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report Steve like I needed to. I need to 76 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:12.120 cram out some paper. So uh, we sprint through the 77 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:17.199 school and I get there and uh, he has like 78 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:19.920 five or six teachers in there, and I basically get 79 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:21.199 him up out of the out of the chair, and 80 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:22.879 I was like, look, all these teachers are paid to 81 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:25.439 be nice to you. I'm gonna mess you up if 82 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:28.759 you kind of heard everybody in here, and uh, this 83 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:31.399 is this is down playing. What I actually said to 84 00:04:31.480 --> 00:04:35.160 him basically made him cry, but actually it was actually 85 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:38.279 a very good conversation. But where it turned into I 86 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:41.839 was no longer allowed at the school was after his 87 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:45.519 mother came to pick him up, called the Sheriff's office 88 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:48.160 and started to complain on me for for talking bed 89 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:48.959 to her. 90 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:52.000 Son, and uh, hell, dare you yes? 91 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:57.439 Yes, And yeah it was I was coming into I 92 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:01.439 was coming into the dispatch and you know, my dispatchers 93 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:05.120 are behind the computers typing away, and they're like, yeah, hey, savage. 94 00:05:05.759 --> 00:05:08.560 Mom called and she said that, uh, it's okay, her 95 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:11.319 son's autistic. And I was like, oh, okay, he didn't 96 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:15.120 look autistic, and you just all the typing just stops 97 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:18.519 and then you just see like the head pop up 98 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:21.959 of the lead of the lead uh dispatches. She's like, 99 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:26.079 what do you mean he didn't look autistic? And I 100 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:30.000 was like, you know the odds and and they're like, 101 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:34.199 that's down syndrome. And I'm like, uh oh, I'm so, 102 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:39.319 I like legitly didn't know. I like, uh it was. 103 00:05:39.480 --> 00:05:41.879 It was not a good Everybody busted out laughing. I 104 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:44.879 was like, I'm sorry, it was an honest mistake. 105 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:46.360 I can't dig out of that one. 106 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:50.600 Yeah, I'm a law enforcement professional. I'm not a medical 107 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:52.920 professional here too diagnose. 108 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:57.079 And subsequently from that, I they were basically like, hey, 109 00:05:57.199 --> 00:05:59.920 uh no, patrol deputies go to her places. 110 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:03.639 We got to learn how to talk to kids. I'm sorry. 111 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:05.279 Oh I'm telling now. I could not make it as 112 00:06:05.319 --> 00:06:06.959 an s R. O. And

when one kid won't want 113 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:09.079 to talk back to me, I will treat him like 114 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:11.319 my marine father taught me yep, to not to talk 115 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:12.800 back to kids or not to talk to me. 116 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:16.079 So I don't envy that job a bit. I don't 117 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:18.680 see an issue whatsoever. And when he said down syndrome, 118 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:20.000 and I thought they were talking about. 119 00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:22.160 You, Yeah, I know, I know I do have it. 120 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:28.480 I do have it partially in the right eye, you know. Yeah, 121 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:30.279 you never you never know what we're gonna hear on 122 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:31.600 on here though. 123 00:06:32.759 --> 00:06:38.480 But I do understand Chris that Savage likes to work out. 124 00:06:38.759 --> 00:06:40.000 Savage does like to work out. 125 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:43.439 He likes to be hardcore with it during SWAT trainings 126 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:45.319 when we get ready to do any type of training, 127 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:49.879 but mostly PT, when we're gearing up or gearing down 128 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:52.120 whatever PT we're about to do with training, you look 129 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:53.839 over and he's always putting his gas mask on. 130 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:55.480 It's like, all right, let's go, let's go. 131 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:57.000 And you know, if we're going to work out, we 132 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:58.720 should do it in gas masks because that's how men 133 00:06:58.800 --> 00:07:01.040 do it, and so on, and always wants to do 134 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:02.360 gas mask mask. 135 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:06.759 It's true. Wait, what's the what's the affection towards gas mask? 136 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:09.879 So having been on the SWAT team a while. 137 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:15.399 Now, ninety percent of our calls are all using gas okay, 138 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:17.199 And I'm like, okay, well, we got to train the 139 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:18.040 way we fought boys. 140 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:20.959 Everybody a kid up. It's true. We're about to put 141 00:07:20.959 --> 00:07:21.279 in some. 142 00:07:21.199 --> 00:07:24.079 Work, pull a pin and throw a little I haven't 143 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:26.319 gotten that far yet, but I've wanted to. They just 144 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:28.759 don't let me get the gas because I honestly, if 145 00:07:28.759 --> 00:07:30.839 they did, I'm like game changer boys. 146 00:07:31.040 --> 00:07:32.279 Yeah, we're gonna. 147 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:34.079 Start with the flash bang and then we're gonna end 148 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:36.639 up with a little CS and yeah, go ahead and 149 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:37.839 give me two hundred push ups. 150 00:07:38.040 --> 00:07:40.199 Everybody's gonna be feeling it's a Saturday night of my house. 151 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:43.079 The lock on the

gas box is not because of 152 00:07:43.360 --> 00:07:48.120 any type of federal regulations as far Savage. 153 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:49.319 Keep him out of the box. Yeah yeah, well yeah, 154 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.160 because I want you to deploy that stuff. Then you're 155 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:54.000 like thirty seconds into your workout, okay, everybody remove your mask. 156 00:07:54.079 --> 00:07:59.560 Oh yeah, always those to toes. So I'm his workouts 157 00:07:59.600 --> 00:08:02.399 are pretty okay. He loves to make sure we can't breathe. 158 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:04.600 So that's a great time. 159 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:10.160 Now, Chris, you watch so you know, stick on you 160 00:08:10.240 --> 00:08:16.199 here and training. You mentioned you mentioned a story about taser. 161 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:20.240 Training, so well, prior to this, I've already went through 162 00:08:20.279 --> 00:08:21.759 taser training, so I didn't think I had to do 163 00:08:21.759 --> 00:08:22.120 it again. 164 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:24.560 But when my annually buddy, my old. 165 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:27.079 Agency, we finally got tasers and like, hey, we're all 166 00:08:27.079 --> 00:08:29.160 going through it. I'm like, I'm certified. I don't need 167 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:30.680 to do this, and he's like, nope, we're doing it. 168 00:08:30.759 --> 00:08:36.080 So since I was certified, they were showing different targets 169 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:38.240 on the body and they're trying to get lower and 170 00:08:38.759 --> 00:08:39.720 upper on my body. 171 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:42.200 Well wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, yeah, I mean 172 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:43.679 it used to be you had to get in order 173 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:45.679 to get certified, you had to get hit with the taser, 174 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.159 and then they changed that you don't. I didn't have 175 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:49.759 to get hit with It's up to the agency whether 176 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:53.159 or not they do it. But you're talking re taser recertification. 177 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:54.559 You got to get hit again. 178 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:58.960 Right, and this is twenty twelve. Did everybody else get 179 00:08:59.000 --> 00:08:59.919 hit again or did you just fall? 180 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:01.360 Well, there was only two of us there that had 181 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:04.960 been certified prior, so they wanted everybody to go through it. 182 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.440 Oh of course, you know, and then I've already done it. 183 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:10.720 But so my first one, they actually stuck clips clamps 184 00:09:10.759 --> 00:09:14.200 to me and crips. This one actually shot me, but 185 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:16.960 again they wanted to show different positioning and they shot 186 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:20.120 me like I said, lowering upper and when they fired, 187 00:09:20.240 --> 00:09:22.320 I hit the ground. And then they told me

