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--> 00:04:13.039 Yeah, exactly. 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:19.199 Um, so do you think it got um do you think it got how people would react accurately? 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:21.279 I I guess. 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:23.279 I mean, I expected a lot more panicking. 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:30.160 Yeah, they just kind of breeze through and be like, hey, on the news stuff is happening, but not in these characters' lives. 00:04:30.399 --> 00:04:30.639 Yeah. 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:34.560 They gave the announcement and he's like, don't do shit. 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:36.480 The military's gonna be out there. 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:37.600 We're gonna figure it out. 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:42.720 Rot looting is, you know, we're gonna we're gonna take control of everything, martial law. 00:04:43.040 --> 00:04:47.199 Yeah, it's like, hey guys, go to Colorado, go to a mountain. 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:48.720 What is taking so long? 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:53.040 Leave your leave the East Coast. 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:56.480 Go to mountains, if you've heard of them. 00:04:56.720 --> 00:04:57.120 Yeah. 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:58.319 He should have said that. 00:04:58.480 --> 00:04:58.720 Yeah. 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:09.519 I hate it when I write panic, but I also like, you know, we just had the snowstorm and try to ordered Walmart delivery today, and like half the stuff had to be substituted because you know, people panic bought everything. 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:10.160 Yes. 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:12.560 Which is what would happen if that happened. 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:13.920 Well, we'd probably just all start killing. 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:18.879 I'd like to know he's gonna enforce the uh price, the no price gouging. 00:05:20.079 --> 00:05:20.319 I know. 00:05:20.399 --> 00:05:22.639 It's like, hey, it turns out can't happen. 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.519 We learned four years ago that doesn't work. 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.480 And hey, if they go up, they don't go back down, apparently. 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.000 Never surprising. 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:34.639 Um, so uh does this movie not have enough distract destruction? 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:36.160 I don't know. 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:39.759 I had a lot like the part with the wave is crashing into everyone. 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:40.720 We need more. 00:05:40.959 --> 00:05:42.560 Yeah, that was that was kind of badass. 00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:46.160 Like two to three more minutes of just like, here's things getting destroyed. 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:48.240 Yeah. 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:51.519 I mean, it's watching, you know. 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:54.000 But I guess that was kind of the problem with Armageddon too. 00:05:54.079 --> 00:05:57.759 It's like, hey, we want to see the asteroid hit more places. 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:00.000 Why are you just showing like one or two instances? 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.240 Like, we want destruction on Earth. 00:06:02.399 --> 00:06:03.680 Like, I don't really care. 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:07.920 That's why um kind of kills me, uh killed me a little bit about Armageddon. 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:13.360 They do all that stuff on the asteroid, and I'm like, disaster movie, I want to hit Earth. 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:18.399 Not I want to spend 40 minutes on an asteroid that just looks the same over and over. 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:23.279 Well, um, if you think about it though, most of those asteroids are gonna hit the water anyway. 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:24.240 Yeah, because yeah. 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:27.839 This and these two things could be happening. 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:31.199 What if they were both having both movies at the same time? 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:39.680 The other side of the earth is two shuttles, like the other side of the United States, and these people like send one up at the same time and they meet up there, like, hey, what are you doing here? 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:40.560 Hey, what are you doing here? 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:41.680 It's like, hey, watch out. 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:43.439 We got a guy with space dementia. 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:45.519 By the way, did y'all bring any guns with you? 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:46.879 No, why would we need guns? 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:47.920 We're going on an asteroid. 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:49.040 It's like, I know that. 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:51.199 Well, we brought two. 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:54.000 Also, one of them's a gatling going, like, what? 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:55.759 Give us all your nukes. 00:06:56.959 --> 00:07:05.040 Uh um, so yeah, a line was edited in the president's uh press conference scene. 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:08.480 So President Beck stated, Life will go on, we will prevail. 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:11.759 Originally, President Beck said Life will go on, we will prevail. 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:13.360 This is not Armageddon. 00:07:13.759 --> 00:07:15.439 The producers were like, nah, dog. 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:18.079 I don't know if you heard Armageddon's coming out. 00:07:18.160 --> 00:07:19.360 We can't do this. 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:33.600 Which um, so uh Deep Impact was in development first, as Paramount Pictures and Dreamworks were working on the project before Disney's Armageddon was rushed into production to compete, following the premise of a similar impending asteroid threat. 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:45.439 Um, and apparently, um, while it's not definitely proven as legal theft, Disney widely believed to have fast-tracked Armageddon to directly compete with Paramount Steep Impact after learning of its premise. 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:50.560 Both films featuring similar plots stopping a world uh ending to asteroid. 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:57.759 Um there was something uh so there's like an allegation by uh screenwriter Bruce Joel Rubin. 00:07:57.920 --> 00:08:04.879 Uh stated that a Disney executive took notes during a meeting where he discussed the film's premise, suggesting the idea was lifted then. 00:08:05.839 -->

00:08:08.720 So yeah, Disney was just straight up, we can do it. 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:10.000 But better. 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:16.800 But ultimately this movie made um so I guess uh Armageddon made 554 million. 00:08:17.839 --> 00:08:20.399 Deep Impact only made 349 million. 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:25.920 But because Armageddon was so much more expensive to make, um what was it? 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:34.559 Yeah, it was like uh So yeah, Armageddon had a hundred and forty million budget versus Deep Impact had a$75 to$80 million budget. 00:08:34.799 --> 00:08:38.320 And so it ended up making it was more profitable, as they say. 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:39.360 That's crazy. 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:39.919 Yeah. 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:43.440 Um and let's see, it had a bunch more. 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:49.120 So uh Morgan So yeah, Morgan Freeman wanted his character, President Beck, to be wearing an earring. 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:52.799 Director Mimi Letter um turned him down. 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:58.720 Later we see President addressing the nation from the Oval Office, his sleeves are rolled up, and one of Freeman's tattoos is showing showing. 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:02.960 The director like this gave the president an everyman look. 00:09:03.759 --> 00:09:06.720 I imagine earrings were very popular back then. 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:07.039 Yeah. 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:10.320 You know what movie I want to see? 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:11.840 They remake one of these, yeah. 00:09:12.080 --> 00:09:14.960 Like comet crashing in the earth. 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:22.320 You send the people up there with all the nukes, then they find out, oh shit, uh the comet's not actually gonna hit us, it's gonna miss us by like an inch. 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.600 And then the guys up there are like, we got all these nukes. 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:26.240 What are we gonna say? 00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:30.320 How about we give them a hell of a fireworks show? 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:33.519 You hold the earth hostage for money. 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:34.320 That's true. 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:37.519 It's like, it's like send us a bunch of cash up here. 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:39.360 Like, where are we gonna spend it? 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:40.320 I don't know. 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:42.480 We'll create an economy on Mars. 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:44.080 Like it's Sky Mart. 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.960 Um, so subsequent to his performance as the U.S. 00:09:49.039 --> 00:10:04.000 president in this film, Morgan Freeman, whose name was added largely largely in jest, received a score in the 90s when a survey of Americans who were asked who would they feel most competent to have a pres as president, he handedly beat all the candidates, including many well-known actual contenders for office. 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:10.960 So people were like, hey, we'd rather have Morgan Freeman as a president than other presidents at the time. 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:11.759 Hell yeah. 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:15.279 Um you see they're trying to steal Morgan's feet Morgan's thunder. 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:18.320 With all the penguin pictures that they're posting now? 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:19.919 Oh man. 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:25.039 Who is so there's these a series of photos coming out. 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:32.000 Um and there's like Donald Trump, RFK Jr., like each of them like walking with penguins. 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:41.360 And it's just like famous penguin with a like from a movie where this guy did uh he watched all these penguins and then one of them just kind of walked off to its death, like to the mountains. 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:42.399 I remember that. 00:10:42.480 --> 00:10:48.399 I I think that's what they're trying to, I guess do with the president. 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:49.200 What? 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:49.919 I don't know. 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:51.200 It's so weird. 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:52.559 We live in a weird time. 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:53.919 That's just strange. 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:55.440 We live in a very weird time. 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:02.639 Um, so uh just a couple more things. 00:11:02.799 --> 00:11:15.039 So in a 2016 interview with New York Times, Lori McCreary, president of the Producers Guild of America and uh Morgan Freeman's producer partner, recounted that when Mimi Letter wanted to cast Freeman as the U.S. 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:20.080 president, the studio objected on the basis that it wasn't realistic to cla cast a black person as president. 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:24.559 McCurry recalled that one studio exec said, We're not making a science fiction movie. 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:27.200 You can't have Morgan Feeman play the president. 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:39.759 So uh, and like other than the obvious racism and the fact that Obama became president 10 years later, um, the execs were like, or um, the people making the film were like, it is a science fiction movie. 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:41.279 We're going to space. 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:44.879 You think Barack saw this movie and he and he saw Morgan up there? 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:46.159 He's like, that's gonna be me. 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:49.279 Uh uh Morgan Freeman. 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:52.879 He my phrase favorite uh movie president. 00:11:53.039 --> 00:11:56.960 I did everything I could to be just like him, even at a tattoo, just like this. 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:58.080 That'd be sick. 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:00.320 Um, let's see. 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:02.879 Uh produced by Steven Spielberg. 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:06.240 Um, the movie came into being when producers Richard D. 00:12:06.399 --> 00:12:13.120 Zanuk, David Brown, wanted to make remake the movie Worlds Collide, which happened in uh 1951. 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:16.960 He wanted to do it with Spielberg, with whom he had worked he'd worked on with Jaws. 00:12:17.120 --> 00:12:22.320 However, Spielberg had just optioned the 1993

