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try this beer. 33 00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:04,354 It doesn't taste like artificial watermelon. In fact, the watermelon's almost 34 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:07,214 the water of a watermelon. Yeah, it's very subtle. 35 00:02:07,734 --> 00:02:09,674 It definitely tastes like good watermelon. 36 00:02:09,874 --> 00:02:12,654 They may have even used fresh watermelon in the brewing of this. 37 00:02:13,254 --> 00:02:18,354 I don't know. It doesn't say so on the can. No. Just as a government warning by the Surgeon General. 38 00:02:18,774 --> 00:02:23,214 I like the art on the can, though. It's really nice. Yeah, you like this artwork? It's a watermelon. 39 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:27,794 Like a manicure? Yeah, yeah. A mani-pedi? A mani-pedi. 40 00:02:27,794 --> 00:02:30,774 You got a cat sitting on a woman's butt 41 00:02:30,774 --> 00:02:33,374 you got dogs so this is like a 42 00:02:33,374 --> 00:02:36,134 feline place yeah it's like a salam where you 43 00:02:36,134 --> 00:02:39,354 got people like singing oh she's drinking she's drinking 44 00:02:39,354 --> 00:02:43,114 champagne in the bathtub you got ladies smoking it's 45 00:02:43,114 --> 00:02:48,034 just like an all-around good time on this can brewed and canned by Krebs Brewing 46 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:52,634 Company in McAllister Oklahoma I'll say this though it does kind of have the 47 00:02:52,634 --> 00:02:55,654 thing that most of the beers that we try this isn't like a knock on it or nothing 48 00:02:55,654 --> 00:02:58,174 but it's It's got the thing that most of the beers got going on where it's just 49 00:02:58,174 --> 00:03:00,894 like a silver can with like a decently nice, 50 00:03:01,054 --> 00:03:05,114 like, you know, marketing rap on it. You know, a nice little label. 51 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:09,554 But other than that, you know, you really can't really knock this beer for anything. 52 00:03:09,794 --> 00:03:14,474 So out of a 10, we give it another taste. 53 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:18,654 Maybe give it the old Texas track. Give it the old Texas track in there. 54 00:03:19,974 --> 00:03:23,714 I'm going to give it, me, my personal opinion, I'm going to give it an 8 because 55 00:03:23,714 --> 00:03:28,094 I wish it was more sour. I wish it, like, made me pucker my lips more. Yeah, I guess so. 56 00:03:28,694 --> 00:03:31,494 Because, like, you know. You know, it's a bit ghosty. Yeah. That's something 57 00:03:31,494 --> 00:03:34,494 I look for whenever, you know, we got into sours a while back. 58 00:03:34,574 --> 00:03:35,974 That's something I started looking for. Whoa. 59 00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:38,414 No. Why is the bottom of that red? 60 00:03:39,254 --> 00:03:44,934 The bottom of that has the puree in it? Is the bottom of that more watermelon-y? I don't know. Here. 61 00:03:45,914 --> 00:03:50,954 So we just poured, he just poured the bottom of it? The bottom of it's way more watermelon-y. 62 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,682 I was like, yeah, he poured the, 63 00:03:53,702 --> 00:03:57,002 that's like, that's gotta be like real watermelon. That's gotta be real. 64 00:03:57,202 --> 00:04:00,922 I promise you if this, if the company comes on the comment section and says 65 00:04:00,922 --> 00:04:02,282 like, no, it's not real watermelon. 66 00:04:02,322 --> 00:04:06,702 I will be thoroughly impressed by that flavor that we got from that. 67 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:10,762 Yeah. That must be like, it's like the residue of like the watermelon juices, 68 00:04:10,762 --> 00:04:14,302 like sitting in the bottom, settled in the bottom, man. 69 00:04:14,362 --> 00:04:18,002 Well, that's why. Speaking of the Olympics. Speaking of the Olympics, man. 70 00:04:18,302 --> 00:04:21,142 My father's been pretty happy this year. I'm on an off topic, 71 00:04:21,222 --> 00:04:23,982 you know, to say the least. My father's been pretty happy with the Olympics. 72 00:04:24,342 --> 00:04:28,642 Really? What have we got, like 94 medals already? Oh, I think so. 73 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:33,622 We're ahead. We're ahead by quite a bit. I think China's in third with like 74. 74 00:04:34,462 --> 00:04:38,702 Like, we're doing great. We're doing great. We're about to look up what's going 75 00:04:38,702 --> 00:04:41,702 on in the Olympics, but while we do that, we're going to go ahead and we're 76 00:04:41,702 --> 00:04:45,862 going to call Ed Ray 1416. We're calling him? 77 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:52,302 Is this a Is this a first in sadistic, or opinions in beer history? We're calling Ed Ray? 78 00:04:53,402 --> 00:04:55,922 Hello, Ed Ray 1416. Well, there's Ed Ray. 79 00:04:57,462 --> 00:05:01,982 How are you doing today, sir? Well, we're sitting here talking about the Olympics. 80 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:07,802 Do you have any thoughts on the Olympics? 81 00:05:10,682 --> 00:05:13,982 Wait, America's ahead in the Olympics right now when it comes to overall medal 82 00:05:13,982 --> 00:05:16,242 count. How do you feel about that, Ed Ray? 83 00:05:17,222 --> 00:05:20,522 Let's see, 2024 Olympic results. 84 00:05:21,182 --> 00:05:25,642 Olympic medal count. Yeah, we have 103 medals. 85 00:05:26,002 --> 00:05:29,542 103, and like I said, the closest to us, I thought they were in third, 86 00:05:29,642 --> 00:05:34,762 the closest to us is China with 73, so we're ahead of them by a whole 30 medals. 87 00:05:37,582 --> 00:05:42,862 Australia is in third place with 45 medals. France is in fourth place with 54. 88 00:05:43,602 --> 00:05:46,802 And Great Britain is in fifth place with 51. 89 00:05:47,202 --> 00:05:50,402 Then we got south then we got 90 00:05:50,402 --> 00:05:56,762 south korea japan the netherlands italy and rounding out our top 10 germany 91 00:05:56,762 --> 00:06:02,002 what's been your favorite game of the olympics so far what's your favorite olympic 92 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:07,682 game you don't have like you've never watched in your life what'd you like in 1996. 93 00:06:17,629 --> 00:06:20,409 So he remembers the current angle he

