Between Two Belts with Jon Nolan の全文書き起こし

landlord? 00:02:00.067 --> 00:02:00.489 What do you do? 00:02:01.221 --> 00:02:02.286 Mainly flip and hold. 00:02:05.819 --> 00:02:06.724 Do a little bit of wholesaling, but not a lot. 00:02:06.724 --> 00:02:08.293 So flip, buy and hold, you're actually taking ownership of these properties. 00:02:08.293 --> 00:02:09.500 Yeah right, you got some crazy stories. 00:02:09.500 --> 00:02:11.463 I got plenty of crazy stories. 00:02:11.463 --> 00:02:15.920 Uh, first, before we get into crazy stories, what is that hat you're wearing? 00:02:15.920 --> 00:02:18.745 Oklahoma state, it's not oklahoma state. 00:02:18.745 --> 00:02:20.006 Yeah what? 00:02:20.006 --> 00:02:21.868 It's old school logo. 00:02:21.868 --> 00:02:23.830 What the fuck, bro? 00:02:23.830 --> 00:02:27.075 I am a college football connoisseur. 00:02:27.075 --> 00:02:29.407 I have never seen that Oklahoma State logo. 00:02:29.407 --> 00:02:30.664 You know why? 00:02:30.664 --> 00:02:34.087 Because back then no one gave a shit about Oklahoma State. 00:02:34.087 --> 00:02:35.592 Guess what? 00:02:35.592 --> 00:02:37.800 No one still doesn't give a shit about Oklahoma State. 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:38.883 You like your coach? 00:02:40.027 --> 00:02:41.564 Say what Do you like your football coach? 00:02:41.564 --> 00:02:44.141 You know, there's times I like Gundy and there's times I don't. 00:02:44.141 --> 00:02:46.183 I'm a 40-year-old man. 00:02:46.204 --> 00:02:47.805 I'm a man, I'm 40. 00:02:47.805 --> 00:02:49.187 Come after me. 00:02:49.187 --> 00:02:53.550 That's like 17 years ago you said that he's 57. 00:02:53.550 --> 00:02:55.652 He should recreate it like every year. 00:02:55.652 --> 00:02:56.612 Oh, that'd be hilarious. 00:02:56.612 --> 00:02:59.316 I'm a man, I'm 57. 00:02:59.316 --> 00:03:02.320 You know he should redo it All. 00:03:02.320 --> 00:03:03.685 Right, let's get a crazy story. 00:03:03.685 --> 00:03:03.966 What's the? 00:03:04.006 --> 00:03:05.008 craziest story. 00:03:05.008 --> 00:03:11.766 Craziest story I had a police call our property manager we have announced property management and said, hey, can we get access to this property? 00:03:11.766 --> 00:03:14.212 Sure, why not, it's vacant. 00:03:14.212 --> 00:03:18.907 Well, we have reason to believe there's a body in the storm shelter. 00:03:18.907 --> 00:03:22.033 Okay, she's like all right. 00:03:22.033 --> 00:03:25.719 Well, you know, sure, whatever, how? 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:26.304 Okay, she's like all right. 00:03:26.304 --> 00:03:26.586 What you know? 00:03:26.586 --> 00:03:27.391 Sure, I mean whatever, how do you know? 00:03:27.391 --> 00:03:31.789 And he said well, investigation led us here, but also, from the smell, we're really sure there's a body in there. 00:03:31.789 --> 00:03:34.766 Oh, sure enough, there was a body. 00:03:34.766 --> 00:03:37.581 Wait, so you own this, right, we own it. 00:03:37.581 --> 00:03:38.987 Long story on that. 00:03:38.987 --> 00:03:46.961 But short story is it's waiting for to be rehabbed and it's just, oh, this is recent. 00:03:46.961 --> 00:03:50.331 Oh, yeah, yeah, this was a month ago, holy shit yeah, so the property is vacant. 00:03:50.652 --> 00:03:53.120 Yep, in oklahoma we have a lot of storm shelters. 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.050 Right basements, we have a lot of storm shelters, and so they picked your storm shelter. 00:03:57.270 --> 00:04:09.246 Yep, we checked the properties, but we don't check storm shelters, evidently oh on, I need to talk to Amanda about this and make sure she didn't use your storm shelter to do that. 00:04:09.246 --> 00:04:13.810 We talked about this yesterday, amanda Webster. 00:04:13.810 --> 00:04:16.048 Just make sure she hasn't been to Oklahoma recently. 00:04:16.048 --> 00:04:19.387 All right, so they hid the body in your storm shelter. 