EP #71 - Will Compton is Having a BOY! + ⁨Trey Kennedy Joins The Pod To Talk Fatherhood | For The Dads の全文書き起こし

embryos or viable eggs? And then it's, you know, after testing from that happens, you know, you want to hit a certain number. How many are we going to have? Then there's like a handful that we got out of our, out of her cycle. And then from there it's, you know, you chip, you get them graded. And so then like last time with Scotty, Scotty was all of the other embryos had like a chromosome deficiency, right? So what that means is we get that news while Scotty is already implanted in Charo. So you get the news that all the other embryos are chromosome deficient. That gives you a little scare because what happens is the chromosome deficiency is one of three things, three things happen. The most probable result is a miscarriage. Then there is a chromosome deficiency. Or the female body corrects it while it's in the uterus. 00:06:36 Speaker 1: Yep. 00:06:37 Speaker 2: So knowing those risk factors that go in, you don't use the, you're not using the embryos that are there. So we went through another cycle to where we're getting those embryos graded. And then when those embryos come back, it's like, uh, we had like, um, I'm going to get an APR report on this from the wifey, but I want to say we had four, four or five embryos that were graded well. And so from there, it's like, you got the, you have, uh, the boy and then you have the girls. There was one boy and that's obviously the one that your boy was wanting. And her too, like she wanted a boy as well. Like we love our daughters, but I've always like since a young cat running around on the football field, like you want every man wants a son. 00:07:22 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:07:23 Speaker 2: And so knowing we had one opportunity at the sun, it's like, again, still fingers crossed. Like you go in And you can't experience milestones the way you would normally experience milestones in like a natural pregnancy. Because in a natural pregnancy, like you see a positive, you see a positive test. And if you haven't had a miscarriage or anything else, it's a high moment. 00:07:41 Speaker 1: Yeah. You're excited. 00:07:42 Speaker 2: Then you get to where you see the ultrasound for the first time, or you're doing all these doctor visits to where everything is progressing well. 00:07:48 Speaker 1: So it's nothing but excitement, excitement, excitement. When you're going through this process. 00:07:52 Speaker 2: And you've done it before, you've had a miscarriage now, there's no feeling of a milestone anymore. Anytime it happens, talking from my own personal, my experience, my vantage point from the whole thing, I'm sure trial feels the same way, but I want to put words in her mouth. 00:08:05 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:08:06 Speaker 2: Um, but it's fingers crossed every step of the way. So then you have, Hey, we're going to, we're going to implant the boy. And then you go in and have the ultrasound to where the operation runs to where they want to implant inside the uterus. 00:08:17 Speaker 1: Well, then when you implant it successful, it's successful. We're, we're fired the boy where, you know, the. 00:08:23 Speaker 2: Um, implantation process was successful but then you sit back and it's like well now you got to wait and see if it sticks so then you got to wait a few days to see to see if the the embryo or the egg sticks inside of the uterus then after that it's like okay you'll come back after another week or the next couple weeks there might be an injection or two left but everything doesn't feel like an exciting milestone it feels more like okay we got through that step now we got this next step. 00:08:48 Speaker 1: A finger cross milestone. A fingers crossed milestone every time. 00:08:51 Speaker 2: So then when it was eight weeks, it's like you get to that seven or eight week mark, then it's like nerves because of the experience last year. Then you get to, you know, 10 weeks. I know miscarriages drop dramatically around that point, but then you're still like, okay, you want to get to the next step. Then you get to 12 to where it drops off dramatically. 00:09:09 Speaker 1: Okay. 00:09:10 Speaker 2: But you still want to get to the next step because in the back of my mind, you know, people miscarry even beyond, even beyond that. Um, so nothing has ever felt like the excitement, like I'm fully bought into where that this is happening. Um, so, uh, telling people, telling people yesterday after we've told everybody else telling people yesterday, cause Charles has been wanting to, because she had just hasn't been herself, like her full self for over a. 00:09:36 Speaker 1: Month because the nausea. It's knocked her down, bro. 00:09:40 Speaker 2: Like, you know, in a way to where she's operating her business, she's being around clients and running classes, having to have people cover for her. She hasn't been able to tell everybody. She knows she hasn't been the best version of herself. She feels awful about it. She feels like she can't, you know, she's not adding all the value she would love to at home. And even when she is, she's just not feeling comfortable. like herself. So that makes her feel very isolated, alone. 00:10:04 Speaker 1: And everything else. 00:10:05 Speaker 2: So now that we've kind of told, we've kind of told everybody we've wanted to tell, we've posted about, we told the world, we're publicly like, I know she feels a little bit of weight off her shoulders because she's gotten to tell her community of people that are now able to, you know, she'll feel better about people putting their arm around her and everything else to where she's just now, it's almost like a, that type a person that's a grinder and loves to just be that person for everybody all the time. She just hasn't felt, been able to feel that way. She hasn't shared. 00:10:33 Speaker 1: Um, And there's an understanding now of why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:10:38 Speaker 2: Through all the process and everything else going on. But now that we are here, it's like fingers are still crossed.

Could use all the positive vibes in the world. 00:10:45 Speaker 4: Of course. 00:10:46 Speaker 2: Very obviously your boy is very excited about having a boy. I'm very excited. There's still a part of me that's like, it's got to get. 00:10:57 Speaker 1: You never feel... I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. 00:11:00 Speaker 2: It's like the part of me is not allowing myself to like... You put all the expectation, all your excitement and everything like happening. 00:11:07 Speaker 1: It's happening. It's happening. 00:11:10 Speaker 2: And then the off chance that it doesn't, it's, I hate setting myself up to just be like completely, you know, defeated. 00:11:18 Speaker 1: Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. 00:11:20 Speaker 2: Cause you just don't, you do, we don't know what we're going to do. Like this could be the last, shall we? Like if we get a third, like we know that we're done. 00:11:26 Speaker 1: Yeah. And she knows that like, you know, I've always been like, you know, you have, you have the, you have another girl. It's like, Oh, I'm just, They're just dominating my life. You want that masculinity. Yeah. You have very much like a weight on you. And I don't mean that in a bad way. Like, I just know your heart on this. I am going to try very hard not to well up when I say this. But just knowing you. 00:12:00 Speaker 1: Every guy out there wants a son. They want their boy. But I don't think I've ever met somebody that has wanted it more than Will Compton and talks about it like Will does. We'll just be talking football and then all of a sudden it gets to him and then talking about like his high school days because we're talking just football in high school days. Man, you don't got to get that boy. Like you would just like work it into conversations. 00:12:28 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:12:29 Speaker 1: Um, the part that makes me so excited is truly the like evidence from the internet of how many people are excited for you because you have wanted this. 00:12:42 Speaker 2: I had Joey McGuire text me saying he's going to look great in red and black, Texas Tech red and black. And then I'm sitting there, I'm doing all the AI images and everything else. I'm like, I'm putting a pretty hardcore expectation on him. I said I would not do that. 00:12:57 Speaker 1: To that point, like you, you are such a great dad. You are, um, by the way, I'm obsessed with my daughters. He is obsessed with his daughter. 00:13:09 Speaker 2: The stuff I was writing caption wise yesterday, people are like, Oh, your bloodline doesn't exist. 00:13:14 Speaker 1: Cause you, you have two girls. What are you talking about? It's like, I miss me with that. Yes. He is obsessed with his daughters, but for the people that aren't like in the office every day, Will is so purposeful. With his parenting, but with his teaching and coaching. And I think that your son is so lucky to not only have Charo as a mom and Rue as and Scotty as sisters, but holy cow, he has no idea the dad that he's getting and the

intentionality and how much you're going to pour into him. The amount of times that I sit across from you and you're talking to me like a football coach, and I know that you're my boss, but bosses don't really sit there and break stuff down for somebody and get to know the heart behind something and really want to coach them because they want to see them be better. like your want to make people better and to teach them and coach them, your son is so lucky. And I think that, um, it's just going to be a beautiful thing that you get to enjoy so much, uh, masculinity, like man stuff with your son that I know that you love. You will get to share those things that you love with him. And we don't know what your son's going to be into or what he's going to want to do or whatever. But I know whatever it is, like you're going to come alongside him and be an incredible dad. And I think you're very deserving of that. So I just wanted you to hear that. Oh, I appreciate that, man. And I know the weight's like real heavy on you because you want it so bad. And that's a good place to be. It's a really scary place to be. But that just means that it means that much to you. And I think that's really special. I appreciate that, brother. Best to you and to Charo. And congratulations, Charo. We're beyond excited and happy for you. 00:15:21 Speaker 2: He's going to have a dad that loves him. He's going to be number three on the list too. He's always going to be number three on the depth chart. He's going to be below his sisters. Like they've already captured the majority of love of space in my heart. 00:15:33 Speaker 1: But he'll be number three immediately on the depth chart. Can I pry and ask an inappropriate question? Because I know the listeners would want me to. Are there names floating around? There's names floating around. That's all I was going to ask. That's it. You don't have to tell me. There's names floating around. Guess the names in the comments below. Guess the names. That's what we want. I'm already seeing William Earl Compton IV, which I lean that way, but I'm seeing the nickname Vice because if you go backwards on that, it spells out Vice, and then the W would technically be the V with the one in front of it. I thought that was kind of cool. Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're floating around. Willie Four, you know, obviously that's toward the top. And I'm being inappropriate right now. I am prying and I do apologize. You're fine, bro. Trust me. Look, I'm already looking into red light bassinets. Good. I'm already thinking. You already got Greenfield on speed dial. Yeah, like looking for cooling pads as he sleeps at night. Like what type of stretches can I do with this young man? Am I allowed to put him in a sauna at 12 weeks old? Two in the hot, two in the sauna, and we'll go a minute in the cold tub. If I do the cold plunge with him here, he'll have my body warm. It'll be good. You got to be uncomfortable if you're going to grow. Dude, Mike, crack

a cold one, by the way. And I know we have a tremendous interview with Trey Kennedy. I am sick that I was not here for Trey Kennedy because we were on the road for Bustin' and Pate last Friday. Yeah, yeah. 00:17:13 Speaker 2: I know we got an awesome interview lined up. My Crack-A-Cole one, because you guys probably hit Crack-A-Cole ones in the. 00:17:18 Speaker 1: We did. Brought to us by Olipop, of course. 00:17:19 Speaker 2: Brought to us by Olipop, but I have a tremendous Olipop Crack-A-Cole one. It goes to Rue. Rue did the sauna with me on Sunday. 00:17:27 Speaker 1: No! Rue did the cold tub with me on Sunday. Yes, yes, sir, yes. 00:17:32 Speaker 5: She heard the news and she's like i'm not getting replaced she said i'm still number one my. 00:17:37 Speaker 2: Girls they're gonna know like they're they're they will always be at the top of the food chain like it's it's um yeah like they are they're my girls but rue she was i i just asked her i said hey do you want to get in the sauna with dad then um char was very much like is that safe is that okay i was like let me do some digging And I'll have her lay on the lower bench. 00:17:58 Speaker 1: Where it's, you know, not as hot as sitting on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:18:01 Speaker 2: But she, mom went to go, she went to go shop for some crafting or something like that because she started doing the Halloween costumes. 00:18:09 Speaker 1: Yeah. And Scotty was napping. So me and Rue go back. She gets ready. She wanted to wear a dress. I'm like, sweetheart, we don't, we don't, dresses. Not in the sauna. Not in the sauna. Because you're going to want to wear the dress afterwards. You're going to want something that you can sweat in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she gets in the sauna with me, bro. And I'm talking, it's 190 in the sauna. It's 190. What did Google say when you Googled? 00:18:33 Speaker 2: They said it'd be good when I'm diving into some AI and find some research on it. Like Huberman, like all the people in the industry leaders. 00:18:43 Speaker 1: Don't give me the political BS that it's not safe. Oh, I know. 00:18:46 Speaker 2: Health 3.0, digging in, performance. Would it be safe for, I typed in five-year-old instead of four-year-old? You and Papa Sherm have something in common. He would, when we would go up to the gym or something with him, like he would take us to the sauna too when we were little dudes. 00:19:02 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:19:02 Speaker 1: You're not alone. Yeah. 00:19:04 Speaker 2: And I saw it would be safe for a good five, 10 minutes, depending on temperature. But I'm already in my mind. I know it's 190 in the sauna right now. You walk in, obviously it's much cooler. Like you put your phone and everything else down at the bottom of the floor because it's cool down there. And then you have the first bench, which is not near as hot as the top bench. And so I'm like, all right, I'll lay Rue, gave her a pillow. to lay on that, that middle bench should be solid. She rocked in

there with me for 12 minutes and she got, let's go. Once you got, she got to where she had the sweat beads on her shoulders, like coming out of it. But she ran into a fog. She ran into dad. She ran into a dad, eight minute monologue of why we do things like this. 00:19:42 Speaker 1: Oh, good. 00:19:42 Speaker 2: Of why, you know, I started off like, Hey, you know, when you ride your scooter, you fall down. 00:19:50 Speaker 1: Like it's hard. 00:19:50 Speaker 2: Like as you're riding, it gets harder because she's getting into writing letters and cursive. She's getting into coloring between the lines. She's so much better at coloring between the lines. And remember how you get so frustrated when you couldn't color in between the lines. And it makes you mad. But over time, you've gotten better at all of these things. That's called progress because you're making yourself uncomfortable trying to do something better physically or whether it's arts and crafts or writing, whatever it is. You're challenging yourself. to be better. You don't just naturally have it. And I'm like, with our bodies, we sit in this air conditioning all the time. Like we're built soft. 00:20:26 Speaker 1: That's what happens. 00:20:27 Speaker 2: If it's too hot outside, you come in and it's nice and cozy in the AC. If it's too cold outside, you come into the heat and it's warm. Our bodies want to be comfortable at all times. The way you challenge yourself, the way you challenge your body when you're at a steady state and you're not doing anything or what's the word? You're, uh, you're, um, Where you're just still. 00:20:47 Speaker 1: What's that called? Sedentary? Not sedentary. Either way. They know. I had the word when I'm in the middle of this monologue to her. 00:20:57 Speaker 2: I was only going to do eight minutes, but then I caught myself. I looked at my, oh shit, it's 12. Because I was just going on this monologue and she's looking at me. I'm at the top bench just sitting up and I'm looking down at her talking to her. 00:21:08 Speaker 1: What did she say? She kept nodding like she was understanding. I'm like.... 00:21:15 Speaker 2: I'm like to make our bodies uncomfortable when we do nothing. Your dad likes to sit in extreme heat or getting extreme cold to make our bodies uncomfortable to adapt and make progress, make progress there. 00:21:27 Speaker 1: That's how you get better. That's where growth happens. Yeah. Are you following me? 00:21:31 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:21:31 Speaker 2: I'm like saying this, I'm following up questions. Like, do you, you understand what that is saying? And she would nod. 00:21:35 Speaker 1: Yes. 00:21:36 Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, it's been 12 minutes. Like now we go to the cold tub. I set up the cold tub. I'm like, dad is going to go in. And I'm like, look at me, sweetheart. I know you know this is cold. She has never wanted to go in. Too cold for her, which I get. 00:21:48 Speaker 1: She's four. Yeah, yeah. 00:21:50 Speaker 2: That is going to get in when it gets up to here. You're going to see me hyperventilate like until I can calm my breath. That's going to take a few seconds. And then I'll get to slower breathing. Just know you're going to be panicked when you get in here. This water can't hurt you. That would never let this water hurt you or put. 00:22:08 Speaker 1: You in danger. 00:22:09 Speaker 2: So I got in, she saw it and I'm like, all right, come out of the sauna. Cause I made her stay in the sauna. So that way it's like, she'd get the shock of going in. 00:22:15 Speaker 1: The cold water. Cause you sit in the AC too long, you get a little too cold. Then it seems way too cold. 00:22:19 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:22:20 Speaker 2: I want to have a sweat going into the cold tub. She walks over and I pick her up to put her in. I'm like, just, she gets her feet or, you know, it goes up to her shins. I'm like, just stand. She didn't want to go down. And she was really kind of panicking on going down. I'm like, sweetheart, look at that. I'm not going to let you get hurt. Look at that the whole time. Drop below to where you get it up above your belly button and we'll just go down and you can stand right back up. Stay on your feet. She ends up going down, bro. Stands back up. She goes down lower to where it gets to her chest. And on the last one, I'm like, just sit here, feel the hyperventilation, and then just get to where you're slowly breathing out. And she was staring at me the whole time, slowly breathing out. And I'm like, I put her out and I'm like, you're done. You did it. 00:22:59 Speaker 1: So my cricocobal goes through hitting some, some contrast with her. At the very end, you just look at her. You say, Hey, you crushed that. You listened to that. You should be so fired up. You should be fired up. Yeah. Here's what we're going to do. You go upstairs. go put on your frozen dress. 00:23:17 Speaker 2: She had it right there. I'm like, dry off and get you back in the dress. She told me, daddy, when I'm five, I'm going to be. 00:23:24 Speaker 1: Able to sit in the cold tub for 10 minutes. Hey, yo. 00:23:27 Speaker 2: Is what she said. That might be a little too extreme, but that's what she told me. And then we charted out. I'm like, do you want to do this with that every Sunday? And she's all about it. 00:23:35 Speaker 1: This is your wheelhouse. She's like, when's my birthday? When do I turn five? Well, you turn five in April. 00:23:41 Speaker 2: Got out the calendar, counted the Sundays we have until she turns five. We got about in between 20 and 25 Sundays to work up to. 00:23:48 Speaker 1: This 10 minutes that she wants to be involved in. But she's all about it. Oh, I love that. 00:23:53 Speaker 2: She asked me last night when I was doing bedtime, we didn't get in the sauna today. 00:23:56 Speaker 1: Sweetheart, it's Monday. I had to check my watch because it's Tuesday. We're doing it. We're doing every Sunday, correct? 00:24:03 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:24:04

