Episode 34 : From Behind? の全文書き起こし

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:45.513 --> 01:46.773 [SPEAKER_04]: Here we have the music too. 01:46.813 --> 01:47.614 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, me too. 01:48.034 --> 01:48.794 [SPEAKER_06]: Me too, Perry. 01:49.455 --> 01:56.230 [SPEAKER_04]: I do something, I'm going to do what you normally do, because normally we start the show and we're going to go in a direction. 01:56.250 --> 01:57.693 [SPEAKER_04]: You say, wait, wait, can I do something? 01:58.114 --> 01:59.277 [SPEAKER_04]: I've got two things that 01:59.673 --> 02:04.216 [SPEAKER_04]: just happened during the last 30 minutes as we were about to record. 02:04.777 --> 02:06.158 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, is it wet? 02:09.660 --> 02:10.801 [SPEAKER_06]: Did you have an accident? 02:10.861 --> 02:11.682 [SPEAKER_04]: No, I did not. 02:11.722 --> 02:12.903 [SPEAKER_06]: You're an older man now. 02:13.003 --> 02:15.345 [SPEAKER_06]: I just was wanting to know something happened to the west. 02:15.805 --> 02:17.646 [SPEAKER_06]: 30 minutes and you haven't gotten up. 02:17.746 --> 02:18.507 [SPEAKER_06]: I thought you. 02:19.348 --> 02:20.629 [SPEAKER_06]: So you're either in a puddle. 02:20.909 --> 02:22.530 [SPEAKER_04]: I would not want to do an update on that. 02:22.650 --> 02:23.291 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay. 02:23.391 --> 02:24.051 [SPEAKER_04]: All right. 02:24.071 --> 02:25.912 [SPEAKER_04]: Two things that I saw on my phone. 02:29.495 --> 02:30.996 [SPEAKER_06]: Look how spontaneous we are. 02:31.176 --> 02:31.296 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 02:31.316 --> 02:31.916 [SPEAKER_04]: You see that? 02:32.456 --> 02:32.736 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 02:32.836 --> 02:33.817 [SPEAKER_04]: Good morning America. 02:34.517 --> 02:43.300 [SPEAKER_04]: I just saw on online that Robin Roberts and George Stephanopoulos just got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame together. 02:43.320 --> 02:44.841 [SPEAKER_06]: So that I saw that yesterday. 02:44.901 --> 02:45.201 [SPEAKER_04]: Did you? 02:45.341 --> 02:46.561 [SPEAKER_06]: That's amazing. 02:46.741 --> 02:47.522 [SPEAKER_04]: It is amazing. 02:47.762 --> 02:49.622 [SPEAKER_04]: It is in reading about it. 02:50.343 --> 02:53.604 [SPEAKER_04]: They are the longest tenured morning show team. 02:54.264 --> 03:00.791 [SPEAKER_04]: And that's funny to think about Bryant Gumball and Katie Kurek, David Hartman, John London. 03:00.891 --> 03:03.974 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you know, Al Jolson and Ben Crosby. 03:04.334 --> 03:06.656 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was an early version of the today show. 03:06.716 --> 03:07.277 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was. 03:07.737 --> 03:08.959 [SPEAKER_04]: And it would be great to watch it. 03:08.979 --> 03:15.545 [SPEAKER_04]: All the tapes were destroyed, because Al was in Blackface. 03:15.565 --> 03:17.807 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, just keep right on going. 03:18.668 --> 03:21.370 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's pretty amazing, and it's great for them. 03:21.470 --> 03:23.391 [SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations, Robin and George. 03:23.411 --> 03:26.673 [SPEAKER_06]: So they were longer than Charlie and Joan or David Hartman. 03:26.733 --> 03:27.854 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm seeing a problem at that. 03:27.934 --> 03:34.519 [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, yeah, I mean, if you think about it, well, when we left, it was still Charlie and Diane. 03:34.599 --> 03:34.739 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 03:34.759 --> 03:35.079 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 03:35.499 --> 03:38.521 [SPEAKER_04]: And then, but then Charlie left about a year after that. 03:38.861 --> 03:39.542 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 03:39.862 --> 03:43.945 [SPEAKER_04]: So eventually it got to Robin and, and I didn't think George would last. 03:45.325 --> 04:01.748 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, now here's what's funny about that because when he was when he got the job, there was some talk about, well, he's a political, you know, he was Clinton's chief political advisor, whatever the title was, strategist. 04:02.208 --> 04:08.571 [SPEAKER_04]: And people thought, well, that's a weird choice, and that's, but when you think about the shows, David Hartman was an actor. 04:08.891 --> 04:11.252 [SPEAKER_03]: He was the bold ones when he got the job. 04:14.613 --> 04:19.535 [SPEAKER_04]: Michael Strahan, the current host, is a football player, Nate Burlison, from the CBS show. 04:19.596 --> 04:20.476 [SPEAKER_04]: Is a football player? 04:20.856 --> 04:41.545 [SPEAKER_04]: So it's it's all kinds of people you know it is there's room for me you know what's as there's room for me still I was just about to say they should do a morning show with a former actor who's appeared on shows like a Remington steel and a former comedian who has opened for people like Sheila E that would be a who would that be? 04:43.932 --> 04:47.716 [SPEAKER_04]: one other thing I just want to read you beat and I want to do this before it goes away. 04:48.357 --> 04:51.200 [SPEAKER_04]: This is this just popped up on my Instagram page. 04:51.761 --> 04:52.782 [SPEAKER_04]: I hate this stuff. 04:52.922 --> 04:53.463 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, we can do it. 04:53.583 --> 04:54.123 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, good. 04:54.284 --> 04:54.684 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, good. 04:54.724 --> 04:55.605 [SPEAKER_06]: I love when that happens. 04:55.725 --> 04:58.949 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because I just hate this stuff. 04:59.329 --> 05:00.070 [SPEAKER_04]: So here it is. 05:00.686 --> 05:08.191 [SPEAKER_04]: it's an image of a doctor in a medical room about to perform a procedure and we don't see the patient or anything. 05:08.231 --> 05:09.372 [SPEAKER_04]: It's nothing graphic. 05:09.392 --> 05:09.933 [SPEAKER_04]: He's working. 05:10.293 --> 05:11.534 [SPEAKER_04]: He's preparing his instruments. 05:12.134 --> 05:14.896 [SPEAKER_04]: And and he's getting the tools ready? 05:17.198 --> 05:18.859 [SPEAKER_04]: You've got a laugh what I tell you what's in the doctor. 05:18.899 --> 05:21.541 [SPEAKER_04]: He's a pharmacologist. 05:21.561 --> 05:27.605 [SPEAKER_04]: And so it's label Hills All Die On as a gynecologist. 05:28.046 --> 05:30.076 [SPEAKER_04]: And this is an intro. 05:30.417

--> 05:32.085 [SPEAKER_04]: Number one, avoid letting your... 05:33.952 --> 05:34.952 [SPEAKER_06]: It's not a joke, huh? 05:35.052 --> 05:35.452 [SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead. 05:36.292 --> 05:37.993 [SPEAKER_06]: You don't think we're going to make a joke out of it? 05:38.333 --> 05:39.893 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, this is- What are we made of? 05:40.173 --> 05:41.113 [SPEAKER_06]: Here's number one. 05:43.234 --> 05:44.434 [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe I shouldn't have done that. 05:44.454 --> 05:45.154 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, do it. 05:45.274 --> 05:48.434 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you got- You're going to be kind of colleges with a lot of focus on the hills. 05:49.055 --> 05:51.055 [UNKNOWN]: Haha. 05:51.635 --> 05:52.815 [SPEAKER_04]: Haha. 05:53.135 --> 05:54.515 [SPEAKER_04]: Rob, speedwack, you killed me. 05:54.535 --> 05:55.356 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, ladies and gentlemen. 05:55.936 --> 05:59.956 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, number one of- I- You come on now. 06:00.477 --> 06:03.357 [SPEAKER_04]: Avoid letting your partner enter from behind. 06:03.869 --> 06:05.284 [SPEAKER_04]: It's bad for your uterus. 06:06.498 --> 06:07.018 [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know. 06:07.058 --> 06:07.359 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 06:07.799 --> 06:08.059 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 06:08.480 --> 06:15.705 [SPEAKER_06]: And you were concerned about the fact that last week and ex-plotive went by and you're talking about entering from behind. 06:16.146 --> 06:16.626 [SPEAKER_06]: Tony. 06:17.127 --> 06:19.068 [SPEAKER_06]: Wait, you're talking about that, maybe actually. 06:19.128 --> 06:19.328 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 06:19.348 --> 06:22.051 [SPEAKER_06]: You kiss your wife with that mouth? 06:22.331 --> 06:23.332 [SPEAKER_06]: That's terrible. 06:23.352 --> 06:24.352 [SPEAKER_04]: I shouldn't just get that out of here. 06:24.392 --> 06:30.497 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm so glad you did because you just give me so much crap for going to places that I shouldn't be going to. 06:30.838 --> 06:32.879 [SPEAKER_06]: And you're talking about entering from there. 06:35.877 --> 06:38.861 [SPEAKER_06]: Get ronda down here to hear a book kind of mouth to marry. 06:38.901 --> 06:50.194 [SPEAKER_06]: I really didn't I should have just You read it, you know, and before the show started we're sitting we're sitting and we're looking at each other And you're going through material and you're going I hate this stuff. 06:50.935 --> 06:52.116 [SPEAKER_04]: I can hear you saying it. 06:52.417 --> 06:53.218 [SPEAKER_04]: I hate this stuff 06:53.758 --> 06:54.439 [SPEAKER_04]: But here's the thing. 06:54.899 --> 06:56.601 [SPEAKER_04]: That's not why I wanted to read it. 06:56.721 --> 06:58.162 [SPEAKER_04]: That's just one of the items. 06:58.563 --> 07:01.485 [SPEAKER_04]: And you'll know which one I hate. 07:01.886 --> 07:03.828 [SPEAKER_04]: Number two, do not wear bras to bed. 07:03.968 --> 07:06.330 [SPEAKER_04]: It can damage breast tissue and reduce growth. 07:06.410 --> 07:07.611 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, then you need to stop. 07:12.494 --> 07:13.235 [SPEAKER_06]: Number three. 07:13.615 --> 07:15.496 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, there's been complaining about that. 07:15.917 --> 07:18.899 [SPEAKER_06]: Sometimes she hears the straps break in the middle of the night. 07:19.379 --> 07:21.841 [SPEAKER_04]: And they can hear her and take her eye out. 07:22.041 --> 07:26.745 [SPEAKER_04]: These tips have nothing to do with being a gynecologist with the exception of maybe that first one. 07:27.065 --> 07:34.611 [SPEAKER_04]: Number three, treating acne scars is hard and cost money taking acutane to clear acne is easier. 07:35.261 --> 07:38.842 [SPEAKER_04]: Number five your breasts can temporarily get fuller before your period. 07:39.042 --> 07:45.404 [SPEAKER_06]: He's focused a lot on the breasts But he's a kind of college What is the acne have to do with where he focuses his instruments? 07:45.624 --> 07:50.005 [SPEAKER_06]: That's right and that's right I mean is that a problem do people break out down there but not on their face? 07:50.305 --> 07:52.026 [SPEAKER_06]: Well if they do it's not acne 07:56.388 --> 08:05.857 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm glad you know you're going to a whole new Gary Stein kind of place How did you write you're right maybe we've traded places and here's the one that jumped out at me. 08:06.397 --> 08:07.478 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, those didn't okay. 08:07.618 --> 08:07.918 [SPEAKER_06]: All right 08:09.328 --> 08:19.230 [SPEAKER_04]: Use O-L-L, use O-L-L-G, no, I'm so use O-L-C-G toothpaste on Amazon for seven days straight and your teeth will look as white as pearls. 08:19.830 --> 08:27.531 [SPEAKER_04]: So obviously there's an ad inserted into his list of things that he's concerned about as a doctor or gynecologist. 08:27.911 --> 08:28.612 [SPEAKER_06]: That's not. 08:28.652 --> 08:29.792 [SPEAKER_06]: That's just an ad. 08:29.972 --> 08:30.592 [SPEAKER_06]: It's just an ad. 08:30.612 --> 08:36.053 [SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't, does he say in there as a disclaimer, don't substitute KY for toothpaste. 08:36.885 --> 08:37.866 [SPEAKER_06]: Does he say that at all? 08:38.126 --> 08:40.888 [SPEAKER_06]: That is not here any, you know, he should, he should. 08:41.208 --> 08:42.229 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that should be in there. 08:42.269 --> 08:44.911 [SPEAKER_04]: Your teeth look very oily today. 08:45.191 --> 08:46.572 [SPEAKER_04]: So that's the part that I think. 08:46.652 --> 08:50.455 [SPEAKER_06]: Something else looks like it's got a beam of light shooting out of it. 08:52.494 --> 08:55.516 [SPEAKER_06]: You could light up the sky if your pants are off. 08:58.799 --> 09:01.000 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, it's like the opening of a movie. 09:01.020 --> 09:19.634 [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 09:24.558 --> 09:36.490 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, well, you know what, I have been getting a lot of medical algorithms because of looking at stuff with about prostate cancer, Gary and I both have us, we have talked about it. 09:36.510 --> 09:38.011 [SPEAKER_06]: Leave me out of this, okay? 09:38.051 --> 09:38.752 [SPEAKER_06]: Why don't you have it? 09:38.812 --> 09:39.132 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't. 09:40.093 --> 09:40.734 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, right. 09:40.794 --> 09:41.935 [SPEAKER_06]: No, you're so much better. 09:42.576 --> 09:44.277 [SPEAKER_06]: All you have to do is have parts removed. 09:45.438 --> 09:46.059 [UNKNOWN]: That's right. 09:46.699 --> 09:56.207 [SPEAKER_04]: But, were you that old G2 phase, because I looked that stuff up, I have s ads in my algorithm. 09:57.028 --> 10:03.413 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say every third ad that comes up on my phone, and I'll be honest, is for 10:08.958 --> 10:25.672 [SPEAKER_04]: It's very disturbing because when it as I'm going through it for us like what is this what am I getting and then I realize oh They know you Yeah, well, they know me because I'm a prostate cancer Yeah, maybe I put that in once myself, but I spelled it wrong. 10:26.052 --> 10:30.496 [SPEAKER_06]: I put in reptile dysfunction so I get all these things of dinosaurs 10:32.217 --> 10:36.279 [SPEAKER_06]: you know, and I think it's dinosaurs who can't get it up. 10:36.639 --> 10:38.099 [SPEAKER_06]: I think that's what it is actually. 10:38.199 --> 10:40.820 [SPEAKER_04]: I put it in once and typed it wrong. 10:40.840 --> 10:46.303 [SPEAKER_04]: I put electoral dysfunction and I got a whole bunch of conspiracy theories about the election. 10:48.303 --> 10:48.743 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 10:49.124 --> 10:50.404 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 10:50.544 --> 10:52.265 [SPEAKER_06]: It's a good thing that we're linguists. 10:54.267 --> 10:55.628 [SPEAKER_06]: That was a great joke. 10:55.668 --> 10:56.869 [SPEAKER_06]: That was a great joke. 10:56.889 --> 10:58.791 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to leave it. 10:58.851 --> 11:00.852 [SPEAKER_06]: This is an edgy episode. 11:00.893 --> 11:04.615 [SPEAKER_06]: We should really raise how many viewers and listeners we have. 11:04.976 --> 11:07.718 [SPEAKER_04]: And when you say raise you mean like you take a pill. 11:07.738 --> 11:08.198 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 11:08.559 --> 11:08.759 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 11:09.019 --> 11:09.479 [SPEAKER_06]: You know what? 11:09.539 --> 11:12.582 [SPEAKER_06]: We just sound like two really frustrated old men. 11:13.022 --> 11:25.606 [SPEAKER_06]: yeah you know you're right you're right let's meet up in a park in raincoats i'm just like walk around waiting for the rain i have uh i have a since we last saw you i have two cares nobody needs that now 11:30.913 --> 11:32.775 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they can rubs me back. 11:33.095 --> 11:36.538 [SPEAKER_04]: Since we last saw you, this edition is called Look Up in the Sky. 11:36.838 --> 11:39.320 [SPEAKER_04]: This literally was in the news this past week. 11:39.861 --> 11:43.183 [SPEAKER_04]: This is from the United Press International. 11:43.584 --> 11:46.726 [SPEAKER_01]: Look, I'm in the sky, it's a fire, it's a change. 11:46.746 --> 11:48.248 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Superman. 11:48.388 --> 11:49.208 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Superman. 11:49.429 --> 11:53.212 [SPEAKER_01]: Strange visitor from another planet who came to work with the source of the military. 11:53.272 --> 11:55.314 [SPEAKER_06]: Marvel, you know, it was like an older man. 11:55.594 --> 11:56.395 [SPEAKER_06]: Superman. 11:57.160 --> 12:25.105 [SPEAKER_06]: boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots, boots 12:26.565 --> 12:27.768 [SPEAKER_06]: Superman it. 12:27.808 --> 12:28.069 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 12:28.409 --> 12:28.970 [UNKNOWN]: Yeah. 12:31.175 --> 12:34.642 [SPEAKER_05]: It was created as an answer to the Nazi party. 12:35.678 --> 12:46.822 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, calling him a Superman and making him dark-haired and not the Superman of the Nazi party, it was sort of a, it was a comment to what was going on overseas. 12:47.042 --> 12:47.162 [SPEAKER_05]: I do. 12:47.222 --> 12:50.423 [SPEAKER_05]: Because Schuster, a Joel Schuster, I think, is his daughter. 12:50.443 --> 12:55.045 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, he was, he was Jewish, and he wanted, he had things to say. 12:55.505 --> 12:59.046 [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, Superman was created as an answer to Nazism. 12:59.486 --> 13:00.507 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, he not know. 13:00.627 --> 13:05.411 [SPEAKER_06]: I did know it and he needed to send Superman over there to need to Europe. 13:05.772 --> 13:07.793 [SPEAKER_06]: We didn't need him in metropolis. 13:08.374 --> 13:09.435 [SPEAKER_06]: We needed him in Europe. 13:09.775 --> 13:15.500 [SPEAKER_04]: And can I just say, because we are a man of a certain age, I love George Reeves, a Superman. 13:15.520 --> 13:16.161 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 13:16.881 --> 13:19.664 [SPEAKER_04]: Even though he was, was he kind of a middle age Superman? 13:19.684 --> 13:20.444 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, he knows. 13:20.484 --> 13:21.105 [SPEAKER_04]: Probably not. 13:21.305 --> 13:29.528 [SPEAKER_06]: Was he like you're probably in his thirties but back then everyone I don't think so