novel The Hammer of God by Sir Th Sir Arthur C. 00:12:22.480 --> 00:12:27.360 Clark about an asteroid on a collision course of the earth and uh humanity's attempts to stop it. 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:31.279 And they're like, hey, what if we did both and mixed them together? 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:38.799 Um, this also was the highest-grossing movie by a female director until the movie What Women Want came out. 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:39.360 Nice. 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:40.159 Yeah. 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:49.360 Um, and I guess so the so the film portrays the wave that stuck New York City crashing over and around the towers of the World Trade Center. 00:12:49.679 --> 00:12:51.120 How bad do you think it smelled after that? 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:51.840 That wave hit. 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:52.559 Oh, dude. 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:54.559 There's everything smell fishy. 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:55.679 Dead bodies everything. 00:12:56.080 --> 00:12:57.919 Bodies and trash and sewer. 00:12:58.240 --> 00:12:58.480 Yeah. 00:12:58.720 --> 00:13:04.480 So um I guess the b the buildings were barely above water at the end of the sequence, surviving the wave. 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:10.000 After the events of September 11th, terrorist attacks, some television broadcasts of the film were edited to remove the buildings. 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:15.200 The tidal wave also incorrectly comes from the west from Jersey, not the south from the Atlantic. 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:18.240 But yeah, so they're just like, hey, we can't have the towers in there. 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:20.480 And it's like, I don't know, man. 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:21.360 Oh, yes. 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:24.720 Like, I get it, but also it's just like we got maybe not. 00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:28.639 Um maybe it's too soon to play disaster movies. 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:29.039 I don't know. 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:30.000 Yeah. 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:31.360 Uh let's see. 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:34.320 I think that was there were some other things. 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:35.679 Oh, this one was funny. 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:38.639 So John John Favros, uh director of Iron Man. 00:13:38.799 --> 00:13:39.120 Hell yeah. 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:47.360 Um, said that it was so uncomfortable for the cast to film in the astronaut suits that during breaks they had to be hung on a rack in their suits and brought outside to get air. 00:13:47.600 --> 00:13:51.279 This led to some awkward moments whenever a studio tour bus came by. 00:13:51.360 --> 00:13:59.360 So they're just literally in their suits being hung up, just like I was like, I thought that was pretty funny. 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:01.440 Um, and uh last thing I'll do. 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:06.080 So the first cut of the film had more scenes with Leo Biederman and Sarah. 00:14:06.240 --> 00:14:10.399 However, in response to poorly received sneak previews, these scenes were drastically reduced. 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:14.240 So I guess they had like a kiss and stuff, and people were like, these are 14-year-olds. 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:15.759 I'm like, okay. 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:18.480 You should have taken those rings and put them in the Mordor. 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:19.120 Yeah. 00:14:19.360 --> 00:14:24.320 Um, so did that uh because I remember you're like, oh, don't think it doesn't have like a child wedding. 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:24.639 Yeah. 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:27.120 Do you think it works so for like the reasoning of the film? 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:31.200 Yeah, I mean, it's a good reason to probably think I'm gonna try to save your family. 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:31.679 Let's get married. 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:34.879 One of the few reasons children might want to get married. 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:35.440 Yeah, right. 00:14:36.799 --> 00:14:39.519 Because it's not like it's like, hey, we don't even actually have to be married. 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:43.200 It doesn't really matter once an astral comet hits our earth. 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:47.759 I think at that point it's like if you just want to hang out on the other side of the arc, you can. 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:49.039 Yeah. 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:58.320 But and I'm glad they didn't cut too much more out because the stuff with like Sarah leaving her family and just like cutting to like the mom crying and stuff. 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:00.080 Yeah, I thought worked very well. 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:00.559 Oh, yeah. 00:15:00.720 --> 00:15:07.200 I think adding the little detail of the two families, like just being scared was uh something that Armageddon kind of needed. 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:08.720 Yeah, some feeling. 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:09.600 Yeah, some art. 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:10.720 Some heart. 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:12.960 Not just making everything as stupid as possible. 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:14.240 Hearts explode. 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:22.080 And instead and this movie also gave us a realistic look at what America was, not like a weird 1960s version of America. 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:28.320 Um not saying I mean, we obviously go listen to Armageddon episode. 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:29.840 Uh, I do like that movie. 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:31.519 It's just comparing the two. 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:32.480 I'm gonna nitpick. 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:36.240 Do you think we really have these underground bunkers that can hold millions of people? 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:39.440 Um if there was a yes. 00:15:39.679 --> 00:15:48.879 I you know, I don't want to be like a conspiracy guy, but if we don't think that there's a plan for our presidents and just the 1%. 00:15:49.440 --> 00:15:49.759 Yeah. 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:53.200 I mean, Jeff Bezos, he's probably got like a secret. 00:15:53.360 --> 00:15:55.440 He like in Mount Everest or something. 00:15:56.799 --> 00:15:57.759 Like, yeah, I just bought it. 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:02.080 It's like Wakanda, it's just uh an image put outside for them to make it look like it. 00:16:02.240 -->

00:16:04.159 Maybe that's why Donald Trump wants Greenland so bad. 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:05.360 He wants to build something up there. 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:07.279 Maybe he thinks that's where Wakanda is. 00:16:07.360 --> 00:16:07.519 Yeah. 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:11.200 Go get all of their super rare or vibranium or whatever. 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:12.080 I love that film. 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:14.000 Wakanda forever. 00:16:16.240 --> 00:16:18.639 I'm gonna be the next Black Panther. 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:21.200 I don't know why I I'm terrible at Donald Trump. 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.480 I try to do more of like the gravelly thing, but it's just not working. 00:16:24.799 --> 00:16:26.480 Um, two things. 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:29.679 One thing I really want to say about this movie that sucks. 00:16:29.919 --> 00:16:30.720 The father. 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:35.039 Boy, could we not have gotten a different actor to be the father. 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:35.519 Yeah. 00:16:35.840 --> 00:16:39.919 I mean, like uh Leone does a great job in this movie. 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:44.639 I think it's probably one of my favorite performance performances of her as uh Jenny, right? 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:45.840 Yeah, Tay Leone. 00:16:46.320 --> 00:16:49.360 Um, but she has to do a lot of work for that father. 00:16:49.679 --> 00:16:54.240 God, every time I pause, I'm like, all these great actors you got in this movie. 00:16:54.559 --> 00:16:58.240 And this is your idea for who should be this guy. 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:02.000 Yeah, the the moment he kissed her on the nose, it was so felt so weird. 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:04.480 There's something off-putting about him. 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:06.720 He's not a very it didn't, he didn't come on. 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:24.240 He's probably probably like a great like actor from whatever country he's from, but like it just did not work in this movie, and it's really such a bummer because that part where she like hugs and says daddy at the end was so heartbroken breaking, but it it would have been even better if it wasn't that guy. 00:17:24.559 --> 00:17:27.359 It's like just give us anybody other than him. 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:30.559 Um, that's my like biggest tip with this movie. 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:32.079 I'm like, I hate this guy. 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:36.720 Taylor kind of looks like the girl Tom Cruise. 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:37.839 Oh, interesting. 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:39.440 She looks like Tom Cruise with a wig. 00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:40.640 She really does. 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:42.400 That's so funny. 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:50.400 Um the director is Mimi Letter Leader, L-E-D-E-R. 00:17:50.880 --> 00:17:58.160 Um, she's actually kind of like a pretty uh good director, and I didn't even really know of her. 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:19.519 I mean, mainly she's on this movie, a shit ton of like uh TV series, um, TV shows she's directed, and then she came out with uh a movie in 2018 on the basis of sex is

supposed to be pretty good, and then she was also directed and produced the morning show that's on Apple TV Plus, which um is like a big deal, apparently. 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:29.519 But I was just like, Whoa, I've never heard of her, and I did not know she directed this movie, and then all of a sudden I'm like, Oh, I've seen some of these things she's done, and I'm like, wow, cool. 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:33.920 Someone that no one ever talks about, and it's just kind of interesting that she was pretty good. 00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:35.599 Yeah, okay, I think that's it. 00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:45.920 Uh apparently, I guess uh the guy who did speed, John Dubaunt, he there's like two more um asteroids hitting Earth movies that were gonna come out this year the same year. 00:18:46.160 --> 00:18:55.839 One was called Bright Angel, and it was gonna be uh directed by John DeBaunt, the guy who did speed, and another one was a Native American centered story called Ghost Riders in the Sky. 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:57.119 That sounds badass. 00:18:57.279 --> 00:18:58.480 I know, it sounds great, right? 00:18:58.640 --> 00:18:59.599 They should make that now. 00:18:59.759 --> 00:19:02.160 These films were not made because of their staggering price tag. 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:10.640 The DeBaunt project would have cost almost$200 million in 1997, and because Dean Pimpack made it into production ahead of them, they rendered it unmakeable. 00:19:11.039 --> 00:19:12.079 So, yeah. 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:14.799 Um they just weren't trying hard enough. 00:19:15.039 --> 00:19:15.759 Yeah, exactly. 00:19:16.079 --> 00:19:18.960 The other one is like, oh, it's a movie about Native Americans. 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:20.319 Sorry. 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:21.920 We're not gonna do that. 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:29.039 Be great if we did that now, though, since you know, we're uh we could play that song Riders on the Storm. 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:30.160 Hell yeah. 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:31.200 Love that part. 00:19:31.279 --> 00:19:35.759 And uh I think it's the the sequel of Blues Brothers. 00:19:35.920 --> 00:19:37.519 Is it people hate that movie? 00:19:37.839 --> 00:19:39.279 I watched that movie a thousand times. 00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:40.799 Blues Brothers 2000. 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:42.720 Like when I was a kid, I loved that movie. 00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:43.119 Nice. 00:19:43.279 --> 00:19:45.200 I'd watch the car crash over and over. 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:51.519 It wasn't until like 10 years later that I watched like the original Blues Brothers, and I was like, this movie's two and a half hours long. 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:52.880 Damn, oh god. 00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:53.680 What the hell? 00:19:53.839 --> 00:19:54.880 I never want to watch that again. 00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:55.680 It's so good though. 00:19:55.839 --> 00:19:56.880 It sounds like two hours. 00:19:57.200 --> 00:19:58.240 On a mission from God. 00:19:59.279 --> 00:19:59.680 So good. 00:19:59.920 --> 00:20:00.880 It is really good. 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:05.039 I've got four whole chickens. 00:20:05.359 --> 00:20:08.000 The second movie is not good at all now. 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:10.640 But you know, as a kid, it was a perfect movie. 00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:11.359 All right. 00:20:11.519 --> 00:20:14.480 Before we get into the plot, think about what the point of the movie is. 00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:16.319 What is it trying to say? 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00:22:03.440 The truck driver was so dumb. 00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:04.319 It was hilarious. 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:08.400 So this movie, the point of the movie is don't smoke and don't text and drive kids. 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:14.400 At least it's kind of a more believable version of uh why a car crack. 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:22.960 I remember Army of the Dead, the Zack Snyder movie, directed movie, where it's like, how did the whole zombie apocalypse start? 00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:27.839 Um, the most ridiculous uh blowjob in a car scene ever. 00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:29.359 It was so obnoxious. 00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:31.440 I was like, so stupid. 00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:40.640 Um then it's a year later, MSNBC journalist Jenny Lerner is on the trail of what she thinks is another Washington, D.C. 00:22:40.880 --> 00:22:41.920 sex scandal. 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:42.640 Haha. 00:22:43.119 --> 00:22:47.920 Can you tell that who our president is was when this movie came out? 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:49.039 Bill Clinton. 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:49.599 Clinton. 00:22:49.839 --> 00:22:50.000 Yeah. 00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:56.400 She also learns from her mom that her estranged father has remarried and is a bad actor. 00:22:57.119 --> 00:22:58.960 That's the worst part, Bob. 00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:04.960 She's investigating a story she thinks is about a senior cheating on his wife with someone named Ellie. 00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:09.119 They confront him and he says it's the biggest story she will ever break. 00:23:09.279 --> 00:23:15.279 Um, then she's like kind of driving, and then like the F some FBI corner her and it's like, get in the car. 00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:16.480 That was kind of scary. 00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:16.880 Yeah. 00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:18.640 Probably, yeah. 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:22.160 I mean, well, definitely happened, I'm assuming in real life. 00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:28.559 Probably not as much to the media, but I'd be so scared if they told me to pull off into a closed-off off ramp. 00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:30.720 Yeah, I'd be like, I'm just gonna drive through it. 00:23:31.119 --> 00:23:32.079 Yeah, just go. 00:23:33.519 --> 00:23:34.880 So then we meet the U.S. 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:36.640 president played by Morgan Freeman. 00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:46.240 He personally takes Ginny aside and asks that she sit on the story and something else until he has a chance to hold a White House press briefing. 00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:51.279 Gin Lee reluctantly agrees, but only on the condition that she gets asked the first question in the press room. 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:53.200 She does not know what Ellie is yet. 00:23:53.279 --> 00:23:55.519 She still thinks it's just someone cheating. 00:23:55.599 --> 00:23:57.440 And I kind of love that about this movie. 00:23:57.599 --> 00:23:59.759 Oh, where she has no idea. 00:23:59.920 --> 00:24:03.119 Like she just is accidentally in this situation. 00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:08.000 That's why, oh man, that's why