Speaker 1: I'm like, sweetheart, it's Monday. She's like, well, when's Sunday? Is it tomorrow? I'm like, no, Sunday's in six days. You have time to prep. Trust me. 00:24:09 Speaker 2: I'll remind you when it's time to do sauna and cold tub. She seems like she's into it. 00:24:14 Speaker 1: Reality TV producers out there, I just want you to know you are losing money by not putting a camera on this guy, especially for, I cannot wait for the high school years of you driving to like a big game of something and one of your kids in the backseat and you prepping them for like mental focus. When you get going and your vein starts popping out of your neck and you'll, you've only done it once or twice to me, but you'll ask me after a long monologue, what'd you hear from that? What did you get from that? You tell me. There's no wrong answer. What were you hearing when I was talking? I'm just like, Will Compton is built to be a coach. You are built to be a coach. One day I will be to get to that high school level. You got a boy coming on and you got an eldest daughter that is hungry. Hungry for the trenches. You're cooking right now, Will. Cooking right now. Cooking right now. it's process yes it's all about timing yes because I'm telling her too you know how you get emotional and frazzled these extreme exposures help you control that vagus nerve that's located in your neck to where you're not panicking all the time it'll help you handle stressful situations better. 00:25:36 Speaker 2: That's what I'm, she, she got a, yeah, she got a full lecture from dad. She got a full educational moment. 00:25:42 Speaker 1: Yes. She was tapped in. She was locked in. In real Scotty and son to be. Lock in. Cause there's more to come with that. 00:25:52 Speaker 2: Son's going to have nowhere to go when your sisters are setting the standard already and they know what the standard is to be. 00:25:57 Speaker 1: He's going to have nowhere to go. No one's coming to save him. No one's coming to save his little ass. Dan Gable ain't coming to save him. So are you going to... Oh, we have some follow-ups here. I had one dad hack that I was actually really bummed that I didn't share it with Trey when he was on. I can squeeze it in here. Have the babysitter show up an hour earlier than your wife thinks the babysitter should show up. That is a tongue twister. But that is my dad hack. Because oh so often are we coming up to the finish line getting ready for date night. And one of us has to switch as we're changing to watch Scarlet. I'm doing my hair, blah, blah, blah. I go, okay, that last little hour is always hell before we're going. Why doesn't the babysitter just come at five instead of six? If we're still getting ready, that's okay. They're in the living room playing and mom gets to have more time. And Jill pressed me on it. She pressed me on it. And honey, I hope that this is a moment where hubby was right. Sweetheart, I hope you can take this moment to receive this L. To receive this L. On the mic. That we had said baby Sarah Crystal show up at five instead of six. And it was lovely. It was lovely. We got to both be in the mirror together, getting ready for our date night. And you're warming Scar Scar up to the evening. They're already playing it. Simply, you get to leave the house now. Bada bing, bada boom, dude. We snuck out. She didn't even know. She had no idea. She was clung like a monkey to a tree to Crystal on the couch. And we just snuck out the front. Oh. See ya. Great dad hack. Thank you. Great dad hack. 00:27:55 Speaker 2: We got, uh, we got followups because again, I know we just, we talked, uh, myself having a boy, but the community is what makes this show. If you want to be featured on the show, all you have to do is simply write in. We talk about comments. We talk about dad wins, losses, crack and cold ones, everything in between. You want a chance to be featured on the show. All you gotta do is leave a comment on YouTube, leave a comment on Spotify or boy Deke. 00:28:20 Speaker 1: He will find them. 00:28:21 Speaker 2: And, uh, Before we get into the callbacks, I just want to say I cannot tell Papa Team 6, moms and dads, Milk Team 6, Papa Team 6, how much I appreciate when they come out, when I see them in the wild. 00:28:34 Speaker 1: We were at Nebraska over the weekend and the. 00:28:36 Speaker 2: Amount of people, people seeing Chef and wanting to get a photo with Chef and just coming up and talking dads like, yo, love the pod. And when they say not busing for the dads, it means the absolute world. 00:28:50 Speaker 1: And please continue to shout out... Oh, yes. 00:28:53 Speaker 5: Sherm got someone in the wild at Coop's birthday dinner. A young lady who was nine weeks pregnant came up. I forget her name. Her husband's name was Mike. Basically was singing the praises for this pod. And she said, you guys... whipped them into a good man. Well, and she was very sweet. 00:29:10 Speaker 1: Her and Jill then started vibing big time, which that is always really fun to see too. She's saying all this kind things to me and Deacon. She goes, okay. And by the way, hi Jill. And then they'd like, they did their thing. Um, but yes, thank you. And guys in the wild, please continue to ask chef for pictures. Please, it's my favorite thing in the entire world. And autographs, please. Autographs. Photos with Chef. It is truly my favorite thing in the entire world. Please. continue to do that. All right, let's hit the callbacks. 00:29:43 Speaker 3: Yes. 00:29:44 Speaker 2: I got one here from JTomko711 on YouTube from last week's episode. From what I've gathered from this episode, I think Willie C really wants to play some flag football. 00:29:57 Speaker 1: Which leads me to ask... How'd you do last week? 00:30:01 Speaker 2: Are we still, are we 1-5? 00:30:03 Speaker 1: Did we get a dub? We did not get a dub. We are 0-6. And listen, I did intentionally cuss more. And I did intentionally cuss more. This is not a bit.

Because everybody on the flag team saw the clip. The clip got passed around. Which clip? The one that Chef made of you talking about, hey, what's going on? Y'all need to be customer. You need to do some chew. Like, you got to get going. And so the word was out. One, most of these people, Damon. Like, we're not here for fun. We're here to win. Yeah. I'm random. 00:30:40 Speaker 5: A Sherm stop outing us comment was in the comments of that clip by Sarah? 00:30:45 Speaker 1: By Grace. 00:30:46 Speaker 3: Grace. 00:30:46 Speaker 1: By Grace. Said Sherm stop outing us. Grace's mom is very worried about her daughter starting chewing tobacco. Very worried about that. Thanks a lot, Sherm. Yes. So sorry. I want to apologize to Grace's mom. We are not trying to get your daughter on chewing tobacco. We're trying to win some football games. We're just trying to get some hair on some chess, and we're trying to get a W. All right? Played all right. I had a couple catches. I had to play both ways because we had some no-shows. That was not fun. That led to us getting, what's it called? Run ruled, essentially. We got run ruled. Not only are you in six, but after last week's pod, you got run ruled. I got run ruled. You got run ruled. You got people not showing up. Yep. It seems like the culture's fractured. Culture's fractured. Have we had a players only team meeting yet? Yes. In the parking lot after said game, your name was brought up. Not by me. Not by me. Your name was brought up. I said, listen. I love me some Willie C. And I know Willie C. would be there for his boy. But Willie C. is not showing up to play for our flag football team. I love... They want me to come. They want you to come to play. And I just tempered expectations. Not in a bad way. I didn't say, oh, he would never show up. I just said. 00:32:13 Speaker 1: I just said, I don't know if Willie C would show up, but I love where your head's at. Love where your head's at. 00:32:18 Speaker 2: We have a fill-in on this episode. Chef, he's out with his dad doing some charity work. 00:32:25 Speaker 1: We have Mitch. Lord, you thought of Will before Mitch. 00:32:29 Speaker 5: No offense, you played some big football in your life. 00:32:31 Speaker 1: All I'm thinking about is you'll never see me around this flag football team. Before, if I was caught in the parking lot or around your game, Did I say I brought it up? No doubt. 00:32:46 Speaker 5: You left the door open instead of saying we also have like somebody who would work for the national team of flag football. 00:32:53 Speaker 2: What I'm thinking is I wouldn't be caught dead showing up to that flag football game before I would show up for Mitch's flag. Mitch has been wanting me to come do it. He's just been wanting me to come and watch. He's asked a couple of times, but he kind of just, you know. He knows that, like, I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Like, I'd be more primed to want to play than I guess watch. But Mitch is always, nothing more. He wants Willie C to come watch a flag football game. 00:33:18 Speaker 1: Yes. 00:33:19 Speaker 2: If I did that and that was out there, I would feel he would have every right to verbally stab me in the back. 00:33:26 Speaker 1: It would be messed up. Yeah. It would be messed up. 00:33:28 Speaker 6: I've been trying to get Will to come to a flag game or even just play for three or four years since I've been playing and completely understand that you don't want to, you don't want to get hurt. like you got your kids and everything, but like, if you played, yeah, exactly. If you, if you played with Sherm before you came and played with me, I would, I feel the same way. 00:33:46 Speaker 1: Well, his team's with all of his boys too. Not that I have a shot. Like I'll be going. Cause I know this group wants to win. Well, and you've met a lot of fun. You know what I mean? He's kind of fun. We have banana bread passed out at the end of our game. They passing out banana bread. They're passing out smelling salts. Banana bread was being passed out at the end of one of our games, and our quarterback, Sean, said, man, this league, man, this league used to have a lot of teeth. I don't know what happened. I mean, he was pissed. Sean was pissed about the banana bread. All right, dads, PT sickos, PT sixers, you know the moment that I'm about to tell you about. It's 5.30, the kids are hangry, and someone whines, what's for dinner? You're about to panic, but then you remember that you picked up Kevin's Natural Foods at the grocery store. Their refrigerated entrees give you a legit, clean ingredient, restaurant-quality meal in just five minutes. All you have to do is heat it up, add a side, And you can take all the credit for a shockingly delicious dinner the whole family will love. I did it to my own wife. I feel terrible saying it. And Kevin's, you can call me out on it. 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Oh, your teammate of yours was pissed about the banana bread. Yeah, QB. QB won. He was like, what's going on? We just got run ruled. We got banana

bread being passed around like... Banana bread. Start slapping it out of hands. And then it was a birthday of somebody else on the team that Run World does. We're like, hey, your birthday. Like, we got some banana bread over here. God, if I was that quarterback, I saw you eating some banana bread. Just slap that shit out. You're cramping up playing both ways. How about we get hydrated? Just a full chunk of banana bread in my mouth. I'll tell you what, that would not be acceptable on my team. Because he wins, they win. They win. And they feel it when they lose. Yeah. This ain't kumbaya. 00:36:52 Speaker 6: We're undefeated right now and we have like a 90 point score differential. 00:36:56 Speaker 1: So like. We don't mess around. He knows their stats. You know, they're like, it's a different squad. It's a different squad. I'll tell you what, you need a scrimmage partner and maybe you guys get together on more days. There you go. There you go. We could use some overall coaching. We could use some overall coaching. I think one of our. 00:37:19 Speaker 1: One of our core values here at the office is team over ego. I think our team could use a little team over ego. Big ego. Every now and then. A lot of me guys. A lot of me guys. Give me the banana bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me make the banana bread this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. We have Barb Hay. Barb Hayson, 6286 on YouTube, says, I love the gong. Please continue to use it every time you hit the gong. It reminds me of Evie the Brave. Shout out Evie the Brave, man. Shout out, man. 00:37:58 Speaker 2: I got one here from Courtney Elterman on Spotify. Another opportunity for Chef to drop the ball with food. First the burritos, now dinner for the Comptons. 00:38:10 Speaker 1: But nay, nay, nay. Nay, nay, nay, Courtney. 00:38:13 Speaker 2: Chef delivered with dinner time at the Compton residence. So Chef was set up to travel for Bussin' and Pate, do the whole Nebraska thing, because we shot it for the Dad's Vlog. That will be dropping maybe at some point this week. That'll be coming soon. So it's kind of like around the routine of being up early, doing the stuff before we leave, just so people get an inside look of what a Friday would look like in my world today. balancing the family dynamic, but also show like seeing like what we get to do, what we get. 00:38:46 Speaker 1: To experience when we go on a day in the life. 00:38:48 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:38:49 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:38:49 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:38:49 Speaker 2: Some Papa team fit before some setting up some lunch before leaving the house, like all the things didn't want to go as far as chef offered to, if you like on last week's episode, when he's like, do they like chicken nuggets? You think they'd like some Italian breaded chicken nuggets? And it's like, chef, where are you going with this? He offered to bring dinner over on Thursday. Part of me thought he was trying, like he was almost inviting, uh, Like, hey, or you want me

