Ochelli Effect 11-12-2026 Thors Day Thors Day Night Jam with Brad の全文書き起こし

00:03:35.659 --> 00:03:37.569 I don't know. Maybe I'm just more sensitive to it, 77 00:03:37.590 --> 00:03:39.569 but I know it's a new route. Fucking eat shrimp, man. 78 00:03:39.610 --> 00:03:40.610 I'd get indigestion. 79 00:03:40.629 --> 00:03:43.409 Somebody told me it's because the fucking bottom feeders, they 80 00:03:43.430 --> 00:03:45.259 just eat all the garbage on the bottom of the water. 81 00:03:46.099 --> 00:03:48.819 Well, you know, but in all fairness, so does a lobster. 82 00:03:48.900 --> 00:03:51.860 So does a monkfish and crabs ain't particular about what 83 00:03:51.879 --> 00:03:53.310 it is they get to know on neither. 84 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:56.780 You know what I'm saying? Catfish is fucking delicious. 85 00:03:57.449 --> 00:04:00.449 But catfish turn out real good. Right. And so do crabs. 86 00:04:00.590 --> 00:04:03.250 I like crabs. You know what I'm saying? Not trying 87 00:04:03.270 --> 00:04:04.449 to get a case of them or nothing. 88 00:04:05.930 --> 00:04:08.560 Depending on the context of the crabs you're talking about there, 89 00:04:08.620 --> 00:04:10.039 it's like, are you talking about. 90 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:12.120 Seafood or sleeping with a woman that isn't clean? 91 00:04:12.259 --> 00:04:14.139 See, I got myself in a little trouble on an 92 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:16.899 app called Whatnot, which I'm going to be selling baseball 93 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:19.019 cards on soon. But there was a chick on there 94 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:21.850 because somebody figured out they're selling food on there now. 95 00:04:22.790 --> 00:04:26.629 And there's a guy selling literally alligator and catfish. Right. 96 00:04:28.029 --> 00:04:30.680 But that wasn't the channel I got in trouble on. 97 00:04:30.829 --> 00:04:33.360 I went over to another one where the guy was 98 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:35.639 selling crabs and lobster. OK. 99 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:40.240 And seafood and clams didn't mention the clams. 100 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:44.899 See, clams grow real well in sewage. We used to harvest. No, 101 00:04:44.939 --> 00:04:47.589 no kidding. I knew guys that got paid well in 102 00:04:47.629 --> 00:04:51.370 Jersey to be harvesting from the sewage plant, basically where 103 00:04:51.389 --> 00:04:53.769 they dumped the sewage straight into a stream that nobody 104 00:04:53.810 --> 00:04:56.389 was ever going to touch for anything else. They turned 105 00:04:56.439 --> 00:05:02.579 it into a clam hatchery where they were just growing 106 00:05:02.620 --> 00:05:06.879 clams in that bitch. And they grew the best clams 107 00:05:06.939 --> 00:05:09.029 in that sewage because a clam is nothing but a 108 00:05:09.060 --> 00:05:14.100 big filtration system. It's like a kidney in a shell. Anyway... No, 109 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:14.860 I'm serious. 110 00:05:14.939 --> 00:05:18.149 This sounds almost like American feminism, growing clams in sewage. 111 00:05:18.389 --> 00:05:22.110 Well, you kind of do. But anyhow, here's the fun 112 00:05:22.149 --> 00:05:25.470 part about it all. So they got this guy on 113 00:05:25.490 --> 00:05:27.689 there trying to sell his seafood, right? And you're supposed 114 00:05:27.730 --> 00:05:30.069 to bid on it, and people are auctioning. And they're 115 00:05:30.089 --> 00:05:33.100 selling everything from candy and potato chips straight up to, like, 116 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:37.220 a Wagyu steak and all that shit, right? On whatnot now. Which, 117 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:39.300 I mean, I'm over there for the baseball cards, but 118 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:42.449 they sell everything over there. Anyway, so I'm checking out 119 00:05:42.470 --> 00:05:45.410 the food and all of a sudden the guy gets 120 00:05:45.470 --> 00:05:47.949 the brilliant idea. And of course, it jacked up because 121 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:52.800 I'm doing analysis on the different auctions. Jack's up his 122 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:55.060 bidding a lot when he puts his pretty blonde wife 123 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:58.910 all dressed up up there selling crabs and freaking lobsters. 124 00:05:58.949 --> 00:05:59.129 Right. 125 00:06:00.019 --> 00:06:03.259 So I said, hey, look, you guys can pay me 126 00:06:03.379 --> 00:06:08.889 any time for the following big, good T-shirt idea, which 127 00:06:09.110 --> 00:06:11.470 is there's a lady that you want to catch the 128 00:06:11.509 --> 00:06:15.850 crabs from. Um, you know, and I'm saying that's a 129 00:06:15.930 --> 00:06:19.730 marketing t-shirt plus it'll be profitable and who wouldn't be 130 00:06:19.850 --> 00:06:21.730 a smart ass and wear that, you. 131 00:06:21.670 --> 00:06:23.689 Know, and shit like that. 132 00:06:23.769 --> 00:06:25.939 So it's like, it's kind of, I've never heard about 133 00:06:25.980 --> 00:06:27.899 the story about the, uh, the kid. 134 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:30.660 What was it? Where's the cocaine bear? Was it Kentucky? 135 00:06:31.259 --> 00:06:32.339 What a cocaine bear happened? 136 00:06:32.439 --> 00:06:35.560 Well, cocaine bear allegedly happened in a couple of spots 137 00:06:35.670 --> 00:06:38.170 and actually their CIA documentation to back it up. 138 00:06:38.970 --> 00:06:42.629 Uh, where, where they had t-shirts saying, I think it 139 00:06:42.649 --> 00:06:45.269 was Kentucky, but they had t-shirts saying Kentucky kicks ass. 140 00:06:45.389 --> 00:06:49.009 And there were, uh, these fucking, what is it? Who 141 00:06:49.029 --> 00:06:51.009 do you want to call it? Stick up the ass politicians. 142 00:06:51.029 --> 00:06:54.819 Like there's no, there's no audience or demographic for these 143 00:06:54.839 --> 00:06:58.519 t-shirts and the t-shirts actually fucking sold out because people 144 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:01.240 like that kind of shit. So like, you know, the story, uh, 145 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:06.339 you're talking about the broad selling clams, uh, Or crabs, rather. 146 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:09.029 You got clams on the brain, but no,

she was 147 00:07:09.050 --> 00:07:11.209 selling crabs and lobster, but go ahead. 148 00:07:11.230 --> 00:07:13.310 I'm not a Cicero clam, but anyway. 149 00:07:13.329 --> 00:07:17.449 My bosses also had this idea back in the day 150 00:07:17.550 --> 00:07:20.720 for when we were running a paint company, and they 151 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:23.600 wanted the title of Baxter Brothers, We Stroke It Right. 152 00:07:24.300 --> 00:07:26.519 And the boss's wife was like, don't do that. It 153 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:28.379 was like when people would fucking remember it. 154 00:07:29.279 --> 00:07:32.540 We stroke it right. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Exactly. 155 00:07:32.660 --> 00:07:37.670 I saw a fucking lawyer's car, and it said no 156 00:07:37.750 --> 00:07:41.730 BS because, again, K-N-O-W-B-S, and it was license plate because 157 00:07:41.769 --> 00:07:44.879 it was the guy's initials. Nice, nice. 158 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:47.180 I mean, you know, it gets you asking questions, though, 159 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:47.819 after a while. 160 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:48.300 Yeah. 161 00:07:49.709 --> 00:07:51.069 Hey, where are the white women at? 162 00:07:51.430 --> 00:07:54.899 You know, stuff like that happens while you're doing that. And, 163 00:07:54.939 --> 00:07:57.959 of course, with the clams on your mind, no reason 164 00:07:57.980 --> 00:08:00.339 why they shouldn't expand into clams along with the rest 165 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:02.959 of their seafood over there. And I still say get 166 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:05.399 your crabs from this lady and put her face right 167 00:08:05.459 --> 00:08:09.290 on that damn T-shirt because, you know, lots of lonely 168 00:08:09.329 --> 00:08:15.860 men on whatnot. You know, just saying they keep coming 169 00:08:15.939 --> 00:08:19.060 at you because they're lonely dudes on whatnot, buying, you know, 170 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:21.639 Pokemon cards and stuff at three o'clock in the morning. 171 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.259 But they see the chick popping up with the crabs 172 00:08:24.420 --> 00:08:25.980 and all that and lobster to sell. 173 00:08:27.379 --> 00:08:28.720 Hey, where are the white women at? 174 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:31.879 You know, I mean, it just happens that way. That's 175 00:08:31.939 --> 00:08:34.940 all I'm saying. And it's a fair marketing idea. But, 176 00:08:35.830 --> 00:08:39.730 you know, maybe I'm just crazy because, after all... I 177 00:08:39.750 --> 00:08:42.110 was always hoping you'd die off and I'd get somebody 178 00:08:42.129 --> 00:08:44.250 in here who knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, 179 00:08:44.269 --> 00:08:47.769 you just keep hanging around like the doo-wop Dago you are. 180 00:08:48.129 --> 00:08:48.610 Ten bucks. 181 00:08:49.269 --> 00:08:49.960 Ten bucks. 182 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:51.279 Jesus Christ, Mark. 183 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:55.149 Are you a Jew or something? You know, I mean, 184 00:08:55.950 --> 00:08:58.470 I see how people react to me. It's okay. But 185 00:08:58.509 --> 00:09:00.929 I'm not a do-up, Dago, I assure you. Anyhow. 186 00:09:01.210 --> 00:09:04.230 Go ahead. 187 00:09:04.330 --> 00:09:06.789 Anyways, what else is on your mind this week besides the, 188 00:09:06.950 --> 00:09:09.299 I mean, clams do grow in shit, just straight up. 189 00:09:09.429 --> 00:09:12.210 I'm telling you. They grow real well there, just like 190 00:09:12.250 --> 00:09:15.379 some of the best mushrooms. After a forest burns down 191 00:09:15.429 --> 00:09:17.840 and animals go in there and shit on it, that's 192 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:20.519 when you get awesome, awesome mushrooms and not even the 193 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:21.620 hooster genetic type. 194 00:09:22.059 --> 00:09:22.600 Seriously. 195 00:09:23.500 --> 00:09:24.659 That's the truth, man. 196 00:09:26.259 --> 00:09:29.730 Yeah, just don't get the clams at the animal shit on. 197 00:09:30.870 --> 00:09:33.549 Yeah, you don't want the clams at the deer shit on, 198 00:09:33.590 --> 00:09:36.269 but you do want the mushrooms to go with the clams. 199 00:09:36.950 --> 00:09:39.190 And if the deer shit on the mushrooms, that's cool. 200 00:09:39.529 --> 00:09:42.330 But you want to grow your clams in human shit, 201 00:09:42.389 --> 00:09:45.289 which is even worse than any animal shit you could 202 00:09:45.409 --> 00:09:48.639 ever encounter. You know, and if you don't believe me, 203 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.200 just check the city streets sometimes and you'll find it because, 204 00:09:52.500 --> 00:09:54.580 you know, they cut off all the bathrooms and then 205 00:09:55.110 --> 00:09:58.009 get mad because we don't want homeless people using our bathrooms. Well, 206 00:09:58.289 --> 00:10:01.740 if they don't go there, where? are they going to go? Somewhere. 207 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:05.259 And you might end up stepping at it. Anyway, lessons 208 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:06.600 to be learned, I think. 209 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:11.259 Oh, yeah. You know, those would be more important lessons. 210 00:10:12.379 --> 00:10:15.779 But people really need to learn the lesson about, you know, 211 00:10:16.059 --> 00:10:19.159 just getting the shit out of their fucking skulls because... 212 00:10:19.889 --> 00:10:24.120 What happened this past week? Oh, we sure showed the 213 00:10:24.169 --> 00:10:26.200 Republicans at the voting boxes. 214 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:27.820 You fucking morons. 215 00:10:27.860 --> 00:10:31.679 You did nothing but show people that you're the same red, white, 216 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:34.139 blue dick up the ass sheeple as you have always been. 217 00:10:34.159 --> 00:10:37.779 And, you know, you know, what's hilarious is that I 218 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:40.539 guarantee you when all the polls shake out, Generation X 219 00:10:40.580 --> 00:10:42.990 is going to be a no show. At the polls, 220 00:10:43.019 --> 00:10:46.470 that's where you lost massive numbers. But young guys are 221