she's so like shocked whenever she's at the press conference. 00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:08.480 Okay. 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:09.440 I thought he told her. 00:24:09.759 --> 00:24:25.759 Well, no, oh no, she goes in like um, yeah, because later she learns through some classic 90s internet research uh dinosaurs that what she thought was Ellie, this new name is of the senator's mistress, was actually an acronym ELE, an extinction level event. 00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:31.359 And some of the things like on the side, like the ads or whatever, it says a wave's coming for you, and things like that. 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:33.759 And it's like, oh, that's what happens in real life. 00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:35.440 That's what happens a wave comes for. 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:40.720 Um, so the ELE in question is comet Wolf Biederman. 00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:41.519 Yeah. 00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:43.119 I love the last name Biederman. 00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:45.920 That sounds like that comet should have glasses and a pocket protector. 00:24:46.079 --> 00:24:46.480 Right. 00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:48.720 Get bullied by other comets. 00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:51.359 Hey, Wolf Biederman, you nerd. 00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:52.880 Why don't you go hit Earth? 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:54.640 I do love the name. 00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:55.519 Maybe I will. 00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:56.960 Like all day today. 00:24:57.039 --> 00:24:58.960 I've just been in my head, Biederman. 00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:00.079 Biederman. 00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:01.039 Bieterman. 00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:03.839 Uh, which will impact Earth in a matter of months. 00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:05.279 Apparently, the late Dr. 00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:08.400 Wolf's findings were salvaged in his crash wreckage, I guess. 00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:09.839 Floppies are tough. 00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:11.599 Apparently, the whole car was on fire. 00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:12.799 Yeah. 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:21.680 Um, the impact of Wolf Biederman is expected to be the most devastating world event since the extinction of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. 00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:33.359 Um, so sworn to silence until the press conference, a clearly agitated Jinny has a tense meeting with her divorced father, her uh father that's been divorced to her mother, who remarried a much younger woman. 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:39.359 Ginny unapologetically tells her father that he needs to reconcile with her mother, and she abruptly leaves. 00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:40.640 Yeah. 00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:45.200 Um I love the daughter being like, I know you probably hate me. 00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:47.200 It's like you don't get to say that much. 00:25:47.440 --> 00:25:48.640 Don't say anything. 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:55.039 When this is an event of like, hey, you're the same age as the daughter, you're just like, I know you don't like me. 00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:55.839 I'm so sorry. 00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:56.799 Let's try to be friends. 00:25:56.960 --> 00:26:03.039 This

is what's if at any point you want to talk, yell at me, and maybe we can make some sort of relationship here. 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:03.759 We can try. 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:05.119 If not, I totally understand. 00:26:05.359 --> 00:26:09.119 Yeah, don't try to act like the stepmom to an adult woman. 00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:10.799 You need to respect me, honey. 00:26:11.039 --> 00:26:11.279 Okay. 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:13.599 I'm your mother-in-law. 00:26:13.920 --> 00:26:16.400 Just be like, that will never happen. 00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:21.519 Um, so at the White House press briefing, the president tells all, including two plans. 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:27.519 Oh, well, not too just including a plan to deal with the pending castar catastrophe? 00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:30.400 Cat Oh my god. 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:33.440 Reboot beep boot my beep catastrophe. 00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:34.880 Dial up. 00:26:36.319 --> 00:26:45.200 Um, the first is in an international manned space mission called Messiah that will carry powerful nukes to blow the comet's core into smaller pieces. 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:46.720 Um, I'm sure it'll work. 00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:47.200 Fuck yeah. 00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:48.160 Worked in one movie. 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.119 Could work in this one. 00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:53.200 Uh, the president says that life will go on and that humanity will prevail. 00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:56.480 He also says that both Wolf and Biederman both died. 00:26:56.640 --> 00:26:59.519 Uh, but they learned that Leo's alive and he's gonna have a lot of sex. 00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:00.160 Nice. 00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:03.119 Yeah, that's that guy yells out the stadium. 00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:11.519 Apparently, that was an ad-libbed line, and like everybody behind him, like all the hooting and cheering, that was all that like people were like, we didn't know he was gonna say that. 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.960 So they all started cheering and stuff. 00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:13.920 I was like, that guy? 00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:15.200 Hell yeah, man. 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:17.680 That's exactly what a kid would say in that. 00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:19.119 Yes, yes. 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:26.799 Um, but I also love that whenever they're watch the Bieterman family's watching on the news, and like people start coming outside, he's like, He's dead. 00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:30.640 Let's go, let's go agitate this family now. 00:27:31.359 --> 00:27:40.400 Um, the press conference, um it'd be nice if we could have a press conference that's handled that well, you know. 00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:41.200 Oh yeah. 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:42.640 So like I don't know. 00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:50.480 I guess that the last president that would have done a good job at a press conference where a national either comment's gonna hit us would have probably been Barack Obama. 00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:54.799 Yeah, I would've I'd rather hear it from him than this guy. 00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:56.000

You're all fucked. 00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:57.920 We're all gonna die. 00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:06.160 No, he'd probably have like a his own line of like Trump life preservers and jackets like don't work. 00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:06.480 Yeah. 00:28:06.960 --> 00:28:08.000 You just sink. 00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:19.839 So um also the spaceship messiah, they call it the messiah, um, because I guess they named it after the first space shuttle that was built. 00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:26.720 And I guess the astronauts who went in it, it was so big they're they um they said like Jesus Christ really loud. 00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:28.640 And people are like, oh, let's call it the Messiah. 00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:33.279 And they got that name and named the spaceship that's the first one explode. 00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:34.480 Don't know. 00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:35.200 Probably did. 00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:39.119 I just felt like I had enough hurt, so I didn't want to see any more death. 00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:42.720 So the spaceship, Messiah crew, a cocky young team of U.S. 00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:50.000 astronauts with one Russian cosmonaut, reluctantly add a plus one to their ranks, an Apollo era veteran named Sturgeon Tanner. 00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:52.480 Um, Robert Duvall, ladies and gentlemen. 00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:53.759 Robert Duvall, I love him. 00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:55.759 It's just he's so good in this movie. 00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:57.599 Yeah, he's such a calming presence. 00:28:57.680 --> 00:28:58.640 It's great. 00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:01.519 So and his whole thing is like, I'm old. 00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:03.119 I'm old, but experienced. 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:05.039 I know what I'm doing, okay? 00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:15.920 So Tanner reminds his new crew that he is the only one among them who's ever landed on the moon and space station, and that's the and that skill would be particularly handy on their mission. 00:29:16.079 --> 00:29:19.519 They have only done it in simulations, and he's like, This isn't a video game. 00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:24.640 The way he says the video game is so it's like one of them video games you've been playing. 00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:28.559 Back in my days, we didn't have video games. 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:30.319 It sticks. 00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:35.599 Um, but yeah, because they're all kind of just being like, he doesn't need to be up there. 00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:39.119 It's like we don't need to be like looking after him and stuff, you know. 00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:41.519 Just because he's older doesn't mean he's gonna be any better at this. 00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:43.519 And he's like, I can hear you. 00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:44.400 I'm over there. 00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:46.000 So dope. 00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:48.160 So then we cut to five months later. 00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:51.440 Pretty uh great little skip of time there. 00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:54.799 It's uh I'm glad they didn't show any more, and we cut some time out. 00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:56.960 This weird the the time thing. 00:29:57.119 --> 00:30:08.480 So whenever um Tay Leon meets up with Morgan Freeman and he tells her about the extinction level event, he's like, a year ago we knew about this. 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:10.319 Yeah, and that's when the Biederman stuff was happening. 00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:11.200 That's when that was happening. 00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:20.000 Yeah, that's the wolf the so like the wool, the very beginning, the little prologue happens with Biederman finally and Wolf dying, and then it cuts to a year later, TA Leon. 00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:22.240 And then this is five months later after all that. 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:22.880 All right, yeah. 00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:24.799 I missed the year later part, I guess. 00:30:25.039 --> 00:30:25.279 Yeah. 00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:26.799 Um I'll yes. 00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:29.200 Because it doesn't tell you. 00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:31.440 He just says it in that line of dialogue, I think. 00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:33.119 Um so it's five months later. 00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:38.559 Ginny is promoted to anchor, and the Messiah spacecraft reaches the comet with Wolf Biederman. 00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:40.400 Fucking love saying it. 00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:42.240 And things go horribly wrong. 00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:42.799 What? 00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:43.839 Comet though? 00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:46.799 The fucking comet looks so good in the movie. 00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:47.680 It does look really cool. 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.160 And like the little spaceship there, and I'm like, whoa. 00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:51.200 Nice. 00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:54.400 Like how they had like the harpoons shoot out of it to help it land. 00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:55.599 Yeah, it's really cool. 00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:57.039 I know, I was like, cool. 00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:01.279 It didn't need to be the most intense fucking thing on the history of the planet, like an RBM. 00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:08.880 It got every it's like this movie is very efficient in getting everything that it needs to to be like, oh, that's pretty good. 00:31:09.039 --> 00:31:09.440 Yeah. 00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:16.720 Which is maybe why it just does enough to do that, but doesn't go like above and beyond, which would be make it great. 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:23.839 Why wouldn't they get together with all everybody who's got space power to go all the as a team? 00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:24.960 Go into space. 00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:25.599 All right. 00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:27.759 I know, right? 00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:29.359 It's just like all the spacecraft. 00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:30.079 How about this? 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.119 If this one fucks it up, we got another one coming right earlier. 00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:34.559 But they don't want to have time. 00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:42.640 Well, if like all of them, like, all right, we get China, we get Japan, we get Russia, we get America, and whoever else also