to stay at the house so that way I can just wake up in the morning? And I'm thinking, okay, well, he didn't end up staying at the house. 00:39:15 Speaker 1: Okay, okay. He didn't end up staying at the house. But he offered dinner. 00:39:20 Speaker 2: The way Charles was feeling, now that it's all out there, Charles was obviously, she's been just low, like just feeling like dog shit with the nausea and everything else. So I was like, kind of a game changer. day decision. I'll talk to her tonight, see if she's up for hosting because it's just the dynamic of having somebody over to the house. 00:39:36 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:39:38 Speaker 2: Chef, chicken cutlets, Italian breaded chicken cutlets, some spaghetti, and some homemade marinara sauce. He made it all himself. He brought it over to the house. He made spaghetti at the house. I just tipped him off because he hit me up day of on Thursday. Hey, I'm just going to make spaghetti at the house. When I get there, I have everything else ready. I'm going to do the spaghetti at the house. I had told him that, hey, get to the house around 6, 615. When he hit me with, I'll make spaghetti at the house. 00:40:04 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. 00:40:06 Speaker 2: The food's got to be ready. We got to be ready to go. Because if we're making spaghetti, we're pushing 7, 730 for when we would have dinner. 00:40:13 Speaker 1: Yeah. He heard it. 00:40:14 Speaker 4: He was on. 00:40:15 Speaker 1: He came over at 530. Yeah. 00:40:17 Speaker 2: Was making pasta in the kitchen. Rue is operating with them. I mean, this was an A plus all around effort by chef. 00:40:24 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:40:25 Speaker 2: He came in, he got to experience the full five 30 through bedtime, a full three hour, two to three hour display of what goes on in the Compton household. Like we had dinner, Rue setting up the dinner table. Um, we all have dinner together. We're doing Rose and Thorne. We put chef on the mark for doing Rose and Thorne. And, uh, Rue's talking to him the whole time. He got to see some negotiation happening with, hey, eat your dinner. They're excited that Chef's there. Cookies started getting negotiated. We're trying to get them to eat their dinner. We get past dinner. Hey, it's dance party time. Not before we clean up the kitchen, we do the dishes. Chef and Rue are wiping down tables. 00:41:03 Speaker 1: With the spray. 00:41:04 Speaker 2: Rue's helping him out, kind of showing him the bells and whistles of how we operate. And Chef is immersed in all of it. Then it's dance party time. We get the music that comes on in the house. Kids are dancing. 00:41:17 Speaker 1: I see Chef very uncomfortably trying to enter the dance floor. 00:41:21 Speaker 3: Okay. 00:41:21 Speaker 1: They're trying to get him to dance. And he's kind of hitting his like, I don't know. A little Trump action. Yeah, a little Trump action as he's getting to the dance floor. 00:41:28 Speaker 3: Okay. 00:41:29 Speaker 2: And I'm laughing internally. I'm like, let me get out there for him and show him. All you got to do is mock what the kids are doing. This is low stakes dancing. 00:41:35 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:41:36 Speaker 2: We're jumping up and down, but Chef starts engaging and he does the whole dance party. Rue, instead of wanting to go to bed, she's ready. She's like, we got to play Sharon Sparkle Unicorns. We got to play a board game. Get out the board game, set it up. I think I'm going to play. 00:41:50 Speaker 3: No. 00:41:50 Speaker 2: She just wants her and Chef to play. It's her and Chef versus the troll and Sharon Sparkle Unicorns. By the way, great game. We've mentioned it before for the kit, the dad kit. Dad hack, get Sharon Sparkle Unicorns. I'm videoing because I'm sending it to the boys, keeping them updated on how Chef is performing. They lose game one of Share Sparkle Unicorns. Rue's trying to tell them that it's okay. 00:42:14 Speaker 1: It happens. 00:42:16 Speaker 2: Rue's got to play again. They got to play to where they beat the troll. It's around like 7.15, 7.20, 7.30 at this point. 00:42:22 Speaker 1: Late night. 00:42:23 Speaker 2: I'm observing Chef because I'm seeing like, I've seen him check his phone a couple times. He's being the most respectful person. 00:42:31 Speaker 1: As possible. But I know he's also in the middle of working or finishing stuff up. Yeah. Right when he checks his phone, Rue's grabbing, hey, chef, watch me, watch me. We got to play four corners. We got to do this. We got to do that. So I know chef has been immersed the entire time for a good two hours. Yeah. 00:42:45 Speaker 2: And so I'm looking at him when she's like, we got to play again. Oh, you got to play a second game. And I'm kind of side eyeing, seeing like where his mental is at. Like, fuck, we got to, I got to play another game. I thought maybe I'll get to go home. 00:42:56 Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm assuming that correctly. He's checking the clock. 00:42:59 Speaker 3: Oh, chef. 00:43:00 Speaker 1: Like, oh, chef, you got to play another game. 00:43:02 Speaker 2: Deke hits the chat and is like, I can't wait as I'm keeping everybody updated on how he's been doing and sending photos at dinner, dance party, him playing Sharon Sparkle Unicorns. 00:43:10 Speaker 1: They lost. Deke's like, I don't want to get ahead of myself. I can't wait for story time. And I'm thinking, okay, yeah. I'll offer up if he's still in the mood for doing story time. Yeah, yeah. They win game two of Sheriff's Barker Unicorns. All good. Oh, they did. 00:43:23 Speaker 2: Get the milks. We're going upstairs. I just say to Chef, I don't know if you have a story planned. There's no expectation for you to stay any longer. He's like, oh, I have a story. I can do story time. 00:43:34 Speaker 1: I'm like, all right. We'll say less. Let's go upstairs. We go and sit down and- We. 00:43:40 Speaker 2: Got to go back to the playroom because Rue left a stuffed animal or something back there. 00:43:45 Speaker

1: Of course. We go back there. 00:43:46 Speaker 2: Rue's showing him around like what goes down in the playroom, everything else. Playroom's a mess. We go back in bed. Chef kicks off story time. He had a whole story planned out. Said he didn't listen to music on the drive home. 00:43:59 Speaker 1: Nothing. 00:43:59 Speaker 2: All he thought about was how he could deliver a story for Rue based on the experiences that I was sharing last week's episode of you can get into a horror film pretty quickly and On story time, unless you have something prepped. So he's got all of his angles prepped. He starts, mom comes in the room. Says, Rue, did you clean up the playroom? I know she did because we went back there. Dada didn't check Rue. I'm thinking, all right, we'll just kind of clean up the playroom tomorrow. I'm trying to get away with one. Fortunately, dad's name didn't come up. 00:44:28 Speaker 1: Rue didn't throw her old man under the bus. 00:44:29 Speaker 2: Tells chef, looks over at chef, hey, I got to go clean up the playroom. Like, dad, do you want to come help me? So I tell chef to pause his story. Chef's got to sit there while we go back and. 00:44:38 Speaker 1: Clean up the playroom. He's helping clean up. 00:44:40 Speaker 2: You guys want me to help? I was like, no, you stay there. Keep prepping mentally for your story time. Because the scene is set. 00:44:46 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:44:48 Speaker 2: And he gets into story time, tells about a 15-minute story. 00:44:52 Speaker 1: It was good. I can tell Rue liked it. 00:44:56 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:44:56 Speaker 2: But Rue didn't have very many questions afterwards. She wanted Chef to read another story. She wants Chef to go on to another story. There was this monkey named Murph. So Chef's thinking on his feet that I tell you that Murph the monkey also raced NASCAR. Gets into another story with Rue and kind of just comes up with something. Rue asks him a couple different questions. One, when the good witch turned bad, why did she turn bad? 00:45:18 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. 00:45:19 Speaker 2: Chef had his point that all the kids, when she was growing up, her friends were saying mean stuff to her and that just made her mad. Rue has to follow up, what were they saying to her? Chef didn't have some go-to's. 00:45:32 Speaker 1: Layers. 00:45:32 Speaker 2: Yeah, Chef didn't have some go-to's. He didn't have some 3D chess or level three. 00:45:36 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. 00:45:37 Speaker 2: So I forget what he said, but I'm in the point in the story where I'm starting to laugh because I'm filming the story. 00:45:43 Speaker 1: Chef crushed it. 00:45:45 Speaker 2: Did bedtime. Helped do bedtime. I lay with Rue after. Rue wants me to read a story. Chef just told you 20 minutes worth of stories. And so I lay there with Rue. I allow Chef. I'm like, hey, you can go. You know where the door is. 00:45:57 Speaker 1: I'll stay up here. Dude, you're the man. He crushed it. A plus. Can we, in this moment, if we can mark

down for Matty O on the time code, can we run a little Chef story time? 00:46:10 Speaker 2: Just for the people at home to see. Is that okay? That's okay. I just think You're going to have to fast track the story a little bit and get to the main points. 00:46:20 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe just like... I don't want people to get bored with the story. Maybe just like 10 seconds of him doing it because just the visual of him in that chair with lamp on and covers up to Rue's nose is electric. Like Deke and I, knowing Chef and knowing you is that much funnier. But for that to play as well as it did online made me so happy because I was... giggling. It was funny. Hard. 00:46:49 Speaker 2: He was trying to get away with not doing the witch voice and I'm like, hey, you gotta do... You gotta do the voice? 00:46:53 Speaker 1: Do you have the witch voice on video? 00:46:55 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:46:56 Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we play. Is that how she sounds? Or what's the evil? 00:47:01 Speaker 4: You guys are all good. 00:47:03 Speaker 1: I'm gonna curse this lake. And then she cursed the lake. Extremely close to our dog story from Halloween last year. He's got the same voice anytime he does a voice. 00:47:12 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:47:16 Speaker 1: I love his voice too, because it is like a different, deeper or higher pitch iteration of like the, when he did the movie producer one time. And I was like, oh, that kind of sounded like the bat. He goes higher. He's got the bat. He does that for every voice. Yeah. Yeah. 00:47:33 Speaker 2: It goes higher pitch and slightly changes his accent, but that's basically it. That was the witch voice. 00:47:39 Speaker 1: I'm a witch and I do this. And it's a good voice. It's a good voice. Solid voice. Strong voice. Chef, we love you, by the way. I hope you know this is a celebration of Chef. Yeah, Chef crushed it. That makes me happy. We have Jonathan Vea on Spotify said, Hey, the world is your changing table, boys. That is a follow-up to my incredible dad hack of if your kid hates the changing table, just put them on the floor and just change them on the floor. Just change them on the floor. And they love it. The world is our changing table. Dude, Nakey Baby, by the way, like right out of the bath and we take Scarlett into a room and we just set her bundled up in the towel down on the ground and and we let her unravel herself and just start going, that might be some of my favorite five minutes of my day. Each day when she's going around and is all excited after her bath, that's a dad hack, dude. Just let them run. You want an iteration to throw in for the fun? Please. The dryer. 00:48:47 Speaker 2: You got to enter the dryer when you wrap them up in a towel. So when you wrap them in a towel, Rue wants me to do, and Rue's just so much bigger than Scotty. But I got to shake Rue, but I put them in the dryer. All the dryers, I get them wrapped because it's like they're cold coming out. But it's like me going and kind of shaking

them everywhere and drying them off. 00:49:04 Speaker 1: Oh my God. Added. My dumb ass was like, why are you putting your kids in the dryer, Will? Come on, man. Huberman said they can last three minutes in a dryer. This is why we do this we do this every night okay here's where we challenge ourselves getting out of the tub getting that dryer when are you you're most comfortable probably when you're sleeping right so we're gonna shock the body right before we go in the rim You're going to tumble around. You're going to be scared. You can't die. You can't die in a drive. And you can. So we just want to say that. We just want to say that. Can't not put kids in a drive. Can't put kids in a drive for legal purposes. Don't do that. We have another, we have our last follow-up. 21 Jeremy Kubel says, Will out here retelling the movie Taken as a bedtime story. I'm all for it. Princess Rue doesn't know who you are, but she will find you. True that. 00:50:09 Speaker 2: When I think, as I'm telling those stories last week, and when I was telling that one, that is just a horror film. 00:50:15 Speaker 1: Oh, it was great. I loved every bit of it. I think all of us here on set did. All of us. All of us adults loved it. All the parents. 00:50:25 Speaker 2: Listening to me fumble through just a horror film of a story, not knowing where to go next. He's sharpening a sword in the cabin with a little smoke coming out of the chimney. 00:50:34 Speaker 1: That's just when you pan to the couple that's listening to us in the car and the dad's introducing the wife's like, jesus you don't tell our kids that dude oh no no you guys are idiots that's why it's a good show you are so good for my husband because he gets to learn what not to do yeah we are at the end of the day we're just kicking and screaming you just you do the opposite of what we say and you'll have success yeah Should we get into Trey Kennedy? Oh, before we go. Yes, yes, yes. 00:51:09 Speaker 2: Always ask yourself what you're doing for this month. What are you doing to embrace the spook? Whether it's a nice little... fall festivity on the weekends whether it's shopping at bwtb.com to get these onesies with spooktober we got a lot of fun merchandise you see this little football pumpkin hat up top we got a lot of fun stuff at bwtb.com a papa team six spooktober theme shirt. 00:51:37 Speaker 1: Very spooky stuff on bwtb.com yes you have the hat you're wearing the hat i'm wearing yep the shirt i'm wearing the hoodie deke's wearing All on BWTV.com. All on BWTV.com. And our candles are anti-monster candles, which these really do. Fun little game with the kids. These are anti-monster candles. It's like a nice little like almost cinnamon. There's two variations of it. Really? Yeah. You can light it while you're doing story time. 00:52:05 Speaker 2: Obviously, you got to blow it out before you leave the room, but you just tell them the scent, everything going into the room. 00:52:11 Speaker 1: That's what keeps the monsters out. It worked for me. My brother did that for me. You get aerosol deodorant. And he said it was monster repellent. He'd spray it in our closet and underneath the bed before we go to bed. Worked like a charm. He's like, all right, now I got to get your face. Come here. Open up. I don't know. But rep the brand. Subscribe. Leave comments. One last thing. Okay. I did say in that episode with Trey that you would be grading my intro pretty hard. I think that could be a good follow-up for next week. Were you nervous? Extremely. 00:52:49 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:52:50 Speaker 1: Extremely. I tried to lock in. Yeah. I want your grading as far as that goes. Okay. I got you. Do you want to tell him real quick or do you want him to find out about the Trey? So we had told you that Sherman Trey had met before. Does that spoil it though for the episode? I would think it does. 00:53:09 Speaker 5: So once we hang up here, but guys, you'll all find out on this episode that Sherm had met Trey once before. 00:53:15 Speaker 1: A young buck, a young ST6-er intoxicated Sherm. 00:53:23 Speaker 2: So is this a moment you look back on and you're excited that it happened or you're embarrassed that it happened? 00:53:29 Speaker 1: I stand by it. I wasn't embarrassed to tell him about it. It was like a very much, we laughed very hard. Of like, I can't believe. So one of your better moments in life. I stand by it. I stand by it. Oh, I can't wait. You get to see what that is in our interview with Trey. Take out the trash. PT Sickos, we interrupt this episode to bring you Rogue. The older one gets, the more it becomes clear that sex is about quality, not quantity. The vibes have to be right. That's why Rose Sparks stands out. 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Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. PT Sickos, Stadium Pulse is rocking right now because one, I know Will Compton is going to be watching this and he is big on the intros. I'm hiding our guests for now because I got to rip this intro to make Will Compton proud. Papa Team 6, welcome to another episode of For the Dads. We hope your trash is taken out. We hope your balls are empty. We have a very special episode here for you today. We have a couple shout outs. Make sure you guys are commenting below in the YouTube, in the Instagram, Spotify, Twitter. The Amazon one. Anywhere where you get your podcasts, leave a comment. It could be a shout out. It could be a question. We read them on the show. We also have an email for you. 601thedads at gmail.com. That's where you can write in longer stories. We will read those out at the end of the episode. Maybe not this episode, though, because I feel like we'll do a whole lot of talking with our guest. We also have 601thedads, our voicemail. where you can call in, leave a voicemail. We'll listen to a couple of those, but we have a very special guest. I am very excited and I'm a little short of breath because it is the amazing, the wonderful Trey Kennedy. Wow. 00:58:09 Speaker 3: Wow. 00:58:10 Speaker 1: What an intro. 00:58:12 Speaker 5: Wait, how many intros have you done? Is that my second one? So that's pretty, like every once in a while he'll bounce in, but that's your second one. 00:58:18 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Second one ever. Nailed it. Nailed it. Thanks for having me. I'm here. Dude, the head felt hot, like halfway through it. I was like, I know if I just get through the intro, everything will roll down the hill. You really gassed me up. Yeah. 00:58:31 Speaker 4: They pan to me and they go, Oh, I was like Travis Kelsey or something, but I'm here. 00:58:36 Speaker 1: I look kind of like him. If you squint. And thanks for having me, fellas. Yeah, I know. You guys hit me up and you're like, we won't be there. Do you still want to come? Guys, guys, thank yourself more highly of that. Can you imagine? I just leave you on scene. 00:58:49 Speaker 3: I'm out. 00:58:50 Speaker 5: There was a part of me when I said, because we talked and they have their ESPN show. And I was like, oh man, like there's a chance we got to reschedule. And Will was just like, give him the option. Like he's, he's a podcaster. 00:59:00 Speaker 1: He's a comedian. 00:59:01 Speaker 5: He gets it. And when I sent that DM, I like regretted it. I was like, if he says no, dude, we're not cool. 00:59:05 Speaker 1: And this sucks. It is a risk. 00:59:07 Speaker 4: No, but it is courteous of you, but no, I wouldn't do that. i wouldn't i get it but i know i wouldn't i'm glad to be here now i'm i'm in a spot let's go where would i've sat if he was here you would still be there okay well uh i'd be right here will would be right here or. 00:59:21 Speaker 1: Switch that we switch that for will's posture that is that is yes yes he would get a little too locked into the gas so we've we've had him worked out to the outside gotcha But third time we've had a guest, first time we've had someone outside of football. Wow. We have a comedian. Can you play in the NFL? I am outside of football for sure. 00:59:40 Speaker 4: So I played a couple downs in seventh grade, but I haven't touched the NFL. 00:59:47 Speaker 1: So glad to be here. And did you talk any poke talk with Coop? He is a fellow poke. 00:59:53 Speaker 4: I am a huge poke. I haven't talked with him about it, but we're fired up because we're back. 01:00:00 Speaker 1: That's what it's looking like. Yeah. 01:00:03 Speaker 4: Oklahoma State, we'd lost 21 straight FBS games. Just the lowest of the low. And then we lost game one of the season. Me and my buddy were just in the group text like, what have we done? We thought we were going to be back. This guy stinks. That's what you do as a football fan. You just get rid of him. I was sending like drew mess to make her memes as JJ McCarthy. You know, you know, he's like, he's like AI. It is like number nine. I'm like, let's get this. 01:00:29 Speaker 1: Guy out of here. 01:00:29 Speaker 4: And now I'm like, now I'm his biggest fan ever. I go, Oh, this guy might be drafted. Number one, one day. I mean, I take it back. Um, no, it's exciting to finally be a poke gun. He got us a lot of good years, but it's new era Morris time. 01:00:44 Speaker 1: Trey. I have a couple of things to dive in with you on a personal level before we get into the episode. Okay. I want to start with an apology. That's something I do a lot on this show. Okay. Good dad. That is a dad hack. That might be our first dad hack episode. Trey, do you remember being at a Baylor game in Waco and a lot of people getting really upset that you were in the student section and they started chanting, kick him out, kick him out? No way. Have we met before? Like from afar? 01:01:17 Speaker 3: No. 01:01:22 Speaker 4: What? 01:01:24 Speaker 1:

