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43 00:01:59.010 --> 00:02:00.930 It's like so weird being harassed all the time. 44 00:02:00.950 --> 00:02:07.709 Harassed by what? This is still one of those crimes 45 00:02:08.090 --> 00:02:12.969 that just boggles my mind and makes me scared to 46 00:02:13.009 --> 00:02:14.569 go to Italy. But I am going to Italy, so 47 00:02:14.770 --> 00:02:18.969 let me know all your good recommendations. No, Amanda Knox, 48 00:02:19.030 --> 00:02:24.289 to remind you guys of this incredible, horrible tragedy. She 49 00:02:24.569 --> 00:02:27.710 was there. It was just after college or she was 50 00:02:27.789 --> 00:02:32.590 studying there. And she is American, and she had a roommate. 51 00:02:32.810 --> 00:02:36.969 And one night she came home and went to bed, 52 00:02:37.030 --> 00:02:39.389 I think, with the boyfriend. And the next morning they 53 00:02:39.449 --> 00:02:43.550 woke up and saw that the roommate was brutally murdered. 54 00:02:44.330 --> 00:02:48.169 And based on some of the things that happened with her, 55 00:02:49.169 --> 00:02:52.330 they saw a video of her kissing her boyfriend while 56 00:02:52.370 --> 00:02:55.930 the cops were there, and that looked bad. The story 57 00:02:55.949 --> 00:02:58.810 is very long. She went on trial. She was behind 58 00:02:58.870 --> 00:03:05.789 bars for years in Italy. People felt that she was 59 00:03:06.370 --> 00:03:09.849 sex shamed for having sex, and they thought that she 60 00:03:09.889 --> 00:03:12.409 was in love. There was all these different stories that 61 00:03:12.449 --> 00:03:17.310 went around. However, she finally got out, and she's finally home, 62 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:18.439 and there were movies and everything. 63 00:03:18.460 --> 00:03:21.740 She was called like the angel-faced killer, or she had 64 00:03:21.780 --> 00:03:24.819 a name because she was so beautiful and angelic and young. Right. 65 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:27.979 And everybody was captivated. And the boyfriend looked like Harry Potter. 66 00:03:28.180 --> 00:03:30.620 She was obsessed with Harry Potter. And he wore the glasses. 67 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:33.360 They thought they... I mean, some of the theories were 68 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:37.120 that they did some S & M thing with her 69 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:40.310 and with her roommate. And they were involved in all 70 00:03:40.349 --> 00:03:44.830 these different stories. And it was very scary because right 71 00:03:44.870 --> 00:03:50.009 at the initial questioning, she apparently didn't have a proper interpreter. 72 00:03:50.229 --> 00:03:55.849 And she wasn't fluent in the language. Terrifying. But... Knox 73 00:03:55.969 --> 00:04:00.569 initially accused Patrick, who worked at the restaurant with her 74 00:04:00.590 --> 00:04:04.469 or her boss, of the murder, but later recanted. Her 75 00:04:04.509 --> 00:04:07.509 prolonged interrogation without interpreter was deemed a violation of her 76 00:04:07.569 --> 00:04:10.669 rights by the European Court of Human Rights in 2023. 77 00:04:10.669 --> 00:04:15.870 Knox's recent reconviction upholds her original three-year sentence for slander. 78 00:04:16.490 --> 00:04:20.610 So she was convicted of slander because although she will 79 00:04:20.629 --> 00:04:23.170 not return to prison due to the already serving four 80 00:04:23.189 --> 00:04:26.779 years during the initial incarceration, I can't believe she did 81 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:31.420 four years. Knox legal team plans to appeal the latest 82 00:04:31.459 --> 00:04:34.519 decision to Italy Supreme Court. Despite her ongoing legal struggles, 83 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:37.339 Knox has since moved on with her life, getting engaged, 84 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:40.430 starting a family and becoming an advocate for criminal justice. 85 00:04:40.459 --> 00:04:47.829 So because she said, I think that this Patrick Lumomondo 86 00:04:49.870 --> 00:04:52.850 is who she thought may have done it. That is 87 00:04:52.949 --> 00:04:54.870 why he then sued her for slander. 88 00:04:54.889 --> 00:04:56.629 You know, I would be pointing at anyone in my 89 00:04:56.670 --> 00:04:58.689 life and be like, it wasn't me. I don't know. 90 00:04:58.709 --> 00:05:00.250 Maybe it was my boss at the bar. Maybe it 91 00:05:00.269 --> 00:05:03.170 was my neighbor. Now you're slandering because you're just trying 92 00:05:03.189 --> 00:05:04.490 to solve the crime for them? 93 00:05:04.509 --> 00:05:07.629 Who was it eventually? They did eventually find the guy, right? Yes. 94 00:05:07.829 --> 00:05:10.689 And he was just like a kind of a random guy. 95 00:05:10.709 --> 00:05:10.810 Yeah. 96 00:05:11.509 --> 00:05:13.910 Like he didn't really know her or anything, right? 97 00:05:13.970 --> 00:05:16.290 No. And he had been like, they might have met 98 00:05:16.329 --> 00:05:17.750 at not, he didn't know Amanda Knox, but he knew 99 00:05:17.769 --> 00:05:18.029 the roommate. 100 00:05:18.050 --> 00:05:20.149 But it was not the manager at the restaurant. 101 00:05:20.269 --> 00:05:20.430 No. 102 00:05:20.550 --> 00:05:23.279 And that is who originally- She was like, yeah, I 103 00:05:23.310 --> 00:05:23.709 don't know. 104 00:05:23.740 --> 00:05:25.899 Which is why he's suing for slander. Right. But that 105 00:05:25.939 --> 00:05:26.360 has to be. 106 00:05:26.420 --> 00:05:28.980 It wasn't suing, though. She was convicted of slander. 107 00:05:29.139 --> 00:05:31.829 I don't think the Italian government's problem is with her. 108 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:35.579 I don't think you can be convicted of slander in America. 109 00:05:35.620 --> 00:05:37.949 You could be sued and the jury could say, yes, 110 00:05:37.970 --> 00:05:39.850 you're guilty. Because that's a civil case. Like we did 111 00:05:39.889 --> 00:05:43.110 with Johnny Depp. But I guess in Italy, it can 112 00:05:43.149 --> 00:05:45.970 be a real crime. However, she won't ever have to 113 00:05:46.009 --> 00:05:46.610 come back here. 114 00:05:46.629 --> 00:05:48.709

Because she already served. Yeah. 115 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:50.759 I don't know what their obsession is with her. 116 00:05:51.290 --> 00:05:52.189 Like, let her go. 117 00:05:52.569 --> 00:05:54.610 She's already done. You already know she didn't do it. 118 00:05:55.050 --> 00:05:56.730 And now you need to convict her of slander. 119 00:05:57.329 --> 00:05:58.459 We can't even get Donald. 120 00:05:58.209 --> 00:05:59.000 Trump on slander. 121 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:00.620 I mean, at this point, if I was her, I'd 122 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:04.000 be like, fine. I don't even want. I don't even appeal. 123 00:06:04.060 --> 00:06:06.019 I just don't care. Like, I just don't care. 124 00:06:06.100 --> 00:06:09.160 I have a criminal record in Italy and I can't visit. Happy. 125 00:06:09.259 --> 00:06:10.399 I never need to go there. 126 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:11.879 I never want to go there again. Yeah. 127 00:06:11.899 --> 00:06:15.389 I mean, they wear powdered wigs and run around talking 128 00:06:15.430 --> 00:06:19.430 about like a satanic cult. It was literally satanic panic. 129 00:06:19.470 --> 00:06:21.839 They were like, they did a huge. thing in the 130 00:06:21.860 --> 00:06:23.600 middle of the ground and they did a thing. It 131 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:27.399 was like, and she's like, what? I'm like, I'm 17 132 00:06:27.399 --> 00:06:29.379 having sex with my boyfriend who looks like Harry Potter. 133 00:06:29.490 --> 00:06:31.990 Like she was, the only thing she was guilty of 134 00:06:32.050 --> 00:06:34.990 was just being like a stupid kid. It's so, so, 135 00:06:35.230 --> 00:06:35.829 so scary. 136 00:06:35.850 --> 00:06:37.689 Do you remember that movie with Claire Danes? 137 00:06:37.769 --> 00:06:37.949 Of course. 138 00:06:37.970 --> 00:06:38.790 Broke Down Palace. 139 00:06:39.430 --> 00:06:40.209 What's it called again? 140 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:41.000 Broke Down Palace. 141 00:06:41.459 --> 00:06:42.779 Because that's what we're scared of. 142 00:06:42.860 --> 00:06:43.740 I never will. 143 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:47.939 But wait, in the movie Broke Down Palace, two girls. 144 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:48.199 Thailand. 145 00:06:48.220 --> 00:06:48.560 Thailand. 146 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:51.199 But one thing that I always remember that stuck in 147 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:53.240 my head is that they like went to a nice 148 00:06:53.300 --> 00:06:56.079 hotel and they ordered all these food and drinks by 149 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:59.420 the pool and they lied about the room number. And 150 00:06:59.540 --> 00:07:04.629 that somehow played into them being held and caught for– 151 00:07:04.949 --> 00:07:06.930 because they did have drugs on them, right? 152 00:07:07.050 --> 00:07:07.290 Yeah. 153 00:07:07.589 --> 00:07:10.850 But wasn't it because they went to the fancy hotel 154 00:07:10.930 --> 00:07:12.910 and just tried to like enjoy a pool day for free? 155 00:07:12.930 --> 00:07:13.009 Yeah. 156 00:07:13.029 --> 00:07:13.970 I don't remember. 157 00:07:13.990 --> 00:07:14.509 I don't remember. 158 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:16.139 And then they got, which. 159 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:17.939 Always scares the shit out of me. I'm always like, 160 00:07:18.060 --> 00:07:20.519 oh my God, because I wouldn't, you know, when we 161 00:07:20.540 --> 00:07:23.709 were at the Pechanga, they were very strict about going 162 00:07:23.730 --> 00:07:27.069 to the pool. You know, it literally held my ID. Okay. 163 00:07:27.110 --> 00:07:28.930 Made sure I was at the hotel, held my ID. 164 00:07:29.889 --> 00:07:33.079 And I, you know, I said to my sister, I go, 165 00:07:33.100 --> 00:07:35.459 you know, I just, I just think they have to 166 00:07:35.500 --> 00:07:38.129 be this way because Imagine if you and I were 167 00:07:38.170 --> 00:07:41.089 like young and we lived near the Pachanga and we 168 00:07:41.110 --> 00:07:43.250 were like, oh my God, it's fucking 100 degrees out. 169 00:07:43.290 --> 00:07:45.920 Let's just sneak into the pool and like use it 170 00:07:45.949 --> 00:07:48.399 and enjoy it. So they have to be that strict. 171 00:07:48.459 --> 00:07:51.220 But then I brought up the Broke Town Palace thing. 172 00:07:51.259 --> 00:07:51.639 Yeah. 173 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:53.519 Because I was like, oh my God, those girls just 174 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.300 wanted free drinks at like a fancy hotel in Thailand. 175 00:07:56.779 --> 00:08:00.100 That's why I get so stressed out. When we just 176 00:08:00.139 --> 00:08:04.860 went to, we went to Egypt and Jordan and this trip. 177 00:08:05.149 --> 00:08:06.810 And they were on the ship. They were like, don't 178 00:08:06.870 --> 00:08:09.550 be sorry, but you can't be. This is not even 179 00:08:09.589 --> 00:08:11.420 drugs or anything. This is just like not being gay. 180 00:08:11.899 --> 00:08:13.720 Just don't be outwardly gay. Yeah. 181 00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:15.540 In these places because you'll get arrested. 182 00:08:16.300 --> 00:08:16.920 And sorry. 183 00:08:16.939 --> 00:08:18.819 And that's when her name became Julio. 184 00:08:19.740 --> 00:08:20.019 Okay. 185 00:08:20.300 --> 00:08:21.060 Because I'm not putting. 186 00:08:22.149 --> 00:08:24.029 I was like, come on, Julio. This is fun. Put 187 00:08:24.050 --> 00:08:26.050 your head thing on. I don't want to go to 188 00:08:26.069 --> 00:08:28.470 Singapore because I'll chew one gum and get, you know, 189 00:08:28.529 --> 00:08:30.550 caned and be detained in jail. 190 00:08:30.730 --> 00:08:33.230 I mean, even Brittany Grenier or whatever, who had the 191 00:08:33.929 --> 00:08:35.809 hemp flakes or whatever she had in Russia. It's like 192 00:08:36.490 --> 00:08:38.669 now she says that she forgot that she had it. 193 00:08:38.700 --> 00:08:41.299 But let's say a person didn't forget and they thought 194 00:08:41.340 --> 00:08:43.480 they could travel with it. It's like you can't. 195 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:45.139 No, let's say you forgot.