00:10:46.509 --> 00:10:49.190 just swinging back and forth because it ain't about what 222 00:10:49.230 --> 00:10:52.299 they're for or what their ideals are or what their 223 00:10:52.340 --> 00:10:55.220 intelligence is. It's just about what they hate for the moment. 224 00:10:56.039 --> 00:10:58.309 You know what I'm saying? Like their short attention spans 225 00:10:58.330 --> 00:11:00.870 go to what they hate, too. So right now they're 226 00:11:00.909 --> 00:11:05.870 hating the economy, which the Republicans have claimed ownership on 227 00:11:05.889 --> 00:11:08.730 for the past four years. Right. You know, two years 228 00:11:08.809 --> 00:11:11.769 solid with Trump in there and two years with Biden 229 00:11:11.809 --> 00:11:14.549 in there where they were stopping Biden from turning this 230 00:11:14.610 --> 00:11:16.250 into a communist paradise. 231 00:11:16.350 --> 00:11:16.549 Right. 232 00:11:17.169 --> 00:11:21.009 But at the same time, we have alleged communists and 233 00:11:21.090 --> 00:11:27.279 socialists and democratic socialists all getting selected. Yes, I said selected, 234 00:11:27.360 --> 00:11:31.379 not elected. But the point is they get selected to 235 00:11:31.980 --> 00:11:35.460 be in those positions of power. Why? Because, look, you 236 00:11:35.500 --> 00:11:38.879 don't like crony capitalism that really functions like fascism? 237 00:11:38.919 --> 00:11:39.269 Fine. 238 00:11:39.690 --> 00:11:43.009 Try on some communism. Either way, you can take your 239 00:11:43.110 --> 00:11:46.190 isms and it's all going to come to the jism. OK, 240 00:11:46.210 --> 00:11:48.409 because that's all you got left at the end of 241 00:11:48.450 --> 00:11:51.250 the day. Nothing but what you can spank into your 242 00:11:51.309 --> 00:11:54.549 own hand because it's all the same and it's one party. 243 00:11:55.049 --> 00:11:59.870 But by all means, pretend something changed. Go right ahead. Anyway, Brad, 244 00:11:59.909 --> 00:12:02.009 I'm sorry. I ain't talking to you. I'm just talking 245 00:12:02.029 --> 00:12:04.049 to the wall. Go ahead. 246 00:12:04.090 --> 00:12:06.169 Yeah, because, like, I'm guaranteed, like, none of the people 247 00:12:06.210 --> 00:12:07.830 that we're yelling at are listening to this. 248 00:12:07.990 --> 00:12:09.429 But, boy, if they were. 249 00:12:09.450 --> 00:12:12.429 Yeah, no, but this is what you need to tell 250 00:12:12.470 --> 00:12:14.509 them is, you know, when they tell you about how 251 00:12:14.629 --> 00:12:17.549 sad they are that things changed and, you know, oh, 252 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:19.480 my God, you know, it's going to be terrible because 253 00:12:19.500 --> 00:12:21.940 we're going to have communism and open borders and everything. 254 00:12:22.259 --> 00:12:25.279 You know, and everything else, you know, and black people 255 00:12:25.320 --> 00:12:27.200 are going to be rioting again because we're going to 256 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:30.279 have another George Floyd. And you don't wouldn't believe the 257 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:34.350 messages I've gotten, you know, recently. Look what I got here. 258 00:12:36.789 --> 00:12:38.149 Hey, where are the white women at? 259 00:12:38.450 --> 00:12:41.350 I mean, that's where we're at with this at this point. 260 00:12:41.450 --> 00:12:44.230 And I'm always asking where the white women at myself. 261 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:47.799 Oh, dude, same here. You better know where they're at, 262 00:12:47.820 --> 00:12:49.399 where the money is, because, I mean. 263 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:51.450 That's the other thing. 264 00:12:51.490 --> 00:12:54.669 We've had the fucking epidemic of gold-digging whores in this nation, 265 00:12:54.730 --> 00:12:57.269 and Bill Burr said that like 20 years ago now. 266 00:12:57.289 --> 00:13:01.269 He was right. But heaven forbid you point that out, 267 00:13:01.289 --> 00:13:02.720 and then you get, you know, the fucking. 268 00:13:03.830 --> 00:13:06.559 the angry clams fucking creaking and squawking. 269 00:13:06.620 --> 00:13:09.960 It was just, how dare you? You're supposed to understand. 270 00:13:11.740 --> 00:13:14.870 Bill Burr is funny, but he's a piece of shit too. 271 00:13:15.370 --> 00:13:18.190 You know, after all of his principles about where money 272 00:13:18.250 --> 00:13:20.970 comes from and how dare somebody take money for whatever, 273 00:13:21.009 --> 00:13:23.789 of course, son of a bitch goes to Saudi Arabia and, And, 274 00:13:23.889 --> 00:13:29.480 you know, constantly, I mean, constantly crying about how his 275 00:13:29.580 --> 00:13:32.360 whiteness is making him guilty. And then at the same 276 00:13:32.419 --> 00:13:34.370 time going, hey, if you if you can't handle that, 277 00:13:34.399 --> 00:13:36.389 I took some Saudi Arabian money. I don't give a 278 00:13:36.409 --> 00:13:39.970 shit about a bone saw. I mean, dude, really, you know, 279 00:13:40.090 --> 00:13:42.389 if you want to act like you have principles, fine. 280 00:13:42.789 --> 00:13:45.299 But you're making me respect Donald Trump more because this 281 00:13:45.340 --> 00:13:46.600 guy never told you. 282 00:13:47.379 --> 00:13:49.740 No, he's so rid of the white guilt that he 283 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:51.990 let a black woman cut his nuts off. I remember 284 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:55.649 the last person to listen to from him was called 285 00:13:55.690 --> 00:13:58.929 Paper Tiger, and I was like, this guy really slowed down. 286 00:13:59.009 --> 00:14:01.710 He lost his fucking edge, and that's why. 287 00:14:01.990 --> 00:14:02.990 Yeah, exactly. 288 00:14:03.809 --> 00:14:08.129 Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white 289 00:14:08.169 --> 00:14:08.669 women at? 290 00:14:08.929 --> 00:14:11.690 I mean, that's where Bill Burr needs to be. You 291 00:14:11.730 --> 00:14:12.070 know what I mean? 292 00:14:12.090 --> 00:14:12.389 Yes, sir. 293 00:14:12.710 --> 00:14:19.860 Hanging with Gene Wilder. But it don't get much

better. 294 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:23.240 And when it comes to lessons, I got to tell you, 295 00:14:23.259 --> 00:14:26.049 there's there's a few more that we could impart to 296 00:14:26.090 --> 00:14:27.230 those listening right now. 297 00:14:27.549 --> 00:14:29.889 It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of 298 00:14:29.929 --> 00:14:30.970 how I get him to the car. 299 00:14:31.669 --> 00:14:33.250 Bitch, bitch, bitch. 300 00:14:33.370 --> 00:14:36.509 Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci. 301 00:14:38.990 --> 00:14:40.360 What you calling me, Zaha? 302 00:14:40.580 --> 00:14:43.039 I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th 303 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:44.460 fucking century, you dickhead. 304 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:47.240 I can stick you in my ass, small fry. Yeah? 305 00:14:47.539 --> 00:14:49.259 You sure it ain't too sore from last night? 306 00:14:49.519 --> 00:14:51.159 You got some lip on you, midget. 307 00:14:51.460 --> 00:14:53.710 Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. 308 00:14:54.470 --> 00:14:57.809 Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while, asshole? 309 00:14:58.409 --> 00:15:01.690 You know, home maintenance is important, my brother. It really is. 310 00:15:01.710 --> 00:15:03.070 Sorry. 311 00:15:04.279 --> 00:15:08.559 But, dude, he said something that I would never say 312 00:15:08.620 --> 00:15:10.759 for an insult. I could fit you in my ass. 313 00:15:11.220 --> 00:15:12.230 Why would you say that? 314 00:15:14.090 --> 00:15:16.970 See, that's Bernie Mac. 315 00:15:17.210 --> 00:15:21.049 It's like if you're painting your nails or saying something 316 00:15:21.070 --> 00:15:22.929 like that, you better be Bernie Mac. 317 00:15:23.350 --> 00:15:27.429 Right. He got away with it. That's why I like it. 318 00:15:27.470 --> 00:15:29.710 He got away with that just the way that nobody 319 00:15:29.750 --> 00:15:31.750 could get away with making a movie that had something 320 00:15:31.769 --> 00:15:32.809 like this in it nowadays. 321 00:15:34.220 --> 00:15:38.519 Look what I got here. Hey, where are the white 322 00:15:38.580 --> 00:15:39.059 women at? 323 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:41.740 I mean, that's the least of the lines in there 324 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:44.990 that you couldn't get away with nowadays. But I'm just saying, 325 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:48.009 that whole movie, except for the fart jokes, could probably 326 00:15:48.049 --> 00:15:51.129 be remade. But outside of that, how are you going 327 00:15:51.149 --> 00:15:53.070 to remake Blazing Saddles? You know what I'm saying? 328 00:15:53.899 --> 00:15:56.580 I can't remake Blazing Saddles, but boy, am I trying 329 00:15:56.600 --> 00:15:58.779 to bring back that degree of comedy with my show. 330 00:15:59.639 --> 00:16:01.879 Listen, we got to give it a shot. And, you know, 331 00:16:01.899 --> 00:16:04.240 speaking of giving it a shot, I also, again, want 332 00:16:04.259 --> 00:16:05.740 to play for you guys.

