's my first
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introduction, and she was fantastic in it. She's
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really good in this. But I just want to say right
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now, thank you to you, Ryan, because you have
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just... Brought me a whole new world of Sarah
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Red Riding Hood that I never knew. Going in the
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bank. You're welcome. It's been nonstop. I am
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chafed. Do you think that she was desperate enough
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to wait for a puking cop in the bathroom? You
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know? What does our boy say? What does Willie
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call her? Let me get done puking. Bitch in heat.
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Well, her first movie, 2002, a movie called Punch.
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Have you seen it? Direct question. All right.
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No. I am going to read the description of this
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movie. This is her first movie credit. Yep. First
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movie credit. Because she did a lot of TV. Yeah.
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Yeah. All right. So this is the description of
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her first film, Punch. Okay. 18 -year -old Ariel
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is in love with her caring father who lives with
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her in the upper middle class part of Vancouver.
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When he starts dating again, she becomes violently
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jealous, fails to seduce him, and turns to female
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boxing. Oh, my God. So, no shame. You know what
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I mean? Like, we're here to celebrate, but what
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the actual fuck? fails to seduce him. Who wrote
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that? Who sits down and writes that script? I
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couldn't do it anymore. And again, Sarah Lind,
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I bet you rise above. I mean, I'm sure it's,
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again, it's wild. But anyway, so there you go.
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She's in a movie, a 2005 movie called Fetching
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Cody with Jay Baruchel, who has a tie to Jonathan
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Cherry that we just geeked out about. But it
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looks really cool. And, you know, Jay Baruchel
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comes up as somebody who Should probably be one
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of our patron saints. He's like just
an indie,
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you know, he's done the big stuff, but as a writer,
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Goon still is like one of my favorites, and obviously
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that comes up later. But it looks kind of cool.
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It's got this weird time travel element of it,
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and it looks really, really good. So Fetching
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Cody. I thought you may have said you know Sarah
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Lynn. She's in a big movie, The Assassination
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of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford. No,
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and I had seen Humanity Bureau, but I didn't
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recognize. Cold Blood is what really stands out
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for me. No shit. Both her and Amy. And I think
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Leo, too. They're all from, I think they maybe
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were in a theater group together and from the
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same area. Here it comes. See, I love this. Because
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they keep intertwining and intermingling. Because
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Amy and Sarah are both from Regina, and they're
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only six years apart. So they had to be. The
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interviews were pretty limited, but I think there
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was some references to, like, kind of knowing
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each other. Yeah. And there was, what other,
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I have a mark on another movie. I think, you
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know, what's interesting is. Oh, they're both
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5 '4". You know, very diminutive. In general.
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Amy and Sarah are both the same height and from
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the same city. Jessica Barrett, the character,
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she has got some sizable heels on at one point
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as she's taking the trash out of the fucking
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thing. And she's waiting to bang a puking policeman.
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Yeah, she starts out with red ones and then she
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gets to the black ones. Oh, it's too much? Please
00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:06.079
put your trousers back on. Cry wolf! Alright,
00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:09.440
here's a movie that she is in. now that you're
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obsessed. I've been obsessed since my blood went
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cold. 2009, a movie called Personal Effects with
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notorious, perpetually gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer
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and super notorious dirtbag Ashton Kutcher. She
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was with Pfeiffer in a movie? Yeah. 2009, Personal
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Effects, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ashton Kutcher. Side
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note, his character name in it is Mick Jabroni.
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What's wrong with Ashton Kutcher? What am I missing?
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Again, we do not have the time. We don't go down
00:24:38.910 --> 00:24:46.150
that. Okay. And I have seen Sarah Lind in a movie,
00:24:46.190 --> 00:24:48.650
I realized. And I need to go back and watch this
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movie. Humanity Bureau. New. I have a wonderful
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obsession with a horror film actress named Barbara
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Crampton. I think she's a classic reanimator,
00:25:00.009 --> 00:25:01.930
but she's been doing really cool stuff lately.
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And she's in a really... vampire movie called
00:25:04.950 --> 00:25:09.529
jacob's wife um and sarah lind is in that and
00:25:09.529 --> 00:25:11.529
i've seen it she's done a lot of horror movies
00:25:11.529 --> 00:25:14.670
she has well that that possession one or the
00:25:14.670 --> 00:25:17.910
exorcism one is a big one a lot of people there
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was a lot of interviews with her about that i
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think that was a quite like culty popular one
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like because she kind of redid the exorcist thing
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Would you like to see her, so she does the kind
00:25:30.730 --> 00:25:35.009
of femme fatale, she does bad, good, right? Yeah.
00:25:35.190 --> 00:25:37.509
Like, I wonder if that's kind of, if she's typecast.
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I mean, this movie does the apex for me. I don't
00:25:41.950 --> 00:25:43.450
know how you. Yeah, she's really good at it.
00:25:43.509 --> 00:25:45.509
I don't know how you get any better than. And
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the writing is fun. As far as femme fatale, vixen.
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I have next listed Corinne Conley as the mayor.
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I have no notes on Corinne. What do you got?
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:09.220
I have something interesting. She can shapeshift
00:26:09.220 --> 00:26:12.980
into Jessica Rabbit. She can. Her first film,
00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:16.380
she is a classic. Her first film... Did you see
00:26:16.380 --> 00:26:20.140
what I did there? You were with me, I hope. She's
00:26:20.140 --> 00:26:24.180
kind of Jessica Rabbit -y. Yeah. In her name's
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Jessica. When she's first standing behind the
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bar. That's actually a good point. You're having
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.740
trouble getting me off of Miss Lynn. I'm sorry.
00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:35.500
Let's get on to Corinne. Here we go. Her first
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film, 1953's Titcock. How does that do for you?
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:45.019
I think you made that up. I did it? You did it
00:26:45.019 --> 00:26:49.200
way too straight -faced. Titcock. No, Titcock.
00:26:49.799 --> 00:26:52.900
Is it like Hitchcock? What is wrong with you?
00:26:53.380 --> 00:26:58.029
Titcock. Titcock. It's a French film. And I'm
00:26:58.029 --> 00:27:00.569
sure I'm pronouncing it wrong. No, no. It's a
00:27:00.569 --> 00:27:02.670
penis. It's a French film, and I've been waiting
00:27:02.670 --> 00:27:04.009
to do that. Of course it's French. For a while.
00:27:04.109 --> 00:27:06.390
It's maybe like Titcoke or I don't know, something
00:27:06.390 --> 00:27:11.210
like that. Titicaca? Also, 1971, a movie called
00:27:11.210 --> 00:27:16.630
The Night God Screamed. Oh, that could be like
00:27:16.630 --> 00:27:19.890
really deep. The 70s were so fucking great. There
00:27:19.890 --> 00:27:24.390
is some weird shit in the 70s. So there is a
00:27:24.390 --> 00:27:27.700
banner. In the background, they did a, not a
00:27:27.700 --> 00:27:29.920
Comic -Con, but it's called like FanCon or something
00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:33.640
like that. And Leo was doing the booth. And in
00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:36.299
the background was a banner and it said Dirty
00:27:36.299 --> 00:27:40.859
Harry. Only hairier. Yes. I lost the line. Thank
00:27:40.859 --> 00:27:42.920
God you saw that. Yeah. And it could be only
00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:45.359
dirtier. You know what I mean? Because, you know.
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:50.339
But only hair is way better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:54.799
Corinne Conley, who plays the mayor, she's in
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:58.039
the 2018 Paul Feig movie, A Simple Favor. I never
00:27:58.039 --> 00:28:01.200
saw it. And it reminded me it looked actually
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:05.019
really good. But she is most notably to me a
00:28:05.019 --> 00:28:09.119
voice in that piece of shit Rudolph animation
00:28:09.119 --> 00:28:14.650
movie. 1960, some god awful year. 1964 classic
00:28:14.650 --> 00:28:18.230
that I love. So she's the voice. No, no, Ryan
00:28:18.230 --> 00:28:20.609
is completely wrong, listeners. Piece of garbage.
00:28:20.789 --> 00:28:22.849
You need to watch Rudolph the Red -Nosed Reindeer,
00:28:22.950 --> 00:28:26.789
1964 claymation. No, you don't. If you haven't,
00:28:26.789 --> 00:28:29.269
you probably watch it every Christmas like I
00:28:29.269 --> 00:28:32.630
do since I was a child. And Ryan has so many
00:28:32.630 --> 00:28:35.109
issues that we don't have time to get into right
00:28:35.109 --> 00:28:37.799
now. No, we don't. It's what they're well documented
00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:40.579
on the show. So ask AI to consolidate them for
00:28:40.579 --> 00:28:43.940
you and shove them up your ass. We next have...
00:28:43.940 --> 00:28:48.779
Can we name AI? This is really legendary. We're
00:28:48.779 --> 00:28:50.519
going deep on the cast list because it's really
00:28:50.519 --> 00:28:52.180
fun. And the movie is only eight minutes long.
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.559
We're going to spend eight minutes on the movie.
00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:59.859
Jesse Moss plays the gang leader. So like little
00:28:59.859 --> 00:29:03.579
role.
Yeah. You know what I called him through
00:29:03.579 --> 00:29:07.230
the whole thing in my notes? Diamond Eye. Teardrop.
00:29:07.369 --> 00:29:10.269
Teardrop. Which I say affectionately called from
00:29:10.269 --> 00:29:12.849
what movie? This is a test. This is only a test.
00:29:13.069 --> 00:29:15.849
For the next 60 seconds. Blood In, Blood Out.
00:29:16.009 --> 00:29:18.150
No. Blood In, Blood Out 2. The movie we did on
00:29:18.150 --> 00:29:22.289
this podcast, there is a guy called Teardrop
00:29:22.289 --> 00:29:26.950
who you absolutely love. Teardrop. You absolutely
00:29:26.950 --> 00:29:30.549
love it. Oh, I like this, but I'm not doing it.
00:29:30.670 --> 00:29:33.869
I can't. Winter's Bone. Oh, really? Oh, it's...
00:29:34.549 --> 00:29:37.089
I don't even know his name. Okay. But he's in
00:29:37.089 --> 00:29:39.329
everything. Oh, that's not who I'm thinking of.
00:29:39.329 --> 00:29:42.410
Yeah, the guy, her uncle. This is great radio,
00:29:42.569 --> 00:29:47.490
Todd. Winter's Bone, her uncle that saves her
00:29:47.490 --> 00:29:49.009
in the end. I don't remember seeing that movie.
00:29:49.130 --> 00:29:51.890
I really don't. We did it. I know we did. It
00:29:51.890 --> 00:29:54.309
was over like two hours long. It was seven million
00:29:54.309 --> 00:29:57.309
years ago. Two hours of your life, Brian. Gone.
00:29:58.109 --> 00:30:01.230
Completely can't remember. Teardrop. Now, he's
00:30:01.230 --> 00:30:04.700
in a special movie to me. But had you seen him
00:30:04.700 --> 00:30:09.559
before? No, I didn't recognize him. Was he over
00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:12.720
the top? Was he just enough? What was your feeling?
00:30:13.180 --> 00:30:15.420
So the second time through it, I realized that
00:30:15.420 --> 00:30:18.339
his shape -shifting was the coroner. Did you
00:30:18.339 --> 00:30:20.819
catch that? Another coroner being a real piece
00:30:20.819 --> 00:30:23.619
of shit. Didn't we talk about putting food on
00:30:23.619 --> 00:30:27.519
people? We talked about it last episode or whatever.
00:30:27.819 --> 00:30:30.039
There's so many parallels to last week's movie.
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.519
I'm such an asshole. I think he might have stole
00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:35.680
it. No, but I think he might have even borrowed
00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:37.920
from this movie because there's so many parallels.
00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:40.420
He might have used this to help him write it.
00:30:40.420 --> 00:30:42.660
Maybe this is interesting back -to -back, I suppose.
00:30:43.059 --> 00:30:45.579
But when he's there at the dead body and he takes
00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:47.160
a donut and sets it right on the body. And I
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.700
was talking about that. On a knee. The coroner's
00:30:49.700 --> 00:30:51.920
disrespect. It happens in Friday the 13th, part
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:55.619
four. So many movies, these coroners. And they're
00:30:55.619 --> 00:30:59.920
racist. They say the worst things. Anyway, so.
00:31:00.509 --> 00:31:03.769
Jesse Moss is very special because he plays Chad,
00:31:03.990 --> 00:31:08.150
the villain, spoiler alert, in Tucker and Dale
00:31:08.150 --> 00:31:12.170
vs. Evil. Now that's a big movie, right? Because
00:31:12.170 --> 00:31:15.130
that really brought the horror comedy into the
00:31:15.130 --> 00:31:17.849
popular... I didn't recognize him. And I have
00:31:17.849 --> 00:31:20.950
seen that two, three times. So he's special.
00:31:21.789 --> 00:31:23.410
And again, he's great in that. Wait, he's that
00:31:23.410 --> 00:31:27.750
real prick? Yeah, the yuppie guy. Entitled little
00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:31.430
prick? That's him? That's him, yeah. Wow, and
00:31:31.430 --> 00:31:34.710
he's playing this teardrop tattoo gang leader
00:31:34.710 --> 00:31:38.910
badass, and that's good for him. He started young
00:31:38.910 --> 00:31:41.710
and has a lot of TV. He's worked a ton, like
00:31:41.710 --> 00:31:45.670
198 credits or something like that. But his first
00:31:45.670 --> 00:31:49.529
film, 1995's Gold Diggers, The Secret of Bear
00:31:49.529 --> 00:31:54.289
Mountain, with very tiny Christina Ricci and
00:31:54.289 --> 00:31:58.210
Anna Klumski. Isn't that wild? I don't know Klumski.
00:31:58.690 --> 00:32:03.829
My Girl? Oh, boy. My girl. Bees. Anyway, well,
00:32:03.869 --> 00:32:07.529
good. And he's also in Prozac Nation with Christina
00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:09.750
Ricci, which is a really big movie that I never
00:32:09.750 --> 00:32:17.269
saw. That's a doc, right? No. No, 90s, you know,
00:32:17.289 --> 00:32:23.309
that was in the Zeitgeist. I never saw it. But
00:32:23.309 --> 00:32:26.730
he is in, I just. Is that a prison camp, a Zeitgeist?
00:32:27.009 --> 00:32:32.079
Oh, my gosh. Right up, Buck. So Sasha and I,
00:32:32.180 --> 00:32:34.380
there's a new Final Destination movie coming
00:32:34.380 --> 00:32:38.599
out. Have we talked about those movies? Somebody
00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:41.559
was in Final Destination 2. Well, there's two
00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:44.619
Final Destinations. So this actor is in Final
00:32:44.619 --> 00:32:49.440
Destination 3, Jesse Moss. So I love those movies.
00:32:49.539 --> 00:32:52.740
I think they're so much fun. And there's a new
00:32:52.740 --> 00:32:56.980
one coming out. So Sasha and I are going to...
00:32:58.579 --> 00:33:00.720
Start them from the beginning. There's not a
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:03.140
ton. I think there's four or five. And watch
00:33:03.140 --> 00:33:06.960
them. But I think it's funny that our star of
00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:11.440
the movie, Jonathan Cherry, was in Final Destination
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:14.019
2. I think it was. And he again steals that show.
00:33:14.180 --> 00:33:16.259
No, it's Willie. Yeah. That's why it's out of
00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:20.079
my nose. So he was in Final Destination 2. This
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:23.759
guy is in the next one. So there's another werewolf
00:33:23.759 -->
00:33:28.509
movie we did that I picked. that has a direct
00:33:28.509 --> 00:33:33.049
link to Final Destination 2. Did you connect
00:33:33.049 --> 00:33:37.630
that? So this is a werewolf movie, and the other
00:33:37.630 --> 00:33:39.650
werewolf movie we did, not the one last week,
00:33:39.769 --> 00:33:44.869
but the German one. But where? So A .J. Cook
00:33:44.869 --> 00:33:48.230
is the star of Final Destination 2, and she was
00:33:48.230 --> 00:33:52.450
the star in Where. And she was with your guy,
00:33:52.569 --> 00:33:57.109
Willie. Wait, A .J. Cook was with Willie? That
00:33:57.109 --> 00:34:00.089
sounds a little weird. Now I'm confused. Jonathan
00:34:00.089 --> 00:34:03.130
Cherry. I want to finish up with Jesse Mullis
00:34:03.130 --> 00:34:07.630
because I know that he's in a movie in 2010 called
00:34:07.630 --> 00:34:13.969
Dear Mr. Gacy. Really wild. The serial killer.
00:34:14.530 --> 00:34:19.030
Chicago, right? William Forsythe, one of my favorite
00:34:19.030 --> 00:34:22.469
of the Williams of that era, plays Gacy and looks
00:34:22.469 --> 00:34:26.320
like a really brave role. And he's in The Big
00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:28.619
Year. Remember The Big Year? We were just talking
00:34:28.619 --> 00:34:30.739
about birds, but the bird -watching movie, Owen
00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:34.239
Wilson and Jack Black. Yes, I did see that. I
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:38.139
did remember that as a title role. All right,
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.380
now I want to get to the star of the movie, Jonathan
00:34:40.380 --> 00:34:43.860
Cherry, who plays Willie Higgins. Had you ever
00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:49.429
seen him in anything before? I remembered him
00:34:49.429 --> 00:34:51.710
from Final Destination 2. Yeah, I was going to
00:34:51.710 --> 00:34:54.650
say, we just said... He's a standout in that.
00:34:54.730 --> 00:34:56.610
He's really, really good in it. Sorry, you threw
00:34:56.610 --> 00:34:59.929
me. No, I was just asking, so you hadn't seen
00:34:59.929 --> 00:35:03.929
him? No, I don't remember him from Final Destination
00:35:03.929 --> 00:35:10.989
2. His first movie, 2002, is called They, with
00:35:10.989 --> 00:35:14.760
Ethan Embry. An actor I really like. What's the
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:17.059
David Keith, Keith David and Roddy Piper movie
00:35:17.059 --> 00:35:22.000
called? Sci -fi. They Live? Okay. Yes. So that
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:24.820
explains why my brain was trying. That movie
00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:26.119
popped up when you said they. And you were waiting
00:35:26.119 --> 00:35:29.719
for me to say live. He wasn't born. I didn't
00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:32.599
know what it was. Why am I thinking of that movie?