because he was one of the Tarleton twins in gone with the wind in 1939 Was he really? 13:29.828 --> 13:36.991 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes Oh yeah before the end of the show we'll pull up a picture and show you because I'm just gonna make Rob work 13:38.922 --> 13:41.526 [SPEAKER_05]: He's opening scene, opening scene of Gone With The When he's in. 13:41.926 --> 13:42.527 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he is. 13:42.828 --> 13:43.829 [SPEAKER_06]: Was he right off the top? 13:44.089 --> 13:45.571 [SPEAKER_06]: Was he hit a teenager, I guess? 13:45.872 --> 13:47.054 [SPEAKER_04]: No, he wasn't. 13:47.214 --> 13:47.915 [SPEAKER_04]: He was a grown man. 13:48.275 --> 13:50.639 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was definitely in his 20s. 13:50.679 --> 13:50.979 [SPEAKER_06]: You know? 13:51.380 --> 13:52.421 [SPEAKER_04]: I never saw Gone With The When. 13:52.808 --> 13:55.370 [SPEAKER_06]: And why wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 13:55.731 --> 13:57.512 [SPEAKER_04]: You just, you just don't want to admit it. 13:57.532 --> 14:01.936 [SPEAKER_04]: But I, I've probably seen it once, maybe twice when it was on TV. 14:01.996 --> 14:02.697 [SPEAKER_04]: And I was younger. 14:02.857 --> 14:04.899 [SPEAKER_06]: That's one of those guilty pleasure movies for me. 14:05.359 --> 14:06.921 [SPEAKER_06]: I've, I've seen it in the movie theaters. 14:06.961 --> 14:10.304 [SPEAKER_06]: I saw it in the Zigfeld in New York on a giant screen. 14:10.344 --> 14:11.465 [SPEAKER_06]: It was unbelievable. 14:11.485 --> 14:13.187 [SPEAKER_06]: Were there cartoons before it in dancers? 14:13.767 --> 14:14.567 [SPEAKER_06]: Was it that long ago? 14:14.587 --> 14:18.049 [SPEAKER_06]: See, with you, there always has to be dancers and you don't want the cartoon version, do you? 14:18.850 --> 14:19.430 [SPEAKER_06]: I know you. 14:19.710 --> 14:21.711 [SPEAKER_04]: All right, here we go, once it's we last saw you. 14:21.731 --> 14:23.132 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, please, let's go. 14:24.393 --> 14:29.895 [SPEAKER_04]: The National Police Air Force in England sent a helicopter flight path that, oh, I'm sorry. 14:30.036 --> 14:31.576 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, let me, I've just read it. 14:31.676 --> 14:32.657 [SPEAKER_04]: Start out of a new Zanker. 14:33.909 --> 14:34.870 [SPEAKER_06]: You weren't news anchor. 14:35.150 --> 14:35.610 [SPEAKER_04]: Take two. 14:36.230 --> 14:37.131 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you might be right. 14:39.012 --> 14:48.657 [SPEAKER_04]: The National Police Air Force in England said a helicopter flight path that appeared to draw male genitalia in the sky was completely unintentional. 14:50.384 --> 14:50.784 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 14:51.425 --> 14:58.590 [SPEAKER_04]: So this is a police helicopter that obviously leaves a trail of some sort when it's flying around. 14:59.251 --> 15:10.859 [SPEAKER_04]: Fleet Hampshire resident Gordon Bird, oddly enough, 53 said he looked up at the helicopters flight tracking data, he looked up the helicopters flight tracking data. 15:10.919 --> 15:12.600 [SPEAKER_04]:

Oh, so it wasn't in the sky. 15:12.761 --> 15:13.001 [SPEAKER_04]: It was 15:13.923 --> 15:29.165 [SPEAKER_06]: okay this is weird you know what we have to make believe it's in the sky or this story is worthless can we just make leave and let me just ask you something and i just ask you something i know what you're gonna have to yell what depending on whether or not it's a black or a white pilot does that change the size of the genitalia 15:29.525 --> 15:46.792 [SPEAKER_04]: well it would so it this one it was on one a flight tracking data screen so I assume it was a white pilot black pilot will go over to screen right right okay I have three screens in my office at home now let me I think it's a wish list 15:49.253 --> 16:11.070 [SPEAKER_04]: all right so all right so I'm sorry and that I'm not really performing very well today because you have to leave that up to me and to Rob really I thought this was up in the sky that's why that's why I caught the segment look up in the sky but but it doesn't make sense that the flight tracking data 16:11.908 --> 16:12.848 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but that's what he did. 16:12.888 --> 16:22.911 [SPEAKER_04]: All right, New Hampshire resident Gordon Bird said he looked up the helicopter's flight tracking data when the aerial vehicle disturbed his two-year-old daughter's sleep at 11 p.m. on Monday. 16:23.471 --> 16:26.432 [SPEAKER_04]: He said he heard the chopper circling for about 15 to 20 minutes. 16:26.812 --> 16:35.594 [SPEAKER_04]: He said he was shocked when he looked up the data to see the National Police Air Service Helicopters flight path appear to draw and this is what jumped out at me. 16:36.232 --> 16:40.175 [SPEAKER_04]: a penis and testicles in the sky over Hampshire. 16:40.876 --> 16:41.236 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 16:42.557 --> 16:46.520 [SPEAKER_04]: A penis you in the sky in this a penis in the sky. 16:46.740 --> 16:48.302 [SPEAKER_04]: That was that's a bootleg. 16:48.642 --> 16:49.262 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 16:49.523 --> 16:50.103 [SPEAKER_06]: That's right. 16:50.603 --> 16:51.224 [SPEAKER_06]: That's right. 16:52.385 --> 16:54.847 [SPEAKER_06]: I think Elton John had a better time to solve. 16:56.495 --> 16:57.176 [SPEAKER_06]: with diamonds. 17:00.559 --> 17:01.660 [SPEAKER_06]: That's why he picked it. 17:02.180 --> 17:03.802 [SPEAKER_06]: That's why he picked it. 17:04.463 --> 17:08.406 [SPEAKER_06]: He sent the Bernie Talbin with him and I I got the song. 17:08.426 --> 17:09.227 [SPEAKER_06]: That makes the whole world sing. 17:15.933 --> 17:17.014 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay. 17:17.214 --> 17:17.574 [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway. 17:18.715 --> 17:22.459 [SPEAKER_06]: This is a really stupid show. 17:23.080 --> 17:26.963 [SPEAKER_04]: You can almost excuse the flying pattern. 17:27.003 --> 17:30.927 [SPEAKER_04]: And he was at the police said he was, they were trying to track down a stolen vehicle. 17:31.247 --> 17:32.909 [SPEAKER_04]: And so they were directing it where to go. 17:33.009 --> 17:34.110 [SPEAKER_04]: It just so happened to be. 17:34.610 --> 17:35.771 [SPEAKER_04]: in the shape of a penis. 17:36.111 --> 17:36.331 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. 17:36.351 --> 17:39.152 [SPEAKER_01]: The fact that it was in the shape of a penis and testicles? 17:39.493 --> 17:39.993 [SPEAKER_04]: Come on. 17:40.273 --> 17:40.833 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 17:41.294 --> 17:41.614 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 17:41.994 --> 17:50.538 [SPEAKER_06]: But I think they had a lot of trouble tracking it because apparently whatever was coming out of the back of the helicopter was changing shape. 17:50.939 --> 17:52.639 [SPEAKER_06]: It kept changing shape and size. 17:53.040 --> 17:57.182 [SPEAKER_06]: So I think that had to lot to do with whatever the pilot was looking at. 17:57.842 --> 18:03.187 [SPEAKER_06]: because apparently that was a fluid kind of change. 18:03.287 --> 18:03.667 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 18:04.327 --> 18:06.089 [SPEAKER_04]: I have another one, but I'm not going to do it. 18:07.310 --> 18:10.252 [SPEAKER_05]: I know that that image lasted for four hours. 18:10.573 --> 18:12.054 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I had to call his doctor. 18:13.955 --> 18:15.056 [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder if they took it now. 18:15.357 --> 18:16.718 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's the actual flight path. 18:16.898 --> 18:19.540 [SPEAKER_04]: But who's going to see that and get upset about it? 18:19.860 --> 18:21.442 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I mean, well, that guy did. 18:22.150 --> 18:30.537 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, a lot of guys probably ordered new products when they saw it thinking I can't replicate that Plus it's in this guy. 18:30.837 --> 18:38.003 [SPEAKER_05]: I've all right wife didn't see that helicopter all right Tony you're you are actually dead on when George Reeves played Superman. 18:38.223 --> 18:44.248 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, he was he started at age 38 and played it until he was 44 Wow, so he was a middle age super. 18:44.268 --> 18:48.412 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he was 42 when he played it on I love Lucy don't take this picture away 18:48.852 --> 18:57.597 [SPEAKER_04]: Rob has put up a picture which I always love that I love Lucy episode when he's on there Great, that's you so that might be the first ever crossover TV show. 18:57.877 --> 19:13.326 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah appears as Superman well he's he's he's there for to entertain some kids is that right For a little Ricky's birthday He first he couldn't come and so Lucy dressed up as Superman but for some reason war up football helmet 19:13.766 --> 19:16.747 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm really glad that I'm the only old-timey person. 19:16.827 --> 19:24.709 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm so glad that you guys helped to bring up the rear of current events and current stories. 19:24.730 --> 19:25.910 [SPEAKER_06]: I really am you today. 19:26.090 --> 19:26.610 [SPEAKER_04]: It's weird. 19:27.050 --> 19:27.410 [SPEAKER_04]: It's weird. 19:27.430 --> 19:29.671 [SPEAKER_06]: You're your mean most of the time and I'm you. 19:29.951 --> 19:31.232 [SPEAKER_04]: But don't think