has a lot of space. 00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:46.640 America will go first because you know, America first, baby. 00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:50.880 And then it's like, all right, so that one kind of worked, but didn't really work. 00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:52.720 So, all right, next team, go. 00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:54.160 And it's gotta keep breaking it up. 00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:56.400 Just keep crashing into it after one after the other. 00:31:56.640 --> 00:32:04.079 Yeah, but um probably they only use America's team because America. 00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:06.079 Hell yeah, right? 00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:08.400 Nobody else is really that worried about it. 00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:09.440 Yeah, I guess. 00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:29.200 Um, and uh also like comparisons to Armageddon versus uh this movie, the they successfully land pretty easily, which is yeah, I mean not very easily, but uh it's also nice to see like everybody wearing, worrying, and then Robert Duvall is like in charge and then he like lands it and he's like, oh, fucking did it. 00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:30.400 I had to do it. 00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:33.920 Otherwise, all the everybody'd be like, they shouldn't have sent that old man up there. 00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:36.240 But yeah, so the missiles successfully lands. 00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:43.119 Two specialists from the ship are or three are lowered uh down to the comet's unstable surface in order to plant the nukes deep in its core. 00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:45.839 However, the comet is denser than anticipated. 00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:54.799 Um yeah, so they seem to be able to drill into an asteroid comet pretty easily with just by being astronauts and having one little thing drill. 00:32:55.359 --> 00:32:57.279 Got one of those interesting crank drills. 00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:57.599 Yeah. 00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:00.000 It's like they press a button and it's drilled itself. 00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.720 It's like we didn't need to take an entire team up here. 00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:10.319 Um, they at first um they're struggling to get the one drill messes up. 00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:14.960 So you got one team doing a drill, and the other team, of course, one has to mess up. 00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:24.640 And then you have the guy from Super 8 uh in the movie that's like goes down into the hole and like flip kicks it down a couple times, then gets out. 00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:27.200 But they're also kind of rushing against the sunset. 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:30.160 Oh, yeah, which is fucking crazy cool. 00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:31.200 It's so good. 00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:36.240 Um, and so like as the sun's rising, he's coming up out of it, and they're all like, shit, sun. 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:44.640 So they all turk put their visors on, and the guy comes out and he's like, My eyes, my eyes, not the bees, not the bees. 00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:50.960 Um that reminds me of I wonder if that's where the V S and Butthead uh movie got that. 00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:51.359 What? 00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:53.279 They burn their eyes from looking at the sun. 00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:54.319 Oh, maybe. 00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:54.799 Well, I don't know. 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:57.759 It's just kind of like a thing that we're always told growing up, don't look at the sun. 00:33:57.920 --> 00:33:59.519 And uh, it turns out it's right. 00:33:59.920 --> 00:34:05.920 Remember when we had that eclipse, that like really rad eclipse, like around 2016, 17, something like that? 00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:06.559 I don't know. 00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:12.800 Um everybody had to be like, don't look at it with your eyes. 00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:14.480 Look at it with binoculars. 00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:19.599 And then the number one search after the eclipse was my eyes hurt. 00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:20.800 Yeah. 00:34:21.119 --> 00:34:22.079 Is that an issue? 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.000 Did you look at it with your eyes? 00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:24.239 No. 00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:25.440 Well, why didn't look at it? 00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:28.559 I did uh the whole because I didn't have glasses, which really sucked. 00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:29.840 Did you do the box thing? 00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:37.039 No, I just um I had like a really old shitty phone I was about to replace, so I didn't care if it got like the camera or anything got messed up. 00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:40.960 So I just kind of turned my back to the sun and I put my phone facing me. 00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:42.239 I just kind of looked over that way. 00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:43.679 Did a selfie with the sun? 00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:44.239 Hell yeah. 00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:47.039 I didn't take a selfie, which is a really dumb decision of me. 00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:48.880 But probably wouldn't have been able to see your face. 00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:51.920 I didn't really want to like miss the whole eclipse happening. 00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.559 Uh still one of the coolest things I've experienced. 00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:55.599 It was really great. 00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:59.039 Um but yeah, then he comes out. 00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:03.199 Uh they but they successfully did the nukes at depth and they book it off. 00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:11.440 But one of the astronauts, uh medical officer specialist Gus Partenza, Don Favravo, is killed at high speed debris during the ship's escape. 00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:23.599 Uh the and as they're getting out, I love um just another reason that like I kind of makes me like this movie more than Armageddon is there's the part where the cosmonaut, the Russian guy, is like, hey, we have to go back and get him. 00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:30.960 And he's like kind of getting revved up and just Robert Duvall, uh Tanner, whatever his name is, is like so like calming him down. 00:35:31.039 --> 00:35:34.000 It's like we can't, we got this, we don't have enough fuel to go get him. 00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:35.760 And then he's like, We have to go get him. 00:35:35.840

--> 00:35:37.519 He's like, It's okay, it's okay. 00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:40.079 It's just like the way he says it's okay, like three times. 00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:45.039 I was like, and then the cosmonauts like realizing he's like, We can't, we can't do it. 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:46.960 He's he's just gonna be floating in space. 00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:50.719 Just a very, very good actor dude. 00:35:51.440 --> 00:36:08.079 I love directing, and it really does show it's like the difference between a male director and a female director in terms of you know how emotional one is versus how just like, hey, aren't these dudes weird? 00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:11.920 This guy has sex with underage girls. 00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:15.519 No I'm a boy. 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:30.320 And this girl's like, yes, well, um, one of the one of our characters is gonna have like an issue with the divorced parents, and we're gonna have um, you know, just very sensitive scenes in here, and it's like, I don't know. 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:33.280 It's just funny to kind of see them both like side by side. 00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:40.000 It's like the same movie, female director and male director, and it's like, wow, you can really tell the difference between sensitivity between the directors. 00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:43.039 She's like, get back in there and kiss Elijah Wood, or I will. 00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:43.840 Yeah. 00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:48.239 He's a child. 00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:49.039 I know. 00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.880 So she's just as bad, but she just didn't film any of it. 00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:59.119 Oh but I I will say there was so much tension. 00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:10.000 There, I felt way more tension, weirdly, even though this scene was only like five-minute scenes on this comet than I felt the entire time they were on the comet or asteroid in Armageddon. 00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:11.280 Yeah, it's all exploding and shit. 00:37:11.519 --> 00:37:12.000 It's wild. 00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:18.400 It's like all this like forced uh action and dumb decisions is supposed to be like, oh, I'm on the edge of my seat. 00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:22.320 But I was like, I was actually more on the edge of my seat on this like five-minute little scene on the comet. 00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:23.199 It's crazy. 00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:27.760 Um, also, I love when they cut to them breathing in their spacesuits. 00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:29.119 Sounded like monkeys. 00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:35.920 So the nukes are eventually detonated. 00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.159 The president goes live with the news of the mission. 00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:40.079 I love it because we don't know if it worked or not. 00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:42.400 Obviously, it didn't because it's only halfway through. 00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:47.519 But the comet is not vaporized, it's merely split into two smaller chunks that remain on the same trajectory. 00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:48.719 Yeah. 00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:50.320 Trajectory

towards Earth. 00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:52.719 He tells America, plan B. 00:37:53.039 --> 00:38:01.119 So the second plan involves a series of giant underground caves deep in the American heartland that will serve as an arc in case the Messiah fails. 00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:13.679 The arc will preserve key specialists, foodstuffs, animals, seeds, cultural artifacts, and a random group of citizens drawn for a lottery, some not random, because you know they're it's like, ah, yeah, we gotta take Bob Dylan. 00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:15.519 You know, we gotta get him out of there. 00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:20.639 And then also these very important politicians that have to live. 00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:21.519 Oh god. 00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.519 Um, and then nations around the world are also doing the same thing with caves. 00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:31.840 So plan B with the underground art goes into the full effect, and the lottery results are announced. 00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:35.679 The effects of the modern the random lottery are devastating. 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:40.639 Young married couples are kept together, but people over a certain age will not be followed into the arc. 00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:41.519 That was messed up. 00:38:41.679 --> 00:38:48.800 It's like anybody over the age of 50, and then you cut to um Ginny's mom just being like well shit. 00:38:49.599 --> 00:39:02.880 I mean, uh, like that's what is so good about this movie is just like things like that where like oh if it and but if an asteroid's gonna hit me, I hope it does it before I'm 50. 00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:10.079 Cause you know, it just like kind of made me think like, oh man, like if I got picked and my mom didn't. 00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:11.280 That'd be crazy. 00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:14.880 Cause I always thought, like, oh, Sarah wanting to stay with the parents. 00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:16.159 I'm like, don't be stupid. 00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:18.000 But then I'm like, I don't know. 00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:18.559 Yeah. 00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:19.119 Right? 00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:29.840 It's like, would I rather just live and forever feeling terrible that I just left my mom to die from a giant tidal wave or ice age, new ice age that's gonna happen, you know? 00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:30.400 God damn. 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:32.480 That's a uh fun movie. 00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:42.800 Um, so yeah, um, Ginny is selected, but Beth, a rival coworker, that's kind of like, I can't believe you got a front row seat. 00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:43.920 The White House lady. 00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:44.400 Yeah. 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:50.079 Uh um co-worker with a newmore baby is not uh Leo Biederman and his family are selected. 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:53.360 Uh the comment was this covery, so of course he's gonna be picked. 00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:57.360 Uh, but his girlfriend Sarah and her family are not fucking brutal. 00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:00.239 It's so crazy if they didn't put him. 00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:00.639 Yeah. 00:40:00.960 --> 00:40:01.440 Leo. 00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:03.840 So we actually picked a family, you're saying. 00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:04.159 Hey. 00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:05.519 Hey, come on. 00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:08.320 Everybody's gonna say, hey, you remember when Bieterman hit us? 00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:11.440 And he's like, whatever happened to him, uh Biederman hit him. 00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:14.400 Stop hitting yourself, beaterman. 00:40:14.960 --> 00:40:17.760 So the messiah's discussing what they should do. 00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:24.000 They have enough fuel to make it back to Earth, but uh, due to the damage of the radiation shield, they'll be glowing in the dark. 00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:24.800 Hell yeah. 00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:28.719 And then being crushed by an asteroid, but they're all like, let's fucking go home. 00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:28.960 Yeah. 00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:32.480 Like we're all gonna don't want to be stuck in space with no earth, right? 00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:33.119 I don't know. 00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:36.239 Because you fly around a little bit, see if you can land a little later. 00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:37.679 I don't know, right? 00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:38.480 Right. 00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:43.119 And then you can like wait until you have to go down and then just kind of show up. 00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:43.679 Yeah. 00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:45.679 It's like, do you really want to go? 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:48.480 But they all have families, of course, so that's why they all want to go. 00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:55.119 But it's one of those things where it's like, you really just want to go down to entire earth being looted and everybody going insane. 00:40:55.360 --> 00:40:55.519 Yeah. 00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:57.920 Everybody's gonna hate you because you didn't get the job done. 00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:02.480 Well, you didn't die in the initial impact, so you're gonna be you're gonna have a head start. 00:41:02.719 --> 00:41:06.239 Yeah, it's like, uh, we'll land after the asteroid hits. 00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.400 We'll see what's going on down there first. 00:41:08.639 --> 00:41:10.800 Yeah, you go to the arc, you're like, hey, remember us? 00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:11.199 Yeah. 00:41:11.679 --> 00:41:12.159 Let us in. 00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:13.119 We're astronauts. 00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:14.800 I think that's why you have to kind of go down. 00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:16.719 It's like, all right, we didn't destroy the asteroid. 00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:20.960 If we get there fast enough, I'm sure we'll be on the arc, even though we don't know about the plan, I'm sure. 00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:26.480 So as time passes, Ginny is constantly reporting on looting, killing, and other shit that would totally happen. 00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:36.079 Leo comes up with a plan to marry Sarah so her family and her so her and her family can come with pretty clever plan, pretty quick, quick planning there, Leo. 00:41:36.719 -->

