222: Blue Wave + Dave Smith Confronts TPUSA + Russell Brand GUILTY + Matt Walsh v The Daily Wire의 전체 녹취록

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WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:04.360 Warning. 2 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:13.250 Broken simulation. Broken simulation. With Sam Tripoli. Welcome to the 3 00:00:13.289 --> 00:00:17.829 most woke podcast on the internet. We read the tea leaves. 4 00:00:18.109 --> 00:00:21.350 We know what's going on. And we are now woker 5 00:00:21.370 --> 00:00:25.429 than any other podcast. What's up, they, them, Johnny? 6 00:00:25.449 --> 00:00:30.429 Hi, I'm Johnny Woodard. My pronouns are they, them, him, shim. 7 00:00:31.019 --> 00:00:32.600 And I would just like to welcome you to the 8 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:34.060 wokest podcast. 9 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:36.740 On the internet. The wokest podcast. We're in another dimension. 10 00:00:36.780 --> 00:00:42.700 We're the wokest. Yay, James Tallarico. He's totally normal. He's 11 00:00:42.770 --> 00:00:47.649 gonna do totally normal stuff. Man, cannot wait. Cannot wait. 12 00:00:47.770 --> 00:00:51.710 Loving Texas going blue. Totally a good thing, dude. Totally 13 00:00:51.729 --> 00:00:52.289 a good thing. 14 00:00:52.509 --> 00:00:54.429 Well, I couldn't be clearer. This is what all the 15 00:00:54.469 --> 00:00:55.590 people in the country want. 16 00:00:55.850 --> 00:00:59.609 It's a mandate on the people. Everyone was missing trans. 17 00:00:59.729 --> 00:01:02.030 Now we're like, we're back, baby. And then they do 18 00:01:02.070 --> 00:01:06.269 their penis fucking helicopter. That's how they say hello, by 19 00:01:06.290 --> 00:01:08.310 the way. They do penis helicopters. 20 00:01:09.549 --> 00:01:12.049 One thing that couldn't be more clear is that the 21 00:01:12.090 --> 00:01:15.370 people don't want the Iran war. They want the war 22 00:01:15.409 --> 00:01:17.049 in Ukraine. That's what the people want. 23 00:01:17.069 --> 00:01:21.469 I love that. That JoJo, unbelievably stupid. They're just putting 24 00:01:21.609 --> 00:01:25.000 Christians in a meat grinder. They're like, please FUD this. Please. 25 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:27.239 That's what we need, man. That's what we need. We 26 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:30.640 need more war, just not the wrong war. That's what 27 00:01:30.659 --> 00:01:31.019 the people want. 28 00:01:31.060 --> 00:01:34.159 We need more war against the meanies that the media 29 00:01:34.180 --> 00:01:38.969 has told us are the meanies. The country is really stupid. 30 00:01:39.549 --> 00:01:40.469 You understand, right? 31 00:01:40.790 --> 00:01:42.430 The way they just run back and forth. 32 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:46.260 It's such a video by Jordan Peterson. They're like, do 33 00:01:46.299 --> 00:01:49.620 you believe that the elites will be able to complete 34 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:53.239 their mission? He's like, he didn't even wait. Oh boy. 35 00:01:54.730 --> 00:01:57.409 They got him. They did not want to hear about that. 36 00:01:57.530 --> 00:01:59.209 Let me text him. And so he knows he's probably 37 00:01:59.230 --> 00:02:02.109 still talking. We're off to a great start here in 38 00:02:02.150 --> 00:02:04.879 the new Democrat world, the world of Democrats where the 39 00:02:04.939 --> 00:02:07.250 internet doesn't even work. let's see, I got, I have 40 00:02:07.349 --> 00:02:09.909 so much to talk about from last night. I've been 41 00:02:09.930 --> 00:02:12.930 pulling clips left and right. Dave Smith was on Piers 42 00:02:12.969 --> 00:02:15.909 Morgan's live stream, which say what you want about Piers Morgan, 43 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:18.960 but the guy knows how to produce a show, I guess, 44 00:02:18.979 --> 00:02:21.159 from years of just being the creature, you know, of 45 00:02:21.219 --> 00:02:25.120 network TV. And he had Dave Smith on a panel 46 00:02:25.780 --> 00:02:29.240 for the whole night of the election. And Dave Smith 47 00:02:30.419 --> 00:02:34.199 was there on panel when they did like a, uh, 48 00:02:34.789 --> 00:02:39.729 Like a co-streaming situation with the TPUSA panel. Everybody was 49 00:02:39.770 --> 00:02:41.969 live streaming. I couldn't get Sam on, but everybody else 50 00:02:42.009 --> 00:02:47.759 was live streaming. And Dave Smith had the balls to 51 00:02:47.819 --> 00:02:51.139 lob a grenade over toward the TPUSA people. And this 52 00:02:51.180 --> 00:02:53.039 was at the time of the night when it was 53 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:55.520 obvious that shit was not going well for them. 54 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:57.629 Hey, guys, I was just curious. I want to know 55 00:02:57.650 --> 00:02:58.889 how you think about this. 56 00:02:59.150 --> 00:03:01.150 As the turning point guys here, because I thought that 57 00:03:01.169 --> 00:03:04.900 was very interesting analysis. I know that maybe the most 58 00:03:05.009 --> 00:03:08.439 popular congressman amongst your people, and I know the turning 59 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:11.979 points kids fairly well, and I know that Charlie's favorite 60 00:03:12.020 --> 00:03:16.110 congressman was Thomas Massing. So when he was unseated by 61 00:03:16.150 --> 00:03:21.280 the lobby for Israel, you're talking about that, I guess, 62 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:22.919 turning point and Charlie didn't represent. 63 00:03:22.939 --> 00:03:25.300 I love it. Lift a finger to defend him. 64 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:28.740 Why didn't the biggest youth outreach Republican organization in the 65 00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:31.949 country say anything in the name of Charlie Kirk about 66 00:03:31.990 --> 00:03:33.129 his favorite congressman? 67 00:03:33.169 --> 00:03:34.349 If I can piggyback on that. 68 00:03:34.389 --> 00:03:35.129 Let them answer that. 69 00:03:35.490 --> 00:03:36.169 I want to add to that. 70 00:03:36.210 --> 00:03:38.169 It is pretty much exactly on the same point, which 71 00:03:38.189 --> 00:03:41.960 is that Charlie also was extremely vociferous against the Iran war. 72 00:03:42.539 --> 00:03:44.020 And you're clearly running. 73 00:03:43.979 --> 00:03:44.560 On his legacy. 74 00:03:44.639 --> 00:03:46.879 I mean, his name is... Yes. 75

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00:03:47.560 --> 00:03:49.870 Advocating against that war more aggressively the way he did. 76 00:03:50.189 --> 00:03:53.229 He spoke to the president, essentially opposing it. And it 77 00:03:53.250 --> 00:03:55.750 seems like TPUSA has also dropped the ball on this entirely. 78 00:03:57.810 --> 00:04:00.069 I don't think that's a fair analysis at all, actually. 79 00:04:00.270 --> 00:04:02.870 You know, Blake and I will stand up for ourselves. 80 00:04:02.889 --> 00:04:05.069 We've been criticizing... This is bullcrap. 81 00:04:05.310 --> 00:04:07.810 We said before the war started that they shouldn't do it. 82 00:04:07.939 --> 00:04:09.379 We said it would go badly if they did, and 83 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:10.599 they weren't selling this conflict. 84 00:04:10.620 --> 00:04:11.599 If they thought it was important. 85 00:04:12.139 --> 00:04:13.960 They should actually explain it. They never did. 86 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:16.209 When it started, we said this is probably going to 87 00:04:16.230 --> 00:04:18.319 be unpopular. The only way they can make this stick 88 00:04:18.379 --> 00:04:20.550 is if they make it end quickly. That is what 89 00:04:20.589 --> 00:04:24.009 we said. Why didn't we crash out and disavow the president? 90 00:04:24.069 --> 00:04:27.290 Because Charlie would never crash out and disavow the president. 91 00:04:27.709 --> 00:04:31.069 There's been a lot of historical revisionism here. So Charlie 92 00:04:31.689 --> 00:04:35.089 privately lobbied against the midnight hammer strikes. That's totally true. 93 00:04:35.170 --> 00:04:37.850 I saw it all. I was front and center for 94 00:04:37.949 --> 00:04:39.759 a lot of that. But when it came to the 95 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:43.180 president making that decision, he backed the president's play. And 96 00:04:43.220 --> 00:04:47.519 he did a whole long explanation for it on social 97 00:04:47.540 --> 00:04:50.819 media the next day. So I disagree with the framing 98 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:52.930 of that. There's one clip from the day that the 99 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:54.610 strikes happened where we said we were going to back 100 00:04:54.649 --> 00:04:56.569 the president because we thought that's what Charlie would do. 101 00:04:57.329 --> 00:04:58.769 We were trying not to put words in his mouth, 102 00:04:58.810 --> 00:05:01.009 but that was our best read of things. And we're 103 00:05:01.029 --> 00:05:03.990 very cognizant that we're carrying on his legacy. Privately, we've 104 00:05:04.029 --> 00:05:07.370 lobbied against it. We were very supportive of J.D. 105 00:05:07.410 --> 00:05:07.689 Vance. 106 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:10.779 And his peace efforts and getting the MOU. I took 107 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:12.939 a lot of crap for that. Is this what they 108 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:16.300 call gaslighting? Of course it is, yeah. And it's going 109 00:05:16.319 --> 00:05:17.370 to be the theme. 110 00:05:17.529 --> 00:05:20.269 Gaslighting will be the theme of the day for

about 111 00:05:20.269 --> 00:05:23.129 90 days from now. You get three months of solid 112 00:05:23.189 --> 00:05:27.540 of gaslighting from people who were wrong about literally everything, 113 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:31.740 including these clowns. Different folks on our side, the more 114 00:05:31.759 --> 00:05:33.959 neocon wing about it on podcasts. 115 00:05:34.300 --> 00:05:34.420 So. 116 00:05:34.939 --> 00:05:37.180 Yeah, just because you don't see a clip go viral 117 00:05:37.459 --> 00:05:39.660 of something that doesn't fit the narrative doesn't mean we're 118 00:05:39.699 --> 00:05:40.300 not doing it. 119 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:43.139 You know, in 2024, we stepped up and we ran 120 00:05:43.180 --> 00:05:46.160 the Pennsylvania chase for Donald Trump. I got a lot 121 00:05:46.180 --> 00:05:48.040 of crap from my libertarian friends, but I thought, you 122 00:05:48.060 --> 00:05:51.120 know what, it was worth the battle. And in 2026, 123 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:54.600 when people disagree with me, I stood with Massey. And 124 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:56.620 Turning Point has stood by me the entire time. And 125 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.220 that was a tough decision for me to make because 126 00:05:59.259 --> 00:06:00.699 it would be a lot easier for me to just 127 00:06:00.750 --> 00:06:01.550 be on Team Red. 128 00:06:02.019 --> 00:06:03.730 But we came in. We spent millions. 129 00:06:03.750 --> 00:06:05.689 I should say this guy is not actually a part 130 00:06:05.709 --> 00:06:07.329 of the Turning Point crew. He just happens to be 131 00:06:07.370 --> 00:06:09.129 on the stream. And he's like, oh, but they were 132 00:06:09.180 --> 00:06:12.459 friends to me. So this is. They're so lucky they 133 00:06:12.500 --> 00:06:15.000 had him on that panel. Otherwise, I would have had 134 00:06:15.100 --> 00:06:16.300 nothing on the Massey point. 135 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:19.279 Billions of dollars to try to help him win. I 136 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:21.160 was very quiet about it because I am trying to 137 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:23.180 build the red wall. But at the end of the day, 138 00:06:23.220 --> 00:06:26.019 you stick with people that are principled. I stuck with him. 139 00:06:26.139 --> 00:06:30.310 I'm here on Charlie's show tonight, invited by Erica Kirk, 140 00:06:30.790 --> 00:06:33.290 believing in what we believe in. So we can be 141 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:35.509 mad about how much support was put forward. But the 142 00:06:35.569 --> 00:06:38.029 guy who ran his super PAC and helped him to 143 00:06:38.069 --> 00:06:40.290 try to stay elected, I'm here in the room. 144 00:06:40.990 --> 00:06:43.629 So I think support for Massey is still hurt. 145 00:06:44.089 --> 00:06:45.610 Yeah, it just doesn't answer my question about Turning Point. 146 00:06:45.629 --> 00:06:46.870 But, Dave, I think this is important for Dave and 147 00:06:46.910 --> 00:06:47.490 Omar to hear. 148 00:06:48.029 --> 00:06:49.550 What you heard earlier,

and you guys wanted to go 149 00:06:49.629 --> 00:06:52.509 in about the war and everything, but what Turning Point is, 150 00:06:52.569 --> 00:06:55.930 it is a conservative firewall. They're out there, and they 151 00:06:55.949 --> 00:06:59.079 just acknowledged tonight, they acknowledged that part of this autopsy 152 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:01.540 is it started with Epstein, and it's ending with the 153 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:03.540 Iran war. So you have to give credit where credit 154 00:07:03.620 --> 00:07:06.560 is due, where conservatives who are in the fight every 155 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:09.600 single day, who are trying to build the conservative movement 156 00:07:09.699 --> 00:07:13.230 and are and have, and building upon Charlie Kirk's legacy 157 00:07:13.250 --> 00:07:16.129 that they're actually willing to admit where some of this 158 00:07:16.189 --> 00:07:16.610 comes from. 159 00:07:16.649 --> 00:07:17.649 I think we've got to acknowledge that. 160 00:07:17.670 --> 00:07:21.069 Well, forgive me, Congresswoman, but from my perspective, I screamed 161 00:07:21.129 --> 00:07:24.420 this at all of them last June. And then what 162 00:07:24.439 --> 00:07:27.600 I've been told since then is by Jack Posabiak and 163 00:07:27.660 --> 00:07:30.339 others that Donald Trump has had a huge victory in Iran. 164 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:33.420 We've got a huge deal that's about... Yeah, he's won 165 00:07:33.420 --> 00:07:33.850 47 times. 166 00:07:33.870 --> 00:07:38.930 I said the peace deal would have been victorious. Your 167 00:07:38.990 --> 00:07:41.529 exact words were huge win for Donald Trump. 168 00:07:41.550 --> 00:07:42.990 Huge win for Donald Trump. 169 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:56.399 Yes, after you lost the war, you supported the surrender. 170 00:07:56.459 --> 00:07:58.930 What difference does that make? It was all. 171 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:04.350 Over at that point. It was over by the moment. 172 00:08:04.470 --> 00:08:06.730 We repeatedly said we want this war to end with 173 00:08:06.790 --> 00:08:08.649 a peace. We think it would be good for America. 174 00:08:08.689 --> 00:08:11.649 We think it would be good for the movement. 175 00:08:12.949 --> 00:08:15.360 I'm sorry, what does that mean for the war to 176 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:18.500 end with a peace? How else does a war end? 177 00:08:18.740 --> 00:08:22.000 And why hasn't it ended? Because Israel doesn't want it 178 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:25.819 to end. This is the elephant in the room. And like, 179 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:29.079 will you condemn Israel for violating peace treaties? 180 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:29.740 That's it. 181 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:32.980 And then you get into Nancy Mace who like, who 182 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:35.320 wants to hear anymore unless she got her tits out. 183 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:40.620 She goes, starts talking about Hamas. Are you all just 184 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:45.789 ignoring the deposition that Netanyahu did where he said he

created, 185 00:08:45.909 --> 00:08:51.389 funded and armed Hamas to counter the PLO? This is 186 00:08:51.450 --> 00:08:56.820 what I'm talking about. So, Tuesday the election happens. Proud 187 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:01.379 to announce, did not vote. Do not care. It's like 188 00:09:01.440 --> 00:09:04.980 writing letters to Santa. I don't give a shit. You're 189 00:09:05.059 --> 00:09:08.980 all full of shit. You guys really think Nia Rahman won? 190 00:09:09.139 --> 00:09:13.500 You really think that's what happened? I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous. 191 00:09:14.620 --> 00:09:18.440 It's absolutely ridiculous. They want ramen in so they get 192 00:09:18.500 --> 00:09:21.620 rid of bass. Okay. They want ramen in to get 193 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:23.169 rid of bass because then they would have been hearing 194 00:09:23.190 --> 00:09:29.070 about the fires forever. It's ridiculous. Anyways, anyways, they're talking 195 00:09:29.110 --> 00:09:33.610 about everything but Zionism. And again, you know, it's like 196 00:09:34.570 --> 00:09:37.480 you get these things. I love Jews. Jews are great. 197 00:09:37.799 --> 00:09:40.120 Jews are wonderful people. And if you actually take a 198 00:09:40.120 --> 00:09:42.919 look at the voting, which I think is retarded, but 199 00:09:43.330 --> 00:09:46.230 if you actually look at the voting, more Jews voted 200 00:09:46.250 --> 00:09:50.870 for the Democrats than the Republicans. Okay. What does that say? 201 00:09:51.149 --> 00:09:54.750 That Israel has lost the American Jews too. They've lost 202 00:09:54.769 --> 00:09:57.490 the American Jews. I mean, and then AIPAC had the 203 00:09:57.590 --> 00:10:02.379 balls put out that 200 and 260 of their candidates won. 204 00:10:02.820 --> 00:10:04.899 I mean, talk about that. I saw that tweet, bro. 205 00:10:04.980 --> 00:10:06.039 That's the craziest. 206 00:10:06.059 --> 00:10:06.879 Let me pull that up. 207 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:10.610 It's the craziest, dumbest thing ever. And Trump is, you know, 208 00:10:10.669 --> 00:10:14.330 so I actually like, you know what, man? I mean, like, okay. 209 00:10:15.230 --> 00:10:16.929 Now we're going to have trans back in bathrooms and 210 00:10:16.950 --> 00:10:20.169 women's sports. I'm not happy, but I think it sucks. 211 00:10:21.250 --> 00:10:24.639 What I really am pushing back against is that woke 212 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.340 is back. I think this is less about woke. I 213 00:10:28.379 --> 00:10:31.860 think this is more about people hating Trump selling us out. 214 00:10:32.740 --> 00:10:34.919 I think the majority of the people who voted blue 215 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:39.039 weren't voting because they wanted to bring trans back. Like 216 00:10:39.059 --> 00:10:41.600 they missed the days of trans. I think they're voting 217 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:46.559 because they hate Donald Trump. But the problem becomes you 218 00:10:46.580 --> 00:10:50.169 voted for Democrats who are all completely captured by

Israel 219 00:10:50.190 --> 00:10:50.529 as well. 220 00:10:51.529 --> 00:10:54.450 Yeah, that's the point. That's the thing that this tweet 221 00:10:54.490 --> 00:10:56.909 kind of gives away the game on. They don't care 222 00:10:56.950 --> 00:10:59.889 about the direction of this country. They only care about 223 00:10:59.929 --> 00:11:03.129 its orientation toward Israel. I'm going to read this tweet. 224 00:11:03.490 --> 00:11:08.059 AIPAC congratulates the hundreds of pro-Israel Democrats and Republicans who 225 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:11.620 won their elections last night. More than 234 candidates supported 226 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:15.039 by AIPAC members have already won, with many additional races 227 00:11:15.100 --> 00:11:19.360 too close to call. We congratulate Senate Democratic Leader Chuck 228 00:11:19.379 --> 00:11:23.870 Schumer and House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries on the resounding 229 00:11:24.009 --> 00:11:28.190 victories for their caucuses. AIPAC members are determined to expand 230 00:11:28.230 --> 00:11:31.730 their political activism in the cycles ahead. Our community will 231 00:11:31.769 --> 00:11:35.720 increase its support for Democrats and Republicans who recognize that 232 00:11:35.750 --> 00:11:39.720 a strong partnership with Israel helps keep both countries secure, 233 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:45.250 advances peace and stability, advances peace and stability, promotes democratic values, okay, 234 00:11:45.570 --> 00:11:48.950 and grows our economy through trade and innovation. What a 235 00:11:49.070 --> 00:11:50.289 crock of shit, dude. 236 00:11:51.049 --> 00:11:56.580 Yeah, and everyone knows it. And again, that's gaslighting. They 237 00:11:56.600 --> 00:11:59.779 want you to think you're crazy for thinking that they're 238 00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:03.379 a foreign lobby that is destroying America from the inside. 239 00:12:04.100 --> 00:12:08.779 It's just the way it is, dude. It's just, it's like, 240 00:12:09.340 --> 00:12:11.899 you know, but I like, I think this is, I mean, 241 00:12:12.139 --> 00:12:17.240 we're going to get gridlock and, you know, the Senate, 242 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:20.059 the Congress, they're all going to pass these rules and 243 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:22.799 Trump is just going to veto all of them. Or 244 00:12:22.820 --> 00:12:24.370 he could just go along with it because he was 245 00:12:24.419 --> 00:12:27.669 always a secret Democrat because he's a Democrat most of 246 00:12:27.730 --> 00:12:31.710 his life, which is definitely possible. But I can't wait. 247 00:12:32.509 --> 00:12:35.750 until everybody learns the lesson that we've we on the 248 00:12:35.789 --> 00:12:39.399 show learned a long time ago they're the same shit 249 00:12:39.779 --> 00:12:42.440 they're the exact same shit this is what's not gonna 250 00:12:42.480 --> 00:12:49.470 happen with the democrats ending of wars okay and health care. 251 00:12:49.710 --> 00:12:51.610 He's frozen at least he's frozen on a you know 252 00:12:51.629 --> 00:12:55.309 a fairly aesthetic uh aesthetically pleasing image i mean that's 253 00:12:55.330 --> 00:12:57.330 a that's pretty good for sam he looks like tom 254 00:12:57.370 --> 00:13:00.100 selleck there a little bit with the mustache looking good 255 00:13:00.129 --> 00:13:02.659 sam I could be like an album cover for you. 256 00:13:02.679 --> 00:13:03.720 Maybe I could see that. 257 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:04.399 Okay. 258 00:13:05.259 --> 00:13:07.659 Uh, I was a one, I have a little conspiracy 259 00:13:07.700 --> 00:13:10.259 theory now and I I'm starting to develop it. Oh, 260 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:10.610 there you are. 261 00:13:10.740 --> 00:13:10.919 Okay. 262 00:13:11.299 --> 00:13:12.299 I would tell me what you think of this. 263 00:13:12.779 --> 00:13:13.070 Okay. 264 00:13:13.110 --> 00:13:17.769 So around the time Trump hijacked the Republican party, the 265 00:13:17.850 --> 00:13:20.129 tea party was at the height of its powers. We'd 266 00:13:20.169 --> 00:13:22.769 just come off the Ron Paul thing. And it seemed 267 00:13:22.789 --> 00:13:26.289 like we were going to genuinely take the country and especially, 268 00:13:26.470 --> 00:13:28.759 or at least the Republican party in the direction of 269 00:13:29.340 --> 00:13:34.320 less foreign intervention and And genuinely less regulation, smaller government. 270 00:13:34.659 --> 00:13:36.899 And then he comes in just like a bull in 271 00:13:36.940 --> 00:13:40.799 a China shop and sucked up all the oxygen, turned 272 00:13:40.820 --> 00:13:43.720 it into a cult of personality. And now it's in shambles. 273 00:13:43.779 --> 00:13:46.320 I mean, there's just the remnants of what was that movement. 274 00:13:46.850 --> 00:13:48.850 I do think it's possible that he was like a 275 00:13:48.909 --> 00:13:49.669 targeted weapon. 276 00:13:49.830 --> 00:13:52.289 Well, they used him against Pat Buchanan. 277 00:13:52.309 --> 00:13:54.970 That's the whole thing. 278 00:13:55.009 --> 00:13:57.309 He was just brought in to destroy Pat Buchanan. 279 00:13:59.490 --> 00:14:00.860 What do you think of that idea, though, that he 280 00:14:00.889 --> 00:14:05.860 just kind of nuked the, speaking of nukes, he nuked 281 00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:12.700 the Tea Party movement, hijacked it, co-opted it, whatever you. 282 00:14:11.470 --> 00:14:15.789 Want to say. 100%, dude. 100%. He came in, he's 283 00:14:15.850 --> 00:14:20.870 a chaos magician, and he did sorcery. And it's like, dude, 284 00:14:21.169 --> 00:14:26.580 just think about going in to how everybody felt In 2024, 285 00:14:26.580 --> 00:14:30.679 we're like, dude, this is good. I feel good. Okay. 286 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:33.279 I feel like we're on the right track again. And 287 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:39.230 then instantly destroys it by being owned by Israel. And 288 00:14:39.289 --> 00:14:41.370 here we are in the Democrats who we all just 289 00:14:41.389 --> 00:14:45.389 hated two years