I haven't told anyone here that story. 01:01:26 Speaker 4: Me and my buddies, we, there's a year we went to every away game in college. So we're down in Waco. And we were, so we were with some Baylor. One of my buddies, good friends from high school went to Baylor. So we're with her and her crew in y'all student section. And we were removed by security because y'all made such a fuss. And did you lead the charge or can you proudly say you're the leader of that? 01:01:49 Speaker 1: I wasn't the leader, but I was early. You were a follower. I was early. 01:01:53 Speaker 4: Well, I will say, do you remember, I was with one of my buddies who's like a particularly big, loud, annoying person. 01:02:02 Speaker 1: Do you remember him? Don't remember him. Okay. But you remember, you go, wait, that's a vine guy. Get it out of here. It truly, for my perspective, It was, I see orange in the student section. 01:02:16 Speaker 4: Which is, to your credit, I mean, I'm ripping the guy's head off if he's in Baylor Green in my student section. 01:02:22 Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah. To your credit. So stuff is, I mean, everybody's K cam out. K cam out to your defense. you were being so like such a gentleman about it. Goodness. Let's go. You were not fighting anybody. Security came down and talked to you and you pretty much looked like you were like, I'm ready to kind of get out of here. Can I please walk out of here? 01:02:45 Speaker 4: It was getting bad. What my buddy was getting fired up and yelling at y'all. And, and I, cause I get it though. I go, dude, we're in their student section. We can't, we're just going to fight someone instantly if we're going to be like a hole. So I was like, We need to remove ourselves. And I don't even remember the, was that when y'all were good? 01:03:03 Speaker 1: That was when we were good. Yeah. So it was a good game. It was a good game. Did we get the dub? I think y'all did. Yeah, I think we did. I think you did. And I think that that is just how it works in the world of karma. It wasn't until you're walking out there. Everybody was like, that's the vine guy. That's the vine guy. 01:03:20 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:03:21 Speaker 4: The vine guy thing in college. Like it worked against me more than for me for sure. You know, having millions of followers now is pretty cool, but in 2014, it was a little less cool. 01:03:35 Speaker 1: I will always think that it's cool because Vine was like where I started to actually post fun, creative stuff. Like that was my beginning point of, hey, I like this. I like tooling around on the internet a little bit. So a lot of your early stuff, I loved. Sick. A lot of your stuff on Vine, I've like... whatever that app was that let you go back on vine. Oh yeah. That you could like pull up. 01:04:01 Speaker 3: Right. 01:04:02 Speaker 1: That's finally done. 01:04:04 Speaker 4: Sadly, I'm kind of glad because some of my stuff was, but that's wild that you cross paths on that way. 01:04:13 Speaker 1: We had a great time on Waco. Okay, good. Great time. I feel bad about it. And I called our mutual friend, Scott Caldwell. And I told him that story was like, I have a little bit of a history with Trey. I want to make sure I get that knocked out at the very beginning. I don't want that to affect the podcast. That's how it comes to me when I see you face to face. I just leave. I'm furious. Yeah. 01:04:34 Speaker 4: You. 01:04:34 Speaker 1: You're the guy. You're the guy. We had a great time in Waco. Yeah. I've been to every big, the former Big 12 games. campus. 01:04:42 Speaker 4: But Waco Treat as well. Learning curve, dry campus. Yeah, dry campus. Need to figure that out. They're fixing a lot. Shout out our new AD, Doug McNamee. He's getting a lot of stuff taken care of with the tailgate scene. So that is getting fixed. 01:04:56 Speaker 1: It was the first couple years of the stadium. It was a beautiful stadium. Thank you. Thank you. Another connection there, Will Compton. For anyone at home, Will might hate me for saying this. Will Compton, very big on Vines. Were y'all aware of this? Was he? Yeah, yeah, a little bit. What was he doing? Some awesome skits and sketches, like very similar to what you were doing, but while he was at Nebraska wearing Nebraska stuff. So y'all would have bonded over that tremendously. And then last thing I wanted to get out of the way, shout out Jake Triplett. 01:05:30 Speaker 2: Wow. 01:05:30 Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone knows that guy. How do you know him? I went on a road trip from Big Bend National Park all the way to Chicago with Jake, where we drove in my Tahoe with one other guy. and we had an air mattress in the back of the Tahoe, and we would switch passenger to keep driver awake, and then someone sleeping in the back. That's the best. I've done that before. And we just rotated. Yeah. How'd you know? Did you meet him there? That sounds like you. Met him truly, I think, a week before we went on the trip. Yeah. Which sounds very Jake Triplett. 01:06:03 Speaker 4: Very Jake Triplett. Everyone knows Jake Triplett. Shout out, Jake. Shout out, he's a pickleball guy now. 01:06:08 Speaker 1: I know. 01:06:09 Speaker 4: Making pickleball content. He worked with me for me for years. Sad to see him go, but I knew he'd do his own thing. But yeah, he knows everyone. Now he knows people in Asia. I don't know what he's doing, but he's a dad now. Oh, I did not know that. Shout out Jake Triplett. And he worked with you on Correct Opinion for a while? He started as my videographer in 2018. And it evolved to, you know, helping me shooting at it, helping me to write stuff, kind of being in stuff. Then it evolved to my podcast co-host for years. Kind of, yeah, sounds like a lot like you, some of these guys up in here. It's just, he kind of. kept elevating. And then we, we did like a golf channel together for a bit. 01:06:53 Speaker 1: Uh, he's a hilarious dude. And yeah, so now he's, I knew he always would, but he's doing his own thing now.

That's the one thing that I just from doing research, but also knowing you on the internet from vine, I feel like you touch so many different things. Uh, I know it's like, we're old, man. I feel like an OG. 01:07:09 Speaker 4: I've been like making viral videos for like 12 13 years. 01:07:14 Speaker 1: That's the constant though that's crazy that's the constant through everything that you've touched the viral videos have always been there. 01:07:20 Speaker 4: Thank goodness i know that's i can't believe this is the job i got i don't know if y'all feel this i bet you do everyone in this line of work feels that you know this is one week we're gonna pull up the report it's like no one listened uh-huh yeah you just feel that right it doesn't make sense i just announced new tour dates and i go There's zero tickets, I bet. Zero. 01:07:38 Speaker 1: And then you get the report. You go, hey, we're still doing it. Yes. It's always this fear because it's too good to be true. 01:07:43 Speaker 3: Yes. 01:07:44 Speaker 1: And we just took Trey through our warehouse and we're showing him the haunted house that my boss gave me. Way too big of a budget to put up a haunted house in. And we sit here every single day and we work. And now they're in Lincoln, Nebraska doing an ESPN show where like thousands of Husker fans are like there to see Will Compton. And you forget about that when you're just in this little warehouse every single day. 01:08:10 Speaker 4: It's a, I mean, if there's, there was no other reality I would have encountered than what I did when I pulled up nine white guys came out and greeted me. They walked me through a garage and, And I go, yes. If there was anything different, I wouldn't disappoint. On a scale of one to dude vibes, how much are the dude vibes here? 01:08:28 Speaker 1: Off the charts, 11. It's awesome. We have a show titled The Locker Room, a show titled For the Dads, and a show titled Bustin' with the Boys. 01:08:39 Speaker 5: As you say, what's crazier is that Coop and I were about three minutes away from going outside to throw a football before you got here. 01:08:44 Speaker 1: I was like, that's too on the nose. Yeah, we just do it, but I was like, we can't just do that. It's just arm wrestling. What's up, man? Come on in. What? Yeah. So to get into our first dad question, as a co-host on a dad podcast. you're now doing Correct Opinion with your wife, Katie, correct? That's right. Yeah. 01:09:04 Speaker 4: So my podcast has really evolved. So now it's me and my wife, Katie. We miss Jake dearly, but it's definitely evolved into a pretty good parenting vibe because we're in it. 01:09:15 Speaker 1: One thing about this show is we jokingly, Will and I, will say this is our escape from our wives, where we often get the information wrong every single time. Of course. We get to hear about it later. That's called our after pod report, APR. That's not on the cheat sheet that I provided you. I'll write it down. 01:09:34 Speaker 3: APR. 01:09:34 Speaker 4: APR. 01:09:35 Speaker 1: There's a couple on here. I can't wait to figure out more. What, what is the stress? What's the stadium pulse? Like doing a dad podcast, a husband podcast with your wife across from you on the mic. 01:09:48 Speaker 4: Oh, we, we fight throughout the episode. Like we, the one we did the other day, like she was furious. And then like in, she was like, I was like legit mad at you during that. 01:09:57 Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I know. I'm sorry. And yeah. 01:09:59 Speaker 4: So, but it's not, it's, and I joke too. It's like, some of the only like, you couldn't like concentrated times we speak anyway. It's like, we're so busy with three little kids. I'm like, it's kind of nice. We had a time to talk. And, uh, yeah, we're, we're like that. We just, we're blunt with each other. We just have it out. So sometimes I, I just make fun of her too much. She's like, you need to shut up. But, uh, No, I like to give takes on what moms should do, too. And we should do that because they love that. 01:10:29 Speaker 1: And we know. Welcome to the show, sir. Welcome to the show. Okay, I'm ready. They love our advice. They scream for it in the comments. Yep, I believe it. So you just mentioned a dad hack there, though. That actually is so sick that you get some alone time with the wifey, even if it is via a podcast. 01:10:47 Speaker 3: 100%. 01:10:47 Speaker 1: It is nice. And it's really. 01:10:49 Speaker 4: it is a fun, fun thing because my podcast was me and Jake fellow comedian, just kind of dudes being funny and just trying to talk about whatever. And then my wife would join every now and then as like a cute thing, but then the fans liked it. And then it evolved to Jake, leave it now it's me and her. And it's, we weren't a good flow now. You know, it was a tough transition, you know, like with anything, just like people miss Jake. And now this is more of my wife, but she's done a great job and it's cool to, it's been really special to have that thing together as husband and wife because she stayed home mom. 01:11:22 Speaker 1: She's in it. 01:11:23 Speaker 4: She could feel, it's cool to watch her kind of, you know, she's DM me stuff like we could talk about this on the pod. 01:11:29 Speaker 1: You know, it's cute. It's fun. 01:11:30 Speaker 4: And she's, and then of course now everyone likes the comments are filled with women just like taking her side. And I'm like, now I'm, now I've got nothing but happy for her. That's what it's all about. I was checking the comments. on two of your latest episodes. 01:11:46 Speaker 1: Bro there's like do they even like me katie couldn't agree more oh my gosh katie's so right try to. 01:11:53 Speaker 4: Stop interrupting stop listening you know you go oh you need to take it easy on katie yeah. 01:12:00 Speaker 5: Oh do you ever play the uh respectfully of course they're like i'm a bigger creator babe like. 01:12:04 Speaker 4: Yeah i put in put her in her place i've been doing this