where 188 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:24.759 it was and they weren't going to remove it, and 189 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:26.320 I had to do it myself because. 190 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:31.480 It went in between the cheeks on my bottom. Yeah, 191 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:33.799 we call that the plumber shot. Yeah. Uh. 192 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:38.080 So they cut the wire and the only bathroom was 193 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:40.960 a public bathroom in this community center. So I went 194 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:44.080 in there, I got my trousers, was in the mirror. 195 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:45.879 I had a bandage up and it I don't know 196 00:09:45.879 --> 00:09:47.440 if you know, but your bottom bleeds a lot. 197 00:09:48.080 --> 00:09:51.000 So I'm bleeding everywhere and this I wasn't aware of that. Noah, 198 00:09:51.120 --> 00:09:53.200 it does, well, it does. 199 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:56.440 I pulled out and I'm getting ready to bange myself 200 00:09:56.519 --> 00:09:59.759 up and some guys walk in and I'm just but 201 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:00.919 out blood everywhere. 202 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:03.120 They look at me like, what the hell just happened? 203 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:08.399 So did you lose something? It was bloody. 204 00:10:09.159 --> 00:10:12.240 So that was my funny taser training situation I went through. 205 00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:17.279 And I will never get tasted again on purpose. Now, 206 00:10:17.440 --> 00:10:21.360 you you need like a lifetime exemption certificate. 207 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:24.840 Or I would rather get pepper spray all day, you know, 208 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:26.759 any day, if I had to choose to to Yes, 209 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:29.600 even gas, I did not do well with gas either. 210 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.679 But I I don't know though, Rather rather get tasted 211 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:36.679 in the pepper sprayed, I agree with you, but rather 212 00:10:36.799 --> 00:10:39.399 get taste in the butt. 213 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:42.480 Crack pursues pepper sprayed. I don't know. 214 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:44.559 Like I said, you get hitting the crack dis route 215 00:10:44.559 --> 00:10:48.440 that injured career has been a plumber never again, you know. 216 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:52.679 But yes, therapy was probably needed, but you know it 217 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:54.759 was over and done with once I got embarrassed and 218 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:55.159 so on. 219 00:10:55.440 --> 00:11:00.159 Ohc still sticks with you for ever. Yeah, that that's 220 00:10:59.879 --> 00:11:01.440 the gift that keeps on giving. 221 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:03.120 You think you got it all washed off, and then 222 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:06.360 next day or whatever, it relights itself. 223 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:09.440 I'm just glad they warned us to not just give 224 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:11.440 the water in our face in the shower, you know it. 225 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:13.360 Make sure you lean over. Absolutely. 226 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:15.120 We did have a guy in the academy that was 227 00:11:15.639 --> 00:11:18.639 in a showers that just had on his face and 228 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:23.600 he starts screaming because it went down and. 229 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:33.960 Red hot twigs and berries. Yeah, everything flows downhill anyways, now, savage, 230 00:11:34.320 --> 00:11:36.679 I want to call you savage. Savage is coul that's cool? 231 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:37.200 Uh? 232 00:11:37.320 --> 00:11:40.279 Now savage you you said that you have an affection 233 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:41.600 towards fences. 234 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:44.559 Oh, they are the bane of my existence. 235 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:48.039 Really, I can't tell you the foot mint of foot 236 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:52.399 chases I've been in where the fence has got its 237 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:58.039 lick on me. Uh scars even I'm I am not 238 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:04.399 a precision instrument. I make blunt object. Yes, So if 239 00:12:04.440 --> 00:12:06.759 I see a fence, I want to run through the 240 00:12:06.759 --> 00:12:10.279 fence because I know the fence will win if I 241 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:12.720 try to try to go over it. And one of 242 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:15.320 the one of the last times, it was about a 243 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:19.080 forty forty yard section of fence and this dude runs 244 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:21.360 from us out of the house and we take off 245 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:24.840 after him. One of my one of my deputies, skinny 246 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.159 petite dude, clears the fence and I'm like. 247 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:28.799 Oh yeah, it made it look easy. Oh yeah. 248 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:31.240 I was like, oh man, it and it's it's it's 249 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:33.360 sagging down like the bob wire has sagging. 250 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:35.519 So I was like, okay, dude, this is the day 251 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:36.399 I'm going to do it. 252 00:12:37.039 --> 00:12:41.879 And I go, my foot catches the fence, I twirl, 253 00:12:42.279 --> 00:12:44.720 I hit the ground and all forty yards of the 254 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:48.320 fence just collapse down. Yes, And the farmer just looks 255 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:51.000 at me and I look at him. I'm like, I'm 256 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:55.480 sorry about your fence, man. Yeah, metal fence it was. 257 00:12:55.559 --> 00:12:59.240 It was a mixture of wooden metal and pipe, all 258 00:12:59.720 --> 00:13:02.679 ball wired bob wired together. It was the most rinky 259 00:13:02.720 --> 00:13:05.600 dinky fence. But I still feel bad about it because 260 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:09.639 this this old time farmer, he's probably seventy years old. Yeah, 261 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:11.120 and he's just sitting there looking at me, and I 262 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:14.200 was like, in one fell motion, I'm so sorry. 263 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:14.399 Man. 264 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:16.600 This poor

guy's like, you know what, the horses can't 265 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:19.799 even knock this thing down. This guy hits it just right, juggernaut. 266 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:22.240 Now how bad you feel? Did you go back and fix. 267 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:24.440 It for him? Oh? Oh no, no no, I mean 268 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:27.440 it's not that bad. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. 269 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:31.039 But in the County not you are talking about some 270 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:34.799 other episodes about you know, concrete cowboys. In the county, 271 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:38.039 it's mostly barbed wire. So if you don't it's not 272 00:13:38.039 --> 00:13:39.480 like a wooden fence where if you hit it you 273 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:41.279 don't make it, you get a second try, and so on. 274 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:43.919 If you tried jumping that fence, if you don't make it. 275 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:50.159 You're getting cut up English me. Oh, I had. 276 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:52.639 I had to go home one day on patrol because 277 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:56.600 it ripped my pants straight down the middle. And I 278 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:59.159 didn't know. I had no idea. And I got back 279 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:01.679 to my car and I sat down and I just 280 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:07.360 looked down. Yeah, and my patrol sergeant, I just got 281 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:10.360 off FtM my patrol s was like, go home, get 282 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:11.000 some new fants. 283 00:14:12.320 --> 00:14:19.080 Okay, only have one left. That sucks. Yeah. Fences were 284 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:22.039 never my friend, Curtis you ever clear fence? Oh? 285 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:22.200 No? 286 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:25.440 Well, remember Brad, he was on the show while back 287 00:14:25.480 --> 00:14:28.000 for Me and Polly and him. Me and him, we 288 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.399 were invised together and we were collections one day. All 289 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:32.279 we did was sitting there collections. They bring the people 290 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:34.039 to us, right, And all of a sudden I hear 291 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:36.120 him screaming the radio that one of them took off running. 292 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:38.559 So me and him hop in the van and we 293 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:40.600 drive around the river real quick, and I jump out 294 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:42.320 and I'm looking at this dude and I see him 295 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:44.000 pop his head up, So I mean to come up 296 00:14:44.039 --> 00:14:46.039 with my gun. I'm ear screwing him with his gun. 297 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.679 And Brad's on the other side of the fence. And 298 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:51.159 you think it's poetic. He had been bragging about these 299 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:54.279 brand new wranglers stretches. Man, they fit great. And he 300 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:55.960 comes up and he's like, help me cut this dude. 301 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:57.919 I look down and he has ripped one leg from 302 00:14:58.159 --> 00:14:59.879 from ankle all the way to the crotch and he 303 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:00.440 looking at me. 304 00:15:00.480 --> 00:15:02.759 I was like, what happened? He goes you started screaming. 305 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:04.360 I didn't know what to do, so I just ran 306 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:06.960 to the fence and I was like, I owt am 307 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:07.519 a pair of pants. 308 00:15:07.519 --> 00:15:09.360 After that. Oh yeah, that's that's a good partner out 309 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:13.879 there for you man. Yeah, he's well, absolutely sacrifice some 310 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:17.799 good pants there you go. Yeah, fence fences are just 311 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:22.519 they've they've never been my friend. No, they make good neighbors, 312 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:27.200 not partners. Fair point. 313 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:32.480 Now, last time we had we had you on Chris. 314 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:35.799 Shortly thereafter the Wise County. 315 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:37.720 The guys at the Sheriff's office, you guys actually have 316 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.320 a a. 317 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:41.159 Nonprofit called Gift to the Badge. 318 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:46.000 We do, and that's you guys fundraise and then once 319 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:49.440 you've got the funds, you guys help out underprivileged families 320 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:54.000 in the county, in particular around Christmas time. As I understand, yes, sir, 321 00:15:54.399 --> 00:15:56.720 uh but after you were on last time, you guys 322 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:59.600 had a fundraiser and it's in why Is County and 323 00:15:59.600 --> 00:16:02.879 the de Caater. There's this an event very popular around 324 00:16:02.919 --> 00:16:08.240 here called the Old Settlers Reunion. And one of your fundraisers, 325 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:10.240 you guys go out there and you do traffic traffic 326 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:13.879 jobs and stuff like that. And my wife Karen's actually 327 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:16.720 involved with that as well. And I found myself shortly 328 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:21.240 after you were on the show out there volunteering helping 329 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.480 park cars and it's like, here's your traffic vest and 330 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:27.039 here's your flashlight. And I said, you know, I'm retired, 331 00:16:27.120 --> 00:16:31.320 this is what the hell's going on here? And yeah, 332 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:37.759 really really felt like I was being Yes, maybe took 333 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:38.440 you for a settler. 334 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:41.559 Yeah, maybe so maybe so It's like, I guys, old enough, 335 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:43.879 we're doing it's yeah, give it a vest. 336 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.679 Give to the Badge as a great UH foundation and 337 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:50.759 you know and helps out lots of family and kids, 338 00:16:50.759 --> 00:16:52.840 and