Now, I don't know if 333 00:16:05.779 --> 00:16:08.120 I got it here. Wait, I thought I had it here. 334 00:16:08.179 --> 00:16:11.509 Maybe I don't. But I could have swore I did. 335 00:16:12.450 --> 00:16:17.450 I'm going to grab the actual promo that you made 336 00:16:17.629 --> 00:16:21.509 and also my remix, if I can find it fast enough. Because... 337 00:16:22.429 --> 00:16:25.090 Let's see, that's the intro. Now, where's the other part 338 00:16:25.110 --> 00:16:27.509 of it? I know I got it here. But I'm 339 00:16:27.529 --> 00:16:29.730 going to get the intro and the promo for this 340 00:16:29.809 --> 00:16:32.909 Thursday night show, because it's going to start running on 341 00:16:32.950 --> 00:16:36.399 the regular network, okay, in between shows, and people are 342 00:16:36.419 --> 00:16:39.159 going to be like, what the fuck did I just hear? 343 00:16:40.539 --> 00:16:42.740 That's what I'm expecting. 344 00:16:43.820 --> 00:16:45.539 I was trying to make like an old-school radio ad 345 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:45.820 with that. 346 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:47.720 That's why I made it, and it kind of ran 347 00:16:47.779 --> 00:16:49.100 a little bit long, because I thought it would be 348 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.070 going in between episodes and stuff, so. 349 00:16:52.309 --> 00:16:54.789 Cause you got like a pretty cool, like radio station going, dude. 350 00:16:54.860 --> 00:16:55.299 I like it. 351 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:58.340 Oh yeah. I was wondering about that because I sent 352 00:16:58.379 --> 00:17:00.500 you to two things. One, I sent you to where 353 00:17:00.539 --> 00:17:03.320 the short attention span DJ theaters are on mix cloud. 354 00:17:04.049 --> 00:17:04.950 Which is awesome. 355 00:17:05.390 --> 00:17:08.519 Also, I have the live, you know, stream that I 356 00:17:08.579 --> 00:17:10.680 constantly run. And it's a, you know, it's an online 357 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:13.480 radio station. It runs through the radio apps just like everything, 358 00:17:13.500 --> 00:17:16.000 you know, that runs through radio apps does, including your 359 00:17:16.099 --> 00:17:18.880 local radio stations, etc. Just saying. 360 00:17:18.980 --> 00:17:21.529 Yeah, I just go to Ocella.com and click on the 361 00:17:21.569 --> 00:17:22.349 listen live thing. 362 00:17:23.029 --> 00:17:25.170 Oh, yeah, you can do that, too. And glad to 363 00:17:25.230 --> 00:17:29.150 point that out. Also, guys, I am toying with the 364 00:17:29.269 --> 00:17:33.509 idea of running the whole archive through Patreon. If I 365 00:17:33.549 --> 00:17:36.910 do that, I'm thinking maybe 10 bucks a month and 366 00:17:36.930 --> 00:17:40.900 I'll start putting up about 20 podcasts per month. And 367 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:42.420 I'm not going to run out of stuff for the 368 00:17:42.460 --> 00:17:44.809 next five years. And that might help to fund some 369 00:17:44.849 --> 00:17:46.930 of what's going on. Like right now, I got an 370 00:17:46.990 --> 00:17:50.430 unpaid phone bill for our call-in number. And they're not 371 00:17:50.470 --> 00:17:52.569 cutting it off just yet, but they will soon if 372 00:17:52.630 --> 00:17:56.420 I don't get something in. Just saying. And believe me, 373 00:17:56.940 --> 00:18:00.700 everybody is far between one another as far as making 374 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.940 contributions lately. And it seems to keep coming down to 375 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:07.980 the same three guys. Just saying. And look, Brad is 376 00:18:08.059 --> 00:18:10.779 even manually kicked in by making sure I physically got 377 00:18:10.819 --> 00:18:11.599 something in my hands. 378 00:18:12.619 --> 00:18:15.460 You know, more than once. 379 00:18:16.180 --> 00:18:16.559 What's that? 380 00:18:17.380 --> 00:18:18.960 What I intend to do again soon. 381 00:18:19.180 --> 00:18:21.890 Oh, look, I'm not pushing you. I'm just saying that 382 00:18:22.009 --> 00:18:24.809 for everybody else, listen, not just the guys that are 383 00:18:25.049 --> 00:18:30.529 on here should be contributing is all I'm trying to say. Uh, but, um, 384 00:18:30.910 --> 00:18:33.789 you know, more than happy to take on anybody who's 385 00:18:33.809 --> 00:18:36.269 willing to support this, but the radio station is free. 386 00:18:36.829 --> 00:18:40.759 The podcast feed is free. Mixed cloud is free. Okay. 387 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:43.180 I can't put that on the free feed or any 388 00:18:43.220 --> 00:18:46.240 paid feed anywhere. So I like every once in a while, 389 00:18:46.279 --> 00:18:49.359 sneak in a short attention span, DJ theater on the speaker, 390 00:18:49.400 --> 00:18:51.819 but I really shouldn't. And I got to pay speaker 391 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:54.940 to keep that up. Okay. So that's how you get 392 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:58.109 your feeds and everything. And we're working on video, uh, Which, 393 00:18:58.170 --> 00:19:00.930 by the way, today I shot a video with Mike Swanson. 394 00:19:01.490 --> 00:19:03.190 And in the next couple of days, that'll come out 395 00:19:03.269 --> 00:19:06.049 on his YouTube channel, my Rumble channel, and a few 396 00:19:06.130 --> 00:19:08.630 other places. And we're going to start to see if 397 00:19:08.650 --> 00:19:10.549 you guys can put up with a face for radio 398 00:19:10.589 --> 00:19:14.369 like mine. But as we get there, we get there. 399 00:19:14.849 --> 00:19:18.210 But the more I can do is based on the 400 00:19:18.250 --> 00:19:22.049 more that somebody kicks in. Anyhow, a quick listen to 401 00:19:22.109 --> 00:19:24.930 what I cut. You want to hear your version first 402 00:19:25.029 --> 00:19:26.029 or you want to hear what I cut? 403 00:19:27.059 --> 00:19:28.619 I'd say you can play my version at the end 404 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:29.519 since it's kind of long. 405 00:19:30.019 --> 00:19:32.759 Okay. Well, let's– all right. So I'll just play my version, 406 00:19:33.059 --> 00:19:36.240 which is– this is me recutting a 30-second

spot, which 407 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:39.119 is now going to be fitted in at Ocelli.com in 408 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:43.329 between shows, during breaks, et cetera. So, you know, it'll 409 00:19:43.349 --> 00:19:46.089 be one of many things that rotates through there because 410 00:19:46.150 --> 00:19:47.630 I like to change it up now and then. You 411 00:19:47.670 --> 00:19:50.799 guys are used to the old commercials. uh from people 412 00:19:50.839 --> 00:19:53.559 that supported me years ago and everything else and even 413 00:19:53.619 --> 00:19:57.029 you know i i removed jordan maxwell's spot because he's 414 00:19:57.269 --> 00:20:00.230 long dead and uh i don't feel good about that 415 00:20:00.710 --> 00:20:03.970 uh so i took it out but uh anybody who's 416 00:20:04.009 --> 00:20:06.769 alive still got a spot with me even if they're 417 00:20:06.789 --> 00:20:09.380 not paying for it anymore Which, by the way, I'm 418 00:20:09.400 --> 00:20:11.809 willing to negotiate with somebody who's a listener who wants 419 00:20:11.869 --> 00:20:16.630 to buy a spot. No problem. Negotiable prices are there. 420 00:20:16.809 --> 00:20:19.299 I do have a standard rate depending on where you 421 00:20:19.339 --> 00:20:22.440 want your audio heard. And if you don't have audio 422 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:25.170 and you want to promote something, I'll work with you 423 00:20:25.190 --> 00:20:27.430 to create it, too. Matter of fact, I bet I 424 00:20:27.450 --> 00:20:29.329 could get Brad to volunteer to help me out a 425 00:20:29.369 --> 00:20:32.529 little if I were creating a spot. So you might 426 00:20:32.569 --> 00:20:36.230 have two audio engineers working on a spot basically for free. 427 00:20:36.410 --> 00:20:38.730 If you want to support the station, you've got a 428 00:20:38.750 --> 00:20:41.609 little business, you've got a little side hustle or hell, 429 00:20:41.650 --> 00:20:45.029 you even got a hobby website or something. Self-printed book. 430 00:20:45.289 --> 00:20:47.930 Just as long as we're not selling poison to my people. 431 00:20:48.650 --> 00:20:50.819 and you're a listener, I'm more than happy to take 432 00:20:50.880 --> 00:20:55.460 listener support and reciprocate with a spot. But anyways, Brad 433 00:20:55.519 --> 00:20:57.789 on his own created about a, I think it was 434 00:20:57.869 --> 00:21:00.089 a one minute or two minute piece. I can't remember 435 00:21:00.109 --> 00:21:02.109 off the top of my head, but I cut this 436 00:21:02.150 --> 00:21:04.369 down to 30 seconds. You ready for what I, what 437 00:21:04.410 --> 00:21:05.690 I mutilated your piece into? 438 00:21:13.900 --> 00:21:14.059 Two. 439 00:21:14.099 --> 00:21:15.319 All right. 440 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:45.339 So, like I said, you know, 30-second version, that's my 441 00:21:45.380 --> 00:21:48.069 cut at it, but probably Brad will do a better job, 442 00:21:48.130 --> 00:21:50.529 so we'll probably use his. But either way, we're going 443 00:21:50.549 --> 00:21:52.890 to slip these things in and out of different, you know, 444 00:21:52.910 --> 00:21:55.990 YouTube channels, maybe create a separate video for them, but 445 00:21:56.099 --> 00:21:59.299 also they'll just be, you know, interspliced in between things. 446 00:21:59.980 --> 00:22:02.000 And you'll hear it on the Thursday night show, but 447 00:22:02.019 --> 00:22:06.059 you'll hear it on other shows, too. Anyways, so there's that. 448 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:07.880 I don't know what. 449 00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:10.000 I've been trying to think of what I can do 450 00:22:10.019 --> 00:22:12.609 with videos for those, but I'll figure that out later. 451 00:22:13.490 --> 00:22:15.309 You know what? There used to be a music video 452 00:22:15.390 --> 00:22:21.509 generator on YouTube that a guy created that would pull 453 00:22:21.549 --> 00:22:26.299 all kinds of strange looped clips together and stuff. Oh, God. 454 00:22:26.339 --> 00:22:29.099 What was it? Like 2015, he was doing that and 455 00:22:29.180 --> 00:22:31.579 trying to sell it as a business. Yeah, and nobody 456 00:22:31.619 --> 00:22:34.920 would buy it. It was like... you know, it wasn't AI, 457 00:22:35.140 --> 00:22:36.099 but it was automated. 458 00:22:36.460 --> 00:22:36.700 Right. 459 00:22:37.420 --> 00:22:39.869 So I don't know. He just couldn't seem to market it, 460 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:41.680 but it was kind of a cool idea. I thought, 461 00:22:41.720 --> 00:22:44.380 and people did use it, you know, they put their 462 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:45.740 original music. 463 00:22:45.940 --> 00:22:46.160 Yeah. 464 00:22:46.740 --> 00:22:49.000 If I had to make a guess, I'd probably say 465 00:22:49.019 --> 00:22:51.359 it was a fucking AI people that were working on AI. 466 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:54.140 So what he was doing to probably buried it. Oh yeah. 467 00:22:54.180 --> 00:22:56.869 Guaranteed. Cause he was just like a music producer who said, 468 00:22:57.069 --> 00:23:00.250 how can I like automate the process of creating a 469 00:23:00.269 --> 00:23:03.700 music video? You know, and some videos make no sense 470 00:23:03.740 --> 00:23:06.299 according to the music and all that. You know what 471 00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:09.059 I mean? Like, what was it? Tom Petty did something 472 00:23:09.140 --> 00:23:11.259 one time where it was like, he's in the middle 473 00:23:11.299 --> 00:23:14.559 of a desert or something and people are unburying the 474 00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:17.380 instruments from the sand and all this. And that's what 475 00:23:17.420 --> 00:23:20.460 you're watching while like some sort of like soulful, I 476 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:22.900 got my heartbroken song is playing. You know what I mean? 477 00:23:24.220 --> 00:23:26.309 And it was like, makes no sense. 478 00:23:26.569 --> 00:23:26.769 Yeah. 479 00:23:27.809 --> 00:23:28.869 A lot of that. Yeah. 480 00:23:28.950 --> 00:23:29.250 Yeah. 481 00:23:30.849 --> 00:23:32.910 The