ago because of the woke shit. I 290 00:14:45.450 --> 00:14:48.450 now got voted back in. So again, it gets, this 291 00:14:48.529 --> 00:14:53.000 is why voting doesn't matter. You always look at a pack. They, 292 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:57.399 they have guys on both sides. The chick who is, uh, 293 00:14:57.580 --> 00:15:02.399 Adelson is Trump's biggest supporter is completely funded. James tell Rico, 294 00:15:02.820 --> 00:15:03.980 you guys are retards. 295 00:15:06.019 --> 00:15:07.309 Well, certainly on this issue. 296 00:15:07.330 --> 00:15:07.490 Yeah. 297 00:15:08.190 --> 00:15:12.610 That, that issue is, it's definitely, it's pointless. I mean, 298 00:15:12.629 --> 00:15:15.370 you're not getting, you know, there's no answer there. They 299 00:15:15.409 --> 00:15:18.830 funded both sides. They're in the deep in the pockets 300 00:15:18.870 --> 00:15:23.669 of both sides. Did you, uh, did you see Matt 301 00:15:23.690 --> 00:15:26.309 Walsh is going to get fired. I think if he does, 302 00:15:26.370 --> 00:15:28.769 the daily wire is truly done. Cause he's their last, 303 00:15:29.629 --> 00:15:33.139 the last personality they have that has any credibility, but 304 00:15:33.179 --> 00:15:35.220 he was on their live stream. Everybody had a live 305 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:39.460 stream going and he finally, I guess he's just like, 306 00:15:39.480 --> 00:15:41.519 you know what? Let's just say what the fuck is 307 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:45.210 happening right now. And you can tell it made everybody 308 00:15:45.250 --> 00:15:47.379 else uncomfortable, but it was a moment. It was like the, 309 00:15:47.850 --> 00:15:50.409 probably the most truth that's been, Dude. 310 00:15:50.490 --> 00:15:53.299 That bald guy is literally the worst. I mean, like, 311 00:15:53.500 --> 00:15:57.120 he's actually less likable to Ben Shapiro, which is almost 312 00:15:57.200 --> 00:15:59.039 impossible to do. 313 00:15:59.539 --> 00:16:02.519 Yeah, he's the worst, man. Here, check this out. 314 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:05.649 Trump's vision of what he wanted to accomplish in Iran 315 00:16:05.950 --> 00:16:08.950 was right. He's right about this. I mean, whether we 316 00:16:08.970 --> 00:16:12.549 can do it militarily or not, he's right about the vision. If, if, 317 00:16:13.110 --> 00:16:15.320 in the course of, say, the next year, He brings 318 00:16:15.340 --> 00:16:17.279 that regime to its knees. He will be one of 319 00:16:17.299 --> 00:16:19.120 the greatest presidents in American history. 320 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:22.039 I mean, said nobody ever. 321 00:16:22.299 --> 00:16:24.429 He deserves it. He made a lot of political mistakes. 322 00:16:24.769 --> 00:16:27.690 But he does have this vision. If he fulfills that vision, 323 00:16:28.190 --> 00:16:29.250 all bets are off. 324 00:16:29.309 --> 00:16:31.789 I disagree. All bets are off. He didn't even use 325 00:16:31.830 --> 00:16:32.389 that properly. 326 00:16:32.409 --> 00:16:35.250 Even if he were to accomplish that goal, which I'm 327 00:16:35.269 --> 00:16:36.009 very skeptical. 328 00:16:36.090 --> 00:16:37.669 Well, I didn't say he could. 329 00:16:37.870 --> 00:16:40.490 If the cost is handing our country over to Congress. 330 00:16:40.509 --> 00:16:42.950 Think about what that guy just said. He made a 331 00:16:42.970 --> 00:16:45.789 lot of political mistakes all in the name of Israel, 332 00:16:45.990 --> 00:16:49.870 which these guys all suck off. Okay. So basically he 333 00:16:49.909 --> 00:16:52.720 did what we want him to do. It cost him everything. 334 00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:55.639 If he could, if he could get kicked out office 335 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:58.799 right now that he would, but I, here's another thing 336 00:16:58.840 --> 00:17:01.950 real quick on a side note. He'd still be Kamala Harris. 337 00:17:02.070 --> 00:17:04.069 I still think he would be, I still think he 338 00:17:04.109 --> 00:17:07.089 could be Kamala Harris. I mean, it sounds nuts. Okay. 339 00:17:07.819 --> 00:17:11.700 So anyways, he does everything he wants. It costs him everything. 340 00:17:12.259 --> 00:17:16.900 They acknowledge he made mistakes. They won't say it's their suggestions, right? 341 00:17:17.500 --> 00:17:19.799 They won't say it. He did everything we wanted to do, 342 00:17:19.859 --> 00:17:20.819 and it cost him everything. 343 00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:24.000 Yeah, he did this thing, which is not possible, that 344 00:17:24.059 --> 00:17:24.960 we begged him to do. 345 00:17:25.460 --> 00:17:26.940 Yeah, 100%. 346 00:17:26.940 --> 00:17:28.640 It destroyed his political career. 347 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:31.299 And then he literally said... Oh, boy. 348 00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:36.529 Sam froze again, but he's not in as aesthetically pleasing 349 00:17:36.700 --> 00:17:40.410 a position this time. He's like mid mouth open. Anybody 350 00:17:40.430 --> 00:17:41.470 want to Photoshop that? 351 00:17:41.529 --> 00:17:41.970 Go ahead. 352 00:17:42.829 --> 00:17:44.529 I got ideas. I'm sure you do too. 353 00:17:44.789 --> 00:17:46.809 Oh, and then he goes, I don't even know if 354 00:17:46.829 --> 00:17:49.150 he can get it done. Do you know like how 355 00:17:49.250 --> 00:17:53.210 psychopathic it is to want to do something you're not 356 00:17:53.269 --> 00:17:56.269 even sure can happen? Like how suicidal that is? 357 00:17:58.069 --> 00:18:02.829 At great expense to the whole country and to the world, dude. 358 00:18:02.849 --> 00:18:06.150 Blood and treasure of the world. Yeah, of course. All 359 00:18:06.170 --> 00:18:07.529 the Gulf States. I mean, yeah. 360 00:18:08.049 --> 00:18:11.009 That's how you said the word. Yeah, I don't want 361 00:18:11.049 --> 00:18:14.890 to repeat it on YouTube. It's self-immolation. 362 00:18:14.910 --> 00:18:18.009 Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely disgusting. 363 00:18:18.029 --> 00:18:23.259 Yeah, so here's Matt Walsh. This is great. I mean, it's. 364 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:24.140 Not a cost

worth paying. 365 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:26.609 I understand that, but it won't be because if you win. 366 00:18:26.619 --> 00:18:28.849 But it's happening. It is happening right now. 367 00:18:28.950 --> 00:18:32.170 It's not happening right now. They're getting some people in there. 368 00:18:32.190 --> 00:18:34.670 It's going to be a much more radical party. But if, 369 00:18:34.849 --> 00:18:37.230 in fact, he scores that victory in the course of 370 00:18:37.250 --> 00:18:41.859 the next year... That's going to change. 371 00:18:42.220 --> 00:18:44.400 But you're envisioning that this war continues for another year. 372 00:18:44.420 --> 00:18:47.430 He's saying sometime over the course of the year. 373 00:18:47.690 --> 00:18:49.829 The bottom line is. 374 00:18:49.869 --> 00:18:52.130 I know I'm not trying to hold you to be semantics, 375 00:18:52.609 --> 00:18:56.410 but I'm saying this is a vision where this deeply 376 00:18:56.470 --> 00:18:59.690 unpopular war that just helped in getting us totally wiped 377 00:18:59.750 --> 00:19:02.710 out continues for a certain amount of time. 378 00:19:03.569 --> 00:19:04.809 And even if it. 379 00:19:04.890 --> 00:19:07.859 My point is that even if it ends with something 380 00:19:07.900 --> 00:19:11.359 that he can call a victory, it's still deeply unpopular. 381 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:14.720 We've already suffered a catastrophic defeat because of it. And 382 00:19:14.740 --> 00:19:16.420 I would argue that this defeat is enough to make 383 00:19:16.460 --> 00:19:19.599 it not worth it. Again, handing our country over to 384 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:24.220 communists is not worth it. I would rather, you know, 385 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:28.589 I don't buy stopping Iran from getting a nuke or 386 00:19:28.619 --> 00:19:29.910 that it will actually accomplish that. 387 00:19:29.950 --> 00:19:30.869 But even if it were, I. 388 00:19:32.369 --> 00:19:36.140 Don't, It's not worth handing our country over to communists 389 00:19:36.299 --> 00:19:38.309 even to stop Iran from getting a nuke. I'd rather 390 00:19:38.349 --> 00:19:41.730 Iran have a nuke than my country be run by communists. 391 00:19:41.730 --> 00:19:44.230 100%. Barack Obama was president. Yeah. 392 00:19:44.549 --> 00:19:46.529 And I don't want to do that again. 393 00:19:46.549 --> 00:19:48.329 That's overstating even this disaster to say the country. 394 00:19:50.119 --> 00:19:52.400 Is now going to be run by communists. I think 395 00:19:52.420 --> 00:19:55.359 that's just an overstatement. I think that if all I'm 396 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:58.470 saying is, you know, we're giving Trump a lot of 397 00:19:58.670 --> 00:20:02.650 smacks and he deserves some of those smacks. Politically, he's doing. 398 00:20:02.410 --> 00:20:04.890 What you wanted. We're doing what you wanted. 399 00:20:04.910 --> 00:20:06.609 I said before that I thought the Iran war was 400 00:20:06.650 --> 00:20:09.619 on a timer. He should get it over before the midterms. However, 401 00:20:09.650 --> 00:20:13.950 his vision is sound. And if he should win in the, 402 00:20:14.299 --> 00:20:16.339 before the next, before the next time we were in 403 00:20:16.380 --> 00:20:18.779 this kind of situation, it will be one of the 404 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:21.660 great triumphs of American foreign policy. And I don't know 405 00:20:21.740 --> 00:20:23.640 if it's possible, but I think it, I think. 406 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:27.440 Your, your vision is sound. It's the equivalent of saying 407 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:31.680 me and a pack of midgets, right. Are outside of 408 00:20:31.740 --> 00:20:35.549 a hell's angels bar. And I'm like, we're just going 409 00:20:35.569 --> 00:20:39.640 to bum rush these guys. hit them hard and win. 410 00:20:40.019 --> 00:20:44.099 And you go, listen, your vision is sound. Okay. There's 411 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:47.529 no way to make it happen, but the vision is 412 00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:52.190 sound like, like, you know, this guy sounds. 413 00:20:52.630 --> 00:20:53.650 Yeah. 414 00:20:53.690 --> 00:20:53.849 Yeah. 415 00:20:53.910 --> 00:20:57.829 It's like accomplished, but the vision is sound. 416 00:20:58.289 --> 00:21:00.579 It's like, it's like when the U S women's national 417 00:21:00.619 --> 00:21:02.799 soccer team went up against those 17 year old boys. 418 00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:06.930 You know, and they were like, listen, the vision is sound. Now, 419 00:21:06.990 --> 00:21:11.930 can we beat adolescent boys? No, we have no chance. 420 00:21:12.210 --> 00:21:15.519 But the vision is and if we manage to do it, 421 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:17.740 it will be the greatest triumph in the history of 422 00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:22.720 women's soccer. I mean, they're just idiots, dude. But instead, 423 00:21:22.740 --> 00:21:25.900 we're going to embarrass the entire federation. It's almost done here. 424 00:21:26.009 --> 00:21:28.269 I'll just play the rest of this bald idiot. 425 00:21:28.410 --> 00:21:31.349 I can see the possibility of it. I think, again, 426 00:21:31.509 --> 00:21:34.250 what Ben said was right about having our Middle East 427 00:21:34.269 --> 00:21:37.369 policy be handled by an alliance of Israel with the 428 00:21:37.890 --> 00:21:41.450 friendly Arab states would be another kind of miracle that 429 00:21:41.549 --> 00:21:44.109 only he has engineered. It's only because of the. 430 00:21:45.690 --> 00:21:48.900 The Abraham Accords. And so I think, look, I'm just 431 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:52.079 saying while we're smacking him around, we should remember that 432 00:21:52.180 --> 00:21:54.390 he might achieve what he set out to do. 433 00:21:54.420 --> 00:21:55.740 And again, I think the question is where we go 434 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:57.509 from here. The question is, do we have a time machine? 435 00:21:57.589 --> 00:21:59.809 If we have a time, and I'm not going to 436 00:21:59.829 --> 00:22:01.950 know the outcome of the war until the war is

over. 437 00:22:02.329 --> 00:22:05.150 So I think that we're sort of arguing past each other. 438 00:22:05.170 --> 00:22:07.509 I think Drew is sort of arguing on behalf of history. 439 00:22:07.900 --> 00:22:10.759 the presidency will go down as a historic one if 440 00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:12.900 Iran falls, which is just true. I mean, there have 441 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:15.059 been a lot of presidents who've done historic things and 442 00:22:15.079 --> 00:22:18.539 have reaped poor political consequences as a result of doing 443 00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:18.940 the right thing. 444 00:22:18.980 --> 00:22:20.579 But it sets us up for the Cold War with China, 445 00:22:20.619 --> 00:22:21.619 which is inevitably coming. 446 00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:24.119 I mean, yes. I mean, all of us. Yeah, more war! 447 00:22:24.420 --> 00:22:24.960 More war! 448 00:22:25.049 --> 00:22:25.789 It's old! 449 00:22:26.549 --> 00:22:26.910 Fuck! 450 00:22:27.509 --> 00:22:28.190 More war! 451 00:22:28.470 --> 00:22:30.309 You know, that will be next, and then, you know, 452 00:22:30.369 --> 00:22:34.509 I mean, who's left? Uganda? Can we talk shit to Uganda? 453 00:22:35.089 --> 00:22:35.369 Yeah. 454 00:22:35.809 --> 00:22:36.069 Yeah. 455 00:22:36.309 --> 00:22:38.869 It's... They're so disgusting, these guys. 456 00:22:39.430 --> 00:22:41.039 Before, during, after. 457 00:22:41.059 --> 00:22:42.960 So, you know, I haven't changed my view on that. 458 00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:47.279 But I totally agree. If this works, in a way 459 00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:49.880 that doesn't destroy our country and the Republican Party, but 460 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:52.680 if this works, it will be the greatest grand strategic 461 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:55.910 victory of the last 30 years, you know, since the 462 00:22:55.950 --> 00:22:56.849 fall of the Berlin Wall. 463 00:22:57.369 --> 00:22:57.990 But that's an if. 464 00:22:58.009 --> 00:23:00.109 So, in a way, you have to give Trump credit 465 00:23:00.210 --> 00:23:04.029 for this, to take that kind of risk for an 466 00:23:04.069 --> 00:23:08.509 historic achievement. The problem is, On the timeline of the midterms, 467 00:23:09.190 --> 00:23:11.950 the gamble didn't pay off. It just didn't come through, 468 00:23:12.049 --> 00:23:12.779 and here's the test. 469 00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:14.690 I think we have to admit that. On the other hand, 470 00:23:14.880 --> 00:23:19.839 remember the Berlin Wall fell after Reagan was out of office. 471 00:23:20.099 --> 00:23:22.680 What does that have to do with anything, the Berlin Wall? 472 00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:25.400 It's completely irrelevant. 473 00:23:25.579 --> 00:23:28.039 Trump's carcass could be dead on the side of the road, 474 00:23:28.420 --> 00:23:31.099 and it could still happen. It could totally be dead. 475 00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:34.970 We could discard him. Outside of the car, as we're 476 00:23:35.009 --> 00:23:39.490 still moving to take it out, regime change. The only 477 00:23:39.549 --> 00:23:44.230 guy that makes any sense, and he's still off because 478 00:23:44.269 --> 00:23:50.220 he's still in the deep, deep bowels of his lady dick, 479 00:23:50.740 --> 00:23:52.799 still would love to have a war with Iran, but 480 00:23:52.859 --> 00:23:55.299 not the cost of handing it to the communists. That's 481 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.500 his only thing. If it was anything else, he'd be 482 00:23:57.519 --> 00:24:02.859 totally cool with it. It's a useless war. When people 483 00:24:02.940 --> 00:24:10.299 talk about these historical achievements, it's right along the lines 484 00:24:10.519 --> 00:24:14.720 of when Wall Street's doing well, the economy is good. 485 00:24:15.099 --> 00:24:18.789 Main Street's suffering, but the economy is good. It's the 486 00:24:18.849 --> 00:24:21.609 exact same thing. It's like nobody's going to go, oh, 487 00:24:21.670 --> 00:24:24.789 Trump did some great shit. He took down Iran. Mom 488 00:24:24.809 --> 00:24:27.349 and pop stores don't give a fuck about that in 489 00:24:27.450 --> 00:24:27.910 any way. 490 00:24:28.509 --> 00:24:33.500 Doesn't help them at all. Doesn't help them at all. 491 00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:37.029 This clip has been going around, and we played it 492 00:24:37.089 --> 00:24:40.390 months ago, but I just want to remind everybody how 493 00:24:40.670 --> 00:24:44.990 wrong Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro were about what would happen. 494 00:24:45.789 --> 00:24:48.329 They were wrong to the extent that they should not 495 00:24:48.369 --> 00:24:50.690 be allowed to opine about anything to anyone ever. 496 00:24:50.710 --> 00:24:53.369 There was a time, Johnny, when you were this wrong, 497 00:24:53.430 --> 00:24:55.609 you'd be ran out of town. 498 00:24:55.750 --> 00:24:58.369 Anyway, I'm going to play this while we wait for Sam. 499 00:24:58.769 --> 00:25:03.599 When we look at the Fox survey is a 4% 500 00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.450 issue with the American people. So whatever happens in the midterms, 501 00:25:07.490 --> 00:25:10.990 it doesn't appear that Ron's going to drive anything one. 502 00:25:10.910 --> 00:25:11.470 Way or another. 503 00:25:11.509 --> 00:25:12.490 What's your take on this? 504 00:25:13.349 --> 00:25:16.440 I think that's exactly right. Johnny, here's the thing. It's 505 00:25:16.519 --> 00:25:20.200 the same thing that MSNBC does. It does not matter 506 00:25:20.259 --> 00:25:23.400 whether they're right and wrong. The only thing that matters 507 00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:27.470 is that they tell the Their listeners, what they want 508 00:25:27.490 --> 00:25:30.369 to hear and what they want to hear is what 509 00:25:30.430 --> 00:25:34.569 they want them to hear. Meaning war, war, war, war, war. 510 00:25:34.650 --> 00:25:37.269 This group of old people who aren't going to go 511 00:25:37.289 --> 00:25:41.779 fight this war are totally for war. And that fits 512 00:25:42.099 --> 00:25:48.039 the military industrial complex,

the Zionist propaganda drive. So they 513 00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:50.180 just got to keep those. Their whole job is to 514 00:25:50.200 --> 00:25:53.309 keep them captured. That's it. So they're going to tell 515 00:25:53.329 --> 00:25:55.869 them what they want to hear, which is that nobody 516 00:25:55.890 --> 00:25:58.509 cares about the Iran war. So just go back, go 517 00:25:58.529 --> 00:25:59.750 out and vote and it's all going to be good. 518 00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:03.160 I mean, it's just ridiculous. 519 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:04.279 Yeah. 520 00:26:04.940 --> 00:26:06.900 Now I, what do you, I mean, you're seeing a 521 00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:11.720 lot of the annoying leftists who are still on X and. 522 00:26:11.940 --> 00:26:16.250 My friends are the dumbest people on planet earth saying, uh, 523 00:26:16.420 --> 00:26:17.539 I still love them. 524 00:26:18.869 --> 00:26:22.349 Saying that, They're bringing woke back, you know, where the 525 00:26:22.410 --> 00:26:26.730 pronouns are coming back, baby. Could they not have missed 526 00:26:27.769 --> 00:26:29.769 the lesson of the past two years more? 527 00:26:29.990 --> 00:26:34.009 Yeah, but Johnny, they're never, like, again, it gets down 528 00:26:34.069 --> 00:26:37.829 to intelligence versus smarts. They're really intelligent people. They're not 529 00:26:37.869 --> 00:26:40.799 very smart. They can't read the streets. They're in the 530 00:26:40.859 --> 00:26:44.730 Ivy Tower. Wisdom, right? at this, at their, at this 531 00:26:44.829 --> 00:26:49.369 elitist party, just sucking each other off and they have 532 00:26:49.410 --> 00:26:51.809 no clue what's going on. And like, I mean, I, 533 00:26:51.950 --> 00:26:55.089 the things I saw people that I love tweet are 534 00:26:55.150 --> 00:26:57.130 just some of the dumbest things I've ever seen in 535 00:26:57.170 --> 00:27:02.269 my life. And it's all virtue signaling to, to their, to, 536 00:27:02.569 --> 00:27:06.539 to their fan base and to the people who run everything. Hey, 537 00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:11.190 I'm a, I'm a team player. It's like dumb. It's 538 00:27:11.210 --> 00:27:15.029 just dumb. I mean, they have no clue. I don't 539 00:27:15.089 --> 00:27:19.059 think anybody in Texas voted blue because they want chicks 540 00:27:19.099 --> 00:27:20.279 with dicks in the bathroom. 541 00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:24.599 Yeah, and just in the past hour, we have it 542 00:27:24.819 --> 00:27:28.240 that Nithya Raman will be the next mayor of Los Angeles. 543 00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:32.799 I mean, I don't know how to feel about that 544 00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:36.279 because Nithya Raman, she's crazier than Karen Bass, dude. She's 545 00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:38.740 way more out there on the left. than Karen Bass. 546 00:27:39.190 --> 00:27:43.029 She's a new clean slate for the crazies. Karen Bass's 547 00:27:43.089 --> 00:27:47.549 brand is dead. It's dead. She got caught. She's dead. 548 00:27:47.630 --> 00:27:51.049 This cleans that out. She's a sin eater. She eats 549 00:27:51.150 --> 00:27:54.619 all the sins for the fire. Robin gets a brand 550 00:27:54.690 --> 00:27:58.039 new thing. That was the whole thing, dude. If it 551 00:27:58.059 --> 00:28:02.000 was going to be Spencer versus her, she was going 552 00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:05.599 to get pounded on the fires. right did did ramen 553 00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.960 like i think she ran one ad about the fires 554 00:28:08.619 --> 00:28:13.019 she nydia ramen didn't even win her own district. 555 00:28:13.980 --> 00:28:16.180 Yeah that's true yeah i don't know if it was 556 00:28:16.259 --> 00:28:18.849 true in the uh the this election but i know 557 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:23.009 it's true in the primary uh and you have uh 558 00:28:23.109 --> 00:28:26.049 i mean the lapd they were asked what would it 559 00:28:26.289 --> 00:28:28.250 just like yesterday i think this is from the new 560 00:28:28.289 --> 00:28:32.089 york post um If if Nithya Raman is elected mayor, 561 00:28:32.670 --> 00:28:37.170 they were fearing a crime nightmare. That was, I think, 562 00:28:37.269 --> 00:28:43.349 the maybe the chief of police for the LAPD. Yeah, 563 00:28:43.390 --> 00:28:45.309 because I mean, she has been one of these people 564 00:28:45.349 --> 00:28:48.109 who calls to bully like, you know, she was one 565 00:28:48.130 --> 00:28:51.710 of those defund the police people. Nithya Raman was and. 566 00:28:53.460 --> 00:28:56.000 One senior officer is quoted as saying it's going to 567 00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:58.859 be a nightmare and a very, very bad day for 568 00:28:58.920 --> 00:29:00.279 public safety if she wins. 569 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:02.579 Yeah. 570 00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:05.589 Well, either way, they get their Bolshevik. That was the 571 00:29:05.630 --> 00:29:09.710 whole thing. If Spencer Pratt makes it to it, then 572 00:29:09.750 --> 00:29:12.390 you're having them call out all their stuff. Now these 573 00:29:12.450 --> 00:29:14.670 are just two people doing the same thing. And the 574 00:29:14.730 --> 00:29:18.640 difference between Karen Bass and the difference between Rahman is 575 00:29:18.660 --> 00:29:22.589 that Karen Bass is a dead brand. She's just a 576 00:29:22.690 --> 00:29:26.279 dead brand. Rahman starts a fresh new and could do 577 00:29:26.380 --> 00:29:28.700 all the crazy shit, but I'll have to answer questions 578 00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:30.279 about the LA fires. 579 00:29:31.220 --> 00:29:35.349 Apparently a lot of LAPD, uh, members are going to 580 00:29:35.690 --> 00:29:38.869 resign too, is what the rumor was anyway, if, Nithya 581 00:29:38.910 --> 00:29:42.430 Raman is sworn in. So that should be interesting. 582 00:29:43.190 --> 00:29:48.039 Bro, if this Barsara or whatever his name is brings 583 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:52.160 in a miles tax, I'm moving tomorrow. I'm not even kidding. 584 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:55.440 I think that got shot down already. But, I mean, 585 00:29:55.460