for a decade What do you know? 01:12:10 Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a gong rip, by the way. That would be a gong rip. Do I hit it? Yeah, go for it. Oh, that was soft. I need to do that better. Well done. Gong rip, gong rip. okay on on um you and your wife katie um just doing some research on you guys you are a father of three three now but you are a father of three under three which means you had to do two under two before that yes sir that is a common comment question need advice please help oh god what we do from our listeners Not to put people who have two under two. Okay. Okay. Will for, uh, Will was like on the very tail end of two under two. Um, so he has some good notes there. That's the big thing about us. Two hundred tours. Hey, you better. Hey, there's no almost. Okay. You got to be there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about the three under three years? Yeah. 01:13:07 Speaker 4: It's like, Hey, well, you know, I almost made it to the league, but you know, practice squad. 01:13:10 Speaker 1: No, you're in or out. Okay. 01:13:11 Speaker 4: I'm 202. Sounds like he's not. So if you ever get advice on it, that's wrong. I have nine, 18 months apart, two under 18 months. 01:13:19 Speaker 1: Oh, Trey. And we did that on purpose. That's what people's first question, right? They go. Yeah. 01:13:25 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:13:25 Speaker 1: We did that. It was the plane. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it is nuts. It's nuts. Cause you have one, right? I have one. She's a year and three months. 01:13:34 Speaker 4: Are y'all trying to crank one out soon or you don't know? 01:13:38 Speaker 1: I don't know. Good question. And we'll leave it at that. We'll leave it at that for the listeners. But we do want two or three. We do want two or three. 01:13:47 Speaker 3: Awesome. 01:13:48 Speaker 1: And we're loving where Scarlett's at, but also the idea of having a fresh new little biscuit is, daunting it is daunting it's it's crazy it makes the interstellar video that you made where you're looking through the bookcase yeah the younger you being like dude i can't believe he's not going out with us because of his kid. 01:14:11 Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah i'm reflecting back on like if you could take back what you used to say when you had one or before you had kids i had every dad's been there every parent i said some crazy stuff before i was like they can't I genuinely was like, it can't be that. These people, you don't sleep. Like, give me a break. 01:14:29 Speaker 1: I was saying all these things. Why wouldn't he sleep? I don't get that. I'm like, oh, he doesn't eat? Like, make him eat. Like, I don't care. You make him eat what you want him to eat. Like, I said all these things. I really meant it. It's so humbling. If you want to get stabbed in the face, I think that might be the perfect thing to say to Will Compton is you just make him. I don't understand why they're not eating. it's been 10 episodes in a row now that i feel like picky one dude the. 01:14:57 Speaker 4: Picky ones will break

you dude my boy i've done some like you talk about dad hack saying sorry you know a couple like bore a lot i just said my son i'll be like i really gotta apologize for that because i did some like you're gonna you just won't eat and he just he won like he was like he was he went so long without eating he was starting to get like lethargic You. 01:15:16 Speaker 3: Know what I mean? 01:15:17 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I was like, he was like sad, sad. I'm like, this is what you're, you're hungry. This is the option. You're hungry. 01:15:22 Speaker 4: The, you know, cause they, some people swear by that and it just, it depends on the kid. And after like missing three meals, I felt like he went from crying to just kind of tired. I go, Oh my goodness. Am I like, is this legal? And I was just like, whatever you want, dude, I've never done that again. 01:15:35 Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry. 01:15:36 Speaker 4: That's what's up about the firstborn. You make a lot of mistakes with the firstborn. With a boy too. You know, it's easier to do that to my daughter. 01:15:45 Speaker 1: Yeah. 01:15:45 Speaker 2: Yeah. 01:15:45 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:15:47 Speaker 4: I told my wife that recently where i was like you don't know this but in my head when i tell eva my little girl i make eva we don't don't hit your brother say sorry when i do that in my head i'm like so proud of myself like i so don't want to get on her my son i'll just like for any reason i'll it's so true my daughter i'm like i can't believe i just reprimanded my daughter like i'm an amazing dad. 01:16:10 Speaker 1: And with your boy, you're probably like, Oh, it's funny. You look like you're starving, but you said you weren't hungry. So I don't know, but you look like you're about to fall asleep at the table. 01:16:18 Speaker 4: Yeah, dude. I, it's happened. So I will never forget this. My, you get that two month old shots, right? Really sad. And the two month old shots and they put a little bandaid on it. My son, two months old, he had those band-aids on. I just rip them off. 01:16:33 Speaker 1: He's fine. 01:16:34 Speaker 4: My daughter, I, I got soapy water and I painstakingly took... You okay, princess? 01:16:39 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it hit me right then. I go, oh, man. I was so cruel to myself. He's fine. You have a great look into both being a boy dad and being a girl dad, which we do not have good representation on the show of boy dads currently. 01:16:56 Speaker 4: It's... Yeah, I've made a lot of content about it that's resonated because the people have both. It is a shocking difference. In at least the toddler phase. That's all I know. But it's a crazy difference. Boys versus girls. 01:17:10 Speaker 1: The only image I've really seen of like boy dad type energy is going into our daycare. Scarlett goes to a daycare like five days a week. He's hanging from the ceiling somehow. And Will warned me, of course. I mean, that's what this... podcast is is like will warns me it then comes true nine

times out ten all the boys are just like running around her class with like eight dinosaurs in their hand just going and in the corner there's a library and this is not for content this is a true story there is a library in the corner with three fuzzy chairs all three other girls are in the class just sitting in the chairs and scarlet's wanting to walk over to the library to go join the girls over there and it's holding dada's hand as all the boys are running. 01:17:55 Speaker 4: Around in a circle real real yeah we when my boy we do like uh do a couple day a week day carry mother's day out thing and my my little girl just started going she goes in the morning and my son will go the full day now because he's he's three three and a half she's just turned two That's how we're doing things. So my daughter gets home and when there's like a few hours where it's just her and not my son and you're, I'm like, it feels like I could breathe again. You're just like, I can't, she's in my lap. 01:18:24 Speaker 1: Daddy read book. 01:18:25 Speaker 2: Yeah. 01:18:25 Speaker 1: It's the whole thing. And then my son gets home. 01:18:27 Speaker 4: He's like, and then he reps her up and he, the wrestling and it was just so cute and fun. But yeah, it's, but then you hear, well, one day we'll be talking. I hear everyone says it flips, right? Then you got the teen boy hardly speaks to you and the teen girls starts going through it. So, But as far as the little kids stage, they're a lot more energy, a lot more work, but they're both the best. 01:18:47 Speaker 1: They're fun. Are you so glad that the firstborn was a boy and then you had the girl that she has a big brother? Yes. 01:18:55 Speaker 4: I hear that a lot. I hear that's like, cause my sister's got girl boy. And at least at this age, I think it's easier. Cause she, my daughter does a pretty good job keeping up with him and they're having fun versus my sister, her daughter, or like her daughter staying away from her little brother. Cause a little brother is kind of, he's like one and a half trying to climb on her and she's just, yeah. And so they're not playing like mind play together. So there's a little bit of that where he, he can coax her and do it more. But, uh, I mean, I'm just, I'm just glad to have, I always say, you know, whatever gender we get, I was glad with, but pretty grateful to have both. 01:19:28 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:19:28 Speaker 1: And then congratulations. The, uh, your son that was just born in August. Yeah, man. Let's see you guys do your research around here for you. You have wifi in this garage. We do. 01:19:36 Speaker 5: Sherm was at the hospital booing you there too. 01:19:42 Speaker 1: Get him out of here. All these Oklahoma state guys. 01:19:46 Speaker 4: He's a little boy, three months old. 01:19:49 Speaker 1: That's crazy. So yeah, three under three ish. Is it true that it gets... You're either in or out, sir. I don't know. Oh, I'm not. 01:19:58 Speaker 4: I'll be honest. I'm not in

the three under three club. I'm three under three in three months or something. 01:20:04 Speaker 3: Okay. 01:20:04 Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. So we didn't go that. And before I ask this, don't strangle me because I'm not the one saying it. Okay. But people are saying that it does get easier in the infant stage the more times you go through the infant stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Agree? Yes, yes. Agree. 01:20:25 Speaker 4: But then it's, because I don't know if you've heard this a lot, when you have the baby, people go, they'll throw at you like, oh, the newborn. 01:20:32 Speaker 1: I'd do anything to do the newborn again. That's nothing. Or they're like, wait till he's three. And you're going, there's no way. There's no way. And then there is a way. 01:20:42 Speaker 4: We have a newborn now, and you're like, this, we used to have one of these, and we were, of course you are, because it's terrifying. You don't know what you're doing. But no, the third baby, he's the least of my worries. My three-year-old and my two-year-old are like, Way more work and nuts. Last night, all three of my kids woke up twice. 01:20:58 Speaker 1: Yes. I woke up at 1, 2, 34, 5, 6. That's good. Yeah. And I love my, it's funny. That's one thing you learn about your marriage too. 01:21:08 Speaker 4: You learn a lot. My spouse, some days I wake up. And I, it's to my surprise, she got up with the kids that I want to let you sleep this morning. That was not, I was up with been up with my son for hours. Of course he's sick. They're sick every day. And then she hands me, she goes, baby miles, baby miles like to be up and she's turns and goes back on the bed. And I go, I guess she's going, okay, good night. And so I just go into war with three kids for breakfast while she slept in, but she deserves it. She knew I was coming to, I was coming to hang on a garage. She was, parenting all day so i'll let her have. 01:21:38 Speaker 1: It for sure and you love your wife of course of course i really. 01:21:43 Speaker 4: Do and she yeah you just you there's days she goes he needs some sleep and vice versa it's a team it's a team it's a team thing as. 01:21:52 Speaker 5: As far as i was gonna say uh we've asked this to most of the guests uh obviously germ one daughter will two daughters you have two sons mm-hmm what did you do differently to acquire the sons? 01:22:05 Speaker 1: Because Will's not here to ask. 01:22:06 Speaker 5: And Will wants the Compton storyline to stand for the test of time. So what would you recommend he tries? Um, it's, it's, uh, you know, I don't know what you guys call it on this podcast. I call it a shockwave. 01:22:19 Speaker 1: Oh, are you serious? 01:22:20 Speaker 4: You actually call it that? No, my wife calls it that. She's always like shockwave me. I go, why are you saying it like that? She's crazy, but, um, Dude, I don't, I don't, I wish there was an answer to that, but the, I was great. I really wanted both. So I'm grateful to have both. And the third, I don't know, we might not be done fellas. 01:22:43 Speaker 1: So I don't know. 01:22:44 Speaker 4: That's really, yeah, that's that kind of, we'll see. That was going to be a question later on. Uh, two, these are two different tips. Just anybody that's a listener of trade. This is your first time on the show. 01:22:55 Speaker 1: For the dads that we've talked about, a post-shockwave handstand has been just a tip that has been thrown out there. For her, you have to do it together. In solidarity. That was a great question. In solidarity, great answer. And then we have also heard from Golden Tate, I believe. It's two to the left, two to the right. How many boys does he have? He has all boys, I believe. And maintaining eye contact. Oh, okay. That seems like a woman trap, though. We're not sure about that one yet. Interesting. Yes. Further research to be done. Further research to be done. Yeah, let us know. Unfortunately, I don't know what data I have. Yeah, drop your tips in the comments, too, listeners. If you have any tips, please. PT Sickos, we need to know. The curse does need to be broken. That actually does need to be talked about. uh all girls at this office okay okay you have okay these guys. 01:24:00 Speaker 4: They can't even drive they uber here you have. 01:24:03 Speaker 5: One girl i know i just got married literally last weekend oh okay so it did this is my first week back in the office. 01:24:09 Speaker 4: And so we got a wife girl a wife got a wife yes sick taylor when your wives come to this uh studio great question yeah. 01:24:18 Speaker 1: Yeah i was gonna say well yeah like not really. 01:24:24 Speaker 4: Let's go visit daddy in the office they're like let's just wait till he's how this smells in here most of. 01:24:31 Speaker 1: Them see this and get scared just like the general dude. 01:24:33 Speaker 4: I love it yeah it is very hilarious that yeah you guys you got all girls so far It's crazy. 01:24:39 Speaker 1: We did hold a seance on the pod a couple months ago to try and ward the spirits. Almost a year ago. Does Will want more? Will wants a boy really, really bad, Trey. 01:24:50 Speaker 4: Is he the type of guy who goes, listen, I would have had two kids, but I got to keep trying? is he kind of like that. 01:24:56 Speaker 5: I am i speaking out turn i believe he's been open to the idea of a larger family with the main north star being boy boy boy yeah that's how i'll word it and i and i would say wifey charo also who's listening currently i don't want to put words in her mouth either that yeah that's boy is the goal. 01:25:13 Speaker 4: Man is there gonna be like a big gender reveal if that time comes it'll be a big live stream event i bet you got to do that. 01:25:19 Speaker 1: Yes you guys ever seen the gordon hayward video. 01:25:22 Speaker 6: No. 01:25:23 Speaker 4: Because he had, I think, two girls, and they're doing gender reel for the third, and they pop it pink, and he kind of sulks over there. It's a hilarious viral video

from a couple years ago. And then his wife goes, is daddy happy? And he goes, daddy's always happy. It's an amazing video. 01:25:39 Speaker 3: Oh, my God. 01:25:40 Speaker 5: The title of it is Gordon Hayward does not seem happy with their gender reveal. 01:25:43 Speaker 4: He's like a cartoon character kicking the ground. 01:25:46 Speaker 1: Daddy's always happy. Oh, no. Dude, not having a boy. Because I. 01:25:51 Speaker 4: Of course, I want to both, but if you're a professional athlete, you got to have a boy. 01:25:56 Speaker 1: That's it. 01:25:56 Speaker 4: That hits different. You know, for me, I'm like, I don't girls is chill. But if I was in the NFL or NBA, you got to that'd be like dream come true. I got to get this. I'm raise my son up. 01:26:06 Speaker 1: Yeah, it opens up the being just a girl that it has opened my mind up of other sports. I would otherwise never think of. I was not. I played peewee baseball, but I wasn't like. oh man, baseball player. And now Scarlett, her mom was very talented softball player. Got some genes. Got some genes. I'm like, okay, maybe softball, maybe some volleyball, maybe some soccer. 01:26:32 Speaker 4: I'm rooting for volleyball hard with my daughter. I think it'd be so fun. 01:26:36 Speaker 1: Volleyball would be fun. Yeah, man. I love playing volleyball. I like it. I could see myself, you know, posting up the volleyball tournaments, but we'll see. 01:26:43 Speaker 6: I don't know. 01:26:44 Speaker 4: I don't know if she's showing... I got to be realistic. Maybe we'll do some theater. You got to follow the family tree. I was about to say what's in the genes. The best we got in the genes is more in the arts than the sports, obviously. I was a fine athlete. I think we could have some success up into maybe the high school level, but there's a higher ceiling there. Over there in theater. 01:27:08 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the only selfish one that I would really love is golf. Because you just get so much quiet time out there. You're averaging like four to six hours for a full round. And just being able to... If Scarlett was truly invested in it, getting to pour into her and pour into something that she is super passionate about, that gets me excited. 100%. Yeah, it's like. 01:27:34 Speaker 4: who knows man I was dreaming up the other day I was shooting hoops I grew up playing basketball that was my sport so I love taking kids outside and shooting on our like driveway and you know my kids like hold them up but my oldest he's not very interested in it my daughter likes it a little more and I dreamed of like man I got two boys I'll be out here like shooting hoops with my boys one day but then it's like you know they'll be like we don't want to father we want to dance and then you're like. 01:27:58 Speaker 1: Alright hey then dance do some dancing you're better at dancing You are. I'm sure he'll be great. Whatever he wants to do. We have some dad losses. We have some shout outs and we have some dad hacks. Coach me up. What are we doing? I will actually put the ball in your court. No pun intended. 01:28:16 Speaker 3: Fun. 01:28:16 Speaker 1: Let's start with what sounds like the worst here. We'll go up from here. Dad loss. 01:28:22 Speaker 4: Let's start with the bad news. Dad loss. This is a comment from Jeff Antosh. If I'm saying that right. Went to get some yogurt melts for the baby, which was on the top shelf in our pantry. What also was on the top shelf of our pantry is our container. of flour for some reason. Our entire container of flour is on the ground. The baby is crying. All caps. 01:28:45 Speaker 1: Good. Is that the Jocko? Yeah. Good. You got to have that mindset as a dad. That has been adopted by this podcast in a big way. 01:28:55 Speaker 3: Good. 01:28:56 Speaker 1: You'll probably see way more goods in the comments. There's three good emojis on the bottom of that comment from the Discord as well. So everyone just good in it up. Good. Good. 01:29:05 Speaker 4: That's a big shift. When you have the first kid, that stuff really ruins your morning. And now you shake it off quick once you get in it. They drop some on the ground. Just last night, I go, you can have a few chocolate chips. That's some of the treat. You get this little bag. My daughter spilled it all over the floor. And then we had like a five minute fiasco where we're trying to clean it up as my children are sneaking handfuls and grabbing them. 01:29:27 Speaker 1: And then we're punishing them. And then help us clean it up. And they're stealing. Yeah. And you just laugh it off. You laugh it off good. Good. And I feel like that's the one thing that I'm learning time management wise of I'm waking up way earlier in the morning to leave room for that exact type of thing. Like hand Scarlett the bottle, go into the kitchen and make sure to pack up the rest of her stuff. I then come back, bottle is upside down the couch and it's spilled everywhere. Okay, now I need to make sure Scarlett gets another bottle. I need to make sure she drinks it. I need to get to work on time as well, though. That's pretty high up on the list. So the earlier that I wake up, the better chance that mistakes will happen. But I have some coverage. Smart, smart. You got to adjust. You got to have a game plan. It's something I've been working on, something that is going pretty good. Yeah. When are you waking up? When's your girl waking up? Oh, she is like five o'clock. She's been doing yoga in the mornings. She's also a registered nurse. So 5 a.m. wake up call. That's pretty regular for her. Good for her. I'm 630 right now. And your daughter's after all that? Yeah, daughter's after all that. She's sleeping super, super well. Shout out 12 hours and 12 weeks. You got knock on wood too. And gong hit just to be safe, if that's okay. 01:30:54 Speaker 3: Okay. 01:30:57 Speaker 1: She's waking up around 7.30 on her own. Teething. Yeah, they're always teething. Yeah. Always. They have 40 teeth. They're