visuals on the screen would have nothing to do 482 00:23:32.930 --> 00:23:34.079 with the music whatsoever. 483 00:23:34.099 --> 00:23:36.920 Right. What the fuck? 484 00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:39.859 One of my favorites from the early 80s is Motley 485 00:23:39.900 --> 00:23:43.140 Crue does Too Young to Fall in Love. And they 486 00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:47.359 wind up doing almost like a pseudo, what do you 487 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:49.799 call it, kung fu movie. You know what I'm saying? 488 00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:52.900 Like for the whole time the song is playing and 489 00:23:52.940 --> 00:23:55.660 they're like, you know, in their freaking dirty, you know, 490 00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:58.960 spikes and leather and, you know, they're puffed up hair 491 00:23:59.019 --> 00:24:01.619 and the makeup and everything. And they're running through beating 492 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:03.529 the ass out of all these people in either a 493 00:24:03.569 --> 00:24:06.089 Japanese or Chinese or God knows what, because it was 494 00:24:06.130 --> 00:24:12.009 probably all mixed, you know, like Asian establishment that turns 495 00:24:12.109 --> 00:24:15.299 out to be a whorehouse sort of. But they're like 496 00:24:15.339 --> 00:24:17.819 beating everybody up, trying to set a young girl free. 497 00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:20.849 And she has a mark on her. Yeah. 498 00:24:20.880 --> 00:24:22.829 Stuff that the chinks couldn't fight back. They just kind 499 00:24:22.869 --> 00:24:25.349 of they were like, what the hell are we fighting against? 500 00:24:25.509 --> 00:24:27.930 And before they could really collect themselves, kick to the head. 501 00:24:28.609 --> 00:24:28.869 Right. 502 00:24:28.950 --> 00:24:32.589 It's like back then. I mean, you know, the tough 503 00:24:32.630 --> 00:24:35.990 guy dudes were all dressed with, you know, more makeup 504 00:24:36.170 --> 00:24:39.000 on than your grandma. Right. Uh, on a Sunday, you 505 00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:42.160 know what I'm saying? And plus a more hairspray, one dude, 506 00:24:42.279 --> 00:24:45.039 you know, a whole band's worth of hairspray could probably 507 00:24:45.099 --> 00:24:49.359 support a whole whorehouse. Uh, just saying with no extra 508 00:24:49.380 --> 00:24:51.180 leftover to sell in the front lobby. 509 00:24:51.970 --> 00:24:54.960 Can you imagine if those Chinamen had fucking Bic lighters 510 00:24:55.019 --> 00:24:55.200 on them? 511 00:24:55.240 --> 00:24:56.279 Those guys would have been done. 512 00:24:57.539 --> 00:24:59.819 They would have been like, you know, Michael Jackson torched 513 00:24:59.900 --> 00:25:04.160 right the hell out of there. Remember that? The Pepsi commercial? Anyway, things, 514 00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:06.279 more nostalgia. There you go. 515 00:25:06.299 --> 00:25:09.779 I was going to go Richard Pryor, but okay. Yeah, right. 516 00:25:09.859 --> 00:25:12.359 Richard Pryor, Michael Jackson. A lot of people were lighting 517 00:25:12.380 --> 00:25:13.740 themselves on fire back then. 518 00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:15.500 Like, that'll fucking stop me? 519 00:25:16.140 --> 00:25:18.019 Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter. 520 00:25:19.380 --> 00:25:26.789 Oh. Anyway I don't know where that came from But 521 00:25:26.980 --> 00:25:30.130 you know But we do know where it came from 522 00:25:30.150 --> 00:25:34.450 So there you go What can I say It's the 523 00:25:34.490 --> 00:25:36.269 way my mind works Right. 524 00:25:37.769 --> 00:25:42.089 Look what I got here And where are the white 525 00:25:42.150 --> 00:25:42.829 women at. 526 00:25:43.970 --> 00:25:49.279 The immortal Eternal question Anyway So what else you got 527 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:51.200 for us, Brad? Anything else this week? 528 00:25:54.740 --> 00:25:55.299 Oh, yeah. 529 00:25:55.359 --> 00:25:57.500 Let's see. This one right here. 530 00:25:57.579 --> 00:26:02.279 I'll just pull this one up because the phrasing and 531 00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:04.079 the headline stood out to me when I saw the 532 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:05.480 phrase body positive. 533 00:26:05.509 --> 00:26:07.670 I was like, oh, God. I thought we were done 534 00:26:07.690 --> 00:26:08.829 with this fucking bullshit. 535 00:26:09.910 --> 00:26:12.970 Yeah, well, see, and I think it's bullshit anyway because, 536 00:26:13.210 --> 00:26:15.970 I don't know, I like fat girls. I got no 537 00:26:16.130 --> 00:26:16.910 shame in my game. 538 00:26:17.009 --> 00:26:17.589 It's fine. 539 00:26:17.609 --> 00:26:18.029 Right. 540 00:26:18.329 --> 00:26:18.829 You know what I mean? 541 00:26:18.910 --> 00:26:21.029 Right. Look, they all— As long as it's not shaped 542 00:26:21.049 --> 00:26:23.230 like a fucking blueberry, I'm good. You know, as long 543 00:26:23.250 --> 00:26:25.289 as it's still shaped like an hourglass, yeah. 544 00:26:25.569 --> 00:26:27.910 That's something, but here's the thing. You know, I mean, 545 00:26:28.269 --> 00:26:30.789 some guys treat them like mopeds. I know that, but— 546 00:26:31.549 --> 00:26:34.210 Not me, man. And I'm not even like Quagmire on 547 00:26:34.250 --> 00:26:35.990 Family Guy, which I don't have the clip up. I 548 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:38.980 wish I did. But he goes, what? What's wrong with 549 00:26:39.019 --> 00:26:41.960 fat chicks? They need love, too. But they need to pay. 550 00:26:43.299 --> 00:26:43.720 You know, I. 551 00:26:45.380 --> 00:26:47.569 Don't even want them to pay. You know, I'm just 552 00:26:47.609 --> 00:26:50.930 happy to be there. Always was, always will be. And 553 00:26:50.970 --> 00:26:52.769 people that knew me when I was younger know I 554 00:26:52.829 --> 00:26:55.349 am a man of my word. But, you know, there 555 00:26:55.369 --> 00:26:58.970 are many, many lessons in life. But body positivity is 556 00:26:59.039 --> 00:27:02.400 a way of derailing all of the natural beauty that 557 00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:07.019 is in even the imperfect and less than necessarily standard beautiful. 558

00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:10.650 So I don't get it. Psychologically, it's just a cop out. Yeah, 559 00:27:10.690 --> 00:27:10.930 go ahead. 560 00:27:11.150 --> 00:27:13.829 That's like a motherfucker's walking around looking like Jigsaw, like 561 00:27:13.849 --> 00:27:15.470 that Laura Loomer bitch. 562 00:27:16.450 --> 00:27:17.970 Just plastic from the neck up. 563 00:27:18.430 --> 00:27:18.750 Oh, yeah. 564 00:27:20.589 --> 00:27:24.309 My god disgusting especially when you look at women back 565 00:27:24.349 --> 00:27:25.849 in the day like in the old black and white 566 00:27:25.890 --> 00:27:28.009 films and they had a natural beauty to them that 567 00:27:28.029 --> 00:27:29.829 was really really. 568 00:27:29.509 --> 00:27:31.329 Something to behold compared to. 569 00:27:31.279 --> 00:27:36.819 Now and it's like you know thankfully for the ones 570 00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:38.680 that can't afford a plastic surgery. 571 00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:41.019 It's like you know what no you're good be you you. 572 00:27:40.980 --> 00:27:44.519 Know Instead of fucking just juicing yourself up with all 573 00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:45.440 this fucking shit. 574 00:27:45.460 --> 00:27:47.380 And next thing you know, you can't even smile. 575 00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:48.440 Yeah, right. 576 00:27:48.740 --> 00:27:50.339 It's a fucking horror show. 577 00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:54.289 And I'll take any of that, any imperfection that is natural. 578 00:27:54.369 --> 00:27:57.769 Believe me, I become fascinated with it. I'll never forget 579 00:27:57.809 --> 00:27:59.589 a girl I saw in eighth grade had a big 580 00:27:59.690 --> 00:28:03.210 ass birthmark that was pretty much like this mark across 581 00:28:03.250 --> 00:28:05.970 her eye. One of her eyes, like her eyelid and 582 00:28:06.009 --> 00:28:08.210 above her eye and below her eye, she had a birthmark. 583 00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:12.619 And to me, that made her unique. You know what 584 00:28:12.660 --> 00:28:15.670 I'm saying? Like, I'm not saying it was pretty necessarily, 585 00:28:15.730 --> 00:28:18.509 but it wasn't like horror show and everybody made it out. 586 00:28:18.529 --> 00:28:21.099 Like she was a horror show. Cause of that. And 587 00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.880 I'm like, ain't nothing that wrong with that girl. It's like, Oh, 588 00:28:23.900 --> 00:28:28.579 but she's fat too. And I'm like, I don't get it, guys. 589 00:28:28.759 --> 00:28:31.759 I just don't get it. Ain't nothing wrong with it. 590 00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:35.319 And trust me on this. The girl that doesn't think she's, 591 00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:39.240 you know, walking tall and above y'all is the one 592 00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:42.140 that you might be able to convince to give you 593 00:28:42.180 --> 00:28:44.660 some love and a little earlier in life than you 594 00:28:44.700 --> 00:28:48.109 deserve it. Dumbass. But, you know, just saying. And there 595 00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:50.349 are many, many lessons to be learned in life. 596 00:28:51.099 --> 00:28:54.779 We're Jews for Jesus. I piss myself. 597 00:28:55.099 --> 00:28:56.640 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 598 00:28:56.779 --> 00:28:58.160 You son of a bitch. 599 00:28:58.619 --> 00:29:00.089 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 600 00:29:00.109 --> 00:29:02.039 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Look, hey, hey, hey. 601 00:29:02.049 --> 00:29:05.089 Come on, come on. Look here. Get him out of here. 602 00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:07.289 I'll go smoothy low with your pesca. Tell him food 603 00:29:07.329 --> 00:29:07.970 portion or something. 604 00:29:08.109 --> 00:29:09.470 What do you mean get him out of here? 605 00:29:09.750 --> 00:29:10.829 Take him to the car. 606 00:29:11.250 --> 00:29:14.390 In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfucking dwarf. So 607 00:29:14.450 --> 00:29:17.349 unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a. 608 00:29:17.329 --> 00:29:17.829 Hand, hmm? 609 00:29:18.589 --> 00:29:22.460 You know, just saying. You got to look at logistics, too. 610 00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:25.460 Yeah. Yeah, that is true. 611 00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:28.680 Especially when you're, like, talking about, back to this full 612 00:29:28.700 --> 00:29:31.420 of shit article. This broad was talking about. 613 00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:31.799 Let. 614 00:29:33.869 --> 00:29:36.710 Me see. So this is a teenage broad. She said, 615 00:29:36.750 --> 00:29:40.329 I wasn't able to fit in, blah, blah, blah. God. damn. 616 00:29:42.059 --> 00:29:45.200 She couldn't wear fitted suits like, you know, for ballet 617 00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:45.720 or karate. 618 00:29:45.740 --> 00:29:47.940 And I'm like, hold the fuck up. You don't have 619 00:29:48.059 --> 00:29:50.599 fitted suits for karate. You have karate gi. So you 620 00:29:50.619 --> 00:29:52.640 mean to tell me that this fucking hog is filling 621 00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:53.319 out a gi? 622 00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:54.220 Nah. 623 00:29:54.259 --> 00:29:54.940 Good God. 624 00:29:55.460 --> 00:29:57.299 But then you pull up the pictures and she ain't 625 00:29:57.319 --> 00:29:58.099 even fucking fit. 626 00:29:58.720 --> 00:29:59.519 Yeah, I know. 627 00:29:59.660 --> 00:30:02.259 That's the whole full of shit thing about this fucking article. 628 00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:04.460 I mean, in one picture, you can see, like. 629 00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:06.349 A little bit of a love handle around the waist. 630 00:30:06.769 --> 00:30:10.069 And they're fucking crying about body positivity. Are you dog-styling me? 631 00:30:10.789 --> 00:30:11.240 Just.... 632 00:30:12.450 --> 00:30:12.950 Yeah, right. 633 00:30:13.690 --> 00:30:17.130 Things go too far, man. You know, a little root pouch, 634 00:30:17.170 --> 00:30:21.559 a little extra handle, that ain't like, you know, fucking 635 00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:23.720 me and my 600-pound life, you know? Go ahead. 636 00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:25.940 They were talking about, like, uh. 637 00:30:27.130 --> 00:30:29.450