196 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:46.279 Or let's say you forgot. 197 00:08:46.299 --> 00:08:46.879 You have a vape. 198 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:47.840 I mean, who knows what's. 199 00:08:48.429 --> 00:08:50.009 And now you're in Russia. 200 00:08:50.250 --> 00:08:52.330 Or it's like there was that other guy, and I 201 00:08:52.350 --> 00:08:53.970 don't know the details of this, but they were in 202 00:08:53.990 --> 00:08:57.870 the Bahamas. And I think in some old suitcase or whatever, 203 00:08:57.950 --> 00:09:00.779 he had some ammunition. He did not have a gun 204 00:09:00.820 --> 00:09:03.620 with him. He had the ammunition. And it's like from 205 00:09:03.860 --> 00:09:05.679 some hunting trip or something. But you know what I mean? 206 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:08.460 Like you have a suitcase and there's one little zipper 207 00:09:08.519 --> 00:09:11.600 in the corner of like whatever and you don't. So 208 00:09:11.620 --> 00:09:12.899 like be careful of all that stuff. 209 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:15.470 I'll constantly be like, oh, my God, there's my dry shampoo. Yeah. 210 00:09:15.870 --> 00:09:18.909 Haven't seen that since the trip last summer. Right. Because 211 00:09:18.929 --> 00:09:20.480 you forget to open like a zipper. 212 00:09:20.500 --> 00:09:20.980 Yeah. 213 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:23.039 I mean, even though we went, this is a hundred 214 00:09:23.059 --> 00:09:25.799 years ago, on a trip to somewhere in, I don't 215 00:09:25.940 --> 00:09:28.159 know if it was Jamaica. It was somewhere in like 216 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:32.029 a Caribbean island and it was a lesbian cruise. So 217 00:09:32.090 --> 00:09:34.549 this was a long, long time ago. And it was like, 218 00:09:34.970 --> 00:09:36.629 you can't bring any sex toys. And Julie and I 219 00:09:36.649 --> 00:09:42.090 were like, it's a whole shipload of women who are 220 00:09:42.110 --> 00:09:43.870 lesbians are you kidding and you say they can't bring 221 00:09:43.889 --> 00:09:45.899 sex toys and people are gonna what now get a 222 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:48.259 fine go to jail because it's like there's gonna be 223 00:09:48.419 --> 00:09:49.639 nothing but sex toys on this. 224 00:09:49.740 --> 00:09:53.860 A lesbian cruise is nothing but five vibrators and dildos 225 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:56.330 in her room so we're talking about 5 000 pieces 226 00:09:56.370 --> 00:09:56.830 of toys so. 227 00:09:57.250 --> 00:09:59.970 Wait what happened well nothing happened to us we didn't 228 00:10:00.019 --> 00:10:00.580 have any. 229 00:10:00.820 --> 00:10:02.059 But did they really not bring it? 230 00:10:02.059 --> 00:10:04.320 I'm sure every woman was like, well, great. They had 231 00:10:04.340 --> 00:10:05.480 to throw it away, probably throw. 232 00:10:05.379 --> 00:10:06.120 It away at the airport. 233 00:10:06.159 --> 00:10:07.820 So like, is there just a trash can of like 234 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.840 bottles of water and dildos? And vibrators. Oh my God, 235 00:10:11.860 --> 00:10:13.039 that is so funny. 236 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:13.350 Yeah. 237 00:10:13.750 --> 00:10:14.850 Like you can't, are you kidding? 238 00:10:15.600 --> 00:10:15.909 Wow. 239 00:10:16.220 --> 00:10:18.179 And you better throw that shit away. I am so 240 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:20.399 scared of getting arrested for any of that stuff for 241 00:10:20.500 --> 00:10:21.340 any reason anywhere. 242 00:10:22.139 --> 00:10:25.500 Little update on the P. 243 00:10:25.539 --> 00:10:25.820 Diddy. 244 00:10:26.019 --> 00:10:29.440 Kim Porter, who died of pneumonia. 245 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:32.700 You mean pneumonia. 246 00:10:32.740 --> 00:10:35.889 Right. I think it was that or the flu. Was 247 00:10:35.950 --> 00:10:36.809 it a strong cold? 248 00:10:36.950 --> 00:10:40.389 It was that strain of murder pneumonia. 249 00:10:40.409 --> 00:10:42.309 That I'll be sure also got. 250 00:10:42.490 --> 00:10:49.159 Right. Yeah. Yeah. Her dad said, and this is disturbing, 251 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:53.820 he said, well, I was shocked to see the video of, 252 00:10:54.620 --> 00:10:58.720 and I'm paraphrasing, of the P. Diddy attacking Cassie. I 253 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:02.700 never saw him abuse my daughter that much like that. 254 00:11:03.980 --> 00:11:05.740 So he must have witnessed some abuse. 255 00:11:06.860 --> 00:11:11.419 Well, we watched a thing on YouTube where, it's a 256 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:13.980 YouTube channel called Chronicle Speaks. If you don't mind, I'll 257 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:17.250 just shout her out. She does a, she, she reads 258 00:11:17.289 --> 00:11:18.789 the court case. So it's not just her. 259 00:11:18.809 --> 00:11:19.389 Right. 260 00:11:19.529 --> 00:11:23.970 And it was so much information about Kim Porter, this 261 00:11:24.110 --> 00:11:27.549 mystery surrounding her death, a time when she went onto 262 00:11:27.590 --> 00:11:32.529 a boat and with him and her nose was shattered. 263 00:11:33.450 --> 00:11:35.889 And he, it was over a holiday. He brought the 264 00:11:35.929 --> 00:11:39.019 plastic surgeon out, you know, supposedly, you know, allegedly he 265 00:11:39.059 --> 00:11:43.519 broke her nose. Like, in three places. A plastic surgeon 266 00:11:43.570 --> 00:11:46.649 was brought out to like onto the yacht to reconstruct 267 00:11:46.710 --> 00:11:48.110 her face. And then she went around. 268 00:11:48.129 --> 00:11:48.629 Allegedly. 269 00:11:48.649 --> 00:11:49.090 Yeah. 270 00:11:49.590 --> 00:11:51.070 She went around with a thing on her nose. 271 00:11:51.230 --> 00:11:51.429 Right. 272 00:11:51.710 --> 00:11:54.350 After that. And then there was a bunch of information 273 00:11:54.370 --> 00:11:57.169 about Al B. Shore, who is a, you know, an 274 00:11:57.289 --> 00:11:59.429 R & B artist who used to, you know, famously, 275 00:11:59.789 --> 00:12:04.600 huge hits, used to date Kim Porter, who was coming 276 00:12:04.740 --> 00:12:07.080 on and saying that he thought her death was really

277 00:12:07.139 --> 00:12:09.460 out of nowhere, very mysterious. She was supposedly coming out 278 00:12:09.500 --> 00:12:11.450 with a book. She was about to come out with 279 00:12:11.470 --> 00:12:14.610 like a tell-all book. She died totally unexpectedly. And then 280 00:12:14.730 --> 00:12:17.730 Al B. Shores, perfectly like hot and good looking and 281 00:12:17.769 --> 00:12:24.980 in perfect health, became like in the matter of like 282 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:29.820 an hour in a coma for like two months and 283 00:12:30.220 --> 00:12:33.039 like almost lost his life. And no one could figure 284 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:35.870 out why. He's just like walking along and then he 285 00:12:35.909 --> 00:12:37.750 just like falls into a coma and has to have 286 00:12:37.830 --> 00:12:38.769 all of his organs. 287 00:12:38.950 --> 00:12:39.590 Very Russian. 288 00:12:39.870 --> 00:12:40.350 And it was. 289 00:12:40.929 --> 00:12:46.620 Very Russian. Yeah, it's been very, very strange. Now, she 290 00:12:46.720 --> 00:12:49.419 is the one, she is the mother of the 16-year-old 291 00:12:49.460 --> 00:12:50.399 twin girls. 292 00:12:51.139 --> 00:12:53.080 I thought, and is that the only, her only kids? 293 00:12:53.120 --> 00:12:53.500 I wasn't sure. 294 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:55.179 I want to say maybe she had one more. Okay. 295 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:58.590 But yeah, very, very sad. 296 00:12:58.610 --> 00:12:59.129 That is so funny. 297 00:12:59.710 --> 00:13:02.649 And very strange. And more and more and more is 298 00:13:02.669 --> 00:13:07.649 coming out. Howard University, I guess, gave him an honorary degree. 299 00:13:07.710 --> 00:13:12.350 They have rescinded that. Nobody wants anything to do with him. 300 00:13:12.389 --> 00:13:12.629 Good. 301 00:13:13.330 --> 00:13:16.509 Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter 302 00:13:16.590 --> 00:13:20.690 is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair 303 00:13:20.730 --> 00:13:23.309 care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie. 304 00:13:23.470 --> 00:13:25.789 But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm 305 00:13:25.830 --> 00:13:28.009 an early bird, buying one present a week from now 306 00:13:28.049 --> 00:13:31.129 till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy 307 00:13:31.210 --> 00:13:35.529 in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free 308 00:13:35.629 --> 00:13:36.289 click and collect. 309 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:37.460 So easy. 310 00:13:37.820 --> 00:13:40.279 Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love. 311 00:13:42.870 --> 00:13:46.120 I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week 312 00:13:46.179 --> 00:13:49.200 on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who 313 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:53.559 have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a 314 00:13:53.600 --> 00:13:56.100 way to turn them into their greatest strengths. 315 00:13:56.299 --> 00:13:59.179 Life

is one long lesson of chaos. 316 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:01.820 I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints 317 00:14:01.860 --> 00:14:02.519 filed against me. 318 00:14:02.700 --> 00:14:04.870 When your free will was about to be taken from you, 319 00:14:05.019 --> 00:14:07.179 what would you do if it was given back? 320 00:14:07.419 --> 00:14:10.309 Where did that need come from where you thought that 321 00:14:10.350 --> 00:14:12.370 you had to succeed in order to feel loved? 322 00:14:12.700 --> 00:14:14.259 He said, I have a work dad. I need a 323 00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:14.740 home dad. 324 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:15.759 What happens next? 325 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:17.279 When I came in, he started crying. 326 00:14:17.659 --> 00:14:22.100 Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not 327 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:24.799 those hard moments that they go through. It's about what 328 00:14:24.860 --> 00:14:25.639 happens next. 329 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:28.440 I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable 330 00:14:28.539 --> 00:14:29.120 every day was. 331 00:14:29.139 --> 00:14:30.039 You're worth the work. 332 00:14:30.279 --> 00:14:32.200 Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. 333 00:14:32.419 --> 00:14:34.379 You can use your voice even if it's shaped. 334 00:14:34.580 --> 00:14:37.820 The stories are different, but the impact is the same. 335 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:41.860 Only one question matters. What happens next? 336 00:14:48.659 --> 00:14:54.320 Um, now Beyonce courted page six, where's Beyonce music industry 337 00:14:54.379 --> 00:14:58.919 wonders after cowboy Carter success, Diddy abuse scandal insider. So 338 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:02.929 basically they're saying we haven't heard much from her. There 339 00:15:02.950 --> 00:15:05.129 was rumors that she was going to show up at stagecoach, 340 00:15:05.169 --> 00:15:09.269 which she never did. The, you know, this ain't Texas. 341 00:15:09.850 --> 00:15:14.659 Hey there, Franklin song was a big hit off the bat, 342 00:15:15.100 --> 00:15:19.279 but it, we aren't really hearing much. About it. And 343 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:23.240 are they choosing to lay low, she and Jay-Z, because 344 00:15:23.879 --> 00:15:27.330 they were so close to P. Diddy and all of this. 345 00:15:27.470 --> 00:15:31.049 And people are connecting dots and thinking that somehow they 346 00:15:31.210 --> 00:15:34.490 have some shady stuff. And they're just like, they don't 347 00:15:34.509 --> 00:15:37.429 want to screw up. They don't want to piss off anybody. 348 00:15:37.549 --> 00:15:40.049 The internet sleuths are out there. 349 00:15:40.070 --> 00:15:40.710 Yeah. 350 00:15:41.100 --> 00:15:43.039 Connecting dots, whether they connect or not. 351 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:43.580 Right. 352 00:15:43.740 --> 00:15:46.600 They're making them connect. And it's a lot about Jay-Z. 353 00:15:47.090 --> 00:15:50.690 which is unfortunate because we love Cowboy Carter. And it 354 00:15:50.750 --> 00:15:53.159 has been, I myself have been like. 355 00:15:53.639 --> 00:15:54.000 It's weird. 356 00:15:54.019 --> 00:15:56.940 Billie Eilish is everywhere. Taylor Swift is everywhere. Where's Beyonce? Like, 357 00:15:56.980 --> 00:16:00.090 why is Beyonce not? Because the album is good. Hey there, 358 00:16:00.110 --> 00:16:01.409 Franklin's not the only good hit. 359 00:16:01.470 --> 00:16:02.029 Yeah, yeah. 360 00:16:02.049 --> 00:16:03.029 There's a few other great ones. 361 00:16:03.049 --> 00:16:04.210 There sure are, bodyguard. 362 00:16:04.309 --> 00:16:06.370 Well, anyway, I know one person that can find out 363 00:16:06.389 --> 00:16:07.870 what she's up to, and that's Bo Deedle. 364 00:16:08.289 --> 00:16:13.610 Bo Deedle, that's right. Where's Bo Deedle? Bo Deedle needs 365 00:16:13.629 --> 00:16:14.429 to be on all of us. 366 00:16:14.850 --> 00:16:16.350 Louis has a file on Beyonce. 367 00:16:16.389 --> 00:16:16.909 Yeah, on Beyonce. 368 00:16:16.950 --> 00:16:19.159 He has a file on Jay-Z. You better have it 369 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:19.509 on P. 370 00:16:19.529 --> 00:16:19.879 Diddy. 371 00:16:20.460 --> 00:16:25.480 And Kim Porter's dad, apparently. So a couple days ago 372 00:16:25.500 --> 00:16:28.250 in Italy— Hope they don't do anything wrong. 373 00:16:28.480 --> 00:16:29.179 Uh-oh. 374 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:33.720 Bianca, the wife to, or we don't know if they're 375 00:16:33.740 --> 00:16:36.580 a real wife or not, to Kanye. Now she's wearing 376 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:40.860 a fully covered, it's kind of see-through, but not to 377 00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:42.600 the point where you see like her parts or anything. 378 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:47.240 It's like a sheer, long, yellow dress to the ground 379 00:16:47.379 --> 00:16:50.259 up to the neck. So now they're going complete. The 380 00:16:50.299 --> 00:16:52.850 pillow was left in the car and now she's covered. 381 00:16:53.470 --> 00:16:56.320 So. I'm so sick of their bullshit. 382 00:16:56.440 --> 00:17:01.000 Now, she's a lookalike to Kim. Yeah, lookalike. Very similar face, 383 00:17:01.179 --> 00:17:03.669 just like Jennifer Aiden and the girl from Dubai. 384 00:17:04.069 --> 00:17:06.069 Why doesn't he put her in that lion outfit that 385 00:17:06.089 --> 00:17:06.910 he put Northwestern? 386 00:17:06.930 --> 00:17:09.009 Oh, well, here she is bringing that. You brought up 387 00:17:09.029 --> 00:17:12.150 the lion outfit. Kim made a sexy version of the 388 00:17:12.190 --> 00:17:16.650 lion outfit that her daughter wore, and people had mixed feelings. 389 00:17:17.029 --> 00:17:18.869 They were like, why not? Why are you trying to 390 00:17:18.890 --> 00:17:21.710 steal her thunder? Other people said she's actually trying to 391 00:17:21.750 --> 00:17:26.150 divert the negative thunder from To herself of like, oh, 392 00:17:26.190 --> 00:17:28.470 my God. Can I when I grow up? I remember 393 00:17:28.549 --> 00:17:32.210 one time Chris Jenner