00:04:19.387 --> 00:04:23.858 Yep, or someone went down there in the storm shelter and died. 00:04:24.161 --> 00:04:26.249 Well, that's what we were thinking, right. 00:04:26.249 --> 00:04:33.110 But then we, after they found it, got a little bit more info and no, he was covered with a tarp of some kind. 00:04:33.521 --> 00:04:34.404 Maybe he was cold. 00:04:35.019 --> 00:04:37.389 Had been there for six to nine months. 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:40.447 How long have you owned the property? 00:04:40.447 --> 00:04:44.086 About a year, like I said, long story with this one. 00:04:44.086 --> 00:04:48.754 Oh, you're doing like the RJ style rehab, where you like, buy it and don't do anything with it for a year. 00:04:48.754 --> 00:04:51.343 There's a couple of those that don't worry about it. 00:04:51.343 --> 00:04:53.870 It's the appreciation play. 00:04:53.870 --> 00:04:55.112 We're just sitting on it. 00:04:55.112 --> 00:05:00.776 It'll get more worth more over the long haul, so it's. 00:05:00.776 --> 00:05:02.721 Can you do anything with the property right now? 00:05:03.161 --> 00:05:04.466 Cause we can, they're, can. 00:05:04.466 --> 00:05:05.548 They had the police take down. 00:05:05.548 --> 00:05:09.139 Within two days everything else was already out of there. 00:05:09.139 --> 00:05:15.240 There's no stench left, but we're going to wait a little bit so the neighbors don't scare off any tenants or buyers. 00:05:15.701 --> 00:05:20.548 Yeah, it's kind of rough, yeah does it feel weird to go to the house? 00:05:20.870 --> 00:05:21.632 oh, I haven't been there. 00:05:23.206 --> 00:05:30.603 My team does we had a house in Fort Worth that we owned for a very long time. 00:05:30.603 --> 00:05:41.620 It was a luxury flip and we finished rehabbing it and while it was on the market it had a metal roofing system that separated, and so we had leaks throughout. 00:05:41.620 --> 00:05:43.884 All three stories Sounds luxurious. 00:05:43.884 --> 00:05:46.892 Oh yeah, rehab it again. 00:05:46.892 --> 00:05:51.250 So we've been in this house for about a year rehabbing it twice. 00:05:51.250 --> 00:06:01.853 Now we're up in the attic and we see a noose hanging from

a rafter and it has like dried blood on it. 00:06:01.853 --> 00:06:07.271 Now come to find out it was a Halloween decoration. 00:06:07.271 --> 00:06:09.863 That made you stop, didn't it, dude, I and Donnie? 00:06:09.863 --> 00:06:16.250 When you're in the middle of an attic and you see a noose hanging from a rafter with dry blood on it, you're freaking the fuck out. 00:06:16.250 --> 00:06:17.625 You start hearing ghosts? 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:20.302 Have you seen any of the videos of people finding snakes in their attics? 00:06:20.843 --> 00:06:22.526 No, Well, hold on On your form. 00:06:22.526 --> 00:06:23.567 You said rattlesnake house. 00:06:23.567 --> 00:06:24.728 You have a rattlesnake house. 00:06:24.728 --> 00:06:25.209 We have. 00:06:25.230 --> 00:06:26.932 But we were told it was a rattlesnake house. 00:06:26.932 --> 00:06:27.992 It's a flip. 00:06:27.992 --> 00:06:29.235 It was a few years ago. 00:06:29.235 --> 00:06:29.915 We flipped it. 00:06:29.915 --> 00:06:35.404 Inspections came and went and they came back and said we had to get a rattlesnake handler to remove the house. 00:06:35.404 --> 00:06:42.434 What the just one or like multiple, he said just one ends up. 00:06:42.434 --> 00:06:45.365 The home inspector was just crazy. 00:06:45.365 --> 00:06:49.939 We had to hire a snake wrangler to come out, get underneath the house, look for everything. 00:06:49.939 --> 00:06:51.242 Didn't find a rattlesnake. 00:06:51.242 --> 00:06:52.906 But that would have been some shit. 00:06:52.906 --> 00:06:54.812 Yeah, we've had vultures. 00:06:56.543 --> 00:06:58.326 Same house, actually same house. 00:06:58.326 --> 00:06:59.509 Vultures overtook it. 00:06:59.509 --> 00:07:01.473 Very luxurious house, yeah. 00:07:01.473 --> 00:07:03.206 Well, it looked like a castle. 