we, you know, officely, we give them presents, We 339 00:16:52.919 --> 00:16:58.080 buy them clothes and food and yeah, we you know, 340 00:16:58.159 --> 00:17:00.679 every year or the weekend before we go deliver all 341 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:02.600 the gifts to them. And it didn't have to be 342 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:04.119 you don't have to give it to him. They can 343 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:06.240 always come up to us. But the event you're talking 344 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:08.720 about and collecting the you know, parking and so on, 345 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:13.359 it's it's a it's a funny event. It's hard, it's 346 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:16.519 hot and dusty. Hin the reason why I always try 347 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.000 to get on the full wheeler. If you saw me that, 348 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:20.319 you saw me on it. 349 00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:21.920 That's all. I'm on the four whelder all the time. 350 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:24.480 I had my time in that's right, Chris. 351 00:17:24.559 --> 00:17:25.880 As a matter of fact, when I was wearing my 352 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:28.359 traffic vest and using my flashlight directing people where to park, 353 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:29.759 I did see you pass by a couple of times 354 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:30.519 on a four wheeler. 355 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:36.000 So yeah, so much for brotherhood, Curtish, Well, you know 356 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:39.759 how it goes. It's yeah, that's what. 357 00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:40.000 I was doing. 358 00:17:40.039 --> 00:17:42.279 The HILM I was driving by. Did you see me 359 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:44.519 driving a forwarder though I can't drive up my thumb. 360 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:46.400 Yeah, I was talking about that. 361 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:49.960 Yeah, it's yeah. The index finger is what I'm using. 362 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:52.359 But I can do some crazy stuff in that full wheler. 363 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:54.640 I don't worry. He can only go a quarter of 364 00:17:54.680 --> 00:17:55.039 the speed. 365 00:17:57.640 --> 00:17:59.599 I can't even read to them with dumb It's like 366 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:02.359 have my wrist underneath the throttle to touch it. 367 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:05.960 Oh, all right. 368 00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:10.079 Savage, you brought lots of stories today, and let's go 369 00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:12.200 back to the You know, Chris shared that you like 370 00:18:12.319 --> 00:18:15.400 to work out in gas masks. 371 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:17.799 You've got to you brought a story about a gas 372 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:21.200 mask guy. Gas mask guy. 373 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:26.279 Oh yes, so so this actually you brought it. Yeah, 374 00:18:26.319 --> 00:18:30.720 this actually leads into that the hallway falling uh, falling 375 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:35.960 down went to a call. This lady was barricaded herself 376 00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:38.079 inside the house. We didn't know she had barricaded her 377 00:18:38.119

--> 00:18:41.400 side herself inside the house, and she had she had 378 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:46.920 screwed in barn barn locks, so like two by fours 379 00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:52.799 across her her her door, and we're trying to get in, thinking, 380 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:55.960 you know that she's she needs us. So we're banging 381 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:59.000 down the door and one of my partners, uh, Corporal 382 00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:01.680 Worsen uh uh, it's sitting there. I was like, all right, hey, uh, 383 00:19:01.799 --> 00:19:04.319 I found a hammer. Let's uh, let's knock this. Let's 384 00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:07.319 knock the lock off, Like okay, uh so I'm I'm 385 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:09.079 sitting there, you know, I'm ready to go in. I'm 386 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:14.039 right behind him and goes to knock the knock the 387 00:19:14.160 --> 00:19:17.720 door handle off, hammer releases from his hand, goes right 388 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:20.680 between my legs. And this is caught on like four 389 00:19:20.720 --> 00:19:22.920 different angles of our body cams. 390 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:26.759 Wow, and like I'm like, I now I'm scared. 391 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:30.319 I'm not. I'm not going behind you now the smell, 392 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:33.039 You're dangerous man. Yes, he was on the ball. Yeah 393 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:35.480 with that, with that hammer. Oh yeah, with that hammer 394 00:19:35.519 --> 00:19:39.920 he was deadly so. But what he has not said 395 00:19:40.000 --> 00:19:43.400 in the body cam is that it was a repulsive smell. 396 00:19:43.440 --> 00:19:45.559 And I was like, you know what, it'screw it. I'm 397 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:46.640 going to get my gas mask. 398 00:19:47.119 --> 00:19:47.559 Uh. 399 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:49.680 Like I said, anytime I have the opportunity to use it, 400 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:52.039 I grab it. So I grab it, I stick it on. 401 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:54.680 I'm the only one out of all the patrol deputies 402 00:19:54.680 --> 00:19:58.160 that has their gas mask on. And uh, Corporal worsing. 403 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:01.000 Uh again he's like okay, hey, I'm gonna get through 404 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:01.319 this door. 405 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:03.720 Like okay. So he has that ball peen hammer again, 406 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:05.559 he has that, he has a screwdriver. 407 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.480 You're not standing behind him this time, though, No, No, 408 00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:10.279 I'm I'm a little offset from him. 409 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:12.839 Uh. And uh, I go up. 410 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:15.799 I find a pick axe, broken down pick axe on 411 00:20:15.920 --> 00:20:17.039 the don't give that to him? 412 00:20:17.079 --> 00:20:18.519 Well, no, no, this is it. I found it. 413 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:22.680 I was like a barn. Hell, we all at yeah, 414 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:24.400 this is a horror movie. This is just out in 415 00:20:24.480 --> 00:20:28.200 the county, man, this is And then they got the chainsaw. Hey, 416 00:20:28.200 --> 00:20:30.319 believe it or not, we were looking for a chainsaw. 417 00:20:31.680 --> 00:20:33.839 So I get up, I find the pick axe, and 418 00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:36.960 I'm I'm standing like offset from him on the on 419 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:40.200 the walkway of this house, and he's like, okay, I'm 420 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:41.920 from the love of God. I don't know why he 421 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:46.319 had a screwdriver, but he hits the screwdriver on the 422 00:20:46.359 --> 00:20:50.480 door and the entire walkway just collapses and caves in, 423 00:20:50.839 --> 00:20:54.599 and I'm like, uh, you know the butthole puckering moment, 424 00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:58.519 like when you know you're on a dilapidated structure and 425 00:20:58.559 --> 00:21:01.960 you're just like, oh god, we're going yeah the other 426 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:03.799 baby hold together, yes. 427 00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:05.400 And I was like, get off, it's my turn. 428 00:21:06.119 --> 00:21:09.039 And so I just start smacking this door with this 429 00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:10.960 pickaxe like like. 430 00:21:10.920 --> 00:21:14.160 A murder film. I'm just coming through the door. Here's Johnny. Yeah, 431 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.640 here's Johnny. Right. Finally ripped the door off and we 432 00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:18.240 get in there. 433 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:23.039 But the whole it became me being the gas mask 434 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:26.519 guy is because like no one else had a gas mask, 435 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:27.880 and I was like, huh, I'm gonna put one on. 436 00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:28.200 I can't. 437 00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:32.880 I can't stand the smell. So uh it was another 438 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:33.759 day in West County. 439 00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:36.599 So the smell you're talking about, I have a different 440 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:38.680 gas or a different mask for that, So that's what 441 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:39.319 I would put on. 442 00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:41.599 Oh yeah, oh, I don't have one of them. I know, 443 00:21:41.680 --> 00:21:45.839 I know. I'm fancy. It's like the COVID ninety and 444 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:48.720 I know the whole factor. Yeah, thing very well. 445 00:21:48.799 --> 00:21:52.440 Well do you also know the the taser but factor also, 446 00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:53.400 That's what I was getting at. 447 00:21:56.279 --> 00:21:59.079 This is offbeat the like side of law enforcement. 448 00:21:59.240 --> 00:22:03.920 Checked us out on line at offbeatcopshow dot com. 449 00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:07.960 Let's talk to Daniel Cook now from Cook DFW Roofing 450 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:11.880 and Restoration. Eight three three Cook DFW is the phone number. 451 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:16.160 The website is COOKDFW dot com. How are you today, Daniel? 452 00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:20.440 Doing fantastic, sir? Thank you well, Daniel. We've got winter