said we were like this years 394 00:17:32.269 --> 00:17:35.650 ago and Kendall was getting her hair cut at the house. 395 00:17:36.210 --> 00:17:38.299 Chris had just gotten her hair cut. This is years 396 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:40.539 at the first house they had. And she was going 397 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:43.480 to get bangs or something. So she got bangs and 398 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:49.059 she looked really cute. And then Chris said, make me 399 00:17:49.099 --> 00:17:51.079 look like Kendall Jenner. When I grow up, I want 400 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:54.000 to look like Kendall Jenner. which is kind of cute. 401 00:17:54.299 --> 00:17:56.029 But that's what I kind of thought this was. I 402 00:17:56.089 --> 00:17:59.210 think that she was like, oh, you know, my daughter 403 00:17:59.309 --> 00:18:02.230 is the star. Let me look like, you know, like 404 00:18:02.369 --> 00:18:05.950 I am stepping kind of back. I don't know. You know, 405 00:18:06.190 --> 00:18:08.170 it was trying, I think trying to make a fun 406 00:18:08.250 --> 00:18:11.329 positive out of a lot of negative that she got 407 00:18:11.349 --> 00:18:12.009 for doing the Lion King. 408 00:18:12.029 --> 00:18:13.490 She was trying to make fetch happen. 409 00:18:13.809 --> 00:18:14.049 Yeah. 410 00:18:15.029 --> 00:18:16.430 The outfit wasn't cute. 411 00:18:16.589 --> 00:18:17.849 It was a bust. It was a flop. 412 00:18:18.289 --> 00:18:20.609 So there's Kim like, I'm going to use my influence. 413 00:18:20.670 --> 00:18:23.700 I'm going to adjust it. Whoever the designer was, too, 414 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:27.059 probably felt like she owed them. So she's like, let 415 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:29.200 me just make this happen. And it just didn't. I mean, 416 00:18:29.500 --> 00:18:30.599 you're not going to make it happen. 417 00:18:30.839 --> 00:18:31.039 Right. 418 00:18:31.079 --> 00:18:35.089 And with the glasses and everything, and with the lighting 419 00:18:35.140 --> 00:18:37.710 of it, she does look just like her. So they 420 00:18:37.730 --> 00:18:41.869 look a lot alike in this. But anyway, it's Will 421 00:18:41.930 --> 00:18:44.750 Smith who's dating a Jada Pinkett lookalike. 422 00:18:45.569 --> 00:18:46.609 Oh. 423 00:18:46.750 --> 00:18:50.750 This girl, she's got the shaved head. Her face doesn't 424 00:18:50.769 --> 00:18:52.730 look that much like Jada. But anyway, she has a 425 00:18:52.769 --> 00:18:56.670 shaved head and she's been showing up at like premieres 426 00:18:56.710 --> 00:18:58.869 and stuff with him. So we don't know how serious 427 00:18:58.890 --> 00:19:01.089 they are, but it's a lookalike thing. 428 00:19:01.289 --> 00:19:02.170 He does not age. 429 00:19:03.089 --> 00:19:05.079 No. Just like Heather, whose birthday is Friday. 430 00:19:05.910 --> 00:19:06.430 Ageless. 431 00:19:06.819 --> 00:19:07.640 Frozen in time. 432 00:19:07.660 --> 00:19:08.660 Thank you. 433 00:19:09.960 --> 00:19:13.980 It would be so hard to try to even. 434 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:14.890 I don't even know. 435 00:19:14.910 --> 00:19:15.910 If you're with Jada. 436 00:19:15.650 --> 00:19:19.329 Pinkett Smith, I mean, it's really pinnacles face-wise and body. 437 00:19:19.569 --> 00:19:19.910 Yeah. 438 00:19:19.950 --> 00:19:20.809 Where do you go after that? 439 00:19:20.829 --> 00:19:24.039 The flipping out people. Not flipping out. Flip or flop. 440 00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:24.450 Sorry. 441 00:19:24.819 --> 00:19:29.619 The flip or flop people. Tarek, who is married to 442 00:19:29.660 --> 00:19:34.019 the first wife, Christina, they had a bad breakup, but 443 00:19:34.059 --> 00:19:38.119 now they're all co-parenting fabulously. Mm-hmm. and he's married to 444 00:19:38.160 --> 00:19:42.230 Heather Rae from Selling Sunset. They're doing a show where 445 00:19:42.250 --> 00:19:45.150 they are competing against Christina and her husband. 446 00:19:45.569 --> 00:19:45.670 Oh. 447 00:19:46.269 --> 00:19:49.839 And so they are, they've heard all the comments about, 448 00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:52.119 oh my God, Tarek, you married a girl that looks 449 00:19:52.180 --> 00:19:54.740 just like your first wife. So now they're making fun 450 00:19:54.779 --> 00:19:56.799 of it. They're wearing the same outfits. They're doing promo 451 00:19:56.819 --> 00:19:57.890 videos about it. 452 00:19:57.900 --> 00:19:57.970 Wow. 453 00:19:58.839 --> 00:20:02.119 And, you know, people have types. That's why the show, yeah. 454 00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:05.819 I mean, supposedly, speaking of leaning in though, Will Smith 455 00:20:05.900 --> 00:20:09.609 and this new thing with Bad Boy's Fucking seven or 456 00:20:09.630 --> 00:20:11.599 whatever it is, whatever's going on with that movie. 457 00:20:12.180 --> 00:20:12.359 Right. 458 00:20:12.400 --> 00:20:12.839 Bad boy. 459 00:20:12.880 --> 00:20:13.740 Is it out right now? 460 00:20:14.259 --> 00:20:16.339 I don't even know if it's a movie or Lawrence. 461 00:20:16.539 --> 00:20:17.059 I'm not sure. 462 00:20:17.220 --> 00:20:19.119 I don't know what it is either. It's a movie, right? 463 00:20:19.319 --> 00:20:21.849 I don't know if it's a maybe it's a musical 464 00:20:21.970 --> 00:20:24.309 at this point. I honestly don't know. But there's a 465 00:20:24.410 --> 00:20:28.849 scene where either Will Smith slaps Martin Lawrence or Martin 466 00:20:28.869 --> 00:20:32.380 Lawrence slaps him. And it's like reenacting. And I mean, 467 00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:35.000 here's a terrible take that we will then do on 468 00:20:35.019 --> 00:20:37.180 the wrong side of the takes. I think that's hilarious. 469 00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:40.420 And I think it's a great way to like, what 470 00:20:40.460 --> 00:20:42.480 can you do? You're not going to outrun it. Will 471 00:20:43.180 --> 00:20:47.589 Smith will never outrun that. So you might as well 472 00:20:47.630 --> 00:20:51.809 lean in and do what you can and get slapped. 473 00:20:52.630 --> 00:20:54.329 You should have brought in

Chris Rock to slap him 474 00:20:54.369 --> 00:20:55.809 and then we would have been full circle. 475 00:20:55.950 --> 00:21:00.789 Well, speaking of lookalikes. Zoom CEO wants to use AI 476 00:21:00.809 --> 00:21:04.750 to create digital clones that can attend meetings for you. 477 00:21:06.150 --> 00:21:08.869 Bad idea. I'm sure this has already been looked into. 478 00:21:09.730 --> 00:21:11.849 But what I really want to know is now that 479 00:21:11.869 --> 00:21:15.990 we're looking back on who really started COVID, did the 480 00:21:16.049 --> 00:21:19.509 creator of Zoom know anybody that was also in that 481 00:21:19.549 --> 00:21:25.880 lab that created COVID? Because who, where was Zoom before COVID? Exactly. 482 00:21:25.900 --> 00:21:32.250 It was called Skype. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. And everybody on Earth 483 00:21:32.450 --> 00:21:37.869 uses Zooms now, from schools to whatever. And so conspiracy theorists, 484 00:21:38.049 --> 00:21:40.930 get on that and see if there's some people at 485 00:21:40.970 --> 00:21:44.160 the Zoom offices that also worked in Wuhan. 486 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:46.119 Make NC-17 masks or whatever they're called. 487 00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:46.480 Yeah. 488 00:21:46.579 --> 00:21:47.180 Oh, that too. 489 00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:49.990 Because remember those? Yeah. all of a sudden you need 490 00:21:50.029 --> 00:21:52.690 whatever that mask was called. And it's like, do you 491 00:21:52.730 --> 00:21:54.309 have this one or that one? 492 00:21:55.140 --> 00:21:58.740 It's not good enough. Get 4chan on the horn. So 493 00:21:58.779 --> 00:22:02.119 this guy is like, hey, you know, this way you 494 00:22:02.160 --> 00:22:03.839 don't have to be at the, so I'm like, so 495 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:05.500 you don't have to be in the office, but you 496 00:22:05.539 --> 00:22:08.119 also don't even have to be at the Zoom meeting. What, like, 497 00:22:08.460 --> 00:22:09.640 what is the point of you then? 498 00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:09.839 Exactly. 499 00:22:09.859 --> 00:22:11.500 If we're not going to get the real person, what 500 00:22:11.539 --> 00:22:11.859 is the point? 501 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:12.619 Put that on a. 502 00:22:12.619 --> 00:22:15.680 Bumper sticker, what is the point of you? Question mark, quote. 503 00:22:15.900 --> 00:22:19.240 Because what are we doing? People are stressed out that 504 00:22:19.420 --> 00:22:22.140 AI and robots are going to take their jobs. AI 505 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:25.299 and robots are already taking over manufacturing. They're already starting 506 00:22:25.339 --> 00:22:27.680 to take people's jobs. And now you want to take 507 00:22:27.779 --> 00:22:28.680 people out of the meeting? 508 00:22:29.160 --> 00:22:29.720 Yeah. What? 509 00:22:30.420 --> 00:22:34.180 What are we doing? We need to, it needs to 510 00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:37.829 come to a, listen, watch Atlas. 511 00:22:37.869 --> 00:22:38.470 With J-Lo. 512 00:22:38.769 --> 00:22:41.519 Watch Atlas with J-Lo. Start getting into it. 513 00:22:41.589 --> 00:22:44.930 It was the number one movie for two weeks on Netflix. 514 00:22:45.750 --> 00:22:47.329 And she said, hey, there's a lot of hate in 515 00:22:47.369 --> 00:22:49.170 the world, but I thank you for all the love. 516 00:22:49.500 --> 00:22:52.460 And they're like, oh, she's pointing, it's getting to her. 517 00:22:52.500 --> 00:22:56.509 I'm like, No, that's not getting to her. That's being like, hey, 518 00:22:56.549 --> 00:22:59.210 there's a lot. I'm not saying it's about me. I'm 519 00:22:59.250 --> 00:23:03.170 not talking about you meanie pots on the internet. I'm 520 00:23:03.210 --> 00:23:04.329 just saying there's a lot of hate in the world. 521 00:23:04.369 --> 00:23:05.990 I'm glad that you like the Alice movie and thank 522 00:23:06.009 --> 00:23:07.589 you for the love that I got. I'm focusing on 523 00:23:07.609 --> 00:23:12.049 the positive. And then there was another article that Jennifer 524 00:23:12.069 --> 00:23:16.509 Garner posted some poem on her stories, whatever. And they're like, 525 00:23:17.349 --> 00:23:21.059 Jennifer Garner's getting involved and hoping that JLo and Ben could, 526 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:22.460 you know, make it happen. 527 00:23:22.500 --> 00:23:24.079 I'm like, she just did a poem. 528 00:23:24.140 --> 00:23:26.029 You don't know if that was, she came across the 529 00:23:26.049 --> 00:23:27.490 poem and thought it was beautiful. You don't know if 530 00:23:27.529 --> 00:23:29.730 she wanted her best friend who's going through a divorce 531 00:23:29.769 --> 00:23:31.210 to see it. You don't know if this was for 532 00:23:31.250 --> 00:23:33.640 her kid. You don't know if it was for herself. Like, 533 00:23:34.519 --> 00:23:36.559 Sometimes you just see something and you're like, that's fucking 534 00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:39.200 great or funny or inspiring. And I'm just going to 535 00:23:39.240 --> 00:23:41.329 post it. And it's not about you, boo. 536 00:23:42.049 --> 00:23:44.509 Exactly. Or it's not about the person you think it's about. 537 00:23:44.650 --> 00:23:44.930 Yeah. 538 00:23:45.309 --> 00:23:47.490 So you, in fact, have that wrong. Right. When I 539 00:23:47.829 --> 00:23:49.950 posted the weird thing about a narcissist. 540 00:23:50.630 --> 00:23:50.849 Yeah. 541 00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:52.640 But I'll tell you this. You just have to figure 542 00:23:52.680 --> 00:23:53.440 out who that's about. 543 00:23:53.500 --> 00:23:57.279 But Atlas is about AI. So I'm telling you, like, 544 00:23:57.500 --> 00:24:00.109 and look, good that we're talking about J-Lo. 545 00:24:00.210 --> 00:24:00.730 The shit's good. 546 00:24:00.750 --> 00:24:02.750 She's a good actress. I don't care what anybody says. 547 00:24:02.789 --> 00:24:05.339 The bitch is a good actress. You can't deny it. 548 00:24:05.809 --> 00:24:08.910 And the movie actually ended up, I started out as 549 00:24:08.950 --> 00:24:12.130 a hater because I read so much hate. There