he's right. 19:31.592 --> 19:31.912 [SPEAKER_04]: Don't. 19:33.072 --> 19:33.512 [SPEAKER_04]: Don't think. 19:33.672 --> 19:35.693 [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, that's the most current reference we've had so far. 19:35.753 --> 19:36.413 [SPEAKER_04]: Freaky Friday. 19:36.433 --> 19:38.474 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I was referring to the old one with John Aston. 19:39.774 --> 19:41.135 [SPEAKER_06]: Tony, can I be you for a second? 19:41.375 --> 19:42.035 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, go ahead. 19:43.211 --> 19:45.320 [SPEAKER_06]: We don't need dark wing duck in the hood. 19:51.633 --> 19:52.834 [SPEAKER_04]: that's good. 19:52.874 --> 19:53.475 [SPEAKER_04]: That's good. 19:54.135 --> 19:55.496 [SPEAKER_04]: I want to comment on this picture. 19:56.057 --> 19:59.139 [SPEAKER_04]: It's a great color picture of George Reeves as Superman. 19:59.720 --> 20:03.302 [SPEAKER_04]: He's flying, but he is flying at street level. 20:04.023 --> 20:09.047 [SPEAKER_04]: This must have been when he was in his 40s and couldn't get further up in the air. 20:09.067 --> 20:15.812 [SPEAKER_06]: There's a story about certain reasons why George Reeves couldn't fly that high because of weight that was in the front of 20:19.267 --> 20:20.128 [SPEAKER_04]: Are you serious? 20:20.568 --> 20:20.808 [SPEAKER_06]: No. 20:21.168 --> 20:21.489 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 20:21.569 --> 20:21.849 [SPEAKER_04]: All right. 20:22.229 --> 20:22.429 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 20:22.449 --> 20:22.809 [SPEAKER_04]: Very good. 20:23.309 --> 20:25.311 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm just trying to stay with the theme of the show. 20:25.331 --> 20:26.071 [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, no. 20:26.091 --> 20:26.831 [SPEAKER_06]: You presented. 20:27.172 --> 20:27.472 [SPEAKER_06]: All right. 20:27.512 --> 20:29.393 [SPEAKER_05]: Let's, let's, let's, let's, you'll want to this then. 20:31.094 --> 20:33.795 [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe there are things we shouldn't linger on the whole show. 20:33.855 --> 20:34.596 [SPEAKER_05]: The whole show. 20:34.636 --> 20:35.136 [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you. 20:35.356 --> 20:36.917 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's used me granny. 20:37.517 --> 20:38.618 [SPEAKER_06]: Can we just say something? 20:38.898 --> 20:44.181 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, this is, he's the consummate producer because I love when he does what makes you think so. 20:45.561 --> 21:08.027 [SPEAKER_04]: Because when he's he's producing on the fly right now, which you know, and he's saying let's let's shift gears now Yeah, he's like galmin on on the old Registrar taller When galin's really yeah, he was annoying when George Reeves was 25 is when he played one of the Tarleton twins and we have that clip Hey, we'll talk about the barbecue the wolves are given over 12. 21:08.088 --> 21:11.468 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's a good idea Yeah, he's barbecue with us, so I just call it. 21:11.548 --> 21:12.069 [SPEAKER_02]: There he is 21:19.745 --> 21:20.545 [SPEAKER_00]: I just love to. 21:20.605 --> 21:25.286 [SPEAKER_00]: If only, if only, if only I didn't have everyone in the day, not ready. 21:25.306 --> 21:26.887 [SPEAKER_02]: Well honey, you can't do that to us. 21:27.167 --> 21:28.707 [SPEAKER_02]: How about if we tell you a secret? 21:28.987 --> 21:29.287 [SPEAKER_00]: Cooper. 21:29.888 --> 21:31.648 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you don't miss Melanie Hamilton from Atlanta. 21:31.788 --> 21:32.688 [SPEAKER_02]: Nancy Wilkes Cousin? 21:32.888 --> 21:34.289 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, she's visiting the Wilkes's at 12. 21:34.329 --> 21:35.749 [SPEAKER_00]: Melanie Hamilton. 21:35.789 --> 21:36.009 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 21:36.349 --> 21:37.610 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, she hates Melanie. 21:37.950 --> 21:38.170 [SPEAKER_05]: No. 21:38.230 --> 21:39.150 [SPEAKER_05]: She hates. 21:39.710 --> 21:44.151 [SPEAKER_04]: And it would not include it in that clip that we just ran from gone with the win. 21:44.251 --> 21:46.112 [SPEAKER_04]: It was an ad lib that she made. 21:46.132 --> 21:47.132 [SPEAKER_04]: They cut out of the movie. 21:47.411 --> 21:54.418 [SPEAKER_04]: when she turns to the twin plate by George Reeves and says, you know, I'd love to see you in some red and blue tights. 21:55.199 --> 21:57.922 [SPEAKER_04]: And that's what prompted the idea for him to play Superman. 21:58.552 --> 22:02.555 [SPEAKER_06]: you're absolutely right and actually that was shot out of order. 22:02.975 --> 22:09.679 [SPEAKER_06]: So Haddy McDaniel took her pants off and she was wearing red tights bought for her by red butler. 22:12.120 --> 22:14.522 [SPEAKER_06]: Because he asked her at one point, did you? 22:14.622 --> 22:15.922 [SPEAKER_06]: Are you wearing that pedicode? 22:15.982 --> 22:16.523 [SPEAKER_06]: I bought you. 22:16.883 --> 22:19.745 [SPEAKER_06]: She hikes up her dress and shows that she's wearing the red one. 22:20.806 --> 22:25.531 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Mr. Stein, you is bad is bad looking at this picture. 22:25.651 --> 22:30.117 [SPEAKER_05]: Did George Reeves ever make anything where he wasn't wearing tight pants Go to the right. 22:30.137 --> 22:33.681 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, no the other guy who still who cares nobody else 22:36.924 --> 22:42.230 [SPEAKER_06]: That's Jack Larson, who ultimately played Jimmy Olson in Superman. 22:42.651 --> 22:44.593 [SPEAKER_04]: It is not, it is not. 22:44.653 --> 22:47.296 [SPEAKER_06]: He was of a different proclivity than George Reeves. 22:49.378 --> 22:51.040 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 22:51.080 --> 22:52.501 [SPEAKER_04]: You served jury duty. 22:52.721 --> 22:53.622 [SPEAKER_06]: Ah, so what? 22:55.384 --> 22:58.427 [SPEAKER_06]: You didn't even comment on on my tag there. 22:58.467 --> 22:59.748 [SPEAKER_06]: It says juror number 12. 22:59.768 --> 23:03.251 [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, you didn't I was listening I wasn't listening. 23:03.371 --> 23:04.472 [SPEAKER_04]: You responded to it. 23:04.712 --> 23:06.373 [SPEAKER_04]: I know we're getting old. 23:06.693 --> 23:10.096 [SPEAKER_04]: I said what makes you during number 12 Yeah, I had jury duty. 23:10.136 --> 23:11.177 [SPEAKER_04]: I said we get to that later

23:11.337 --> 23:12.778 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but you didn't make a joke out of it. 23:12.818 --> 23:17.740 [SPEAKER_06]: What you did is you brought in a sense we last saw you that didn't have enough research done for it. 23:17.920 --> 23:19.321 [SPEAKER_06]: No, actually be accurate. 23:19.441 --> 23:22.823 [SPEAKER_04]: I actually have to say my research efforts were not thorough. 23:23.403 --> 23:25.064 [SPEAKER_06]: So Thursday, I had jury duty. 23:25.244 --> 23:26.385 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, thank you. 23:26.765 --> 23:30.166 [SPEAKER_06]: And there's a picture here of me as a juror. 23:30.567 --> 23:31.167 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, hello. 23:31.527 --> 23:31.727 [SPEAKER_06]: Hello. 23:33.408 --> 23:34.028 [SPEAKER_06]: Wait a minute. 23:34.508 --> 23:34.728 [SPEAKER_06]: What? 23:35.248 --> 23:36.369 [SPEAKER_06]: Is that you in the middle? 23:37.169 --> 23:38.009 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's me in the middle. 23:38.029 --> 23:39.189 [SPEAKER_06]: It's me all the way on the right. 23:39.249 --> 23:39.649 [SPEAKER_04]: Look at me. 23:39.669 --> 23:40.209 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 23:40.229 --> 23:42.190 [SPEAKER_04]: That's a look at this. 23:42.270 --> 23:43.110 [SPEAKER_04]: That's fantastic. 23:43.390 --> 23:43.670 [SPEAKER_04]: All right. 23:43.690 --> 23:47.291 [SPEAKER_04]: So we're showing a poster for the old movie, 12 Angry Men. 23:47.671 --> 23:49.892 [SPEAKER_04]: But most of the jurors are Gary. 23:49.912 --> 23:50.192 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes. 23:50.452 --> 23:51.312 [SPEAKER_06]: That's great. 23:51.752 --> 23:56.573 [SPEAKER_06]: And I will tell you that Rob made that for me in about 30 seconds. 23:57.358 --> 24:00.180 [SPEAKER_06]: So how do you make, how do you make that? 24:00.400 --> 24:03.443 [SPEAKER_05]: Do you ask the hard part of this getting into the courthouse? 24:03.883 --> 24:06.105 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, he had to sneak in at night. 24:07.746 --> 24:09.227 [SPEAKER_06]: This is really great. 24:09.947 --> 24:17.673 [SPEAKER_05]: No, actually, according to Chad GPT, all of the jurors are supposed to be Gary, but Chad GPT dropped the ball on about a third of them. 24:17.933 --> 24:21.556 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but you can kind of see their very good. 24:21.576 --> 24:23.017 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's not very good. 24:23.517 --> 24:30.801 [SPEAKER_06]: But the one all the way on the right at the bottom looks the most like me because I think that's my smile But there's something else very significant about this rock. 24:30.821 --> 24:31.722 [SPEAKER_06]: Keep it up for a minute. 24:31.822 --> 24:32.042 [SPEAKER_06]: Sure. 24:32.362 --> 24:34.523 [SPEAKER_06]: This is the first time And it's been written up. 24:35.023 --> 24:50.532 [SPEAKER_06]: It's the first time that all jurors in a trial have been Jewish and And it went down in history because all of these guys Said that the money that they were being paid as a day right for being a juror was too low 24:51.563 --> 25:02.175 [SPEAKER_06]: And so when I went to jury do the other day they make an announcement when you first get in there and they tell you Oh, this is amazing that this woman actually did this. 25:02.395 --> 25:03.196 [SPEAKER_06]: She was very nice. 25:04.117 --> 25:09.262 [SPEAKER_06]: They split you up and like a whole bunch of you go into one jury room and then another and another 25:09.843 --> 25:16.587 [SPEAKER_06]: because they have like 50 people and there was only going to be like one case, but you don't know what's going to happen, right? 25:16.968 --> 25:19.409 [SPEAKER_06]: So she's explaining to all of us what the rules are. 25:19.449 --> 25:28.015 [SPEAKER_06]: We have to watch a short video and then she says with a little smirk on her face, you get paid $5 a day. 25:30.155 --> 25:34.538 [SPEAKER_06]: and it'll take several weeks for you to get the five dollars in a check in the mail. 25:35.559 --> 25:45.527 [SPEAKER_06]: Which is, you know, it costs them probably enough to go through all that paperwork, put these things in an envelope, put a stamp on it and send you your five dollars. 25:45.547 --> 25:48.148 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, isn't a first class stamp like 60 cents now? 25:48.409 --> 25:49.129 [SPEAKER_06]: I think so. 25:49.289 --> 25:54.633 [SPEAKER_05]: So that's like, let's like over 10% of your jersey is being spent to get you your 25:58.396 --> 26:03.438 [SPEAKER_04]: that says we have to pay if someone's going to serve as a juror, we have to pay them a nominal amount. 26:03.738 --> 26:08.401 [SPEAKER_04]: That's probably been that for 40 years and they've just stuck with it, but that makes no sense. 26:08.701 --> 26:21.847 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, also for her, going against the hierarchy of the Essex County court system in New Jersey, she said, and yes, potential jurors, it is a low number. 26:22.882 --> 26:30.266 [SPEAKER_06]: and you should write letters suggesting that this is not keeping up with expenses today. 26:31.507 --> 26:34.448 [SPEAKER_06]: And I thought, wow, that's a little odd. 26:34.549 --> 26:40.072 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, I could bribe you to not report this so that you don't lose your job. 26:40.112 --> 26:44.754 [SPEAKER_06]: And I wanna get $6 a day, or I'm gonna, because I'm a pretty good businessman. 26:44.794 --> 26:45.875 [SPEAKER_06]: You're a master criminal. 26:46.135 --> 26:46.575 [SPEAKER_06]: I am. 26:47.035 --> 26:47.356 [SPEAKER_06]: I am. 26:47.556 --> 26:49.437 [SPEAKER_06]: Wait a minute, I see an opportunity, yeah. 26:49.857 --> 26:51.779 [SPEAKER_06]: Look, can I tell you something about the... 26:51.900 --> 26:53.962 [SPEAKER_06]: So, I did my civil duty. 26:54.182 --> 26:55.003 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, civil duty. 26:55.384 --> 26:56.786 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, civil duty. 26:56.806 --> 26:57.486 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, civil duty. 26:57.567 --> 26:58.528 [SPEAKER_06]: It's both, Tony. 26:58.688 --> 26:59.309 [SPEAKER_06]: You know? 26:59.569 --> 27:00.750 [SPEAKER_06]: I did my civic duty. 27:00.770 --> 27:01.932 [SPEAKER_06]: I got corrected, you know? 27:01.952 -->