--> 00:29:57.269 they could always bring it back. But I had heard 586 00:29:57.390 --> 00:30:01.630 that that was not going to happen. I hope not. 587 00:30:01.829 --> 00:30:04.390 I mean, that's ridiculous. Dude, there's no way that's constitutional, right? 588 00:30:04.410 --> 00:30:09.190 Well, it fits into the 15-minute city thing. Yeah. 589 00:30:09.470 --> 00:30:12.819 No, it totally does. I can imagine being trapped within 590 00:30:12.819 --> 00:30:13.900 15 minutes of L.A. 591 00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:14.140 Not great. 592 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.059 A lot of people... Now, the Muslim guy won in Michigan. 593 00:30:18.779 --> 00:30:18.980 And.... 594 00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.920 Do you know, I played it after you left last 595 00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:29.460 week because it was going to be kind of dying 596 00:30:29.509 --> 00:30:32.150 on the vine, but that ad, did you ever see 597 00:30:32.170 --> 00:30:34.029 that ad that ran in Michigan? What did you think 598 00:30:34.069 --> 00:30:35.869 of the one that Cenk Uygur created? 599 00:30:35.890 --> 00:30:37.420 I didn't see it. 600 00:30:38.009 --> 00:30:40.930 Oh, you haven't seen this ad. Okay, let me play 601 00:30:40.950 --> 00:30:44.150 the ad. Now, people, everybody was saying, oh, this is, 602 00:30:44.309 --> 00:30:45.910 or I'm sorry, let me say, let me correct that. 603 00:30:46.630 --> 00:30:49.349 all the news channels were saying it's anti-Semitic. It's going 604 00:30:49.369 --> 00:30:53.410 to hurt him. He should, uh, completely denounce the ad. 605 00:30:54.009 --> 00:30:57.369 And it turns out that not only did people respond 606 00:30:57.410 --> 00:31:00.730 to the ad, but that he got most of the 607 00:31:00.779 --> 00:31:02.000 votes from Jewish people. 608 00:31:02.019 --> 00:31:05.680 Uh, and, and I'm telling you. 609 00:31:05.700 --> 00:31:09.359 Ma'am, the Democrats got like 60% of Jewish votes being 610 00:31:09.420 --> 00:31:10.359 against the Iran war. 611 00:31:10.359 --> 00:31:16.339 100%. I like, dude, listen, this again, it's, it's, The 612 00:31:16.450 --> 00:31:20.579 clumping of all these people, like, this is how bad 613 00:31:20.680 --> 00:31:27.099 Bibi and the Lukid party is. They lost, they lost the, they, 614 00:31:27.559 --> 00:31:30.460 Israel's lost them. Here's this ad. 615 00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.259 It was put out by Rebellion Pack. That's Cenk Uygur's pack. Now, 616 00:31:34.279 --> 00:31:37.259 the interesting thing is this was an old ad that 617 00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:41.380 was from before the Iran war that he just repurposed 618 00:31:41.740 --> 00:31:44.420 because it kind of fits, you know, this moment particularly well. 619 00:31:44.910 --> 00:31:47.210 And then added a little bit to the end, which 620 00:31:47.230 --> 00:31:49.410 you'll see in a second. But yeah, this is the 621 00:31:49.549 --> 00:31:52.809 ad that was denounced as anti-Semitic, which turned out to 622 00:31:52.849 --> 00:31:54.630 have been quite effective in Michigan. 623 00:31:55.410 --> 00:31:57.190 We get all the sandwich stuff for the kids' lunch. 624 00:31:57.210 --> 00:31:58.630 I don't like turkey anymore. 625 00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:00.130 Yeah, I know. 626 00:32:00.609 --> 00:32:01.470 What about the bananas? 627 00:32:02.009 --> 00:32:02.789 Yeah, I got them too. 628 00:32:03.819 --> 00:32:04.759 But honey. 629 00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:05.779 What? 630 00:32:06.410 --> 00:32:08.519 You're going to have to put those eggs back. They 631 00:32:08.539 --> 00:32:12.000 don't like eggs anymore? No, they like eggs. But we 632 00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:17.069 have to set that $ 7 aside. For killing Palestinians? What? 633 00:32:17.089 --> 00:32:19.829 I mean, don't we give Israel $ 4 billion a year anyways? 634 00:32:19.930 --> 00:32:20.170 Yeah. 635 00:32:20.450 --> 00:32:24.900 And now we're giving them another $ 26 billion. Do you 636 00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:26.920 know how much that is per American taxpayer? 637 00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:28.099 No. 638 00:32:28.140 --> 00:32:32.039 It's like $ 161 per person. Apparently it's costing us a 639 00:32:32.099 --> 00:32:33.900 lot of money to drop bombs on Gaza. 640 00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:35.529 Terrible. 641 00:32:36.380 --> 00:32:36.589 Yeah. 642 00:32:37.890 --> 00:32:39.269 Don't they get universal health care too? 643 00:32:39.970 --> 00:32:40.529 Yeah, they do. 644 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:44.019 We're paying for that too, probably. 645 00:32:44.220 --> 00:32:45.759 Might as well put the bananas back. 646 00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:47.240 Why the f * * * do we have to 647 00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:48.059 pay for all this? 648 00:32:50.460 --> 00:32:52.660 You think that guy's Jewish and he just needs an 649 00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:54.079 acting gig? I just want to ask you so much 650 00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:57.319 about what Israelis want and so little about what you want. 651 00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:06.740 Mike Rogers is for they-them. Abdul El-Sayed is for you. Again, Johnny, 652 00:33:07.140 --> 00:33:11.990 what are your choices? Neocon Zionist? Progressive Bolshevik? 653 00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:17.740 Yeah yeah that ad too i mean what what eggs 654 00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:19.779 are you buying that cost seven dollars i had that 655 00:33:19.819 --> 00:33:22.160 question i was like where are you getting your eggs 656 00:33:22.220 --> 00:33:26.579 bro that cost seven dollars dude also it is now 657 00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:29.460 i will say the point is well taken but it 658 00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:32.099 is ridiculous because it's billionaires that are paying them it's 659 00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:36.119 not like each of us actually paid 186 000 it's 660 00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:38.299 the people paying most of the taxes that are paid 661 00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:41.980 you know it's like elon paid like you know, five grand. 662 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:44.740 And we each paid probably like a dollar or something 663 00:33:44.779 --> 00:33:47.329 toward that. But the point is

well taken. And I 664 00:33:47.369 --> 00:33:50.970 think that Johnny, a dollar of tax is too much tax. 665 00:33:51.250 --> 00:33:55.269 And I agree there. It should be zero. It's at gunpoint. 666 00:33:55.529 --> 00:33:59.369 Every, every dollar is taken from Americans at gunpoint. And 667 00:33:59.410 --> 00:34:00.650 that shouldn't be, it's coerced. 668 00:34:01.309 --> 00:34:06.259 I totally agree, dude. I think it's absolutely ridiculous. It's 669 00:34:06.319 --> 00:34:11.559 absolutely ridiculous, dude. And it's like, when I saw more 670 00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:15.239 Jews voted for the Democrats, which they tend to be Democratic. 671 00:34:15.260 --> 00:34:20.610 The hardliners tend to be Republican. You know, the business ones. But, 672 00:34:21.250 --> 00:34:24.130 I mean, when the issue is the Iran war, let's 673 00:34:24.170 --> 00:34:28.960 face it, and Zionism, and they have people reject it. 674 00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:34.099 And again, you know, Edelman was funding.... 675 00:34:35.510 --> 00:34:38.639 Boy we lost him again oh no not a good 676 00:34:38.679 --> 00:34:41.300 look for sam either what's that weird chair sam's got 677 00:34:41.340 --> 00:34:43.280 back there too is that like a leopard print cuck 678 00:34:43.340 --> 00:34:46.219 chair what is that who would sit that what a 679 00:34:46.260 --> 00:34:48.300 weird place to put a chair who would sit behind 680 00:34:48.340 --> 00:34:50.809 you sam and just kind of look over your shoulder what's. 681 00:34:50.590 --> 00:34:54.090 That chair if you do the two thousand dollars a 682 00:34:54.210 --> 00:34:57.599 month premium package you get to sit in every show. 683 00:34:58.940 --> 00:35:01.420 That's really funny johnny can we get into the uh 684 00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:03.920 russell brand story yeah yeah can i just play this 685 00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:07.340 really quick trump in the middle of all this said 686 00:35:07.460 --> 00:35:09.340 the dumbest i mean he always puts his foot in 687 00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:11.730 his mouth but he said maybe the dumbest thing he'd 688 00:35:11.789 --> 00:35:14.010 said i guess he's just now that he knows he's 689 00:35:14.050 --> 00:35:16.650 lost he's like you know what i'm just gonna say 690 00:35:16.670 --> 00:35:19.570 the craziest shit uh did you see this way what 691 00:35:19.590 --> 00:35:22.539 he said about the polls unreal and let me tell. 692 00:35:22.449 --> 00:35:24.559 You something if they do need it if for some 693 00:35:24.579 --> 00:35:27.190 reason they do need it or they need help So 694 00:35:27.230 --> 00:35:29.530 I'm the number one. I was so voted. 695 00:35:29.630 --> 00:35:32.710 I'm at 99% approval. 696 00:35:31.429 --> 00:35:33.969 Rating in Israel. Can you believe it? In fact, if 697 00:35:34.010 --> 00:35:35.829 people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll 698 00:35:35.849 --> 00:35:38.699 move to Israel and become prime minister. But I'm at 90. 699 00:35:38.699 --> 00:35:40.860 Think of it. I'm at 99. I

have the highest 700 00:35:41.099 --> 00:35:44.179 approval rating of anybody in history because I've been, you know, 701 00:35:44.219 --> 00:35:49.239 I've been David. I mean, absolutely tone deaf and stupid. 702 00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:50.780 And it's why he is where he is. 703 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:54.360 I think he, I think he genuinely cares more about 704 00:35:54.619 --> 00:35:58.610 his polling numbers than anything else. how he's regarded. And 705 00:35:58.650 --> 00:36:02.349 so hopefully that means that he will react. 706 00:36:02.429 --> 00:36:05.699 He cares a lot about his polling numbers, but the 707 00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:07.960 thing he cares more about is everyone finding out he's 708 00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:11.219 a complete scumbag, like in videos and shit like that. 709 00:36:11.500 --> 00:36:15.210 That's the only thing that trumps for Trump, the polling numbers. 710 00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:16.389 Yes. 711 00:36:17.050 --> 00:36:19.349 Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, you're right. That has to 712 00:36:19.369 --> 00:36:22.630 be number one, because that has been what has motivated 713 00:36:22.690 --> 00:36:25.769 him more than anything else. The last thing on the election, J.D. 714 00:36:25.809 --> 00:36:27.530 Vance put out this tweet, and I'm curious what you 715 00:36:27.550 --> 00:36:29.550 think about it, because you had said, and I thought 716 00:36:29.590 --> 00:36:31.469 you were right when you said it, but this suggests 717 00:36:31.510 --> 00:36:36.239 something else, that the Republicans and the Democrats, everybody who 718 00:36:36.260 --> 00:36:38.280 voted for Trump just sat out this election. 719 00:36:38.739 --> 00:36:39.219 But J.D. 720 00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:43.059 Vance, in a tweet that seems to distance him from 721 00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:45.480 Trump as he probably gets ready to run for president 722 00:36:45.500 --> 00:36:50.519 next cycle, He said that their own pollsters and pollsters 723 00:36:50.539 --> 00:36:55.039 he trusts said that their voters from last cycle actually 724 00:36:55.099 --> 00:36:58.150 did turn out and voted for Democrats. He says, I 725 00:36:58.210 --> 00:37:00.929 asked the smartest data guy I know, does this mean 726 00:37:00.949 --> 00:37:02.909 we're going to shock the world? Because they had some 727 00:37:02.949 --> 00:37:05.989 good polling numbers. And that pollster told him, no, we 728 00:37:06.050 --> 00:37:08.510 might do better than the polls suggest. But the data 729 00:37:08.570 --> 00:37:11.010 is telling us that a lot of Trump slash Vance 730 00:37:11.010 --> 00:37:14.320 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the 731 00:37:14.380 --> 00:37:17.769 other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may 732 00:37:17.849 --> 00:37:21.570 not vote for us. And Vance said, that looks prophetic now. 733 00:37:21.750 --> 00:37:24.550 Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the 734 00:37:24.610 --> 00:37:28.590 electorate was nine points more Republican than Democrat, just a 735 00:37:28.659 --> 00:37:32.840 couple of points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly, there were places 736 00:37:32.900 --> 00:37:35.119 we could have done better on turnout, but the main 737 00:37:35.179 --> 00:37:38.400 problem was not turnout. The main problem is that many 738 00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:42.329 people who voted for Trump, Vance, and 2024 voted for 739 00:37:42.449 --> 00:37:44.929 Democrats in 26. And then he goes on to say 740 00:37:44.949 --> 00:37:46.690 there's going to be a lot of infighting as we 741 00:37:46.769 --> 00:37:49.289 kind of, you know, pick over the corpse of what 742 00:37:49.369 --> 00:37:52.659 was the Republican Party. He says the top four answers 743 00:37:53.579 --> 00:37:57.760 that Trump voters who switched and were angry gave about 744 00:37:57.820 --> 00:38:00.599 the things they cared about was one, end the war. Two, 745 00:38:00.940 --> 00:38:05.340 focus on cost of living slash inflation. Three, put America first, 746 00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:06.760 which is kind of all those other things. 747 00:38:06.780 --> 00:38:09.949 Johnny, basically, because he couldn't write this, dude, it should 748 00:38:09.989 --> 00:38:13.530 be Israel won Two is focused on cost of living. 749 00:38:14.010 --> 00:38:17.309 Like three out of the four are Israel issues. Yes. Yeah. 750 00:38:17.369 --> 00:38:17.820 No, that's it. 751 00:38:17.929 --> 00:38:21.119 Yeah. Like it should, I could have saved you the typing. 752 00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:24.860 Number one, our relationship with Israel. Number two, cost of living. 753 00:38:25.579 --> 00:38:25.960 That's it. 754 00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:29.159 Which is related, which is related though, because of tax. 755 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:31.739 I mean, because of gas prices, that's totally related to 756 00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:36.969 the war in Iran. It's all really related to that. Anyway, 757 00:38:36.989 --> 00:38:40.309 do you, he's clearly trying to, if you have, DeSantis 758 00:38:40.369 --> 00:38:43.550 now out there talking more freely than he ever has 759 00:38:43.630 --> 00:38:45.969 and kind of, you know, distancing himself from the whole 760 00:38:45.989 --> 00:38:50.050 Trump movement. Rubio will be next. Rubio will probably resign. 761 00:38:50.969 --> 00:38:54.710 And now Vance, while he's still, you know, in this administration, 762 00:38:54.809 --> 00:38:58.809 is kind of putting some distance between himself and Trump. 763 00:39:00.110 --> 00:39:02.380 It's going to be an interesting couple of years. 764 00:39:02.550 --> 00:39:07.090 Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely crazy, dude. It's absolutely, I mean, 765 00:39:07.170 --> 00:39:09.280 and I don't know if it gets any better. I 766 00:39:09.340 --> 00:39:11.820 really don't. I almost think it's going to get worse 767 00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:14.719 before it gets better. Again, when I froze out last time, 768 00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:17.719 if you think the Democrats are going to stop a war, 769

00:39:18.119 --> 00:39:21.480 you guys are nuts. You just saw APEC says they 770 00:39:21.500 --> 00:39:26.570 have 200 and something candidates that they got in. They're 771 00:39:26.630 --> 00:39:28.840 all going to be pro war. I mean that weird 772 00:39:28.860 --> 00:39:32.000 looking Jeffrey's guy. I mean, Johnny, does that not look 773 00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:36.639 like someone out of team America? I mean, it looks 774 00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:39.219 like a puppet face. Yeah. He's a weird dude. Yeah. 775 00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:42.280 He's a weird looking guy. He's got those weird ears 776 00:39:42.340 --> 00:39:46.110 and those weird eyes and those, his mouth is weird, dude. 777 00:39:46.230 --> 00:39:50.239 It's a weird face, dude. He's so Zionist. And then 778 00:39:50.260 --> 00:39:55.210 who's the other guy? Booker. Johnny, how about when somebody 779 00:39:55.269 --> 00:39:58.550 came on Tim Full Hat and talked about how Booker 780 00:39:59.050 --> 00:40:02.750 was the guy who started the Zionist secret society at 781 00:40:02.809 --> 00:40:07.309 Yale or Harvard? Like how crazy? He's not even Jewish. Yeah, 782 00:40:07.329 --> 00:40:09.690 look at that, dude. Look at that one right there, bro. Oh, yeah, 783 00:40:09.750 --> 00:40:13.170 right there. Look at that. That looks like a Halloween costume. 784 00:40:13.929 --> 00:40:16.070 He looks like, yeah, he looks like a day Walker 785 00:40:16.090 --> 00:40:17.789 or something. He was like, it looks like. 786 00:40:17.650 --> 00:40:21.929 A redneck tried to make an Obama Halloween costume and 787 00:40:22.030 --> 00:40:26.710 failed miserably, like exaggerated everything. My dick is this big. 788 00:40:27.190 --> 00:40:30.809 That's what he looks like. He's doing. Uh, I've taken 789 00:40:30.989 --> 00:40:37.340 this much Zio dick this much today. Oh boy. 790 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:41.110 Uh, yeah, it's, it's, uh, I'm not looking forward to it. 791 00:40:41.179 --> 00:40:44.400 I mean, and then the Lindsay Grant thing here, Of 792 00:40:44.500 --> 00:40:48.139 all the dumb decisions, maybe the dumbest was running Lindsey 793 00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:52.699 Graham's sister. I mean, the only less American thing they 794 00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:56.239 could have done was just pretend Lindsey Graham didn't die 795 00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:58.059 and run him like they do in North Korea, you know, 796 00:40:58.079 --> 00:40:58.539 where they lie. 797 00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:02.000 Run AI Ladybug, dude. I wonder if you made an 798 00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:05.619 AI of Ladybug, would he have his little butt warts 799 00:41:05.699 --> 00:41:05.960 in there? 800 00:41:06.750 --> 00:41:09.650 Now, we didn't play... I think it's not... It's a 801 00:41:09.670 --> 00:41:14.070 little too hot for YouTube, but that, if you care 802 00:41:14.250 --> 00:41:18.090 and want to hear about all the weird shit Lindsey 803 00:41:18.130 --> 00:41:20.780 Graham was into, there is a video out there where 804 00:41:20.820

--> 00:41:25.079 they interviewed these escorts, rent boys, whatever. 805 00:41:25.099 --> 00:41:27.059 Why were you afraid to say escorts? What would you 806 00:41:27.139 --> 00:41:29.780 all call them? Ladyboys of the night? 807 00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:31.460 Do men call themselves escorts? 808 00:41:32.139 --> 00:41:34.860 Yeah, they're escorts. They do. Okay. I thought that was 809 00:41:34.900 --> 00:41:39.610 just a feminine... politically correct term for whore. 810 00:41:40.010 --> 00:41:42.599 Yeah these these male rent boys uh. 811 00:41:43.090 --> 00:41:46.019 Rent boys there we go get weird. 812 00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:48.300 Let's now here's the question sam do you view them 813 00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:52.510 as rat finks because you're always against ratting yes uh 814 00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:55.650 so is it what they did even after he died 815 00:41:56.030 --> 00:42:00.210 yes uh is that is that shitty yes okay even 816 00:42:00.269 --> 00:42:00.690 if he's. 817 00:42:00.610 --> 00:42:05.429 Evil Well, because that sets a precedence for other people. 818 00:42:05.510 --> 00:42:06.780 I agree. 819 00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.219 Back when the ACLU was good, before it got co-opted 820 00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:17.059 and just became a progressive watchdog, attack dog, right? They 821 00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:19.199 would defend the worst of the worst. You would see 822 00:42:19.219 --> 00:42:23.070 comics talking about, oh, they only defend pedophiles now. And 823 00:42:23.110 --> 00:42:26.070 it's like, you have to defend the worst of the 824 00:42:26.190 --> 00:42:30.159 worst now. And make sure the law is followed for 825 00:42:30.179 --> 00:42:32.440 the worst of the worst because eventually be used for 826 00:42:32.500 --> 00:42:36.469 the normal people. So my whole thing is like, if 827 00:42:36.510 --> 00:42:39.469 you let these escorts start snitching, they're going to start 828 00:42:39.489 --> 00:42:42.389 snitching on everybody. And the whole thing is like, here's 829 00:42:42.429 --> 00:42:44.440 some cash. Shut the fuck up. 830 00:42:44.650 --> 00:42:46.710 I assume that's the blackmail they have on him. Was 831 00:42:46.769 --> 00:42:50.099 that that compromise? And if they freed him. 832 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:53.179 Of that, I should never worry about being blackmailed about 833 00:42:53.219 --> 00:42:56.099 being gay is Lindsey Graham. Like, but you know how 834 00:42:56.119 --> 00:42:56.579 that works. 835 00:42:56.619 --> 00:42:57.420 He doesn't realize it. 836 00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:01.159 Lindsey Graham is the only guy that didn't want anyone 837 00:43:01.179 --> 00:43:04.099 to know he was gay because everyone knew he was gay. Yeah, exactly. 838 00:43:04.539 --> 00:43:07.699 You had speed left in your b-hole, dude. Like, nobody cares. 839 00:43:08.340 --> 00:43:10.960 Yeah. While he was drifting off, I'm sure somebody was. 840 00:43:10.940 --> 00:43:15.420 Like, it's okay. Dude, we don't care. You like to 841 00:43:15.460