was 550 00:24:12.190 --> 00:24:13.779 so much hate. I went into it thinking I was 551 00:24:13.900 --> 00:24:15.900 going to hate watch it. And then I'm sitting at 552 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:20.279 the end of the bed going, like this. 553 00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:21.759 It's good. 554 00:24:22.140 --> 00:24:24.460 It's sci-fi, so whatever. It's not for everyone. But at 555 00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:29.819 the end of the day, this makes me uncomfortable. Matrix, AI, robots. 556 00:24:30.019 --> 00:24:32.240 Eric Yuan. He's the CEO. I don't know if he 557 00:24:32.259 --> 00:24:34.799 created it, but I don't know. This is not a 558 00:24:34.819 --> 00:24:35.140 good idea. 559 00:24:35.160 --> 00:24:37.200 You need to go to the meeting. 560 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:38.359 Go to the meeting. 561 00:24:38.660 --> 00:24:42.160 Apple is joining with chat box CPT or whatever. And 562 00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:45.849 they're literally, Apple's getting like way deep into the AI game. 563 00:24:45.900 --> 00:24:48.670 It's like, Every time you go, hey, Siri, it's like, 564 00:24:48.690 --> 00:24:49.769 go ahead and get cloned. 565 00:24:50.730 --> 00:24:53.890 And that's what that's what that's what it's heading towards 566 00:24:54.009 --> 00:24:56.930 a migration of. It's scary. 567 00:24:57.109 --> 00:24:58.470 I'm glad we're going to be dead when it really. 568 00:24:58.529 --> 00:25:00.710 I keep thinking I keep thinking about that, too. But 569 00:25:00.730 --> 00:25:02.349 I mean, I have kids and I don't want them 570 00:25:02.490 --> 00:25:04.859 to be. All right. But I do feel like, well, 571 00:25:05.019 --> 00:25:07.420 I do think about a lot about that when I 572 00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:09.240 start to get stressed and I go, but I'll be dead. 573 00:25:10.299 --> 00:25:10.799 Yeah. Yeah. 574 00:25:10.900 --> 00:25:11.940 That's an awful way. 575 00:25:12.349 --> 00:25:15.710 It's awful. It's awful. It's awful. We're, it's weird to 576 00:25:15.809 --> 00:25:19.490 see the beginning of it's if anyone is into sci-fi, 577 00:25:19.710 --> 00:25:23.759 let's say, right. You, those movies and the whole genre 578 00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:27.039 is about this in reality. 579 00:25:27.220 --> 00:25:27.440 Yeah. 580 00:25:27.460 --> 00:25:31.559 You know what I mean? But in a fantastic, huge, whatever. 581 00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:33.619 And it's just weird to be at the tail at 582 00:25:33.660 --> 00:25:36.890 the very foothill of it. We're watching it be born, 583 00:25:36.970 --> 00:25:39.460 but we're not going to be here and, 300 years 584 00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:42.640 when fucking robots are flying around being like, I'm going 585 00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:43.380 to the meeting. 586 00:25:43.740 --> 00:25:45.119 You know what I mean? 587 00:25:45.140 --> 00:25:45.720 It's weird. 588 00:25:45.809 --> 00:25:48.630 I do think there could be something that I could 589 00:25:48.670 --> 00:25:56.789 see this happening. It's like a complete revert to no technology. 590 00:25:57.069 --> 00:25:58.970 We are going to live in this commune. We're going 591 00:25:58.990 --> 00:26:01.069 to make our own food. We don't want to hear 592 00:26:01.130 --> 00:26:04.420 about it. We don't want to do it. We don't 593 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:07.880 want to be any part of it. We're going to 594 00:26:07.900 --> 00:26:10.259 be reading books. We're going to be putting on plays 595 00:26:10.339 --> 00:26:14.930 at this commune and join our commune. Or because you 596 00:26:14.950 --> 00:26:17.470 can't compete with it, you're like, forget it. We're just 597 00:26:17.490 --> 00:26:20.109 going to go back to actually making our own food 598 00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:22.730 and creating our own businesses, whatever, in these towns. 599 00:26:22.750 --> 00:26:26.069 Because it's not also a sustainable resource. So the power 600 00:26:26.109 --> 00:26:28.230 will run out. There won't be enough to go around. 601 00:26:28.269 --> 00:26:30.519 So people will be like, let's just unplug and go 602 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:33.900 and put fire into lanterns and walk around our commune. 603 00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:35.599 Look how many young people are just like doing like 604 00:26:35.660 --> 00:26:37.849 van life and stuff. They're like, we don't care. We 605 00:26:38.509 --> 00:26:41.009 are not going to try to like do the corporate 606 00:26:41.029 --> 00:26:43.990 ladder or whatever. We're just going to like have fun 607 00:26:44.029 --> 00:26:44.910 and enjoy life. 608 00:26:45.589 --> 00:26:47.349 It's definitely going to go back because now at this 609 00:26:47.410 --> 00:26:50.440 point when I watch streaming, where I'm forced to sit 610 00:26:50.460 --> 00:26:52.880 through commercials, I go, it was neat when we could 611 00:26:52.940 --> 00:26:55.960 fast forward commercials and now we're back to just watching 612 00:26:56.039 --> 00:26:58.940 TV where we can't even fast forward a commercial. Like 613 00:26:58.980 --> 00:27:01.500 we've gone literally back in time. Oh, yeah. 614 00:27:01.619 --> 00:27:02.220 Interesting. 615 00:27:02.299 --> 00:27:04.500 Like when I'm forced to watch a commercial for something 616 00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:06.559 that I pay for. Right. It's not like I'm getting 617 00:27:06.579 --> 00:27:08.220 the streaming for free and then I have to watch 618 00:27:08.259 --> 00:27:10.200 the ads. It's like I paid for this and yet 619 00:27:10.299 --> 00:27:13.460 here I am stuck watching the commercial or getting up 620 00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:14.829 to go to the bathroom. I'm like, this is neat. 621 00:27:14.849 --> 00:27:18.609 It's like it's 1988 again. Yeah. It's definitely going to 622 00:27:18.650 --> 00:27:19.809 go back, like you said. 623 00:27:20.150 --> 00:27:27.529 Yeah. This is a cute couple. 61-year-old red-hot Chili Peppers 624 00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:33.900 frontman Anthony gets cozy courtside with 19-year-old girlfriend Helena in 625 00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:36.599 an NBA game. And not only is she 19, but

626 00:27:36.660 --> 00:27:40.569 she looks about 13. I thought that was his daughter. 627 00:27:40.789 --> 00:27:42.210 And he, at 61, looks very young as well. 628 00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:42.809 He does look good. 629 00:27:42.869 --> 00:27:45.740 He looks like he could be, you know, 46. 630 00:27:45.740 --> 00:27:46.359 He does look good. 631 00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:49.579 So he's, like, fit. He, you know. 632 00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:51.740 I can tell you what he doesn't look like, and 633 00:27:51.779 --> 00:27:56.700 that's Anthony Kiedis. I'm shocked that that's even him. Yeah. 634 00:27:56.779 --> 00:27:58.849 He probably got some work done. He looks way different. 635 00:27:58.869 --> 00:28:01.089 And he's probably, like, doing a lot of, like, you know, 636 00:28:01.150 --> 00:28:05.049 supplements and things. But they're holding hands. And, I mean, 637 00:28:05.049 --> 00:28:05.710 61 and 19. 638 00:28:05.710 --> 00:28:05.849 Mm-mm. 639 00:28:08.890 --> 00:28:11.089 I was just thinking, like, what? Like, look, this is 640 00:28:11.130 --> 00:28:13.150 what happened. I always think about the parents, and I've 641 00:28:13.490 --> 00:28:16.549 asked all the girls that when they were with Kev. Like, 642 00:28:16.750 --> 00:28:20.730 what are your parents saying? Is it just that it's 643 00:28:20.869 --> 00:28:23.920 so old that you're like, this can't last forever? I 644 00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:29.700 don't know. Like, what do you do? Like, her mom's probably, like, 42. 645 00:28:29.700 --> 00:28:31.799 It's like, what if the mom is, like, really young? Like, 646 00:28:31.859 --> 00:28:34.140 not even 50. I mean, it just. 647 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:34.230 And. 648 00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:40.039 Or I always wonder if the mom is, like, Girl, 649 00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:41.170 guess who? 650 00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:42.519 Helena is dating. 651 00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:45.750 Who's getting tickets to the Red Hot Chili Peppers? And 652 00:28:45.769 --> 00:28:49.970 then all of her like 45-year-old friends are like, hey, girl. 653 00:28:50.069 --> 00:28:51.509 And they're like, hey, who cares? 654 00:28:51.529 --> 00:28:54.009 This is my senior song. I love this. 655 00:28:54.130 --> 00:28:56.410 And she's like, yeah, well, how did you guys get 656 00:28:56.450 --> 00:28:59.009 into the Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were my favorite 657 00:28:59.029 --> 00:29:02.559 band in high school. Oh, my daughter's dating the lead singer. So, 658 00:29:02.690 --> 00:29:05.650 I mean. I always think about the parents that benefit 659 00:29:05.710 --> 00:29:09.480 from their daughters having a massive age gap relationship with 660 00:29:09.500 --> 00:29:12.099 someone who's wealthy. We don't think about that enough. 661 00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:21.359 No. Well, what if Brandon was with like, you know, what's. 662 00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:22.819 That other one? Nancy Wilson from Heart. 663 00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:24.259 No. 664 00:29:24.420 --> 00:29:28.069 Or what's not Judi