27:03.934 [SPEAKER_06]: I have an authority problem. 27:04.095 --> 27:04.795 [UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha. 27:05.616 --> 27:08.037 [SPEAKER_06]: And well, that could be a problem in the courtroom. 27:08.137 --> 27:11.518 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, it was, but they didn't know about it. 27:11.618 --> 27:12.259 [SPEAKER_06]: Here's the thing. 27:12.799 --> 27:13.819 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. 27:14.039 --> 27:17.621 [SPEAKER_06]: When you first get in, you're in a single room with everyone. 27:17.881 --> 27:18.101 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 27:18.181 --> 27:23.323 [SPEAKER_06]: And then they say, listen up, and people are dreading, you know, cops are wearing costumes as cops. 27:23.343 --> 27:24.383 [SPEAKER_06]: They're not costumes. 27:24.423 --> 27:24.903 [SPEAKER_06]: There you go. 27:24.923 --> 27:28.244 [SPEAKER_04]: They're costumes, because they're robbing for each of them as costumes. 27:28.685 --> 27:29.005 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 27:29.445 --> 27:31.986 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, because they didn't seem very loud fit. 27:33.967 --> 27:40.408 [SPEAKER_06]: They're, they're, they're, it's good, it was close to Halloween, they're dressed in these costumes and they feel all efficacious. 27:41.048 --> 27:42.809 [SPEAKER_06]: I told you, I haven't authority problem. 27:43.149 --> 27:44.649 [SPEAKER_06]: And they're all pumped up, you know? 27:45.269 --> 27:46.209 [SPEAKER_06]: And they're, and they're in there. 27:46.229 --> 27:52.370 [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm thinking, your assignment, obviously as a police officer, is to handle jurors. 27:52.830 --> 27:59.091 [SPEAKER_06]: So like, you know, how, you know, how, how, you know, adept, you have to be at your job, little mister. 27:59.431 --> 28:01.432 [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm thinking, I haven't authority problem. 28:01.692 --> 28:01.912 [SPEAKER_06]: So. 28:02.512 --> 28:04.333 [SPEAKER_06]: they're there and they're saying, listen up. 28:05.273 --> 28:08.014 [SPEAKER_06]: We only didn't want to say this one time to everybody. 28:08.654 --> 28:11.375 [SPEAKER_06]: We're going to call your names, split you up into groups. 28:11.955 --> 28:13.956 [SPEAKER_06]: And so they split us into the groups. 28:14.016 --> 28:15.096 [SPEAKER_06]: We watch the videos. 28:15.636 --> 28:19.598 [SPEAKER_06]: And then they announced a whole bunch of names from the different groups. 28:20.078 --> 28:21.738 [SPEAKER_06]: My name was called in the first group. 28:22.099 --> 28:22.739 [SPEAKER_06]: You go out. 28:23.359 --> 28:23.599 [SPEAKER_06]: All right. 28:23.719 --> 28:25.600 [SPEAKER_06]: Everybody closer to the desk, 28:30.567 --> 28:37.493 [SPEAKER_06]: If you, you know, I'm here doing my civic duty and I don't want to be treated like I'm actually a criminal. 28:37.633 --> 28:38.434 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh my goodness. 28:38.454 --> 28:40.516 [SPEAKER_06]: You're objecting to this already. 28:41.076 --> 28:41.557 [SPEAKER_06]: Already. 28:41.597 --> 28:42.037 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 28:42.077 --> 28:43.959 [SPEAKER_06]: Then they make us walk down a hallway. 28:43.979 --> 28:48.043 [SPEAKER_06]: They call names and we have to walk down a hallway single file. 28:49.163 --> 28:53.547 [SPEAKER_06]: I haven't done that some school, you know, and to be fair, you're not on trial here. 28:53.587 --> 28:54.227 [SPEAKER_06]: You're the drummer. 28:54.347 --> 29:03.414 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm going to be on trial and I'm, I'm also ready to just like walk down the hall and the guys going, keep it going, everyone, keep it going. 29:03.715 --> 29:10.200 [SPEAKER_06]: And I'm thinking, you know, you have a very small job, you know, you have a very small job. 29:10.660 --> 29:13.902 [SPEAKER_06]: And I used to be a big time TV producer. 29:13.923 --> 29:15.183 [SPEAKER_06]: You have a very small job. 29:15.964 --> 29:18.305 [SPEAKER_06]: And I also start to feel like I did something wrong. 29:18.545 --> 29:21.366 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, like, like, I'm a criminal. 29:21.806 --> 29:25.987 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I see you turning around saying, hey, hey, I'm volunteering to do this. 29:26.207 --> 29:28.007 [SPEAKER_04]: It's not for you to get people to come in here. 29:28.047 --> 29:30.268 [SPEAKER_04]: Just be happy I'm here making five bucks. 29:30.468 --> 29:30.848 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 29:31.348 --> 29:35.329 [SPEAKER_06]: And I left my gun in the car because I know that I can't bring it into the courthouse. 29:35.369 --> 29:36.470 [SPEAKER_04]: And hopefully you didn't say that. 29:36.850 --> 29:38.370 [SPEAKER_06]: No, you know, I have a gun. 29:38.390 --> 29:43.092 [SPEAKER_06]: So no, I didn't, and luckily, I'm not defensive. 29:43.452 --> 29:43.832 [SPEAKER_06]: Luckily. 29:44.652 --> 29:52.359 [SPEAKER_06]: So we walk he goes this is a long hallway and I thought I'm sure most of us can make it So we get that a long hallway. 29:52.720 --> 29:57.204 [SPEAKER_06]: He sends 25 of us into one particular case. 29:57.684 --> 30:06.272 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and we all have to sit there to take a seat You know where the audience will sit for the for the production and for the production. 30:06.553 --> 30:08.795 [SPEAKER_06]: It's a court try everything's show business 30:09.335 --> 30:24.191 [SPEAKER_06]: So we sit there and he says how long do we anticipate this production running they may run one night I don't know so he says wait for the judge and he's going to read questions that all of you need to respond to if there's a problem 30:25.112 --> 30:28.833 [SPEAKER_06]: So finally, you know, and we're waiting and like I'm thinking, what's the judge doing? 30:28.853 --> 30:31.393 [SPEAKER_06]: How long does it take to put the rope costume on? 30:31.433 --> 30:35.474 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, not that long, so he finally comes into the court. 30:35.494 --> 30:39.675 [SPEAKER_06]: Rumi says, hi, I'm judge Abrams and he, well, welcome's all of us. 30:39.795 --> 30:41.496 [SPEAKER_06]: And then I think you're probably Jewish. 30:41.916 --> 30:46.477 [SPEAKER_06]: And so I don't know how you

know, I don't know how you got the job. 30:46.857 --> 30:47.077 [SPEAKER_06]: So, 30:48.699 --> 31:05.393 [SPEAKER_06]: He reads the questions and one of them at the last question has to do with whether or not there's something that prevents you from being able to fulfill the job and he said, and this case, because you're signing up for two potential days of jury duty or a case. 31:06.394 --> 31:21.083 [SPEAKER_06]: So he says this case is going to go into next week, either ending on Friday or Monday, and he reads the thing and he says, so does anybody have an objection, a something that's going to be in the way, and I put my hand up. 31:21.423 --> 31:24.225 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, and I'm right in the front because I like a front seat. 31:24.385 --> 31:27.006 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why when I'm already very defensive. 31:27.166 --> 31:27.447 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 31:27.607 --> 31:27.747 [SPEAKER_04]: So 31:28.267 --> 31:29.387 [SPEAKER_04]: You like to be close to the show. 31:29.567 --> 31:33.248 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, sir, Nick, would you get up and stand in the front, please? 31:33.848 --> 31:36.828 [SPEAKER_06]: And I think you don't want me to automatically walk up to the judge. 31:36.848 --> 31:38.409 [SPEAKER_06]: You want to tell me when it's okay. 31:38.629 --> 31:38.829 [SPEAKER_05]: Right. 31:38.929 --> 31:40.489 [SPEAKER_06]: Again, not defensive at all. 31:40.969 --> 31:42.609 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm just ready to start a fist fight. 31:43.190 --> 31:44.130 [SPEAKER_06]: And so I walk up. 31:44.350 --> 31:48.770 [SPEAKER_06]: The judge calls me up in the two, the prosecutor and the defense attorney. 31:48.790 --> 31:49.631 [SPEAKER_06]: They're both there. 31:50.111 --> 31:52.591 [SPEAKER_06]: The judge calls me up and there are three people there. 31:52.671 --> 31:53.511 [SPEAKER_06]: One of them is a woman. 31:54.351 --> 31:57.372 [SPEAKER_06]: And he says, what is your problem? 31:58.444 --> 32:05.131 [SPEAKER_06]: I look over at her and I said, well, the case is going to go till Friday and on Thursday I'm having her near surgery. 32:05.231 --> 32:05.712 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, right. 32:05.872 --> 32:14.881 [SPEAKER_06]: And he said, he said, go home and I said, nice meeting you and I turned around and I walked out and I was dismissed and I'm good for three years. 32:15.142 --> 32:16.223 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 32:16.363 --> 32:16.823 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 32:16.904 --> 32:18.705 [SPEAKER_06]: So you got full credit. 32:18.826 --> 32:19.146 [SPEAKER_04]: I did. 32:19.366 --> 32:20.367 [SPEAKER_04]: I got full credit. 32:20.387 --> 32:20.748 [SPEAKER_04]: 5 bucks. 32:21.610 --> 32:42.186 [SPEAKER_05]: Not yet but do you get it for sure of course I get it if I don't I'm suing now this is this is weird I was on the website for the county and we have video of the judge coming in to the court Oh, okay, yeah, let's say it's audio Yeah, he ain't this cold is now in session. 32:42.666 --> 32:44.127 [SPEAKER_01]: It's Tony I love to pick me. 32:44.307 --> 32:44.948 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here he is 32:52.691 --> 33:14.907 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just about ready to do that thing, don't want no tears at all on the lines Well, I don't want the wild up by this judge you hip and that he knows He'll give you time if you're big or small Fall in line with his coldest knee, please brother Light up your condition Good job, good job Good job, good job 33:16.355 --> 33:19.779 [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you, we are not old-timey. 33:19.879 --> 33:22.061 [SPEAKER_04]: I love that you guys are so current. 33:22.241 --> 33:25.304 [SPEAKER_04]: That is that is super old-timey but can I tell you something? 33:25.524 --> 33:25.785 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 33:25.845 --> 33:28.707 [SPEAKER_04]: I work first work with Donnie Simpson at WKYS. 33:28.988 --> 33:33.112 [SPEAKER_04]: We like to play comedy segments every now and then and we would play some you know. 33:33.721 --> 33:40.128 [SPEAKER_04]: Eddie Murphy or whatever who over the current comedians were, but we played a lot of old stuff and that's one of the things we played a couple of times I loved it. 33:40.168 --> 33:41.029 [SPEAKER_06]: My parents loved it. 33:41.069 --> 33:52.160 [SPEAKER_06]: My grandfather couldn't watch it because he couldn't watch pig meat markum because he was kosher That's from hit the famous pig meat markum album Nicked kosher 33:55.451 --> 33:56.412 [SPEAKER_04]: All right, that's great. 33:56.432 --> 34:01.134 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, uh, speaking of your surgery, we're going to have to talk about that, uh, at some point. 34:01.314 --> 34:04.876 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well, you know, if we talk about it later, it brings up the way the show started. 34:04.896 --> 34:06.597 [SPEAKER_06]: So I have a really good story to go with that. 34:07.678 --> 34:08.798 [SPEAKER_04]: They may be we won't bring it up. 34:09.139 --> 34:10.740 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, we're going to take a much-needed break. 34:10.820 --> 34:12.721 [SPEAKER_04]: Regroup, we'll be back with more. 34:12.741 --> 34:13.541 [SPEAKER_04]: You got to be kidding me. 34:13.561 --> 34:15.242 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, wait, wait, wait, we won't be regrouping. 34:15.262 --> 34:16.123 [SPEAKER_06]: Just don't worry about it. 34:16.363 --> 34:17.683 [SPEAKER_06]: They're going to want to be any regrouping. 34:17.723 --> 34:18.104 [SPEAKER_06]: You'll see. 34:18.244 --> 34:18.864 [SPEAKER_06]: It'll be the same. 34:19.144 --> 34:19.524 [SPEAKER_06]: Or worse. 34:20.145 --> 34:22.626 [SPEAKER_03]: And now back to you, gotta be kidding me. 34:22.806 --> 34:23.767 [SPEAKER_03]: Here's Tony in Gary. 34:24.393 --> 34:25.233 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I thank you, sir. 34:25.253 --> 34:29.976 [SPEAKER_04]: That's half of you got to be kidding me, is brought to you by Hask-Heritonic. 34:30.216 --> 34:31.437 [SPEAKER_05]: Remember you heard it there first? 34:31.637 --> 34:35.939 [SPEAKER_04]: Hask-Herit and Skeptry have been guaranteed control for problem-dandruff. 34:36.079 --> 34:37.060 [SPEAKER_04]: Here's what I love about this.