453 00:22:20.559 --> 00:22:23.119 coming up here. Winter's a lot different from summer when 454 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:26.039 it comes to how it affects your your home and 455 00:22:26.160 --> 00:22:28.839 there's there's a lot of things you know, you need 456 00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:31.319 to make sure our operating on your home that are 457 00:22:31.319 --> 00:22:33.599 in good shape. But what kind of what kind of 458 00:22:33.640 --> 00:22:37.079 advice can you give give folks right now in regards 459 00:22:37.079 --> 00:22:39.000 to making sure their home is ready for the winner. 460 00:22:39.799 --> 00:22:42.920 Yeah, Steve some great topics right there. So you know, 461 00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:45.519 we always come out of summertime it's it's it's been 462 00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:47.880 stressful in your home. It's been stressful in your yard. 463 00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:52.000 The heats really takes a beating. Now this year, we've 464 00:22:52.039 --> 00:22:54.440 been very fortunate. This has been a very mild summertime 465 00:22:54.480 --> 00:22:58.039 that we've had, and plus we've had more precipitation than normal. 466 00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:01.799 But even with those items like that, you know your 467 00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:04.240 roof is still taking a beating. We've had some early 468 00:23:04.279 --> 00:23:07.720 spring storms like we always did. We actually had storms 469 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:11.119 all the way until June this year, and then you know, 470 00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:12.920 we've had a couple of months of hot weather, so 471 00:23:13.440 --> 00:23:16.400 you don't know what your roof actually probably has wrong 472 00:23:16.440 --> 00:23:18.480 with it unless you get it looked at. And now 473 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.519 we're fixing to go into fall and winter, and you 474 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:23.200 know we're gonna have heavier rains, we get some heavy 475 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:27.079 thunderstorms in the fall time, So right now is a 476 00:23:27.119 --> 00:23:30.680 perfect opportunity to have us come out do an inspection, 477 00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:33.759 make sure there's no major issues before you find out 478 00:23:33.759 --> 00:23:36.039 the hard way when you have a storm coming through 479 00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:37.400 and then all of a sudden you start having water 480 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:40.119 coming in outside your house. So no worse feeling in 481 00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:42.680 the world when it starts raining inside your house when 482 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:46.039 it's not supposed to. So let us come out, Let 483 00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:48.200 us do the research for you. We take some pictures, 484 00:23:48.240 --> 00:23:49.119 go over the evidence. 485 00:23:50.000 --> 00:23:51.039 You know, believe it or not. 486 00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:53.640 I would say, honestly, eighty percent of the time people 487 00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:56.319 do not need new roofs, but they're scared to call 488 00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:58.720 us because they don't want to have to get that information. 489 00:23:58.920 --> 00:24:01.000 So just it was a shout. We'd love to come 490 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:03.279 out and give you an honest opinion about your property. 491 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:06.680 Well, and instead of being scared to call to find 492 00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:08.319 out there might be a problem, think of it as 493 00:24:08.440 --> 00:24:11.000 peace of mind of finding out that you don't have 494 00:24:11.079 --> 00:24:13.839 a problem. But I did like the fact that you said, 495 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.440 when you find out it's raining inside your house. 496 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:18.480 That's that's not a good thing. 497 00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:22.680 But guys, give give Daniel a call at cook DFW 498 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:24.240 Roofing and Restoration. 499 00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:26.119 Let him come out. 500 00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:28.160 Let let his team take a look at the house, 501 00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:31.000 look at your property, make sure everything's in good shape, 502 00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:33.319 getting ready for the for the wintertime. 503 00:24:34.160 --> 00:24:36.279 And their their number. You can reach them at eight 504 00:24:36.359 --> 00:24:38.200 three three cook DFW. 505 00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:40.960 You can also find them on the web their website 506 00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:44.640 at cookdfw dot com. 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To donate, please visit Offbeatcopshow dot com or 515 00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:16.559 Treehouse on Air dot com and click on the link. 516 00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:30.480 Welcome back, Welcome back to Offbeat, the light side of 517 00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:31.640 Law Enforcement. 518 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:35.000 Steve here call us for today, Detective Curtis Adley. 519 00:25:35.079 --> 00:25:37.920 Great to be here, boys, and we're joined with two 520 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:41.359 guests in the studio. We've got Deputy Chris Ratliffe, how's 521 00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:44.559 it going? And Deputy Chris Savage. Good to be back. 522 00:25:45.160 --> 00:25:49.920 I'm sorry it's Carter Savage, right, Okay, you know how 523 00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:51.720 I am with Dames Curtis. 524 00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:52.240 It's good. 525 00:25:52.640 -->