Dench with Maggie? What's the sexy 665 00:29:28.150 --> 00:29:28.710 one that's like? 666 00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:30.480 British, who has a good body. 667 00:29:30.579 --> 00:29:32.759 Oh, Helen Mirren? 668 00:29:32.900 --> 00:29:34.609 Helen Mirren. Oh, okay, Cher. 669 00:29:34.619 --> 00:29:37.349 Cher has a young boyfriend right now. 670 00:29:37.369 --> 00:29:38.490 Cher's 70. 671 00:29:38.490 --> 00:29:41.259 Has Cher sold her Balibu homes? every time we pass it, 672 00:29:41.289 --> 00:29:43.230 I go, that's Cher's house. And that's why you're finally home. 673 00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:45.470 I always thought I would have met her by now 674 00:29:45.529 --> 00:29:47.349 and hung out at least one day at her house. 675 00:29:47.390 --> 00:29:48.950 I know she listed it. I don't know if she 676 00:29:49.029 --> 00:29:52.890 sold it. But if A.E., who, by the way, last 677 00:29:52.910 --> 00:29:56.130 episode I talked about, I kept calling him A.I. It's A.E. 678 00:29:56.410 --> 00:30:02.650 for something Edwards. And he used to date... Amber Rose 679 00:30:02.690 --> 00:30:06.250 but now he's dating Cher Cher if they break up 680 00:30:06.869 --> 00:30:10.109 and Brandon or Drake started to date Cher okay and 681 00:30:10.170 --> 00:30:13.450 I was like I don't care like I want to 682 00:30:13.470 --> 00:30:16.019 hang out with Cher and then she's all trying to 683 00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:19.940 be nice to me because I'm Heather because yeah Heather if. 684 00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:23.500 You believe in love you know I love Brandon or Drake. 685 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:25.640 And then I'm just like I've been wanting to hang 686 00:30:25.700 --> 00:30:28.200 out at your beautiful Malibu house for years and if 687 00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:32.799 it's through my son then dating a Gray Panther, which 688 00:30:32.859 --> 00:30:36.660 is what you call. Oh, a Gray Panther. It goes Puma, Cougar, 689 00:30:37.220 --> 00:30:38.460 Gray Panther. Gray Panther. 690 00:30:39.410 --> 00:30:42.930 Cher is different because Cher is so cool. I mean, 691 00:30:42.950 --> 00:30:46.890 what about even the difference between Cher and Madonna? Because 692 00:30:46.970 --> 00:30:47.849 Madonna is. 693 00:30:47.910 --> 00:30:51.390 Would I want my son to date Madonna or Cher? 694 00:30:51.809 --> 00:30:55.029 And are boys and girls different? Or is it the 695 00:30:55.069 --> 00:30:57.990 same for a parent? Is it different for a 19-year-old 696 00:30:58.009 --> 00:30:59.970 girl to be with a 61-year-old guy than it is 697 00:31:00.009 --> 00:31:02.690 for a. 18 or 19 or 21 year old boy 698 00:31:02.710 --> 00:31:05.410 to be with a 60 or 70 year old woman. 699 00:31:06.369 --> 00:31:09.589 How are feelings about that? I say Cher wins no 700 00:31:09.609 --> 00:31:12.190 matter what because Cher's cool. I want to do a different, 701 00:31:12.509 --> 00:31:15.789 what if it was Susan Sarandon or Madonna? 702 00:31:16.369 --> 00:31:19.529 Now we're getting into people we like and dislike. 703 00:31:19.589 --> 00:31:23.359 Then I'm going to go with Madonna also because I 704 00:31:23.380 --> 00:31:25.950 think she's fun and she's had a more fun life 705 00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:29.769 and I have more questions for Madonna. when we're hanging 706 00:31:29.950 --> 00:31:32.390 out and she's trying to kiss my ass because she 707 00:31:32.430 --> 00:31:34.900 likes my son's ass. So when I like, you know, 708 00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:39.559 I'm using it for that. The other thing is, yeah, like, yeah, 709 00:31:39.579 --> 00:31:42.779 it's a, it's a very interesting thing. Well, I do, I, I, I, 710 00:31:43.019 --> 00:31:44.700 you know, here's the other thing. And I've talked a 711 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:48.250 little bit about this. It's like, so let's say you 712 00:31:48.289 --> 00:31:51.130 have a son and he's 38, 40. He's never dying 713 00:31:51.190 --> 00:31:55.769 to be a dad. He's a good guy, but he 714 00:31:55.809 --> 00:31:59.150 never really was super ambitious. He doesn't have a big company. 715 00:31:59.190 --> 00:32:02.279 He's always been self-sufficient. He likes to surf. He's a 716 00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:05.279 delight bartender and he knows how to like, you know, 717 00:32:05.299 --> 00:32:10.400 fix some shit around the house. He is like, meets 718 00:32:10.460 --> 00:32:14.349 a girl. She's 54. She's fit. She's gorgeous. She has 719 00:32:14.390 --> 00:32:16.190 a home. She has some bucks. She has a home. 720 00:32:16.470 --> 00:32:19.529 And they, and obviously she's not going to give him 721 00:32:19.589 --> 00:32:23.490 a kid. He doesn't want a kid. But he provides 722 00:32:23.710 --> 00:32:27.329 a companionship, a fun thing. And like, would that bother 723 00:32:27.349 --> 00:32:29.630 me knowing that there, that he's with a girl that's 724 00:32:29.650 --> 00:32:32.710 like close to 20 years older. So now I'm like 725 00:32:32.990 --> 00:32:35.869 in my late sixties and he's dating a 54 year 726 00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:36.349 old woman. 727 00:32:36.670 --> 00:32:38.099 But he's like around 40. 728 00:32:38.099 --> 00:32:40.420 He's around 40, but he's, you know, no, I don't 729 00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:42.460 think I would care. I think I'd be pretty happy 730 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:44.779 with that. Actually. I think I'd be happier with that 731 00:32:45.259 --> 00:32:49.079 than him not having a shit together and like knocking 732 00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:52.279 up some girl and not being able to provide or 733 00:32:52.299 --> 00:32:54.140 not be ready for that. Like I think that I 734 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:58.589 actually think a guy who's like pushing 40 that needs 735 00:32:58.630 --> 00:32:59.069 a home. 736 00:32:59.450 --> 00:32:59.710 Yeah. 737 00:32:59.829 --> 00:33:01.130 And finds a woman who has a home. It's a 738 00:33:01.170 --> 00:33:03.369 light gold digging. It's just a light gold digging. 739 00:33:03.450 --> 00:33:06.750 It's a reverse gold digging, but it's a win-win situation. 740

00:33:06.769 --> 00:33:09.670 Yeah, because no one is in their early 20s. And 741 00:33:09.690 --> 00:33:11.079 no one's bringing kids into it. 742 00:33:11.190 --> 00:33:11.410 Yeah. 743 00:33:12.190 --> 00:33:14.650 So like I'm all for it. And I think guys 744 00:33:14.690 --> 00:33:18.079 are starting to realize that there's a whole plethora of 745 00:33:19.019 --> 00:33:24.779 Of horny. Of horny, in shape, early 50s women that 746 00:33:24.839 --> 00:33:26.609 can't have kids and don't want them. 747 00:33:26.970 --> 00:33:30.670 And they're all on Bravo. They're all on Bravo. 748 00:33:30.710 --> 00:33:33.190 And they're all on Ozempic. They all have good work 749 00:33:33.369 --> 00:33:35.880 and they all have Ozempic. Yeah. So they don't cost 750 00:33:35.940 --> 00:33:36.299 a lot. 751 00:33:37.250 --> 00:33:39.769 They take care of themselves. They don't need your money. 752 00:33:40.309 --> 00:33:43.759 They're looking for companionship, sex, fun, emotional support. 753 00:33:43.779 --> 00:33:45.720 One filet of salmon will cover both of you. 754 00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:46.200 Great. 755 00:33:46.259 --> 00:33:48.400 Because she's not eating a lot. She's not eating a lot. 756 00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:53.720 But your job, sir, you be there. You be a support. 757 00:33:53.740 --> 00:33:57.460 You don't cheat. And you. 758 00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:00.539 Satisfy the lady. 759 00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:04.200 But then as the lady, you're dealing with someone that 760 00:34:04.220 --> 00:34:08.380 you don't want to turn into a squatter. So inviting 761 00:34:08.440 --> 00:34:12.179 him into your vagina and your home, you need to 762 00:34:12.460 --> 00:34:17.280 make sure that you still, you don't then masculine to 763 00:34:17.300 --> 00:34:20.429 the point where you're like, oh, my man knows how 764 00:34:20.469 --> 00:34:23.909 to pay the bills. My man is buying a business 765 00:34:23.929 --> 00:34:27.269 for us. No, no, no, no girlfriend. You control all 766 00:34:27.309 --> 00:34:30.170 your money. And if it means you give him an allowance, 767 00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:34.460 give them an allowance. You are not out to masculine 768 00:34:34.940 --> 00:34:38.590 someone that biggest job was, you know, detailing a car. 769 00:34:38.889 --> 00:34:39.409 No, no. 770 00:34:40.389 --> 00:34:42.469 Yeah. There's my advice. I think that's great. 771 00:34:42.809 --> 00:34:43.050 Yeah. 772 00:34:43.230 --> 00:34:44.349 It can work. 773 00:34:44.929 --> 00:34:47.829 Susan Sarandon. It's going to be a no go. Yeah. No. 774 00:34:48.170 --> 00:34:50.300 She's just not going to fit into the family. 775 00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:53.659 You know what I mean? Um, Christine Quinn. Now this 776 00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:56.000 is a beautiful girl from selling sunset who had the husband. 777 00:34:56.019 --> 00:34:59.579 They had the, Horrible incident happened where he threw a 778 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:01.760 bag of glass at her and it hit their small 779 00:35:01.800

--> 00:35:03.389 child who would turn out to be fine. But she 780 00:35:03.429 --> 00:35:05.690 is like, you are she got a restraining order. And 781 00:35:05.730 --> 00:35:08.510 she's like, right now, I don't want him. She's demanding 782 00:35:08.530 --> 00:35:11.489 that he have no contact with the kids. Well, she 783 00:35:11.510 --> 00:35:14.949 just said that someone was walking around her property and 784 00:35:16.090 --> 00:35:18.789 it's somebody that he is very close to and has 785 00:35:18.809 --> 00:35:21.809 taken photos with. So now she accused him of sending 786 00:35:22.269 --> 00:35:25.489 this person to spy on her, which is a violation 787 00:35:25.750 --> 00:35:29.469 of the restraining order. He's turned into be a real nightmare. 788 00:35:29.489 --> 00:35:31.630 I mean, what should she do? 789 00:35:31.670 --> 00:35:35.690 Yeah. Well, she's going to rejoin selling sunset. She was 790 00:35:35.750 --> 00:35:38.550 just photographed with the, one of the tiny twins and 791 00:35:38.710 --> 00:35:41.800 a bunch of the girls. And she, I don't know 792 00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:43.860 if they're filming right now, but it very much. I 793 00:35:43.900 --> 00:35:48.780 think that would, I know they just finished filming that season. 794 00:35:49.400 --> 00:35:51.659 That hasn't come out yet. And I don't know if 795 00:35:51.699 --> 00:35:54.449 she's on that, but I think the next season she 796 00:35:54.489 --> 00:35:57.190 will be back on, which she should. And then we 797 00:35:57.210 --> 00:35:58.510 get to see her be single. 798 00:35:58.530 --> 00:36:00.449 I think it's a great idea for her to be back. Yeah. 799 00:36:00.650 --> 00:36:02.969 I was like, when she left, I was like, nah, 800 00:36:03.150 --> 00:36:05.929 I kind of felt like the spark left too for me. Yeah. 801 00:36:06.449 --> 00:36:06.909 I missed her. 802 00:36:06.949 --> 00:36:10.969 But at the point of this, I'm moving in. She 803 00:36:10.989 --> 00:36:12.670 can't go to New York because she's on Selling Sunset. 804 00:36:12.690 --> 00:36:14.690 But if I wasn't on Selling Sunset, one, I'd move 805 00:36:14.730 --> 00:36:16.190 to New York and I'd move to a building with 806 00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:18.719 a doorman. Right. Because nobody cares if you live in 807 00:36:18.739 --> 00:36:20.760 a building in New York. That's the thing to do. Here, 808 00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:22.500 I mean, you'd have to move into a building. I 809 00:36:22.539 --> 00:36:25.739 would not be in a house surrounded by trees. 810 00:36:25.820 --> 00:36:25.960 No. 811 00:36:26.389 --> 00:36:29.010 With lurkers in the trees spying on me. I mean, 812 00:36:29.969 --> 00:36:31.449 everybody can get everybody's address. 813 00:36:31.510 --> 00:36:32.949 It's just too, it's too dangerous. And what are we 814 00:36:32.969 --> 00:36:33.699 doing with the stalkers? 815 00:36:33.739 --> 00:36:34.179 What are we doing? 816 00:36:34.340 --> 00:36:37.619 Baby reindeer, this guy. What are we going to do? Like, 817 00:36:37.820 --> 00:36:38.179 you know what? 818 00:36:38.219 --> 00:36:41.239 Why don't the Zoom guy, why don't you figure that out? 819 00:36:41.340 --> 00:36:42.960 Not worry about who's at the meeting. Why don't we 820 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.360 worry about this problem? If you want to be a stalker, 821 00:36:45.380 --> 00:36:46.659 but you don't have time to be a stalker, you 822 00:36:46.699 --> 00:36:49.179 can get an AI person to stalk too. 823 00:36:50.070 --> 00:36:51.429 That's what he's going to invent. 824 00:36:51.449 --> 00:36:54.190 People are even too lazy to stalk. They have to 825 00:36:54.230 --> 00:36:55.250 do their AI stalk. 826 00:36:55.530 --> 00:36:55.750 No. 827 00:36:56.030 --> 00:36:56.469 Okay. 828 00:36:57.130 --> 00:37:02.780 What– what is their name? Kim Zolciak and Croy Berman. 829 00:37:03.380 --> 00:37:06.219 I don't really know what's going on with them. Now 830 00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:09.099 they have a– they're in the same house together because 831 00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:11.400 they can't afford to leave and nobody wants to leave. 832 00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:15.710 So they fight about– she's always calling the cops saying that, like, 833 00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:18.420 He won't let her in the closet and she has 834 00:37:18.460 --> 00:37:20.000 a handbag that she wants to look at. 835 00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:22.420 She has full hair and makeup and is like in 836 00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:24.579 the body cam. She like leans down and is like, 837 00:37:24.699 --> 00:37:28.860 did you get me? He has my phone. And it's 838 00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:32.380 like the thirst is real. As Nene said, it wasn't 839 00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.880 even about Kim, but on Atlanta, the thirst is very real. 840 00:37:36.019 --> 00:37:41.039 Like is anybody who's still invested in this at this point? No. 841 00:37:41.179 --> 00:37:43.400 I'm not. I put it in my thing, and I 842 00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:45.940 kind of got bored. Yeah, what do they want? 843 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:47.760 They're not going to be back on Bravo, right? Do 844 00:37:47.780 --> 00:37:50.010 they want a spinoff? Do they want a YouTube show? 845 00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:53.349 They were seen filming something. I don't know. I'm over it, too. 846 00:37:53.369 --> 00:37:56.269 The daughter's getting married. 847 00:37:56.670 --> 00:38:00.650 The older one is getting married. Oh, God. Brielle. Yeah. 848 00:38:01.110 --> 00:38:01.449 Okay. 849 00:38:01.889 --> 00:38:04.889 And, yeah, you're right. I don't really care anymore. 850 00:38:04.949 --> 00:38:06.079 Well, I mean, it wasn't a criticism on you. 851 00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:07.699 You know what? It's kind of like the same way 852 00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:08.360 I feel about. 853 00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:12.579 The Meghan Markle. I was going to say the Markles. 854 00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:16.219 Meghan Markle and Harry. Like, I just don't care. I 855 00:38:16.539 --> 00:38:19.219 don't care. I don't care