remembers the 94 00:06:20,409 --> 00:06:23,489 current angle here that's good that's good so wrestling and that's that's what 95 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:28,169 we'll pin down and hit as his final answer wrestling and let's see the worst 96 00:06:28,169 --> 00:06:34,149 the worst countries right now the worst the top one two three four five six 97 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:38,069 The six worst countries are Zambia, 98 00:06:38,249 --> 00:06:40,429 Slovakia, Peru, 99 00:06:40,829 --> 00:06:43,869 the refugees, and Egypt. 100 00:06:44,469 --> 00:06:47,369 They're the worst. Oh, and Cape Verde. 101 00:06:47,669 --> 00:06:53,169 The refugee Olympic team. What is that? Controversial is what I'll say. 102 00:06:54,349 --> 00:06:55,909 What is that? 103 00:06:57,269 --> 00:07:03,269 I'm guessing there's a team made up of refugees from around the world. Oh, God. 104 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:07,589 Super Danger, what are your thoughts? I mean, Edray1416, what are your thoughts 105 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:11,809 on a refugee Olympic team placing in the bottom? 106 00:07:12,509 --> 00:07:17,209 Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Well, we just wanted to get your thoughts on the 107 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:18,269 Olympics this turn of season. 108 00:07:18,509 --> 00:07:21,009 Anything you're looking forward to this year? Life. 109 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:28,549 Life? You don't care. Well, that was the segment with Edray1416. 110 00:07:29,129 --> 00:07:33,629 That's an exciting segment, ladies and gentlemen. We'll catch you later. Catch you next time. 111 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:39,009 God, I thought he watched the Olympics. He's into all that old stuff, man. 112 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:44,009 I figured this guy would keep up with the Olympics if not keep up with anything else. 113 00:07:44,269 --> 00:07:48,809 But anyways, so what are some of your favorite things in the Olympics? 114 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,829 You know, I was looking at the five main sports in the Olympics is athletics, 115 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:58,129 cycling, fencing, gymnastics, and swimming. Timmy, these are the five things 116 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:03,509 that have been the most contested in every Olympic game since 1896. 117 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:09,109 Well, personally for me, my favorite are the things like the judo, 118 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:12,109 freaking wrestling. I like fencing. 119 00:08:12,589 --> 00:08:17,309 I like any of the combat sports that have made it to the Olympics because I 120 00:08:17,309 --> 00:08:20,049 feel like more combat sports should make it to the Olympics. 121 00:08:20,049 --> 00:08:25,989 Olympics, sometimes I'm not excited to know which guy runs faster than another 122 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:28,389 guy or which guy can jump higher. 123 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:32,629 But you show me the American MMA, if we had an MMA in the Olympics, 124 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:36,609 I guess, and it was like the American MMA team, the American Taekwondo team, 125 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:39,489 I wish there was more combat in the Olympics. 126 00:08:39,869 --> 00:08:45,129 Do you happen to know what's the least watched Olympic event? Least watched? 127 00:08:46,806 --> 00:08:50,086 Oh, man, if I had to guess, the most least watched. 128 00:08:50,326 --> 00:08:52,866 I had the answer right here. I know you got the answer. Let me think, 129 00:08:52,906 --> 00:08:56,506 though, because, like, I know everybody watches the volleyball because, 130 00:08:56,706 --> 00:08:58,406 like, the volleyball has the hot people. 131 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,566 Everyone's starting to watch the shooting now. Yeah, the shooting. 132 00:09:01,646 --> 00:09:02,686 They have this cool fucking. 133 00:09:02,806 --> 00:09:08,526 Ever since, what was it? Ever since Trigun Lady and Cowboy Bebop guy came in. Yeah. 134 00:09:09,246 --> 00:09:13,926 If I had to guess the most unpopular Olympic sport, hurdles? 135 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:17,826 I think hurdles is up there, man. It's up there? race walking 136 00:09:17,826 --> 00:09:21,046 race oh so like fast walking like 137 00:09:21,046 --> 00:09:23,786 like like you know you gotta like keep your 138 00:09:23,786 --> 00:09:27,966 arms up you gotta go from heel to toe yeah yeah yeah i can see how that'd be 139 00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:31,706 the most boring but your foot can't leave the ground they do that like you have 140 00:09:31,706 --> 00:09:36,086 to always one foot yeah i think one foot always has to be on the ground yeah 141 00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:42,646 so we have a list here i haven't done a list in a while but let's do this list. 142 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:44,706 Where the fuck did it go? There it is. 143 00:09:45,466 --> 00:09:49,726 So we're going to do this in sections, I guess. We're going to read some of 144 00:09:49,726 --> 00:09:52,006 these, and I might not do all of them. 145 00:09:52,046 --> 00:09:54,586 I might look at the first couple and then go to the bottom couple. 146 00:09:54,786 --> 00:09:59,206 Right, like top 10, bottom 10, sort of vibe. Top five, bottom five. 147 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,386 So you want to start at the top? Yeah, what's the most popular? 148 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:07,386 All right, we're going to do the top 10, and then we're going to go to the second 149 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:08,666 beer in our Beer Olympics. 150 00:10:10,006 --> 00:10:12,926 Olympics, goddammit, of course it starts at the bottom, so we gotta go all the way. 151 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:18,946 The number one, the number one popular Olympic sport. All eyes on these people. 152 00:10:20,306 --> 00:10:25,926 Is, ads apparently, fucking ads, women's soccer. Women's? What? Wow. 153 00:10:26,466 --> 00:10:30,946 Well, I mean, soccer is, like, globally popular, and during the Olympics is 154 00:10:30,946 --> 00:10:33,806 the time, you know, like, you remember whenever Brazil introduced those, 155 00:10:33,886 --> 00:10:39,066 um, like, thongs slash, like, tube tops not this Olympics, but last