34:37.820 --> 34:39.341 [SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't solve the problem. 34:39.441 --> 34:42.343 [SPEAKER_04]: It just controls the damage or the damage. 34:42.363 --> 34:48.126 [SPEAKER_06]: It controls it so that you continue to have it, so you will use Hask, but I'm upset with you about something. 34:48.266 --> 34:48.566 [SPEAKER_06]: Why? 34:49.226 --> 34:50.107 [SPEAKER_06]: And you too, Rob. 34:52.151 --> 34:53.933 [SPEAKER_04]: You noticed anything different here today. 34:53.953 --> 34:55.415 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, okay. 34:55.435 --> 34:55.795 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see. 34:55.815 --> 34:56.536 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see Gary. 34:56.776 --> 34:57.217 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me see. 34:57.457 --> 35:00.921 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me lose the ask Rob. 35:02.002 --> 35:02.423 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wait. 35:02.503 --> 35:05.326 [SPEAKER_04]: Did you did you get a haircut? 35:06.127 --> 35:06.587 [SPEAKER_04]: I did. 35:06.607 --> 35:08.850 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I didn't think you noticed. 35:11.152 --> 35:12.554 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you didn't notice. 35:12.674 --> 35:13.675 [SPEAKER_04]: I got a haircut too. 35:13.915 --> 35:14.856 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, who would notice? 35:15.217 --> 35:22.144 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I didn't notice before we start it because I was on before you because we did a whole other show, which you don't know about. 35:22.685 --> 35:24.707 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, and Robson, hey, did you get a haircut? 35:25.312 --> 35:28.874 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know, I got you a gift instead of an ID bracelet with your name on it. 35:29.255 --> 35:40.783 [SPEAKER_06]: I wound up getting you tweezers and I had your name engraved and I think you should give yourself your own haircuts because how long would that take my my be on our last episode. 35:41.043 --> 35:41.423 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 35:41.643 --> 35:45.066 [SPEAKER_04]: I was very grateful for the headphones because my hair was a little out of control. 35:45.886 --> 35:46.946 [SPEAKER_06]: What what does that mean? 35:46.966 --> 35:48.047 [SPEAKER_06]: How did it control? 35:48.427 --> 35:48.667 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 35:48.687 --> 35:52.107 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, let me ask it was wispy and it was in your eyes Wasn't wispy. 35:52.147 --> 35:54.488 [SPEAKER_04]: That's not what happens, but what's happened? 35:54.748 --> 36:01.749 [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's it's it's too long and when it gets too long It starts growing unevenly, but let me ask you a question. 36:01.929 --> 36:04.430 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no But I have a lot of gray hair now. 36:04.690 --> 36:13.432 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and gray hair has a different texture and I think even grove is no matter where it is Is that right 36:17.675 --> 36:21.256 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that just means that you're not looking down. 36:24.537 --> 36:26.277 [SPEAKER_04]: Good enough, I was fast. 36:26.617 --> 36:29.098 [SPEAKER_04]: You know what, every year, you're quick. 36:29.418 --> 36:30.218 [SPEAKER_04]: One once a year. 36:31.238 --> 36:32.879 [SPEAKER_04]: So you're gray hair. 36:33.919 --> 36:34.399 [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that. 36:34.439 --> 36:36.499 [SPEAKER_06]: Look at Tony Perkins, picture of him. 36:36.759 --> 36:37.780 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, in high school. 36:37.800 --> 36:38.800 [SPEAKER_04]: That's in high school. 36:38.820 --> 36:39.860 [SPEAKER_04]: What a fro that is. 36:39.880 --> 36:40.460 [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that fro. 36:40.520 --> 36:41.941 [SPEAKER_04]: It almost looks like a wig. 36:43.221 --> 36:45.123 [SPEAKER_04]: Real thick curly hair. 36:45.463 --> 36:48.026 [SPEAKER_04]: I used to be able to stick pencils in my hair. 36:48.186 --> 36:52.570 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, sometimes lose them I write you know, where's my pencil and then if someone it's in your hair? 36:52.931 --> 36:55.493 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, did you put the pencils in when you were mad at yourself? 36:55.553 --> 36:58.596 [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, was it like stabbing yourself in the head with a pencil? 36:58.616 --> 36:59.337 [SPEAKER_06]: So storage. 36:59.477 --> 37:01.679 [SPEAKER_06]: It was just a store storage right at the time. 37:01.759 --> 37:04.462 [SPEAKER_05]: Did you take the time to disrespect Mr. Cotter? 37:06.225 --> 37:08.867 [SPEAKER_06]: That was me that was my that's right. 37:08.927 --> 37:09.628 [SPEAKER_06]: I stand correct. 37:09.768 --> 37:16.953 [SPEAKER_04]: I had I had an affer of the could match yours Yeah, you did actually did But so you're gray hair. 37:17.274 --> 37:21.217 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, my gray hair like sticks out straight. 37:21.397 --> 37:25.520 [SPEAKER_04]: It does your gray hair do weird stuff It it does it does. 37:25.780 --> 37:32.145 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so I just use ask and I might mad it down No, but I mean for you there you go. 37:32.505 --> 37:34.767 [SPEAKER_06]: You know really we got to contact them 37:35.828 --> 37:36.729 [SPEAKER_06]: We need a sponsor. 37:37.710 --> 37:38.090 [SPEAKER_04]: You're right. 37:38.110 --> 37:38.430 [SPEAKER_04]: You're right. 37:38.750 --> 37:41.713 [SPEAKER_04]: Wouldn't that be great if all our sponsors were old timing products? 37:42.034 --> 37:42.634 [SPEAKER_04]: Shows. 37:43.575 --> 37:43.775 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 37:44.035 --> 37:44.516 [SPEAKER_04]: Chicklets. 37:45.116 --> 37:45.657 [SPEAKER_04]: Chicklets. 37:45.797 --> 37:46.337 [SPEAKER_04]: Chicklets. 37:46.598 --> 37:46.998 [SPEAKER_04]: Do they? 37:47.158 --> 37:48.159 [SPEAKER_04]: They still make Chicklets. 37:48.419 --> 37:50.381 [SPEAKER_04]: Are you still love Chicklets when I was a kid? 37:50.401 --> 37:50.681 [SPEAKER_04]: Me too. 37:50.942 --> 37:53.164 [SPEAKER_04]: They came in that little pouch with the window. 37:53.464 --> 37:53.985 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 37:54.125 --> 37:56.026 [SPEAKER_04]: Little tiny pieces of gum. 37:56.086 --> 37:58.188 [SPEAKER_04]: It was probably a choking hazard or something, but. 37:58.529 --> 37:59.790 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, but that's okay. 37:59.910 --> 38:00.651 [SPEAKER_04]: If we're making money. 38:01.355 --> 38:01.936 [SPEAKER_04]: Chris go. 38:02.978

--> 38:07.187 [SPEAKER_04]: You never see an ad for Chris go because it's isn't it just large? 38:07.388 --> 38:08.310 [SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty cool. 38:08.490 --> 38:12.318 [SPEAKER_06]: It is, but it's also potentially if there's a money problem, it's a nighttime product. 38:17.585 --> 38:36.404 [SPEAKER_06]: I love people who are listening can't tell the tone he just covered this you realize when you cover your face you think it protects you for being on the show it doesn't you're actually here and you and you have buy-in you've got into this show I don't yeah I don't want to happen 38:37.585 --> 38:39.286 [SPEAKER_04]: But I love how you put it. 38:39.326 --> 38:41.327 [SPEAKER_04]: It's a nighttime product. 38:41.527 --> 38:42.308 [SPEAKER_04]: I cleaned it up. 38:42.548 --> 38:44.589 [SPEAKER_04]: That could be high current. 38:44.689 --> 38:46.710 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Rob just melts up high current. 38:46.910 --> 38:48.972 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that would be great, man. 38:49.032 --> 38:53.294 [SPEAKER_04]: That was the thing when you were a young teen High karate. 38:53.334 --> 39:02.319 [SPEAKER_04]: That was a cheat-colon If I probably didn't even smell good because as a kid or you know a young teen or need to be coming a man I'm sure we put too much of it on 39:02.699 --> 39:15.048 [SPEAKER_05]: Tony, I know you're a local guy, this might not mean as much to Gary, but high karate is available at drug fair and we're other fine felons Absolutely right, that's right, and now that I think about it was the ad kind of racist. 39:15.408 --> 39:15.828 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. 39:16.149 --> 39:16.289 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 39:16.369 --> 39:17.710 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah Doing karate. 39:17.890 --> 39:18.931 [SPEAKER_05]: I have a chance to do this 39:22.774 --> 39:28.381 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, he bought that gong for a song and he does want to use it whenever he can. 39:28.401 --> 39:31.664 [SPEAKER_05]: It's got to make for itself, right? 39:31.985 --> 39:36.811 [SPEAKER_04]: I have got, I've got a since we last saw you part two. 39:37.331 --> 39:37.892 [SPEAKER_04]: Now this one. 39:40.274 --> 39:45.935 [SPEAKER_06]: And before you do it, before you do it, did you research this one any better than you research the first one? 39:46.215 --> 39:48.516 [SPEAKER_04]: I did and even during the break, I read it. 39:48.556 --> 39:49.496 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, we did your job. 39:49.516 --> 39:50.656 [SPEAKER_04]: That's all right. 39:51.416 --> 39:52.677 [SPEAKER_04]: I just find this amusing. 39:52.977 --> 39:57.238 [SPEAKER_04]: This is from ndtv.com, it's one of my favorites. 39:58.258 --> 39:59.278 [SPEAKER_04]: They have a lot of funny stories. 39:59.318 --> 40:03.479 [SPEAKER_04]: And I think they're Indian because a lot of the stories seem to have Indian people in them. 40:03.999 --> 40:04.299 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 40:04.319 --> 40:04.499 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 40:04.539 --> 40:05.679 [SPEAKER_04]: This one. 40:06.820 --> 40:07.520 [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the headline. 40:07.760 --> 40:08.520 [SPEAKER_04]: Lots of cheese. 40:09.413 --> 40:12.634 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, indians like from Asia. 40:13.195 --> 40:13.855 [SPEAKER_04]: I say, yes. 40:13.935 --> 40:14.295 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 40:14.615 --> 40:15.455 [SPEAKER_04]: Like co-cheese. 40:17.076 --> 40:17.796 [SPEAKER_04]: Just asking. 40:20.357 --> 40:21.598 [SPEAKER_04]: You just make me laugh. 40:22.078 --> 40:25.980 [SPEAKER_06]: A broken arrow, the TV series, co-cheese, was played by Michael and Sarah. 40:26.460 --> 40:27.800 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, let's move on. 40:27.980 --> 40:28.801 [SPEAKER_04]: Was played by who? 40:29.181 --> 40:31.782 [SPEAKER_06]: Michael and Sarah, he was married to Barbara Eden. 40:32.588 --> 40:33.628 [SPEAKER_04]: And he played Cochise? 40:33.868 --> 40:34.148 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes. 40:34.469 --> 40:36.989 [SPEAKER_06]: Did he put and make up on to darken his skin? 40:37.369 --> 40:47.092 [SPEAKER_06]: He, you know, they didn't allow indigenous people to really, in those days on television, it was always like, you know, you're, you're unfortunate white person who got the job, you know? 40:47.172 --> 40:53.674 [SPEAKER_04]: But, but, but, but, but frequently white people would play Indians and they would just, they were just white. 40:53.714 --> 40:54.474 [SPEAKER_04]: They didn't need it. 40:54.994 --> 40:59.597 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because they didn't have a makeup budget, you know, so they just they were just white and they stayed that way. 40:59.657 --> 41:00.878 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so he was okay. 41:01.098 --> 41:03.700 [SPEAKER_04]: All right We're often a very different tangent. 41:03.720 --> 41:04.140 [SPEAKER_04]: Here we go. 41:04.340 --> 41:07.442 [SPEAKER_06]: That never happens Here's the headline. 41:07.622 --> 41:14.407 [SPEAKER_04]: All Australian restaurant fires Italian chef for refusing to put pineapple on pizza 41:15.187 --> 41:18.148 [SPEAKER_04]: The chef said, it's an insult to my culture. 41:18.488 --> 41:19.108 [SPEAKER_06]: You know what? 41:19.228 --> 41:19.928 [SPEAKER_06]: Thank God. 41:20.068 --> 41:21.148 [SPEAKER_06]: I love that guy. 41:21.168 --> 41:22.248 [SPEAKER_06]: You really? 41:22.308 --> 41:29.350 [SPEAKER_06]: Because I'm a moonstruck, because I hate, I hate putting just designers to love. 41:29.770 --> 41:37.451 [SPEAKER_04]: You and Rob are of a mind, because I love that Rob brings up music, like he does when we're doing these things. 41:37.691 --> 41:41.312 [SPEAKER_04]: He brings up what in my ear is just, oh, it's Italian flavored music. 41:41.372 --> 41:43.472 [SPEAKER_04]: You knew right away, it's from Moonstruck. 41:43.632 --> 41:48.576 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, no, it's a very famous Italian song, but it was used all the way through moon struck. 41:48.636 --> 41:49.477 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, okay. 41:49.497 --> 41:49.917 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 41:50.097 --> 41:52.399 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was like the theme from moon struck or something like that. 41:52.519 -->