like a shark. Yeah, yeah. You pick her up from daycare and the teachers are like, yeah, she had a bad day. Well, she's teething. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. 01:31:14 Speaker 4: The teeth, dude. It's, yeah, but that's what, the sleep. That's one of the hardest parts. To me, I know parenting is always going to be hard, but The day when I can just reliably sleep again. That's going to change everything. That's tough, man. 01:31:29 Speaker 1: Good. Good. Like we're in the Navy SEALs. 01:31:31 Speaker 3: Good. 01:31:31 Speaker 1: No sleep. I feel like I'm kind of looking at a time machine right now, just dad-wise of the way that you're talking. And I'm just mentally preparing myself for it. Yeah, you've got me. 01:31:42 Speaker 4: Like I said, you've got a guy off four hours of sleep with a three-month-old. 01:31:46 Speaker 1: I'm not in a good place at all. But. 01:31:51 Speaker 4: That's what we need. Well, Hey, I'm a, I'm open book and it's still a blessing. It's still great, but it's gnarly, man. It's gnarly when, cause my, my oldest is doing a thing where he wakes up every night. Anyone ever heard of the, the, the hatch, the green light, red light. 01:32:03 Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. You have that? 01:32:06 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:32:06 Speaker 1: No kids, but I have that. Okay. You like it. It's one of the things that does the light in the room to go to sleep and wake up. A little red light therapy or something. Is that the hatch? 01:32:18 Speaker 4: It plays a noise. Yeah, the idea with kids is it's kind of their clock. Red light means asleep. Green light means it's time to wake up. But it's funny. These kids, he would wake up before it. He wouldn't respect it. He'd cry. So he'd be like, well, we're trying to teach him. So we turn it green as he was crying. So to kind of just try to instill like, we're not going to get him unless it's green. But then the other day, he broke it to me. He goes, if I cry enough, it turns green. So then I go, dang it, dude. So now I'm like, no wonder he's been waking up every night screaming. He's trying to turn that thing green. He's like, might as well give it a shot. So we're getting rid of that. It's just, you never know. I didn't even know Hatch had that feature. 01:32:58 Speaker 1: I really didn't. It's a very common thing once you get up to the two, three years old. Oh, really? 01:33:04 Speaker 4: To try to hopefully teach them like, this is your time on your own to get out of your big boy bed and walk out your room. It's not going according to plan with our oldest. 01:33:14 Speaker 1: I'm really questioning why I have it. I lived with my girlfriend and she brought it when we moved in. She's like, yeah, honey, I don't know. She's sleep training you. Jerry, time to wake up. Good morning. I'm going to get coffee. It's still red. 01:33:29 Speaker 3: Weird. 01:33:29 Speaker 1: I guess you stayed in bed. I do know, to Jared's defense, they do make adult hatches. We must have an adult one. I don't know why we have it. It looks like the sun rising. It's kind of like a sun rise. That's a pleasant way to wake up. And not to throw my wife under the bus, she did buy an infant hatch when we did not have a child because she liked the music of the infant hatch more than the the white noise of the adult. It's probably more relaxing, yeah. Yes, very relaxing. I have another dad loss for us. Yes. This comes from TJ Ustruck. This is an email. How we doing, men? So last night, my six-year-old was helping dad knock out some chores. It had been raining for about seven straight hours, but the chickens don't give a shit about the weather. They still want to eat, and also we just lost our bed. We are also brought to you by the one and only Olipop. We had Trey Kennedy actually taste test this flavor caramel apple. He loved it. We obviously love it. We even put it in a float. This stuff with vanilla ice cream goes crazy. It goes absolutely insane. 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Olipop is available in the soda aisle and with the chilled beverages at thousands of retailers nationwide, including Target and Walmart. 01:35:55 Speaker 5: We had a guy on X reach out and say that if you swore, he would name his first son Trey. And I said, well, if Sherm doesn't swear, we'll name the gong Max. But now we have to name the gong Trey because he did swear. 01:36:06 Speaker 1: Well, nice. To apologize for swearing. Yeah, it was the classic. Well, he's just reading a quote. I was reading a quote. I was reading a quote. TJ said it. 01:36:14 Speaker 4: That's how my shelter self got away with cussing growing up. I was just reading this quote. 01:36:19 Speaker 1: Singing a song. Who's this guy, Matt? Who's this random fan on X? Or do you know this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:36:25 Speaker 3: P.T. 01:36:25 Speaker 1: Sicko. 01:36:26 Speaker 5: P.T. 01:36:26 Speaker 1: Sicko. He commented on. 01:36:28 Speaker 4: Believe me, flashbacks to middle school. Come on, Trey Cuss. Come on, Trey Cuss. 01:36:32 Speaker 1: No. No, I don't need to. I don't want to. I can't. I don't want to. It's actually super overrated, dude. You wouldn't get it. TJ continues... So we head out to feed them and

collect the eggs. Now, the chicken run is an absolute disaster. Just mud, water, chicken shit. Basically a biohazard with feathers. My big guy decides he wants to be the one to go in and get the feed. I'm thinking, all right, buddy. This is how boys become men. He makes it in, gets the scoop of feed, turns around, starts bringing it back to the feeder. Down he goes, full sin, right into the mud and chicken shit soup. I'm talking hands, clothes, boots, the whole package. He gets up looking absolutely betrayed by agriculture. That's a quote. And I think that that might've been the exact moment I lost my farm hand. We got him inside, gave him a shower, but somehow the smell survived. The kid smelled like wet chicken shit for the rest of the night. So anyway, I'm currently accepting applications for a new helper. Mine has officially retired from farming at six years old. Great story. Oh my gosh. Dude, I can just see that little boy. He's probably just screaming at us. I'm never doing this again. 01:37:49 Speaker 4: Just covered in poop. That's... Six is an age, dude. 01:37:56 Speaker 1: I was a camp counselor for a little bit, and the six and seven-year-olds, pardon the meme, awful. Awful. Yeah, they are. 01:38:06 Speaker 4: I actually did a counselor year once, and I think that was maybe more like seven and eight, but I did it once. I never did it again. 01:38:14 Speaker 1: Golly. It's a while. And it's such a racket to these parents. I mean, it's the best thing for a parent as far as Oh, honey, you want to go for a month? Are you sure? We're going to miss you a lot. Oh, no. No kidding. It's a game changer for a parent. Yeah. Oh, geez. i guess yeah we'll send you for a month if you really want to. 01:38:33 Speaker 4: Go camping if that's it'll be good for you that's uh that's so bad yeah that's those big those moments at that age they're pivotal for the future if that kid will ever farm again it might be scarred for life i don't know. 01:38:44 Speaker 1: Yeah, as far as advice for TJ, I would get some stuff that's obviously not farming. I would get a really cool blow-up obstacle course in the backyard and be like, oh, we got to do this because it's the spring harvest. Kind of like introducing stuff that isn't farming. 01:39:03 Speaker 4: Or when the time comes, every good chicken, it's time to. 01:39:07 Speaker 1: Eat the chicken. 01:39:11 Speaker 4: You let the boy say, all right, you rip You grab, you get the legs and you do it. 01:39:16 Speaker 1: And it's like, you know, finally. I thought you were going to say cinnamon to do the coop and just start helicoptering. 01:39:23 Speaker 4: No, my grandma grew up on a farm and she said the way they do it is put a two by four over its head and pull it. 01:39:30 Speaker 1: By its leg. Oh, so you were saying that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. 01:39:33 Speaker 4: So that's like, that's really what they did. And then you hear chicken with the heads cut off. It's just a beheaded chicken running around. 01:39:39 Speaker 1: It's real. 01:39:39 Speaker 4: It's a real thing. So I'd let him do that as a full circle. Okay, it's time to eat this chicken made for the holidays or something. 01:39:46 Speaker 1: Yeah, that will intro. I think that's quite nice. A little payback. And a little dad hack, too. Dad hack. There's a bonus dad hack. Dad hack. Like your six-year-old had the chicken. Dad hack. Dad hack. There we go. Yes, sir. Oh, wow. We're getting that into it. Yes, sir. 01:40:02 Speaker 3: All right. 01:40:03 Speaker 1: Let's jump into shout outs. We got some shout outs here, Trey. Okay. Me first? You're leading the ship. Do you go first? You know what? You go first. I like that. Okay. And I always say who the Senate, right? No new people. I guess they say. Yeah. Come on. Okay. This is an email. Almost go time, boys. The subject. This is from Raleigh Richardson. What a name. What's up, Raleigh fellas. 01:40:28 Speaker 4: My wife just got scheduled for her C-section next Thursday, October 15th, 8 a.m. Got a big one on the way. 37 weeks. The baby was weighing just over nine pounds. 01:40:39 Speaker 1: So any boy. who thinks they want to try anything with my daughter, she'll be ready to meet you in the A-gap. Ooh. Come on. Good size. Good size. Come on. Nice. 01:40:48 Speaker 4: I just picture his wife ever reading that sentence. He's like, don't worry about it. It's from a podcast, babe. Saying our daughter's going to be humongous. 01:40:57 Speaker 1: Comedy show. That is great. My daughter's a big girl. It's funny to make those jokes. 99 percentile. Yeah, come on. Eva? 01:41:06 Speaker 3: Yes. 01:41:07 Speaker 1: Okay, plug in the A-gap. Yeah, come on, Eva. That's great. 01:41:10 Speaker 4: In all seriousness, I do want to give a shout out to my amazing wife, Brianna. We got told last December that her chances of a natural pregnancy were slim to none due to my wife's severe endometriosis. She had a surgery to address it, and one of her fallopian tubes was even removed. By the grace of God, just a couple months later, we found out that she is pregnant. Brianna, I truly outkicked my coverage with you. I love you, and I can't wait to take on this next journey with you. Wow, Raleigh, what a guy. I'm also very proud I could That's. 01:41:39 Speaker 1: The first time ever that that has ever happened. Can we get Andy Gong ready for that? That was crazy. 01:41:45 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know my stuff. I learned about endometriosis just a few weeks ago, actually. It's coming to Andy. 01:41:50 Speaker 1: All right. Do you guys know what that is? No. 01:41:53 Speaker 5: You can lie to us and we'd agree with it, but it's normally that chair is the issue. 01:42:00 Speaker 1: And make sure at the end of the podcast, just rub a little bit on the chair. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. He goes on. 01:42:07 Speaker 4: He says, boys, thank you for this podcast. I had no clue what to expect at first when we got the news, but somehow y'all have made it a little bit less intimidating. And each

week I get more excited hearing about how much dads love being dads. Also, I got my hospital bag packed with the, for the dad's tea, ready to go for the hospital walk out pick one. 01:42:26 Speaker 1: From the wife. Thanks fellas. Raleigh Richardson. Wow. What a guy. Congrats, man. That's really, that's really sweet. Shout out and shout out wifey for providing. Did he say wifey provided the shirt or the outfit? 01:42:38 Speaker 4: It was, I think I was battling through a couple. I feel like typos or something. He said, am I, we got our hospital backpacked with the four that adds tea ready to go for the hospital walkout pick. 01:42:47 Speaker 1: From the wife. So I guess, I think he's saying she got it from the wife. Okay. I think he's saying he got the t-shirt from the wife. So shout out wife. Wifey understood the assignment. That's a PT Sicko staple is the, uh, the walkout pick. October 15th. Ali. Big time. Ali Common writes in. She says, shout out my husband, Kyle. Hi, PT six. First GBR. Do you know what GBR? I didn't put it on the sheet. I don't have it over there yet. We didn't, but we have some things. Girl... Girl-boy ratio? Because that would have been a great guess. It's Go Big Red for Will Compton. I haven't said that phrase in a long time. What is the GBR? What is the GBR? Terrible GBR in this office. Absolutely. I hope we beat the shit out of Indiana this weekend. This comes out after said weekend, so... Result there. Result, hopefully. Hopefully, hopefully. Result on the screen. We need this. If we do, we are so back, baby. Second, I'm writing to shout out my husband, Kyle. Also, I'm realizing this is wifey. This is GBR wifey. Love that she's a CFP sicko. Shout out my husband, Kyle, is the title of the email. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, love the GBR sicko fandom. He is a huge fan of the pod and has turned me into one as well. He recently told me he always waits to hear a shout out for him. So here it is. Kyle, shout out you. Just for time's sake, we'll keep it there. But thank you so much, Ali, for writing in as well. You guys are the best. And thank you for listening to the show. Amazing. Let's go. We got some ladies listening. That's big time. Yeah, dude. But we don't have a Katie. And you'll see in our last episode, the top comment. Deke, do you remember it? Yeah, you ever call the wives or something? You ever call your wife or something? Get a little tidbit in there. Get the wives. They were like, get the wives on. 01:44:46 Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a lot of get the wives on the pod, which I will say we have a plan. 01:44:52 Speaker 1: Oh, okay. We do have a plan. We do have a plan. And now we have a third wife. Oh my God. Yeah. Yes, sir. You big dog. We have a third wife. Fun. We'll keep it in mind. We'll keep it in mind. Let's get into Crack a Cold One. Okay. 01:45:10 Speaker 4: Ooh. 01:45:10 Speaker 1: Trey, this is a very fun, easy segment. Okay. In front of you is an Olipop. It is caramel apple flavored. Wow. Fun. Very fun. Very fall festive. Fall-a-loo-ya. Fall-a-loo-ya. Boy, oh boy. That's what I do. I did it. 01:45:26 Speaker 3: Okay. 01:45:26 Speaker 1: I was supposed to do that. Yeah. And then you don't have to take a little sip. I will. We love Olipop. Crack a Cold One is brought to us by Olipop. Essentially, when we crack a cold one, it's like we're a couple dads in the garage telling war stories. We're cracking some lollipops. And we just say something good that's going on with the kiddos. Something that really kind of made us stop and go, damn, I'm crushing it. That's nice. Everything's right in the world. That's sweet. I can go first, and that might give you a little buffer zone. 01:45:59 Speaker 3: Sure, sure. 01:46:00 Speaker 1: Go first. For a crack a cold one. Mine, Scarlett loves Halloween. and it is amazing as a father that i have a daughter that has walked in on a scary there was something scary going on the tv eyes were locked on it she did not show any tears we did get channel change very quickly but i was like that was a good first reaction because that was kind of spooky what was going on on the screen and she didn't you know She didn't flinch. Microdosing horror films. It was on plan. It was on plan. No, we're kidding. It's got a little touch in there. Honey, it was the shining. Get over it. So we have inflatables in the front yard. We have spider webs on the front porch. We have ghosties. um we have pumpkins and she loves the pumpkins she loves the ghosties the only problem is she might love it too much and this might be my dad loss she is going just to our neighbor stores now now that she can walk it's like oh that house looks like my house so i'll just let's just go see what their spideys are doing let's see if they have ghosties if they have inflatables it's game over she has to go walk up and touch them But overall, a crack of cold one. She's loving Halloween. That's great. We got an outfit. Is she doing a costume? That's my dad lost tray. We did touch on it last episode, but here's what's going on. We are going to a wedding in Chicago that is taking place on Halloween day. Halloween wedding? I know. Halloween wedding. I'm trying to... Is that a bad move? Well, let me ask you that. It's one of your... Y'all's friends. It's our age. It's our age. That's kind of crazy. There's probably a lot of parents invited. There are. I will say this about the couple, and they do not listen to this show, I'm guessing, because they're not parents. They're not parents, but I will say this about the couple. They are very fun. So it would not surprise me. It's a fun night if you're not a parent to have a wedding. And it would not surprise me if the reception had a little spookiness going on. It would be fun. It could be fun, but the dad loss, obviously. This is like scarlet's first halloween where she can walk we've got a couple words. 01:48:21 Speaker 4: Down yeah but yeah i guess you're still it'd be devastating if she was like four you know because you