Olympics, 156 00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:41,826 and they said they had to wear them for speed. 157 00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:45,086 No, they didn't. That was to get more eyes on you. 158 00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:48,986 And you know, I am tripping, because technically, I'm thinking in an American 159 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:55,546 point of view, and the world does watch the Olympics, and soccer's huge in France. 160 00:10:55,766 --> 00:11:00,286 Soccer's huge everywhere but here. I know people who watch soccer, 161 00:11:00,386 --> 00:11:02,606 but soccer's huge in other countries. 162 00:11:02,826 --> 00:11:07,106 I mean, Ted Lasso said so. Yeah, funny enough about soccer, football, 163 00:11:07,386 --> 00:11:11,246 as it's often referred to in other countries, we're the only weirdos that call it soccer. 164 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:15,563 Like, I was listening to a dude who was, like, from Britain, 165 00:11:15,603 --> 00:11:19,323 and he said, like, you know, America's problem when it comes to sports is the word and. 166 00:11:19,823 --> 00:11:23,143 I like the Cowboys and. I like the Vikings and. 167 00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:27,463 Over there in Europe, you like one team, and you like one team only, 168 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:31,043 and you support that team endlessly and through thick and thin. 169 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:35,283 So, like, I can see how women's soccer can be up there, especially as an Olympic sport. 170 00:11:35,523 --> 00:11:38,763 Number two, women's individual all-around gymnastics. 171 00:11:39,363 --> 00:11:42,343 Oh, yeah, yeah, women's gymnastics. gymnastics my dad was watching 172 00:11:42,343 --> 00:11:45,943 that the other day we can all guess why you know 173 00:11:45,943 --> 00:11:48,643 it's crazy yeah i think i now that i 174 00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:52,983 think about it i've watched i watch a lot more women's stuff during the olympics 175 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:56,883 a lot of guys watch more stuff during the olympics i feel like we don't watch 176 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:02,783 but women stuff regularly isn't popular right right but during the olympics 177 00:12:02,783 --> 00:12:06,003 the women's stuff is where it's at I don't know. That's crazy. It's crazy. 178 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:12,683 Number three, men's basketball. Well, I mean, of course, basketball is going to be up there. 179 00:12:12,843 --> 00:12:16,543 I didn't see it being number three, but I thought, what was it, 180 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,443 97 Olympics, the dream team. 181 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:23,583 We sent Michael Jordan and all them over there. They made the world go crazy. Yeah. 182 00:12:24,123 --> 00:12:29,243 Number four, men's 100-meter track. This makes sense because this is where Usain 183 00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:31,023 Bolt comes from. I'm like, this is his game. 184 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,463 Like, I'm the fastest dude ever sort of race. 185 00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:38,703 So, like, okay. That makes a little more sense. It makes, weirdly enough, 186 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:42,543 I didn't see men's 100-meter track being, like, number four, 187 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:45,643 nor did I see women's soccer and gymnastics being number one. 188 00:12:46,343 --> 00:12:48,723 Number five, women's 100-meter track. 189 00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:54,483 So, right now all the ladies are dominant in the most popular stuff. 190 00:12:54,563 --> 00:12:57,323 Like, when the Olympics come around, it's you ladies' time to shine, 191 00:12:57,563 --> 00:12:59,263 huh? Let me see something real quick. 192 00:13:00,463 --> 00:13:04,643 Technical difficulties, ladies and gentlemen. So two tracks back to back. 193 00:13:04,703 --> 00:13:07,623 Number six, women's singles tennis. 194 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:13,123 Which that's, yeah. What's her name? Isn't there like a whole movie about her? 195 00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:15,103 Oh, like the Williams sisters? 196 00:13:15,363 --> 00:13:18,003 Like Serena and them? Yeah, Serena Williams. All of them do that. 197 00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,243 Yeah, they did the tennis. 198 00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:24,623 Number seven, men's rugby seven. Well, rugby is just great. 199 00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:28,883 You know, rugby is like football without any of the sissy pads and sissy helmets. 200 00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:33,143 You know, you're allowed to kill yourself in rugby, which I respect. I respect that. 201 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:37,863 Number eight, women's team all-around gymnastics. So team gymnastics. 202 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:42,223 So yeah, team, okay. So like, hey, women's gymnastics, you got two spots on 203 00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:43,923 the top ten list. Be proud of yourself. 204 00:13:44,243 --> 00:13:46,423 Number nine, men's BMX freestyle. 205 00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:50,103 And number ten, women's BMX. So BMX is up there. 206 00:13:50,203 --> 00:13:53,963 Like, when I was a kid, they used to say like, oh, ain't nobody going to like 207 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,103 people riding bicycles and skateboards. 208 00:13:56,243 --> 00:14:00,743 But hey, look, BMX is the top ten of the Olympics. I guess we'll look at these 209 00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:04,103 other ones. 11, women's 400-meter freestyle swimming. 210 00:14:04,863 --> 00:14:07,723 Men's 12, men's 97 freestyle wrestling. 211 00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:12,603 13, 4x100 medley relay swimming. Swimming, swimming. 212 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:19,523 Damn. Men's soccer at 16. Women's indoor volleyball, 17. Men's indoor volleyball, 18. 213 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:24,303 200-meter track, 19. And 20, women's beach volleyball. 214 00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:27,923 All right, let's skip on down to let's see what the worst. Wait, 215 00:14:27,983 --> 00:14:31,703 wait, wait. Time out, ref. We got to do beer number two. 216 00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:38,003 Next up, the next beer of the day is also brought to you by Prairie Artisan 217 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,783 Ales. This is Blue Buns Treat. 218 00:14:40,163 --> 00:14:43,623 This is a