00:07:03.206 --> 00:07:09.954 So the vultures were sitting on the perches up at the top and they laid eggs. 00:07:09.954 --> 00:07:11.862 Well, guess what's? 00:07:11.862 --> 00:07:14.790 Protected Vultures, I didn't know that. 00:07:14.790 --> 00:07:16.286 So you can't remove the eggs. 00:07:16.286 --> 00:07:18.526 Guess what happens when the eggs don't move? 00:07:18.526 --> 00:07:24.403 Mama and Dada don't move, yeah, so they just lived there for six months. 00:07:24.403 --> 00:07:25.906 Guess what is acidic? 00:07:25.906 --> 00:07:28.973 They're shit, you know, eats everything. 00:07:28.973 --> 00:07:32.146 Motherfuckers tore that place up. 00:07:32.146 --> 00:07:33.690 Tiny man, crazy stuff. 00:07:33.690 --> 00:07:36.098 Yep, so you've had murders in your house. 00:07:36.098 --> 00:07:37.461 You sound like a great landlord. 00:07:37.461 --> 00:07:39.524 Murders, rattlesnakes. 00:07:39.524 --> 00:07:40.987 What else you got going on in your shit? 00:07:41.327 --> 00:07:41.668 We've had the. 00:07:41.668 --> 00:07:47.021 Everybody pretty much has had the flea houses that you've had at one point or another Found out. 00:07:47.021 --> 00:07:48.002 We had another one. 00:07:48.002 --> 00:07:54.216 That dude passed away and his body stain was there several months later before the. 00:07:54.216 --> 00:07:55.379 His wife went to move out. 00:07:55.379 --> 00:07:58.187 Wow, oh, we'll pay to replace the carpet. 00:07:58.187 --> 00:08:02.504 It's okay, she was living there with his After he passed. 00:08:02.504 --> 00:08:05.788 I guess I didn't ask any more of the details of it. 00:08:05.788 --> 00:08:08.627 What part of Oklahoma are you from? 00:08:08.627 --> 00:08:10.901 Oklahoma City, man. 00:08:10.901 --> 00:08:12.245 I hate that place. 00:08:12.345 --> 00:08:14.920 You ought to come on up, I do Once a year. 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:16.321 My kid plays hockey up there. 00:08:16.321 --> 00:08:17.482 Oh, okay, I know where you're from. 00:08:17.502 --> 00:08:18.682 Yeah, y'all's ice rink Shit there. 00:08:18.702 --> 00:08:22.504 Okay, yeah, y'all's ice rink Shit, your state's shit. 00:08:22.504 --> 00:08:24.507 At least you like Oklahoma state. 00:08:24.507 --> 00:08:26.208 It's a little bit better than you know. 00:08:26.208 --> 00:08:27.488 Sooners, you hate the Sooners. 00:08:27.488 --> 00:08:28.449 Oh, I hate the Sooners. 00:08:29.449 --> 00:08:30.850 Who would want to live in Norman. 00:08:30.850 --> 00:08:41.878 You ever drive through Norman and just think to yourself like how the fuck did they convince any 18 year old kid to come play any sport there? 00:08:41.878 --> 00:08:44.684 I have no idea how that that school is ever good. 00:08:44.684 --> 00:08:45.628 He's a. 00:08:45.628 --> 00:08:48.985 It is literally the worst place in all of America. 00:08:48.985 --> 00:08:50.067 I don't know. 00:08:50.067 --> 00:08:50.970 Dallas is pretty bad. 00:08:50.970 --> 00:08:52.813 Oh, come on, bro, please. 00:08:52.813 --> 00:08:53.985 Dallas has some money. 00:08:55.260 --> 00:08:59.067 They have the Cowboys, yeah, and they're doing great Well, and you don't like the Cowboys. 00:08:59.067 --> 00:09:01.011 I'm a season ticket holder in Dallas. 00:09:01.011 --> 00:09:04.226 Well, there you go, but they drive me crazy. 00:09:04.687 --> 00:09:10.604 Yeah, the only thing worse than Jerry Jones is a real estate investors, the thing they can make, crms. 00:09:10.604 --> 00:09:16.607 What do you think about the Cowboys? 00:09:16.607 --> 00:09:20.186 You know we just signed CD lamb back to. 00:09:20.186 --> 00:09:23.653 You know more money than you and I will ever see in our lifetimes. 00:09:23.653 --> 00:09:27.783 How does that make you feel? 00:09:27.783 --> 00:09:28.785 Every year, they just let me down more and more. 00:09:28.785 --> 00:09:31.522 Do you think Dak is ever going to lead us to the promised land? 00:09:31.522 --> 00:09:32.924 No, dak's not going to do it. 00:09:32.924 --> 00:09:37.868 Do you ever find yourself at night praying that Jerry Jones dies? 00:09:37.868 --> 00:09:39.260 I wouldn't go that far. 00:09:39.260 --> 00:09:40.364 No, I've done that. 00:09:40.364 --> 00:09:41.407 You've never done that. 00:09:41.586 -->