41:54.661 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm smart, but I'm not that smart. 41:56.362 --> 41:59.025 [SPEAKER_04]: The chef said he was fired roughly a fortnight. 41:59.145 --> 42:00.906 [SPEAKER_04]: I love that because it's in a fortnight. 42:00.926 --> 42:01.246 [SPEAKER_06]: A fortnight? 42:01.527 --> 42:02.107 [SPEAKER_04]: A fortnight. 42:02.127 --> 42:03.068 [SPEAKER_06]: We are a little tiny. 42:03.408 --> 42:04.909 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's that is old timing. 42:05.249 --> 42:14.214 [SPEAKER_04]: After a meeting with the management, who had a number of complaints about his behavior, including his refusal to serve him and pineapple pizza for guests at a function. 42:14.474 --> 42:15.254 [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the issue. 42:15.675 --> 42:28.342 [SPEAKER_04]: It was a function that the people holding it had paid $15,000 for, and they kept coming to him during the function saying, I got to get a pizza with some ham and pineapple on it, and he kept refusing. 42:29.262 --> 42:31.423 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, okay, I have a problem with that. 42:33.024 --> 42:35.846 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want any designer garbage on pizza. 42:35.906 --> 42:37.527 [SPEAKER_06]: I want pizza to just be pizza. 42:37.847 --> 42:43.890 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want all this new stuff I don't want like a corn cob or anything like that or the fucking decent cobs. 42:43.910 --> 42:47.972 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you can see that sometimes You know we're like a donkey leg, you know 42:49.293 --> 43:03.998 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know stuff that just doesn't belong there, you know, so you're one of these like sheep dip sheep dip I don't want that on there, but you don't want you don't like a pineapple or ham on a pizza It's called a Hawaiian pizza. 43:04.018 --> 43:05.099 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, move to LA. 43:05.119 --> 43:10.961 [SPEAKER_06]: That's where they do all of that, you know, it's just it's just unfortunate But here's the thing about the story hold on Rob. 43:11.101 --> 43:11.261 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes 43:12.001 --> 43:13.502 [SPEAKER_06]: If, yeah, Rob, don't come in. 43:13.542 --> 43:13.762 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. 43:14.082 --> 43:16.844 [SPEAKER_06]: So I was trying to find a way to keep them out. 43:17.304 --> 43:18.665 [SPEAKER_06]: I really don't have anything to say. 43:18.685 --> 43:32.773 [SPEAKER_06]: So, I do think that if a customer who's going to spend a decent amount of money requests something like that, get off your high horse, put horse meat on a pizza if they want it. 43:33.193 --> 43:33.794 [SPEAKER_04]: You know? 43:34.294 --> 43:34.914 [SPEAKER_04]: That's, I agree. 43:34.935 --> 43:35.515 [SPEAKER_06]: So, do it. 43:35.555 --> 43:36.235 [SPEAKER_06]: It's a restaurant. 43:36.255 --> 43:37.316 [SPEAKER_06]: They're there to make money. 43:37.796 --> 43:39.017 [SPEAKER_06]: You don't have to be behind it. 43:39.357 --> 43:50.060 [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly, that's my, and this guy filed a, uh, a discrimination case saying that he was, you know, hey, uh, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm protecting my culture here by doing that, of course. 43:50.080 --> 43:52.521 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, if he's got some extra time, he should die. 43:52.781 --> 43:56.422 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, uh, come on, why did you earn on the jury? 43:56.442 --> 43:59.323 [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, as you got out of jury duty, that's pretty hard. 43:59.363 --> 44:01.844 [SPEAKER_06]: It's a pretty good reason for them to excuse me. 44:02.084 --> 44:06.445 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that would be a very good reason, uh, Rob, I just want your opinion here. 44:07.065 --> 44:19.231 [SPEAKER_04]: Are you adamant about Topping's on pizza like are you an anti because people are vehement about this no pineapple no him on a pizza Yeah, Ryan is one of the great Italians. 44:19.351 --> 44:22.092 [SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to create a challenge me and Michael and Sarah 44:24.233 --> 44:27.195 [SPEAKER_05]: I am pro Hawaiian pizza love Hawaiian pizza. 44:27.215 --> 44:27.395 [SPEAKER_05]: Wow. 44:27.435 --> 44:29.076 [SPEAKER_05]: However, I will say this. 44:29.136 --> 44:35.660 [SPEAKER_05]: They're don't Man, that's the last straw. 44:35.680 --> 44:37.321 [SPEAKER_05]: That's the last episode. 44:37.381 --> 44:40.183 [SPEAKER_05]: That's what made him walk away and I put straw on a pizza 44:44.426 --> 45:00.337 [SPEAKER_05]: I'll tell you this before I I divulge what I will not have on a pizza is I did choose that song from the moon struck soundtrack by because I knew you would like it that was chosen with you and must do not play cake me I see through you yes 45:01.458 --> 45:07.928 [SPEAKER_05]: So give me your viewpoint, because there is a place that there are two two of them. 45:07.948 --> 45:10.953 [SPEAKER_05]: There's one of these burg one in sterling, and it's called fireworks pizza. 45:11.233 --> 45:14.799 [SPEAKER_05]: My son worked there, a gourmet pizza, no one asked what your son does. 45:14.819 --> 45:15.199 [SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead. 45:17.058 --> 45:25.025 [SPEAKER_05]: many people have, but they have a lot of fancy boutique pizzas and one of them is called the Guadalajara. 45:25.145 --> 45:30.088 [SPEAKER_05]: It's Robert's favorite and it's a Mexican game pizza with like with like taco. 45:30.128 --> 45:31.910 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, because he brings it into the house. 45:32.010 --> 45:33.191 [SPEAKER_05]: So this is why I know about it. 45:33.271 --> 45:34.672 [SPEAKER_05]: No, you make a meat on the porch. 45:36.963 --> 45:38.384 [SPEAKER_06]: That's a tough room. 45:38.424 --> 45:38.984 [SPEAKER_06]: You're nuts. 45:39.324 --> 45:39.905 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm right. 45:40.105 --> 45:42.566 [SPEAKER_04]: There's no one who feels like we can't get through the story. 45:42.626 --> 45:43.907 [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to get through this. 45:44.287 --> 45:45.548 [SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead, keep trying. 45:46.169 --> 45:52.633 [SPEAKER_05]: But they top it with taco-style toppings, including lettuce, and lettuce should never be hot. 45:53.673 --> 45:54.454 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no. 45:54.534 -->

45:55.134 [SPEAKER_05]: Right, no, no. 45:55.454 --> 45:59.397 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so that, I mean, it could cause a fire like lithium batteries. 46:00.885 --> 46:16.049 [SPEAKER_04]: there's in the most lettuce when you buy it on the bottom where the heal is or whatever that is, it says do not do not heat up, but he is, this is his and actually my daughter's favorite pizza this makes it and I bring them both in. 46:16.149 --> 46:17.830 [SPEAKER_05]: What's the tell her name? 46:17.850 --> 46:18.650 [SPEAKER_05]: You didn't tell her name. 46:18.670 --> 46:20.870 [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to find out what kind of bagels his wife likes. 46:21.070 --> 46:21.911 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly. 46:22.151 --> 46:23.011 [SPEAKER_05]: What's your daughter's name? 46:23.451 --> 46:27.134 [SPEAKER_05]: My daughter's name is Julia and I was like, I'm playing with that here. 46:27.474 --> 46:36.942 [SPEAKER_04]: Of course, if you are interested in this stuff, Rob does have a podcast that he does with his partner Josh called Still Talken, available wherever you get your- They'll do all of this on their show. 46:37.082 --> 46:38.082 [SPEAKER_05]: Right, right. 46:38.123 --> 46:41.785 [SPEAKER_05]: Somehow lands differently on that show, probably. 46:42.206 --> 46:43.487 [SPEAKER_05]: No, but yeah, I don't like- 46:44.087 --> 46:49.877 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't like too many vegetables on a pizza, especially veggies that don't respond well to heat. 46:50.157 --> 46:51.339 [SPEAKER_05]: And case in point. 46:51.679 --> 46:54.825 [SPEAKER_06]: And you could have vegetables on a pizza and fart a lot. 46:55.305 --> 46:55.866 [SPEAKER_06]: That's true. 46:56.843 --> 46:58.364 [SPEAKER_06]: Broccoli is not a good idea. 46:58.584 --> 46:59.525 [SPEAKER_05]: No, you know what is it? 46:59.545 --> 47:03.147 [SPEAKER_05]: They do in the Midwest that I don't care for sour crowd on pizza. 47:03.947 --> 47:05.188 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's terrible. 47:05.268 --> 47:08.430 [SPEAKER_05]: I love pizza, and I love sour crowd, but never heard of that. 47:08.510 --> 47:21.737 [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 47:24.639 --> 47:26.801 [SPEAKER_05]: you're asking Tony what vegetable he likes. 47:27.141 --> 47:27.862 [SPEAKER_05]: How would he know? 47:28.403 --> 47:29.324 [SPEAKER_06]: I eat vegetables. 47:29.484 --> 47:39.213 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I've never, when all the meals we had together, if the vegetable came with dessert, you'd have some, but you never, you know, I do eat vegetables, but I do eat dessert. 47:39.273 --> 47:39.754 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I do. 47:39.974 --> 47:40.634 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 47:40.694 --> 47:47.661 [SPEAKER_06]: He says to the waitress at the very beginning of a meal, I'd like a cranberry juice on the rocks with an extra glass of ice. 47:48.042 --> 47:48.282 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 47:48.722 --> 47:50.383 [SPEAKER_06]: And I would like some lettuce on the side. 47:51.383 --> 47:53.704 [SPEAKER_06]: And a dessert menu. 47:53.944 --> 47:54.604 [SPEAKER_04]: No questions. 47:55.004 --> 47:55.324 [SPEAKER_04]: All right. 47:55.584 --> 47:56.464 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Rob. 47:56.504 --> 47:57.205 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you. 47:57.245 --> 47:57.885 [SPEAKER_04]: That's my question. 47:57.905 --> 47:58.805 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, thanks, Rob. 47:58.825 --> 47:59.685 [SPEAKER_06]: Thanks for coming on. 48:00.005 --> 48:01.406 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's time to send your kids. 48:01.426 --> 48:02.166 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, well. 48:04.547 --> 48:05.487 [SPEAKER_04]: I've said this before. 48:05.827 --> 48:07.748 [SPEAKER_04]: You are a mean show host. 48:09.568 --> 48:10.389 [SPEAKER_04]: And what's your point? 48:12.089 --> 48:22.095 [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm a great director, I've always said, you know, because people lament 12 really angry man. 48:22.996 --> 48:24.857 [SPEAKER_04]: That should be the new name of my movie. 48:25.557 --> 48:27.959 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that could be, yes, yes, yes, yes. 48:29.880 --> 48:33.222 [SPEAKER_04]: I've always said, because people always complain, oh, I don't want to get on jury duty. 48:33.302 --> 48:34.803 [SPEAKER_04]: I've served on a jury before. 48:35.607 --> 48:40.593 [SPEAKER_04]: It was like 30 years ago I'm surprised my name has not come up again, although maybe it's what happened. 48:40.613 --> 48:42.455 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, the felon can't be on a jury. 48:45.599 --> 48:51.066 [SPEAKER_04]: They probably didn't like my input on the jury because I kept arguing, come on man. 48:51.807 --> 48:52.067 [SPEAKER_04]: O.J. 48:52.087 --> 48:52.768 [SPEAKER_04]: couldn't have done this. 48:53.008 --> 48:53.969 [SPEAKER_06]: That's right. 48:54.109 --> 48:54.730 [SPEAKER_06]: That's great. 48:55.190 --> 48:56.231 [SPEAKER_06]: Were you wearing gloves? 48:58.774 --> 49:00.396 [SPEAKER_06]: Sorry. 49:01.457 --> 49:02.939 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm having a very weird day. 49:03.019 --> 49:03.419 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know. 49:03.439 --> 49:04.420 [SPEAKER_04]: But you're not sorry at all. 49:08.120 --> 49:13.942 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, when you see like a good thing to say, right, when people say, I don't want to serve on a jury. 49:14.082 --> 49:16.143 [SPEAKER_04]: I've always, this is what I've always said. 49:16.543 --> 49:29.749 [SPEAKER_04]: There's an easy way to get out of this as you're, when they're going, like what you went through, is there any reason someone can't, as when you're doing being interviewed, just say, just say this and you can use any minority group you want. 49:30.089 --> 49:34.991 [SPEAKER_04]: But just say, as they're polling the jurors, just say, I hope this case involves Mexicans. 49:35.671 --> 49:39.054 [SPEAKER_04]: Or I like this piece, it involves black,

whatever. 49:39.274 --> 49:41.135 [SPEAKER_06]: I thought about it, I thought about it. 49:41.235 --> 49:43.917 [SPEAKER_04]: It's your right, you're right, you're right, you're right. 49:43.937 --> 49:48.361 [SPEAKER_04]: You will not serve, you'll get some looks from people, but you will not serve on the journey. 49:48.401 --> 49:49.482 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's very funny. 49:50.302 --> 49:54.325 [SPEAKER_04]: You mentioned early in the show, and so I guess we should go here. 49:54.466 --> 49:57.468 [SPEAKER_04]: You are a legitimately having surgery. 49:57.488 --> 49:59.329 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49:59.589 --> 50:01.511 [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, is this from a medical show? 50:01.871 --> 50:02.732 [SPEAKER_06]: You are, ER. 50:02.752 --> 50:04.053 [SPEAKER_06]: ER, okay, okay. 50:04.593 --> 50:05.894 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, you're having surgery? 50:05.974 --> 50:06.715 [SPEAKER_04]: It's upcoming week. 50:07.035 --> 50:09.396 [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah, hernia surgery. 50:09.696 --> 50:09.817 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 50:09.837 --> 50:11.097 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm having a hernia put in. 50:13.319 --> 50:14.820 [SPEAKER_06]: Because I've never had one. 50:15.180 --> 50:17.121 [SPEAKER_04]: And I feel like, you know, with our hernia. 50:17.141 --> 50:19.102 [SPEAKER_04]: Because I've had, I've had hernia surgery. 50:19.383 --> 50:22.144 [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, again, you know, everybody has again. 50:22.164 --> 50:23.045 [SPEAKER_06]: It can't be my own. 50:24.522 --> 50:26.524 [SPEAKER_06]: Everybody I talked to I get no sympathy. 50:26.584 --> 50:29.106 [SPEAKER_06]: I told every man I have served to go. 50:29.126 --> 50:36.252 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've had three of them But isn't this what you were talking about recently the Tony has to glam on to all of your ailments? 50:36.272 --> 50:38.554 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's gonna tell a nice hernia story now. 50:38.594 --> 50:40.195 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I got no story about it. 50:40.536 --> 50:41.216 [SPEAKER_04]: I bet you do. 50:41.577 --> 50:45.180 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no It went well Did you want to do the surgery? 50:45.200 --> 50:51.605 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 50:52.165 --> 50:53.686 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, what was your preference? 51:01.691 --> 51:02.412 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god. 51:03.052 --> 51:07.415 [SPEAKER_04]: So tell me how bad is your, well, it's bad enough to have surgery. 51:07.655 --> 51:08.116 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 51:08.416 --> 51:09.396 [SPEAKER_04]: So tell us what's happening. 51:09.697 --> 51:10.637 [SPEAKER_06]: It is a little bit. 51:12.315 --> 51:28.250 [SPEAKER_06]: I have choices because it's manageable, but there is something that I feel that doesn't belong in the space it's in and I want it done because it is affecting being able to go to the gym and this morning when I got up,