sour ale with blueberries, cinnamon, vanilla, and pecan. 219 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,603 So this is supposed to taste like a delicious blueberry muffin, 220 00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:49,423 I'm assuming. My. Let's see. 221 00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,163 Oh, look at that color, though. 222 00:14:53,383 --> 00:14:57,043 Woo. Nice, like, purple. Yeah, it's got the blueberry. 223 00:14:57,183 --> 00:15:01,003 Oh, hold up. I think there's some puree in the bottom. them give me 224 00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,743 the puree this time i got some too all right i get stuff 225 00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:07,083 too so let's go ahead and now there's 226 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,623 me oh yeah oh wow so it's 227 00:15:10,623 --> 00:15:15,403 not very sour not very sour at all but it tastes like a pastry in my mouth it 228 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:19,463 tastes like i'm drinking a dessert yeah these back-to-back aren't really sour 229 00:15:19,463 --> 00:15:23,203 this one at least a little less sour but because of like the thickness of the 230 00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:27,203 blueberry i think oh yeah this is this has got definitely a pastry vibe to it 231 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,003 this is something that you 232 00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:30,903 like as this is a dessert beer this is something 233 00:15:30,903 --> 00:15:33,783 that you can convince somebody that beer does belong with 234 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:36,463 dessert are you getting i'm getting this cinnamon i got 235 00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:40,703 the cinnamon most definitely the vanilla however vanilla pecans 236 00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:43,383 man where's the how do you how do you how do you 237 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:46,343 pinpoint vanilla and pecans like well like well vanilla 238 00:15:46,343 --> 00:15:49,263 yeah but pecans it should be like a nutty flavor to 239 00:15:49,263 --> 00:15:52,423 it but i think i kind of get that i think i get like cinnamon nutty 240 00:15:52,423 --> 00:15:55,203 and blueberry on the tongue yeah on the tongue i don't i don't get much 241 00:15:55,203 --> 00:16:00,743 vanilla though oh this one is uh 6.8 the last one was five percent in alcohol 242 00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:04,243 this one's 6.8 so that was a little bit stronger a little more alcoholic content 243 00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:10,063 ate away a lot of the sugar but it's good still it's still very sweet nice not 244 00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:13,083 very tart though i was expecting way more tart when you said blueberry. 245 00:16:13,603 --> 00:16:18,203 Like you know blueberry cinnamon vanilla tartness is definitely all at the front 246 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:22,583 right like right Right when you sip it, it has like a tart bite on your tongue, 247 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,963 but it's very swift and it goes away. 248 00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:27,783 And then your tongue gets coated in sweet. Yeah. 249 00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:37,254 We're going to... Did you know there's actually about 339 sports at the Olympics? 250 00:16:37,554

--> 00:16:41,914 Well, you know, you got to be able to see who's the best, and there's a lot 251 00:16:41,914 --> 00:16:43,594 of things that people can be the best at. 252 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:49,154 Are the Olympics, like, is that our closest to Roman heritage we still have 253 00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,194 left? Oh, that's from Greece. 254 00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:56,934 It's definitely one of the oldest things that's been going on for a very long time. 255 00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,874 I know there was like a hiatus period where Where, like, there was, 256 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:02,194 like, a bunch of ancient Olympics, and then the Olympics, like, 257 00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:05,394 stopped, and then we, like, picked them back up again. In the 60s or something? 258 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:08,574 Yeah, 60s or 50s. I don't know what- Well, no, there was Olympics in the 40s 259 00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:11,414 and all that. Yeah. Well, yeah. Fucking Hitler was at the Olympics. 260 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,094 Yeah, there was a whole thing because he was on meth at the Olympics. 261 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,534 Yeah, he was fucking sitting there, he had jitter in his ass off. 262 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:21,694 No, man. I think that was the same Olympics that Jesse Owens went over there 263 00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:24,174 and outran all the white nudes. Oh, really? Yeah. 264 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:30,094 Man. Look at the Olympics! I can't do a Hitler voice. I mean, 265 00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:35,494 doing a Hitler impression is like, there's like 50% of the people just do like 266 00:17:35,494 --> 00:17:38,994 a typical German accent and everybody else does like a giant caricature. 267 00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:42,594 Where like, kind of like the epic rap battles of history where the first thing 268 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,514 out of your mouth is like, I am Adolf Hitler! 269 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:49,034 Yeah, that's what was happening. All right. 270 00:17:49,314 --> 00:17:54,354 We're going to look at, let's look at. We're going to look at the top 10 worst games. 