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:37.320
He's in Animal 2 starring Ving Rhames. I don't
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.519
know if you have to see Animal 1 to understand
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:44.809
Animal 2. Or House. House 1. Animal House. Oh,
00:35:44.829 --> 00:35:50.210
Animal House. And again, he is in
Goon and Goon
00:35:50.210 --> 00:35:51.929
2. And I've talked to you about these movies
00:35:51.929 --> 00:35:54.449
forever. Shame on you. I know. You still haven't
00:35:54.449 --> 00:35:57.190
seen them. They're delightful. I did watch Bronson.
00:35:57.190 --> 00:36:01.750
Are you happy with that? Oh, that's a wild movie,
00:36:01.889 --> 00:36:08.130
isn't it? That man can scare you. I know, Tom
00:36:08.130 --> 00:36:11.909
Hardy. Hello. And I noted something interesting.
00:36:12.130 --> 00:36:14.429
Jonathan Cherry was in a movie called What If?
00:36:15.170 --> 00:36:19.949
2013 with Harry Potter and Kylo Ren. And there
00:36:19.949 --> 00:36:22.110
you go. I thought it'd be easier. If I said their
00:36:22.110 --> 00:36:23.789
real names, would you know who they are? I would
00:36:23.789 --> 00:36:26.690
be like a... Okay. So he's 20... Think about
00:36:26.690 --> 00:36:30.489
that. 2013. Yeah. Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe,
00:36:30.550 --> 00:36:34.150
and Kylo Ren. Got it. No, I'm forgetting his
00:36:34.150 --> 00:36:36.349
name. Adam Driver. That's interesting, right?
00:36:36.349 --> 00:36:40.389
And Emma, what's her name? Yeah. All right. So
00:36:40.389 --> 00:36:42.969
again, suffice to say, Jonathan Cherry, it's
00:36:42.969 --> 00:36:45.230
worth picking this movie up and coming in to
00:36:45.230 --> 00:36:48.170
watch just for his lines alone. And they gave
00:36:48.170 --> 00:36:51.690
him so many good lines. It's like Ghostbusters.
00:36:51.829 --> 00:36:54.630
Murray got all the good lines. Written and directed
00:36:54.630 --> 00:36:57.449
by Lowell Dean. We talked about his first film
00:36:57.449 --> 00:37:00.929
being I Heart Regina. A fellow Canadian that
00:37:00.929 --> 00:37:04.170
has worked with all of these actors and recasts
00:37:04.170 --> 00:37:07.750
them quite regularly. So here's the thing that
00:37:07.750 --> 00:37:10.380
blew my mind. And I'm going to go back to another
00:37:10.380 --> 00:37:13.559
thing. So talking Jonathan Cherry, our guy Willie
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:18.420
Higgins. He's a little independent darling already
00:37:18.420 --> 00:37:21.420
to me just because of this movie. So I put him,
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:23.679
and I would love to see him in a movie with another.
00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:27.219
That could be our fans. I'm sorry. I just told
00:37:27.219 --> 00:37:29.280
you. But you know how we've been waiting to call
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.559
our fans? Indie darlings. Oh, so you didn't.
00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:37.039
You have not. read the latest i'm not doing ai
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:40.260
it has come organically right out of me or you
00:37:40.260 --> 00:37:44.800
or together we do it together oh indie darlings
00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:48.619
that's great hello darling anyway okay i want
00:37:48.619 --> 00:37:51.860
so in my head you know a movie comes out of this
00:37:51.860 --> 00:37:55.199
podcast somehow and i want i want to see a like
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:59.760
a a a maybe a buddy cop movie with this guy you're
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.079
talking about an original script Either way,
00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:05.159
with this guy, and I was thinking our guy from
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:10.239
Poker Night slash Into the Woods, Michael Eklund.
00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:15.219
Into the Forest? Into the Forest, right. So that
00:38:15.219 --> 00:38:17.840
guy always stands out as just being really fun
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.420
and wild and weird. So for some reason, I was
00:38:21.420 --> 00:38:25.179
seeing that guy in this role, Jonathan Cherry,
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:27.380
and I'm like, fuck it, put him together. Well,
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:32.489
there is a movie. in 2014 called Dark Match.
00:38:33.530 --> 00:38:36.170
Written and directed by Lowell Dean, this fucking
00:38:36.170 --> 00:38:39.070
guy that these two guys are in and the rest of
00:38:39.070 --> 00:38:43.110
this crew is in. So after we're done, I'm watching
00:38:43.110 --> 00:38:45.210
Dark Match. I'm writing it down right now. What's
00:38:45.210 --> 00:38:48.590
it called? Dark Match. It blew my fucking mind.
00:38:48.710 --> 00:38:51.869
I'm like, how? I feel like I willed that into
00:38:51.869 --> 00:38:54.750
being. That's saying a lot. But I was just like,
00:38:54.849 --> 00:38:57.250
let's put these two in a movie together in my
00:38:57.250 --> 00:39:00.539
mind. Is it a horror? I forget. It looks like
00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:03.820
a comedy. Yeah, I think it is. Okay. But already
00:39:03.820 --> 00:39:05.900
the two of them are in a movie together, and
00:39:05.900 --> 00:39:07.980
it's, again, the rest of this crew, it looks
00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:11.260
like. It probably didn't exist before you did
00:39:11.260 --> 00:39:15.840
this, and then it appeared on IMDb because the
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:19.019
universe bent to your will. We'll have to check.
00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:22.340
All right. One hour and 19 minutes. How did the
00:39:22.340 --> 00:39:26.980
runtime go for you? Great. It's breezy. So last
00:39:26.980 --> 00:39:31.440
week's Snow Hollow was... Hour and 24. This is
00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:36.619
an hour and 19. You're welcome. We're not taking
00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:39.019
up too much of your life. And it doesn't really,
00:39:39.219 --> 00:39:43.340
I guess, spoiler alert, there is a sequel. Did
00:39:43.340 --> 00:39:47.860
you watch it? Oh, yeah. I know you own it. And
00:39:47.860 --> 00:39:50.840
here's the thing. Should I watch it? Oh, yeah.
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:56.500
Because Sarah Lynn's not in it. Hey. Hey. The
00:39:56.500 --> 00:39:58.940
choice is yours. I gave up. There's plenty of
00:39:58.940 --> 00:40:01.039
candy. There's plenty of candy. All the other
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:03.559
ones are in it, but no Sarah. And I'm like, how
00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:05.719
can we not have her in it? You know, you can
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:08.820
still watch the Boondock Saints too, even
though
00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:12.579
that Willem Dafoe wink isn't in it. Here's the
00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:17.000
tagline. And aside from the Dirty Harry, only
00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:18.760
hairier, because I think that was like part of
00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:20.900
the trailer, but there's an official tagline
00:40:20.900 --> 00:40:26.710
and it is, here comes the fuzz. He says that.
00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:31.210
He says that line in the movie. Who are you or
00:40:31.210 --> 00:40:34.869
what are you? I'm the fuzz. It's when he's in
00:40:34.869 --> 00:40:40.789
the donut in... Liquor Donuts. We're going to
00:40:40.789 --> 00:40:43.289
get into all that. When I first time through
00:40:43.289 --> 00:40:45.190
it, I wrote Party Store Down and then I'm like,
00:40:45.269 --> 00:40:49.030
oh my God, it's Liquor Donuts. Side note, if
00:40:49.030 --> 00:40:55.980
you watch this movie, Via Blu -ray or I don't
00:40:55.980 --> 00:41:00.139
know if it's DVD. I did note the trailers. You
00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:02.059
have the Blu -ray, right? Yeah. I'm looking right
00:41:02.059 --> 00:41:07.000
at it. Because sometimes the trailers are interesting.
00:41:07.179 --> 00:41:13.400
So there's a movie. It's called Day of the Mummy.
00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:19.619
And it's like a POV action movie with Daniel
00:41:19.619 --> 00:41:24.360
Glover. Danny Glover. It's like this army commander.
00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:30.320
Lethal weapon. Yeah. And it looks insane. It's
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.780
called Day of the Mummy. Predator 2. I cannot
00:41:32.780 --> 00:41:36.400
tell you. And he's doing a POV mummy. Is he the
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:39.300
mummy? No. It looks like he's sitting in his
00:41:39.300 --> 00:41:42.599
living room. He's wearing a general's outfit
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.480
recording something for this movie. Sounds like
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.039
Al Pacino. Daniel fucking Glover. I don't know
00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:52.059
what the hell that is. Oh, man. Yeah, exactly.
00:41:53.179 --> 00:41:57.500
RJL or Image Entertainment. That is a production
00:41:57.500 --> 00:42:00.559
company that will be friendly to us because I
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:03.300
own a lot of their films. You know, they're a
00:42:03.300 --> 00:42:05.780
production or distribution company that I think
00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:10.199
should sponsor us. We'll see a lot. Yeah. And
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.320
I think there is an official production company
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.159
of this movie is Buck Production or something
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:18.019
like that, too. Oh, well, there you go. You are
00:42:18.019 --> 00:42:20.829
an owner. What did you think of the music in
00:42:20.829 --> 00:42:27.170
the movie? It was great when we were talking
00:42:27.170 --> 00:42:29.429
about it before this started, the double bass
00:42:29.429 --> 00:42:31.809
kicking in and the bass riff. That was really
00:42:31.809 --> 00:42:35.010
cool. Wasn't there one scene where the music
00:42:35.010 --> 00:42:38.929
was slow and lyrical and the scene was the opposite?
00:42:38.989 --> 00:42:40.730
That felt really weird. I can't think of what
00:42:40.730 --> 00:42:42.630
that scene was right now. Was it the love scene
00:42:42.630 --> 00:42:45.610
in the jail cell? Because that song is a banger.
00:42:46.590 --> 00:42:50.769
You know what? It is. Yeah. It is. So did you
00:42:50.769 --> 00:42:54.849
see? Well, nothing could have taken me out of
00:42:54.849 --> 00:42:57.630
that with Jessica Rabbit going down. What period
00:42:57.630 --> 00:43:00.349
of time would you think this movie is set in?
00:43:01.190 --> 00:43:03.969
70s. Was it super grounded? Except for the cell
00:43:03.969 --> 00:43:07.730
phone. The flip cell phone. But the cop cars
00:43:07.730 --> 00:43:11.900
are from the 70s. The buildings are 70s. They
00:43:11.900 --> 00:43:14.159
talk about this. Well, it's filmed in Saskatchewan,
00:43:14.219 --> 00:43:17.400
so it probably never came out like the 70s. Yeah.
00:43:17.460 --> 00:43:19.800
Well, they talk about this in one of the special
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:23.280
features on the Blu -ray. And it's like production
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:25.800
design wise. They roughly took from like 1986
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:29.179
to 1992 or something like that. Well, that car
00:43:29.179 --> 00:43:33.500
is like a Caprice. Yeah. 77 Caprice. It wasn't
00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:35.719
totally grounded in a certain place, but they
00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:39.260
were aware that like. Yeah. So, like, but from
00:43:39.260 --> 00:43:41.199
a production design standpoint, you need a place
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:43.619
to go. Yeah. Which I think is cool, you know,
00:43:43.619 --> 00:43:46.280
to have the insight of that's how the look is.
00:43:46.380 --> 00:43:48.739
Right. I mean, I would have even had a little
00:43:48.739 --> 00:43:50.699
bit of a yellowish tint to it like a lot of the
00:43:50.699 --> 00:43:52.659
70s movies do. Well, and the cinematographer
00:43:52.659 --> 00:43:57.019
actually specifically says this, like, 1954 aesthetic.
00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:01.039
He talks intentionally about this. Okay. And
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:03.320
they show some of the screen tests, and they're
00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:05.619
the exact same the way they brought to the trailer.
00:44:06.190 --> 00:44:08.789
So essentially, the look. The trailer that won
00:44:08.789 --> 00:44:10.869
the million dollars. And the look was already
00:44:10.869 --> 00:44:14.329
set, so they just had to. And they filmed that
00:44:14.329 --> 00:44:17.769
in the same bar. Yeah. And you know what? The
00:44:17.769 --> 00:44:20.130
visual effects, you know how I love practical
00:44:20.130 --> 00:44:23.530
effects. Right. There's some gore in this movie,
00:44:23.650 --> 00:44:27.429
and it's wild. Almost all of it is practical.
00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:29.969
I mean, the little hairs growing out of them,
00:44:30.030 --> 00:44:33.039
that was
digital. Yeah. It looks wild. And the
00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:36.519
music is by Shooting Guns, which is a band. And
00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:40.460
I think the music's really fucking cool. In the
00:44:40.460 --> 00:44:44.900
intro, all the occult stuff and the flashes of
00:44:44.900 --> 00:44:48.719
things happening, did that look normal to you
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:52.219
within the confines of a werewolf movie? Cool.
00:44:52.420 --> 00:44:55.800
Did that put you in a certain space, or did that...
00:44:56.529 --> 00:44:59.809
Say that again now. The occult imagery and the
00:44:59.809 --> 00:45:05.250
hoods and the pentagrams and all that. I thought
00:45:05.250 --> 00:45:09.949
it fit right in. What kind of lycanthropic lore
00:45:09.949 --> 00:45:14.050
are you coming to the table with? You know what
00:45:14.050 --> 00:45:17.849
I mean? It bites you. Because there's kind of
00:45:17.849 --> 00:45:19.750
a twist in this movie, which I think is kind
00:45:19.750 --> 00:45:24.139
of neat. Well, the whole occult thing and the
00:45:24.139 --> 00:45:26.239
ceremony. And the reason why they're cultivating
00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:29.900
these wolves. There's a word for it. I wrote
00:45:29.900 --> 00:45:32.420
it down. But the ceremony that they do. I mean,
00:45:32.420 --> 00:45:35.380
I thought that was all. Yeah. Sit in properly
00:45:35.380 --> 00:45:37.400
with the stuff. But it's the story itself. All
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:40.420
of this stuff is really kind of driven by, you
00:45:40.420 --> 00:45:43.900
would say, three figures in hoods. Yeah. Because
00:45:43.900 --> 00:45:45.820
they make a point to show them it's menacing.
00:45:45.860 --> 00:45:48.860
It's cool. I'm really. Did you guys said all
00:45:48.860 --> 00:45:54.559
that intro was. the backstory of amy's father
00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:58.079
oh right yeah because they show him on the wall
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.840
later and he's still he's wearing the same checkered
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:04.059
flannel yeah and i'm saying amy but the character
00:46:04.059 --> 00:46:07.599
name is tina tina tina's father she's a really
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.500
good employee by the way of that well she's actually
00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:14.460
a sergeant so she's called a sergeant and our
00:46:14.460 --> 00:46:17.699
wolf guy is called a deputy So she's actually
00:46:17.699 --> 00:46:20.079
his boss, but she's working the overnight shift.
00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:24.260
And he can't even get there on time. Well, I
00:46:24.260 --> 00:46:26.500
wrote down in my notes, like, why are they tolerating
00:46:26.500 --> 00:46:29.199
his poor performance? Yeah, she's his boss. Why
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:31.539
is this being tolerated? And he's really not
00:46:31.539 --> 00:46:35.579
even that charming. He's just drunk. He has very
00:46:35.579 --> 00:46:39.940
poor hygiene. He throws up a lot. He wakes up
00:46:39.940 --> 00:46:43.840
with a beautiful naked woman next to him. Oh,
00:46:44.739
--> 00:46:46.500
my God. We're going to get there. When he dropped
00:46:46.500 --> 00:46:49.840
his gun in that opening scene, I laughed. Every
00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:52.199
time I laughed. Would that be a Cody Abilene
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.940
move? He did that so brilliantly. And he kicks
00:46:55.940 --> 00:47:00.980
it under the car. So they establish in the opening
00:47:00.980 --> 00:47:06.119
that these three figures in the hoods seem to
00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:10.199
be running down a werewolf. So that was kind
00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:12.480
of interesting to me right away. Which was Tina's
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:15.599
day. I like the occult stuff. I've been super
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:17.820
obsessed with all the satanic panic movies of
00:47:17.820 --> 00:47:21.000
the 70s, and this kind of imagery was setting
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.280
kind of right with me, you know? I wanted to
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:25.199
listen to some Sabbath. Compared to, like, real
00:47:25.199 --> 00:47:28.300
-life stuff that had gone on, like the Kentucky
00:47:28.300 --> 00:47:31.780
3 or 5 or whatever that was. Yeah, but the period
00:47:31.780 --> 00:47:34.280
of movies, you know, The Omen and The Sentinel
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:36.440
and all that kind of stuff, there was that era
00:47:36.440 --> 00:47:39.159
in the 70s, you know? The look of these movies.
00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:42.360
The exorcist. They were slow. They were, you
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:46.260
know, all atmosphere. All atmosphere. Yeah. Which,
00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:48.880
you know, I really like about that. So this imagery
00:47:48.880 --> 00:47:51.840
was neat to me. And, again, the driving force
00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:53.519
of the movie, kind of the plot or the little
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:56.039
twist, if you will, I thought was, you know,
00:47:56.059 --> 00:48:01.079
super fun. Yeah. Except for Jess right away called,
00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:05.739
like, that person's bad. Right away. Really?
00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:09.519
No, which is interesting. The sheriff. So we
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:14.159
have a wolf, or a cop. His name is Lugaru. And
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:19.320
let's say his living situation, his space, dingy,
00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:24.679
would you say? Shabby. So he's clearly with a
00:48:24.679 --> 00:48:26.800
prostitute? Is that who he's waking up next to?
00:48:26.840 --> 00:48:30.340
Is this his study? I don't know where he got
00:48:30.340 --> 00:48:33.760
a prostitute from. She's naked with underwear.
00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:37.619
Well, she has underwear. um has a look at the
00:48:37.619 --> 00:48:41.840
half drunk beer from last night and he chugs
00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:46.099
that down so respect to that and then he gets
00:48:46.099 --> 00:48:50.599
out into his car respect for drinking yeah backwash
00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:54.739
old warm beer first thing in the morning. No
00:48:54.739 --> 00:48:57.400
breakfast, no shower. Nothing. Oh, but this beer's
00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:59.820
going down. Exactly. Well, I mean, that can be
00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:01.539
seen as some kind of sustenance, I guess. Well,
00:49:01.579 --> 00:49:04.699
it's establishing his character. He's an alcoholic.