00:41:38.079 Also they gave him a plus one. 00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:40.079 Uh they gave him a plus like five. 00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:40.639 Nice. 00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:41.360 Yeah. 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:46.239 Um, as the comet looms ever closer, Ginny's lonely mother commits suicide. 00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:46.719 Sad. 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:47.360 Damn. 00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:50.320 Uh, Ark Slecky, Leo decides to marry Sarah. 00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:51.840 The I already said that. 00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:56.639 Um, oh yeah, so she commits suicide and Leo decides to marry Sarah. 00:41:56.719 --> 00:41:57.599 We see it happening. 00:41:57.679 --> 00:41:59.360 It's like, oh cute, whatever. 00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:02.239 And everybody's like, yeah, we're all gonna make it and live. 00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:06.880 So, and on the Messiah, Tanner and Manash bond in a sweet little scene. 00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:09.280 They're discussing their life, and Tanner reads them Moby Dick. 00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:09.920 Yeah, that was cool. 00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:10.880 That was such a good scene. 00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:12.559 I was like, read to me, papa. 00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:13.280 Really worried. 00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:15.280 He's like, You guys don't have real books here. 00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:22.239 Like, we have Moby Dick and stuff, and then they kind of talk about their lives and stuff, and then it's like, all right, chapter one, Moby Dick. 00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:30.159 And then they kind of start laughing, and I'm like, ah, fucking just letting people be decent characters in the movie. 00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:31.519 It's so sweet. 00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:32.480 It's wild. 00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:39.760 And I think that's what what really makes doing this little project that we're doing with these four movies like so in fun and interesting. 00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:47.440 It's like, hey, we get to see the comparisons and like what works better and what the difference between me and you are in terms of like, hey, what what we like and don't like. 00:42:47.599 --> 00:42:50.159 Um, so hopefully people listening also like that. 00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:50.880 Yes. 00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:58.320 So the Bietermans and Sarah families are being picked up, but her family, including her newborn baby brother, are refused permission. 00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.719 Sarah's like, I ain't going, I'm dying. 00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:02.320 Check again, please. 00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:03.119 Yeah. 00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:04.880 Hell of a breakup. 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:09.039 You know, it's like, uh, I'd actually rather die here than go with you. 00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:11.039 We're getting a divorce. 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:22.480 Um It's like just being a parent at that point, like, um, if you were like Sarah's father, right? 00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:26.239 And she's like, no, I'm staying with you, and you're like, fucking go, right? 00:43:26.400 --> 00:43:28.239 Or would you be like, yeah,

come die with me? 00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:29.679 Come die with me. 00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:31.599 Or would you be like, don't leave that bus? 00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:34.320 I'm throwing her in there, handcuff her and to Leo. 00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:39.039 Yeah, I think I would have just um made her go if I could. 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:40.559 Right, just like throw her on the bus. 00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:41.440 Just get in there. 00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:41.760 Yeah. 00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:46.800 So Ginny learns that her mother has committed suicide and then decides to go sit out in the rain. 00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:49.440 Uh, because it's like, how do we show someone sad? 00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:57.280 Um, and her father goes to talk to her, but she refuses, says, I'm an orphan. 00:43:57.519 --> 00:43:59.599 Um, so Leo decides that he's going back to. 00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:07.840 Sarah and leaves the arc, um Ginny Fathers uh goes to her work to show her photos to show that she isn't an orphan. 00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:13.119 And I was just like, oh, this would really work if it was a better actor as a father. 00:44:13.280 --> 00:44:14.719 It would work so well. 00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:21.280 I mean, it kind of works, but it just doesn't I would be like curled in a ball if they actually got a decent father. 00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:27.360 It would be funny if if she was they're hugging and it's really sweet and they're about to die, and then the stepmom shows up. 00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:28.960 It's like, gotcha bitch. 00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:31.360 She pushes her out of the way. 00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:37.039 But it turns out uh he she left him because it's like, uh, hey. 00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:38.000 End of the world. 00:44:38.239 --> 00:44:38.639 End of the world. 00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:40.239 Am I gonna hang out with this old man? 00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:42.400 It's like I got a few months to live. 00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:45.280 I was I was hoping you'd die and I get the money, you know? 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:46.159 Yeah. 00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:53.280 Um so yeah, they uh so they decide they're gonna shoot more nukes at the at the two pieces of the comics. 00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:59.119 Uh this is like the president telling them that it's like their last resort situation, but they fail and they're still heading toward Earth. 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:01.039 The president makes one last speech. 00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:05.599 He tells them that the smaller of the comets will first land and it will hit the Atlantic Ocean. 00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:10.639 It will cause a wave like over a thousand feet high and it will hit Washington 40 minutes later. 00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:11.199 Hell yeah. 00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:13.519 And destroying everything on the East Coast. 00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:17.840 The second comet will hit Canada and will cause everything to go dark for two years. 00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.559 All plant and animal lives will be gone within a few months. 00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:22.880 Good night and good luck to us all. 00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:25.599 Or that uh atomic winter. 00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:26.079 Yeah. 00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:26.880 Uh potentially. 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:30.079 It's uh I don't think it will be a good time. 00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:31.840 No. 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:36.400 But thank God for the messiahs up there. 00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.239 Yeah, it's like a reference to the ship and also like goes. 00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:44.719 Um, the messiah team decides on one final course of action. 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:56.880 They will impact the messiah spacecraft on the largest of the two chunks of inbound comet using the craft's own nuclear-powered Orion pulpulsion system in hopes of vaporizing the larger fragment because they have like four nukes also on it. 00:45:57.360 --> 00:45:59.920 But this in turn is a suicide mission. 00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:01.360 Look on the bright side. 00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:03.280 At least we'll have schools named after us. 00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:04.800 Yeah, oh, they will. 00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:07.039 Because that's what happened to the people that died. 00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:10.239 Uh um in that one space explosion. 00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:11.679 They named schools after them. 00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:12.159 Yeah. 00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:19.039 Um, so the news crew we have been hanging out with is taking Ginny and six people to higher ground. 00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:21.280 Uh Ginny to the arc, the other people to the high ground. 00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:23.199 So they have to draw sticks to see who goes. 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:26.800 And everyone that has the shorter sticks gets to go, the others don't. 00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:36.159 Um, and then we see like the rival like uh journalist Beth and her newborn draw the long sticks, and it's like, no, she just gets to go, okay? 00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:38.000 Um, Ginny feels bad. 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:53.119 Jenny decides to give up her seat uh at the arc for Beth, who is like, uh, because like they're going to go get into the plane, and then Beth's sitting in like the little kids section of the newsroom or whatever, and she's like, What are you doing here? 00:46:53.199 --> 00:47:00.639 It's like there's traffic jam, we won't be able to get home, and my daughter likes it here, and it's like, God, uh, damn it, dude. 00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:01.840 Holy shit. 00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:05.280 It's like little things like that is something that I absolutely love. 00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:05.679 Yeah. 00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:06.239 Yeah. 00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:08.159 Um, just a little bit of humanity. 00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:09.039 Exactly. 00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:09.760 You know? 00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:14.639 Um, but yeah, so she gives up her seat for the uh Beth and her baby. 00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:17.599 Um, and then Jenny's-let her end but kick the baby out. 00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:20.480 Yeah, it's like, you can't get in