271 00:17:54,434 --> 00:17:57,254 We're going to do, how many I said there was? 272 00:17:57,254 --> 00:18:01,114 Us 330 39 uh 273 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,534 39 so we need 274 00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:08,814 to do at least let's start at three let's start 275 00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:11,794 at 319 men's field hockey 276 00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:17,254 so it's just like a bunch of dudes field hockey it's like it's look you know 277 00:18:17,254 --> 00:18:20,574 how hockey you're on skates and the skates make it dangerous because you can 278 00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:24,894 go like 90 miles an hour and crash into a guy now imagine if it was a bunch 279 00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:28,274 of dudes on a soccer field in their tennis shoes and instead of whacking a puck, 280 00:18:28,414 --> 00:18:29,514 they're whacking a ball around. 281 00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:34,414 Yeah. That's pretty lame. It's pretty lame. Ain't nobody getting hit as hard. 282 00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,334 Ain't none of the high stakes. 283 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:42,234 Just to also point out, women's field hockey ranks above them at 318. 284 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:46,694 I can imagine. Women's field hockey ranks above them. Who wants to watch a bunch 285 00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:48,074 of dudes running around in a field? 286 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:52,754 That's like Archer. Uh, lacrosse is fridge for death sport? 287 00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:59,054 No, it's not. Lacrosse is a sissy sport. 3.20, the men's 10,000-meter track. 288 00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:03,794 10,000-meter track. That's like a long run. That's like one of those long runs 289 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,254 where you're just like going around the track. 290 00:19:05,614 --> 00:19:09,794 The least, here's a written statement by the article writer. 291 00:19:10,154 --> 00:19:15,134 The least sexy running events, they don't have the pizzazz of shorter races 292 00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:16,294 or the history of the marathon. 293 00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:20,414 None of the Americans competing are contenders, and two-time defending champion 294 00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:25,754 Mo Fah of Great Britain failed to qualify. Wow. 295 00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:31,211 It just says it right there. It's all like, oh, yeah, and some dude who was 296 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,611 great at this, he didn't even qualify. 297 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:37,751 Yeah. So 321, the women's to 10,000. 298 00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:41,651 Hey, this is one of the first ones that the women's one is the least popular. 299 00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:48,651 322, women's. What? Kieran? Kieran? Track cycling. 300 00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:54,031 Racer stays tightly packed behind a paced motorcycle for three laps, 301 00:19:54,211 --> 00:19:56,091 then sprint for three laps. 302 00:19:56,451 --> 00:19:59,131 It's like a dog racing if you replaced a rabbit with a Harley. 303 00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:03,011 Yeah, I mean, I haven't even seen this, but I can imagine that it would be lame. 304 00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:06,351 Like, I don't know, let them knock each other off their bikes, 305 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,071 and then maybe it'll be a little more exciting. 306 00:20:08,471 --> 00:20:11,531 I feel like these bottom lines is going to be women's, men's. 307 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:15,951 Yeah, like if it is unpopular, I don't think the fact that chicks are doing 308 00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:18,211 it is going to make it just shoot up. 309 00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:23,671 324, the men's triathlon. Now, I feel like the problem with the triathlon is it just takes too long. 310 00:20:24,171 --> 00:20:27,351 You know what I mean? like you're gonna oh you're this this year's 311 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:31,071 uh this year's got some interest because they swim in like polluted 312 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:35,031 water oh yeah they swim in the polluted french river they're getting sick they're

313 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:38,531 like swimming and people she was all like the lady that like hosted the olympics 314 00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:42,151 i think she's like the french president or whatever she was all like oh i imagine 315 00:20:42,151 --> 00:20:45,911 the senea river will be clean by the time the olympics roll around and like 316 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,391 the workers are like wait it's not gonna be. 317 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:59,571 So the women's 10 kilometer open water marathon 10 fucking kilometer swimming you know that's like, 318 00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:04,691 okay imagine looking at a body of water and then seeing like 30 people doing 319 00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:09,311 like this for like 30 fucking minutes to an hour you know no no no an event 320 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:13,891 that takes nearly two hours and is one of the worst sports to watch on television 321 00:21:13,891 --> 00:21:15,971 yeah you can't really see the people when they're swimming, 322 00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:19,611 Swimming isn't exciting to watch unless it's in a pool. 323 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:24,691 Yeah, but they do say that. It's terrible to watch on TV, but anybody who competes, 324 00:21:25,211 --> 00:21:27,471 who can complete that swim, deserves respect. 325 00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:31,191 Oh, yeah, they do. But it's just boring. Well, that's like half of these things. 326 00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:33,931 It's like if you can do them, you deserve respect. But, like, 327 00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:36,211 holy crap, that was the sport you picked, right? 328 00:21:37,111 --> 00:21:40,051 You picked careening. You know what I mean? You picked, like, 329 00:21:40,171 --> 00:21:43,991 skiing with a gun. Yeah, that was the women, the men's at 326th. 330 00:21:45,619 --> 00:21:48,779 327, women's 49er FX sailing. 