00:49:04.699 --> 00:49:09.719
So I love small towns who have the festival going
00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:13.710
on. Dante's Peak comes to mind. Yes, I especially
00:49:13.710 --> 00:49:17.130
love the heartwarming Christmassy name to this
00:49:17.130 --> 00:49:22.730
one. The Drink and Shoot. The annual Drink and
00:49:22.730 --> 00:49:26.090
Shoot, which violates how many laws? Do you see
00:49:26.090 --> 00:49:29.010
it on the banner first? Is Canada different?
00:49:29.190 --> 00:49:32.789
They promote drinking and hunting? This is probably
00:49:32.789 --> 00:49:36.050
a bad stereotype because I don't feel like most
00:49:36.050 --> 00:49:38.489
Canadians I know would be into that. Sort of
00:49:38.489 --> 00:49:40.909
thing. Into hunting and drinking? Well, the way
00:49:40.909 --> 00:49:42.670
that they're presenting it. Are simultaneous.
00:49:42.670 --> 00:49:45.610
And it's not often canceled, you know. You know,
00:49:45.630 --> 00:49:52.809
Jeff, what's the UP movie Jeff Daniels wrote?
00:49:55.210 --> 00:50:00.909
Engadine. Escanaba in the moonlight? You know
00:50:00.909 --> 00:50:05.110
what? This Engadine. Engadine. Engadine. What?
00:50:06.219 --> 00:50:09.159
What did you just say? There's something. Engadine?
00:50:09.639 --> 00:50:12.460
Okay, what? There's an Engadine in the UP. Tell
00:50:12.460 --> 00:50:17.179
me, what town, what city in Michigan sounds like
00:50:17.179 --> 00:50:20.590
Engadine? It's from Sonny Elliott back in the
00:50:20.590 --> 00:50:22.869
70s, if you will, a weather reporter. Even that
00:50:22.869 --> 00:50:25.210
kind of articulation. He used to say ing -a -ding
00:50:25.210 --> 00:50:27.010
-a -ding -a -dine. It's still stuck in my head
00:50:27.010 --> 00:50:29.070
because my grandfather would laugh incessantly
00:50:29.070 --> 00:50:32.030
at it. Okay. I feel bad immediately. Sorry. I
00:50:32.030 --> 00:50:34.750
love you. I love you. I don't know if you can
00:50:34.750 --> 00:50:38.710
come back from this one. You need to apologize
00:50:38.710 --> 00:50:42.170
more. I still feel like it's racist somehow,
00:50:42.230 --> 00:50:46.789
but we'll get past it. Well, the establishing
00:50:46.789 --> 00:50:51.230
things about, in werewolf movies, establishing
00:50:51.230 --> 00:50:55.469
things, but sorry. Silver bullets, none. Missing
00:50:55.469 --> 00:51:00.050
pets. You know, so showing that there were, you
00:51:00.050 --> 00:51:01.769
know, the missing pets. And did you notice one
00:51:01.769 --> 00:51:05.849
of the cats was named Nipples? I totally missed
00:51:05.849 --> 00:51:08.550
that. One of the signs is missing Nipples the
00:51:08.550 --> 00:51:12.590
cat. Nipples. Yeah. Hey, Nip. Too much cat nip?
00:51:12.610 --> 00:51:16.420
I mean. If
you had an animal out in the wild
00:51:16.420 --> 00:51:19.199
named Nipples, how much fun would that be? Well,
00:51:19.340 --> 00:51:22.179
to have your... Nipples? I mean, people... Your
00:51:22.179 --> 00:51:23.820
eight -year -old kid running down the street,
00:51:23.940 --> 00:51:27.300
Nipples! Come here, Nipples! You'd get people
00:51:27.300 --> 00:51:30.679
who would yell at you, like, how dare you? And
00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:32.920
I'd say, free the nipple, bitch. Free the nipples.
00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:35.460
Let it out. Go fuck yourself. Let it out. I'm
00:51:35.460 --> 00:51:37.820
renaming one of my pets Nipples after this recording.
00:51:37.820 --> 00:51:39.920
Do they use body double for that cat? After...
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:43.159
this recording it's happening so they have a
00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:47.099
theory that there's a uh walking like a bear
00:51:47.099 --> 00:51:49.619
menace and this is the big heart of the drink
00:51:49.619 --> 00:51:53.579
and shoot is to try to shoot this what is it
00:51:53.579 --> 00:51:56.019
the walking bear the waking bear it's a walk
00:51:56.019 --> 00:51:59.039
wasn't the word beast in there well in a lot
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:00.980
of the things that happen to people under the
00:52:00.980 --> 00:52:02.800
guise of a werewolf could be chalked up to a
00:52:02.800 --> 00:52:08.699
bear right well I mean, this whole movie parallels
00:52:08.699 --> 00:52:11.800
our last movie, so all the way up to the library
00:52:11.800 --> 00:52:15.460
research. We also have a couple of underlying
00:52:15.460 --> 00:52:20.320
factors here. We have a mayoral race that's hotly
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:23.420
contested, and we have a police force that is
00:52:23.420 --> 00:52:27.059
widely reviled. Nobody likes the cops in this
00:52:27.059 --> 00:52:31.059
town. In fact, the robbers decide to don pig
00:52:31.059 --> 00:52:34.780
masks and call themselves piggies. Your thoughts,
00:52:34.860 --> 00:52:37.719
social commentary, Todd, go. So later in the
00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:42.559
movie when they get the call that there is pigs
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:47.920
and a wolf robbing the donut liquor store is
00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:50.860
so fucking hilarious because you got the three
00:52:50.860 --> 00:52:52.280
little, and I think there's three of them, right?
00:52:52.340 --> 00:52:54.739
You got the three little pigs and then the fucking
00:52:54.739 --> 00:52:57.500
big, bad wolf comes in. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they
00:52:57.500 --> 00:53:02.099
don't say it, but it's visually there. I'm so...
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:05.119
You see, you were there for it. You were there
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:10.039
for that. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. The three little
00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:12.739
piggies and the big bad wolf. Yeah. So these
00:53:12.739 --> 00:53:14.019
are the things that are happening. And then they
00:53:14.019 --> 00:53:15.980
even gave me a little red riding hood to boot.
00:53:16.340 --> 00:53:20.500
And I love when we get into the police station.
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:23.900
As I was noting earlier, Tina is an exemplary
00:53:23.900 --> 00:53:27.460
sergeant. They have the, what, the employee of
00:53:27.460 --> 00:53:29.980
the month? Every fucking month because there's
00:53:29.980 --> 00:53:32.210
only the two of them. Right. You got the chief.
00:53:32.389 --> 00:53:34.610
Yeah. And then you got the two. I mean, that's
00:53:34.610 --> 00:53:37.050
the only two we see. If there's more, they don't
00:53:37.050 --> 00:53:39.690
show them. Right. And so every month it's her
00:53:39.690 --> 00:53:41.789
name was every month. Right. Wasn't it? And that
00:53:41.789 --> 00:53:45.349
little other favorite piece of trivia in that
00:53:45.349 --> 00:53:49.110
police office that you could see. Yeah. Was on
00:53:49.110 --> 00:53:52.170
the back wall. It said cases solved. And there's
00:53:52.170 --> 00:53:55.989
a whole bunch of and lose. It's like eight to
00:53:55.989 --> 00:53:57.690
one. I think it was like this month or something
00:53:57.690 --> 00:54:03.739
or this year. Yeah. We know you're not a good
00:54:03.739 --> 00:54:05.679
cop, but can you at least be a cop that shows
00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:12.639
up to work on time? So the chief or the head,
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:16.559
do they call him Sarge or Chief? Chief. He is
00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:21.099
very critical of Lou, but tolerant of his behavior.
00:54:21.539 --> 00:54:24.420
Even so, he opens his drawer and you see bottles
00:54:24.420 --> 00:54:29.000
of liquor in there. And the reason is... We find
00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:32.260
out later on. Well, yeah. It's because he's the
00:54:32.260 --> 00:54:36.179
prey. That's when Jess is like, he's bad. I was
00:54:36.179 --> 00:54:39.019
like, oh, interesting. She called him out right
00:54:39.019 --> 00:54:44.139
away. So, okay, riddle me this. Why? Because
00:54:44.139 --> 00:54:48.920
he's in an easy position of influence because
00:54:48.920 --> 00:54:51.019
he's ambivalent towards Lou. How can you pick
00:54:51.019 --> 00:54:54.380
that out that early? I don't know. What about
00:54:54.380 --> 00:54:57.139
his aura? Well, and I had no chill. I was like,
00:54:57.179 --> 00:55:00.440
shit. And she was like, oh. But he's calling
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:05.500
him out on exactly what he did. Well, like you
00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:07.860
said, the shifts are interesting because he's
00:55:07.860 --> 00:55:11.719
there and they get a call. She's supposed to
00:55:11.719 --> 00:55:15.420
leave. He's two hours late and she's still like,
00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:18.159
I'll go. And then he's like, you go see Willie,
00:55:18.340 --> 00:55:23.010
who's the town crazy. You go see Willie and talk
00:55:23.010 --> 00:55:24.829
to Willie. It's like the chief has to tell him
00:55:24.829 --> 00:55:26.909
to go. Yeah. Yeah. Cause she was going to go
00:55:26.909 --> 00:55:30.329
like, it's like, it's his alarm went off at nine
00:55:30.329 --> 00:55:34.210
18, you know? And so he had to drive. Yeah. I
00:55:34.210 --> 00:55:36.650
love that. And, but it wasn't a digital clock.
00:55:36.750 --> 00:55:38.809
It was one of those little seven. It was from
00:55:38.809 --> 00:55:42.349
the seventies alarm clock with the little bells
00:55:42.349 --> 00:55:44.510
on the top. Yeah. And knowing that they just
00:55:44.510 --> 00:55:47.690
had to, to get by, you know, making this movie
00:55:47.690 --> 00:55:51.630
with a million dollars. I think it makes every
00:55:51.630 --> 00:55:54.610
bit of background important, and all the choices
00:55:54.610 --> 00:55:56.690
they made were really cool. The look of it was
00:55:56.690 --> 00:55:58.210
good, but all those little things were really
00:55:58.210 --> 00:56:00.389
neat. Just a werewolf costume and makeup and
00:56:00.389 --> 00:56:01.969
all that is going to eat up so much of that.
00:56:02.030 --> 00:56:05.670
Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Willie, does he
00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:10.050
run a guns and ammo shop? What is his? Yeah,
00:56:10.070 --> 00:56:15.119
it is called TNT Gunworks. Which is fucking hilarious.
00:56:16.139 --> 00:56:19.639
TNT, yeah, sticks of dynamite. Willie is wearing
00:56:19.639 --> 00:56:22.239
a Cancer Bats t -shirt, so shout out to the Cancer
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:25.900
Bats. We don't have time. Is it a band? It's
00:56:25.900 --> 00:56:31.079
a band, yeah. Cancer Bats. Are there bats that
00:56:31.079 --> 00:56:37.320
bite you and give you rabies? I hope not. That
00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:40.440
would be a terrible bat to be bit by. I don't
00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:42.679
even want to say it out loud. I have neck cancer.
00:56:42.900 --> 00:56:45.179
Yeah. Elbow cancer. How'd you get it? If it bites
00:56:45.179 --> 00:56:50.500
you in the testicles. No. Yeah. They're an awesome
00:56:50.500 --> 00:56:53.820
band. And I always wonder who chose to put that
00:56:53.820 --> 00:56:55.800
shirt on. What kind of? Is it like raw? Yeah.
00:56:55.840 --> 00:56:58.440
It's not your style of music for sure. Like I
00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.599
can't understand the word. The growling? It's
00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:05.500
abrasive and angry. Everything you listen to
00:57:05.500 --> 00:57:09.119
is abrasive and angry. Well, Willie is very...
00:57:10.220 --> 00:57:12.599
concerned about some things that he's found in
00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:16.800
the woods a la what does he say like teen sex
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:21.519
orgies or every line he says is cold i look at
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:25.260
his face and he makes me laugh yeah there's teen
00:57:25.260 --> 00:57:28.219
sex they're probably having crazy sex or something
00:57:28.219 --> 00:57:31.820
yeah so you have to go investigate this and he's
00:57:31.820 --> 00:57:34.679
he's always dismissed as the well he shows him
00:57:34.679 --> 00:57:38.829
his tape and it's got a pentagram carved in There's
00:57:38.829 --> 00:57:42.250
a tree or whatever. And
Lou's just like, have
00:57:42.250 --> 00:57:43.849
you ever heard of heavy metal? And he's like,
00:57:43.909 --> 00:57:49.250
what? So it's just teenagers, according to him.
00:57:49.250 --> 00:57:51.389
That's his way out of it. He doesn't like to
00:57:51.389 --> 00:57:53.969
do anything, including paperwork. And he really
00:57:53.969 --> 00:57:57.070
is lazy. All he wants to do is drink. He's a
00:57:57.070 --> 00:57:59.610
much better wolf cop than he is a human cop.
00:58:01.030 --> 00:58:04.269
Decidedly so. Aside from the murdering. He gets
00:58:04.269 --> 00:58:09.440
real passionate. you know he he gets into the
00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:12.780
job and now he definitely takes his job seriously
00:58:12.780 --> 00:58:16.599
i can't wait till we get to the to the final
00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:18.760
scene or to the to the post -credit scene then
00:58:18.760 --> 00:58:21.820
that's really good i'm upset well willie willie
00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:24.659
says a line that I think is kind of interesting.
00:58:24.699 --> 00:58:27.500
And when he says the town's flock is fucked because
00:58:27.500 --> 00:58:30.519
again, nobody's taking him seriously and having
00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:32.860
some perspective as a heavy metal. That's where
00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:34.780
he says the cry wolf, right? What happened to
00:58:34.780 --> 00:58:36.840
the boy who cry wolf? Nothing fucking happened
00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:41.260
to him. Um, as a young heavy metal or, um, and
00:58:41.260 --> 00:58:45.099
we did, please don't get me wrong. We did frolic
00:58:45.099 --> 00:58:49.500
in the woods. Um, but did you carve pentagrams
00:58:49.500 --> 00:58:52.179
into the trees? Maybe one or two. But nothing
00:58:52.179 --> 00:58:56.260
of that kind of significant metal work. You know,
00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:58.659
we were too lazy. Oh, that wasn't carving. You're
00:58:58.659 --> 00:59:01.500
right. It was like a full on. And we didn't have
00:59:01.500 --> 00:59:04.039
the gasoline to waste on lighting a huge pentagram.
00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:08.219
So to be frank, those kind of shenanigans were
00:59:08.219 --> 00:59:11.460
not of our heavy metal. They may be some. Like
00:59:11.460 --> 00:59:13.980
there's some folks in Norway that took it way
00:59:13.980 --> 00:59:17.480
too far in the 90s. Did you have woods in the
00:59:17.480 --> 00:59:21.460
suburbs of Chicago? Yes. And again. The cliches
00:59:21.460 --> 00:59:23.340
are right. We like to hang out in the woods.
00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:26.159
I don't know. Yeah. But a lot of the things that,
00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:30.900
you know, are depicted here, no. No. Robes are,
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:34.380
you know how expensive those robes are? Hooded
00:59:34.380 --> 00:59:37.280
robes. Yes. Yeah. Cloaks, if you will. Yeah.
00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.079
What do you think of the tooth and nail bar?
00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:44.119
Tooth and nail? Yeah. I think the barmaid is
00:59:44.119 --> 00:59:48.880
outstanding. Oh, my God. So what makes her? What
00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:52.179
makes her outstanding? I don't know. She's terrible
00:59:52.179 --> 00:59:53.960
at pouring drinks. She spills her own. You walk,
00:59:54.099 --> 00:59:57.440
she does shots with you. She is great. She puts
00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:02.159
Kate Beckinsale to shame because she's dressed
01:00:02.159 --> 01:00:04.659
like her. She's got the heels. She's got the
01:00:04.659 --> 01:00:07.500
push -up tank top. She's got the red lipstick.
01:00:07.820 --> 01:00:09.260
I'm delighted. I'm delighted at this. She's got,
01:00:09.420 --> 01:00:11.739
I don't want to say big, well, all the old movies
01:00:11.739 --> 01:00:14.780
I see her in, she's got flat hair. When I say
01:00:14.780 --> 01:00:17.420
flat, you know, and then in this one, it's not
01:00:17.420 --> 01:00:19.500
big hair, but it's full hair. It's clearly maybe
01:00:19.500 --> 01:00:21.440
more on the 80s side of the design. Yeah, yeah.
01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:24.820
See, that's probably why it's talking to me.
01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:28.780
There's definitely a look in like, you know,
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:31.739
cuddling up next to the jukebox. It's all an
01:00:31.739 --> 01:00:33.679
aesthetic that's super classic. The only thing
01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:35.880
I saw her, I couldn't find any interviews with
01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:37.980
her. I did see one little comment where she,
01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:41.360
one little snippet where she. got the script,
01:00:41.460 --> 01:00:43.559
and we know now that they all know each other,
01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:45.420
right? So like, hey, let's send this to Sarah
01:00:45.420 --> 01:00:48.880
probably. And she's like, she said, she read
01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:51.559
it and she immediately said yes, that I know
01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:54.360
how I'm going to play this. She read it and she
01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:55.559
said, I know exactly how I'm going to play this.
01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:57.539
I bet there was some fun to be had there. Oh,
01:00:57.579 --> 01:00:59.719
she had fun with this role without question.
01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:03.300
Yeah, sure. If it was a Bigfoot sex tape, what
01:01:03.300 --> 01:01:07.179
would it look like? Let's see. What would a Bigfoot
01:01:07.179 --> 01:01:08.579
sex tape look like? We have an 8 to 10 foot.
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:12.059
hairy beast that's shout out to the willow creek
01:01:12.059 --> 01:01:15.659
episode i guess yeah yeah it would be rough it
01:01:15.659 --> 01:01:19.539
wouldn't be gentle we talked about the i think
01:01:19.539 --> 01:01:22.059
if we want to go back to yeah yeah and remember
01:01:22.059 --> 01:01:25.699
she was the third uh yeah king kong damsel in
01:01:25.699 --> 01:01:29.179
distress so do you think uh and again all seriousness
01:01:29.179 --> 01:01:31.360
we're gonna we're gonna pull back let's get into
01:01:31.360 --> 01:01:36.039
the pool together jacuzzi but do you think a
01:01:36.039
--> 01:01:39.260
waitress of that beauty Or a woman of that beauty
01:01:39.260 --> 01:01:42.639
would be a waitress slash... She owns a bar.