couldn't miss that then it's like i don't know what we're doing that's awesome yeah we're my son's three and a half so we're we did it last year he was two and a half so he could he could do it we're having fun yeah But this year's going to be, I cannot wait, man. And all my friends, we all, my boy's the oldest out of all our friends, but they're all like by a few months. So I feel like this is our first trick or treat. We're all going to get together, boys, wives, and the kids. It's going to be so fun. It's one of my proudest moments. Last Halloween, I had a gig offer on Halloween night. I go, no, I turned it down. I go, no, I got it. You start to get to that as a dad. I said yes to everything before I was a dad. You got to start picking and choosing. You go, no, not going to do it. One of the best I've ever made. It was such a fun night. So it was a little bonus, me being awesome, but crack a cold one. I'm wrestling with my kids. Like the real deal dad wrestling y'all see in Dreamo. 01:49:19 Speaker 1: Throwing them into the sofa cushion a little bit. 01:49:22 Speaker 4: You know, did it over the years, but now my boy is like, we have a game where I'm full blown, just like socking them to the ground and throwing them and hitting them with bows. 01:49:32 Speaker 1: And he's loving it. 01:49:33 Speaker 4: And it's now a thing when, whenever I leave town, like I'm here, I got, I got a gig. So I'm in town. I'll be home first thing tomorrow. And it's always just like the second I step in the door, he's like, let's go, you know, it's like time to wrestle. And it's kind of, you know, what dreams are made of you. 01:49:48 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:49:48 Speaker 4: He's at that age where we're just, and it's really sweet. Then my daughter kind of gets in cause she doesn't wanna be left out. And Um, you know, we got to, of course I'm gentler with her. And then he all of a sudden just clotheslines her and you're like, okay, don't, you know, you gotta. 01:50:00 Speaker 1: He's doing good. 01:50:01 Speaker 4: But sometimes he just kind of suplexes his little sister, but we're wrestling, man. 01:50:05 Speaker 1: It's the best. It's, it's the real, it's like, yeah, it's like a dream. Something just connected in my mind too. Cause he's from Oklahoma. Do you know who Dan Gable is? 01:50:17 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:50:17 Speaker 1: Not like personally, but yeah. Familiar wrestling, legendary wrestling coach. 01:50:21 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:50:22 Speaker 1: We have a Dan Gable bobblehead right there. That's Will's childhood hero. 01:50:26 Speaker 4: Really? 01:50:27 Speaker 1: Childhood hero. 01:50:29 Speaker 3: Wow. 01:50:29 Speaker 1: And as I'm listening to you tell this story, I truly am like, that has Will Compton written all over. Like him sitting here listening to that story. He's probably dumb. He's like, man, I want to wrestle some boy, dude. He would have the happiest tears in his eyes. You can borrow my son whenever you want, man. Just get after it. Man, that sounds

like a lot of testosterone going on. Yeah, it's the best. One, I love that. Two, I just didn't want to skip over this group trick or treat that you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you break that down? Because I don't have a whole lot of dad friends like outside of this office. 01:51:06 Speaker 4: What does that look like? How are y'all going to attack the knife? Well, we, like I said, last year went way better than I thought. I know because you're like, everyone's The oldest was my two and a half year old. We had some people like under two. So we're kind of waddling around. But it lasted longer than I thought. And the kids were getting the candy. But this year should be unmatched. Like we host. We're in a great neighborhood for it. 01:51:27 Speaker 2: Good, good. 01:51:27 Speaker 4: It's like tons of families walking around. 01:51:30 Speaker 1: Are we doing wagons? No, probably not wagons. Okay, no wagons. My kids will be... We tried last year. They were too fired up. They couldn't sit in the wagon. They wanted to walk. So we. 01:51:42 Speaker 4: you know, we'll have everyone over probably, you know, Hey, after nap time, come on over. Hopefully it's nice weather. It's on a Saturday, which is clutch. And we, uh, like any good group of friends, of course, we have a few adult drinks in the thermos. You hit the road. 01:51:55 Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Kids. I was, I was just, I was like in a flow state. I was meeting Nate. We had just moved to this neighborhood too. 01:52:01 Speaker 4: So I'm meeting neighbors. My cute kids are trick or treating all of us. Parents are having a great time. It's, it's one of the, as a parent, I think it's hard to beat, uh, Halloween. 01:52:10 Speaker 1: It's like a really fun night. One of my favorite, I just unlocked a memory as you're telling that story. One of my favorite Vine characters of yours was your dad character. Does it scare you waking up and being like, oh my God, I might be that guy. Yeah, he's referencing, I had this, when the whip and nae nae, all that was huge. I was just doing a corny like, I'm going to whip you into shape. And, you know, of course, reflecting back on it. Do you remember this? I didn't know that was you. Yeah. Uh, first we're hooked you back. You're like, wow, good joke. But it was groundbreaking at the time. It was big. That was 50 million views. 01:52:46 Speaker 5: Yeah. 01:52:46 Speaker 4: It was a whole thing. And you know, I, I've said this a lot. I feel, I feel like our millennials, we have hope. 01:52:53 Speaker 1: Oh baby. That's in that college house. I, one of my boys, I go, Hey, record this right quick. Yeah. Yeah. Don't let me cook. So I don't have saying something like that. But I did so many of those. 01:53:04 Speaker 4: And I think we have hope with the phones and social media, maybe we can kind of be a little less corny. We can keep up a little bit. We're still more plugged in. State Farm is just raking it in with those commercials, dude. Becoming your parent or whatever. 01:53:19 Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's Progressive. Oh, Progressive. And shout out, no free shout out to both of those companies. I'm currently with State Farm, so shout out State Farm. Hey, there we go. We'll cut that. Leave that out. Northwestern Mutual. So does our insurance. 01:53:36 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'd be able to hold off, but I can't believe you remember all those vines, man. 01:53:41 Speaker 1: That's funny. Oh, dude, they were hilarious. And I feel like I'm turning into that as well. Matt calls a lot of our older guys in the office unk, which I love that. And we actually have some uncle hats and some unk hats that we've been sporting. It's kind of like why, you know, black folks always have OG. It's like we kind of finally got a little version. What's up, unk? That's me. They're making fun of us. But, you know, baby steps. Yeah, baby steps. We took a scoop of the ice cream and they said, That's fine. You can have Unk. That's great. Yeah. I like it. Come on, Unk. Give us a little Unk in there. As I am an Unk explaining Unk. Dad hacks? Dad hacks. You want to jump into it? I think that's our last one, and I can go first for you. Okay, go. Dad hack from Corey Williams on Spotify. Corey writes in, Dad hack, grab a pack of those puppy pee pads from the store and use them as a changing pad. They soak up all the accidental discharges during a diaper change. Solid dad hack. That is a pretty good dad hack. That's a solid one. That really is. That's way better than those rewashable things. Yes. And my dad hack, which I kind of got, Will was like, are we sure that's a dad hack? My dad hack last week was, hey, my kid hates the changing table. I just change her on the ground now. His dad egg was put the kid on the ground. Just wait till I go to my wife. I go, honey, and I got these B pads from Walmart. We're just going to throw them on the ground. It'd be perfect. Yes. Legendary dad status here. Let's go. Okay. 01:55:21 Speaker 4: Duncan, Duncan Robertson writes in dad hack. My daughter's daycare provides breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack, which is a huge win in and of itself. Oh, last week they had Bald chicken nuggets, which were actually just small pieces of grilled chicken. Picky toddlers won't eat. Just tell them it's bald chicken nuggets to get that protein in them. 01:55:40 Speaker 1: There we go, baby. You got to read that. 01:55:42 Speaker 4: Oh, every parent knows rebranding is big. 01:55:45 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Big one that's going on right now with the pod. They don't make that anymore. They asked for something. That's crazy. They actually don't make that anymore. 01:55:55 Speaker 4: I saw this hack. This is a viral hack. Someone, they were eating like chocolate cake. Then go, Ooh, this cake is spicy. You wouldn't like smart dude. 01:56:03 Speaker 1: You haven't seen this. Yeah. You gotta get that cookie. Oh, spicy cookie. Yeah. Oh, that's with that. Oh my God. Oh, I don't want any part of that. I don't want any part of that.

Oh yeah. 01:56:15 Speaker 4: Famous one in our house that actually was a bit, I've told on the road where we, my son was obsessed with pancakes, but we, so we gave him a waffle. So you can assume how that went. And then my wife said they're, they're silly pancakes and he ate them. So to this day we call waffles silly pancakes. 01:56:31 Speaker 1: Oh my God. Silly pancake. 01:56:33 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:56:33 Speaker 1: Then he ate it up. That's all it took. It's amazing. You guys got to brand it, man. Yeah. All chicken nuggets. That's pretty good. We sit here and we break it down parenting as like this hard rocket science thing, which haters love to put in the comments. They're really just making a podcast about this. I mean, come on. Yeah. But it is moments like that where you can just rebrand something and the mind quickly changes. 01:56:58 Speaker 4: Dude, the picky eat. This is something that just happened as of this week. My son loves, you know, of course, like any other child, peanut butter, sandwich peanut butter on bread yeah yeah he rejects the jelly we said dude peeping jelly so good no i don't like jelly and then we went uncrustable a kid at his little school was had he's like this this calvin always has these so he got him he was excited and he took a bite and he liked the jelly coming out of that but so much so that when he has one of those he says i only like the jelly so he rips a hole in it and oozes out the jelly and sucks it out of the uncrustable and won't eat the peanut butter but if i made him a peanut butter jelly he'd be like i don't like jelly and i mean you can't even make this stuff up i go are you rage baiting me dude he came home from school and it had been like dissected like what'd you do to this thing he goes i just sucked out the jelly man i go that's crazy. 01:57:44 Speaker 1: That also looks like such an a science. 01:57:46 Speaker 4: Experiment bizarre just you think of your kid at school he's over there just somebody's doing an autopsy on a on a crustable Oh my God. 01:57:59 Speaker 1: Last dad hack here. We got Carlin Petrin. Dash Q40 on YouTube. Carlin says, Willie C, quick dad hack to get the girls to eat. eat their dinner. See, here we go. All right, let's go. Pick up a special dessert that you know they absolutely love and don't have every day. I know the cookie can be a motivator, but something she has every day might not be enticing enough. Be sure to show her what her reward will be for eating her dinner ahead of time before you actually sit down for dinner to create some anticipation. Start with three quarters of the plate and gradually increase it until she's a consistent member of the Clean Plate Club as a CPC. Okay, wow. He's running out finding fancy desserts, keeping them guessing. Yeah, and Will wouldn't know what to think about that dad hack because he is very much on your brand of, hey, if you're not going to eat, you ain't eating. Yeah, it's tough. Because now my boy. 01:59:02 Speaker 4: Then you get so far, especially with a boy where I'm like, sometimes I just give him the cookie. And my wife's like, why? I'm like, well, this guy needs some calories in him. I need this guy to put some meat on his bone. You know, you don't want a tiny little. So then you're battling that a little bit. We're like, you're getting them ready for the egg. 01:59:16 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Come on. I mean, Will was literally just sitting right there going, you know, we used to do PB & J sandwiches right before bed to bulk up. Yeah, we do that. Perfect bars. You guys know about those? Oh, perfect bars are good. Game changers for the kids. They're good. 01:59:34 Speaker 4: And they're very big calories. Most kids I've ever known like them and they're, they're healthy. They're so, man, we go through those. Dude, I got to find the brand too. I think Target sells them the little Fig Newton things. I was not a Fig Newton guy when I was younger, but I find myself, it's the perfect amount of Scarlett will like get it down to a little nub. So I have a one biter like when she doesn't finish it big on the Fig Newtons now. You know, I had to cut, I was, I gained a few pounds definitely from the mac and cheese. Dad, dad dip it in the mac and cheese. You go, dude, these, they come a long way with this mac and cheese. It's delicious. 02:00:09 Speaker 1: You were just talking about on y'all's last episode, y'all went to like a petting zoo or something and they were, you were like, they had mac and cheese. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. Day was saved. Kids had the mac. It was delicious. Guys, it's like a drug. Mac and cheese is like a drug for my daughter, Scarlett. Every child. It's kind of, ugh. They love it. We have some dad call-ins. Let's go. Fun. In dad call-in straight, of course, they're presented by Gravely. Our first dad call-in, what do you think, Deke? We've been signed up? Yeah, start with we've been signed up. This is an interesting one. Okay. So start with this, and then I can explain what it's from, or you can take a guess. Okay, perfect. I like that. 02:00:55 Speaker 3: The varsity football game against B.B. Kummer has moved to 6 o'clock tomorrow night. Senior parents that are a part of senior night festivities should be at the field by 4.45. To opt out of future messages, call 855-502-7867. Goodbye. 02:01:15 Speaker 5: We've been receiving texts on the For the Dads phone. Someone signed us up for their kids' alert system at the high school. 02:01:21 Speaker 1: Come on, guys. We're trying to run a company over here. 02:01:25 Speaker 5: We've been getting updates about drop-offs and pickups. So that's more an alert to someone out there that they're not getting the updates we are. And so we've received our first voicemail from that school. 02:01:34 Speaker 1: Why do people do this? 02:01:35 Speaker 4: We had like emails here, and then you start getting this BS. Like, why are you pranking us? Stop signing us up for stuff. Here's what I will