here, bitch ass baby. 00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.119 Yeah, looking at me all smug. 00:47:24.159 --> 00:47:25.519 It's like, yo, what you looking at? 00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:27.119 What you looking at, baby? 00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:27.440 Huh? 00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:28.639 Baby's out of here. 00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:30.639 Somebody give me some baby handcuffs. 00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:31.760 Get this baby out of here. 00:47:32.079 --> 00:47:33.119 He's unruly. 00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:35.360 Oh, yeah. 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:38.400 We had to uh I can't. 00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:42.800 I was gonna try to do my Obama, but like uh yes, we uh had to. 00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:44.320 Damn, I've completely lost it. 00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:45.920 So fuck it, cutting this. 00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:51.840 Um, so Jenny is left on the helipad looking at pictures of a father as a fleet of helicopters fly off. 00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:54.159 And it's a dope fucking shot. 00:47:54.480 --> 00:48:01.599 So Leo takes Sarah's father's dirt bike and finds Sarah's family hopelessly gridlocked in traffic as people flee in a blind panic. 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:06.320 Sarah's mother gives Sarah her baby brother and tells Leo to take care of her children. 00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:13.360 Leo takes his young wife and the baby on a bike as they head for higher ground, leaving Sarah's mother heartbroken and crying. 00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:14.719 Such a good scene. 00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:16.000 Ah. 00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:27.679 And in probably the saddest scene of the movie, um, Ginny reunites with her strange father on the very beach where they once played when she was five years old. 00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:31.360 And it's in the picture that we see earlier. 00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:34.000 Um, they're apologizing and things like that. 00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:39.679 As the comet hits the Atlantic, a giant, freakishly large tsunami is about to crash upon the shoreline. 00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:47.440 Ginny, her voice trembling, cut clutches her father's closely and says with the vulnerability of a frightened little girl, Daddy. 00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:54.079 It is fucking fantastic, bro. 00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:55.519 It was really good. 00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:57.039 It's fucking urn. 00:48:57.920 --> 00:48:58.960 It looks rad. 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:01.280 It's just like that. 00:49:01.599 --> 00:49:08.559 That is what I think when someone's writing a script, that's the thing they saw first in their head when they're gonna write a script, right? 00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:10.320 Um first ones to go. 00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:10.719 Yeah. 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:24.639 It well, it's just like, you know, if you think usually whenever people think this is how I was when I thought of like script ideas and things like that, there's always just a scene or just like a picture in my head that I'm like, oh man, if I could just make something around that. 00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:24.880 Yeah. 00:49:25.039 --> 00:49:27.039 And I feel like That's the smoke. 00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:36.800 If someone was writing a script, it'd be like they started off with um father and daughter hold each other as a giant wave crashes into them from an app, a comet. 00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:39.920 And it's like, I know, that was awesome. 00:49:40.559 --> 00:49:45.039 When it was like when the the tide or like it's what do you call it, the undercurrent or whatever? 00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:46.880 Yeah, yeah, it kind of comes in parts underneath. 00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:50.320 So good. 00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:54.480 Have you ever like um watched anything about tsunamis and things like that? 00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:56.159 It's so interesting how they work. 00:49:56.320 --> 00:50:02.159 Like, I remember because I guess it was the one that hit Japan like a decades ago or something. 00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:05.119 They're they knew it was coming, I guess, or something like that. 00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:07.679 Or is this like are people who research tsunamis? 00:50:07.840 --> 00:50:14.880 They had like a boat out in the middle of the ocean, and they're like, Hey, why the fuck did you not tell us there was a tsunami coming? 00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:16.079 They're like, What do you mean? 00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:17.599 It's like, how did y'all not know it? 00:50:17.679 --> 00:50:29.440 It's like, I mean, we had like a little wave earlier, but it wasn't anything because it was just like so, like in the big part of the ocean, you know, the deep part, it's just like but then like it just gets sucked in and it comes over there. 00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:42.960 It's like, I don't know, kind of learning about tsunamis was like very interesting and also hard to it's hard to watch videos of people seeing a tsunami coming in there and they're like they didn't know it was coming, and they're like, Oh, look at the water, isn't that cool? 00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:45.280 People are walking toward it and they're like, Oh shit. 00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:46.639 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:48.480 Wait, why water get bigger? 00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:51.760 I know, and it's just like uh brutal. 00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:54.320 There's apparently, I think it's called like impossible or something. 00:50:54.559 --> 00:50:57.679 Got Owen Wilson and Naomi Watts, I believe, in it. 00:50:57.760 --> 00:51:02.320 Apparently it's supposed to be a pretty good um like they're in a tsunami situation. 00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:02.960 Oh, cool. 00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:09.519 I wanted to like recommend it with this movie, but wow, hey, where'd where'd all the water go? 00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:10.239 Wow. 00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:12.400 We got it in there, baby. 00:51:12.639 --> 00:51:13.119 We got it. 00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:14.480 You just have to. 00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:20.400 So oh so the comets fragments. 00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:21.679 The comet's pregnant? 00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:30.239 The comet fragments oceanic impact sees Washington,

D.C., New York City underwater as submerged landmarks and skyscrapers break off and float away. 00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:35.920 Yeah, I love how the Statue of Liberties just sitting there and it gets and you see its head like floating down the street. 00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:39.599 Cloverfield's like, hey, that was gonna be me. 00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:43.039 You only had to wait 10 years. 00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:45.599 That was my head to knock off. 00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:53.599 Um, but yeah, and then of course you get the Twin Towers, and it's just impossible to not watch some of these older movies when the Twin Towers gets hit. 00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:57.039 That it's just like fuck, fuck, right? 00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:05.360 Um, so most of the crew of the Messiah are given chances to say their tearful goodbyes to their spouses and loved ones in mission control. 00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:07.840 Fuck me, it worked so well. 00:52:08.239 --> 00:52:11.519 Um, before they commit talking to the baby, yeah. 00:52:11.840 --> 00:52:12.480 Oh god. 00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:12.800 Yeah. 00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:19.760 And it's like before they're essentially gonna like uh commit suicide by saving the world from Wolf Biederman. 00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:25.119 All the crews get to say goodbye except Tanner, but he says goodbye to his uh, I'm assuming, dead wife. 00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:29.840 I could for a second it made me seem like I thought I was like, wait, were they divorced or dead? 00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:33.920 But yeah, she was dead because he was when he was talking to his sons, I think he mentioned it. 00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:34.800 Yeah, yeah. 00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:38.239 Umash's wife and baby show up last second. 00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:43.199 Uh, he gives a very uh heartbreaking speech. 00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:44.880 It really worked. 00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:48.400 Um uh I put I'm dead inside while writing this. 00:52:48.639 --> 00:52:54.559 So they collide with the asteroid as Manash says, uh finishes saying goodbye to his newborn baby. 00:52:54.800 --> 00:53:01.199 Oh, they said after that, all this heartfelt stuff, they just say like bazinga as they crash. 00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:02.159 Bazinga. 00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:04.320 Oh bugger dude. 00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:11.199 Um the plan works! The larger comet chunk is vaporized and the messiah is destroyed in the process. 00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:14.000 Flooding from the impact reaches deep inland. 00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:16.159 Untold millions of people are killed. 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:19.920 Eventually the waters recede and a small measure of balance is restored. 00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:24.800 Leo and Sarah survive and watch as the giant meteorite explodes overhead. 00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:35.840 We then see a uh like ending uh epilogue with the White House and the Capitol being rebuilt as President Morgan Freeman gives his inspiring speech. 00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:38.480 Cities fall, but they all rebuilt. 00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:40.320 Heroes die, but they are remembered. 00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:42.400 I feel like I almost went JFK on the one. 00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:43.440 The end. 00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:47.519 Little did he know that 12 years later he'd be playing the president again. 00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:51.760 Man, what doesn't it suck to like all those people stuck on the road? 00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:59.679 Is that if 10 minutes earlier, if they just got out of their cars and ran up the hill, they would have been fine. 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:03.039 I mean, they know it's gonna be big water. 00:54:03.360 --> 00:54:04.000 Fucking brutal. 00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:09.280 Especially if like you're Sarah and um Leo, it's like they could have made it. 00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:11.119 They could have just made it. 00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:14.159 If they just like So Sarah, you don't think Sarah and Leo made it? 00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:15.280 Well, no, they did make it. 00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:17.760 They got it up the hill and you see them like looking over the room. 00:54:18.000 --> 00:54:22.559 Yeah, everybody's gonna be like her parents could have just ran up the if they ran up the hill an hour earlier, they'd been fine. 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:24.880 What if Leo was just like, follow us? 00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:27.440 Yeah, hey, take that card, take it in the woods. 00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:28.320 I don't know. 00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:31.519 Um, but yeah, that's deep impact. 00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:34.000 What do you think the point of deep impact is? 00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:36.400 Definitely has a message. 00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:37.440 I don't know. 00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:46.880 I was I was thinking about this, and a lot of people and a lot a lot more people in this movie kept kept cool heads, I think. 00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:48.079 Which is nice. 00:54:48.559 --> 00:54:58.719 It's like, what if we didn't get like everybody that scored a two on the IQ tests did stuff in a movie instead of Armageddon where it's just like, yeah, we got our dumbest people on it. 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:00.880 I don't know. 00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:09.280 Um at the same time, they could have moved everybody off of the everybody should have left their homes way earlier. 00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:12.239 Yeah, if they would have let them know, like early warning system. 00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:13.039 That's the point. 00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:17.840 Those were like the those were the plot holes that kind of was like I had to ignore. 00:55:18.000 --> 00:55:21.760 Like while watching him, like, guys, you've had a year to prepare. 00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:26.400 I know like all this is being like, hey, they might destroy the comet, so let's not worry. 00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:29.920 Like, ah, they got that little nuke situation that they're gonna try. 00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:30.880 Don't worry. 00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:37.119 But then, like, once the nukes don't work, it's like, all right, like wherever

the nearest mountain is, I'm going. 00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:37.440 Yeah. 00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.119 All right, I'm going to Gallenburg. 00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:40.639 Everybody move to the mountains. 00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:40.880 Yeah. 00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:41.599 That'd be cool. 00:55:41.679 --> 00:55:45.360 Um for me, I thought I think the point of the movie is to appreciate what we have. 00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:46.159 Like that's true. 00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:54.159 You know, like throw away all the hate that you have for someone or others and to come together as one and good things will happen. 00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:56.960 Ginny and her father are like the astronauts on the Messiah. 00:55:57.039 --> 00:56:00.719 Gin or Ginny and her father, and like the astronauts on the Messiah. 00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:09.679 Ginny got to be held by someone she loved before the world ended, something that she would have not gotten to do without learning to like forgive because of the asteroid and stuff. 00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:13.920 And if the astronauts didn't learn to work with Tanner, the entire planet would have been destroyed. 00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:16.400 Stop the fucking bullshit and let's come together, darn it. 00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:17.039 Yeah. 00:56:17.280 --> 00:56:18.719 Marry a child. 00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:21.760 If the world's gonna end, then it's okay. 00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:22.639 I don't know. 00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:25.360 After you said that, maybe we should get hit by a comment. 00:56:26.480 --> 00:56:28.559 Marry a child if you are a child. 00:56:28.880 --> 00:56:30.800 Let's let's put that part in there too, Jason. 00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:31.920 Let's make that very clear. 00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:33.679 Let's have our children get married. 00:56:34.559 --> 00:56:35.920 Two other children. 00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:37.760 Ooh, actually, one more point. 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:43.920 Um, so there's the part where the bigger comet gets blown up, and then like Ginny and Leo and Sarah make it. 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:48.800 They're standing like on the mountain, and you see all the pieces of comet like fly over. 00:56:48.960 --> 00:56:50.079 Great, beautiful. 00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:52.960 She signs, she then she divorces him on the spot. 00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:54.159 We're too young for this. 00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:56.000 Actually, I'm marrying my baby brother now. 00:56:56.159 --> 00:56:59.440 Oh, you're too old for me, Leo. 00:56:59.760 --> 00:57:04.639 Uh dumb, dumb joke. 00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:11.519 All right, uh, before we get into our next category, I want to know your rankings of the four movies we did. 00:57:11.840 --> 00:57:17.039 Armageddon, Deep Impact, Volcano, Dante's Peak. 00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:19.840 I think it goes Deep Impact, Armageddon. 00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:21.679 I thought you like Armageddon more than this. 00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:28.719 Well, I mean, I like this movie more, but Armageddon's more fun to watch. 00:57:28.960