what they do. The momentum 856 00:38:19.260 --> 00:38:19.900 is gone. 857 00:38:19.980 --> 00:38:20.599 Yeah. Gone. 858 00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:23.019 Like, I don't care. They were saying, oh, if she 859 00:38:23.059 --> 00:38:26.579 was to lose her title, she would become, or some title, 860 00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:29.219 she'd be Princess Henry. I'm like, what? Princess Henry. And 861 00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.840 it's because, do you know that Harry's real name is Henry? No. 862 00:38:33.099 --> 00:38:33.380 No. 863 00:38:34.099 --> 00:38:35.199 He was born Henry. 864 00:38:35.219 --> 00:38:37.889 By his real dad? 865 00:38:39.829 --> 00:38:42.070 You know why? It's because there's no endgame. There's no 866 00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:42.989 endgame for the Markles. 867 00:38:43.010 --> 00:38:44.010 Yeah, they never had one. 868 00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:47.159 If the Markles endgame was getting back to England, I 869 00:38:47.179 --> 00:38:49.840 would be back paying attention to every detail. If I 870 00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:54.820 knew Kim and Kroy's endgame, whether it be Bravo, E!, YouTube, 871 00:38:55.139 --> 00:38:57.840 I would be like, okay. I mean, I still pay 872 00:38:57.860 --> 00:39:00.300 attention to the stories, but I just am like, I'm 873 00:39:00.340 --> 00:39:03.659 not invested because I don't understand what they're getting at. 874 00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:05.760 or why they're doing it. We know it isn't true. 875 00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:06.920 We know it's inauthentic. 876 00:39:06.980 --> 00:39:07.219 Right. 877 00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:11.360 I mean, a bigger question as we talk about where 878 00:39:11.579 --> 00:39:15.719 reality TV is today, it is so different because it 879 00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:19.699 used to be we wanted to see an insight into 880 00:39:19.829 --> 00:39:23.809 people's lives, whether it was these women in Orange County and, 881 00:39:23.949 --> 00:39:25.710 oh my God, we get to see their homes and stuff. 882 00:39:26.550 --> 00:39:31.780 Now everybody shares every moment of their life on Instagram. 883 00:39:32.539 --> 00:39:36.539 And then these things are six months out. We've all 884 00:39:36.579 --> 00:39:39.989 seen it play out on social media. And then everybody 885 00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:43.949 is pissing off the Bravo people by– I almost feel 886 00:39:43.969 --> 00:39:47.510 like the only way to do reality TV again is 887 00:39:47.690 --> 00:39:52.360 if you said– Part of it is you cannot have Instagram, 888 00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:55.800 you cannot have social media, and you cannot have a 889 00:39:55.820 --> 00:39:58.219 podcast and you cannot talk about it. And if you 890 00:39:58.300 --> 00:40:00.940 want to do it, we're going to film it. And 891 00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:03.510 the turnaround has to be quicker. They've got to hire 892 00:40:03.550 --> 00:40:07.449 more editors so that within like three months of like finishing, 893 00:40:07.530 --> 00:40:08.050 it's out. 894 00:40:08.130 --> 00:40:12.170 With People's Couch, we turn those episodes around in a week. 895 00:40:12.909 --> 00:40:15.590 So I think you're a thousand percent right. I think 896 00:40:15.610 --> 00:40:18.130 it should be both. I think it should be Bravo 897 00:40:18.150 --> 00:40:21.730 should not allow anyone to even do podcasts or have 898 00:40:21.809 --> 00:40:24.030 one unless it's through Bravo. So Bravo can keep the 899 00:40:24.070 --> 00:40:27.269 intellectual property and keep the money, which they want to do. 900 00:40:27.849 --> 00:40:30.110 And then they should turn them around in a week, 901 00:40:30.150 --> 00:40:31.909 almost like it's live, you know? 902 00:40:31.929 --> 00:40:36.280 I mean, I'm not saying to take business away from people, 903 00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:40.639 but I think there has to be something like to 904 00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:44.579 keep it that it's like exciting and we're watching something. 905 00:40:44.599 --> 00:40:45.679 We just find everything out. 906 00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:48.519 Yeah. And it's like, Yeah, I don't know. That's probably 907 00:40:48.539 --> 00:40:52.909 why they're scrambling. Countess Luanne did a great article for 908 00:40:52.929 --> 00:40:55.789 The Bustle. I love men and I love sex. What 909 00:40:55.809 --> 00:40:57.809 if I wanted to date. 910 00:40:57.150 --> 00:41:01.179 Brandon or Drake? Because I love men and I love sex. 911 00:41:01.980 --> 00:41:02.840 I mean, what about her? 912 00:41:02.860 --> 00:41:02.920 No. 913 00:41:03.380 --> 00:41:04.159 Okay. 914 00:41:05.500 --> 00:41:05.760 Yeah. 915 00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:10.679 No, I disagree with this. No, but she would say, 916 00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:13.760 you know, like, she did say one thing, like, go 917 00:41:13.820 --> 00:41:15.440 find a guy at Bed Bath & Beyond. I'm like, 918 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:17.199 first of all, didn't they all close? 919 00:41:17.460 --> 00:41:18.139 Yeah, those are gone. 920 00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:19.960 I think she meant Home Depot. Those are gone. 921 00:41:19.980 --> 00:41:21.940 Yeah, and if they're at Bed Bath & Beyond, aren't 922 00:41:21.960 --> 00:41:23.179 they married or? 923 00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:24.349 Yeah, or at Home Depot. 924 00:41:24.630 --> 00:41:26.750 But even if you're going to those places, may I 925 00:41:26.789 --> 00:41:31.550 inquire as to how a woman would, I can imagine myself. 926 00:41:31.949 --> 00:41:32.190 Okay. 927 00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:33.110 At Home Depot. 928 00:41:33.489 --> 00:41:33.829 Yeah. 929 00:41:33.849 --> 00:41:39.210 Okay. Diking through the aisles, or let's just say I'm 930 00:41:39.269 --> 00:41:41.170 a regular lady, but I'm thinking of my own self. 931 00:41:41.230 --> 00:41:43.489 I walk through the aisles, I need lightbulbs. I need 932 00:41:43.510 --> 00:41:44.130 screws and. 933 00:41:43.989 --> 00:41:44.530 I need whatever. 934 00:41:44.550 --> 00:41:46.070 Well, then the first thing you're doing is finding the 935 00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:48.789

person in the orange vest and you're like, where's this 936 00:41:49.210 --> 00:41:51.590 one screw that I need? And they're like, it's over 937 00:41:51.670 --> 00:41:52.829 on 27B. 938 00:41:53.219 --> 00:41:55.179 What I like is another kind of screw. 939 00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:57.380 Do you have time to screw, darling? 940 00:41:57.559 --> 00:41:58.440 Is that what we're doing? 941 00:41:58.860 --> 00:42:00.639 The guy in the red shirt? You can't buy me nails, 942 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:04.519 but you can nail me. Just like constant sexual fuzz. 943 00:42:04.539 --> 00:42:05.760 Just the whole time? 944 00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:07.710 Do you know where the paper towels are? 945 00:42:07.730 --> 00:42:13.099 I like to be hammered hard. I'm looking for a. 946 00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:14.920 What do you call it? 947 00:42:14.929 --> 00:42:15.639 A bed? Wait. 948 00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:16.659 A headboard? 949 00:42:16.739 --> 00:42:16.980 Wait. 950 00:42:17.219 --> 00:42:17.619 Headboard? 951 00:42:17.780 --> 00:42:19.079 Yeah, I need a new headboard. 952 00:42:19.099 --> 00:42:25.199 I don't think I need to say why. Mine's broken. 953 00:42:28.289 --> 00:42:31.010 I mean, what are we doing at Home Depot? I 954 00:42:31.030 --> 00:42:33.949 get being at a bar. I get being at a steakhouse. 955 00:42:34.050 --> 00:42:37.699 I get being at places where men... are, but at 956 00:42:37.739 --> 00:42:42.139 a store, I don't understand how you're approaching that situation. 957 00:42:42.900 --> 00:42:45.739 What are you doing? Are you going up to some guy? 958 00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:50.050 I mean, she is a social animal. Heather is too. 959 00:42:50.090 --> 00:42:51.820 They're big flirts. I'm a big flirt. I think I 960 00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:52.179 could make it. 961 00:42:52.179 --> 00:42:53.130 No, I'm not a big flirt. 962 00:42:53.190 --> 00:42:53.590 I never. 963 00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:54.059 Well, I am. 964 00:42:54.389 --> 00:42:55.150 I could make it happen. 965 00:42:55.250 --> 00:42:58.269 I actually, I actually get really weird and nervous if 966 00:42:58.309 --> 00:43:01.550 a guy like hits on me and, um, it, I 967 00:43:01.829 --> 00:43:07.940 got hit on, um, After the Marky Mark thing, we 968 00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:11.739 came back to the hotel and Peter was like giving 969 00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:14.840 them info to the valet or whatever. And there was 970 00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.320 a wedding outside and I heard them say, and now 971 00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:20.039 the maid of honor is going to speak. So I 972 00:43:20.179 --> 00:43:23.179 went right out to the restaurant to like eavesdrop on 973 00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:25.880 this wedding. And these two guys came in this one 974 00:43:25.900 --> 00:43:29.340 go goes, wow, you're super pretty. And I go, oh, 975 00:43:29.659 --> 00:43:32.329 thank you. But my heart like starts beating. I don't 976 00:43:32.349 --> 00:43:34.699 know why it makes me like very nervous. And so 977 00:43:34.739 -->

00:43:37.219 then he went back to the lobby. He was in 978 00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.019 the lobby. And then I found Peter. And he saw 979 00:43:40.059 --> 00:43:42.260 me walking. He didn't realize I was with Peter. And 980 00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:43.840 he saw me walking like, oh, my God, is this 981 00:43:43.900 --> 00:43:46.239 girl going to, like, come back and, like, talk to me? 982 00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:49.880 And he was probably, like, 40-ish, just like I said. 983 00:43:49.900 --> 00:43:53.119 Probably needed a home. Probably needed a home and was, like, 984 00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:57.130 rich lady in a short pantsuit and shorts and a blazer. 985 00:43:57.210 --> 00:44:01.289 And then I went to Peter. But it, like, threw me. 986 00:44:01.829 --> 00:44:04.400 If they don't hit on you. I think it's much 987 00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.199 easier to flirt if they don't give me attention. I 988 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:11.239 can be conversational and flirt, but then the second somebody's 989 00:44:11.460 --> 00:44:13.989 into me, it's like, well, now we're in a whole 990 00:44:14.010 --> 00:44:15.239 different situation here. 991 00:44:15.260 --> 00:44:17.250 It's weird. It sort of scares me or something. 992 00:44:17.269 --> 00:44:19.550 But we saw guys blatantly trying to get with you 993 00:44:19.610 --> 00:44:23.010 at the hotel or the club we went. You get 994 00:44:23.070 --> 00:44:25.690 a lot of male attention. 995 00:44:25.710 --> 00:44:29.050 The male gaze is on you. I don't see it, 996 00:44:29.050 --> 00:44:30.769 but thank you. I mean, you don't notice it. 997 00:44:30.769 --> 00:44:36.489 Thank you. I as an outsider looking in with regular women. 998 00:44:36.909 --> 00:44:37.170 Yeah. 999 00:44:37.650 --> 00:44:39.170 I always see what's going on. 1000 00:44:39.969 --> 00:44:44.340 And I just don't I guess if from normal late women, 1001 00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:46.320 it would be easy because they're just there for you. 1002 00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:48.280 I mean, I guess that's the thing. They're just there 1003 00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:50.380 for you, waiting for you. Yeah. You know what I mean? 1004 00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:51.960 So I guess if they're at Home Depot, that's a 1005 00:44:51.980 --> 00:44:52.340 good time. 1006 00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:52.760 That's right. 1007 00:44:52.780 --> 00:44:55.139 Beyond, I would be scared that someone's got their wedding 1008 00:44:55.179 --> 00:44:55.920 ring in their pocket. 1009 00:44:56.340 --> 00:44:56.719 Right. 1010 00:44:56.739 --> 00:44:57.730 Thank you anyway, Luann. 1011 00:44:58.030 --> 00:44:59.869 I mean, you know, what about Home Depot? 1012 00:45:00.340 --> 00:45:03.179 Well, she didn't say Home Depot, but I mean, Home Depot, 1013 00:45:03.320 --> 00:45:04.860 I mean, you just don't know. But there's definitely a 1014 00:45:04.889 --> 00:45:05.590 lot of men there. 1015 00:45:05.780 --> 00:45:07.949 A lot of men going to do stuff that's on 1016 00:45:07.969 --> 00:45:09.670 their list from their wives. Yeah. 1017 00:45:09.769 --> 00:45:10.030 Right. 1018 00:45:10.909 --> 00:45:13.349 And we still don't know what's going on with Trista Stutter. 1019 00:45:14.170 --> 00:45:16.489 People just think that she did Special Forces. 1020 00:45:18.090 --> 00:45:18.210 Oh. 1021 00:45:18.230 --> 00:45:19.889 Okay, well. 1022 00:45:19.909 --> 00:45:21.849 She's missing. Who cares? She's missing. 1023 00:45:21.889 --> 00:45:22.239 Doesn't matter. 1024 00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:22.840 Doesn't matter. 1025 00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:25.920 This was kind of funny. This hiker found a secret 1026 00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:29.530 water pipe supplying China's tallest waterfall, forcing officials to apologize 1027 00:45:29.570 --> 00:45:31.269 for misleading tourists. 1028 00:45:31.309 --> 00:45:32.570 Classic China. 1029 00:45:32.590 --> 00:45:34.489 Everyone's climbing up to see this waterfall. 1030 00:45:34.510 --> 00:45:38.579 They probably ordered that waterfall on Amazon. They said, we 1031 00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:40.280 thought this was going to be a real waterfall, but 1032 00:45:40.300 --> 00:45:41.940 we got it on Amazon, and now it's just a fake. 1033 00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:45.000 They said, hey, sometimes I need a little beautification, and 1034 00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:47.119 sometimes I need a little help. They did it from 1035 00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:50.920 the point of view of the waterfall. And so they're like, sorry, 1036 00:45:51.099 --> 00:45:53.800 you know, it just, it was a little dry this season. 1037 00:45:53.820 --> 00:45:54.960 So we just added to it. 1038 00:45:55.019 --> 00:45:55.360 Right. 1039 00:45:55.579 --> 00:45:57.719 I will say, you know, when we've talked about the 1040 00:45:57.760 --> 00:45:59.920 things we love on Instagram, one of some of our 1041 00:45:59.960 --> 00:46:03.639 favorite things, such as dogs meeting their military people after 1042 00:46:03.659 --> 00:46:04.260 two years. 1043 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:04.579 Yes. 1044 00:46:04.659 --> 00:46:08.659 Babies hearing, babies seeing. Which, by the way, Marky Mark, 1045 00:46:08.739 --> 00:46:11.000 if this is not already in the works, needs to 1046 00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:17.070 do a movie about military dogs. You're welcome. You can 1047 00:46:17.090 --> 00:46:20.119 do it at your studio. in Nevada after you come 1048 00:46:20.219 --> 00:46:23.719 to my show in September at the Venetian. Okay, continue. 1049 00:46:23.739 --> 00:46:24.360 So what else? Go. 1050 00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:29.139 So we share a love for those videos. Another one, 1051 00:46:29.179 --> 00:46:31.179 I don't know if you share the loves that I 1052 00:46:31.239 --> 00:46:35.619 do for another set of videos are places in China 1053 00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:40.760 where people go for tourism that are so insanely high 1054 00:46:42.139 --> 00:46:47.480 and have no floor. So people– there's all these places 1055 00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:53.300 and they're in China that are so incredibly