Now, after this Olympic thing that was going on, I'm 638 00:30:29.650 --> 00:30:33.660 trying to find it in this fucking article, the Youth 639 00:30:33.700 --> 00:30:37.759 Olympic Games, it's like now it inspired more girls to 640 00:30:37.819 --> 00:30:41.900 show an interest in rugby. Translation, we need another pit 641 00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:44.700 to dump money into because the WNBA is such a 642 00:30:44.809 --> 00:30:46.109 pile of shit failure. 643 00:30:47.490 --> 00:30:48.390 Who wants to watch. 644 00:30:48.210 --> 00:30:51.769 That shit anyway? Like, the WNBA or girls playing rugby. 645 00:30:51.789 --> 00:30:55.410 I'd rather watch old people dry a fuck. See, there's 646 00:30:55.450 --> 00:30:56.210 another issue. 647 00:30:56.390 --> 00:30:59.140 Again, you know, just like years ago with the positivity 648 00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:03.539 and I remember it was about soccer. And, you know, so, like, 649 00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:06.099 the girls' soccer team was bitching because they weren't getting 650 00:31:06.140 --> 00:31:08.859 paid like the men's soccer team in the Olympics. 651 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.660 I forgot about that. I can't believe I forgot about that. Yeah, 652 00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:12.509 the Angry Dyke. 653 00:31:12.829 --> 00:31:15.589 Yeah, the blonde Rapinoe. 654 00:31:15.910 --> 00:31:16.990 Yeah, well, she was one of them. 655 00:31:17.009 --> 00:31:18.170 She was a potent shot for that. 656 00:31:18.490 --> 00:31:20.710 Yeah, she was the poster child. But the whole point 657 00:31:20.750 --> 00:31:23.339 of this like pointlessness of how come we're not getting 658 00:31:23.380 --> 00:31:26.099 paid the same as the men? Because you're not generating 659 00:31:26.140 --> 00:31:29.220 the money the men are. Duh. And by the way, 660 00:31:29.539 --> 00:31:32.240 WNBA doesn't get to exist without guess what? 661 00:31:32.660 --> 00:31:33.140 NBA. 662 00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.490 Because they're subsidizing that shit. So, you know, listen, I 663 00:31:37.529 --> 00:31:39.579 got no argument with if you want to watch it. 664 00:31:39.670 --> 00:31:41.430 And I even got a guy who calls in on 665 00:31:41.470 --> 00:31:44.650 Fridays who's a fan of some team or some girl. 666 00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:47.039 I don't know. I don't keep track of it. But 667 00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:49.819 the point is, you know, it's like, good, enjoy that. 668 00:31:50.460 --> 00:31:52.579 But if you if there ain't enough of you paying 669 00:31:52.660 --> 00:31:55.480 for it, dude, it goes away. Just like when the 670 00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:58.619 USFL went bankrupt, you know, when Donald Trump had a team. 671 00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:02.319 I mean, at least the women's beach volleyball, there's something 672 00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:04.720 to see, you know, that's why people watch that. 673 00:32:05.259 --> 00:32:07.880 Well, but, but also it's not on all the time. 674 00:32:07.920 --> 00:32:10.769 You're not having to deal with a league. It's not sustained. Even, 675 00:32:11.029 --> 00:32:14.930 even pretty bitches in bikinis ain't going to be sustainable 676 00:32:15.049 --> 00:32:18.829 for a whole season. I'm sorry, but it's just not even, 677 00:32:18.990 --> 00:32:21.690 even dudes that really want to watch titties bounce. They 678 00:32:21.730 --> 00:32:24.269 watch that long enough. They're going to go, you know, 679 00:32:24.390 --> 00:32:27.029 I could get better views of better titties somewhere else 680 00:32:27.150 --> 00:32:27.890 and they're going to go. 681 00:32:29.369 --> 00:32:32.190 I mean, you know. What's the next one that sells? 682 00:32:32.250 --> 00:32:32.930 Mud wrestling. 683 00:32:33.430 --> 00:32:36.450 Well, okay, but when was the last time you saw 684 00:32:36.529 --> 00:32:39.529 a mud wrestling joint? I mean, do they exist anymore? 685 00:32:39.549 --> 00:32:42.319 That's a sad thing to see go away. 686 00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:47.480 Yeah, I mean, they used to have mud wrestling, oil wrestling, right, 687 00:32:47.539 --> 00:32:51.299 and even foxy boxing, which, you know, was a little weird, but. 688 00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:53.759 Look what I got here. 689 00:32:56.230 --> 00:32:57.589 Hey, where are the white women at? 690 00:32:57.950 --> 00:32:59.529 I mean, you know, just saying. 691 00:32:59.549 --> 00:33:02.170 They're all trying to grow dicks and compete in the UFC. 692 00:33:02.450 --> 00:33:06.380 And then they got serious about it, like Layla Ali and, 693 00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.539 what was it, George Foreman's daughter, too, right? Frida Foreman 694 00:33:10.140 --> 00:33:12.579 all went in and were, like, seriously punching the hell 695 00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:15.400 out of each other. And guess how successful that's been? 696 00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:18.880 Not so much. I know UFC is fun. 697 00:33:18.900 --> 00:33:21.869 Nobody really cares to see pretty girls mutilate each other. 698 00:33:22.509 --> 00:33:24.470 That's why they have to shoehorn the women's fights in 699 00:33:24.509 --> 00:33:26.170 between the men's fights in the UFC. 700 00:33:26.380 --> 00:33:28.859 Yeah, see, there's the exception, though, is because if they 701 00:33:28.900 --> 00:33:31.000 shoehorn them in a little bit, then it gets to 702 00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:33.940 be a diversion or at least a point at which 703 00:33:33.980 --> 00:33:35.819 you can take a piss or at least answer the 704 00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.059 door for the pizza. That's a good point. 705 00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:39.559 You know what I mean? That's a really good point. 706 00:33:40.019 --> 00:33:44.380 But if you try and run an all-women's UFC or 707 00:33:44.420 --> 00:33:46.720 an all-women's box, it never works. 708 00:33:47.180 --> 00:33:47.940 Never, never. Yes. 709 00:33:48.660 --> 00:33:52.190 It's just not something that guys don't enjoy watching the 710 00:33:52.230 --> 00:33:54.940 pretty girl get beat up and they don't feel good 711 00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:57.660 about

watching, you know, the angry dyke pound on the 712 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:01.190 pretty girl either. Okay, I'm just saying. They wouldn't mind 713 00:34:01.210 --> 00:34:03.609 if the two of them were getting cozy with one another. 714 00:34:03.630 --> 00:34:05.920 A lot of guys, I'm not into the lesbian thing, 715 00:34:05.940 --> 00:34:07.759 but a lot of guys are like, oh, yeah, two girls, 716 00:34:07.819 --> 00:34:10.619 I don't care what they look like. Yeah, okay. You know, 717 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:16.219 they're watching Three Grannies and a Stuffed Dog on Pornhub 718 00:34:16.260 --> 00:34:16.699 or whatever. 719 00:34:17.260 --> 00:34:18.000 I don't care. 720 00:34:18.380 --> 00:34:20.480 To each his own, but, you know. 721 00:34:20.500 --> 00:34:24.130 Yeah, and most lesbians, they're not really that attractive anyway. 722 00:34:24.289 --> 00:34:26.230 They look like they should be passing me wrenches under 723 00:34:26.250 --> 00:34:26.670 my truck. 724 00:34:27.070 --> 00:34:30.429 Yeah, but you're not looking at their faces or half 725 00:34:30.510 --> 00:34:33.920 of the places that really we would be looking at. Otherwise, 726 00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:37.880 when they're doing porn, you're checking out other stuff. You know, 727 00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:42.489 it's much more important. It's much more important that their hands, feet, and. 728 00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:43.820 What I was going to say, like. 729 00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.039 Yeah. 730 00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:48.139 Like, most of them are even fucking built like guys, 731 00:34:48.179 --> 00:34:50.420 so it's like... But yeah, the ones that you see 732 00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:53.699 on the sites, no, dude, they're not like supermodel-looking bitches. 733 00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:55.559 I'm talking about the ones, like, you see just out 734 00:34:55.619 --> 00:34:56.239 and about. 735 00:34:56.260 --> 00:34:59.059 No. I would never want to see them naked. 736 00:34:59.860 --> 00:35:01.920 You know, and even if you did want to see 737 00:35:01.940 --> 00:35:05.000 them naked, amateur porn is a thing, too. You know, 738 00:35:05.099 --> 00:35:09.179 just look. For the record, okay, amateur porn is also 739 00:35:09.260 --> 00:35:09.590 a thing. 740 00:35:11.429 --> 00:35:13.030 Where are the white women at? 741 00:35:13.329 --> 00:35:16.949 You know, and where's the it doesn't say where the 742 00:35:16.989 --> 00:35:19.769 pretty white women, it doesn't say where's the skinny white women. 743 00:35:20.070 --> 00:35:23.530 It's just, you know, real simple. You cut it down 744 00:35:23.570 --> 00:35:25.230 to its most basic essentials. 745 00:35:26.409 --> 00:35:27.050 Well, the dark. 746 00:35:27.110 --> 00:35:27.309 Yeah. 747 00:35:27.329 --> 00:35:27.469 Sorry. 748 00:35:27.489 --> 00:35:33.610 What were you saying? I say, what if darker races 749 00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:37.360 are less choosy? Is this something I heard in a movie? 750 00:35:37.420 --> 00:35:41.000 Maybe so, but for some reason it's real popular to have, 751 00:35:41.059 --> 00:35:43.889 you know, black dick and blonde chick. I don't know why. 752 00:35:43.909 --> 00:35:46.550 Oh, and that's where I grew up, man. 753 00:35:46.630 --> 00:35:49.869 It was notorious for seeing, you know, a brother who 754 00:35:50.489 --> 00:35:53.469 wasn't a bad looking dude, but And the thing that 755 00:35:53.489 --> 00:35:57.260 he had with him, it just looked like just a 756 00:35:57.300 --> 00:35:59.539 water-chewed bubble gum, a blonde hair on top. 757 00:35:59.820 --> 00:36:02.780 It was disgusting. Yeah, well, listen, when you're going— I 758 00:36:02.780 --> 00:36:04.219 was like, what the fuck, dude? 759 00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:06.559 When you go out on a date and a half 760 00:36:06.639 --> 00:36:09.480 and the midget's still attached, you know, and it's not 761 00:36:09.539 --> 00:36:13.690 sitting there going, Quaid, start the reactor. You know, they 762 00:36:13.730 --> 00:36:15.969 go for it. What can I say? Right? 763 00:36:16.250 --> 00:36:19.949 Again— It's also usually the matter of what a bank 764 00:36:19.989 --> 00:36:20.789 account looks like. 765 00:36:21.690 --> 00:36:24.150 Well, that helps. That definitely helps, you know. 766 00:36:24.510 --> 00:36:26.829 I knew a brother who was shacked up with an 767 00:36:26.929 --> 00:36:28.090 old lady because of the hat. 768 00:36:28.530 --> 00:36:30.960 Like, literally, it was one of my homeboy's grandmas that this. 769 00:36:30.889 --> 00:36:34.619 Fucking black dude was with because I saw what he 770 00:36:34.659 --> 00:36:36.579 was driving because he was with her. He had a 771 00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:39.579 fucking tatted-out car. I was like, oh, hey, I guess 772 00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:40.480 if it works, bro. 773 00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:44.119 See, that's why you got to watch Brickleberry because Denzel 774 00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:46.239 on there is all about that. He wants to fuck 775 00:36:46.260 --> 00:36:50.000 the oldest white women possible. That's what he's all about. 776 00:36:50.860 --> 00:36:52.409 uh always and you. 777 00:36:52.349 --> 00:36:54.690 Know figures you want all kind of set aside special 778 00:36:54.710 --> 00:36:57.510 treatment because you're handicapped you all the same. 779 00:36:57.369 --> 00:37:01.199 Special treatment i'm three foot fucking tall you asshole it's 780 00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:03.559 a matter of physics draw me a sketch of how 781 00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:06.800 i get him to the car huh bitch bitch bitch 782 00:37:06.900 --> 00:37:10.239 sketch it up you fucking moron fucking leonardo da vinci. 783 00:37:12.530 --> 00:37:13.849 What you calling me, Zaha? 784 00:37:14.090 --> 00:37:16.570 I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th 785 00:37:16.610 --> 00:37:17.989 fucking century, you dickhead. 786 00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:21.429 You know, just saying. It's one of them things that happens. 787 00:37:24.500 --> 00:37:26.559 That motherfucker has some of