01:01:42.780 --> 01:01:47.019
Okay. She owns a bar. I mean, that footwear is
01:01:47.019 --> 01:01:50.860
disastrous on your feet if you're working, you
01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:54.719
know. Well, she has some supernatural powers
01:01:54.719 --> 01:01:57.260
going on where she doesn't feel pain. She can
01:01:57.260 --> 01:02:00.469
fuck the wolf right out of you. This... is interesting
01:02:00.469 --> 01:02:04.070
whole nother spin because i'm looking at it from
01:02:04.070 --> 01:02:06.050
a hospitality perspective did you look at the
01:02:06.050 --> 01:02:09.829
mayor and say she's bad i have empathy no okay
01:02:09.829 --> 01:02:12.730
no me neither so the mayor like we have a an
01:02:12.730 --> 01:02:14.590
established mayor and she's like a she's like
01:02:14.590 --> 01:02:18.210
a mrs brady yeah and then the the up -and -comer
01:02:18.210 --> 01:02:20.929
who is you know more progressive and wants to
01:02:20.929 --> 01:02:23.050
be more environmental and things like that he's
01:02:23.050 --> 01:02:27.559
but clearly not popular Clearly a heroin addict.
01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:29.559
In that bar. That's all we know is in that bar
01:02:29.559 --> 01:02:33.139
they throw food at them. We're going to clean
01:02:33.139 --> 01:02:35.699
up this town and the cops at the bar drinking,
01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:40.059
right? Who brings extra food to throw at a bar,
01:02:40.099 --> 01:02:42.519
too? They're full of vegetables. You're not getting
01:02:42.519 --> 01:02:46.039
my fries. That's right. There are two things.
01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:48.920
Give me the line. It's sacred in this world.
01:02:49.900 --> 01:02:52.829
Never touch another man's fries. David Keith
01:02:52.829 --> 01:02:54.610
Keith David. I love this. He comes up a lot,
01:02:54.690 --> 01:02:58.630
doesn't he? And so, all right. So you have made
01:02:58.630 --> 01:03:01.789
it clear that as the owner of that bar, she's
01:03:01.789 --> 01:03:05.050
got to bring it, you know, looks wise every single
01:03:05.050 --> 01:03:07.150
night because you never know what stumbling drunk
01:03:07.150 --> 01:03:08.269
is going to want to fuck you in the bathroom.
01:03:08.269 --> 01:03:10.309
She knows every one of them by the first name.
01:03:10.409 --> 01:03:12.989
Okay. Yeah. This is true. This is good customer
01:03:12.989 --> 01:03:17.570
service. It's a 32 -year cycle to maintain that
01:03:17.570 --> 01:03:21.880
bod. That's a good point. Now, we have a... bad
01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:25.239
guy in the form of mob boss. And this is the
01:03:25.239 --> 01:03:27.340
guy that you were pretty impressed with. Yeah.
01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:31.780
So what, he's got a little enterprise going.
01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:35.019
And I love the look of disdain. She gives them
01:03:35.019 --> 01:03:37.539
like when he walks in, she's just like, so you're,
01:03:37.539 --> 01:03:39.500
I mean, before you even see him, you're like,
01:03:39.500 --> 01:03:42.300
you know, later, very interesting. Like, you
01:03:42.300 --> 01:03:44.639
know, the town prick, the town asshole, you know,
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:46.619
but he's, he's like the meth, you know, he's
01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:49.239
a drug dealing guy. Right. He's more than that.
01:03:49.789 --> 01:03:52.769
He's got both sides of the coin. This is a good
01:03:52.769 --> 01:03:56.190
point. We'll find out later. I think he does
01:03:56.190 --> 01:04:00.829
have some... He eats some scenery. I will say.
01:04:00.929 --> 01:04:05.090
He chews the scenery with a plum. But it's good.
01:04:05.349 --> 01:04:09.550
I like the fact that in a movie... He eats the
01:04:09.550 --> 01:04:13.210
scenery with a plum. I know that's a metaphor.
01:04:13.610 --> 01:04:18.639
Very, very heavily. He delivers that one monologue
01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:22.380
to the guy before he stabs his eye out, and it's
01:04:22.380 --> 01:04:25.739
great. He really brings it. Did you see the foreshadow?
01:04:25.780 --> 01:04:28.139
And I got this on the second or third time I
01:04:28.139 --> 01:04:33.179
watched it. So the button of the other, I got
01:04:33.179 --> 01:04:38.300
their names. So the mayor is. Terry Wallace.
01:04:38.579 --> 01:04:41.980
Vote for Terry Wallace. Okay, so Terry is...
01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:44.840
Your notes are stressing you out. It makes me
01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.539
laugh so hard. You will stop talking and just
01:04:48.539 --> 01:04:52.599
be like... Isn't that good radio? I know this
01:04:52.599 --> 01:04:56.199
is meant to be casual, but not that casual. Hold
01:04:56.199 --> 01:04:59.820
on. We don't edit. Remember. Teardrop takes out
01:04:59.820 --> 01:05:02.079
his knife, the switchblade knife, the same one
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:04.340
he's going to use later on an aforementioned
01:05:04.340 --> 01:05:08.460
guy you just said. And he stabs Terry right in
01:05:08.460 --> 01:05:11.340
the eyeball on his pin. You know, the little
01:05:11.340 --> 01:05:15.019
vote for Terry. This is tremendous. It was beautiful
01:05:15.019 --> 01:05:16.559
foreshadowing. Yeah. Because he's going to do
01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:18.920
it again. That's tremendous. On a live. Yeah.
01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:21.480
Yeah. Well, I like it. He's got a thing for stabbing
01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:23.440
you in the eyeball with his switchblade. In a
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:26.579
movie like Wolf Cop, you know, that's outrageous.
01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:29.820
You know, everybody gets to make a choice. And,
01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:34.019
yeah, I'd go hard in that role. Have some fun.
01:05:35.849 --> 01:05:38.829
Right? I hate to put a teardrop on you and say,
01:05:38.909 --> 01:05:41.130
I've killed a guy. I've killed a guy or two.
01:05:41.210 --> 01:05:42.889
You never know. Well, isn't that what a teardrop
01:05:42.889 --> 01:05:44.730
means? That you've
killed somebody? Yeah, it
01:05:44.730 --> 01:05:52.429
is. Absolutely. I wrote down, why is Lou's poor
01:05:52.429 --> 01:05:55.530
performance tolerated? And he's sent again into
01:05:55.530 --> 01:06:02.670
the woods. Why is that? Go to the woods. Disturbances
01:06:02.670 --> 01:06:04.710
are in the woods. There's a lot of woods in Canada.
01:06:04.829 --> 01:06:08.929
I mean, it's all on fire right now. Sleep at
01:06:08.929 --> 01:06:12.730
the desk. You know, poor performance. And the
01:06:12.730 --> 01:06:15.590
magazine he finds in the woods. Please tell me
01:06:15.590 --> 01:06:17.829
you noted what it was called. Oh, I didn't write
01:06:17.829 --> 01:06:21.010
it down. Hooked? No. Boober. Boober. Boober.
01:06:22.369 --> 01:06:24.309
Boobies. I wrote that down. Boober Magazine.
01:06:24.550 --> 01:06:27.570
I said, what is in Boober Magazine? Did you Google
01:06:27.570 --> 01:06:29.349
it to see if it was a real thing? No, I didn't.
01:06:29.369 --> 01:06:32.829
No, I dare not. Like Stag or Playboy? No, I dare
01:06:32.829 --> 01:06:36.469
not. Why not? I don't know. I Googled Fleshlight,
01:06:36.510 --> 01:06:38.690
for fuck's sake, last week for the show. That's
01:06:38.690 --> 01:06:42.409
on you. It was for the show. He's got to break
01:06:42.409 --> 01:06:44.989
up a party that has clearly been very broken
01:06:44.989 --> 01:06:47.969
up already. Yeah. He is like, all right, get
01:06:47.969 --> 01:06:50.889
out of here. I don't want to do the paperwork.
01:06:51.449 --> 01:06:56.210
And he says it. He says it twice. Come on, guys.
01:06:56.329 --> 01:07:03.079
Get going. Get going. I can barely walk. Well,
01:07:03.099 --> 01:07:05.679
let's be clear. He's probably in some form of
01:07:05.679 --> 01:07:10.000
alcohol withdrawal slash mid -buzz. So this is
01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:12.360
the second incident he's been sent out to, right?
01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:15.539
First one was where he met Willie with the tape.
01:07:15.739 --> 01:07:18.679
Yeah. And then they're back, like you said, they're
01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:20.559
back at the office there and he gets sent out.
01:07:20.780 --> 01:07:23.980
There's been another incident. And he says, can
01:07:23.980 --> 01:07:27.300
you catch him in the act this time? No hustle
01:07:27.300 --> 01:07:29.519
out of this guy. He's like, okay. And he's out
01:07:29.519 --> 01:07:32.500
there like. Run. I don't want to do the paperwork.
01:07:32.739 --> 01:07:37.820
Run now. It's the cops. Well, when he finds the
01:07:37.820 --> 01:07:41.219
candidate, that's the first bit of seeing the
01:07:41.219 --> 01:07:43.820
practical artifacts because he turns around to
01:07:43.820 --> 01:07:50.599
see the mayoral candidate very, very hacked up.
01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:53.340
He's like hacked up. He's on a tree. He's hanging
01:07:53.340 --> 01:07:55.860
upside down. He calls to him. He's really not
01:07:55.860 --> 01:08:00.130
doing well. He screams. Yeah. And then he. Goes
01:08:00.130
--> 01:08:02.929
over and finds him, and he's hung upside down
01:08:02.929 --> 01:08:08.190
to a tree, carved up. Yeah. And he says two words
01:08:08.190 --> 01:08:13.170
to him. Behind you. Yeah. Bam. And it's, you
01:08:13.170 --> 01:08:15.349
know. Our poor boy is knocked out. Blacked out.
01:08:15.449 --> 01:08:18.970
And what's interesting is they, to stage that
01:08:18.970 --> 01:08:22.010
guy's death scene, they, you know, take him down.
01:08:22.109 --> 01:08:24.369
They put heroin needles in his arm. Yeah, yeah.
01:08:25.230 --> 01:08:28.029
Drug overdose. Right. So there goes the mayor
01:08:28.029 --> 01:08:31.050
race is over. Yeah. Makes it easy. There's only
01:08:31.050 --> 01:08:35.229
one left. But he wakes up in his own place. Yeah.
01:08:35.289 --> 01:08:39.310
Cut to. Not a good place. Wake up in bed. Shabby.
01:08:39.510 --> 01:08:44.970
He doesn't look really bad, but he does have
01:08:44.970 --> 01:08:46.729
an. He's got a little blood on his t -shirt.
01:08:49.229 --> 01:08:51.930
Tell me you'd feel that. Well, no. In his new
01:08:51.930 --> 01:08:54.529
state, his pain tolerance is probably higher.
01:08:54.869 --> 01:08:58.989
To quote a 20 -year -old movie, probably more,
01:08:59.109 --> 01:09:04.109
it's good to be worth. Old Jack. You know, when
01:09:04.109 --> 01:09:07.250
his senses became... And he did a lot of sniffing
01:09:07.250 --> 01:09:09.869
just like Jack did. It's harder to shave. I thought
01:09:09.869 --> 01:09:11.829
that scene was clever. It fucking grows right
01:09:11.829 --> 01:09:15.189
back. Yeah. Because this guy has what I call
01:09:15.189 --> 01:09:18.130
otherworldly stubble. Do you know people whose
01:09:18.130 --> 01:09:20.390
stubble looks like cement blocks on their face?
01:09:20.390 --> 01:09:21.189
Yeah, it's like all the way up to his eyeballs.
01:09:21.550 --> 01:09:25.829
It's so... Like, I know people like that. I want
01:09:25.829 --> 01:09:27.750
to touch it. Like, what is happening? That's...
01:09:27.750 --> 01:09:30.310
Well, it's because you don't have... You have
01:09:30.310 --> 01:09:32.649
the opposite. No. You, like, shave... No. They're
01:09:32.649 --> 01:09:37.149
quite hairless. Once a full moon, really. You
01:09:37.149 --> 01:09:44.800
know? Dick first. Like vampirism. So... What
01:09:44.800 --> 01:09:48.020
is happening? I wonder if you would notice the
01:09:48.020 --> 01:09:50.800
sense of smell or hearing first. Depends on,
01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:52.880
I guess, how pissy, stained your apartment is.
01:09:53.020 --> 01:09:57.319
So in his bedroom, in that apartment, I would
01:09:57.319 --> 01:10:00.140
think sense of smell first, which is what happens.
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:02.619
Because the hearing, aside from the alarm clock
01:10:02.619 --> 01:10:04.680
that he throws across the room, you're like,
01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:09.479
fuck that thing. Finally. And he stumbles out
01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:11.819
to his ill -parked car. I love how it's never
01:10:11.819 --> 01:10:16.300
parked right. Same as last week. He sees a guy
01:10:16.300 --> 01:10:20.199
being very unkind to his dog, and he's like...
01:10:20.199 --> 01:10:22.500
Yeah. And he says something. It feels like...
01:10:22.500 --> 01:10:25.899
Don't do that. He kicks his dog. Yeah, the guy
01:10:25.899 --> 01:10:30.100
kicks the dog. Oh, a la some, like, maybe dog
01:10:30.100 --> 01:10:34.000
abuse. John Wick. That was a baseball bat with
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.300
the bad guy. And he's called out to another incident,
01:10:36.399 --> 01:10:38.199
and I kept on laughing every time. It's like,
01:10:38.300 --> 01:10:42.970
there's another incident. And are they peppering
01:10:42.970 --> 01:10:46.470
in the newscast yet? What do you feel about newscasts?
01:10:47.310 --> 01:10:51.890
Well, we catch on that he's a werewolf. His hair's
01:10:51.890 --> 01:10:55.729
all grown back. His sense of hearing is extremely
01:10:55.729 --> 01:10:58.829
acute. His sense of smell. He's sniffing everything
01:10:58.829 --> 01:11:01.970
around his apartment. So we're like, okay, this
01:11:01.970 --> 01:11:05.909
is total dog -wolf stuff going on. This is why
01:11:05.909 --> 01:11:09.310
he identifies with the victim on the street in
01:11:09.310 --> 01:11:13.590
the form of that dog. Yeah, and the guy says...
01:11:13.590 --> 01:11:16.850
And the guy's like, or what? And then he does
01:11:16.850 --> 01:11:21.649
this chew spit that stays on his lip and is just
01:11:21.649 --> 01:11:25.449
like, throw up in your mouth. Again, insensitive
01:11:25.449 --> 01:11:31.670
coroner. Guy shows up with a donut. Lays it on
01:11:31.670 --> 01:11:34.930
the knee. On the knee of the victim. Of the dead
01:11:34.930 --> 01:11:41.079
mayoral candidate. That's not cool. I don't eat
01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:43.319
my donuts off of dead people. I don't know about
01:11:43.319 --> 01:11:47.399
you. You know what I mean? Even if they have
01:11:47.399 --> 01:11:50.300
liquor. Okay, I have a question. Liquor and donuts.
01:11:50.739 --> 01:11:53.779
No, it's liquor donuts. It's not liquor and donuts.
01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:57.699
Are the donuts infused with liquor? Yes, that
01:11:57.699 --> 01:12:00.439
is my hope and dream. That's what I think they
01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:02.000
meant too. I'm going to try to do it. Because
01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:06.130
he eats one later to get... Some booze. Well,
01:12:06.270 --> 01:12:08.250
he drinks his stuff, and then he's like, no,
01:12:08.409 --> 01:12:11.289
and he points at the donuts. All right, so let's
01:12:11.289 --> 01:12:13.689
do this for a podcast. Let's get some donuts.
01:12:13.710 --> 01:12:16.970
Licker up some donuts. And we'll eat them while
01:12:16.970 --> 01:12:19.489
we're podcasting, and we'll dedicate it to...
01:12:19.489 --> 01:12:21.229
It'll have to be really strong liquor. What's
01:12:21.229 --> 01:12:26.229
the writer's name? Lowell. Lowell. I can't. I've
01:12:26.229 -->
01:12:28.869
had too many beers. So as they're examining the
01:12:28.869 --> 01:12:31.930
body, all right, let's take this logically. Okay.
01:12:31.989 --> 01:12:35.500
There's a huge face, neck wound. In the neck.
01:12:35.659 --> 01:12:37.800
Yeah. And they're like, he got hurt hunting.
01:12:37.880 --> 01:12:40.659
I think it's a hunting accident. No, he was drug
01:12:40.659 --> 01:12:44.159
overdose. Yeah. He's got all, he's cause that's
01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:46.140
a lot of marks. He says that's a lot of tracks.
01:12:46.180 --> 01:12:48.100
Oh yeah. And he's got the needle hanging out
01:12:48.100 --> 01:12:50.479
of his arm. Right. But his throat is ripped out
01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:53.180
clearly by like, like a wolf, you know, wolf
01:12:53.180 --> 01:12:56.600
or whatever dog. Oh, so this was my problem because
01:12:56.600 --> 01:13:01.100
like, and I said it too early, but I love. And
01:13:01.100 --> 01:13:03.300
this happens in a lot of movies. There's a good
01:13:03.300 --> 01:13:05.439
comedy, but they're like, all right, we need
01:13:05.439 --> 01:13:08.479
to keep this quiet. Cut to the newscast. Like,
01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:11.520
Terry, whatever, murdered viciously in the woods.
01:13:12.140 --> 01:13:15.460
Well, like last, like, Snow Hollow. Yeah. They're
01:13:15.460 --> 01:13:19.619
saying it's a wolf. Maybe get a job at WikiLeaks.
01:13:19.739 --> 01:13:24.579
Yeah. And now this is what's kind of interesting.