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Guys. 535 00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:31.960 Uh now, savage, you you had mentioned something about a 536 00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:33.240 swat operation. 537 00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:36.519 And being stuck in the car. 538 00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:40.920 Yes, sir, yeah, uh so, DPS had come with us 539 00:26:40.960 --> 00:26:44.119 with a really high profile warrant and we went into 540 00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:46.839 this compound about forty cars deep. 541 00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:50.000 It was awesome, uh, wild to see. You know. 542 00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:56.079 I am in the process of replacing our breacher, so 543 00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:57.880 I have the breaching tools on my back. 544 00:26:57.759 --> 00:26:58.880 And wait, wait, I got a question. 545 00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:01.000 Yes, sir, are you replaced your breaching tools with a 546 00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:01.559 pick axe? 547 00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:03.599 You know, believe or not. I have it in my 548 00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:07.319 patrol car. Okay, next to the gas preacher. Yeah. I'm 549 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:08.359 not the preacher anymore. 550 00:27:08.599 --> 00:27:11.480 Uh, but I was learning from the breacher who's a 551 00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:16.400 just a stacked dude, and I saw I have his toolkit. 552 00:27:16.759 --> 00:27:17.079 Uh. 553 00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:19.519 On the back on my back, and I'm jammed inside 554 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:23.559 of a tahoe. And generally you'd think that tahoe wide 555 00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:26.480 space you can get out now. Not not the case. 556 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:30.000 We're in full kit uh no gas mask this time, 557 00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:36.079 mind you. But I have the halligan and the bolt 558 00:27:36.119 --> 00:27:40.079 cutters like almost above my head because of I'm sitting 559 00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:43.079 in the seat. Well, we get up there, we're thirty 560 00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:47.440 seconds from objective, and I'm starting to, you know, get 561 00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:49.839 ready to get my head right. And we pull up 562 00:27:50.039 --> 00:27:53.039 not twenty feet from the door, and all the doors 563 00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:55.839 fly open. Everybody starts running out of the cars, going 564 00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:58.279 to their positions, and I open my door and I 565 00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:00.839 just go to get out, and I'm stuck, and like 566 00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:04.480 I want you to just picture this, like I'm half 567 00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:08.039 my whole body is hanging out of the side of 568 00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:11.680 the door and I'm like flailing my arms with a 569 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:15.119 rifle on my chest trying to get out. That's like 570 00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:18.960 right at six flags, yo, man, Like I was fighting 571 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:23.440 for my life and I don't think anybody understands. And 572 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.920 I was like one of one of the breachers. I 573 00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:29.000 yelled his name three or four times, and you just 574 00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:31.720 see his big old moose head turn around and he's like, oh, 575 00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:33.359 he comes running back to me. 576 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:35.000 I was like, I'm stuck. 577 00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:38.799 I'm stuck, and he just like he has huge arms, 578 00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:41.440 so he just comes up and just rips me out, 579 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:45.799 like knocks off the paneling inside the tahoe and and 580 00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.400 I'm this is this is on objective to this is 581 00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:50.319 twenty feet away from the door that we're about to hit. 582 00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:53.599 Like somebody helped mom go out of the car place. 583 00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:57.000 Yeah, And I was given I was given one rule like, hey, 584 00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:59.799 when we get to that door, you better be there. 585 00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.640 And I'm sitting here like I'm not there. You're the 586 00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:06.160 one guy we needed here. I'm not the one job. 587 00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:09.279 One job failed. The guy with all the tools to 588 00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:10.200 reach the door. 589 00:29:10.759 --> 00:29:11.319 We are. 590 00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:13.720 We're just standing at attention like we'll we're missing here. 591 00:29:13.759 --> 00:29:15.960 Guys were the tools that guy he's still out there 592 00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:16.640 screaming help. 593 00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:17.759 I was. 594 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:20.640 I was literally screaming help. So if you listen to 595 00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:26.359 the terminology to military over here, just so you know, yeah. 596 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:31.079 Military, Yes, we're branch. I was in the Army. Stir outstanding. 597 00:29:31.079 --> 00:29:33.799 Thank you for your service, sir. I think if you'd 598 00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:35.119 had a fireman in the car, you've been okay. 599 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:38.440 Yeah, well, they would have had a bigger truck. I 600 00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.680 would have had a lot more space. You know, maybe 601 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:43.039 he would have lived and let me

dress up to 602 00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:47.000 Every cop wants to be a fireman, right, that's why 603 00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:47.880 you're just. 604 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:51.720 There that's got their job of being in a lounger 605 00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:54.839 all day, just waxing your mustache. 606 00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:58.279 Well, and savage, you did mention. 607 00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.799 You did mention to me, so something about you know, 608 00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:04.119 and this might I don't know, you wouldn't have to 609 00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:05.799 worry about this if you're a fireman. But you mentioned 610 00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:08.039 something about leaving your pistol in the jail. 611 00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:11.519 Oh yeah, yeah, I definitely did do that. 612 00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.240 And this is not this is not just specific to you. 613 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:19.720 We hear a lot of these. Well, let's hear yours. 614 00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:23.640 Well, you know this is coming from the military background, right, 615 00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:25.200 And I was in I was in the infantry. So 616 00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:28.160 if you if you left your weapon anywhere you were, 617 00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:31.960 your soul was crushed, your team leader. Yeah, and so 618 00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:35.480 this is the first time ever, really that I had 619 00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:40.720 left my weapon anywhere other than with me, and uh, I. 620 00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:42.839 Stuck it inside the box, locked it up. 621 00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:46.759 Well, as like our radios can't really pick up a 622 00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:49.119 strong signal inside the jail at that time. And so 623 00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:52.880 as I'm leaving the sally Port, I get a it's 624 00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:57.240 a call man with a gun threatening his neighbors, and 625 00:30:57.319 --> 00:31:00.680 so I'm like, oh hell yeah. So like I shoot 626 00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:04.000 out of there, jumping my car and we're hauling. I 627 00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:07.319 don't even know that I don't have my gun until 628 00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:09.960 I get there. And when we get there, we end 629 00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:13.039 up having to clear three houses because dispatch got the 630 00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:17.880 got the uh the address wrong? Uh your hand that 631 00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:21.400 point so so and here and this is the once again. 632 00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:23.400 Everybody just close your eyes and picture this. Right, I 633 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.880 get out of my car, right, I'm I'm first one unseen. 634 00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:27.480 I get out of my car. And then he didn't 635 00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:28.119 get stuck, did he? 636 00:31:28.279 --> 00:31:29.079 Yeah? 637 00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:32.160 Yeah, no, not not that time. So I reached down 638 00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.160 and go to draw my weapon and my hand goes 639 00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:35.160 inside my whole of. 640 00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:37.920 Your heart drops. Oh oh man, you got a little 641 00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:40.599 key on a ring. Yeah, you got a right whistle? 642 00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:44.519 Yeah yeah? And then help yeah. 643 00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:47.279 And then my uh, my patrols supervisor gets there second 644 00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:50.880 from me and automatically realizes that, hey, you left your 645 00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:54.720 pistol in jil and it just very subtly says that 646 00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:57.400 to me. Now and once again my heart is not 647 00:31:57.519 --> 00:31:59.839 even in my body anymore. Uh. And I was like, 648 00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:02.640 you know what, I got a little bit bit of 649 00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:05.440 motivation because in the infantry you're a rifleman. 650 00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:08.880 And I was like, I got my riffle boys. 651 00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:11.200 Well they are ironic part as you were heading to 652 00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:13.880 a person leaven you're a man with a gun and 653 00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:14.960 you were the man without a gun. 654 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:15.920 Yes, yes, I was. 655 00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:18.400 Yes, it's a new age. We're trying to bring things down. 656 00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:22.200 Kinder Gitler, I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed, man. Put your gun down. 657 00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:23.279 Put your gun. 658 00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.160 See how far that one goes for you? New de 659 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:32.720 escalation technique. You don't take your to the fight. It's like, look, 660 00:32:33.160 --> 00:32:35.920 my holster is empty. I'm not even wearing pants. Man, 661 00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:40.799 I did this for you. Five example why I stopped 662 00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:41.960 putting my gun. 663 00:32:42.079 --> 00:32:44.440 Yeah, always put mind the trunk. 664 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.440 So the last time I forgot mine was in a 665 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:50.039 trunk and I made it all it to a shots 666 00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:51.960 fired call and I jumped out, freaking out. 667 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:53.400 But I had it in a trunk. 668 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:55.880 But keep on his old crown vict So when I 669 00:32:56.119 --> 00:32:58.559 got there, it was nowhere where I put it, So 670 00:32:58.599 --> 00:32:59.599 I search for it. 671 00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:01.720 To my I was like, I. 672 00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:04.119 Wouldn't put my gun baton on the flare box, so 673 00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:05.960 the first time I took a corner, it would roll 674 00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:08.759 off and you hear you stop, get out just real quick. 675 00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:11.759 Yeah, I leave mine in my in my seat and 676 00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:13.559 my driver's seat. So when I go to get in 677 00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:15.599 my car, I'm gonna sit on it if I don't 678 00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:16.319 know it's there. 679 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:22.200 Obviously, So he's a car pop. He's