insane that they've. 1056 00:46:53.179 --> 00:46:54.909 Built– Like you're walking like a bridge or something? 1057 00:46:54.929 --> 00:46:57.070 But there's a– but it's– you can see through it 1058 00:46:57.130 --> 00:46:59.829 and people fall or it's shaky. 1059 00:47:00.170 --> 00:47:03.369 They walk across a huge glass bridge, which is already 1060 00:47:03.409 --> 00:47:08.000 insanely high. And then they go, let's crack it. And 1061 00:47:08.019 --> 00:47:11.480 there's a fake crack that goes through where it's shattering. 1062 00:47:11.719 --> 00:47:15.039 And then they're like, huh? And they're traumatized for life 1063 00:47:15.179 --> 00:47:17.719 because the glass bridge they're standing on starts to shatter. 1064 00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:19.000 But it's not real. 1065 00:47:19.059 --> 00:47:19.260 No. 1066 00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.219 But then, or there's other ones such as a huge 1067 00:47:22.300 --> 00:47:25.079 hand that's splayed. It's like on the top of a 1068 00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:27.039 mountain and a huge arm is in and you can 1069 00:47:27.059 --> 00:47:31.079 walk to the fingertip. And then it's all weird. And 1070 00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:32.380 it's all in China. 1071 00:47:33.460 --> 00:47:35.760 Check it out. Oh, my God. Terrifying. 1072 00:47:35.820 --> 00:47:36.010 Yeah. 1073 00:47:36.929 --> 00:47:42.469 This video was from BFF Real. I think that this 1074 00:47:42.530 --> 00:47:45.449 is who did it. Or Jesse E. Jess. I don't know. 1075 00:47:45.769 --> 00:47:49.820 Someone sent it to me. And it's all about when 1076 00:47:50.179 --> 00:47:55.099 Justin Bieber was younger and how women and James Corden 1077 00:47:56.440 --> 00:48:01.929 was very inappropriate. Ellen as well. And all these clips 1078 00:48:01.989 --> 00:48:06.670 put together from Jenny McCarthy, like he won an award 1079 00:48:06.690 --> 00:48:09.269 and she like is attacking him and he just turned 18. 1080 00:48:09.269 --> 00:48:11.150 And he's like, I think I feel a little violated, 1081 00:48:11.190 --> 00:48:13.949 like being funny. I've talked about when he came on 1082 00:48:14.010 --> 00:48:17.690 our show, we, nobody touched him. We did this weird 1083 00:48:17.809 --> 00:48:23.300 sketch myself with, with Jen and Sarah. And we acted like, 1084 00:48:23.340 --> 00:48:26.219 we're like, Hey, we're wearing like these slutty outfits and 1085 00:48:26.260 --> 00:48:30.500 like kept coming around and stuff. And, I don't know 1086 00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:33.340 that Chelsea was ever like weird, but it was, he 1087 00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:36.010 was such a heartthrob. It was just a low hanging 1088 00:48:36.150 --> 00:48:39.989 fruit joke for talk shows to do. And 15 years ago, 1089 00:48:40.070 --> 00:48:43.570 nobody thought about how inappropriate and gross it was that 1090 00:48:43.610 --> 00:48:46.630 he was just a young boy and we shouldn't constantly 1091 00:48:46.670 --> 00:48:50.619 be like sexualizing him because we think that's funny. And 1092 00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:54.460 then there was, so then James Corden went and smelled 1093 00:48:54.500 --> 00:48:56.820 him and was like, you smell great. How old are you? 1094 00:48:56.900 --> 00:48:59.360 And he goes, I'm 16. I'll be 17 in two weeks. 1095 00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:01.710 And he's like, I wish I smelled that good. I 1096 00:49:01.750 --> 00:49:03.389 never smelled that good when I was 16. And then 1097 00:49:03.409 --> 00:49:05.949 he like touched his face. And then it was like 1098 00:49:05.969 --> 00:49:08.639 something with Leah Remini. And I'm not criticizing any of 1099 00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:11.159 those people. I'm saying everybody sat around a writer's room 1100 00:49:11.179 --> 00:49:13.539 and thought that that was funny and thought it was fine. 1101 00:49:13.860 --> 00:49:17.150 And I want to apologize to Justin Bieber because it 1102 00:49:17.210 --> 00:49:20.380 was wrong. It was wrong and it is wrong. and 1103 00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:21.320 it's gross. 1104 00:49:21.739 --> 00:49:23.360 And that's the video that will come back and haunt 1105 00:49:23.380 --> 00:49:24.579 you if you ever join Housewives. 1106 00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:27.539 Well, that's why I'm putting it out now, Bo Dietl. 1107 00:49:28.199 --> 00:49:30.639 You don't need to look up that sketch of where 1108 00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:34.920 I was in a red skimpy outfit being like, hey, Justin. 1109 00:49:35.139 --> 00:49:37.980 And I'm not saying on our next podcast called Heather 1110 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:41.320 Said This Last Night where we go, baby girl, we 1111 00:49:41.360 --> 00:49:42.000 got the video. 1112 00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:43.659 Oh, baby girl. 1113 00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:48.070 She touched Justin. Just the same Justin Bieber. 1114 00:49:48.510 --> 00:49:49.090 Jason Bieber. 1115 00:49:49.110 --> 00:49:54.949 Jason Bieber. She touched him, baby girl. Jason beat Justin Bieber. Anyway. 1116 00:49:55.090 --> 00:49:57.030 It's James Corden's the only one who needs to feel 1117 00:49:57.050 --> 00:49:57.550 bad about it. 1118 00:49:57.730 --> 00:50:02.949 Here's another thing that's happening. This is from Daily Mail, 1119 00:50:03.050 --> 00:50:04.469 Cut Magazine. I don't know who came up, but this 1120 00:50:04.510 --> 00:50:07.000 is from Diet Prada. It was a great Instagram account. 1121 00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:11.659 How hot-rooted men become Hollywood's sexiest heartthrob. Gen Z fans 1122 00:50:11.760 --> 00:50:15.769 are going wild for actors with unusual features. including the 1123 00:50:15.789 --> 00:50:18.730 guy from The Salt Burn, who I did not think 1124 00:50:18.789 --> 00:50:20.929 was cute, and I thought he looked so old. I'm like, 1125 00:50:21.190 --> 00:50:23.869 how is this guy 20? He looks 40. And then 1126 00:50:23.889 --> 00:50:26.190 there was the two other guys, the ones in the 1127 00:50:26.250 --> 00:50:27.289 Challenger movie. 1128 00:50:27.309 --> 00:50:28.230 The ones from The Bear. 1129 00:50:28.469 -->

00:50:32.510 What is the Challenger movie about? So Zendaya plays tennis 1130 00:50:32.550 --> 00:50:36.360 and has a threesome with two rodent-like 20-somethings, and they 1131 00:50:36.380 --> 00:50:37.739 all bone together. I haven't watched it. I'm not watching it. 1132 00:50:39.059 --> 00:50:40.239 She becomes a tennis coach. 1133 00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:43.010 For two guys that she screws both and then all 1134 00:50:43.050 --> 00:50:43.929 three of them get in the bed? 1135 00:50:43.949 --> 00:50:45.349 I don't know if there's a threesome, but it's definitely 1136 00:50:45.369 --> 00:50:45.690 like a sex movie. 1137 00:50:45.730 --> 00:50:48.130 There was a threesome movie when I was very young 1138 00:50:48.389 --> 00:50:52.090 that involved Stephen Baldwin, who's now like a super Christian. 1139 00:50:52.489 --> 00:50:53.110 It's called Threesome. 1140 00:50:53.130 --> 00:50:54.750 Yeah, it's called Threesome. 1141 00:50:54.789 --> 00:50:54.869 Yeah. 1142 00:50:54.929 --> 00:50:58.230 And it's about a girl who liked both guys and 1143 00:50:58.369 --> 00:51:01.730 they're in college. And then finally at the very end, 1144 00:51:02.349 --> 00:51:05.260 they show all three of them in the bed and 1145 00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:09.099 I cannot believe this was a regular movie. So she's 1146 00:51:09.219 --> 00:51:16.460 in between them, and then Stephen Baldwin, then the one 1147 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:21.219 guy reaches around to touch Stephen Baldwin's butt, and Stephen 1148 00:51:21.260 --> 00:51:25.730 then grabs it and is like, I like this. Stephen 1149 00:51:25.750 --> 00:51:27.590 Baldwin's going to be mad that I'm reminding. 1150 00:51:27.269 --> 00:51:27.809 Everybody of this movie. 1151 00:51:27.869 --> 00:51:29.889 And on the movie poster, they were all three in bed. 1152 00:51:30.269 --> 00:51:31.690 She was in the middle, and the two guys were 1153 00:51:31.710 --> 00:51:32.789 on the side in the movie poster. 1154 00:51:33.789 --> 00:51:35.590 But you know what? I think those type of things 1155 00:51:35.650 --> 00:51:38.480 did normalize threesomes. Like we saw it. I was like, oh, 1156 00:51:38.539 --> 00:51:39.099 I guess this is happening. 1157 00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:41.840 Remember that movie called Casual Sex? There was another movie 1158 00:51:41.860 --> 00:51:44.360 called Casual Sex, which was a comedy. It was like 1159 00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:45.739 a sex comedy. 1160 00:51:46.079 --> 00:51:46.599 What's his name? 1161 00:51:46.920 --> 00:51:47.679 It was really funny. 1162 00:51:47.780 --> 00:51:48.199 Really funny. 1163 00:51:48.219 --> 00:51:49.539 Like I feel like I like. 1164 00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:50.489 Victoria. 1165 00:51:50.679 --> 00:51:54.250 Yeah, that girl. Victoria, the blonde who's now insane from SNL. 1166 00:51:54.869 --> 00:51:55.469 The girl from. 1167 00:51:55.849 --> 00:51:57.489 What's her name? The 80s girl. 1168 00:51:57.750 --> 00:51:58.610 I can't remember anybody's name. 1169 00:51:59.010 --> 00:51:59.650 Well, either way. 1170 00:51:59.710 --> 00:52:00.809 And the comedian guy who was. 1171 00:52:02.510 --> 00:52:03.530 It normalized even that. 1172 00:52:03.550 --> 00:52:04.070 I can't remember his name. 1173 00:52:04.150 --> 00:52:05.929 You know, the 80s, that was when it was like, 1174 00:52:05.949 --> 00:52:06.590 it was a good movie. 1175 00:52:06.610 --> 00:52:10.750 But I recently said to somebody, why are people finding 1176 00:52:10.789 --> 00:52:14.269 these two guys hot in this Challenger movie? But I 1177 00:52:14.349 --> 00:52:17.190 guess that's, I mean, that's the thing. People find them, 1178 00:52:17.789 --> 00:52:20.909 this is a new look. This is a new look that, 1179 00:52:21.389 --> 00:52:25.840 I definitely want to say like Gen Z everywhere. There's 1180 00:52:25.860 --> 00:52:29.840 the traditional, like what we would, what my generation would 1181 00:52:29.900 --> 00:52:32.619 find attractive that you'd see in like a John Hughes film. 1182 00:52:33.340 --> 00:52:37.320 But then there's a broad of like, wow, okay. 1183 00:52:37.969 --> 00:52:38.550 I don't know. 1184 00:52:38.619 --> 00:52:39.469 It's interesting. 1185 00:52:39.889 --> 00:52:42.550 It's an interesting change. For young people, I mean, the 1186 00:52:42.590 --> 00:52:46.690 fact that they call these guys rodents, that's another level. 1187 00:52:47.150 --> 00:52:49.690 I know. Who wrote that? Did a 20-something write that? 1188 00:52:49.730 --> 00:52:50.670 That's not very nice. 1189 00:52:51.210 --> 00:52:54.190 I think there's a thing with young girls where, like, 1190 00:52:54.230 --> 00:52:56.769 let's take, for example, I always bring up Dawson's Creek. 1191 00:52:57.130 --> 00:52:57.449 Yeah. 1192 00:52:57.690 --> 00:53:01.599 You know, James Van Der Beek became this heartthrob. And 1193 00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:02.380 I remember being like. 1194 00:53:02.460 --> 00:53:04.460 Yeah, he wasn't traditionally hot. 1195 00:53:04.619 --> 00:53:05.360 No. 1196 00:53:05.519 --> 00:53:06.480 Or hot at all. 1197 00:53:06.780 --> 00:53:09.940 And it was like, huh, all these young girls think 1198 00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:11.539 he's hot because they're told he's hot. 1199 00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:12.519 Yeah. 1200 00:53:12.579 --> 00:53:14.480 Especially in Salt Burn. And he's acting. It's a very 1201 00:53:14.500 --> 00:53:14.900 sexual movie. 1202 00:53:14.940 --> 00:53:19.320 Yeah. And he's acting as he's hot. Yeah. I feel 1203 00:53:19.340 --> 00:53:25.079 like a James Dean looking person is attractive for the 1204 00:53:25.139 --> 00:53:25.880 last hundred years. 1205 00:53:25.940 --> 00:53:26.179 Yeah. 1206 00:53:26.420 --> 00:53:31.590 Like that's just given. But you're right, attractiveness changes. Okay, 1207 00:53:31.909 --> 00:53:36.989 Padma Lakshmi. Am I saying it wrong? Lakshmi. 1208 00:53:37.909 --> 00:53:38.670 Padma Lakshmi. 1209 00:53:39.349 --> 00:53:42.909 Who is so gorgeous. She has never felt better about 1210 00:53:42.929 -->