01:13:24.699 --> 01:13:27.859
This precipitates the canceling of the drink
01:13:27.859 --> 01:13:31.029
and shoot by. The mayor. The mayor and the chief
01:13:31.029 --> 01:13:33.430
of police are getting the news broadcast. And
01:13:33.430 --> 01:13:36.430
that's fairly unprecedented. It's only happened
01:13:36.430 --> 01:13:38.789
one time in recent history that they can remember.
01:13:39.130 --> 01:13:42.529
But it turns out it happens every 32 years. To
01:13:42.529 --> 01:13:45.590
cancel this. In the moment, though. That'd be
01:13:45.590 --> 01:13:47.689
like canceling Cherry Fest. In the moment, you're
01:13:47.689 --> 01:13:49.689
not thinking. Right. You're not thinking the
01:13:49.689 --> 01:13:52.329
patterns. You're not thinking because you haven't
01:13:52.329 --> 01:13:55.590
done the research montage yet. That's the important
01:13:55.590 --> 01:13:58.859
thing. That's right. You haven't done the research
01:13:58.859 --> 01:14:04.520
montage. The script dictates our world. Exactly.
01:14:04.960 --> 01:14:08.060
But when you know it already in advance, can't
01:14:08.060 --> 01:14:13.500
we change that world? This is heavier than I
01:14:13.500 --> 01:14:16.380
expected that to be. The universe will respond
01:14:16.380 --> 01:14:21.260
to your vibration. I do believe that being a
01:14:21.260 --> 01:14:24.500
wolf is making him a better cop because he's
01:14:24.500 --> 01:14:27.479
doing police work in a bar. At least he's doing
01:14:27.479 --> 01:14:30.659
police work. He goes in and does shots at Jessica
01:14:30.659 --> 01:14:35.880
again. And he's like, police work? What? At the
01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:39.159
bar? He's got all the papers out and he's tracking
01:14:39.159 --> 01:14:42.399
the 32 years. Full police work at the bar. And
01:14:42.399 --> 01:14:45.760
she's so fucking sexy. I've never known you to
01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:48.539
do real work before. And then he goes, well,
01:14:48.779 --> 01:14:52.579
what do they say? He goes about drinking. I've
01:14:52.579 --> 01:14:58.500
never fired my gun. He says something about drinking
01:14:58.500 --> 01:15:00.680
and shooting and then she stares down at his
01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:04.319
gun. She stares down at his gun and he says,
01:15:04.359 --> 01:15:08.960
I've never used it or something. Do you still
01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:10.920
know how to use that thing? You can go ahead
01:15:10.920 --> 01:15:13.819
and watch the film. They do it better than we
01:15:13.819 --> 01:15:17.039
do. That was awful. We tried to reenact it and
01:15:17.039 --> 01:15:19.279
we didn't make it. It's because Ryan won't let
01:15:19.279 --> 01:15:22.220
me look at my nose because that's good radio,
01:15:22.319 --> 01:15:27.270
Todd. Play the cricket button. You know what?
01:15:27.350 --> 01:15:29.890
I'm going to have to apologize to my friend after
01:15:29.890 --> 01:15:33.810
this recording, everybody. Chris, if this is
01:15:33.810 --> 01:15:36.569
the end, because he did say that this one would
01:15:36.569 --> 01:15:39.050
challenge us. I didn't think it would come in
01:15:39.050 --> 01:15:41.590
this form. I can't work with this guy. I'm a
01:15:41.590 --> 01:15:45.909
turd. Too much pressure. She's making fun of
01:15:45.909 --> 01:15:48.949
me while I'm trying to do my job. Okay, she's
01:15:48.949 --> 01:15:53.130
turned on. by Lou's certain and recent attention
01:15:53.130 --> 01:15:56.810
to his work. She smells the wolf all over him.
01:15:56.829 --> 01:16:00.010
She closes her bar early. The drunk in the corner
01:16:00.010 --> 01:16:01.770
is like, what the fuck? This is fucking bullshit.
01:16:03.630 --> 01:16:07.350
She's like, why? I'll be open tomorrow, I promise.
01:16:07.670 --> 01:16:11.310
And she lines up 98 shots for him to ensure his
01:16:11.310 --> 01:16:16.590
dick doesn't work and goes... And he pukes. And
01:16:16.590 --> 01:16:19.090
then he's like, wait, let me get my shit together.
01:16:19.210 --> 01:16:21.829
I'll be right back. And she's like, I'm going
01:16:21.829 --> 01:16:23.310
to clean up garbage. And they reference the time.
01:16:23.449 --> 01:16:25.550
She looks at the clock, remember, and it's 10
01:16:25.550 --> 01:16:28.729
to 10. And then she goes, boom, bars closing,
01:16:29.130 --> 01:16:31.869
get out. She's taking the garbage out. She feeds
01:16:31.869 --> 01:16:36.890
them the shots. All because they have to, well,
01:16:36.930 --> 01:16:38.750
we know this, we find out later, but their plan
01:16:38.750 --> 01:16:42.210
is to
capture him before 10 o 'clock and keep
01:16:42.210 --> 01:16:45.050
their prey. Until the eclipse. We didn't mention
01:16:45.050 --> 01:16:46.670
the eclipse. The eclipse is coming in a couple
01:16:46.670 --> 01:16:50.289
days. Always is, goddammit. Well, good writing
01:16:50.289 --> 01:16:52.550
when they put a timeline in there, right? Okay,
01:16:53.069 --> 01:16:57.390
we only got this long. In the meantime, of what
01:16:57.390 --> 01:16:59.210
I thought were accomplices of hers originally,
01:16:59.590 --> 01:17:04.670
I think, right? The kidnappers who sneak into
01:17:04.670 --> 01:17:07.640
the bar so they're meant to capture him. No,
01:17:07.720 --> 01:17:10.079
I thought they were robbing the bar at first.
01:17:10.119 --> 01:17:14.359
Okay, so not connected to this. No, they were,
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:17.260
but it was kind of like red herring -ish. So
01:17:17.260 --> 01:17:21.699
she performs the sexiest trash takeout you've
01:17:21.699 --> 01:17:27.180
ever seen and gets ready at the jukebox to have
01:17:27.180 --> 01:17:33.420
sex in her bar with a recently vomited cop. I
01:17:33.420 --> 01:17:35.460
think he's still vomiting. Yeah. I think he's
01:17:35.460 --> 01:17:37.819
in the bathroom still vomiting and saying he's
01:17:37.819 --> 01:17:39.779
sorry for it. At this point, Jess is like, there's
01:17:39.779 --> 01:17:41.560
no way this woman's this hard up. And I'm like,
01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:44.399
I totally understand. She has to be up to something.
01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:49.659
Didn't call that one. But the way she's like,
01:17:49.840 --> 01:17:54.090
there's no way. There's no way. No, she's clearly
01:17:54.090 --> 01:17:57.329
up to something. Like who is waiting around for
01:17:57.329 --> 01:18:01.189
this guy? Or to quote Snow Hollow, okay, next
01:18:01.189 --> 01:18:03.470
time you can pick the one boy in town who likes
01:18:03.470 --> 01:18:08.289
me. But that's not the case with her. She's outdoing
01:18:08.289 --> 01:18:10.890
Kate Beckinsale in this movie. Did I mention
01:18:10.890 --> 01:18:13.770
that? You have. Sorry, Kate Beckinsale. Hey,
01:18:13.829 --> 01:18:16.850
well, Kate used to be my, you know. I'd love
01:18:16.850 --> 01:18:22.409
to really break down wolf transformations for
01:18:22.409 --> 01:18:26.310
you because we've talked about the 80s movies.
01:18:26.409 --> 01:18:28.250
We've talked about some Howling movies ourselves.
01:18:28.850 --> 01:18:32.130
The cover poster for The Company of Wolves that
01:18:32.130 --> 01:18:35.329
impressed maybe only just me with the wolf coming
01:18:35.329 --> 01:18:38.170
out of the guy's face. There's different kinds
01:18:38.170 --> 01:18:43.359
of wolf transformations. There is, but this one
01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:46.000
takes the cake. Okay, I wondered if you had a
01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:50.479
feeling or two about that. It's never been done
01:18:50.479 --> 01:18:52.539
before. I'm going to just say that right now.
01:18:52.739 --> 01:18:56.920
I'm in the bathroom peeing. He's in the bathroom
01:18:56.920 --> 01:19:02.720
peeing. Let's make that clear. I can't pee with
01:19:02.720 --> 01:19:06.020
you. What are you trying to say? Turn around.
01:19:06.159 --> 01:19:10.409
I can't pee with you there. Pure blood coming
01:19:10.409 --> 01:19:15.050
out. Uh -huh. Yeah. And then this penis just
01:19:15.050 --> 01:19:18.529
grows to an enormous size. The whole shot is
01:19:18.529 --> 01:19:23.170
a close -up of his wolf dong. His penis. About
01:19:23.170 --> 01:19:26.850
to become. Yeah. And it keeps growing, just ballooning.
01:19:27.890 --> 01:19:32.909
The flesh falls away. Slower. And we have nothing
01:19:32.909 --> 01:19:35.430
but wolf hair. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean
01:19:35.430 --> 01:19:38.079
it. So that's what I meant by dick first. So
01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:40.739
did you know that in certain universes you wolf
01:19:40.739 --> 01:19:45.920
out dick first? This one. Maybe that does say
01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:49.279
something. Do you know of any other wolf transformation
01:19:49.279 --> 01:19:52.600
that shows the dick first? Well, no. And that's
01:19:52.600 --> 01:19:56.520
where I thought we'd end for sure. Okay. So cue
01:19:56.520 --> 01:19:59.319
the music. We're done. Let's go to a baseline,
01:19:59.520 --> 01:20:02.350
though. So what is the most common? Type of wolf
01:20:02.350 --> 01:20:05.890
transformation you see in most movies. You said
01:20:05.890 --> 01:20:08.390
bass line and my mind immediately went to...
01:20:08.390 --> 01:20:13.029
There was a bass line during... No, bass. Four
01:20:13.029 --> 01:20:15.489
string bass. Because there's a bass riff... Fuck
01:20:15.489 --> 01:20:18.829
you guys who play five string. No, five string
01:20:18.829 --> 01:20:22.250
sucks. I don't even touch it. I'm distancing
01:20:22.250 --> 01:20:25.569
myself from this. I got two words for you. Rocco
01:20:25.569 --> 01:20:31.069
and Jacko. Alright. So go back. So baseline.
01:20:31.229 --> 01:20:33.869
Wolf transformations. All right. Here we are.
01:20:33.930 --> 01:20:37.069
So what is the most common movie? Look me in
01:20:37.069 --> 01:20:39.850
the eyes. Focus, Danielson. The most common wolf.
01:20:40.600 --> 01:20:43.039
transformation kind of style. Can we get into
01:20:43.039 --> 01:20:44.659
that kind of language? It's usually the face
01:20:44.659 --> 01:20:47.199
and the snout growing and the eyes changing and
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:49.500
then the fangs coming out. That's what I think
01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:54.119
of. And then the fingers, right? American Werewolf
01:20:54.119 --> 01:20:56.699
in London where they show the hand first. Growing
01:20:56.699 --> 01:20:59.180
really large. So it's usually face and hands.
01:20:59.859 --> 01:21:06.399
So this magnificent bastard goes deck first.
01:21:06.500 --> 01:21:08.500
Let's go back to the previous one now. Because
01:21:08.500 --> 01:21:10.319
there's an important element of this
one, I think,
01:21:10.340 --> 01:21:11.899
that's kind of unique, and it's played for comedy.
01:21:11.899 --> 01:21:16.239
So I would say, secondly, so penis first, dick
01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:18.600
first, I've never seen before, and I don't ever
01:21:18.600 --> 01:21:22.859
remember seeing the wolf already pre -done under
01:21:22.859 --> 01:21:26.340
the skin and growing out and the skin just peeling
01:21:26.340 --> 01:21:29.979
away. Interesting. Okay. Like, it's always the
01:21:29.979 --> 01:21:33.439
body transforming, right? So this one, the wolf
01:21:33.439 --> 01:21:35.960
is completed underneath, and he just has, and
01:21:35.960 --> 01:21:38.619
it just. His skin just falls away. Thank you
01:21:38.619 --> 01:21:41.960
for taking my tiny hand and walking down the
01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:44.520
primrose with me. Did I steal your thunder? I'm
01:21:44.520 --> 01:21:46.640
sorry. Not at all. I was complimenting you on
01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:51.619
yes anding. Because, and don't worry, everybody,
01:21:51.720 --> 01:21:55.979
we're in counseling. A yes and you? We're live
01:21:55.979 --> 01:22:00.720
on air right now. You don't talk to me like that
01:22:00.720 --> 01:22:02.500
on air. This is a children's show. God damn it.
01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:07.960
Dick first. So the idea of the one that we're
01:22:07.960 --> 01:22:11.159
more familiar with or seems more common in movies
01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:15.619
is that your bones are kind of growing and the
01:22:15.619 --> 01:22:19.100
hair is coming from inside you. The human being
01:22:19.100 --> 01:22:22.220
is transforming. Right. Okay. So in this one,
01:22:22.779 --> 01:22:28.359
you clearly have it coming out of his skin and
01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:31.960
his skin, including the face. Yeah. comes off
01:22:31.960 --> 01:22:35.640
it just peels away shedding and it's inside the
01:22:35.640 --> 01:22:38.399
wolf the wolf transformation is under the skin
01:22:38.399 --> 01:22:40.319
and the skin is just peeled away like like a
01:22:40.319 --> 01:22:43.319
snake skin like a caterpillar company wolves
01:22:43.319 --> 01:22:45.380
kind of like that but it's it's more uncommon
01:22:45.380 --> 01:22:48.720
to see that version of the yeah with the poster
01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:51.720
inside coming out and and there's other ones
01:22:51.720 --> 01:22:53.760
but i'd kind of wonder what the over under is
01:22:53.760 --> 01:22:57.520
on the styles of transformation because... I'd
01:22:57.520 --> 01:22:59.359
never seen it like this. Fully formed underneath
01:22:59.359 --> 01:23:04.220
like that? Great effects. The effects team that
01:23:04.220 --> 01:23:06.579
did this looked young. I don't know. It was fucking
01:23:06.579 --> 01:23:11.779
cool. It was gross and gnarly and allowed for
01:23:11.779 --> 01:23:15.439
Tina to have a moment that I thought I maybe
01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:21.380
take issue with. He turns into a wolf as... Oh,
01:23:21.380 --> 01:23:26.189
the face. As they're... Interesting. We are synced
01:23:26.189 --> 01:23:30.489
up today. So he turns into a wolf, and I like
01:23:30.489 --> 01:23:33.409
the fact that he's able to hide in the stall
01:23:33.409 --> 01:23:37.609
that ironically just has the light out over it.
01:23:38.229 --> 01:23:41.390
So you can get a, like, one guy disappears into
01:23:41.390 --> 01:23:44.329
this bathroom stall, and then they're like, oh,
01:23:44.350 --> 01:23:46.029
what happens? Then Wolf Cop comes out. What happened
01:23:46.029 --> 01:23:48.390
to the first bad guy? Is that what you mean?
01:23:48.430 --> 01:23:50.869
He grabs him? I don't care. He's eviscerated.
01:23:51.789 --> 01:23:57.550
A lot of everywhere. It's a mess. Objectively,
01:23:57.590 --> 01:23:59.130
that's the most horrible thing anybody's seen
01:23:59.130 --> 01:24:03.310
in their life and those officers for sure. When
01:24:03.310 --> 01:24:07.770
they're called to investigate it, I feel... We
01:24:07.770 --> 01:24:12.550
were just at the murder scene and now you're
01:24:12.550 --> 01:24:15.779
talking about the crime scene. Well, you know,
01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:20.880
conversations can be nonlinear. Not in my world.
01:24:22.020 --> 01:24:25.159
Not in my world. Dirty, hairy, only hairier.
01:24:25.399 --> 01:24:28.899
Yeah. Oh, I just want to point... Oh, I'm going
01:24:28.899 --> 01:24:30.720
to save it. I'm going to save it for that scene.
01:24:30.899 --> 01:24:36.239
But the idea that, like... Oh, do save it. That
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:41.500
they go into this scene with chunks of people
01:24:41.500 --> 01:24:46.979
in it and... Tina. This one looks like a face.
01:24:47.619 --> 01:24:50.520
And it looks like your face. And it literally
01:24:50.520 --> 01:24:53.699
is his face. Yeah, because we saw it come off.
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.319
Yeah. And then she holds it up over her face
01:24:56.319 --> 01:24:59.859
and makes this. So a little out of character.
01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:03.000
But before we get there. Yeah, totally. Because
01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:06.380
she's always serious and cop -like. Lou wakes
01:25:06.380 --> 01:25:09.180
up chained to a bed, which is a wonderful misdirect.
01:25:09.220 --> 01:25:13.109
Because he wakes up chained to a bed. And furry
01:25:13.109 --> 01:25:17.810
pink fur line handcuffs. Sorry, that's all I
01:25:17.810 --> 01:25:21.510
have. And you see our guy Willie come around
01:25:21.510 --> 01:25:23.989
the corner. Fucking camera in hand. There's a
01:25:23.989 --> 01:25:26.569
video camera and like a stuffed animal. Yeah,
01:25:26.569 --> 01:25:28.890
and what does he say to him? How does your butt
01:25:28.890 --> 01:25:33.010
feel? That's like a Ghostbusters line in the
01:25:33.010 --> 01:25:34.310
hand. And immediately he lets him off the look
01:25:34.310 --> 01:25:35.750
and he's like, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding,
01:25:35.890 --> 01:25:39.109
dude. And again, laugh out loud every fucking
01:25:39.109 --> 01:25:41.710
time for me. Yeah. It's really his delivery.
01:25:42.050 --> 01:25:43.909
I don't want to take it away. He does it throughout.
01:25:44.210 --> 01:25:46.670
Well, it's not the only one. He does it throughout
01:25:46.670 --> 01:25:49.010
the whole movie. Yeah. But that one was hilarious
01:25:49.010 --> 01:25:51.510
because, oh, and what does he say? As soon as
01:25:51.510 --> 01:25:54.250
he wakes up, handcuffed to the bed, he goes,
01:25:54.329 --> 01:25:57.689
Jessica? Yeah. He thinks that they did it, right?