--> 00:43:16.099 get plowed. 842 00:43:17.210 --> 00:43:19.150 Dude, I don't remember who it was, or I would 843 00:43:19.170 --> 00:43:20.989 pull the clip, but somebody was on Fox the other 844 00:43:21.030 --> 00:43:23.659 day talking about Lindsey Graham, and they were like, yeah, 845 00:43:23.699 --> 00:43:26.360 he's looking down on us from heaven, maybe. 846 00:43:27.219 --> 00:43:28.860 You think Lindsey Graham went to heaven? 847 00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.099 But the other guy, it was like Bret Baier or 848 00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:34.480 somebody was like, oh, he's in heaven. It was like 849 00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:35.159 the funniest thing. 850 00:43:35.539 --> 00:43:40.179 You think Lindsey Graham got to heaven? It's becoming like 851 00:43:40.300 --> 00:43:43.500 the NBA Hall of Fame. It's just like anyone can 852 00:43:43.539 --> 00:43:43.809 get in. 853 00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:47.400 I hope it's that way. The more the merrier. Not 854 00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:48.840 Lindsey Graham. 855 00:43:49.099 --> 00:43:49.760 Actually, you know what? 856 00:43:49.820 --> 00:43:52.219 No, I would never speak about anybody's eternal soul. 857 00:43:53.340 --> 00:43:58.079 Johnny, thank you. You almost lost your Christian values. I'll 858 00:43:58.099 --> 00:44:02.309 tell you what. My favorite place to... Oh, I love Tempo. 859 00:44:02.769 --> 00:44:04.170 I have no segue for that. 860 00:44:04.610 --> 00:44:07.730 With Thanksgiving coming up, cooking a regular dinner during the 861 00:44:07.750 --> 00:44:10.429 week is just not in the cards for me right now, bro. 862 00:44:11.130 --> 00:44:14.699 Tempo is what has been keeping me fed while everything 863 00:44:14.780 --> 00:44:20.190 else piles up. Tempo delivers fresh, chef-crafted, dietician-approved meals right 864 00:44:20.210 --> 00:44:23.369 to your door. 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Brand caught a lot 898 00:46:10.909 --> 00:46:14.329 of attention for speaking out against woke policies several years ago. 899 00:46:14.869 --> 00:46:17.610 Some say the judge and prosecution did not like him 900 00:46:17.670 --> 00:46:20.530 and had other motives. But nonetheless, this verdict handed down 901 00:46:20.969 --> 00:46:22.030 just a few moments ago. 902 00:46:24.190 --> 00:46:30.010 Johnny, this case is insane. Yes. 903 00:46:30.690 --> 00:46:32.449 Do you have the facts? Because I can pull them up. 904 00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:34.969 I mean, you want to read them, and then I'll 905 00:46:35.050 --> 00:46:37.889 give you my breakdown. 906 00:46:38.969 --> 00:46:42.760 There's so much. Okay, so this is Keith Woods. He 907 00:46:42.960 --> 00:46:46.619 breaks it down quite well. Bran met a fan at 908 00:46:46.739 --> 00:46:50.579 one of his gigs in 2009, invited her backstage. She 909 00:46:50.619 --> 00:46:54.380 had a consensual threesome with him. She even used her 910 00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:56.139 tongue on his butt. 911 00:46:56.909 --> 00:47:00.000 Johnny, he didn't even know her name. 912 00:47:00.659 --> 00:47:04.519 Within moments of meeting him. She ate his ass and 913 00:47:04.599 -->

00:47:07.880 he didn't even ask her name. That's what we're dealing 914 00:47:07.900 --> 00:47:11.269 with right now. Days later, Brand invited her to his 915 00:47:11.309 --> 00:47:15.809 house for sex. She agreed to that. The Times attacked 916 00:47:16.090 --> 00:47:19.750 Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right-wing 917 00:47:19.769 --> 00:47:23.019 conspiracy theorist. The Times and Channel 4 collaborated for a 918 00:47:23.039 --> 00:47:26.719 big documentary to expose him in 23. the time said 919 00:47:26.739 --> 00:47:30.380 uh it had the allegation since 2019 this is interesting 920 00:47:30.739 --> 00:47:33.800 the time knew about those allegations since 2019 but waited 921 00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:37.329 until his political shift to release them for some reason 922 00:47:37.369 --> 00:47:39.889 now that flies in the face of those who've said 923 00:47:39.969 --> 00:47:44.170 that he was shifting to the right in defense or 924 00:47:44.230 --> 00:47:47.449 in preparation for these allegations but this is suggesting that 925 00:47:47.489 --> 00:47:49.670 the times only ever released them if he had stayed 926 00:47:49.710 --> 00:47:51.309 on the left they would never have released them and 927 00:47:51.349 --> 00:47:53.989 maybe he didn't want to have compromising material out there. 928 00:47:53.849 --> 00:47:56.469 He knows what he like you gotta think about when 929 00:47:56.489 --> 00:47:58.550 he makes his turn is right in the middle of 930 00:47:58.570 --> 00:48:03.230 the me too he knows that he's like it's just 931 00:48:03.269 --> 00:48:05.489 gotten to the point where if you do kinky shit 932 00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:07.119 you can be in trouble. 933 00:48:07.409 --> 00:48:09.719 Yeah and now we should say complainants for his criminal 934 00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:13.699 case all came forward after that doc dropped some contacted 935 00:48:14.099 --> 00:48:16.880 and some were encouraged by journalists to come forward the 936 00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:21.300 jury concludes that when a woman 17 years ago consented 937 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:26.219 to to everything except the butt stuff. That was what 938 00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:27.480 got him the big R. 939 00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:32.360 That came out that that's not true. That witness is 940 00:48:33.139 --> 00:48:35.809 a witness in the threesome said she was down with it. 941 00:48:36.559 --> 00:48:39.760 Right, but what I'm saying is this is recapping what 942 00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:41.550 he was convicted of. This is what they found him 943 00:48:41.570 --> 00:48:46.150 guilty of. The R charge is bundled with other assault charges, 944 00:48:46.250 --> 00:48:50.969 including him grabbing a woman's boobies, which they concluded was forced. 945 00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:55.300 and the woman then gave him oral sex, which was 946 00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:59.079 not forced, the jury concluded. So she did want him 947 00:48:59.099 --> 00:49:01.469 to grab the boobie, but she did later want to 948 00:49:01.510 --> 00:49:04.429 give him a beach. That's a little confusing. He now 949 00:49:04.469 --> 00:49:07.349 faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail. 950 00:49:07.949 --> 00:49:13.750 Well, the R word, Johnny, gets you life. If he 951 00:49:13.789 --> 00:49:16.469 got convicted on any of those other things, it would 952 00:49:16.489 --> 00:49:21.340 be life. So then, Megan, whatever, name is the, the 953 00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:27.159 hot blonde Megan Kelly, Megan Kelly points out that when 954 00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:30.170 they contacted her, she said, I don't have much of 955 00:49:30.250 --> 00:49:33.190 a case. I was young and dumb. Okay. 956 00:49:33.230 --> 00:49:35.989 Here's that right here. Megan Kelly tweets, she admitted that 957 00:49:36.030 --> 00:49:38.610 within moments of meeting Russell, this is what we said before, 958 00:49:38.650 --> 00:49:42.489 she used her tongue on his b-hole as another woman 959 00:49:42.550 --> 00:49:46.139 was filleting him. Oh, wow. Must be exciting. She hadn't 960 00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:49.760 even been introduced. Later, she went to his place, excited 961 00:49:49.880 --> 00:49:53.480 for the boning, which they had, which did happen. The 962 00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:57.860 two then discussed butt stuff before that happened. She said, 963 00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:01.500 first time doing that, her friend testified that the accuser 964 00:50:01.579 --> 00:50:05.010 admitted that she had agreed to it. She told RB 965 00:50:05.070 --> 00:50:09.769 to take it easy. RB testified that they watched TV 966 00:50:09.809 --> 00:50:14.349 together after. When a reporter first contacted this accuser about Russell, 967 00:50:14.730 --> 00:50:17.650 she said, I'm not sure my story has much in it. 968 00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:21.659 I was an idiot, young and stupid, probably as much 969 00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:26.420 to blame. Is that really the best evidence? Because if 970 00:50:26.500 --> 00:50:27.920 that's it, this is a witch hunt. 971 00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:32.469 Listen, I want to talk to the ladies in the crowd. 972 00:50:33.579 --> 00:50:36.800 for them in the audience who are very cool people 973 00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:40.530 and this isn't directed at you here we are again 974 00:50:42.309 --> 00:50:48.130 having the same conversation about the Cornell 7 okay I'm 975 00:50:48.190 --> 00:50:52.260 being dead serious when I say this if you don't 976 00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:59.980 get this right and push back on this consent check 977 00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:07.070 on me later bullshit We're just going to start humping robots. Dude, 978 00:51:07.110 --> 00:51:09.269 it's what Andrew Wilson was talking about last week. Andrew 979 00:51:09.289 --> 00:51:12.809 Wilson's totally right. We're just going to start banging robots, dude. 980 00:51:13.510 --> 00:51:18.210 I'm telling you, this is getting out of control. And 981 00:51:18.250 --> 00:51:22.750 the fact that they ride this thing all the

way 982 00:51:23.070 --> 00:51:31.980 to his conviction is absolutely insanity. We're going to bang robots. 983 00:51:32.460 --> 00:51:39.360 Do you understand this? We're going to start saucing up robots. 984 00:51:40.340 --> 00:51:44.559 If you don't get your team in line. 985 00:51:45.719 --> 00:51:46.659 Think about the maintenance. 986 00:51:47.050 --> 00:51:47.159 Ugh. 987 00:51:47.829 --> 00:51:48.269 The cleaning. 988 00:51:48.309 --> 00:51:48.650 No, dude. 989 00:51:48.670 --> 00:51:50.690 It's going to be one of those self-cleaning things. Just 990 00:51:50.710 --> 00:51:51.170 kind of like. 991 00:51:51.250 --> 00:51:51.469 Oh, okay. 992 00:51:51.489 --> 00:51:54.630 Nevermind. I'm in. Guys, it's like, hey, whose pussy is this? 993 00:51:54.869 --> 00:51:56.590 You don't want to take care of that pussy. It 994 00:51:56.670 --> 00:51:59.130 is a lot of work. That's why we pay for 995 00:51:59.190 --> 00:52:02.880 dinner and all your flowers and all that stuff for 996 00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:05.780 you to maintain that shit. You don't want that stuff. 997 00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:07.920 What do you think of the timing of this coming 998 00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:12.630 right on the heels of the midterms? Is that suspicious 999 00:52:12.670 --> 00:52:13.949 to you at all or is it just coincidence? 1000 00:52:16.420 --> 00:52:18.300 Do you, I mean, do you think Britain did this 1001 00:52:18.340 --> 00:52:22.780 for American politics or is this just more, more war, 1002 00:52:23.340 --> 00:52:27.840 more another log on the cultural war fighters? I mean, like, dude, 1003 00:52:27.900 --> 00:52:31.980 this just activates crazy people. And if you have, if ladies, 1004 00:52:32.400 --> 00:52:36.900 if you have sons, if you have sons, yeah, this 1005 00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:42.300 is awful. Everyone's always thinking about girl. Oh, we got 1006 00:52:42.500 --> 00:52:44.800 to protect girls. Yeah, we do. Guess who else we 1007 00:52:44.820 --> 00:52:49.829 got to protect? Boys from crazy girls. If this continues, 1008 00:52:50.170 --> 00:52:53.829 you are setting your sons up that everywhere they walk into, 1009 00:52:54.090 --> 00:52:56.269 they automatically have two strikes against them. 1010 00:52:57.630 --> 00:53:00.989 Are you frozen again, bro? I went to at the 1011 00:53:01.010 --> 00:53:05.510 Hollywood Bowl, the Aerosmith show, which is thought to be 1012 00:53:05.550 --> 00:53:08.429 maybe their last show. They had scheduled a farewell tour 1013 00:53:08.449 --> 00:53:12.889 a couple of years ago. And Steven Tyler, like, fractured his... 1014 00:53:13.469 --> 00:53:16.590 larynx or something from singing uh you know his vocal 1015 00:53:16.610 --> 00:53:19.030 cords were shredded and there was some talk that he 1016 00:53:19.070 --> 00:53:22.110 may never sing again and then slowly over the past 1017 00:53:22.150 --> 00:53:24.969 couple of years oh they actually then rescheduled those dates 1018 00:53:25.050 --> 00:53:29.230 and then canceled them again now i had uh i 1019 00:53:29.269 --> 00:53:31.849 had tickets to that farewell tour oh this is funny 1020 00:53:31.889 --> 00:53:34.170 sam's in here twice now the frozen sam and. 1021 00:53:34.110 --> 00:53:37.210 Then i don't know i don't know how to do this. 1022 00:53:37.090 --> 00:53:39.809 That's the weirdest thing i've ever seen um Do you 1023 00:53:39.829 --> 00:53:42.650 want to finish that? I was just vamping while talking 1024 00:53:42.670 --> 00:53:42.969 about Eric. 1025 00:53:43.469 --> 00:53:47.820 I mean, dude, it's like this is a depopulation agenda. 1026 00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:51.599 Do you know how hard it is to get men 1027 00:53:51.659 --> 00:53:55.380 to not want to hit on chicks? It is at 1028 00:53:56.840 --> 00:54:00.579 the deepest fiber of our existence is to hit on women. 1029 00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:02.340 As primal as it gets. 1030 00:54:02.840 --> 00:54:06.409 And then the Shane Gillis stuff. Oh, dude, I'm not 1031 00:54:06.449 --> 00:54:08.650 dressed like a whore. You're dressed like a whore. I mean, 1032 00:54:08.730 --> 00:54:11.210 that's why you're dressed like that. So we look at 1033 00:54:11.250 --> 00:54:15.469 you and now we've demonized that. And it's like this, 1034 00:54:15.889 --> 00:54:20.780 this instinctual thing within women where it's like women don't 1035 00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:23.019 like other women until it comes to men. And then 1036 00:54:23.059 --> 00:54:26.019 they team up and then they go after guys. So, 1037 00:54:26.500 --> 00:54:29.199 you know, I mean, it's just a crazy thing, dude. 1038 00:54:31.570 --> 00:54:31.730 Yep. 1039 00:54:32.019 --> 00:54:35.119 I mean, guys, I'm so happy I'm at my age, dude, 1040 00:54:35.179 --> 00:54:37.199 even though my hips hurt and my knees are fucked. 1041 00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:38.989 I am so I am. 1042 00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:39.550 I am. 1043 00:54:39.949 --> 00:54:42.829 I couldn't deal with this shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1044 00:54:42.849 --> 00:54:44.909 Yeah. 1045 00:54:44.969 --> 00:54:47.829 I'm losing Jackie again. I lost her before. I'm a 1046 00:54:47.829 --> 00:54:52.230 loser again. I'm sorry, dude. It's like it's like this 1047 00:54:52.329 --> 00:54:54.070 gaslighting going on right now. 1048 00:54:55.409 --> 00:54:58.230 Are you on Wi-Fi, by the way? Are you plugged in? 1049 00:54:58.550 --> 00:55:02.360 Well, I tried to plug in and it didn't do anything. Okay. 1050 00:55:02.409 --> 00:55:03.369 All right. All right. 1051 00:55:03.389 --> 00:55:05.590 We'll just, we'll live with this for now. It's just the, 1052 00:55:05.730 --> 00:55:08.289 every time you really get the cooking, it like stops. 1053 00:55:08.309 --> 00:55:08.570 Yeah. 1054 00:55:08.690 --> 00:55:11.849 I mean, it's so obvious what they're doing. Yeah. 1055 00:55:12.050 --> 00:55:12.269 Yeah. 1056 00:55:12.329 --> 00:55:14.230 Yeah. Um, yeah. 1057 00:55:14.250 --> 00:55:16.929 So Russell brand now, the interesting thing to me will 1058 00:55:16.969 -->

00:55:20.760 be to see if he remains committed to his Christian 1059 00:55:20.820 --> 00:55:24.880 values and this right wing thing after his conviction. And, 1060 00:55:24.900 --> 00:55:27.639 you know, once he starts serving jail time, uh, because 1061 00:55:27.699 --> 00:55:31.000 that's when that will do, if it was a genuine conversion, uh, 1062 00:55:31.429 --> 00:55:34.119 It will do him the most good when he's in 1063 00:55:34.179 --> 00:55:38.139 that dark place and in prison and stuff. He will 1064 00:55:38.179 --> 00:55:40.920 have that to lean on if it was a genuine 1065 00:55:40.980 --> 00:55:43.719 conversion and not cynical. So it will be interesting to 1066 00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:47.219 see if he sticks to it. Because if he is 1067 00:55:47.340 --> 00:55:51.429 what he used to be, he'll just be... He'll go 1068 00:55:51.929 --> 00:55:52.570 gay for the state. 1069 00:55:52.590 --> 00:55:56.230 Hell yeah, dude. The only problem is whose ass? His 1070 00:55:56.289 --> 00:55:57.250 or the other guy's? 1071 00:55:57.570 --> 00:55:58.489 That's an excellent question. 1072 00:55:58.530 --> 00:56:00.269 I mean, he's a pretty dude. I would go get 1073 00:56:00.289 --> 00:56:02.630 my hair cut right now. Yeah, bro. You got to 1074 00:56:02.670 --> 00:56:05.559 go bald fast, man. Yeah, shave that head right now. 1075 00:56:06.460 --> 00:56:07.880 Do not go in there with lady hair. 1076 00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:10.400 No, and he used to have weird teeth. I bet 1077 00:56:10.420 --> 00:56:11.920 he's wishing he didn't get those veneers now. 1078 00:56:12.699 --> 00:56:17.570 Oh, yeah, dude. I would rather have I would rather have, like, 1079 00:56:17.630 --> 00:56:20.969 I would get my stuff just fucking filed down. 1080 00:56:20.989 --> 00:56:21.469 Filed down? 1081 00:56:21.570 --> 00:56:24.030 Like, Philopteraptor teeth. Come in there just. 1082 00:56:26.389 --> 00:56:27.909 Oh, that's the worst. 1083 00:56:27.929 --> 00:56:32.869 Oof. A teething. Okay, some of the girls are getting 1084 00:56:32.889 --> 00:56:37.050 in fights now. Ladies, please. They're breaking this down. Let 1085 00:56:37.070 --> 00:56:39.730 them do it. Now we're having fights in the chats. 1086 00:56:40.210 --> 00:56:43.360 Let's not fight. Just know I'm right about everything. 1087 00:56:43.989 --> 00:56:46.239 I'll briefly hit the Aerosmith thing since I brought it up. 1088 00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:47.880 So they had scheduled a farewell tour a. 1089 00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:50.400 Couple of years ago. Oh, I got a story to tell, too. Okay. 1090 00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:53.940 My first concert, rock and roll concert, was Aerosmith. So 1091 00:56:53.960 --> 00:56:55.579 I always had a soft spot for them. I'm going 1092 00:56:55.599 --> 00:56:58.420 to make this quick. They had scheduled a farewell tour, 1093 00:56:58.460 --> 00:56:59.619 and I kind of wanted to go to that because 1094 00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:02.639 my first concert, I wanted to see their last. By 1095 00:57:02.659 --> 00:57:04.139 the way, you can say what you want about their 1096 00:57:04.460 --> 00:57:06.960 80s and 90s stuff. Their 70s stuff is just great 1097 00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:07.760 rock and roll, dude. 1098 00:57:08.139 --> 00:57:08.639 It's just good. 1099 00:57:09.539 --> 00:57:10.159 Say whatever you want. 1100 00:57:10.610 --> 00:57:10.780 And. 1101 00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:14.960 Steven Tyler like fractured his larynx or something from singing 1102 00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:18.630 so aggressively. Uh, they were saying off other dudes could be, 1103 00:57:18.829 --> 00:57:23.000 I won't deny that. Uh, and then they rescheduled it, 1104 00:57:23.070 --> 00:57:24.889 canceled it again. And then they were like, you know what? 1105 00:57:24.949 --> 00:57:28.449 Aerosmith is done. We've retired from touring. Uh, then there 1106 00:57:28.469 --> 00:57:30.519 started to be rumors a couple of years later about 1107 00:57:30.579 --> 00:57:33.300 him appearing at little private events at people's houses, singing 1108 00:57:33.320 --> 00:57:35.760 a song here and there, and that he sounded pretty good. 1109 00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:38.230 And then out of nowhere a month ago, uh, They 1110 00:57:38.269 --> 00:57:41.380 announced two dates at the Hollywood Bowl called Aerosmith and 1111 00:57:41.469 --> 00:57:44.300 Friends that a lot of people think are like they're 1112 00:57:44.340 --> 00:57:46.199 felt kind of like that Aussie thing where they had 1113 00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:48.179 that big fate for him and then he was gone 1114 00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:53.860 after that. And so you see the lineup. It's Run DMC. 1115 00:57:54.179 --> 00:57:57.650 It's Guns N' Roses. It's Black Crows. Pretty cool lineup. 1116 00:57:58.389 --> 00:58:01.449 I went Sunday. Now, the Thursday before the Sunday, the 1117 00:58:01.489 --> 00:58:04.730 Thursday show, Bill Burr emceed both of them. Burr said 1118 00:58:04.929 --> 00:58:07.369 that these were probably their last two shows or that 1119 00:58:07.409 --> 00:58:10.510 they were their last two shows. Then on the Sunday 1120 00:58:10.530 --> 00:58:13.730 when I was there, Steven Tyler gets on stage and 1121 00:58:13.789 --> 00:58:16.230 is clearly pissed that Burr said this and just starts 1122 00:58:16.289 --> 00:58:21.829 roasting Bill Burr. He calls Bill Burr the Charlie Brown 1123 00:58:21.849 --> 00:58:26.630 of Boston. He shits on him for the social reckoning. 1124 00:58:26.670 --> 00:58:29.809 Nobody's seeing the social reckoning. And it's pretty clear that 1125 00:58:29.849 --> 00:58:33.489 he's written these jokes into a teleprompter since Thursday because 1126 00:58:33.530 --> 00:58:37.489 he was pissed off and wanted to roast Burr. And 1127 00:58:37.849 --> 00:58:41.360 somebody finally caught a little bit of Burr's reaction to this. 1128 00:58:41.780 --> 00:58:43.579 And he calls him a puss. That's the other thing. 1129 00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:45.579 He's like, where's Bill Burr? He's not here, that

puss. 1130 00:58:46.400 --> 00:58:50.340 This is Bill Burr clearly not enjoying being shit on 1131 00:58:50.380 --> 00:58:51.500 by Steven Tyler. 1132 00:58:53.619 --> 00:59:01.119 So Bill Burr said, these are our final shows, man. Oh, 1133 00:59:01.219 --> 00:59:05.889 poor Bill. I actually feel bad for him. I can't 1134 00:59:05.969 --> 00:59:13.699 even watch it. only be cockroaches, Aerosmith, and I guess 1135 00:59:13.739 --> 00:59:19.510 Bill Burr. Where are you? Oh, poor Bill. Is that 1136 00:59:19.550 --> 00:59:20.909 his wife in front of him? 1137 00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:25.380 Uh he goes on to make fun of uh to 1138 00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:27.840 make fun of bill burr like i say stephen tyler 1139 00:59:27.920 --> 00:59:29.820 flubbed the line though he goes i guess that's why 1140 00:59:29.860 --> 00:59:33.159 nobody watched the socal reckoning and it's the social reckoning 1141 00:59:33.179 --> 00:59:35.980 that movie was in he's like oh shit uh but 1142 00:59:36.030 --> 00:59:37.719 yeah he was pissed dude he was mad at burr 1143 00:59:37.739 --> 00:59:39.010 for saying that that was gonna be and it was 1144 00:59:39.050 --> 00:59:42.869 funny watching burr get shit on uh on the show 1145 00:59:42.909 --> 00:59:45.590 he was emceeing what are you doing what's up what's 1146 00:59:45.650 --> 00:59:49.489 up bro sam's off mic now talking to. 1147 00:59:49.469 --> 00:59:52.190 Somebody yeah i'm talking to the business. 1148 00:59:51.989 --> 00:59:55.710 Happening Talking to the boss. 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That Blue Chew Gold is fire, isn't it, Sam? 1169 01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:11.239 It's fire, dude. I'm rock hard. I took one right 1170 01:01:11.260 --> 01:01:13.699 before this. I like to get hard when I talk 1171 01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:14.239 to you, Johnny. 1172 01:01:14.610 --> 01:01:16.280 Tap your mic against it. Let's just hear that. 1173 01:01:17.780 --> 01:01:23.139 Damn, dude. Damn, bro. That's crazy. Why is this? Nope, 1174 01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:24.320 that's not me. That's you. 1175 01:01:24.699 --> 01:01:28.139 No, yeah, it's somebody trying to buy some land from me, apparently. 1176 01:01:28.179 --> 01:01:29.460 They've been calling like every hour. 1177 01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:31.090 Johnny, you got land to sell? 1178 01:01:31.829 --> 01:01:33.719 My grandpa, yeah, it's just in the middle of a 1179 01:01:33.780 --> 01:01:35.300 field in the country. 1180 01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:37.780 Johnny, I'll give you $ 20 for it right now on 1181 01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:41.000 the show. $ 20 for your grandpa's land. You just want 1182 01:01:41.019 --> 01:01:42.960 to go live in the middle of a cow pasture? Yeah, 1183 01:01:43.019 --> 01:01:44.679 I'll give you my Godzilla poster. 1184 01:01:45.219 --> 01:01:46.510 It's a flood zone, I'll tell you. 1185 01:01:46.860 --> 01:01:48.670 I'll take a flood zone right now. I just want 1186 01:01:48.690 --> 01:01:50.989 to be like, I got land. Did you go see 1187 01:01:51.010 --> 01:01:53.809 the new Godzilla yet? Godzilla minus zero. 1188 01:01:53.869 --> 01:01:54.389 Did you go see it? 1189 01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:58.280 I would love to, Johnny. The problem is I'm working 24-7. 1190 01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:04.619 People don't realize that. Someone just outbid me for $ 50, Johnny. $ 50? Oh, okay. 1191 01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:05.800 We got $ 50 here, $ 50 here. 1192 01:02:05.800 --> 01:02:13.869 $ 75, $ 75. We used to do illegal gambling before horse races. 1193 01:02:13.929 --> 01:02:18.010 It's called a Calcutta. You'd bid on horses, and if 1194 01:02:18.050 --> 01:02:19.670 that horse won, you would win a lot of money. 1195 01:02:20.079 --> 01:02:22.519 And as a kid, I loved that, man. Listening to 1196 01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:24.659 that guy go, now we got 50, we got 65 here, 1197 01:02:24.699 --> 01:02:27.920 now we got 55 here. I was sold. Johnny Woodard 1198 01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:28.300 over there. 1199 01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:30.489 It was the best, man. He had a really deep 1200 01:02:30.510 --> 01:02:33.130 Southern accent. My favorite thing is when they bounce it 1201 01:02:33.170 --> 01:02:36.840 off a guy that didn't even bid.