--> 00:57:32.239 It's something like if it was on, you'd be like, oh yeah, I'll just check out wherever it's at. 00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:37.840 When it's in the background, Deep Impact, you'd be like, I don't feel like crying, I'm gonna watch Deep Impact. 00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:39.119 I don't want to hurt. 00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:39.840 Yeah. 00:57:40.079 --> 00:57:40.800 Okay, yeah, I get it. 00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:41.280 All right, go ahead. 00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:41.599 Keep going. 00:57:41.760 --> 00:57:42.159 Sorry, interruption. 00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:45.360 And then uh Dante, then Volcano. 00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:49.920 So mine was gonna mine's uh Deep Impact, then Dante's Peak. 00:57:50.079 --> 00:57:54.000 Nice Dante Speak for me is just like it's not the best movie. 00:57:54.320 --> 00:57:55.039 Let's be real. 00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:59.760 Um, but like if I was like home and like, oh, Dante's Peak's line. 00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:01.840 Let me just let me just check out where it's at. 00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:05.440 It's it's kind of like a warm blanket movie, weirdly for me. 00:58:05.599 --> 00:58:05.920 I don't know. 00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:06.719 Old peers. 00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:09.280 Um and then I'll do Armageddon, then Volcano. 00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:10.480 Poor Volcano. 00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:16.320 But I will always remember Tommy Lee Jones taking that man's jackhammer. 00:58:18.159 --> 00:58:18.559 What's up? 00:58:18.719 --> 00:58:19.199 I done right. 00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:25.519 When you think someone's not jackhammered enough, you go take that jackhammer and you jackhammer harder, damn it. 00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:29.360 It's like, dude, the machine does all the work for you. 00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:30.239 Why are you taking it? 00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:36.559 You're not doing your reminded me of the when he played uh Too Faced in Batman Forever. 00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:37.119 Yes. 00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:40.960 Oh, still the crazy Too Faced there is. 00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:43.440 Way better than Dark Knight's Two Face. 00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:44.960 Um I agree. 00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:46.719 Way better. 00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:51.760 Um God, that'd be great if you turned into Too Faced and he just started acting like Tommy D. 00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:52.559 Long's too far. 00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:57.920 He just they splash acid on his face and they just remove him and just replace him with the totally gun. 00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:02.159 Hey, work work for me. 00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:06.480 All right, so we're gonna hit our next category: the good, the bad, the ugly, the fine. 00:59:06.559 --> 00:59:13.519 It's where we discuss the good of the film, something we liked, the bad, something we didn't like, the ugly, something that didn't age well, the fine, something that did age well. 00:59:13.840 --> 00:59:17.599 Um so for the good for me, I put the serious sad tone of the movie. 00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:19.679 Uh, it fits more with what is happening. 00:59:20.079 --> 00:59:20.719 Yeah, I think so. 00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:21.760 That was kind of mine too. 00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:29.519 Like the a lot of the characters have like deep introspection and like a lot of character building going on. 00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:30.559 And development, right? 00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:31.679 Yeah, that's what I meant. 00:59:31.920 --> 00:59:39.519 The only character development in Armageddon is uh pretty much just Bruce Willis being like, you know what? 00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:41.599 I actually do like Ben Affleck. 00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:43.440 I like Ben more than you now. 00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:46.559 Yeah. 00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:50.320 Um, so for the bad, I put the father, just the actor. 00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:53.360 He just oh, it's just such a weak point of the movie. 00:59:53.519 --> 00:59:54.639 I don't know what it is. 00:59:54.880 --> 00:59:57.599 Maybe maybe he is acting good and I just don't like his face. 00:59:57.679 --> 00:59:58.400 I don't know. 01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:02.639 As far as bad goes, I don't know. 01:00:03.039 --> 01:00:07.840 Seeing it was bad that Elijah Wooden didn't immediately turn into Frodo back in the street. 01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:08.239 That's true. 01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:09.119 He would have rings. 01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:10.239 He would have really sucked it. 01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:12.079 She goes, Yes, I will marry. 01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:13.840 He tries to grab one ring out. 01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:14.880 Yeah. 01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:17.119 Or she puts it on and becomes invisible. 01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:17.519 Yeah. 01:00:17.599 --> 01:00:17.679 Yeah. 01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:21.199 This isn't the right movie. 01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:26.079 I actually want to look up who Maximilian Shell is, the guy that played the father. 01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:28.159 See what I know him from. 01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:29.599 I will say what my ugly. 01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:32.960 My ugly was going to be the name Rittenhouse. 01:00:35.360 --> 01:00:35.760 Really? 01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:36.400 Why? 01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:38.960 Because of the shooter. 01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:40.000 I know. 01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:43.840 That has not aged well. 01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:45.360 Not aged well. 01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:46.719 Apparently. 01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:47.440 Oh, I'm not. 01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:47.760 Nope. 01:00:47.920 --> 01:00:50.960 Not a political podcast, but I understand. 01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:55.280 Uh, what didn't age well for me is uh sorry, bro, but the father. 01:00:57.119 --> 01:00:59.840 Hey, that this guy's taking so many cheap shots from me. 01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:02.639 He did pretty good facial hair, if you know if nothing else. 01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:03.199 He did. 01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:03.679 He did. 01:01:03.840 --> 01:01:04.159 He did. 01:01:04.800 --> 01:01:06.719 So he aged well as a person. 01:01:07.360 --> 01:01:10.320 Um and the fact that most people find

Armageddon better. 01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:13.599 I just two there's totally different. 01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:20.159 I mean, I'm just, it doesn't like not age well, but I just wanted to put something other than The Father because poor guy. 01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:23.440 But if you do like Armageddon more than this movie, hell fucking yeah. 01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:24.239 Way to go, guys. 01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:32.159 I heard I heard someone else talking about this these two movies together, and Armageddon is like right wing, deep impact's definitely left wing. 01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:33.119 Right, yeah. 01:01:33.360 --> 01:01:33.679 Right. 01:01:33.920 --> 01:01:36.480 It's so wild how that happened. 01:01:37.280 --> 01:01:41.519 Um it's just the difference that a little empathy can can bring to a movie. 01:01:41.599 --> 01:01:42.880 I think you don't have empathy. 01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:44.400 What Republicans don't have empathy? 01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:45.440 Empathy running. 01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:46.800 I have no idea. 01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:48.320 It's not a political podcast. 01:01:48.480 --> 01:01:53.039 If you are a Republican, but it could be go watch Arm Again and have a hell of a time. 01:01:53.599 --> 01:01:55.920 I'm looking at like a camera, I guess. 01:01:56.000 --> 01:01:58.639 I'm like looking away from you, thumbs uping the wall. 01:01:59.039 --> 01:02:00.000 Doing the Fallout Boy? 01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:00.320 Yeah. 01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:01.920 Like good show, though. 01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:02.639 Not the band. 01:02:03.199 --> 01:02:04.000 Show kicks ass. 01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:05.199 Yeah, the season two's coming out. 01:02:05.280 --> 01:02:06.239 I think I'm just gonna wait for it all. 01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:08.000 We're almost done with season two. 01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:09.440 Wait, did he release all of them? 01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:10.480 Oh, not all of them. 01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:11.119 Oh, okay. 01:02:11.280 --> 01:02:13.519 Well, we've gotten like eight episodes in or something. 01:02:13.679 --> 01:02:14.400 Oh, snap. 01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:14.960 So good. 01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:16.320 I can't wait to watch it again. 01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:17.760 Um, what aged well? 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.519 Morgan Freeman is president. 01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:20.639 All right. 01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:21.199 He does. 01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:23.840 I mean, we actually did it again in Olympus Fall. 01:02:24.239 --> 01:02:24.559 Yeah. 01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:26.400 He's been president like three or four times. 01:02:26.639 --> 01:02:27.840 Yeah, what else has been in as well? 01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:30.239 He's God and he's our God and he's our president. 01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:30.960 Oh man. 01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:32.000 Morgan Freeman. 01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:34.400 I just can't help but look up to this guy. 01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:35.360 Yeah. 01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:38.239 It's just there's so much regalness to him. 01:02:38.639 --> 01:02:43.840 Or there like he seems like he should be in charge of everything. 01:02:44.079 --> 01:02:44.239 Yeah. 01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:46.239 Yeah. 01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:49.039 Like leader that everyone looks up to. 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:50.400 Love the old boy. 01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:52.000 Do you have anything else for the fun? 01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:52.639 No. 01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:56.239 Alright, we're gonna hit up our next category, double featured. 01:02:56.400 --> 01:03:00.800 It's where we recommend a movie movie that goes alongside this movie. 01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:01.920 You want to go first? 01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:03.119 You want me to go first? 01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:06.639 Uh mine is going to be uh Melancholia. 01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:07.679 Have you seen this one? 01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:08.559 Shit, I haven't. 01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:11.760 That's Bar uh Bars Von Trier? 01:03:12.159 --> 01:03:12.400 Bars? 01:03:13.199 --> 01:03:14.239 Lars Von Trier. 01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:14.639 Sorry. 01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:16.559 Yes, it is. 01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:17.280 Yeah. 01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:18.960 He makes weird ass movies. 01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:21.920 It's like at uh Kristen Dunst. 01:03:22.480 --> 01:03:22.960 Kirsten Dunst. 01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:23.840 Kirsten Dunst. 01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:24.320 It's like her. 01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:25.039 She's at a wedding. 01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:25.760 She's super sad. 01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:26.960 She's so depressed. 01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.199 And it's like, hey, there's a we're all gonna die. 01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:30.400 There's a planet. 01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:31.599 They hidden behind the sun. 01:03:32.000 --> 01:03:32.880 It's gonna kill everybody. 01:03:33.119 --> 01:03:34.239 I really do gotta watch it. 01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:36.320 It's so sad and depressing. 01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:38.079 A lot of his movies are. 01:03:38.400 --> 01:03:40.559 I would say his movies are not easy to watch. 01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:42.480 Have you ever heard of the movie Antichrist? 01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:43.199 No. 01:03:43.519 --> 01:03:45.039 So like the beginning of that movie. 01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:46.159 Spoilers for Antichrist. 01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:47.039 Peter Teal? 01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:47.760 So no. 01:03:48.079 --> 01:03:51.760 It's like uh Peter Teal knows about the Antichrist. 01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:54.559 It's this um it's a movie. 01:03:54.800 --> 01:04:00.079 It starts off, it's got um uh he plays Green Goblin. 01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:03.199 I'm blanking on his name in the Spider-Man movies. 01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:03.599 Yeah. 01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:08.079 Um I'm so sorry, guys. 01:04:08.719 --> 01:04:10.480 My brain just doesn't fucking work. 01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:12.159 And neither is my computer. 01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:12.880 Let's go. 01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:14.960 Now I'm gonna have to edit. 01:04:15.199 --> 01:04:16.000 Damn it. 01:04:16.320 --> 01:04:17.440 William Defoe's