the coldest lines I ever 788 00:37:26.619 --> 00:37:27.360 heard in a movie. 789 00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:30.559 Oh, yeah, definitely. And, of course, this one we got 790 00:37:30.619 --> 00:37:33.460 to remind you of because only Bernie Mac could have 791 00:37:33.480 --> 00:37:38.730 pulled this one off without you going, eww. But still 792 00:37:38.789 --> 00:37:41.309 it happened. I can stick you in my ass, small fry. 793 00:37:41.510 --> 00:37:41.869 Yeah? 794 00:37:42.190 --> 00:37:43.909 You sure it ain't too sore from last night? 795 00:37:44.369 --> 00:37:48.780 Which is the perfect response, I believe. You know, maybe 796 00:37:48.820 --> 00:37:51.239 it's just an opinion, but at the same time, the 797 00:37:51.300 --> 00:37:53.139 follow-up is also a gem. 798 00:37:53.780 --> 00:37:55.420 You got some lip on you, midget. 799 00:37:55.739 --> 00:37:57.960 Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. 800 00:37:58.739 --> 00:38:02.090 Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while, asshole? 801 00:38:03.389 --> 00:38:05.730 Which is always good advice. You should dust it off 802 00:38:05.809 --> 00:38:06.449 every now and then. 803 00:38:07.179 --> 00:38:09.590 You know, just that's what I was talking about was 804 00:38:09.610 --> 00:38:11.250 doing right. 805 00:38:11.489 --> 00:38:13.630 Right. But that was my point is that you got 806 00:38:13.650 --> 00:38:16.570 to dust it off every now and then, you know, 807 00:38:16.750 --> 00:38:20.079 even if it does take industrial lube to make anything move. 808 00:38:20.340 --> 00:38:25.639 I mean, that's that's another, you know, we different different 809 00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:29.389 strokes and different stroke victims for different folks. I'm just saying. 810 00:38:30.369 --> 00:38:32.429 Well, yeah, like I was talking about earlier, whenever I 811 00:38:32.449 --> 00:38:34.329 said I'd rather watch old people fuck, it's like, at 812 00:38:34.369 --> 00:38:35.190 least that'd be funny. 813 00:38:35.650 --> 00:38:37.050 You know, see one of them throw out a hip 814 00:38:37.090 --> 00:38:39.949 and need it on the floor. Or maybe they both, like, 815 00:38:39.969 --> 00:38:42.199 go just fucking stroke out as a climax. What a 816 00:38:42.219 --> 00:38:42.739 way to go. 817 00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:46.400 Well, you know, I couldn't object to going out like that. 818 00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:50.380 That's all I'm thinking, you know. If your last thought 819 00:38:50.429 --> 00:38:56.159 was just like that, you know, do it. No, keep 820 00:38:56.179 --> 00:38:59.239 doing that. If that's your last thought, it's not a 821 00:38:59.260 --> 00:39:01.559 bad loop to go out on. Yeah, go ahead. 822 00:39:01.699 --> 00:39:04.860 Old school is last words. Ha-cha-cha-cha. And then that's it. 823 00:39:05.889 --> 00:39:09.730 Hey, nothing wrong with that either, you know. Which, with 824 00:39:09.750 --> 00:39:12.610 that in mind, here, I'm going to play you guys 825 00:39:12.769 --> 00:39:16.800 the whole clip. Oh, we lost our live stream somehow, 826 00:39:16.860 --> 00:39:17.820 but we're still recording. 827 00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:17.960 Yeah. 828 00:39:20.170 --> 00:39:24.179 Motherfucker it's alright we'll start her up again we're back 829 00:39:24.219 --> 00:39:27.099 to live so I'm going to talk to you. 830 00:39:27.219 --> 00:39:28.099 In the world. 831 00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:32.699 You're listening to a podcast, probably. Because we are live 832 00:39:32.820 --> 00:39:36.429 right now. It might be a little racist. I have 833 00:39:36.469 --> 00:39:37.289 to get up again. 834 00:39:37.309 --> 00:39:40.849 Kill, kill, kill the white man. 835 00:39:41.489 --> 00:39:46.289 And this is where I got myself in trouble and why. 836 00:39:46.329 --> 00:39:50.289 It is that I have like. 837 00:39:49.590 --> 00:39:56.940 Almost zero female listeners ever again. Might be a little offensive. 838 00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:06.719 You brain-gut assholes. 839 00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:09.519 I'm not sure if it's headbanging the Parkinson's, but one 840 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:11.559 way or the other, he's moving the group. 841 00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:13.900 He holds his little Jew hat to his chest when 842 00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:15.320 he was saying all that bullshit. 843 00:40:15.659 --> 00:40:17.880 Oh, not yet, because he had more to say. This 844 00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:19.219 will not be safe for work. 845 00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:21.199 He wouldn't have a vaccine if it weren't for me 846 00:40:21.239 --> 00:40:22.119 for another four years. 847 00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:23.719 Somebody else, I'm going to test it with you. 848 00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:26.889 Eight years ago, when hunting for humans at McDonald's, that's. 849 00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:29.530 When you know the big back really went downhill. But 850 00:40:29.550 --> 00:40:32.309 I think that if they all just get together and 851 00:40:32.469 --> 00:40:33.250 jerk each other off. 852 00:40:34.170 --> 00:40:37.659 Definitely looking like somebody ran that face. 853 00:40:37.699 --> 00:40:38.500 Pretend to be racist. 854 00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:46.239 Go for retard. Again, we can talk about the Pope's 855 00:40:46.260 --> 00:40:49.039 work schedule, but who knows where this one's going to go. 856 00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:52.219 They will once again, ladies and gentlemen, do the reading 857 00:40:52.260 --> 00:40:56.820 of the names. America has become a land of the dead. 858 00:40:56.929 --> 00:40:59.349 You prison guard bitch. 859 00:40:59.389 --> 00:41:02.369 You dumbass sick man out in the world. Go for retard. 860 00:41:02.389 --> 00:41:03.389 Here goes the drift again. 861 00:41:03.489 --> 00:41:04.090 Dirt. 862 00:41:04.130 --> 00:41:06.170 That guy hates the autism. I'm going to talk about 863 00:41:06.489 --> 00:41:08.170 Snoop around the door earlier. 864 00:41:08.210 --> 00:41:08.750 You too. 865 00:41:09.289 --> 00:41:11.250 There is no way that anybody's got. 866 00:41:11.150

--> 00:41:15.050 Time for any of this shit. The transgender agenda is 867 00:41:15.110 --> 00:41:17.760 directly connected to the ancient goddess religions. 868 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:19.840 Did I just say that out loud? 869 00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:21.179 I think I did. 870 00:41:21.420 --> 00:41:24.239 The email is literally describing how she was going to 871 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:25.650 come and castrate me. 872 00:41:25.659 --> 00:41:26.840 It is what it is. 873 00:41:26.949 --> 00:41:30.429 The suggestion box was special ed class, which is you. 874 00:41:30.650 --> 00:41:31.289 What's your motive? 875 00:41:31.369 --> 00:41:31.630 Exactly. 876 00:41:31.650 --> 00:41:33.889 These are deep core lessons. Precisely. 877 00:41:33.909 --> 00:41:35.630 The most underrated. 878 00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:37.369 Voice in all media. 879 00:41:37.409 --> 00:41:45.030 Chuck O'Shaughnessy. The Thursday Night Jam. It is. 880 00:41:45.130 --> 00:41:45.570 It is. 881 00:41:45.699 --> 00:41:46.179 It is. 882 00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:46.739 It is. 883 00:41:46.820 --> 00:41:47.139 It is. 884 00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:47.469 It is. 885 00:41:47.570 --> 00:41:47.940 It is. 886 00:41:48.019 --> 00:41:48.260 It is. 887 00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:48.559 It is. 888 00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:49.340 It is. 889 00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:50.039 It is. 890 00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:04.760 There you go. 891 00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:07.679 I couldn't resist looping a couple of pieces real quick live. 892 00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:09.480 So it is what it is. 893 00:42:09.500 --> 00:42:12.539 I was wondering. I was like, I hear some choppy 894 00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:13.400 screwed going on. 895 00:42:13.739 --> 00:42:16.820 Yeah, real quick. A little Max Headroom effect is what 896 00:42:16.860 --> 00:42:19.000 I call it. Remember Max Headroom? 897 00:42:20.860 --> 00:42:21.059 No. 898 00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:24.860 You don't remember Max Headroom? Oh, you got stuff to 899 00:42:24.900 --> 00:42:27.119 look up on YouTube. Yeah, you got to look it 900 00:42:27.179 --> 00:42:30.170 up on YouTube, man, because I guarantee you. You know what? 901 00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:32.369 I'm going to go ahead and put something into YouTube 902 00:42:32.389 --> 00:42:34.250 and let you talk for a minute and see if 903 00:42:34.289 --> 00:42:36.860 I can just find a good example of Max Headroom, 904 00:42:37.510 --> 00:42:40.280 because it'll give you an idea why I do that. 905 00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:42.719 A lot of people don't understand. Why is it every 906 00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:44.369 once in a while it sounds like, you know, the 907 00:42:44.409 --> 00:42:47.170 CD is skipping when you're live? And I'm like, yeah, 908 00:42:47.210 --> 00:42:49.289 I do that on purpose. It's like a DJ thing. 909 00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:51.469 But anyway. 910 00:42:51.670 --> 00:42:53.010 Yeah, hip-hop, man. 911 00:42:53.230 --> 00:42:55.489 That's some of the only hip-hop that I like is 912 00:42:55.530 --> 00:42:58.199 fucking chopped and screwed stuff. And you don't really find 913 00:42:58.239 --> 00:42:59.820 a lot of that in the West Coast hip-hop. It's 914 00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:05.039 mostly the East Coast. We're like the GZA, RZA, Wu-Tang 915 00:43:05.059 --> 00:43:07.800 Clan of them. I'm kind of picky about what I 916 00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:11.110 listen to. But yeah, it's... Good shit. I really dug 917 00:43:11.210 --> 00:43:11.389 on it. 918 00:43:12.510 --> 00:43:12.869 Right. 919 00:43:13.349 --> 00:43:17.599 So, look, this one, I got a video here titled 1980s, 920 00:43:17.670 --> 00:43:20.969 some of the best Max Headroom quotes. But also there 921 00:43:20.989 --> 00:43:24.630 was a point at which somebody hijacked a satellite signal 922 00:43:25.349 --> 00:43:28.519 and ran a crazy Max Headroom parody thing where a 923 00:43:28.539 --> 00:43:31.139 guy was dressed up like him and then started trying 924 00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:34.079 to stuff something up his butt live on TV, interrupting 925 00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:37.489 a news broadcast. And it's one of the most famous, like, 926 00:43:37.949 --> 00:43:42.369 cable sabotages ever done through a satellite dish. You should 927 00:43:42.409 --> 00:43:44.309 look that up, too. But first, you should get a 928 00:43:44.349 --> 00:43:46.610 taste of Max Headroom. And let's see if we can 929 00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:48.280 play some of his audio here, if they're not going 930 00:43:48.300 --> 00:43:49.300 to bang me with a commercial. 931 00:43:49.340 --> 00:43:49.960 We have the song. 932 00:43:50.019 --> 00:43:52.059 I've got crazy ideas for the music video. Of course 933 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:53.920 they're going to bang me with a commercial out the gate. 934 00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:55.559 But let's see what we do when we get Max 935 00:43:55.579 --> 00:43:59.119 Headroom in the best quotes. Oh, no, I've got it. 936 00:43:59.449 --> 00:44:01.090 Next day I say, hi. 937 00:44:01.110 --> 00:44:02.349 I give him a smile and he cuts me dead. 938 00:44:02.369 --> 00:44:03.849 I don't know where I am with the guy. 939 00:44:06.989 --> 00:44:08.920 Hey, who are you talking to? 940 00:44:09.019 --> 00:44:09.280 What? 941 00:44:12.179 --> 00:44:12.949 Are you cracking up? 942 00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:14.380 Why? 943 00:44:14.860 --> 00:44:16.599 All this mumbling and muttering you got a head on 944 00:44:16.619 --> 00:44:17.099 your shoulders? 945 00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:17.530 Use it! 946 00:44:21.530 --> 00:44:23.730 And the nuclear powers have just denied rumors that the 947 00:44:23.769 --> 00:44:28.750 world's waters are being polluted by nuclear waste. They say 948 00:44:28.789 --> 00:44:30.690 that the pollution is being caused not by them, but 949 00:44:30.730 --> 00:44:33.460 by all the dead fish we have today. 950 00:44:34.980 --> 00:44:40.250 In the sea. He was supposed to be like a 951 00:44:40.329 --> 00:44:44.230 talking head in the future on TV that was completely 952 00:44:44.289 --> 00:44:48.150