01:25:57.810 --> 01:26:00.949
And that's kind of funny because his loss of
01:26:00.949 --> 01:26:04.470
memory and the flashes are cool. Which is what
01:26:04.470 --> 01:26:07.229
happens in all the Wolfman movies. They don't
01:26:07.229 --> 01:26:11.359
remember. And there's flashes of it like I think
01:26:11.359 --> 01:26:14.619
I may have. But the idea that he's able to videotape
01:26:14.619 --> 01:26:19.760
his capture because Willie tranquilizer darts
01:26:19.760 --> 01:26:23.279
him and he shows him the footage and just his
01:26:23.279 --> 01:26:26.659
little commentary like, I shot Lou Caruso Wolf.
01:26:26.899 --> 01:26:31.420
I shot him. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah. And he's like,
01:26:31.500 --> 01:26:35.479
so Lou obviously got to watch himself as a wolf
01:26:35.479 --> 01:26:42.899
be shot. And he takes it on face. Does he not?
01:26:43.060 --> 01:26:45.960
I mean, there's no convincing. He's upset that
01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:49.060
his uniform's maybe a little shrunk. I thought
01:26:49.060 --> 01:26:51.079
you went pornographic there. I'm sorry. No. He
01:26:51.079 --> 01:26:53.800
takes it on face. On face value. Sorry, I was
01:26:53.800 --> 01:26:55.939
just trying to save time. Thank you. So he really
01:26:55.939 --> 01:27:01.819
just says... Well... Are we on a timeline tonight?
01:27:02.399 --> 01:27:05.619
This movie's only on 119. It was meant for humor.
01:27:07.670 --> 01:27:10.750
Do you understand? Yeah, I failed miserably once
01:27:10.750 --> 01:27:12.949
again. Do I have to go in the closet now? It's
01:27:12.949 --> 01:27:16.170
all right. Okay. I'm going to bring the peach
01:27:16.170 --> 01:27:18.189
fuzz mask out, though. I'll tell you that. Oh,
01:27:18.510 --> 01:27:22.489
not the peach fuzz. Maybe another werewolf movie.
01:27:23.930 --> 01:27:27.729
Maybe. Shout out to the creep episode. There's
01:27:27.729 --> 01:27:30.470
deliverance squeal like a pig for me. There is.
01:27:32.229 --> 01:27:38.210
Do you think, well, There's a little bit of a
01:27:38.210 --> 01:27:41.689
sinister motive behind, I guess, everybody in
01:27:41.689 --> 01:27:43.649
this movie, which is kind of funny. There's not
01:27:43.649 --> 01:27:46.829
a lot of people who are that pure, except for
01:27:46.829 --> 01:27:53.069
Tina and Lou, I guess. Yeah, and Lou. Willie
01:27:53.069 --> 01:27:55.909
makes some eggs in the morning, and he says,
01:27:56.090 --> 01:28:00.329
I washed your shirt. There's a lot of blood.
01:28:01.369 --> 01:28:03.810
Hung it up, or I washed it on cold. Yeah, he's
01:28:03.810 --> 01:28:07.140
like... His best friend in the world. And Lou
01:28:07.140 --> 01:28:09.000
is a real jerk. He's like, I think you shrunk
01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:13.039
my shirt. He's a little more muscular now. Oh,
01:28:13.279 --> 01:28:17.460
I wondered. Or if he had shredded it. That's
01:28:17.460 --> 01:28:20.800
the way I took it. I mean, he's come back to
01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:23.239
human, but he still has the sense. Because they
01:28:23.239 --> 01:28:26.079
make a point of them noticing how strong he is.
01:28:26.300 --> 01:28:28.359
Stronger, maybe. There's something different
01:28:28.359 --> 01:28:31.890
about him. Well, apparently Willie was around
01:28:31.890 --> 01:28:34.430
for the 132 years ago because he says he's stronger
01:28:34.430 --> 01:28:37.810
than all the rest. Well, he was around for all
01:28:37.810 --> 01:28:39.149
of them, which we find out in the end. Sorry.
01:28:39.329 --> 01:28:42.930
And he served some eggs, and Willie put something
01:28:42.930 --> 01:28:45.590
in them, and I'm like, uh -oh. Oh, paprika. A
01:28:45.590 --> 01:28:48.909
little salt, a little red stuff. I thought it
01:28:48.909 --> 01:28:51.170
was bad when I first saw it. He's poisoning them?
01:28:51.850 --> 01:28:56.449
I don't know. It's more fun to suspect everybody,
01:28:56.649 --> 01:29:00.460
I guess. And Lou eats him and he spits them out.
01:29:00.560 --> 01:29:02.720
Yeah, yeah. He put way too much effort to be
01:29:02.720 --> 01:29:05.500
proper seasoning. But it was wolf's bane. And
01:29:05.500 --> 01:29:08.640
he says, aha. Like garlic to vampires. Is that
01:29:08.640 --> 01:29:11.319
a thing? I don't know. So they were, both that
01:29:11.319 --> 01:29:13.939
and him being his best buddy and helping him
01:29:13.939 --> 01:29:17.539
and all that through this stuff is all red herrings.
01:29:17.539 --> 01:29:22.279
Yeah. Right. Total red herrings. Yeah. In this
01:29:22.279 --> 01:29:26.039
bathroom. I hate to ask a really silly question
01:29:26.039 --> 01:29:29.479
of you, Todd, but here we go. Wouldn't Lou's
01:29:29.479 --> 01:29:32.260
DNA be everywhere, including literally his face?
01:29:34.539 --> 01:29:38.119
They held up the hair. But they said it was animal
01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:42.479
hair. You know, so there was that. And the dickhead
01:29:42.479 --> 01:29:45.899
coroner, when asked, what do you think the cause
01:29:45.899 --> 01:29:48.500
of death was here? Yeah, but you have to go with
01:29:48.500 --> 01:29:51.520
the timeline. I said 70s, you said 80s. They
01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:55.649
didn't have it then. I got a point. They didn't
01:29:55.649 --> 01:29:58.470
have DNA testing back then. And the coroner thought
01:29:58.470 --> 01:30:01.829
it was a lover's quarrel. The OJ trial was one
01:30:01.829 --> 01:30:04.409
of the biggest ones that we used in early on.
01:30:04.409 --> 01:30:07.649
That was in the
early 90s. I like how right away
01:30:07.649 --> 01:30:10.010
they talk about bringing somebody in from the
01:30:10.010 --> 01:30:13.750
city. I like that little nuance. Tina heard that
01:30:13.750 --> 01:30:15.649
a little bit. Should we bring somebody in from
01:30:15.649 --> 01:30:18.029
the city? God damn it, we're handling it locally.
01:30:18.449 --> 01:30:22.399
Snow Hollow. Borrowed that. There's so many parallels.
01:30:22.979 --> 01:30:24.880
It's a good thing to use because... Well, it's
01:30:24.880 --> 01:30:27.180
a small town. It shows the motivation, ultimately.
01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:29.300
Dead a winner, Wolf's ripping everybody apart,
01:30:29.539 --> 01:30:34.479
but they want to handle it. Yeah. And Lou connects
01:30:34.479 --> 01:30:42.199
back with Jess, and she clearly was part of the
01:30:42.199 --> 01:30:46.039
aftermath of his escapade in the bathroom. He's
01:30:46.039 --> 01:30:49.539
clearly fine with it. He asked her, did I hurt
01:30:49.539 --> 01:30:55.100
you? No, you saved me. What a rational, nice
01:30:55.100 --> 01:31:00.000
lady. I mean, really. She's got a bit of a wild
01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:03.979
side to her, I guess. But as a sexy business
01:31:03.979 --> 01:31:06.619
owner, she's got to be able to do better. And
01:31:06.619 --> 01:31:09.779
it works because the whole movie is a comedy
01:31:09.779 --> 01:31:13.020
all the way through. We've got the suspension
01:31:13.020 --> 01:31:17.800
of belief. We're not all realism here. It completely
01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:21.329
works. Context of this universe. Yeah. One of
01:31:21.329 --> 01:31:25.189
my favorite, favorite laugh out loud movies or
01:31:25.189 --> 01:31:28.930
lines in the movie is after the research montage.
01:31:29.170 --> 01:31:31.329
And it's fun. Like there's good. The library.
01:31:31.510 --> 01:31:34.130
Yeah. Yeah. And he jumps up and he says, do you
01:31:34.130 --> 01:31:38.270
have any books about devil worship? Yeah. And
01:31:38.270 --> 01:31:43.710
then, you know, we had the, the. library see
01:31:43.710 --> 01:31:45.689
where he's in the last movie where he's asleep
01:31:45.689 --> 01:31:49.710
and he gets what he's like oh fuck you yeah i
01:31:49.710 --> 01:31:53.449
could have shot you yeah oh my god so just so
01:31:53.449 --> 01:31:56.189
many parallels to to uh snow hollow and it's
01:31:56.189 --> 01:32:00.609
great yeah and so what he finds and he debriefs
01:32:00.609 --> 01:32:03.550
with willie who again i love the camaraderie
01:32:03.550 --> 01:32:06.130
i love the chumminess and he's he's helping him
01:32:06.130 --> 01:32:09.359
along in this research But we find that shapeshifters
01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:12.579
are a thing. Now, what is your connection in
01:32:12.579 --> 01:32:14.800
shapeshifters to other movies? Would you like
01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:19.079
this as a motif? Just the skinwalker stuff. Yeah.
01:32:19.140 --> 01:32:21.640
And then, you know, when we see what the bodies
01:32:21.640 -->
01:32:24.699
really look like. And you got mystique. It fits
01:32:24.699 --> 01:32:28.079
right in. One of the best of the best. I like
01:32:28.079 --> 01:32:30.680
how the book explained. I mean, it's all laid
01:32:30.680 --> 01:32:34.750
out there. we will really study it a few times,
01:32:34.789 --> 01:32:36.930
the whole thing with their past and their parents.
01:32:37.010 --> 01:32:40.829
And, you know, so Tina's dad is, is, uh, the
01:32:40.829 --> 01:32:45.470
loser bar owner and, um, lose dad is the cop.
01:32:45.590 --> 01:32:48.170
They're both killed 32 years ago, blah, blah,
01:32:48.189 --> 01:32:51.750
it all fits. But then you got, um, the reckoning
01:32:51.750 --> 01:32:55.369
that was in that book, which is what every 32
01:32:55.369 --> 01:32:58.829
years they drink the werewolf blood to continue
01:32:58.829 --> 01:33:01.850
on for another 32 years. And that every 32 years
01:33:01.850 --> 01:33:06.229
being the lunar eclipse, where he is a werewolf,
01:33:06.250 --> 01:33:08.569
but he's weak enough where they can control him
01:33:08.569 --> 01:33:12.010
and drink his blood while he's a werewolf. If
01:33:12.010 --> 01:33:15.289
they tried to do it like two nights ago, he would
01:33:15.289 --> 01:33:16.869
have ripped their face off. So, yeah, there's
01:33:16.869 --> 01:33:20.100
problems. But I think that's kind of fun. That's
01:33:20.100 --> 01:33:23.300
a fun little premise. It's new. Like, why does
01:33:23.300 --> 01:33:25.680
werewolf blood do it? And they even kind of address
01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:28.079
it like, I don't know. And the idea that they're
01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:29.880
not making werewolves to hurt anybody, they're
01:33:29.880 --> 01:33:32.319
just making werewolves to keep doing what they're
01:33:32.319 --> 01:33:37.319
doing. There's folklore and Native American lore
01:33:37.319 --> 01:33:39.659
about the skinwalkers and shapeshifters that
01:33:39.659 --> 01:33:43.359
they're evil witches and that they kill people.
01:33:44.810 --> 01:33:48.210
To stay alive and be able to shape shift and
01:33:48.210 --> 01:33:51.630
do it. Why stay in the shitty town? I have no
01:33:51.630 --> 01:33:55.430
idea. To not be discovered. Community, baby.
01:33:55.729 --> 01:33:59.149
Hiding away. Hiding in plain sight. Have you
01:33:59.149 --> 01:34:02.210
got any books about devil worship? Yeah. Hey,
01:34:02.210 --> 01:34:07.909
this face looks like yours. It's out of character,
01:34:08.050 --> 01:34:11.409
don't you think? Totally for her. Okay, so. But.
01:34:12.479 --> 01:34:16.880
We all have goofy sides and wild sides. Here's
01:34:16.880 --> 01:34:20.819
what I'm going to say. You should own the DVD
01:34:20.819 --> 01:34:25.479
or the Blu -ray or get a hold of the outtakes.
01:34:26.199 --> 01:34:29.399
Is there more Red Riding Hood outtakes? No, no,
01:34:29.439 --> 01:34:34.779
no. It's really starring Tina. She's riffing
01:34:34.779 --> 01:34:39.159
on the face and then they find his severed dick.
01:34:39.770 --> 01:34:42.470
And it's an awesome prosthetic, dick and balls.
01:34:42.869 --> 01:34:45.810
And she just riffs on like... The outtakes? Yeah.
01:34:46.229 --> 01:34:49.810
It didn't make the movie. So they're in the bathroom
01:34:49.810 --> 01:34:51.529
in that scene. Oh, like the skin that fell off.
01:34:51.590 --> 01:34:54.130
Yeah. And so she's riffing on the face, just
01:34:54.130 --> 01:34:56.949
past what you see in the movie. Yeah. And it's
01:34:56.949 --> 01:34:59.810
hilarious. But there's more of them finding body
01:34:59.810 --> 01:35:01.869
parts and stuff. And at one point, she finds
01:35:01.869 --> 01:35:07.470
this dick. And she starts riffing. It's really
01:35:07.470 --> 01:35:10.640
tremendous. Why do you think they cut that? Too
01:35:10.640 --> 01:35:12.819
much. Maybe for the rating. It's too much. Because
01:35:12.819 --> 01:35:15.460
it's like right there. You either need... And
01:35:15.460 --> 01:35:17.640
she doesn't go for the corny mouth. She's just
01:35:17.640 --> 01:35:20.300
making riffs, like verbal riffs about it. And
01:35:20.300 --> 01:35:26.199
it's really, really funny. So that was... And
01:35:26.199 --> 01:35:28.439
you always wonder about that, but maybe for the
01:35:28.439 --> 01:35:30.979
rating, I would guess. Well, you don't need both,
01:35:31.119 --> 01:35:33.880
right? Yeah, the face thing is fine. And I think
01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:36.479
the face fits the scene, and it's like too early.
01:35:36.579 --> 01:35:40.699
They already showed... The whole Dick first transformation
01:35:40.699 --> 01:35:44.500
thing. So you don't need more of it. So that
01:35:44.500 --> 01:35:47.260
was the right choice. Yeah. All right. Well,
01:35:47.399 --> 01:35:53.140
my clip has to do with a classic scene. I would
01:35:53.140 --> 01:35:57.800
say maybe in these kind of movies is where you're
01:35:57.800 --> 01:36:00.079
going to be locked up in the cell and I'm going
01:36:00.079 --> 01:36:03.720
to observe you. Or chained to the chair. It happens
01:36:03.720 --> 01:36:06.479
a lot, especially in these. We're a lot of werewolves
01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:09.479
more, right? Frankenstein gets chained up at
01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:11.180
times, but there's the... It's in the Wolfman.
01:36:11.180 --> 01:36:13.640
We're going to watch this or capture it or something
01:36:13.640 --> 01:36:18.539
like that. I will kill all of you. The Benicio
01:36:18.539 --> 01:36:21.659
where he straps them to the chair. Oh, boy. I
01:36:21.659 --> 01:36:24.020
don't know. That wasn't a good... You do it.
01:36:24.060 --> 01:36:26.479
You do it better. No, I've never really fully
01:36:26.479 --> 01:36:30.739
watched that movie. I've seen parts of it. Emily
01:36:30.739 --> 01:36:37.340
Blunt. Yeah, I know. Or Sarah Lind. I'm only
01:36:37.340 --> 01:36:41.640
blind, I believe. So my clip... I think I need
01:36:41.640 --> 01:36:45.800
to take both for a test run. My clip... And it's
01:36:45.800 -->
01:36:50.100
one... My daughter and I laughed. We just laughed,
01:36:50.119 --> 01:36:54.500
laughed, laughed. And the word is gitch. I've
01:36:54.500 --> 01:36:56.819
got it out. I've got it marked in my notes here.
01:36:56.960 --> 01:36:59.180
I know it's supposed to be underwear, but why
01:36:59.180 --> 01:37:06.380
is it a gitch? I never heard... When Canada calls
01:37:06.380 --> 01:37:08.720
underwear a gitch? Well, I think that's just
01:37:08.720 --> 01:37:12.779
a general idea for your gear, for your kitch.
01:37:12.859 --> 01:37:15.920
I don't know. Your junk? Holding your junk in
01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:20.779
place as a gitch? Willie has him in the... Has
01:37:20.779 --> 01:37:24.579
Lou... In a cell. And he's got the videotape.
01:37:24.579 --> 01:37:28.640
And they're just going to capture this. And Lou
01:37:28.640 --> 01:37:31.220
is complicit in this. And he's down to this pair
01:37:31.220 --> 01:37:32.159
of underwear. Well, he's in a cage. You can't
01:37:32.159 --> 01:37:36.359
do it. And so this is just a little bit of the
01:37:36.359 --> 01:37:45.680
banter back and forth as Lou is locked up. Lou!
01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:51.359
I'm so nervous. I'm excited. Nervous? Yeah. Yeah.
01:37:52.160 --> 01:37:57.560
It's exhilarating. Okay. Now, uh, take off your
01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:00.899
gitch. No. Yeah, yeah, Luke, take it off. It's
01:38:00.899 --> 01:38:03.159
for science. I'm not taking my gitch off, Willie.
01:38:03.340 --> 01:38:05.119
Lose your gitch for science. Lose your gitch.
01:38:05.899 --> 01:38:08.699
Lose it. Okay, turn around. Hands on the wall.
01:38:08.939 --> 01:38:12.539
Bend over. I'm just, I'm talking with you. Now,
01:38:12.560 --> 01:38:15.079
if you can fucking just, like, transform, like,
01:38:15.119 --> 01:38:20.779
right in that spot. Really? We got a shot. Take
01:38:20.779 --> 01:38:23.460
off your gitch. It's for science, man. Just forget
01:38:23.460 --> 01:38:28.939
the gitch. You can't even stop laughing now.