331 00:21:49,519 --> 00:21:54,139 What? Because they're sailing in the Olympic, motherfuckers, 332 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:56,719 out there on little sailboats like, go, go, go, go. 333 00:21:57,519 --> 00:22:01,259 What the hell? It's known as laser sailing. 334 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:05,299 Sounds so much more awesome. Yeah, no, if it was called laser sailing, 335 00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:07,499 I think that would trick everybody. 336 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:13,559 Yeah, you didn't come to this article to have me explain the difference between these sailboats. 337 00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:18,039 Laser and fin are for single sailors. 470 and 490 are pairs, 338 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,079 and they all single-hull boats. 339 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:22,979 You're on your own for anything else. Just know that the United States won a 340 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:24,959 single bronze medal in 2016. 341 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:32,359 Oh, yeah, I guess. Wow. Women's sailing. 49ers sailing. Men's 470 sailing. Women's 4... 342 00:22:33,139 --> 00:22:37,979 There's only nine spaces left, and four of them were taken up by... Men's fin sailing. 343 00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:43,239 Oh, more sailing. Women's laser radar sailing. sailing oh this might be all 344 00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:48,039 sick oh god we were sailing sailing the wind was on our side, 345 00:22:48,879 --> 00:22:51,759 women's duet artistic swimming okay well i 346 00:22:51,759 --> 00:22:56,059 can like yeah synchronized swimming is already kind of like in a weird existence 347 00:22:56,059 --> 00:23:00,339 but like only two people out there you know what i mean like you could when 348 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:04,879 you watch synchronized swimming you imagine like 18 women all like going under 349 00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:09,299 and sticking their legs up and then swimming in circles the the only country 350 00:23:09,299 --> 00:23:10,699 to win gold has Has been in Russia. 351 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:15,119 Has been winning going that. That's what I'm saying. It's like really weird, 352 00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:17,919 but there's only two people in the water doing it. You know what I mean? 353 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:22,459 Like when 18 women all go upside down and start kicking their legs and swimming 354 00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:23,699 in a circle, it's something. 355 00:23:23,759 --> 00:23:27,219 But when two people do it, you're like, all right, get out of the pool. 356 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:32,459 335 women's 20 kilometer race walk. There we are. There we are race walking. 357 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:35,419 We got some of that speed walking. My aunt does this shit. 358 00:23:37,095 --> 00:23:41,035 There might be superfluous events in other disciplines, but a sport in which 359 00:23:41,035 --> 00:23:45,155 you simply hope the judges aren't looking at you as you half run. 360 00:23:45,775 --> 00:23:50,055 Or furiously thrusting your pelvis forward does not deserve any further recognition. 361 00:23:50,475 --> 00:23:53,295 You got to go from heel to toe. You got to go from heel to toe. 362 00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:56,535 You have to pump your arms and wiggle your hips like a weirdo. 363 00:23:56,675 --> 00:24:01,495 Bro, we should do an SWF race walk competition. 364 00:24:01,955 --> 00:24:07,335 Oh, fuck this school. 90% of these guys. I think some of the skinnier guys might 365 00:24:07,335 --> 00:24:11,435 have me, but I think I can gay walk better than half you. 366 00:24:11,475 --> 00:24:13,935 Hey, technically, we're attached to a track. 367 00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:17,235 Yeah, we are attached to a track. We can go do the track, man. 368 00:24:17,435 --> 00:24:20,415 Just pump those arms. The women's, the men's are slightly lower. 369 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:24,915 Oh, we got it. Of course, it's fun to watch women walk. You've heard the phrase, 370 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,855 hate to see her go, love to watch her leave. 371 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:32,375 With guys, you're just watching a bunch of sweaty dudes pump their arms and walk like weirdos. 372 00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:35,655 This is 20 kilometers. so we got three more left and they 373

00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:38,675 said that this was the worst is it going to be different kilometer race walk 374 00:24:38,675 --> 00:24:41,795 or i'm assuming it's going to be either sailing or walking 375 00:24:41,795 --> 00:24:45,095 let's see we have three more women's modern 376 00:24:45,095 --> 00:24:51,035 pin it up pentathlon pentathlon so like there are five sports that you have 377 00:24:51,035 --> 00:24:55,015 to do the founder this only reason it consists of running swimming shooting 378 00:24:55,015 --> 00:25:01,235 fencing and a question and horse riding equestrian elements okay yeah i can 379 00:25:01,235 --> 00:25:03,095 totally see how like Like, look, man, 380 00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:08,015 you could be the best at one of these five things, and it's not going to get you very far. 381 00:25:08,815 --> 00:25:11,935 Is this a team thing, or are you just one person? One person, I'm guessing. 382 00:25:12,115 --> 00:25:15,175 I'm guessing. Because like a triathlon, you're like one person, 383 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:17,315 and you swim, and then you run, and then you get on a bike. 384 00:25:17,535 --> 00:25:20,535 So we've got women's, then men's. What's the final thing? 385 00:25:20,775 --> 00:25:24,535 I hope it's something good. I hope it's something like fist fighting. 386 00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:27,535 I don't know. It's weird. Oh, they have a long thing about it. 387 00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:33,889 Men's 50-kilometer race walk. So it's the same as the other race walk, but just much longer. 