computer generated. So he would like skip and get caught 953 00:44:48.190 --> 00:44:50.449 in little loops and like go out of control here 954 00:44:50.489 --> 00:44:53.349 and there. And nobody really noticed in the future. 955 00:44:55.489 --> 00:44:55.949 Wow. 956 00:44:56.949 --> 00:45:00.369 And famously, he makes an appearance in what is it? RoboCop, 957 00:45:01.130 --> 00:45:03.110 you know, where RoboCop is pretty much like in 2016 958 00:45:03.110 --> 00:45:07.909 or 2026 now. Um, you know, but at the time 959 00:45:07.969 --> 00:45:10.889 it was like 1986 when they did it. So they 960 00:45:10.929 --> 00:45:13.730 were parodying things that they thought would be in the future. 961 00:45:13.789 --> 00:45:18.150 Max had room pops up in that too. Um, but, uh, yeah, no, 962 00:45:18.190 --> 00:45:21.469 he was a popular, like weird kind of pop culture 963 00:45:21.530 --> 00:45:27.460 character for a minute. So, you know, uh, David, yeah, 964 00:45:27.500 --> 00:45:29.800 David Letterman featured him. I'm just looking at the videos 965 00:45:29.860 --> 00:45:34.519 and stuff. There was, let's see, Max Headroom, the Cinemax 966 00:45:34.619 --> 00:45:39.489 Shatner interview. He interviewed people. It was really funky. Like, 967 00:45:39.530 --> 00:45:41.929 played by that one guy, I think, who was famous, 968 00:45:42.309 --> 00:45:45.210 another comedian, who was famous for other stuff, but he 969 00:45:45.329 --> 00:45:46.550 also played Max Headroom. 970 00:45:48.070 --> 00:45:48.889 Max Gloryhole? 971 00:45:50.489 --> 00:45:52.559 God knows what they did with him in gay porn 972 00:45:52.579 --> 00:45:55.320 back then. I have no idea. But it turns out 973 00:45:55.360 --> 00:45:55.599 that almost. 974 00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:57.619 That does sound like a name for a porn movie, 975 00:45:57.780 --> 00:45:58.760 Max Headroom. 976 00:45:59.019 --> 00:46:02.610 Yeah. max purple headroom you know something like that would 977 00:46:02.650 --> 00:46:05.639 be like what the gay version right like you know 978 00:46:05.659 --> 00:46:10.199 going down on private ryan uh you know saving private 979 00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:12.960 ryan's ejaculate i don't know you know what i'm saying 980 00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:16.969 like whatever they would uh you know shaving private ryan 981 00:46:16.989 --> 00:46:20.829 there you go uh shaving ryan's privates all right now 982 00:46:20.849 --> 00:46:22.750 i'm working on it see what i mean you remix 983 00:46:22.789 --> 00:46:26.150 the name a little bit and you create something else, right? 984 00:46:29.539 --> 00:46:33.059 Like they did the Flintstones. Yeah, they did the Flintstones, 985 00:46:33.099 --> 00:46:35.440 the Flintbones. I don't know what that was about, but yeah, 986 00:46:35.460 --> 00:46:35.719 go ahead. 987 00:46:36.820 --> 00:46:38.159 Oh, God, that sounds terrible. 988 00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:42.849 It was real bad. People in really bad Flintstones costumes, 989 00:46:43.449 --> 00:46:46.610

like everything but the Halloween mask and the costume, right? 990 00:46:47.469 --> 00:46:49.269 One of the funniest things that I ever saw, though, 991 00:46:49.309 --> 00:46:50.289 was a fucking clip. 992 00:46:50.409 --> 00:46:52.969 It was titled Shark Attacks Whale, and it was some 993 00:46:53.010 --> 00:46:56.000 guy in a shark outfit just railing his chick from behind. 994 00:46:56.440 --> 00:46:59.519 She was just a mountain of fat laid face down 995 00:46:59.539 --> 00:47:00.940 and just not moving. 996 00:47:00.980 --> 00:47:02.639 But he was back there giving it his all. 997 00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:05.690 You could see the shark's head fucking standing straight up 998 00:47:05.710 --> 00:47:05.949 and just. 999 00:47:07.130 --> 00:47:09.369 Like he was putting his back into it and everything. 1000 00:47:10.710 --> 00:47:13.429 Well, you know, before Ron Jeremy went to prison, he 1001 00:47:13.469 --> 00:47:17.530 was like making cameos in every porno movie pretty much 1002 00:47:17.610 --> 00:47:20.070 ever made. It would be like no matter what story 1003 00:47:20.110 --> 00:47:21.670 they were trying to tell or what the point of 1004 00:47:21.710 --> 00:47:24.030 it was, you know, they just would be like, and 1005 00:47:24.090 --> 00:47:26.250 also here's Ron Jeremy and just throw him in the 1006 00:47:26.269 --> 00:47:28.170 mix all the time. 1007 00:47:28.250 --> 00:47:28.449 Right. 1008 00:47:29.619 --> 00:47:32.179 I remember once I got and here we go. I'm 1009 00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:34.639 revealing stuff about myself, but I haven't had, you know, 1010 00:47:34.820 --> 00:47:38.599 porno around since the 90s. But in the late 90s, 1011 00:47:38.630 --> 00:47:41.980 they came up with a DVD called Heavy Humpers. No kidding, 1012 00:47:42.019 --> 00:47:44.760 which was all about, guess what? Banging fat chicks. I 1013 00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:48.260 mean what I say, damn it. You know, and the 1014 00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:51.139 thing is, Heavy Humpers in the middle of all these different, 1015 00:47:51.179 --> 00:47:52.860 you know, oh, my God, look at, you know, the 1016 00:47:52.900 --> 00:47:55.929 fat girls getting it and this and that. After a while, 1017 00:47:55.989 --> 00:47:59.090 they ran out of the outrageous fat girl clips. But 1018 00:47:59.130 --> 00:48:02.630 then after it got into like regular porno clips, because 1019 00:48:02.650 --> 00:48:06.340 it was just a clip compilation, right? All of a sudden, 1020 00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:10.420 for no apparent reason, Ron Jeremy's banging a 400-pound chick. 1021 00:48:11.530 --> 00:48:14.489 I mean, for no reason whatsoever. It's just, it happens 1022 00:48:14.510 --> 00:48:17.929 to be Ron Jeremy. He can get in there, no problem. Ba-doop-ba-doop. 1023 00:48:18.969 --> 00:48:23.010 And she was all about it, you know? So, you know, 1024 00:48:23.050 --> 00:48:26.599 just saying. It's the reality of pop culture. So now 1025 00:48:26.619 --> 00:48:30.940 that we've gone to porno and everything else in between... 1026 00:48:31.820 --> 00:48:35.000 pretty much, you know, and gotten to the ultimate philosophy 1027 00:48:35.300 --> 00:48:37.599 and the repeated need for the phrase. 1028 00:48:39.860 --> 00:48:41.300 Hey, where are the white women at? 1029 00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:44.579 Since we've covered all of that, where else do we 1030 00:48:44.619 --> 00:48:45.320 go here, brother? 1031 00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:49.219 Let me see if I can find something. 1032 00:48:50.340 --> 00:48:53.670 OK, if we're searching, we might be scratching too hard 1033 00:48:53.809 --> 00:48:56.849 and that's OK. All I got to say is, though, 1034 00:48:56.889 --> 00:48:59.510 I did a serious discussion with Mike Swanson about the 1035 00:48:59.590 --> 00:49:02.349 economy and everything earlier, and it's good to just let 1036 00:49:02.389 --> 00:49:06.059 loose on this kind of thing. So glad to do it. 1037 00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:07.760 Glad to do it every Thursday. Go ahead. 1038 00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:11.820 That's what I was saying, talking about people earlier. 1039 00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:14.119 I was like, you know, everybody else is talking about 1040 00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:18.659 the hair on fire, about the economy, the war and 1041 00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:22.320 fucking Israel, Ukraine, where the fuck ever. 1042 00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:25.500 They can all go ahead and screech about that. 1043 00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:28.090 It's like I wanted to fucking do something different and 1044 00:49:28.610 --> 00:49:30.630 give people maybe something to laugh at, you know, something 1045 00:49:30.650 --> 00:49:31.570 different to tune into. 1046 00:49:32.170 --> 00:49:32.570 Exactly. 1047 00:49:32.590 --> 00:49:35.130 So I'm glad to talk this kind of shit with you. 1048 00:49:35.489 --> 00:49:36.429 It's fucking funny. 1049 00:49:36.750 --> 00:49:37.289 Exactly. 1050 00:49:37.309 --> 00:49:39.829 And like I said, you know, every time somebody asks me, 1051 00:49:39.869 --> 00:49:41.969 what do you do on Thursdays now? I go, yeah, 1052 00:49:42.150 --> 00:49:44.050 all I can tell you is it ain't politically correct. 1053 00:49:44.179 --> 00:49:47.119 That's all I'm going to tell you. And, you know, 1054 00:49:47.139 --> 00:49:50.119 if you've got small children around that might repeat phrases, 1055 00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:52.159 maybe don't have them listen to Thursdays. 1056 00:49:52.179 --> 00:49:52.519 Oh, yeah. 1057 00:49:53.139 --> 00:49:56.320 But outside of that, it is what it is. And 1058 00:49:56.360 --> 00:49:59.000 I have no idea what will happen any given Thursday. 1059 00:50:00.019 --> 00:50:01.320 That's what killed me. I went Thursday. 1060 00:50:01.340 --> 00:50:03.949 I was having to ride my sister to the store. 1061 00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:06.050 You and I were finishing out a show, and I 1062 00:50:06.070 --> 00:50:08.050 wanted to cut loose some more, but I had my 1063 00:50:08.070 --> 00:50:09.230 eight-year-old niece in the