Yeah, yeah. $ 40, $ 55, $ 55, $ 55. 1202 01:02:36.610 --> 01:02:37.050 $ 50. 1203 01:02:36.829 --> 01:02:40.769 They're like, nobody bid, dude. Nobody bid. 1204 01:02:41.789 --> 01:02:42.730 Oh, it's full of scamming. 1205 01:02:42.750 --> 01:02:43.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1206 01:02:43.489 --> 01:02:43.840 For sure. 1207 01:02:44.090 --> 01:02:49.900 Especially those big auctions. It's 100% like a grift. You 1208 01:02:50.139 --> 01:02:50.880 said you had a story. 1209 01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:51.300 What's up, bro? 1210 01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:54.699 Okay, Johnny. So as you know, if I talk about 1211 01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:57.739 dog walking, walking my dog here in this town, have 1212 01:02:57.800 --> 01:02:58.559 I talked about this? 1213 01:02:58.940 --> 01:03:01.159 A time or two, but I don't think recently, no. 1214 01:03:01.389 --> 01:03:04.929 It's like crazy, right? It's either everything's half pit bull, right? 1215 01:03:05.469 --> 01:03:06.550 It's either half pit bull. 1216 01:03:07.570 --> 01:03:09.469 The only time I remember you talking about it was 1217 01:03:09.510 --> 01:03:11.369 the guy you thought was going to steal your pug. 1218 01:03:12.230 --> 01:03:15.150 No, that was during the Hollywood safari days. 1219 01:03:15.630 --> 01:03:16.559 Yeah, that was a long time ago. 1220 01:03:16.570 --> 01:03:21.190 Some giant black guy was like, is that an English bulldog? 1221 01:03:21.630 --> 01:03:23.849 I go, no, dude, it's a pug. Chill. 1222 01:03:23.889 --> 01:03:25.849 Yeah, bro, you should be able to tell the difference 1223 01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:28.300 between an English bulldog and a pug if you're going 1224 01:03:28.320 --> 01:03:29.139 to steal dogs. 1225 01:03:29.500 --> 01:03:34.159 That's very racial profile. I don't know. 1226 01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:37.579 We lost him again. By the way, he's Sam Tripoli 1227 01:03:37.659 --> 01:03:40.739 on all social media. Please leave a five-star review. You 1228 01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:43.670 have no idea. Do that in lieu of gifts for 1229 01:03:43.730 --> 01:03:46.619 Sam's birthday last week. Please leave a five-star review on 1230 01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:50.099 the show. Genuinely, Sam cares about nothing more. He's like Trump. 1231 01:03:50.139 --> 01:03:52.480 He cares about nothing more than the placement of this 1232 01:03:52.519 --> 01:03:55.110 show and the comedy rankings. So if you could please 1233 01:03:55.179 --> 01:03:58.250 right now, if you're listening or viewing right now, leave 1234 01:03:58.289 --> 01:04:01.489 a five-star review in whatever podcasting app you're in. It 1235 01:04:01.530 --> 01:04:04.230 would make Sam very happy, and it would genuinely, truly 1236 01:04:04.289 --> 01:04:06.349 help the show, and it would also tune your algorithm 1237 01:04:06.630 --> 01:04:08.610 to give you more good shit from Sam Tripoli. So 1238 01:04:09.250 --> 01:04:12.820 please do that as we wait for Sam's return. It 1239 01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:15.510 would be a great favor

to all of us. Sam 1240 01:04:15.530 --> 01:04:17.070 with his blazers. 1241 01:04:17.750 --> 01:04:18.269 Okay. 1242 01:04:18.429 --> 01:04:21.510 We heard nothing, bro. Uh, we, you just came back. 1243 01:04:21.550 --> 01:04:21.710 So. 1244 01:04:22.070 --> 01:04:26.300 Okay. So it's either half pit bulls and Jackie's like, oh, they're, they're, 1245 01:04:26.659 --> 01:04:30.940 they're misunderstood. Okay. Okay. I'm not saying pit bulls are bad. 1246 01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:34.500 Bad pit bulls have bad owners. Okay. So make no 1247 01:04:34.539 --> 01:04:35.300 doubts about that. 1248 01:04:35.579 --> 01:04:35.739 Yeah. 1249 01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:37.159 Like that family, their kid. 1250 01:04:37.260 --> 01:04:39.619 And everything is half pit bull, dude. It's like, I 1251 01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:41.940 think I saw a half pit bull, half kangaroo the 1252 01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:45.639 other day, dude. Pit bulls will sauce anything, dude. They're 1253 01:04:45.659 --> 01:04:50.980 like the NBA players of dogs, right? They'll be like, like, 1254 01:04:51.340 --> 01:04:53.219 I think that's why they're so pissed. They just have 1255 01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:56.659 a child support payments that they're pissed off. They got paid, dude. 1256 01:04:57.119 --> 01:05:01.380 So anyways, it's either pit bulls or it's, um, tiny 1257 01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:06.269 chicks with giant dogs. It's like, yeah. 1258 01:05:06.829 --> 01:05:08.530 Or giant guys with tiny dogs. 1259 01:05:08.630 --> 01:05:12.570 It's like a hundred pounds soaking wet, walking a grizzly bear. Right. 1260 01:05:13.309 --> 01:05:17.619 And like, They're also giant guys with tiny dogs. Yeah, 1261 01:05:17.699 --> 01:05:21.159 it's either giant guys with tiny dogs or tiny chicks 1262 01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:24.989 with giant dogs. Like a hundred pound chick walking a 1263 01:05:25.030 --> 01:05:27.550 grizzly bear. Yeah, I see it all the time. And 1264 01:05:27.590 --> 01:05:30.329 if it goes nuts, all she's going to be like, stop, Mr. Winkle. 1265 01:05:30.429 --> 01:05:33.590 Stop it. Mr. Winkle, stop. Stop. That's all she's going 1266 01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:36.820 to do. She can't do anything. So anyways, I'm walking 1267 01:05:36.860 --> 01:05:41.619 my dog. I walk my dog over to CVS. Bad move. 1268 01:05:41.699 --> 01:05:43.960 It's late night. For some reason, I'm walking my dog. 1269 01:05:44.610 --> 01:05:48.849 Go there. It is crack land, dude. It is Johnny. 1270 01:05:48.989 --> 01:05:52.929 It's crack land. I've never seen so many. It was like, 1271 01:05:52.949 --> 01:05:55.360 it was crack a con. It was like the. 1272 01:05:55.300 --> 01:05:57.920 Crack con 26. 1273 01:05:57.460 --> 01:05:59.800 Crack con dude. It was like, everyone showed up for 1274 01:05:59.820 --> 01:06:03.420 the crack party and it was like trying to maneuver. 1275 01:06:03.800 --> 01:06:05.559 It was like, were you triggered by that at all? 1276 01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:06.360 Were you triggered by that? 1277

01:06:06.940 --> 01:06:09.659 Like I'm going to smoke crack with them. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. 1278 01:06:09.679 --> 01:06:09.880 Yeah. 1279 01:06:09.900 --> 01:06:11.820 Were you like, Oh, let me get in this. No, 1280 01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:15.800 not at all, dude. I'm done. It was like Lord 1281 01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:18.679 of the Rings, but instead of dragons, it was crackheads. 1282 01:06:18.699 --> 01:06:22.519 You're trying to complete every level. So I get past 1283 01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:26.829 a bunch of them. They're all mean mugging me, dude. Okay. 1284 01:06:27.829 --> 01:06:34.230 So I'm getting towards the entrance of CVS. Suddenly, this 1285 01:06:34.429 --> 01:06:39.530 crackhead is power walking at me, staring at me. Oh, no. Johnny, 1286 01:06:40.210 --> 01:06:43.820 I think to myself inside my head, Oh, my God, 1287 01:06:43.860 --> 01:06:48.260 the crazies are out. And the crackhead says, say that 1288 01:06:48.300 --> 01:06:51.900 to my face. And I'm like, oh, my God, they 1289 01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:56.989 can read minds now. What? They smoke so much crack 1290 01:06:57.650 --> 01:07:02.590 that they have telepathic powers, dude. I'm like, oh, no, 1291 01:07:02.659 --> 01:07:08.250 he heard me, my thoughts. Dude. It's those schizos, man. 1292 01:07:08.289 --> 01:07:09.170 That's what people always say. 1293 01:07:09.210 --> 01:07:12.230 Those schizos are actually just channeling shit from other dimensions. 1294 01:07:12.550 --> 01:07:17.360 He heard my thoughts, Johnny. Well, can we get him 1295 01:07:17.440 --> 01:07:19.320 on the pod? Do you think he's still there? Can 1296 01:07:19.340 --> 01:07:20.800 we get him on the podcast? Do you think he's 1297 01:07:20.820 --> 01:07:21.829 still hanging out in that parking lot? 1298 01:07:21.840 --> 01:07:23.239 I don't think he wants to talk. 1299 01:07:24.219 --> 01:07:26.119 Well, you know what you should do? Just go in 1300 01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:28.159 there again and be like, think, do you want to 1301 01:07:28.179 --> 01:07:30.070 come on a podcast? And then if he goes like, yeah, 1302 01:07:30.110 --> 01:07:32.489 I'll come on your podcast, then we got a guest. 1303 01:07:32.510 --> 01:07:33.070 We got a booking. 1304 01:07:33.530 --> 01:07:37.699 So, Johnny... I run inside. He follows me in. I 1305 01:07:38.380 --> 01:07:40.960 start playing hide and go seek with a crackhead that 1306 01:07:40.980 --> 01:07:41.920 can read thoughts. 1307 01:07:43.219 --> 01:07:43.820 Oh, no. 1308 01:07:44.219 --> 01:07:46.219 And I'm like, oh, dude, if this guy can read 1309 01:07:46.260 --> 01:07:48.780 my mind, he can see through aisles, dude. He's got 1310 01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:52.880 to know where I am. And then thank God the 1311 01:07:52.940 --> 01:07:56.440 CBS I work with is all former IDF soldiers. And 1312 01:07:56.480 --> 01:08:00.079 this will be the only time you'll ever hear that. 1313 01:08:00.539 --> 01:08:04.110 Thank God it's all IDF soldiers. They don't put up 1314 01:08:04.130 --> 01:08:08.130 with that shit. They'll shoot kids. They'll crack a crackhead, dude. 1315 01:08:08.969 --> 01:08:10.630 And then I got out and I just, I went 1316 01:08:10.650 --> 01:08:13.010 the long way back. So I didn't have to walk 1317 01:08:13.050 --> 01:08:15.730 through crack con to get home. And I like, I'll 1318 01:08:15.769 --> 01:08:16.840 never do that again, dude. 1319 01:08:16.850 --> 01:08:18.689 That's crazy. You know, you should have done, you know 1320 01:08:18.720 --> 01:08:21.539 how you make your, your, your, your passwords to any 1321 01:08:21.579 --> 01:08:23.479 of your stuff on your computer. You make them like 1322 01:08:23.539 --> 01:08:26.600 super gay sounding so that the, the Arabs don't. 1323 01:08:26.619 --> 01:08:30.119 Interracial homo erotica are all of my passwords. 1324 01:08:30.670 --> 01:08:32.489 You should have done that in your brain, bro. You 1325 01:08:32.510 --> 01:08:35.329 should have gone super gay with, like, dicks and stuff to, like. 1326 01:08:35.350 --> 01:08:37.069 Freak him out. Oh, yeah, dude. I bet you got 1327 01:08:37.090 --> 01:08:41.109 a tasty dog and just watch him run off. What 1328 01:08:41.449 --> 01:08:44.029 if he's like, yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. You'd 1329 01:08:44.050 --> 01:08:45.479 like it. You just hear that voice from on the 1330 01:08:45.489 --> 01:08:46.760 other side of the CBS. Oh, no, my plan didn't work. 1331 01:08:48.619 --> 01:08:52.039 Meet me in the bathroom, dog. Yeah, dude, meet me 1332 01:08:52.100 --> 01:08:54.579 behind this dumpster. That's where I do all my damage. 1333 01:08:56.699 --> 01:09:00.460 That's crazy, man. Yeah, dude, it was scary. And days 1334 01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:02.579 like you talk to yourself, he probably heard you. I go, 1335 01:09:03.020 --> 01:09:05.079 I literally didn't say a word purposely. 1336 01:09:05.100 --> 01:09:08.539 Yeah, like you wouldn't know if you said something out loud. 1337 01:09:08.539 --> 01:09:11.529 100%, Johnny. 100%. Absolutely. 1338 01:09:12.369 --> 01:09:13.989 Oh, man. 1339 01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:15.050 I really wish. 1340 01:09:15.210 --> 01:09:17.710 I'm not even joking. Like, I wish we could track 1341 01:09:17.729 --> 01:09:20.710 this guy down because you just proved like telekinesis. we'll 1342 01:09:20.729 --> 01:09:22.789 be on the shadow of a doubt. We need, uh, 1343 01:09:22.909 --> 01:09:26.300 or telepathy rather. Uh, we, we need that bro. 1344 01:09:27.340 --> 01:09:30.899 Cheap music gear is upset with our disgusting talk. Like, 1345 01:09:31.079 --> 01:09:34.000 why are you here, dude? We're so thankful that anyone 1346 01:09:34.020 --> 01:09:36.800 would listen to this dumb show. The fact that anyone 1347 01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:39.560 listens is amazing, but this is a show. 1348 01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:44.170 Which talk did he find offensive? Cheap music gear. Which 1349 01:09:44.210 --> 01:09:46.869 talk was it that you found most offensive? I'm just curious. 1350 01:09:47.829

--> 01:09:52.739 Uh, Yeah. Was it me having a homoerotic activities with crackheads? 1351 01:09:52.840 --> 01:09:53.880 Is that what upset you? 1352 01:09:53.899 --> 01:09:58.739 I'm really curious what he found most offensive. If you 1353 01:09:58.760 --> 01:10:00.729 could just hang with us long enough to give us that. 1354 01:10:01.010 --> 01:10:03.930 We're doing exit polling here as you leave. So if 1355 01:10:03.970 --> 01:10:04.470 we could just. 1356 01:10:04.970 --> 01:10:09.050 Yeah. What about our show upsets you the most? Please 1357 01:10:09.149 --> 01:10:12.010 get in the comments. Let us know. Best comments get read. 1358 01:10:12.409 --> 01:10:13.970 What about our show upsets you the most? 1359 01:10:14.810 --> 01:10:20.090 Yes, please, please, please, please. Gavin Newsom has commuted death sentences. 1360 01:10:20.810 --> 01:10:23.409 Everybody on death row now will be commuted to life 1361 01:10:24.710 --> 01:10:27.199 without the possibility of parole. What do you think of this, Sam? 1362 01:10:29.380 --> 01:10:32.460 I have an interesting take on it, and it's probably 1363 01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:35.500 not going to make people happy. I am in an 1364 01:10:35.760 --> 01:10:43.069 idealistic world pro-death penalty. In our reality, I'm anti-death penalty. 1365 01:10:44.430 --> 01:10:48.449 And I would rather a thousand guilty men get life 1366 01:10:48.909 --> 01:10:54.180 than one innocent guy get death. And these jurors are 1367 01:10:54.619 --> 01:10:55.819 absolutely idiots. 1368 01:10:55.840 --> 01:10:58.159 I don't think you said that quite right, but yeah, 1369 01:10:58.180 --> 01:11:00.579 I get what you're saying. You'd rather a thousand guilty 1370 01:11:00.619 --> 01:11:02.500 men go free than one innocent. 1371 01:11:02.470 --> 01:11:04.390 Man go to jail. No, I'd rather a thousand guilty 1372 01:11:04.430 --> 01:11:06.930 men get life in prison. 1373 01:11:06.949 --> 01:11:09.590 Well, yeah, obviously, but that's the perfect. But what they're 1374 01:11:09.609 --> 01:11:11.829 saying is you'd rather a thousand guilty men go free 1375 01:11:11.869 --> 01:11:13.229 than one innocent man go to jail. 1376 01:11:13.949 --> 01:11:17.380 No, I mean, what I'm really saying, I mean, I'm 1377 01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:21.340 really saying that I agree with what he did. Yeah, yeah. 1378 01:11:21.359 --> 01:11:24.500 Giving them life without parole is much better than putting 1379 01:11:24.699 --> 01:11:25.920 one innocent guy to death. 1380 01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:30.140 The chance that one man, and statistically, there is someone 1381 01:11:30.159 --> 01:11:32.279 innocent in that group, statistically. 1382 01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:33.020 Yes. 1383 01:11:34.699 --> 01:11:37.369 Yeah, I'm with you, even though he's a scumbag and 1384 01:11:38.170 --> 01:11:39.149 the worst person. 1385 01:11:39.789 --> 01:11:42.090 Governor. I don't think he's doing it for the reasons 1386 01:11:42.229 --> 01:11:44.130 we think it is. I think he's

doing it for 1387 01:11:44.149 --> 01:11:50.850 subversion and upset people. Of course. But ultimately, like, you know, 1388 01:11:50.890 --> 01:11:54.310 the story that came out was, I think it was 1389 01:11:54.409 --> 01:11:57.229 on either the first 48 or one of those crime 1390 01:11:57.270 --> 01:12:01.869 shows are the mom and the, uh, her boyfriend that 1391 01:12:01.949 --> 01:12:05.250 tortured that kid, like just one kid, they tortured one 1392 01:12:05.310 --> 01:12:07.930 kid and he died. Yeah. Yeah. 1393 01:12:09.220 --> 01:12:12.460 I make an exception for them. If they can really 1394 01:12:12.500 --> 01:12:15.000 prove that, I make an exception for that. 1395 01:12:15.800 --> 01:12:19.539 She played guilty so she didn't get the death penalty 1396 01:12:20.100 --> 01:12:23.439 and he went to trial and got the death penalty. 1397 01:12:25.640 --> 01:12:27.579 I'm okay with that, him getting it. 1398 01:12:27.979 --> 01:12:31.289 Again, we're playing this game where you want to throw 1399 01:12:31.350 --> 01:12:34.689 out the worst of the worst, which I get idealistically. 1400 01:12:35.289 --> 01:12:38.470 I get that. But there's going to be that guy 1401 01:12:38.510 --> 01:12:41.489 that just has a public defender, isn't smart enough to 1402 01:12:41.529 --> 01:12:45.479 defend himself, didn't have an actual chance, and he's going 1403 01:12:45.500 --> 01:12:47.659 to get the death penalty. Got framed. It happens. People 1404 01:12:47.680 --> 01:12:51.020 get framed, dude. That's a real thing. All the evidence 1405 01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:53.460 points to them. So there's this website. It's super creepy, Johnny. 1406 01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:56.250 You can go read all. 1407 01:12:56.279 --> 01:12:59.039 Is it called samtripley.com where your dates are, Sam? 1408 01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:05.779 Yes. Ymword.com. Okay. You can actually, um, it's a website 1409 01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:08.100 that you can read every guy that got put to 1410 01:13:08.140 --> 01:13:10.579 death or any person that got put to death, their 1411 01:13:10.619 --> 01:13:14.699 last statement. And some of them are crazy. And a 1412 01:13:14.729 --> 01:13:16.729 couple of them are like, you guys know, I didn't 1413 01:13:16.770 --> 01:13:19.329 do this. I did not do this. You're killing an 1414 01:13:19.409 --> 01:13:22.229 innocent man. Okay. 1415 01:13:22.250 --> 01:13:23.289 Let me see if I can find that. 1416 01:13:24.210 --> 01:13:26.810 Creepy as shit. Uh, okay. 1417 01:13:26.850 --> 01:13:31.890 There's something called last statement. Um, These are a couple 1418 01:13:31.939 --> 01:13:35.550 of them. It says, wait, hold on. Let me see 1419 01:13:35.569 --> 01:13:40.670 if I can find it. 82 sentences from last statement. Wow, 1420 01:13:40.750 --> 01:13:41.270 this is. 1421 01:13:43.770 --> 01:13:45.989 Dark, huh? What are they ranked in order? 1422 01:13:46.069 --> 01:13:46.770 What's the ranking? 1423 01:13:48.229 --> 01:13:50.609 Are they power ranking death statements, Johnny? 1424 01:13:51.090 --> 01:13:54.869 One guy says, this is James Clark, says, I don't know. 1425 01:13:55.470 --> 01:13:56.529 I don't know what to say. 1426 01:13:56.550 --> 01:13:57.310 I don't know. 1427 01:13:57.329 --> 01:13:59.670 I didn't know anybody was there. 1428 01:14:00.050 --> 01:14:00.409 Howdy. 1429 01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:02.119 That's a weird one. 1430 01:14:03.159 --> 01:14:05.199 That's like I did it, but I didn't mean to 1431 01:14:05.239 --> 01:14:05.529 do it. 1432 01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:08.859 Dominic Green has a lot longer. He says, yeah, man, 1433 01:14:08.890 --> 01:14:10.750 there's a lot of people there. There was a lot 1434 01:14:10.789 --> 01:14:12.310 of people that got me to this point, and I 1435 01:14:12.390 --> 01:14:14.649 can't thank them all. Wait, this is like he's receiving 1436 01:14:14.689 --> 01:14:17.550 an award or something. But thank you for your love 1437 01:14:17.590 --> 01:14:19.670 and support. They've all allowed me to do more than 1438 01:14:19.710 --> 01:14:21.250 I could have on my own. This is like he 1439 01:14:21.289 --> 01:14:25.409 just won the Academy Award for best murder or something. Sheila, 1440 01:14:25.449 --> 01:14:27.350 I wish I could have met you seven years ago. 1441 01:14:27.390 --> 01:14:30.460 It would have been a lot easier. Boy, this is okay. 1442 01:14:30.479 --> 01:14:31.140 That one's crazy. 1443 01:14:32.020 --> 01:14:36.010 Wow some of them are like you you know get 1444 01:14:36.020 --> 01:14:39.229 it over with some of them are like some of 1445 01:14:39.270 --> 01:14:44.069 them are like um this is dark johnny put this 1446 01:14:44.229 --> 01:14:47.430 up look at this crazy ass fucking movie that came 1447 01:14:47.510 --> 01:14:51.369 out hold on okay hold on and then we'll get 1448 01:14:51.409 --> 01:14:55.220 back to this look at this dude jonah hill better 1449 01:14:55.279 --> 01:14:57.319 watch what's jonah hill been up to. 1450 01:14:58.810 --> 01:15:01.890 Looks like we only have one left to go to jail. 1451 01:15:02.069 --> 01:15:02.770 Oh, oh, yeah. 1452 01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:05.520 Okay, so that's still from Get Him to the Greek, 1453 01:15:05.619 --> 01:15:08.479 and it's got Diddy in the back, Russell Brand on 1454 01:15:08.520 --> 01:15:11.859 the right, and then Jonah Hill, who can beat anybody's ass, apparently, 1455 01:15:12.100 --> 01:15:12.989 on the left. 1456 01:15:13.289 --> 01:15:14.310 Skinny Jonah Hill? 1457 01:15:14.930 --> 01:15:17.550 Yeah, Skinny Jonah Hill is coming for your next, bro. 1458 01:15:19.510 --> 01:15:23.260 Let's see. Napoleon Beasley. These are his last. He says, 1459 01:15:24.199 --> 01:15:26.859 the act I committed to put me here was not 1460 01:15:26.939 --> 01:15:30.939 just heinous. It was senseless. So he's taking responsibility. That's 1461 01:15:30.960 --> 01:15:31.300 a good one. 1462 01:15:31.479 --> 01:15:35.930 Good for him. Take that responsibility, sir. Lamont Reese. Yeah, mama.