388 00:25:34,089 --> 00:25:37,669 You're watching these guys walk for fucking ever. 389 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:42,109 Oh, my goodness. And they got their swag on. They got their little sway on with 390 00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:44,469 their heels. Heel to toe, heel to toe. 391 00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:49,289 Man, what's it? 150, you got the men's vault, gymnastics. 392 00:25:49,989 --> 00:25:53,889 Look, all the stuff in the middle. Team saber fencing. Oh, whoa, 393 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,789 that sounds fucking cool. Team saber fencing? 394 00:25:57,189 --> 00:26:00,369 Oh, that's pretty sick. Does that mean there's, like, four people sword fighting? Yeah. 395 00:26:00,989 --> 00:26:04,109 That sounds insane. That sounds like the fucking Pirates of the Caribbean in 396 00:26:04,109 --> 00:26:06,869 the Olympics. Right in the middle, we got the freestyle wrestling. 397 00:26:07,069 --> 00:26:09,949 We got... Butterfly. Skeet shotgun shooting. 398 00:26:10,309 --> 00:26:14,049 Okay, look, the fact that, the fact that, like... Badminton. 399 00:26:14,169 --> 00:26:18,229 The fact that one of the most unathletic spirits is, like, right in the middle. 400 00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:21,149 They're like, look, you don't gotta train for it. You don't gotta, 401 00:26:21,189 --> 00:26:22,889 like, wake up early and go running. 402 00:26:23,309 --> 00:26:26,729 Just, like, get a gun and get good with shooting at it. Man, 403 00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:30,469 but that's some of the, we talked about some of the top-watched Olympic stuff 404 00:26:30,469 --> 00:26:36,149 and the bottom least popular Olympic stuff. All the good stuff was in the middle, though, technically. 405 00:26:36,449 --> 00:26:39,829 Fun stuff is always in the middle. All the fun stuff, you know what I mean? 406 00:26:39,869 --> 00:26:43,069 It's like the things that the average person would like. 407 00:26:43,289 --> 00:26:47,109 And most people there, they're going for gold. Sometimes you get stuck with silver. 408 00:26:47,269 --> 00:26:50,349 And if you're really unlucky, you get to be stuck with bronze. 409 00:26:50,469 --> 00:26:53,829 So that's what we're about to figure out with this last beer of the day. 410 00:26:53,929 --> 00:26:58,009 Beer of the day. And this beer of the day is Kiwi McSqueezy. 411 00:26:58,489 --> 00:27:04,329 The Kiwi McSqueezy. Sour ale with apple, marron, berry, and kiwi flavors. 412 00:27:04,589 --> 00:27:10,629 Woo! So hopefully this one will take a good fight to the other two. We can discuss. 413 00:27:10,989 --> 00:27:16,289 Oh, it is thick color. That looked like paint coming out of there. Man. 414 00:27:17,229 --> 00:27:20,649 There might be some puree in the bottom of that one, too. There might be. 415 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:26,529 Kiwi McSqueezy coming out. That bottom is all puree. The head is a beautiful shade of purple. 416 00:27:26,789 --> 00:27:30,569 Man, so these last two, like the first one was like see-through with like a 417 00:27:30,569 --> 00:27:34,769 little color in the very bottom. And the next one was purple. This one's like a red. 418 00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:39,269 This might take the cake on dessert-y. Oh, smell that first. 419 00:27:39,969 --> 00:27:44,689 Oh, it does smell like kiwi. It smells strong of kiwi. What is all in this? 420 00:27:44,689 --> 00:27:46,489 What makes it this color? Kiwi and marronberry? 421 00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:49,929 So is the marronberry the color? Kiwi, apple, and marronberry. 422 00:27:50,089 --> 00:27:52,029 Yeah, I think the marronberry might be the color. 423 00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:57,169 Because like apple and kiwi, that doesn't make that color right there. What is marronberry? 424 00:27:57,869 --> 00:27:59,969 It's a berry. I guess let's try it. 425 00:28:01,131 --> 00:28:05,971 It's a dessert. It is totally a dessert. Not sour, though. No. No, not sour. 426 00:28:06,411 --> 00:28:10,891 I guess a natural sour. Just like the last one. They both had this fruit sourness 427 00:28:10,891 --> 00:28:14,851 to it, but not the beer sour that we've come to find in a salad. 428 00:28:14,911 --> 00:28:15,831 Whenever we look for them. 429 00:28:16,131 --> 00:28:19,611 So if I had to be an Olympic judge, 430 00:28:19,911 --> 00:28:25,271 and I was judging these three beers on what I just drank, and their performance, 431 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,811 and the heart that they, blood, sweat, and tears that they gave, 432 00:28:27,811 --> 00:28:32,291 I

would put Watermelon Girlfriend as the gold. 433 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:35,931 I would put Kiwi McSqueezy as the silver. 434 00:28:36,171 --> 00:28:43,631 And I would put Blue Buns Treat as the bronze. Whoa. I feel like Blue Buns Treat. You shocked me. 435 00:28:43,871 --> 00:28:47,211 I feel like Blue Buns Treat is just a weaker Kiwi McSqueezy. 436 00:28:47,471 --> 00:28:49,111 You just shocked me right now. 437 00:28:49,571 --> 00:28:52,691 I don't know. I didn't think you liked Watermelon Girlfriend that much. 438 00:28:52,871 --> 00:28:58,651 I think it had a more, it hit me more sour. It gave me a more sour bite on my 439 00:28:58,651 --> 00:29:01,971 tongue, and when I open a can that says sour, that's what I want. 440 00:29:02,211 --> 00:29:07,451 I get you. Man, you just surprised me, though. That was a big surprise. 441 00:29:08,071 --> 00:29:12,111 That was a surprise. Those are my rankings. So for Tyler here, 442 00:29:12,391 --> 00:29:19,251 gold, Watermelon Girlfriend, silver, Kiwi McSqueezy, and bronze, Blue Bunge Tree. Damn. 443 00:29:20,111 --> 00:29:26,171 The Kiwi McSqueezy is good, though. It is. I think if we weren't judging this 444 00:29:26,171 --> 00:29:30,751 on them being sour beers, which is what it was. We had a sour off, an Olympic sour beer. 445 00:29:30,931 --> 00:29:33,131 See which one of these sours is the better sour. 446 00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:37,171 Watermelon Girlfriend, the better sour. I think Kiwi and Squeezy is, 447 00:29:37,351 --> 00:29:40,351 I think the drinkability is a little better. I think it's the best beer. 448 00:29:40,631 --> 00:29:43,771 I think really if we were just judging on, you know, it's like one of those 449 00:29:43,771 --> 00:29:47,271 moments where it's like if we weren't judging on sour, if that wasn't the competition, 450 00:29:47,511 --> 00:29:50,251 if we were just judging on drinkability and which one's the best beer, 451 00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:52,051 I would go with Kiwi and Squeezy. 