01:38:28.979 --> 01:38:33.079
Oh, man. Okay. Lose your gitch for science should
01:38:33.079 --> 01:38:37.920
be the t -shirt. Without question. Lose your
01:38:37.920 --> 01:38:40.939
gitch for science. I mean, we were laughing all
01:38:40.939 --> 01:38:44.300
day today, like, lose your gitch for science.
01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:49.520
Okay. That is a good t -shirt. Except I don't
01:38:49.520 --> 01:38:52.760
know what the hell a gitch is. And so they're
01:38:52.760 --> 01:38:55.199
interrupted by Tina. And she's like, what are
01:38:55.199 --> 01:38:57.520
you doing? And he's saying, we're making a science
01:38:57.520 --> 01:39:00.060
movie. She walks in and says, are you guys making
01:39:00.060 --> 01:39:02.380
a movie? Yeah. It does not look good. Because
01:39:02.380 --> 01:39:05.460
it looks porn. Yeah, it does. And then he's dismissed.
01:39:05.579 --> 01:39:07.279
Willie's dismissed. And he says, specifically,
01:39:07.340 --> 01:39:10.539
I'll be back in one minute and 45
seconds. And
01:39:10.539 --> 01:39:13.800
you can hear in that clip how great Willie is.
01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:16.600
I can't remember the actor's name, but we talked
01:39:16.600 --> 01:39:20.180
about it quite a bit at the beginning. But you
01:39:20.180 --> 01:39:25.460
hear it right there. You're just like, I'm totally
01:39:25.460 --> 01:39:32.640
on board with this guy. So we see a good transformation
01:39:32.640 --> 01:39:36.279
here. Again, we get some good wolf transformation
01:39:36.279 --> 01:39:38.960
both times. Yeah, this is where the face comes
01:39:38.960 --> 01:39:42.060
off. Did you think that they would actually say
01:39:42.060 --> 01:39:45.539
wolf cop in the movie? And if so, who did you
01:39:45.539 --> 01:39:47.399
think would say it? I saw it in the trailer.
01:39:47.760 --> 01:39:51.600
And it was a beautiful line. But it's in the
01:39:51.600 --> 01:39:56.840
trailer. Cop. I like that. And a dirty, hairy
01:39:56.840 --> 01:40:00.460
voice even. You know, that's a great one. If
01:40:00.460 --> 01:40:02.399
you're going to evoke somebody in there under
01:40:02.399 --> 01:40:07.140
all that makeup, might as well. But he's got
01:40:07.140 --> 01:40:10.100
wolf mechanic skills, and we know that the real
01:40:10.100 --> 01:40:12.819
guy can do this. And why not make a wolf mobile?
01:40:14.200 --> 01:40:16.539
I'm pretty stoked on that car. Yeah. I think
01:40:16.539 --> 01:40:19.079
it's fun. And yeah, Willie's like, I know what
01:40:19.079 --> 01:40:20.760
you're thinking. Yeah. It's fucking awesome.
01:40:21.579 --> 01:40:24.640
I'm totally on board. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:40:25.260 --> 01:40:27.739
And then the music kicks in and it's, are we
01:40:27.739 --> 01:40:31.420
at that montage there? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty
01:40:31.420 --> 01:40:33.359
cool. And all that music was by that shooting
01:40:33.359 --> 01:40:37.939
gun band. Yeah. Very cool. Very energetic. Why
01:40:37.939 --> 01:40:40.479
do I have the words go fish motherfucker written
01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:43.260
down? Because they're playing go fish while he's
01:40:43.260 --> 01:40:45.960
in the cage waiting for the transform. And it's
01:40:45.960 --> 01:40:49.020
hilarious because he's like, maybe pick more
01:40:49.020 --> 01:40:51.399
than one card. We've been playing two hours and
01:40:51.399 --> 01:40:56.060
you haven't even picked a card. Because his hands
01:40:56.060 --> 01:40:58.340
are too big to pick the cards. It's just funny.
01:41:01.420 --> 01:41:04.420
And then the biker gang or the drug gang is playing
01:41:04.420 --> 01:41:06.560
go fish later on. Yeah. It's like, what is with
01:41:06.560 --> 01:41:08.439
the go fish? And so they're making red meth.
01:41:09.220 --> 01:41:11.880
So that's what the bad guys are doing, right?
01:41:12.140 --> 01:41:14.739
They're partying in a barn. They have a pole
01:41:14.739 --> 01:41:17.760
barn with a trailer connected to it. Right. That
01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:21.479
is the meth lab. So there's drugs and prostitutes.
01:41:22.659 --> 01:41:26.220
Good as a dance in the naked. Right. I mean,
01:41:26.239 --> 01:41:32.739
what else are you doing there? Snow Hollow. They're
01:41:32.739 --> 01:41:37.260
interchangeable. Get some skis. Maybe it's flat.
01:41:37.359 --> 01:41:44.039
That's the problem. It's a sketchy one. Easy
01:41:44.039 --> 01:41:49.159
for me to say. Are you upset that after he went
01:41:49.159 --> 01:41:53.000
on his first kind of tirade and you have people
01:41:53.000 --> 01:41:57.380
in the aftermath so he's kind of raiding on the
01:41:57.380 --> 01:42:02.369
bad guys and I like how he had the strength just
01:42:02.369 --> 01:42:05.409
to get out of the... He gets pissed off or something
01:42:05.409 --> 01:42:07.850
like that. He just rips the door off. Because
01:42:07.850 --> 01:42:10.470
Willie alludes to him being stronger than all
01:42:10.470 --> 01:42:13.890
the others. And then now he's full cop mode.
01:42:14.010 --> 01:42:17.470
He's like Superman energized. And he's like,
01:42:17.489 --> 01:42:19.949
I'm going to go clean up this fucking town. He's
01:42:19.949 --> 01:42:24.609
dressed. He's behaving. He is Wolf Cop. Honestly,
01:42:24.710 --> 01:42:29.000
he's behaving better than as Lou Guru. His behavior.
01:42:29.000 --> 01:42:31.159
Well, yeah, he's actually doing the job. He's
01:42:31.159 --> 01:42:34.619
still drinking quite a bit. Which is what's making
01:42:34.619 --> 01:42:37.000
him strong. They speculate. He's drinking quite
01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:39.960
a bit. And I honestly, I thought the explosion
01:42:39.960 --> 01:42:43.039
of that barn was pretty awesome. I was trying
01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:46.800
to determine if it was a miniature or a real
01:42:46.800 --> 01:42:49.600
pole barn. I don't know. It looks really good.
01:42:50.100 --> 01:42:53.279
To blow up a pole barn of that size the way it
01:42:53.279 --> 01:42:57.890
blew up. would be fucking a lot of explosives.
01:42:58.510 --> 01:43:02.409
It's meth, though. No, I mean for filming it,
01:43:02.470 --> 01:43:05.829
for making it practically. So I'm thinking it
01:43:05.829 --> 01:43:10.210
was a miniature, but I don't know. I really don't
01:43:10.210 --> 01:43:12.529
know. I mean, experts can look at it and say,
01:43:12.569 --> 01:43:14.689
oh, yeah, they can tell right away. If you were
01:43:14.689 --> 01:43:21.329
a survivor of a vigilante, well, a wolf cop doing
01:43:21.329 --> 01:43:26.789
its duty, what would you say? How would you describe
01:43:26.789 --> 01:43:30.170
it? He killed a lot of them. It was a big fucking
01:43:30.170 --> 01:43:34.289
wolf cop. And then when he knacks the head off
01:43:34.289 --> 01:43:37.949
of one guy. It was a big fucking wolf cop. Okay.
01:43:39.649 --> 01:43:41.470
I thought we were still in the pole barn. I'm
01:43:41.470 --> 01:43:44.829
sorry. Oh, no. I was just a non -sequitur asking
01:43:44.829 --> 01:43:48.029
you. What set the pole barn on fire was him
knocking
01:43:48.029 --> 01:43:51.270
a guy's head off and it knocking some shit over
01:43:51.270 --> 01:43:55.220
and starting a fire. That song that is playing
01:43:55.220 --> 01:44:02.180
during the love scene in the jail cell. I wrote
01:44:02.180 --> 01:44:04.319
it down as Moonlight Desire. I didn't think it
01:44:04.319 --> 01:44:08.539
matched. That is a good song. I don't know what
01:44:08.539 --> 01:44:11.479
I would play. But it didn't matter to me. I could
01:44:11.479 --> 01:44:13.279
watch that without a sound. Didn't the Andy Sedaris
01:44:13.279 --> 01:44:15.079
and you just love that scene a little bit? Because
01:44:15.079 --> 01:44:19.600
it was designed old school. That was an old school
01:44:19.600 --> 01:44:25.119
love scene. Yeah. As respectfully as it could
01:44:25.119 --> 01:44:27.920
be done, were you glad? Are we to that point?
01:44:28.380 --> 01:44:31.239
There was a love scene in this movie or not?
01:44:31.539 --> 01:44:33.600
Did you want to see the wolf cop get it on or
01:44:33.600 --> 01:44:41.840
no? She had me at I'm ready to give my statement.
01:44:42.640 --> 01:44:47.340
That's what she said. Are we at that scene? It
01:44:47.340 --> 01:44:52.779
can't be. It's our show, dude. According to my
01:44:52.779 --> 01:45:04.779
notes... Oh, boy. Uh -oh. Dude, you're spot on.
01:45:05.119 --> 01:45:08.500
You are spot on. What do you mean? You followed
01:45:08.500 --> 01:45:12.460
my... Oh, I am? I didn't jump ahead? No, no.
01:45:13.199 --> 01:45:16.220
Dead ball's accurate. You know what? This is
01:45:16.220 --> 01:45:19.819
something. It's just my own mind because I wasn't
01:45:19.819 --> 01:45:22.069
looking at my notes. I'm like, are we there?
01:45:22.229 --> 01:45:25.109
Are we there yet? Pole barn, teardrop, drug party,
01:45:25.170 --> 01:45:28.930
blows up. Yeah. Double bass. Yeah, blah, blah,
01:45:28.949 --> 01:45:32.550
kill him. And then you got the teen and sheriff.
01:45:32.890 --> 01:45:37.210
It was a big fucking wolf guy. And then Little
01:45:37.210 --> 01:45:40.869
Red Riding Hood. I just wanted to share with
01:45:40.869 --> 01:45:42.750
the audience. You are loved and appreciated,
01:45:42.909 --> 01:45:46.989
buddy. See, that's on record for everybody, for
01:45:46.989 --> 01:45:49.069
yourself even to hear. Dead on balls accurate
01:45:49.069 --> 01:45:53.100
again. How about it? So for those who are wondering,
01:45:53.340 --> 01:45:57.340
this scene takes place at 53 minutes and 30 seconds
01:45:57.340 --> 01:46:00.260
into the film, affectionately known as the Little
01:46:00.260 --> 01:46:03.819
Red Riding Hood sequence. Todd's family, please.
01:46:06.180 --> 01:46:08.100
Father's Day is coming up. Please reach out.
01:46:09.079 --> 01:46:15.460
Yeah, yeah. Well, Tina is not, or Jess, sorry,
01:46:15.560 --> 01:46:20.359
Jessica, is not all that she appears to be. She's
01:46:20.359 --> 01:46:24.000
not a good person. She's a shapeshifter. She's
01:46:24.000 --> 01:46:28.760
a shit shifter. She's a shit shitter. You know?
01:46:29.119 --> 01:46:32.380
Do you know that? Jessica? You just jumped over
01:46:32.380 --> 01:46:35.420
the wolf sex. No, I just said that Moonlight
01:46:35.420 --> 01:46:37.159
Desire is a good song during the love scene.
01:46:37.300 --> 01:46:39.659
And then you said, are we there yet? I don't
01:46:39.659 --> 01:46:42.659
know if we can rewind it in the moment, but...
01:46:44.939 --> 01:46:47.779
Chug that water, buddy. It's going to be okay.
01:46:47.779 --> 01:46:50.720
I got to cool down. It's going to be okay. Let's
01:46:50.720 --> 01:46:52.359
talk about that Little Red Riding Hood outfit
01:46:52.359 --> 01:46:54.680
a little bit when you want to. You know, I can
01:46:54.680 --> 01:46:57.180
see your boner from here, and I don't like it.
01:46:58.180 --> 01:47:00.680
That's how I feel. It's full on wolf. It's how
01:47:00.680 --> 01:47:03.539
I feel. I like the parallel, though. All right.
01:47:03.539 --> 01:47:08.079
I'll just say this. Since watching this scene,
01:47:08.300 --> 01:47:11.779
I have not, you know, you. I don't think it is
01:47:11.779 --> 01:47:14.420
necessary to groom anymore. I don't want to hear
01:47:14.420 --> 01:47:17.279
probably any of this. Red Riding Hood is totally
01:47:17.279 --> 01:47:22.359
into the full -on wolf. You know what? Just hair
01:47:22.359 --> 01:47:25.579
everywhere. But you don't struggle with that.
01:47:25.819 --> 01:47:30.060
You're hair appropriate if anybody wants to know
01:47:30.060 --> 01:47:35.119
about it. But she drugs him and they take him
01:47:35.119 --> 01:47:42.260
away. So they have a very wonderful sex scene.
01:47:42.380 --> 01:47:44.420
And there was a body dump for those that are
01:47:44.420 --> 01:47:47.380
wondering. Did I ruin it? Should I have not said
01:47:47.380 --> 01:47:49.899
that? Why do you think they leave the camera?
01:47:51.979 --> 01:47:54.680
Because Tina finds the camera. He smashes the
01:47:54.680 --> 01:47:57.119
tape. He takes the tape out of it and smashes
01:47:57.119 --> 01:47:59.619
it with his foot. But he doesn't see the camera
01:47:59.619 --> 01:48:02.779
on the wall. It's the security camera. Maybe
01:48:02.779 --> 01:48:05.949
that's a new addition. They missed it. Well,
01:48:06.029 --> 01:48:08.029
and it was appropriate because it was like running
01:48:08.029 --> 01:48:10.590
to like a VHS tape. Yeah. You know, so it was
01:48:10.590 --> 01:48:14.369
timeline appropriate. Yeah. And it was an old
01:48:14.369 --> 01:48:17.010
school camera, like wall mounted. And it was
01:48:17.010 --> 01:48:22.229
facing at the jail. Southwest at a 45 degree
01:48:22.229 --> 01:48:24.090
angle. No, no, no, no. At the jail so they can
01:48:24.090 --> 01:48:26.550
show that, you know, a prisoner claims, oh, the
01:48:26.550 --> 01:48:27.970
cops beat me up or whatever. It smelled lightly
01:48:27.970 --> 01:48:31.270
metallic. They're recording to show that their
01:48:31.270 --> 01:48:33.170
treatment of the prisoners was appropriate and
01:48:33.170 --> 01:48:37.359
so on and so forth. Nice. Wolf sex. And what
01:48:37.359 --> 01:48:40.520
does Tina say? Imagine Tina's surprise. She pops
01:48:40.520 --> 01:48:42.880
in this tape to see what the hell just happened
01:48:42.880 --> 01:48:47.939
here and is going on. Right. And she sees a werewolf
01:48:47.939 --> 01:48:51.979
and Jessica Rabbit. She's masturbating to that
01:48:51.979 --> 01:48:53.819
at least once. Going at it. You think so? At
01:48:53.819 --> 01:48:59.699
least once. Okay. You know, I don't know what
01:48:59.699 --> 01:49:01.720
I do. I don't know. You know what? Forget it.
01:49:01.739 --> 01:49:03.819
It shatters her reality because now monsters
01:49:03.819 --> 01:49:07.399
are real. She says, what the fuck? And you just
01:49:07.399 --> 01:49:09.720
fucking gear up. You get the double bass going,
01:49:09.899 --> 01:49:15.699
which you learned. In the key of A. And she takes
01:49:15.699 --> 01:49:17.460
the wolf mobile. I don't know if you can hear
01:49:17.460 --> 01:49:19.220
the double bass in the mic, but I'm doing it
01:49:19.220 --> 01:49:22.020
on the table. And if you're wondering, it's in
01:49:22.020 --> 01:49:27.899
A. That would be an E. So there's only two notes
01:49:27.899 --> 01:49:30.300
in the whole riff. Distorted bass, old school
01:49:30.300 --> 01:49:33.739
distortion, and kick -ass Simon Phillips double
01:49:33.739 --> 01:49:37.939
bass going, and Tina gearing up all a la Swat
01:49:37.939 --> 01:49:40.859
style. And if that's fucking crickets, fuck you.
01:49:45.319 --> 01:49:49.279
And that's it for the show, everybody. I think
01:49:49.279 --> 01:49:54.460
we've just wrapped. We are out. I'm dizzy. Oh,
01:49:54.460 --> 01:49:56.680
I'm laughing so hard. You know what? I'm going
01:49:56.680 --> 01:50:03.000
to take over while Todd regains himself. The
01:50:03.000 --> 01:50:07.479
wolf cop is taken by the three. And these are
01:50:07.479 --> 01:50:10.760
shapeshifters. And the thing is, Jess was right
01:50:10.760 --> 01:50:13.460
that the chief and the drug dealer are one and
01:50:13.460 --> 01:50:18.500
the same. She called that? Yeah. When? Oh, no.
01:50:18.539 --> 01:50:21.340
She just said that the chief was bad. Yeah. We
01:50:21.340 --> 01:50:25.039
didn't know about shapeshifting. tied to the
01:50:25.039 --> 01:50:29.079
tree, and they are bleeding him. So he gets stabbed,
01:50:29.359 --> 01:50:32.800
actually, as he's turning. Before he's turning,
01:50:32.819 --> 01:50:35.779
he does get stabbed. It's all very ancient, like
01:50:35.779 --> 01:50:43.359
an old medieval sword. Yeah. And the cup looks
01:50:43.359 --> 01:50:45.460
like it's the frigging Holy Grail. They have
01:50:45.460 --> 01:50:48.460
to. That's attention to detail by the set decoration
01:50:48.460 --> 01:50:51.739
department. It's all occult mythology. It's all
01:50:51.739 --> 01:50:56.680
very ancient. Yeah. 100%. And I liked it. And
01:50:56.680
--> 01:50:59.840
it's got tension. It was filmed just in a field.