1463 01:15:35.949 --> 01:15:37.789 I just want you to know I love you. I 1464 01:15:38.050 --> 01:15:39.989 want all of you to know I love you all. 1465 01:15:40.069 --> 01:15:42.539 I'm at peace. Yeah, do you have a link to the, 1466 01:15:42.600 --> 01:15:44.220 it'll take me for, there's like so many of these. 1467 01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:45.800 If you have one that where the guy's like, I. 1468 01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:47.930 Didn't do it. No, I mean, I read through it 1469 01:15:48.050 --> 01:15:50.050 one day. I don't know, I don't remember his name, 1470 01:15:50.069 --> 01:15:51.829 but he's like, you know, I didn't do this. You're 1471 01:15:51.850 --> 01:15:55.149 putting a death, paraphrasing here, you're putting death in an 1472 01:15:55.189 --> 01:15:55.750 innocent man. 1473 01:15:56.289 --> 01:16:01.869 Yeah, one guy did the, what, like the Lord's Prayer. 1474 01:16:02.470 --> 01:16:04.529 This guy says, yeah, warden, I just want to let 1475 01:16:04.590 --> 01:16:07.920 everybody know that this here is a tragedy. what happened 1476 01:16:07.939 --> 01:16:10.039 to the, then he names the people and what is 1477 01:16:10.079 --> 01:16:13.239 happening to me. Also, it's a tragedy. That is all warden. 1478 01:16:13.619 --> 01:16:13.779 Yeah. 1479 01:16:13.819 --> 01:16:15.420 You would, you would think some of these guys like 1480 01:16:15.460 --> 01:16:17.020 talk for a long time. You would think that that 1481 01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:18.239 would be the move, right? You just talk. 1482 01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:21.060 I would just keep going. They're like, they give you 1483 01:16:21.090 --> 01:16:23.270 the light. They give you the light, wrap it up. 1484 01:16:23.750 --> 01:16:25.670 The light, bro. I would be, I would be, I 1485 01:16:25.689 --> 01:16:29.090 would be Eddie Griffin. I would do a four hour 1486 01:16:29.569 --> 01:16:32.180 last statement. The light is the light. You know what 1487 01:16:32.199 --> 01:16:32.460 I'm saying? 1488 01:16:32.500 --> 01:16:34.760 The light that you're not supposed to walk into or 1489 01:16:34.800 --> 01:16:37.949 you are, that's the real light when you're doing the 1490 01:16:38.470 --> 01:16:43.510 ultimate improv. They are fixing to pump my veins with 1491 01:16:43.569 --> 01:16:48.979 a lethal drug. The American Veterinary Association won't even allow 1492 01:16:49.020 --> 01:16:51.760 to be used on dogs. I say I am worse 1493 01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:55.500 off than a dog. They want to kill me for this. 1494 01:16:55.720 --> 01:16:57.470 I am not the man that did this. 1495 01:16:57.779 --> 01:16:58.279 Fight on. 1496 01:16:58.319 --> 01:16:58.739 There it is. 1497 01:16:59.310 --> 01:16:59.829 Fight on. 1498 01:16:59.850 --> 01:17:02.170 I will see y'all again. That's all I can say. Yeah, 1499 01:17:02.210 --> 01:17:03.350 this guy says he didn't do it. 1500 01:17:04.689 --> 01:17:04.970 Yeah. 1501 01:17:05.569 --> 01:17:07.920 He says, Carlos is my friend. I didn't do it. 1502 01:17:08.470

--> 01:17:12.050 This is happening right now, and it's an injustice. This 1503 01:17:12.090 --> 01:17:15.529 doesn't solve anything. It will not bring back Carlos. Y'all 1504 01:17:15.590 --> 01:17:18.720 fought real hard to prove my innocence. This is only 1505 01:17:18.770 --> 01:17:19.350 the beginning. 1506 01:17:19.380 --> 01:17:21.720 No, it's literally the end, dude. 1507 01:17:22.300 --> 01:17:25.060 Yeah, it's quite literally the end. 1508 01:17:25.119 --> 01:17:28.479 It's literally the end. Very rarely will they carry on 1509 01:17:28.539 --> 01:17:31.720 looking for injustice for somebody that's passed away. 1510 01:17:32.180 --> 01:17:34.460 Join us next week as we read the last words 1511 01:17:34.500 --> 01:17:38.319 of serial killers on Broken Simulation, our running segment. Last 1512 01:17:38.380 --> 01:17:39.399 words of murderers. 1513 01:17:40.899 --> 01:17:43.739 Johnny, do another read. I gotta go to the bathroom. 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No 1544 01:19:27.859 --> 01:19:31.939 matter the company, AI chatbots were raving about the same 1545 01:19:32.000 --> 01:19:35.560 guy named Elias Thorne. He must be pretty fascinating, right? 1546 01:19:35.800 --> 01:19:38.000 Or at least he is on paper. Depending on the AI, 1547 01:19:38.060 --> 01:19:42.659 he's a lighthouse keeper, a clockmaker, a librarian, an explorer, 1548 01:19:43.060 --> 01:19:45.659 or the star of countless stories. He's appeared in books, 1549 01:19:45.979 --> 01:19:49.970 music listings, YouTube videos, and even health guides. You'd think 1550 01:19:49.989 --> 01:19:52.529 he was one of the most influential people on the planet. 1551 01:19:52.930 --> 01:19:53.550 But here's the thing. 1552 01:19:53.949 --> 01:19:55.069 He doesn't exist. 1553 01:19:55.569 --> 01:19:58.550 According to reporting by the fine folks at 404 Media, 1554 01:19:58.590 --> 01:20:01.659 researchers at Cornell said, may have figured out why large 1555 01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:05.260 language models have invented and keep telling tales of the 1556 01:20:05.300 --> 01:20:11.739 same fictional man, Elias Thorne. In a study examining roughly 20,000 1557 01:20:11.739 --> 01:20:18.989 AI-generated stories from all the big, large language models, including OpenAI, Anthropic, 1558 01:20:19.149 --> 01:20:22.210 and Google, the research team found that the same handful 1559 01:20:22.229 --> 01:20:26.369 of names and occupations kept cropping up, specifically names and 1560 01:20:26.430 --> 01:20:34.890 words like Elias, Mara, Alara, Lighthousekeeper, Clockmaker, and Librarian. They 1561 01:20:34.949 --> 01:20:40.729 showed up in 88% of stories. Elias, the Lighthousekeeper, appeared 1562 01:20:40.899 --> 01:20:46.380 in nearly two-thirds of those 20,000 AI-generated stories. Now, the 1563 01:20:46.439 --> 01:20:49.600 obvious explanation of this is that AI models learn the 1564 01:20:49.640 --> 01:20:52.279 same name from some book or from somewhere else that 1565 01:20:52.319 --> 01:20:55.300 was tangled in this web of internet culture, but researchers 1566 01:20:55.340 --> 01:20:57.729 could not find evidence of that, so the theory shifted. 1567 01:20:58.659 --> 01:21:01.529 This time to a side effect of AI safety and 1568 01:21:01.590 --> 01:21:05.069 alignment training. AI companies don't want to run afoul of

1569 01:21:05.529 --> 01:21:11.609 gigantic corporations that are notoriously litigious, like your Nintendos and Disneys, 1570 01:21:11.909 --> 01:21:16.170 for example. So they run it through training that steers 1571 01:21:16.210 --> 01:21:19.250 it away from copyrighted material. The same goes for any 1572 01:21:19.350 --> 01:21:22.850 risky adult material. All that training creates a shallow. 1573 01:21:22.729 --> 01:21:24.649 Report of resources. Oh, they don't want copyrighted adult material? 1574 01:21:24.829 --> 01:21:27.229 They're like, oh, this scene's already been done. No, they 1575 01:21:27.250 --> 01:21:28.270 don't want it. Dogtart already did this. 1576 01:21:28.869 --> 01:21:32.510 Exactly. What they found, Sam, is that this mysterious person 1577 01:21:32.569 --> 01:21:36.750 called Elias Thorne, who doesn't exist, keeps appearing in different 1578 01:21:36.890 --> 01:21:42.449 AI-generated stories and two-thirds of AI-generated stories He's a lighthouse keeper. 1579 01:21:42.529 --> 01:21:47.739 He's a watchmaker. He's an influential YouTuber. Always the same guy, though, 1580 01:21:47.819 --> 01:21:53.460 Elias Thorne, in all of these collective hallucinations. In different AI, 1581 01:21:53.500 --> 01:21:55.689 they don't have any relationship to each other, and they're 1582 01:21:55.699 --> 01:21:57.630 trying to figure out why. They think maybe it's because 1583 01:21:57.649 --> 01:21:59.869 of the restrictions that they put on AI that it 1584 01:21:59.909 --> 01:22:03.609 kind of pushes them to certain names. But to me, 1585 01:22:03.649 --> 01:22:06.949 that doesn't hold water. Uh, uh, isn't that creepy that 1586 01:22:07.050 --> 01:22:09.270 they're all coming up with this? That makes me wonder 1587 01:22:09.289 --> 01:22:11.409 if maybe that's the name of one of these creatures 1588 01:22:11.430 --> 01:22:14.729 that has been summoned. One of these demons, Elias Thorne. 1589 01:22:15.590 --> 01:22:16.130 I don't know, man. 1590 01:22:16.270 --> 01:22:17.029 That weirded me out. 1591 01:22:17.090 --> 01:22:17.470 That story. 1592 01:22:19.210 --> 01:22:21.470 Could you do your dates? I also have to piss 1593 01:22:21.489 --> 01:22:22.449 like a racehorse. 1594 01:22:22.810 --> 01:22:26.819 Welcome to the number one bathroom and death row final 1595 01:22:26.960 --> 01:22:33.100 statements podcast in the world, guys. This weekend, I cannot wait. 1596 01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:39.729 I am in Dallas for Truth or Con the following week. 1597 01:22:39.770 --> 01:22:42.970 I'm at Skank Fest. Then I'm in Austin. Then I'm 1598 01:22:43.029 --> 01:22:45.890 in Wichita, and I need to put up the last date, 1599 01:22:46.369 --> 01:22:50.470 which is the Dojo of Comedy for New Year's. Please 1600 01:22:50.510 --> 01:22:54.689 come and hang out and see me. Guys, you have 1601 01:22:54.729 --> 01:22:59.109 to check out my premium content. I am putting out greatness. 1602 01:22:59.649 --> 01:23:01.529 We did one last night because Johnny's not here. I 1603 01:23:01.569 --> 01:23:06.130 can't show you. Where is the fucking episode? I sent 1604 01:23:06.170 --> 01:23:09.510 it to them. I am pissed. How was your mom's house? 1605 01:23:10.170 --> 01:23:12.869 Let me just say something really quick about your mom's house. 1606 01:23:13.989 --> 01:23:18.829 The episode I did with Christina Pijinsky... The comment section 1607 01:23:19.689 --> 01:23:23.130 is the nicest comment section I've ever seen in my life. 1608 01:23:23.949 --> 01:23:29.409 It is unbelievable how nice that comment section is. Every 1609 01:23:29.470 --> 01:23:36.340 other show is just absolutely, absolutely brutal, dude. Absolutely brutal. Well, 1610 01:23:36.380 --> 01:23:39.300 Mystery Boys is a great show, dude. I mean, those 1611 01:23:39.340 --> 01:23:47.810 two guys are top shelf comedians. They're really great. Christina's great. Um, Johnny, 1612 01:23:47.850 --> 01:23:49.630 I was just talking about, if you go to the 1613 01:23:49.829 --> 01:23:53.850 comment section of my appearance on your mom's house, it's literally, 1614 01:23:54.689 --> 01:23:56.640 you know what it reminds me of Johnny? It's the 1615 01:23:56.689 --> 01:24:02.079 nicest comment section outside of Tim fall hat comment section, 1616 01:24:02.520 --> 01:24:07.100 Tim fall hat, broken Sim, like the swarm, the broken, 1617 01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:11.739 they're the nicest people ever. You know, I have to go, 1618 01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:13.619 I have to step out of the studio for a second. Like, 1619 01:24:15.539 --> 01:24:18.819 People watch my content are really, really nice. Where'd you go, Johnny? 1620 01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:24.930 Why Johnny leave? You know, it's, it's, it's dude. I 1621 01:24:24.970 --> 01:24:28.170 don't even know. Some guy called it crop. It's crop. 1622 01:24:28.989 --> 01:24:29.590 What's crop. 1623 01:24:30.109 --> 01:24:32.119 I don't know. Some guy just talking crap in the, 1624 01:24:32.270 --> 01:24:35.489 in the, uh, comment section, but it was, it's the 1625 01:24:35.550 --> 01:24:39.699 nicest comment section I've ever seen in my life. It's 1626 01:24:39.779 --> 01:24:42.899 the nicest comments. I've, I was like, whoa, everyone's really nice. 1627 01:24:43.539 --> 01:24:45.859 Well, how does that work now with them separated? Did that, 1628 01:24:45.899 --> 01:24:48.000 what did, what did they, did they change the name 1629 01:24:48.060 --> 01:24:49.220 of one of the shows or how does. 1630 01:24:49.180 --> 01:24:54.130 Now your mom's house is Christina Pajinsky's and then Tom 1631 01:24:54.170 --> 01:24:55.949 started your dad's house. 1632 01:24:56.930 --> 01:24:57.670 Are you really? 1633 01:24:57.750 --> 01:24:57.869 Wow. 1634 01:24:57.909 --> 01:24:58.569 I didn't know that. 1635 01:24:58.989 --> 01:25:01.350 It's funny. Well, I mean, they'd be stupid to stop it. 1636 01:25:01.409 --> 01:25:04.829 It's a money-making machine. Oh no, of course. Yeah. Your 1637 01:25:04.850 --> 01:25:10.569

mom's house network is almost as popular as just my podcast. 1638 01:25:11.250 --> 01:25:14.590 I'm literally my own network of, of, My mental illness 1639 01:25:14.609 --> 01:25:21.850 has created a whole network of just absolute retardedness. Remember 1640 01:25:21.869 --> 01:25:26.600 when someone said Nick Wright? Nick Wright has grown on me. 1641 01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:30.699 I found him annoying at first. He's so stupid. Come on. Yeah, 1642 01:25:30.739 --> 01:25:32.619 but I like his show, First Take. 1643 01:25:34.479 --> 01:25:37.859 Him trying to hype up LeBron all the time is 1644 01:25:37.920 --> 01:25:38.579 so annoying. 1645 01:25:39.100 --> 01:25:41.619 Yeah, but it's the only sports show on TV that 1646 01:25:41.659 --> 01:25:49.689 doesn't shove women down our throats. It's like three guys talking. Yeah. Okay, 1647 01:25:49.989 --> 01:25:54.289 I'll take it. But, you know, he said that the 1648 01:25:54.369 --> 01:25:56.489 all-star game should be whites versus blacks. 1649 01:25:57.880 --> 01:25:59.100 That's the best idea. 1650 01:25:58.899 --> 01:26:01.300 I've ever heard. I'm like, let's go, dude. 1651 01:26:01.659 --> 01:26:04.640 Okay, let's genuinely think about that because there was a 1652 01:26:04.699 --> 01:26:07.199 time not so long ago that that would have been 1653 01:26:07.239 --> 01:26:11.890 an absolute bloodbath. What does that look like now? So 1654 01:26:11.949 --> 01:26:14.489 is Doncic... You got Jokic. 1655 01:26:15.189 --> 01:26:19.140 Jokic, Doncic, Cooper flag. And now we're struggling. Austin Reeves. 1656 01:26:20.500 --> 01:26:23.520 Austin Reeves. Yeah. I mean, throw him in there. Conk 1657 01:26:23.560 --> 01:26:24.680 and nipple. Yep. 1658 01:26:25.020 --> 01:26:25.739 He'd be on there. 1659 01:26:26.260 --> 01:26:26.640 Yep. 1660 01:26:27.739 --> 01:26:30.939 That center. We already have a center, but a backup center, 1661 01:26:30.960 --> 01:26:31.619 the Portland kid. 1662 01:26:31.640 --> 01:26:32.300 Chet Holmgren. 1663 01:26:32.380 --> 01:26:36.140 Chet Holmgren. Chet Holmgren. Yep. Maybe Josh Giddey. 1664 01:26:36.220 --> 01:26:36.800 Is he in there? 1665 01:26:37.579 --> 01:26:37.800 Yeah. 1666 01:26:37.819 --> 01:26:41.899 He's wide enough. What about that guy? Where does a 1667 01:26:41.970 --> 01:26:43.010 guy like Hawkeyes go? 1668 01:26:44.430 --> 01:26:45.810 Like, you know what I mean? 1669 01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:47.859 Who's Hispanic? Where do those guys go? Do they go 1670 01:26:47.880 --> 01:26:49.739 with the blacks or do they go with the whites? 1671 01:26:50.319 --> 01:26:52.640 We got to get as many guys as we can. Yeah. 1672 01:26:52.760 --> 01:26:52.920 Yeah. 1673 01:26:52.979 --> 01:26:53.260 All right. 1674 01:26:53.279 --> 01:26:58.210 So you get Hawkeyes. What about half and half? Do 1675 01:26:58.229 --> 01:27:00.609 we apply the one drop rule like the old time 1676 01:27:00.789 --> 01:27:02.050 segregationists did? 1677 01:27:02.069 --> 01:27:03.949 The halfs would want

to be on the blacks because 1678 01:27:03.970 --> 01:27:07.109 that's what they claim. Whatever dirties the water you claim 1679 01:27:07.170 --> 01:27:07.989 as your identity. 1680 01:27:08.699 --> 01:27:11.000 I think it should be the, the, it. 1681 01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:12.920 Depends on how white they are like that. 1682 01:27:12.939 --> 01:27:15.340 Do you know how, when you're painting an office and 1683 01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:19.039 you get swatches, uh, you, they should compare the skin 1684 01:27:19.060 --> 01:27:22.189 color to the swatches. And if you're darker or lighter 1685 01:27:22.239 --> 01:27:24.350 than a certain line, you end up with one team 1686 01:27:24.390 --> 01:27:24.789 or the other. 1687 01:27:24.829 --> 01:27:29.529 Yes. Like that, that like half the Atlanta Hawks are like, yes, yes, yes. 1688 01:27:29.550 --> 01:27:33.409 Really light skinned black guys. We'll claim them like Trey young, man. 1689 01:27:33.550 --> 01:27:34.310 I'm not sure, bro. 1690 01:27:34.329 --> 01:27:35.029 Your hair is straight. 1691 01:27:35.229 --> 01:27:35.850 I don't know, man. 1692 01:27:35.989 --> 01:27:37.439 And you're pretty light skin. 1693 01:27:37.489 --> 01:27:41.199 Come play. I mean, we'd have no defense outside Cooper flag. No, 1694 01:27:41.420 --> 01:27:43.960 no defense. No defense. It would just be, we're just 1695 01:27:43.979 --> 01:27:46.739 going to run the score up on you. Blacks would 1696 01:27:46.779 --> 01:27:50.720 be easy. But whites would be a lot. You'd have 1697 01:27:50.739 --> 01:27:52.619 to get 12 guys. 1698 01:27:53.270 --> 01:27:57.689 Do they have any chance of winning that game? What? 1699 01:27:58.350 --> 01:28:00.369 Do they have any chance of winning that game? 1700 01:28:00.489 --> 01:28:02.409 Yeah, 100% they do. 1701 01:28:02.449 --> 01:28:04.729 They'd have to grind those starters, though. 1702 01:28:06.090 --> 01:28:07.689 Yeah, they would have to play a lot of minutes. 1703 01:28:07.770 --> 01:28:10.319 Who else is there? Can you just look up white guys. 1704 01:28:10.149 --> 01:28:10.489 In the NBA? 1705 01:28:10.489 --> 01:28:12.000 Yeah, I'm looking it up right now. I'm looking it 1706 01:28:12.060 --> 01:28:15.340 up right now. This was four years ago, so this 1707 01:28:15.399 --> 01:28:19.260 is not going to be too good. Peyton Pritchard's pretty good. 1708 01:28:19.359 --> 01:28:22.619 Kevin Herter. Well, they got Gordon Hayward on here. This 1709 01:28:22.680 --> 01:28:25.149 is too old. Let me see. The best white players 1710 01:28:25.199 --> 01:28:28.390 in the NBA right now. No debate, this guy says. 1711 01:28:28.810 --> 01:28:31.510 You cannot debate this. All right, this is from July. 1712 01:28:31.550 --> 01:28:35.149 Here we go. Jokic, one. Doncic, Austin Reeves, three. Sabonis. Oh, 1713 01:28:35.170 --> 01:28:40.470 we're not good, when he's three. We're already in trouble. Sabonis, yep, 1714 01:28:40.510 --> 01:28:44.289 he'll be our power forward. Yeah, I like him. Hold on,