452 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:57,591 I mean, this is like, I talk to some people that hate beer, and I'm like, 453 00:29:57,651 --> 00:29:59,531 guys, there are beers out there. 454 00:29:59,751 --> 00:30:02,691 I'm telling you, you will like it. There are beers out there. 455 00:30:02,811 --> 00:30:06,291 I hate the whole, oh, it tastes like piss. I don't like beer. 456 00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:11,751 I can give you a beer that tastes like a blueberry pastry, and you will love 457 00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,551 it. You will fucking love every sip of it. 458 00:30:13,691 --> 00:30:18,511 Yeah, I think this one is, I think these two, and especially this one, 459 00:30:18,571 --> 00:30:24,431 is one of those where it's like, Like, it's the change in your brain. 460 00:30:24,611 --> 00:30:27,771 And remember, people, one of the best ways to enjoy Opinions and Beer is to 461 00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:29,331 buy some beers and drink along. 462 00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:33,771 Buy the same beers we've got and enjoy

them with us. Give us your own feedback 463 00:30:33,771 --> 00:30:37,151 in the comments section. That's how this works. That's how it works. 464 00:30:37,511 --> 00:30:39,431 Man, I'm surprised by the Olympics, you know. 465 00:30:39,931 --> 00:30:43,591 A lot of that top stuff, but it just proves how, like, how dedicated sports 466 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:46,511 people are. Sports fans. You know what I mean? 467 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:50,091 Because, like, here in America, we have a bad rap for sports fans. 468 00:30:50,091 --> 00:30:53,591 We think of football fans. We think of baseball fans. 469 00:30:53,931 --> 00:30:56,471 But what about the guy that likes team fencing? 470 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,807 Know what about the guy that likes like men's fucking rubber ball 471 00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:03,727 shooting you know what i mean because all these sports if 472 00:31:03,727 --> 00:31:06,847 you when you watch them you're like oh i want to watch that half 473 00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:09,707 the time whenever you watch like baseball you're like okay 474 00:31:09,707 --> 00:31:12,427 dad you can change the channel now it's whatever we know these two 475 00:31:12,427 --> 00:31:15,047 people are playing baseball and one of the teams is going 476 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:17,747 to win but then whenever you see like two dudes with 477 00:31:17,747 --> 00:31:20,567 like fencing sabers and there's like like four 478 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:23,367 dudes with fencing sabers and it's like team fighting and you're like hold 479 00:31:23,367 --> 00:31:27,727 up don't change the channel i gotta know which one of these guys wins do you 480 00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:32,027 think america does so well because we're a melting pot of people i think look 481 00:31:32,027 --> 00:31:35,707 i i got drunk the other night with my dad whenever he was ranting about how 482 00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:41,707 well we were doing in the olympics and i was like look we fucking better like our education. 483 00:31:42,487 --> 00:31:46,847 System in this country is like 86th in the world or some shit like we have a 484 00:31:46,847 --> 00:31:52,667 terrible terrible education system but even in our school we what do we have 485 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:56,347 we have a million dollar for the basketball team. 486 00:31:56,407 --> 00:31:59,347 The football team has their own million dollar fucking equipment. 487 00:31:59,687 --> 00:32:04,207 So we better fucking be good at sports if we're not good at anything else in 488 00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:06,507 this country. We better be good at sports. 489 00:32:06,787 --> 00:32:12,887 That's always been my opinion on it. Did you hear, though, that our Olympic 490 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,167 athletes are the least paid of all Olympics, though? 491 00:32:15,287 --> 00:32:18,107 Well, yeah, I know. That's the most beautiful thing about our Olympic athletes. 492 00:32:18,107 --> 00:32:20,107 They gotta get those Wheaties boxes. 493 00:32:20,387 --> 00:32:23,527 You gotta get on the Wheaties box or you ain't getting paid like 494 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:26,327 the other countries they like come on we gotta pay 495 00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:29,447 you to beat the americans we gotta pay we will put 496 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:35,227 you through college and pay for your training if you can get us prestige for 497 00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:39,867 our country and then america's like oh what you won one gold medal in swimming 498 00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:46,747 michael phelps won 12 of those call us back but but i mean we're we're not doing 499 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:48,847 good in the The fucking triathlon? 500 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:52,947 No, we're not doing good in synchronized swimming. We're not doing good in synchronized 501 00:32:52,947 --> 00:32:55,167 swimming or pentathlons, apparently. 502 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:58,367 So that's my challenge to you, America. 503 00:32:59,047 --> 00:33:04,827 We need some synchronized swimming. We need some gold medal pentathlon athletes. 504 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:10,007 I don't care that you can play soccer. I don't care that you can do volleyball. 505 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:14,287 I mean, what's the point of having... We don't even have a pool. We have a swim team. 506 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:18,167 We don't have a pool. I need to get some synchronized swimming up in that bitch. 507 00:33:18,307 --> 00:33:25,027 Why don't America focus more on team fencing saber dueling than it does on sprinting? Yeah, what's up? 508 00:33:25,927 --> 00:33:29,827 I think the sprinter's got enough money. We can give the fencers some of that 509 00:33:29,827 --> 00:33:33,407 money. But that's just our opinion. 510 00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:36,787 That's fine because all we have here are opinions and opinions. 511 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:57,838 Music.