I just went, I moved a certain way and I went, wow, because it doesn't normally hurt. 51:29.031 --> 51:31.693 [SPEAKER_06]: And I don't rush to doctor's appointments. 51:32.294 --> 51:33.194 [SPEAKER_06]: I am somewhat 51:33.955 --> 51:43.943 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, I've got a little bit of a phobic thing about medicine, you know, doctors, you know, whatever, but whenever I have something wrong, I immediately go and try to get it fixed. 51:44.544 --> 51:46.766 [SPEAKER_06]: So I am phobic, but I get it done. 51:47.346 --> 51:49.768 [SPEAKER_04]: So I want to make sure I remember correctly. 51:49.908 --> 51:57.054 [SPEAKER_04]: A hernia, is that when the like an organist protruding through the muscle wall or something like that? 51:57.074 --> 51:58.275 [SPEAKER_06]: No, it's a uterine problem. 51:59.656 --> 51:59.896 [SPEAKER_06]: What? 51:59.956 --> 52:00.257 [SPEAKER_06]: What? 52:01.897 --> 52:24.106 [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, yeah, what's happening down there when you're, you either have some kind of fatty material or a muscle that has protruded and, you know, I was told by my doctor that we're not made right, which is a topic you and I have dealt with on the old version of this show many times because I had suggestions about how we should have been made better. 52:24.246 --> 52:24.686 [SPEAKER_06]: That is true. 52:24.746 --> 52:26.127 [SPEAKER_06]: We'll do that again sometime. 52:26.307 --> 52:26.527 [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, yes. 52:26.647 --> 52:33.413 [SPEAKER_06]: But the doctor said to me, that area of our lower core wall, and I cleaned that up. 52:34.233 --> 52:35.654 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow, he did it. 52:35.855 --> 52:36.956 [SPEAKER_06]: All right, all right. 52:37.496 --> 52:39.898 [SPEAKER_06]: That's a femoral hernia. 52:39.958 --> 52:43.421 [SPEAKER_06]: There's a picture of the various hernias. 52:43.781 --> 52:49.506 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Rob is put up a picture, a drawing of different hernias, an embolicle. 52:49.826 --> 52:53.209 [SPEAKER_05]: So you're, normally wouldn't do this, but this is my screen saver. 52:53.289 --> 52:54.410 [SPEAKER_05]: So he's able to get a quick 52:55.010 --> 52:59.533 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, can I just say, yeah, now the picture cuts off at a very key point. 52:59.713 --> 53:00.293 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, does. 53:00.533 --> 53:05.336 [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently, the guy has hurt his, but he also seems to have been gifted in a way. 53:05.576 --> 53:06.016 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 53:06.136 --> 53:08.597 [SPEAKER_05]: And with who cares about the protrusion? 53:08.677 --> 53:09.678 [SPEAKER_04]: What does that mean? 53:09.858 --> 53:13.860 [SPEAKER_06]: The femoral hernia that's down below looks more like this belongs to a woman. 53:15.369 --> 53:19.211 [SPEAKER_06]: you know, but the enguyenel hernia in enguyenel. 53:19.231 --> 53:19.991 [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I had. 53:20.231 --> 53:20.991 [SPEAKER_06]: Inguyenel? 53:21.192 --> 53:21.452 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 53:21.592 --> 53:21.812 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 53:21.932 --> 53:22.472 [SPEAKER_06]: Are you sure? 53:22.492 --> 53:26.994 [SPEAKER_04]: If it weren't wine, that would be more of a woman's kind of hernia. 53:27.394 --> 53:28.295 [SPEAKER_04]: What kind do you have? 53:28.555 --> 53:29.135 [SPEAKER_04]: Philopian. 53:32.005 --> 53:33.426 [SPEAKER_04]: Tony, what kind of do you have again? 53:33.446 --> 53:43.092 [SPEAKER_04]: I think in Guino, I think that's what it's called. 53:43.132 --> 53:44.273 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the great stuff. 53:44.333 --> 53:45.774 [SPEAKER_05]: With white clam sauce. 53:45.894 --> 53:46.795 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 53:47.795 --> 53:49.436 [SPEAKER_04]: After they took that, we ate it. 53:49.456 --> 53:49.977 [SPEAKER_04]: We ate it. 53:50.057 --> 53:51.538 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, man. 53:51.558 --> 53:52.939 [SPEAKER_06]: We're not eating body parts. 53:52.999 --> 53:54.159 [SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, no. 53:54.179 --> 53:55.961 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, put the in Guino on a pizza. 53:57.782 --> 53:59.263 [SPEAKER_04]: What's the work there? 53:59.323 --> 53:59.863 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes. 53:59.903 --> 54:01.124 [SPEAKER_06]: Do you know what kind you have? 54:01.947 --> 54:03.875 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I have one that's right above the nuts. 54:09.350 --> 54:32.176 [SPEAKER_06]: And you know what that's called in a nutsle in nutsle which is a jewish hernia right right Okay, so so you know, I've told various people That this is happening and like you Almost everybody says I've had that I've had that and so and some you know people are weird man They'll say like oh, yeah, you're gonna be in a lot of pain. 54:32.796 --> 54:35.396 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, oh, no, I've had that I've had that already 54:38.457 --> 54:39.758 [SPEAKER_06]: What get ready. 54:39.778 --> 54:43.600 [SPEAKER_06]: I thought first of all, I am ready. 54:44.100 --> 54:46.842 [SPEAKER_06]: Secondly, I don't need your advice because that's nothing. 54:47.262 --> 54:54.567 [SPEAKER_06]: So yesterday I got a return phone call from my original partner Sam and Grafia are not ready for podcast players. 54:54.687 --> 54:54.887 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 54:54.927 --> 54:56.768 [SPEAKER_06]: How one of my 54:58.712 --> 55:22.500 [SPEAKER_06]: friends and you know he I'd said to him I'm I'm having hernia surgery on Thursday and he said oh my God I had three I had three and then yeah I same salmon I were both older you know we're both older than you He's a little bit older than me he's in a place now where his stories can have a lot of detail 55:23.668 --> 55:43.434 [SPEAKER_06]: and he said oh yeah and he told me a little bit about the first one and I thought okay were we really going to go all through through all three but then he said he said you know and his doctor he didn't love this the first doctor was a woman and I said oh man so I have to have everything off and he said well of course you have to have everything I'm going to 55:45.755 --> 56:02.839 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, because I'm in embarrassed kind of guy, you know, like, but anyway, my my surgeon's

a man, but his first one was a woman and he said, yeah, and you know, she told me what's a sort of be ready for and he said, you know, yeah, get ready. 56:03.319 --> 56:08.500 [SPEAKER_06]: And then he said, you know, she, she told me and he started laughing and he said, yeah, she told me that, uh, 56:10.225 --> 56:18.947 [SPEAKER_06]: You'll like this, but I'll really like it because I think it means something really good, much bigger than what I'm actually going to say. 56:19.608 --> 56:22.588 [SPEAKER_06]: He said, I said, well, what did she tell you, Sam? 56:23.529 --> 56:26.309 [SPEAKER_06]: He said she told me that my penis was going to get black. 56:27.770 --> 56:28.090 [SPEAKER_06]: I said, 56:29.025 --> 56:52.206 [SPEAKER_06]: what he said yeah apparently they kind of you know we're all going to grab our crutches right now because he said yeah apparently they clamp it during the surgery so it doesn't get in the way and maybe you have to tell the truth about something because believe me if they're going to clamp my penis I'll tell them whatever they want to hear and he said so it can go kind of black and 56:54.027 --> 56:55.949 [SPEAKER_06]: First of all, is that true? 56:56.009 --> 56:58.390 [SPEAKER_06]: And secondly, why are you telling me that? 56:58.531 --> 56:59.351 [SPEAKER_06]: Right, you don't. 56:59.571 --> 57:03.454 [SPEAKER_06]: And I thought if it's going to be black, I'm going to finish with a bigger penis. 57:03.494 --> 57:04.175 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's going to. 57:04.215 --> 57:04.855 [SPEAKER_04]: That's enough. 57:05.195 --> 57:05.456 [SPEAKER_04]: Right. 57:06.116 --> 57:07.057 [SPEAKER_06]: It's enough, Courtney. 57:07.097 --> 57:08.258 [SPEAKER_04]: Not here's what I want you to do. 57:08.278 --> 57:13.342 [SPEAKER_04]: But when you go in, when you're being wheeled in, you should say, am I going to get the black penis? 57:14.863 --> 57:17.566 [SPEAKER_06]: Do I get the black penis model and the surgeon? 57:17.806 --> 57:24.033 [SPEAKER_06]: God forbid he's black, but I know he's not because I've already met him Well, because he's not gonna like that. 57:24.113 --> 57:27.697 [SPEAKER_06]: He's not gonna like that that you know because what's that nice? 57:27.897 --> 57:34.565 [SPEAKER_04]: Because we could cut that out It just really takes you in a very There's a Gary Steinhit to say about his surgeon 57:34.945 --> 57:39.970 [SPEAKER_06]: No, I was going to say that I was going to be accused of appropriation. 57:40.150 --> 57:47.938 [SPEAKER_06]: Right, because if I'm right, if I'm white, I don't deserve a black penis, right? 57:47.958 --> 57:50.420 [SPEAKER_06]: Let me slack people would think that I don't deserve one. 57:50.680 --> 57:51.521 [SPEAKER_04]: Let me just say this. 57:51.581 --> 57:55.384 [SPEAKER_04]: First of all, I've never heard that that they clamp your penis. 57:55.744 --> 58:01.288 [SPEAKER_04]: So my first question would be, as Sam is getting older, is he misremembering things, perhaps? 58:01.829 --> 58:03.530 [SPEAKER_04]: Or when did he have the surgery? 58:03.610 --> 58:06.852 [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe they did do that at one point, but they don't do it now. 58:08.113 --> 58:10.415 [SPEAKER_06]: He said he had to write a horse for the hospital. 58:12.476 --> 58:15.497 [SPEAKER_06]: And you said what about, yeah, a little house on the prairie. 58:15.817 --> 58:17.777 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can spend those days. 58:17.857 --> 58:18.077 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 58:18.457 --> 58:20.478 [SPEAKER_05]: And also, you know, I've talked to Sam. 58:20.538 --> 58:23.439 [SPEAKER_05]: He's nice, but he's certainly unique. 58:24.079 --> 58:25.979 [SPEAKER_05]: This isn't something he asked for. 58:26.019 --> 58:26.999 [SPEAKER_05]: Is this not a unique? 58:27.379 --> 58:28.600 [SPEAKER_04]: No, he's unique. 58:28.660 --> 58:29.800 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, good, good. 58:29.820 --> 58:30.580 [SPEAKER_04]: Did he ask for that? 58:30.940 --> 58:31.840 [SPEAKER_04]: Because here's the other thing. 58:31.880 --> 58:32.681 [SPEAKER_04]: No, he did not. 58:33.041 --> 58:34.401 [SPEAKER_06]: What would they clamp it to? 58:35.350 --> 58:37.494 [SPEAKER_06]: You know, I think they clamp it to your testicles. 58:37.855 --> 58:38.817 [SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't know, they don't know. 58:38.837 --> 58:42.384 [SPEAKER_04]: They can imagine, um, oh, yeah, I don't want to imagine it. 58:42.404 --> 58:44.569 [SPEAKER_06]: They, they, they clamp it to your re-retha. 58:49.151 --> 58:53.053 [SPEAKER_06]: She's apparently at every surgery, even though she's she's departed. 58:53.493 --> 58:55.734 [SPEAKER_04]: So I had surgery no one mentioned that. 58:55.934 --> 58:59.035 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, didn't have any discomfort in that area after my surgery. 58:59.055 --> 58:59.816 [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't think they did. 58:59.876 --> 59:05.218 [SPEAKER_06]: He said to me the first two times it did not turn black and blue, but the third time it did. 59:06.483 --> 59:14.568 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I first I don't need to know that that's that's not he's going to a legitimate doctor if that's Keeps happening to him. 59:14.648 --> 59:24.753 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'm gonna suggest that he goes to a, you know, doctor for his head because I think you know, maybe he wouldn't be a good saline junior partner anymore. 59:25.154 --> 59:26.995 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna say don't worry about that. 59:27.435 --> 59:28.396 [SPEAKER_04]: You will be in pain 59:31.237 --> 59:32.338 [SPEAKER_05]: That's if they clamp it. 59:32.638 --> 59:48.725 [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 59:54.608 --> 01:00:14.131 [SPEAKER_06]: apparently everybody has maybe not Irene Ryan maybe not it's more of a Barnaby