1715 01:28:44.329 --> 01:28:48.729 it's making me disable my ad blocker, these bastards. Oh, Sengun, 1716 01:28:49.270 --> 01:28:50.029 I guess he's white. 1717 01:28:50.609 --> 01:28:54.229 Yeah, Turkish, we'll take it. Franz Wagner, Franz Wagner. 1718 01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:56.520 Yep, we got him, he's on. 1719 01:28:56.899 --> 01:29:03.510 We got Chet Holmgren, Laurie Markkinen. Tyler Harrow can shoot, bro. Yep, 1720 01:29:03.550 --> 01:29:08.229 we'll take him too. What about people who are Jewish? 1721 01:29:08.329 --> 01:29:09.449 What about Denny Avdi? 1722 01:29:09.909 --> 01:29:15.270 Yes, listen. We're claiming that kid. I thought he was 1723 01:29:15.300 --> 01:29:18.119 like Israeli propaganda. That kid can ball, dude. 1724 01:29:18.180 --> 01:29:22.159 No, he can, dude. Peyton Pritchard. I mentioned Peyton Pritchard. 1725 01:29:23.060 --> 01:29:24.939 Pritchard's been good. Josh Giddey's been good. 1726 01:29:25.560 --> 01:29:29.569 We're not afraid. Porzingis coming off the bench. Alex Caruso. 1727 01:29:29.909 --> 01:29:31.180 Let's say he's healthy for this. 1728 01:29:31.800 --> 01:29:35.159 DiVincenzo. Steven Adams. Boy, we're down to Steven Adams. Now 1729 01:29:35.180 --> 01:29:35.619 we're in trouble. 1730 01:29:35.960 --> 01:29:41.880 Is he still in the league? He's our third center. Zubac. Vucevic. 1731 01:29:43.090 --> 01:29:47.529 TJ McConnell. Walker Kessler. Hey, man. Walker Kessler can ball. 1732 01:29:47.609 --> 01:29:49.270 That guy's good. We have a lot. 1733 01:29:49.170 --> 01:29:51.130 Of centers, but we'll kick out. We got a lot 1734 01:29:51.170 --> 01:29:55.010 of centers, dude. We're playing big ball. We're playing big ball, man. 1735 01:29:55.630 --> 01:29:56.630 This one doesn't even have. 1736 01:29:56.510 --> 01:29:58.289 A knipple on it, so it's wrong. 1737 01:29:58.310 --> 01:29:59.649 Yeah, we'll throw a knipple on there. 1738 01:30:01.130 --> 01:30:02.909 I mean, he's an all-star for sure. If he plays 1739 01:30:02.949 --> 01:30:04.390 a full season, he'll be an all-star. 1740 01:30:06.409 --> 01:30:07.090 Anyway, all right. 1741 01:30:07.130 --> 01:30:09.170 That was a fun thought experiment. What if we did 1742 01:30:09.210 --> 01:30:12.340 blacks versus whites in the all-star game? I like that. 1743 01:30:14.229 --> 01:30:16.550 The real question is, what are those jerseys? What do 1744 01:30:16.569 --> 01:30:21.859 you put? Dress maybe the white guys like the wardens 1745 01:30:21.939 --> 01:30:24.760 and the black guys in orange, maybe? 1746 01:30:24.899 --> 01:30:26.020 Is that what the jerseys are, Sam? 1747 01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:27.920 You dress the white guys like police and then the 1748 01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:29.859 black guys like runaway jailbreak? 1749 01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:32.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Let's just really crank 1750 01:30:32.560 --> 01:30:33.960 up the racehorse. The racism? 1751 01:30:33.979 --> 01:30:35.420 Yeah, let's make it really racist. 1752 01:30:35.880 --> 01:30:41.800 I mean, Shane Gillis Alexander, starting point guard, shooting guard, 1753 01:30:41.920 --> 01:30:46.979 Anthony Edwards, we're already in trouble. Scoring forward, Kevin Durant, 1754 01:30:47.029 --> 01:30:48.039 we're already in trouble. 1755 01:30:48.460 --> 01:30:49.140 Yeah, we're done. 1756 01:30:50.500 --> 01:30:50.960 We lost. 1757 01:30:51.460 --> 01:30:53.960 It's over, man. Who's their center, by the way? 1758 01:30:55.399 --> 01:30:55.840 Embiid? 1759 01:30:57.199 --> 01:31:01.340 Yeah, probably. I like Cat, man. 1760 01:31:01.539 --> 01:31:05.060 He's underrated. When we claim Jason Tatum, he's light-skinned. 1761 01:31:05.840 --> 01:31:09.060 Hey, what do you think of Myron Gaines? I meant 1762 01:31:09.079 --> 01:31:11.239 to ask you about this last week. I keep seeing 1763 01:31:11.300 --> 01:31:13.380 clips where I'm thinking, like, what is he accomplishing? 1764 01:31:14.550 --> 01:31:15.050 Do you know what I mean? 1765 01:31:15.399 --> 01:31:16.529 Like what is he accomplishing? 1766 01:31:17.069 --> 01:31:21.229 I mean, it's, it's just content creating, dude. 1767 01:31:22.149 --> 01:31:24.149 I mean, he gets called out for like changing or 1768 01:31:24.189 --> 01:31:26.930 he didn't change his name. We should say he, he, 1769 01:31:26.970 --> 01:31:29.329 he's like, I didn't change my name. I was working 1770 01:31:29.369 --> 01:31:30.829 for the government, the TSA. 1771 01:31:31.029 --> 01:31:33.569 By the way, he said. And I, I don't even 1772 01:31:33.609 --> 01:31:35.689 think it was the TSA. I think it was. That's 1773 01:31:35.710 --> 01:31:36.810 what he said. 1774 01:31:37.850 --> 01:31:40.149 Oh, I thought he said the TSA. Let me see. Uh, 1775 01:31:43.020 --> 01:31:44.000 Was it the NSA? 1776 01:31:44.079 --> 01:31:44.300 Really? 1777 01:31:44.619 --> 01:31:46.439 Yeah, no, he was a homeland. Oh, sorry. Yeah, he was. 1778 01:31:46.560 --> 01:31:49.039 Myron Gaines was working for Homeland Security. That's what I 1779 01:31:49.039 --> 01:31:49.659 meant to say. Sorry. 1780 01:31:50.579 --> 01:31:50.779 Yeah. 1781 01:31:50.840 --> 01:31:53.100 So he was a Homeland Security agent. And he said 1782 01:31:53.119 --> 01:31:56.189 because his actual name, which is, you know, one of 1783 01:31:56.449 --> 01:31:58.970 what like a Muslim name, like I can't remember the 1784 01:31:58.989 --> 01:32:01.510 name of. But because his name was on so much 1785 01:32:01.569 --> 01:32:05.329 paperwork that he needed to change his name so that 1786 01:32:05.449 --> 01:32:07.899 it wouldn't, you know, people couldn't easily dox him or whatever. 1787 01:32:08.670 --> 01:32:10.930 And so he changed it to Myron Gaines, which. 1788 01:32:11.029 --> 01:32:16.069 I mean, like, dude, how much of like Hollywood's changed? Well, no. 1789 01:32:16.170 --> 01:32:20.409 Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah, no, that's right. But Johnny, everything. 1790 01:32:20.270 --> 01:32:23.270 Is keep it simple, stupid. The easier you can

make 1791 01:32:23.310 --> 01:32:26.130 it for people to digest you, the easier it is 1792 01:32:26.170 --> 01:32:28.470 for them to digest you. Right. 1793 01:32:28.489 --> 01:32:31.250 His real name was Amru. Amru was his real name. 1794 01:32:31.670 --> 01:32:32.869 Nobody's going to follow Amru. 1795 01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:37.720 Now, some people are saying screw Gaines. Some people are 1796 01:32:37.760 --> 01:32:41.739 saying he's the GOAT in the chat. That's what he wants, 1797 01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:42.140 I imagine. 1798 01:32:42.960 --> 01:32:45.670 If you took it by itself, it can be seen 1799 01:32:45.729 --> 01:32:51.970 as problematic. Like, we're not really... It's just riling up 1800 01:32:51.989 --> 01:32:56.449 19-year-olds who don't know anything. Like, Ron Placlone, who I 1801 01:32:56.510 --> 01:32:59.260 love with all my heart, we don't agree politically, but 1802 01:32:59.350 --> 01:33:04.800 I know he's a great guy, you know? Like he's like, yeah, 1803 01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:08.899 16 year old should vote. I'm like, no, we literally 1804 01:33:08.960 --> 01:33:13.020 create some called childhood. So they didn't have any responsibilities. 1805 01:33:13.039 --> 01:33:15.699 You want people who haven't lived any life to be voting? 1806 01:33:15.819 --> 01:33:18.380 Get the fuck out of here, dude. 16 year old. 1807 01:33:18.840 --> 01:33:19.020 Yeah. 1808 01:33:19.159 --> 01:33:21.189 And by the way, I don't think anyone should vote. 1809 01:33:21.829 --> 01:33:26.149 I've said this before. No one should vote. Don't know. 1810 01:33:27.270 --> 01:33:32.020 Everyone's like women shouldn't vote. Nobody should vote. At all. 1811 01:33:32.350 --> 01:33:34.989 You're all garbage, except for the people in the chat. 1812 01:33:35.329 --> 01:33:40.109 Everyone else, garbage. You shouldn't vote. So let me just 1813 01:33:40.149 --> 01:33:43.949 say this. If you tell you by itself, it's problematic, right? 1814 01:33:44.010 --> 01:33:45.789 It's just- Wait, what are you saying is problematic? 1815 01:33:47.750 --> 01:33:51.449 Him going on the campus, just riling people up. Okay. 1816 01:33:51.850 --> 01:34:00.529 But when we see this Russell Brand case- There needs 1817 01:34:00.550 --> 01:34:04.770 to be a pushback to this crazy shit. So he represents, 1818 01:34:04.840 --> 01:34:08.619 whether you agree with his tactics or not, he represents 1819 01:34:08.699 --> 01:34:13.600 the pushback on the progressive chaos. And you have to 1820 01:34:13.659 --> 01:34:16.720 have that. You have to have somebody go, no, dude, 1821 01:34:16.779 --> 01:34:20.229 that's stupid. You're dumb, right? 1822 01:34:21.229 --> 01:34:27.270 So he's the right-wing version of that crazy left-wing woke. 1823 01:34:27.289 --> 01:34:28.829 Right, but you've got to have that. 1824 01:34:29.520 --> 01:34:30.539 To bring balance to the force. 1825 01:34:30.560 --> 01:34:33.359 You have problems with Andrew Wilson. I don't agree with 1826 01:34:33.439 --> 01:34:38.569 everything he says, but you need that counter to what 1827 01:34:38.649 --> 01:34:45.350 is the official mainstream argument. Like, you need that. You 1828 01:34:45.409 --> 01:34:47.270 need to have people push back. 1829 01:34:47.930 --> 01:34:49.520 Which, by the way, did you see they got him 1830 01:34:49.609 --> 01:34:52.239 off of that PBD stream right quick the other night 1831 01:34:52.300 --> 01:34:54.779 when he started talking about how it was all Israel? 1832 01:34:55.359 --> 01:34:59.760 Yep. I mean, and he's tweeting it too. And it's like, Welcome, brother. 1833 01:34:59.779 --> 01:35:05.460 You were losing everybody, and he's smart enough to read 1834 01:35:05.479 --> 01:35:09.449 the tea leaves, dude. I've said this before. 1835 01:35:09.470 --> 01:35:11.609 Does he get credit for being this late to the party? 1836 01:35:11.670 --> 01:35:12.489 Do you still let him in? 1837 01:35:12.590 --> 01:35:16.470 I'm happy anyone shows up. It's like someone who tries 1838 01:35:16.510 --> 01:35:19.210 to get sober at 70. Anytime's a good time. 1839 01:35:20.609 --> 01:35:23.899 Yeah. Here's that clip, by the way. And he has said, right, 1840 01:35:23.920 --> 01:35:26.140 that they got, or maybe it was his wife that 1841 01:35:26.180 --> 01:35:29.189 said that he was off of that stream right quick 1842 01:35:29.289 --> 01:35:32.569 after this. PBD, we know what Patrick Beth David is. 1843 01:35:33.029 --> 01:35:34.810 You know what I mean? At this point, we know 1844 01:35:34.859 --> 01:35:37.800 where his loyalties are, and we know that all he 1845 01:35:37.840 --> 01:35:39.100 cares about is his market. 1846 01:35:40.300 --> 01:35:42.399 The biggest blind spot, and I hate to be the 1847 01:35:42.420 --> 01:35:44.979 bearer of bad news, is how we deal with Zionism. 1848 01:35:45.979 --> 01:35:51.609 That is the undercurrent in both Democrats and Republicans. That's 1849 01:35:51.630 --> 01:35:54.609 what socialists are talking about, and that's what the far 1850 01:35:54.649 --> 01:35:56.350 right-wing dissident is talking about. 1851 01:35:57.000 --> 01:35:59.279 Zionism. Can you unpack that for us? I can. 1852 01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:02.500 It's how do we deal with Israeli relations and the 1853 01:36:02.539 --> 01:36:04.739 way that they deal inside of our government in the 1854 01:36:04.899 --> 01:36:05.420 21st century? 1855 01:36:05.619 --> 01:36:06.579 There we go, buddy. 1856 01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:09.689 Nobody wants to address that on the right. And if 1857 01:36:09.729 --> 01:36:11.970 you do, you're a social pariah. You're not in with 1858 01:36:12.010 --> 01:36:16.109 the NGOs. You're in big trouble. And that's what we've 1859 01:36:16.149 --> 01:36:20.510 come to. This whole election, if the right wing loses it, 1860 01:36:21.090 --> 01:36:24.390 let's stop pretending it's not a referendum on what's going 1861 01:36:24.449 --> 01:36:27.670 on in Iran. And what's going on with our relations 1862 01:36:27.710 -->

01:36:30.869 with Israel? Because that's exactly what it is. 1863 01:36:31.350 --> 01:36:36.529 Welcome to the party, buddy. Brian Callen's there. I love 1864 01:36:36.560 --> 01:36:38.920 that they invited Brian Callen. Oh, is he? 1865 01:36:39.020 --> 01:36:40.439 Oh, I didn't even notice that. That's so funny. 1866 01:36:40.500 --> 01:36:41.680 That's the closest to the desk. 1867 01:36:42.699 --> 01:36:44.840 Yeah, he sure is. I wonder what his take was 1868 01:36:44.939 --> 01:36:45.579 on this whole thing. 1869 01:36:46.199 --> 01:36:47.979 Yeah, Brian has a blind spot for that. 1870 01:36:49.119 --> 01:36:49.640 Yeah, yeah. 1871 01:36:50.979 --> 01:36:53.380 And I want Brian to stop talking politics. He won't 1872 01:36:53.420 --> 01:36:57.300 listen to me. It's like, you're entertaining on anything else. 1873 01:36:57.500 --> 01:37:03.039 Your takes on politics is from encyclopedias from the 80s. 1874 01:37:04.920 --> 01:37:07.340 And he has his way of delivering the information like 1875 01:37:07.359 --> 01:37:09.720 he's certain of it. You know what I mean? 1876 01:37:09.760 --> 01:37:11.760 Because he read it in a book. Yeah. 1877 01:37:12.140 --> 01:37:16.689 Let me just play the answer. We're stopping. 1878 01:37:17.949 --> 01:37:18.789 Oh, no, they're playing that. 1879 01:37:18.869 --> 01:37:20.670 Okay, I know what it was. They're playing that clip 1880 01:37:20.750 --> 01:37:23.390 of Trump saying that he would run if people didn't 1881 01:37:23.409 --> 01:37:24.760 want him in this country. 1882 01:37:24.989 --> 01:37:31.340 They don't need the money now. They have access to 1883 01:37:31.380 --> 01:37:36.039 the billions of dollars in our military industrial complex. It's 1884 01:37:36.380 --> 01:37:41.510 literally the dumbest thing ever. And Trump instantly got curb 1885 01:37:41.529 --> 01:37:44.289 stomped for saying that stuff. John, I'll leave it about 1886 01:37:44.430 --> 01:37:45.029 seven minutes. 1887 01:37:45.520 --> 01:37:50.800 The thing you're talking about is the, uh, and yeah, 1888 01:37:50.859 --> 01:37:53.439 the Trump, Trump saying that they were already planning on 1889 01:37:53.779 --> 01:37:54.859 rolling down the funding. 1890 01:37:54.979 --> 01:37:55.189 All right. 1891 01:37:55.600 --> 01:37:56.899 If Sam's got to leave, we got to do an 1892 01:37:56.979 --> 01:37:58.529 ad then, uh, for our. 1893 01:37:58.449 --> 01:38:01.869 Friends over super chats. I got jam. My kids are here. Okay. 1894 01:38:01.890 --> 01:38:02.130 Okay. 1895 01:38:02.470 --> 01:38:07.470 Over at PrizePix, our friends at PrizePix. Sam, you use PrizePix, 1896 01:38:07.529 --> 01:38:07.829 I know. 1897 01:38:07.850 --> 01:38:08.600 I love PrizePix. 1898 01:38:08.609 --> 01:38:12.279 Tell them about how much fun you have over at PrizePix. Wow, 1899 01:38:12.300 --> 01:38:15.760 they're doing card rips now? That's cool, man. The NBA 1900 01:38:15.899 --> 01:38:19.460 is back on PrizePix. Pick a shootout in the West, 1901 01:38:19.779 --> 01:38:22.890 a boards battle in the East. Pick it all on PrizePix, 1902 01:38:23.270 --> 01:38:26.789 available nationwide. So what are you waiting for, dude? 1903 01:38:27.090 --> 01:38:29.970 What are you like? Let's see. What are you waiting for, dude? 1904 01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:31.229 Get in and do it. 1905 01:38:31.939 --> 01:38:35.119 Okay, so these are some of the popular picks from today. 1906 01:38:35.140 --> 01:38:39.159 Do you like Steph Curry less or more than 27.5 1907 01:38:39.159 --> 01:38:42.869 points for Golden State tonight? What do you think? They're 1908 01:38:42.890 --> 01:38:46.170 playing Miami. 27.5 for Steph Curry. 1909 01:38:46.770 --> 01:38:49.569 Well, he's been on fire, dude. And he's going to 1910 01:38:49.609 --> 01:38:51.210 be charged up to take on clay. 1911 01:38:51.229 --> 01:38:54.359 Uh, Devin Booker, you've got one and a half less 1912 01:38:54.420 --> 01:38:57.779 or more three points made a total. They're playing Orlando. 1913 01:38:57.800 --> 01:38:58.680 What do you think about that one? 1914 01:38:58.939 --> 01:39:02.199 Orlando can't play any defense today, but that I w I, 1915 01:39:02.239 --> 01:39:03.880 that one's a little weird to me. 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Come to Alaska before it's too late, 1944 01:40:33.970 --> 01:40:34.270 he says. 1945 01:40:35.760 --> 01:40:36.819 Can we talk about. 1946 01:40:36.619 --> 01:40:38.800 That one race where they just ran a guy with 1947 01:40:38.840 --> 01:40:40.659 the same name, by the way, Decoy Dan? 1948 01:40:41.100 --> 01:40:42.640 Yeah. 1949 01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:45.140 That's the most scummy thing. That was in Alaska where 1950 01:40:45.180 --> 01:40:46.800 our friend is from. I'd love to get his opinion 1951 01:40:46.840 --> 01:40:50.229 on that. So there's a guy named Dan Sullivan on 1952 01:40:50.270 --> 01:40:53.329 the ballot, a Republican. And so the Democrats get this 1953 01:40:53.390 --> 01:40:56.649 guy called Daniel J. Sullivan, a teacher who didn't even 1954 01:40:56.710 --> 01:40:59.229 show up for the election, apparently, to just get him 1955 01:40:59.310 --> 01:41:01.850 on the ballot to trick old people into voting for him. 1956 01:41:02.369 --> 01:41:02.829 Yeah. 1957 01:41:02.949 --> 01:41:05.979 This proves your point. People shouldn't be voting. 1958 01:41:06.579 --> 01:41:09.159 People shouldn't be voting. If you don't know who you're 1959 01:41:09.220 --> 01:41:09.939 voting for. 1960 01:41:10.520 --> 01:41:10.739 Yes. 1961 01:41:11.859 --> 01:41:14.729 Well, I mean, I actually accidentally voted for a socialist 1962 01:41:14.850 --> 01:41:17.430 one time. It was the peace and love party. And 1963 01:41:17.470 --> 01:41:18.350 now you don't vote. 1964 01:41:18.750 --> 01:41:19.670 And now you don't vote. 1965 01:41:19.890 --> 01:41:21.890 Now I don't vote. I learned my lesson. 1966 01:41:23.970 --> 01:41:27.949 It's crazy, bro. Decoy Dan. What a scam. Cool Breeze 1967 01:41:28.010 --> 01:41:30.289 TU says, I love you guys. Wish you were a 1968 01:41:30.369 --> 01:41:33.630 daily show. Sam, I can imagine doing this daily. I 1969 01:41:33.649 --> 01:41:36.890 would lose my fucking mind. Sammy T for Secretary of State. 1970 01:41:38.170 --> 01:41:39.989 If Sam, all he cared about was money, we would 1971 01:41:40.029 --> 01:41:42.210 do one of these daily. But Sam has a family 1972 01:41:42.350 --> 01:41:45.300 and is a busy man who cares about things other 1973 01:41:45.340 --> 01:41:46.069 than money. 1974 01:41:46.140 --> 01:41:49.539 Kim Ferris, they're trying to silence this show. I'm having 1975 01:41:49.560 --> 01:41:50.880 my internet go in and out. 1976 01:41:53.260 --> 01:41:57.529 Jeep I J O Jonathan Johnny here's some Jeep parts 1977 01:41:57.569 --> 01:42:00.510 money for you Sam take care of the Nephilim death 1978 01:42:00.550 --> 01:42:02.750 squad boys this weekend oh yeah you're going to be 1979 01:42:02.789 --> 01:42:05.729 at the thing right you have a lot of stories. 1980 01:42:05.510 --> 01:42:13.430 Truth or Con is coming to town shout out Jeremiah Skiba. 1981 01:42:13.869 --> 01:42:16.720 Come on shout out Skiba yeah dude I'm going to 1982 01:42:16.949 --> 01:42:19.479 swap out my grill I already swapped out the headlights 1983 01:42:19.720 --> 01:42:23.289 on my Jeep uh, and the taillights and a couple 1984 01:42:23.329 --> 01:42:24.689 other little tweaks here or there. I'm going to be 1985 01:42:24.710 --> 01:42:27.649 swapping out the grill soon. And, uh, I got, I 1986 01:42:27.689 --> 01:42:31.210 got so much stuff planned. Uh, it's like Legos for men. 1987 01:42:31.449 --> 01:42:35.569 It's the best, uh, Melina or manana, as you call her. Uh, 1988 01:42:35.600 --> 01:42:39.819 she wants us to stream from chatterbait next time. Uh, 1989 01:42:40.000 --> 01:42:42.920 I think, yeah, I think I, good answer. 1990 01:42:42.979 --> 01:42:44.100 Just us in buttholes. 1991 01:42:44.479 --> 01:42:46.770 I think I made a joke about that last week. Uh, 1992 01:42:47.789 --> 01:42:50.310 I think that's a reference to that joke. A little 1993 01:42:50.329 --> 01:42:55.329 callback from Manana. Amy Abati says, Sam, in all caps, 1994 01:42:55.729 --> 01:42:59.130 I have to tell you that I absolutely loved your 1995 01:42:59.430 --> 01:43:02.189 episode of Your Mom's House. I haven't laughed that hard 1996 01:43:02.250 --> 01:43:04.989 in a long time. Thank you for your comedy. And yeah, 1997 01:43:05.069 --> 01:43:09.340 I'm cheesy. She's cheesy. Doesn't care who knows it. Amy 1998 01:43:09.350 --> 01:43:09.850 loves you, dude. 1999 01:43:10.770 --> 01:43:12.640 Well, thank you, Amy, for loving me. 2000 01:43:13.619 --> 01:43:18.100 MX Cheetah or Heetah. Says, gay dollars to the foundation 2001 01:43:18.199 --> 01:43:19.579 to get Sam better internet. 2002 01:43:19.819 --> 01:43:22.920 We need that. It is a shame. 2003 01:43:23.159 --> 01:43:25.779 We're in a major city, and there are so few 2004 01:43:25.819 --> 01:43:31.710 good options for internet. Ryan Wilson says, Aussie gay, or no, 2005 01:43:31.750 --> 01:43:33.409 goy dollars for the boys. Thank you. 2006 01:43:33.890 --> 01:43:38.130 Give us those goy dollars. Let us spend it well. 2007 01:43:38.840 --> 01:43:41.840 T Perez says, who is X 22 and our voicemails 2008 01:43:41.859 --> 01:43:42.239 coming back? 2009 01:43:42.279 --> 01:43:42.939 Yeah, they are. 2010 01:43:43.000 --> 01:43:46.439 We didn't have time to set that up this week. Guys, 2011 01:43:46.960 --> 01:43:49.600 we had too much nightmare, uh, technical issues. 2012 01:43:49.899 -->