00:09:43.010 No, I take it, you have. 00:09:43.883 --> 00:09:45.909 I have never actually done that. 00:09:45.909 --> 00:09:47.326 I've heard other people do that. 00:09:47.326 --> 00:09:51.105 I actually don't care that much, Uh, cause I'm a Patriots fan. 00:09:51.105 --> 00:09:51.706 Oh. 00:09:52.179 --> 00:09:53.183 Patriots fan in Dallas. 00:09:53.183 --> 00:09:54.589 Yeah, that makes sense. 00:09:54.589 --> 00:09:56.549 It makes a lot of sense, actually, actually. 00:09:58.152 --> 00:10:11.349 I mean, think about it from the perspective of if you're a kid and you're growing up in the nineties and the Cowboys are winning super bowls, you definitely want to pull for the worst team in the NFL which is what I did. 00:10:12.442 --> 00:10:16.673 I foresaw the future of the greatest dynasty of all time. 00:10:16.673 --> 00:10:18.807 So you saw Brady coming up when he was a height again. 00:10:18.807 --> 00:10:20.202 This is going to be. 00:10:20.202 --> 00:10:21.284 The man is the goat. 00:10:21.586 --> 00:10:26.643 I thoughtledsoe was the man leading us to the promised land, Parcells and Bledsoe baby. 00:10:27.144 --> 00:10:28.245 Well, I thought that at one point too. 00:10:28.888 --> 00:10:30.030 Yes, you did. 00:10:30.030 --> 00:10:31.681 And then it was Romo. 00:10:31.681 --> 00:10:39.211 Yep, have you, uh, have you heard the quotes about, uh, how Bledsoe really despises Romo? 00:10:39.211 --> 00:10:45.546 Yeah, he was like, hey, brady, respectful, he would ask questions. 00:10:45.546 --> 00:10:47.605 Romo, pretentious little cunt. 00:10:47.605 --> 00:10:50.350 He used that language. 00:10:50.350 --> 00:10:55.886 That was my interpretation of what he said and also just from listening to him on CBS. 00:10:55.886 --> 00:10:58.349 You like listening to Romo? 00:10:58.349 --> 00:11:00.600 I don't watch much football the last few years. 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:01.057 I go to Oklahoma State games. 00:11:01.057 --> 00:11:01.677 You like listening to Romo? 00:11:01.677 --> 00:11:02.447 I don't watch much football the last few years. 00:11:02.447 --> 00:11:02.672 What the fuck? 00:11:02.672 --> 00:11:03.192 You're wearing a cowboy or you know sports? 00:11:03.192 --> 00:11:06.975 I go to Oklahoma State games and your season ticket, but you don't watch that much. 00:11:06.975 --> 00:11:07.600 Not that much. 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:08.884 You're a very confusing man. 00:11:08.884 --> 00:11:11.846 I know no H in the John. 00:11:11.846 --> 00:11:15.506 I don't really know what the fuck you do. 00:11:15.506 --> 00:11:19.686 What's the name of your CRM? 00:11:19.686 --> 00:11:23.840 Pete For. 00:11:23.750 --> 00:11:24.423 Pistol Pete. 00:11:24.423 --> 00:11:25.138 What's the name of your CRM, pete for pistol Pete? 00:11:25.138 --> 00:11:27.072 Yep, that was where we came up with it. 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:35.058 A little nod, okay, dude you just said I don't watch that much football, but NFL football is what I meant. 00:11:35.301 --> 00:11:41.402 Okay, so you're a big time Oklahoma State yeah, I used to be a bigger NFL fan, but the kneeling just kind of. 00:11:43.660 --> 00:11:45.422 Oh, so you're definitely voting Trump. 00:11:45.422 --> 00:11:52.028 No yes, yeah, okay. 00:11:52.028 --> 00:11:57.216 Just it's like we're not on the same page here. 00:11:57.216 --> 00:12:01.769 Okay, but you're like awkward silence yeah, yeah, you're. 00:12:01.769 --> 00:12:03.274 I love awkward silence. 00:12:03.274 --> 00:12:05.782 I know, yeah, you watch my content. 00:12:05.782 --> 00:12:06.825 You're a subscriber. 