00:53:46.139 her body and she's released in the lingerie collaboration with 1211 00:53:46.179 --> 00:53:51.940 Bare Necessities on Thursday. But she also said she's a 1212 00:53:51.960 --> 00:53:58.699 stand-up comic now. And she's doing stand-up comedy and, you know, 1213 00:53:59.460 --> 00:54:02.099 The thing is when you're famous like that, you can 1214 00:54:02.139 --> 00:54:03.940 just go do it and people are going to come 1215 00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:05.719 see you. You don't have to like try to get 1216 00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:07.900 10 minutes and, you know. 1217 00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:08.980 You can hire a writer. 1218 00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:09.800 Yeah. 1219 00:54:10.010 --> 00:54:10.179 Right. 1220 00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:13.570 You could hire a writer. You could practice it. You could, 1221 00:54:13.909 --> 00:54:17.230 you know, you could pretend that you're the woman in Hacks. 1222 00:54:18.170 --> 00:54:18.949 Like what's her name again? 1223 00:54:19.429 --> 00:54:20.809 Jean Smart. Jean Smart. 1224 00:54:21.070 --> 00:54:23.650 She's not a stand up. but you believe that she's 1225 00:54:23.690 --> 00:54:25.929 a standup because somebody wrote it and she acts like 1226 00:54:25.949 --> 00:54:28.429 a standup. Like you could just act like a standup 1227 00:54:28.469 --> 00:54:31.329 now and you could do, I don't think you can 1228 00:54:31.349 --> 00:54:32.690 do an hour, but I think you can do a 1229 00:54:32.750 --> 00:54:35.860 solid 10 minutes with the help of, of it. 1230 00:54:36.659 --> 00:54:38.820 Out of everyone on Top Chef, and I admittedly haven't 1231 00:54:38.860 --> 00:54:42.000 watched it in a while, but Gail and Tom Colicchio 1232 00:54:42.219 --> 00:54:45.280 were the funny ones. I mean, Gail was the funniest one. 1233 00:54:46.059 --> 00:54:48.699 Padma lashed me like, I mean, beautiful, but she does 1234 00:54:48.739 --> 00:54:52.079 talk very slow. She's not giving stand-up. 1235 00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:54.440 This is what I think. I think people are fans 1236 00:54:55.099 --> 00:54:57.079 of stand-up, but they don't realize how big of a 1237 00:54:57.119 --> 00:55:01.059 fan they are until the last few years because just 1238 00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:03.889 like documentaries, I never saw a documentary growing up. I 1239 00:55:03.929 --> 00:55:05.590 used to watch the Oscars and they'd be like, and 1240 00:55:05.610 --> 00:55:07.369 the winner for best documentary. And I used to think, 1241 00:55:07.969 --> 00:55:10.329 where would I see this documentary? I have no idea. 1242 00:55:10.349 --> 00:55:12.550 Are they playing at the AMC? Where are these documentaries 1243 00:55:12.590 --> 00:55:16.690 being seen? Now everybody is a crime specialist or whatever 1244 00:55:16.710 --> 00:55:20.679 because we've all watched so many documentaries. And But also 1245 00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:23.000 stand up. I feel like there's so many people that 1246 00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:26.440 are stars that are like, oh my God, I love 1247 00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:29.440 the way these people are talking and I could do 1248 00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:31.400 this too. Like you think you could do it too. 1249 00:55:31.980 --> 00:55:34.460 And then you're like, I want to do this. I 1250 00:55:34.519 --> 00:55:36.619 want to do it. And it's okay, go do it. 1251 00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:40.730 But it never lasts. It never lasts. Like you do 1252 00:55:40.769 --> 00:55:43.269 a little bit, but then it's like, you'll have a 1253 00:55:43.309 --> 00:55:45.710 couple good nights where it's like stacked and your person 1254 00:55:45.769 --> 00:55:50.809 is there. And then you'll realize- wait a minute, like, okay, 1255 00:55:50.869 --> 00:55:52.929 so what's my next story? And what's that, you know, 1256 00:55:52.969 --> 00:55:55.360 and you realize it just doesn't last. So I don't 1257 00:55:55.380 --> 00:55:57.199 know how long she tried, but she looks great in 1258 00:55:57.219 --> 00:56:00.639 the lingerie. And I, what do you think more women 1259 00:56:00.659 --> 00:56:01.420 would rather do? 1260 00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:03.000 Look good in the lingerie. 1261 00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:05.179 Do stand up or get in lingerie? No, you just 1262 00:56:05.219 --> 00:56:07.800 have to be yourself. If I went on the streets, 1263 00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:09.659 if I was doing one of those things, I'd be like, 1264 00:56:09.699 --> 00:56:11.699 would you, you either have to walk up and do 1265 00:56:11.699 --> 00:56:14.460 15 minutes of standup in front of at least a 1266 00:56:14.500 --> 00:56:18.380 hundred people, or you have to walk around in lingerie. 1267 00:56:18.440 --> 00:56:20.840 This is like asking, and I do do this. Yeah. 1268 00:56:21.019 --> 00:56:23.079 Because I love to make men uncomfortable. 1269 00:56:23.320 --> 00:56:23.559 Yeah. 1270 00:56:23.579 --> 00:56:25.949 At parties when they're having fun. I love to say, 1271 00:56:26.030 --> 00:56:28.190 would you rather have a micro penis or be blind? 1272 00:56:28.710 --> 00:56:28.949 Ooh. 1273 00:56:29.349 --> 00:56:34.590 And they get horrified. And it's like the worst question 1274 00:56:34.670 --> 00:56:37.650 ever asked. And now you have duplicated it for women. 1275 00:56:38.789 --> 00:56:43.329 Because- 15 minutes in front of over 100 people or 1276 00:56:43.349 --> 00:56:47.230 getting in lingerie and then for just one other person 1277 00:56:47.570 --> 00:56:49.090 or lingerie down the city streets? 1278 00:56:49.630 --> 00:56:52.219 Lingerie for the 15 people. 1279 00:56:52.300 --> 00:56:53.940 I'm taking kill at that point. 1280 00:56:54.119 --> 00:57:00.280 For the 100 people. No. Well, maybe she'll do stand 1281 00:57:00.340 --> 00:57:02.539 up in the lingerie. That's what I was thinking. Definitely 1282 00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:04.119 people will come because she's gorgeous. 1283 00:57:04.420 --> 00:57:05.900 Like the naked show that people do. 1284 00:57:06.699 --> 00:57:08.210 Oh, right. There is a stand-up show where people

have 1285 00:57:08.230 --> 00:57:08.809 to be naked. 1286 00:57:08.889 --> 00:57:09.130 Yeah. 1287 00:57:09.570 --> 00:57:11.469 I find that so weird. 1288 00:57:11.889 --> 00:57:12.409 So weird. 1289 00:57:12.590 --> 00:57:13.750 Like that is just what you're doing. 1290 00:57:13.769 --> 00:57:15.670 All you're doing is look. I mean, it's like when 1291 00:57:15.710 --> 00:57:17.269 somebody's boobs are out in a scene. It's like, I 1292 00:57:17.289 --> 00:57:18.750 don't know what you're saying because all I'm doing is 1293 00:57:19.170 --> 00:57:20.070 zeroing in on your boobs. 1294 00:57:20.110 --> 00:57:21.519 I went to the best comedy show. 1295 00:57:21.539 --> 00:57:22.480 It was hilarious. 1296 00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:26.559 They were so funny. It was just like, it didn't 1297 00:57:26.599 --> 00:57:27.639 matter that they were naked. 1298 00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:30.940 Who said that? I want to say somebody recently told 1299 00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:35.480 me that that happened. At some festival or something. No, 1300 00:57:35.489 --> 00:57:37.489 it was the Netflix thing. Somebody walked out. Was it 1301 00:57:37.510 --> 00:57:38.190 Natasha Leggero? 1302 00:57:38.409 --> 00:57:39.380 No, no, no. 1303 00:57:39.389 --> 00:57:42.400 It was not Natasha. It was recently this guy came 1304 00:57:42.639 --> 00:57:46.280 out and then like halfway through the act, his just 1305 00:57:46.340 --> 00:57:51.480 dick was out. And the Netflix people were like, oh, no, no. 1306 00:57:51.619 --> 00:57:53.300 I know what it was. This guy said he brought 1307 00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:59.639 some people, advertisers to a comedian show during the Netflix thing. 1308 00:58:00.860 --> 00:58:04.190 festival here in la and the comedian you know to 1309 00:58:04.230 --> 00:58:05.989 see other comedians and one of the comedian came out 1310 00:58:06.010 --> 00:58:07.769 and the dick was out for so long and the 1311 00:58:07.809 --> 00:58:10.030 guy was like and then the people just like wanted 1312 00:58:10.070 --> 00:58:11.889 to leave like they just are like i didn't come 1313 00:58:11.949 --> 00:58:13.530 here to like look at a naked dick i would 1314 00:58:13.590 --> 00:58:15.719 die if i would go see a comedy club show 1315 00:58:15.780 --> 00:58:17.719 and i just had to like see a dick just 1316 00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:19.119 like swinging around what are. 1317 00:58:19.079 --> 00:58:20.679 We doing here now now what are you doing because 1318 00:58:20.699 --> 00:58:22.460 you want us all to look at your dick Or 1319 00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:24.289 I don't care if it's your puss, I don't care if. 1320 00:58:24.219 --> 00:58:25.869 It's your tits, I don't care what you do with it. 1321 00:58:25.869 --> 00:58:29.530 It's like at this point, you know what? 1322 00:58:30.409 --> 00:58:32.840 That's all you have? You don't have any comedy, you 1323 00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:34.559 don't have anything to say, all you have is you 1324 00:58:34.599 --> 00:58:36.960 wanna go, and then you know that that person's gonna 1325 00:58:36.980 --> 00:58:39.150 go and be like, I like to go and make 1326 00:58:39.190 --> 00:58:42.150 the audience have to think twice about nudity and the 1327 00:58:42.210 --> 00:58:46.559 human form. It's like, go fuck yourself. That's not what 1328 00:58:46.579 --> 00:58:49.780 you're doing. You're not doing an art installation. You're not 1329 00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:52.059 doing a thing about the human form. You're not doing 1330 00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:55.420 anything about the body. You're not desensitizing us to dicks 1331 00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:56.619 and balls and titties. 1332 00:58:56.679 --> 00:58:57.280 Normalizing. 1333 00:58:57.739 --> 00:59:00.460 You're not normalizing anything, actually. If you normalize something, then 1334 00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:02.389 I guess you'd give a TED Talk. in your naked 1335 00:59:02.429 --> 00:59:04.070 body and you would talk about bodies and you would 1336 00:59:04.090 --> 00:59:06.230 talk about whatever. But you're not, you're out there trying 1337 00:59:06.250 --> 00:59:08.050 to do comedy with your dick out. All I wanna 1338 00:59:08.070 --> 00:59:09.829 do is pull your dick and throw it in the toilet. 1339 00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:14.400 That you wanted to wear. Your Bianca outfit. It's not 1340 00:59:14.420 --> 00:59:16.639 going to fly when you're in Tampa. Okay, so. 1341 00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:19.320 Girls, I love you. 1342 00:59:19.570 --> 00:59:19.889 Thanks. 1343 00:59:19.989 --> 00:59:22.110 Tell everybody where they can find you again. 1344 00:59:22.489 --> 00:59:25.849 JulianBrandy.com. That's where all information is. 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