say, though. Ultimate dad hack. You like this dad podcast that you listen to that has a voicemail. You never check your voicemails that the school leaves. you listen to said show, he's sitting there going, oh, okay, great. Festivities got moved to 6 p.m. 02:01:57 Speaker 1: A week later. There we go. Yeah, a week later. Exactly, yeah. Oh, my God. Honey, I didn't know that they played a week later. These guys suck, dude. That's great. Next one, a memory for you. What's up, boys? It's Dylan from Jersey. Sherm, feel free to do the accent. I'm in the belly of the beast right now. 02:02:23 Speaker 5: Disney World. 02:02:25 Speaker 1: Magic Kingdom. 02:02:26 Speaker 5: I got the six-month-old strapped to my chest. 02:02:29 Speaker 1: My daughter's about to ride Aladdin. Boys, let me tell you this. The meltdowns. The screaming. The overpriced snacks. It's all worth it. Take the trip. Take the kids to go see the mouse. They'll love it. It's really a memory for you. 02:02:44 Speaker 5: E.T. 02:02:44 Speaker 1: Sicko. Out. A little bonus there at the end. 02:02:52 Speaker 4: Yeah, wow. Is that a hired actor? Who is that guy? I'm a Disney ward. My daughter's about to ride a land. 02:03:04 Speaker 1: That was great. Six-month-old in a Disney World. No props. Yeah, good on them. Good on them. Any rollercoaster riding for you guys? Any theme park ride? We have it. No, man. I was not a rollercoaster kid. Okay. 02:03:18 Speaker 4: I was kind of a weenie with that, and my son's got that gene. There's no world where he was going to get on a coaster anytime soon. Kind of a shy boy. 02:03:25 Speaker 1: I don't know. 02:03:27 Speaker 4: We'll see. I don't foresee us being a Disney family. My wife's really kind of anti.... 02:03:32 Speaker 1: She is. She's kind of a hater. She really is. Big thank you from Matt. Hey, real quick. Need her info to be passed to my wife. Yeah, my wife. She'll talk her down. I need Katie to talk to Jill. You got a Disney adult over there? Well, Jill's not. Some of her family have some real estate in Orlando, Florida. You may have heard of it. They're all in. Um, they have flash passes, uh, due to some of the relatives having diabetes. No lines, no lines, no feet. And she cannot truly, truly. And, um, it is, uh, it is already written in the stars that we will be going to Disney world once Scarlet's over to like annually. Uh, maybe not that aggressive. Cut that from the episode. Make sure that gets cut from the episode. 02:04:30 Speaker 5: Yeah. 02:04:30 Speaker 1: It was like, uh, I don't think you can do that, Trey. I think it's just like a once every like 10 years. 02:04:36 Speaker 4: That's right. 02:04:36 Speaker 1: They won't let you in more than once. Yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not bad. 02:04:41 Speaker 3: Damn. 02:04:41 Speaker 4: Yeah, because they want to make sure everyone can experience the magic so you can't go too much. 02:04:45 Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell Jill that. And she listens, so that's good for her to know. But please, we'll like Katie. Does your wife listen? She does. 02:04:53 Speaker 3: Nice. 02:04:53 Speaker 1: Yeah, she does. That'll change. Charo is maybe our number one listener, Will's wife. 02:04:58 Speaker 3: Yeah. 02:04:58 Speaker 5: Wow she's a she's a heavy episode she very much the APR was founded because Will I believe messed up birthdays and messed up the age the daughters were during things and stuff like little instances like that that's. 02:05:09 Speaker 4: So cute wow what's my Katie you suck Katie and I can say that because there's no world she's listening to this we'll lay in bed and this is a funny bit I do every couple months let's just review this and like my last 12 Instagram reels she hasn't liked them you've been watching these she's like I'm busy dude yeah come on. 02:05:28 Speaker 1: Katie Your husband's out here working. No, I love to give her a hard time. She's like, I'm trying. She's not, she's not keeping up my content. No, that's, that's really sweet. They, they're devout. Yeah, they are. They are. They're, they're excited for us. I know that Jill, she's probably, I would say like two out of three episodes would be like her. Yeah. 02:05:50 Speaker 4: No, my wife, my wife, she's got it. I talked to her enough in real life. She's, I don't blame her. She's the best. 02:05:57 Speaker 1: Oh, Shout out our wives. We love our wives. We love our... Yeah. Gong rip for the wives. Hit the... We love... Oh, no, I missed. I missed. Oh, no, dude. I thought it was a pantomime at first, but that was a miss. 02:06:09 Speaker 4: My wife wouldn't let me do it. It was like a force field. The spirit of Katie choking me. I really do love my wife a lot. 02:06:18 Speaker 1: It's true. We have one last voicemail. It is titled, Two-Year-Old Sailor. Loading... Two-year-old sailor. Boys, this is Jacob from southeast Kansas, a little town called Cheneau. A little oh shit moment. As you can tell, I cuss like a sailor. That's on me. Me and the wife here are trying to get better. We're headed to leave the house. The other day, go to my mom's, call her Mimi. She says grandma makes her feel old. Whatever. And like I said, I cuss like a sailor. But headed out the door, kid turns around and just hits me with a good old-fashioned F-U. I'm not even talking to the kid. I'm just walking. The kid's just walking. And I said, what'd you say? And she doubled down on it. And mom's in the other room losing it. I'm trying to keep my composure, but just after last week's episode, I just thought you boys get a crack out of it. My little two-year-old sailor over here, Braylee. She's two. My little princess. 02:07:17 Speaker 4: Oh, girl. 02:07:18 Speaker 3: Sorry, boys. 02:07:19 Speaker 1: Get a chuckle out of that. That's great. I, uh, I'd Doubly apologize. Last week, I said some stuff on the pod. This podcast is titled For the Dads, Not for the Kids. 02:07:37 Speaker 4: Right. 02:07:37 Speaker 1: Dad had it playing in the car. Yeah, well. Great dad

hack, though. Grabbed the teacher at drop-off and said, hey, just want to let you know, was listening to a podcast that dropped a couple F-bombs this morning, and kiddo might drop some F-bombs. 02:07:55 Speaker 4: So good luck with that. Yeah, just so you know, this podcast, that is a new... Me and my friends, we've adjusted quite well. All of a sudden, you're like, wow, you got to watch what you're saying around these things. 02:08:06 Speaker 1: Oh, dude. They really do. My boldest. 02:08:09 Speaker 4: I remember one day he caught me, you know, whoever was bullying me on X, I do swear from time to time outside of my professional life. I stubbed my toe or something and let something fly. And then my little boy just started just slinging like the S word. And the best advice, this little quick dad tip, you can't ignore. At that age, just ignore, ignore, ignore. Because they want the attention, right? 02:08:31 Speaker 1: Okay. So I just kind of ignored him, ignored him. He said it a few times and he never said it again. I was like, oh my goodness. Because my worst fear is him saying it in front of my mom, his grandma. Yeah. She's like, how in the world does he know that? I'm like, I'm sorry, mother. But he did that one day and I go, oh my God, I don't think I've cussed around him since. Oh, good for you. It is like, dude, when I start going on the phone, especially when I'm working, like I'm coming home from work, either something really great happened or something just like worst day ever happened. And I'm starting to pick up on it. Scarlett's not repeating any words I say other than when I go up to her and say, can you say ball? And then we'll get a little something. But I'm starting to check myself a little bit too. It's amazing what they absorb. 02:09:15 Speaker 4: It's amazing. 02:09:16 Speaker 1: All right. And that is this week's Dad Call-Ins presented by Gravely. Click the link in the description below of this episode to find your Gravely mower. goodness well trey you have made it through the gauntlet that is the for the dads podcast fun thank you all i wanted to give you uh just a little moment we can throw up your tour dates uh on screen. 02:09:40 Speaker 4: Thanks yeah um yeah yeah that's that's kind of it that's what i got going on we just announced some hitting some comedy clubs starting in november so trey kennedy.com that's where you grab them follow me trey kennedy on socials come hit me up yeah like we said we got the pod and but yeah i'm coming around uh You know, I usually, every tour I just do a little less and less, which I'm glad about. You know, don't want to be gone too much. So just two nights only at the clubs. Get the tickets. They're going fast. Would love to talk to some PT sickos. Wouldn't that be sick? If my show November, they were doing my PT sicko. And I will say the army is, it is strong. 02:10:20 Speaker 1: It's, it's niche, but hopefully if you are a PT sicko out there and you're seeing, you're checking those dates, you're like, Ooh, I could go see Trey. Go say what up to Trey. Do it. Do not beg the comedy club to kick him out. It's not funny. The bit's been done. We've moved on from it. Yeah. My first show is in Eugene, Oregon. That's right. Yes. 02:10:43 Speaker 4: First, I'm doing the club there. Beautiful city. The last time I was there, me and the boys went to see Oklahoma State, Oregon. They beat us 69-3. Oh, no. 02:10:51 Speaker 1: But guess what? We redeemed this year, didn't we? 02:10:54 Speaker 3: Oh, dude. 02:10:54 Speaker 1: We beat the Ducks. I'm going back. Should I do my show and just America's Brightest Orange? Yes, sir. I really might have to do one of them. And maybe a mullet wig, just R.I.P. Gundy. Just the mullet everything. 02:11:05 Speaker 3: R.I.P. 02:11:05 Speaker 1: Loved Gundy. Dude, thank you for coming on. This was a blast. 02:11:09 Speaker 4: Thank you for having me, man. You guys are awesome. Really love what you're doing. We need more dad content out there. 02:11:16 Speaker 1: We do. With a positive spin. So being a dad's the best. It's a lot. It's good. It's good. 02:11:21 Speaker 3: Good. 02:11:22 Speaker 1: Any extra from you guys? Any questions? The only thing, do you have a lesson of the week or a quote to toss us out with? 02:11:29 Speaker 3: Okay. 02:11:29 Speaker 5: We end each show with just a lesson, a quote. 02:11:31 Speaker 1: They used to just be Dan Gable. We've expanded a little bit. Okay. So here's what happened. Here's what happened. I'm so sorry. No, you're fine. Cause I need to call myself out. And if Will was here, he would, he want me to accept responsibility and kind of just say what happened. I knew you were a poke. I love Mike Gundy, like huge man crush on Mike Gundy and wish that he had coached a team that I was a fan of. I was going to have a parenting quote from Mike Gundy. That was going to read and it was going to be very cute and fun. Cause I would have gone and guess who that quote was from Trey. Oh, who was it from Sherman? Mike Gundy. And then we dap and it's the perfect end to the episode. That would be beautiful. Uh, I only found quotes about him coaching his son at Oklahoma state. And, uh, there were some great quotes on there. There's some good ones. I did just remember that famous meme of poor Mike Gundy's kid in shotgun with the hands shaking. It's 48 to nothing. I remember watching that game. I go, boy, oh boy. And I'm thinking, did that advice work? I don't know. And I'm sorry for dogging my Gunny because I truly love him. 02:12:47 Speaker 4: Gunny said some great quotes. One of his players got a DUI. Do you ever see that quote? He's like, I've done that a couple hundred times. 02:12:56 Speaker 1: We've all done it. We've all had like five or six beers and driven. I've done that a bunch. You're like, wow, you're good, but you're actually not good, you know, but you are good. Cause you get home safe. Everything's good. As soon as it left his mouth, you could just tell all the

blood. Yeah. I'm a man. I'm 40. Oh my gosh. I still watch that like once a year. What else? 02:13:20 Speaker 4: And that genuinely that was that really was the moment he his whole program like turned up a notch it was that makes sense so you you want your son playing for that guy maybe that's the lesson yeah okay stand up because he was that i'm a 40 the context people don't know his quarterback we it was like our highest ranked recruit ever five star quarterback supposed to be the guy freshman year he just wasn't doing good he sucked and so he's getting reamed by the oklahoman and Ridden him up. 02:13:47 Speaker 1: This guy's a bust. He's a flop. And Gunny just went to bat for him and just chewed out this reporter. You write about me. That's a kid doing everything right. Come after me. I'm a man. I'm 40. You come after a kid that's doing everything right. Are you kidding me? Who's the kid here? Who's the kid here? Yeah, who's the kid here to the beat writer? Dude, that is our dad. That's our lesson of the week is you stand up for those that you love, but you stand up for those that you have been put in a position to mentor. You stand up for those. Sometimes you got to do it. You got to stand up to them. Take your trash out, guys. Have a great week. What emoji would you want them to leave in the comments, Trey? Give me the water gun. Go Pokes. Go Pokes. Pistols firing. 02:14:36 Speaker 4: They won't let us have a real gun in the emojis, which is a separate issue that we don't need to talk about. But water guns, what we got to use is Pokes fans. 02:14:43 Speaker 1: Go Pokes. Go Pokes. And sadly, we don't play in the regular season, but some are saying we might see each other in Dallas. Y'all don't like it? Lagway? Come on. Diaper bet if that happens. Oh, diaper bet? Would you want to race for slips? I do a little diaper bet each week. Walk me through a diaper bet. He's out in three. 02:15:04 Speaker 3: I am. 02:15:05 Speaker 1: So if you want your pokes to win, you might want to bet me some diapers. We just, we race straight up. It's a Moneyline bet. I buy your newborn. Remind me his name. Miles. 02:15:17 Speaker 4: Miles. 02:15:17 Speaker 1: You're good. I don't think I even said it. Yeah, Miles. I would buy Miles a pack of whatever said diapers, even if it's like coterie. I don't care, dude. I'll buy it. You ever had coteries? They're nice. We've had a few gifted. And brother, let me tell you. It really is nice. It is nice. People kind of diaper shame, especially at daycare. They'll be like, oh, they're just huggies. I don't have a problem with huggies. But then you see some of it. It's like a race car. That's why I call it racing for slips. But I'll go straight up with you. Straight up. 02:15:50 Speaker 4: We're saying in the hypothetical that it's Baylor Pokes. Fictitional, hypothetical. 02:15:54 Speaker 1: Done. Deal. 02:15:55 Speaker 3: All right. 02:15:56 Speaker 1: That's so fun. 02:15:57 Speaker 4: Have you already done the delusional like, like the pokes have now won a couple of games. I've already like blocked the calendar for the playoff. 02:16:04 Speaker 1: Oh buddy. You know, you do that, you know, babe, just real quick, you know, January one, I might be busy. Cancel the hotel room. Might be at the Rose. 48 hours before. 02:16:12 Speaker 3: Yeah. 02:16:13 Speaker 1: Our seven and five. You're like, I don't know. Our boy coop. That's our graphic designer here is a poke. And I, as soon as this wraps, I would love for y'all to just, if you need to race out, it's totally fine. But I feel like y'all talk through some delusional, like any good sports fan. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, great. We'll enjoy that. Yeah, deal. See you in Dallas. 02:16:33 Speaker 3: Deal. 02:16:34 Speaker 1: See you in Dallas. 02:16:35 Speaker 4: Yep. 02:16:36 Speaker 1: Take the trash out. We love you. Water guns. Go Pokes.