00:12:06.825 --> 00:12:09.950 No, no, maybe did you know about these belts. 00:12:09.950 --> 00:12:11.452 How could anybody not know about these belts? 00:12:11.974 --> 00:12:13.456 How could anybody not know about your belts? 00:12:13.616 --> 00:12:15.559 Because I wear them all the fucking time, right? 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:22.077 Hey, you know how annoyed the industry is at these belts Very annoyed, I bet. 00:12:22.077 --> 00:12:24.634 Fucking it annoys the piss out of them. 00:12:24.634 --> 00:12:26.691 I thought you had three of them, I do. 00:12:26.691 --> 00:12:28.831 Well, I have four now. 00:12:28.831 --> 00:12:32.225 I got that one over there, just won that one today. 00:12:32.225 --> 00:12:33.207 These are the closers Olympics. 00:12:33.207 --> 00:12:34.169 These are the ones that really piss people. 00:12:34.169 --> 00:12:35.332 I got that one over there, just won that one today. 00:12:35.332 --> 00:12:35.994 These are the closers Olympics. 00:12:35.994 --> 00:12:38.178 These are the ones that really piss people off. 00:12:38.178 --> 00:12:41.206 The other one is unrecognized. 00:12:41.206 --> 00:12:44.214 They're like oh, you did that one live in front of 500 people? 00:12:44.214 --> 00:12:45.798 Only 500? 00:12:45.798 --> 00:12:47.090 It was that many people. 00:12:47.090 --> 00:12:50.914 There's only 500 people at this event, the fuck. 00:12:50.914 --> 00:12:59.330 So, john, I love to ask this question, question, and I'm sure, with you being from oklahoma, your answer is going to be dumb as fuck. 00:12:59.330 --> 00:13:01.577 But what's your greatest achievement in life? 00:13:03.023 --> 00:13:09.091 uh, so you probably get, oh, my kids, my wife, yes, things like that, and those are valid to a point. 00:13:09.091 --> 00:13:14.719 My biggest achievement, though, was not hitting true rock bottom. 00:13:14.719 --> 00:13:25.995 I spent time in the marine corps, really because I needed it, and then came back, contracted overseas for two years in the middle east out, hit rock bottom. 00:13:26.075 --> 00:13:27.278 The answer is going down. 00:13:27.278 --> 00:13:29.645 It was going good and then it started going down. 00:13:29.645 --> 00:13:32.152 Like you, you were really good at the beginning. 00:13:32.152 --> 00:13:35.158 Most people say wife and kids Everyone. 00:13:36.306 --> 00:13:36.729 Everyone. 00:13:36.729 --> 00:13:37.173 Why? 00:13:38.119 --> 00:13:41.827 Because that's what we're supposed to say so you didn't hit rock bottom. 00:13:42.129 --> 00:13:43.186 What do you mean by that? 00:13:43.186 --> 00:13:46.610 When I say rock bottom, I mean like ended up in a hole somewhere, dead Right. 00:13:47.332 --> 00:13:48.054 You were pretty close. 00:13:48.054 --> 00:13:49.870 I was fairly close. 00:13:49.870 --> 00:13:50.846 Yeah, by gun out. 00:13:50.846 --> 00:13:52.172 You have that guru story by gun out. 00:13:52.172 --> 00:13:56.400 You have that guru story by gun out, and the chamber didn't go off. 00:13:56.400 --> 00:13:58.249 No, not that, fucking love those dude. 00:13:58.249 --> 00:13:59.735 No, not that I love it. 00:13:59.735 --> 00:14:02.634 Every time I interview one of those guys, they're like I had it. 00:14:02.634 --> 00:14:09.311 I was under the water tower, I pulled the trigger and it didn't go off, but for $97,. 00:14:09.311 --> 00:14:10.916 I'll teach you how to wholesale. 00:14:10.916 --> 00:14:15.272 I'm like okay, fucking, I'll teach you how to wholesale. 00:14:15.272 --> 00:14:16.041 Like okay, fucking, jerk off. 00:14:16.041 --> 00:14:16.586 You were pretty close to that, though. 00:14:16.586 --> 00:14:17.350 Yeah, I was really close. 00:14:17.350 --> 00:14:22.833 Pistol Pete Now I can't answer this one because you're going to laugh. 00:14:22.833 --> 00:14:25.831 Wife, who is now my wife? 00:14:25.892 --> 00:14:34.570 yeah, your greatest achievement in life Is not in rock bottom Because you got fucking married. 00:14:34.570 --> 00:14:36.615 Fucking quit John Nolan.