not gonna get 680 00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:23.680 shot in the ass with the taser. 681 00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:27.880 I can order for this. I got hitting the buttks. 682 00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:31.920 I just reached out a bit. 683 00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:36.799 They said it was a making daughter wound. Yeah. 684 00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.359 Anyone who tells you they have not left their gun 685 00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:41.920 in a lock box somewhere is. 686 00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:47.119 Probably lying to you. Academy never made it. Arrest went 687 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:52.000 straight to admin. Oh wow, out a passage. Yeah, don't 688 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.559 tell my boss said that. Oh, I'm sure they won't 689 00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.000 hear this. No, we won't send it to him. 690 00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:01.000 All my admin have all been They worked from the 691 00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:04.000 patrol up, so we're good that. 692 00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:10.119 I'm aware of that. You're aware of all, right, Savage. 693 00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:13.239 You also talked about trash under a laptop, and I'm 694 00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:15.440 assuming you're referring to the laptop in your car. 695 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:19.599 Yes, sir, Yeah, I don't know. I honestly don't know 696 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:23.599 where this story got started. But like my car is 697 00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:26.119 is pretty pretty good. I don't keep trashing it. I 698 00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:28.360 keep it nice. We have take on cars. 699 00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:30.599 Okay, so this is just decided to you. 700 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:33.400 You're not no, I'm not sharing it with anybody. Well, 701 00:34:33.599 --> 00:34:38.599 my first car was a refurbished I say that word 702 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:40.320 because the engine blew up and they gave us a 703 00:34:40.320 --> 00:34:43.880 new engine. Not by me, but a prior deputy that 704 00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:48.239 worked here. I got her car, and it was a 705 00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:52.639 nice car. I treated it well well, unbeknownst to me. 706 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:56.079 She and I say she because I think she was 707 00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:58.119 the only person who had this car before me. Uh 708 00:34:58.840 --> 00:35:02.360 would go get fast food, water, Burger, McDonald's, the such 709 00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:07.800 and the base plate of the electronic board in the 710 00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:11.960 center console was screwed off. Well, I mean I didn't 711 00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:13.159 think anything of it. This is the way I got 712 00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.079 the car. Well, what she would do was she would 713 00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:20.360 stick all her trash inside the center console, inside the 714 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:24.599 electronic being underneath the underneath the laptop. I had no 715 00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:28.119 idea about this. Well, it comes to me where I 716 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:30.679 get to now change cars and get

a better car. 717 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:34.960 I give mine up and the head of the fleet 718 00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:38.480 was like basically just passed all this information around. 719 00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:40.599 It was like, hey, Savage has a whole bunch of 720 00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:42.599 trash in his car. That's the reason nothing works in there. 721 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.039 Like my radio would never work. 722 00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:47.679 My my laptop would die all the time, I couldn't 723 00:35:47.679 --> 00:35:51.400 get partial, most of the lights wouldn't work on my car. 724 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:52.639 And I'm and. 725 00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.199 I'm sitting there like I never knew why nothing would 726 00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:59.679 ever work in that car. But as the story is told, 727 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.199 and this used to make me very mad, believe it 728 00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:05.599 or not, but it just got passed around the Sheriff's 729 00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:08.760 office that I just stuck all my trash inside the 730 00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:13.159 center console and I broke all my electronical equipment. Uh, 731 00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:15.119 I was very upset. 732 00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:16.880 To be honest with you, it's probably the cholesterol, I 733 00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:17.519 wouldn't you. 734 00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:21.800 Yeah, yeah, so I've heard that story. 735 00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:28.119 Until now, I didn't know it was that certain ex deputy. Yes, yes, 736 00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:30.480 the story I've always heard. Well, I mean that's exactly 737 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:31.880 what i'd say too, if you wouldn't work or her. 738 00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:35.119 Yeah, well, if you knew who it was, you would 739 00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:38.039 got you would know well and and and everybody knew 740 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:41.639 this story, and I didn't for I think I think 741 00:36:41.639 --> 00:36:43.800 it got told to me a year or in some 742 00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:46.559 change after the Sheriff's office me working at the sheriff's office. 743 00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:50.039 It was just a hidden joke story, like I guess 744 00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:52.400 behind my back and I didn't know, and I got 745 00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.760 cornered one time by my patrol shift. 746 00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:57.159 Dude, why do you have so much trash in your car? Line? 747 00:36:57.440 --> 00:37:00.000 What are you talking about? Like, I don't have any 748 00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:05.280 trash in my car? And then the halts fell. 749 00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:08.039 More than likely the story started off with, don't tell savage, 750 00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:08.679 but listen to this. 751 00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:12.760 Yeah, Carlos clean, because it's all in the middle car. 752 00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:14.039 Yeah, it's all hidden. 753 00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.480 Maybe don't we have like a pre checklist or something 754 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:17.119 about checking it. 755 00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:18.840 I just put it on the trash shoot. I don't 756 00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:20.119 talking about. Yeah, I never did. 757 00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:24.639 Somebody not just shot out underneath the car. Yeah, I 758 00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:29.239 didn't know. That's what it was for. That's why I 759 00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:31.800 have an admin package. I can't hide my trash anymore. 760 00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:32.280 Yeah. 761 00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:37.400 Well, and you know it's your coworker's responsibility to talk 762 00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:38.519 about you behind your back. 763 00:37:38.599 --> 00:37:41.599 Isn't that a requirement of the job? Worse than the 764 00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:45.920 high school? Yeah, it really is. Yeah, And I mean 765 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:50.760 I'm sure if you were barefoot shoes around, people probably 766 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:54.559 talk about that too. Yep, they definitely talk about that 767 00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:55.159 a lot. Uh. 768 00:37:55.719 --> 00:37:58.280 I am the only patrol deputy I think in Wise 769 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:02.960 County history that we're barefoot shoes on patrol. There is 770 00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.840 a story behind that which is not necessarily funny. But 771 00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:11.960 I got into barefoot shoes after a pretty catastrophic foot injury. 772 00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:15.440 And when the new sheriff and new chief came in, 773 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:17.800 we all had our meetings with the with the sheriff 774 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:20.199 and the chief, and he asked me. 775 00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:22.719 It was like, hey, should I do a mandatory boot policy? 776 00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:25.559 And I'm like no. I was like, for the love 777 00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.320 of God, no, You're like why not? And I took 778 00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:30.400 off my barefoot shoe and I was like this is 779 00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:31.960 what I wear and I crumpled it up into a 780 00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:32.480 little ball. 781 00:38:33.000 --> 00:38:34.880 And he just like like. 782 00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.280 Stared into my soul a little bit and You're like, 783 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:41.599 why do you wear that? I was like, well, sir, 784 00:38:41.679 --> 00:38:45.199 if I walk, if I have a patrol boot, I 785 00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.000 will end up walking like an old man after about 786 00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:51.320 a week because of the injury I had to my 787 00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:55.400 foot and now having I still get made fun of 788 00:38:55.400 --> 00:38:57.840 all the time because believe it or not, first time 789 00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:00.119 ever wearing it. Your foot has to get strong. So 790 00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:01.880 if I stepped on a rock, he'd put me down. 791 00:39:02.280 --> 00:39:05.599 Like it's not it's not like a like battling a fence. 792 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:07.519 It's stepping out of your car