in it. 01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:21.280 And uh another actress that's good um in it. 01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:27.920 And like it starts off with like William Dafoe and this character having sex um while there's like a with the green goblet. 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:35.840 While there's a child like walking around and the child gets like out of the crib and like falls to his death out of the window, and it's all about grief and like blaming each other and stuff. 01:04:36.000 --> 01:04:47.360 And then so they're like, hey, we're gonna go out to like this cabin, and uh the wife kind of starts going, they they both kind of start going a little cuckoo, and um there's some genitalia violence in it. 01:04:47.599 --> 01:04:48.079 Whoa. 01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:59.199 I remember hearing about the movie from my friends, and they're like, You should watch it, it's fucked up, and I was like, Okay, and then I was like, it's kind of boring, and uh don't want to watch any more of it. 01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:01.920 Um that was my first Lars Frontier movie. 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:07.199 Then I also watched his movies called Nymphomaniac, which is kind of about this girl and her journey through sex and stuff. 01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:08.159 Does she have sex with that? 01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:12.960 And um, she's like a uh Well, that's that's necrophilia. 01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:15.760 Uh she's like addicted to sex and stuff like that. 01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:20.960 Um then it just has it just has like a shitty ass fucking ending. 01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:25.119 Everybody pumped those movies up to me, and I was like, I don't know, man. 01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:26.639 It was fine. 01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:31.679 People like it was such a good ending, and I was like, Ah, it just seems like a dumb ending. 01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:36.960 Anyways, I don't watch a lot of his movies, but I have always wanted to watch that. 01:05:37.039 --> 01:05:38.239 I heard that was really good. 01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:45.760 Um, my double feature is a movie that people had issues with because it was nominated for an Oscar and we couldn't disappreciate that it was a decent movie. 01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:46.800 Don't look up. 01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:48.400 Yeah, yeah, it's kind of the part. 01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:51.760 It's not like this movie. 01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:57.599 It is people doing what would really happen if this had a situation happened in our today world. 01:05:57.760 --> 01:05:58.159 Yeah. 01:05:58.320 --> 01:05:59.840 Um it's fucking awesome. 01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:00.320 Yeah. 01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:05.599 And what and if there would be another recommendation, it would be uh a friend for the end of the world. 01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:06.960 Oh, Steve Krill? 01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:07.280 Yeah. 01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:07.519 Yeah. 01:06:07.760 --> 01:06:08.639 That one's really good too. 01:06:08.880 --> 01:06:09.920 Yeah, I remember that movie. 01:06:10.880 --> 01:06:12.159 Um Don't Look Up. 01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:14.400 I didn't I actually never watch that movie, but it's pretty good. 01:06:14.639 --> 01:06:16.000 Don't look up Adam McKay. 01:06:16.159 --> 01:06:17.440 He did Step Brothers. 01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:18.800 Cool, right? 01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:20.320 I fucking love Step Brothers. 01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:22.079 Um but yeah, the cast fucking rules. 01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:28.239 Jennifer Lawrence has maybe like some of the like the best joke in the movie. 01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:32.000 It's because this one guy, it's like this general or whatever. 01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:35.679 He's like, hey, can you buy me like this bag of chips? 01:06:35.760 --> 01:06:38.719 And they buy them it, and then it turns out they get the chips for free. 01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:40.800 And like it took 10 bucks from them. 01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:41.280 Yeah. 01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:42.800 And it's so funny. 01:06:42.960 --> 01:06:44.800 It's it's just like such a classic thing. 01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:51.360 Comedy is a three, because she mentions it three times, and on that third note, when it hits, it hits so good. 01:06:52.480 --> 01:06:54.800 Also has a really good, sad ending. 01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:59.039 Um, and just so fucking the past crushes it. 01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:06.000 And Jason, man, there's our little that was our little four-movie little project we did there. 01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:07.679 It wasn't as deep as I thought it would be. 01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:08.320 What? 01:07:08.559 --> 01:07:09.119 The impact. 01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:12.320 It was fun though. 01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:15.039 It was it was cool to watch movies that are like other movies. 01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:19.519 I'd if I ever find out there's four moon like two more movies like each other, we'll do them. 01:07:19.679 --> 01:07:24.400 That was there's there's like 14 movies that are like this. 01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:33.360 It's like Alephis has fallen, and then uh what was the other one that came out like uh newer ones like that just aren't as good. 01:07:33.679 --> 01:07:35.199 They all just kind of look like shit. 01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:40.639 It's like, even though I guess all these were technically considered shitty for the time, they're all poorly reviewed. 01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:44.159 Uh, but you know, still I fucking liked all of them. 01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:48.159 I mean, just volcanoes are sorry, but sorry, volcano. 01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:51.840 It was still fun, they're all fun movies, and that's what disaster movies are supposed to be. 01:07:52.559 --> 01:07:53.119 Magma. 01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:54.320 I've never heard of magma. 01:07:54.559 --> 01:07:55.280 What color is it? 01:07:55.440 --> 01:07:55.840 Red? 01:07:56.880 --> 01:07:58.480 But it's coming to the end. 01:07:58.639 --> 01:08:00.320 So uh, you know what? 01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:02.480 I'm ready for some fucking zombies, right? 01:08:02.719 --> 01:08:03.840 Yes, yes. 01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:04.400

Boom. 01:08:04.800 --> 01:08:08.239 28 days later is what we're doing next, baby. 01:08:09.440 --> 01:08:11.599 The best zombie movie. 01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:14.880 It's more of a virus movie, and uh, but who cares? 01:08:15.039 --> 01:08:15.760 It's a zombie movie. 01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:16.880 So much, I guess. 01:08:17.119 --> 01:08:18.239 Yeah, it's great. 01:08:18.399 --> 01:08:22.960 The soundtrack, oh, the song, this the just the score of it is so good. 01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:23.680 Love it. 01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:29.199 Um, and it has one of my favorite I accidentally turned into a zombie scene. 01:08:29.359 --> 01:08:29.680 Whoa. 01:08:29.920 --> 01:08:30.800 With the crow. 01:08:31.039 --> 01:08:31.680 Oh, yeah. 01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:32.399 What's up? 01:08:32.479 --> 01:08:34.560 Great meta moody R.I.P. 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:36.720 baby in the movie, not like in real life. 01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:39.840 Well, you were gonna say when he looks up and the blood drops in his eyeball. 01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:40.239 That's it. 01:08:40.319 --> 01:08:42.079 Okay, it's like a bird's like pecking. 01:08:42.239 --> 01:08:45.039 Oh, I thought it was just if he was on the monkey bars or something. 01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:45.680 No. 01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:46.239 Okay. 01:08:48.079 --> 01:08:49.279 Let's watch the movie, we'll figure it out. 01:08:49.359 --> 01:08:51.119 It's on AMC Plus right now. 01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:53.119 Oh, that was that sucks so much. 01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:55.039 Yeah, wear eye protection always. 01:08:55.199 --> 01:08:58.720 Yes, especially during blood diseases. 01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:00.319 Jesus. 01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:02.399 Um, yeah, so join us next week for that. 01:09:02.560 --> 01:09:03.680 Thank you for listening. 01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:06.159 Leave us some reviews, send us some fan mail. 01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:07.359 It's over in the description. 01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:09.199 Click the link at the top, email at the bottom. 01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:11.520 We recommend mailbag at gmail.com. 01:09:11.920 --> 01:09:13.680 Um, seriously, please leave us reviews. 01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:15.439 It's how we get noticed and recognized. 01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:16.880 Um, thank you for listening. 01:09:17.039 --> 01:09:18.000 We really appreciate it. 01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:20.960 I hope you enjoyed our little four-movie stint here that we did. 01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:30.640 Um, if there's any other type of like theme, like a monthly theme or something, like I want to do this year, like the three man with no name uh movies. 01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:32.079 That's the Clint Eastwood movies. 01:09:32.159 --> 01:09:36.800 It's like cool uh uh for a few dollars or whatever the first one's called. 01:09:37.039 --> 01:09:38.399 And then like the good, the bad, the ugly. 01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:39.359 Uh I've seen that one. 01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:40.319 Fistful of dollars. 01:09:40.560 --> 01:09:43.600 That's what it's called, and then a few dollars more, and then the good, the bad, and the ugly. 01:09:44.079 --> 01:09:45.520 Um, they're all three good. 01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:48.880 And uh it's that classic like spaghetti Italian Western films. 01:09:49.600 --> 01:09:50.800 Oh lost so good. 01:09:50.960 --> 01:10:04.159 And then maybe uh we'll probably also I have an idea of like after doing those three movies, maybe doing like one a month and then the next month do Tombstone to just be like a shot in the face of like, oh shit, that's an American movie. 01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:06.079 Completely different. 01:10:06.399 --> 01:10:19.680 Um but yeah, if you have if anybody has if you have any ideas of like a little like monthly list of movies, if you want us to be like, hey, do four movies from this director, you guys pick or whatever. 01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:20.960 Um, that'd be fun to do. 01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:23.760 Let's do all the Lord of the Rings in one episode. 01:10:25.039 --> 01:10:27.119 Uh well, I we could do it. 01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:29.039 We'll do the director cuts. 01:10:29.119 --> 01:10:33.039 I'll have to have three uh I'll have three SD cards to talk about it. 01:10:33.439 --> 01:10:37.840 Um, but yeah, just just if you just want to chat, hit me up. 01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:42.560 Um so yeah, thank you, Joey Frosser for Frosser. 01:10:43.119 --> 01:10:46.159 Thank you, Joey Prosser, for intro and outro music. 01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:48.239 You can follow him on X at Mr. 01:10:48.319 --> 01:10:49.199 Joey Prosser. 01:10:49.439 --> 01:10:51.439 This has been the We Recommend Podcast. 01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:56.880 I have been the dashing handsome and charming Jesse. 01:10:58.079 --> 01:10:59.760 And I have been Jason. 01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:02.479 He's also dashing and handsome over there. 01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:03.279 You can't see him. 01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:04.479 He's wearing a V-neck. 01:11:04.640 --> 01:11:05.439 It's sexy as hell. 01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:10.239 Oh man, almost popping out with some uh with some uh jogging pants. 01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:11.279 Hell yeah. 01:11:11.760 --> 01:11:13.439 Um thank you. 01:11:13.760 --> 01:11:16.880 And uh, what's a good quote from this movie? 01:11:17.359 --> 01:11:18.079 Daddy? 01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:19.680 No, no, bye!