01:51:00.020 --> 01:51:03.500
It was cold. They found it. They just walked
01:51:03.500 --> 01:51:06.680
there and that's where they filmed it. I think
01:51:06.680 --> 01:51:08.479
some of it mirrored maybe some of the locations
01:51:08.479 --> 01:51:13.340
in the trailer. Okay, Lou, put the chains on.
01:51:13.380 --> 01:51:15.779
Which is a fun kind of climax because you have
01:51:15.779 --> 01:51:18.140
Tina's ability to come in and save the day. He's
01:51:18.140 --> 01:51:21.680
able to wolf out and you have some fighting that
01:51:21.680 --> 01:51:27.199
goes on. Okay, answer me this. As these different
01:51:27.199 --> 01:51:33.140
shapeshifters are being dispatched, I'll say.
01:51:33.359 --> 01:51:35.800
Yeah, so there's three of them. Yeah. It's Willie,
01:51:36.039 --> 01:51:45.899
Chief, and Mayor. Are they aliens? Did I say
01:51:45.899 --> 01:51:50.239
a bad thing? Willie gets shot by Tina, a la Sniper
01:51:50.239 --> 01:51:52.789
Style. She's up on the hill. They have, like,
01:51:52.789 --> 01:51:57.649
death spasms. They look like... They turn into
01:51:57.649 --> 01:52:00.510
these, like, alien frog -looking things. They
01:52:00.510 --> 01:52:02.350
go through their past selves for a little bit,
01:52:02.409 --> 01:52:05.210
and then they kind of rest on this one... Okay,
01:52:05.430 --> 01:52:07.930
I didn't miss that? I don't... I mean... No,
01:52:08.050 --> 01:52:10.590
it looked like they were aliens to me, like out
01:52:10.590 --> 01:52:16.970
of Star Wars. Yeah. All right. So... I mean,
01:52:16.970 --> 01:52:19.090
isn't that part of the Skinwalker mythology,
01:52:19.350 --> 01:52:21.770
that they're aliens? I do not know. Different
01:52:21.770 --> 01:52:24.670
dimensional? I do like that, though. Yeah. And
01:52:24.670 --> 01:52:26.229
I like that. I mean, it's something to do with
01:52:26.229 --> 01:52:28.649
that. I like that there gets to be a wolf cop
01:52:28.649 --> 01:52:32.289
versus douchebag fight. And a cat fight. What
01:52:32.289 --> 01:52:34.909
did you think of the choreography? Jessica versus
01:52:34.909 --> 01:52:39.109
Tina. Yeah. Oh, I like the choreography. Remember
01:52:39.109 --> 01:52:43.250
the bar scene where Tina and Jessica are doing
01:52:43.250 --> 01:52:46.880
a shot and she says, cheers. bitch I thought
01:52:46.880 --> 01:52:54.779
it was funny okay you can tell what you really
01:52:54.779 --> 01:52:57.060
mean no no it's what I really mean what did you
01:52:57.060 --> 01:52:59.020
think I mean yeah I didn't make it dirty enough
01:52:59.020 --> 01:53:05.180
sexy yes well the cat fights sexy when when Jessica
01:53:05.180 --> 01:53:08.899
puts Tina in a chokehold yeah rear naked show
01:53:08.899 --> 01:53:12.500
I believe it's called so that's good stuff drinking
01:53:12.500 --> 01:53:20.520
wolf's blood as a wolf Oh. He didn't. That's
01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:24.239
what he does. He didn't drink it. No. I got a
01:53:24.239 --> 01:53:26.420
big question mark. What was in that flask? I
01:53:26.420 --> 01:53:30.319
think wolf's blood. It was leftover from the
01:53:30.319 --> 01:53:32.420
last time. It was an ancient flask and Willie
01:53:32.420 --> 01:53:35.420
drank out of it earlier. There was a quick snippet
01:53:35.420 --> 01:53:36.899
of him drinking out of it. To keep him under
01:53:36.899 --> 01:53:38.520
his thing. I thought maybe it was just alcohol
01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:40.619
because he thought alcohol gave him the strength.
01:53:40.859 --> 01:53:43.960
I think it's maybe wolf's blood. This is fascinating.
01:53:44.579 --> 01:53:47.850
It's not said. We don't know. But what the curious
01:53:47.850 --> 01:53:50.350
part is, is it's that ancient flask. So, like,
01:53:50.369 --> 01:53:52.710
why would you put alcohol in that? That's why.
01:53:52.750 --> 01:53:55.930
You know, wolf blood makes more sense. But wolf
01:53:55.930 --> 01:53:57.710
blood is going to last 32 years in that little
01:53:57.710 --> 01:54:02.630
flask? Kind of a little bit like Tales from the
01:54:02.630 --> 01:54:05.770
Crypt Demon Knight. You know, like as you put
01:54:05.770 --> 01:54:08.630
the blood around the step, you know, to seal
01:54:08.630 --> 01:54:13.579
the way. It's that address, so we can speculate
01:54:13.579 --> 01:54:16.300
until Andy Sedaris comes home. This is rough.
01:54:16.960 --> 01:54:21.560
Well, so what did you think of the finale, or
01:54:21.560 --> 01:54:24.220
your part of the end of the movie, and did you
01:54:24.220 --> 01:54:29.880
clock the last line? Yeah, so the good guys win
01:54:29.880 --> 01:54:33.880
in both fights, I guess, and our good guys in
01:54:33.880 --> 01:54:39.149
our view, right, Tina? Oh, okay. Subjected. Okay,
01:54:39.189 --> 01:54:44.789
Lou and Tina, or Wolf Cop and Tina triumph in
01:54:44.789 --> 01:54:47.010
their battles over the shapeshifters who are
01:54:47.010 --> 01:54:49.350
dispatched for good. But the scene where, so
01:54:49.350 --> 01:54:52.409
there's a distraction, and Tina gets the sword
01:54:52.409 --> 01:54:57.949
and stabs the chief through the back, and the
01:54:57.949 --> 01:55:00.770
sword comes out the front of him. Yeah. And he
01:55:00.770 --> 01:55:03.369
turns to her and says, big mistake, and he holds
01:55:03.369 --> 01:55:06.029
onto her and slowly pushes himself into her,
01:55:06.109 --> 01:55:08.640
stabbing her. Yeah. With the sword sticking.
01:55:08.800 --> 01:55:11.119
I thought that was like, I'm like, oh, my God.
01:55:11.180 --> 01:55:14.020
It was pretty gruesome. That's a baller move.
01:55:14.319 --> 01:55:19.140
But so intimate and intense. That was like, because
01:55:19.140 --> 01:55:21.260
you could just feel, I mean, the sound of it,
01:55:21.359 --> 01:55:23.359
like, cutting into her guts. And it was just
01:55:23.359 --> 01:55:26.399
like, oh. Sound design, too. Really good. All
01:55:26.399 --> 01:55:29.159
the pieces really came together
super well. Yeah.
01:55:29.460 --> 01:55:32.140
Yeah, that was pretty crazy. So, yeah, they both
01:55:32.140 --> 01:55:35.960
get killed. Good guys win. I guess we're a speed
01:55:35.960 --> 01:55:38.840
racer into the end here. Last line of the movie?
01:55:39.520 --> 01:55:42.079
There's actually three because you can't do the
01:55:42.079 --> 01:55:46.020
last line without the two preceding. What's lingering
01:55:46.020 --> 01:55:49.340
for you, buddy? Let me turn the page here. Inquiring
01:55:49.340 --> 01:55:52.680
minds want to know. Little Bob Seger a la Metallica.
01:55:53.439 --> 01:56:00.340
Turn the page. I could use a drink. I could use
01:56:00.340 --> 01:56:03.619
a hospital because she was the scene I just mentioned.
01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:07.939
Okay, two stops. Which is funny as hell. And
01:56:07.939 --> 01:56:09.579
you know what stop he's going to make first,
01:56:09.699 --> 01:56:11.680
right? He's going to stop and drink. He's going
01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:17.500
to get a drink first. Are you interested in the...
01:56:17.500 --> 01:56:24.140
Yes. It may be kind of anticlimactic, but the
01:56:24.140 --> 01:56:29.340
credits end and you see the dog abuser come out
01:56:29.340 --> 01:56:33.020
of his house and his dog's in a little dog house
01:56:33.020 --> 01:56:36.199
and the dog is barking. Dog abuser comes down
01:56:36.199 --> 01:56:40.079
yelling at the dog. And then you hear off screen
01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:45.220
some wolf cop standing there. And then wolf cop
01:56:45.220 --> 01:56:47.739
looks in the camera and it says wolf cop dot
01:56:47.739 --> 01:56:53.420
com. Which I did not go to. Did you look at wolf
01:56:53.420 --> 01:56:55.659
cop dot com? No, not recently. Do you think they
01:56:55.659 --> 01:56:59.640
still have merch for sale? I would be totally
01:56:59.640 --> 01:57:03.640
down with wolf cop merch. Yeah. As long as it
01:57:03.640 --> 01:57:07.260
was. of good quality and you know a lot of the
01:57:07.260 --> 01:57:10.859
horror inspired t -shirts have a lot of you know
01:57:10.859 --> 01:57:13.460
ink on them and sometimes i get them and they
01:57:13.460 --> 01:57:15.960
don't last i don't know how to judge the quality
01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:18.659
sometimes and reviews can help but and they made
01:57:18.659 --> 01:57:22.260
two of them so good is quick question is the
01:57:22.260 --> 01:57:25.979
sequel it's another wolf cop is the title right
01:57:25.979 --> 01:57:29.100
yeah wolf cop 2 another wolf cop is it better
01:57:29.100 --> 01:57:31.340
than the first is it good is it worth watching
01:57:31.340 --> 01:57:33.810
yeah It's worth watching. It's super fun. And
01:57:33.810 --> 01:57:37.670
the cover, the traditional cover, is inspired
01:57:37.670 --> 01:57:41.569
by the Stallone classic, Cobra. No way. Yeah.
01:57:42.970 --> 01:57:46.170
I don't. It's the exact same cover. I don't deal
01:57:46.170 --> 01:57:50.529
with psychos. I eliminate them. There were some
01:57:50.529
--> 01:57:53.430
people who didn't like the movie. And I know
01:57:53.430 --> 01:57:55.390
with a lot of mine. Well, all three of them can
01:57:55.390 --> 01:57:58.789
go fuck themselves. There were a few more than
01:57:58.789 --> 01:58:00.729
that, but not as many as I would have maybe thought.
01:58:00.850 --> 01:58:05.569
And a lot of the reviews weren't super snarky.
01:58:05.670 --> 01:58:09.170
They were well -written. Doesn't this kind of
01:58:09.170 --> 01:58:11.670
have a cult status, culty -like status to it?
01:58:11.689 --> 01:58:13.750
Yeah, and the way that they made it, again, it's
01:58:13.750 --> 01:58:16.470
made with a lot of heart. That's just the kind
01:58:16.470 --> 01:58:20.109
of stuff that we're drawn to. But I just really
01:58:20.109 --> 01:58:22.770
laugh out loud watching the movie. I think it's
01:58:22.770 --> 01:58:26.949
cleverly done. And I could, you know, like...
01:58:27.039 --> 01:58:28.899
It could be a couple minutes longer. There's
01:58:28.899 --> 01:58:31.199
a couple. I could use, you know, some more Willie,
01:58:31.319 --> 01:58:34.420
to be honest. Some of those scenes. You could
01:58:34.420 --> 01:58:37.460
use that. Take that any way you want to, right,
01:58:37.579 --> 01:58:41.020
Willie? I could use some more Willie. All right,
01:58:41.060 --> 01:58:45.000
so I did find a. Oh, sorry. I was kind of going
01:58:45.000 --> 01:58:47.779
to be away from it for there. You just yelled
01:58:47.779 --> 01:58:53.850
in my face. I did find a bad review. A? Yeah,
01:58:53.869 --> 01:58:57.210
this is one to share. And I will say the good
01:58:57.210 --> 01:59:00.850
review is a doozy. It's super fun. Okay, let's
01:59:00.850 --> 01:59:04.909
do it. All right, so bad review, two out of ten.
01:59:05.510 --> 01:59:11.310
Oh, well, it's that one. Well, there must be
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some pretty desperate viewers. Well, Saskatchewan
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is the source local for most everyone involved.
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It goes a long ways to explain my despair over
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script, acting, props, prosthetics. Fantasy can
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have its own reality in the viewer's mind, but
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tossing out junk that makes no sense like this
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film does strains credulity to no end. One. And
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there's a list of things here. Okay, here we
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go. Taking umbrage with. One. One. Several hundred
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-year -old Satanist -style peoples that can instantly,
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and I mean instantly, change from one sex to
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another, or from really young to really old.
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Some trick. I'll have whatever they're having.
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Why do those stories always take place in some
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other way hole in the wall? If I had
those powers,
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I wouldn't be stuck in remote Saskatchewan. I
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guess I did say that earlier. Sorry. Yeah, but
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you would draw attention to yourself. Two. Wolfman,
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who almost instantly sheds, peels off his human
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skin, just leaves it hanging loose on the ground.
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To show a wolf growing inside, then just as quickly,
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when the moon is just right, suddenly... Has
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the human skin and all functional muscles, organs
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in perfect original order. Did that make sense
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as I read that? Yeah. I don't know why you would
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have an issue with that whenever your wolf man
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movie is like that. Three. Somehow as a wolf,
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he still likes booze and can talk. Sure. Acting,
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dialogue, just as sparse as the storyline. Most
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actors have TV series, shorts, and movies no
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one has ever heard of as the sum total of their
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acting resumes. Not to disparage honest work
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to pay the bills, but let's not overstate the
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hyperbole. Five. Obviously cheap to make, so
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there must be a sequel coming up to brighten
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the cabin fever. Cheetos beer. Yeah. Lose the
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gitch. Lose your gitch for science. Lose your
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gitch for science. Oh, my God. All right. This
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is a doozy, and hang on. 10 out of 10. Spoiler.
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From the opening growl to its closing grunt,
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this film is a masterpiece to end all masterpieces
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regarding movies concerning alcoholic lycanthropes.
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Oh, okay. Wolf spoilers. We establish ASA freaking
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P that the hero is a drunk. He wakes up with
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a naked chick, something all of us alcoholics
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far too often do. It's the price we pay, fellas.
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To find a half -full beer, from the night before
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on a table, and he drains it, hell yes. He's
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a cop, a drunk cop. If you pulled the lycanthropy
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out of this movie, it wouldn't be Wolf Cop, but
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instead would be Drunk Cop. But a better title
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would be Scenery Chewing Drunk. This guy's a
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walking, talking, smelling, farting cliche to
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end all cliches, right down to his Batman henchman
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five o 'clock shadow. That's a deep reference.
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Anyway, who can top the scene where he walks
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to his car and somehow drops his piece? That's
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a gun for you hippies. And since it's sliding
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under the car, that was so real that for a moment
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I thought, did they just cut to real footage
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of a Detroit cop from another vehicle's dash
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cam? Brilliant. This guy's all over it. How can
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you top that? You cannot. Wait! Hold the phone
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you can. As he is driving, he has to pull over,
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open the door, and vomit on the ground. I had
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an Oscargasm at this moment. De Niro. Pacino.
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Cruz. Yahoo serious. Suck on it. You've all been
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owned. Okay, so he gets to the police station,
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and this is when the drinking I was doing to
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keep up with him took its tool. I just have little
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snapshot memories from here on out. Hashtag wolf
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penis. Hashtag boobies. Hashtag ripped off face
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used as a hilarious mask. Hashtag lots of drinking.
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Hashtag reptile aliens. Hashtag, what am I doing?
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Hashtag peeing blood. It was a hash bash of hashtaggery
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worth moments. I found that once this movie ended,
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I learned a few valuable lessons about life in
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a lycanthropic town. One, don't let hot women
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buy you forward to six shots at a time unless
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you know their motives. Yes. No, you don't agree.
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You would do it. Two, a Mohawk light on your
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tricked out cop car would be awesome. Three,
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don't try to match a movie cliche character drink
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for drink. Four, don't become a werewolf. Your
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wolf cock is the first to change. Also, that
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would make a great death metal band, Wolf Cock,
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or is it already? Five, Boober is flat out the
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best name for a porn magazine ever. This needs
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to exist in real life. Six, I would totally do
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shots, but not six or more in a row brought by
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a tricky woman in a bar called The Tooth and
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Nail. Seven, the sequel title has the same font
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as Wolfen 2, so this means I am in. It's a lock,
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fellas, or was it Howling 2? Either way, I'm
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in. It's on Netflix. Fire this one up and check
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it out. It's wolftastic. It contains many wolf
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nanigans. Wow. Yeah, pretty fun. Yeah. He had
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some intelligence behind it, so that was pretty
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cool. You can see him on Tubi right now, by the
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way, both of them. There's a lot of reviews that
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are done well like that. I won't do that always,
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but that would be cool. He listed them out. Hashtag,
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do you know what? Somebody remix what I hashtag.
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I think the reptile aliens kind of got you. Hashtag?
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Hashtag? Hashtag. I should have rehearsed. This
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is bullshit. Should all get your money back.
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On the fly. Should all get your money back. Jesus.
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Well, I assure you that my next pick, which I
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have selected and is a bit of a surprise, is
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not wolf based. So I don't know if yours is.
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I don't really mind because we could maybe do
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wolf movies for like the next nine. Okay. But
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I don't plan to do one. So if you plan to do
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one, that is cool. But again, thank you for doing
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this one. That was fun. It is a fun movie, right?
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Yeah. All right. You can borrow the DVD, Blu
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-ray, or whatever. Who cares? The second one?
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If you want, because that's the two -pack. I
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fully endorse buying the... Two -pack Blu -ray
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that includes both movies. I think it's called
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The Wolf Pack. The Wolf Pack. On Amazon. Amazon.
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There we go. Fuck you, The Hangover. Fuck you,
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The Hangover. This is The Wolf Pack. Here's what
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we do. We go start a magazine, hard copy magazine
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called Boober. Oh, boy. And walk around in bathrobes
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with a pipe. Yeah, that feels like a nice lifestyle.
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Nice and comfy. Well, hey, Todd. That's right.
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We'll always have Monte Doro. You'll love it.
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It's just a little independent. You're going
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to love it. It's like I'm introducing a movie
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to you.