hitting a rock. 793 00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:10.119 And oh so it's kind of like so you kind 794 00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:14.239 of wear like moccasins, right, yeah, I guess you could 795 00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:14.920 say moccasins. 796 00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:17.880 Yes, they're just black. You can't really tell, not the 797 00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:20.800 ones with the soules, the old yeah, the old moccasins. 798 00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:23.840 Yet you have no soul. Yeah, no, so that's why 799 00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:24.719 he doesn't have it. Yeah. 800 00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:27.920 But but but feet got stronger, and uh, yeah, I'm 801 00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:28.599 just that guy. 802 00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:33.039 I'm I. I wear barefoot shoes. He's different. Barefoot shoes 803 00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:35.360 and gas mask. No, I don't do the gas mask, 804 00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:36.840 but I do wear bet for shoes. They're nice. 805 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.760 Yeah, Uh, they're comfey, like get your feet strong. But 806 00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:42.039 and you know what what I found on patrol, it's 807 00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:42.920 a very good conversation. 808 00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:44.400 Start and say it's always good icebreaker. 809 00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:44.519 Man. 810 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.519 Ye, people down, yeah, and they do. 811 00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:48.920 And I don't know why people look down, but they 812 00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:51.960 look down at your feet and like are those barefoot shoes, like, 813 00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:52.800 yes they are. 814 00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:55.239 Okay, now that that would come in great. 815 00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:57.360 Actually, if you're on the traffic stop, you're waiting for 816 00:39:57.400 --> 00:39:59.400 confirmation on a warrant, you got someone outside the car, 817 00:39:59.400 --> 00:40:01.000 and you're just sitting there twiddle in your thumbs, trying 818 00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:03.639 to kill five minutes a time for dispatch to come back. 819 00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:07.199 Oh yeah, people look at your like you look you 820 00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.639 see them barefoot shoes like, I bet he has a cat. 821 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.599 I try to grow my hair up really long, you know, yeap. 822 00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:19.880 But oh it'd be fantastic. 823 00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:23.880 I wish I could do that, you would, now, No, 824 00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:27.239 in patrol, you know, in law enforcement, you come across 825 00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:30.079 You come across a lot of strange things. You find 826 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:32.480 a lot of stuff out there. Yeah, I mean you're 827 00:40:32.519 --> 00:40:34.880 out there. In my case, I was. Whenever I was 828 00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:37.159 in patrol, we had we're on twelve hour shifts. You 829 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:40.280 guys work twelve too, Yes, yep, okay, so you got 830 00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:42.519 a lot of time out there. You you stumble across stuff, 831 00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:46.679 You find stuff like LBJ six thirty five. When whenever 832 00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:48.960 we'll be out there, I meantime, you make traffic stop, 833 00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:51.199 you walk back to your car, you find stuff laying 834 00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:55.159 around and I bring all this up because I actually 835 00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:57.840 found a unique item here recently. 836 00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.559 Yes, I did, and recently you've been been away for 837 00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:08.159 a year now, a as a retiree. I found Okay, 838 00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:09.159 I found i'm. 839 00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:13.039 As an interesting item. But before we get to that, 840 00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:18.280 I must ask you guys believe in aliens or martians? 841 00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:21.800 I do, Actually you do. I've seen a lot of 842 00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.320 weird stuff in the skies that I cannot explain. Yeah, 843 00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:26.159 and the problem is kind of fine, it's no good, 844 00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:27.880 no good, no probing. 845 00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:31.480 I lost my memory a few times. I don't. I don't, 846 00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:34.119 but that's the only thing I remember, and. 847 00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:40.159 You remember that you lost your memory. Well, and we've 848 00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:42.039 had we've had previous guests on the show before. 849 00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:43.159 We believe. 850 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.480 He was an officer in the colony that that wrecked 851 00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:48.239 out one day and he said he saw something in 852 00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:52.679 the sky and called it, you know, unidentified flying object, 853 00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.119 and that's why he hit the curb. And that's actually 854 00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:58.360 what he told uh accident investigator that actually had to 855 00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:02.760 They actually brought in an actual accident investigator and had 856 00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:06.320 him do the guy's state form or complete the crash report, 857 00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:08.239 and he actually drew a little he had a little 858 00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:10.639 UFO that he imported into the diagram and had it 859 00:42:10.719 --> 00:42:13.000 on there. And then we've heard a story out of 860 00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.840 the Northeast from another officer where a lady had a 861 00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:18.320 martian in her house and she couldn't get rid of him, 862 00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:20.760 and they they went and wrestled with this martian and 863 00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:22.039 threw an upstairs window. 864 00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:24.639 So I remember that. Yeah, so I'm a believer. 865 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:29.480 And and I say all that because as first responders, 866 00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:32.679 and especially the first responder with the last name Savage, 867 00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:35.920 you know, you run towards the

danger, you know, you 868 00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:40.159 don't you don't fear anything. So along that kind of lines, 869 00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.239 we've got Karen here in the studio today. Karen, there's 870 00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.559 there's something. There's something over there in the fridge. Few 871 00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:47.960 you grab that for me. 872 00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:51.079 Her contract says, we had to say the beautiful Karen. 873 00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:55.079 Yeah, the beautiful Karen. Karen just means you bitches a lot. 874 00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:57.639 So the beautiful, lovely Karen. 875 00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:04.000 Yes. So I want to I want the record to 876 00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:05.280 show that I don't even know what this is. So 877 00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:09.679 I'm kind of scared. Okay, wait for some alien hardware 878 00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:10.239 to show up. 879 00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:13.880 Okay, So what Karen's got here, She's got shot glasses 880 00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:18.159 for everybody, And then we've got the mystery drink. 881 00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:25.480 Are you ready? We've got Martian poop soda? Do this 882 00:43:26.480 --> 00:43:27.360 all right? Show? 883 00:43:27.840 --> 00:43:30.360 On today's show, we're going to we'll give a rating 884 00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.239 on this. We'll see what we feel about the Martian 885 00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:34.440 poop soda. And for those not watching on YouTube, I 886 00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:38.159 can tell you this. You know it's it's a pink 887 00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:42.679 fluid and on the front it's got a pilot do 888 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:46.320 in screen, so it's green. Do you think anybody ever 889 00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:49.079 had Martian poop soda before? Can be first and say 890 00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:52.440 that I have not? That would actually be taller than 891 00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:53.599 a mountain dew, wouldn't. 892 00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:57.440 It a little play on words? 893 00:43:57.480 --> 00:44:03.000 Then it's gonna be at first. So let's see if 894 00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:03.639 they taste good. 895 00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:10.880 Pour up everybody a glasses little Martian poop here, and 896 00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:14.039 I will say we do. We do talk a lot 897 00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:17.119 about poop here on the show, but this is the 898 00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:21.440 first time I think we've covered Martian poop than Yeah. 899 00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:23.880 I mean, at least it's not like the liquid was 900 00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:26.880 not brown or anything, so yeah, I probably wouldn't drink it. 901 00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:37.440 If all right, guys, cheers, cheerers, your thoughts. It's like 902 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:43.119 a unicorn, like a corn. That's pretty good. Taste nothing 903 00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:46.199 like poop. So kind of tastes like pepto. Business taste 904 00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:47.960 nothing like poop. Have the taste of that. 905 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:50.960 Hold, how do you know what? It tastes? Nothing like poop. 906 00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:55.760 I've never tasted. He was so fast, but that he's like, 907 00:44:56.199 --> 00:44:58.760 nothing like poop. I've been there before. Boys, what we 908 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:04.960 do on squat? Helpable? Do at? Yeah? No, that was 909 00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:09.679 that was refreshing, hydrating the whole thing. Absolutely. I don't know. 910 00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:11.719 I don't know about you guys, but I think I'm 911 00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:15.760 I think I would I would purchase the Martian Poop again. 912 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.320 Oh absolutely, And I would drink it if it was 913 00:45:18.360 --> 00:45:23.840 bought for me. Drink Chris enjoy the rest. 914 00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:23.800 Of the. 915 00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:39.079 Planning for the future is challenging, and getting where you 916 00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:42.079 want to go in life require strategies built around your 917 00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:46.039 unique financial needs. Alexander Financial Management is here to help 918 00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:50.039 you reach your goals. As fiduciaries, Alexander Financial Management will 919 00:45:50.079 --> 00:45:53.280 pursue the best solutions for you no exception. While they're 920 00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:57.000 decades of experience in service are available to everyone. 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That's alex fm dot com. 929 00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:30.679 Investment advisory services offered through Transcend LLC, a registered investment advisor. 930 00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:33.039 To E three and Alexander Financial are not affiliate dentities. 931 00:46:33.039 --> 00:46:35.199 Insurance products and services are not offered through t E three, 932 00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.440 but are offered and sold through individually licensed and appointed agents. 933 00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:53.639 Chris, you're still fascinated with that bottles Marsham Martian poop. 934 00:46:53.719 --> 00:46:53.920 Huh? 935 00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:58.960 Just seeing what you're making me drinks at Artificial so 936 00:46:59.039 --> 00:46:59.880 good anak thumb. 937 00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:04.039 Well, you