Jones ring in the Beverly Hills it is but I'm tired of hearing people tell me their experiences frankly and I'm gonna have it on on Thursday and Sam was telling me oh yeah yeah you know you can be in a lot of discomfort 01:00:16.434 --> 01:00:18.836 [SPEAKER_04]: let me tell you the truth and I'm not making jokes here. 01:00:18.957 --> 01:00:20.558 [SPEAKER_04]: I had the surgery many many years ago. 01:00:20.798 --> 01:00:21.840 [SPEAKER_04]: There is discomfort. 01:00:22.240 --> 01:00:26.164 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't recall it being pain, but it's discomfort. 01:00:26.504 --> 01:00:35.834 [SPEAKER_04]: And you do have to want the one thing that they want you to do is to get up and walk around that you're circulating, for whatever reasons they want you to do. 01:00:35.942 --> 01:00:50.767 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, Sam told me that in the first surgery they, it had to go back a little bit because they said that he said they sliced them open like a fish and he said, are you having that or are you going to have the arthroscopic surgery? 01:00:51.547 --> 01:00:58.710 [SPEAKER_06]: I had to digest the fish comment first and thought we're having salmon tonight, which I, you know, I'm very suggestible. 01:00:59.110 --> 01:00:59.970 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, you're so great. 01:00:59.990 --> 01:01:01.811 [SPEAKER_04]: Think about a lot of the surgeries now. 01:01:02.031 --> 01:01:07.994 [SPEAKER_04]: The scars are so small, because it is laparoscopic, or I guess in the knee it's arthroscopic. 01:01:08.054 --> 01:01:10.476 [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if there's a difference between those two. 01:01:10.616 --> 01:01:12.857 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm having the arthroscopic three holes. 01:01:13.397 --> 01:01:15.238 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm having the lingoini surgery. 01:01:15.338 --> 01:01:15.958 [SPEAKER_04]: The lingoini. 01:01:16.038 --> 01:01:16.338 [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. 01:01:16.379 --> 01:01:17.579 [SPEAKER_06]: The lingoini surgery. 01:01:17.859 --> 01:01:18.079 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 01:01:18.119 --> 01:01:20.240 [SPEAKER_06]: Hopefully they don't boil anything first. 01:01:22.668 --> 01:01:31.159 [SPEAKER_04]: I'd like the linguini surgery, please, and hold the pineapple, hold the pineapple, and with the black penis. 01:01:31.700 --> 01:01:32.681 [SPEAKER_06]: And a dessert menu. 01:01:36.005 --> 01:01:38.728 [SPEAKER_06]: If I get the black penis though, it's not going to be on the side. 01:01:42.540 --> 01:01:52.068 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, let me say I wish you luck because, you know, it is surgery surgery and I will be I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers. 01:01:52.088 --> 01:01:52.448 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you. 01:01:52.628 --> 01:01:52.928 [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you. 01:01:53.068 --> 01:01:53.248 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 01:01:53.308 --> 01:01:54.189 [SPEAKER_06]: I think I'll be fine. 01:01:54.429 --> 01:01:54.609 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 01:01:54.650 --> 01:01:58.953 [SPEAKER_06]: Did you watch the rod surling like series that was on for a wild cold black penis? 01:02:01.251 --> 01:02:03.252 [SPEAKER_04]: I watched something but that we wasn't Rodson. 01:02:03.272 --> 01:02:04.112 [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't called that? 01:02:04.372 --> 01:02:04.952 [SPEAKER_04]: No. 01:02:04.972 --> 01:02:05.552 [SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't in it. 01:02:07.153 --> 01:02:09.613 [SPEAKER_06]: This is, I don't know if this show was going to come out. 01:02:11.014 --> 01:02:12.374 [SPEAKER_06]: This show is not going to air. 01:02:14.355 --> 01:02:15.275 [SPEAKER_05]: What is this music? 01:02:15.775 --> 01:02:16.676 [SPEAKER_05]: General Hospital. 01:02:16.716 --> 01:02:18.056 [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know what to do at this point. 01:02:19.770 --> 01:02:25.018 [SPEAKER_04]: you couldn't find black and error. 01:02:25.198 --> 01:02:25.579 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:02:25.859 --> 01:02:30.947 [SPEAKER_04]: Well, and so we are, well, so we've got we're going to just so folks now. 01:02:31.648 --> 01:02:32.369 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Gary. 01:02:32.429 --> 01:02:34.432 [SPEAKER_04]: So this episode's coming out before the surge. 01:02:34.472 --> 01:02:34.673 [SPEAKER_06]: Right. 01:02:34.853 --> 01:02:35.493 [SPEAKER_06]: for the surgery. 01:02:35.553 --> 01:02:36.694 [SPEAKER_04]: Right before the surgery. 01:02:37.334 --> 01:02:43.057 [SPEAKER_04]: But we are going to record another show because when you're in recovery, you're not going to be in the mood to do a show. 01:02:43.097 --> 01:02:48.860 [SPEAKER_04]: Although now I wonder, should you do it when you're certainly in still coming out of anesthesia? 01:02:48.920 --> 01:02:50.101 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's what I'm worried about. 01:02:50.121 --> 01:02:55.464 [SPEAKER_06]: What I'm worried about is if I do a show, like let's say we do it next Friday, I've had the surgery on Thursday. 01:02:55.544 --> 01:02:55.804 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 01:02:55.964 --> 01:03:01.166 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm worried that I might come off a little tiny bit mean on the podcast. 01:03:01.327 --> 01:03:03.408 [SPEAKER_06]: And I don't want to, you know, 01:03:04.248 --> 01:03:15.033 [SPEAKER_04]: you know as I don't I shouldn't change my stripes you know now it would be interesting to see but but no I don't you know I can see who knows what would come out of your mouth at that point so wow 01:03:18.433 --> 01:03:20.435 [SPEAKER_06]: We just talked about what we talked about. 01:03:20.455 --> 01:03:23.057 [SPEAKER_06]: There's no reason to bring mouth into this. 01:03:24.138 --> 01:03:24.678 [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think. 01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:26.580 [SPEAKER_06]: Rob, do you think we should do that? 01:03:26.660 --> 01:03:29.883 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, something coming out of your mouth was not my first concern. 01:03:33.566 --> 01:03:34.967 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my goodness. 01:03:35.468 --> 01:03:36.869 [SPEAKER_04]: Have we done the show yet? 01:03:36.949 --> 01:03:38.070 [SPEAKER_04]: I think we've done the show. 01:03:38.150 --> 01:03:39.531 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm about to get records. 01:03:40.892 --> 01:03:43.955 [SPEAKER_04]: Once Rob edited

it and it's going to be a 25 minute show. 01:03:43.995 --> 01:03:46.097 [SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be our short episode. 01:03:46.257 --> 01:03:47.478 [SPEAKER_04]: Good luck to you, Gary. 01:03:47.598 --> 01:03:49.039 [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be, it's going to go great. 01:03:49.059 --> 01:03:50.841 [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be fine. 01:03:50.921 --> 01:03:53.263 [SPEAKER_04]: My first shirt, my, I want to have one hernia's. 01:03:53.483 --> 01:03:54.164 [SPEAKER_04]: Hernia's surgery. 01:03:54.184 --> 01:03:54.845 [SPEAKER_04]: And it was a woman. 01:03:55.125 --> 01:03:56.386 [SPEAKER_04]: You know, it was, she was fine. 01:03:56.866 --> 01:03:57.367 [SPEAKER_04]: She was great. 01:03:57.647 --> 01:03:57.947 [SPEAKER_06]: Really? 01:03:58.188 --> 01:03:58.428 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. 01:03:58.668 --> 01:03:59.629 [SPEAKER_06]: Did you get her number? 01:04:02.251 --> 01:04:05.716 [SPEAKER_05]: Normally it takes a couple of dates to get to that level of intimacy. 01:04:05.756 --> 01:04:06.377 [SPEAKER_04]: That is true. 01:04:06.698 --> 01:04:07.298 [SPEAKER_04]: That is true. 01:04:07.318 --> 01:04:09.802 [SPEAKER_04]: Um, um, uh, that's it. 01:04:09.862 --> 01:04:11.625 [SPEAKER_06]: Anything to say about black penis? 01:04:17.100 --> 01:04:20.382 [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry, I think somebody's taking me over today. 01:04:20.483 --> 01:04:23.644 [SPEAKER_04]: She did, she did, and she said, so the rumors aren't true. 01:04:24.245 --> 01:04:25.185 [SPEAKER_06]: Wow. 01:04:25.766 --> 01:04:26.926 [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. 01:04:26.966 --> 01:04:28.107 [SPEAKER_04]: That's a real come-down. 01:04:28.527 --> 01:04:28.768 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:04:29.048 --> 01:04:29.668 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, it is. 01:04:29.968 --> 01:04:31.069 [SPEAKER_04]: And it's self-effacing. 01:04:31.809 --> 01:04:33.430 [SPEAKER_04]: Self-deprecating, not self-effacing. 01:04:34.011 --> 01:04:35.311 [SPEAKER_04]: All right, that's in works. 01:04:35.692 --> 01:04:36.032 [SPEAKER_04]: What's that? 01:04:36.092 --> 01:04:37.413 [SPEAKER_06]: The self-effacing work. 01:04:37.433 --> 01:04:37.973 [SPEAKER_06]: Sure. 01:04:38.113 --> 01:04:38.814 [SPEAKER_06]: It's your show. 01:04:39.054 --> 01:04:39.934 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 01:04:40.074 --> 01:04:42.276 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for listening, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen. 01:04:42.296 --> 01:04:44.997 [SPEAKER_04]: I think at this point Rob feels like, you know, I've other shows to record. 01:04:46.599 --> 01:04:47.640 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for watching. 01:04:47.700 --> 01:04:48.601 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for listening. 01:04:48.661 --> 01:04:49.762 [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever it is, you do. 01:04:49.882 --> 01:05:02.437 [SPEAKER_04]: Don't forget, tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell people who are about to have surgery and need to be propped up and inspired and, you know, tell people in recovery. 01:05:03.217 --> 01:05:05.477 [SPEAKER_04]: in recovery of any kind of any kind. 01:05:05.497 --> 01:05:25.761 [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yeah, get something from the show sure and don't forget you can find us on apple podcasts all kinds of podcasts providers YouTube if you want to watch the show but also we have our own website ygbkm.com all the shows there some fun stuff and merchandise is available order now 01:05:30.642 --> 01:05:31.262 [SPEAKER_06]: I can't do that. 01:05:31.702 --> 01:05:32.283 [SPEAKER_06]: I can't do that. 01:05:32.923 --> 01:05:33.843 [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, well, but you could. 01:05:34.063 --> 01:05:34.903 [SPEAKER_04]: Now, thank you, Gary. 01:05:35.284 --> 01:05:35.664 [SPEAKER_04]: I love you. 01:05:36.124 --> 01:05:36.704 [SPEAKER_04]: I love you too. 01:05:37.064 --> 01:05:37.824 [SPEAKER_04]: Rob, speedwack. 01:05:37.844 --> 01:05:38.505 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, sir. 01:05:38.665 --> 01:05:39.445 [SPEAKER_05]: And I like Rob. 01:05:39.925 --> 01:05:41.346 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, the feeling is beautiful. 01:05:41.406 --> 01:05:41.986 [SPEAKER_05]: Love you, guys. 01:05:42.046 --> 01:05:42.686 [SPEAKER_05]: Good luck, Gary. 01:05:42.906 --> 01:05:43.506 [SPEAKER_05]: Love you. 01:05:43.586 --> 01:05:44.026 [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you. 01:05:44.307 --> 01:05:45.287 [SPEAKER_04]: And I can't do that. 01:05:45.307 --> 01:05:48.168 [SPEAKER_04]: Don't forget to be sure to check out Rob and Josh on still talking. 01:05:48.288 --> 01:05:48.728 [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you. 01:05:48.988 --> 01:05:49.328 [SPEAKER_06]: You know what? 01:05:49.348 --> 01:05:51.509 [SPEAKER_06]: With a black penis, I'm kind of looking forward to the surgery. 01:05:51.649 --> 01:05:52.029 [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. 01:05:52.069 --> 01:05:53.550 [SPEAKER_04]: Let's stop saying black penis. 01:05:57.592 --> 01:05:59.453 [SPEAKER_04]: Good bye, hopefully we'll see you again. 01:05:59.473 --> 01:06:00.874 [SPEAKER_03]: Listening to another episode. 01:06:00.894 --> 01:06:03.236 [SPEAKER_03]: Donnie Simpson's walking in me. 01:06:03.276 --> 01:06:06.158 [SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you continue your visit on Facebook and Instagram. 01:06:06.338 --> 01:06:10.161 [SPEAKER_03]: And don't forget to like and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. 01:06:10.441 --> 01:06:11.762 [SPEAKER_03]: And follow us on YouTube. 01:06:12.262 --> 01:06:13.323 [SPEAKER_03]: This is Donnie Simpson. 01:06:13.423 --> 01:06:15.044 [SPEAKER_03]: Speaking for you, gotta be kidding me. 01:06:15.565 --> 01:06:18.187 [SPEAKER_03]: A production of the podcasters warehouse. 01:06:18.707 --> 01:06:21.209 [SPEAKER_03]: And yes, I endorse this podcast. 01:06:23.654 --> 01:06:25.145 [SPEAKER_03]: You gotta be kidding me.