01:43:53.140 Um, okay. Hero. 2013 01:43:53.340 --> 01:43:58.619 Everybody says, why is Dylan on this panel? Oh, no, 2014 01:43:58.640 --> 01:44:00.520 he's talking about that PVD panel. There was a guy 2015 01:44:00.539 --> 01:44:02.470 who looked like a heavyset version of Dylan on it. 2016 01:44:02.500 --> 01:44:05.520 I think I thought that same thing, actually, if that's 2017 01:44:05.539 --> 01:44:12.140 what you're referring to. Um, This person called Ali Klin 2018 01:44:12.399 --> 01:44:16.239 says that they've gifted five Sam Tripoli memberships. 2019 01:44:16.579 --> 01:44:18.079 Thank you, dude. Thank you. 2020 01:44:18.100 --> 01:44:20.439 God bless you. I still don't totally understand that. 2021 01:44:20.770 --> 01:44:21.770 I don't either, dude. 2022 01:44:22.229 --> 01:44:26.390 Sticky Icky Liberty with a big one here. The curse 2023 01:44:26.510 --> 01:44:30.510 is participation. Break it up by refusing to play. Parents 2024 01:44:30.569 --> 01:44:31.609 pull the kids from schools. 2025 01:44:31.930 --> 01:44:32.170 What? 2026 01:44:32.970 --> 01:44:33.229 Go on. 2027 01:44:34.109 --> 01:44:37.479 Mothers leave the workforce and families stop servicing debt. A 2028 01:44:37.560 --> 01:44:41.199 mass exodus cuts off the guaranteed money feeding the system. 2029 01:44:42.699 --> 01:44:43.909 What do you say? What were you going to say? 2030 01:44:44.760 --> 01:44:50.539 Listen, by not voting, you are breaking away from the 2031 01:44:50.600 --> 01:44:54.420 two-party paradigm. And that's what they're most afraid of. That's 2032 01:44:54.439 --> 01:44:58.439 what elections are really about. Keeping us in a fight 2033 01:44:59.579 --> 01:45:04.869 between right and left. Those who don't vote and don't 2034 01:45:04.909 --> 01:45:10.569 vote purposefully, are pulling themselves out of the two-party paradigm. Yeah, 2035 01:45:10.750 --> 01:45:13.380 pull your energy out. Go local, as we've always said 2036 01:45:13.979 --> 01:45:16.479 on Tim Flo. Dull and tired. 2037 01:45:16.539 --> 01:45:20.779 Boy, that's my favorite screen name. Dull and tired. Sounds 2038 01:45:20.800 --> 01:45:23.199 like Joe Biden, just dull and tired. 2039 01:45:23.199 --> 01:45:23.739 8619. 2040 01:45:23.739 --> 01:45:28.159 Yeah, 8619. So we agree again, Sam. Repeal the 19th. 2041 01:45:28.609 --> 01:45:31.310 No, repeal whatever gave guys the right to vote, too. 2042 01:45:31.390 --> 01:45:31.930 Repeal that. 2043 01:45:32.810 --> 01:45:34.390 The constitution? Yeah. 2044 01:45:34.470 --> 01:45:34.670 Yeah. 2045 01:45:34.750 --> 01:45:40.859 Nope. Don't repeat. Just nobody should be voting. Kim P 2046 01:45:40.859 --> 01:45:45.659 17 doing her part. I didn't vote. Uh, let's see. 2047 01:45:45.659 --> 01:45:47.670 1870 African-American men were given the right to vote with 2048 01:45:47.689 --> 01:45:48.850 the 15th amendment. 2049 01:45:49.310 --> 01:45:52.909 Uh, repeal all of it. Repeal anybody being able to vote. 2050 01:45:55.600 --> 01:45:59.640 Let's see. Timeline of voting rights in the United States. 1789, 2051 01:45:59.640 --> 01:46:02.119 the Constitution of the United States recognized that states have 2052 01:46:02.140 --> 01:46:04.039 the power to set voting requirements. Yes, you'd have to 2053 01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:09.039 repeal the Constitution, I'm afraid. Here we go. Sarah wants 2054 01:46:09.100 --> 01:46:13.439 to know or says, for women who've actually experienced the 2055 01:46:13.590 --> 01:46:18.149 R word, these Me Too fame diggers are the worst. 2056 01:46:18.369 --> 01:46:21.069 They've all lost their minds and society is rewarding them. 2057 01:46:21.229 --> 01:46:23.310 As a single mom, I pray for my son's future. 2058 01:46:23.789 --> 01:46:26.409 That's comment of the week. 2059 01:46:27.170 --> 01:46:28.630 Comment of the week. 2060 01:46:30.250 --> 01:46:34.550 Joseph, Joseph Siroki says, Sam, do I need to find 2061 01:46:34.590 --> 01:46:37.449 a nice Armo girl? Yes. Yeah, you got to find 2062 01:46:37.550 --> 01:46:40.369 an ethnic chick, dude. What are the traits of an 2063 01:46:40.449 --> 01:46:42.760 Armenian woman, would you say, Sam? She likes to cook. 2064 01:46:43.340 --> 01:46:45.699 She's going to talk a lot of shit. She wants 2065 01:46:45.720 --> 01:46:51.609 to have your kids. She wants to be a traditional mom. Hairy. Yeah, 2066 01:46:51.649 --> 01:46:54.180 but they get it waxed. They wax that shit down. 2067 01:46:54.189 --> 01:46:54.909 Right on. 2068 01:46:55.260 --> 01:46:55.859 Night Jerk. 2069 01:46:56.119 --> 01:46:56.960 That's a good name, too. 2070 01:46:57.039 --> 01:46:59.699 Night Jerk. That's my favorite name. Night Jerk. Does he 2071 01:46:59.739 --> 01:47:01.399 have a... Does he have a... Oh, I thought he 2072 01:47:01.579 --> 01:47:03.340 had blood come out. I thought he had a rope 2073 01:47:03.579 --> 01:47:03.819 on his neck. 2074 01:47:03.840 --> 01:47:03.920 Oh. 2075 01:47:04.399 --> 01:47:05.939 In order to rock asphyxiation. 2076 01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:07.319 I realize what that is now. 2077 01:47:07.579 --> 01:47:08.800 Oh, that's gross. 2078 01:47:08.859 --> 01:47:10.970 Have my lunch money, he says. I wish you could 2079 01:47:11.010 --> 01:47:13.090 get lunch for two bucks. Not anymore, bro. 2080 01:47:14.050 --> 01:47:18.170 Sergio says, come back to Salt Lake. I'm working on it. 2081 01:47:20.739 --> 01:47:22.470 Kim Ferris says, is Johnny bi? 2082 01:47:22.600 --> 01:47:25.609 I already is. I can't believe you're asking that. That's duh. 2083 01:47:26.189 --> 01:47:26.670 I'm not bi. 2084 01:47:27.210 --> 01:47:32.229 That's duh. 2085 01:47:32.689 --> 01:47:33.840 Do you think bi is a real thing? 2086 01:47:35.859 --> 01:47:36.079 What? 2087 01:47:36.659 --> 01:47:38.119 Do you think bi is a real thing? 2088 01:47:38.640 --> 01:47:44.260 I think gay guys are just horny dudes. With a woman, 2089 01:47:44.279 --> 01:47:47.149 there's defense. With two gay guys, there's no defense. It's 2090 01:47:47.210 --> 01:47:47.890

only offense. 2091 01:47:49.039 --> 01:47:51.640 So you think, but most gay guys could still hook 2092 01:47:51.699 --> 01:47:53.850 up with a woman if she was sufficiently attractive. Is 2093 01:47:53.869 --> 01:47:54.310 that what you think? 2094 01:47:54.829 --> 01:47:57.170 If she would just give it up instantly. That's the thing. 2095 01:47:57.409 --> 01:48:00.890 That's why Grindr is one thing and Tinder is another thing. 2096 01:48:01.109 --> 01:48:03.449 They tried to make a straight Tinder and women ruined it. 2097 01:48:04.109 --> 01:48:06.220 Well, don't they even have like a Grindr now that's 2098 01:48:06.380 --> 01:48:10.260 even less defense? Like, oh, somebody was, I can't remember 2099 01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:10.720 what it's called. 2100 01:48:11.180 --> 01:48:13.880 The rule is you can't say hi. Just go ahead. 2101 01:48:13.920 --> 01:48:15.939 No, but it's like it shows you where everybody is 2102 01:48:16.039 --> 01:48:17.970 on a map or something. Oh, shit. 2103 01:48:17.989 --> 01:48:22.159 Who was talking about? Like, dude. heard people talk about grinder. 2104 01:48:22.840 --> 01:48:26.399 Grinder has like it down to the feet. How like 2105 01:48:26.539 --> 01:48:30.899 far away you are. There's this one bisexual redneck comedian. 2106 01:48:31.539 --> 01:48:35.189 He's super funny. Aaron. And he was like, dude, they 2107 01:48:35.229 --> 01:48:37.329 got down to the feet and our, our, our nine 2108 01:48:37.430 --> 01:48:42.149 one one system. can't can't get it down to the 2109 01:48:42.189 --> 01:48:45.770 yeah that's so funny i want to come quicker get 2110 01:48:45.890 --> 01:48:49.369 on grinder and use that so they can come quicker 2111 01:48:49.609 --> 01:48:51.409 literally and figuratively. 2112 01:48:52.649 --> 01:48:54.810 Oh here dude it's called okay here it is several 2113 01:48:55.109 --> 01:48:58.390 uh location-based apps but the main one that's most popular 2114 01:48:58.430 --> 01:49:03.779 is called sniffies It's a popular map-based cruising and hookup 2115 01:49:03.819 --> 01:49:05.159 platform that displays a live. 2116 01:49:05.180 --> 01:49:07.319 Yeah, let's get it, dude. Let's get it. 2117 01:49:07.619 --> 01:49:12.189 It's an interactive map of nearby active users, groups, and 2118 01:49:12.289 --> 01:49:13.970 public meeting spots. 2119 01:49:15.170 --> 01:49:19.989 Crazy, bro. They're really good with the technology, aren't they? Dull. 2120 01:49:20.029 --> 01:49:21.890 Can you imagine if women got to that point? It 2121 01:49:21.909 --> 01:49:27.550 just never happened. Dullandtired8619 says, Brittany Renner is a man. 2122 01:49:28.829 --> 01:49:29.789 Any comments on that, Sam? 2123 01:49:30.729 --> 01:49:36.840 Yeah, I mean, she's got no tits, dude. That's why 2124 01:49:36.880 --> 01:49:40.220 they're having problems right now with the trans stuff. 2125 01:49:40.300 --> 01:49:41.550 That's not Brittany Renner, is it? 2126 01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:46.420 Yeah. Brittany? Oh, is it Brittany Reiner? Who's that? 2127 01:49:46.539 --> 01:49:47.720 You're thinking of Brittany Greiner. 2128 01:49:47.880 --> 01:49:49.920 Yeah, that's who I thought he was talking about. 2129 01:49:50.239 --> 01:49:53.699 Okay, this is Brittany Renner. Is she trans, this woman? 2130 01:49:53.819 --> 01:49:56.250 Because she does not look it. And she's got a 2131 01:49:56.310 --> 01:49:58.909 Charlotte Hornet sweatshirt on, which I'm all about. 2132 01:49:59.329 --> 01:50:04.119 No, that's not it. dude she's had kids bro do 2133 01:50:04.159 --> 01:50:05.329 you know who that is i don't know who that 2134 01:50:05.390 --> 01:50:07.609 is yeah you should know it is because she's the 2135 01:50:07.649 --> 01:50:10.909 crazy ex-wife of pj washington. 2136 01:50:11.729 --> 01:50:15.560 Oh oh yeah no yeah she's hot yeah oh yeah 2137 01:50:15.640 --> 01:50:19.979 no yeah no yeah that's what happens when i yeah 2138 01:50:20.180 --> 01:50:24.109 that's what happens that's my brain around women Dull and 2139 01:50:24.130 --> 01:50:26.810 Tired again says, don't be blue-pilled fruitcake, Sam. 2140 01:50:26.869 --> 01:50:29.569 Get on Myron's show. Oh, he's pushing for me. He 2141 01:50:29.609 --> 01:50:31.590 says you're a fruitcake. Now, that's the thing I have 2142 01:50:31.609 --> 01:50:35.149 a problem with with Myron. It's so negative and mean. Like, 2143 01:50:35.250 --> 01:50:37.989 even people in the same movement. It just doesn't have 2144 01:50:38.029 --> 01:50:41.310 to be that aggro, dude. I don't think you recruit 2145 01:50:41.350 --> 01:50:43.180 people that way. I don't think you change minds and 2146 01:50:43.220 --> 01:50:45.899 hearts with that kind of attitude. I don't know. Maybe 2147 01:50:45.920 --> 01:50:46.939 I'm wrong. Sam's frozen again. 2148 01:50:47.819 --> 01:50:51.340 X-Rod says he's gifted 10 Sam Tripoli memberships. 2149 01:50:51.359 --> 01:50:52.079 Shout out, X-Rod. 2150 01:50:52.100 --> 01:50:52.460 What's up, bro? 2151 01:50:53.619 --> 01:50:58.710 And finally, our friend Schmedley Butler III. Pat, I think 2152 01:50:58.750 --> 01:51:02.350 I'd like to solve. Happy birthday, Francis Ford Bacon Eggs 2153 01:51:02.409 --> 01:51:03.850 and Ham Tripoli. 2154 01:51:05.310 --> 01:51:06.760 Thank you, buddy. And thank you for the guy who 2155 01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:08.920 gave us 10 gifts. I don't even know what those 2156 01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:10.020 gifts are, but thank you. 2157 01:51:10.800 --> 01:51:13.819 He gifted 10 Sam Tripoli memberships. I think that's just 2158 01:51:13.859 --> 01:51:17.579 like another way to give thanks. uh, to give just money. 2159 01:51:17.739 --> 01:51:19.899 Guys, grab some of his gifts. I don't even know 2160 01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:21.189 what that means, but thank you. 2161 01:51:21.220 --> 01:51:22.699 I don't, I don't know if somebody else gets a 2162 01:51:22.739 --> 01:51:26.899 free membership now. I don't, I don't understand that, but anyway, 2163 01:51:26.970 --> 01:51:28.750 if someone could

explain that in the comments, who knows 2164 01:51:28.789 --> 01:51:30.170 you better than my, uh. 2165 01:51:30.250 --> 01:51:36.130 My, my wifi is autistic. Give the hot mom a membership. 2166 01:51:37.270 --> 01:51:38.359 Sam's wifi is. 2167 01:51:38.399 --> 01:51:40.600 On single mom membership guys. 2168 01:51:41.220 --> 01:51:43.760 Oh, it says he gave wacky Jackie one. So maybe they, 2169 01:51:43.880 --> 01:51:46.279 other people do get memberships. Is that how that works? X, 2170 01:51:46.619 --> 01:51:49.640 X rod 92. Give hot single mom one. 2171 01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:50.260 Oh, okay. 2172 01:51:50.279 --> 01:51:51.039 This guy explains it. 2173 01:51:51.079 --> 01:51:54.539 Giant jug 69. Give a hot single mom, dude. Her 2174 01:51:54.560 --> 01:51:57.859 name is giant jug 69. Give her a free membership. 2175 01:51:58.579 --> 01:52:01.739 If you don't Sam, well, uh, look at that. People 2176 01:52:01.760 --> 01:52:03.880 in the chat get random membership. So there we go. 2177 01:52:04.119 --> 01:52:05.060 Now we know what that is. 2178 01:52:05.100 --> 01:52:06.189 Thank you. Get you. 2179 01:52:07.109 --> 01:52:08.890 It's just you get a little thing by your name. 2180 01:52:09.329 --> 01:52:11.210 I set it up years ago, and you get a sticker. 2181 01:52:12.829 --> 01:52:18.890 Give Hot Mom 69 Hot Big Jug 69 one. Please, 2182 01:52:18.970 --> 01:52:19.710 set her up. 2183 01:52:19.970 --> 01:52:23.949 And the longer you're a member, the better your Ronin 2184 01:52:24.100 --> 01:52:24.979 sticker thing gets. 2185 01:52:26.149 --> 01:52:26.909 Hell yeah. 2186 01:52:29.520 --> 01:52:31.020 On your way out, Sam. 2187 01:52:32.020 --> 01:52:32.300 Oh, and. 2188 01:52:32.670 --> 01:52:35.229 has been going around saying, and I'm wondering where you 2189 01:52:35.270 --> 01:52:38.489 heard it, who said it first, this thing. He went 2190 01:52:38.710 --> 01:52:42.050 on that Twinks podcast talking about nukes not being real. 2191 01:52:42.569 --> 01:52:44.310 And I'm curious, did you hear it from him or 2192 01:52:44.329 --> 01:52:46.310 did he hear it from you, the nukes not being 2193 01:52:46.369 --> 01:52:46.710 real thing? 2194 01:52:46.989 --> 01:52:49.529 Or maybe he just heard it. I don't think he 2195 01:52:49.989 --> 01:52:52.829 heard it from me, but I've been saying this forever. 2196 01:52:53.130 --> 01:52:55.520 We'll talk about this on the way out. 2197 01:52:55.640 --> 01:52:58.380 If you don't think this kid, I'm like 20 minutes 2198 01:52:58.420 --> 01:52:59.539 from here. 2199 01:52:59.600 --> 01:52:59.899 Go ahead. 2200 01:53:00.000 --> 01:53:01.260 No, I think you're right. Go ahead, say it. 2201 01:53:01.979 --> 01:53:05.470 I mean, look, he's getting all the biggest guests out 2202 01:53:05.850 --> 01:53:08.409 of nowhere. I never heard of this guy. Look at 2203 01:53:08.470 --> 01:53:12.510 his studio out of nowhere. Dude, X-Rod 92 is just 2204 01:53:12.630 --> 01:53:14.270 handing out memberships, dude. 2205 01:53:14.350 --> 01:53:15.390 God bless you, X-Rod. 2206 01:53:15.409 --> 01:53:18.189 This guy is like Magic Johnson, just dishing them. 2207 01:53:18.590 --> 01:53:20.630 Dishing out assists. 2208 01:53:20.850 --> 01:53:23.130 There's a part in it where he says, I talked 2209 01:53:23.149 --> 01:53:25.789 to this guy with top-level security clearance, and he told 2210 01:53:25.810 --> 01:53:28.409 me that there was one truth that could end the 2211 01:53:28.449 --> 01:53:31.380 entire world, and I was thinking about what that could be. 2212 01:53:31.500 --> 01:53:34.779 Me too. What do you think it is? Do you 2213 01:53:34.800 --> 01:53:35.479 think nukes are real? 2214 01:53:35.819 --> 01:53:35.960 No. 2215 01:53:38.000 --> 01:53:42.520 I think nuclear power is. I think there's devastating, there's 2216 01:53:42.579 --> 01:53:45.399 devastating weapons. Because some people are like, oh, you're such 2217 01:53:45.420 --> 01:53:48.439 an optimist, bimbo. You don't think things, I'm like, dude, 2218 01:53:48.479 --> 01:53:51.729 mustard gas, directed energy, like there's huge bombs. 2219 01:53:52.390 --> 01:53:56.000 But the evidence isn't there. It's like, My dad was giving. 2220 01:53:55.880 --> 01:53:57.520 A speech in Hiroshima when I was a kid, and 2221 01:53:57.539 --> 01:53:58.939 I was terrified he was going to die because I 2222 01:53:58.960 --> 01:54:00.779 was hiding under a cardboard fucking desk. 2223 01:54:01.100 --> 01:54:02.140 What was his dad doing? 2224 01:54:02.779 --> 01:54:04.859 And people just were like, oh, no, he'll be fine. 2225 01:54:05.079 --> 01:54:07.319 I'm like, no, but Hiroshima has been nuked. It's like 2226 01:54:07.770 --> 01:54:11.939 a billion years is poison. And they're like, no, your 2227 01:54:11.979 --> 01:54:15.609 dad will be fine. I'm like, noted. And then I 2228 01:54:15.649 --> 01:54:18.010 started seeing more and more, and I know these guys, 2229 01:54:18.130 --> 01:54:18.750 and one of my. 2230 01:54:18.750 --> 01:54:21.989 Buddies just goes, It's best to act like they're real. Like, 2231 01:54:22.010 --> 01:54:25.250 he's so autistic that he's like, game theory lowers war. 2232 01:54:25.310 --> 01:54:27.569 Because everyone thinks that there's mutual destruction. It's game theory. 2233 01:54:27.609 --> 01:54:31.170 I'm like, Jesus, dude. Yeah, and if you think... So 2234 01:54:31.189 --> 01:54:36.029 if everyone believes... Well, it's a controlled mechanism. But the 2235 01:54:36.069 --> 01:54:40.020 truth is, they got way worse bombs. I gotta go, Johnny. Yeah, 2236 01:54:40.039 --> 01:54:40.630 I know. That was it. 2237 01:54:40.699 --> 01:54:42.840 Well, what's the difference, though? If they have way worse bombs, 2238 01:54:42.880 --> 01:54:43.479 what does it matter? 2239 01:54:44.319 --> 01:54:47.359 Well, because it's a lie that's been told forever. Uh-huh. 2240 01:54:48.680 --> 01:54:52.800 They have earthquake weapons. They have direct energy weapons. They 2241 01:54:52.819 -->

01:54:57.100 have voice-to-skull weapons. They're way past nukes, but they keep 2242 01:54:57.119 --> 01:55:00.670 the nuke thing because it's something everyone... Keep it simple, stupid. 2243 01:55:00.710 --> 01:55:03.229 So do you think Tucker Carlson, when he just a 2244 01:55:03.270 --> 01:55:06.250 couple days ago said that Trump is considering, according to 2245 01:55:06.289 --> 01:55:09.630 a leak from inside the White House, nuking, tactical nuke 2246 01:55:09.909 --> 01:55:14.369 on the Iranian, the new Iranian nuclear site, do you 2247 01:55:14.430 --> 01:55:19.600 think that Tucker is knowingly contributing to, uh, Tucker. 2248 01:55:19.100 --> 01:55:22.340 Is a really smart guy. Tucker doesn't know everything. And 2249 01:55:22.359 --> 01:55:25.520 there's things that Tucker may not be comfortable with going with, 2250 01:55:26.010 --> 01:55:28.649 because that's one of those things like the new episode, 2251 01:55:28.670 --> 01:55:30.489 Tim fall hat. We put out, we're not going to 2252 01:55:30.510 --> 01:55:33.729 be able to put out a description on YouTube about 2253 01:55:33.770 --> 01:55:37.470 what it's about because we'll get pounded on. So there's 2254 01:55:37.529 --> 01:55:40.029 things that you could go to, like Flat Earth is 2255 01:55:40.100 --> 01:55:41.760 one of those, like, I'm not saying I'm a Flat 2256 01:55:41.800 --> 01:55:44.220 Earth guy, but the minute you say Flat Earth, everyone 2257 01:55:44.239 --> 01:55:46.640 thinks you're crazy. The minute you say there's no viruses, 2258 01:55:46.899 --> 01:55:54.710 there's no nukes, Flat Earth, everyone thinks you're a crazy person. Yeah, 2259 01:55:54.750 --> 01:55:56.630 I mean, they got weather manipulation. 2260 01:55:57.210 --> 01:55:58.829 Yes, that's as dangerous as anything. 2261 01:55:59.489 --> 01:55:59.810 Certainly. 2262 01:56:00.630 --> 01:56:02.550 Really quick, before we go, the plane thing, what's your 2263 01:56:02.590 --> 01:56:05.579 take on it, quick, as we sign off here? The 2264 01:56:05.619 --> 01:56:06.340 crash in Florida. 2265 01:56:06.359 --> 01:56:09.189 I don't know what it is, dude. I don't know 2266 01:56:09.239 --> 01:56:15.869 what happened there. I mean, I think at minimum, it's sketchy. 2267 01:56:18.770 --> 01:56:22.670 Because supposedly the guy on there had created software that 2268 01:56:22.710 --> 01:56:27.810 can dox you for comments and private profiles and all 2269 01:56:27.850 --> 01:56:28.310 that shit. 2270 01:56:28.789 --> 01:56:29.050 Oh, really? 2271 01:56:29.069 --> 01:56:32.310 Which isn't good for anybody. I mean, which isn't good 2272 01:56:32.439 --> 01:56:39.880 for subversion, cultural warfare, bots, dead internet, all that shit. 2273 01:56:40.479 --> 01:56:43.020 We're in agreement that it was a plane that crashed though, right? 2274 01:56:43.600 --> 01:56:46.630 I believe it's a plane that crashed, but I still 2275 01:56:46.670 --> 01:56:49.069 think it's weird that there's no plane right there and 2276 01:56:49.130 --> 01:56:50.319 I'm not going to get a fight with it. 2277 01:56:50.970 --> 01:56:53.369 The point that nobody is, everybody's missing though, is that 2278 01:56:53.430 --> 01:56:56.569 the video, it looked like a plane, not a missile. 2279 01:56:56.609 --> 01:56:58.770 Like what we saw going to the Pentagon that looked, 2280 01:56:58.810 --> 01:57:01.270 didn't look like a plane. It looked like a plane. 2281 01:57:01.310 --> 01:57:02.710 We saw a plane, you know what I mean? 2282 01:57:02.729 --> 01:57:06.890 So All right, guys. Bye, everybody. Love you guys. See 2283 01:57:06.909 --> 01:57:07.970 you guys in Dallas. Give me a word. 2284 01:57:08.250 --> 01:57:08.590 Give me a. 2285 01:57:10.130 --> 01:57:10.270 Word. 2286 01:57:10.529 --> 01:57:12.779 Russell Brand is innocent. Okay. 2287 01:57:13.239 --> 01:57:13.779 Good luck with that. 2288 01:57:14.260 --> 01:57:14.680 Bye. 2289 01:57:14.720 --> 01:57:16.659 If you don't know the word, it's to prove you 2290 01:57:16.680 --> 01:57:19.239 made it to the end. Tweet the word at Sam. 2291 01:57:19.819 --> 01:57:21.020 At Sam Tripoli on X. 2292 01:57:21.460 --> 01:57:22.340 If you have the balls. 2293 01:57:22.439 --> 01:57:23.000 Bye. 2294 01:57:23.500 --> 01:57:34.050 Bye, everybody. Bye-bye. They run for life

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