guys just trusted me. I mean nobody, nobody 938 00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:05.800 read the ingredients. You're like, no, I mean, oh, he 939 00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:08.800 gave it to us a strap. It looked intriguing. I'll 940 00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:13.559 give it that tarvery thing once a right. Welcome back, guys, 941 00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:17.199 Welcome back to Offbeat the Light Side of law enforcement. 942 00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:21.119 We got two guests joined us today. We've got Deputy. 943 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:25.559 Chris ratliv thanks for having me, and Deputy Carter Savage. 944 00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:31.039 Good to be back. So all right, where are we at. 945 00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:37.320 Let's talk about the website Offbeat Copshow dot com again, 946 00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:41.280 Offbeat Coopshow dot com. Check out our website, guys. There 947 00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:44.480 on the website you can listen to all episodes. There's 948 00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:46.960 also a little microphone icon on there. You can click 949 00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:50.159 on that microphone you can leave us a message. If 950 00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:51.840 you got a story and you want us to share 951 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:53.679 it on the show, then just click on an icon. 952 00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:55.880 Tell us your story, tell us who you are, where 953 00:47:55.880 --> 00:47:58.360 are you from, and we'll be happy to share it 954 00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:00.760 on the show. Also on the website, we've got a 955 00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:03.440 link there at the top. Click on that link. That's 956 00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:07.599 for the RMS Treehouse Listeners Foundation. Of course, the foundation 957 00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:09.760 has been around for many years, covers ten counties through 958 00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:13.599 in the North Texas area and provides monetary donation to 959 00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:15.480 the families of our falling police and. 960 00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:18.440 Firefighters here here in the Dallas for Worth the area. 961 00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:23.800 So very very important, very important cause, and it's unfortunate 962 00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.400 that we have recon you have the foundation, but I'm 963 00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:28.840 glad the foundation exists. So if you feel so lad, 964 00:48:28.880 --> 00:48:30.960 i'd invite you to make a donation to the RMS 965 00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:36.880 Treehouse Listeners Foundation. Also check us out on Facebook and Instagram, 966 00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:39.760 give us a like, a share, of follow, all that 967 00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:42.599 kind of stuff. If you are watching the show on YouTube, 968 00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:44.800 go ahead and smash that subscribe button there at the 969 00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:48.159 top and give us thumbs up. I think I got 970 00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:49.960 through all the business stuff Kerky did, but we need 971 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:50.599 to get more hips. 972 00:48:50.599

--> 00:48:50.840 Steve. 973 00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.360 It's like, hey, bo, hit us up on insta, boss, 974 00:48:53.559 --> 00:48:54.639 that's all you gotta says. 975 00:48:55.159 --> 00:48:57.360 Yeah. 976 00:48:57.400 --> 00:48:59.719 Also, oh wait, if you're an officer and you want 977 00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:02.639 to come in studio, come tell your story on the show, 978 00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:05.559 then send us an email. That's Offbeat Cop Show at 979 00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:10.599 gmail dot com. Again, Offbeat Copshow at gmail dot com. 980 00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:16.079 And let's get over to uh to Chris here. Chris, 981 00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:18.079 you brought an interesting story today, and I think we 982 00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:20.320 gould to close out the show with this one. 983 00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:21.440 Uh. 984 00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:24.800 This story is entitled how not to pay for drugs? 985 00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:26.639 And we do we try to be an educational show, 986 00:49:26.719 --> 00:49:29.239 absolutely so, Chris, if you could tell us how not 987 00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:33.519 to pay for drugs? Sir, Yeah, don't buy drugs? That 988 00:49:33.599 --> 00:49:35.440 was our public service. Thanks, that's coming next week. Say no, 989 00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:37.880 it's been a good show. Guys here later. Don't buy drugs. 990 00:49:37.960 --> 00:49:39.519 Drugs. Drugs are bad. Uh No. 991 00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:42.480 Years ago, where I used to work at, you know, 992 00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.599 crack okaine was a a big thing down there, and 993 00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:46.360 it's super cheap. 994 00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:50.559 Keep in mind it's extremely cheap, but uh and it's affordable. 995 00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:53.440 Yeah yeah, yeah, at least back till it was just 996 00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:56.559 throwing it out there. So I got called to a 997 00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:59.559 death call to go investigate it and then take the report. 998 00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:01.599 So I she was always do go show up and 999 00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:04.960 there's this lady that can't stop moving and so on. 1000 00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:07.719 So she's obviously under the influence of something or had 1001 00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:10.239 been for a really long time, and she wanted to 1002 00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:13.199 report some items of hers that were stolen. So she 1003 00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:16.159 goes to the story of telling me how she made 1004 00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:20.679 a deal with the guy for some drugs, and so 1005 00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:22.920 obviously I'm asking like, hey, yeah, so what's the deal 1006 00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:25.280 and why are you reporting your drugs stolen? 1007 00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:29.039 That's illegal, but it's hers. She's like, it's mine. 1008 00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.119 And then also she had her I don't know if 1009 00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:36.639 you want to her kitten stolen or prison wallet. However, 1010 00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:39.360 you want to call it. So the deal was, was 1011 00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:43.320 she do a sexual act with him and he would 1012 00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:47.519 give her crack cocaine. Uh, so he did these sexual act, 1013 00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:49.920 got up and just left and didn't give her anything. 1014 00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:52.840 So she wanted to report that. So she she got screwed. 1015 00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.639 She she literally got screwed. Well, she was trading crack 1016 00:50:55.679 --> 00:50:56.079 for cracks. 1017 00:50:56.119 --> 00:51:00.199 So yeah, so that was I mean she and you 1018 00:51:00.239 --> 00:51:02.440 have to be there, like you see me moving around, 1019 00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:04.840 but she could not stop moving and you know, scratching 1020 00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:07.960 her face and just you know people see movies and 1021 00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.159 so where you know the twitch. Yes, so, uh, she's 1022 00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:14.800 just telling me all about how she did this act 1023 00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:19.639 and he stole everything, stole her service, stole her cat, 1024 00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:21.840 and then stole her crack cocaine, and she wanted him 1025 00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:25.119 found injustice for everything and she wants her items back. 1026 00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:28.760 So you know, obviously told her that I was working 1027 00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:32.360 diligently on finding this guy and arresting him and getting 1028 00:51:32.360 --> 00:51:33.159 her IELs back. 1029 00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:36.000 But as we all may know, it's. 1030 00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:38.320 That if i'd have found him, I'd have got him 1031 00:51:38.360 --> 00:51:40.440 for theft of services and theft under a hundred. 1032 00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:44.400 So I don't know, Yeah, I have to say it. 1033 00:51:45.440 --> 00:51:46.880 He may she may owe him money. 1034 00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:51.639 Looking at her, I don't know, it's pretty desperate to 1035 00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:53.320 be going that direction with there, I promise you. 1036 00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:56.079 Yeah, so let that Let that be a lesson. 1037 00:51:56.159 --> 00:51:59.440 You know, you don't don't report the theft of your 1038 00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:02.440 drugs or the theft of your pets. 1039 00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:06.760 Cats. No cats were harmed in the making of this film. 1040 00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:12.880 Yeah, see very educational show. So yeah, and another thing, Hey, 1041 00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:15.679 if you're gonna, if you're gonna bargain with somebody and 1042 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:19.800 in order to get something, such is her case. Obviously 1043 00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:23.840 she gave a little of herself in order to seecure 1044 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:27.760 an item, make sure that you work the deal where 1045 00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:30.880 you're you know, hey, here's the payment, but I want 1046 00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:33.000 the I want the item at the same time. 1047 00:52:33.079 --> 00:52:35.320 Yeah, at least get half of that was that was given. 1048 00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:38.079 The information was provided to her for, you know, to 1049 00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:40.760 prevent herself to be and taken advantage of. Again, you know, hey, 1050 00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:44.199 get get your side of deal first when it's something 1051 00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:47.280 like this. Didn't provide him your service, but I can 1052 00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:50.320 see you there, you're in uniform. Here's my professional advice. 1053 00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:53.000 Next time when you do this, make sure that you 1054 00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:55.960 get the product before you render the service. 1055 00:52:56.039 --> 00:52:58.800 Well, you're dealing with the crack hackler. You gotta know, 1056 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:05.079 be provactive a lot of the jobs about education, the 1057 00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:06.519 crack hackler. We got them boys. 1058 00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:11.639 You hate to see that happen, all right, That's what 1059 00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:15.360 we got for today's show, right, Lift Savage. Thank you 1060 00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:19.679 both for coming on today, Thanks for having me absolutely guys, 1061 00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:23.840 until next time, keep it real, keep it funny, stay safe, 1062 00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:25.480 and watch each other six