backseat. 1064 00:50:09.289 --> 00:50:10.150 I was like, I. 1065 00:50:10.150 --> 00:50:14.889 Can't say what I want to say around her. I 1066 00:50:14.909 --> 00:50:16.050 do give a shit, you know. 1067 00:50:17.269 --> 00:50:17.590 I know. 1068 00:50:17.650 --> 00:50:22.090 Look, we all have our boundaries, right? And I'll close 1069 00:50:22.130 --> 00:50:24.590 with a little quick story from the past because I 1070 00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:29.280 just my my oldest son just just had a birthday 1071 00:50:29.340 --> 00:50:31.760 on the 11th. So I called him up and he 1072 00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.119 was in a bad mood. I was in a bad mood, whatever. 1073 00:50:34.159 --> 00:50:37.340 We had our conversation. That was that. And he lives 1074 00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:42.260 in Michigan at this point. Anyways, but I remember when 1075 00:50:42.300 --> 00:50:45.510 he was like two years old. OK, and I had 1076 00:50:45.590 --> 00:50:47.929 first split from his mom. Maybe he was three. Actually, 1077 00:50:48.250 --> 00:50:51.880 he was three years old and he didn't talk much. And, 1078 00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:54.659 you know, his mom gives them to me. Now, I 1079 00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:56.519 worked at a gas station with a bunch of younger 1080 00:50:56.579 --> 00:51:00.179 dudes who were all way more foul mouthed than me. 1081 00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:03.139 And so I had this talk with him because I 1082 00:51:03.179 --> 00:51:05.619 can't drive. My blind ass can't drive. So, like, I 1083 00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:07.880 got to go pick up my three year old. You 1084 00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:10.440 can take me with you. Yeah. If all your boys 1085 00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:12.000 are in the car, that's fine. I'll sit in the 1086 00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:14.840 back with my son. But here's the one thing I 1087 00:51:14.900 --> 00:51:19.570 need from everybody. No foul language, because if this kid, 1088 00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:23.800 he hardly speaks at all. But trust me, he will 1089 00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:27.360 repeat the curse words that slip out of my mouth 1090 00:51:27.460 --> 00:51:32.059 and anybody else's he's around. Okay. So everybody's very intense 1091 00:51:32.099 --> 00:51:32.440 about it. 1092 00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:32.679 Nope. 1093 00:51:32.739 --> 00:51:34.739 We're going to make sure about that. We respect you. 1094 00:51:35.179 --> 00:51:37.489 Don't worry about it. You know, we're your friend, this 1095 00:51:37.590 --> 00:51:40.110 and that. And I paid the guy good gas money 1096 00:51:40.150 --> 00:51:41.750 to go take me to go get my son a 1097 00:51:41.789 --> 00:51:44.670 couple of miles away. My ex-wife's being a bitch about 1098 00:51:44.789 --> 00:51:47.889 everything as per usual. Even when she wasn't my ex, 1099 00:51:47.909 --> 00:51:50.300 she was a bitch about everything, but she used to 1100 00:51:50.340 --> 00:51:52.239 make it hard on me to visit my kids. And 1101 00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:56.400 believe me, any opportunity to turn around and say, Oh, 1102 00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:58.539 you know what? Your children don't need to see you 1103 00:51:58.599 --> 00:52:01.440 because you're such a low life. She would take it. 1104 00:52:01.820 --> 00:52:02.019 Right. 1105 00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:05.380 So this was a serious thing. We all get in 1106 00:52:05.400 --> 00:52:08.329 this little car and we're taking the drive, just trying 1107 00:52:08.349 --> 00:52:10.929 to get back to my house so I can figure 1108 00:52:10.989 --> 00:52:13.269 out who's going to babysit my kid while I go 1109 00:52:13.309 --> 00:52:15.150 to work. And then I'm going to spend some time 1110 00:52:15.170 --> 00:52:19.480 with him. But he's three years old. Anyway, silently sitting 1111 00:52:19.500 --> 00:52:23.199 back there, everybody, hello, you know, Charlie, because he's named 1112 00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:26.219 after me, so everybody called him Charlie. Hello, Charlie, this 1113 00:52:26.300 --> 00:52:28.559 is great, okay? We're going to stop at McDonald's. I 1114 00:52:28.599 --> 00:52:31.239 went and got him a burger and whatever, and he's 1115 00:52:31.260 --> 00:52:36.079 sitting there eating it, not said a word to anybody, okay? Because, again, 1116 00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:39.280 didn't speak much, hardly said hi to anybody. He was shy, 1117 00:52:39.389 --> 00:52:44.849 scared of people. I mean, he was an odd toddler, okay? Anyway, 1118 00:52:44.909 --> 00:52:49.260 he's eating his McDonald's. And this lady cuts off the kid, 1119 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:55.360 who's like 21, who's driving. And this bitch cuts him off. 1120 00:52:56.219 --> 00:52:59.300 And he leans his head out the window. You motherfucking 1121 00:52:59.380 --> 00:53:05.190 cunt piece of shit. Goes into like 45 seconds of 1122 00:53:05.250 --> 00:53:11.690 a string of fuck you, bitch. Okay? And as soon 1123 00:53:11.730 --> 00:53:14.610 as he pulled his head back in, the guy sitting 1124 00:53:14.650 --> 00:53:18.239 next to him hit him. And I was like, man, 1125 00:53:18.460 --> 00:53:19.639 what are you doing? 1126 00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:23.280 Oh, I'm sorry. 1127 00:53:23.909 --> 00:53:24.150 Right? 1128 00:53:24.769 --> 00:53:28.690 Everybody in the car is quiet. For the next five minutes, 1129 00:53:28.730 --> 00:53:31.289 the kid continues to eat his burger and his fries. 1130 00:53:32.510 --> 00:53:35.449 And everybody saw nobody's even talking before that. We were 1131 00:53:35.469 --> 00:53:38.349 all talking. OK, everything was all right. Hey, what are 1132 00:53:38.369 --> 00:53:40.929 you going to do this weekend? Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. 1133 00:53:40.969 --> 00:53:41.650 Hey, you know what? 1134 00:53:41.769 --> 00:53:43.949 They worked with me at the gas station. So we 1135 00:53:43.989 --> 00:53:46.730 were talking about our gas station shifts. Just, you know, 1136 00:53:47.349 --> 00:53:52.809 normal conversation. All goes to dead silence. Five minutes later, 1137 00:53:52.829 --> 00:53:58.409 this

kid's done eating his burger. And the kid who's 1138 00:53:58.449 --> 00:54:04.460 driving stops. And looks back and says, OK, you know, Charlie, 1139 00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:08.159 we're here at the house. Time to get out. And 1140 00:54:08.179 --> 00:54:13.860 the kid repeats verbatim every single thing that the kid said. 1141 00:54:14.449 --> 00:54:18.030 I mean, you cocksucking fucking whore slut. 1142 00:54:19.130 --> 00:54:19.469 Cunt. 1143 00:54:20.170 --> 00:54:27.199 Everything. Everything. In a string. Perfectly. And I was just like, oh, 1144 00:54:27.489 --> 00:54:29.550 thanks so much. Let's see if I can get him 1145 00:54:29.570 --> 00:54:33.849 to forget that before Sunday and I send him back. Because, yeah, 1146 00:54:34.489 --> 00:54:37.719 just saying, there's a little story from my life. But 1147 00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:39.639 I was thinking about that because the boy's 24 as 1148 00:54:39.659 --> 00:54:41.920 of the 11th. But, you know, 21 years ago. 1149 00:54:46.619 --> 00:54:49.010 I was a quiet kid, but I remember, like, I 1150 00:54:49.030 --> 00:54:50.969 think somebody said that one of my first words as 1151 00:54:51.050 --> 00:54:52.510 a child was F-bomb. 1152 00:54:53.369 --> 00:54:54.829 And I was like, I would not be surprised if 1153 00:54:54.849 --> 00:54:55.309 that's true. 1154 00:54:56.210 --> 00:55:02.579 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my son was, like, just not 1155 00:55:02.780 --> 00:55:06.559 a talking kid. My daughter started to talk at the 1156 00:55:06.659 --> 00:55:09.400 age of, like, you know, one and two months old. 1157 00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:12.099 and did not shut the fuck up till she was 1158 00:55:12.139 --> 00:55:14.900 about seven. I swear to God, only time she was 1159 00:55:14.980 --> 00:55:17.920 quiet is when she slept. And even then she was 1160 00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:21.500 still mumbling. But the second she opened her eyes every 1161 00:55:21.559 --> 00:55:24.099 single day, she would start talking. She would talk to 1162 00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:27.449 the dolls. She would talk to the TV. She would 1163 00:55:27.489 --> 00:55:30.809 talk to my pet snake. She would talk to her brother, 1164 00:55:30.969 --> 00:55:34.710 even though he couldn't talk. She would talk to the wall, mommy, daddy, 1165 00:55:35.050 --> 00:55:38.929 people outside the window. She talked to everyone and everything. 1166 00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:43.530 All of her waking hours. My, my son on the 1167 00:55:43.590 --> 00:55:45.989 other hand was like, we weren't sure if he could 1168 00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:52.110 talk for a while. Seriously. Like, so, you know, you 1169 00:55:52.150 --> 00:55:54.130 never know what you're going to get, no matter what 1170 00:55:54.150 --> 00:55:58.110 your genetic package is. Okay. Just saying. And I always 1171 00:55:58.150 --> 00:56:00.750 thought that was a good one. Cause look, there's always limitations. 1172 00:56:01.150 --> 00:56:04.539 There's always lessons in life, but I'll tell you something. 1173 00:56:04.860 --> 00:56:08.440 One question that will prevail forever and ever is. 1174 00:56:11.190 --> 00:56:12.050 Where are the white women at? 1175 00:56:13.130 --> 00:56:16.880 That's the way it was. Anyway, Brad, money over everything. 1176 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:19.039 I say check out the links in the show notes 1177 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:22.579 and do all that, plus support Ocelli.com. The links are 1178 00:56:22.619 --> 00:56:25.449 on the website and in the show notes. So there 1179 00:56:25.489 --> 00:56:27.090 you go. 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President Kennedy would not have been 1202 00:58:26.409 --> 00:58:29.849 assassinated if he had been president 200 years ago. His 1203 00:58:29.909 --> 00:58:32.869 assassination took place in the context of the Cold War 1204 00:58:33.110 --> 00:58:35.929 and the rise of the national security state. Before World 1205 00:58:35.969 --> 00:58:39.210 War II, the United States was a continental republic. In 1206 00:58:39.230 --> 00:58:42.840 the decade that followed, it became an imperial superpower. Generals 1207 00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:45.920 such as Curtis LeMay not only wanted to invade Cuba, 1208 00:58:46.099 --> 00:58:48.679 but knew that there were short-range missiles on the island 1209 00:58:48.800 -->

00:58:51.860 armed with nuclear warheads that they could not destroy because 1210 00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:54.659 they were on mobile launchers. Their invasion could have led 1211 00:58:54.699 --> 00:58:57.619 to a third world war, and they wanted to go 1212 00:58:57.659 --> 00:59:01.550 to war anyway. The War State by Michael Swanson reveals 1213 00:59:01.630 --> 00:59:04.429 why and will show you what President Kennedy was up against. 1214 00:59:04.690 --> 00:59:09.929 For more information, thewarstate.com. TheOchelli.com radio. 1215 00:59:16.409 --> 00:59:19.170 The following message is transmitted at the request of the 1216 00:59:19.210 --> 00:59:24.230 Federal Aviation Administration. An unidentified aircraft has been located near 1217 00:59:24.250 --> 00:59:27.429 the state of Florida. The aircraft is presumed to be 1218 00:59:27.469 --> 00:59:30.389 foreign and may pose a threat to those in the area. 1219 00:59:30.949 --> 00:59:34.400 Florida residents are advised to immediately tune to local media 1220 00:59:34.460 --> 00:59:37.699 outlets for further developments, as is it not known if 1221 00:59:37.739 --> 00:59:41.199 this aircraft is a hostile enemy. More updates will follow 1222 00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:43.079 as information becomes available. 1223 00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:50.920 We would have probably lost hundreds of thousands of lives 1224 00:59:51.019 --> 00:59:53.610 more had I not done that. And by the way, 1225 00:59:53.650 --> 00:59:56.150 if you watch the fake news on television, they don't 1226 00:59:56.170 --> 00:59:58.690 even talk about it. But, you know, there are 188 1227 00:59:58.690 --> 01:00:02.090 other countries right now that are suffering, some proportionately far 1228 01:00:02.150 --> 01:00:02.940 greater than we are. 1229 01:00:03.929 --> 01:00:08.940 The United States continues to be invaded by rebels from 1230 01:00:09.019 --> 01:00:13.599 an unknown location in Africa. They are now heading to 1231 01:00:13.659 --> 01:00:16.460 Fort Knox in Kentucky and may also be targeting the 1232 01:00:16.500 --> 01:00:19.630 Federal Reserve Bank in New York. Their intentions may be 1233 01:00:19.670 --> 01:00:22.530 to seize the gold reserves of the United States. The 1234 01:00:22.550 --> 01:00:28.250 shelter-in-place warning is lifted for all locations except Connecticut, southern Indiana, Kentucky, 1235 01:00:28.590 --> 01:00:32.030 New Jersey, and southern New York. Residents near the Federal 1236 01:00:32.050 --> 01:00:35.070 Reserve Bank in Manhattan are being asked to evacuate if 1237 01:00:35.150 --> 01:00:38.489 it can be done in a safe manner. Otherwise, continue 1238 01:00:38.510 --> 01:00:41.079 to shelter-in-place until an all-care message is given. 1239 01:00:47.909 --> 01:00:51.579 This has never happened before. Right now, right now, Spain 1240 01:00:51.639 --> 01:00:54.659 is having a big spike. There are tremendous problems in 1241 01:00:54.699 --> 01:00:55.059 the world. 1242 01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:56.599 You look at Moscow. 1243 01:00:56.679 --> 01:00:59.019 Look at what's going on with Moscow. Look at Brazil. 1244 01:00:59.440 --> 01:01:02.409 Look at these countries, what's going on. This was sent 1245 01:01:02.429 --> 01:01:03.909 to us by China one. 1246 01:01:03.849 --> 01:01:06.340 Way or the other. And we're never going to forget it. 1247 01:01:06.590 --> 01:01:08.190 Believe me, we're never going to forget it. 1248 01:01:39.409 --> 01:01:42.000 Thank you. 1249 01:02:11.389 --> 01:02:15.460 Get ready for the Ocelli Effect.